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Open Thread
Winslow Homer, "Among the Oaks" (1886)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 10:23 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Winslow Homer Simpson at April 28, 2015 10:24 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Carol at April 28, 2015 10:24 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 28, 2015 10:24 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 28, 2015 10:25 AM (AX3vC)
Posted by: Garrett at April 28, 2015 10:25 AM (gKinJ)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at April 28, 2015 10:25 AM (SCcgT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 10:25 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Sneezy Dwarf at April 28, 2015 10:26 AM (oNzCd)
Posted by: The Maples at April 28, 2015 10:26 AM (gKinJ)
Posted by: Draki at April 28, 2015 10:26 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 10:26 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 10:26 AM (1CEix)
Fine Arts:
Leroy Anderson - The Typewriter with Symphony Orchestra (Live)
https://youtu.be/wZCh4EY_kug?t=1m
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 28, 2015 10:27 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 10:25 AM (ZbCKc)
Then you can't see that it's Rapey Tuesday.
Posted by: steveegg at April 28, 2015 10:27 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: freaked at April 28, 2015 10:27 AM (VMPS/)
Posted by: matt drudge at April 28, 2015 10:27 AM (IcJmI)
Posted by: Garrett at April 28, 2015 10:27 AM (gKinJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 10:27 AM (1CEix)
Red Oaks should be re-named Native American Oaks.
And Black oaks should be re-named African-American Oaks.
Got a problem, wingnutz?
Posted by: The PC Police at April 28, 2015 10:27 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: The Maples at April 28, 2015 10:26 AM (gKinJ)
I'll make them equal.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: The Maples at April 28, 2015 10:26 AM (gKinJ)
Why can't you be happy in our shade?
Posted by: The Oaks at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Feral Yoots of B'more at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (VPLuQ)
Iran holds U.S. ship, 34 sailors
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2015/04/28/Iran-holds-U-S-ship-34-sailors-.html
Posted by: spypeach at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (KTiWT)
Posted by: Garrett at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (gKinJ)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (W5DcG)
By hatchet, axe or saw?
Posted by: Teh SCOAMT at April 28, 2015 10:29 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Beavis at April 28, 2015 10:29 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (ZbCKc)
He's right next to Wal...BAM!
Posted by: steveegg at April 28, 2015 10:30 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2015 10:30 AM (TOk1P)
pic.twitter.com/X0eHurMOvg
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 28, 2015 10:30 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Muhuhaha at April 28, 2015 10:30 AM (ZWRoJ)
Insty has a fairly long post (for him)-
that concludes the Supreme Court is about to bless gay marriage because "marriage is between two people" (not one man, one woman)
and given that reasoning the door will be thrown open for any other "two people marriages" (cousins, child/adult, etc)
And extrapolating from that he suggests polygamy will be next because -why is marriage just between two people?
So, the strongest, oldest institution with the longest, most successful record for protecting mothers and children is about to be flushed down the toilet-
by nine unelected men and women.
Yay?
(Is the 10th Amendment even in use any longer?)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2015 10:30 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 10:31 AM (1CEix)
Anyone else see this story just come across twitter?
Iran holds U.S. ship, 34 sailors
--
Made oil jump
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 28, 2015 10:31 AM (AX3vC)
Posted by: Draki at April 28, 2015 10:31 AM (0eidE)
Of course the fact that Ace's good friend Neil deGrasse Tyson is even on the list kind of adds a note of skepticism to the validity of the list.
But the dude - Woods - is a smart guy.
*from a link at National Review
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 10:31 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 10:32 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 28, 2015 10:33 AM (jsWA8)
Mr. Whipple is a symbol of white privilege, with all his rules about squeezing the Charmin and shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 10:33 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Draki at April 28, 2015 10:33 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2015 10:33 AM (0cMkb)
It grows on you.
You're a couple of fun guys.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 10:32 AM (7ObY1)
Cut from the same mold.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2015 10:33 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Lea at April 28, 2015 10:34 AM (lIU4e)
Which fact betrays the true purpose of the exercise, if you really think about it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at April 28, 2015 10:34 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 28, 2015 10:34 AM (4bCZC)
Posted by: Lea at April 28, 2015 10:34 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 10:35 AM (vk+Kb)
(#*#$%$ Maples - can't they just be happy in their shade???
\queue Geddy Lee
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at April 28, 2015 10:35 AM (zL/eJ)
Posted by: Draki at April 28, 2015 10:35 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: Draki at April 28, 2015 10:35 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: The PC Police at April 28, 2015 10:35 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: The Grassy Knoll at April 28, 2015 10:36 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2015 10:30 AM (0cMkb)
*************
"Are you serious? Are you serious?"
July 30, 2009
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 28, 2015 10:36 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: joncelli at April 28, 2015 10:36 AM (RD7QR)
Can't wait! Tix cost a small fortune but what the hell.
Might just be the last time around for the Little Band That Could.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 10:38 AM (7ObY1)
Folded up laundry bag would have went in the trumpet case to carry the books to and from school.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 10:38 AM (1CEix)
Posted by: Larry Nobody at April 28, 2015 10:39 AM (RCAlo)
Iran holds U.S. ship, 34 sailors
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2015/04/28/Iran-holds-U-S-ship-34-sailors-.html
Posted by: spypeach at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (KTiWT)
Is al Arabiya reliable? If true, it could be a big fuckin' deal.
Posted by: joncelli at April 28, 2015 10:39 AM (RD7QR)
Can't wait! Tix cost a small fortune but what the hell.
Might just be the last time around for the Little Band That Could.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 10:38 AM (7ObY1)
They went downhill after John Rutsey left...
Posted by: MikeH at April 28, 2015 10:39 AM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 28, 2015 10:39 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 10:39 AM (vk+Kb)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 28, 2015 10:39 AM (V70Uh)
The city of Biloxi gave permission to chop down 19 of our beautiful oaks to build a minor league baseball stadium; said stadium is now being called a boondoggle with an original budgeted cost of $21 million and a price tag at last count of $36 million and rising.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2015 10:39 AM (0DeYj)
Posted by: spypeach at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (KTiWT)
I'm pretty sure they're not going to hold these hostages for more than a year, right?
RIGHT?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 28, 2015 10:40 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2015 10:40 AM (08Znv)
Once the get their knee and hip replacements, they should be good for another decade.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 10:40 AM (1CEix)
Posted by: spypeach at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (KTiWT)
I'm pretty sure they're not going to hold these hostages for more than a year, right?
RIGHT?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 28, 2015 10:40 AM (fwARV)
Time for elder Bush to get the SR-71 out of mothballs for Jeb
Posted by: MikeH at April 28, 2015 10:41 AM (ZdA3v)
http://tinyurl.com/pt8pq4p
If South Vietnam were free today.
Good hypothetical article. The reality still sucks the big one.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 10:41 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: spypeach at April 28, 2015 10:41 AM (KTiWT)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 10:42 AM (1CEix)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2015 10:42 AM (wlDny)
naturalfake
So, the strongest, oldest institution with the longest, most successful record for protecting mothers and children is about to be flushed down the toilet-
There.
There is one of the strongest arguments against this lunacy.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 28, 2015 10:42 AM (TPjwz)
record for protecting mothers and children is about to be flushed down
the toilet-
by nine unelected men and women.
All according to plan. Obama's former "nudge" czar, Cass Sunstein, was making the case for polygamy over a decade ago as a natural progression from ssm. The whole "there is no slippery slope w/same-sex marriage, wingers" was an intentional lie.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2015 10:43 AM (2TN4k)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 10:43 AM (vk+Kb)
Posted by: Treebeard at April 28, 2015 10:44 AM (h4vJk)
I realize two gay guys have little in the way of balls, but really.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 28, 2015 10:44 AM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: Roberto Duran, Botantist at April 28, 2015 10:45 AM (0cMkb)
Clay Aiken proves himself a classless loser, call his opponent a Bitch.
I concur. On both counts.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 28, 2015 10:45 AM (iVjJr)
So no more Widows & Orphans fund
run by CGI & financed by CUM?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 10:45 AM (1CEix)
Posted by: LincolnTf at April 28, 2015 10:45 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Balto Thugs at April 28, 2015 10:45 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2015 10:46 AM (FCsIb)
"Chilesaurus diegosuarezi was related to Tyrannosaurus rex, but was vegetarian, had a neck beard, an drank PBR ironically."
Posted by: bananaDream at April 28, 2015 10:46 AM (OFsYt)
I concur. On both counts.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 28, 2015 10:45 AM (iVjJr)
What's not to love about Rennees huge tits?
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 28, 2015 10:47 AM (0FSuD)
and I chuckled when that convoy of Iranian ships with the arms shipment headed to Yemen turned around. I laughed because it looked like Iran wanted Obama to give the order to board the ships and create an international incident and Obama [dithered, didn't take the bait].
So, Mr President, whatcha ya gonna do?
Posted by: Larry Nobody at April 28, 2015 10:47 AM (RCAlo)
Posted by: Balto Thugs at April 28, 2015 10:45 AM (0FSuD)
Fox was reporting this morning that social media had picked up another "purge" notice for teens to head to another mall this afternoon.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 28, 2015 10:47 AM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 10:47 AM (vk+Kb)
As long as Ged can still play the Taurus bass pedals with that knee replacement...
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 10:48 AM (7ObY1)
Seems to have been. There's thousands of residents out in the streets cleaning up after the protestors today in the affected neighborhoods, and they're making it a point to buy supplies from businesses that were attacked.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2015 10:48 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Baldy at April 28, 2015 10:48 AM (sEXjW)
that concludes the Supreme Court is about to bless gay marriage because "marriage is between two people" (not one man, one woman)
It's actually not Insty. It's Elizabeth Price Foley who wrote the post.
Not that I don't think Roberts will strip the Constitution into little toilet paper-sized pieces in order to sate the baying of 2% of the population with overweening Daddy issues.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2015 10:48 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 28, 2015 10:48 AM (0O7c5)
They're fine, Nip.
She would just do less damage if she and her tits stayed here in NC.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 28, 2015 10:48 AM (iVjJr)
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan at April 28, 2015 10:49 AM (7ObY1)
I love that Moog put them back into production 2 years ago basically for Ged.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2015 10:49 AM (B/VB5)
Strangely, scientists are finding more and more that PBR was a big hit in the Cretaceous Period.
Up to now everyone thought it was Pearl.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 28, 2015 10:50 AM (LA7Cm)
And I should worry about the Constitution?
Sheesh. What about my cocktail party invites?
Posted by: John Iscariot Roberts at April 28, 2015 10:50 AM (7ObY1)
http://tinyurl.com/kuutuob
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 10:50 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: LincolnTf at April 28, 2015 10:51 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Baldy at April 28, 2015 10:51 AM (sEXjW)
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102627185
Posted by: spypeach at April 28, 2015 10:52 AM (KTiWT)
If that case fails, why have a legislature at all? If the executive can write laws himself, whimsically, whats the point of elections?
Roberts and his little cabal think they are political referees, I suppose, or maybe they're afraid of what TFG will do to them if he loses.
They ought to be more concerned about what the country will think of them, as they referee the establishment of totalitarianism.
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2015 10:52 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 10:52 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: scottst at April 28, 2015 10:52 AM (Ltygl)
So, the strongest, oldest institution with the longest, most successful record for protecting mothers and children is about to be flushed down the toilet-
There.
There is one of the strongest arguments against this lunacy.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 28, 2015 10:42 AM (TPjwz)
Yup, the sexual revolution, abortion, and feminism were not about liberating womyn, they were about making womyn dependent on the Government rather than the matriarch of her own household. The single most dependent group of women in the US are poor Black women who saw their men neatly popped out of their households and replaced by Government benefits in ghetto housing. As a bonus, without strong male role models, this made young Black men into little more than sperm donors who find family identity in gangs. So we have Ferguson, Baltimore, Watts, Miami, et al. It's going to get worse and worse--without dignity, hope, and morals, how can a class of people better themselves. Next up, Hispanic Americans...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at April 28, 2015 10:52 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 28, 2015 10:53 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 28, 2015 10:53 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Baldy at April 28, 2015 10:51 AM (sEXjW)
That's a relief. I'm too old for Iran Hostage Crisis II: SCOAMF Boogaloo.
Posted by: joncelli at April 28, 2015 10:53 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 10:28 AM (ZbCKc)
That game has an easy mode.
Posted by: Napalm airstrike at April 28, 2015 10:53 AM (CXdLL)
There are not many ships in the world which fit that description, i.e. none.
Posted by: scottst at April 28, 2015 10:53 AM (Ltygl)
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at April 28, 2015 10:54 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 28, 2015 10:54 AM (kff5f)
Or would the government keep the info from us for our own good?
Lying liars, is what they are.
Posted by: MTF at April 28, 2015 10:54 AM (FCsIb)
U.S. Official tells @ABC the cargo ship seized by Iranian vessel belongs to Maersk line. Not sure if there are American mariners aboard.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 28, 2015 10:56 AM (ZPrif)
CNBC quoting US Navy RE: Iran hostage-taking of US ship - says reports are FALSE.
Posted by: Baldy at April 28, 2015 10:51 AM (sEXjW)
That's a relief. I'm too old for Iran Hostage Crisis II: SCOAMF Boogaloo.
Thank God. Under a real president some bare knuckle diplomacy with Iran might improve behavior in the region, but this guy?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2015 10:56 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 28, 2015 10:57 AM (kff5f)
that concludes the Supreme Court is about to bless gay marriage because "marriage is between two people" (not one man, one woman)
It's actually not Insty. It's Elizabeth Price Foley who wrote the post.
Not that I don't think Roberts will strip the Constitution into little toilet paper-sized pieces in order to sate the baying of 2% of the population with overweening Daddy issues.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2015 10:48 AM
Why is it between two people? Who says that is the definition since we are changing the definition given for thousands of years?
It should be whatever we want it to be. Two or three or four people, brother sister, dad and daughter, etc.
Why not do away completely with the entire legal definition of marriage? If people want a legal arrangement, let them go to a lawyer and draw up a contract? No licenses, nothing. No justice of the peace, no ship captain marriage, no getting married in the court clerks office, nothing.
Which means no court ordered child support, no tax benefits, nothing.
Like Obama, I've evolved on this. Since our courts are about to completely overrun our representative voting system, in which the people of a state vote to include language in the constitutions of those states defining marriage and replace it with a wider definition, why have a definition at all? Because all this new defintion will do is lead to more court cases of wanting to have polygamy, child marriages, etc. Let's skip all that and the cost and strife associated with it and get rid of all government defintion of marriage, child responsibility, inheritance, etc. Whatever someone puts in a duly signed contract is what is legally binding.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 28, 2015 10:57 AM (PfWwQ)
"Chilesaurus diegosuarezi was related to Tyrannosaurus rex, but was vegetarian, had a neck beard, an drank PBR ironically."
Posted by: bananaDream at April 28, 2015 10:46 AM (OFsYt)
It's tougher cousin the "Chilisaurus drinkasauza"
Lived on a diet of Texas chili and shots of Sauza tequila.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2015 10:57 AM (0cMkb)
This is arguably worse. American global hegemony has no better metric than unfettered global sea trade. Direct threat to the global order.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 28, 2015 10:57 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 10:58 AM (AkOaV)
This would be a good day for Monty to bring teh
DOOM!
*Sigh*
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 28, 2015 10:58 AM (o1Uo7)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 10:59 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 28, 2015 11:00 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: joncelli at April 28, 2015 11:00 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: scottst at April 28, 2015 10:53 AM (Ltygl)
You obviously know alot about seaman
Posted by: MikeH at April 28, 2015 11:00 AM (ZdA3v)
Danish I believe.
Some sort of European, for sure.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:01 AM (AkOaV)
Yep, Mizz McEvil.
The original protected class is widows and orphans.
The rest of us need to cowboy up.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 28, 2015 11:01 AM (TPjwz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2015 11:02 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Quiet Riot at April 28, 2015 11:02 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 11:02 AM (1CEix)
it really is incredible. Lookin back, the 90s were an era of relative racial calm in this country. I mean, turn on Chappelles show or Chris Rock or listen to any rappers from that era -- not much hate for whitey, and blacks were making self deprecating jokes and it was all good.
Now? Chappelles show would never be made.
Anyways, i have a feeling this is going to be a wild summer.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:02 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:03 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 11:03 AM (7ObY1)
reports coming in now, saying that the report is false about Iran taking the cargo ship.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102627185
Posted by: spypeach at April 28, 2015 10:52 AM (KTiWT)
the scoamf just gave it to them /
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 28, 2015 11:03 AM (0O7c5)
I see your point and like it but I still ain't marrying my sister. She's still got cooties. The cat maybe but she's worthless in the sack so celibate union.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 28, 2015 11:03 AM (o1Uo7)
Crime rate plummeted and hit historical lows in the late 2000s.
Then we elected Obama and America said, oh no, locking up so many criminals is mean and racist, let's let them out early and not impose long prison sentences.
And now we have riots once a month.
We have riots once a month now because the violent core of the rioters used to be locked up, because they are almost uniformly violent criminals with past convictions who should be in jail.
We didn't have constant riots in the 2000s because the potential hard-core rioters were in jail.
Now they are at home on EBT organizing riots over twitter.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 28, 2015 11:04 AM (ZPrif)
Was flying a flag of convenience -- Marshall Islands.
Maybe thats why the Navy was initially denying. Not an American flagged ship.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:04 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 11:05 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 28, 2015 11:05 AM (9BRsg)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 11:05 AM (1CEix)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:05 AM (3rnd1)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 11:05 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 11:05 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2015 11:05 AM (wlDny)
Pentagon says #Iranian forces boarded #MarshallIslands-flagged MV Maersk Tigris after Iranian patrol boats fired shots across vessel's bow
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 28, 2015 11:06 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 28, 2015 11:06 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:06 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 11:06 AM (sRmlF)
Posted by: joncelli at April 28, 2015 11:06 AM (RD7QR)
Thread disappeared.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 28, 2015 11:05 AM (9BRsg)
the lgtbq community has been wiped from the news......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 28, 2015 11:06 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: fly gal at April 28, 2015 11:06 AM (8TdcF)
Pastor Jamal Bryant
Yup, right after your eulogy they did.
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at April 28, 2015 11:07 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at April 28, 2015 11:07 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 28, 2015 11:06 AM (0
If only...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 11:07 AM (Bn6aD)
Your Phrase of the Day is "Freedom of Navigation"....been a core US Navy mission for a couple centuries and counting
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 28, 2015 11:07 AM (ZPrif)
Destination JEBEL ALI [AE]
ETA 2015-04-28 21:30 UTC
Last Known Port JEDDAH ANCH [SA] (2015-04-21 16:02:00)
Previous Port DAMIETTA [EG] (2015-03-27 05:32:00)
Draught 12m
Speed recorded (Max / Average) 14.1 / 13.1 knots
Info Received 2015-04-28 14:12 (56 min ago)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 11:07 AM (7ObY1)
Because it's working out so well.
Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 11:07 AM (sRmlF)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 28, 2015 11:06 AM (PtTYB)
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Fox has a shot of the new thread lying unresponsive on the streets of Baltimore.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2015 11:07 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:08 AM (3rnd1)
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at April 28, 2015 11:08 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 28, 2015 11:08 AM (PtTYB)
The Iranians know President Pantwetter won't do anything.
Posted by: West at April 28, 2015 11:08 AM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 11:08 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 11:05 AM (Bn6aD)
We have it. How much are you willing to pay to get it back?
Posted by: Iran at April 28, 2015 11:08 AM (CXdLL)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 11:08 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 11:09 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 28, 2015 11:09 AM (o1Uo7)
Posted by: The Chick Who Attributes Everything To Aliens at April 28, 2015 11:09 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 11:09 AM (ZbCKc)
Could be.
I also think it's just seen as acceptable now.
I remember reading "black twitter" during the Zimmerman trial and a tweet (to the effect of) "I've been waitin to riot since hurricane sandy! Cmon black people, lets make it happen!" and I was like "uh oh." since so many people were retweeting and expressing similar feelings.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:10 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 11:10 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 11:05 AM (Bn6aD)
We have it. How much are you willing to pay to get it back?
Posted by: Iran at April 28, 2015 11:08 AM (CXdLL)
We'll give you 50 billion dollars and five terrorists, if you promise not to build a nuke until the end of my term.
Posted by: King Barry at April 28, 2015 11:10 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 28, 2015 11:10 AM (PtTYB)
btw, The Compact of Free Association with the United States gives the U.S. sole responsibility for international defense of the Marshall Islands.
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Hamish Macdonald @hamishNews
9:05 GMT: Maersk Tigris, a Marshall Islands-flagged vessel, was approached by Iranian patrol vessels while in Iranian territorial waters
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 28, 2015 11:10 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2015 11:09 AM (ZbCKc)
wait a sec, I'm busy putting something together... I'll be back to you anytime
Posted by: Iran at April 28, 2015 11:10 AM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: Old Hob at April 28, 2015 11:10 AM (Lp6I1)
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Either way, nothing to delay any golf games over.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 11:10 AM (BXdkn)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2015 11:11 AM (72D6h)
Get off your high horse and think of the Crusades!
Posted by: Barack Hussein at April 28, 2015 11:11 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2015 11:11 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 28, 2015 11:11 AM (l3vZN)
BTW - I posted this link to the video of that mother whacking her son who was part of the protests.. too funny.
https://youtu.be/VRlmCf1Kj2o
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 28, 2015 11:11 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Gaystapo SturmBannFuhrer at April 28, 2015 11:11 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 28, 2015 11:11 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Mr. Mau Mau at April 28, 2015 11:11 AM (gwDMH)
Posted by: West at April 28, 2015 11:12 AM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 28, 2015 11:12 AM (dBm7S)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 11:08 AM (mx5oN)
Then there is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-oi9GtY1MU
Posted by: Donovan Leitch at April 28, 2015 11:12 AM (0cMkb)
Don't we have a billion dollars worth of floating hardware hanging out there at all times to ensure vessels free passage?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:12 AM (AkOaV)
This ship was ours, coming from Saudi. They seized it. They get a nuke they will control the Straights of Hormuz like a toll booth
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:12 AM (3rnd1)
Posted by: Shepard Smith at April 28, 2015 11:12 AM (ZbCKc)
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It's a living document.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 28, 2015 11:12 AM (BXdkn)
Posted by: King Barry at April 28, 2015 11:10 AM (mx5oN)
Done.
But we aren't agreeing to anything past the money and comrades.
And we expect them both now, we'll get around to releasing the thread when we have time.
Posted by: Iran at April 28, 2015 11:12 AM (CXdLL)
Posted by: eman at April 28, 2015 11:13 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2015 11:13 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 11:13 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Tom Wheeler at April 28, 2015 11:13 AM (gwDMH)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2015 11:13 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Empty Thread at April 28, 2015 11:13 AM (mx5oN)
We
Are
Fucked
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:14 AM (3rnd1)
This ship was ours, coming from Saudi. They seized it. They get a nuke they will control the Straights of Hormuz like a toll booth
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:12 AM (3rnd1)
Of course, they will, you think those dayum bribes pay themselves?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at April 28, 2015 11:14 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at April 28, 2015 11:14 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:14 AM (3rnd1)
Posted by: maddogg at April 28, 2015 11:15 AM (xWW96)
Supreme Court overturned it.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 11:10 AM (sWgE+)
Hah. No they upheld it as a tax. But the death panels killed it.
In other news, apparently Obama's Blackberry got hacked? Which everyone warned him would happen but he ignored them because he is so much smarter than the rest of us? Ay yi yi. Fingers crossed it was Angela Merkel (irony alert), not Putin or China, but I don't have high hopes.
Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 11:15 AM (yRwC8)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 28, 2015 11:15 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (sRmlF)
You saw nothing, citizen. Return to your normal activities.
Posted by: Your Friends at the NSA at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (ZbCKc)
You know how to contact me, I'll be on the golf course waiting for your call.
Posted by: King Barry at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (o1Uo7)
Obama : "Get back to me when you have more information."
Posted by: Larry Nobody at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (RCAlo)
Did You get a load of his sniveling yesterday about the "peaceful" riots....
I've never wanted to bitch-slap Shemp so hard.
And I've wanted to bitch-slap him a LOT.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: M'chelle at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: The Barrel at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (DT3rQ)
record for protecting mothers and children is about to be flushed down
the toilet-
by nine unelected men and women.
Yay?
(Is the 10th Amendment even in use any longer?)
=============
I think that is the question we must begin asking our elected Republicans:
"You have said you are strongly in favor of traditional marriage. If the Supreme Court mandates the states must recognize homosexual marriage, will you comply?"
If they answer anything less than a flat "NO!" you can rest assured they will comply.
And that should be the follow-up question: "So, you intend to wash your hands of the issue rather than stand up for your faith? What you are is a lukewarm Christian."
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (ZvKdv)
No, it's a container ship not a tanker.
Also, it's a Danish company, we have no idea if US sailors are aboard, and its flying a flag of convenience (Marshall Islands).
So... I mean, yeah, let's see how this plays out.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: eman at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: maddogg at April 28, 2015 11:15 AM (xWW96)
You saw nuttin', unnerstan'? Nuttin'.
Posted by: Film Noir Gangster Confused By This Internet Thing at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (S08gh)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 28, 2015 11:17 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: wooga at April 28, 2015 11:17 AM (Er2Gd)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:17 AM (3rnd1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 28, 2015 11:17 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at April 28, 2015 11:14 AM (DT3rQ)
Maybe someone socked Phil Robertson and then Ace banned the thread?
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 28, 2015 11:18 AM (CXdLL)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 11:18 AM (mx5oN)
The BBC has this:
The Saudi-owned Al-Arabiya TV network had reported that a US vessel had been seized and taken to an Iranian port.
An American official told Reuters there were "no indications so far" of any US ship being directed into an Iranian port.
However, a Pentagon spokesman said a Marshall Islands-flagged ship had been boarded by the Iranian navy.
The Marshall Islands is sort of a protectorate of the US, using the US Dollar and in a defence alliance (i.e. relying upon) the US.
So I'd say that's pretty close to their taking one of our ships.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2015 11:18 AM (JtwS4)
These guys say Russian hackers.
http://is.gd/k8AFCu
Posted by: The Chick Who Attributes Everything To Aliens at April 28, 2015 11:18 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 28, 2015 11:18 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at April 28, 2015 11:18 AM (/l3Yp)
Jeesh, I take one afternoon off to go to the dentist...
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 11:18 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 11:19 AM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:19 AM (3rnd1)
Red Oaks should be re-named Native American Oaks.
And Black oaks should be re-named African-American Oaks.
Got a problem, wingnutz?
Posted by: The PC Police at April 28, 2015 10:27 AM (7ObY1)
So..... Pussywillow should be re-named Obamatree?
Posted by: jwpaine at April 28, 2015 11:19 AM (0bXhD)
Can't listen to Him, it hurts My head...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 11:19 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Sean Penn at April 28, 2015 11:19 AM (0cMkb)
Its economy is dependent mainly on shipping and lie detectors made from coconut shells and palm fronds.
Posted by: The Professor at April 28, 2015 11:20 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2015 11:18 AM (JtwS4)
Yes, yes, but the Marshall Islands is one of those "flags of convenience" countries were everyone around their world registers their ships to avoid EU and US bullshit with labor laws and regulations and inspections and blah blah blah...
So this could have a Chinese crew delivering blow and Rolex's to the Saudi King for all we know.
Marshall Islands registry tells us very little.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:20 AM (AkOaV)
Now, now, we can't go shooting at our newest besty can we?
/
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 28, 2015 11:20 AM (LA7Cm)
the dissent by Manion is excellent
http://tinyurl.com/mezmwu4
Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 11:20 AM (sRmlF)
So I'd say that's pretty close to their taking one of our ships.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2015 11:18 AM (JtwS4)
Wiki
Politically, the Marshall Islands is a presidential republic in free association with the United States...
Posted by: MikeH at April 28, 2015 11:20 AM (ZdA3v)
He's black, he's white, he flutters on the breeze...Obama's a Quaking Aspen!
Posted by: Citizen X at April 28, 2015 11:21 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:21 AM (3rnd1)
Too busy sewing sequins on their mermaid costumes.
Swim a mile in mer fins. #AquaticCoochMatters
Posted by: wooga at April 28, 2015 11:21 AM (Er2Gd)
Politically, the Marshall Islands is a presidential republic in free association with the United States...
America says a word and the Marshall Islands say the first thing that comes into their head.
Posted by: The Professor at April 28, 2015 11:21 AM (ZbCKc)
Is glenn living in a bunker now?
Somehow, I can absolutely picture him eating dehydrated food and MRE's from 20 feet underground, completely hidden... while doing a live podcast
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:22 AM (AkOaV)
A gray and gloomy painting. I think I'd choose the dogs playing poker over this one if both were on offer at a gallery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2015 11:22 AM (V10o3)
Must
Save
Deal
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:21 AM (3rnd1)
Must Save My "Legacy"
Posted by: MikeH at April 28, 2015 11:22 AM (ZdA3v)
Do we have a thread winner? This feels like a thread winner.
Posted by: The Chick Who Attributes Everything To Aliens at April 28, 2015 11:22 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 11:22 AM (sRmlF)
This is thumbing their nose at Barry.... because they believe he will do nothing...
And they are probably correct....
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 11:22 AM (qh617)
Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 11:19 AM (yRwC
________
They say that about the weather pretty much everywhere.
No matter what face Glenn puts on, he always reminds you to buy gold from one of his sponsors. I'll give Beck credit, he is quite entertaining, but he probably doesn't believe 90% of what he says. He's way too smart.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 28, 2015 11:23 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Larry Nobody at April 28, 2015 11:23 AM (RCAlo)
Anyone else see this story just come across twitter?
Iran holds U.S. ship, 34 sailors
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Relax. Obama's just creating a space for them to be violent.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 28, 2015 11:24 AM (vd4oB)
http://tinyurl.com/np54qgb
The fake kind, obviously. Not the kind her husband does.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 11:24 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: LincolnTf at April 28, 2015 11:24 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:24 AM (HV+oZ)
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Actually this answers a question I've been asking myself for days: Why would Barry send US ships to shadow the Iranians anyway? It's not like he would have them do anything but if they had hinted recently that they might be ready to seize trade shipping he would certainly send the US Navy to stand by and watch helplessly.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 28, 2015 11:25 AM (o1Uo7)
Posted by: Larry Nobody at April 28, 2015 11:23 AM (RCAlo)
Why didn't this happen to me- I wanted a legacy item.
Posted by: Bubba from CGI looking for CUM at April 28, 2015 11:25 AM (CXdLL)
the dissent by Manion is excellent
http://tinyurl.com/mezmwu4
Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 11:20 AM (sRmlF)
I'm surprised they had one judge who isn't a hoplophobic Constitution-shredding sucker of cock.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 11:25 AM (mx5oN)
pic.twitter.com/X0eHurMOvg
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 28, 2015 10:30 AM (0O7c5)
Well, look on the bright side. If they stealing toilet paper, they probably aren't hurting for food.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2015 11:25 AM (V10o3)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 11:19 AM (Bn6aD)
Said this yesterday too, but when he is in history teacher mode there is no one better. But he tends to eventually default to apocalypse mode. It was downright wrist slitting during the time he had adrenal issues and thought he was dying; worrying about what the future for your kids will be and not being there to fix it will do that. But every now and then he goes back to that place and I have to turn it off. Baltimore is bringing it back out today. But first hour was great, went into history of Republican party and classic liberals vs progressives vs conservatives.
Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 11:25 AM (yRwC8)
Our sponsor this half-hour is Cheese-Os snack chips. When you really want a good, cheesy snack, look for Cheese-Os in the snack aisle.
Posted by: Glenn Beck at April 28, 2015 11:26 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: The Chick Who Attributes Everything To Aliens at April 28, 2015 11:18 AM (/kI1Q)
So.... according to that... that Nuclear negotiators for Iran... with the State Dept... had to use personal emails to do official business...
Uhhhh.... isn't that like.... against regs???
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 11:26 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 28, 2015 11:25 AM (o1Uo7)
Especially if someone in command actually has anything resembling morals or values. "Now just sit there powerlessly and watch. That is the power I have over you"
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 28, 2015 11:27 AM (CXdLL)
Posted by: Eli Cash at April 28, 2015 11:27 AM (a+WIL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:27 AM (HV+oZ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro,VT at April 28, 2015 11:27 AM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Larry Nobody at April 28, 2015 11:27 AM (RCAlo)
Regs are racist? I don't know anymore.
C'mon, Reticulans, beam me up.
Posted by: The Chick Who Attributes Everything To Aliens at April 28, 2015 11:27 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Feh at April 28, 2015 11:28 AM (sRmlF)
==========
One that all the allies of the queers have been more than willing to repeat over and over.
There is a former coblogger here who I am certain has sneered that sentiment. Which is why, although he may be right on some issues, completely discredits him on everything.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 28, 2015 11:28 AM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:28 AM (HV+oZ)
It cannot be ignored
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:28 AM (3rnd1)
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 11:26 AM (qh617)
For the great unwashed - yes
For the ruling elite - no
get you wallet sized laminated card at www.famerica.com
Posted by: MikeH at April 28, 2015 11:28 AM (ZdA3v)
I don't recognize the brand, but the size of the cardboard hole thing looks to big to be toilet paper, so yeah, probably paper towels. (yeah, I know, phrasing)
And them bitches is expensive. That's probably like $12 worth of paper towels he got for free.
Also, CVS is probably pissed. Insurance doesnt cover riots. So they're out of pocket for all of that shit the yutes took and the rest they decided to burn.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:29 AM (AkOaV)
___________
Beck does the same story telling Michael Moore does. He'll pick a few facts and twist himself into a pretzel to link the facts together in order to prove some conspiracy. It is entertaining but as fiction, not as history.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 28, 2015 11:29 AM (0LHZx)
Wiping your ass with a flat-screen is a challenge, so I give the looter high marks for practicality.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 28, 2015 11:29 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 10:40 AM (1CEix)
Yeah, but it's Canada, so they go on a waiting list for those. Although I expect the musicians in Rush are wealthy enough to "line-jump" by going to the USA for their ortho work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2015 11:29 AM (V10o3)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:29 AM (3rnd1)
It cannot be ignored
Oh, you'd be surprised...
Posted by: The MFM at April 28, 2015 11:29 AM (FcR7P)
Free
Shit!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 11:29 AM (hUSu1)
Posted by: Linda Richman at April 28, 2015 11:29 AM (gwDMH)
Which means I'm FINALLY moving up a notch!
I'm only THIRD worst now! Yay! I feel so happy and gay!
Posted by: Zombie James Buchanan at April 28, 2015 11:29 AM (7ObY1)
Yes, if that turns out to be whats going on, its a huge game changer.
But we shall see.
It looks like the Tigris was in Iranian territorial waters when it was taken, so... Let's see what they say. This could have nothing to do with the US, and be an Iranian / Saudi issue.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:30 AM (AkOaV)
Uhhhh.... isn't that like.... against regs???
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 11:26 AM (qh617)
Only stupid irrelevant wingnuts care about government officials using private e-mail. Not a story.
Unless Christy did it to close that bridge...
Posted by: Your betters in the media at April 28, 2015 11:30 AM (CXdLL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:30 AM (HV+oZ)
Posted by: President Shortpants at April 28, 2015 11:30 AM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 28, 2015 11:30 AM (kdS6q)
*announcer voice*
When your ass is already raw thanks to whitey, you need the soothing comfort of Angel Soft. Just look for the fire in the distance for your free sample.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 28, 2015 11:30 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:29 AM (3rnd1)
__________
Allow the rioters to destroy at will?
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 28, 2015 11:30 AM (0LHZx)
What? Standing around for 3 hours and watching people burn down a city?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:30 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2015 11:31 AM (go5uR)
Sure it can. Russia has been making extremely aggressive moves all over Europe, in the Baltics, in Ukraine, buzzing British planes, etc.. You don't really think Iran hasn't been watching and seeing how we respond when they are tied to the hip with Russia, do you?
And we have been ignoring Russian aggression including their shooting down of an unarmed passenger plane. The msm will give us another shiny to focus on presently.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 11:31 AM (g1DWB)
I assume it is a saudi Iran issue
It's about controlling a majority of the world's oil supply
which makes it a HUGE deal
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:31 AM (3rnd1)
Posted by: maddogg at April 28, 2015 11:31 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:32 AM (HV+oZ)
That would keep me supplied for at least the next decade.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at April 28, 2015 11:32 AM (gwDMH)
Pentagon: After distress signal, USS Farragut dispatched to assist ship from international waters
Apparently by waving bye bye....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 28, 2015 11:32 AM (kdS6q)
Oh, I don't know, I only buy Charmin extra soft.
Bet that was the FIRST shit looted, since CVS no longer sells cigarettes, and since its Baltimore and you can't get booze at a CVS...
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:32 AM (AkOaV)
That would keep me supplied for at least the next decade.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at April 28, 2015 11:32 AM (gwDMH)
Your gynecologist must absolutely hate you.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 11:32 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Eli Cash at April 28, 2015 11:27 AM (a+WIL)
Next up- People stopping using me as an example of fiddling while Rome burned!
Posted by: Nero at April 28, 2015 11:33 AM (CXdLL)
Apparently by waving bye bye....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at A
Okay I know I shouldn't but I laughed...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 11:33 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 28, 2015 11:33 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: RoyalOil
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It's OK. He says he never "comes down here" in the comments thread because it smells like Valu-Rite and old fap and morons are uncouth and shit.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 28, 2015 11:33 AM (o1Uo7)
Posted by: Barack Hussein at April 28, 2015 11:33 AM (FcR7P)
Ah, the good ol' Farragut.
"Screw the torpedoes, full speed --- oh, nevermind. Order from the President. Stand down."
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:33 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:33 AM (HV+oZ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 28, 2015 11:34 AM (iAUf+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:33 AM (HV+oZ)
The streets of Baltimore are full of them right now.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 11:34 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Zombie Stephen Decatur at April 28, 2015 11:34 AM (JoIcn)
Never have figured out how a State can ban Assault Rifles...
One OPERATIVE portion of the Second, is the militia part... where the citizenry are supposed to bring their own weapons to the militia...
The base fire arm of every damn military today, is the assault rifle... thus it is the base weapon a Militia would use.
How can a State therefore ban that very weapon?
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 11:34 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Barack Hussein at April 28, 2015 11:33 AM (FcR7P)
and guess where his balls are
Posted by: Mochelle at April 28, 2015 11:34 AM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:35 AM (HV+oZ)
Gold or cash. Technology will have rendered whatever electronics you looted obsolete by the time you get out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 11:35 AM (hUSu1)
Well, like I said... we'll have to see. So far, the Iranians took a Marshall Island flagged container (not tanker) ship that was in their territorial waters.
That's all we know so far.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:35 AM (AkOaV)
And never mind that a civilian AR is NOT an "assault rifle" from the get-go.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 11:35 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 11:35 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 11:35 AM (KnbYp)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:35 AM (HV+oZ)
Dammit, I should have just gotten a divorce from Lacey
Posted by: Scott Peterson at April 28, 2015 11:36 AM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 28, 2015 11:36 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:36 AM (HV+oZ)
Nothing to do with controlling the Straights
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:36 AM (3rnd1)
Posted by: #BlackLiesMatter at April 28, 2015 11:37 AM (7u7u7)
Posted by: Larry Nobody at April 28, 2015 11:37 AM (RCAlo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:32 AM (HV+oZ)
Sorry.... we have less combatant ships now, than at the start of WW2.... and we no longer build the long rage missiles that those ships DO carry...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 11:37 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:37 AM (3rnd1)
http://tinyurl.com/lemkxje
Israel, Syria and Iraq all born at the same moment in 1920.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 28, 2015 11:37 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 28, 2015 11:37 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 11:37 AM (mx5oN)
I don't believe him or any radio host blindly 100% on anything, I go and do my own research afterwards like a sane person. But he'll bring up interesting concepts or anecdotes from history which I use as a starting point to explore, which I appreciate.
Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 11:38 AM (yRwC8)
They are fomenting violence all over the region including help take down Obama's shining example of success in the region, Yemen, including taking seaports and airbases and Obama ran away.
Is anyone actually surprised that they are now boarding ships in the Straits? Really?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2015 11:38 AM (g1DWB)
-------
It's called an unconstitutional law. Ignore it.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 28, 2015 11:39 AM (o1Uo7)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:37 AM (3rnd1)
or a ship sailing a sheep shipment
Posted by: MikeH at April 28, 2015 11:39 AM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:39 AM (HV+oZ)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2015 11:39 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:39 AM (3rnd1)
And never mind that a civilian AR is NOT an "assault rifle" from the get-go.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 11:35 AM (mx5oN)
Hmmm.... was the Militia act ever actually rescinded?
The one where we are supposed to bring our own rifle and ammo????
If not... as Fed Law does trump State law....
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 11:40 AM (qh617)
We call on the Just nation of Iran to not open the containers marked "Centrifuge Parts"...
Posted by: Barack Hussein at April 28, 2015 11:41 AM (FcR7P)
"The U.S. Navy has also sent aircraft to monitor the status."
www.brettbartlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/BYE-BYE-WAVE.jpg
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 28, 2015 11:41 AM (kdS6q)
Nah, it's for the cakes.
Posted by: anon a mouse at April 28, 2015 11:41 AM (KnbYp)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 28, 2015 11:41 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:41 AM (3rnd1)
Well, I was thinking maybe the Pakistanis or someone else is shipping weapons to the Saudis, and the Iranians are trying to intercept them before they end up in Yemen.
Or, of course, the rumors of a Pakistani nuclear bomb being send to Saudi Arabia on demand may be true.
Or who knows? It's way too early to speculate
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:42 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:42 AM (3rnd1)
Israel, Syria and Iraq all born at the same moment in 1920.
You see, a Mr. Sykes and a Mr. Picot made an agreement...
Posted by: Mr. Dryden at April 28, 2015 11:42 AM (JtwS4)
"The U.S. Navy has also sent aircraft to monitor the status."
www.brettbartlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/BYE-BYE-WAVE.jpg
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 28, 2015 11:41 AM (kdS6q)
Looks like a MIG-28, engaging
Posted by: Maerick at April 28, 2015 11:42 AM (ZdA3v)
and are now acting to achieve their goals while they can.
I've expected China to do the same for quite some time.
Russia too.
It's going to be a rough ride for the poor suckers who depend on us for strength, defense, and stability.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2015 11:43 AM (0cMkb)
No, you're thinking of exclusive economic zone. (fishing and shit).
Territorial waters are up to 12 nm off coast.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:43 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:43 AM (HV+oZ)
You see, a Mr. Sykes and a Mr. Picot made an agreement...
And that's how bundled insurance is made.
-Flo
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2015 11:43 AM (hUSu1)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 28, 2015 11:44 AM (5buP8)
According to the Wiki is in a museum in Kansas but not currently on display. What a shame! Hopefully will be back in rotation soon.
Posted by: LizLem at April 28, 2015 11:44 AM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:44 AM (3rnd1)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 28, 2015 11:44 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 28, 2015 11:45 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2015 11:45 AM (HV+oZ)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:45 AM (3rnd1)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 28, 2015 11:46 AM (o1Uo7)
And there's that whole pesky Second Amendment thing, never mind the Militia Act. That's another reason why I believe the federal statutes banning importation and sale of automatic weapons are unconstitutional. Commonly used infantry weapons are exactly what were meant to be protected under the Second Amendment.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 11:46 AM (mx5oN)
Chicago: 2:5
Philadelphia: 1:1
Atlanta:2:1
Miami: 3:1
New Orleans: 10:1
Los Angeles: 12:1
Detroit: 20:1
Charlotte, NC: 25:1
Richmond, VA: 30:1
Honolulu, Hawaii: 500:1
Chappaqua, NY: 1,000:1
This, of course, excludes sports-driven riots that result by a team not winning a championship -- or a team winning a championship. Different pool.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 28, 2015 11:46 AM (iAUf+)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 28, 2015 11:46 AM (Bn6aD)
In 1986, the Compact of Free Association with the United States entered into force, granting the Republic of the Marshall Islands (RMI) its sovereignty. The Compact provided for aid and U.S. defense of the islands in exchange for continued U.S. military use of the missile testing range at Kwajalein Atoll.
Sorry guys. That Compact is a living document too.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 28, 2015 11:46 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:45 AM (3rnd1)
Mmmmm...Shakira...
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 11:47 AM (mx5oN)
I'm bottle bleached, rested and ready to go! Misty watercolor memoriesssss, of the waaaay we weeeeeere...
Posted by: Barbra Streisand at April 28, 2015 11:47 AM (yRwC8)
HOMO THREAD!
When do we want it?
A LITTLE BIT PAST TWO, MAYBE OVER TAPAS AND A SASSY CABERNET?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2015 11:47 AM (vgIRn)
Macroaggressions, they are.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 28, 2015 11:47 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Kiosk guy in Mallrats at April 28, 2015 11:47 AM (CXdLL)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 28, 2015 11:47 AM (oDCMR)
No, you're thinking of exclusive economic zone. (fishing and shit).
Territorial waters are up to 12 nm off coast.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:43 AM (AkOaV)
Problem is that lakes, straights, and such are covered by different rules... as they are completely bound by land.
Then each State bordering the area has territorial water either bounded by treaties with its neighbors, or half of the waterway...
Iran has been claiming this for years, and only the might of the US Navy has stopped that claim... as we declare them International Waters based on History... and economic necessity.
Problem is, the US Navy is not as mighty as it once was... and they are not worried about Obama...
They see RIOTING in a Major US city, and wrongly believe we have major internal problems.
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 28, 2015 11:47 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Kiosk guy in Mallrats at April 28, 2015 11:47 AM (CXdLL)
And there is no Queen of England!
Posted by: Titan from Megamind at April 28, 2015 11:48 AM (mx5oN)
Well, it didn't happen in the Gheys of Hormuz.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2015 11:48 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:48 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: HH at April 28, 2015 11:48 AM (Ce4DF)
____________________________
Hey, Bevis. He said "rectify."
Posted by: Butthead at April 28, 2015 11:48 AM (iAUf+)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:49 AM (3rnd1)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2015 11:49 AM (wlDny)
Also, it's a Danish company, we have no idea if US sailors are aboard, and its flying a flag of convenience (Marshall Islands).
So... I mean, yeah, let's see how this plays out.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:16 AM (AkOaV)
Are there any U.S.-flagged (and manned) merchant ships engaged in international trade anymore? I know there are in the coastal trade, but offshore, crossing oceans? I think labor costs, and regulatory excesses have driven most First World countries out of the ocean shipping game.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2015 11:49 AM (V10o3)
Posted by: matt drudge at April 28, 2015 11:49 AM (IcJmI)
Chicago: 2:5
Philadelphia: 1:1
Atlanta:2:1
Miami: 3:1
New Orleans: 10:1
Los Angeles: 12:1
Detroit: 20:1
Charlotte, NC: 25:1
Richmond, VA: 30:1
Honolulu, Hawaii: 500:1
Chappaqua, NY: 1,000:1
This, of course, excludes sports-driven riots that result by a team not winning a championship -- or a team winning a championship. Different pool.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 28, 2015 11:46 AM (iAUf+)
They always leave us out of lists, sniff. Fine I'll go stand in the corner over here...
Posted by: Boise, Idaho at April 28, 2015 11:49 AM (yRwC8)
riots. So they're out of pocket for all of that shit the yutes took and
the rest they decided to burn.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 28, 2015 11:29 AM (AkOaV)"
But CVS has learned a valuable lesson about not doing business in places like Baltimore any more. How much would you have to pay a consultant to tell you that?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 28, 2015 11:49 AM (KDbAT)
Ace only posts shiney clean observations of social progressive evolution.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 28, 2015 11:50 AM (o1Uo7)
Posted by: Mainah at April 28, 2015 11:51 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2015 11:46 AM (mx5oN)
I thought that about tax laws as well. Turns out the government doesn't give a rat's ass about logic when it comes to the laws they enforce.
...Anyone want to push for Blade 4?
Please?
Posted by: Wesley Snipes at April 28, 2015 11:51 AM (CXdLL)
Posted by: G. "No Slippery Slope" Malor at April 28, 2015 11:52 AM (jhqr1)
He'll pick a few facts and twist himself into a pretzel to link the
facts together in order to prove some conspiracy. It is entertaining but
as fiction, not as history.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 28, 2015 11:29 AM (0LHZx)
Time to change your socks, son.
Posted by: Moo Moo's mama at April 28, 2015 11:54 AM (V10o3)
are changing the definition given for thousands of years?
It should be whatever we want it to be. Two or three or four people, brother sister, dad and daughter, etc.
Why not do away completely with the entire legal definition of
marriage? If people want a legal arrangement, let them go to a lawyer
and draw up a contract? No licenses, nothing. No justice of the peace,
no ship captain marriage, no getting married in the court clerks office,
nothing.
Which means no court ordered child support, no tax benefits, nothing.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 28, 2015 10:57 AM (PfWwQ)
Substituting immunity from testifying against your spouse for child support in your statement, I argued the same points with someone at Breitbart yesterday and into today. If you are twisting the definition of marriage, there is no logical reason... or any moral reason that homosexuals don't dismiss with shouts of "Bigot!" and "I don't believe in your sky daddy!?!"... to limit marriage to two people or to people who are interested in sex with each other or any impose any other limits such as you can't marry your father.
I was told that its different because... shut up, that's why.
Never mind that the Federal courts have also recently ruled that the law prohibiting bigamy in Utah is unconstitutional: http://tinyurl.com/Federal-Court-Bigamy . And there has already been press coverage about a father/daughter pair who want to marry and planned to move to New Jersey to do it because apparently there are no laws against incest there: http://tinyurl.com/New-Jersey-Incest.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 28, 2015 11:58 AM (OrI3J)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 28, 2015 11:36 AM (3rnd1)
Yeah, that's the job of the Gaystapo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2015 11:58 AM (V10o3)
Since it is after midnight, they must have executed those 9 drug smugglers in Bali. I'm as big as a hardass on the DP you will find but not for this.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 28, 2015 12:05 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: goon at April 28, 2015 12:07 PM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 28, 2015 12:07 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 28, 2015 12:09 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: goon at April 28, 2015 12:10 PM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 28, 2015 12:09 PM (iQIUe)
I tuned into Fox this morning in time for Dr.Phil's take(yes, they had him on as a guest). He was doing fine with his dressing down of the wild youths, then when Kilmeade interjected that these youths have the same opportunity as everyone else, Dr.Phil quickly disagreed and started in with the same PC bullshit about how they can't get jobs, they have no father, they have gang influences, etc.
So why are we spending all this money on the great society if it is all so hopeless.......
Posted by: Jen the original at April 28, 2015 12:13 PM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: goon at April 28, 2015 12:14 PM (A53Jp)
And promoting the nuclear traditional family is racist! Who is going to hire kids who pretty much skip or drop out of school, have criminal records. Maybe, Phil can hire them.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 28, 2015 12:18 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 28, 2015 12:18 PM (sWgE+)
Fine Arts:
Leroy Anderson - The Typewriter with Symphony Orchestra (Live)
https://youtu.be/wZCh4EY_kug?t=1m
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 28, 2015 10:27 AM (kdS6q)
That's just delightful; thanks.
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