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CBD:
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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Sigh: Feminist Social Justice Warriors Badger Another Company, and that Company of Course Buckles
A fat-loss supplement company called "Protein World' began running this ad:
@lawrencedarcy This is not feminism, it is extremism. #getagrip #BeachBodyReady #Winning 👍🏼
— Protein World (@ProteinWorld) April 27, 2015@susanneallen Another incredible accusation by the perpetually offended 😄 #getagrip
— Protein World (@ProteinWorld) April 26, 2015@susanneallen Some would say they do 😏 pic.twitter.com/RlXNJCFmvD
— Protein World (@ProteinWorld) April 26, 2015Comments
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FREE WILLY!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:28 PM (FrMyu)
First, maximize your screen. Then, look at the grey boxes.
The width of each of these boxes is the amount of fuck I do not give about these shrill harpies.
Winning indeed.
Posted by: imp at April 28, 2015 04:28 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 28, 2015 04:28 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Kate58 at April 28, 2015 04:28 PM (oLZsm)
I'm guessing that Flora is fat and pasty. Suzanne is probably just big boned.
Or are we not allowed to bluntly tell the truth anymore?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 28, 2015 04:28 PM (AX3vC)
I mean, how about the feminists harass, oh, every fashion magazine and clothing designer, and Hollywood, and....on and on. It's not some wweight-loss co. creating the desire for a fit body.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 04:29 PM (2TN4k)
http://tinyurl.com/yjns7q9
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:29 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2015 04:29 PM (FcR7P)
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Posted by: AmishDude at April 28, 2015 04:29 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2015 04:30 PM (W5DcG)
Another view:
Giles Coren @gilescoren
Well, it just makes me want to fuck women half my age who aren't my wife and I don't need that shit in the morning.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 28, 2015 04:30 PM (iQIUe)
Has anyone ever seen a British beach?
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham
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I thought the beaches were okay, as long as you didn't see their teeth.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 28, 2015 04:30 PM (AX3vC)
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 04:31 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 28, 2015 04:31 PM (FcR7P)
Well, more like a beached whale body.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2015 04:31 PM (7x4lH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 04:31 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2015 04:31 PM (Tk6Z0)
You know why women are on women's magazines? Because women like to look at attractive women's bodies.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 28, 2015 04:31 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 28, 2015 04:31 PM (qyobn)
Posted by: OCBill at April 28, 2015 04:31 PM (cPg42)
SandyVagina Away
It flushes beach sand from ladyparts with a natural, non-toxic, herbalized solution that reduces irritation by 75%. We hope to have single application bottles and 6 packs available by mid summer.
Posted by: Protein World, Inc. at April 28, 2015 04:31 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2015 04:32 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 04:32 PM (2TN4k)
If you think the Left will run out of things to tear apart with their fucked-up PC logic, you're wrong. The Left can do this type of thing with EVERYTHING.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2015 04:32 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2015 04:32 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2015 04:32 PM (Tj+s6)
Not sure which is more pathetic: obviously thin girls complaining about an ad that essentially could be them, or the ghey ass white knights who think they have a chance with these deranged hotties if they spout some shit about "feminism"
Posted by: imp at April 28, 2015 04:32 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: toby928(C) at the beach among the beach ready at April 28, 2015 04:32 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 28, 2015 04:32 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 28, 2015 04:32 PM (nCKKS)
It's what happens when a woman is raised on a diet of feminism from birth, rather than adopting feminism after a non-feminist foundation was established.
No man has ever looked at a woman and thought, "She'd be more attractive if only she were a feminist."
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2015 04:33 PM (0NdlF)
sorry, I misspelled it. I meant to write: "Tumblrinas."
Thanks for asking. I was talking to someone far younger than myself. He used this slang, in mocking the Social Justice Warriors. Apparently a lot of bitter feminists layabouts spend time on Tumblr, and that's where a lot of these feminist jihads start, so they call them "Tumblrinas."
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2015 04:33 PM (PA7DS)
Women's Studies programs are filled by people who can't do anything other than Women's Studies.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 28, 2015 04:33 PM (L2xDv)
"We are ALL equal. But let us celebrate our diversity because we are all unique but the same!"
Life ain't fair cupcakes. Grab a f'ing helmet.
Posted by: Hoogie Pringle at April 28, 2015 04:33 PM (SuGsU)
Just hope Flora_TortoiseShell doesn't park her fat ass beach blanket anywhere near me. Unless, of course, she brings a cooler full of sandwiches and beer.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2015 04:33 PM (wAQA5)
lulz: the Orioles will play the White Sox tonight in an empty stadium.
WELCOME TO THE AGE OF obama, MUTHAFUCKAS.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2015 04:33 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at April 28, 2015 04:33 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:33 PM (4TJQo)
For who though? Who is the intended audience for magazines and weight loss pills and all of this other stuff?
Men? Nah.
Women.
And remember that article from a few months ago about how men said Kate Upton had the perfect body, and women said some skinny bitch did?
This is all driven BY WOMEN not by men. Men don't read your stupid magazines, and very few take weight loss pills they saw in an ad online.
So if you want to get pissed at someone, get pissed at other women.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:34 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Conservative
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Pajama boys, on the other hand...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:34 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 28, 2015 04:34 PM (nCKKS)
Posted by: toby928(C) at the beach among the beach ready at April 28, 2015 04:34 PM (evdj2)
Why, it's like they've studied marketing 101 and understand what messages their actual paying clientele (NOT SJWs) respond to, or something! I'm seriously impressed. Not every brand can do a FYNQ to people on social media but I'm glad theirs can. Luckily they are getting rewarded handsomely for it!
Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 04:34 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2015 04:34 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2015 04:34 PM (hLRSq)
This video may help provide more perspective on the Tumblr culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m-e4PgiVfM
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (PA7DS)
Oh, and Protein World called the feminists -- many of whom are vandalizing their advertisements, or even threatening to destroy their offices -- "terrorists."
Good! They ARE terrorists.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (Tk6Z0)
Help her back out to sea.
Posted by: toby928(C) at the beach among the beach ready at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (evdj2)
Whoops, never mind. I thought you said 'cooter'.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (FcR7P)
Heh.
Sometimes backfires, such as Star Trek actress Alice Eve dissing Bruce Jenner on Tumblr as essentially not being a real woman because he hasn't had to struggle w/unequal pay, being denied from competeing in certain sports, etc.
oopsie!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (2TN4k)
A lot of it is due to standard corporate responses to online controversy. If you know the authorized / typical response sets you can play them like whatever you like to play with.
So SJWs win often as not without much effort required. On twitter it just becomes a me-too kind of down with the struggle sister fest.
Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (3ZtZW)
veterans.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (qyobn)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (hLRSq)
Maybe it'll catch on. Maybe.
Posted by: Barefoot boy with cheeks of tan at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (15/oZ)
Any hints for us?
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2015 04:29 PM (FcR7P)
Tumblrinas are SJWs who infest Tumblr.
A compilation of their insanity/idiocy:
http://www.reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction
Posted by: The S**tlord's Hat at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: eliza dolittle at April 28, 2015 04:36 PM (kivUY)
"
Yeah, that's seriously some of the most depressing shit I've ever heard.
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2015 04:36 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 28, 2015 04:36 PM (dBm7S)
Posted by: USA at April 28, 2015 04:36 PM (brmlP)
Posted by: ace
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You'll be hearing from my lawyers..
Posted by: Hans Christian Andersen, from the grave at April 28, 2015 04:36 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Dave at April 28, 2015 04:36 PM (obpre)
FINALLY, SOME BALLS!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 28, 2015 04:36 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: JPS at April 28, 2015 04:36 PM (9Mwu1)
I am tired of Ugly Women telling me that I HAVE to think they are beautiful...
They are not...
Michelle Obama is F'n UGLY...
As is Lena Dunham....
John McCain's Offspring??? wouldn't touch...
Hillaries Brat??? Have you seen the Honker??? yet supposedly GORGEOUS!!! (according to all the magazines...)...
Its amazing that we are not supposed to tell them what to think about their bodies.... yet they feel entitled to tell US what to think about their bodies...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 04:36 PM (qh617)
Whoops, never mind. I thought you said 'cooter'.
No. No tuna fish sammiches.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:37 PM (4TJQo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 28, 2015 04:37 PM (AX3vC)
Posted by: imp at April 28, 2015 04:37 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Spyoeach at April 28, 2015 04:37 PM (vzMuS)
Posted by: Flora_TortoiseHead at April 28, 2015 04:37 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2015 04:37 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2015 04:38 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 28, 2015 04:38 PM (iAUf+)
Posted by: JPS at April 28, 2015 04:36 PM (9Mwu1)
I still believe that if Mitt Romney had doubled down on his 42% comment, instead of caving and apologizing, he would be President right now...
Can't prove it.... but I really think so...
American Men HATE cowards...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 04:38 PM (qh617)
If you don't believe that women don't know how men think, look at Jackie and Emma's grand plans to attract their potential mates.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 28, 2015 04:38 PM (L2xDv)
My women's studies program would look quite different than most universities.
I find it quite funny that the feminists can't fathom that men like to look at pretty women. I even look at middling ones.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2015 04:38 PM (ODxAs)
The riots in Baltimore? Our fault.
CNN Anchor Brooke Baldwin Blames Military Vets for Baltimore Riots.
Breitbart
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 28, 2015 04:39 PM (OsWis)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m-e4PgiVfM
Hint: It's about the cray-cray!
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2015 04:39 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Spypeach at April 28, 2015 04:39 PM (vzMuS)
Posted by: President Billy Cliton at April 28, 2015 04:39 PM (Ru0NQ)
http://bit.ly/1Kr095B
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2015 04:38 PM (0Ew3K)
I'd turn it into an Ad...
Protein World.... apparently we are the Bomb... downright Explosive!
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 04:39 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Null at April 28, 2015 04:39 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 28, 2015 04:39 PM (iAUf+)
Website is lessonsofvietnam.com , Twitter #lessonofvietnam (apparently there is only one lesson on Twitter)
I am certainly not advocating that anyone go have fun on their hashtag . We could do that but it would be wrong .
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at April 28, 2015 04:39 PM (3SXsL)
Posted by: Lauren
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All Liberals deny that there *is* such a thing as Human Nature.
Posted by: Hans Christian Andersen, from the grave at April 28, 2015 04:39 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Rosie O'Douchenozzle at April 28, 2015 04:39 PM (hKyl0)
So I'm good to stop going to the gym and gaining 40 pounds by stocking up on frozen pizza and beer?
Women really don't care about that anymore?
Huh. Who knew?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:40 PM (AkOaV)
I have nothing against the overweight, as I happen to be one.
I don't like people getting on women for being unattractive. I think such people are assholes.
But on the other hand, being ugly or overweight does not give one carte blanche to be an asshole oneself.
These people are getting nasty over their bullshit. They are now claiming that there is literally no such thing as a "good body," because "all bodies are good," and that anyone who hints otherwise must be destroyed.
Well, fuck you, Fatty. That's just bullshit.
You were the underdog before: but now you're being a mean asshole. AND you're a big fat fatty on top of that.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2015 04:40 PM (PA7DS)
Wait, what? This is an actual store name?
"Moooooooo."
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2015 04:40 PM (0NdlF)
It's like the various liberal factions are in a non stop race to the bottom, but somehow they just keep getting lower and lower.
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2015 04:40 PM (MYCIw)
I was thinking "tumbrels", as in the carts used to haul the aristocrats off to the guillotine.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2015 04:40 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 28, 2015 04:40 PM (iAUf+)
Posted by: goon at April 28, 2015 04:40 PM (A53Jp)
BTW, Protein World has received a bomb threat over the ads:
http://bit.ly/1Kr095B
Posted by: The Political Hat
Pffft, as if a woman could wire a bomb!
Posted by: imp at April 28, 2015 04:41 PM (XIXZz)
All caving really does is piss off your actual customers. Ask ChicFilet. Of course, their food is so good they could be owned by Satan and relentlessly work towards eradicating blue wales by spearing them with orphan kids and I'd still probably buy from them.
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 28, 2015 04:41 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:41 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 28, 2015 04:41 PM (xSCb6)
Film at 11.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 28, 2015 04:41 PM (YCG8H)
Posted by: The Party at April 28, 2015 04:41 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2015 04:38 PM (ODxAs)
Well I wouldn't call it funny when my then girlfriend in college found my Playboy stash and became my ex-girlfriend. Funny it wasn't
Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 04:41 PM (sWgE+)
oopsie!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (2TN4k)
OMG that is hilarious. Jenner might be an icky republican but right now trans trumps all, baby! Wimmens celebs trying to fit into the mean girls club hardest hit.
Do you have a link.
Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 04:41 PM (yRwC8)
Give them nothing!
Take. From. Them ... EVERYTHING.
Posted by: 300's Leonidas at April 28, 2015 04:41 PM (0NdlF)
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Tingles blamed right to work laws.
I blame the Little Rascals.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 04:42 PM (XUKZU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m-e4PgiVfM
I'm learning a lot! Enjoying all the cartoonerie, too.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2015 04:42 PM (FcR7P)
They are now claiming that there is literally no such thing as a "good body," because "all bodies are good," and that anyone who hints otherwise must be destroyed.
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It is worse than that, it is socio-political Ju Jitsu.
They use their own shortcomings to attack their betters, and rely on the benevolence of their victims.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 28, 2015 04:42 PM (AX3vC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 04:42 PM (nXqvU)
Women really don't care about that anymore?
Huh. Who knew?
Nope, if you're male the Tumblr crowd expects you to be in shape. Which is what I said in the post.
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2015 04:43 PM (Tj+s6)
Try our Clubbed Baby Seals sammich!
-Chik-fil-A
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:43 PM (4TJQo)
Posted by: johnd01 at April 28, 2015 04:43 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at April 28, 2015 04:43 PM (ND9o5)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 28, 2015 04:43 PM (oDCMR)
Well, fuck you, Fatty. That's just bullshit.
You were the underdog before: but now you're being a mean asshole. AND you're a big fat fatty on top of that.
I agree with you, jeolous is no way to go through life, either love your choices or change them, but don't shit on the hotties who work there asses off too look good.
Posted by: Spypeach at April 28, 2015 04:43 PM (vzMuS)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 28, 2015 04:43 PM (xNkaN)
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2015 04:43 PM (Tj+s6)
I got in a stupid argument with stupid people about pregnant women wearing bikinis. As a currently pregnant woman whose been pregnant a bunch of times, I find it sort of creepy. I mean, knock yourself out, but bikinis are intended to be sexy and a huge belly full of baby...isn't.
Anyway, that led to the person going off on a rant about how people wear bikinis for themselves and that we should celebrate all bodies by accepting them in all their on display glory.
Whatever. #teamtankini
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2015 04:43 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 04:44 PM (HV+oZ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2015 04:44 PM (7x4lH)
Give me somethin' that I can remember
Just like before we can walk by the shore in the moonlight
Beach baby, Beach baby there on the sand
From July 'till the end of September
Surfin' was fun, we'd be out in the sun every day
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:44 PM (F2IAQ)
Give me somethin' that I can remember
Just like before we can walk by the shore in the moonlight
Beach baby, Beach baby there on the sand
From July 'till the end of September
Surfin' was fun, we'd be out in the sun every day
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:44 PM (F2IAQ)
Well I wouldn't call it funny when my then girlfriend in college found my Playboy stash and became my ex-girlfriend. Funny it wasn't
Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 04:41 PM (sWgE+)
You know you have a keeper when they stumble on your hardcore porn stash and are pissed off because you've been holding out.
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 28, 2015 04:44 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 04:44 PM (mx5oN)
They are now claiming that there is literally no such thing as a "good
body," because "all bodies are good," and that anyone who hints
otherwise must be destroyed.
Well, fuck you, Fatty. That's just bullshit.
You were the underdog before: but now you're being a mean asshole. AND you're a big fat fatty on top of that."
-Posted by: ace at April 28, 2015 04:40 PM (PA7DS)
*HAH!* HAHAHAHA!
My man-boobs agree with outstretched nipples!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 28, 2015 04:44 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2015 04:44 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: goon at April 28, 2015 04:44 PM (A53Jp)
Even now gravity hasn't beaten her yet and she likes to wear tight clothes to show her shit off
She gets some of the snidely comments from other chicks, sometimes just open hate
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 28, 2015 04:45 PM (EPtLe)
Posted by: imp at April 28, 2015 04:41 PM (XIXZz)
Can too!
Posted by: Diana Oughton at April 28, 2015 04:45 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Candy Crowley at April 28, 2015 04:45 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 04:45 PM (HV+oZ)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 28, 2015 04:45 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:45 PM (F2IAQ)
I know you want to accept the blob shaped form you call a body, however, those of us at the beach who have to look at you would just as soon not.
Thanks!
The Beautiful People.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2015 04:46 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 28, 2015 04:45 PM (EPtLe)
Maaan, bitches be hatin'!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 04:46 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2015 04:46 PM (0cMkb)
-Posted by: johnd01 at April 28, 2015 04:43 PM (ukNFU)
Restaurant Quality Lemonade, right there.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 28, 2015 04:46 PM (16bOT)
How do you argue with widely-held childish logic?
You cannot. That's why the Left is advancing every day.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2015 04:46 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 28, 2015 04:39 PM (OsWis)
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It's our bloodlust, isn't it. Everyone can see it in our eyes. Damn! Need to start wearing sunglasses.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 04:46 PM (/HX7u)
Remember we can't have booth babes at cons.
But hey if Littldragonkin, who weighs in at 300lbs, wants to wear Lum's tiger-stripe bikini well we should be totes supportive.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 04:46 PM (nXqvU)
This is the first step. STOP apologizing for stupid things!
Chris Evans and the guy who played hawkeye were joking the other day apparently about getting rejected by black widow or something and people got pissed because they may have said she was a slut? I don't know.
Chris Evans gave a lovely, classy apology. Hawkeye gave a hillarious, 'i'm sorry if you were offended' snarky non apology about being sorry people got so worked up over the fictional people in the tvs. Hee.
Posted by: Lea at April 28, 2015 04:46 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: imp at April 28, 2015 04:41 PM (XIXZz)
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Heh.
Posted by: Bernardine Dohrn at April 28, 2015 04:46 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ace
What are you? Me!?!
Posted by: The Chicken at April 28, 2015 04:47 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Bill H at April 28, 2015 04:47 PM (XBe5A)
Good. I'm glad to see someone tell these caterwauling monsters to shut the hell up for once.
There's a reason I've been using that word a LOT recently.
(means "the cry of a cat in heat")
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2015 04:47 PM (Txrlv)
haha, it's a deep hole of crazy
don't disagree with them or you'll be labelled a triggering "healthist"
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2015 04:47 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2015 04:47 PM (Tk6Z0)
Well, it's the normalization of everything that can be judged. No fat people. No stupid people. No dishonest people. Nothing is criminal. Etc.
Thou Shall Not Judge. Everybody and Everything is exactly the same and you are to be ostracized for Different Thought.
Pretty sure it's all of a piece for secular progressives to redefine nature.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 28, 2015 04:47 PM (1CroS)
Walk behind a beautiful girl sometime and just watch the other women coming toward her and the faces they make after passing. The hate burns.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 04:48 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 04:48 PM (ZDsSF)
Posted by: Soona
----------------------
Yeah..., I'm pretty well known for fomenting unrest and civil disruption.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:48 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 04:48 PM (2TN4k)
Except for the smokers. Fuck them.
Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 04:48 PM (3ZtZW)
yeah i loved that, something like "I am deeply sorry for insulting a fictitious character"
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2015 04:48 PM (PA7DS)
Most of the time I want the inventor to get the Nobel Prize
Now and then I want to see him wearing a noose
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 28, 2015 04:48 PM (EPtLe)
Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 04:48 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 04:48 PM (ZDsSF)
She can pull my plow any day.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 04:48 PM (mx5oN)
I am loathe to defend Lena Dunham in any way, but she Instgram'd herself at the gym with a trainer, I think, as you do when you are a shameless exhibitionist. The SJWs started hounding her because being proud of improving your body means you are shameful of the current body you have, and the #1 rule of feminism is all women are 100% perfect at every moment and you cannot criticize them evar.
She got a lot of hate. It was kind of funny to watch the SJW mob she rules over turn on her, but screw them. SJWs always eat their own eventually, even the queen bees.
Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 04:48 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: mister bean at April 28, 2015 04:49 PM (kivUY)
Can too!
Posted by: Diana Oughton
LOL. Precisely.
And I mean, knock yourself out, but bikinis are intended to be sexy and a huge belly full of baby...isn't.
Speak for yourself, lady. Pregnancy looks good (up to about 6 months) on many a womens.
Posted by: imp at April 28, 2015 04:49 PM (XIXZz)
You can take two very similar looking girls who are attractive but otherwise over weight and weigh the same. One exercises and tries to watch what she eats. The other stuffs her face and does no exercise. I literally see one as attractive and one as unattractive and disgusting.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 28, 2015 04:49 PM (dBm7S)
sorry, I misspelled it. I meant to write: "Tumblrinas."
Thanks for asking. I was talking to someone far younger than myself. He used this slang, in mocking the Social Justice Warriors. Apparently a lot of bitter feminists layabouts spend time on Tumblr, and that's where a lot of these feminist jihads start, so they call them "Tumblrinas."
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2015 04:33 PM (PA7DS)
They definitely are looking at the wrong tumblr pages. I've, uh been told, that you can find quite the collection of porn gifs and pictures there.
Posted by: buzzion at April 28, 2015 04:49 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 04:49 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 04:49 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 28, 2015 04:49 PM (OsWis)
OK, I'm going way out on a limb here...
Ace, it's OK to dig fat chicks!
Many manly men do.
Really.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 28, 2015 04:49 PM (TPjwz)
Not only that, we should pretend that they actually look *better* than that SI covergirl.
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (HV+oZ)
Thou Shall Not Judge. Everybody and Everything is exactly the same and you are to be ostracized for Different Thought.
I SHALL JUDGE. FYNQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (4TJQo)
Posted by: mister bean at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (gwDMH)
Once when I was driving in Texas,
I saw Flora_TortoiseShell stuck on a fence post.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2015 04:46 PM (0cMkb)
You're walking along in the desert when you come across a Flora_TortoiseShell on its back. It's trying to right itself, its belly baking in the hot sun. It can't turn over, not without your help. But you're not helping.
Why is that?
Posted by: EC at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (cJ1t+)
You cannot. That's why the Left is advancing every day.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2015 04:46 PM (Tk6Z0)
One does not argue with non-logic. One mocks it, humiliates it, shames it, gives it a good spanking and sends it to its room.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (AX3vC)
They come out of Oakland and Chicago.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2015 04:51 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 28, 2015 04:51 PM (jsWA8)
Why is that?
Posted by: EC at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (cJ1t+)
Because f*ck that tortoise, I'm winning this time!
Posted by: The Hare at April 28, 2015 04:51 PM (mx5oN)
Okay, I laughed...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 04:51 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 28, 2015 04:51 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 28, 2015 04:51 PM (xSCb6)
I know you want to accept the blob shaped form you call a body, however, those of us at the beach who have to look at you would just as soon not.
Thanks!
The Beautiful People. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28.........................................And please shave next time.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2015 04:51 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: X at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2015 04:50 PM (A98Xu)
More importantly, where are the pics?
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (EPtLe)
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Unless you hunt or fish, own a gun, drive a truck, go to church and believe in States Rights.
Judge the shit outta those people.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (NaV4z)
Okay, I laughed...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 04:51 PM (Bn6aD)
I don't think I'd get pushed back into the water, but the glare might blind everyone within a 200 yard radius.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: OCBill at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (cPg42)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane
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Do they buy it thinking it's chocolate?
Posted by: irright at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (8GKDa)
ALL of this shit is coming out of academia. Social sciences programs.
Only there could such inane nonsense take root and grow.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (gwDMH)
Posted by: Boss Moss
----------------------
* checks portfolio *
Nope..., nothing there but a couple of dusty utilities.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: goon at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (A53Jp)
This is so true.
Posted by: Roseanne Barr at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (rZepw)
I know you want to accept the blob shaped form you call a body, however, those of us at the beach who have to look at you would just as soon not.
Thanks!
The Beautiful People. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28.........................................And please shave next time.
P.S. Please stay away from the nude beaches. Damn!!!
Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 04:53 PM (sWgE+)
Feminists, get going!!
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2015 04:53 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: NYC Parent plumbing ever greater depths of cynicism and disgust at April 28, 2015 04:53 PM (HEo6y)
Ace, it's OK to dig fat chicks!
Many manly men do.
Really.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 28, 2015 04:49 PM (TPjwz)
It isn't that - it is demanding that everyone everywhere agree that you are perfect and wonderful, that is the problem that these feminists keep creating. The whole society must change in order for the feminist to feel better. The whole society has to cater to their insecurities, hang-ups, and neuroses.
That is bullying, that is tyrannical.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2015 04:53 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Women only get 74% of the Twitter characters that a man gets!
Posted by: Screeching feminist harpy at April 28, 2015 04:53 PM (mx5oN)
Pretty sure it's all of a piece for secular progressives to redefine nature.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel
It's the Left demanding we all play Calvin Ball.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2015 04:53 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: Diana Moon Glampers, Handicapper General at April 28, 2015 04:54 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: goon at April 28, 2015 04:54 PM (A53Jp)
You were the underdog before: but now you're being a mean asshole. AND you're a big fat fatty on top of that.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2015 04:40 PM (PA7DS)
No one is meaner than nerds that just came into power. "Big fat fatty" made me watch "Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch" on YouTube.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 28, 2015 04:54 PM (nCKKS)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2015 04:48 PM (PA7DS)
Who only happens to be a Russian spy who ruthlessly uses her sexiness as a weapon.
But clearly a chaste virgin. Why, the temerity!
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2015 04:54 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: EEOC at April 28, 2015 04:54 PM (HEo6y)
Okay, I laughed...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 04:51 PM (Bn6aD)
Wait till they "Free Willy."
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 28, 2015 04:54 PM (YCG8H)
Posted by: EEOC at April 28, 2015 04:55 PM (HEo6y)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 28, 2015 04:54 PM (nCKKS)
I nearly peed myself the first time I saw that. Still makes me LOL.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 04:55 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2015 04:55 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: SJW at April 28, 2015 04:55 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 04:55 PM (HV+oZ)
Hey Michelle. If you want to address the obesity problem, drop the school lunch crap. Here is your problem.
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 28, 2015 04:55 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Hillarrhoids at April 28, 2015 04:55 PM (wAQA5)
She's my wife
50% Spanish/50% Sicilian
100% violently insane
And a Boones drinking, Ed Baer shooting, Tenn belle
She's a keeper
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 28, 2015 04:55 PM (EPtLe)
My new Lady.... 53 year old, with a smoking hot body...
She works like a dog to keep it...
And knows that is one major reason she IS the new Lady...
So just why would I reward someone who does NOT work out, by calling them beautiful... when she works hard to get that compliment....
But that is society today... they want ALL the reward, with non of the work....
(which reminds me... about time to get on the Rowing machine.... 30 minutes of torture...)..
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 04:55 PM (qh617)
Posted by: EC at April 28, 2015 04:56 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 28, 2015 04:56 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2015 04:56 PM (FcR7P)
Oh shit!
I just saw something awesome on CNN.
A mom slapping the shit outta her hooded punk-ass son for taking part in the mob.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2015 04:56 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2015 04:56 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at April 28, 2015 04:56 PM (Ru0NQ)
You will be mentioned in my blog as woman haters.
Spell it properly.
He Man Women Haters Club.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:56 PM (4TJQo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 04:49 PM (8ZskC)
I was wondering where that ball went.
Posted by: Barack O. at April 28, 2015 04:56 PM (XBe5A)
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 04:56 PM (qh617)
Posted by: EC at April 28, 2015 04:57 PM (cJ1t+)
Henceforth, erections shall be deemed discriminatory practices.
--
I'll have you know that mine are most certainly not microagressions.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 28, 2015 04:57 PM (AX3vC)
I'm on team tankini, too!
And realy, team comfy.
Why do women have to be sexy while pergnant, too - take a break, wear something loose.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 04:57 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Meghan McCain, Tomorrow's Republican Today at April 28, 2015 04:57 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: mister bean at April 28, 2015 04:57 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 04:57 PM (sWgE+)
Rule #1: Cardio
Posted by: Columbus at April 28, 2015 04:57 PM (Txrlv)
You will be mentioned in my blog as woman haters.
Spell it properly.
He Man Women Haters Club.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:56 PM (4TJQo)
NO'MAAM....
Posted by: Al Bundy at April 28, 2015 04:57 PM (qh617)
-
Some black radio psychiatrist I never heard of says what's happening in Baltimore is battered community syndrome.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 04:57 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane
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Do they buy it thinking it's chocolate?
Posted by: irright at April 28, 2015 04:52 PM (8GKDa)
It's evil genius, but I think they started making the chocolate after the soap campaign. You might be onto something.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 28, 2015 04:58 PM (nCKKS)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 04:58 PM (gwDMH)
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2015 04:58 PM (MYCIw)
* pg 154. The Nazis and the Occult Dusty Sklar.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 04:58 PM (nXqvU)
The G-Men would have never gotten me for tax evasion if I would have known about that.
Posted by: Al Capone at April 28, 2015 04:58 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: EC at April 28, 2015 04:58 PM (cJ1t+)
Wait until their precious gubmint sanctions their lives becuase they're overtaxing their precious gubmint healthcare systems.
Ahh, who am I kidding? We're all going to be paying for their fat asses.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 28, 2015 04:58 PM (xSCb6)
who goes to the beach in england?
Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 04:59 PM (lKyWE)
hooray for beauty
hooray for health and fitness
people who have a problem with the above have more problems than a problem with the above
Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 04:59 PM (DPZ2e)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 28, 2015 04:59 PM (EPtLe)
A mom slapping the shit outta her hooded punk-ass son for taking part in the mob.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2015 04:56 PM (Tk6Z0)
Was relatively awesome, but awesomer is the mom whose son doesn't join the mob in the first place.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2015 04:59 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: goon at April 28, 2015 04:59 PM (A53Jp)
Not having a 50-inch flat screen in the house is the kind of stress that I only hope you will never have to experience yourself.
Posted by: Heywood Jablome at April 28, 2015 04:59 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 04:59 PM (/HX7u)
...except I'm not drunk and I don't like as many of you.
...because I'm not drunk.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 28, 2015 04:59 PM (16bOT)
You may love your Lena Dunham bodies sweeties, but don't wonder why everyone starts vomiting on the beach when you wear a thong bikini
Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2015 05:00 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 28, 2015 05:00 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: The Drizzle at April 28, 2015 05:00 PM (ysCLj)
Everyone already has a "beach body," because everyone -- well, every woman -- already has the perfect body with no need of improvement.
........................................
Guess they never Googled My 600-lb Life.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2015 05:00 PM (wAQA5)
The state dictates this dress in order to insure the sameness and fairness of dress for everyone.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2015 05:00 PM (A98Xu)
Some black radio psychiatrist I never heard of says what's happening in Baltimore is battered community syndrome.
i noticed many of the cars driving through the area last night looked new
Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 05:01 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 05:01 PM (DPZ2e)
Browncoats Unite!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 05:02 PM (4TJQo)
Posted by: The Drizzle at April 28, 2015 05:02 PM (ysCLj)
Posted by: Lea at April 28, 2015 05:02 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: BruceLynn Jenner at April 28, 2015 05:02 PM (xQX/f)
These are the EXACT SAME PEOPLE who are the Food Nazis.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 05:03 PM (gwDMH)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2015 05:03 PM (Txrlv)
Posted by: SJW in long sleeves at April 28, 2015 05:03 PM (HEo6y)
Posted by: Pious Agnostic at April 28, 2015 05:03 PM (/qKT6)
Everyone already has a "beach body," because everyone -- well, every woman -- already has the perfect body with no need of improvement.
........................................
Guess they never Googled My 600-lb Life.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2015 05:00 PM (wAQA5)
and every damn one of them will tell you they need to lose at least 10 lbs before they will go to the beach...
Posted by: Al Bundy at April 28, 2015 05:03 PM (qh617)
who goes to the beach in england?
Posted by: kj
...............................
Maybe they have one of those weird Polar Bear Clubs where everybody dives in and freezes their asses off?
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2015 05:03 PM (wAQA5)
when you want to go see female beauty, don't buy a magazine, don't go to a gym, and don't go to the beach
go to Wal-Mart
Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 05:03 PM (DPZ2e)
Posted by: Lea at April 28, 2015 05:02 PM (lIU4e)
Yo, we need to talk, girlfriend!
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 28, 2015 05:03 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 28, 2015 05:03 PM (nCKKS)
ISIS will help with the first seven pounds.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2015 05:04 PM (4WhSY)
who goes to the beach in england?
Posted by: kj
They hit the beaches in Spain or Greece. Although that might not be too smart lately.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2015 05:05 PM (Txrlv)
Posted by: EC at April 28, 2015 05:06 PM (cJ1t+)
...as long as you wear your fifteen pieces of flair and wear it proudly.
Posted by: Flingers Management (T) at April 28, 2015 05:06 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: PabloD at April 28, 2015 05:06 PM (W+7p8)
I ran Voigt-Kampff on it. Turns out, it wasn't really that funny. How does it not know what it isn't?
Posted by: Deckard at April 28, 2015 05:06 PM (1CroS)
I damn sure don't need to lose any weight, but I still want to buy some of their product to support them.
Maybe I can have them ship it direct to some fat feminist?
*someone that Twitters should ask the company that question.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 28, 2015 05:06 PM (otq5z)
The riots only reinforce a clear understanding of the shit midas plans. Obama is damn good at lying. I think he lies to the wookie too: Oh, yes I do love big husky women honest honey, really please stop hitting me.
Posted by: SJW at April 28, 2015 05:06 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: goon at April 28, 2015 04:59 PM (A53Jp)
It's like the Searchers when John Wayne finally finds Natalie Wood, and she's like Little Red Patty Hearst and it breaks his heart.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 28, 2015 05:07 PM (nCKKS)
Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to
the mainstream of society.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 05:07 PM (gwDMH)
Posted by: SJW in burka at April 28, 2015 05:07 PM (HEo6y)
Posted by: Meghan McCain, Tomorrow's Republican Today
Well, there is now that you showed up.
Posted by: Aviator at April 28, 2015 05:07 PM (sQzB6)
"Now Mr. EC was this test designed to see if I am a lesbian or a Replicant?"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 05:07 PM (nXqvU)
I saw a black guy commenting on an article about the original story here.
His theory was that black people have an inborn, genetically passed down fear of white authority figures, which is why they run from the police. So cops shouldn't chase black people, because it's in their DNA to want to run whenever they see a white person.
because, slavery.
Decided not to touch that one, because it begs too many questions.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2015 05:09 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Projected Frat-Guy (T) at April 28, 2015 05:09 PM (16bOT)
Ah, yes.
Rioting and burning down cities with the tepid support of the federal government will have that effect on people.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:10 PM (AkOaV)
Flora Tortoiseshell is, by all appearances, a sort of harmless cute fashion bimbo with a blog
Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 05:10 PM (DPZ2e)
I hope somebody sends this tip to the US sprinting team.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 05:10 PM (g1DWB)
His theory was that black people have an inborn, genetically passed down fear of white authority figures, which is why they run from the police.
American black people (and other liberals) think that all black people around the world are just like them.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 05:10 PM (gwDMH)
Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 05:11 PM (wkuqO)
"Now Mr. EC was this test designed to see if I am a lesbian or a Replicant?"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 05:07 PM (nXqvU)
LOL!
Hey, the wife did her Orion Slave Girl dance and I got some pics. They went classic look, so they kinda looked like the TOS Klingons. Gotta get some pics up sometime.
Posted by: EC at April 28, 2015 05:11 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 05:11 PM (gwDMH)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:08 PM (AkOaV)
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Why not? It's bullshit.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 05:11 PM (/HX7u)
Mmmm.
They also seem to think that american black people are genetically different than american white people, which causes my brain logic circuits to over heat. Because that would be an incredibly racist thing to say.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:12 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Moses at April 28, 2015 05:12 PM (KIuQw)
Posted by: toby928(C) at the beach among the beach ready at April 28, 2015 05:12 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2015 05:12 PM (vgIRn)
because if in the course of, say 10 generations (being verrry generous here), they're saying they evolved to have an in born fear of white people.
If that's their theory on evolution, then... Well! Reminds me of the progressive and eugenics from 100 years ago.
again, not going there.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:13 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:12 PM (AkOaV)
We crackas obviously inherited the white privileged gene... duh
Posted by: cajun caret at April 28, 2015 05:13 PM (UZQM8)
"American men HATE cowards."
Yep. So do a lot of American women. It comes back to the old Adam Carolla line (to some wimpy guy complaining that women only like jerks):
"Women don't like jerks, they like confidence. Unfortunately, at your age, jerks are more likely to have that."
Posted by: JPS at April 28, 2015 05:13 PM (9Mwu1)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2015 05:14 PM (go5uR)
I'm beach body ready in my blue muu-muu!
Posted by: Hillarrhoids
Not with a plasmonic cloaking device.
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2015 05:14 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:14 PM (DXzRD)
i thought it was just long arrest records that made young black men run from police
Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 05:15 PM (lKyWE)
>>So cops shouldn't chase black people, because it's in their DNA to want to run whenever they see a white person.
I hope somebody sends this tip to the US sprinting team.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 05:10 PM (g1DWB)
It's kind of like greyhound racing, except the artificial hare is BEHIND the racers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2015 05:15 PM (Txrlv)
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at April 28, 2015 05:15 PM (xQX/f)
Well, just having a record wouldn't be a reason to run from the cops.
Unless you had warrants out or were violation parole / probation in some way, or otherwise breaking the law.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:16 PM (AkOaV)
i thought it was just long arrest records that made young black men run from police
Racist! Now go to your room and do some soul searching...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 05:16 PM (Bn6aD)
I want to see the video from inside that CVS.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:16 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:14 PM (DXzRD)
----------------------------------------------
Back in the late 60's the feminist no-bra craze was wonderful.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 05:16 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 05:16 PM (gwDMH)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:17 PM (AkOaV)
Fruits of feminism.
The very traditions and rules that feminists tore down were things that made women more attractive and happy.
Now they get to be bitter man-hating slobs instead. Freedom!
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2015 05:17 PM (0NdlF)
My friend is half black.
When he sees a cop, he runs in a circle.
I tried not to laugh. I failed.
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2015 05:18 PM (LAe3v)
When he sees a cop, he runs in a circle.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 05:16 PM (gwDMH)
And at half-speed?
Posted by: EC at April 28, 2015 05:18 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2015 05:18 PM (OHjCp)
Unless you had warrants out or were violation parole / probation in some way, or otherwise breaking the law.
thats much of it in high crime areas.
Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 05:19 PM (lKyWE)
When he sees a cop, he runs in a circle.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 05:16 PM (gwDMH)
So I'm guessing he's left/right white/black which is way better than top/bottom black/white
Posted by: MikeH at April 28, 2015 05:19 PM (/2E+M)
Riots
booking room at station
crack houses
tatoo shops
busy corners downtown
Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 05:19 PM (wkuqO)
But what happens when they walk into a bar?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 05:19 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 28, 2015 05:19 PM (OsWis)
Is there a punchline?
"A woman with a name too big to fit on a drivers license, an imam, 2 rabbis and a wildly gesticulating deaf person walk in to a war..."
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:19 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:19 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:20 PM (AkOaV)
When he sees a cop, he runs in a circle.
I'm choking to death here, damn you.
Posted by: toby928(C) at the beach among the beach ready at April 28, 2015 05:20 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:20 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:20 PM (DXzRD)
Evidently yet another cutting edge social media site for me to happily avoid
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:19 PM (DXzRD)
Oh.... not really... there are some REALLY good tumblr sites... like..
Tush
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 05:21 PM (qh617)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 05:21 PM (Bn6aD)
http://tinyurl.com/pv3drgr
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 05:21 PM (BZAd3)
I've never understood how people can casually go about their lives knowing they have a bench warrant hanging over their heads.
Usually for minor shit.
Like dude, go down to the court house and work that shit out before the cops yank you out of your car in front of your kids on your way to drop them off at school (or whatever). Like deal with it ASAP. Don't let that hang over your head for years.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:22 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 28, 2015 05:22 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 05:22 PM (8ZskC)
I think the Left, the media, and the black clergy need new material...
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2015 05:22 PM (OHjCp)
http://tinyurl.com/pv3drgr
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 05:21 PM (BZAd3)
What I'm really looking for is the Jewish perspective on the best NYC deli
Posted by: MikeH at April 28, 2015 05:22 PM (/2E+M)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2015 05:18 PM (OHjCp)
Oh please please please be the sign language guy from Mandela's funeral.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 28, 2015 05:23 PM (YCG8H)
The trick to attractiveness?
1) Work out regularly. You don't have to look like you're a supermodel, but a little muscle tone goes a long way, as well as good posture.
2) Dress well. This means clothes that fit properly, are professional and adult looking. Also, it means proper grooming and hygiene.
3) Have an interesting personality. Read books, listen to good music, be able to hold a polite conversation with anyone, at least for a few minutes.
Pick two of the above, and you shouldn't have any problems.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 28, 2015 05:23 PM (OiH3z)
They represent the landlords whose buildings were burned.
/I denounce myself.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:23 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 05:21 PM (Bn6aD)
She went to Oberlin college, obviously on AA scholarship.
She is going to play an oboe at the news conference, why her girl friend rubs her back.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 28, 2015 05:23 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:23 PM (AkOaV)
All three are completely against the Moron Lifestyle.
Posted by: EC at April 28, 2015 05:23 PM (cJ1t+)
Check your "arsenal" and ammo stock. And practice practice practice.
Posted by: traye at April 28, 2015 05:24 PM (Nu572)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:22 PM (AkOaV)
yea, but then they miss out on the holding cell rape
Posted by: MikeH at April 28, 2015 05:24 PM (/2E+M)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 28, 2015 05:24 PM (L2xDv)
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To a certain extent, the argument is good because people can end up in a vicious cycle where their weight causes them to feel nervous, which causes them to overeat, which causes them to gain more weight, etc... If you can help people stop doing that, then it's a good thing.
But the people engaging in that argument nowadays are completely overboard in it. They're like the deaf militants who are claiming that instituting a cure for deafness would be "genocide".
Posted by: junior at April 28, 2015 05:24 PM (43pPh)
Posted by: Moses at April 28, 2015 05:24 PM (KIuQw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 05:22 PM (8ZskC)
A spare in case the imam gets splodey.
Posted by: buzzion at April 28, 2015 05:25 PM (z/Ubi)
Here's a fun fact: when Obama was in the senate, he had a voting record to the left of openly socialist Sanders.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:25 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: MikeH
Depends (or so I've heard)
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2015 05:25 PM (LAe3v)
Face it, a lot of people have absolutely no decision-making skills whatsoever.
Which is probably why they've ended up with warrants in the first place.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 05:26 PM (gwDMH)
Does anybody know what conclusion that government study eventually came up with?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 28, 2015 05:26 PM (KDbAT)
The trick to attractiveness?
1) Work out regularly. You don't have to look like you're a supermodel, but a little muscle tone goes a long way, as well as good posture.
2) Dress well. This means clothes that fit properly, are professional and adult looking. Also, it means proper grooming and hygiene.
3) Have an interesting personality. Read books, listen to good music, be able to hold a polite conversation with anyone, at least for a few minutes.
Pick two of the above, and you shouldn't have any problems.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 28, 2015 05:23 PM (OiH3z)
Hey, zero out of three ain't bad......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2015 05:26 PM (Txrlv)
When he sees a cop, he runs in a circle."
I'm guessing the Horde could have a field day with this one.
For example, "My friend is half Irish. He's drunk enough to keep hitting himself in the head but not knock himself out."
The Half-Anything meme could be offensive and fun, but mostly fun.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 28, 2015 05:27 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:22 PM (AkOaV)
you would be shocked to find out how many people who get picked up on bench warrants trying to enter correctional centers on visiting days
Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 05:27 PM (lKyWE)
Does anybody know what conclusion that government study eventually came up with?
Because BUSH.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 28, 2015 05:27 PM (evdj2)
Complete with token Jew, who the emotional protesters definitely identify with.
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at April 28, 2015 05:27 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: MikeH at April 28, 2015 05:22 PM (/2E+M)
Nevergiveup or CBD can probably help you out.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 05:27 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 28, 2015 05:27 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 28, 2015 05:28 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2015 05:28 PM (BtZep)
Posted by: EC at April 28, 2015 05:28 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2015 05:28 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2015 05:29 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2015 05:29 PM (LAe3v)
And Im rather surprised and a bit disappointed that there are no christians on this conservative blog, who have a problem with exploitative public nudity. They are usually good on these issues.
Posted by: Ella Binsburg, PhD at April 28, 2015 05:30 PM (iY9wc)
Posted by: Moses at April 28, 2015 05:31 PM (KIuQw)
Can't wait until the Taiwanese animation.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2015 05:31 PM (Txrlv)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 28, 2015 05:31 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 28, 2015 05:31 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 28, 2015 05:31 PM (OsWis)
A while back I remember some controversy about federal government money going to finance a study about why lesbians are fat.
Does anybody know what conclusion that government study eventually came up with?
Flannel and a trucker wallet.
Posted by: Aviator at April 28, 2015 05:32 PM (sQzB6)
My friend is half black.
When he sees a cop, he runs in a circle.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 05:16 PM (gwDMH)
This explains Obama's foreign policy. Running in a circle.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 28, 2015 05:32 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: #BeachBodyReady at April 28, 2015 05:32 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at April 28, 2015 05:32 PM (xQX/f)
A while back I remember some controversy about federal government money going to finance a study about why lesbians are fat.
Does anybody know what conclusion that government study eventually came up with?
Flannel and a trucker wallet.
Posted by: Aviator at April 28, 2015 05:32 PM (sQzB6)
Razor mullet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2015 05:33 PM (Txrlv)
>>Does anybody know what conclusion that government study eventually came up with?
They seem to like wedding cake an awful lot.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 05:33 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 05:33 PM (4TJQo)
That's not sign language, it's gang signs.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 05:33 PM (gwDMH)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 05:25 PM (AkOaV)"
How did he compare with the rest of the socialists?
http://tinyurl.com/5wnzr2u
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 28, 2015 05:33 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 28, 2015 05:27 PM (evdj2)
***********
LESBIANS AGAINST BUSH!!!!
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 28, 2015 05:34 PM (fLKzW)
So their answer is change the cops not the criminals?That ought to work out great...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 05:34 PM (Bn6aD)
You give them too little credit for their capacity to hate us, Ace.
Posted by: steveegg at April 28, 2015 05:34 PM (cL79m)
http://tinyurl.com/kdvw94y
Nobody would buy the product or the book
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:35 PM (DXzRD)
I was at Starbucks the other day (yeah, I know) and the most stereotypical flannel wearing buzzcut sporting lesbian came in with her more feminine girlfriend.
They ordered two super girly frappachino drinks and when they were walking out the girly girl offered the dyke-y girl a sip and the dyke-y girl had a total valley girl moment of "Oh, so yummy!"
No point here other than people are funny and sometimes surprise you.
Posted by: Lauren at April 28, 2015 05:36 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 28, 2015 05:36 PM (dBm7S)
http://tinyurl.com/kdvw94y
Nobody would buy the product or the book
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:35 PM (DXzRD)
Everyone has a fetish...
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2015 05:36 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 28, 2015 05:37 PM (vgIRn)
Here is a whole Pinterest page devoted to Lucy
Some are NSFW
https://www.pinterest.com/mfaitht24/lucy-pinder/
Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2015 05:37 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 28, 2015 05:38 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:38 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 28, 2015 05:38 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 28, 2015 05:39 PM (i55o+)
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at April 28, 2015 05:39 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:42 PM (DXzRD)
Does anybody know what conclusion that government study eventually came up with?
More federal grant money is needed to complete the study.
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 05:42 PM (ZDsSF)
it's an enigma wrapped in a jelly roll surrounded by a hippopotamus.
Posted by: X at April 28, 2015 05:42 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 28, 2015 05:44 PM (48QDY)
Good thing she smacked him upside the head instead of spanking him. Cause spanking is the devil.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 05:44 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 28, 2015 05:45 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 28, 2015 05:46 PM (kff5f)
Ring the bell.
Inspite of Lincolntf.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 28, 2015 05:46 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 28, 2015 05:47 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:47 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 05:42 PM (ZDsSF)
No, no, no. You're doing it wrong.
More federal grant money is needed to fund a study on what would be required to complete the study.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 28, 2015 05:47 PM (kff5f)
Sorry, got dragged into an ad hoc Resource Allocation meeting (this is what Tech Leads do all day!? And I *wanted* to do this?) at 1:30 CDT. I just got out of it.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 28, 2015 05:49 PM (kff5f)
I've never worn a mu-mu as small as her little yellow one, but what the hell. Gimme pint of Guinness and let's do this!
Posted by: Hillary! at April 28, 2015 05:49 PM (FcR7P)
She is out of surgery and the docs were able to remove all three tumors. By no means is she out of the woods but this is an EXCELLENT development.
Thank you all!
Posted by: Cathy at April 28, 2015 05:50 PM (7bnE6)
I was told "lack of soul-searching" was the problem.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2015 05:50 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 28, 2015 05:51 PM (vgIRn)
http://tinyurl.com/pc8g5vd
Federal agent guns down unarmed teen in front of family.
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 05:52 PM (ZDsSF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:52 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2015 05:52 PM (0Ew3K)
Then the rioters will have to burn each other.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 05:53 PM (8ZskC)
Eating too much pie.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2015 05:54 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Cathy at April 28, 2015 05:54 PM (7bnE6)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 28, 2015 05:55 PM (48QDY)
Really?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2015 05:55 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at April 28, 2015 05:55 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2015 05:56 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:56 PM (DXzRD)
Do I hate women who are, though, and ruin my own life by being bitterly jealous of them and try to tear them down? Please.
There women who are gorgeous on the outside but black ugly pits on the inside; I'm sure many Morons here have exes fitting that description. And I am best friends with kind, drop dead gorgeous women, some of who work out religiously and some that never do. But the one thing I've learned that the SJWs would do well to get a cluebat on:
Looks can be a huge factor in attractiveness, sure. But the best thing that any one any size can do is have confidence and positivity and know who they are. A SJW who is bitterly jealous of other women and feels that she must tear them down to build herself up? That woman does not truly know herself. Even if she is pretty, and some of them are, that is true ugliness right there. A shame that the average SJW can't see that, there would be a lot less of this nonsense running around.
Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 05:56 PM (yRwC8)
Sometimes backfires, such as Star Trek actress Alice Eve dissing Bruce Jenner on Tumblr as essentially not being a real woman because he hasn't had to struggle w/unequal pay, being denied from competeing in certain sports, etc.
oopsie!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (2TN4k)
Yeah. That would make Hillary! a fake woman. And Obama. And Michael Moore. And Oprah.
Posted by: starboardhelm at April 28, 2015 05:56 PM (hOtJL)
Really?
Don't mind it all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2015 05:56 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at April 28, 2015 05:57 PM (Ru0NQ)
Absent body cameras, we're unlikely to know exactly what happened, but my money is on "justified shoot."
The man killed was wanted on weapons charges, it's easy to presume the Federal Agent had reason to believe him to be armed.
I think the question of "did he have a hammer or not" is simultaneously very important (did he have, or act as though he had, a weapon) and superfluous (it doesn't matter if he actually had one if he was acting as though he did).
But I would not be surprised if De-toilet burned next.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 28, 2015 05:58 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:58 PM (DXzRD)
What's left to burn? Miguel's Bentley?
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 28, 2015 05:58 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:56 PM (DXzRD)
Go on...
Posted by: Anon 70s Decathlon Winner at April 28, 2015 05:59 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 05:58 PM (DXzRD)
heh heh
Posted by: Beavis at April 28, 2015 05:59 PM (V+kmg)
I'm guessing that Flora is fat and pasty. Suzanne is probably just big boned.
***********
Yes. if as in "brontosaurus -boned".
Posted by: Zombie Cope and Marsh at April 28, 2015 05:59 PM (FkgZk)
Posted by: socalcon at April 28, 2015 06:00 PM (vHlQ5)
I'm a Christian on this blog, and I DO have a problem with "exploitative public nudity."
There's not nearly enough of it.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 28, 2015 06:01 PM (TPjwz)
Bernie Sanders making an announcement tomorrow? That's best D that can run against Hillary?
Posted by: Carol at April 28, 2015 06:01 PM (sj3Ax)
Here's hoping John Kerry doesn't need her to end terrorism or anything.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 06:01 PM (gwDMH)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2015 06:01 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 06:01 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 05:52 PM (ZDsSF)
I blame The Man: Obama, and Loretta Lynch. When oh when will The Man stop coming down on blacks?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2015 06:02 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 06:02 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2015 06:02 PM (mGBKM)
Sometimes backfires, such as Star Trek actress Alice Eve dissing Bruce Jenner on Tumblr as essentially not being a real woman because he hasn't had to struggle w/unequal pay, being denied from competeing in certain sports, etc.
oopsie!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 04:35 PM (2TN4k)
...Said the woman paid fat paychecks because of her looks.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 06:03 PM (gwDMH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 06:04 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 28, 2015 06:04 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: dogfish at April 28, 2015 06:04 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 06:05 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2015 06:05 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 06:04 PM (DXzRD)
Troll
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 28, 2015 06:05 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 06:05 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 28, 2015 06:07 PM (48QDY)
What religion are you when you're not on this blog?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Dude! You cracked a joke! You really are a moron.
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 06:07 PM (ZDsSF)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 06:07 PM (g1DWB)
So you're saying she's an Asatru practitioner? ;^)
I just though it was sock Mary Cloggenstein under another handle.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 06:08 PM (DXzRD)
It's not true! I only appear nude when my character demands it! It's remarkable how many of my characters demand it.
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2015 06:08 PM (LAe3v)
Cause for celebration - can I buy you a drink?
Just made a bourbon & ginger, myself...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 28, 2015 06:08 PM (Mmdod)
Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 06:08 PM (yRwC8)
CNN Anchor Brooke Baldwin Blames Military Veterans for Baltimore Riots
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2015 06:08 PM (KhFZp)
Like a hurricane through a screen door.
Ain't no finally there.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 28, 2015 06:08 PM (48QDY)
What religion are you when you're not on this blog?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Dude! You cracked a joke!
Yeah. That was a good one. I laughed.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 06:09 PM (4TJQo)
I crack a number of jokes and post cartoons. I even do puns with Sean Bannion. Perhaps you have missed them. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 06:09 PM (DXzRD)
That asshole is stoned out of his gourd.
i know a lot of stoners and that is my impression,dude smokes a lot of pot
Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 06:09 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 06:09 PM (VPLuQ)
errr, that's supposed to be Alice Eve in the Name. Not that I'm not asked frequently to appear nude. At the doctor's office, for example.
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2015 06:10 PM (LAe3v)
So you're saying she's an Asatru practitioner? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 06:08 PM (DXzRD)
http://tinyurl.com/omfxl7l
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 28, 2015 06:10 PM (V+kmg)
Absolutely! I'll have a vodka soda w lemon!
I was fantasizing today about what bottle of bad ass expensive champagne I am going to get her parents when this nightmare subsides!
Posted by: Cathy at April 28, 2015 06:10 PM (7bnE6)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2015 06:11 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: maddogg at April 28, 2015 06:11 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: acethepug at April 28, 2015 06:12 PM (WK825)
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2015 06:12 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 06:12 PM (gwDMH)
Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 06:09 PM (VPLuQ)
Whoop-de-doo
Nothing that BPD couldn't handle with some water cannons, dogs, tear gas and rubber bullets.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 28, 2015 06:12 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at April 28, 2015 06:12 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2015 06:12 PM (LAe3v)
Well, at least it won't be about religion.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 28, 2015 06:12 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: RhymeswithFish at April 28, 2015 06:13 PM (FkgZk)
Posted by: redenzo at April 28, 2015 06:13 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 06:05 PM (VPLuQ)
Dog whistles of microaggressions, count them, go!
In other news, people are trying to now blame the riots yesterday escalating because of racial slurs being thrown at black protestors. Claim the media didn't film it but it happened.
Fine, let's play the Breitbart gambit: pay a ridiculous amount of money for anyone producing video with the slurs. Go on. We'll just wait right here.
http://tmblr.co/ZzcFOy1jZZEQb
Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 06:13 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 06:12 PM (gwDMH)
A few more of those guys who could pick Dad outta a lineup would go even farther.
Posted by: maddogg at April 28, 2015 06:13 PM (xWW96)
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood."
Two down, one to go.
Something tells me that, after three, we'll still be polarized.
Posted by: Baltimoreans at April 28, 2015 06:14 PM (1CroS)
Maryland Governor bringing in Pa state troopers? I don't think the
baddest ass Baltimore gang member wants the world of pain they'll bring.
Oh, please, please, please
Posted by: Zombie Frank Rizzo at April 28, 2015 06:14 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 06:14 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 06:16 PM (ZDsSF)
WTF? Now he's just screwing with us.
Posted by: Addicted comment monkeys at April 28, 2015 06:18 PM (LAe3v)
Habitual felon, but he was just hanging out with the wrong crowd. Going to be a Rap star and everyone said he was a "good boy"
Dad had no idea he'd been arrested or anything like that. Right and this is his real dad? Odds of that? One in Four.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 28, 2015 06:19 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at April 28, 2015 06:19 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: maddogg at April 28, 2015 06:11 PM (xWW96)
Sshhh! Maybe he forgot.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2015 06:20 PM (sdi6R)
http://tinyurl.com/pscjyts
If more people took pride in their beach bodies, we wouldn't be talking about riots in democrat controlled urban areas.
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 06:21 PM (ZDsSF)
Maryland Governor bringing in Pa state troopers? I don't think the
baddest ass Baltimore gang member wants the world of pain they'll bring.
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at April 28, 2015 06:12 PM (xQX/f)
If they bring in Philly cops, all bets are off and the death toll will rise.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 28, 2015 06:24 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 06:24 PM (F2IAQ)
Meanwhile, over at HotAir Noah Rothman has a post on Obama's press conference.
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 06:25 PM (ZDsSF)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 28, 2015 06:26 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 28, 2015 06:26 PM (PMlgt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 06:04 PM (DXzRD)
Troll
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 28, 2015 06:05 PM (V+kmg)
High Rite, or Synod of 1863?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2015 06:26 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2015 06:26 PM (AVEe1)
So richly deserved....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2015 06:26 PM (xsRA0)
Baltimore has been losing population since World War II. It now has about 619,500 residents, according to the estimates. The populations of Boston, Seattle and Denver all surpassed Baltimore's total during the 15-month period.
Baltimore was the 10th biggest U.S. city in terms of population in 1980, but now ranks 24th. The District of Columbia is a mere 1,500 people shy of overtaking that rank.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 06:27 PM (F2IAQ)
'Bout damned time.
I'm sick and need something to feel good about.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 28, 2015 06:27 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: maddogg
----------------------------
Will I suffice?
Although, TBH, I don't limit my being an asshole to any certain timeframe.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 28, 2015 06:27 PM (Mmdod)
See....elect a Republican, your city goes to shit.
S/
Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 06:27 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 06:28 PM (ZDsSF)
I'd sign up for one too.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 06:28 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 06:28 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 06:29 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 06:30 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2015 06:31 PM (DXzRD)
Philly to the north.
DC to the south.
After that...Richmond, Newark
Harrisburg.....but that city is bankrupt.
Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 06:31 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 06:31 PM (4TJQo)
More so than even NYC cops
And when I say toughness I mean they will fuck you up
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2015 06:31 PM (zOTsN)
I seem to recall an HBO series that touted the success of Baltimore, think it was called "The Wire"?
Yeah, not sure why the MSM is now shocked to see riots in Baltimore given that the much-acclaimed series really highlighted what a pit of fail/systemic crime in some places. That inludes some in the local government.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 06:31 PM (2TN4k)
It's like Toyota saying "Hey, take a train or ride the bus instead of driving our cars. There's really no difference."
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 28, 2015 06:31 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: David Chase at April 28, 2015 06:32 PM (JlOi5)
Forbes version of pump and dump, well ok short n panic, or maybe panic and buy the rumor.
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 06:33 PM (ZDsSF)
Did they just say Sarah Palin was hawt, because what that sounds like.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2015 06:35 PM (FcR7P)
A pod of orcas washed up on a beach in California, then died writhing in the hot sun, and started to stink to high heaven.
Oh wait, it was just a collective of feminists gathering at the seashore to show off their "beach bodies." My bad.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2015 06:36 PM (K4YiS)
I'd sign up for one too.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 06:28 PM (g1DWB)
Please...have one of the ones I keep in the freezer. We're family here.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2015 06:37 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2015 06:38 PM (zOTsN)
I mentioned up stream Philly cops show up the death toll will go up immediately.
Don't fcuk with a Philly cop.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 28, 2015 06:38 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2015 06:39 PM (zOTsN)
If you'd get a walk in you wouldn't have to pack them so tightly.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2015 06:39 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2015 06:40 PM (zOTsN)
*sigh* I miss the old days...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 28, 2015 06:40 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2015 06:40 PM (VPLuQ)
http://tinyurl.com/krjnw2j
On Monday night, Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings and about 200 others, including ministers and mostly men, marched arm in arm through a neighborhood littered with broken glass, flattened aluminum cans and other debris, in an attempt to help calm the violent outbursts. As they got close to a line of police officers, the marchers went down on their knees. After the ministers got back on their feet, they walked until they were face-to-face with the police officers in a tight formation and wearing riot gear.
The power of prayer will soften the hardest heart.
Posted by: Peter the Lessor at April 28, 2015 06:41 PM (ZDsSF)
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2015 06:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 28, 2015 06:42 PM (rwI+c)
Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society
Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2015 06:42 PM (fUjxW)
That explains some things
Wouldn't his family know that?
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2015 06:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2015 06:46 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2015 06:46 PM (zOTsN)
Plus who will watch Phiily. I think they are next
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2015 06:40 PM (zOTsN)
I doubt that. PA State troopers always willing to show up an kick some ass if needed, and they don't have to drive around.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 28, 2015 06:47 PM (0FSuD)
She's a single mother of six.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 28, 2015 06:49 PM (rwI+c)
Is that confirmed? I saw a twitter rumor earlier, but no original source.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 06:51 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2015 06:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: David Chase at April 28, 2015 06:32 PM (JlOi5)
---------------
Got yr daves' mixed up which is easy to do. Dave Simon is the Baltimore hack.
Dave Chase bought a lot of Faulkner stuff hoping to adapt it into a series which I find frightening. Just what this country needs is to hash over more ancient history.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 28, 2015 06:53 PM (iQIUe)
She's a single mother of six.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 28, 2015 06:49 PM (rwI+c)
No shit? I take not the same dad for a $1,000 Alex.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 28, 2015 06:56 PM (0FSuD)
A few million smacking fathers would be a lot more effective.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2015 06:56 PM (sdi6R)
Are you kidding?
I'd been thinking to myself that it would be ultimately bizarre if it came out that two days before his arrest he had fallen off a ladder or something.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 06:58 PM (7Iwef)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 28, 2015 04:31 PM (L2xDv)
******
I'll second that!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 28, 2015 07:24 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Hamilton at April 28, 2015 07:40 PM (tR8og)
Ads like this are nothing new. Feministas are morons to pretend its sexism against women to have attractive women in ads. If anything its sexism against men, taunting them with the subtext 'you are too dumb to not fall for the trick of getting your attention with sexy women'. Of course men DO fall for it, ever time.
But this whole "publicity through pushing back the Outrage Snowflakes" is new. This company using feminist outrage to get more publicity though is SUBLIME. One could build a whole PR campaign strategy around the predictability of outrage generation.
Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at April 28, 2015 07:40 PM (FLBHk)
Has anybody ever documented an instance where a bunch of pudgy, insecure
dudes defaced a billboard featuring some male model with six-pack abs?
And, furthermore, an instance where they made it a public campaign
against a company?"
No, because let's face it, if they did they'd be losers, not warriors for 'justice'.
But the Special Snowflake Tumblrinas cant be simply insecure losers because ... uh, someone help me out here ... I got nothing.
Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at April 28, 2015 07:46 PM (FLBHk)
A few million more smacking mothers and the 'hood would be a far better place.
A few million smacking fathers would be a lot more effective."
I blame whitey. The white man broke up black families to keep slaves down, and in the process created a matriarchal subculture in African-Americans.
Then, when black families were far more intact than they are today, in the 1960s, LBJ embarked on a program to incentivize broken homes in the poorest of families, welfare programs made Uncle Sam the sugar daddy of welfare queens and further broke down the role of fathers.
Now the disease has spread to the entire culture.
Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at April 28, 2015 07:56 PM (FLBHk)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at April 28, 2015 08:11 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 28, 2015 08:22 PM (XO6WW)
Well it looks like Detroit! is going to burn next.
Awesome! Then I can get an $80 house I wouldn't live in on a bet marked down to $40!
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 28, 2015 08:34 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: MrX at April 28, 2015 09:04 PM (if9v9)
Posted by: Adjoran at April 28, 2015 09:36 PM (QIQ6j)
Posted by: Harry Reid's Right Eye at April 28, 2015 10:35 PM (KQTmr)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Fat Ass at April 28, 2015 11:03 PM (JP25I)
ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma, ma, ma-na-na!
I do what keeps me happy 'cuz I have no fucks to give,
ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma, ma, ma-na-na!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 28, 2015 11:16 PM (a5m3K)
But to return to the subject of the thread: I object to photoshopping of "perfect beach bodies" to unrealistic proportions, and I fully acknowledge it can demoralise those teenage girls and young women who through the lottery of biology are just not built that way and never will be regardless of how much they exercise - but as in everything, the SJW feminists misdirect their energies and entirely miss the point of what they should be trying to achieve.
Posted by: perturbed at April 29, 2015 08:39 AM (TXq4O)
Posted by: Evan rogers at April 29, 2015 01:54 PM (ISPEg)
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