Clinton Foundation Official: "This is not charity... The whole thing is bankable. It's a commercial proposition."

Ira Magaziner laid it out in 2007. Sean Davis:

An analysis by The Federalist showed that the Clinton Foundation spent less than 10 percent of its budget on charitable grants from 2011 through 2013....
One argument offered by Clinton defenders is that the former first family’s charitable organization isn't a grant-making foundation and instead chooses to do much of its charitable work in-house. The result, according to these defenders, is that the group’s charitable work won’t really show up on a tax form since the bulk of it is done by salaried employees of the foundation.
There's only one problem with this rationale: it was resoundingly rejected by Ira Magaziner, the CEO of the Clinton Health Access Initiative and the brains behind the Clinton Foundation. "This is not charity," Magaziner told The Atlantic in 2007. “The whole thing is bankable. It’s a commercial proposition.”

Speaking of Clintons telling you exactly who they are: Hillary pretty much told the world "This is going to be a huge conflict of interest Money Machine" in her confirmation hearings -- but Republicans apparently didn't accept the threat was real, and passed her comfortably into power. Molly McCaughey:

Contrary to what is widely reported, the Clinton Foundation never agreed to stop raising money from foreign governments while Hillary Clinton was secretary of state. Such funding should have been off limits -- because it risks the appearance that US foreign policy is up for sale.

Quick note: It also risks the reality that US foreign policy is up for sale.

But even after Republican and Democratic senators pressed her in 2009 to accept limits, she refused. That should have red-flagged the Clintons' intentions.
...
At Hillary's Jan. 13, 2009, confirmation hearing, members of the Foreign Relations Committee expressed their concerns. But Hillary stonewalled them.
She'd already worked out an agreement with President-elect Barack Obama's transition team, and she refused to change it in any way. The agreement imposed no limits on who could give -- including foreign governments -- or how much.
If the State Department or the White House had concerns about a proposed gift, the foundation would listen, the agreement said. But the Clinton Foundation, not the White House or State Department ethics officers, would have the final say.

Remember, she violated even that -- this agreement required her to disclose such donations, so that at least other people could at least offer Her Majesty an outside opinion on their propriety. But Hillary Clinton hid the Algerian government's $500,000 donation.

And of course all during this period, Bill Clinton was pocketing -- personally; not even with the pass-through cover of the "commercial proposition" charity -- an enormous amount of money from foreign governments who wanted favors.

And domestic corporations that wanted favors, too. Andrew Perez:

Former President Bill Clinton accepted more than $2.5 million in speaking fees from 13 major corporations and trade associations that lobbied the U.S. State Department while Hillary Clinton was secretary of state, an International Business Times investigation has found. The fees were paid directly to the former president, and not directed to his philanthropic foundation.
Many of the companies that paid Bill Clinton for these speeches -- a roster of global giants that includes Microsoft, Oracle and Dell -- engaged him within the same three-month period in which they were also lobbying the State Department in pursuit of their policy aims, federal disclosure documents show. Several companies received millions of dollars in State Department contracts while Hillary Clinton led the institution.
...

The revelation that the Clinton family accepted money from 13 firms actively working to influence the Clinton-run State Department follows IBTimes' report on Monday showing that Goldman Sachs paid Bill Clinton $200,000 just before the banking giant began lobbying the State Department. It also follows earlier IBTimes reports on money flowing into the Clinton Foundation from Pacific Rubiales and Cisco Systems just before Clinton took actions at the State Department that benefited those companies.
Ten of the 13 firms that both lobbied the State Department and paid Bill Clinton speaking fees did so within the very same three-month reporting period. This group includes five technology firms -- Oracle, Dell, Microsoft, SalesForce and VeriSign -- that collectively paid Bill Clinton a total of $1.05 million.

You can click the link to see what those firms got for their money.

Hint: It wasn't just $500,000 worth of wonderful, wonderful words from Bill Clinton.

Some of the words they got for their money were in the form of contracts issued by the State Department.

Posted by: Ace at 02:49 PM

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1 Don't need to pay taxes though

Posted by: Rev Al at April 28, 2015 02:50 PM (VndSC)

2 I am going trout fishing in the morning in the NC mountains and going to stay drunk for three days.

If a Balto thug shows up, we'll put him to work cleaning fish.

Eat your hearts out boys.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 28, 2015 02:53 PM (0FSuD)

3 Taxes are for the little people.

Posted by: the inevitable Hillary! at April 28, 2015 02:54 PM (bynk/)

4 OK, so I know the Clinton Foundation was a slush fund, but...

...did any genuine human beings donate to the Clinton Foundation thinking it was a real charity?

Can they sue?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 28, 2015 02:54 PM (L2xDv)

5 Fortunately, the Republicans in the Senate during Shrillary's confirmation process were looking out for the American people, unlike the craven Democrats.

Posted by: Furious George at April 28, 2015 02:54 PM (UlJ3l)

6 Well, if nothing else this shows the great thing about the Clinton$.

Once you pay for it, they stay bought.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 28, 2015 02:54 PM (t06LC)

7 This feels like that time "we" spent a ton of time disproving all of Lerner's lies, only to be told FYNQ.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 02:54 PM (W2YA6)

8 Well, the Clintons are exactly what we thought they were. Crooks.

Posted by: maddogg at April 28, 2015 02:55 PM (xWW96)

9 We see nuhthink!!

Posted by: MSM Shultz at April 28, 2015 02:55 PM (VndSC)

10 and instead chooses to do much of its charitable work in-house.

Yeah, right. When there's no tax benefit?

Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2015 02:55 PM (FcR7P)

11 Do we have a list of the GOPussies who voted to confirm this greedy, lying witch?

Posted by: Furious George at April 28, 2015 02:55 PM (UlJ3l)

12 So all that talk about Bill doing his 'charitable' work for no pay was a load of BS.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 28, 2015 02:55 PM (D5hxK)

13 this is FUCKING TREASON

"US foreign policy is up for sale"

TREASON

Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 02:56 PM (Kmumi)

14 Posted by: AmishDude at April 28, 2015 02:54 PM (L2xDv)

Oh please! The donors all knew what they were doing. None of them thought their money was going to help starving children in Africa. They knew the money was to buy Bill first class tickets to Pedo Island or whatever he was going to waste it on.

They didnt even really pretend to be a real charity.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 02:56 PM (AkOaV)

15 A Republican SOS would have been impeached and prosecuted. She will never even be charged. The Clintons are not covered by Scottish law.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2015 02:56 PM (wlDny)

16 Frankly, the emails should have been the end of her. I don't see how she isn't toast by now.

Well, okay, I know the story was much too difficult for the MSM to report accurately since they didn't understand what a big deal was.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 02:57 PM (RQDhf)

17 Oh please! The donors all knew what they were doing.
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They still do. Just buying access.

Posted by: Roy at April 28, 2015 02:57 PM (VndSC)

18 Have they registered the foundation as a charity - a 501c (or whatever the proper IRS designation would be)?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 02:57 PM (2TN4k)

19 and voices who cry treason are "in the wilderness"

Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 02:57 PM (Kmumi)

20 12 So all that talk about Bill doing his 'charitable' work for no pay was a load of BS.
Posted by: mugiwara at April 28, 2015 02:55 PM (D5hxK)

Not completely. Slick donated sperm to as many stray tails as he could get to hold still. He likely deducted that from his taxes too.

Posted by: maddogg at April 28, 2015 02:57 PM (xWW96)

21 The donors all knew what they were doing. None of them thought their money was going to help starving children in Africa.

You don't think some Ready for Hillary grandma heard about the Clinton Foundation and threw her a $10 donation?

I do.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 28, 2015 02:57 PM (L2xDv)

22 Hey, hey now.. there's no "smoking gun"!

There's not a shred of "proof" anything nefarious was going on here.. these are all just right-wing conspiracy theories, you fools!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 28, 2015 02:57 PM (so+oy)

23 >>So all that talk about Bill doing his 'charitable' work for no pay was a load of BS.

You never thought differently, did you?

I always get a kick out of politicians claiming they just want to do public service. Righto, you spent $100 million to win a job just so you could act selflessly.

Mother Theresa has nothing on our pols.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 02:58 PM (g1DWB)

24 This isn't really any different than HRC accepting $100,000 cash in bribe via commodities futures trading, its just more recent.

It doesn't amaze me that the Clintons do this. . they're corrupt. . they have been for a long time.

What's amazing to me is that there are individuals who still think HRC is a fantastic candidate for POTUS.

Posted by: Looking closely at April 28, 2015 02:58 PM (ji45d)

25 Grifters gotta grift.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 28, 2015 02:58 PM (RD7QR)

26 Ready for Hillary? Selling access is criminal. Real black and white laws but if justice dept ignores this does it really matter. This goes all the way to the white house and is corrupt top to bottom inside out.

We need a divorce.

Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 02:58 PM (wkuqO)

27 >>Frankly, the emails should have been the end of her. I don't see how she isn't toast by now.

She should have been done with Benghazi.
It's no wonder she thinks she's bullet-proof at this point.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 02:58 PM (2TN4k)

28 I'm sick and tired of the VRWC discovering details of my VLWC.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton at April 28, 2015 02:59 PM (xQX/f)

29 O/T Obama just cam out and called the rioters "thugs".

It's OK though, since he is one.

Posted by: Roy at April 28, 2015 02:59 PM (VndSC)

30 Do we have a list of the GOPussies who voted to confirm this greedy, lying witch?

Posted by: Furious George at April 28, 2015 02:55 PM (UlJ3l)

Probably the same MF's that voted for lying Lynch

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 28, 2015 02:59 PM (R8hU8)

31
Frankly, the emails should have been the end of her.

I have always assumed that the "personal" e-mails were the ones shaking down the Saudis and raking in the CUM.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2015 02:59 PM (JtwS4)

32 Scankles was confirmed 98-2.

The senators who opposed Clinton's confirmation were Jim DeMint, R-South Carolina, and David Vitter, R-Louisiana.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2015 02:59 PM (wlDny)

33 You drag $100 million through a trailer park, and you never know what you'll find.

Posted by: Furious George at April 28, 2015 02:59 PM (UlJ3l)

34 Drudge Siren

Orioles to play game in stadium that's empty as in closed to the public.! Wow

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2015 02:59 PM (6GBAx)

35 SHEP IS BACK !!!!!!!!!

what's that smell?

Posted by: John of Salisbury at April 28, 2015 02:59 PM (8CdUx)

36 I just saw some story that said that CHELSEA Clinton has a net worth of $15 million.

Its not like Chelsea even gives 20 minute speeches at Universities!

Wonder why she got that lucrative (5 minute long) speaking gig at CNBC? It was a donation-in-kind.

Posted by: Looking closely at April 28, 2015 02:59 PM (ji45d)

37 Oh, and we would never be hearing a word about this if Hillary were actually going to be nominated.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 28, 2015 03:00 PM (RD7QR)

38 So, if all the work was done in house, they should be able to show receipts, right?

I mean, the foundations whole goal is to ship meds, isn't it? Not like there isn't a lot of paperwork involved in shipping drugs or anything...

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:00 PM (RQDhf)

39 Geez, maybe Huma and me should start thinking about new careers. I here there's a lot of money in Pole Dancing.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 28, 2015 03:00 PM (sWgE+)

40 It's no wonder she thinks she's bullet-proof at this point.
Posted by: Lizzy
___________________

Her glasses are bullet-proof.

Posted by: Furious George at April 28, 2015 03:00 PM (UlJ3l)

41 >> just saw some story that said that CHELSEA Clinton has a net worth of $15 million.

Is any of that attributable to her hubby, since he's in finance?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 03:01 PM (2TN4k)

42 38 So, if all the work was done in house, they should be able to show receipts, right?
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Unfortunately, the receipts in question were all digitized and kept on Hilary's personal internet server.

Besides, why should anyone show anything to you, peon?

Posted by: Looking closely at April 28, 2015 03:01 PM (ji45d)

43 People need to be going to prison over this, and not just rogue low-level staffers.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 28, 2015 03:01 PM (/Ho8c)

44 "more than 30pc of all government debt in the eurozone -- around 2 trillion euro of securities in total -- is trading on a negative interest rate"

so no wonder Hillary is prone to blurt out things like "what difference does it make?"

the whole thing is a shell game

Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 03:01 PM (Kmumi)

45 Obama just cam out and called the rioters "thugs"

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We can get this under control.

Posted by: Thuggee and Dacoity Department at April 28, 2015 03:01 PM (NUqwG)

46 40 It's no wonder she thinks she's bullet-proof at this point.
Posted by: Lizzy
___________________

Her glasses are bullet-proof.

Posted by: Furious George at April 28, 2015 03:00 PM (UlJ3l)

Not bullet proof.... just very good at dodging sniper fire...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 03:02 PM (qh617)

47 I'm sure they'll get around to shipping some people off to jail, right after they finish up with the VA.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:02 PM (RQDhf)

48 What, you're shocked?

"Ozark Longmarch"

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 28, 2015 03:02 PM (4CRfK)

49 Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:02 PM (RQDhf)

And the IRS

Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 03:03 PM (sWgE+)

50 OT! Freddie had spinal surgery prior to arrest! ?? pic.twitter.com/Ca4cFXqDcM

Posted by: Yip at April 28, 2015 03:03 PM (84SRe)

51 Tomorrow's O's game to "not be open to the public"...

We have gone beyond the strange here.

Posted by: Sharon Pratt Kelly at April 28, 2015 03:03 PM (KnbYp)

52 Posted by: AmishDude at April 28, 2015 02:57 PM (L2xDv)

Maybe. But I'm clicking around their webpage... No links to donate to CGI (so far).... They do have links to click through to other "charities' (which I think should be investigated ASAP, they're probably just as fake as CGI).

Like I said, they never really raised money from the public. Most charities have "DONATE HERE" all over their page. Not the Clintons.

They knew what they were doing.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:03 PM (AkOaV)

53 Le charite, c'est moi.

Posted by: Hillary French Clinton at April 28, 2015 03:03 PM (J0IP0)

54 off, darn sock!

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:03 PM (KnbYp)

55 41 >> just saw some story that said that CHELSEA Clinton has a net worth of $15 million.

Is any of that attributable to her hubby, since he's in finance?
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Chelsea's salary at CNBC was $600K per year.

To put that in perspective, that's more than most neurosurgeons earn.

I'm not privy to their personal finance, but I'm going to take a WAG, and say that Chelsea's husbands earning skills in finance are directly attributable to his choice of spouse.

Posted by: Looking closely at April 28, 2015 03:03 PM (ji45d)

56 Such funding should have been off limits -- because it risks the appearance that US foreign policy is up for sale.

Appearance? Hell, it WAS up for sale.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 03:03 PM (FrMyu)

57 Does anyone here suspect that maybe, just maybe, the game is rigged?

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:04 PM (RQDhf)

58 Well the Oriole are playing 9 today BUT closed to the public.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 03:04 PM (sWgE+)

59 To no one's surprise, George Snuffalupugus has been defending her and the foundation to the hilt. You would think that journalists would recuse themselves from stories on a certain candidate when they have been part of that candidate's husband's election, and obviously cannot be objective. But that would require something called honor.

Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 03:04 PM (yRwC8)

60 Hell, it WAS up for sale."

Not the only thing...

Posted by: The Lincoln Bedroom at April 28, 2015 03:05 PM (KnbYp)

61 Well the Oriole are playing 9 today BUT closed to the public"

Schedule changes announced about 2 minutes ago.

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:06 PM (KnbYp)

62 just saw some story that said that CHELSEA Clinton has a net worth of $15 million.

Is any of that attributable to her hubby, since he's in finance?............Ahem.

Posted by: The Clinton Foundation ATM at April 28, 2015 03:06 PM (6GBAx)

63 Hey big boy...

Posted by: Hillary in the Lincoln Bedroom at April 28, 2015 03:06 PM (sWgE+)

64 Hell, it WAS up for sale."

Not the only thing...

Tell me about it.

*sighs*

Posted by: Lady Columbia at April 28, 2015 03:06 PM (/Ho8c)

65 Not all Clinton charity work is corrupt.

Posted by: G.H.W.X.Y.Z. Bush at April 28, 2015 03:06 PM (NUqwG)

66 Posted by: Looking closely at April 28, 2015 03:03 PM (ji45d)

$600k a year, in her late 20s / early 30s, for a no-show job for which she had zero qualifications, skills, or abilities.

Must be FUCKING nice.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:06 PM (AkOaV)

67 #59 Stephanopoulus has honor. . .he's highly loyal to his patrons!

What's surprising there is just that after being a paid Clinton flack, he's managed to convince anyone that's an objective political observer.

Posted by: Looking closely at April 28, 2015 03:07 PM (ji45d)

68 "This is not charity..." Lovely, simply swimmingly lovely.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 28, 2015 03:07 PM (/WPPJ)

69 36 I just saw some story that said that CHELSEA Clinton has a net worth of $15 million.
_______________________

And that's just her Manhattan apartment (courtesy of mummy and daddy).

But hey, Chelsea has worked hard for her wealth. She got married, had a baby, posed for the cover of that air-brushed magazine . . . .

It's a tough life, being an heiress to a couple of corruptocrat grifters.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 28, 2015 03:07 PM (lmdHn)

70 Is any of that attributable to her hubby, since he's in finance?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 03:01 PM (2TN4k)

Didn't her husband run an investment grifting scam on people connected to their families and lost them a ton of money? I think I'm right, but it's hard to keep track of all the Clinton family scandals nowadays.

Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 03:07 PM (yRwC8)

71 mynewhandle,

Yeah, a little bit of that and I could probably actually retire, instead of working until they carry me out the front door.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 28, 2015 03:08 PM (/Ho8c)

72 $600k a year, in her late 20s / early 30s, for a no-show job for which she had zero qualifications, skills, or abilities.

*cough, cough GE*

Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 03:08 PM (sWgE+)

73 I guess it's true what they say, life really is easier for beautiful women. Right Chelsea?

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:08 PM (RQDhf)

74 I'll give them this.

If you're gonna be corrupt, you might as well go big.

And the Clintons have taken the Democrat Culture of Corruption GLOBAL.

Posted by: Good Lt at April 28, 2015 03:08 PM (0xh/L)

75 $600k a year, in her late 20s / early 30s, for a no-show job for which she had zero qualifications, skills, or abilities.
Must be FUCKING nice.
Posted by: mynewhandle
_______________________

But, but--she's an inspiration to all women!

Posted by: Progressive Womyn Voters Everywhere at April 28, 2015 03:08 PM (UlJ3l)

76 So, Hillary wasn't Secretary of State, she was Secretary of Charity?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:08 PM (GGCsk)

77 $600k a year, in her late 20s / early 30s, for a no-show job for which she had zero qualifications, skills, or abilities.

Must be FUCKING nice.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:06 PM
...........................Yea, it's not a bad gig.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 28, 2015 03:08 PM (6GBAx)

78 Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 03:07 PM (yRwC

Her husband works at a hedge fund I think. I'm sure they're very politically connected.

But I think HIS father might have been involved in some quasi legal steal from old people type scheme, but I do not remember the details. Maybe the husband was involved too...

Like you said, its damned near impossible to keep track of the clintons and their wheeling and dealings.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:09 PM (AkOaV)

79 What's surprising there is just that after being a paid Clinton flack, he's managed to convince anyone that's an objective political observer"

Who thinks he's "objective"?

Who thinks that any "journalist" has ever been "objective"?

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:09 PM (KnbYp)

80 Since the Clinton's are married only on paper, does Bill share his own part of the loot with Hill?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 28, 2015 03:09 PM (shFKH)

81 >>I'm not privy to their personal finance, but I'm going to take a WAG, and say that Chelsea's husbands earning skills in finance are directly attributable to his choice of spouse.

Take a look at his parents. Mother was a Congresswoman from PA, Dad a Congressman from Iowa. Dad eventually did time in prison for fraud. Seems he had been dropping the Clinton name for years to help with his scams.

All in the family.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 03:09 PM (g1DWB)

82 For $10,000 you can peek under my muu-muu.

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at April 28, 2015 03:09 PM (wAQA5)

83 Smoking gun found in Baltimore riots. As I posted earlier the same commie agitators who stirred the pot in Ferguson are steering the pot in Baltimore.

Some people need to go to jail for a long time but as long as Democrats control the city it will never happen.

http://fxn.ws/1OAvh8q

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2015 03:09 PM (wlDny)

84 Please enter your P.I.N.#

Posted by: The Clinton Foundation ATM at April 28, 2015 03:10 PM (6GBAx)

85 But you know, Hillary is poor so she's just like you!

This lady is so full of shit.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:10 PM (GGCsk)

86 for a no-show job for which she had zero qualifications, skills, or abilities.
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At least I showed up at the hospital offices.

Posted by: The Big-Assed Mooch Ele at April 28, 2015 03:10 PM (NUqwG)

87 Do we have a poll showing Hillary! approval at 47%?

Then all she needs is a few more votes from the undecided and she's in.

Posted by: Paul Sombody at April 28, 2015 03:11 PM (jairg)

88 If you're gonna be corrupt, you might as well go big."

Yep. Grovel around for small bits and people will treat you badly. Lie to their faces while stealing them blind, and many will love you.

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:11 PM (KnbYp)

89 and voices who cry treason are "in the wilderness"

Posted by: Feh

In relation to the awareness of the American electorate, like the MACS0647-JD galaxy from earth.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2015 03:11 PM (KhFZp)

90 I was going to stop by the gun store today, but somehow I think the crowd will be a little more than I want to deal with.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:11 PM (RQDhf)

91 They make me look like a piker. When i get outa here I'm taking a class from Bill.

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at April 28, 2015 03:11 PM (wkuqO)

92 Who thinks he's "objective"?

Posted by: anon a mouse

______________________________

Are you saying he's not objective? I suppose next you will be DEMANDING that we not use him as a debate moderator during the primaries? Get lost, Teabaggers.

Posted by: McConnell and Boehner at April 28, 2015 03:11 PM (UlJ3l)

93 Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 28, 2015 03:08 PM (/Ho8c)

Yeah I mean we joke about it, but that's an inordinate amount of money.

I mean, $600k a year? I know wealthy people who may make that SOME years when they're having a great year, but they're also working 80 hours a week and are in their 50s.

Thats a LOT of money.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:12 PM (AkOaV)

94 Charity begins at home - and look at the view from this penthouse!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2015 03:12 PM (hLRSq)

95 I guess the only guaranteed returns in investing are with Clinton inc.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:12 PM (RQDhf)

96 Kevin Williamson:

"Baltimore is the Left fighting the Left over the failed policies of the Left."

Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 03:12 PM (Kmumi)

97 $600k a year, in her late 20s / early 30s, for a no-show job for which she had zero qualifications, skills, or abilities.

Must be FUCKING nice.
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Indeed, it *IS* nice to be related to the Clintons.

Pretty clear that that job was simply another "in kind" donation. (EG see Michelle Obama, U. Chicago; etc).

On Chelsea, her husband co-founded a hedge fund. . . AFTER he married her. Again, I'm not privy to their personal finance, though I think its abundantly clear that his personal connection hasn't "hurt" his funds ability to raise money. In terms of actual performance, I don't think the fund in question has done very well.

Posted by: Looking closely at April 28, 2015 03:13 PM (ji45d)

98 But . . . KOCH BROTHERS!

And with Bill, it's SNIFF MY CROTCH, BRUTHAS!

For Herself, it's FYNQ, and there won't be a NQ. Your phone will be returned to you after we escort you back to the lot and remove the bag from your head.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at April 28, 2015 03:13 PM (U6f54)

99 Yeah, it's Chelsea's father-in-law who was guilty of financial shenanigans.
However, I read somewhere that the CGI has gotten Chelsea's hubby into the scam by directing business to his hedge fund. So like Bill getting speaking fees, Chelsea's hubby gets new investors in lieue of a direct payoff to Hillary for services rendered.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 03:13 PM (2TN4k)

100 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2015 03:09 PM (wlDny)

Oh please, was that ever in doubt?

It's the same professional agitators screaming for a revolution and black power in every one of these racial situations.

The MSM pans away from them, but they're all over twitter and in front of the cameras (before CNN cuts to something else).

They've been "organizing" for YEARS. And I'm SURE Obama and the DOJ are involved in some way.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:14 PM (AkOaV)

101 I wonder if Hillary's going to try to brazen this out withOUT giving a cut to Obama. He can call off the "headwinds" at any time.

Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2015 03:14 PM (FcR7P)

102 Hillary pretty much told the world "This is going to be a huge conflict of interest Money Machine" in her confirmation hearings -- but Republicans apparently didn't accept the threat was real, and passed her comfortably into power.

The Ruling Class knows it's us/them.

They work together to protect themselves.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 28, 2015 03:14 PM (gwDMH)

103 Yeah I mean we joke about it, but that's an inordinate amount of money.

I mean, $600k a year? I know wealthy people who may make that SOME years when they're having a great year, but they're also working 80 hours a week and are in their 50s.

Thats a LOT of money.
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Says who?

I make that in 1 hour with a canned speech.

Cheer up, would you like a cigar?

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at April 28, 2015 03:14 PM (ji45d)

104 I'm not privy to their personal finance, but I'm going to take a WAG, and say that Chelsea's husbands earning skills in finance are directly attributable to his choice of spouse.

Take a look at his parents. Mother was a Congresswoman from PA, Dad a Congressman from Iowa. Dad eventually did time in prison for fraud. Seems he had been dropping the Clinton name for years to help with his scams.
________________________

You wouldn't be wrong. Marc Mezvinsky's hedge fund, Eaglevale, has been losing money the past couple of years (they bet heavily on Greece), and has returned less than 1% to investors since its inception.

His entire career, such as it is, is pretty much dependent on the Clinton connections. Chelsea's money came from her parents, not her husband.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 28, 2015 03:14 PM (lmdHn)

105 It matters not an iota to Obama voters.

Anything she did or does is that gets revealed is just mean Republicans hating on wymyn.

Because vagina, you see. Not one of them can articulate a particular policy of hers.

They will follow her to the gates of Hell.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 28, 2015 03:15 PM (vgIRn)

106 White Frenchmen don't deserve awards when killed by Muslims.

The narrative of the Charlie Hebdo murders--white Europeans killed in their offices by Muslim extremists--is one that feeds neatly into the cultural prejudices that have allowed our government to make so many disastrous mistakes in the Middle East.

From some idiot named Francine Prose in the Guardian. Unless this is some weird satire. Her name is basically Fiction From France.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2015 03:15 PM (J0IP0)

107 The grifters only take money from corrupt sources so it evens out in the end. Too bad about Israel being nuked and the west coast up in smoke at some point in the near future.

Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 03:15 PM (wkuqO)

108 Chelsea Clinton

Maybe Hillary will appoint her to some plum position, as Caligula did with his horse.

Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 03:15 PM (Kmumi)

109 I mean, $600k a year?
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I pay that much a year in income tax.

Posted by: Quack Quack at April 28, 2015 03:15 PM (NUqwG)

110 So the Oriels game is going to be played in an empty stadium? Don't the Marlins do that every night?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2015 03:15 PM (6GBAx)

111 Compare and contrast.

Bob McDonnel got two years for taking gifts but delivering nothing in return.

John Corzine straight up stole a billion dollars and didn't get so much as a slap on the wrist.

Scooter Libbey did 18 months in federal pound me in the ass prison for misremembering what he said to a reporter.

Sandy Burger got a slap on the wrist for stealing and destroying documents from the national archives.

And not only will nothing happen to this monster she has a better than 50% chance of being elected POTUS.

Unreal!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 28, 2015 03:15 PM (F/9QB)

112 Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 03:13 PM (2TN4k)

Must also be nice.

I feel a chump for working. I really do.

Between the Clintons and the cronies and hangers on one side stealing the tax payers money (and whoever elses, for influence or whatnot) and the yutes burning down cities stealing the tax payers money... I mean, why am I paying for all of this shit?

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:15 PM (AkOaV)

113 Hey, can anybody suggest a nice island with lots of underage girls and no extradition treaty?
Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Bill C. of Chappaqua at April 28, 2015 03:16 PM (W+7p8)

114
H E double toothpicks, I need to set up an in-house charity. Send me money, I'll call people and tell them not to loot, after my initial set up costs of say.... $7,000,000 I'll be good to go.

PS - sidebar item of new Jurassic find I thought for sure was Hillary story.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2015 03:16 PM (ODxAs)

115 The happy ending to the story requires a white knight to ride in at the end and dispatch the evil-doers.

What happens when there are no more white Knights?

Posted by: eman at April 28, 2015 03:16 PM (+909f)

116 In terms of actual performance, I don't think the fund in question has done very well."

You think well.

The Eaglevale fund has been down 2 of the 3 years, mostly on bets that the Greek economy would rebound (!).
Especially odd since most funds have seen growth over the past 3 years...

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:16 PM (KnbYp)

117 From @Orioles:

Tomorrow's game between the Orioles and the Chicago White Sox will begin at 2:05 p.m. ET and will be closed to the public.

No $25 apiece churro sales? Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 03:16 PM (yRwC8)

118 Hey, Chelsea's husband earns that money.

The hard way.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:16 PM (RQDhf)

119 Don't the Marlins do that every night?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2015 03:15 PM (6GBAx)

Your thinking of the Cubs.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 03:17 PM (sWgE+)

120 Anyone looking into what Mr. Heinz is doing right now? As apposed to finding out about a year after a SoS is kicked out.

I'd bet a grifter like Kerry has continued this in his own way.

Posted by: bananaDream at April 28, 2015 03:18 PM (pcbAL)

121 he got it right the marlins need a smaller stadium so it looks more full.

Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 03:18 PM (wkuqO)

122 Your thinking of the Astros.

FIFY

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:18 PM (KnbYp)

123 Too bad about Israel being nuked and the west coast up in smoke at some point in the near future.
Posted by: just saying
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Please explain the part about it being too bad about the west coast.

Posted by: Furious George at April 28, 2015 03:18 PM (UlJ3l)

124 You wouldn't be wrong. Marc Mezvinsky's hedge fund, Eaglevale, has been losing money the past couple of years (they bet heavily on Greece), and has returned less than 1% to investors since its inception. His entire career, such as it is, is pretty much dependent on the Clinton connections. Chelsea's money came from her parents, not her husband.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 28, 2015 03:14 PM (lmdHn)

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When ole Marc isn't valuable to Chelsea or her parents, the divorce will be very hush hush. No one will even notice.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 03:18 PM (/HX7u)

125 he got it right the marlins need a smaller stadium so it looks more full."

Will anything ever top the Oakland Coliseum's "covered seats"?
That was priceless.

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:18 PM (KnbYp)

126 I live here AO LOL

Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 03:18 PM (wkuqO)

127 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 28, 2015 03:14 PM (lmdHn)

In his defense, who could have possibly guessed that Greek bonds were a bad investment?

Also, didnt Corzine lose $1 billion betting on Greek bonds?

Was there some concerted effort on behalf of political types in the US to save Greece with stolen wallstreet money? Hm....

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:19 PM (AkOaV)

128 "Neither the white leftist nor the lower-class black rioter is invested in his society. The white rioter is a globalist, the black rioter is an outsider. Neither are invested in the city and country they are busy trashing."

Sultan Knish

Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 03:19 PM (Kmumi)

129
Marc Mezvinsky's hedge fund, Eaglevale, has been losing money the past couple of years (they bet heavily on Greece)

To think, some people probably think he's some sort of financial sage.

http://tinyurl.com/ls9e5b4

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2015 03:19 PM (Txrlv)

130 What happens when there are no more white Knights?

Posted by: eman

Guess you just have to wait for Jesus, then.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 28, 2015 03:19 PM (/Ho8c)

131 When ole Marc isn't valuable to Chelsea or her parents, the accident will be publicly mourned"

....

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:19 PM (KnbYp)

132 Clintons need to be forced to give all the money to the Haitians so it can move on to the next batch of grifters.

Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 03:20 PM (wkuqO)

133 They will follow her to the gates of Hell.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 28, 2015 03:15 PM (vgIRn)

And through? Please?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2015 03:20 PM (hLRSq)

134 Please explain the part about it being too bad about the west coast.

Posted by: Furious George

Not everybody that lives there is an a-hole, I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 28, 2015 03:20 PM (/Ho8c)

135 The Eaglevale fund has been down 2 of the 3 years, mostly on bets that the Greek economy would rebound (!).
Especially odd since most funds have seen growth over the past 3 years...
______________________

Yep, the fund has an .87% return since its inception.

You'd make more money putting your money in a CD or a GE money market account (currently pays 1.05%).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 28, 2015 03:20 PM (lmdHn)

136 Posted by: Bill C. of Chappaqua at April 28, 2015 03:16 PM (W+7p

I know of one, but I will not tell you where. Because I'm under fucking indictment. Thanks, asshole, for having my back on that one.

Posted by: Bob Menendez at April 28, 2015 03:20 PM (AkOaV)

137 No $25 apiece churro sales? Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark."

Not churros - the problem is no Boog's BBQ.

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:21 PM (KnbYp)

138 126 I live here AO LOL
Posted by: just saying
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Oops. My bad. I used to, but then I escaped in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter administration.

Posted by: Furious George at April 28, 2015 03:21 PM (UlJ3l)

139 OT:

#BaltimoreUprising is trending on Twitter

They have their own webpage now...

http://baltimoreuprising.org/

Posted by: The Uprisen Hat at April 28, 2015 03:21 PM (0Ew3K)

140 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 28, 2015 03:20 PM (lmdHn)

How is that possible?

Can someone look in to this guys fund? .87% return in the days of quantitative easing? That has to put his fund in the bottom .000008999% of hedge funds, right?

I'm smelling something fishy in Clintonville, and it aint Huma...

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:22 PM (AkOaV)

141 Monkeys throwing darts at stock symbols would be able to get a much better return than .87%...

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:22 PM (AkOaV)

142
Sorry, no questions today kids. I'm feeling not so fresh and a little itchy.

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at April 28, 2015 03:22 PM (wAQA5)

143 How do you have an uprising against "The Man" when you are "The Man"?

Keep pursuing failure, numbnuts.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:22 PM (RQDhf)

144 You'd make more money putting your money in a CD"

Nah, I'll stick w/the traditional Mason Jar.

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:22 PM (KnbYp)

145 Dear God. A website? You've got to be fuggin kiddin me.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 28, 2015 03:22 PM (/Ho8c)

146 Dear God. A website? You've got to be fuggin kiddin me."

Yeah, what is this, 2003?

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:23 PM (KnbYp)

147 To think, some people probably think he's some sort of financial sage.
_______________________

Well sure, you'll lose money if you invest in Mezvinsky's hedge fund, but on the up side, if you invest enough, you'll probably get invited to some swanky, spare-no-expense, Clinton Foundation parties!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 28, 2015 03:23 PM (lmdHn)

148 OT:

#BaltimoreUprising is trending on Twitter

They have their own webpage now...

http://baltimoreuprising.org/

Posted by: The Uprisen Hat at April 28, 2015 03:21 PM (0Ew3K)

I wonder if they accept ads? The Outrage Outlet could widen its customer base.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2015 03:24 PM (hLRSq)

149 Chelsea Clinton

Maybe Hillary will appoint her to some plum position, as Caligula did with his horse.

If we're appointin' on looks, sure.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 03:24 PM (X1M+Q)

150 If you use the "Google", the rumor is that Chelsea and her husband's marriage isn't particularly good. They've allegedly been living apart. . .though Chelsea probably thinks that's normal behavior for a married couple.

Anyway, since Chelsea isn't (yet) running for public office, I don't feel the need to trash her. Its not her fault her parents are grifters, even if she does personally benefit tremendously from it.

Posted by: looking closely at April 28, 2015 03:24 PM (ji45d)

151 When ole Marc isn't valuable to Chelsea or her parents, the accident will be publicly mourned" ....
Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:19 PM (KnbYp)

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Heh. I thought the exact same thing right after I hit post.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 03:25 PM (/HX7u)

152 It's a criminal enterprise. they used the Rico Act to go after the Clintons and their little dog chelsea to!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2015 03:26 PM (/tNwW)

153 For over half a century, the Teapot Dome Scandal was considered the worst political scandal in American history, and was only surpassed by Watergate in the '70s.

Yet if you actually look at the details of the Teapot Dome Scandal, it was simply a one-time-only small potatoes version of what Hillary (and Bill) Clinton do EVERY SINGLE DAY: Selling government influence to people who bribe them.

In a sane world, this Clinton Foundation Scandal should be viewed as THE greatest scandal in American history. It makes Albert Fall (the federal official in the '20s who took a bribe to arrange a no-bid lease to the Teapot Dome oil field) look like a rank amateur. Hillary Clinton is corrupt beyond imagining.

And yet every single Democrat and leftist will happily and enthusiastically vote for her. Because they are all amoral.

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2015 03:26 PM (K4YiS)

154 Hint: It wasn't just $500,000 worth of wonderful, wonderful words from Bill Clinton.

Oh, maybe there were some other morsels, too...

Posted by: Big Uranium at April 28, 2015 03:26 PM (FcR7P)

155 http://tinyurl.com/k8a8eg2

Ha! Check this one out.

Black Crime = gang violence
Arab crime = terrorism
hispanic crime = illegal immigration
white crime = self defense.

Held up by dumb ignorant young black girl who probably (unfortunately) believes the borderline retarded sloganeering in her hands that her border line retarded teachers probably wrote for her.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:26 PM (AkOaV)

156 At this point even "reset" appears to have been a stalking horse for Gazprom.
Jesus Christ.

Posted by: NYC Parent plumbing ever greater depths of cynicism and disgust at April 28, 2015 03:26 PM (HEo6y)

157 Stay tuned for The Baltimore Riots

Brought to you by Bob's Building Supplies - When you need bricks, think Bob's.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2015 03:26 PM (hLRSq)

158 Individuals cannot be entrusted with freedom, because they are corrupt. But if we get enough leftists into government, the good guys will be in charge of everything, and we'll be on our way to utopia in no time. Trust me.

Posted by: Karl Marx at April 28, 2015 03:26 PM (xkSSa)

159 Can someone look in to this guys fund? .87% return in the days of quantitative easing? That has to put his fund in the bottom .000008999% of hedge funds, right?

I'm smelling something fishy in Clintonville, and it aint Huma...

____________________

LOL. Hey, "mistakes were made."

He's a Clinton by marriage, so he gets to use that excuse too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 28, 2015 03:26 PM (lmdHn)

160 @looking closely

She's also has the self-awareness of a piece of coral. She deserves to be mocked.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:26 PM (q/kmn)

161 Anyway, since Chelsea isn't (yet) running for public office, I don't feel the need to trash her"

Your call.

I recall, however, that prior to "leave Chelsea alone" the offspring of all political types were "fair game".
F the clintooons.

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 03:27 PM (KnbYp)

162 Held up by dumb ignorant young black girl who probably (unfortunately) believes the borderline retarded sloganeering in her hands that her border line retarded teachers probably wrote for her.
_______________________

If her teachers wrote it, it's probably misspelled.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 28, 2015 03:28 PM (lmdHn)

163 OT: #BaltimoreUprising is trending on Twitter
They have their own webpage now...
http://baltimoreuprising.org/ Posted by: The Uprisen Hat at April 28, 2015 03:21 PM (0Ew3K)

Remember the Vancouver riots? The brightest spot on the whole thing was whole groups dedicated to hunting down the photos of people in the riots and matching them to people crowing about it on social media. I think it helped with a lot of arrests. But in that case it was a lot of white kids I think; going after black youths with the same zeal will be...problematic. Or labeled a hate crime.

Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 03:29 PM (yRwC8)

164 A woman has needs, and Hillary needs to eat and stay pretty for her man.

I'm totes serious.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2015 03:29 PM (ty633)

165 Well sure, you'll lose money if you invest in Mezvinsky's hedge fund, but on the up side, if you invest enough, you'll probably get invited to some swanky, spare-no-expense, Clinton Foundation parties!
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In "fairness", its seems improbable that anyone investing in his fund is really expecting a great return. IE, how many 35 years run $400 million hedge funds anyway?

Again, its just another "in kind" donation to the Clinton personal enrichment/power accumulation "fund".

The "good" thing, at least, is that any moneys temporarily stored into the fund are retrievable. IE, if you're earning 0% interest and "should' be earning 5-10%, you're really only 'losing' 4-9% parking your cash in this fund.. .minus whatever penalty the fund charges for "early" withdrawal.

Posted by: looking closely at April 28, 2015 03:29 PM (ji45d)

166 Looking through the baltimore uprising tweets... I mean no one is even pretending this is about "the community" verse "the cops"

This is full on racial hatred being displayed by blacks against white people, and is fully covered up by the media and politicians who say "we need to listen to their legitimate complaints about how the city runs its services, including its police departments. No, seriously, this national issue is about police training in Baltimore"

Meanwhile, the rioters are telling us exactly who the enemy is -- and it aint the city of Baltimore. It's white people.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:29 PM (AkOaV)

167 "Oh please! The donors all knew what they were doing. None of them
thought their money was going to help starving children in Africa."

They are also the most powerful supporters that are keeping her in the race and other Dems out. They want a return on their investment.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 28, 2015 03:30 PM (1BQGO)

168 >>Anyway, since Chelsea isn't (yet) running for public office, I don't feel the need to trash her"
Eh, she landed on the cover of Fast Company last year w/a headline that she has big plans for fixing the world. She has the full power and support of the CGI behind her and she's likely learning to wheel and deal just like dear ol' mom and dad.

Her current hobby horse os "Glass Ceilings" - equal pay for women, which as we know, is something that Dems are pushing to be fixed legislatively. So...I see Chelsea as fair game, seeing as she is now a player in implementing the progressive agenda.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 03:30 PM (2TN4k)

169 If they want equality, wait until white people riot. Cops won't use rubber bullets.

Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 03:31 PM (wkuqO)

170 Well if Chelsea and her husband are 'living apart' it explains why she needs a 15 million dollar apartment while her husband has to settle for a slightly smaller 10 million efficiency.

Posted by: Paul Sombody at April 28, 2015 03:31 PM (jairg)

171
I personally am deeply offended.

Posted by: Coral polyp at April 28, 2015 03:31 PM (wAQA5)

172 Orioles will play next game in empty stadium.
No fans allowed in.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 28, 2015 03:31 PM (ZPrif)

173 Posted by: looking closely at April 28, 2015 03:29 PM (ji45d)

Well nobody, and I mean NOBODY thought buying Greek bonds is a good investment.

And yet here we have Corzine losing $1 billion of other peoples moneys, and Mr. Hillary returning embarrassingly low returns -- both betting on Greek bonds.

Almost makes you think there was a political and not a financial reason to invest *other peoples money* in greek bonds.

Almost.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:31 PM (AkOaV)

174 Mr Chelsea*

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:32 PM (AkOaV)

175 Ace,
Can we switch to Princess Barry, might as well troll him back.

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2015 03:32 PM (DL2i+)

176 ". . . by your MAN", not "by your Mammon."

Posted by: Zombie Tammy Wynette at April 28, 2015 03:32 PM (UlJ3l)

177 They have their own webpage now...
http://baltimoreuprising.org/

WHOIS shows the domain registered to Toronto-based Contact Privacy, Inc. just today. (12:08Z, I assume that's Zulu. It's pretty fresh.)

Created and updated within 5 seconds. This is not spontaneous.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at April 28, 2015 03:32 PM (DT3rQ)

178 Well if Chelsea and her husband are 'living apart' it explains why she needs a 15 million dollar apartment while her husband has to settle for a slightly smaller 10 million efficiency.

Posted by: Paul Sombody at April 28, 2015 03:31 PM (jairg)

Don't think of it as a marriage. Think of it as an alliance or a business deal. Like what royalty used to do.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2015 03:33 PM (hLRSq)

179 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 28, 2015 03:28 PM (lmdHn)

Good point. Everything is spelled correctly.

Maybe they brought in some outside help.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:33 PM (AkOaV)

180 Orioles will play next game in empty stadium.

No fans allowed in.

That'll be slightly......weird.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 03:33 PM (X1M+Q)

181 Chelsea's name is on the foundation and she is an adult and benefits. She is fair game by any definition.

Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 03:33 PM (wkuqO)

182 She's also has the self-awareness of a piece of coral. She deserves to be mocked.
===

Chelsea?

I kind of doubt it. Again, I don't know her personally, but my guess is that she's more than got her parents "number" with respect to their money-grubbing ways and shady behavior.

If some idiots on CNBC want to give her a plum job for doing nothing, why wouldn't she want to take it?

Posted by: looking closely at April 28, 2015 03:33 PM (ji45d)

183 "we need to listen to their legitimate complaints about how the city runs its services,
_______________________

Baltimore's city government is run by black people. That's like complaining that the federal government is insensitive to the needs of black people because there aren't any black people in positions of authority in the federal government . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 28, 2015 03:33 PM (lmdHn)

184 equal pay for women, which as we know, is something that Dems are pushing to be fixed legislatively.

And, as we know, is an actual thing in the Real World (i.e., not the White House). Women who work like men get paid like men. Women who don't take math classes, don't have to sweat, refuse to work long tedious hours, and/or take years out of the workforce for personal projects don't--and shouldn't--get paid like men and women who do.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 28, 2015 03:34 PM (/kI1Q)

185 And Chelsea's made of wood and string.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:34 PM (q/kmn)

186 Orioles will play next game in empty stadium.
No fans allowed in.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 28, 2015 03:31 PM (ZPrif)

thank Fredo and Holder

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2015 03:34 PM (/tNwW)

187 Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at April 28, 2015 03:32 PM (DT3rQ)

This is all pre-planned and orchestrated. Obviously. The agitators aren't even trying to hide it. Only the media is trying to hide it, because... narrative.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:34 PM (AkOaV)

188 Don't think of it as a marriage. Think of it as an alliance or a business deal. Like what royalty used to do.

And her parents, like the SCOAMFs and Hollywood and the MSM, seem to believe they are royalty.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 28, 2015 03:35 PM (/kI1Q)

189 "whole groups dedicated to hunting down the photos of people in the riots"

Ya, and if you look closely, you will see some guy who looks more like an undercover cop than a photojournalist, and you'll see a lot of people keeping their face covered which probably explains why journalists are being assaulted, robbed, and their equipment destroyed.

Posted by: Paul Sombody at April 28, 2015 03:35 PM (jairg)

190 Chelsea is not out of bounds. She is out there fronting for her mother. Fuck her. And they are using the grandchild also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2015 03:35 PM (/tNwW)

191 185 And Chelsea's made of wood and string.
Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:34 PM (q/kmn)

It is HOWDY DOODY TIME

Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 03:35 PM (wkuqO)

192 Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 03:33 PM (X1M+Q)

I wonder if they'll have a laugh track type "cheer track" playing in the back ground.

Or if it will just be completely silent the entire time.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:35 PM (AkOaV)

193 If some idiots on CNBC want to give her a plum job for doing nothing, why wouldn't she want to take it?

I thought the pay was plum but the job was real, and she was a failure.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 03:36 PM (X1M+Q)

194 Meanwhile, the rioters are telling us exactly who the enemy is -- and it aint the city of Baltimore. It's white people.

And Asians.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2015 03:36 PM (ODxAs)

195 So is Hillarysaurus related to Chileasaurus?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 03:36 PM (nXqvU)

196 Where are the Roof Koreans when you need 'em.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 03:36 PM (7ObY1)

197 I'll be passing by Baltimore tomorrow AM. Any one want " My Moron Friend went to the Baltimore riots and all i got was this shitty tee shirt" Shirts?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2015 03:36 PM (/tNwW)

198
OT: Before the incident with the Marshall Islands ship the Iranian navy intercepted and surrounded as US-flagged vessel in the Straight of Hormuz.

They broke off after a while: http://cnn.it/1P3vYlx

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2015 03:37 PM (JtwS4)

199 Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 03:36 PM (X1M+Q)

It was NBC, and it was a no show job.

They had her do a few "specials" where she did soft ball interview type things. Maybe a handful of them in the course of a year?

Mayyybbe 20 hours of work?

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:37 PM (AkOaV)

200 I'd like to see a gun thread for all the folks protecting their homes and businesses in Baltimore.

Posted by: The Waking Dude at April 28, 2015 03:37 PM (cCxiu)

201 >>>> And Chelsea's made of wood and string.

I wanted a BOY

/Gepetto

Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 03:37 PM (3ZtZW)

202 >>>Her current hobby horse os "Glass Ceilings" - equal pay for women, which as we know, is something that Dems are pushing to be fixed legislatively. So...I see Chelsea as fair game, seeing as she is now a player in implementing the progressive agenda.<<<

Wasn't Chelsea also at one time fixated with diarrhea?
She's fair game and then some.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2015 03:37 PM (ty633)

203 When does her criminal prosecution start for accepting bribes and purposefully breaking the law on electonic communications?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 28, 2015 03:38 PM (AX3vC)

204 So is Hillarysaurus related to Chileasaurus?

Funny, I read that the first time in the sidebar as Chelseasaurus.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 28, 2015 03:38 PM (PFy0L)

205 There should be a game called Who said it, Chelsea Clinton or Gwyneth Paltrow?.

No matter who wins, everyone comes out dumber.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:38 PM (q/kmn)

206 Where are the Roof Koreans when you need 'em.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 03:36 PM (7ObY1)

Their kids all become Drs and Lawyers and moved their roof parents to Miami Beach with the Jews

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2015 03:38 PM (/tNwW)

207 Leave Chelsea alone! She is just like us!

Posted by: Coral polyps for Hillary! at April 28, 2015 03:38 PM (wAQA5)

208 Turns out the Clinton Cronies Foundation is set up as a 501(c) tax exempt organization. Wait, isn't there an IRS division that is supposed to keep an eye on 501(c)s? What were they doing while all this was going on?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 28, 2015 03:38 PM (1BQGO)

209 Just thinking, can you imagine if selfies and Twitter were a thing when Monica Lewinsky was around.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:39 PM (GGCsk)

210

its not complicated

its not hard to explain

its pay for play

east coast voters are very very familiar with the concept, and all urban voters

pay for play

Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 28, 2015 03:39 PM (zOTsN)

211 Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 28, 2015 03:38 PM (1BQGO)

Funny how things work out, isn't it?

Posted by: Lois Lerner, picking her nails and smiling at April 28, 2015 03:39 PM (AkOaV)

212 193 Hey now! Who else could've conducted that hard hitting interview with the Geico gecko?

600,000 a year as a "journalist" to produce that shit. Nope, no pay to play at all, there.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 28, 2015 03:39 PM (JoIcn)

213
by the end of the fox news coverage of the rioting last night i was seriously hoping that someone would beat up the guy they had doing the on the street reporting

Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 03:39 PM (lKyWE)

214 Almost makes you think there was a political and not a financial reason to invest *other peoples money* in greek bonds.
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One wonders how much the Greeks have donated to the Clinton Global initiative. . .

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Chelsea's name is on the foundation and she is an adult and benefits. She is fair game by any definition.
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Oh, she's part of the Clinton cash-grubbing apparatus (or at least a direct beneficiary thereof) and therefore fair game. Getting $600k a year for a do-nothing sinecure at CNBC because her last name is 'Clinton' is pretty mockable.

I'm just saying *I'm* not going to mock her too badly.

Again, she's not the one running for public office, nor driving the bus here. Yes, she benefits, but I wouldn't expect her to ditch her parents, no matter how slimy/shady they are.

Posted by: looking closely at April 28, 2015 03:40 PM (ji45d)

215 I haven't been hearing a lot of JOO hatred come out of Baltimore. Has Sharpton's flight been delayed?

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:40 PM (q/kmn)

216 Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:39 PM (GGCsk)

Hey guys, check out this picture of the cigar the president just gave me!!!!

#CigarSelfie
#Presidential
#BringBackOurCubans

Posted by: @MonicaLewinsky69 at April 28, 2015 03:40 PM (AkOaV)

217 Please, not they're ready to have a coronation for Chelsea? What has she been a fucking part-time reporter and full time bagman?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:40 PM (GGCsk)

218 OT: #BaltimoreUprising is trending on Twitter
They have their own webpage now...
http://baltimoreuprising.org/
Posted by: The Uprisen Hat at April 28, 2015 03:21 PM (0Ew3K)

One of the first required reading links on that oh-so-grassroots-I'm-sure site goes to an Atlantic article proclaiming that "nonviolence" is a ruse. Kind of explains why Baltimore looks like a hurricane hit it today, no? Screw the media agitators. If someone dies because nonviolence is of course a ruse, can their family sue the Atlantic writer?

Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 03:40 PM (yRwC8)

219 "I'd like to see a gun thread for all the folks protecting their homes and businesses in Baltimore."

What do you need to know?

First time in years I went to bed with a firearm on the nightstand.

Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 03:40 PM (VPLuQ)

220 Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 03:39 PM (lKyWE)

I had to turn off Fox. They were driving me nuts.

Believe it or not, I went to CNN. Not bad for "man on the street" interviews. They had an idiot with an iphone who kept getting BEHIND police lines (near the rioters).

And I had the local CBS affiliate streaming on my computer.

Overall, excellent coverage.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:41 PM (AkOaV)

221 >>>> east coast voters are very very familiar with the concept, and all urban voters

Baksheesh? Yeah pretty much the whole world knows about it.

Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 03:41 PM (3ZtZW)

222 Say hello to the nice gecko, Chelsea.

"Hello to the nice Gecko!"

Thank you Chelsea. And now back to Savannah Guthrie with a hard-hitting investigation into President Obama's favorite beers.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 03:42 PM (7ObY1)

223 I wonder if they'll have a laugh track type "cheer track" playing in the back ground. Or if it will just be completely silent the entire time.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:35 PM (AkOaV)

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Maybe they should have just let only white people attend.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 03:42 PM (/HX7u)

224 Hey now, 15 year old Domimican hookers are expensive...

Posted by: President Billy Cliton at April 28, 2015 03:42 PM (Ru0NQ)

225 >>
"I'd like to see a gun thread for all the folks protecting their homes and businesses in Baltimore."
<<

I thought O'Malley killed the Second Amendment in Maryland?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:42 PM (GGCsk)

226 For the B'more gun thread: In this instance, I'd emphasize penetration over expansion.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 28, 2015 03:42 PM (q/kmn)

227 The Clinton Foundation is a criminal organization masquerading as a charitable one. Except for a very slim few, most charities are criminal organizations.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at April 28, 2015 03:43 PM (TV9BR)

228 Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 03:42 PM (/HX7u)

Oh, no, you're missing the point.

The fear is that the drunk white guys coming from the baseball game beat the shit out of the #blacklivesmatter rioters if they get too close.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:43 PM (AkOaV)

229 Wow on the ship boarding. You know the War of 1812 started over something similar.

Has anyone asked the Somali pirates for their opinions. How about Captain Philips?

By yelling that the ship is not US flagged, this Admiration is declaring a state of Open Season upon merchant ships. And further proving what a weak horse the US is as it trots upon the world stage.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 03:43 PM (nXqvU)

230 Simple question, did any of the donors to Clinton Inc deduct their contribution against their income? Seems we may need to do some audits in 2016.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 28, 2015 03:43 PM (oDCMR)

231 News items that would have rated a Flaming Skull in the past, have become everyday occurrences.

Outrageous behavior by the political class is celebrated by their FSA/Left/Liberal/Prog/MSM enablers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 03:43 PM (F2IAQ)

232 I thought the only people in Baltimore who had guns were the cops and the gangs.

Posted by: Paul Sombody at April 28, 2015 03:43 PM (jairg)

233 Flipping between Shemp Smith and Rachel Madcow last night, I honestly kept forgetting which channel was which.

Really no discernable difference in their coverage.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 03:43 PM (7ObY1)

234 219 "I'd like to see a gun thread for all the folks protecting their homes and businesses in Baltimore."
==

Yeah, my cousin did his undergrad at Hopkins.

Said he slept with a loaded M1 Garand under his bed. (Couldn't get a handgun).

One night he woke up at 2 am to see a hand grabbing through his window. He picked up the rifle, and said "I now have a gun pointed at you, time to go". Guy said "I'm leaving". . .hand was withdrawn.

Posted by: looking closely at April 28, 2015 03:44 PM (ji45d)

235 Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 28, 2015 03:43 PM (oDCMR)

Well, they did nothing wrong taking the deduction.

After all, the IRS has declared the CGI a charitable, tax exempt organization. If it's good enough for the IRS... good luck going after donors.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:44 PM (AkOaV)

236 BTW: If I were smart, and I were say the Maryland State Police, I would have the website up for the Baltimore Uprising and encourage people to post their selfies of themselves sticking it to the man and everything.

Just set it up and make it available.

(It may be entrapment, but I think not since you are not asking anyone to commit a crime, just share their pictures of what they did on their riot vacation.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2015 03:44 PM (hLRSq)

237 #LeaveOurShipsAlone

Posted by: Coral polyps for Hillary! at April 28, 2015 03:44 PM (wAQA5)

238 Simple question, did any of the donors to Clinton Inc deduct their contribution against their income? Seems we may need to do some audits in 2016.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric
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We'll get right on that..., as soon as we have those vile Republic-destroying conservatives under our boot.

Posted by: IRS at April 28, 2015 03:44 PM (F2IAQ)

239 went to the grocery store after the gym

as I walk in I notice there are three cop cars parked right by the entrance

as I enter I notice a very large black man, hands on the wall. Had to be 6'7' at least. Towering

three cops around him

no one is talking. The tension was terrible. Shoppers of all colors, looking at that, and eyeing each other, nervously

welcome to the new normal

Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 28, 2015 03:44 PM (zOTsN)

240 Bill Clinton nailed everything that had a pulse, yet the Democrats idea for the first woman president is someone whose been the enabler of a serial philanderer and cheat? She had the balls to make fun of Tammy Wynette, meanwhile her husband is hitting girls young enough to be his daughter?

Give me a break.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:46 PM (GGCsk)

241 "I thought O'Malley killed the Second Amendment in Maryland?"

Almost.

Many things available to the FFL-03 license holder that are not easily available in numbers to most residents.

Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 03:46 PM (VPLuQ)

242 JohnTant - both seeming huge until they waddle about on their chicken legs. Clutched in their tiny arms wads of ill-gotten cash?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 03:46 PM (nXqvU)

243 "Quick note: It also risks the reality that US foreign policy is up for sale."

But.....but.......what about the Zionazi JOOOOOOOZ!!!! They've bought and sold the US government 10 times over with all that $$$ that they, the Bilderbergers and the Rothschilds stole from Addy Hilter before WWII!!!

You're one of those Crypto-Jew NeoCons, ain't ya?

BTW Have I told you I'm not really anti-Jew?

Posted by: St. Pancake the Hamas-Lover at April 28, 2015 03:46 PM (sCHw2)

244 "White crime = self defense"

And, therefore, any attempt by whites to defend themselves is a crime. Whites have no such rights; they are cattle.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2015 03:46 PM (/zgfK)

245 Really no discernable difference in their coverage.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 03:43 PM (7ObY1)

Rachel is the tough guy; Shep is the panicky loudmouth who the tough guy slaps the hysteria out of.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2015 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

246 Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 03:43 PM (7ObY1)

I landed on Fox and a female anchor was interviewing a Fox reporter who was on the streets and whose car had just been attacked with rocks, and the reporter said "where are the cops?! This is out of control! We've been here for an hour and haven't seen any law enforcement!"
And the anchorette said

"NO! NO! THE COPS ARE DOING THEIR JOB! They're taking ROCKS to the FACE!!!! Where's THE NATIONAL GUARD? WHERES THE GOVERNOR!!!"

So I had to turn it off.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:47 PM (AkOaV)

247 But never call Shep Shirley.

Roger Roger?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 03:47 PM (nXqvU)

248 Democrats could run a shoe and still some people would vote for him, er, it.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:47 PM (GGCsk)

249 Report of 7.2 mag earthquake in Mexico City.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 03:48 PM (BZAd3)

250 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2015 03:46 PM (/zgfK)

Right. Well, and of course, Islamic terrorism, Hispanic illegal immigration, and black gang violence all exist IN ADDITION to normal crimes, like shoplifting and looting, and of course to legit self defense. Which exist in all racial groups.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:48 PM (AkOaV)

251 I wonder if they'll have a laugh track type "cheer track" playing in the back ground. Or if it will just be completely silent the entire time.

Change it from weird to erie.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 03:48 PM (X1M+Q)

252 meanwhile her husband [Bill Clinton] is hitting girls young enough to be his daughter?
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Bill is 68 years old.

If the rumors about the "Lolita express" are true, he's been hitting girls young enough to be his grand-daughter.

Posted by: looking closely at April 28, 2015 03:48 PM (ji45d)

253 Report of 7.2 mag earthquake in Mexico City.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb
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Thank heavens!
Another distraction.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 28, 2015 03:48 PM (F2IAQ)

254 I wonder how many of those foundation employees will be on paid leave while volunteering for Hillary!s campaign?
by the way, I believe it was msnbc's morning Joe who was taking Peter Schweiter rather seriously this morning. Mika Brzxnskxi had a "oh yeah? sez you" sort of grin on her face, kind of like the grin you get from a guy who's losing his shirt in a poker game.

Posted by: mallfly at April 28, 2015 03:49 PM (qSIlh)

255 Notice they never try rioting in the suburbs. My guess is that would end badly for them, even in NY.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:49 PM (GGCsk)

256 And Finland drops depth charges on an unknown submerged submarine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 03:49 PM (nXqvU)

257 USGS now saying 5.5 mag. Sorry, I'll shut up now.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 03:49 PM (BZAd3)

258 The Clinton Foundation is a criminal organization masquerading as a charitable one. Except for a very slim few, most charities are criminal organizations.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at April 28, 2015 03:43 PM (TV9BR)

That's for us to know and no one else to find out.

Posted by: Clair Underwood's Clean Water Initiative at April 28, 2015 03:49 PM (yRwC8)

259 I hope Barry is happy with how he's broken the world.

Posted by: Iblis at April 28, 2015 03:50 PM (9221z)

260 Well, you did a heckuva job Chelsea...but we're just gonna go in a different direction.

Posted by: GE Exec after ink on contract greased by SoS Clinton is dry at April 28, 2015 03:50 PM (JoIcn)

261 Report of 7.2 mag earthquake in Mexico City.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb
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A consequence of fracking, AGW, and George Bush.

Posted by: Demented Progs everywhere at April 28, 2015 03:50 PM (F2IAQ)

262 "Report of 7.2 mag earthquake in Mexico City."

Seriously? All we need now is SMOD and I would expect to see either the 12th Imam or Jesus.

Posted by: Paul Sombody at April 28, 2015 03:50 PM (jairg)

263 Anna Puma I agree. Open season on commercial shipping. Straights of Hormuz is an Iranian toll booth

Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 28, 2015 03:50 PM (zOTsN)

264 >>The Clinton Foundation is a criminal organization<<

Stop it. You're giving us a bad name.

Posted by: The Mafia at April 28, 2015 03:50 PM (GGCsk)

265 Report of 7.2 mag earthquake in Mexico City.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 03:48 PM (BZAd3)

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Damn fracking!

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 03:50 PM (/HX7u)

266 Even if Hillary Clinton was as honest as the day is long, her resume is still full of fail and she has the personality of a rock and the people skills of Ted Kaszinski.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 28, 2015 03:50 PM (dBm7S)

267 Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:49 PM (GGCsk)

Well, I think the idea of the "STOP BURNING DOWN YOUR OWN NEIGHBORHOODS!!!! cough cough" from the media and "black allies" out there is to get the rioters to move to the 'burbs.

Which would work for me.

Fuck it. I'm a white guy who lives in a city, I'm in the riot zone if a riot breaks out in my city like it did in Baltimore. Let the white liberals in the burbs get a taste of it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:51 PM (AkOaV)

268 And we haven't even gotten to flaming skull territory yet.

We're going to need a bigger bowl of popcorn.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:51 PM (GGCsk)

269 I hope Barry is happy with how he's broken the world.
Posted by: Iblis
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The poster:

http://tinyurl.com/47mz5rl

Posted by: Demented Progs everywhere at April 28, 2015 03:52 PM (F2IAQ)

270 I periodically stand in front of a room of people and tell the truth for 1/2 an hour for a doughnut. Ooops.

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2015 03:52 PM (DL2i+)

271 I'll bet the national guard gets called out pretty fuckin quick and goes Kent State on the protesters within half an hour if a white liberal suburb gets hit with riots and looting. Pretty fuckin quick.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:52 PM (AkOaV)

272 >>>> By yelling that the ship is not US flagged, this Admiration is declaring a state of Open Season upon merchant ships.

Yes. Wonder how that'll affect trade?

Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 03:52 PM (3ZtZW)

273 Re: smoking guns.

If you have the quid and quo, do you really need the pro? Goes to reasonable doubt. Lots of people get convicted on circumstantial evidence what with crooked lawyers tending to avoid putting their conspiracies in writing, even if they plan to delete or shed everything later.

Its not even quid pro quo. In the uranium deal there's the initial payments, then they deliver (Bill's nice words about the regime, Hillary's State department agreement to the sale of U1 to the Russians), and then they get paid again $100 million by all and sundry related to the deal.

Is that a quid pro quo pro quid or a quo pro quid pro quo?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 28, 2015 03:52 PM (kfcYC)

274 Anna I thought you were kidding about the sub

Russia, China, Iran

its a land rush. take what you want. loot the globe

Balitmore cops being told to do nothing, standing there watching the looting, retreating.

Its the perfect metaphor for this administration

Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 28, 2015 03:52 PM (zOTsN)

275 7.5 revised downward to 5.5 makes it a precursor to the big one of 8 or 9.

Posted by: Paul Sombody at April 28, 2015 03:53 PM (jairg)

276 I landed on Fox and a female anchor was interviewing a Fox reporter who was on the streets and whose car had just been attacked with rocks, and the reporter said "where are the cops?! This is out of control! We've been here for an hour and haven't seen any law enforcement!"
And the anchorette said
"NO! NO! THE COPS ARE DOING THEIR JOB! They're taking ROCKS to the FACE!!!! Where's THE NATIONAL GUARD? WHERES THE GOVERNOR!!!"
So I had to turn it off.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:47 PM (AkOaV)

Ugh.

If I had any initiative today not sucked away by work, I would create a parody tee of that odious "boys are dumb, throw rocks at them" shirt that made the rounds a while back. Only replace it with a cop in riot gear and have it say "cops are dumb, throw rocks at them."

Sadly I don't think any SJWs would realize it is a parody...

Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 03:53 PM (yRwC8)

277 And ThunderB, this time when the Iranians start to aggressively use their patrol boats and missiles; there is no Reagan to send the gray ships into Harm's way. Which means the insurance carriers will go truly squirrely and soon back to $4/gal gasoline.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 03:53 PM (nXqvU)

278
Report of 7.2 mag earthquake in Mexico City.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb
...........................
Madre dios! I hope my bank, she ees OK. Just put in the mail more $100 beels.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at April 28, 2015 03:53 PM (wAQA5)

279 >>Let the white liberals in the burbs get a taste of it.<<

I'm OK with that as are my neighbors. Just don't expect to see a guy tossing a Molotov Cocktail complete the throw. In fact, he will probably self immolate as it's shot out of his hand with my m110.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:54 PM (GGCsk)

280 Even if Hillary Clinton was as honest as the day is long, her resume is still full of fail and she has the personality of a rock and the people skills of Ted Kaszinski.
Posted by: Cruzinator
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Her resume reads like like a rap sheet..., and leave my friend Ted out of this.

Posted by: Al Gore at April 28, 2015 03:54 PM (F2IAQ)

281 Even if Hillary Clinton was as honest as the day is long, her resume is still full of fail and she has the personality of a rock and the people skills of Ted Kaszinski.
Posted by: Cruzinator
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Her resume reads like like a rap sheet..., and leave my friend Ted out of this.

Posted by: Al Gore at April 28, 2015 03:54 PM (F2IAQ)

282 USGS now saying 5.5 mag. Sorry, I'll shut up now.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 03:49 PM (BZAd3)

Shit, that's still bad. MC has a problem with soil liquefaction. If this the case there are going to huge numbers of people died or injured. I still have a lot of friends in MC. about 30 mil people live in MC

Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 03:54 PM (sWgE+)

283 re:
"Her current hobby horse is "Glass Ceilings" - equal pay for women, which as we know, is something that Dems are pushing to be fixed legislatively."
translation: have the government set wages to make things fair. Also called "comparative worth". Another tip of the hat to Mussolini as we move from Duce to Douche.

Posted by: mallfly at April 28, 2015 03:54 PM (qSIlh)

284 172 Orioles will play next game in empty stadium.
No fans allowed in.
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The Mets used to call that a "home game"

Posted by: Roy at April 28, 2015 03:54 PM (VndSC)

285 B-more riots reminds me of living in DC when the OJ Trial came in with a verdict. Loaded rifle ready to go all Rambo. Good Times.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 28, 2015 03:54 PM (oDCMR)

286 Here's the smoking gun video of the Clinton Foundation at work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLnCcTUIybg

Posted by: Matt at April 28, 2015 03:54 PM (YQ4mh)

287 and soon back to $4/gal gasoline.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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My plan is working.

Posted by: Barky at April 28, 2015 03:55 PM (F2IAQ)

288 while they play to an empty stadium will there be headlines saying "Baltimore Strong"?

this is all shameful on every level

shameful

Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 28, 2015 03:55 PM (zOTsN)

289
7.5 revised downward to 5.5 makes it a precursor to the big one of 8 or 9.

thats not the way it works with the big ones.they go off with no real warning,then the smaller aftershocks

Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 03:55 PM (lKyWE)

290 re 280: her resume apparently includes being senior class pres in college, which makes her the most qualified person in her bed to be president.

Posted by: mallfly at April 28, 2015 03:56 PM (qSIlh)

291 ILM was consigned to add in CG fans into the stands during the Orioles/White Sox game tonight.

Posted by: Roy at April 28, 2015 03:56 PM (VndSC)

292 >>and soon back to $4/gal gasoline.
<<

There are a whole bunch of people in the US who will pick up the slack. They are looking to get export licenses there is so much supply.

Maybe a short term spike, but once supply catches up it won't be an issue.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:56 PM (GGCsk)

293 >>> Report of 7.2 mag earthquake in Mexico City.

Think of the Chilren!

Everyone, go down the block and give those kids a hug! They've gotta be worried sick about their folks!

Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 03:57 PM (3ZtZW)

294 7.5 revised downward to 5.5 makes it a precursor to the big one of 8 or 9.

thats not the way it works with the big ones.they go off with no real warning,then the smaller aftershocks
Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 03:55 PM (lKyWE)

Ok, maybe I'm thinking of volcanos. Is there a volcano near Mexico City?

Posted by: Paul Sombody at April 28, 2015 03:57 PM (jairg)

295 Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2015 03:54 PM (GGCsk)

Oh, I'm thinking of the "only a wingnut would own a gun -- if something happens CALL THE POLICE!!!" types who live in the rich inner suburbs and often times have gates at their end of their driveways and $50 a month security systems.

Think the hedgefund guys who live in westchester cty.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 03:57 PM (AkOaV)

296 Between bus schedules and armed white people, it is too damn difficult to burn that part of town. We need a hud program where we get to live in white areas to save the bus pass money.

Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 03:57 PM (wkuqO)

297 shep needs his fainting couch

and a tampon

Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 28, 2015 03:58 PM (zOTsN)

298 Posted by: Paul Sombody at April 28, 2015 03:57 PM (jairg)

All 4 sides. Mexico City sits in a crater

Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 03:58 PM (sWgE+)

299 Mexico City will have problems for a simple reason. The whole city is a fill pit. The Aztecs filled in a whole lake to build their capital because they saw an eagle there. And the Spanish built upon the Aztec city to create Mexico City.

Then there was an earthquake over a decade a go I think that occurred on the Mexican Pacific coast, but the propagation waves were of such a length they traveled and damaged buildings in Mexico City. Harmonics ya dig can kill.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 03:58 PM (nXqvU)

300 The more dirt that comes out on the Clinton's (and I mean new dirt, not he mounds of old scandals we know about) the more I am conviced she will get the Dem nominations. Dems like their politicians corrupt and to the MSM lapdogs it just makes her more badass.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 28, 2015 03:58 PM (1BQGO)

301
Ok, maybe I'm thinking of volcanos. Is there a volcano near Mexico City?

yes,a very active one

Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 03:58 PM (lKyWE)

302 Yes. Wonder how that'll affect trade?
Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 03:52 PM (3ZtZW)

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If Choomboy doesn't do anything, he more or less is giving Iran control of the Straits of Hormuz. I don't want to contemplate what that will do to the price of oil.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 03:59 PM (/HX7u)

303 Cheer up, would you like a cigar?
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at April 28, 2015 03:14 PM (ji45d)

Uh, no. Incidentally, I didn't know Starkist made cigars.

Posted by: jwpaine at April 28, 2015 03:59 PM (0bXhD)

304 I'm sure the bueno construction quality in Mexico City will keep everyone safe. Why, I have brought the same skills here to America for you to enjoy!

Posted by: Manuel Labor at April 28, 2015 03:59 PM (wAQA5)

305 This may be the dumbest article I have read today connected to Baltimore, and the media is outdoing themselves in dumb.

"In Defense of Looting"

http://thenewinquiry.com/essays/in-defense-of-looting/

Of course it is a prized link on that ridiculous baltimore uprising webpage. Explain to me how black youth destroying the property of black neighbors, crippling the clack community, is sticking it to whitey? I'm confused.

Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 03:59 PM (yRwC8)

306 Popocatépetl,?

Posted by: Malcolm Lowery at April 28, 2015 03:59 PM (F2IAQ)

307 The spike in the cost and hazard of running a VLCC near Iran will have an impact upon the economies of Japan, South Korea, and the PRC who are major consumers of Middle Eastern crude. And since two of those countries are allies and all three export manufactured goods to the US; the US will still pay.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 04:00 PM (nXqvU)

308 @ 234.... look closely.

I called relatives who are in Baltimore.
Shotguns loaded....check
45's loaded.....Check
Plenty of ammo.........check.
M-1 Carbine has 30 round mags taped together with electrical tape....check

I said...Hey aren't those 30 round mags illegal in MD?

The reply I got was "I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6".

BTW as a garand owner, they are not something that generally get any backtalk.

Your cousin should have said "get off my lawn".

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 28, 2015 04:00 PM (cCxiu)

309

Explain to me how black youth destroying the property of black neighbors, crippling the clack community, is sticking it to whitey? I'm confused.

who do you think will pick up the redevelopment cost?

Posted by: kj at April 28, 2015 04:00 PM (lKyWE)

310 Mexico city has strict building codes. Just not all of them are followed. remember when the pool was filled on top of new high rise???? The weight of the water was not computed in.

Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 04:01 PM (wkuqO)

311 Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 03:59 PM (yRwC

Ha! In defense of looting.

I love it.

Here's a headline we'll never see:

"In defense of first degree homicide"
subhead "...sometimes the bitch just has in comin to her"

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:01 PM (AkOaV)

312
Cheer up, would you like a cigar?
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at April 28, 2015 03:14 PM (ji45d)
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On that note. People are sending cigars to Hillary:

http://tinyurl.com/k4vj5xv

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:02 PM (F2IAQ)

313 Ha! Check this one out.

Black Crime = gang violence
Arab crime = terrorism
hispanic crime = illegal immigration
white crime = self defense.

Just because it's ironic doesn't mean it's not true.

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2015 04:02 PM (DL2i+)

314 Maybe Hillary will appoint her to some plum position, as Caligula did with his horse.
Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 03:15 PM (Kmumi)

That's where Obama got the idea for SoS Kerry.

Posted by: jwpaine at April 28, 2015 04:02 PM (0bXhD)

315 All Graduates at Hilly and Wiley Non profit

have advanced studies of 501C3 at Oberlin College

Posted by: Hey MAc Cut the Cheese at April 28, 2015 04:02 PM (/WmRg)

316 New Hillary Poster:

HILLARY!
There's NO PROOF She's Crooked!

Posted by: HAL at April 28, 2015 04:02 PM (OmBeX)

317
Think of the Chilren!

Everyone, go down the block and give those kids a hug! They've gotta be worried sick about their folks!
Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue
..........................................
And don't forget to stock up on Chiclets!

Posted by: Manuel Labor at April 28, 2015 04:03 PM (wAQA5)

318 "19
and voices who cry treason are "in the wilderness"

Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 02:57 PM (Kmumi)"

Probably because the US Constitution defines treason in Article III Section 3 as:

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying
War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and
Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the
Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in
open Court.

While I have no doubt that the Clintons are guilty of all manner of felonies and many of them involve their "charitable foundation", I seriously doubt that any of their wrongdoing involves levying war against the United States.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 28, 2015 04:03 PM (KDbAT)

319 I think the reason most firms paid Bill Clinton for speeches is because they all know that the Clintons are nasty and trollish and never forget a slight. If someone said, "Why should I pay $500,000 to hear Bill Clinton talk?" that person's name got written down on a list with the title "Target for Revenge When We're Back in Power" on it. People knew what would happen if their name ended up on that list.

The Clintons are nasty, squamous things that are filled with nothing but contempt and hatred.

Posted by: Null at April 28, 2015 04:03 PM (xjpRj)

320 Clown crime = Carnival Sin

Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 04:03 PM (3ZtZW)

321 Carnival Sin

Ahh, Rio in February.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 04:05 PM (sWgE+)

322 giving aid and comfort to the enemy

hmmm

hmmm

like selling controlling interest in the US uranium market to Russia, knowing they will sell it to a nation on the terrorist sponsor list

hmmm

sort of treasonish

Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 28, 2015 04:05 PM (zOTsN)

323 Can't we get some fresh hell? I mean, Clintons are crooked, urban yutes are thugs and the Iranians are thugs is old hell.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 04:05 PM (XUKZU)

324 Leave this here and scoot. Palate cleanser of a classical sort.

http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/christian-tagliavini/

Where did he find subjects with such long necks?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2015 04:05 PM (nXqvU)

325
Mexico city has strict building codes. Just not all of them are followed. remember when the pool was filled on top of new high rise???? The weight of the water was not computed in.
...........................
Oopty.

Posted by: Mexican Structural Engineering Society at April 28, 2015 04:05 PM (wAQA5)

326

So. This was the quid pro quo.

Hillary! steps aside in 2008 to allow Teh Jef to run, and in 2012, Bill speaks for him ...

In return, Hillary! is appointed SoS and allowed, along with Bill, to make all sorts of deals ... and heaps of money ...

And if there's any talk, or action, concerning criminal charges, Teh JEF and his lackeys, including the MSM, will run interference, and see that nothing goes nowhere.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 28, 2015 04:06 PM (FlRtG)

327 Vote Hillary!
Because Reasonable Doubt

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 04:07 PM (XUKZU)

328 "I said...Hey aren't those 30 round mags illegal in MD? "

NO!!!

No, they are not illegal to possess.
It is illegal to buy, sell or transfer any magazine with a capacity of more then ten rounds in the State of Maryland.
It is perfectly legal to travel to another State, buy a pickup truck full of standard capacity magazines, and then return to Maryland for YOUR OWN use.

I take one of the ARs to the range, and shoot with Law Enforcement present all the time.
Nothing illegal about possessing them.

Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 04:07 PM (VPLuQ)

329 Here's a headline we'll never see:
"In defense of first degree homicide"
subhead "...sometimes the bitch just has in comin to her" Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:01 PM (AkOaV)

"In defense of drunk driving"

...rules against driving while intoxicated are shackles put upon us to give the pig cops an excuse to search us and harrass us. This of course ties back to white patriarchy.

Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 04:07 PM (yRwC8)

330 In return, Hillary! is appointed SoS and allowed, along with Bill, to make all sorts of deals ... and heaps of money ...

On this part I have a different take ARB. As a senator hillary could hurt obama. And lord knows she is vindictive. He kept his friends close and his enemies closer.

Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 04:08 PM (wkuqO)

331 >>> Posted by: Arbalest at April 28, 2015 04:06 PM (FlRtG)

Too elaborate. I mean, its not like the GOP would ever do anything to her so something else must've been important for it to have worked that way.

Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 04:09 PM (3ZtZW)

332 Just because it's ironic doesn't mean it's not true.
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2015 04:02 PM (DL2i+)

Uh, it's not true at all.

Illegal immigration and Islamic terrorism and gang violence have nothing to with race. Those are all categories of crimes. Plenty of African Muslim terrorists, plenty of hispanic and white gang violence, plenty of asian and other illegal immigrants.

White people are routinely convicted of all kinds of crimes.

And self defense is not a crime and is employed as a defense by people of all races.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:09 PM (AkOaV)

333 "Uh, no. Incidentally, I didn't know Starkist made cigars.

Posted by: jwpaine at April 28, 2015 03:59 PM (0bXhD)"

OK. That one made me laugh.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 28, 2015 04:09 PM (KDbAT)

334 Not everybody that lives there is an a-hole, I'm sure of it.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 28, 2015 03:20 PM (/Ho8c)

True. There are a few absolute pricks, and not a small assortment of pussies.

Posted by: jwpaine at April 28, 2015 04:09 PM (0bXhD)

335 While I have no doubt that the Clintons are guilty of all manner of felonies and many of them involve their "charitable foundation", I seriously doubt that any of their wrongdoing involves levying war against the United States.

Selling uranium stores to Russia could be considered "giving aid".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:09 PM (X1M+Q)

336 Crowds building slowly at some major Baltimore intersections.

And this time, the dirt bikes are showing up.
Not in large numbers, yet.

Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 04:10 PM (VPLuQ)

337
Headline in a Krautish tabloid:

"Pacquiao became boxer because Papa ate his dog".

Cue Sasha/Malia jokes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2015 04:11 PM (JtwS4)

338 Not everybody that lives there is an a-hole, I'm sure of it.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 28, 2015 03:20 PM (/Ho8c)

True. There are a few absolute pricks, and not a small assortment of pussies.Posted by: jwpaine................................I'm confused.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 28, 2015 04:11 PM (wAQA5)

339 Crowds building slowly at some major Baltimore intersections. And this time, the dirt bikes are showing up. Not in large numbers, yet.
Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 04:10 PM (VPLuQ)

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Ah, man. Dirt bikes. There's going to be some fucked up lawns before this is over.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 04:12 PM (/HX7u)

340 Selling uranium stores to Russia could be considered "giving aid".
Posted by: rickb223
---------------------------------
Tired and busted, "The Russians are an enemy" - Mitt Romney

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:13 PM (F2IAQ)

341
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:09 PM (AkOaV)

Dude, any sort of racial unrest makes it totes cool for the Horde to engage in casual racism.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2015 04:13 PM (JtwS4)

342 >>>> Ah, man. Dirt bikes. There's going to be some fucked up lawns before this is over.

Bwahahaha

You've never been to Balto have you?

Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 04:13 PM (3ZtZW)

343
no one is talking. The tension was terrible. Shoppers of all colors, looking at that, and eyeing each other, nervously

welcome to the new normal

-
How many race riots did we have in the evil, racist W years?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 04:13 PM (XUKZU)

344 ...so when do the yutes start rioting again?

nightfall or earlier?

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:14 PM (AkOaV)

345 Ah, man. Dirt bikes. There's going to be some fucked up lawns before this is over.

Time to bury 2x4's with nails even spaced.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:14 PM (X1M+Q)

346 Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 04:13 PM (XUKZU)

Hmmm... Zero.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:14 PM (AkOaV)

347 Ah, man. Dirt bikes. There's going to be some fucked up lawns before this is over.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 04:12 PM (/HX7u)

String a couple lines of 25lb fishing line between two lamp post about 100 ft in front of the police and watch the fun.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 04:14 PM (sWgE+)

348
Ah, man. Dirt bikes. There's going to be some fucked up lawns before this is over.
Posted by: Soona
.......................
Si que bueno! Call me: 1-800-555-TACO

Posted by: Manuel Labor at April 28, 2015 04:15 PM (wAQA5)

349 Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2015 04:13 PM (JtwS4)

who is engaging in casual racism other than the rioting yutes?

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:15 PM (AkOaV)

350
For those viewers just now joining us...

some back story on Baltimore, and Dirt Bikes.

http://tinyurl.com/kan6ene

Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 04:15 PM (VPLuQ)

351 Dude, any sort of racial unrest makes it totes cool for the Horde to engage in casual racism.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
------------------

You are right, and the tendency is disturbing. But, how to identify a dangerously dysfunctional subculture?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:15 PM (F2IAQ)

352 Ah, man. Dirt bikes. There's going to be some fucked up lawns before this is over.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 04:12 PM

No...

Posted by: Guy with an M1 standing athwart his lawn at April 28, 2015 04:15 PM (h4vJk)

353 Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 04:14 PM (sWgE+)

Eh, not very funny.

True story: I know a kid who was killed by a neighbor doing that to discourage kids from riding dirt bikes through their woods to get to a trail.

Got him right in the neck, his head was 90% severed. His 11 year old brother found the body.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:16 PM (AkOaV)

354
who is engaging in casual racism other than the rioting yutes?

The guy you were rebutting re: races and categories of crime.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2015 04:16 PM (JtwS4)

355 Group gathering at Pennsylvania and North Street.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:16 PM (X1M+Q)

356 You've never been to Balto have you?
Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 04:13 PM (3ZtZW)

--------------------------------------

No. I haven't. But I've been to the Newark airport.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 04:16 PM (/HX7u)

357 What I find amazing in Washington, is the willful deafness they all seem to have...

People TELL them exactly what they are going to do, and why... but they don't believe them.

Iran, Death to America... Death to Israel.

Obama: I am going to fundamentally change America...

Clinton's TOLD them ahead of time they were going to take foreign money, as Sec State.

New AG, not going to enforce laws she does not like...

Yet.... for some reason... they don't take them at their WORD...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 04:16 PM (qh617)

358 I think I've got it. This is all ginned up publicity for the new Road Warrior movie.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 04:16 PM (XUKZU)

359 so when do the yutes start rioting again?

nightfall or earlier?

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:14 PM (AkOaV)

Well the do have a curfew

Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 04:16 PM (sWgE+)

360 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Clinic think that Presdent Obama should stop these riots in Boston encouraged by Bush policies. Bush lied to these persons of color and what do you expect them to do. Presdent obama should give these people money to help them with this problem.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro,VT at April 28, 2015 04:17 PM (Sd++4)

361 Baltimore city is like 95% row houses. At least it seems that way. There are no lawns. Because the houses are flush side by side there are quite a few back alleys leading to postage stamp walled in back yards that might sit a single chaise lounge but it prolly gets no sun and kids throw beer bottles over the walls anyway.

Posted by: Bigby's Punchbuggy Blue at April 28, 2015 04:17 PM (3ZtZW)

362 7.5 revised downward to 5.5 makes it a precursor to the big one of 8 or 9.

Posted by: Paul Sombody

No, it doesn't.

"Foreshocks" are rare.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2015 04:17 PM (KhFZp)

363 String a couple lines of 25lb fishing line between two lamp post about 100 ft in front of the police and watch the fun.

120 lb kevlar braid fishing line. Same diameter. Stronger.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:18 PM (X1M+Q)

364 Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2015 04:16 PM (JtwS4)

Oh. I'm confused, but I'm also multi tasking and working while chugging coffee.

Thought the racism dig was aimed at me for c&p'ing the tweet.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:18 PM (AkOaV)

365 A drum circle! How could any riot survive without one.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 04:18 PM (/HX7u)

366
Dirt bikes will be not be of much use after they've been stripped of wheels, gas tanks, mirrors, etc.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2015 04:18 PM (wAQA5)

367 Here's a headline we'll never see:

"In defense of first degree homicide"

I give it about three years before we see it.

We're already seeing "academics" writing in favor of killing children after birth and old people just because. Pretty soon those won't be considered "real" murder anymore.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 28, 2015 04:19 PM (/kI1Q)

368 Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 04:16 PM (sWgE+)

Guarantee you it wont be enforced against the rioters. They will either cut the riots short early or let them rage all night.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:19 PM (AkOaV)

369 Re, the dirt bikes:

"It is part of the popular culture — not the hoodlum culture, but popular culture," Stokes said. The city should try to accommodate dirt bike riding like it has skateboarding and mountain biking, he said..."

Pretty much the same thing they say about graffiti.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:19 PM (F2IAQ)

370 Pretty soon those won't be considered "real" murder anymore.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 28, 2015 04:19 PM (/kI1Q)

See late term abortion.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 04:20 PM (sWgE+)

371 But, but, but ... HALIBURTON!

/Typical Progtard

Posted by: butch at April 28, 2015 04:20 PM (HLx1C)

372 Boy, Obama is hitting that "police acted stupidly" hard.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 04:20 PM (XUKZU)

373 Local news just showed a drum circle.

Now it's all good.

Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 04:20 PM (VPLuQ)

374 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Clinic were so proud of the women mayor of color in baltimore for handling this situation the same way Presdent Obama would have if he were in charge.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro,VT at April 28, 2015 04:20 PM (Sd++4)

375 True story: I know a kid who was killed by a neighbor doing that to
discourage kids from riding dirt bikes through their woods to get to a
trail.

Did the other kids stop trespassing?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 28, 2015 04:20 PM (/kI1Q)

376 guy on cbs baltimore bitching that the city and state havent cleaned up after the riots yet.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:21 PM (AkOaV)

377 The city should try to accommodate dirt bike riding like it has skateboarding and mountain biking, he said..."

Pretty much the same thing they say about graffiti.

And shoplifting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 28, 2015 04:21 PM (W5DcG)

378 >>Boy, Obama is hitting that "police acted stupidly" hard.

Say people just want to watch the world burn.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 04:21 PM (g1DWB)

379 Go to youtube, and search videos for Baltimore Dirt Bikes.

Gives a better feel for what we are talking about.

Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 04:21 PM (VPLuQ)

380 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 28, 2015 04:20 PM (/kI1Q)

Heh, yes.

And, surprisingly, the old guy wasn't charged.

But from what I heard, he was beyond devastated and regretful about what he did.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:21 PM (AkOaV)

381 I'm beginning to think the Clintons aren't very trustworthy.

On a more serious note, Hillary! might well be THE worst presidential aspirant in American history, and yet she remains the top Democrat/Progressive/New Party candidate in spite of her ties to Big Business corruption.

Worse, her polling hasn't reached negative territory among the public - as in less than zero votes in her favor. Really quite astounding.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 28, 2015 04:21 PM (1CroS)

382 Yet.... for some reason... they don't take them at their WORD...
Posted by: BB Wolf
-----------------

Barack will not allow you to go back to life as usual.

Posted by: The Moocher at April 28, 2015 04:22 PM (F2IAQ)

383 Geez, that vid of the kid whose momma whooped his ass is everywhere.

Street cred - evaporated.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:22 PM (X1M+Q)

384 Yet.... for some reason... they don't take them at their WORD...
Posted by: BB Wolf
--------------------

We will reward our friends, and punish our enemies.

Posted by: ValJar at April 28, 2015 04:22 PM (F2IAQ)

385 Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 04:21 PM (VPLuQ)

yeah, they have 'em in every major city.

Funny how some people can ride non-street legal uninsured unregistered vehicles in unsafe manners without a problem.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:23 PM (AkOaV)

386 Walker/Rubio.
Put Rand as SecState, Bolton at UN for the heck of it.
???
Profit!

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2015 04:23 PM (PPLuv)

387 Beach Body Noodery.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2015 04:23 PM (0NdlF)

388 Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:22 PM (X1M+Q)

Ha I know.

He's probably so pissed at his mom right now.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 04:23 PM (AkOaV)

389 We need to stop referring to damning evidence in a Clinton scandal as "the smoking gun" and start calling it "the blue dress."

Posted by: Matt at April 28, 2015 04:24 PM (YQ4mh)

390 Oh, now, come on!? Our President would not be a party to anything anti-American. Search your soul and see if you really believe that he, or any of his appointees, or minions from hell, or any kind of liberal Socialist democracy person would be a party to this kind of thing!? No! This is just hate speech. We're gonna remember who you are and what you said.

Now, as for that liquor store on the corner down there ....

Posted by: goon at April 28, 2015 04:24 PM (A53Jp)

391 Think of what it's going to be like next spring.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2015 04:24 PM (/HX7u)

392 "Funny how some people can ride non-street legal uninsured unregistered vehicles in unsafe manners without a problem."

Still waiting for CPS to detain the children, and fine the parents.
Just like the Free Range Kids situation in the County.

Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 04:24 PM (VPLuQ)

393 guy on cbs baltimore bitching that the city and state havent cleaned up after the riots yet.
Posted by: mynewhandle
-----------------

It will take a day or two for Obama to provide the emergency grants/aid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2015 04:24 PM (F2IAQ)

394 I don't think these thugs that want to "purge" know what it really means.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:25 PM (X1M+Q)

395 Foreign governments and multi-national corporations all agree: Hillary Clinton is the best Presidential candidate that money can buy.

Posted by: Socratease at April 28, 2015 04:25 PM (82qVG)

396 Street cred - evaporated.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 04:22 PM (X1M+Q)
*******
His only option now is to turn Teh Ghey and start commenting on fashion

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 28, 2015 04:25 PM (fLKzW)

397
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro,VT
............................
Put on a short skirt and head over to Baltimore, Mary. It's been awhile, no?

Posted by: Horny Looters at April 28, 2015 04:26 PM (wAQA5)

398 NOOD thread blew out the borders of the blog

Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 04:26 PM (VPLuQ)

399 NOOD thread blew out the borders of the blog

Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 04:26 PM (VPLuQ)

400 Wow...my first double post

Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 28, 2015 04:26 PM (VPLuQ)

401
Wow...my first double post

Welcome, stranger!

Posted by: The Barrel at April 28, 2015 04:31 PM (JtwS4)

402 Has ISIS taken Baltimore? The damn Christ'ers are going to have to pay in blood for any Islamic patriots slain in these encounters, mark my words. ... oh, yeah, I forgot, the followers of Christ are all numb and asleep in front of their 49" TV's, after having worked all day. They'll be easy pickin's. Send Kate Upton in to quell the rioters, that should work.

Posted by: goon at April 28, 2015 04:32 PM (A53Jp)

403 When our representatives wrote the laws, they really should've written them so that Democrats have to follow them and not just Republicans.

Posted by: Old Hob at April 28, 2015 04:37 PM (/6hbU)

404 403 When our representatives wrote the laws, they really should've written them so that Democrats have to follow them and not just Republicans.
Posted by: Old Hob at April 28, 2015 04:37 PM (/6hbU)

They could be the senate would need 2/3rds vote to override president's veto and we would need a republican house.

Posted by: just saying at April 28, 2015 04:38 PM (wkuqO)

405 "How many race riots did we have in the evil, racist W years?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 04:13 PM (XUKZU)"

Dozens? Hundreds? It is hard to keep count of the many times that oppressed people of color rose up in their misery and tried to throw off their chains before they were shot down by their white oppressors.

Posted by: Revisionist Progressive Academics who will soon be quoted by MSM at April 28, 2015 05:19 PM (KDbAT)

406 Damn, Bill must be one hell of cunning linguist....

Posted by: RGallegos at April 28, 2015 05:24 PM (3TSYm)

407 62 just saw some story that said that CHELSEA Clinton has a net worth of $15 million.

Is any of that attributable to her hubby, since he's in finance?............Ahem.

Posted by: The Clinton Foundation

If you get that rich while being that ugly, you must have done it honestly.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 28, 2015 05:32 PM (TIgJq)

408 Hey Baltimore!

What the hell are you doing taking our prime TV time away from us?

Posted by: ISIS Leader at April 28, 2015 08:07 PM (uNXF5)

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