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Hello.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 25, 2015 09:53 PM (rwI+c) 2
Yay! ONT!
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2015 09:53 PM (cJ1t+) 3
I came for the rape. I stayed for the cuddling.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 25, 2015 09:55 PM (Q819Q) 4
sixth!
Posted by: Mordineus at April 25, 2015 09:55 PM (eR69N) 5
Those girls sniffing each others' pits look like they're up to something else.
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2015 09:55 PM (cJ1t+) Posted by: HR at April 25, 2015 09:56 PM (rHXGG) 7
Lena Dunhamster? I'd do her. In the dark all cats are gray!
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at April 25, 2015 09:57 PM (gwG9s) 8
Wow, not sure I've ever gotten in the first ten comments on an ONT.. must be a slow night.
Posted by: Mordineus at April 25, 2015 09:57 PM (eR69N) Posted by: Alf at April 25, 2015 09:57 PM (qh617) 10
The cat in the cylinder gives me an idea. Can I patent a t shirt cannon that launches cats for crowd control?
Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 09:57 PM (5gToQ) 11
Brucelina Jenner is the new Lena Dunham
Posted by: Republican Christian Transgender Deprogrammers Inc at April 25, 2015 09:57 PM (ACs58) 12
The topic of the thread downstairs is disturbing. I mean in a, "I can't believe this crap is happening in my lifetime" kind of disturbing.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 09:57 PM (4Mv1T) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2015 09:58 PM (0Ef//) 14
Heya TR!
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2015 09:58 PM (cJ1t+) 15
And some of us enlightened Men have known how a Manly, lustful body odor (not stink mind you)... can facilitate the hunt...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 25, 2015 09:58 PM (qh617) 16
speaking of votefraud, here's a case in Dear Old Blighty.
http://tinyurl.com/kgyxjz4 Guess the religion. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 09:59 PM (AVEe1) 17
10 The cat in the cylinder gives me an idea. Can I patent a t shirt cannon that launches cats for crowd control?
Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 09:57 PM (5gToQ) Cannon.... no.... CATapult???? yes... Posted by: BB Wolf at April 25, 2015 09:59 PM (qh617) 18
Hi, ONT!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 25, 2015 09:59 PM (q20+R) 19
Rogue One will show the gray area that becomes polarized. Good guys are bad, bad guys are good - it's like the reality of war.
Only if the Star Trek universe would get the same treatment... I think Star Trek: Privateers would make the bestest thing ever. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 10:00 PM (KhFZp) 20
Hmm. So it takes only one cat to screw in a lightbulb.
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2015 10:00 PM (sdi6R) 21
Transparent breastplates? There may be an ulterior motive to their research.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, pedandum panjandrum at April 25, 2015 10:00 PM (KH1sk) 22
So Lena Dunham is still claiming to be a rape victim.
*** Who was the author that argued that people actively want to get to claim to be a rape victim now? I remember feminists going nuts over that but it would be hard to argue a clear case then Ms Dunham here... Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2015 10:00 PM (5LOno) 23
Howdy, y'all!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 10:00 PM (T1005) 24
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GoFundMe just took down the site that was being used to raise funds for the Oregon bakers who didn't want to bake a cake for a lesbian wedding and now have have to pay $150.000 to the traumatized couple. Samaritan's purse took over there fund raising. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2015 07:09 PM (DXzRD) I just sent a Ben Franklin thru PayPal, If you have some to spare, send it, do it, put me to shame for my cheapness. Hey Moo Moo! oh nevermind. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 25, 2015 10:01 PM (qry2M) 25
Hello, ONT
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:01 PM (4MMvf) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2015 10:01 PM (0Ef//) 27
100 Years Ago Today: Gallipoli
Today is the 100th anniversary of the Gallipoli campaign, which saw Australian and New Zealand soldiers bravely fight and die. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8938 Posted by: The Political Hat at April 25, 2015 10:02 PM (0Ew3K) 28
New mayor of Mo. city met by police, suspended over alleged voter fraud.
Kinloch abuts Ferguson (it's a few blocks from the Ferguson Police Department where recent events were). It barely exists any more, most of it has been taken over by the airport nearby as a noise buffer zone. It's little more than a few blocks of buildings and a couple hundred people. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 25, 2015 10:02 PM (ASn1R) 29
Hiya, RK!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 25, 2015 10:02 PM (q20+R) 30
We were in Baltimore last weekend in that area. Took the kids to the aquarium. That's some scary shit.
Posted by: no good deed at April 25, 2015 10:02 PM (GgxVX) 31
why can't we get a Star Wars movie on the same angle as the old TIE Fighter games?
Would love to see our intrepid hero flying for The Empire, settling wasteful civil wars, bringing peace, and order to the Galaxy. Throw in some Secret Order / Emperor's Hand stuff, show the politics that makes House of Cards look like preschool recess and you have a real film. Posted by: Mordineus at April 25, 2015 10:02 PM (eR69N) 32
25 Hello, ONT
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:01 PM (4MMvf) Helloooooo Nurse!!! (sorry... new Lady friend is a VERY Hot ICU Nurse... ) Posted by: BB Wolf at April 25, 2015 10:02 PM (qh617) 33
HOOORDE!
The MIGHTY ORIOLES are trying to win it in extra frames. The city of Baltimore is trying not to get set on fire. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:02 PM (e+1S5) 34
And hiya cooth! And everyone else too!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 25, 2015 10:03 PM (q20+R) 35
Lena Dunham's losing her moment. She's going to have to invent something really outre to attract attention away from Slkwcztxs's poop chute
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 10:03 PM (AVEe1) 36
Hockey announcers are by far the most talented sports announcers. If you disagree, you're wrong. End of debate. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2015 10:03 PM (ODxAs) 37
Only if the Star Trek universe would get the same treatment...
*** The last movie pretty much destroyed the star trek universe. They just invented immorality... Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2015 10:03 PM (5LOno) Posted by: Abject Failure at April 25, 2015 10:03 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 10:03 PM (5gToQ) 40
Hello, DG
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:04 PM (4MMvf) 41
I just sent a Ben Franklin thru PayPal, If you have some to spare, send it, do it, put me to shame for my cheapness.
Hey Moo Moo! oh nevermind. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words -------------------------------------- Good on you. That is excellent. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 10:04 PM (4Mv1T) 42
Walk off home run baby! The MIGHTY ORIOLES have stopped their recent period of being somewhat less than mighty.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:04 PM (e+1S5) 43
Is this the ONT with the kittehs?
Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2015 10:05 PM (MDgS8) 44
38 So Lena Dunham is still claiming to be a rape victim.
For sufficiently low definitions of 'rape.' Posted by: Abject Failure at April 25, 2015 10:03 PM (oVJmc) I submit, for the stylebook... a new term... A combination of Rape... which is real... and the Imaginary number... i irape.... not internet rape... but imaginary rape... Posted by: BB Wolf at April 25, 2015 10:05 PM (qh617) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:05 PM (4MMvf) Posted by: the baby boomers at April 25, 2015 10:05 PM (AVEe1) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2015 10:05 PM (VPLuQ) 48
Bill @DefendWallSt 3m 3 minutes ago
Walgreens Pharmacy looted and destroyed. Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 25, 2015 10:05 PM (ZPrif) 49
Throw in some Secret Order / Emperor's Hand stuff, show the politics that makes House of Cards look like preschool recess and you have a real film.
Posted by: Mordineus at April 25, 2015 10:02 PM (eR69N) You'd need a tv series to do it right. Perhaps Netflix... Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 25, 2015 10:05 PM (10ydV) 50
Throw in some Secret Order / Emperor's Hand stuff, show the politics that makes House of Cards look like preschool recess and you have a real film.
Posted by: Mordineus at April 25, 2015 10:02 PM (eR69N) You'd need a tv series to do it right. Perhaps Netflix... Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 25, 2015 10:05 PM (10ydV) 51
The cat in the cylinder gives me an idea. Can I patent a t shirt cannon that launches cats for crowd control?
Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 09:57 PM (5gToQ) There is alrady a flash game: http://kittencannon.org/ Posted by: The Kitteh Hat at April 25, 2015 10:06 PM (0Ew3K) 52
Is the complementary beer flowing at Camden?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 10:06 PM (KH1sk) 53
We had a calico cat that ate those little Christmas tree lights.
Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2015 10:06 PM (MDgS8) 54
All Hail Eris, "Aye lassie transparent aluminum."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2015 10:06 PM (0Ef//) 55
"
Is this the ONT with the kittehs?" No. Couple more miles down this road. Take a left. Pass the Miller's barn. Cross the cattleguard. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:07 PM (4MMvf) 56
Throw in some Secret Order / Emperor's Hand stuff, show the politics that makes House of Cards look like preschool recess and you have a real film.
There was a book prequel to "Phantom Menace" that did that. "Cloak of Deception". Posted by: the baby boomers at April 25, 2015 10:07 PM (AVEe1) 57
Cole and Marmalade are great.
Posted by: Null at April 25, 2015 10:07 PM (xjpRj) 58
Weft, try Star Trek Renegades
http://startrekrenegades.com/home/ Posted by: Anna Puma Yeah, like that, only with a budget. *(no, seriously, I respect those guys immensely. They are pioneers in the new media realm. It's just a harsh one.) Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 10:07 PM (KhFZp) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:08 PM (4MMvf) 60
Where's my mattress?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2015 10:08 PM (Zu3d9) 61
No. Couple more miles down this road. Take a left. Pass the Miller's barn. Cross the cattleguard.
Don't forget to turn right after the lightening-struck oak tree. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 25, 2015 10:08 PM (q20+R) 62
I can't cross cattleguards.
Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2015 10:09 PM (MDgS8) Posted by: The State Media at April 25, 2015 10:09 PM (5LOno) 64
Or lightning, for that matter.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 25, 2015 10:09 PM (q20+R) 65
>>>Walgreens Pharmacy looted and destroyed.
I'm listening to the scanner and that sounds a little bit overblown. Sounds like one dude with a knife tried to rob the place and is now in custody. Let's not get crazy here. BPD sounds calm cool and collected. I'll say again, I bet this is nothing but a great big meh. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:09 PM (e+1S5) 66
Bill @DefendWallSt 3m 3 minutes ago
Walgreens Pharmacy looted and destroyed. Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and Posted by: Reverend Johnson at April 25, 2015 10:09 PM (ASn1R) 67
Its always a good idea to protest a police shooting by looting. To show you care about that person of course. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2015 10:09 PM (ODxAs) 68
Hey everybody.
So is the Horde live- ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2015 10:09 PM (elbY7) 69
If they follow the Ferguson MO, next will be a beauty supply store.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2015 10:09 PM (0Ef//) 70
hah, st:r even has a melodic / metal video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI3fSiokTsw Too light on the metal tho' Posted by: the baby boomers at April 25, 2015 10:10 PM (AVEe1) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:10 PM (4MMvf) 72
Are they looting the Food King?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 25, 2015 10:11 PM (ASn1R) 73
Posted by: Abject Failure at April 25, 2015 10:03 PM (oVJmc)
Question #1: Graph the progressive outrage as as [R]rape approaches 0. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2015 10:11 PM (Zu3d9) 74
Don't forget to turn right after the lightening-struck oak tree.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 25, 2015 10:08 PM And when you come to the fork in the road, take it. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2015 10:11 PM (kJUI8) 75
Brucelina Jenner is the new Lena Dunham
Posted by: Republican Christian Transgender Deprogrammers Inc at April 25, 2015 09:57 PM (ACs5 ********* Don't you dare equate the two. Bruce is a harmless, amusing nutjob. Dunham, like all lefties, is a pernicious, sociopathic nutjob. Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 25, 2015 10:11 PM (cIoI4) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:11 PM (4MMvf) 77
Yeah, all the pictures and videos of stores smashed in Baltimore are a myth. Don't believe your lying eyes.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 25, 2015 10:11 PM (ZPrif) 78
Its always a good idea to protest a police shooting by looting. To show you care about that person of course.
*** If the guy who made Selma had guts he would have contrasted that with your average modern "mostly peaceful" protest... Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2015 10:11 PM (5LOno) 79
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:09 PM (e+1S5)
WHAT THE FCUK! Did you forget the 24 hour rule? Facts be damned! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2015 10:12 PM (Zu3d9) 80
Lena said he was a Republican, and his schlong was as big as an elephant's. And she liked it--a whole lot.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 25, 2015 10:12 PM (Sda6L) 81
Guess The Party
New mayor of Mo. city met by police, suspended over alleged voter fraud. Well that's easy, which party is against voter id laws? Posted by: nerdygirl at April 25, 2015 10:12 PM (5Qo1j) 82
Is Barnes Noble being looted?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2015 10:12 PM (8HGb7) 83
I have one of those Liquid Cats. Pours himself into my lap with the viscosity of 40 weight oil.
But, oil doesn't purr and make mushy paws. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2015 10:12 PM (RzZOc) 84
74 Don't forget to turn right after the lightening-struck oak tree.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 25, 2015 10:08 PM And when you come to the fork in the road, take it. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2015 10:11 PM (kJUI Just be careful of that left turn at Albequerque... Posted by: Bugs Bunny, with Abduhl the Arab chasing him at April 25, 2015 10:12 PM (qh617) 85
Clearly photoshopped.
Bill @DefendWallSt 7-1-1 in Baltimore https://pbs.tw___.com/media/CDeoBWUWoAAWt0t.png:large Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 25, 2015 10:13 PM (ZPrif) Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2015 10:13 PM (MDgS8) 87
Its always a good idea to protest a police shooting by looting. To show you care about that person of course.
And to show the terror police brutality has instilled in you. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 25, 2015 10:13 PM (ASn1R) 88
Think about it: the whole Star Trek premise is that the Federation was this peace-uber-alles alliance that can't possibly work in any rational reality.
The Privateers would just work sub-rosa at the same time-line as the Kirk/TOS episodes. It could explain a lot of fortuitous events that played out in TOS. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 10:13 PM (KhFZp) 89
Does Balty need some roof-top Koreans tonight?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:14 PM (4MMvf) 90
Look, I raped you all (except white cis-gendered men and maybe Christian women) so you are all victims.
And I liked it. What are you going to do about it? Posted by: The Patriarchy in Special snowflakes' heads at April 25, 2015 10:14 PM (F9322) 91
Is Barnes Noble being looted?>>>
At this point in history isn't that a little like getting Oxygen from a perfect vacuum? Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 10:15 PM (5gToQ) 92
Can't wait for brunch tomorrow!
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 25, 2015 10:15 PM (ZPrif) 93
Don't you dare equate the two. Bruce is a harmless, amusing nutjob. Dunham, like all lefties, is a pernicious, sociopathic nutjob.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 25, 2015 10:11 PM (cIoI4) Actually... Bruce is worse... he was once considered a hero by some... the epitome of Manhood... Now he is actively PUBLIZING his wimpification... LD is an idiot... and everyone pretty much already knew that.... Posted by: BB Wolf at April 25, 2015 10:15 PM (qh617) 94
the walgreens looks like katrina hit it
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 10:15 PM (AVEe1) Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2015 10:15 PM (MDgS8) 96
>>>If they follow the Ferguson MO, next will be a beauty supply store.
Unlike Ferguson, BPD has a well-deserved reputation for...let's say having some selective blindness and a history of very clumsy and accident-prone detainees. Which is how all this started. It's still a town of steel workers and linemen. A few stores might get smashed, but you're not gonna see any widespread or long lasting disorder. And what damage does happen, will be in places where respectable citizens don't go. I'm hearing about an assault on the scanner now. On Pimlico. So...yeah. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:15 PM (e+1S5) 97
g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2015 10:16 PM (KCxzN) 98
To be fair, if I was a psychopathic looter, *I* wouldn't bother with a B&N
Unlikely to be much cash on hand, and the book selection sucks Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 10:17 PM (AVEe1) 99
I'm going to get drunk and loot myself.
Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 25, 2015 10:17 PM (W275d) 100
ROFL!!!!!
New Lady just sent me a text message with a cute little cartoon on it... it was a cartoon dinosaur... asking... If Electricity comes from Electrons... Does Morality come from MORONS???? Well... at least here it does.... LOL Posted by: BB Wolf at April 25, 2015 10:18 PM (qh617) 101
The food replicators would never work either.
Just sayin. Posted by: eleven Yah, dried food can't exist. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 10:18 PM (KhFZp) 102
>>>Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2015 10:12 PM
My bad. There is cannibalism in Oriole Park!!1!1!! Everyone with a 21xxx zip code is now dead!!! Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:18 PM (e+1S5) 103
One of my favorite T-shirts I own is from The Crow- It has a print of his image and underneath reads "Victims, Aren't We All?"
I get such evil looks when I wear it. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 25, 2015 10:18 PM (F9322) 104
I guess there aren't many Conn's, H.H. Greggs, or, Best Buys in the bad parts of town.
Maybe a Wal Mart though. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:19 PM (4MMvf) 105
Is Barnes Noble being looted?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2015 10:12 PM (8HGb7) Good one. Like Chris Rock said, "Books are like Kryptonite to them." Posted by: EC at April 25, 2015 10:19 PM (cJ1t+) 106
I might have to go to Denver and loot the Tattered Cover soon though. It's been awhile. Always seem to leave the place poorer than I find it though...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 10:19 PM (AVEe1) 107
The Original Series didn't have the utopian delusions of the later Trek series.
Which is why that series didn't suck. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 25, 2015 10:19 PM (ASn1R) Posted by: EC at April 25, 2015 10:20 PM (cJ1t+) Posted by: HR at April 25, 2015 10:20 PM (rHXGG) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 25, 2015 10:20 PM (qry2M) 111
103 One of my favorite T-shirts I own is from The Crow- It has a print of his image and underneath reads "Victims, Aren't We All?" I get such evil looks when I wear it. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 25, 2015 10:18 PM (F9322) My favorite Tshit says... Fight Crime Shoot Back! I get a LOT of positive comments about it... Posted by: BB Wolf at April 25, 2015 10:20 PM (qh617) 112
My bad. There is cannibalism in Oriole Park!!1!1!! Everyone with a 21xxx zip code is now dead!!!
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:18 PM (e+1S5) I got my reputation on less factual reporting than this statement from people who weren't within 50 miles of me. Posted by: The Superdome at April 25, 2015 10:21 PM (F9322) 113
jon gabriel @exjon
My favorite part about the Obama era is all the racial healing. Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 25, 2015 10:21 PM (ZPrif) 114
I guess it's not too bad. Dispatcher just dispatched a car to a car that was playing loud music and smelled like they might be smoking the devil weed.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:21 PM (e+1S5) Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 25, 2015 10:21 PM (W275d) 116
I might have to go to Denver and loot the Tattered Cover soon though. It's been awhile. Always seem to leave the place poorer than I find it though...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 10:19 PM (AVEe1) I've got a business trip to Washington state in a week. I will be swinging down to Portland to visit family and make a pilgrimage to Powell's. I'm debating whether or not to bring another suitcase. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 25, 2015 10:21 PM (10ydV) 117
bete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyr5WdrEvGI that movie had probably the best soundtrack of any movie since, oh, Flash Gordon Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 10:21 PM (AVEe1) 118
108 Posted by: BB Wolf at April 25, 2015 10:18 PM (qh617)
She sounds like a keeper BB! Posted by: EC at April 25, 2015 10:20 PM (cJ1t+) Funny part... she doesn't know about this place yet.... Posted by: BB Wolf at April 25, 2015 10:21 PM (qh617) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:21 PM (4MMvf) 120
119 "You'll go blind."
Don't believe that. Loot all you want. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:21 PM (4MMvf) Well.... geezzzzz ... think outside the box!!! Loot the local Eye glasses store.... Posted by: BB Wolf at April 25, 2015 10:23 PM (qh617) Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:23 PM (e+1S5) 122
It's still a town of steel workers and linemen. A few stores might get smashed, but you're not gonna see any widespread or long lasting disorder. And what damage does happen, will be in places where respectable citizens don't go.
The tore up the Brew Pub which is in the Inner Harbor area IIRC. Action around Camden Yards while the game is on. Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 25, 2015 10:23 PM (i7JE3) Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 10:24 PM (5gToQ) 124
I guess there aren't many Conn's, H.H. Greggs, or, Best Buys in the bad parts of town.
Maybe a Wal Mart though. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:19 PM (4MMvf) This is clearly Racism! Looters should have access to all the same kind of stores that areas not likely to loot would have if they did and looters shouldn't be penalized for their actions in response to...what is it today? Whatever! Give me money...preferably under the table, for tax reasons. Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 25, 2015 10:24 PM (F9322) 125
I demand that everyone be released from Cominsky Park!
Posted by: Barky the Magnificent at April 25, 2015 10:24 PM (QRz0C) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:24 PM (4MMvf) 127
36: They are more listenable than others, thats for sure. I do like the CBS Golf announcers, but I'm weird.
Posted by: puddleglum at April 25, 2015 10:25 PM (syGA0) 128
121 >>>You'll go blind. *golf clap* I learn a new euphemism here every single day. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:23 PM (e+1S5) Yeah... but I had Mom convinced it was... Soap Poisoning.... Posted by: Blind Ralphie at April 25, 2015 10:25 PM (qh617) 129
77 Yeah, all the pictures and videos of stores smashed in Baltimore are a myth. Don't believe your lying eyes.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 25, 2015 10:11 PM (ZPrif) If Baltimore is like Detroit, that may be the way they normally look. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 25, 2015 10:25 PM (5Qo1j) 130
It's still a town of steel workers and linemen. A few stores might get
smashed, but you're not gonna see any widespread or long lasting disorder. And what damage does happen, will be in places where respectable citizens don't go. There's a police station right at the harbor area. No one's burning down anything there. Posted by: EC at April 25, 2015 10:26 PM (cJ1t+) 131
They're looting the L.L. Bean! Quick, let's get down there before they run out of the good cardigans.
Posted by: No one, ever at April 25, 2015 10:26 PM (Q/rld) 132
Hi everyone
I want to let you all know that my son does not have cancer. Your prayers helped! Docs say one minimally invasive surgery and three months of physical therapy, and he will be all better. Commenting from the iPhone has become increasingly difficult, with each "update" You can find me on Twitter at @moarspeech Again thank you all so much for your prayers and good thoughts. Posted by: Formerly atnorth at April 25, 2015 10:26 PM (7Oo+W) 133
that movie had probably the best soundtrack of any movie since, oh, Flash Gordon
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 10:21 PM (AVEe1) Yep, though the Last Action Hero soundtrack has some great tracks as well. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 25, 2015 10:26 PM (F9322) 134
This should keep the Horde inappropriately amused - Sex Move Name generator.
http://tinyurl.com/or8qr7n Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2015 10:26 PM (0Ef//) 135
Do the baseball fans being held hostage in Camden Yards still have to pay for the beer?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2015 10:27 PM (8HGb7) 136
Formerly atnorth: yay! glad to hear it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 10:27 PM (AVEe1) 137
Lena Dunhamster? I'd do her. In the dark all cats are gray!
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at April 25, 2015 09:57 PM (gwG9s) Heh. She's inscrutable. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2015 10:28 PM (wfUWX) 138
Good news, atnorth.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:28 PM (4MMvf) 139
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Hockey announcers are by far the most talented sports announcers. If you disagree, you're wrong. End of debate. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2015 10:03 PM (ODxAs) You have never had to listen to a Caps game done by Joe Benninati and Craig Laughlin? They are gawd awful, and you will wish for a pair of ice picks to shove in your ears by the first commercial break of the first period. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 25, 2015 10:29 PM (+Fae7) 140
This should keep the Horde inappropriately amused - Sex Move Name generator.
http://tinyurl.com/or8qr7n Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) The Horizontal Crock-Pot. Sounds nasty. I like it. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 25, 2015 10:29 PM (Q/rld) 141
Horizontal Roomba
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:29 PM (4MMvf) 142
Mexican Crock-Pot
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 25, 2015 10:29 PM (10ydV) 143
Do the baseball fans being held hostage in Camden Yards still have to pay for the beer?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2015 10:27 PM (8HGb7) If they just pissed back into the cup, would anyone be able to tell the difference? Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 25, 2015 10:30 PM (10ydV) 144
Do the baseball fans being held hostage in Camden Yards still have to pay for the beer?
Posted by: JoeF. If yah havf'ta ask, you can't afford $9 beers. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 10:31 PM (KhFZp) 145
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:18 PM (e+1S5)
Walked from Rylieghs Oyster Bar in Federal Hill to Camden Yards for a game. Fuck. I wish I had been carrying. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2015 10:31 PM (Zu3d9) Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2015 10:31 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 10:31 PM (5gToQ) 148
Do the baseball fans being held hostage in Camden Yards still have to pay for the beer?
Beer sales stop after the 7th. But the hostages were released, so it's OK now. Posted by: HR at April 25, 2015 10:31 PM (rHXGG) 149
>>>Do the baseball fans being held hostage in Camden Yards still have to pay for the beer?
If they do, you'll get to see a real riot. Nothing like telling a drunk guy he can't leave, and that Natty Boh will be $8.99 please. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:31 PM (e+1S5) 150
Today is the 100th anniversary of the Gallipoli campaign, which saw Australian and New Zealand soldiers bravely fight and die.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8938 Posted by: The Political Hat at April 25, 2015 10:02 PM (0Ew3K) Also troops from the then British Crown Colony of Newfoundland, which did not become part of Canada until 1949. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2015 10:32 PM (wfUWX) 151
Do the baseball fans being held hostage in Camden Yards still have to pay for the beer?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2015 10:27 PM (8HGb7) MLB cuts off sales in the 6th (or 1/2 way through 7th) innings. So any trapped fans would be stuck sobering up. And a ball park is not the most ideal location to be sobering up. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 25, 2015 10:33 PM (F9322) Posted by: HR at April 25, 2015 10:33 PM (rHXGG) 153
Also troops from the then British Crown Colony of Newfoundland, which did not become part of Canada until 1949.
I did not know that. Posted by: HR at April 25, 2015 10:33 PM (rHXGG) 154
How many cats do you see in the last picture?
Posted by: CDR M at April 25, 2015 10:33 PM (f8lRd) 155
Yall notice the never protest outside Hockey games right?
Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 10:34 PM (5gToQ) 156
Bruce Jenner will never be a salad dressing mogul.
Posted by: Paul Newman at April 25, 2015 10:34 PM (QRz0C) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:34 PM (4MMvf) 158
Mexican Crock-Pot
So, what I was doing all weekend after that bad enchilada in 2002 is considered a sex move now? Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 10:34 PM (AVEe1) 159
one time down in the Inner Harbor looted myself on an upper balcony of the Hilton... almost hit a screeching ho, but she tripped over a brain fried doper. God I loathe the Inner Harbor.
Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 25, 2015 10:35 PM (W275d) 160
Coaster? I don't need no stinking coaster
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 10:35 PM (o4Q38) 161
>>>Walked from Rylieghs Oyster Bar in Federal Hill to Camden Yards for a game.
Fuck. I wish I had been carrying. I always carried a solid knife downtown, but only once did I feel unsafe. That one time was kinda sporty for a few minutes, but everybody walked away. If it had been pre-Cougar, I can easily see a very bad result. But still, one bad encounter in 20 years of living in Bmore. And that one time I was in violation of my rule to be across the county line by 2200. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:35 PM (e+1S5) 162
Canuckistani history. Nice.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:36 PM (4MMvf) 163
155 Yall notice the never protest outside Hockey games right?
Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 10:34 PM (5gToQ) Wasn't there some issue at a Blues game during the Ferguson Olympics? Posted by: CDR M at April 25, 2015 10:36 PM (f8lRd) 164
Hmmm, should I keep on drinking and reading the ONT or go to bed early and be productive tomorrow?
Where is BC when you want to do a shot of tequila? Posted by: Farmer at April 25, 2015 10:36 PM (o/90i) 165
I think that it is a huge mistake to just pay the $135K fine.
I think the productive people in that state should go on a GENERAL STRIKE. Go Galt. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 25, 2015 10:36 PM (V70Uh) 166
Ima, you have some stories.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:37 PM (4MMvf) 167
Good evening, my friends in rectangualr boxes. toby928(C), EC, Tobacco Road, : Anna Puma, BB Wolf, boulder terlit hobo, DangerGirl,rickl, All Hail Eris, 18-1, cthulhu, Ricardo Kill, Hat, no good deed, Mordineus, DC,Guy Mohawk, eleven, Costanza Defense,Colorado Ale, weft cut- loopx,CharlieBrown'sDildo, qdpsteve, Pappy O'Daniel,RedMindBlueState, Comanche Voter, nerdygirl, Jim, AltonJackson and all the other newbies and socks Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 25, 2015 10:37 PM (qry2M) 168
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2015 10:27 PM (8HGb7)
If they just pissed back into the cup, would anyone be able to tell the difference? Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 25, 2015 10:30 PM (10ydV) Miller Lite only warmer Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 10:38 PM (o4Q38) 169
Uhm, "No this is not what they meant by Taco Tuesday at Tina's"
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/selection-du-weekend-137-46.jpg Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2015 10:38 PM (0Ef//) 170
Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2015 10:03 PM (5LOno)
The problem was Abrams refused to tell his own story with the second film. The first film was fine with the fan service. The story was decent at least. The second film was overly complicated, made Kirk look childish, and seemed like a collection of scenes based on other Star Trek stories. If he wanted to do a Khan story, I would have (secretly mind you) made Kahn actually the son of Kahn. Also would have tossed the whole evil Starfleet Admiral plot. Then would have had son of Kahn run amok in a smaller, more intimate type plot. Thereby, Kahn could show up in a later movie for revenge. Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at April 25, 2015 10:38 PM (kuu0d) 171
Don't you dare equate the two. Bruce is a harmless, amusing nutjob. Dunham, like all lefties, is a pernicious, sociopathic nutjob. Posted by: Bruce Jenner Dunham molested her toddler sister, Bruce Jenner killed someone. Winner of the Douchelympics - Jenner Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2015 10:38 PM (kdS6q) 172
Wasn't there some issue at a Blues game during the Ferguson Olympics?>>>
Never heard of it which side won? Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 10:38 PM (5gToQ) 173
Hello Ira!
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2015 10:38 PM (cJ1t+) 174
I think that it is a huge mistake to just pay the $135K fine.
*** Can a *governor* offer political asylum to someone? Might make for an interesting test case were say Gov Abbott to specifically do so and put the bakers in the witness protection program... Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2015 10:39 PM (5LOno) Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 10:39 PM (KhFZp) Posted by: nerdygirl at April 25, 2015 10:39 PM (5Qo1j) 177
164 Hmmm, should I keep on drinking and reading the ONT or go to bed early and be productive tomorrow?
Where is BC when you want to do a shot of tequila? Posted by: Farmer at April 25, 2015 10:36 This pacific coast time is something else Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 10:39 PM (o4Q38) Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 10:41 PM (KH1sk) 179
>>Dunham molested her toddler sister, Bruce Jenner killed someone.
Winner of the Douchelympics - Jenner ------- Who did he kill? Some folks deserve killing. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 10:41 PM (o4Q38) 180
*waves to Ira*
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2015 10:41 PM (sdi6R) 181
Bottle of wine, check.
Sleeping pills, check. Syringe of insulin, check Kerosene space heater, check. Hot bath ready to run, check. Did I miss anything? Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 25, 2015 10:41 PM (W275d) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:42 PM (4MMvf) 183
>>Dunham molested her toddler sister, Bruce Jenner killed someone.
Winner of the Douchelympics - Jenner ------- Who did he kill? Some folks deserve killing. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road Also, Dunham accused an innocent man of rape. That should be taken into consideration. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 25, 2015 10:42 PM (Q/rld) 184
Join us for Mother's Day 2015! Barry, Rahm & Reggie will be here!
Posted by: Man's Country Chicago! at April 25, 2015 10:42 PM (gwG9s) 185
My liver really likes when I drink lite beer,
Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 10:43 PM (5gToQ) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:43 PM (4MMvf) 187
Every day is Taco Tuesday.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 25, 2015 10:43 PM (Dwehj) 188
Farmer, got no ta-kill-ya here, but I'm just now breaking the seal on a rare bottle of Val-U-Rite Premium Moron Vodka.
Distilled from rotten dumpster scrapings from behind the local salad bar, it has a unique piquance. Let's just say it cuts through any other flavors, such as epoxy paint and asbestos. Best served from a deep freeze, to help numb the taste buds. Drink bravely, Horde! *cheers!* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2015 10:43 PM (RzZOc) 189
Kerosene space heater, check.
Hot bath ready to run, check. Did I miss anything? Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 25, 2015 10:41 PM (W275d) Full tank of gas and a functioning garage door and 8 track of Abbas greatest hits Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 10:43 PM (o4Q38) 190
Bottle of wine, check.
Sleeping pills, check. Syringe of insulin, check Kerosene space heater, check. Hot bath ready to run, check. Did I miss anything? Posted by: Ima Trolle You forgot the straight razor and the baggie of coke. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 25, 2015 10:44 PM (Q/rld) 191
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/selection-du-weekend-137-46.jpg Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2015 10:38 PM (0Ef//) I don't know whether or not I am happy that was nowhere near as bad as I feared from the title. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 25, 2015 10:44 PM (F9322) 192
Everybody go to bed?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:44 PM (4MMvf) 193
I just think they should have cast a Sikh or a Punjabi from Bollywood as Khan.
The Eugenics-Wars books got it right IMO: he's a Sikh who got it into his head that he's an Aryan Superman beyond all that shit, and shaved his beard. And if the movie'd done that (and had a better script) the whole Subcontinent would be building freakin' TEMPLES in JJ Abram's name. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 10:44 PM (AVEe1) 194
Who did he kill? Some folks deserve killing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 10:41 PM (o4Q3 It was a car accident. Posted by: EC at April 25, 2015 10:44 PM (cJ1t+) 195
Fernando!1!
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 25, 2015 10:44 PM (Dwehj) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:45 PM (4MMvf) 197
Evenin', y'all
Posted by: Country Singer at April 25, 2015 10:45 PM (nL0sw) 198
Abba? Do you want to kill me?
Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 25, 2015 10:45 PM (W275d) 199
Well if you're bored, maybe you can make up a sick beat with this HTML5 Drum Machine.
Mother. Fcuker. Posted by: Gene Hoglan at April 25, 2015 10:45 PM (l3LvV) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 10:45 PM (o4Q38) 201
If David Breashears shows up on My Everest when you're there, you might want to leave. He's stuck at camp 1 right now. He was part of that 1996 expedition that lost 8 climbers and was the basis for the book Into Thin Air.
Posted by: CDR M at April 25, 2015 10:45 PM (f8lRd) 202
I think the productive people in that state should go on a GENERAL STRIKE.
I heard some lefty on the radio complaining that we don't do general strikes as they do in Europe. We wanted one here to protest for a higher minimum wage or something like that. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 25, 2015 10:45 PM (W5DcG) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 25, 2015 10:46 PM (qry2M) 204
Jenner Who did he kill? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Kim Howe. Which would be vehicular manslaughter anywhere but California, where it's open season on the roads. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2015 10:46 PM (kdS6q) 205
It was a car accident.
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2015 Saw a couple of drivers here today that deserved that fate Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 10:46 PM (o4Q38) 206
Who did he kill? Some folks deserve killing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 10:41 PM (o4Q3 The older woman he plowed into because he wasn't paying attention to traffic likely didn't deserve killing. Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2015 10:47 PM (5DGKy) 207
Waiting on my teen to come home with his date from the prom to change and head to the overnight party at a country estate. Man can he pick 'em. Makes me smile.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 10:47 PM (4Mv1T) 208
Can we talk about my dad Ernie Anderson? Ghoulardi? I want this thread to be about Cleveland.
Posted by: Paul Thomas Anderson at April 25, 2015 10:47 PM (gwG9s) 209
You forgot the straight razor and the baggie of coke.>>>
That sounds like a fun nite on the town in the day. Have things changed that much since the 80s? Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 10:47 PM (5gToQ) 210
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Hi everyone I want to let you all know that my son does not have cancer. Your prayers helped! Docs say one minimally invasive surgery and three months of physical therapy, and he will be all better. Commenting from the iPhone has become increasingly difficult, with each "update" You can find me on Twitter at @moarspeech Again thank you all so much for your prayers and good thoughts. Posted by: Formerly atnorth at April 25, 2015 10:26 PM (7Oo+W) YAY!!!! Great news. Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 10:47 PM (T1005) 211
Whom did he kill?
Posted by: grammatikpolizei! at April 25, 2015 10:47 PM (AVEe1) Posted by: Probably Jenner at April 25, 2015 10:48 PM (JP25I) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 25, 2015 10:48 PM (qry2M) 214
I heard some lefty on the radio complaining that we don't do general strikes as they do in Europe. We wanted one here to protest for a higher minimum wage or something like that.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 25, 2015 10:45 PM (W5DcG) Well we are already working on having their unemployment rate (though apparently we still have a bit of a sense of conscious over that so we lie about the true rate). Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 25, 2015 10:48 PM (F9322) Posted by: CDR M at April 25, 2015 10:48 PM (f8lRd) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 10:49 PM (o4Q38) Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 10:49 PM (KH1sk) 218
Plugged a character's name into that list, she became Flaming Patty Melt. o.O;
Night all, time to write. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2015 10:49 PM (0Ef//) 219
Posted by: Probably Jenner at April 25, 2015 10:48 PM (JP25I)
Celibacy Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian ------------------------------- Indeed Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 10:50 PM (4Mv1T) 220
'Night, Patty!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 10:50 PM (KH1sk) Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2015 10:50 PM (KCxzN) 222
24h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Gbxk3MPh0 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 10:51 PM (AVEe1) 223
Watched Wake Forest beat Notre Dame 4-2 today, in the rain.Great game.
Posted by: LincolnTf at April 25, 2015 10:51 PM (2cS/G) 224
I was the first to put a cat in a jar.
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 25, 2015 10:51 PM (gwG9s) 225
"that we don't do general strikes as they do in Europe. We wanted one
here to protest for a higher minimum wage or something like that." They do that shit in South America too. Announce a strike a week or so ahead of time. It's almost like implied vacation time. You hear about it, prep for it, carry on. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:51 PM (4MMvf) 226
Posted by: grammatikpolizei! at April 25, 2015 10:47 PM (AVEe1)
--- Your papers, bitte! Posted by: All Hail ----------------- Not so funny when a couple of humorless, Walther-armed German polizei actually ask you the question. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2015 10:51 PM (F2IAQ) 227
>>>Where is BC when you want to do a shot of tequila?
I got you covered. May the best day of your past, Be the worst day of your future. Slainte! Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:52 PM (e+1S5) 228
I was the first to put a cat in a jar.
Posted by: Brian Williams Something tells me you are fe-lying. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 10:52 PM (KhFZp) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 25, 2015 10:52 PM (qry2M) 230
So are we drinking? Who's got a toast?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 10:53 PM (KH1sk) 231
I heard some lefty on the radio complaining that we don't do general strikes as they do in Europe.
*** The left controls the productive class by offering a decent life in return for submission to their whims. This is why, so far, we members of the productive class haven't done anything collectively - the price would be too high. We'll actually know that this calculus is no longer operative when you see member of the productive class going Galt. But the left is aware of this and has so far striven very hard to maintain a balance of terror and hope. It is interesting then to ask if perhaps the left's recent decent into the politics of terror is motivated by the obvious failure of Obamanomics? Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2015 10:53 PM (5LOno) 232
Missed it by seconds! *drinks*
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 10:53 PM (KH1sk) 233
Oh we're drinking.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:53 PM (4MMvf) 234
Today I shot Bigfoot.
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 25, 2015 10:54 PM (gwG9s) Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 10:54 PM (4Mv1T) 236
228 I was the first to put a cat in a jar. Posted by: Brian Williams Schrodinger may or may not agree with you Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 25, 2015 10:54 PM (qry2M) 237
Drink bravely, Horde!
*cheers!* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2015 10:43 PM How's the foot doing Jim? Hope you are OK. T Posted by: Farmer at April 25, 2015 10:54 PM (o/90i) 238
I was the first to put a man in a jar.
Posted by: Zombie Alex Harvey at April 25, 2015 10:55 PM (Dwehj) 239
So are we drinking? Who's got a toast?
Posted by: All Hail --------------------- East Tennessee peach brandy. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2015 10:55 PM (F2IAQ) 240
I was the first to pee in a jar.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 10:55 PM (4Mv1T) Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 10:55 PM (5gToQ) 242
So you guys have used up all your Brian Williams snark?
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 25, 2015 10:56 PM (PpIra) 243
Howdy all.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2015 10:56 PM (Wo9OY) 244
212: a dead porcupine would be more satisfying and healthier.
Posted by: puddleglum at April 25, 2015 10:56 PM (syGA0) 245
East Tennessee peach brandy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. ------------------------------ I certainly hope it's not tax stamped. That wouldn't be sporting. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 10:56 PM (4Mv1T) 246
Woodford Reserve.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 10:57 PM (4Mv1T) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:57 PM (4MMvf) 248
I was the first to put a man in a jar.
Posted by: Zombie Alex Harvey ---------------------- Pickled baby feet. Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at April 25, 2015 10:57 PM (F2IAQ) 249
Here's to you,
Here's to me If our paths should ever part and we disagree Fuck You Here's to me. Aire du Slainte!! Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 25, 2015 10:57 PM (wQ7l/) 250
My eyes are playing tricks on me and that first cat looks like it's being de-materialized and sucked up into the lamp.
Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2015 10:57 PM (FcR7P) 251
Natalie, 1961. She was special. A William Claxton flick. From History In Pictures on Twitter. A guy could have done worse than spend all of his money on that girl, no doubt about it.
http://tinyurl.com/oqnvq39 Posted by: goon at April 25, 2015 10:58 PM (A53Jp) 252
The second film was overly complicated, made Kirk look childish, and seemed like a collection of scenes based on other Star Trek stories.
Posted by: Not Loved Time Um, Kirk was 'childish.' He was promoted to Cpt far faster than any other XO in the story. He was the ultimate in inexperienced officers. If he wanted to do a Khan story, I would have (secretly mind you) made Kahn actually the son of Kahn. Also would have tossed the whole evil Starfleet Admiral plot. Then would have had son of Kahn run amok in a smaller, more intimate type plot. Thereby, Kahn could show up in a later movie for revenge. No point in using a relative of a character when the whole thing is a reboot. I didn't have that much of a problem with Teh Evil Admiral; 1 ) It's Robocop! 2 ) Meh, there are shitty admirals/generals/commandants in the best organizations. 3 ) Eet'sa moooveee. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 10:59 PM (KhFZp) 253
Peach anything is gay.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:59 PM (4MMvf) 254
Salud!
Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 10:59 PM (5gToQ) 255
>>>So are we drinking? Who's got a toast?
My great aunt gave me a book of Lithuanian toasts. Except they don't translate so goodly. You get things like: "much good is the beer, and also much better is the friends." So, yeah. I don't use that book much, seeing as how I, and I assume most of you, don't speak Lithuanian. I do know the curse words though. Thanks, Grandmom! Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 10:59 PM (e+1S5) Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 25, 2015 10:59 PM (l3LvV) 257
I certainly hope it's not tax stamped. That wouldn't be sporting.
Posted by: Tobacco Road ------------------------------------ I have no idea what it is that you are implying... Posted by: Mike Hammer, generally only doing legal things at April 25, 2015 10:59 PM (F2IAQ) 258
I just found a wee airplane bottle of Grey Goose Cherry Noir vodka chillin' in the fridge.
A toast: May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent! Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 10:59 PM (KH1sk) 259
I'm hearing about an assault on the scanner now. On Pimlico. So...yeah.
Dude, that's called " Saturday night". I used to run in that neighborhood back in the 80s. 18-19 YO white kid in lower Park Heights? Man, I never got carded. Lol. I think they were just so bemused when I walked into the neighborhood bars that they just served me. Posted by: Weirddave at April 25, 2015 10:59 PM (7TK5d) 260
Why in the hell can't that lying beotch be sued into Armageddon for this stupid rape claim?
Posted by: Corgi what hates Poi dogs at April 25, 2015 10:59 PM (dZGNV) 261
So are we drinking? Who's got a toast?
Posted by: All Hail Eris I only have bagels. But with schmear. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 10:59 PM (KhFZp) 262
Crap..., gotta take the cat out.
brb. Posted by: Mike Hammer, generally only doing legal things at April 25, 2015 11:00 PM (F2IAQ) 263
What's up fellow drunkards? Anyone watch Outlander? Somebody finally whipped it out. = O
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 25, 2015 11:00 PM (Vm8WO) 264
Nurds are cuttin' loose.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 11:00 PM (4MMvf) 265
Will Antonin @Will_Antonin
University of Maryland, #Baltimore issues "shelter in place" order for its students: http://t.co/9QixMmvEBJ Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 25, 2015 11:00 PM (ZPrif) 266
Also, Cherry Noir would be a great stripper name.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 11:01 PM (KH1sk) 267
Um, Kirk was 'childish.' He was promoted to Cpt far faster than any other XO in the story. He was the ultimate in inexperienced officers.
Affirmative action in the future. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 25, 2015 11:01 PM (W5DcG) 268
Today I shot big foot.
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 25, 2015 10:54 PM (gwG9s) Cool story. I once dodged sniper fire. Posted by: Hillarys depressed areola at April 25, 2015 11:01 PM (JP25I) 269
'May all your suicides be painless!'
Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 25, 2015 11:01 PM (W275d) 270
Peach anything is gay.>>>
Only if you drink it alone. That crappy drink has got me laid numerous times. It's a go to in my book. Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 11:01 PM (5gToQ) 271
I'm gonna drive people nuts with that drum machine
Posted by: Office Asshole at April 25, 2015 11:01 PM (PpIra) 272
Affirmative action in the future.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. Actually he was a legacy promote. Just as stupid, of course. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 11:02 PM (KhFZp) 273
BMORE Around Town @BMOREAroundTown
Hey @wbaltv11 check this out. This isn't "protesting." Taken from @PPubBaltimore at Camden Yards. Credit: Mike Winter https://twitter.com/BMOREAroundTown/status/592112627859460097 Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 25, 2015 11:02 PM (ZPrif) 274
Bebe, do you mean the, uh, MacDongle?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 11:03 PM (KH1sk) 275
I noticed recently that my local neighborhood Costco has Deep Eddy's Grapefruit vodka for $22/1.75l--a full $8 cheaper than Total Wine. But, I already got grapefruit, so I went for the Kirkland imported vodka for the same price. Did I make the correct decision?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 25, 2015 11:04 PM (l3LvV) Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 25, 2015 11:05 PM (Vm8WO) 277
253 Peach anything is gay.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 10:59 PM (4MMvf) Really Ricky? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:06 PM (o4Q38) 278
Crap..., gotta take the cat out.
Well, yeah. If you leave her in the glass she's gonna drink all your beer. Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2015 11:06 PM (FcR7P) 279
Peach isn't teh ghey...
it's just next to apricot in terms of the most horrid things on the planet Earff. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 11:07 PM (KhFZp) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 11:07 PM (4MMvf) 281
Peach cobbler? I could freebase it, sexuality be damned.
Posted by: puddleglum at April 25, 2015 11:07 PM (syGA0) 282
My great aunt gave me a book of Lithuanian toasts
And there's Christmas in Leutonia https://youtu.be/ydxtdLgwxbM Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 25, 2015 11:08 PM (W5DcG) 283
So are we drinking? Who's got a toast?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 10:53 PM I'm thinking this Nepal disaster is a great opportunitunity for the Clinton Global Income-For- Us. Let's have a shot. Haiti worked out pretty cool. Posted by- The Hildabeast Posted by: Farmer at April 25, 2015 11:08 PM (o/90i) 284
"it's just next to apricot in terms of the most horrid things on the planet Earff.
" Whoa. You step off. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 11:08 PM (4MMvf) 285
Will Antonin @Will_Antonin
University of Maryland, #Baltimore issues "shelter in place" order for its students: http://t.co/9QixMmvEBJ Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 25, 2015 11:00 PM (ZPrif) Meh, given the Special Snowflake status in colleges these days maybe UM just figured there might be someone in the city who might have a right-of-Lenin talk going on tonight. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 25, 2015 11:08 PM (F9322) 286
Except for canned peaches. Which are good with your hooch.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 11:07 PM (4MMvf) Hurt my teeth Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:08 PM (o4Q38) 287
I noticed recently that my local neighborhood Costco has Deep Eddy's
Grapefruit vodka for $22/1.75l--a full $8 cheaper than Total Wine. But, I already got grapefruit, so I went for the Kirkland imported vodka for the same price. Did I make the correct decision?>>> At the Liquor store today they had UV vodka for $16.99 for a 1.75L I picked the Karkov for $11.99 for a 1.75L. Your choice may be good Your location may be expensive. Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 11:09 PM (5gToQ) Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 11:09 PM (KhFZp) 289
I remember when Peach Schnapps was "a thing". And Fuzzy Navels (lady's drink) were "a thing". (Peach Schnapps and OJ)
I discovered that I liked upping the octane of the Fuzzy Navel with some vodka, and finally discovered that the OJ was pointless. Man did I wake up with some headaches. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 11:09 PM (4Mv1T) 290
Posted by: Farmer at April 25, 2015 11:08 PM (o/90i
Expenses going their to Nepal is gonna be a bitch. Pony up 3rd world dictators. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:10 PM (o4Q38) 291
I got you covered.
May the best day of your past, Be the worst day of your future. Slainte! Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor Salude. Be well DC. T Posted by: Farmer at April 25, 2015 11:11 PM (o/90i) 292
>>>so I went for the Kirkland imported vodka for the same price. Did I make the correct decision?
I'm not familiar with Kirkland. Where's it imported from, Donegal? Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 11:11 PM (e+1S5) 293
Sings: "That Old Nepal of Mine."
Posted by: Cankles the mellifluent at April 25, 2015 11:12 PM (wfUWX) 294
and finally discovered that the OJ was pointless.
Man did I wake up with some headaches. Posted by: Tobacco Road See? It required more than a murderous ex-football player to put TR off schnapps. Peach. What can't it destroy? Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 11:12 PM (KhFZp) 295
wow
RDJ must be a conservative because the SJW are coming for him hammer and tong The Mexican director of the film "Birdman" said that super hero films were "cultural genocide". The press asked RDJ about it, clearly hoping to provoke him since he was doing pressers for the Avengers RDJ said he respected the heck out of the director and that "for a man whose native tongue is Spanish to be able to put together a phrase like cultural genocide just shows how bright he is." snarky, sure. But the other guy started it. And the press was hoping for a reaction so now they are saying he is racist. Because Mexican is a race. or spanish. or something Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 25, 2015 11:13 PM (zOTsN) 296
I'm pretty unconvinced that handing over $135,000 to those bakers so that they can then hand it all over to those two lesbian scalp hunters. Those two made 88 separate claims of harm from that one encounter of being denied a fucking cake.
http://tinyurl.com/lvvnsfp (danaloeschradio) The Bowman-Cryers claimed they felt "mentally raped" in a list of 88 symptoms of emotional distress at being refused a cake Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2015 11:13 PM (87kuo) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2015 11:13 PM (4MMvf) Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 11:13 PM (4Mv1T) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:14 PM (o4Q38) 300
I'm not familiar with Kirkland. Where's it imported from, Donegal?
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 11:11 PM (e+1S5) It's the national tipple of the Peoples' Republic of Costco. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2015 11:14 PM (wfUWX) 301
Be well, Ricardo Del La Murte
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 11:14 PM (KhFZp) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 25, 2015 11:14 PM (W5DcG) 303
I bet if I got enough peach vodka in Huma, I could finally get out of this goddamned friendzone.
Posted by: Hillarys depressed areola at April 25, 2015 11:14 PM (JP25I) 304
Nite Riccardo
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:15 PM (o4Q38) 305
Is this a recycled ONT?
Posted by: some guy at April 25, 2015 11:15 PM (QCc6B) 306
Val-U-Rite with a splash of peppermint schnapps over ice
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2015 11:15 PM (KCxzN) 307
The Bowman-Cryers claimed they felt "mentally raped" in a list of 88 symptoms of emotional distress at being refused a cake
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2015 11:13 PM (87kuo) Ought to just give them a sea-can full of hyphens. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2015 11:15 PM (wfUWX) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:16 PM (o4Q38) 309
Is this a recycled ONT?
Posted by: some guy ----------------------------- We prefer to call it "regurgitated". Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 11:16 PM (4Mv1T) 310
Surprised folks aren't talking about the WHCD tonight. Then again I just watched the monologues. Not much to miss.
It's a good thing the White House Correspondents' Dinner wasn't around in the 19th century. Take Andrew Jackson for instance. He would have insisted on writing his own material, which likely would have consisted of a bunch of racist slave jokes, shaking his cane, death threats against his opponents, and killing an ex-cabinet member in a duel. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2015 11:16 PM (elbY7) 311
Car fire in Baltimore. Unknown if it's related to the protests or just youthful hijinks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 11:16 PM (KH1sk) 312
I'm wondering: if the principle of innocent until proven guilty no longer applies when the charge is rape, why, exactly, should it apply to a charge of murder?
So, I accuse someone of murdering me. Somebody points out I'm not dead. So I respond by saying telling the truth about my being still alive is insufficiently sensitive to the nastiness of murder. Which makes me want to shout "Bring out your dead." "But I'm not dead." Posted by: Northernlurker at April 25, 2015 11:17 PM (nlHrF) 313
Apricots are congealed snails
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 11:17 PM (KhFZp) 314
The Mexican director of the film "Birdman" said that super hero films were "cultural genocide".
*Phew*. Glad I didn't spend actual money on his movie. I had a feeling it was going to be overrated mush. so now they are saying he is racist. Because Mexican is a race. And your sarcasm would be... exactly right: http://news.sciencemag.org/biology/2014/06/people-mexico-show-stunning-amount-genetic-diversity Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 11:17 PM (AVEe1) Posted by: seamrog at April 25, 2015 11:17 PM (Udg+w) 316
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2015 11:16 PM (elbY7)
Hi Steve. Andrew Jackson, at least he was a man compared to this Fuckstick in the White House now Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:18 PM (o4Q38) 317
of course the Mexican director went on at length on how super hero films are really right wing becuase the love violence so much, over use the word hero, and kill people who arent like them'
that was not consider controversial. In fact it was in a 2014 interview and it didnt even make a ripple in the press Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 25, 2015 11:18 PM (zOTsN) 318
The Bowman-Cryers claimed they felt "mentally raped"
It was bad, yo. They took footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI3NoBeNwfk Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 11:19 PM (AVEe1) 319
Huh.
I only saw the one cat, CDR, until your comment made me go back to look... Did you do anything about a mower today? Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 25, 2015 11:20 PM (df5yj) 320
Car fire in Baltimore. Unknown if it's related to the protests or just youthful hijinks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 11:16 PM (KH1sk) Just a foreign exchange student from France. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 25, 2015 11:20 PM (W5DcG) 321
311 Car fire in Baltimore. Unknown if it's related to the protests or just youthful hijinks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 11:16 Just a Ford Pinto, move along folks nothing to see here Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:20 PM (o4Q38) 322
Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 25, 2015 11:13 PM (zOTsN)
RDJ has been in the cross hairs of the SJWs for a while as he is one of the few very visible people in Hollywood who is willing to stand by Mel Gibson after Gibson stood by him when RDJ ran into his own public problems. Being suspected of not being a moonbat is just the latest reason to go after him. Can't imagine he cares- he is doing pretty well in box office returns and Hollywood has to offset all the Matt Damon and other leftest box office flops somewhere. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 25, 2015 11:21 PM (F9322) 323
As I recall, Innaritu (the director of Birdman) walked back his nasty comments about superhero flicks a few days later.
It's also interesting that his comments at the Oscars were the most pro-American of anyone's there. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2015 11:21 PM (elbY7) 324
right wing becuase the love violence so much, over use the word hero, and kill people who arent like them'
___ You don't say? Well, speaking about violence wait until Comrade Stalin hears about what is going on here in the Ukraine! Posted by: Some Kulak at April 25, 2015 11:21 PM (5LOno) 325
The Mexican director of the film "Birdman" said that super hero films were "cultural genocide".
He's jealous. Avengers is going to make serious $$$. Birdman will be relegated to IFC at 2am. Posted by: puddleglum at April 25, 2015 11:22 PM (syGA0) 326
Peach anything is gay.
Posted by: Ricardo ----------------------- I note that you waited until I was not here to say that. But..., no mind. The half peach pickled in my Mason Jar is unmoved by what flat-land Texans think. * sips meditatively * Posted by: Mike Hammer, generally only doing legal things at April 25, 2015 11:23 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 11:23 PM (KH1sk) Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 11:23 PM (KhFZp) 329
>>>Car fire in Baltimore. Unknown if it's related to the protests or just youthful hijinks.
Only one? Slow Saturday night in Bmore. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 11:24 PM (e+1S5) 330
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Surprised folks aren't talking about the WHCD tonight. Then again I just watched the monologues. Not much to miss. It's a good thing the White House Correspondents' Dinner wasn't around in the 19th century. Take Andrew Jackson for instance. He would have insisted on writing his own material, which likely would have consisted of a bunch of racist slave jokes, shaking his cane, death threats against his opponents, and killing an ex-cabinet member in a duel. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2015 11:16 PM (elbY7) You say that like it'd be a bad thing..... Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 11:24 PM (T1005) Posted by: pookysgirl is finally home at April 25, 2015 11:24 PM (dCUzJ) 332
310 qdpsteve,
At least I might watch that one. In fact, it's about the only way I would watch the Jug Eared Fuckstick; in a duel. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2015 11:25 PM (87kuo) Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2015 11:26 PM (MDgS8) 334
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311 Car fire in Baltimore. Unknown if it's related to the protests or just youthful hijinks. Posted by: All Hail Eris -------------- Just a Ford Pinto, move along folks nothing to see here Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian ---------------------------- We've confirmed that it was a Chevy pickup. Posted by: NBC Nightly News at April 25, 2015 11:26 PM (df5yj) 335
Dear Lord,,
Just saw on the news. Over 1800 dead so far in Katmandu earthquake. Caused avalanches in Tibet where at least 10 dead on Everest. You. Just. Never. Know. So... Love each other fellow babies Posted by: teej at April 25, 2015 11:26 PM (mJRr3) 336
* sips meditatively * Posted by: Mike Hammer, generally only doing legal things Now boys, if I have to stop this ONT ......... Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:26 PM (o4Q38) 337
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At the Liquor store today they had UV vodka for $16.99 for a 1.75L I picked the Karkov for $11.99 for a 1.75L. Your choice may be good Your location may be expensive. Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 11:09 PM (5gToQ) The Karkov bottle scares me as it too closely resembles Popov. I've had a very bad experience with Popov. Also, Karkov is ~$15 around here. 292 I'm not familiar with Kirkland. Where's it imported from, Donegal? Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 11:11 PM (e+1S5) I'm gonna be super serial here for a moment and state that the Kirkland imported vodka is from France. Also, it's stupid cheap for how good it is. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 25, 2015 11:27 PM (l3LvV) 338
I was going to watch Birdman but when I heard the Director didn't speak English. I passed up on watching it. I hate having to read the translated dialogue.
Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 11:27 PM (5gToQ) 339
As an aside, violence is inherent in leftwing politics. It has to be.
Leftwing economics is centered on the notion that it is ok to take from some for the good of others. How can you be certain to compel someone to give up some of their wealth, time, or expertise in the way the government wants? Only by force. Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2015 11:27 PM (5LOno) 340
We've confirmed that it was a Chevy pickup.
Posted by: NBC ------------------ Like NBC newsjerks would know a pickup truck if they saw it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, generally only doing legal things at April 25, 2015 11:27 PM (F2IAQ) 341
of course the Mexican director went on at length on how super hero films are really right wing becuase the love violence so much, over use the word hero, and kill people who arent like them'
Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 25, 2015 11:18 PM Really? Hadn't thought of that. I'm not particularly fond of superhero/comic films in general, for a variety of reasons, but now... I may have to reconsider the genre. Posted by: otho at April 25, 2015 11:29 PM (tBSrv) 342
322 >> Hollywood has to offset all the Matt Damon and other leftest box office flops somewhere.
Well I sure do my share. I don't buy anything that has shitweasel Damon in it. He can go to Howard Zinn's grave and give him a boneyard blowjob as far as I'm concerned. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2015 11:29 PM (87kuo) 343
Like NBC newsjerks would know a pickup truck if they saw it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, generally only doing legal Choo choo, trolley time Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:29 PM (o4Q38) 344
>>>I'm gonna be super serial here for a moment and state that the Kirkland imported vodka is from France. Also, it's stupid cheap for how good it is.
No kidding? For cheap vodka, I like pinnacle, and I've not seen Kirkland around these parts. But thanks. I'll file that away for future reference. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 11:30 PM (e+1S5) 345
And FYI, and JMHO, but Cherry Noir vodka is wretched.
OR, and this is truly frightening, I've lost my ability to drink. I'll get a bottle of Old Faithful (360 Glazed Donut Vodka) and perform tests. Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 11:30 PM (KH1sk) 346
326 The half peach pickled in my Mason Jar is unmoved by what flat-land Texans think.
* sips meditatively * Posted by: Mike Hammer, generally only doing legal things at April 25, 2015 11:23 PM (F2IAQ) Many a fine Sunday was wasted after my mom made makeshift Bellinis for brunch: 1/2 peach in heavy syrup in a balloon wine glass, splash in some syrup, fill glass with champagne. Mmmmmmm Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 25, 2015 11:30 PM (Vm8WO) 347
I ont see where the Mexican director walked back his comments about cultural genocide at all
do you hae a link and in his Oscar speech he was noted for dedicating it to Mexican immigrants and put down the Mexican government Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 25, 2015 11:30 PM (zOTsN) 348
My dad worked for a Alcohol distributor. Tanker trucks show up and bottles get filled. Unless it is a high end bottle the low end ones get filled with the same stuff just different shaped/labeled bottles.
Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 11:31 PM (5gToQ) 349
Andrew Jackson, at least he was a man compared to this Fuckstick in the White House now
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:18 PM Dat's true. We've got the doggies down to sleep now. I I think I'll have a snack now and then slip away to bed. Hope the cabin opening and all that entails goes well. We need spring here in the Midwest soon! Posted by: Farmer at April 25, 2015 11:31 PM (o/90i) 350
327 Ladies, there's a nice pair o' guns in the AC-130U clip.
Just sayin'. Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 11:23 PM (KH1sk) Really? Brb Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 25, 2015 11:32 PM (Vm8WO) 351
Posted by: teej at April 25, 2015 11:26 PM (mJRr3)
Son and d-i-l of some people I'm in contact with in Mongolia run a restaurant in Nepal. They were in Hong Kong this week and all their workers are safe too, but apparently the villages the workers come from are pretty much destroyed. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 25, 2015 11:32 PM (GDulk) 352
The Bowman-Cryers claimed they felt "mentally raped" in a list of 88 symptoms of emotional distress at being refused a cake
We do Latin inscriptions... Posted by: Catallus at April 25, 2015 11:32 PM (FcR7P) 353
He can go to Howard Zinn's grave and give him a boneyard blowjob as far as I'm concerned.
Thats Matt Damon's next movie. Posted by: puddleglum at April 25, 2015 11:32 PM (syGA0) 354
I think Kirkland is a private label brand sold only in Costco (in states where the State doesn't run the liquor business).
For a great vodka, look for Spirits of the Blue Ridge. Made here in Va Beach, almost half the price of the Goose, and it's better. Bottle looks very similar, btw. Posted by: NBC Nightly News at April 25, 2015 11:33 PM (df5yj) 355
the director speaks english, the Film Birdman is in english
weird film. disorienting. sort of black swan but for acting Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 25, 2015 11:34 PM (zOTsN) 356
I was going to watch Birdman but when I heard the Director didn't speak English. I passed up on watching it. I hate having to read the translated dialogue.
Posted by: Robinson The dialogue is completely in American English and seems ad-lib for the most part. He may have outlined the script but it's not a jumbled mess of dialogue. But of course, it's an art-house film that has no plot and nihilist tendencies. YMMV. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 11:34 PM (KhFZp) 357
Thats Matt Damon's next movie.
Posted by: puddleglum at April 25, 2015 11 The Blow Job Ultimatum? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:35 PM (o4Q38) 358
The best vodka is 40-proof Kamchatka. * hic *
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 25, 2015 11:35 PM (Dwehj) 359
I've posted this in a few threads, except ONT.
Mrs. CAC had Jameson April 21 at 11:03 pm PDT. I remember when Ace reposted CAC thread Life is Beautiful a few days before Christmas & people wanted baby registry. I posted I would post, but not on blog because CAC saw it & knew I was answering abondanded thread. Scrogg Dog & others wanted Baby Registry. I have & this is last time I am posting it. If anyone wants it please email me @ carolthewiz@gmail.com. I'll send to,or row. Posted by: Carol at April 25, 2015 11:35 PM (sj3Ax) 360
I will hereby make my pronouncement on tonight's drinking:
Stoli + c8 Peach Strawberry Fusion + Grey Goose jello shots= happy Pookysgirl Posted by: pookysgirl is finally home at April 25, 2015 11:35 PM (dCUzJ) Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2015 11:35 PM (MDgS8) 362
359-
Should have tomorrow! Posted by: Carol at April 25, 2015 11:36 PM (sj3Ax) 363
The Bowman-Cryers claimed they felt "mentally raped" in a list of 88 symptoms of emotional distress at being refused a cake
------------------ Embracing left/liberal/prog perspective means abandoning all that is logical, or even real. Posted by: Mike Hammer, generally only doing legal things at April 25, 2015 11:37 PM (F2IAQ) 364
SNL going after Hillary
Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 25, 2015 11:37 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2015 11:38 PM (MDgS8) 366
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No kidding? For cheap vodka, I like pinnacle, and I've not seen Kirkland around these parts. But thanks. I'll file that away for future reference. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 11:30 PM (e+1S5) Pinnacle is okay, but I prefer Svedka in that price range. BTW, Kirkland is the Costco-specific "generic" name. Generally, the Kirkland branded stuff is pretty damned good. That said, their American vodka ($12/1.75l) is truly Val-U-Rite grade. Not sure if that's good or bad... Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 25, 2015 11:38 PM (l3LvV) 367
Evening morons. Working again. Leave me some good stuff to read if I get a breather.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 25, 2015 11:39 PM (b2cFu) Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2015 11:39 PM (MDgS8) 369
The bad news regarding Covered California - the current expected FY2016 loss is not $78 million as the OC Register claims, but $104 million.
The worse news - it hasn't quite burned through all $1,200 million in federal grants it already received, so it probably won't go Tango Uniform until 2018 or 2019. Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2015 11:39 PM (cL79m) 370
I would absolutely order a box of cannolis from Catullus Cake Shoppe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 11:39 PM (KH1sk) 371
The Costco here has been open >6 months but they still don't have the liquor permits. asshats.
Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at April 25, 2015 11:40 PM (X3xYu) 372
A morally ambiguous Star Wars sounds awful to me.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 25, 2015 11:40 PM (39g3+) 373
As for SNL going after Hillary, it's obvious she won't be able to keep the DemocRAT field clear and thus won't be the DemocRAT nominee. Her best hope is for a brokered Republican convention turning its lonely eyes toward her, thinking some torrid makeup political sex and being 1 inch to the right of the Fauxahontas/MOM ticket will give them the Presidency.
Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2015 11:42 PM (cL79m) 374
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 25, 2015 11:38 PM (l3LvV)
The King's Square vodka I get here is even cheaper. But, I don't drink it. I use it to make tinctures and if I drank *those* it would be 3-10 drops in a full glass of water. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 25, 2015 11:42 PM (GDulk) Posted by: Huma at April 25, 2015 11:43 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: Huma at April 25, 2015 11:43 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 25, 2015 11:43 PM (Dwehj) 378
Like NBC newsjerks would know a pickup truck if they saw it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, generally only doing legal things at April 25, 2015 11:27 PM (F2IAQ) Well, they do know all about arson. Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2015 11:43 PM (cL79m) 379
Congrats to Calgary. I don't follow them closely. When was the last time they won a playoff series?
Posted by: puddleglum at April 25, 2015 11:43 PM (syGA0) 380
That article on spinels was tres cool. I have several spinels in my gem collection. They are relatively inexpensive gemstones, and quite durable with a mohs hardness of 7.5-8.0. As a comparison, rubies and sapphires have a hardness of 8.5.
Here are some spinel gemstone images: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=spinel+gemsiax=1ia=images Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2015 11:43 PM (87kuo) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:44 PM (o4Q38) 382
I saw Recent Decent open for Manomics-Oba at an all-percussion tribute to Tito Fuente back in '72. Might have been '73.
Posted by: Mickey and Sylvia at April 25, 2015 11:44 PM (QP2lF) 383
Now THAT's a signature win! Flames go down 0-3 in the first ten minutes, then fight back to win the game 7-4 and the series 4-2! The C of Red goes nuts! Man, I'd love to be on the Red Mile tonight instead of a Baltimore bar where everyone's looking at me wondering why I'm screaming and dancing. Next up: Duck soup.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 25, 2015 11:45 PM (EPaen) 384
Even her grandchild
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:44 PM (o4Q3 Have we established Chelsea came out of Hillary? Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2015 11:45 PM (cL79m) 385
Pookysgirl, I may use the cherry vodka for jello shots.
Found some intriguing recipes for wiggly jiggly alcoholic funtime: http://www.thefoodinmybeard.com/recipe/jelloshots/ Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 11:45 PM (KH1sk) 386
I'm waiting for McConnell, Graham, et al, to ride to Hillary's rescue..., by issuing an endorsement. Hell, that's what they did with Lynch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2015 11:45 PM (F2IAQ) 387
>>>Pinnacle is okay, but I prefer Svedka in that price range.
BTW, Kirkland is the Costco-specific "generic" name. Generally, the Kirkland branded stuff is pretty damned good. That said, their American vodka ($12/1.75l) is truly Val-U-Rite grade. Not sure if that's good or bad... I've actually got a bottle of Svedka in the bar right now. They're both fine once mixed with club and a lime. And that explains why I've never heard of Kirkland, nearest Costco is in Louisville, and I'm not driving 2 hours for a bottle of vodka. Bourbon or scotch? Sure. But not cheap vodka. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 11:46 PM (e+1S5) 388
I'm waiting for McConnell, Graham, et al, to ride to Hillary's rescue..., by issuing an endorsement. Hell, that's what they did with Lynch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2015 11:45 PM (F2IAQ) Your 2016 RepublicRAT Grand Unity Ticket - Clinton/Bush. Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2015 11:47 PM (cL79m) 389
Have we established Chelsea came out of Hillary?
Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2015 11:45 PM (cL79m) I don't think Webb Hubbell went Jenner on us Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:47 PM (o4Q38) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2015 11:47 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2015 11:47 PM (cL79m) 392
Godzilla mist be right wing, anti asian racist and anti environmental. Or something
Posted by: ThunderB at April 25, 2015 11:48 PM (zOTsN) 393
Did you do anything about a mower today?
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 25, 2015 11:20 PM (df5yj) Yup went to Lowes and got a new mower. Got the Husqvarna mower. Last years model was on sale. Posted by: CDR M at April 25, 2015 11:48 PM (f8lRd) 394
Who's up for another toast? Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 25, 2015 11:48 PM (qry2M) 395
Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2015 11:47 PM (cL79m)
So what did you think of Johnson's vote for her. Is he that frightened of Feingold? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:48 PM (o4Q38) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2015 11:48 PM (F2IAQ) 397
I think crappy vodka and a brita filter is cheaper than high end vodka.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 25, 2015 11:48 PM (39g3+) 398
"(sorry... new Lady friend is a VERY Hot ICU Nurse... )"
That just means she can kill you in your sleep and make it look like natural causes. Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2015 11:49 PM (mx5oN) Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2015 11:50 PM (MDgS8) 400
Evening morons. Working again. Leave me some good stuff to read if I get a breather.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 25, 2015 11:39 PM How's it going w/ you CC? I'm wrangling a 15 week old pup right now. Fun and frustration. Her older "sister" is some help but it is interesting. Be well, T Posted by: Farmer at April 25, 2015 11:50 PM (o/90i) Posted by: Mickey and Sylvia at April 25, 2015 11:50 PM (QP2lF) 402
Lexington also has a Costco, DC.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 25, 2015 11:51 PM (nhgiS) 403
So what did you think of Johnson's vote for her. Is he that frightened of Feingold?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:48 PM (o4Q3 Never send a businessman to do a zealot's job, especially when the "leader" of that businessman's party is working for the other party. I'm prepared to once again say Sen. Russ el-Slimeroad (Moonbat-Al Qaeda). Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2015 11:51 PM (cL79m) 404
That just means she can kill you in your sleep and make it look like natural causes.>>>
I thought that was the reason you don't let your cats into the bedroom. Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 11:52 PM (5gToQ) 405
I think crappy vodka and a brita filter is cheaper than high end vodka.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor Brita filters aren't exacly cheap. Unless, of course, you repack them. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 11:52 PM (KhFZp) 406
Like NBC newsjerks would know a pickup truck if they saw it.
They know someone who drives a Subaru Brat. Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2015 11:53 PM (FcR7P) 407
Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2015 11:39 PM (cL79m)
It's a race in CA to see if they run out of money, water, or electricity first. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2015 11:53 PM (87kuo) Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2015 11:53 PM (MDgS8) 409
>>>Lexington also has a Costco, DC.
Yeah, that's like three hours. Svedka and Pinnacle will do fine. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 11:53 PM (e+1S5) 410
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Who's up for another toast? Congrats to the Atlanta Flames!!! Cheeers!!!! Your cheap demagoguery rolls right off my back. FLAMES WIN! FLAMES WIN! WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO! Posted by: Weirddave at April 25, 2015 11:54 PM (7TK5d) Posted by: Big, Pulsing Uranium at April 25, 2015 11:54 PM (FcR7P) 412
Baby, Baby, Baby Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 25, 2015 11:54 PM (qry2M) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:54 PM (o4Q38) 414
It's a race in CA to see if they run out of money, water, or electricity first.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2015 11:53 PM (87kuo) In order - water, electricity, money. As Monty says, they're terminally boned. Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2015 11:54 PM (cL79m) Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2015 11:55 PM (FcR7P) 416
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Who's up for another toast? Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 25, 2015 11:48 PM (qry2M) Bring it. Got a fresh kir ready Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 25, 2015 11:55 PM (Vm8WO) 417
I'm such a narcissistic fuckwad.
Posted by: Commander in Queef at April 25, 2015 11:55 PM (JP25I) 418
Like NBC newsjerks would know a pickup truck if they saw it.>>>
They do know the best places to put model rocket motors to make the gas tank explode though. Posted by: Robinson at April 25, 2015 11:55 PM (5gToQ) 419
Yup went to Lowes and got a new mower. Got the Husqvarna mower. Last years model was on sale
Posted by: CDR M ---------------------------- Good for you. You'll be happy - I know I am. Like I said, first pull every time. Three years now. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 25, 2015 11:56 PM (h6Xwq) Posted by: Weirddave at April 25, 2015 11:56 PM (7TK5d) 421
Okay Here's to tall ships, Here's to small ships, Here's to all the ships at sea. But the best ships are friendships, Here's to you and me Bottoms Up! Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 25, 2015 11:57 PM (qry2M) 422
Once you have a pitcher, the filter is about 10-12 bucks. A high end bottle of vodka can run you 200 bucks although 50 or so is more likely for a good bottle. Buy a cheap bottle and run it through the filter 5-6 times and apparently its indistinguishable from the finest stuff.
Not that I care for vodka, but at least that's what people say and Mythbuster showed. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 25, 2015 11:57 PM (39g3+) 423
I think I came up with an idea for Quebec City to get a NHL team again. "Award" Atlanta another team, wait a few years, it fails, team leaves for Quebec City.
Posted by: puddleglum at April 25, 2015 11:57 PM (syGA0) 424
Does anyone remember McLame "threatening" to run for VP on the democrap ticket?
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 25, 2015 11:57 PM (Gvuh9) 425
Good for you. You'll be happy - I know I am. Like I said, first pull every time. Three years now.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 25, 2015 11:56 PM (h6Xwq) I have a Dixon ZTR rider. Electric start for the win. Biggest drawback? It takes both hands to steer it, so it's hard to mow with a drink in your hand. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2015 11:58 PM (wfUWX) 426
SNL going after Hillary
Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 25, 2015 11:37 PM (zOTsN) I am shocked that Lorne Michaels was found dead at Fort Marcy Park so shortly after my inauguration. What a tragedy. Posted by: Her Royal Highness at April 25, 2015 11:59 PM (F9322) 427
I thought it was the Baltimore Flames?
Posted by: t-bird ------------- You're thinking of Indianapolis. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2015 12:00 AM (F2IAQ) 428
@CDR M
I'm glad someone got the drummer reference! 387 And that explains why I've never heard of Kirkland, nearest Costco is in Louisville, and I'm not driving 2 hours for a bottle of vodka. Bourbon or scotch? Sure. But not cheap vodka. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 11:46 PM (e+1S5) They've got Kirkland branded bourbon and scotch, too! They're good, but not 2 hours drive good. 397 I think crappy vodka and a brita filter is cheaper than high end vodka. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 25, 2015 11:48 PM (39g3+) The conclusion of that Mythbusters episode confuses me. The professional vodka taster can clearly identify the difference between the rounds of filtration of cheap vodka through a Brita filter. Yet, the myth of creating good vodka from shit vodka via filtration is ruled as "Busted." WTF? Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 26, 2015 12:00 AM (l3LvV) 429
A high end bottle of vodka can run you 200 bucks although 50 or so is more likely for a good bottle.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor Ve laugh at you. Posted by: Russkij Standart at April 26, 2015 12:00 AM (KhFZp) 430
Hey, Gingy. Just so you know, Dave figured out the combination to the liquor cabinet. Maybe 1-2-3-4-5 wasn't the best choice.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 26, 2015 12:01 AM (e+1S5) 431
The conclusion of that Mythbusters episode confuses me. The professional vodka taster can clearly identify the difference between the rounds of filtration of cheap vodka through a Brita filter. Yet, the myth of creating good vodka from shit vodka via filtration is ruled as "Busted." WTF?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 26, 2015 12:00 AM (l3LvV) Highly-filtered does not equal good. Posted by: steveegg at April 26, 2015 12:02 AM (cL79m) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 12:02 AM (o4Q38) 433
425 It takes both hands to steer it, so it's hard to mow with a drink in your hand.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2015 11:58 PM Problem solved: http://tinyurl.com/n8qe9dh Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 12:03 AM (Vm8WO) 434
Evenin' everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 26, 2015 12:03 AM (UVfht) 435
I had an incident involving vodka so I don't do vodka--ever.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 26, 2015 12:04 AM (nlHrF) 436
Highly-filtered does not equal good.
Posted by: steveegg at April 26, 2015 12:02 AM (cL79m) Exactly. There could be some nasties in the cheap vodka that the Brita filter is not capable of removing; and also it might remove some desirable attributes, like flavor. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2015 12:04 AM (wfUWX) 437
Northernlurker, you've gotta get back on that horse --
...unless the incident involved a horse... Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 26, 2015 12:05 AM (KH1sk) 438
Hey, Gingy. Just so you know, Dave figured out the combination to the liquor cabinet. Maybe 1-2-3-4-5 wasn't the best choice.
Nah, it's only 2 digits. We used your IQ. That gave me the one to start, it only took me 5 tries to get the second digit. :p Posted by: Weirddave at April 26, 2015 12:05 AM (7TK5d) 439
Hm I remember the episode differently, he had difficulty distinguishing the two as I recall. Its been a while though.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2015 12:06 AM (39g3+) 440
So what did you think of Johnson's vote for her. Is he that frightened of Feingold?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 11:48 PM (o4Q3 Johnson joined my Congress critter Reid Ribble as another worthless GOP type who I won't vote for again (and didn't in 14 for Ribble) , and I don't care if my one vote would mean that Feingold will be back. To hell with the 'lesser evil' approach. Give me a reason to vote or I can stay home. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 26, 2015 12:06 AM (F9322) 441
I had a conversation with a coworker about a time she got wildly drunk and the police had her ingest charcoal to purge her body of alcohol poisoning.
After my incident with vodka my body did just fine purging itself on its own. Posted by: Northernlurker at April 26, 2015 12:06 AM (nlHrF) 442
Problem solved: http://tinyurl.com/n8qe9dh
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 12:03 AM (Vm8WO) I'm on it! I can build one for less than that, too. Just duct-tape a couple of beer coozies to a hard hat, and supply some Tygon tubing. Which I have, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2015 12:07 AM (wfUWX) 443
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Highly-filtered does not equal good. Posted by: steveegg at April 26, 2015 12:02 AM (cL79m) Fair enough. However, I don't recall the Mythbusters delving into other criteria. They just jumped from a professional vodka tester correctly identifying every level of filtration to "Busted!" Been a while since I saw the episode, though. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 26, 2015 12:07 AM (l3LvV) 444
Awright, time to curl up with a good book. Good night ultramaroons!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 26, 2015 12:07 AM (KH1sk) 445
I am looking into getting a tow behind trail mower to keep from having to buy a new rider every 4 years. I live in the country and the riders I've bought are set up to mow suburban shaded lawns. The decks clog and reek hell on the engine. even if you mow once a week.
Anyone have experience with this? Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:08 AM (5gToQ) 446
Nah, it's only 2 digits. We used your IQ. That gave me the one to start, it only took me 5 tries to get the second digit. :p He's saying you have an IQ between 10 and 99. Posted by: eleven at April 26, 2015 12:09 AM (MDgS8) 447
To hell with the 'lesser evil' approach. Give me a reason to vote or I can stay home.
Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 26, 2015 12:06 AM (F9322) I say make it very fucking obvious. Staying home or voting for el-Slimeroad will make the RepublicRATs think they didn't turn far enough to the left when RoJo loses. Voting for somebody other than el-Slimeroad or RoJo (so long as that person is reasonably conservative) will send the message that RoJo's left turns cost him. Whether the RepublicRATs internalize that is an open question, but either they willl do so or they will become extinct. Either is acceptable. Posted by: steveegg at April 26, 2015 12:10 AM (cL79m) 448
445 I am looking into getting a tow behind trail mower to keep from having to buy a new rider every 4 years. I live in the country and the riders I've bought are set up to mow suburban shaded lawns. The decks clog and reek hell on the engine. even if you mow once a week.
Anyone have experience with this? Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:08 AM (5gToQ) I live on a postage stamp so I usually use an old fashioned push reel mower--not for green reasons but because it is simpler. Posted by: Northernlurker at April 26, 2015 12:10 AM (nlHrF) 449
He's saying you have an IQ between 10 and 99.
Posted by: eleven at April 26, 2015 12:09 AM (MDgS ***** Uuummmm...I think that meant between 10 and 19. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 12:11 AM (3F6F8) 450
Kamchatka is the real-life counterpart to Val-U-Rite.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2015 12:12 AM (+4uXG) 451
>>>Nah, it's only 2 digits. We used your IQ. That gave me the one to start, it only took me 5 tries to get the second digit.
Am too smert. My brain good for smart-making. Much good at smart-making. IQ at least 50. Maybe 75 if brain gets caffeine. Rum not so good for smart-making. But me like rum. Yay, rum! Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 26, 2015 12:12 AM (e+1S5) 452
ot.
I saw "Ex Machina" last night. Very late last night, so, too late to mention it here. Plus: - better than "Her" - Tangerine Dream / Mass Effect / Risky Business soundtrack - good acting - google / sergei brin takes one on the chin Minus: - bearded sergei brin is inventing AI and hasn't heard of the Three Laws? even for the prototypes? this is the retardedest sooper jeenyos since the coyote licked his first first stamp for ACME - bearded sergei brin is icky creepy bad. I mentioned prototypes-plural. And his robots are all made to look like hot chicks. Guess what he does with the versions that don't quite work. So, all in all, interesting movie, but stupid. And creepy. At least we're not having to listen in to some nerd beat his meat like we did in "Her". Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 26, 2015 12:13 AM (AVEe1) 453
435 I had an incident involving vodka so I don't do vodka--ever.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 26, 2015 12:04 AM (nlHrF) We've all had an incident. Mine: Bacardi 151 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 12:13 AM (Vm8WO) 454
We've all had an incident. Mine: Bacardi 151
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 12:13 AM (Vm8WO) Captain Morgan here. I got right back on that boat. Posted by: steveegg at April 26, 2015 12:14 AM (cL79m) 455
oting for somebody other than el-Slimeroad or RoJo (so long as that person is reasonably conservative) will send the message that RoJo's left turns cost him.
Posted by: steveegg at April 26, 2015 12:10 AM (cL79m) I can't imagine someone trying to run 3rd party as conservative in the election. Usually the only 3rd party person who runs is someone even Dane County voters know is a complete nutter (though of course they still give that person some votes because Dane County). Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 26, 2015 12:14 AM (F9322) 456
We've all had an incident. Mine: Bacardi 151
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 Just one? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 12:15 AM (o4Q38) 457
The decks clog and reek hell on the engine. even if you mow once a week.
Anyone have experience with this? Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:08 AM (5gToQ) Yes, and the verb is wreak, BTW. Posted by: A. Guy at April 26, 2015 12:15 AM (rvJrw) 458
Anyone have experience with this?
Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:08 AM (5gToQ) I have a 72" rough-cut mower, also sometimes called a brush hog, that mounts behind my tractor on the 3-point hitch, and is driven by the PTO. "Rough-cut" is a good descriptor. The Dixon mower does a more thorough job. My yard is basically cow pasture, and contains a lot of grass described as "prairie wool" which is very tough, and difficult to cut. I tried a sickle bar mower on it, and it just jammed it right up. A pass with the rough-cut mower, followed by a couple of passes with the Dixon make it look pretty good, if I really want it nice. And no, no bagging of clippings. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2015 12:15 AM (wfUWX) 459
I am looking into getting a tow behind trail mower to keep from having to buy a new rider every 4 years. I live in the country and the riders I've bought are set up to mow suburban shaded lawns. The decks clog and reek hell on the engine. even if you mow once a week.
Anyone have experience with this? Posted by: Robinson ------- Are you using a mulch plug, or is the discharge open. If it is open, I have found that considerable grass will still gather in the discharge deflector. I solved it by just tying up the deflector with a bungee cord. NEVER, EVER get off on that side of the mower. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2015 12:16 AM (F2IAQ) Posted by: eleven at April 26, 2015 12:16 AM (MDgS8) 461
Wow a single incident with one alcohol member of the horde. that is rare.
Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:16 AM (5gToQ) 462
I can't imagine someone trying to run 3rd party as conservative in the election. Usually the only 3rd party person who runs is someone even Dane County voters know is a complete nutter (though of course they still give that person some votes because Dane County).
Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 26, 2015 12:14 AM (F9322) Change the calculus then. Just don't draft me. Posted by: steveegg at April 26, 2015 12:16 AM (cL79m) 463
The trasparent armor article was interesting. I want spinel lenses for my glasses. I am tired of polycarbonate scratching.
I was thinking, emperor Nero had an emerald lorignette, I can have spinel reading/shooting glasses Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2015 12:16 AM (t//F+) 464
We've all had an incident.
---------------- Old Bushmill's It's like bad juju for me. An incident will follow. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2015 12:17 AM (F2IAQ) 465
oooh, Southern Comfort, Broke the backdoor window to get back in the house, Good thing my bedroom floor was linoleum. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 12:17 AM (qry2M) 466
>>>We've all had an incident.
I've had at least one "incident" with each of the major liquors, and some of the obscure ones. I'm inclusive like that. The worst was tequila. Well, the label said tequila, but I think it was recycled mule piss. I ran into a couple of cops that night. Luckily, one of them was my buddy, or I would have slept it off in the Worchester county jail. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 26, 2015 12:18 AM (e+1S5) 467
We've all had an incident. Mine: Bacardi 151
bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 ---------------------------- Ugh. You too? 1982 World's Fair in Knoxville. I was 15 - to this day I can't stand the smell of rum. *disclaimer - Captain & me are still on speaking terms. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 12:18 AM (h6Xwq) 468
We've all had an incident. Mine: Bacardi 151
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 12:13 AM (Vm8WO) Captain Morgan here. I got right back on that boat. Ripple Pagan Pink for me. Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2015 12:18 AM (Gvuh9) 469
We've all had an incident. Mine: Bacardi 151
Tequila. I can't remember the brand or the night. Happened over 20 years ago. I do remember puking all the next day. Posted by: puddleglum at April 26, 2015 12:18 AM (syGA0) 470
If it is open, I have found that considerable grass will still gather in
the discharge deflector. I solved it by just tying up the deflector with a bungee cord. NEVER, EVER get off on that side of the mower.>>> I cut off the deflector (no neighbors within a 100 yards) didn't help. Grass is just too dam dense. Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:19 AM (5gToQ) 471
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We've all had an incident. Mine: Bacardi 151 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 12:13 AM (Vm8WO) Mine involved tequila. To this day, just thinking about tequila makes me gag. Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2015 12:19 AM (sdi6R) 472
I live on a postage stamp so I usually use an old fashioned push reel mower--not for green reasons but because it is simpler.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 26, 2015 12:10 AM (nlHrF) I have the Cadillac of push mowers in my shed: a Clemson E16 Junior. It weighs very little, and achieves the necessary rigidity to keep the reel and bed knife aligned by having side plates made of die-cast magnesium, and a front frame tube a full 1 1/2" in diameter. There is nothing approaching it made today. Made in the USA in the '50's. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2015 12:20 AM (wfUWX) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 12:20 AM (qry2M) Posted by: eleven at April 26, 2015 12:20 AM (MDgS8) 475
Tequila is Spanish for recycled mule piss.
Posted by: steveegg at April 26, 2015 12:20 AM (cL79m) 476
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It's a race in CA to see if they run out of money, water, or electricity first. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2015 11:53 PM (87kuo) In order - water, electricity, money. As Monty says, they're terminally boned. Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2015 11:54 PM (cL79m) Just as they run out of elder gods, first..... Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 12:20 AM (T1005) 477
Kamchatka is the real-life counterpart to Val-U-Rite.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2015 12:12 AM Heaven Hill. Same price point, less bad after-taste. Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2015 12:21 AM (KCxzN) 478
456 We've all had an incident. Mine: Bacardi 151
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 Just one? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 12:15 AM (o4Q3 Heh. Vodka Martinis & Manhattans are too yummy to swear off no matter how many incidents... Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 12:21 AM (Vm8WO) 479
Robinson - how many acres are you trying to mow?
I think your problem may be in buying residential riding mowers instead of a good quality "yard tractor" - expect to pay double or triple that of a decent riding mower. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 12:22 AM (h6Xwq) Posted by: eleven at April 26, 2015 12:23 AM (MDgS8) 481
We've all had an incident. Mine: Bacardi 151
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 Just one? 1981 at a Nebraska game. Just the smell brings back memories- well, not all of them. Posted by: t-bird at April 26, 2015 12:24 AM (FcR7P) 482
We've all had an incident. Mine: Bacardi 151
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 12:13 AM (Vm8WO) Canadian Club and cheap wine. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 26, 2015 12:25 AM (10ydV) 483
Bali Hai wine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 26, 2015 12:25 AM (W5DcG) 484
466 The worst was tequila.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 26, 2015 12:18 AM (e+1S5) I can't drink tequila anymore, it makes me sick. I'm talking one margarita, not even buzzed. Sick as hell the next day. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2015 12:25 AM (Vm8WO) 485
I cut off the deflector (no neighbors within a 100 yards) didn't help. Grass is just too dam dense.
Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:19 AM (5gToQ) 1. Take two passes, first with the cut set high, second set to your desired final height. 2. On a walk-behind rotary, set the front wheels a notch lower, so the deck of the machine is a bit high in the front. That way, the front of the blade cuts the grass to say, two inches, and the rear of the blade reduces that to an inch and a half. Result: shorter clippings that are less likely to clog. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2015 12:26 AM (wfUWX) 486
I think your problem may be in buying residential riding mowers instead
of a good quality "yard tractor" - expect to pay double or triple that of a decent riding mower.>>> I've borrowed my Dads Kubota B2650 and yes it has no problems. But that is a $20K setup. I'm curious if any one uses a $1.4kK trail mower to fix the problem on the cheap. Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:27 AM (5gToQ) 487
From what I've gathered here, flaming Dr. Peppers and margaritas will be the official drinks of the upcoming NoVaMoMee. So shall it be written.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 26, 2015 12:29 AM (l3LvV) 488
I'm curious if any one uses a $1.4kK trail mower to fix the problem on the cheap.
Posted by: Robinson ------------ As a matter of curiosity, have your previous mowers been two blade, or three blade machines? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2015 12:30 AM (F2IAQ) 489
On a walk-behind rotary, set the front wheels a notch lower, so the deck of the machine is a bit high in the front. That way, the front of the blade cuts the grass to say, two inches, and the rear of the blade reduces that to an inch and a half. Result: shorter clippings that are less likely to clog.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2015 12:26 AM or do it like my FIL did...set the left front wheel at 4, the left rear wheel at 3 & a half, the right front wheel at 3, & the right wheel at 2 & a half... then tell me that I have a fcuked up mower Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2015 12:31 AM (KCxzN) 490
If it is open, I have found that considerable grass will still gather in the discharge deflector. I solved it by just tying up the deflector with a bungee cord. NEVER, EVER get off on that side of the mower.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April Here, hold my beer Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 12:31 AM (o4Q38) 491
Is this the lawn mowing with tequila thread?
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 26, 2015 12:31 AM (xVgrA) 492
Night, kids. One day and a wakeup until I get my Cougar and Princess back. We're used to separation, that doesn't mean it's fun.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 26, 2015 12:31 AM (e+1S5) 493
I had to mow twice to get that shit cleaned up
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2015 12:32 AM (KCxzN) 494
I've borrowed my Dads Kubota B2650 and yes it has no
problems. But that is a $20K setup. I'm curious if any one uses a $1.4kK trail mower to fix the problem on the cheap. Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:27 AM (5gToQ) What do you trail it behind? Is it self-powered? There is a type of mower called a "flail mower". Often used for mowing ditches. It has a thick horizontal axle studded with small metal loops, from which hang small L-shaped steel blades, or flails. The long leg of the "L" has a hole drilled to go on the loop (which is actually like a clevis), and the short end of the "L" has its edges sharpened. Axle rotates very fast, and centrifugal force makes the flails stand out straight, but they will deflect if an obstacle is encountered such as a boulder or a sleeping hobo. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2015 12:33 AM (wfUWX) 495
492 Night, kids. One day and a wakeup until I get my Cougar and Princess back. We're used to separation, that doesn't mean it's fun.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April Been there, done that for 7 years Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 12:34 AM (o4Q38) 496
Is this the lawn mowing with tequila thread?
Yes. Earlier, it was the "drinking at the laundromat" thread. These things evolve... Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2015 12:34 AM (KCxzN) 497
I had to mow twice to get that shit cleaned up
Posted by: AltonJackson ----------------- I got a haircut like that once. Barber was a Lumbee indian, or maybe a Pembroke..., can't recall. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2015 12:34 AM (F2IAQ) 498
As a matter of curiosity, have your previous mowers been two blade, or three blade machines?>>>
All have been 3 blade with the curved side suction decks. The tow behind is this http://tinyurl.com/nbxbztz Swisher 11.5 HP 44 In. Rough Cut Trailcutter Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:36 AM (5gToQ) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 12:36 AM (o4Q38) 500
Tow behind mowers : http://tinyurl.com/m5fx5wv
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2015 12:37 AM (F2IAQ) 501
Robinson@ 486
I was thinking more along the lines of a HD "lawn tractor" in the $4k - $5k range instead $1500 for a homeowner riding mower. For $1500, you could probably pick up a used Skagg with a velky or sulky. Things are bulletproof, will last for decades, and do a very nice job on the lawn. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 12:38 AM (h6Xwq) 502
I had to mow twice to get that shit cleaned up
Posted by: AltonJackson ----------------- I got a haircut like that once. Barber was a Lumbee indian, or maybe a Pembroke..., can't recall. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2015 12:34 AM Don't get me wrong...from a second story window it looked kinda cool..."sculpted" & shit. From street level, it looked like shit Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2015 12:38 AM (KCxzN) 503
Southern Comfort has always been very kind to me. It wants to be my friend no matter how plastered I get. Gin on the other hand... *shudder*... like a nasty hooker that shivs you and steals your wallet.
Posted by: otho at April 26, 2015 12:38 AM (tBSrv) 504
Saturday Night ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/591996999114825728 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/591997314572640257 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/591997578998378496 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/591998014505558017 Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2015 12:39 AM (GrXXa) 505
I've had good luck with Goats. They are also good for keeping grass down.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2015 12:39 AM (Gvuh9) 506
My lawnmower does a great job, I've had it almost 10 years with no issues, very reliable. His name is Jorge. Also does very nice hedge shaping and trimming.
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 26, 2015 12:40 AM (xVgrA) 507
We've all had an incident. Mine: Bacardi 151
Green creme de menthe. Cordials can be just as bad as the stronger stuff if you overdo. Posted by: Basement Cat at April 26, 2015 12:40 AM (3C9q2) 508
The tow behind is this
http://tinyurl.com/nbxbztz Swisher 11.5 HP 44 In. Rough Cut Trailcutter Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:36 AM (5gToQ) That is a baby brush hog, or rough-cut mower. It will knock the grass down. but won't leave a finished "lawn" appearance. There will be tufts or ridges, or leave strips. And will need either a lawn tractor or an ATV to pull it. Of course, if you are looking for an excuse to get an ATV... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2015 12:40 AM (wfUWX) 509
The tow behind is this
http://tinyurl.com/nbxbztz Swisher 11.5 HP 44 In. Rough Cut Trailcutter Posted by: Robinson ------------------------ That particular one seem oriented towards light brush, rather than grass... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2015 12:40 AM (F2IAQ) 510
505 I've had good luck with Goats. They are also good for keeping grass down.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2015 12:39 Didn't know your given name was Abdul Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 12:41 AM (o4Q38) 511
49 Is this the lawn mowing with tequila thread?
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' ---------------------------- Yes. At least until Cooth's dryer breaks again. Then we switch over to Scotch. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 12:41 AM (h6Xwq) 512
Stopped by for one more beer, I hope everyone is well.
Posted by: dartist at April 26, 2015 12:41 AM (ahBY0) Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2015 12:41 AM (KCxzN) 514
511 49 Is this the lawn mowing with tequila thread?
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' ---------------------------- Yes. At least until Cooth's dryer breaks again. Then we switch over to Scotch. ***snort*** Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 26, 2015 12:42 AM (xVgrA) 515
No one talks about me anymore..
* weeps silently * Posted by: Gravely at April 26, 2015 12:43 AM (F2IAQ) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 12:43 AM (o4Q38) 517
kbdabear, For all you do, This Dom Perignon's for you. (attach rubber hose to usb port, and sip away) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 12:43 AM (qry2M) 518
Night all.
Out early. Here is "If you want blood (your got it)" by AC/DC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EWqTym2cQU Posted by: The Political Hat at April 26, 2015 12:44 AM (0Ew3K) 519
The Privateers would just work sub-rosa at the same
time-line as the Kirk/TOS episodes. It could explain a lot of fortuitous events that played out in TOS. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 10:13 PM (KhFZp) I am thinking of Iain Banks Culture's Special Circumstances. See, some people have special talents and don't fit in well. And there are certain situations that are not amenable to standard solutions.... Post-scarcity does not include talent and certain levels of anti-social mind set. Waste not, want not. Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2015 12:44 AM (t//F+) 520
Evening everyone
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 26, 2015 12:44 AM (R5HRU) 521
512 Stopped by for one more beer, I hope everyone is well. Posted by: dartist at April 26, 2015 12:41 AM (ahBY0 Hey Bud Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 12:44 AM (o4Q38) 522
No one talks about me anymore..
* weeps silently * Posted by: Gravely at April 26, 2015 12:43 AM (F2IAQ) "Now I must mow the lawn, or plow the snow, or till the garden," said Tom Swift gravely. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2015 12:45 AM (wfUWX) 523
Psychopaths will rape anyone, but still .. Lena Dunham?
Her nude body could be used by emergency rooms to induce vomiting in a poisoned patient, and I'm laying strong odds that she's not all that into hygiene. She probably smells like a mare in heat Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2015 12:45 AM (GrXXa) 524
Sorry I'm late, but a lifetime ago I was the airman loading 105's on AC 130 H models. Way, way back... Think Somalia way back.
Holy crap, I'm old. How did that happen???? Posted by: Drewbicle at April 26, 2015 12:45 AM (iGiss) 525
Has anyone claimed globalwarmingclimatechange caused the earthquake yet?
Posted by: Hank at April 25, 2015 08:41 PM (K+1ie) absolutely positively true, it is a vile disgusting thing. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 12:45 AM (gsfK5) 526
'night hat Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 12:46 AM (qry2M) 527
Out.
Turn off the lights when you leave. Posted by: Gravely at April 26, 2015 12:46 AM (F2IAQ) 528
No one talks about me anymore..
* weeps silently * Ah, Mr. Gravely, I wish you well. You are an old friend. Posted by: dartist at April 26, 2015 12:46 AM (ahBY0) 529
I got a haircut like that once.
Barber was a Lumbee indian, or maybe a Pembroke..., can't recall. --------- Never when you are out of town, trust me. Posted by: Ray Stevens at April 26, 2015 12:46 AM (X3xYu) 530
505 I've had good luck with Goats.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2015 12:39 AM (Gvuh9) Word Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah at April 26, 2015 12:48 AM (Vm8WO) 531
Nite Mr. Hammer Gravely
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 12:48 AM (o4Q38) 532
Hey MisHum. How be you tonight?
Posted by: dartist at April 26, 2015 12:48 AM (ahBY0) 533
"Now I must mow the lawn, or plow the snow, or till the garden," said Tom Swift gravely.
Posted by: Alberta --------------------- * guffaws * ISWYDT Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2015 12:48 AM (F2IAQ) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 12:48 AM (qry2M) 535
if you are looking for an excuse to get an ATV...>>>
If I had a wife yes that would be my reason the bank account is the no ATV nag at the moment.. But mostly I don't care what it looks like if I can keep it short enough to not be a home for mosquitoes. Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:49 AM (5gToQ) 536
For $1500, you could probably pick up a used Skagg
+1 for Scags. They're an investment, for sure, but make mowing so much easier. (and cheaper in the long run) Posted by: t-bird at April 26, 2015 12:49 AM (FcR7P) 537
I had a skag once, a200 took care of it. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 12:51 AM (qry2M) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 12:52 AM (o4Q38) 539
It's worth noting that go fund me LIED and said the family in Oregon was "formerly charged." Formal charges are in CRIMINAL proceedings, not civil. Lawfail
Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 26, 2015 12:53 AM (Z6MAQ) 540
Oh look, Ace is talking about having a national divorce on Twitter. It is almost like he reads the comments.
Not that I can blame him, we have a nice thing going. We don't read the posts, he doesn't read the comments and we can co-exist nicely. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 26, 2015 12:54 AM (F9322) Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2015 12:55 AM (Gvuh9) 542
What is the best tree-climbin chainsaw brand? I used to use an Echo, but my buddy took it back after a long drawn out insult match Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 12:56 AM (qry2M) 543
I think the productive people in that state should go on a GENERAL STRIKE.
Go Galt. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 25, 2015 10:36 PM (V70Uh) Think they would have every tax return refund taken until the end of time, followed by garnishment of any wages and bank accounts if they do not agree to a payment plan? They had a business and a house and were working towards retirement. Now they have a fine and have people who hate them because they expressed a deeply held belief trying to isolate them from any help. I am not sure how useful your advice is, sir. Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2015 12:56 AM (t//F+) 544
I'm well. How are you d-art?
Not bad brother. I guess the walleye slowed down on the river so I don't have to hear shit from my buddy for awhile. Posted by: dartist at April 26, 2015 12:57 AM (ahBY0) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 26, 2015 12:57 AM (W5DcG) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 12:57 AM (o4Q38) 547
They make chainsaws that climb trees?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 26, 2015 12:59 AM (W5DcG) 548
Who gets the house?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 26, 2015 12:57 AM (W5DcG) Solomon approach. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 26, 2015 12:59 AM (F9322) 549
What is the best tree-climbin chainsaw brand?>>>
I'd go with spurs for the climbing but STIHL for the saw. Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 12:59 AM (5gToQ) 550
Not bad brother. I guess the walleye slowed down on the river so I don't have to hear shit from my buddy for awhile.
Posted by: dartist at April 26, 2015 12:57 AM Season opener is next Sarurday. Hope to be back from AZ by next Friday to fish on Saturday for walleyes & crappies Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:00 AM (o4Q38) 551
Stihl's are good saws.
Posted by: dartist at April 26, 2015 01:00 AM (ahBY0) Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 01:00 AM (h6Xwq) 553
So Lena's still saying she was raped, but has nil on the details now? Fake but accurate?
Posted by: Thrawn at April 26, 2015 01:02 AM (wZ2hu) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:02 AM (o4Q38) 555
Stihl, Yup had one of them, It was hard to start, finally went to rest after the questionable 'repair shop' said it needed 'new bearings' (I call BS) still (heh) my long-pole Stihl works fine. I like my Husqvarna rancher still (heh) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 01:03 AM (qry2M) 556
Did my first mowing of the year yesterday at my rental house. Looked like jungle cause of all the rain we've gotten. Takes about 2 hrs usually but a little longer yesterday cause of having to make 1/3 width passes instead of 2/3rds width. Having to manuver around all the trees is a bitch.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2015 01:04 AM (Wo9OY) 557
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 12:48 AM (qry2M)
That's ok man, we will in the future. Hey, chi Posted by: thathalfrican at April 26, 2015 01:04 AM (R5HRU) Posted by: Montgomery Scott, Capt (Engineering), Star Fleet at April 26, 2015 01:05 AM (brIR5) 559
Hey chi and good luck MisHum with what is left from those who can take what they want from spears.
Posted by: dartist at April 26, 2015 01:05 AM (ahBY0) 560
Has anyone claimed globalwarmingclimatechange caused the earthquake yet?
Posted by: Hank at April 25, 2015 08:41 PM (K+1ie) absolutely positively true, it is a vile disgusting thing. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 12:45 AM (gsfK5) I am guessing I somehow copied something wrong there, I was commenting on tequila and Bebe not anything climate related. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:06 AM (gsfK5) 561
Husquvarna made great chainsaws in the 80s. Still make them but do some research before you buy.
http://tinyurl.com/7a9cycv Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 01:06 AM (5gToQ) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:07 AM (o4Q38) 563
OK Ima gonna get another Stihl. I already have a tree climbin set-up, no spurs, Ima just trimmin. 3 acres down 31 acres to go :0 Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 01:08 AM (qry2M) 564
I hear Husquvarna has started a new line of sex aids. obamaconomy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:08 AM (gsfK5) 565
Has anyone claimed globalwarmingclimatechange caused the earthquake yet?
Posted by: Hank at April 25, 2015 08:41 PM (K+1ie) absolutely positively true, it is a vile disgusting thing. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 12:45 AM (gsfK5) I am guessing I somehow copied something wrong there, I was commenting on tequila and Bebe not anything climate related. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:06 AM (gsfK5) more accurately, I was seconding Bebe's comment about tequila. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:10 AM (gsfK5) 566
""Aye lassie transparent aluminum aluminium."
FIFY Posted by: Montgomery Scott, Capt (Engineering), Star Fleet" IIRC, shouldn't that line have been "laddie" instead of "lassie"? Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2015 01:10 AM (Wo9OY) 567
"I am guessing I somehow copied something wrong there, I was commenting on tequila and Bebe not anything climate related.
Posted by: yankeefifth" But it made perfect sense anyways. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2015 01:11 AM (Wo9OY) 568
OK, I'm thirsty, who's doing the next toast? Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 01:12 AM (qry2M) 569
For my postage stamp of a lawn? Home Despot's cheap "Yard Machine", 3.5 hp OHV gas mower.
Given to me nearly new, by a realtor friend. He'd sold a house, and the seller abandoned the mower, as he was moving to a yardless condo somewhere back East. First or second pull start, every time. Cuts like a hammer. Best free mower, ever. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2015 01:12 AM (RzZOc) Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2015 01:12 AM (KCxzN) 571
Don't get me going on the damn Indians
Sorry man. It bugs me and I don't live there. My Grandfather hated that shit and he's been dead since the 60s. Posted by: dartist at April 26, 2015 01:13 AM (ahBY0) 572
I am guessing I somehow copied something wrong there, I was commenting on tequila and Bebe not anything climate related.
Posted by: yankeefifth -------------- more accurately, I was seconding Bebe's comment about tequila. Posted by: yankeefifth ---------------------------- Comment is still in context & makes perfect sense either way... Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 01:14 AM (h6Xwq) 573
Hey, Jim.
How's the foot feeling? Hope you're staying off of it as much as possible. Ira - my (strong) drink is right here in front of me. I'll take a gulp, but I think the toast is on you... Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 01:17 AM (h6Xwq) 574
I'm a top shelf candidate if you process me thru six lens filters...
Posted by: Hillary! at April 26, 2015 01:18 AM (FcR7P) 575
507
We've all had an incident. Mine: Bacardi 151 Green creme de menthe. Cordials can be just as bad as the stronger stuff if you overdo. Posted by: Basement Cat at April 26, 2015 12:40 AM (3C9q2) Funny -- back in college we had a drink nicknamed "the green death" -- keep green cdm, Bacardi 151, and clear 100-proof peppermint schnapps in the freezer. Layer pours in a shotglass -- first the straw-colored 151 (will end up on top), then the clear schnapps (middle), finally the green cdm (bottom). When you shoot it, you'll note your breath is fresh and minty! Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 01:18 AM (T1005) 576
Jim, you're a roof guy, right? Would you ever recommend putting new shingles on over old ones, or always rip down to the wood and then put on new?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2015 01:18 AM (Wo9OY) 577
Le Toast: Say it with flowers, Say it with eats, Say it with kisses, Say it with sweets, Say it with jewelry, Say it with drink, But always be careful Not to say it with ink Cheers! Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 01:20 AM (qry2M) 578
Once Bruce Jenner gets his d*ck cut off I hope she realizes she'll have to take a 22% cut in pay.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 26, 2015 01:20 AM (xQX/f) 579
554 Who gets the house?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 26 If it's in range of Nork or Iranian nuclear missiles...they do, . Posted by: Thrawn at April 26, 2015 01:20 AM (wZ2hu) 580
511
49 Is this the lawn mowing with tequila thread? Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' ---------------------------- Yes. At least until Cooth's dryer breaks again. Then we switch over to Scotch. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 12:41 AM (h6Xwq) Dryer's about 25 years old.....that's a lotta tequila! Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 01:20 AM (T1005) 581
I can see ace's divorce ending in a nasty custody battle over us kids. "You take them!" "Hell no! YOU take them!"
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2015 01:22 AM (Gvuh9) 582
Goodnight Mrs. Calabash wherever you are and all of you crazy nice fcukers in the little grey boxes.
Posted by: dartist at April 26, 2015 01:22 AM (ahBY0) 583
Ha cha cha cha! Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 01:23 AM (qry2M) 584
kinda slowing down early here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:23 AM (gsfK5) 585
i see obama and obama getting divorced in a year or so and michelle claiming the white house.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:24 AM (gsfK5) 586
581 I can see ace's divorce ending in a nasty custody battle over us kids. "You take them!" "Hell no! YOU take them!"
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2015 01:22 AM (Gvuh9) Depends if we are employed and had tragic canoe accidents Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:25 AM (o4Q38) 587
I agree, This is a slow one. Not enough 'ettes to impress. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 01:25 AM (qry2M) 588
581. Bergerbilder.
Thread. Winner. We can all pack up and go home for the night. That asshole just stole the thunder. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2015 01:25 AM (RzZOc) 589
Nite d-art
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:27 AM (o4Q38) 590
I have to say this Michters bourbon is growing on me. It takes a while to get the nose but I would move it into my staples category.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:27 AM (gsfK5) 591
i see obama and obama getting divorced in a year or so and michelle claiming the white house.
Can she make claim to a taxpayer funded public housing project? Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 26, 2015 01:27 AM (xQX/f) 592
Having too much fun with the kitten cannon
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 26, 2015 01:28 AM (F0Cog) 593
581 I can see ace's divorce ending in a nasty custody battle over us kids. "You take them!" "Hell no! YOU take them!"
Posted by: bergerbilder ---------------------------- Assuming ace is the "dad" in this divorce, who would be the mom?? Because any chick that would do him... I think I'd petition the court to be emancipated posthaste! Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 01:28 AM (h6Xwq) 594
Asheville Robert.
Always strip off the old roof, down to the deck. Or, NO manufacturer will warranty your new shingles and roof. Not a one of them. I know you don't live on the Gulf Coast. But, you get violent weather there, too. Have your roof installed to Miami-Dade or Texas Windstorm Insurance Association coastal standards. Just. DO. You'll end up thanking me when the next kick ass storm Fs up all your neighbors, and your roof stays intact. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2015 01:29 AM (RzZOc) 595
I do not see anything getting better for us after the divorce. Ace is not gonna be trying to win our affection by bribing us with gifts or fun trips. We would be lucky if his new "spouse" does not beat or molest us.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:30 AM (gsfK5) 596
Did my first mowing of the year yesterday at my rental house. Looked like jungle cause of all the rain we've gotten. Takes about 2 hrs usually but a little longer yesterday cause of having to make 1/3 width passes instead of 2/3rds width. Having to manuver around all the trees is a bitch.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2015 01:04 AM (Wo9OY) ***** Just got back from out of town last night and did this at two of the houses today, more fun to follow tomorrow. Been raining so much in Atl area that a mini brush hog would be helpful. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 01:30 AM (XrHO0) 597
I think I'd petition the court to be emancipated posthaste!
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 01:28 AM (h6Xwq) Why that's just............. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:30 AM (o4Q38) 598
Jim in Galveston -- was just talking about your foot with the fiancee this afternoon. Any updates?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 01:31 AM (T1005) 599
i see obama and obama getting divorced in a year or so and michelle claiming the white house.
Can she make claim to a taxpayer funded public housing project? Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 26, 2015 01:27 AM (xQX/f) are you suggesting that obama has turned the white house into section 8 housing? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:31 AM (gsfK5) 600
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 26, 2015 01:27 AM (xQX/f)
are you suggesting that obama has turned the white house into section 8 housing? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 Well the mother in law is there. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:33 AM (o4Q38) 601
Aw, come on Y'all can go to church tomorrow and say, Ach! what a headache. or Jeez, I lost all my... tackle in a boating accident . or I sent all my ties to the dry cleaners. or I ran out of eyedrops. or The weight of the world is on my shoulders or... Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 01:33 AM (qry2M) 602
are you suggesting that obama has turned the white house into section 8 housing?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:31 AM (gsfK5) Well, there are a number of low-life grifters living there, all dependent upon Government dole. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2015 01:34 AM (wfUWX) 603
504 Jim
Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX>>> A roof is like a car. Don't paint over rust (bad crap) if you don't want to see it's effects down the road. Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 01:34 AM (5gToQ) Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:34 AM (gsfK5) 605
Gotta say I'm a little surprised the ONT is this slow. Usually right now it's jumpin
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 26, 2015 01:34 AM (R5HRU) 606
598, cthulhu.
Yes, the diagnosis is, that I have Drain Bamage. Seriously though. I'll be at the Podiatrists on Tuesday. X-rays, etc. We'll figure out a course of action. Reason I didn't go to the E.R.? They'd just refer me to a Podiatrist. And I'd be $3k poorer, for the advice. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2015 01:36 AM (RzZOc) 607
605 Gotta say I'm a little surprised the ONT is this slow. Usually right now it's jumpin Posted by: thathalfrican at April 26, 2015 01:34 AM Saturday night? Maybe the others have lives or passed out? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:36 AM (o4Q38) 608
i see obama and obama getting divorced in a year or so and michelle claiming the white house.
That's what happened to Rudy his last year as mayor of NYC. He and wife had leased/subleased their home while they were expecting to occupy Gracie Mansion, and couldn't break the lease. Divorce judge ruled that Rudy had to move out of the Mayor's official residence. Media was quite upset that he camped in on some the ghey friends of his. Media as in NYT, etc. Posted by: Montgomery Scott, Capt (Engineering), Star Fleet at April 26, 2015 01:37 AM (brIR5) 609
i see obama and obama getting divorced in a year or so and michelle claiming the white house.
That's what happened to Rudy his last year as mayor of NYC. He and wife had leased/subleased their home while they were expecting to occupy Gracie Mansion, and couldn't break the lease. Divorce judge ruled that Rudy had to move out of the Mayor's official residence. Media was quite upset that he camped in on some the ghey friends of his. Media as in NYT, etc. Posted by: Montgomery Scott, Capt (Engineering), Star Fleet at April 26, 2015 01:37 AM (brIR5) 610
i see obama and obama getting divorced in a year or so and michelle claiming the white house.
That's what happened to Rudy his last year as mayor of NYC. He and wife had leased/subleased their home while they were expecting to occupy Gracie Mansion, and couldn't break the lease. Divorce judge ruled that Rudy had to move out of the Mayor's official residence. Media was quite upset that he camped in on some the ghey friends of his. Media as in NYT, etc. Posted by: Montgomery Scott, Capt (Engineering), Star Fleet at April 26, 2015 01:37 AM (brIR5) 611
it is definitely no longer a single family residence becoming a flop house.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:37 AM (gsfK5) 612
603 should have mentioned Jim's 594 not the random 504
Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 01:37 AM (5gToQ) 613
Jim,
Thanks. Current roof is at the end of it's life and I need to replace it. I'd do it myself but I've gotten too old and fat to climb up that 45 degree angle anymore. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2015 01:39 AM (Wo9OY) 614
MH, you may have a point.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 26, 2015 01:39 AM (R5HRU) 615
605 Gotta say I'm a little surprised the ONT is this slow. Usually right now it's jumpin
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 26, 2015 01:34 AM (R5HRU) Myself, I believe it's because the tentacled one is busy updating the fiancee on all the hijinks that occurred on the ONT while she was out of town. An awful lot to catch up on, y'know Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 01:41 AM (qry2M) 616
I remember when Rudy got the heave ho from the mansion. I am not sure it was appropriate and I hated whatshername but I was not too upset about it since he had wee ones.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2015 01:41 AM (gsfK5) Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 01:41 AM (T5QC5) 618
That half, Some of the regs were on the verge of passing out earlier. Me? I'm on west coast time at the moment
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:41 AM (o4Q38) 619
Asheville Robert.
My email is in my nic. Send me your zip code, and I'll reply to you with qualified referral for good roofers in your area. Always remember. VALUE is more important than PRICE. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2015 01:44 AM (RzZOc) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 01:44 AM (qry2M) 621
613 Jim,
Thanks. Current roof is at the end of it's life and I need to replace it. I'd do it myself but I've gotten too old and fat to climb up that 45 degree angle anymore. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2015 They make Mexians who can do that shit Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:44 AM (o4Q38) 622
Sounds like "The Ransom of Red Chief"
Posted by: Fox2! at April 26, 2015 01:45 AM (brIR5) 623
Well, I am off to bed. Getting tired out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2015 01:45 AM (wfUWX) 624
Postin' something pointless here, boss.
Posted by: otho at April 26, 2015 01:45 AM (tBSrv) 625
MH, I got ya. The fam and I got back from my gals parents house about an hour and a half ago and while I'm tired I feel there's a civic duty to drink and be in the ONTs.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 26, 2015 01:46 AM (R5HRU) 626
Gotta order parts to fix the daughters car. Damm I thought I was done laying under cars once I was "rich" enough to not drive old crap.
Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 01:46 AM (5gToQ) 627
"They make Mexians who can do that shit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian" In my area, it's more likely to be Guatemalans. Real short guys. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2015 01:48 AM (Wo9OY) 628
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 26, 2015 01:46 AM (R5HRU)
Girl, job, things looking up for you. Thumbs up Now a a Wild win tomorrow would help the vacation mood Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:48 AM (o4Q38) 629
Nite AOP
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:49 AM (o4Q38) 630
The reality of war is sometimes the good guys have to do "bad" but necessary things to win. Or at least they used to. When we still had balls.
Posted by: Kenway at April 26, 2015 01:50 AM (oef+Q) 631
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:48 AM (o4Q3
At this point I'll take any MN post season win. Other than soccer. Fuck that shit. Posted by: thathalfrican at April 26, 2015 01:50 AM (R5HRU) 632
Looking at that picture of the convention center on Breibart. ..I was there in July walking that skywalk. Stayed at the Hilton. (3 days) Went to Camden Fields and watched the Yankees beat the Orioles. eerie.
Posted by: small town girl, crusader at April 26, 2015 01:51 AM (XMGl9) 633
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598, cthulhu. Yes, the diagnosis is, that I have Drain Bamage. Seriously though. I'll be at the Podiatrists on Tuesday. X-rays, etc. We'll figure out a course of action. Reason I didn't go to the E.R.? They'd just refer me to a Podiatrist. And I'd be $3k poorer, for the advice. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2015 01:36 AM (RzZOc) Good luck on the Dain Bramage. Couldn't you have vet set it for $500 or so ($200 for the "procedure"; $300 to pretend it never happened)? Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 01:51 AM (T1005) 634
Jim,
Thanks, I'll do that. I roofed it last time, but that was 20 yrs ago and can't do it again. Not unless I can lose 100 pounds real quick. Maybe I can tie a big ass helium ballon to my belt. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2015 01:51 AM (Wo9OY) 635
Now a a Wild win tomorrow would help the vacation mood>>>
That was a hell of a game last night Eh? Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 01:51 AM (5gToQ) 636
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605 Gotta say I'm a little surprised the ONT is this slow. Usually right now it's jumpin Posted by: thathalfrican at April 26, 2015 01:34 AM (R5HRU) Myself, I believe it's because the tentacled one is busy updating the fiancee on all the hijinks that occurred on the ONT while she was out of town. An awful lot to catch up on, y'know Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 01:41 AM (qry2M) You must be joking. She's sacked out already. OTOH, she was getting her tomatoes in and we had to run out and get marigolds to plant around them. Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 01:53 AM (T1005) 637
That was a hell of a game last night Eh?
Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 It was. My future son in law lives in St. Lou, he'sretty worried right now. Fuckers thought they had it all sewn up after game 4 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:53 AM (o4Q38) 638
Gig and driving are done, but too tired to hang with the Horde.
*passes out, not too close to the barrel* What can I say? I like living dangerously... Posted by: Piercello at April 26, 2015 01:56 AM (QJCCx) 639
Well, let's try to get this party started https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abrn8aVQ76Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80A26-uo-CA Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 01:57 AM (qry2M) 640
Fuckers thought they had it all sewn up after game 4>>>
As we thought after game 2. It has been an exciting series and I hope to hell we win it. Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 01:57 AM (5gToQ) 641
bREAKING NEWS! Obama offers to trade ten terrorist leaders for the people trapped in Comiskey Park!
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 26, 2015 01:57 AM (XO6WW) 642
Cooth. The price of a Cranialrectomy is more than Moo Moo pays in taxes.
I'll just have to settle for getting my foot screwed. This, being Teh Horde, I'll not edit that for clarity. Let the hilarity ensue! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2015 01:58 AM (RzZOc) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 01:58 AM (o4Q38) 644
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You wanted Jumpin'? http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q_scNPUGcDs Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 01:41 AM (T5QC5) Cab Calloway's version was better in the first place......and then added the Nicholas Brothers -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8yGGtVKrD8 Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 01:58 AM (T1005) 645
Sleepy time.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2015 01:59 AM (Wo9OY) Posted by: Robinson at April 26, 2015 02:00 AM (5gToQ) 647
Chi, you still here? Have you heard about the new doggeh flu?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 02:01 AM (o4Q38) Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2015 02:02 AM (RzZOc) 649
Feel better Jim good nite
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 02:03 AM (o4Q38) 650
sumptin for everybody to argue with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2coygw1HT0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCphbDRkZSo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGKidCwN2Us Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 02:07 AM (qry2M) 651
Of course Bruce Jenner is a Republican *now* but just wait until he's earning 22% less as a woman.
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 26, 2015 02:07 AM (xQX/f) 652
So Wild win, it's off to Chicago?,for round 2
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 02:07 AM (o4Q38) 653
g'night, Cap't
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2015 02:08 AM (KCxzN) 654
It is 11:11 here and you know what THAT means... Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 02:09 AM (qry2M) 655
647 Chi, you still here? Have you heard about the new doggeh flu?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian ---------------------------- Yes (Was listening to Ira's links). And NO. Do tell. Please. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 02:10 AM (E/j+Q) 656
Goodnight Sleepyheads.. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 02:10 AM (qry2M) 657
Gavin McInnes @Gavin_McInnes 2h2 hours ago
Isn't it disturbing that Delta would be considered a bunch of sexist, racist, Republican assholes today? #AnimalHouse Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 26, 2015 02:11 AM (ZPrif) 658
For the oldies - when Animal House came out, where the guys supposed to represent right-wing Republican assholes? They weren't right? It was supposed to be shocking to uptight Republicans, right?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 26, 2015 02:13 AM (ZPrif) 659
Doggeh flu. New strain. There is a previous strain that has an anti vaccine for it.
Came in from Asia, coughing, temperature, lethargic, no,eating. Can turn Ito pneumonia Experts say keep pets away from dog parks, boarding facilities . It's very contagious. Little Dreamer doesn't want Tucker getting ill Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 02:14 AM (o4Q38) 660
So ace is on Twitter saying stuff that would get him banned from hot gas. Huh.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 26, 2015 02:19 AM (9eVVV) 661
660
So ace is on Twitter saying stuff that would get him banned from hot gas. Huh. Posted by: Buzzion at April 26, 2015 02:19 AM (9eVVV) Mind you, saying "darn" might get you banned from tepid zephyr..... Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 02:21 AM (T1005) 662
Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO-XRJY0cAE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlSxwPWafp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yZT3qpc1qM Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 02:22 AM (qry2M) 663
OK, I'm out
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2015 02:22 AM (KCxzN) 664
Jet lag, movie ending and ambien kicking amigos
So I bid you all good night And a be well kind of Sunday Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 02:22 AM (o4Q38) 665
.......and???
Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 02:22 AM (T1005) 666
Now?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 02:23 AM (T1005) 667
So ace is on Twitter saying stuff that would get him banned from hot gas. Huh.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 26, 2015 02:19 AM (9eVVV) He's on Twitter saying stuff he'd have been upset with us saying here a week ago. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 26, 2015 02:23 AM (F9322) 668
I am ashamed, Hoard limp I dream of princesses and gold but farmers daughters and silver will do Bottoms Up! Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 02:24 AM (qry2M) 669
A week ago? Nah. Maybe around January.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 26, 2015 02:24 AM (9eVVV) 670
nailed it, cthulhu
I'm glad someone else still remembers the olden days... there are so few of us left Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2015 02:25 AM (KCxzN) 671
Mis Hum @ 659
That's just Cray cray. LINK? thanks for the heads up! I'll talk to the vet... I think he's cool, but I'll see what we can do. And, g'night, bud. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 02:26 AM (1Nkl8) 672
669
A week ago? Nah. Maybe around January. Posted by: Buzzion at April 26, 2015 02:24 AM (9eVVV) Let's just say mid-March. Speaking of Ace ranting, what's a link to the twit du jour? Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 02:26 AM (T1005) 673
A week ago? Nah. Maybe around January.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 26, 2015 02:24 AM (9eVVV) ***** Yep. It ceased to be a kinder, gentler blog once Ace really looked around and got seriously pissed. Been a lot more fun since that time. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 02:28 AM (3F6F8) 674
Twitter.com/aceofspadeshq
Posted by: Buzzion at April 26, 2015 02:29 AM (9eVVV) 675
I'm going to be on Ellen Androgynous! Well, not 'on' her. Giggle.
Posted by: Bruce Gender at April 26, 2015 02:29 AM (gwG9s) 676
For the oldies - when Animal House came out, where the guys supposed to represent right-wing Republican assholes? They weren't right? It was supposed to be shocking to uptight Republicans, right?
Posted by: Costanza Defense Yeah, Delta house was supposed to be the wild liberals and Omega house was the uptight, WASPy Republicans (hence the joke at the end about Greg Marmalard getting convicted during Watergate and raped in prison). Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 26, 2015 02:29 AM (Q/rld) 677
Chi it's been on local radio & TV news. As long as your pooch isn't coughing he's ok. Stay well Mr Tucker Dreamer wants to meet you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 02:29 AM (o4Q38) 678
Costanza,
Are you trying to politicize Animal House of all things? At 2:30 in the morning even? Maybe it's time for me to rack out, too. 'night, all. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 02:30 AM (jlCyW) 679
Animal House was a documentary.
Posted by: Larry Kroger at April 26, 2015 02:31 AM (gwG9s) 680
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Twitter.com/aceofspadeshq Posted by: Buzzion at April 26, 2015 02:29 AM (9eVVV) I thought it changed every time he used a different funny name. Then, again, the list of what I know about Twatter is very short: (1) It's evil, as in http://tinyurl.com/ndr3fdm Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 02:34 AM (T1005) 681
Animal House was a documentary.
Posted by: Larry Kroger at April 26, 2015 02:31 AM (gwG9s) Some names were changed, like to Bluto just for a complete hypothetical. Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at April 26, 2015 02:34 AM (F9322) 682
I thought it changed every time he used a different funny name. Then, again, the list of what I know about Twatter is very short: (1) It's evil, as in http://tinyurl.com/ndr3fdm Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 02:34 AM (T1005) The name can be changed like a sock here. the @name thing is the address, change that and it's can be impossible to find someone again if they get bumped off the follow list. Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at April 26, 2015 02:36 AM (F9322) 683
His display name changes whenever he feels like it. But his Twitter handle is always the same.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 26, 2015 02:36 AM (9eVVV) 684
I thought it changed every time he used a different funny name.
Posted by: cthulhu The @aceofspadeshq part doesn't change, just the header. Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 02:37 AM (Q/rld) 685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AsHvTZASFk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfN-APKK4tg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qev-i9-VKlY You Listen! Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 02:37 AM (qry2M) 686
Nah, cth - my (limited) understanding is that the @aceofspadeshq is like his hash, but "comrade Arthur" or whatever it is this week is like his sock.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 02:39 AM (1lSBw) 687
You Listen!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words This is more my speed right now: https://youtu.be/f55CqLc6IR0 Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 02:41 AM (Q/rld) 688
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I thought it changed every time he used a different funny name. Then, again, the list of what I know about Twatter is very short: (1) It's evil, as in http://tinyurl.com/ndr3fdm Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 02:34 AM (T1005) The name can be changed like a sock here. the @name thing is the address, change that and it's can be impossible to find someone again if they get bumped off the follow list. Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at April 26, 2015 02:36 AM (F9322) 683 His display name changes whenever he feels like it. But his Twitter handle is always the same. Posted by: Buzzion at April 26, 2015 02:36 AM (9eVVV) Well, now I've learned a new thing about Twatter. So the 100 most important things I know about it are: (1-99) It's evil! (100) Ace is still @aceofspadeshq no matter how he's posting. Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 02:42 AM (T1005) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 02:42 AM (qry2M) 690
Costanza,
Are you trying to politicize Animal House of all things? At 2:30 in the morning even? --- huh? I thought McInnes tweet was funny and on-point. Modern America would see Animal House as a movie about racist, sexist, white Republican assholes. Gavin's right. Gavin McInnes @Gavin_McInnes 2h2 hours ago Isn't it disturbing that Delta would be considered a bunch of sexist, racist, Republican assholes today? #AnimalHouse Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 26, 2015 02:45 AM (ZPrif) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 26, 2015 02:46 AM (o4Q38) Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 02:49 AM (Q/rld) 693
Modern America would see Animal House as a movie about racist, sexist, white Republican assholes.
Posted by: Costanza Defense Except for maybe Flounder, he's got a bit of the pajama boy vibe about him. Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 02:53 AM (Q/rld) 694
Gavin McInnes @Gavin_McInnes 2h2 hours ago
Isn't it disturbing that Delta would be considered a bunch of sexist, racist, Republican assholes today? #AnimalHouse Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 26, 2015 02:45 AM (ZPrif) ****** Dude, the point was that this is a movie to simply be enjoyed, or not, without politics ever even factoring into the equation. Are you so far gone on Twatter and other feeds that you can not see this? Learn to enjoy simple funny shit. Good grief. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 02:53 AM (cIoI4) 695
You know, not all millennials are shit. Most of us yes, but not all.
Posted by: Kenway at April 26, 2015 02:54 AM (oef+Q) 696
Of course most of my friends and myself are unpeolple from JesusLand so my experience may be skewed slightly.
Posted by: Kenway at April 26, 2015 02:55 AM (oef+Q) 697
Skyrim/Steam update: The paid mods rollout has been a spectacular disaster. Where the workshop used to have 5-10 new entries a day, this weekend there've been over 30 every 12 hours that I've checked, with most being protest mods against the idea of paid mods (about a dozen $1 mods that add a potato or something similarly useless, a similar number insulting the CEO of Valve, a $99 mod putting genitals on the back end of all the game's horses, and my favorite, a mod that lets you turn down gold quest rewards saying 'I didn't do it for the money') and no serious paid mods as far as I can tell have been added beyond that 17 that appeared with Thursday's announcement.
Oh, and a couple of paid mods have already been pulled because they used content created by other modders, a common practice no one much cared about when it was all free, now, there are lawyers involved. Modders responsible for some of the biggest, both in terms of importance (the unofficial patches which fix over 15000 bugs still in a game that's four years old) and size (Falskaar which I don't use but apparently gives you another continent to explore) have already publicly stated their disinterest in the scheme. And the comment boards on steam are, well, the term 'inferno' comes to mind. In case you missed it, Steam announced Thursday that it was allowing modders for skyrim to charge for their mods, which were previously universally free (and the main reason anyone would buy a game that's 4 years old and still full of bugs). Now, I believe in the right of an individual to own one's work as much as anyone here, but there is an established culture of modders that see it as a hobby and of mutual benefit to have it free (with donations options that exist mainly where users have begged for them-in at least one case I've seen, modders legally can't charge due to other contracts they are under) which Valve is running into. Further the deal, as best as I can determine is this: You set a price for your mod. Eventually, steam says modders will be able to set paid mods at 0 and let users set a higher amount, but as of today the prices are take them or leave them. You get 25% of whatever's pad, with Valve and Bethesda splitting the other 75% You can't claim any of it until it accumulates to at least $100 Valve isn't writing any checks here, even if you top $100, it goes straight to your steam wallet so you can get more games from them. Users who don't want to pay are upset. Modders by and large seem to be insulted either by the prospect of a paywall, or the enormous cut Valve and Bethesda are taking. And the CEO of Valve was on reddit earlier trying to claim he didn't know anything about it. I'm told he went from being a bit of a dock star there to now, you have to specifically search for his comments as they've been so overwhelmingly downvoted. Sorry for the length, but I figure at this hour only two of you will mind, and I may not be around for the gaming thread tomorrow (bad head cold messing with my sleeping pattern) Posted by: Methos at April 26, 2015 02:57 AM (ZbV+0) 698
You know, not all millennials are shit. Most of us yes, but not all.
Posted by: Kenway at April 26, 2015 02:54 AM (oef+Q) ****** Understood, and sorry that you feel so singled out. I have a 19 year old daughter who is kicking it hard in school at Bama. When I look around, I generalise. Case by case, different story. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 02:58 AM (XrHO0) 699
Learn to enjoy simple funny shit. Good grief.
-- Lighten up, Francis. I though it was a funny line, You're the one with the stick up your fucking ass. Jesus fucking Christ. Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 26, 2015 03:00 AM (ZPrif) 700
Ace's last twit: "i don't want a war. I'm not in this for blood and vengeance. I want a peaceful negotiated separation".
Can someone on Twatter remind him that the Confederacy didn't want war, wasn't in it for blood and vengeance, and wanted a peaceful negotiated separation? Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 03:01 AM (T1005) 701
It's interesting that America's perception of Delta House would change so radically in a fairly short span of time. And funny.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 26, 2015 03:01 AM (ZPrif) 702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB2hhgjlgFE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYDgQ-tljxI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4wcNVbYOQ That's enough, Carol Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:02 AM (qry2M) Posted by: Pope Franky Says Relax at April 26, 2015 03:02 AM (Q/rld) 704
Costanza @ 690
Dude - I'm not trying to start shit. Really. But we're here on the weekend ONT now. We deal with left v right all day every day. Stressful enough. I'm not trying to play hall monitor, but Animal House? Of all things? If I'm wrong, I'm truly sorry. I don't mind checking out for a few days... Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 03:03 AM (t3nAe) 705
Lighten up, Francis. I though it was a funny line, You're the one with the stick up your fucking ass. Jesus fucking Christ.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 26, 2015 03:00 AM (ZPrif) ** I hope living by Twatter and constantly politicizing every fucking thing ever uttered by anyone known to man works out well for you, Sally. My hope for you is that you live in interesting times. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 03:04 AM (cIoI4) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:08 AM (qry2M) 707
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You know, not all millennials are shit. Most of us yes, but not all. Posted by: Kenway at April 26, 2015 02:54 AM Let me go so far as to say that most millenials ain't half the whiny, entitled shit I was when my dad forced me to help build the houses whose sales paid for my college degree. I grew out of when everything stopped going my way and I had to find character. It cost me my confidence, a relationship, any hope of an 'Ozzie and Harriet' family, and a metric fuckton of sanity points. But I'm a better person to be around now. Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 03:09 AM (T1005) 708
This place has a great vibe to it right now, sort of like hour 3 of a family holiday get-together when everybody is getting on everybody else's nerves and someone's about to snap. Really brings back memories.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 03:10 AM (Q/rld) 709
It's interesting that America's perception of Delta House would change so radically in a fairly short span of time. And funny.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 26, 2015 03:01 AM (ZPrif) ****** Ummm, that right there is totally unsubstantiated horse shit. Dude, most of Americans forgot about this movie 20 fucking years ago. It is only a political thing to those of you geeks who live on Twatter for anything political 24/7. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 03:11 AM (3F6F8) 710
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB2hhgjlgFE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYDgQ-tljxI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4wcNVbYOQ That's enough, Carol Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:02 AM (qry2M) You missed http://tinyurl.com/mtlnlag Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 03:11 AM (T1005) 711
ooh unperson becomes unglued again, Up the voltage, take more pills, Bless Your Heart Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:12 AM (qry2M) 712
You missed http://tinyurl.com/mtlnlag Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 03:11 AM (T1005) I shore did. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:14 AM (qry2M) 713
That Churchill School of Adulthood series linked a few nights ago should be required reading for everyone around my age though. Only halfway through it but great stuff so far.
Posted by: Kenway at April 26, 2015 03:14 AM (oef+Q) 714
But I'm a better person to be around now.
Posted by: cthulhu ---------------------------- I'll let Tucker be the judge of that! Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 03:14 AM (t3nAe) 715
What's a Kenway Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:15 AM (qry2M) 716
ooh unperson becomes unglued again, Up the voltage, take more pills, Bless Your Heart
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:12 AM (qry2M) ***** Well, goodness, how can I fail to take your response seriously when you employ the heavy logic and reasoning displayed here? It is truly puzzling, gotta give ya that. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 03:16 AM (cIoI4) Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 03:17 AM (Q/rld) 718
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What's a Kenway Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:15 AM (qry2M) About 3-4 pounds.... Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 03:17 AM (T1005) 719
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But I'm a better person to be around now. Posted by: cthulhu ---------------------------- I'll let Tucker be the judge of that! Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 03:14 AM (t3nAe) I didn't get to taste him before..... Posted by: Tucker chi at April 26, 2015 03:18 AM (T1005) 720
Dude, most of Americans forgot about this movie 20 fucking years ago. It
is only a political thing to those of you geeks who live on Twatter for anything political 24/7. I don't think he's saying it was a political movie. I think what he's saying is how it would be seen by, say a freshman class in college today, rather than how we saw it originally. Which is to say it's a comment about the country, not the movie. Posted by: Methos at April 26, 2015 03:19 AM (ZbV+0) 721
Good news, everyone! I understand someone is getting their drank on! Well. Here's to Being in a boat with a drink on the rocks Rather than being in the drink with a boat on the rocks Bottoms up! Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:20 AM (qry2M) 722
From the Covered California article:
"That presents an existential crisis for Covered California, which is facing a nearly $80 budget deficit for its 2015-16 fiscal year." Well, shit. What's everyone getting excited about? Posted by: Ace's liver at April 26, 2015 03:21 AM (+azJs) 723
"What's a Kenway?"
I just watched Toy Story 3 earlier - I'd say eight ounces, but I'm pissed that two people already beat me to the punchline. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 26, 2015 03:22 AM (t3nAe) 724
I don't think he's saying it was a political movie. I think what he's saying is how it would be seen by, say a freshman class in college today, rather than how we saw it originally. Which is to say it's a comment about the country, not the movie.
Posted by: Methos at April 26, 2015 03:19 AM (ZbV+0) ****** Agreed, and I get that. My comment went more to those who politicize every damn thing, such as the person I was responding to. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 03:23 AM (cIoI4) 725
"That presents an existential crisis for Covered California, which is facing a nearly $80 budget deficit for its 2015-16 fiscal year."
Pikers. Posted by: $200 Trillion in Unfunded Liabilities at April 26, 2015 03:24 AM (Q/rld) 726
My hope for you is that you live in interesting times.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 03:04 AM (cIoI4) Would seem a Pyrrhic victory for you if he did because unless you check out you'd be living in them as well. Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at April 26, 2015 03:25 AM (F9322) 727
The videos coming out from the Baltimore "uprising" are pretty entertaining. White liberal downtown lofters getting a touch of solidarity upside the head, and a Russian TV reporter getting robbed on air. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 26, 2015 03:27 AM (kdS6q) 728
Well, goodness, how can I fail to take your response seriously when you employ the heavy logic and reasoning displayed here? It is truly puzzling, gotta give ya that. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 03:16 AM (cIoI4) OOOOOh, Ouch, Yikes, yes, it burns, burns, burns Hot, Hot, Hot. At least you're not aiming fagotory shit at me! I'd be sad. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:29 AM (qry2M) 729
White liberal downtown lofters getting a touch of solidarity upside the head, and a Russian TV reporter getting robbed on air.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. PS: "In Soviet Russia, TV reporter rob you." -Yakov Smirnov Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 03:30 AM (Q/rld) 730
Would seem a Pyrrhic victory for you if he did because unless you check out you'd be living in them as well.
Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at April 26, 2015 03:25 AM (F9322) ***** Well, yeah, but I need a Victory of some kind here. Isn't that why we argue here? So we can claim a Victory and feel all Superior and shit ( eyes on you, IRA)? No? That's not the point? Damnit, I may actually need to think before posting next time! Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 03:32 AM (cIoI4) 731
I may actually need to think before posting next time!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise Isn't that violating the Moron Lifestyle Handbook? Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 03:33 AM (Q/rld) 732
White liberal downtown lofters getting a touch of solidarity upside the head, and a Russian TV reporter getting robbed on air.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix The burning times are far more entertaining when they are taking place hundreds of miles from where I live. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 26, 2015 03:35 AM (F9322) 733
Isn't that violating the Moron Lifestyle Handbook?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 03:33 AM (Q/rld) It goes against the drinking aspects of the horde after a couple of hours into the night, that's for certain. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 26, 2015 03:37 AM (F9322) 734
The burning times are far more entertaining when they are taking place hundreds of miles from where I live.
I know, right Posted by: Methos can see Chicago from his porch and knows it's just a matter of when at April 26, 2015 03:37 AM (ZbV+0) 735
Isn't that violating the Moron Lifestyle Handbook?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 03:33 AM (Q/rld) **** Well, yeah, but may as well try to interject some logic and shit when faced with such epic stupidity. Futile, I know. But, I am nothing if not an optimist. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 03:37 AM (XrHO0) 736
The burning times are far more entertaining when they are taking place hundreds of miles from where I live. Posted by: Bete The nice thing about living in the Instant Age is you get twaddle like this: Dr. Heber Brown III Immensely proud of #Baltimore for showing enormous restraint despite generations of neglect, deprivation and state violence. #FreddieGray While just a click away: https://youtu.be/CLrHTW-zVWk Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 26, 2015 03:39 AM (kdS6q) 737
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The videos coming out from the Baltimore "uprising" are pretty entertaining. White liberal downtown lofters getting a touch of solidarity upside the head, and a Russian TV reporter getting robbed on air. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 26, 2015 03:27 AM (kdS6q) Baltimore sounds like a shithole with a tad too much vibrancy. But what the hell, it's not like liberals have the mental hardware to turn back from the abyss at this point. Posted by: model_1066 at April 26, 2015 03:41 AM (WEvvb) 738
RT Reporter Robbed by Youths On-Air While Covering Baltimore Protests https://youtu.be/fd2Ibw7wrvs Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 26, 2015 03:42 AM (kdS6q) 739
Well, I'd just like to ratchet down the yadda here, we all (I hope) want to see : a) Assholes like HRC go down, down, down. b) Blackmailed GOPe and U.S. military, up their game. c) LIVs and MSM get their act together (I crack myself up!) d) Responsible voters (ALL here included) do their duty. And patriots other than me, help lead me in the right direction. This is my hope. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:43 AM (qry2M) 740
Dr. Heber Brown III
Gonna go out on a limb and say he's not a medical doctor or a physicist. "Grievance Studies ben berry berry good to me." Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 03:44 AM (Q/rld) 741
While just a click away:
https://youtu.be/CLrHTW-zVWk In a country full of democrats, Americans should always be armed. But the reality is, there are just some places we shouldn't go. Posted by: Methos at April 26, 2015 03:44 AM (ZbV+0) 742
One of the more amusing nuances to a "peaceful separation" involves the national debt. Does anyone not currently high and orbiting expect the Conservative States of America to not repudiate their share within the first 12 milliseconds of the separation?
I mean, let's put this right up front -- the strategy was to run-up government debt that would at some point be paid by taxpayers....who had to have taxable earnings. And pay the proceeds of this monstrous debt out to inner cities, unions, academia, lobbyists, layabouts, the MSM, and bureaucrats. And we're expected to split the debt 50-50 between the earners and the parasites, and have the earners honor-bound to make their part good. Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 03:45 AM (T1005) 743
In a country full of democrats, Americans should always be armed. But the reality is, there are just some places we shouldn't go.
Posted by: Methos at April 26, 2015 03:44 AM (ZbV+0) I never liked the eastern part of this continent anyway. Quelle dommage. Posted by: model_1066 at April 26, 2015 03:46 AM (WEvvb) 744
And patriots other than me, help lead me in the right direction.
This is my hope. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:43 AM (qry2M) **** Your comments here tonight would not lead anyone to think that this is even close to what you were after when reading said posts. However, I hope you feel better about yourself and that you have a wonderful night. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 03:47 AM (XrHO0) 745
The nice thing about living in the Instant Age is you get twaddle like this:
Dr. Heber Brown III Immensely proud of #Baltimore for showing enormous restraint despite generations of neglect, deprivation and state violence. #FreddieGray While just a click away: https://youtu.be/CLrHTW-zVWk Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 26, 2015 03:39 AM (kdS6q) That is a kind of restraint if the other thought was "Burn this bitch down". But yeah, it'll be a 'mostly peaceful protest' come the morning MSM shows. Additional thought: Wonder how long before insurance companies add "mostly peaceful protest" to the standard exemptions for those in certain cities. Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 26, 2015 03:48 AM (F9322) 746
I hate to say or think this... but how else, other than unspeakable war are we gonna get ourselves outta this mess? Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:49 AM (qry2M) 747
Your comments here tonight would not lead anyone to think that this is even close to what you were after when reading said posts. However, I hope you feel better about yourself and that you have a wonderful night. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 26, 2015 03:47 AM (XrHO0) Huh? Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:50 AM (qry2M) 748
Does anyone not currently high and orbiting expect the Conservative
States of America to not repudiate their share within the first 12 milliseconds of the separation? If I'm making the offer: You guys get the name, the presses for the old currency, DC, and the UN. We get anyone in the military who prefers us and anything they can carry, drive, or pilot on the way out (which you lot think is icky anyway)* and the territory of any state that votes for independence. The debt collectors can figure out who they want to harass on their own. *We reserve the right to cheat around the edges with currently retired vets as circumstances require. Posted by: Methos at April 26, 2015 03:55 AM (ZbV+0) 749
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I hate to say or think this... but how else, other than unspeakable war are we gonna get ourselves outta this mess? Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:49 AM (qry2M) Destroy the media, everything else will fall into place. Eventually. Posted by: model_1066 at April 26, 2015 03:56 AM (WEvvb) 750
ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise I think you better condense your 'handle' to something like, uhh, I dunno, Enraged? Hateful? Justified? Bombastic? Mr. Last word? Something along those lines. Including Jesus in your handle seems...uncalled for and...(can't think of a polite thing to say right now... stumped... uh ) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 03:59 AM (qry2M) 751
This google guy who was killed was "head of privacy"! What privacy? It's a constant battle with for privacy if you use any google app. You set your settings only to find a few months later they have changed their rules and they have to be reset. I dont know why people climb everest. If you look at the base camp before the avalanche, it looks like a dump. You feel like shit when you climb and the views are all the same. Bleh. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 26, 2015 04:03 AM (iQIUe) 752
Hate to be a buzz-kill, but any national divorce would leave the bulk of coastal space in the hands of the commies, and their rapid collapse would invite UN (read: Russian and/or Chi-Com) "peacekeepers" to land. That would mean Patriotland would start out in the enemies pincers. Not to mention that the Chi-Coms aren't going to let the trillions we owe them slide just because, domestically, we're not in a good place right now.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 04:03 AM (Q/rld) 753
I hate to say or think this... but how else, other than unspeakable war are we gonna get ourselves outta this mess?
Depends what you mean by 'out'. I suppose we could conceivably all volunteer to be dirt poor while the folks in government live Looking at Baltimore tonight, and similar situations where people air their grievances over someone they almost certainly didn't know, I don't much expect passivity when the day comes that some has to say 'Dude, you're poor and now you're going to have to live like it because there's nothing we can do about it.' Posted by: Methos at April 26, 2015 04:04 AM (ZbV+0) 754
Maker Faire in the SF Bay area is May 15/16. I'll be one of the guys with a Cthulhu t-shirt.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 04:05 AM (T1005) 755
That would mean Patriotland would start out in the enemies pincers.
That's different from today because... Posted by: Methos at April 26, 2015 04:06 AM (ZbV+0) 756
That is a kind of restraint if the other thought was "Burn this bitch down". Posted by: Bete I'm only linking the PG stuff. Much more "lively" clips and pics are out there. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 26, 2015 04:07 AM (kdS6q) 757
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Hate to be a buzz-kill, but any national divorce would leave the bulk of coastal space in the hands of the commies, and their rapid collapse would invite UN (read: Russian and/or Chi-Com) "peacekeepers" to land. That would mean Patriotland would start out in the enemies pincers. Not to mention that the Chi-Coms aren't going to let the trillions we owe them slide just because, domestically, we're not in a good place right now. Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 04:03 AM (Q/rld) You're looking at it more like a foreclosure.....I'd suspect it'd be more like a world war. We've never had the former, and have tended to do relatively well with the latter. Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 04:08 AM (T1005) 758
hat's different from today because...
Posted by: Methos Because the current American oligarchs are WAY more inept than the Chinese military and far less rapey than the Russian military. Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 04:09 AM (Q/rld) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 04:11 AM (qry2M) 760
This is all just conjecture anyway. Once Iran gets the bomb, we're all fucked anyway. It'll be like SMOD but with fallout.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 04:11 AM (Q/rld) 761
Random memory -- visiting in east Tennessee, driving around, going to a retail parking lot, seeing a woodchuck.
"Holy hell, what the fuck is THAT?!??!?" Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 04:14 AM (T1005) 762
My last comment reminded me of Latma's Iranian Bomb Song. It was done almost 5 years ago. Funny how prescient it was (funny "bash your head against the wall" not funny ha ha).
https://youtu.be/wuEhhPbAAdA Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 04:18 AM (Q/rld) 763
I slept for almost an hour. Yay!
Posted by: Kenway at April 26, 2015 04:19 AM (oef+Q) 764
Because the current American oligarchs are WAY more inept than the
Chinese military and far less rapey than the Russian military. Surrounded by enemies is surrounded by enemies. The Chinese would run into the same blade of grass issue the Japanese were worried about even on the coast, and I doubt Russia could sustain any meaningful occupation here (just look at the time its taken them to carve little pieces out of Ukraine). Besides with Europe undefended, Russia can find other ways to occupy it's soldiers' time. Posted by: Methos at April 26, 2015 04:21 AM (ZbV+0) 765
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I slept for almost an hour. Yay! Posted by: Kenway at April 26, 2015 04:19 AM (oef+Q) Does that mean that you weigh less or more? Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 04:21 AM (T1005) 766
I doubt the Chinese have the logistical capabilities yet for any large scale conventional operation either.
Posted by: Kenway at April 26, 2015 04:26 AM (oef+Q) 767
MWNP, I don't think anyone here is trying to politicize Animal House: quite the reverse, pointing out that it is the leftie Puritans who are so uptight that they cannot regard anything anymore as unpoliticized good fun. Not movies, video games, or sci-fi.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 26, 2015 04:30 AM (XrHO0) 768
Well, Nobody wants to do shots, I pissed off unperson, What to do? What to do? I guess I'll lurk until I see something I can opine on. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 04:41 AM (qry2M) 769
Posted by: Methos
That's true, but like I said: Iranian bomb=fucked^2, so as Lord Edmund Blackadder said, "Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we may come down with some horrifying skin disease." Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 04:46 AM (Q/rld) 770
Who killed the blog? Watching the Clinton Cash special on fox. Haiti sure got fvcked over. Wasn't Pappy Bush involved with Billy Jeff on that one?
Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2015 04:48 AM (qu2uc) 771
Well, Nobody wants to do shots,
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words What kinda shots? Mas Tequila? https://youtu.be/hdMfCNyeGg0 Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 04:51 AM (Q/rld) 772
I said the sparrow, With my bow and arrow. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 04:52 AM (qry2M) 773
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I said the sparrow, With my bow and arrow. Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 04:52 AM (qry2M) That was the first thing I thought of, too. Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2015 04:53 AM (T1005) 774
Mas Tequila? https://youtu.be/hdMfCNyeGg0 Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 04:51 AM (Q/rld) OK. but that's the last one You're not as young as you used to be But you're not as old as you're going to be So watch it! Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 04:57 AM (qry2M) 775
It's not cock robbin' if I pay them to do it.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 26, 2015 04:57 AM (cIoI4) 776
775 It's not cock robbin' if I pay them to do it. Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 26, 2015 04:57 AM (cIoI4) Damn, either up early or pretty damn good for this late at night. (unless you're on the left coast... so party on...) Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 05:00 AM (qry2M) Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 05:03 AM (Q/rld) 778
Insomnia in noo yawk. Plus sober as my stomach needs the down time. But I'll be well pickled in time to get myself banned from the Sunday food thhread.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 26, 2015 05:04 AM (XrHO0) 779
Well, throttle down to idle and get what sleep you can, Sorry I can't stay up to amuse you. Pleasant dreams. to you and all Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at April 26, 2015 05:08 AM (qry2M) 780
Guess it's time for a sammich.
Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2015 05:14 AM (qu2uc) 781
****glances to and fro*****
****steals a couple cheese nips and a pretty ratty looking piece of celery that no one else wanted from the buffet table**** Posted by: jc at April 26, 2015 05:17 AM (iRJ+A) 782
I must say that I find it sad when some imdiividuals reflect upon rioting on the East Coast -who aren't from the East Coast-, say "I never liked that part of the country anyway" I am by no means anywhere near a perfect person, but I would feel sad and disturbed about rioting in whatever part of the country it is as I was about the rioting in MO.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2015 05:19 AM (DXzRD) Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at April 26, 2015 05:23 AM (Q/rld) 784
Posted by: Formerly atnorth at April 25, 2015 10:26 PM (7Oo+W)
Thanks for the update. May God bless your son with strength and healing, and surround he and the rest of the family too with peace and love as you go through these next months of surgery and therapy. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2015 05:24 AM (DXzRD) 785
Not sure the SJW's will make it thru the burning times.
Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2015 05:34 AM (qu2uc) 786
Not sure the SJW's will make it thru the burning times.
Posted by: Infidel They won't, but they'll make a great protein source. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the End Times Gourmet at April 26, 2015 05:37 AM (Q/rld) 787
Kinda like hobo hunting?
Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2015 05:42 AM (qu2uc) 788
Good night Horde.
I leave you with a video of Christmas lights set to techno versions of: "God Bless the USA", "The Army Goes Rolling Along", "The Marine Corps Hymn", "Anchors Aweigh", and "Wild Blue Yonder". https://youtu.be/YHwa-Iq1Bx4 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the End Times Gourmet at April 26, 2015 06:05 AM (Q/rld) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0834 seconds. |
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