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Seth Meyers, The Unfunny MSNBC Hack Who For Some Reason Was Accidentally Employed as a Comic on NBC, Decries the Bias of Peter Schweitzer, Defends Hillary
If you watch this video, which I think you should, just because you need to understand his whine to get the punchline ahead, you'll see that he makes several points about Hillary Clinton's cover-ups and conflicts of interest.
Sethie is here pretty much reading directly from bizarre ashen freak David Brock's Media Matters' spin, and from Hillary's own press release, which are pretty much the same things, as David Brock runs Hillary's PAC. So, all Sethie wants to talk about is the messenger here, Peter Schweitzer, who wrote the book Clinton Cash. Here's Sethie's reporting: 1. Peter Schweitzer once wrote a book knocking liberals. 2. Peter Schweitzer has worked with conservatives. 3. Hillary Clinton hasn't been proven, by audiotape or direct witness testimony, to have changed government policy based on donations to her. (All we have is a lot of money flowing to her, and then decisions favorable to those donating that money being made by her -- the exact sort of indirect, circumstantial evidence which currently has former Governor Bob McDonnell in prison.) 4. Peter Scheweitzer really should have told people about all his biases. 5. Peter Schweitzer's reporting cannot be believed because he failed to disclose his political leanings. 6. The New York Times, apparently, does not exist, because Sethie won't talk about them. 7. It's all about why you shouldn't believe this Vast Right Wing Conspirator Peter Schweitzer and his failure to disclose his political bias. In sum, Seth Meyers is a huge defender of the Clinton Global Initiative, and he, unlike the thought criminal Peter Schweitzer, comes by his conclusions honestly, and without any pre-existing bias at all. So, that said:Thank you @SethMeyers for hosting tonight's Clinton Global Citizen Awards. #CGI2014 pic.twitter.com/hnaF3yZ6fS
— CGI (@ClintonGlobal) September 22, 2014Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Austin in TX at April 24, 2015 03:23 PM (lKVc4)
Posted by: Andy at April 24, 2015 03:25 PM (FXR80)
Or if that doesn't work, it isn't hypocrisy if I don't really believe it!
Posted by: seth meyers at April 24, 2015 03:26 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 24, 2015 03:27 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: eman at April 24, 2015 03:27 PM (Z/Uns)
Seth could be the example for "toady stoolpigeon" on Wikipedia, if there was such an article. Also "toolbag lefty millennial comedic hack," but he has stiff competition for that one!
Posted by: LizLem at April 24, 2015 03:27 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: BuckIV at April 24, 2015 03:28 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at April 24, 2015 03:28 PM (zZ7AQ)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at April 24, 2015 03:28 PM (JS4oa)
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 24, 2015 03:28 PM (PFy0L)
For those who are looking for evidence of the decline of both the quality and creativity of our culture--TA--EFFING---DAHHHHHHH.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2015 03:28 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2015 03:30 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 24, 2015 03:28 PM (PFy0L)
Ace accused of making the HQ an unsafe space in 3...2...1...
Posted by: LizLem at April 24, 2015 03:30 PM (yRwC8)
I think we hit that point sometime in July of 2005.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2015 03:31 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Kraken at April 24, 2015 03:31 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: redsweater at April 24, 2015 03:32 PM (q5JWV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 03:32 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2015 03:32 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 24, 2015 03:33 PM (/kI1Q)
Now who's a biased hack, huh??
Posted by: Seth M. at April 24, 2015 03:33 PM (XlHZs)
Posted by: AMartel at April 24, 2015 03:34 PM (WWgnZ)
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at April 24, 2015 03:34 PM (0FSuD)
Also, what does that guy get paid to do?
That was just a sneering liberal sneering stupid talking points with trained seals clapping at appropriate times in the background. I can't imagine he gets much of an audience.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 03:34 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Chubbles Jhosnon's Bicycle Seat Post at April 24, 2015 03:34 PM (JS4oa)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 24, 2015 03:35 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: SCLIV (Seal Clapping Low Information Voters) at April 24, 2015 03:36 PM (G4aHK)
Posted by: Sphynx at April 24, 2015 03:36 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready to Steamroll Punks at April 24, 2015 03:36 PM (GGCsk)
Sorry Ace.
I already know his brand of humor - its humorless by the way.
HRC is going down (and by going down, I mean she will bow out of the race). It can't be stopped. They cannot defend this.
Even the liberals I know know this is not something they can defend. They want Liz Warren.
They will get Liz Warren.
They will get the woman nominee. They will get their populist hero. They will get all the upside without the Clinton baggage, without the Clinton war vote, without the feeling that conservatives got in 2008 and 2012 of voting someone just because they are not the other guy (its a lot more fun to vote for someone - not just against someone).
HRC will be sacrificed - but they will make it look like the GOP and the conservatives took her down.
HRC's lot in life is to be the person who makes the sacrifices. She has and will be paid handsomely for it.
She will be absolved of all her sins. She will receive a de facto pardon for her crimes.
Its over for her.
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 03:36 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 24, 2015 03:37 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Kraken at April 24, 2015 03:37 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 03:38 PM (18RzJ)
Posted by: Rancid Clamdiddler at April 24, 2015 03:38 PM (5fSr7)
bill or hillary will never be charged with anything,all we need to do is connect enough dots so that she loses in the court of public opinion.thats what the left has been doing for decades
Posted by: kj at April 24, 2015 03:39 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Hillary Brown Shirt Feminist at April 24, 2015 03:39 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Rancid Clamdiddler at April 24, 2015 03:39 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Bigby's Offhand at April 24, 2015 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)
NY Slime is on their case. She will withdraw in a month or so.
Liz, fire up that peace pipe.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 24, 2015 03:40 PM (0FSuD)
Meet the newest useful idiot of the Clinton Global Indictables.
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2015 03:40 PM (wAQA5)
See: Trip, Road
Or is the the unfunny stoner dude that keeps getting movies because he's friends with Judd Apatow?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2015 03:40 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Gaff at April 24, 2015 03:40 PM (jPS2y)
Ah yessss........I knew it was Mr Douchegrin before I even goggled it.
I try to watch his show sometimes.....until the words "the republicans...." pops out of his mouth then ::click::
So I only ever see like two minutes at a time.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 03:41 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: Marcus T, GBU-38 Hoarder at April 24, 2015 03:42 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 03:42 PM (IPzoI)
No because shut up.
Posted by: Meth Seyers at April 24, 2015 03:43 PM (1CroS)
And she will be worse than all y'all are imagining, because she is seeing that Choom Boy is free to do any damn thing he feels like without any fear of action being taken to stop -- or even slow -- his continuing acts of treason. Our Betters have made it clear -- from damn near Day One -- that holding him to account for his crimes is Off the Table. The next President Historic First will be accorded similar treatment.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 03:43 PM (P8YHq)
Our commentariat's leading lights are self-described, admitted comedians.
Who aren't funny.
That's what the great Progressive Movement is down to. The satirists were always propped up by true intellectuals. There was always a thoughtful person behind the curtain.
But this generation grew up learning the satire and never learning the real arguments or context.
They read A modest proposal and think that this Swift guy is a monster. Then in college, they're taught he's a genius but they think it's because maybe killing poor babies for food isn't such a bad idea after all.
And to Hillary, it isn't.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 24, 2015 03:43 PM (L2xDv)
NH burrrrrrrrn.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 03:43 PM (4df7R)
Liz, fire up that peace pipe.
----
Yep - they simply don't want her - and probably think they don't need her.
Liz offers every advantage HRC supposedly brings - with a lot more upside.
Liz is biding her time - smartly.
She can't be seen as taking down the queen.
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 03:43 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bones at April 24, 2015 03:43 PM (clM07)
How appropriate to call it CGI. Hillary would need a significant amount ofCGI effectsin order to appear presentable.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Gaff at April 24, 2015 03:40 PM (jPS2y)
*************
That's smart.... Don't ask me how I know....
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM (KDbAT)
Ouch. Manchvegas not getting the love today.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM (h4vJk)
ace.
ace.
Did you just come (no pun intended) up with the acronym CUM for the Clinton money?
OMG YOU DID.
I am torn between bowing before your awesomeness and bapping you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Woofwoofwoof at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM (o05UX)
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM (ty633)
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 03:43 PM (P8YHq)
Well then you'll be happy to know you are absolutely wrong. There is no way on God's green Earth that Granny Mrs. Benghazi is going to be nominated. None.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM (TOk1P)
Anyone defending the Clinton's at this point is either delusional and /or a paid stooge. I mean she SOLD uranium rights (that helps make nuclear bombs) to a foreign power!!. She ought to be in jail for treason. ThunderB coined a good ten for her-The Play to play Pres, candidate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM (DXzRD)
My guess? He has photos of Lorne Michaels blowing a goat.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 24, 2015 03:46 PM (JoIcn)
"Following Tina Fey is like ... being whoever was President after Bill Clinton."
"It was amazing to watch Tina transform into Sarah Palin. I think the best way to describe it would be like watching Superman put on glasses to turn into Clark Kent."
You mean that Seth Myers? Wow, no one coulda predicted a liberal bias from this junior dickwad.
Posted by: Kate58 at April 24, 2015 03:46 PM (oLZsm)
Posted by: Marcus T, GBU-38 Hoarder at April 24, 2015 03:46 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 03:43 PM
Ouch. Manchvegas not getting the love today.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM (h4vJk)
Manchvegas is NH's armpit. It really is. It's got its benefits, but the school system IS NOT one of them.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 03:46 PM (4df7R)
Missed your Cape Ann comment in the pod thread. You have a well known kickass clam shack in your town, or is my guess off?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 03:46 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 24, 2015 03:46 PM (o8xDc)
Posted by: Gaff at April 24, 2015 03:40 PM (jPS2y)
Well, there is also the whole knowledge of what can happen if it looks like you might inconvenience them that plays at least as big a role as any sense of integrity when it comes to being bought by the Clintons.
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at April 24, 2015 03:47 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: m at April 24, 2015 03:47 PM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Clown Nose at April 24, 2015 03:47 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM (mf5HN)
Bap him on the nose with a rolled up issue of "Playboy." Best of both worlds.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 03:47 PM (4df7R)
He must be able to suck the chrome off a bumper.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at April 24, 2015 03:47 PM (k+zgr)
Seth is a piker.
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 03:48 PM (gmeXX)
The very fact that he would criticize Hillary in the first place shows that he's
biased and his reporting is not to be trusted.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 03:48 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 24, 2015 03:48 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 03:46 PM
I have good friends there at the moment. They live in a decent neighborhood, but, yeah...Manch. And, dammit, I still can't find a job north of the freakin' state line. *grumblegrumblegrumble*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 03:48 PM (h4vJk)
NY Slime is on their case. She will withdraw in a month or so.
Liz, fire up that peace pipe.
----
Yep - they simply don't want her - and probably think they don't need her.
Liz offers every advantage HRC supposedly brings - with a lot more upside.
Liz is biding her time - smartly.
She can't be seen as taking down the queen.
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 03:43 PM (gmeXX)"
And more important, Liz Warren is part of the Obama wing of the Democratic Party. When the New York Times is printing dirt on a Democrat you can always know that it is on behalf of another Democrat.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 24, 2015 03:48 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 03:48 PM (Y/jfK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 24, 2015 03:48 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 24, 2015 03:49 PM (o8xDc)
We're in Stalin/Trotsky territory now.
Posted by: Gander Lander at April 24, 2015 03:49 PM (2EMtV)
Posted by: Woofwoofwoof at April 24, 2015 03:49 PM (o05UX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 24, 2015 03:50 PM (DT3rQ)
And he got essentially nothing in return. The greasy pill pusher got a mention at a party featuring Virginia products, and a meeting (no gift or favor or contract or legislation) with an agency rep. He got nothing.
That's why Bob McDonnell is where he is. That and his wretched wife and his own naive belief in her goodness.
Posted by: Sarahw at April 24, 2015 03:50 PM (lv2k0)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM
That was genius.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 03:50 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 03:50 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 03:50 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: LizLem at April 24, 2015 03:30 PM (yRwC
To be fair, he has in the past and will in the future make it an unsafe space for *me*.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 24, 2015 03:50 PM (mf5HN)
I watched the clip -- I can't believe this guy is even on TV much less
getting paid millions. Unfunny, not attractive, no charisma.
He must be able to suck the chrome off a bumper.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at April 24, 2015 03:47 PM (k+zgr)
There was an article a few months back from an ex-SNL producer (or was it writer?) who basically blamed Seth Myers - among others, but especially Myers - for turning SNL into such a rampant, politically-motivated shitfest. So yeah, his record of unfunny failure is not new, but IS an exemplar of the "Leftists always fail upward" rule of life.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 03:51 PM (4df7R)
They don't want a 'centrist' like Bill was supposed to be.
They want a radical communist like Obama.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 03:51 PM (Y/jfK)
Sadly, I'm more certain by the day that Shrillery will win in '16, and by a pretty solid margin.
i don't see it that way at all.she represents everything the modern democratic party hates,she is everything they accuse the republican party of being.and i think they'll stay home and marshall their forces so they can be the opposition party again fighting republicans rather than defending something they despise
Posted by: kj at April 24, 2015 03:51 PM (lKyWE)
Don't you mean that sweet sweet Clinton Ur-Anus?
(That is, "Ur" in the anthropology sense meaning "the original progenitor or the genre," i.e. that the Clintons normalized sleaziness in presidential politics. Thus they are the Ur-Anus of American politics.)
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2015 03:52 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Marcus T, GBU-38 Hoarder at April 24, 2015 03:46 PM (GGCsk)
No, Hillary has no interest in BJs at all.
Posted by: Huma at April 24, 2015 03:52 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 24, 2015 03:52 PM (o8xDc)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 24, 2015 03:52 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 24, 2015 03:52 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 24, 2015 03:52 PM (hLRSq)
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Bill will make the decision - but he won't deliver the message.
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 03:52 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 24, 2015 03:53 PM (o8xDc)
Posted by: Hillary "Screech" Clinton at April 24, 2015 03:53 PM (R8h28)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 24, 2015 03:53 PM (o8xDc)
Who will be the victims in the mysterious airplane crashes?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 03:50 PM (DXzRD)
Don't axe.
http://tinyurl.com/lh3wdtr
Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at April 24, 2015 03:54 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 24, 2015 03:54 PM (fLKzW)
And he got essentially nothing in return. The greasy pill pusher got a mention at a party featuring Virginia products, and a meeting (no gift or favor or contract or legislation) with an agency rep. He got nothing.
Quid pro squat.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 24, 2015 03:54 PM (L2xDv)
He did mention the NYT in that clip.
Posted by: m at April 24, 2015 03:54 PM (WIUGG)
If not... then by this standard.. he should be disclosing that... or HE is not to be believed either...
Self Awareness.... try it some time Seth
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 24, 2015 03:54 PM (qh617)
So it's a race to see who can demobilize their base most successfully?
#wastf
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 24, 2015 03:54 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: BuckIV at April 24, 2015 03:28 PM (CLfqv)
I would like to consider myself erudite in matters pertaining to those petulant little cock-licking fascists, but yeah, they never cease to surprise and/or dumbfound.
They are so entrenched in their smug, "participation-award" superiority, that they just cannot, fathom the ridiculous, that stares at them in the mirror. Evidently, the six-year-old that looks back at them, does not cause any internal conflicts at all.
Perpetual adolescents, repeatedly told, they are smart, just because......
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at April 24, 2015 03:54 PM (DCpyI)
Posted by: Her Royal Clintooness, Hillary!, Hereditary Queen of All She Sees at April 24, 2015 03:55 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Marcus T, GBU-38 Hoarder at April 24, 2015 03:55 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Jack Hagan at April 24, 2015 03:55 PM (U1iMh)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM (mf5HN)
Guess that spider thing's safely under the bridge then?
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 24, 2015 03:55 PM (DBbiE)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 24, 2015 03:56 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: mo at April 24, 2015 03:56 PM (zXqW6)
Posted by: redenzo at April 24, 2015 03:57 PM (WCnJW)
I think we can all agree it's fanaticism- which is irrational and usually never ends well for the fanatics, because delusion is the ultimate blindfold.
Posted by: Marcus T, GBU-38 Hoarder at April 24, 2015 03:57 PM (GGCsk)
So it's a race to see who can demobilize their base most successfully?
yes hillary wins by default if we nominate jeb bush
Posted by: kj at April 24, 2015 03:57 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Face-Sized Spider at April 24, 2015 03:58 PM (DT3rQ)
Hmm...GOP nominates Jeb, Dems Hillary...disgusted GOP base stays home...disgusted Dem base votes for Jeb, figuring "close enough"...
Less f***ed up things have happened.
Posted by: Face-Sized Spider at April 24, 2015 03:59 PM (DT3rQ)
I gotta blue dress that says otherwise. Though it did glow in the dark when the FBI hit it with a black light.
Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at April 24, 2015 04:00 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 24, 2015 04:01 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Marcus T, GBU-38 Hoarder at April 24, 2015 03:55 PM (GGCsk)
Here I come to save the day!!
Posted by: Dances with House Flippers at April 24, 2015 04:01 PM (DCpyI)
That it is the best one you can deploy should cause the Democrats a little uneasiness, but then they would have to be self-aware.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 24, 2015 04:01 PM (hLRSq)
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Her whole life she has made sacrifices. She has been the person behind the scenes. She has done the dirty work. She left the adulation to others (chiefly Bill). She took the arrows (Bill's healthcare) and threw the arrows (Bill's dalliances).
She may think she has paid her dues. She thought that in 2008 too. It is her lot in life. She can be loved - but not for the same reasons that Bill or Obama or Liz Warren can be.
She may not want to give up - but she will.
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 04:01 PM (gmeXX)
wrong. There is no way on God's green Earth that Granny Mrs. Benghazi
is going to be nominated. None. Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2015 03:45 PM
From your keyboard to...etc., etc.
But so far, anyway, I'm not seeing that any of Shrillery's peccadilloes have risen (or sunk) to the Choom Boy level. Fewer murders, less overt sucking up to Muzzies, less straight-out racism, and so on. Even her lies and omissions don't yet measure up to those of the Mocha Messiah.
And she can claim to have had more media scrutiny, which she will remind the public of over and over. When push comes to shove, all the MFM toe-suckers who lined up for President Historic First will fall into step behind her.
I think you're looking at this like a rational human being, and that's not a particularly large voting bloc. It's certainly a powerless one.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:02 PM (P8YHq)
I watched celebrity poker one time and the final two were Seth Meyers and Dave Navarro. Seth was provoking Dave so much, and then slinking back, over and over. It drove Dave crazy. Then Dave started yelling and basically went ape-s on Seth. Finally Seth stopped and he looked genuinely scared. I was rooting for Dave so bad to win after that but I think he lost.
Posted by: Adrienne at April 24, 2015 04:02 PM (lVcuh)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 04:02 PM (evdj2)
my brother and sister in law voted for john edwards,john kerry and barrack obama and they have made it clear they will not vote for hillary clinton.they are both big fans of elizabeth warren
Posted by: kj at April 24, 2015 04:03 PM (lKyWE)
There was simply no other conceivable motivation for them to drop that sort of money. It was like running a pizzeria that didn't have any ovens as a money laundering operation.
Posted by: Thatch at April 24, 2015 04:03 PM (xwAcF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 24, 2015 03:50 PM (DT3rQ)
Meh, not gonna happen. Because-
All of these folks are rich, some fabulously so, and plane fares are cheap.
They'll just hang out in Europe or Rio or Pedo Island then fly back once all the unpleasantness is over-
and use their money to buy their way back into power.
There's a reason Obama and his cronies are emptying the coffers of future generations as fast as they can.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 04:03 PM (0cMkb)
Announcing he's doing the same sort of reporting on Bush with a publication date in just two months also helps mute the attacks. What will Sethie say then, when he wants to quote Schweitzer?
Posted by: MTF at April 24, 2015 04:04 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 04:04 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 24, 2015 03:27 PM (fLKzW)
It's because he took over jimmy Fallon's place under Lorne michaels desk.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 24, 2015 04:04 PM (z/Ubi)
As really FUBAR'd as that sounds, I could actually see that. I think there would have to be some serious (D)Marxist scandal or economic meltdown of some type to occur concurrently.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at April 24, 2015 04:04 PM (DCpyI)
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I'm looking at it from the view of the left. The left votes for the people they love. They do not love her.
Her only advantage is being a woman. Liz Warren can provide that same advantage.
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 04:04 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2015 04:05 PM (pWeX5)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 03:46 PM
Your guess is a couple of miles off, though as it happens I drove by Farnham's ("Famous Clams"), Woodman's and the Clam Box just yesterday on the way to Newburyport.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:05 PM (P8YHq)
What will they do behind the closed curtains of the polling booth?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 24, 2015 04:05 PM (W5DcG)
She may not want to give up - but she will.
Don't give up Hillary!
(Burn the dem party to the ground!)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 04:06 PM (fokOP)
Posted by: Gander Lander at April 24, 2015 04:07 PM (2EMtV)
Posted by: Emanual Goldstein at April 24, 2015 04:07 PM (TV9BR)
Seth Meyers makes Jimmy Fallon seem funny.
Hell....he makes that other Jimmy dude seem funny.
Kimmel even.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:07 PM (IPzoI)
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I think there is a lot of this. Frankly I have been surprised at how little she is loved by people who are Democrats. Admittedly it is a small sample size, but yet it exists.
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 04:07 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:09 PM (IPzoI)
I was rooting for Dave so bad to win after that but I think he lost.
Posted by: Adrienne at April 24, 2015 04:02 PM (lVcuh)
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I'm also good at poker. I won most of my slaves that way.
Posted by: Ben Affleck at April 24, 2015 04:11 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: SH
I'd agree. Someone else already noted that it isn't the Stupid party leaking and publishing all this, and the MFM wouldn't run anything on a dem unless they were trying to run it all out now or because they want her gone.
Option #1 is still possible. But after shunting her aside in 2008, I'm leaning toward option #2. And I still suspect that the obama wing will be shut out if she wins even the nomination.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2015 04:12 PM (Spluw)
if it can't be them then ain't no Dim gonna win this go round.
Those files they stole weren't just Rep files, they have dirt on everyone.
And they have their own set of lackeys to spread the word(See Seth Meyers, Lickspittle Extraordinare)
If they decide to fight....could be very interesting.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2015 04:12 PM (0cMkb)
The funniest damn thing that guy ever did, too.
Posted by: Bigby's Offhand at April 24, 2015 04:12 PM (3ZtZW)
>>>"that he got paid a stack of that sweet sweet Clinton Uranium Money"
I think you mean he got paid a wad of that sweet sweet Clinton Uranium Money
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 04:12 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: BruceLynn Jenner at April 24, 2015 04:12 PM (xQX/f)
They won't go for an amoral crook, but they will vote for an amoral crook who is a fake indian.
SMOD, hit me now.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2015 04:13 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:13 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: jon corzine at April 24, 2015 04:13 PM (VDovR)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 24, 2015 04:15 PM (/kI1Q)
I do not ascribe to Rush's theory that Bill is behind this because he doesn't want Shrillary to equal his stature.
This is all a SCOAMF/Farsi Ferret production. They do not want her triangulating with the GOP to reverse anything of the past 8 years. And they hate the Clintons' guts.
It's hardcore Marxists versus liberal thieves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:15 PM (St6BJ)
Close enough. We're practically neighbors. I'm sure I'll bump into you at the next NEMoMee if we ever get one organized.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 04:15 PM (h4vJk)
But I think ValJar isn't done with leaked Hillary scandals yet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 04:16 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: The truth at April 24, 2015 04:16 PM (ibvmu)
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 24, 2015 04:16 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 24, 2015 04:15 PM (/kI1Q)
Cinematic Union of Newsmen and Theatres.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:16 PM (St6BJ)
They won't go for an amoral crook, but they will vote for an amoral crook who is a fake indian.
warren doesn't have the rap sheet as long as your arm like the clintons do
Posted by: kj at April 24, 2015 04:16 PM (lKyWE)
This is all a SCOAMF/Farsi Ferret production. They do not want her triangulating with the GOP to reverse anything of the past 8 years. And they hate the Clintons' guts.
It's hardcore Marxists versus liberal thieves.
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Can't it be both?
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 04:16 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 04:17 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: McAdams at April 24, 2015 04:17 PM (9fFUM)
But I think ValJar isn't done with leaked Hillary scandals yet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 04:16 PM (DXzRD)
It wouldn't have stuck. If Khalidi, Ayers, Wright and F.M. Davis couldn't derail him, nothing could. Now? Who knows?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:18 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at April 24, 2015 04:18 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 04:18 PM (fokOP)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:18 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 04:16 PM (gmeXX)
I'm just delineating the two camps; one led by Team SCOAMF and the other the Clinton/Kennedy faction.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:19 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 04:19 PM (evdj2)
"B-b-b-but, I was one of you", they'll say. The Great Awakening will come as a surprise because history was so long ago like that Constitution thingie with its negative rights and such.
Posted by: hadoop at April 24, 2015 04:19 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:19 PM (St6BJ)
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Wait - which camp is the Kennedy team in? Are they even a team anymore?
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 04:20 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: The truth at April 24, 2015 04:16 PM (ibvmu)
Wait, WE"RE the media!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:20 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:20 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 04:15 PM
We're ALL neighbors around here, each getting into everyone else's bidness. I have lived in four states over the years, and never have I run into so damn many gossipy wackos in a single place. And I'm the easy one to spot: since my ancestors didn't help settle this burg back in 1690 (or the Big Town next door a few years before that), I'm the outsidah.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:20 PM (P8YHq)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 24, 2015 04:15 PM (/kI1Q)
And the Clinton Uranium Machine...are assholes.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2015 04:20 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 04:21 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 24, 2015 04:21 PM (I8YZX)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:20 PM (IPzoI)
Yes, someone will bury the hatchet with someone else.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:21 PM (St6BJ)
I get no respect.
Posted by: Trotsky's Iceaxe at April 24, 2015 04:21 PM (evdj2)
They're, get this, lying.
get this i know my relatives well, they're not.she is every bit as bad as a republican to them
Posted by: kj at April 24, 2015 04:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 04:20 PM (gmeXX)
The Clit-tons were the putative heirs to Cameltoe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:23 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bigby's Offhand at April 24, 2015 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)
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Wait - which camp is the Kennedy team in? Are they even a team anymore?
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 04:20 PM (gmeXX)
Team Tombstone.
....
Too soon?
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 24, 2015 04:23 PM (DBbiE)
Posted by: The truth at April 24, 2015 04:16 PM (ibvmu)
Not all the time - we whine about the GOP and when we get done with that we go slam-dancing.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 24, 2015 04:23 PM (hLRSq)
They're, get this, lying.
get this i know my relatives well, they're not.she is every bit as bad as a republican to them
Posted by: kj at April 24, 2015 04:22 PM (lKyWE)
I know Hilary is fucked by the way lib wifey is not talking about her to lib MIL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:23 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bigby's Offhand at April 24, 2015 04:24 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: SH
Team Tombstone.
Team Dallas/Team Atlantic
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 04:24 PM (fokOP)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:24 PM (IPzoI)
Chelsea is leaking all this shit.
Posted by: Bigby's Offhand at April 24, 2015 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)
Alinsky, Mezvinsky,
Mezvinsky, Alinsky,
let's call the whole thing off!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:25 PM (St6BJ)
Now, subtract the number of media organizations on the the first list from the second list. Is the number positive (+) or hugely negative(-)?
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at April 24, 2015 04:25 PM (sCHw2)
177 So where does all of that Clinton Uranium Money come from?
A New Uranium Source?
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 24, 2015 04:21 PM (I8YZX)
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Not sure, but I think Hillary has hidden it in a sock beneath her bed.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 04:25 PM (xkSSa)
Team Daisy Push.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:24 PM (IPzoI)
Better than stool push.
Fabulous!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:25 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 24, 2015 04:25 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 04:25 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 04:25 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:26 PM (P8YHq)
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 24, 2015 04:26 PM (DBbiE)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 04:27 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:27 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at April 24, 2015 04:27 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 24, 2015 04:27 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 04:25 PM (DXzRD)
They will probably go with the Nava-Ho, or anyone with a D after its name.
We're all evil.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:27 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bigby's Offhand at April 24, 2015 04:27 PM (3ZtZW)
I must say, since she and her family are all from Wisconsin, I would not be averse to a Walker candidacy and win to see their heads explode!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:28 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 24, 2015 04:26 PM (DBbiE)
But all we do is bitch about the media, so what's there to love?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:28 PM (St6BJ)
The Uranian war ships have turned back from Zemen! Aren't I awesome?Next I willprevent them from developingweapons gade Iranium.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 24, 2015 04:28 PM (xkSSa)
Why do you know that about Barney Frank? Why would you want to know that about Barney Frank?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 24, 2015 04:28 PM (hLRSq)
Wait, I thought it was all about bashing our only hope the GOP all the time?
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 04:29 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 04:29 PM (fokOP)
The Uranian war ships have turned back from Zemen! Aren't I awesome?Next I willprevent them from developingweapons gade Iranium.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 24, 2015 04:28 PM (xkSSa)
This is the plot to the never made sequel to "Flesh Gordon."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:29 PM (St6BJ)
Well, at least your vote cancels out that of your wife. and mine cancels out that of your MIL. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 04:29 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 24, 2015 04:30 PM (/kI1Q)
Well, at least your vote cancels out that of your wife. and mine cancels out that of your MIL. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 04:29 PM (DXzRD)
Here come the Frito Bandito's with their new voter ID cards. Put the shovels down, community organizers. The dead can finally rest on election day.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:31 PM (St6BJ)
Y'all got spunk.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 24, 2015 04:30 PM (/kI1Q)
I HATE spunk!
Posted by: Lou Grant at April 24, 2015 04:31 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:32 PM (St6BJ)
FML
What part of LACK OF PLANNING ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A CRISIS ON MY PART!!! do they not get.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 04:32 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:24 PM
Team Dirt Nap.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:26 PM (P8YHq)
Team Fjordpiners
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2015 04:32 PM (2Ojst)
Valdosta campus shut down over backlash over flag tramplings. The
tramplers should have issued a trigger warning first, but otherwise I find their
actions a commendable expression of their first amendment rights.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 24, 2015 04:32 PM (xkSSa)
Name a political blog that doesn't.
You need a couple more "abouts" in that sentence.
Posted by: hadoop at April 24, 2015 04:32 PM (2X7pN)
????
Posted by: Bigby's Offhand at April 24, 2015 04:32 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:32 PM (St6BJ)
Well, at least your vote cancels out that of your wife. and mine cancels out that of your MIL.
JJ, explain that to them.
Tell them they might as well stay home and not bother.
Then both you and Fenelon go vote.
+2
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 04:32 PM (fokOP)
Posted by: BruceLynn Jenner at April 24, 2015 04:33 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:33 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 04:32 PM (evdj2)
I'm assuming this is one of those "you could say 'no,' but not really" type scenarios.
Frustrating.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 24, 2015 04:33 PM (DBbiE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:27 PM
From what I've seen and heard of Lieawatha Warren she is, if possible, even more of a dried-up, humorless, hectoring old ratbag than Shrillery. Perfect for the post-menopausal prunes (of both sexes) in MA, but not one who can stir up a crowd.
Miz Klinton, on the other hand, does know something about working a room. All she has to do is pick the right veepee (I'm thinking Devil Patrick) who checks off the boxes she doesn't, and she's in.
When it's crunch time, Choom Boy isn't going to admit that he made a mistake by adding her to his team of myrmidons, no matter what ValJar says. If he does in fact hand over the throne in January 2017 he won't mind giving it to her. He knows she can make the rest of the collapse happen.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:34 PM (P8YHq)
Tell them they might as well stay home and not bother.
Then both you and Fenelon go vote.
+2
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 04:32 PM (fokOP)
Sort of like the equivalent of "Do you have two 10's for a 5?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:34 PM (St6BJ)
I can't, or don't know how to do links on my fone but it's just a short scroll down on their home page.
Worth the read.
Posted by: teej at April 24, 2015 04:34 PM (mJRr3)
Posted by: hadoop at April 24, 2015 04:35 PM (2X7pN)
Apparently the GOP doesn't either. They've been feeding Emperor Zero a diet of sweet honey and feeding us horseshit since November (and well before, of course). That report card on the first 100 days earlier this week was weapons-grade horseshit. Balanced the budget? Reformed Medicaid? Protected the unborn?
FWIW, Obama clearly hates the Clintons' guts and his admin gave them enough rope to hang themselves with five times over. They just couldn't help themselves.
That said, there will be no fundamental change in D.C. regardless of who wins in 2016. Even the remotely credible small government candidates (Cruz, Walker, lesser extent Paul) don't have the juice in their own party to force changes. Small government conservatives have less than 10 Senators and less the 50 Representatives they can count on even a majority of the time. Triangulation already happened, but the Great Pumpkin and the Turtle did the triangulating, and the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers reaped the spoils.
Game, Set, Match.
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at April 24, 2015 04:35 PM (QKIQb)
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:35 PM (P8YHq)
"Heads I win. Tails you lose".
Flip.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 04:36 PM (fokOP)
The other people who are capable of doing the big-deal thing are conveniently out of town.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 04:36 PM (evdj2)
Sure, in the primaries. But what if Hillary! somehow buys, bullies, or otherwise sleazes her way to become the Democratic nominee?
Will they pull the lever for Hillary! if the GOP nominee is Jeb Bush? Yes.
Will they pull the lever for Hillary! if the GOP nominee is Walker, Rubio, or Paul? Hell yes!
Particularly since the MSM will be running scares stories 24/7 about how "extremist" Walker/Rubio/Paul is up until election day. They'll be crapping their pants by October, and they'll be so badly frightened when election day rolls around, they'll be first in line Tuesday morning at the polls.
Bet on it.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 24, 2015 04:36 PM (I8YZX)
They're also fucking hypocritical pieces of shit.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 24, 2015 04:36 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:37 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: teej at April 24, 2015 04:37 PM (mJRr3)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 24, 2015 04:38 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:35 PM (P8YHq
Team "That Parrot Is No More"
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 24, 2015 04:38 PM (DBbiE)
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:34 PM
I have to agree. To anyone who hasn't already drowned in the Kool Aid, she's an absolutely horrible candidate. Can't think on her feet, shrill, hectoring and every caricature of a laughable leftist true believer you could think of. I'm surprised she didn't win her seat by a wider margin here...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 04:38 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 24, 2015 04:38 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 24, 2015 04:38 PM (P330y)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 04:39 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:40 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: The Priests Of the Temples of Syrinx at April 24, 2015 04:40 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: kj at April 24, 2015 04:40 PM (lKyWE)
ATM video of Ft. Marcy Park?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 04:40 PM (fokOP)
242
I spent time with Diane Sawyer discussing how to maintain my new cooter.
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 24, 2015 04:38 PM (P330y)
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I'd love to discuss that with you, hon! Just us girls!
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at April 24, 2015 04:41 PM (xkSSa)
This could put a big dent in my liquor bill.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 24, 2015 04:41 PM (cCxiu)
I'd lay money on Benghazi.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 24, 2015 04:42 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Angelina Jolie at April 24, 2015 04:42 PM (xkSSa)
#SaySomethingNiceAboutHillary
That must have cost them a pretty penny
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at April 24, 2015 04:42 PM (o8xDc)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 04:43 PM (fokOP)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 04:38 PM
Dude...MA is going full-tilt conservative! Shit, they elected Chaaaaaahlie Bakuh!
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:43 PM (P8YHq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 04:44 PM (AVEe1)
But they can't sign off on oil being piped through the U.S.
Posted by: Golfman at April 24, 2015 04:44 PM (48QDY)
@243 Vince Foster or Huma Abedin or maybe Bill is connected to an unsolved murder of a prostitute.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 24, 2015 04:44 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 04:45 PM (fokOP)
Based on the evidence I'd say the Clinton's, ALL of them, are looking at long stretches of time in Leavenworth, quite possibly the rest of their lives.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 24, 2015 04:45 PM (4CRfK)
Oh wait, that never happened.
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2015 04:45 PM (LAe3v)
Hillary's next pantsuit should be a rabid badger.
#SaySomethingNiceAboutHillary
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 04:45 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:45 PM (IPzoI)
But they can't sign off on oil being piped through the U.S.
i thought they did sign off on it once but lawsuits stopped it
Posted by: kj at April 24, 2015 04:45 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: SH at April 24, 2015 04:46 PM (gmeXX)
Ha. I'll be going out to vote because its pointless to vote Republican.
Posted by: Bigby's Offhand at April 24, 2015 04:46 PM (3ZtZW)
That's what her image needs right now.
Rapping.>>>
Like in a Mummy Movie?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 24, 2015 04:46 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 04:44 PM
You can say that about damn near ALL Democrat candidates, officeholders, political appointees and "advisers," "analysts" and "commentators."
You could also say that about more than a few Republicans....
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:46 PM (P8YHq)
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:43 PM
I'll believe that when we actually have enough Rs on Bacon Hill to sustain a veto.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 04:47 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: The Hussein Administration at April 24, 2015 04:47 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Bigby's Offhand at April 24, 2015 04:47 PM (3ZtZW)
Ha. I'll be going out to vote because its pointless to vote Republican.
welcome to the club i live in california
Posted by: kj at April 24, 2015 04:47 PM (lKyWE)
I have to go past my polling place to get to the liquor store so I'll probably stop in.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 04:47 PM (evdj2)
"Hillary's next pantsuit should be a rabid badger."
Considering how Hillary don't care, and didn't give a shit about Benghazi, she is a rabid (honey) badger.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 24, 2015 04:48 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:48 PM (IPzoI)
Who on that side isn't? Shrill and hectoring is Progressive pitch-perfect. I've sat down with Lefty acquaintances to spitball a better candidate for them and we've come up with bupkis. Every leading figure they have is Sheila Jackson Lee crazy and/or Chuck Schumer corrupt.
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at April 24, 2015 04:48 PM (QKIQb)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 04:45 PM
You're thinking about her with her clothes off again. I can tell....
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 24, 2015 04:48 PM (P8YHq)
I can't, or don't know how to do links on my fone but it's just a short scroll down on their home page.
Worth the read.
Posted by: teej at April 24, 2015 04:34 PM (mJRr3)
I think I saw it. Was it in defense of Israel or something?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 04:48 PM (St6BJ)
Also Cheryl Mills better be lawyered up. The White House I think will be going after her soon. She negotiated the deal with the white house on what donations and what she could do outside her roll as SoS. Hillary broke every agreement in the doc.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 24, 2015 04:48 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 04:50 PM (evdj2)
Seth Translated- I accuse Peter Schweitzer of being the partisan hack I actually am.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 04:51 PM (+aCe4)
You say that like it's a good thing.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:48 PM
That's about the only non-complementary mention of bacon I will ever make.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 04:51 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 04:51 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Prison Guard Local #475 at April 24, 2015 04:52 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 04:52 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:53 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 24, 2015 04:53 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Golfman. at April 24, 2015 04:53 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: kj at April 24, 2015 04:54 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Lauren at April 24, 2015 04:54 PM (tD74j)
#SaySomethingNiceAboutHillary
She don't seem to mind me havin a little fun on the side. She's my little Tammy Wynette.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 24, 2015 04:54 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 04:54 PM (IPzoI)
giving it to her. He knows she can make the rest of the collapse happen.
Won't mind? Hell, he's counting on it. It's a twofer. The dire consequences of his bufoonisfh administration will become unavoidably transparent, but he'll be able to put them on the shoulders (pudendum, whatever) of Hillary, whom he loathes.
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2015 04:54 PM (LAe3v)
They're also fucking hypocritical pieces of shit.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 24, 2015 04:36 PM (0LHZx)
Just like every comment you spew you amoral worthless scrotumsucker.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 24, 2015 04:54 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 04:54 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Golfman. at April 24, 2015 04:54 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 24, 2015 04:55 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 04:55 PM (DXzRD)
"Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad Followed "The Golden Rule"
Jesus Christ - Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Profit Mo - Do unto others, then split.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 04:57 PM (fokOP)
Posted by: goon at April 24, 2015 04:57 PM (A53Jp)
Protip: Force 'password approval' in Parental Controls. Otherwise you could find yourself paying $3.99 to see Rebecca De Mornay stand in front of a cold refrigerator in a very sheer nightgown in 'Hand that Rocks the Cradle' instead of something free.
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: BruceLynn Jenner at April 24, 2015 04:57 PM (xQX/f)
Jim Webb or Harold Ford . All of their women are horrendous.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 04:57 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Rabid Badger at April 24, 2015 04:57 PM (8GKDa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 04:58 PM (DXzRD)
"Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad Followed "The Golden Rule"
Posted by: Lauren at April 24, 2015 04:54 PM (tD74j)
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If I were an infidel, I'd want others to slaughter me, so I am following the rule. Good thing I'm not an infidel.
Now stop trying to entrap me. Time to follow the Golden Rule with Aisha.
Posted by: Prophet Mohammed (peace be upon me) at April 24, 2015 04:58 PM (xkSSa)
I wasn't talking about how I'd vote. I was talking about how some supposedly "Hillary-hating" Democrats would most likely vote.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 24, 2015 04:58 PM (I8YZX)
Do it to others before they do it to You...
Big Mo...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 24, 2015 04:58 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2015 04:59 PM (659DL)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 04:59 PM (fokOP)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 05:00 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Huma at April 24, 2015 05:00 PM (P7ulB)
The absolute miracle that was 1948.
Fulfillment of prophecy and the battle of good vs evil.
It was really good.
Time to hit the road.
Love each other fellow babies.
Posted by: teej at April 24, 2015 05:01 PM (mJRr3)
I think I missed the part where The Golden Rule is galloping back into Mecca for some beheadin'.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2015 05:01 PM (659DL)
Her vajayjay doesn't smell as bad as you think it would.
Yuck, too close to my lunch...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 24, 2015 05:01 PM (Bn6aD)
More Secular religion-ing from the Atheist Left.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 05:01 PM (jOumW)
Jesus Christ still loves her.
(I guess that was something nice about God and not about Hillary.)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 05:01 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2015 05:01 PM (go5uR)
She slept with married men prior to Clinton so she gets to be in the club.
Posted by: Huma at April 24, 2015 05:03 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 05:04 PM (P7ulB)
I think she probably enjoys being a grandmother. She doesn't have to be manipulative and pretend to be something she isn't. to get votes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 05:05 PM (DXzRD)
Might want to climb back on that limb. NSFW link to RS McCain's opinion of Monica - http://tinyurl.com/qglo7yf
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 05:05 PM (AVEe1)
I never thought much of JC saying 'slay the unbelievers'. Wait a minute, he never said that. Some guy, whose name escapes me, but who had a 9 year old gf did.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 24, 2015 05:05 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 05:06 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 05:06 PM (AVEe1)
I went over that repeatedly and still can't see why this is a problem.
I may need to research primary sources when I get home. Just, y'know, due diligence.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 24, 2015 05:07 PM (DT3rQ)
I think she probably enjoys being a grandmother. She doesn't have to be manipulative and pretend to be something she isn't. to get votes.
I think she doesn't give a crap about the kid except as a prop.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 05:08 PM (jOumW)
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: BruceLynn Jenner
If I owned Amazon you serfs would have to press 'Cancel' 60 times to prevent automatic payments.
Posted by: Sen. Bob Corker at April 24, 2015 05:08 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: goon at April 24, 2015 05:10 PM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at April 24, 2015 05:10 PM (LXIQF)
I will vote for anyone that will nuke 5 times a day. Some pray five
times a day and hate, and hate, and hate, some just go ahead and nuke.
I'm for nuke. We, our, way of life is dead and gone, so let us commence
the burning. Better than setting in some abandoned hallway in a nursing
home, right? So, every time they bend a knee to pray, send some hot
their way. We've got nothing better to do. Our children are poisoned,
they hate us because ... they just do, ... and the world wants our color
TV's and half-naked movie stars, but their goat herding tribal leaders
say NO! hell NO! because that would interfere with them grabbing all of
the young girls and boys and dragging them into the yurt and showing
them what Allah wants. Press that button!
Posted by: goon
I appreciate someone who is clear on his goals.
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2015 05:11 PM (LAe3v)
We can't really judge that. We don't see her with the baby. It's probably one of the few times she gets to be just a normal person-awy from politics and pressures and the need for power.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 05:11 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 05:11 PM (fokOP)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 24, 2015 05:12 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Britt McHenry at April 24, 2015 05:12 PM (FCsIb)
they hate us because ... they just do, ...
No; My kid doesn't hate me. He gets pissed off at me and don't like me coming down on him but he's a teenager. I think they just spend a lot of their time hormonal and pissed off. at their parents
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 05:13 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 05:13 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2015 05:15 PM (LXIQF)
Scanner link: http://tinyurl.com/n8z2ryv
Media coverage: http://tinyurl.com/lge9bw7
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 05:15 PM (nL0sw)
and don't like me coming down on him but he's a teenager. I think they
just spend a lot of their time hormonal and pissed off. at their parents
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
It's a remarkable thing. You're a complete f***ing idiot at 15, but an object of respect at 25. Samuel Clemens had it right.
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2015 05:15 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 24, 2015 05:15 PM (W5DcG)
I appreciate someone who is clear on his goals.
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2015 05:11 PM (LAe3v)
I must, being a heathen, attribute most of my rants to Makers Mark. But, goddammerjoe, I just hate this world and the way that things are going!! *slams glass down, heads to fridge* .. lol!!
Posted by: goon at April 24, 2015 05:16 PM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 24, 2015 05:17 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 24, 2015 05:17 PM (W5DcG)
He's being passive at the moment. Telling the cops not to get too close, since he's aiming at the propane tank.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 05:18 PM (nL0sw)
The takeaway is this:
The most damning piece of evidence in Seth Meyers' case against Peter Schweitzer and, by extension, all conservatives is this: Schweitzer is a conservative, therefore he is guilty of whatever Seth Meyers wishes.
This is how everyone on the Left feels, which is remarkably similar to Muslims. If you ask what evidence they have that Jews are bad, the Muslim will simply answer Jews are bad because they are Jews. That's all the reason the Left and the Muslims need.
Seth Meyers isn't some dummy clinton fan boy. He is an evil cocksucker doing evil. ALWAYS be clear on that distinction.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 24, 2015 05:18 PM (Tk6Z0)
Maybe that terrorist clown in France who shot his own leg.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 05:19 PM (AVEe1)
He would probably say "because God says so in this sura and this one and also that one". Who're you gonna believe, God or some worthless Jews?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 05:20 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 05:21 PM (nL0sw)
I may need to research primary sources when I get home. Just, y'know, due diligence.
The problem with that scene, and I wish Ace would dissect it in more detail, is the great mystery of the movie is suddenly revealed. So blood is rushing to the brain. Meanwhile, she's bending over, the light from the refrigerator reveals... very much through her sheer nighty... and the blood rushing to the brain takes an immediate detour further south.
Or so I've been told. Anyway, the ability to punch in some letters, pay a few bucks, or maybe it's free, and watch some great movies... capitalism at its finest. Someday Amazon might actually make a profit.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 24, 2015 05:21 PM (xQX/f)
Shoots once, barricades, doesn't shoot again vs. shooter that pops off a round e ery time a target presents itself?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 05:21 PM (fokOP)
The only reason that a crowd driven by madness needs to do evil is that the other person is Other.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 24, 2015 05:22 PM (Tk6Z0)
Well, that's good to know if I survive till he's 25 or he does because I haven't hanged myself or him before them. ;^)
J/K Don't call Child Protectivce Services-I wouldn't do that, but this was the morning today. Teen boy said, -"I am absolutely not going to listen to any advice you or my school social worker give me."
Oooooookay then. Have a nice day!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 05:22 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 24, 2015 05:22 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 05:26 PM (DXzRD)
People need to stop using this offensive joke: "What candy has 2 female pronouns in the name?"
Recommended substitute: "What Persian king's name has two pronouns in it, if that king fought Leonidas?"
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 05:27 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 24, 2015 05:28 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: goon at April 24, 2015 05:29 PM (A53Jp)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 05:31 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 24, 2015 05:32 PM (flPsq)
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 24, 2015 05:33 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 05:33 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 05:06 PM (AVEe1)
That's a long engagement. So it's all good.
/s
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2015 05:34 PM (St6BJ)
I like it. It's like that South Park episode "Grey Dawn".
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 24, 2015 05:33 PM (Q/rld)
Sorry! I would have replied sooner but I had to go for more ice! Life is not fair, and then ya' need more ice! Damn!
Posted by: goon at April 24, 2015 05:36 PM (A53Jp)
MSNBC?
Never ever, ever seen it.
Is that some tidal fuck-up, I mean "coastal"?
Must be in the general category of Princeton-direct-to-DeeCee.
Like that fookin' enabler Woodrow Wilson.
Remember: Hillary is not a woman, she's a totalitarian dump.
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 24, 2015 05:36 PM (flPsq)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 24, 2015 03:50 PM (mf5HN)
AoSHQ...unsafest of spaces since 2004, God bless it! I would prefer it slightly more spider free and with slightly smarter trolls, but thank goodness it's there. (And Alextopia as well of course!)
Posted by: LizLem at April 24, 2015 05:36 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue, We have no party except in my pants ladies. at April 24, 2015 05:38 PM (DA5XN)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 24, 2015 05:38 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 05:06 PM (AVEe1)
That's a long engagement. So it's all good.
/s
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
As an added bonus, when she was 9 he beat her for refusing to put out. That's the guy a billion "peaceful" muzzies think is the perfect man and THE example good muslims must follow.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 05:38 PM (Q/rld)
Teen boys are funny. They like to get their c*cks sucked. Then they're all, 'faggot get away from me' and punching you in the eye.
Time for me to retire from pubic service.
Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at April 24, 2015 05:39 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 24, 2015 05:40 PM (Sda6L)
I myself would make a wonderful chief and my sister could be a very convincing squaw.
Posted by: redenzo at April 24, 2015 05:42 PM (WCnJW)
If you crave that, move to the Blue State.
If you hate that, don't.
Fuck them. They are fools.
Ps 53,1
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 24, 2015 05:43 PM (flPsq)
I myself would make a wonderful chief and my sister could be a very convincing squaw.
Posted by: redenzo at April 24, 2015 05:42 PM (WCnJW)
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If Sandler wanted to be funny and edgy without offending any victimization group, he should have mocked Warren.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 05:46 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2015 05:46 PM (DXzRD)
Optimal solid fuel stove designs R on google's (WATERBOARD THEM!!!) youtube.
Electricity? That is no problem, vato.
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 24, 2015 05:48 PM (flPsq)
Posted by: Michael "Red Knees" Tomasky at April 24, 2015 05:52 PM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 24, 2015 05:53 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: X at April 24, 2015 05:55 PM (n5fTN)
So would "weak side" be considered seeing someone new?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 05:56 PM (fokOP)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 05:56 PM (fokOP)
Haven't you ever heard of "the stranger"?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 05:58 PM (AkOaV)
375 Ace must be warming up his pitching arm for a Friday night date.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 24, 2015 05:53 PM (48QDY)
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He'll hate himself for it, but he'll fap to me during the course of the interview. As will all America.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 05:58 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 06:00 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: X at April 24, 2015 05:55 PM (n5fTN)
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AKA "Victory".
Gratis tip: Never read the message boards on imdb.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 06:02 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Golfman at April 24, 2015 06:02 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 05:56 PM (fokOP)
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Why not do twins?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 06:03 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 06:03 PM (fokOP)
Posted by: Barney at April 24, 2015 06:06 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: reliapundit at April 24, 2015 06:10 PM (WQVto)
there' no "t" in schweizer
Posted by: reliapundit at April 24, 2015 06:10 PM (WQVto)
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Suck my pipe organ.
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