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John-Paul Nungesser, Accused of Rape and Harassed by "Mattress Project," Sues Columbia For Enabling the Harassment
This man has been defamed and harassed for years-- all with the enabling of Columbia University, and Senator Kirsten Gillibrand.
Paul Nungesser was found "not responsible" for sexually assaulting another student at Columbia University. The student who accused him, Emma Sulkowicz, has since began carrying a mattress around the university as part of an art project to protest a finding she claims was unfair. Sulkowicz’s activism earned her an invitation to President Obama’s State of the Union address Tuesday night from Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, D-N.Y. When Nungesser heard of the invitation, he blasted the senator for rewarding Sulkowicz’s attacks against him. "I am shocked to learn that Sen. Gillibrand is actively supporting Ms. Sulkowicz's defamation campaign against me by providing her with a public forum in which to broadcast her grave allegation," Nungesser told New York Magazine on Tuesday. "By doing so, Sen. Gillibrand is participating in a harassment campaign against someone, who, for good reason, has been found innocent by all investigating bodies."Sulkowicz was permitted by Columbia to carry around a mattress to further defame Nungesser, and even make her carrying around of that mattress her senior art project -- for college credit. Note that Nungesser has been cleared multiple times of the claims Emma Sulkowicz has made against him -- and the charges that Sulkowicz induced two other women to file against him, in a sort of warped solidarity. And Sulkowicz also tried to bring charges with the NYPD -- who also refused to prosecute. But throughout this, Sulkowicz has spoken to the media -- violating Columbia's confidentiality rules -- and made it easy to determine who she was accusing. However, Nungesser himself has not spoken to the media much, until recently. He was bound by confidentiality, whereas Sulkowicz paraded around that mattress, claiming he'd raped her. Well, now he's filed a lawsuit which contains all the details confidentiality rules previously blockaded him from releasing. Robby Soave correctly calls the texts published in the lawsuit what they are -- damning. I strongly encourage everyone to read the lawsuit. It is filled with damning claims. And believe me, it is not slow reading.
Assuming these texts are real -- and I can't see them likely being fake, as they'll be subject to scrutiny by the courts, and more than likely have been looked at by Colubia and the police -- then Columbia better put aside money for a Rolling Stone-level settlement. I just don't see how a "rape victim" could possibly text her "rapist" things like "I love youyouyou" after the "rape." But we'll probably be told that rape victims do this all the time, just like we were told in the case of Jackie that rape victims always changed their stories and appeared deceptive and evasive.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Albert Schweitzer at April 24, 2015 06:13 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 24, 2015 06:14 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 24, 2015 06:15 PM (I8YZX)
Posted by: "Blind" Justice statue at April 24, 2015 06:15 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2015 06:15 PM (rlAIa)
Posted by: Neil Disgrace Tyson at April 24, 2015 06:15 PM (ihXSm)
Posted by: Garrett at April 24, 2015 06:16 PM (9cwxE)
Posted by: HH at April 24, 2015 06:16 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Garrett at April 24, 2015 06:17 PM (9cwxE)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 24, 2015 06:17 PM (I8YZX)
further defame Nungesser, and even make her carrying around of that
mattress her senior art project -- for college credit.
Ahhhh...I think I've found the problem.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2015 06:17 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Ron-Paul Nunguesser at April 24, 2015 06:17 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 24, 2015 06:17 PM (Dwehj)
Wouldn't it be more effective if they lugged around a pinball machine?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 24, 2015 06:18 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: Lauren at April 24, 2015 06:18 PM (ZLNps)
Posted by: Columbia University at April 24, 2015 06:18 PM (Lqb+9)
Based on the texts, she literally was begging for it. And didn't get it.
This whole sorry episode is an object lesson in keeping clear separation between Dick and Crazy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 06:18 PM (AVEe1)
That's where most rapes take place, right, on a pinball machine?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 24, 2015 06:18 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: Jackie at April 24, 2015 06:19 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: 19 at April 24, 2015 06:19 PM (6E2VN)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2015 06:19 PM (rlAIa)
Posted by: Wisconsin Prosecutors at April 24, 2015 06:19 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: X at April 24, 2015 06:19 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2015 06:19 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: 23? at April 24, 2015 06:19 PM (6E2VN)
Posted by: 27 at April 24, 2015 06:19 PM (6E2VN)
So, why didnt the woman file a civil suit if she felt so aggrieved? Because no atty wd take it pro bono and she didnt have the money to pay? The photos of her carting that mattress around make her look like a nut or a hooker or a nutty hooker.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:20 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Zombie Clemenza at April 24, 2015 06:20 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 06:18 PM (AVEe1)
We saw how you looked at us, with those rapey eyes. You should be punished for that.
Posted by: Special snowflakes at April 24, 2015 06:21 PM (Lqb+9)
So you're saying she'll be wealthy when she retires, then.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 24, 2015 06:21 PM (I8YZX)
Posted by: HH at April 24, 2015 06:21 PM (Ce4DF)
... before you get involved AT ANY LEVEL with a girl, you damn well better know her politics. If she's a Progressive, stay the hell away.
That's where we're at. And for those of you with these Progressive "friends and family", you are completely bullshitting yourselves if you think they will it turn on you.
It is a Time of Choosing.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2015 06:21 PM (GWm7j)
Posted by: Garrett at April 24, 2015 06:22 PM (9cwxE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 24, 2015 06:22 PM (W5DcG)
that's what he claims, that she got more and more lovey-dovey and when he did not reciprocate, she started claiming rape.
I didn't mention this but an early facebook message from her says "fuck me in the butt." (She would ultimately allege an anal rape.)
He also says she's accused other people of sexual assault, including an ex-boyfriend.
It's just filled with a lot of stuff that makes you think her claims are not credible.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2015 06:22 PM (PA7DS)
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOSE WEIGHT AND LOOK GREAT?
Posted by: an annoying tv commerical break at April 24, 2015 06:22 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: X at April 24, 2015 06:22 PM (n5fTN)
Nunngesser is going to be *swimming* in p***y because of this. The man is going to get laid more than the tiles at the Al Hambra.
He was so good in bed that he drove a woman insane? Chicks dig guys who drive chicks insane. It's science.
Nunngesser should still sue the shit out of Columbia and Gillibrand and Sulckowicz ... but he'll be dining out on this for the rest of his years. If you know what I mean.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 24, 2015 06:23 PM (0MJOU)
Posted by: Garrett at April 24, 2015 06:23 PM (9cwxE)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 24, 2015 06:23 PM (I8YZX)
"Paul had grabbed her at a party and tried to kiss her."
He said this never happened. But assuming it did, if this is criminal conduct as a species we are screwed.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:24 PM (iQIUe)
Whut. Whut?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 06:24 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at April 24, 2015 06:24 PM (1uKzc)
That might be what Nungesser means by "making allegations against other people," actually.
I think you have to read this lawsuit *very* carefully to pick up on what IS and IS NOT evidenced.
the lawsuit is very convincing-- until you kick the tires in it.
Not that I'm saying I don't believe him, just that the lawsuit (like the "jackie" story at rolling stone) makes you think there's more evidence for things than there really is.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2015 06:25 PM (PA7DS)
This is what wrecked...um, her case.
Posted by: Garrett at April 24, 2015 06:25 PM (9cwxE)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 06:26 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2015 06:26 PM (PA7DS)
Things to get rid of in higher education:
1. Humanities
2. Social Sciences
3. Art
Well, I guess art instruction is valuable but if they're letting this kind of crap count, might as well scrap the whole thing.
Posted by: AnnaDude at April 24, 2015 06:27 PM (b4b5c)
45 >>didn't mention this but an early facebook message from her says "fuck me in the butt."
This is what wrecked...um, her case.
Posted by: Garrett at April 24, 2015 06:25 PM (9cwxE)
*************************************************
What is this fellows phone number? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Barney Frank at April 24, 2015 06:27 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 24, 2015 06:27 PM (+kznc)
with her boyfriend (a John Doe, not part of the suit) but with *all* of
his friends, often while drunk.
So John Doe and all the other soldiers in the army that marched between her legs are wiping their brows and saying, "Phew! That was close!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 06:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Garrett at April 24, 2015 06:28 PM (9cwxE)
Posted by: Barack Obama, invisible Columbia student at April 24, 2015 06:28 PM (nFdGS)
If this is an example of university life, no wonder people are without direction or anchor. Good luck to 'Merica.
Posted by: just bob at April 24, 2015 06:29 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Hank at April 24, 2015 06:29 PM (K+1ie)
Well, as you wrote, the texts will be examined for accuracy. It would seem counterproductive to include those texts if they can't be substantiated.
Although that part is described as "messaged," whatever that means.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2015 06:30 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: MSNBC at April 24, 2015 06:30 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: Afroman at April 24, 2015 06:30 PM (uTc5j)
I really dont understand this running to the school dean instead of the cops to report an assault. That's what the Lena chick did. Not sure is this one did, too.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:31 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Garrett at April 24, 2015 06:31 PM (9cwxE)
Posted by: Sal E. Cone at April 24, 2015 06:31 PM (x6d4B)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 06:32 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 06:32 PM (DXzRD)
Emma: fuck me in the butt
That sounds very rapey, don't it?
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2015 06:32 PM (rlAIa)
his gay name alone shoulda cleared him, no?
Posted by: an annoying tv commerical break at April 24, 2015 06:33 PM (Tk6Z0)
The male students threatening him are nuts, too. Has every guy been neutered?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:33 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 06:33 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Jackie at April 24, 2015 06:33 PM (YvRAm)
Unfortunately, Gillibrand, as an elected official, can't be sued for her slanderous and defamatory remarks.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 24, 2015 06:23 PM (I8YZX)
Depends on where and why she made her comments. She can't be sued if she said it on the floor of the Senate as part of debate or a hearing. But otherwise he can sue away.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 24, 2015 06:34 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 06:34 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Garrett
I call an early threadwinner!
Posted by: Oedipus at April 24, 2015 06:34 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Sal E. Cone
That gives me a great idea for an ROTC activity.
Posted by: Gen Peggy Combs at April 24, 2015 06:34 PM (Q/rld)
So I think she took the right path with this whole mattress thing.
Posted by: Britt McHenry at April 24, 2015 06:34 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:33 PM
It's all the soy.
Posted by: huerfano at April 24, 2015 06:34 PM (bynk/)
Posted by: Golfman at April 24, 2015 06:34 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: BuckIV at April 24, 2015 06:35 PM (CLfqv)
Yeah, there was a part in her story in which she talks about waking up and he was gone.
It struck me that this was his real crime and she was self-aware enough that this wouldn't be persuasive but Freud always slips.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 24, 2015 06:35 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2015 06:35 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Emmet Milbarge at April 24, 2015 06:35 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2015 06:35 PM (rlAIa)
Posted by: X at April 24, 2015 06:36 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: Manolo at April 24, 2015 06:36 PM (NCVM7)
Posted by: AstroGlide Man at April 24, 2015 06:36 PM (uTc5j)
is going to get laid more than the tiles at the Al Hambra.
I would think he would be extra choosey given that his accuser may have inspired other crazy chicks to accuse him of rape.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 06:36 PM (2TN4k)
I hope his lawsuit includes her and that all she's left with is that mattress.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 24, 2015 06:36 PM (4CRfK)
DO YOU WAKE UP FEELING TIRED? DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP BETTER?
Posted by: an annoying tv commerical break at April 24, 2015 06:36 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2015 06:37 PM (dkExz)
So, this guy have her the Kaiser Soze and she lost it?
Posted by: Garrett at April 24, 2015 06:37 PM (9cwxE)
Somewhere in the middle of all that, he boogied to Columbia, no doubt in the hope he could continue his campaign against white men, free from the inconvenience of the sunshine laws that govern state universities.
Posted by: Jimbolaya at April 24, 2015 06:37 PM (4HYng)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 06:38 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Sasquatch at April 24, 2015 06:39 PM (Orv1g)
Did he chew off his own arm?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 06:39 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 24, 2015 06:39 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Emmet Milbarge at April 24, 2015 06:35 PM (nFdGS)
Now playing at the local cineplex, "Let's Go To The Mattresses!", starring Sandra Fluke, and featuring Zombie John Holmes!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 06:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:39 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce J.
White knights. Pajama boys think that making internet-tough-guy threats and talking shit will get them some progtard pussy. They want to punch their ticket out of the friend zone.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 06:40 PM (Q/rld)
The label would have to have an addendum: "rayon, springs, foam, e. coli"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 06:40 PM (AVEe1)
"Hey, there's a chick up at Columbia walking around with a mattress on her back!"
"That's great! Let's invite her to the State of the Union speech. What could possibly go wrong?"
Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2015 06:41 PM (YFFpo)
Can he drag Senator Kirsten Gillibrand into the lawsuit?
Without her horsefuckery these psycho-allegations probably would've died the quick death they deserved?
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 06:41 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 06:42 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: BuckIV at April 24, 2015 06:42 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: Manolo at April 24, 2015 06:42 PM (NCVM7)
internet-tough-guy threats and talking shit will get them some progtard
pussy. They want to punch their ticket out of the friend zone.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 06:40 PM (Q/rld)
Wait - they want to tie into this crazy bitch, or others of the same ilk? Are they THAT desperate?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 06:42 PM (oKE6c)
I really dont understand this running to the school dean instead of the cops to report an assault. That's what the Lena chick did. Not sure is this one did, too.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:31 PM (iQIUe)
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Extremely sketchy evidence rules, low bar for the standard of proof, and often no chance for the accused to face his accuser, or even attend the proceedings.
Easy way to "punish" one's spurner.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 24, 2015 06:42 PM (vgIRn)
"We've reached out to both Nungesser's attorney, Andrew T. Miltenberg, and Sulkowicz for comment, and will update if we hear back. In emails to the Associated Press and the New York Times, Sulkowicz called the lawsuit "ridiculous." She writes:
I think it's ridiculous that Paul would sue not only the school but one of my past professors for allowing me to make an art piece. It's ridiculous that he would read it as a bullying strategy, especially given his continued public attempts to smear my reputation, when really it's just an artistic expression of the personal trauma I've experienced at Columbia. If artists are not allowed to make art that reflect on our experiences, then how are we to heal?"
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:43 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Afroman at April 24, 2015 06:44 PM (uTc5j)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 06:44 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 06:44 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Titanium at April 24, 2015 06:45 PM (u9UgT)
Dear lord. Pro tip, sweetie, if you're having to beg a guy to use conforms when he screws other women, he's just not that in to you.
Posted by: Lauren at April 24, 2015 06:45 PM (ZLNps)
Posted by: Afroman at April 24, 2015 06:44 PM (uTc5j)
I'd be referring to her as "Pinto," because ... well ... you know. After they got rear-ended, they blew up.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 06:46 PM (oKE6c)
Chick is just a messed up person and directed all on Nungesser.
Think it's fair to say feminists/Leftists who have been telling women to have sex like men and there's not maximum on partners (don't slut shame!) encouraged her to take this path. And it obviously made her used and unfulfilled - to the point that she felt raped.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 06:46 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Hollywood Book of Manners at April 24, 2015 06:46 PM (KUa85)
How much you wanna bet she's Alanis Morisette's biggest fan?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 24, 2015 06:46 PM (Tk6Z0)
http://goo.gl/QXHPpI
I love how they refer to him as a serial rapist. smh
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:46 PM (iQIUe)
He says her facebook messages admit sex with her boyfriend at the time and all his friends. Ace rightfully expresses skepticism of some of these "bad acts"
However the plaintiff does not have to prove she behaved that way. It is enough to show that she SAID she behaved that way. Even if she lied about having drunk sex with all those people, it shows.....SHE LIES ABOUT SEX
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 06:46 PM (zOTsN)
Ah, there's their mistake. They should've contacted him instead.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 06:46 PM (oKE6c)
We have to protect ace. He's always sweet on these cray cray girls.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:47 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: anon a mouse at April 24, 2015 06:47 PM (KnbYp)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 24, 2015 06:47 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 06:47 PM (2TN4k)
Or maybe Corvair...the engine's in the back.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2015 06:47 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:46 PM (iQIUe)
Is that before or after they ask for his contact info?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 06:47 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 06:47 PM (E5hbC)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 06:48 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Titanium at April 24, 2015 06:48 PM (u9UgT)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
My Guess: they mostly think "it won't happen to me, I'm a good progressive." They don't realize The Crazy doesn't care about that, The Crazy only knows penis=guilt.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 06:48 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: Afroman at April 24, 2015 06:48 PM (uTc5j)
Her next stop on her journey is lesbianism, cutting, and then suicide.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 24, 2015 06:48 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 06:49 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 06:49 PM (DXzRD)
-Haven Monahan
Posted by: (sent from Emma's iphone) at April 24, 2015 06:49 PM (XrHO0)
They really don't like the new Obama administration rape rules. They like the idea in theory but they don't want to be running trials and having visits from the Civil Rights Division of the Justice Department.
They think they're on the right side of social justice (BTW, did you know that the infamous Father Coughlin had a magazine called "Social Justice" and popularized the term in the US? I didn't.) and don't like being thought of as places with Bad People.
If schools get sued, they'll push back.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 24, 2015 06:50 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 06:50 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: FDR's TV at April 24, 2015 06:50 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Wah Wah Sisterhood at April 24, 2015 06:50 PM (jT+gh)
It's all me, me, me, I, I , I.....calling it "art" doesn't exempt you from the law, sugar cheeks.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 06:50 PM (2TN4k)
But, I'm with the Mattress Pllice and there are no tags on this mattress.
Posted by: Fletch at April 24, 2015 06:51 PM (9cwxE)
Because aren't all "artists" crazy?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2015 06:51 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Emmet Milbarge at April 24, 2015 06:35 PM (nFdGS)
I'm waiting for the Taiwanese CGI animated version.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 24, 2015 06:52 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 06:52 PM (zOTsN)
So now "Friend with benefits" <-------------Serial Rapist?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 06:52 PM (2TN4k)
I'm generally feeling my rapiest between 12:00 and 2:30. Usually after the bar closes, whenever that is.
Posted by: Hank at April 24, 2015 06:52 PM (K+1ie)
B) The perfessor should be sued just for calling an ignorant stunt like this 'art.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 06:53 PM (YvRAm)
What if ace kisses a girl at a party and ends up being charged with rape and is thrown in the slammer? How can we protect the little guy?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:53 PM (iQIUe)
Probably a lot of truth to this. Once she runs out of money to live the student life, she will be out in the real world. And it won't be nice.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2015 06:53 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2015 06:53 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 06:54 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Afroman at April 24, 2015 06:54 PM (uTc5j)
Posted by: Wonkette at April 24, 2015 06:55 PM (0FSuD)
Wrong verb.
Linking verbs strike the page in a phallic fashion, therefore evil.
Posted by: Wah Wah Sisterhood, English Graduate Studies at April 24, 2015 06:55 PM (jT+gh)
These pajamaboy white knights are the same ones who attend abortion rallies and slut walks. Wanna prove their the perfect feminist boyfriend material in order to get laid.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 06:55 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 06:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Hank at April 24, 2015 06:55 PM (K+1ie)
Posted by: Manolo at April 24, 2015 06:56 PM (NCVM7)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 06:56 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 06:55 PM (2TN4k)
"Feminist boyfriend?" I love oxymorons, but that's going too far.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 06:56 PM (oKE6c)
Really? Well, isn't baby cakes a shining example of their competence...
Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2015 06:57 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: tbd at April 24, 2015 06:57 PM (eHRTo)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 06:56 PM (zOTsN)
This is the only reason the guy has friends. LOL
Posted by: just bob at April 24, 2015 06:57 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 24, 2015 06:58 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 06:56 PM (zOTsN)
Imagine the gags his friends were swapping. The first guy to bop her earnestly looks up from his beer at the other guys and says it now burns when he pees, just to catch their reaction.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 06:59 PM (oKE6c)
23 she's pretty much made herself unemployable except for government or academia.
Posted by: X at April 24, 2015 06:19 PM (n5fTN)
She's doing a senior art project. In college. She is unemployable even by the government. Now getting a ten million dollar grant from the NEA is a different story.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 24, 2015 07:00 PM (FTeeu)
On topic: I am related to a Columbia student and I'll inquire whether this is a thing or just a blog-thing that we 10%ers even hear about.
Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at April 24, 2015 07:00 PM (XMX7O)
Reminds me of Jackie. She thought that she could make "Ryan" jealous. Most guys would just stay away.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 24, 2015 07:00 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 07:00 PM (bZG+P)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:01 PM (E5hbC)
IKR, but who do you think coined the phrase?
Feminists.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nq54kea
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 07:01 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 06:55 PM (2TN4k)
They're the guys with the "why do girls always like the jerks" lament after the girls tell them; "You're a great guy, I like you as a friend!"
Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2015 07:02 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: wooga at April 24, 2015 07:02 PM (qlxfZ)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 24, 2015 07:00 PM (b4b5c)
Exactly. Lousy psychology, to think that balling some other guy is going to light a fire under a guy who passed when he had a clear shot.
The most likely reaction on the guy's part: relief that she'll be off his case now.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:02 PM (oKE6c)
Guess too horse connected, think of a form of horse racing. Now if we could put Jean Francois and Sarah Jessica in harness and have them spin around the track with the other horses...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:02 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
And broken assholes are for closers.
Posted by: Reggie Love at April 24, 2015 07:03 PM (Q/rld)
Butt Sexx is for Lovers, Virginia.
Posted by: Bob McDonnel at April 24, 2015 07:03 PM (9cwxE)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 07:03 PM (zOTsN)
IKR, but who do you think coined the phrase?
Feminists.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 07:01 PM (2TN4k)
More of that vaunted feminist sense of humor.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:03 PM (oKE6c)
58 She texted him asking for Teh Butt Secks. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Posted by: Afroman at April 24, 2015 06:30 PM (uTc5j)
Just remember alexthechicks advice...
Posted by: Buzzion at April 24, 2015 07:04 PM (FTeeu)
Posted by: Feminists at April 24, 2015 07:04 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: wooga at April 24, 2015 07:04 PM (qlxfZ)
Arrested. Someone sent him a kilo of date rape drug
he was going to distribute in exchange for sex.
http://tinyurl.com/pa6eswr
according to Fox New
Posted by: Gander Lander at April 24, 2015 07:04 PM (DsP0g)
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 24, 2015 07:05 PM (CVTpV)
So they the ones at the rallies wearing the red pumps with a Murse slung over a shoulder? Talk about Omegas...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:05 PM (lQHc1)
Art project, my ass.
If you change that comma to a colon, you could get college credit at Columbia.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 24, 2015 07:05 PM (4KoRb)
Posted by: I have doubled my knowledge of Nungessers in one day! at April 24, 2015 07:05 PM (weeeU)
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She gave up the butt thinking he'd like her more - but you can never skank your way to a man's heart.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 07:06 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 06:56 PM (zOTsN)
Yeesh.
It's basic biology people.
No guy no guy wants a serious relationship with Whorey McSlutterton.
Banging Whorey McSlutterton?
Sure. Just be sure to "suit up".
But, a real loving relationship leading to marriage.
No fucking way.
Why?
You don't want to be bringing home your paycheck to support a bunch of her lovers' bastards.
Modesty may not equal loyalty, but you certainly have a better shot at not raising a bunch of bastards as Cuckold Joe.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 07:06 PM (KUa85)
Exactly. Lousy psychology, to think that balling some other guy is going to light a fire under a guy who passed when he had a clear shot.
These girls are young, inexperienced, and had their heads filled with feminist horseshit. The most they probably know about male psychology is 'Twilight.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 07:07 PM (YvRAm)
ISWYDT.
If you change that comma to a colon, you could get college credit at Columbia.
ISWYDT2.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:07 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Streetcar Named D'liar at April 24, 2015 07:07 PM (jT+gh)
Let him pay for his own hookers. It teaches-uhh-the value of money.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 07:07 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: The Porpoise at April 24, 2015 07:07 PM (uTc5j)
I never understood why Ford did not sue as chevy did when they went after their trucks the same way.
The fact is that Pintos were no more likely to catch fire from an impact than any other car of the day. And for any of them to catch on fire from a rear end crash the terminal; velocity of the car crashing into them had to be above 50 mph and that is extremlely rare.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 24, 2015 07:07 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 07:07 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:08 PM (lQHc1)
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Which deserves a little up-weighting on both scales, IYKWIM
Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at April 24, 2015 07:08 PM (X3xYu)
Modesty may not equal loyalty, but you certainly have a better shot at not raising a bunch of bastards as Cuckold Joe.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 07:06 PM (KUa85)
Yeah, who wants a whole bunch of guys standing outside the delivery room handing out cigars and arguing over who is actually the father?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:08 PM (oKE6c)
Honestly, those texts are just sad. She comes off really needy, especially the bragging (?) that she had slept with all of John Doe's (he primary fuck buddy?) friends. Ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 07:09 PM (2TN4k)
lawyers for bucks. And that video of the exploding Pinto is most likely
one made by a certain lying news orgnaization that was known to put
incendiary devices in those cars when they hyped the explosion.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 24, 2015 07:07 PM (wlDny)
Yeah, I know, but I couldn't resist the joke.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:09 PM (oKE6c)
I am not joking about her parents. They should've raised her better
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 07:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:10 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 24, 2015 07:11 PM (4KoRb)
Posted by: Bawney Frank at April 24, 2015 07:11 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:12 PM (W540W)
Agreed. It's sad, but what she did to this guy is worse. Glad there's enough of an text trail to demonstrate the crazy and the willingness.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2015 07:12 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 24, 2015 07:04 PM (FTeeu)
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Okay, I'll bite...
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 07:12 PM (KH1sk)
How the school thought that giving her college credit for this was acceptable is beyond me.
You know what I would like to see? Legislation that provides for a private cause of action when the confidentiality provisions of FERPA and Title IX sexual assault star chamber investigations are violated. Put some teeth into it, including mandatory and automatic monetary sanctions against the school itself. That should help this whole only one side obeying them problem.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 24, 2015 07:12 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 24, 2015 07:11 PM (4KoRb)
FIFY.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:13 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: The Other 3+ Billion guys on Earth at April 24, 2015 07:13 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:13 PM (W540W)
Posted by: Dr. Tuco, OB-GYN at April 24, 2015 07:14 PM (jT+gh)
Does she park it outside?
Also, I love that it was her Art class thesis. I mean, can you imagine the Professor faced with saying no to this asshole?
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2015 07:14 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2015 07:14 PM (DL2i+)
Very, VERY, glad that I don't have a kid in school.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 07:14 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2015 06:22 PM (PA7DS)
Kinda like a Rolling Stone article.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2015 07:15 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2015 07:15 PM (go5uR)
Does she park it outside?
Also, I love that it was her Art class thesis. I mean, can you imagine the Professor faced with saying no to this asshole?
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2015 07:14 PM (Bl4dy)
At least she managed to get it through doorways and gateways. Barky couldn't figure out how to get an umbrella through one.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:15 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 24, 2015 07:04 PM (FTeeu)
Actually, I'm pretty sure that ignoring my sage advice re: lube is part of what led to this.
Also that she's a Next Level Bunny Boiler.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 24, 2015 07:15 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 07:16 PM (bZG+P)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2015 07:14 PM (Bl4dy)
__________
Poor choice of words, in the circumstances.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:16 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: Corvair, dead and buried. at April 24, 2015 07:16 PM (F2IAQ)
Does she park it outside?
Posted by: Ktgreat
You realize this is handicap mattress parking? License and registration.
Posted by: Campus Fuzz at April 24, 2015 07:16 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2015 07:17 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2015 07:14 PM (Bl4dy)
Mein Gott, how I wished I'd said "no" to the asshole.
Posted by: Jean-Paul Nungesser at April 24, 2015 07:17 PM (oKE6c)
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Yeah and hate crime can be applied when victims are white too.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 24, 2015 07:17 PM (FTeeu)
Posted by: alexthechick
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Radioactive.
Posted by: Corvair, dead and buried. at April 24, 2015 07:17 PM (F2IAQ)
A supremely self-indulgent mindset is cultivated. Everything should be given to them on at least a silver platter. Because? They have ovaries and if not, hear them whine for restitution.
And it used to be Women's Equality was all about "Sisters doing it for themselves."
You have certainly come a long way baby. Right back to the fainting couch but even less capable of handling real life.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:17 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:18 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 07:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jay
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Eleanor Holmes Norton would have smashed into the adjacent mattress.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 07:18 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ThunderB
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... and are very proud of her.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 07:19 PM (F2IAQ)
Does she park it outside?
Like the skateboards, it would probably be propped up against a back wall, leaving its oily residue for future generations to venerate.
Posted by: Underclassmen legacy at April 24, 2015 07:19 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Dave at April 24, 2015 07:19 PM (/iRd9)
Oh, there's lots of those too. Especially in women's colleges, the WNBA, the LPGA, and any number of female softball teams.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 07:20 PM (KUa85)
So another narcissist (Munchausen's?) is a lying liar who lies.
WTF is it with these women? Have they no shame?
I confess to watching the worst reality show on TV, Southern Charm. The mother of the executive producer noted "back in my day, if a girl got knocked up, she was sent away ... and her parents changed their name and moved to Missoula"
I kind of wish some of that shame culture would come back. For crying out loud, stop having casual sex!You would think it would be embarrassing to parade around as the butt sex victim, but she REVELS in it (I knowher entire story isnot true, but didn't people used to lie about being virgins, not about NOT being virgins? Or lie to make themselves look better, not worse?)
I smelled a rat as soon as Jackie said frat boys raped her. All a frat boy needs to do to get laid is jingle his BMW keys.
All a guy with a good accent needs to get laid is to jingle his vespa keys, and a certain type of girl will have her clothes off in a new York minute.
Posted by: the other coyote at April 24, 2015 07:20 PM (yK44T)
Posted by: Underclassmen
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heh
'oily residue'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 07:21 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Wonkette at April 24, 2015 07:21 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:21 PM (W540W)
I am sure her probably deeply progressive parents raised her with out boundaries, or a sense of self respect
Posted by: ThunderB
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... and are very proud of her.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 07:19 PM (F2IAQ)
A liberal acquaintance of mine allowed as how his daughter and her female "friend" aren't married legally, but ...
It was clear he was totally approving. If they do get "married," I think I'll buy them a top of the line turkey baster.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:21 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 07:21 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah, I was trying to call her a name without using a word that also meant/implied "crazy". She isn't crazy, she's a vicious shrew who thought nothing of ruining a guys life.
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2015 07:22 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: zombie Zappa at April 24, 2015 07:22 PM (9cwxE)
Guess what, that could open a whole new level of litigation. Why? The health nazis are now going after third hand smoke, the physical residue left in carpets from somebody smoking. *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:22 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: boulder terlit
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Me too!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 24, 2015 07:22 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Tawana Brawley at April 24, 2015 07:23 PM (QRz0C)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:24 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
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Funny...., but these days might make you a party in the subsequent child support litigation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 07:25 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Tawana Brawley at April 24, 2015 07:23 PM (QRz0C)
Uh you did get sued. And lost. And keep changing jobs to try and avoid paying.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 24, 2015 07:25 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:26 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:28 PM (W540W)
Now, same thing with young Emma Royd here. You KNOW that anyone who meets her will be watching her walk away to see if she's walking a bit funny.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:28 PM (oKE6c)
It was well known that girls from certain countries where a certain 'splodey religion was very popular.
Would absolutely NOT engage in PIV, however-
were very willing to give up the booty
as a way to keep their boyfriends and still remain a virgin for when they went back home to marry.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 07:29 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)
So she wasn't lying, she was committing taqiyyah in the name of jihad.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 07:29 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 07:25 PM (F2IAQ)
I wasn't proposing to give them one that was loaded.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:29 PM (oKE6c)
http://goo.gl/GD1oOk
What they are all doing which is a common prog trait: what they cant achieve legally, they will achieve extra judicially. Courts wont touch this bullshit so we will force the university to punish him. It's despicable.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 07:30 PM (iQIUe)
put all your troubles behind you
shed not a sympathy tear
the crazy ones, they will stalk you
and find yourself in arrears
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 07:30 PM (bZG+P)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:31 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:31 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2015 07:32 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: X at April 24, 2015 06:19 PM (n5fTN)
That's not a problem. Those will be the only jobs left in a few years.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2015 07:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 07:33 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)
So is she a real mohammedan or the fake Calypso Louis variety?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 07:33 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 07:34 PM (zOTsN)
A couple weekends ago I *did* read The Tempest for the first time. All this time I thought Shakespeare's comedies weren't good. The Tempest gets around that by being REALLY FREAKING SCARY. Yes, it has jokes... on the surface.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:35 PM (W540W)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:36 PM (W540W)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2015 07:36 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 07:36 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Try Depends new Magnum series for manmade incontinence at April 24, 2015 07:37 PM (jT+gh)
ThunderB - They could never ask those kinds of questions without calling into question their own beleifs and egos. Which means they would be as successful as Dr. Morbius yelling "I give you up!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:37 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2015 07:37 PM (4NtAn)
"So the bottom line is ..."
"You in the back ... yes, please take a seat ..."
"It's important not to get behind in your work ..."
"In this lecture, we'll consider the successor to the Long Parliament, known commonly as the "Rump Parliament."
It'd be a lecturer's nightmare.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 07:39 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:40 PM (W540W)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 07:40 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 07:41 PM (bZG+P)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:42 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2015 07:42 PM (mGBKM)
That's where most rapes take place, right, on a pinball machine?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 24, 2015 06:18 PM (Tk6Z0)
Damn hard to carry around a pinball machine though.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2015 07:42 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 07:41 PM (bZG+P)
But it wasn't until college that they reared up.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2015 07:37 PM (4NtAn)
Me either
Posted by: Fred the Wonder Dog at April 24, 2015 07:43 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Assault Penis at April 24, 2015 07:44 PM (F0Cog)
That probably isn't news. Students in math class learning Calculus isn't news. Chemistry class might be news if you can tie it into "Breaking Bad" or pipe bombs.
It's just like the bazzillions of cars on the roads and bridges of American who don't get into an accident. Where is the news in that?
Posted by: Gander Lander at April 24, 2015 07:44 PM (DsP0g)
Posted by: Null at April 24, 2015 07:45 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 07:36 PM (2x3L+)
::: shifty eyes :::
Dunno. Maybe.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2015 07:45 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 07:45 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 07:46 PM (bZG+P)
Posted by: Annie Sprinkle at April 24, 2015 07:46 PM (Eszro)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2015 07:46 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 07:36 PM (2x3L+)
Could be a selling point, you never know.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2015 07:46 PM (mx5oN)
I guy who goes anal, to vaginal, and wants a blow job? In that order?
Does not care about you.
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 07:47 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 07:47 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: ccoffer at April 24, 2015 07:47 PM (/I1ti)
When I played a lot of softball, 2 teams we could never beat were " Liquor in Front, Poker in the Rear" and FUBAR.
Posted by: johnny yuma at April 24, 2015 07:48 PM (ahBY0)
Why that's right out of the Claven manual, I tells ya!
Posted by: Cliff "Big Shooter" Claven at April 24, 2015 07:48 PM (fxN9x)
Posted by: Batman at April 24, 2015 07:48 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 07:48 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Null at April 24, 2015 07:48 PM (xjpRj)
Quote from pdf "eehm / maybe not? / jk / I miss your face tho"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:49 PM (W540W)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 07:49 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Candy striper at April 24, 2015 07:49 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:49 PM (W540W)
Posted by: Samwell at April 24, 2015 07:49 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Afroman at April 24, 2015 07:50 PM (uTc5j)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 07:50 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2015 07:51 PM (4NtAn)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 07:51 PM (MDgS8)
Then I got high
Accused a bunch of guys of rape
Then I got high
Now I carry my mattress around and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Posted by: Emma Afroman Sulkowicz at April 24, 2015 07:52 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:52 PM (W540W)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 07:36 PM (2x3L+)
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Tonight on a very special "Saved By the Bell"...
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 07:52 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 07:52 PM (zOTsN)
Cuz that's definitely in his future.
Dude doesn't understand women.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2015 07:53 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:52 PM
(W540W)
FTFY
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2015 07:53 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:53 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at April 24, 2015 07:54 PM (/l3Yp)
I find that curious
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 07:52 PM (zOTsN)
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Should be "aftplay".
And when the heck did buttsecks become the coming thing? Why, if one has a perfectly good cooch, would that hold any appeal?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 07:55 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 07:55 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2015 07:46 PM (mGBKM)
Yeah? What's your point?
Posted by: Allison Williams at April 24, 2015 07:55 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:53 PM (lQHc1)
The Fruits of Islam better stay away from Iran, if they know what's good for them.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2015 07:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 24, 2015 07:56 PM (bCJvd)
Posted by: Pam Anderson at April 24, 2015 07:56 PM (xQX/f)
others is if a few of them end up with their tongues cut out. Not even sure that will work.
Posted by: Naes at April 24, 2015 07:57 PM (YhayY)
On the poop deck?
And when the heck did buttsecks become the coming thing? Why, if one has a perfectly good cooch, would that hold any appeal?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 07:55 PM (KH1sk)
I can't figure that out either. It's like being into having people throw up on you.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 07:57 PM (oKE6c)
Jane Doe #2's comments would be actively heartbreaking even if told outside a criminal complaint.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:58 PM (W540W)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Here's Cheyenne Cinnamon to explain: https://youtu.be/8FipgjakTGA
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 07:58 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: Tossed at April 24, 2015 07:58 PM (uTc5j)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 07:59 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 07:59 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 07:59 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 07:59 PM (F0Cog)
Oh well time to root for the Monster of the Id.
The Krell were perfect in every way....
except for one way.
They wouldn't do anal.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 08:00 PM (MDgS8)
This girl's a real prize.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:01 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 08:01 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 07:52 PM (W540W)
*******
I hear she got them all the time. That's why they call her CUTI.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 08:02 PM (3F6F8)
except for one way.
They wouldn't do anal.
Posted by: eleven
****
Quite the opposite. They would ONLY do anal. Hence their extinction.
The Id monsters were a red herring.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:02 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 08:02 PM (W540W)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 08:02 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: johnny yuma at April 24, 2015 08:02 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 08:03 PM (cIoI4)
except for one way.
They wouldn't do anal.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 08:00 PM (MDgS
All they did was have anal.
They had 37 anuses.
But no mouth.
And no cooter.
And 36 penises.
So....a reach around every time.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 08:03 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
****
What's the problem? It's not like you can catch anything fatal thru unprotected sex. /
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:03 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: adams and hawkeye are my favorites at April 24, 2015 08:04 PM (VpUs/)
I thought she worked for Downers Furniture advertising the semi yearly "going out of business sale"
Does she give out free onions?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 24, 2015 08:04 PM (U7H1n)
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 08:04 PM (Lo0IM)
Posted by: R. Lee Ermey 20 years from now at April 24, 2015 08:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 08:05 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:05 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2015 08:05 PM (mGBKM)
I find that to be the most confusing part of the story.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 08:06 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 08:06 PM (Lo0IM)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 08:06 PM (W540W)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:03 PM (F0Cog)
Read para. 21.
Yow.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:06 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:01 PM (oKE6c)
Given her parentage, she speaks volumes for the value of psychiatry.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 24, 2015 08:07 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 24, 2015 08:07 PM (/IQip)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 07:36 PM (2x3L+)
The strange thing is she is the one who wanted the butt sex. He seemed reluctant - he told he he had no experience playing the B side, as we used to call it.
No anal fixation? Is this guy really a kraut?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 08:07 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:07 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Adriane the Cynic ... at April 24, 2015 08:08 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Rasputin at April 24, 2015 08:08 PM (xQX/f)
So, if you bought a supporting WSFS membership this year, you can vote for it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 08:08 PM (W540W)
one of those Little Caesar's Bacon-wrapped Deep Dish Pepperoni Pizzas.
They'd be happily married today.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 08:08 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 08:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 08:09 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 08:10 PM (W540W)
Oh and how come anybody still enrols in college?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2015 08:10 PM (nlHrF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 08:11 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 08:11 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 08:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 24, 2015 08:12 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: John Doe at April 24, 2015 08:12 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: johnny yuma at April 24, 2015 08:12 PM (ahBY0)
I hope the guy gets a big enough settlement from Columbia to never have to work again in his life.
And I hope his sleazy, spurned ex's life is filled with the same kind of misery she has heaped on him these past few years.
Nasty scrunt.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2015 08:12 PM (lmdHn)
So, why does Drudge have Bruce's name crossed out?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 08:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 08:13 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands)
****
One would hope there was an unmentioned shower in between.
Posted by: John Doe at April 24, 2015 08:13 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 08:14 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Naes at April 24, 2015 08:14 PM (YhayY)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 24, 2015 08:14 PM (pZtrP)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2015 08:15 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 08:15 PM (zOTsN)
I feel for men who attend college in these times. ANY contact with a woman can turn into a nightmare for them if the woman changes her mind or has buyer's remorse.
Posted by: Paul at April 24, 2015 08:16 PM (5942m)
Posted by: John Doe at April 24, 2015 08:16 PM (F0Cog)
Retrofuturism much cooler than the iPresent.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 08:16 PM (KH1sk)
She'll be a star at that crazy rad fem site where they go on about PIV sex and want almost all males aborted/killed.
If he is awarded big bucks (and I hope he is), she'll really go off the deep end. She'll spend the rest of her life talking to other insane women about how our sexist society rewards rapey rapists.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 08:16 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:16 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Naes
Is that what that movie "Love in the Age of Cholera" was about? I didn't see it.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 08:16 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 08:17 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: John Doe at April 24, 2015 08:13 PM (F0Cog)
One hopes.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 08:17 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: california red at April 24, 2015 08:17 PM (UyEG4)
All is fair in fake rape litigation, after all.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2015 08:17 PM (wsMk3)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 08:13 PM (cbfNE)
She was apparently unaware that sphincter spelunking - as an alternative to protected PIV sex - is considered to be the main reason that sub-Saharan Africa has such a problem with heterosexual AIDS.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:18 PM (oKE6c)
when i hear that my initial thought is that there might be a prostate gland hiding up there.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 08:18 PM (W540W)
We're going to be talking about anal until the ONT. Geesh.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 08:18 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 24, 2015 08:18 PM (/IQip)
I feel for men who attend college in these times. ANY contact with a woman can turn into a nightmare for them if the woman changes her mind or has buyer's remorse.
Posted by: Paul
****
Ees all about the cause, comrade.
Posted by: Communist Guy at April 24, 2015 08:18 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2015 08:19 PM (ty633)
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 24, 2015 08:19 PM (/IQip)
Posted by: dick cheney at April 24, 2015 08:20 PM (hTeQK)
German dude. Duuuuude
Anal with that?
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 08:20 PM (zOTsN)
The main reason tho- eeewww.
Posted by: Communist Guy at April 24, 2015 08:21 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 08:17 PM (cbfNE)
Yep. It's tough weeding out the sane applicants, but somehow they manage.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:21 PM (oKE6c)
And no, I can't imagine going to college today.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 24, 2015 08:21 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Dion at April 24, 2015 08:22 PM (Um5Y5)
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on the rape accusation but he's not some fine upstanding citizen.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 08:22 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:22 PM (F0Cog)
So is Dr. Morbius a 'mad scientist of the tape thriller' or not?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 08:23 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: GoPro at April 24, 2015 08:23 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 08:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 08:13 PM (iQIUe)
*********
Meh, Bruce, that's just Drudge being a tease. No real info until the interview.
This is just like that Monty Python Aussie skit. Bruce, Bruce and Bruce.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 08:24 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: ThunderB
****
Stop being so logical.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:24 PM (F0Cog)
There was apparently some convoluted finding that he didn't, in fact, engage in that activity. But what is amazing to me is that such an "allegation" would even, if 100% true, merit any response but "whaaat?" and slowly backing away.
Unless the door is locked or the person is holding a weapon, how can anyone be "coerced" by whatever condition someone would want to attach to a voluntary relationship? Oh you don't want to polish my knob? Well you can't hang out with me. You are free to polish or vanish as you wish.
Posted by: NYC Parent at April 24, 2015 08:24 PM (v/Mqc)
(especially those in college) [especially art students]. Steer clear. I know they're easy pickings but they will find a way to make you miserable. FOREVER.
Use hookers if you
can't
control your urges."
Posted by: Naes at April 24, 2015 08:24 PM (YhayY)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner
****
Spam, spam, spam...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:25 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2015 08:25 PM (mGBKM)
This whole sorry episode is an object lesson in keeping clear separation between Dick and Crazy.
Both of Ms Sulkowitcz's parents are psychiatrists in NYC. Both are MD's and wrote an open letter to Columbia last year complaining that the school didn't do enough. I don't think they had read her emails.
Posted by: Lester at April 24, 2015 08:26 PM (2UPXV)
(especially those in college) [especially art students]. Steer clear. I know they're easy pickings but they will find a way to make you miserable. FOREVER.
Use hookers if you
can't
control your urges."
Posted by: Naes
****
Ummm yeah, because hookers are....better.... o_O /
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:26 PM (F0Cog)
I hope he wins a fortune, but I have to wonder - if Crazy Ass (in all respects) had fallen for and accused another guy, would Jean-Paul be one of her White Knights, threatening the guy on Twitter and Facebook and shunning him in person?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 08:26 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 08:26 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2015 07:46 PM (mGBKM)
If there weren't a vag breaking up the workflow in this particular scenario, I would be thoroughly appalled.
Posted by: Dante Hicks at April 24, 2015 08:28 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 08:26 PM (lQHc1)
Or-
Orrrrrrrr
You'd have anal with all of them.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 08:29 PM (KUa85)
You can't get Obama phone, food stamps and disability by blowing your nose or anything else for that matter. One generation and it's all gone.
Posted by: johnny yuma at April 24, 2015 08:29 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 08:26 PM (lQHc1)
Ooh, go on ...
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at April 24, 2015 08:30 PM (oKE6c)
This git needs to pay up, her parents need to pay up, the school needs to pay up, and the wronged fellow needs to never have to work a day in his life.
Her parents must be so proud of her, sleeping around and taking it up the bum so much. Very proud, indeed.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2015 08:30 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 08:30 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:30 PM (F0Cog)
Ummm yeah, because hookers are....better.... o_O /
The talk continued: "Hookers don't accuse people of rape. And if they do, no one gives a shit. The clap can be cured with antibiotics. And check for an Adam's apple before you pay. Oh, and wear a condom."
Posted by: Naes at April 24, 2015 08:31 PM (YhayY)
Posted by: Afroman at April 24, 2015 08:31 PM (uTc5j)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands)
All signs point to yes.
Posted by: Manic 8-Ball at April 24, 2015 08:32 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:30 PM (F0Cog)
Bravo.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 08:32 PM (+XMAD)
This git needs to pay up, her parents need to pay up, the school needs to pay up, and the wronged fellow needs to never have to work a day in his life.
Her parents must be so proud of her, sleeping around and taking it up the bum so much. Very proud, indeed.
Posted by: tcn in AK
****
Yes we are. Net letting things like societal prudishness get in the way of truly discovering herself and empowering herself!
You bunch of patriarchal christo-fascists!
Posted by: Cum Catcher's Parents at April 24, 2015 08:32 PM (F0Cog)
Two . One to screw it in and one to apply the lube.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 08:34 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 08:34 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 08:34 PM (zOTsN)
Two . One to screw it in and one to apply the lube.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 08:34 PM (P7ulB)
No, three: one to extract the light bulb from the other one's ass.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:34 PM (oKE6c)
So is Dr. Morbius a 'mad scientist of the tape thriller' or not?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 08:23 PM (lQHc1
----
This is why I'm happy the Human Wave movement is giving the finger to the SJWs in SF.
And if Star Trek has taught me anything, it's that mellifluous Shakespearian actors are inherently eeevil.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 08:36 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Clemenza at April 24, 2015 08:36 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 08:34 PM (zOTsN)
Imagine the scene over the Sulkowicz breakfast table: "Oh, look honey, the whole world now knows our little girl loves to take it up the keister, and is a disease-ridden drunken slut with mental issues. Isn't that nice?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:36 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Just some guy at April 24, 2015 08:36 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 24, 2015 08:36 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Afroman at April 24, 2015 08:31 PM (uTc5j)
I would think pain would be an primary consideration.
This might be TMI, but girls get rectal exams at the doctor's office too - it's not any more pleasant for us than it is for straight men. So the thought of anything bigger going in there - er, no, there is an orifice that the Lord especially designed for that.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 08:36 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 24, 2015 08:37 PM (bitPb)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 08:37 PM (P7ulB)
I hope he wins his lawsuit, but he got played by a manipulative, lying bitch. She said enough to him that should have concerned him and made him run away, but he kept encouraging her crush and kept coming back for sex.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 08:37 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:36 PM (oKE6c)
One has to wonder about the future of said darling girl. What, exactly, will she be qualified to do for a living, and if she DOES have a qualification, who in hell is going to hire her?
Lawsuits have consequences, as do potential lawsuits.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2015 08:37 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
****
(Hugs each other while tearing up)
We did it honey! We raised a dysfunctional victim!
Posted by: Cum Catcher's Parents at April 24, 2015 08:38 PM (F0Cog)
And poor Christopher Plumber, went from being von Trapp to a Klingon quoting Shakespeare .
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 08:38 PM (lQHc1)
Rectal exam? Watching the Brewers again Donna?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 08:39 PM (o4Q38)
Of course. Why would you expect anything less?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 24, 2015 08:39 PM (U7H1n)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 08:40 PM (AD8xy)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 08:40 PM (+XMAD)
This might be TMI, but girls get rectal exams at the doctor's office too - it's not any more pleasant for us than it is for straight men. So the thought of anything bigger going in there - er, no, there is an orifice that the Lord especially designed for that.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands)
****
I remember a gay coworker at a place loaded with gay men complaining of finding a bloody tampon in a men's bathroom toilet.
But it's pleasurable they insist.
Barf.
Posted by: Cum Catcher's Parents at April 24, 2015 08:40 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 08:41 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:41 PM (F0Cog)
Fucking nut cases always seem to survive. They are like cockroaches.
Don't believe me? Google Segway Boy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 08:41 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Milo Artbag at April 24, 2015 08:42 PM (JdEZJ)
Rectal exams are more pleasant, although I've taking a perverse interest in seeing how many different ways they can dream up to lose. A wild pitch in the 9th inning that scores a run! Now that's new!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 08:42 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 08:42 PM (lQHc1)
Now they are elected to legislative office and/or
highlighted in news stories.
oh... and recruited as reporters by the mfm.
(I want a time machine to go back to saner days)
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 08:42 PM (Lo0IM)
Cue the Groucho Marx line: "I'm defending your honor, which is more than you ever did!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:42 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:42 PM (oKE6c)
"Honor" is now "On Her".
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 08:44 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Naes at April 24, 2015 08:44 PM (YhayY)
Posted by: Clemenza at April 24, 2015 08:45 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:42 PM (oKE6c)
"Honor" is now "On Her".
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 08:44 PM (XrHO0
I promise not to honor in your mouth
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 08:45 PM (o4Q38)
If I had a son in college now, I think I would advise him to date the FT
cashier at WalMart or a hair stylist with a degree from Beauty School -
anybody but a coed.
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 08:40 PM (+XMAD)
************
I suspect the STEM girls are slightly less cuckoo for coco-puffs.
Posted by: Just some guy at April 24, 2015 08:45 PM (yxw0r)
Now they are elected to legislative office and/or
highlighted in news stories.
oh... and recruited as reporters by the mfm.
(I want a time machine to go back to saner days)
Posted by: seamrog
****
Now you know why they fought for the "reform" of the mental health system. They wanted to free their people and increase their numbers.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:46 PM (F0Cog)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_tgSVbTHs
ATC probably shouldn't click on that.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 24, 2015 08:46 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at April 24, 2015 08:46 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2015 08:46 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 08:40 PM (AD8xy)
------
Plenty of knife-wielding crazies there, too.
One of my instructors had a Korean wife who didn't know he had female students. For his and our safety.
She found out and he woke up one night with a knife to his throat. She also threatened the stepkids.
I think he cycled through a Vietnamese wife before ending up with a relatively sane American one.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 08:46 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 08:42 PM (+XMAD
Good grief.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 08:46 PM (o4Q38)
That explains so much about Washington, DC.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2015 08:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Thricley ad Hat at April 24, 2015 08:47 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 08:47 PM (iQIUe)
H8ers
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz
****
No. Your ass makes the mattress look small.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:47 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 08:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:47 PM (F0Cog)
I would like to express sympathy for that poor mattress...
Posted by: Thricley ad Hat at April 24, 2015 08:49 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Lisa McElroy at April 24, 2015 08:49 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Naes at April 24, 2015 08:49 PM (YhayY)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 24, 2015 08:49 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 24, 2015 08:49 PM (xSCb6)
********
Thank you for taking one for the team.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 08:51 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015
Buddy's son had one. Really an interesting girl. Some of the shit she ate makes you shake your head
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 08:51 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 08:52 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 24, 2015 08:52 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 08:52 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2015 08:52 PM (KCxzN)
--
It's damn hard to get in. Were these kids crazy in HS or did Columbia mess them up?
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 08:53 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 24, 2015 08:49 PM (xSCb6)
I take it you also look at certain links posted here as well? Curious little fucker
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 08:53 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road
****
Kimchi? (That's food, not a name of a person.)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:53 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 08:54 PM (Lo0IM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 08:54 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 08:53 PM (cbfNE)
And then...one summer....at band camp...
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at April 24, 2015 08:55 PM (V+kmg)
" up my ass, with half the class'
Posted by: seamrog
****
The other half would need a strap-on.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:55 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 08:52 PM (P7ulB)
----
If you can't control yourselves, perhaps we should take away your right to vote and hold property.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 08:55 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 08:47 PM (iQIUe)
*********
I see him shiver with anticip......................
pation!
He'd better be live blogging this.
Now we'll finally find out if B's vagina will be constructed out of his scrotum, or a section of his colon. And the first name.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 08:55 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 08:53 PM (cbfNE)
Yes. They start out crazy; that's how they get admitted. "Elite" academia just completes the process.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 08:55 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April
That's a Korean dish. She was from Vietnam. She always wanted our fish scraps when we cleaned fish to make a soup. Ugh. I like fish fillets not guts, heads & fins
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 08:56 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 08:53 PM (cbfNE)
******
As stated above, it was difficult for Columbia to weed all the sane ones, but apparently they rose to the challenge.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 08:56 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 08:57 PM (2x3L+)
murdered on college campuses. Art is supposed to uplift the human
experience. Dragging a mattress on your back is just a stunt. Painting
in menstrual blood is just gross.
It isn't dead, it's just that representational art isn't as popular. Check out Richard Schmid if you care. There are a lot of great painters out there. That mattress thing is performance art and is as close to what I consider art as a paint brush is to her short and curlies.
Posted by: johnny yuma at April 24, 2015 08:57 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April
Someone needs some serious couch time
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 08:58 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 08:58 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: JT at April 24, 2015 08:58 PM (OUk2v)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road
****
Doh! Thought they ate it too.
Fish scraps? Ugh is right.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 08:59 PM (F0Cog)
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And frankly I don't give a damn.
I'm tired of freaks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 09:00 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 09:00 PM (W540W)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:00 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:01 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 24, 2015 09:01 PM (Dwehj)
They might I don't know for sure.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 09:02 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 09:02 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!!
...and the blind man says, "good morning ladies."
Posted by: Just the punchline at April 24, 2015 09:02 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 24, 2015 09:02 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Phinn at April 24, 2015 09:02 PM (DLUnW)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 09:02 PM (KUa85)
Check that, hogs hair brushes are the best for oil.
Posted by: johnny yuma at April 24, 2015 09:02 PM (ahBY0)
I think his story is a perfect case study in how successful the media is in influencing culture and popular opinion.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 09:04 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Geraldo at April 24, 2015 09:04 PM (Dwehj)
I'm watching it.
He/she doesn't want to let us down, which is why he/she took so long to transition, btw.
Now they're playing highlights from his olympics career
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:05 PM (AkOaV)
I am currently vaccilating between outright monarchism, and Heinlein's notion that only veterans should vote. In the former, AtC gets the vote; and in the latter, you do. *srednop*
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 09:05 PM (W540W)
Two . One to screw it in and one to apply the lube.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 08:34 PM (P7ulB)
No, three: one to extract the light bulb from the other one's ass.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 08:34 PM (oKE6c)
I know how to get that out.
Posted by: Dr. Jan I Tor at April 24, 2015 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)
"As other avenues have failed, we wish that the president and the board would act as a higher court of appeals, and allow Emma a properly conducted retrial in which she has the right to an advocate, unfettered by conflict of interest, who will prosecute her case on her behalf; the right to present the best case possible; the right to present her motivations truthfully; the right to cross-examine; the right to answer unfounded allegations about her character; and the ability to demonstrate a pattern of behavior on the part of the accused party."
Well, they are going to get their wish, it seems.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:05 PM (F2IAQ)
Mom: "Who is this Bruce Jennings guy they gonna have on TV? Don't he sing country music?"
Me: "You're thinking of Waylon Jennings, Mom. This is Bruce Jenner, the guy that won some gold medals in the Olympics back back in the 70s."
Mom: "He looks like a woman! What's he doing on TV?"
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 09:05 PM (nL0sw)
Now they're playing highlights from his olympics career
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:05 PM (AkOaV)
Glad he was never on the Kaboom boxes
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 09:06 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Country
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* makes a note to send Country's mother some flowers on Mother's Day *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:07 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Geraldo at April 24, 2015 09:08 PM (Dwehj)
Lol! That sounds like the very awkward conversation I had with my parents when I had to explain homosexuality to them.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 09:08 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: johnny yuma at April 24, 2015 09:08 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:09 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 24, 2015 09:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 09:09 PM (W540W)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09
Be careful for what you wish for. In the meantime I will get the popcorn
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 09:09 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Misanthropic
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A clown, in both cases.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:09 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 09:09 PM (zOTsN)
Lugging around a mattress on today's rape-culture campuses would, to me at least, seem to be a bit of a lure to the next available member of the multitude of rapists all over those places.
Posted by: 11B40 at April 24, 2015 09:09 PM (abx5/)
Posted by: Country Singer
I resemble that remark.
Posted by: Paul McCartney at April 24, 2015 09:10 PM (Q/rld)
528 now a segment on how horrible trans* people have it. ridicule, hate... treating someone as a joke
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09
Aren't they?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 09:10 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: boulder
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I think this was predicted somewhere..., let me think....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:11 PM (F2IAQ)
Heh! My Dad used to refer to gays as "No-No's." One of his nurses right before he passed was a gay guy (and Mom still raves about how good of a nurse the guy was). One night Dad called my Mom over close to the bed and whispered, "He sure is nice, but I think he's a No-No."
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 09:11 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 09:11 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Flounder, The Amish Ambulance Chaser at April 24, 2015 09:11 PM (uDiVt)
Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 24, 2015 09:12 PM (W275d)
Posted by: 11B40
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Heh. How about a Slutwalk?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:12 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 09:13 PM (TDMVi)
These people are confusing.
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2015 09:13 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: Flounder
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Gonna be great reading if they are submitted into evidence.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:13 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 09:14 PM (Lo0IM)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 09:14 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 09:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 09:09 PM (zOTsN)<<<
Bruce is still more manly than most of our caucus.
Posted by: Speaker John Boneless at April 24, 2015 09:14 PM (1FyZ2)
543 If Jenner hates Obama then he's the first chick in his crazy ass extended family to hate a black man.
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 09:13 PM (TDMVi
Should I denounce myself? I snickered out loud at that Kate
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 09:14 PM (o4Q38)
Yeah, that's what we thought when we joined the carnival. Keep dreamin', pal.
Posted by: The Bearded Lady and the Three Legged Man at April 24, 2015 09:15 PM (Dwehj)
2. But first I would double-bag the little joncelli.
3. Remember the Hot/Crazy Matrix, and keep it holy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
Posted by: joncelli at April 24, 2015 09:15 PM (ENczY)
Or is that just nuts ?
Posted by: seamrog
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ISWYDT
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:15 PM (F2IAQ)
Hell has emptied, and all the devils are here.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 09:09 PM (W540W)
Bears repeating bc of the succinctness of this comment.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 09:15 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2015 09:16 PM (lQHc1)
Posted by: Mr. Garrison at April 24, 2015 09:16 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 09:16 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: The Bearded Lady and the Three Legged Man
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You left out the triple breasted woman.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:16 PM (F2IAQ)
Emma the 'mattress muffin' Sulkowicz!
Posted by: tbd at April 24, 2015 09:16 PM (eHRTo)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 24, 2015 09:16 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 24, 2015 09:17 PM (W275d)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 09:17 PM (W540W)
Is he still with those damn Kardasians? The whole lot of them are sorry excuses for human beans.
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2015 09:17 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 09:19 PM (TDMVi)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 06:20 PM (iQIUe)
Indeed. She sounds crazier than a shithouse rat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2015 09:19 PM (wfUWX)
It's damn hard to get in. Were these kids crazy in HS or did Columbia mess them up?
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 08:53 PM (cbfNE)
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Fairly wealthy with a near-absentee dad busy getting wealthier. Mom's a professional, too. Not pronouncing judgment, but:
Our local public high school is the best large high school in the state. Incredible test scores and college acceptance rates.
It's also one of the richest, and there have been three suicide attempts ON CAMPUS this year alone. To say nothing of the drugs.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 24, 2015 09:19 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: L, Elle
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The century of constant sacrifice by the normal to the abnormal - G.K. Chesterton
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:19 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 24, 2015 09:19 PM (W275d)
All joking aside, seems like it could be a fun guilty pleasure movie .
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 09:19 PM (P7ulB)
also says hes straight & attracted to women. says sexuality is different than gender issues.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:19 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:20 PM (F2IAQ)
Singing "the pledge" - the Virginia. attorney General. Henrico and other commonwealth attorneys... Campus police, public and private, every tier: UR, VCU JTCC and on and on....
Willing suspension of disbelief is for theatre, not serious crminal investigations. Neutral investigation and evidence gathering ....isn't that was law enforcement is about?
Posted by: Sarahw at April 24, 2015 09:21 PM (lv2k0)
I think most trans people wind up prostituting themselves once they find out that guys aren't lining up to do a "woman" that used to be a man. He is so famous now that he will find himself isolated and even more miserable than he was as a man.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2015 09:21 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 09:21 PM (TDMVi)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:19 PM
Might be true. Why should I give a crap? This is his private business.
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 09:22 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 24, 2015 09:16 PM (fLKzW)
For Bruce Jenner, "scratch my junk" has a whole different meaning.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2015 09:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Prez'nit O'Dhimmi at April 24, 2015 09:22 PM (Dwehj)
No shit. What the hell happened with that? The crazy MF should be locked up and here he is on TV in drag gonna change the world.
I'm watching Forbidden Planet too. One of my favorite movies. I like cheese.
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2015 09:22 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:22 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Sarahw
Naw bro.
Posted by: Wisconsin Prosecutors at April 24, 2015 09:22 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 09:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:20 PM (F2IAQ)
How is Marie Harf involved in this?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 09:23 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Prez'nit O'Dhimmi at April 24, 2015 09:23 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 24, 2015 09:24 PM (W275d)
BTW, dibs on "Sophmore Sexual Encounter" as my fantasy team's name next year.
Posted by: LawLurker at April 24, 2015 09:24 PM (zKwtX)
His private business? He's giving a world wide interview as you typed that.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 09:24 PM (P7ulB)
No such thing as transgender.
You get born male or female and will die as one or the other.
Matters not what gets sliced off or sown on in the interim.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2015 09:24 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: LawLurker at April 24, 2015 09:24 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 09:05 PM (W540W)
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Normally I'm all for greasing the guillotines with blue blood, but would make an exception for AtC. She would be a working empress.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 09:24 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 24, 2015 09:16 PM (fLKzW)
For Bruce Jenner, "scratch my junk" has a whole different meaning.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2015 09:22 PM (sdi6R)
I'm in Phoenix busting my mother in law. ONT is going to be too damn early. And I have to wear pants Damn
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 09:25 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:26 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: NCKate
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Wait..., have you been listening to the forecasters again?
We'll see. Sure seems to be some weather headed this way. I always try to steer it a little north/south, but this time looks like we may take it on the nose. We are fortunate here in that the mountains generally break things up a bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:26 PM (F2IAQ)
You get born male or female and will die as one or the other.
Matters not what gets sliced off or sown on in the interim.
Posted by: irongrampa
This. And waking up to this undeniable, objective reality is the reason so many post-op trannies commit suicide. They're not a woman, they're a mutilated and emasculated man. (Or vice-versa)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 09:26 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 09:24 PM (P7ulB)
Yes, I know. My point was that he should shut the hell up and live his life. That's his business. If I want to consider him to be a sick weirdo, that's my business. I'd still be polite to him, were we to meet.
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 09:26 PM (qyomX)
No such thing as transgender.
You get born male or female and will die as one or the other.
Matters not what gets sliced off or sown on in the interim.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2015
As I've said before
You born with a dick: you're a guy
You born with a pussy: you're a chick
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 09:26 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: LawLurker at April 24, 2015 09:27 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 09:27 PM (Lo0IM)
Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 24, 2015 09:27 PM (W275d)
Maybe all of this media coverage is oh, I don't know, about money? Fcuker is so broke he had to cut his dick off.
Posted by: johnny yuma at April 24, 2015 09:27 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:27 PM (cbfNE)
It's the grass is always greener on the the other side syndrome. People are stupid like that. Add some crazy in with it and anything's possible. Some folks are just never happy.
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2015 09:28 PM (JdEZJ)
You born with a pussy: you're a chick
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road
****
What if you are born with both?
Asking for a friend. Well not friend, dolphin.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 09:28 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 09:25 PM (o4Q3
Your wife ok with that?
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 09:29 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:29 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Heh.
Madame Defarge
"J'accuse!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:29 PM (F2IAQ)
It was OK. Too damn expensive. 28 year old me wants to slap 18 year old me for not going to state school.
Posted by: LawLurker at April 24, 2015 09:29 PM (zKwtX)
You born with a pussy: you're a chick
I think that's true, which is not to say that some are not horribly unhappy with what the cards have dealt. But I'd need really good proof that such people's happiness lies in surgery and simulation and role-playing.
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 09:29 PM (qyomX)
Whee did he get the dress when he was 8? Does he have a sister? And where wd he go?
Without a dick, how is he going to have sex with a woman?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 09:29 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ian Galt at April 24, 2015 09:29 PM (dmepw)
And if he is going to be a woman, how is a woman going to have sex with him? Did he say he was not a lesbian?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 09:30 PM (iQIUe)
You get born male or female and will die as one or the other.
Matters not what gets sliced off or sown on in the interim.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2015 09:24 PM (jeCnD)
It's a cult. They prey on people with low self-esteem, convince them that their problems aren't their fault (the easiest thing in the world o convince anybody of), then supply an explanation to back it up: Reality itself is wrong, you're an X soul in a Y body. Everything would magically be better if you were born with the other fiddly bits. Then they supply a solution: Make the reality match the fantasy with hormones and surgery. Reality often disappoints, and suicide rates among post-op transsexuals are high, but we're not allowed to say that.
If I was to go around calling myself the Emperor of Mars (I will pretend for the sake of this argument that I have never done that as an argument tactic), I'd be bundled up in a straightjacket and hauled off to the loony bin. But if a man with all of the various marriage tackle that entails calls himself a woman, that's somehow sacred.
There is no spiritual component of gender. Gender isn't even a thing, it's just the words we use to describe a thing. The thing is biological sexes, and there are only two of them.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 09:30 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 09:30 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: rduke at April 24, 2015 09:30 PM (6uR4A)
Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 24, 2015 09:30 PM (W275d)
Posted by: johnny yuma
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* reconsiders contemplated frivolous purchase *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:30 PM (F2IAQ)
Good point. Scissoring? The obvious? Behold, the "lesbian trapped in a man's body" joke made flesh.
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 09:31 PM (qyomX)
I love the smell of Valu-rite and cheap stogies.
*sniff*
hmm, still 4-20 in here?
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 09:31 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 09:31 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: tbd at April 24, 2015 09:31 PM (eHRTo)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 24, 2015 09:31 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Ian Galt at April 24, 2015 09:32 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: LawLurker at April 24, 2015 09:32 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 09:32 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 09:32 PM (zOTsN)
There is a videocompairing the "mattress girl" and one time porn star "Cytheria" who was the victim of a home invasion and rape, onyoutube. You can see from the body language differences between the two, that they had very different encounters.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 24, 2015 09:33 PM (KlVdw)
*nods sagely*
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:33 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains
Considering the state of things, would he really want to?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 09:33 PM (Q/rld)
Man, I really miss dog shaming.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 09:33 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Beth at April 24, 2015 09:33 PM (Epq7Y)
Surely the Krell missed something....and don't call me Shirley
Wait....you just crossed the meme streams.
We're all gonna die.
I like it.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 09:33 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 09
Oops how do I get busting and not visiting?
Hockey
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 09:34 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 09:34 PM (KH1sk)
Immigrant from school no one's heard of
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:34 PM (cbfNE)
Bruce Jenner's Penis
Shipping: $149.99 Expedited Refrigerated Shipping Required
Current Bid: $1,750
High Bidder: obamapres2012
Returns: Seller does not offer returns
Posted by: EBay at April 24, 2015 09:34 PM (qyomX)
That was considered outrageous back then.
Now.....
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 09:34 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 09:34 PM (TDMVi)
Who's more unsettling -- transitioning Bruce Jenner or the Trivago guy?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 09:34 PM (KH1sk)
Trivago guy. Easily.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 24, 2015 09:35 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Lester at April 24, 2015 09:35 PM (2UPXV)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 24, 2015 09:35 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 09:35 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 09:35 PM (zOTsN)
I just found the Kardashian thing mildly annoying before. Now, I'm starting to wish SMOD would dispatch a small offering, just large enough to obliterate their estate.
Posted by: LawLurker at April 24, 2015 09:36 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Neither. That Alan Alda was considered a sex symbol
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 09:36 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:36 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 24, 2015 09:37 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: rduke at April 24, 2015 09:30
Six pack and a pint. Everything cleared up
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 09:37 PM (o4Q38)
Drama. The more a chick has it, the more you should stay away.
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 09:38 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road
****
Piker.
Try a shovel and a shallow hole in the middle of the desert.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 09:38 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:38 PM (AkOaV)
Does she park it outside?
Also, I love that it was her Art class thesis. I mean, can you imagine the Professor faced with saying no to this asshole?
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2015 07:14 PM (Bl4dy)
Kinda funny that mattress never caught fire. With all the grease and oil and fluids in it, spontaneous combustion has to be a real hazard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2015 09:39 PM (wfUWX)
I don't think they chop it off. I think they turn it inside out and shove it up inside to make a vayjay.
Somehow.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 09:39 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 09:39 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at April 24, 2015 09:40 PM (qyomX)
same argument as gay marriage, by the way... born that way, totally normal, etc. etc.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:41 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 09:41 PM (TDMVi)
Know what would be nice?
If the gay sector would celebrate their homosexuality the way I celebrate my heterosexuality--quietly, with no fanfare,
and get the FUCK out of my face with it.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2015 09:41 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:41 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 09:42 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 09:39 PM
That was the old rule, yes. But if someone told them that they can exercise their crazy afterwards by crying rape and getting rewarded, even that is ruined now.
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 09:42 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 09:39 PM (F0Cog)
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Nothing but total truth in that statement!!!
Posted by: tbd at April 24, 2015 09:42 PM (eHRTo)
Crazy women are great in bed. Beyond that, not so much.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 09:39 PM (F0Cog)
I'm not proud of everything I did in my 20s, but this is troothiness.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 24, 2015 09:43 PM (yxw0r)
If being a man, and thinking you're a woman is not a delusion, then I think it's time to just put the DSM into the shredder.
Posted by: LawLurker at April 24, 2015 09:43 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:43 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Splunge
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Hence the shovel and shallow hole in the desert..../
(some dark humor there)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 09:43 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:38 PM (AkOaV)
Gender isn't even a thing except in linguistics. Let's stop giving this any credibility. There are two biological sexes. Genders are the linguistic devices we use to describe those biological sexes. There is no spiritual component to this, no "soul born in the wrong body" crap, and there is nothing empirical or falsifiable about such a belief.
It's religious, and more specifically, it's a cult. As such, any attempt to legislate things based on gender, such as "other" restrooms in public buildings is a violation of the Separation of Church & State, as well as the establishment cause.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 09:44 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 09:44 PM (TDMVi)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 09:44 PM (3HxZe)
clause. stupid stuck key.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 09:46 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 09:32 PM (zOTsN)
The more depraved Roman emperors had nothing on 2015 AD.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 09:46 PM (+XMAD)
It got interesting again . At least for me. I just want to see an ending.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 09:46 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: irongrampa
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Why..., it's almost as if there is something wrong with them...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 09:46 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 09:46 PM (zOTsN)
If it is her art thesis, shdnt she be carrying it in a portfolio or something?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 09:47 PM (iQIUe)
I suspect he like bookoo sucky sucky many year.
Posted by: johnny yuma at April 24, 2015 09:47 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:47 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 09:44 PM (TDMVi)
Eventually they'll mine out everything transgressive, and by then, normal will have been so vilified that they'll have to go back to it as the new cool by default.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 09:47 PM (3HxZe)
Every tv show will have to have a trans character now. Since gay is passe.
Actually....doesn't they gay mafia have a problem with the TGs?
Like..."They're not one of us?"
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 09:47 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 09:22 PM (qyomX)
It used to be, & then he fucking broadcast it everywhere & went n TeeVee & homoed about it ad nauseum. I think at some point you treat screwed up, flamingly overt narcissists the same way Ol' Yeller got treated.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 24, 2015 09:48 PM (Q819Q)
Howard Stern show etc.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 09:49 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 09:47 PM (3HxZe)
They do that, yes. Witness hipsters wearing the glasses my Dad wore in the early 1960's. But in this case, I don't think we need go that far. I don't think there will be a big market for TV shows with obligatory tranny characters.
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 09:49 PM (qyomX)
- Party of "science"
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:47 PM (cbfNE)
Millions of genders. 4 races. Not even an "other" box on most forms.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 09:49 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 09:49 PM (TDMVi)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 09:50 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Snap, Crackle & Pop at April 24, 2015 09:50 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 07:52 PM (zOTsN)
Sounds more like "hindplay" to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2015 09:50 PM (wfUWX)
Posted by: Cereal Rapist at April 24, 2015 09:51 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 09:51 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 09:52 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 09:52 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 09:53 PM (iQIUe)
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White
Black
Asian
Native Americsn or Pacific Islander
Unrelated to any of the above, Hispanic Y/N
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:54 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: seamrog at April 24, 2015 09:54 PM (Lo0IM)
Posted by: Garrett at April 24, 2015 09:54 PM (9cwxE)
Posted by: Cato
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Ha! A lot you know.
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at April 24, 2015 09:54 PM (F2IAQ)
Welsh, right?
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 09:54 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Ima Trolle at April 24, 2015 09:19 PM (W275d)
This is why guys shouldn't joke about being a "lesbian trapped in a man's body"... such things really do exist according tot he LGBTQ&c. crowd...
Posted by: The Non-Lesbian Hat at April 24, 2015 09:55 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 09:55 PM (iQIUe)
Emma's parents must be loving this. Their special snowflake is actually not a victim, but, rather, the epitome of the woman scorned. At least every other male in the world has been warned now to stay away.
Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2015 09:55 PM (hRV3r)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 09:56 PM (P7ulB)
- Party of "science"
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:47 PM (cbfNE)
Millions of genders. 4 races. Not even an "other" box on most forms.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 09:49 PM (3HxZe)
Don't forget about "other-kin"!
Posted by: The Hat-kin at April 24, 2015 09:56 PM (0Ew3K)
The nay sayers on gay marriage were right. this is leading to the normalization of transvestites. Plural marriage TV shows are on TV... that'll be a forgone thing soon. What's the next big progressive move we as a society have to make?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Garrett at April 24, 2015 09:56 PM (9cwxE)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 09:56 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 08:13 PM (cbfNE)
She won't need a colonoscopy. They'll just get a chimp to shove an iPhone up there and take pics, now that the bottleneck has been alleviated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2015 09:57 PM (wfUWX)
Posted by: Cereal Rapist at April 24, 2015 09:57 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 09:56 PM (P7ulB)
******
$2,600 or so a month only gets ya 2 or 3 nine plus encounters a month. I think. A friend told me that. Or something.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 09:58 PM (3F6F8)
The nay sayers on gay marriage were right. this is leading to the normalization of transvestites. Plural marriage TV shows are on TV... that'll be a forgone thing soon. What's the next big progressive move we as a society have to make?
Oh, please, let it be foot fetishists.
Posted by: Dick Morris at April 24, 2015 09:58 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Snap, Crackle Pop
****
You know you wanted it.
You guys get sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Capt'n Crunch at April 24, 2015 09:58 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 09:58 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 24, 2015 09:58 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 09:54 PM (qyomX)
For the hell of it faux-Welsh. If we're going to go with the "punish them by embracing it in ways they never expected" model, that's how you do it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 09:58 PM (3HxZe)
Banging loads of dudes, drunk, no condom. got the clap in a night when she banged two different dudes (unprotected) at a party. Sounds like a real winner. No wonder this german kid didn't want to date her and just wanted the butt sechs.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:59 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 09:56 PM (AkOaV)
******
Age of consent. Take it to the Bank. Because Islam.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 10:00 PM (3F6F8)
I could make a joke about Cap'n Crunch make the roof of your dick sore.
But I would never do that.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 10:00 PM (MDgS8)
The Cookie Crook Strikes Again.
Posted by: Garrett at April 24, 2015 09:56 PM (9cwxE)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXrmvfBNGw
Posted by: Toucan, Son of Sam at April 24, 2015 10:00 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Dick Morris at April 24, 2015 09:58 PM (qyomX)
It'll be cannibals.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 10:00 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 10:01 PM (TDMVi)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 10:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Manbearpig at April 24, 2015 10:01 PM (qW9du)
You guys get sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Capt'n Crunch at April 24, 2015 09:58 PM (ahBY0)
*picks up mattress*
Posted by: Frankenberry at April 24, 2015 10:01 PM (yxw0r)
Banging loads of dudes, drunk, no condom. got the clap in a night when she banged two different dudes (unprotected) at a party. Sounds like a real winner. No wonder this german kid didn't want to date her and just wanted the butt sechs.
Posted by: mynewhandle
****
Damned amateurs.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 24, 2015 10:02 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 10:02 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Tony The Tiger at April 24, 2015 10:03 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Manbearpig
****
You have a pretty mouth.
Posted by: Cereal Rapist at April 24, 2015 10:03 PM (F0Cog)
The late-life macho, competitive dudes seem to be hyper-narcissists.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 10:03 PM (ZPrif)
OMG, like, why does the roof of my mouth hurt so much when I give you beejers?
Posted by: Coed at April 24, 2015 10:04 PM (IF3/u)
Posted by: Frankenberry
****
That's it, just a little further into that poorly lit area...
Posted by: Cereal Rapist at April 24, 2015 10:04 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 10:05 PM (TDMVi)
The First Massachusetts? Really? New England would be first to welcome alien overlords if the overlords promised to analprobe hillbillies and murder northeast conservatives
And the fact that Spielberg produced it.... yeah. Shite.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 10:06 PM (E5hbC)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 10:03 PM
I can follow that path. But how do you get from there to "gee, I'd sure like to have my genitals chopped off?"
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 10:06 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Splunge
Lock, with Tom Hardy, played Bain in the last Batman and plays the next Mad Max.
It's pretty good for a Euro-art flick.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 10:07 PM (KhFZp)
So you see these twin mattresses lying around all over campus and wonder if it's a special student move in day, or what the hell is going on. Their dopey protest is lost on all but those who unfortunately, didn't turn off the local news and were informed what the mattresses represent.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 10:07 PM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 10:05 PM (TDMVi)
*****
I used to work with one who was about 6'3", 230 or so, Adams Apple and hairy knuckles. Went by the name Sharon.
Good times....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 10:08 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 10:08 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2015 10:08 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: LawLurker at April 24, 2015 09:43 PM (zKwtX)
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At my work's diversity training (anti-bullying, with special message from the Bully-in-Chief), we were taught that we should tell transgenders they should be proud of who they are.
Posted by: Mindy at April 24, 2015 10:09 PM (OYnFN)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 10:03 PM
I can follow that path. But how do you get from there to "gee, I'd sure like to have my genitals chopped off?"
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 10:06 PM (qyomX)
Because late in life when they're not stronger or faster than anyone else, their self-worth tanks and they are easy prey for cult-type tactics.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 10:09 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2015 08:54 PM (F2IAQ)
So the cray-cray, she comes by it honestly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2015 10:09 PM (wfUWX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 10:09 PM (KhFZp)
The late-life macho, competitive dudes seem to be hyper-narcissists.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 10:03 PM (ZPrif)
Jenner gets no credit for having two kids with Kris Kardashian. Seriously, who wouldn't she bang and get knocked up by if she thought it would bring cameras and money. She and her slime bag older daughters will do anyone at anytime, including marry them for a contract extension with E! network.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 10:10 PM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2015 10:08 PM (zOTsN)
It's a religion (even if a cultish one), and to them, this is a sacrament.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 24, 2015 10:10 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 10:10 PM (PfWwQ)
******
I have no idea what yous talkin bout.
Posted by: Kanye at April 24, 2015 10:12 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Lester at April 24, 2015 10:13 PM (2UPXV)
By the way he proved you could play tennis without balls.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 10:14 PM (P7ulB)
Unfortunately, Gillibrand, as an elected official, can't be sued for her slanderous and defamatory remarks.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 24, 2015 06:23 PM (I8YZX)
Maybe she needs to work out on Uncle Harry's exercise equipment. Nothing like a good beating tune-up to put your heart right with god.
Posted by: Uncle Harry's Exercise Equipment at April 24, 2015 10:20 PM (5CWXs)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 10:29 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 10:30 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: stinkylegs at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (s3xUJ)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 10:05 PM (TDMVi)
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That be Kirstin Beck, who wrote the book Warrior Princess.
Let me clarify some of the confusion here: there are basically 2 types of male to female transsexuals:
HT (homosexual transsexuals): these transition early, are exclusively attracted to men, and are often relatively convincing. Think Janet Mock.
AT (autogynephilic transsexuals): these transition late, are attracted to women, and are grotesquely unconvincing. Guess which classification Bruce falls under?
HTs transition because they feel guilty about their homosexual desires. ATs transition because they are aroused by the thought of becoming female. This is called erotic target location error (ETLE): instead of focussing on another person of the opposite gender as the proper object of erotic love, they focus on... themselves.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 10:39 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: bcorig at April 24, 2015 10:59 PM (eLuP6)
That is not at all hard to believe in Jenner's case.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 25, 2015 03:20 AM (+azJs)
But not Emma. Make her live her life knowing she's a destructive, abusive liar - just like a fucking rapist.
Sorry for being so sweary but I AM PISSED.
(Don't care much about batshit crazy Jenner except I kinda feel sorry for him because he is completely nuts)
Posted by: Beth at April 25, 2015 03:43 AM (Epq7Y)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 25, 2015 05:10 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Lily at April 25, 2015 10:19 AM (dXCcK)
Posted by: Emma's Lopsided Ass at April 25, 2015 12:24 PM (5x+vK)
Sue the holy living f**k out of them. Make them hurt. Make them pay.
Posted by: Joe at April 25, 2015 02:22 PM (/WaV2)
Posted by: HAL at April 25, 2015 05:28 PM (OmBeX)
The mattress chick needs to face the consequences, too, but that won't happen as part of this suit.
Posted by: Another lurking lurker what lurks at April 26, 2015 04:49 PM (WTwmr)
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