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* Know Your Meme: But That's None of My Business.

Posted by: Ace at 12:36 PM




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1 Wow.

WOW.

Cognitive dissonance does make the world go round.

Posted by: Gaff at April 24, 2015 12:36 PM (jPS2y)

2 What did the feminist say to the male heterosexual?

"You fucking misogynist, that isn't funny and I'll get you fired for that!"

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 24, 2015 12:37 PM (RD7QR)

3 That's not tea.

Posted by: the way bourbon catches the light in the morning at April 24, 2015 12:37 PM (9Z8lH)

4 If we're talking about the stomp deliverd by Instapundit to Lisa madigan, then there's some irony there.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2015 12:37 PM (Spluw)

5 Ace already explained to us that women are not funny.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 24, 2015 12:37 PM (fMQoG)

6 I don't get it.
Internet feminists are not funny? or not self aware of how funny they are when they are not trying to be funny or how not funny they are when they are trying to be funny?


Posted by: Hyper Fennec at April 24, 2015 12:38 PM (2EMtV)

7 Intentionally or unintentionally?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 12:38 PM (gwDMH)

8 I don't think Amanda ever got over the efforts she had to elect John Edwards president.

The poor thing.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at April 24, 2015 12:38 PM (scUt2)

9 Women just don't "get" it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2015 12:39 PM (UpGcq)

10 Insufferable.

Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 12:39 PM (Jw5Ei)

11 8 I don't think Amanda ever got over the efforts she had to elect John Edwards president.

The poor thing.
Posted by: GuyfromNH at April 24, 2015 12:38 PM (scUt2)

But his hair was PERFECT. [Sobs]

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte, Laff Riot at April 24, 2015 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

12 I don't think Amanda ever got over the efforts she had to elect John Edwards president.

She still upset that the Duke lacrosse team wasn't lynched.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2015 12:39 PM (Spluw)

13 Well, they are a source of humor. And depression.

Posted by: redsweater at April 24, 2015 12:40 PM (q5JWV)

14 Aw, c'mon; feminists can be a laff riot!

Take this bumper sticker I saw on a Subaru wagon today, for instance:

HILLARY 2016: THE BEST PRESIDENT MONEY CAN BUY!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 24, 2015 12:40 PM (DLu2s)

15 Maybe she doesn't mean "ha-ha funny".

Posted by: AmishDude at April 24, 2015 12:40 PM (L2xDv)

16 How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Racist!

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 24, 2015 12:40 PM (l2max)

17 Perhaps this calls for a ruling using the Hot/crazy matrix.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2015 12:41 PM (Spluw)

18 This post is not funny. Anybody laughs and they get Death By Twitter. Haters.

Posted by: Amada Marcott at April 24, 2015 12:41 PM (1BQGO)

19 3 That's not tea.

Sure it is. Not pictured: Skittles.

Posted by: redsweater at April 24, 2015 12:41 PM (q5JWV)

20 If there is anything feminists are known for it is their sense of humor and ability to be humble and laugh at themselves. Darn these few rare cases for ruining that reputation!1!

Posted by: Heralder at April 24, 2015 12:41 PM (ECROs)

21 THEN WHO WAS FEMINIZ?

Posted by: some guy at April 24, 2015 12:41 PM (q177U)

22 There is something funny going on here

Posted by: GT 5.0 at April 24, 2015 12:41 PM (bNldL)

23 Maybe she's just self-identifying here.

Like a hipster drinking a Pabst.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2015 12:42 PM (659DL)

24 You mean...I'm not funny?? You mean I got these fuckin tats for nothing!!!

Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at April 24, 2015 12:42 PM (YFFpo)

25 Well, I do have to admit that if anyone knows about funny it would be an internet sock puppet.

Posted by: Hyper Fennec at April 24, 2015 12:43 PM (2EMtV)

26 "I am funny!!!!!" Screams Amanda Marcotte as she tap dances on the bones of aborted babies.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 24, 2015 12:43 PM (W4LFA)

27 "Feminism" is like the Members Only Jacket of ideologies. It had an unparalleled reputation for cool hipness for a short time but wore out its welcome pretty quickly.

Now it's a punchline.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 24, 2015 12:44 PM (L2xDv)

28 24 You mean...I'm not funny?? You mean I got these fuckin tats for nothing!!!
Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at April 24, 2015 12:42 PM (YFFpo)

J.G. is such a tragedy. There was a time there when she was funny and a bit cute. Then she got BDS so bad it actually made her dour and ugly.

Posted by: joncelli at April 24, 2015 12:44 PM (RD7QR)

29 Maybe she's making the mistake of thinking that being sarcastic on the internet is funny?

It's like bitchy gays, who are funny for about 10 minutes, right up 'til they need a punch in the nose.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 24, 2015 12:44 PM (l2max)

30 Funny how......funny, like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?

Posted by: Amanda Pesci, AKA Joe 'Prince Valiant Bangs' Marcotte at April 24, 2015 12:45 PM (DLu2s)

31 Ace already explained to us that women are not funny.

We're not women, we're conservatives. *heh*


(My IT Dept is protecting me from the image. But I know my memes.)

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 24, 2015 12:45 PM (/kI1Q)

32 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 24, 2015 12:45 PM (kff5f)

33 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 24, 2015 12:45 PM (kff5f)

34 ace, be fair. When you noted on twitter that Marcotte couldn't have said that because only a crazy person would say that, well, let's take a look at the solid circle that is the Venn of Marcotte and cray cray.

I would put forth the proposition that Marcotte would necessarily have to say that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 24, 2015 12:45 PM (mf5HN)

35 Whose bitch is this?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 24, 2015 12:45 PM (0HooB)

36 Even onions tied to your belt were fashionable for longer than Members Only jackets were.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 24, 2015 12:45 PM (l2max)

37 I think she mistakes "laughable" for "funny."

But maybe that's just me.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 24, 2015 12:46 PM (kff5f)

38
What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1/!!?1/!11?/?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 24, 2015 12:46 PM (HSmrB)

39 Amanda, you spelled "humorless shrieking harpies" wrong.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 24, 2015 12:46 PM (W4LFA)

40 MEMBERS ONLY JACKETS ARE OUT????????

Posted by: CNN at April 24, 2015 12:46 PM (DLu2s)

41 Someone is still sore over the Time magazine poll of words to be removed from our vocabulary in 2015 had"feminism" in first place by a humongous margin, before all of the funny, devil-may-care feminists forced them to remove it from the running.

Posted by: Heralder at April 24, 2015 12:46 PM (ECROs)

42
Even onions tied to your belt were fashionable for longer than Members Only jackets were.


Silence! I keel you!

Posted by: Ahmadinejad the Undead Terrorist at April 24, 2015 12:47 PM (/kI1Q)

43 Is there a special word for "clapter" when applied to feminism?

'Cus that's maybe what she's talking about?

I don't know, as I just can't imagine saying something so incredibly stupid.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 24, 2015 12:47 PM (l2max)

44 "Bitch Says Bitches Not Funny"...film at eleven.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2015 12:47 PM (YFFpo)

45 Did she mean funny queer- in the old sense?

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2015 12:48 PM (FcR7P)

46 So these two cis-hetero male oppressors walk into a bar......and nobody serves them because of the sisterhood!

Thank you! Be sure to sign your house over to the waitress, and don't you even THINK of having the veal!

Posted by: Amanda 'Shecky' Marcotte at April 24, 2015 12:49 PM (DLu2s)

47 A man asked me if I needed help getting something off the top shelf at the store, so I called the cops on the mysoginist pig!!! Isn't that fucking hilARious?!?!


-Amanda Marcotte

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 24, 2015 12:49 PM (W4LFA)

48 Hysteria On Parade.

146 (or however many) characters at a time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 24, 2015 12:49 PM (0HooB)

49 Amanda needs to reevaluate her to do list.

Get on Twitter is no. 1

Smoke crack is no. 2

She appears to have them backwards.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2015 12:49 PM (/HC6x)

50
I always thought feminist icon Woodie Allen was funny...
...when he was dating his stepdaughter!

Posted by: fist of freedom at April 24, 2015 12:49 PM (agXt1)

51 "[Janeane Garafalo] is such a tragedy. There was a time there when she was funny and a
bit cute."

-------

This! I had such a crush on her from "The Larry Sanders Show!" And she was charming and appealing in "The Truth About Cats and Dogs."

Then it all just fell apart. At some point the sour thing that was kind of charming just completely enveloped her and turned her repulsive.

Posted by: Kensington at April 24, 2015 12:50 PM (7Kbxu)

52 And one can STILL buy Members Only jackets, if you still want one.

Just throw one in the cart next time you're stocking up on Sansabelts at Haband.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 24, 2015 12:50 PM (DLu2s)

53 OT: There was talk this morning regarding teething pain. My daughter swears by amber teething rings.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 24, 2015 12:50 PM (XUKZU)

54 I think why people warm up to internet feminists so much is their ability to take a joke, and find humor in the many diverse ways people express themselves.

Posted by: Heralder at April 24, 2015 12:50 PM (ECROs)

55 So Lilith Fair is no longer cool and cuntsy?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 24, 2015 12:50 PM (oDCMR)

56 Ace (and everyone):

Isn't there any way to actually embed the tweet into the post, so that people can see it without having to click the link? It's become common practice these days for bloggers to post a tweet with a link to a picture of another tweet (that second tweet being the point of the post), but the second tweet isn't actually embedded or auto-visible. So at first glance, it is not possible to grok even the basic gist of the post, without having to click on something (in this case "pic.twitter.com/PtBBvzvjoV") to see what is being commented upon.

I want my info NOW, with no effort involved!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2015 12:50 PM (K4YiS)

57 And some of us slackers can't access Twitter at work.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2015 12:51 PM (Spluw)

58 Feminism is another word for affirmative action it helps if they have color.

Posted by: just bob at April 24, 2015 12:51 PM (wkuqO)

59 Another example of how feminists are funny people with good senses of humor is where they forced the ROTC cadets to walk around in red high heels. That was very funny, I saw several pictures of women watching them walk by while they laughed or grinned.

Posted by: Heralder at April 24, 2015 12:52 PM (ECROs)

60 55 So Lilith Fair is no longer cool and cuntsy?
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 24, 2015 12:50 PM (oDCMR)

Well, maybe in a "dykes in top hats" kind of way.

Posted by: joncelli at April 24, 2015 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

61 Feminism is another word for affirmative action it helps if they have color.

Hey, it got me this swell job on the television!

Posted by: Whoopi at April 24, 2015 12:53 PM (YFFpo)

62 Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2015 12:50 PM (K4YiS)

Modern browsers, how do they work?

If your browser version is up-to-date, and javascript is enabled, those links *do* automatically resolve, and show you the tweet.

When I'm at the HQ using IE or Chrome, it works just fine. When I'm at the HQ on Pale Moon w/ NoScript enabled, then I get the same effect you describe.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 24, 2015 12:53 PM (kff5f)

63 Why did the chicken cross the road?


I don't know but he better check his white, heteronormative patriarchial privilege!

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 24, 2015 12:53 PM (W4LFA)

64 The only time a feminist is funny is when another feminist is flicking her bean, you sexist pig!

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2015 12:53 PM (ty633)

65
Reminds me of the old joke:

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?


A; That's not funny.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 24, 2015 12:53 PM (OD2ni)

66 SCoaMF is not on Know Your Memes. There is no justice I tells ya.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 12:54 PM (rwI+c)

67 Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2015 12:50 PM (K4YiS)

They are always embedded when I see them. If you have some sort of blocker up in your browser, it might be blocking them.

Posted by: Heralder at April 24, 2015 12:54 PM (ECROs)

68 Can someone point me in the direction of the safe place? I'm feeling oppressed by this thread.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 24, 2015 12:54 PM (BZAd3)

69 All the code words on twitter just have to be driving the NSA code breakers crazy.

Posted by: Hyper Fennec at April 24, 2015 12:54 PM (2EMtV)

70 "Feminism" is like the Members Only Jacket of ideologies. It had an
unparalleled reputation for cool hipness for a short time but wore out
its welcome pretty quickly.



Now it's a punchline.
======
No. It was never cool. It has been and always will be a club for ugly women to claim some sort of power.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 24, 2015 12:54 PM (ZvKdv)

71 OT: There was talk this morning regarding teething pain. My daughter swears by amber teething rings.



Corner of a soft, cotton towel, soaked in bourbon.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 12:55 PM (18RzJ)

72 Angry Wife: Who are you talking to at 3:00 in the morning?!

Husband: Amanda, on the internet.

Angry Wife: **reads Tweet** Well, she sounds hideous!

Husband: Well, she a feminist, so...

Posted by: Jake, from State Farm feminist, from the internet meme at April 24, 2015 12:55 PM (1FyZ2)

73 When exactly was "internet" feminism ever about humor? You've never met a more cold fish group of pinchfaced scolds in your life.


And why exactly is internet feminism separate from "real world" feminism? What, RW feminism is all about the struggle, while internet feminism is all about the lighter side of misandry?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 12:55 PM (4df7R)

74 56 Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2015 12:50 PM (K4YiS)

I do see the tweet embedded. You might have to loosen whatever anti-script or anti-ad settings you might have. However, on my browser, it often decides on the size of the embedded window before rendering the content, so if there's an image, I have to reload the page a second time to see all of it.

Posted by: redsweater at April 24, 2015 12:56 PM (q5JWV)

75 I don't know but he better check his white, heteronormative patriarchial privilege!
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 24, 2015 12:53 PM (W4LFA)


How do you know the chicken is male, you brain-washed misogynist? What, only roosters can cross roads now while the weak little hens have to stay at home?

SCoaMF is not on Know Your Memes. There is no justice I tells ya.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 24, 2015 12:54 PM (rwI+c)


But it is in UrbanDictionary (or was last time I looked).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 24, 2015 12:56 PM (kff5f)

76 She amuses me, like a clown.

Posted by: toby928(C) hope the Lord has a sense of humor at April 24, 2015 12:56 PM (rwI+c)

77 I think another example of how funny and generally jovial feminists are is when they asked people to not clap and instead use jazz hands because some women were feeling attacked at the sound of applause.

Posted by: Heralder at April 24, 2015 12:56 PM (ECROs)

78 THAT NOT FUNNY!
...
*type type type*

THATS NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Internet Feminists at April 24, 2015 12:56 PM (cbfNE)

79 Maybe she's making the mistake of thinking that being sarcastic on the internet is funny?
======
Jon Stewart, Family Guy, et al. --"burns, slams, insults and cheap-shot roasts are too funny!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 24, 2015 12:57 PM (ZvKdv)

80 The funny thing (no pun intended) is, what they see as feminist humor is nothing but constant slamming and degrading of men in a Mean Girls way. Nothing but hatred and vitriol.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 24, 2015 12:57 PM (W4LFA)

81 Reminds me of the old joke:

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A; That's not funny.



Q: How many feminists does it take to squash a spider?

A: Halp us gubbermint!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 12:57 PM (18RzJ)

82 Peripherally connected to the fact that libs have no sense of humor anymore...

Adam Sandler is getting raked over the coals for daring to make jokes about Native Americans in his new Netflix film. Actors walking off the set and crying special snowflake tears. WaPo in their attempt to be the next Cracked or Buzzfeed ran an article about it actually titled "Adam Sandler is Awful, and it's Our Fault." To Netflix's credit they realize that Sandler is, get this, a comedian, and are standing by him so far. But if we don't let them know we support their supporting him who knows, they might eventually cave.

I have no clue is the new film will actually be funny or horrible, I'm leaning toward horrible actually, but give me a break! It's a comedy not a documentary. As Nolte said on this yesterday, hurry up and buy Blazing Saddles while you can, it will soon be banned. A comedy that makes me feel unsafe and creates unsafe spaces, oh noes!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/naxk6jw

Posted by: LizLem at April 24, 2015 12:57 PM (yRwC8)

83 I, for one, think Amanda Marcotte is HYSTERICAL.

I acknowledge that is a different word, and radically different meaning, than "funny".

Posted by: Bluesman125 at April 24, 2015 12:57 PM (mCJIJ)

84 59 Another example of how feminists are funny people with good senses of humor is where they forced the ROTC cadets to walk around in red high heels. That was very funny, I saw several pictures of women watching them walk by while they laughed or grinned.
Posted by: Heralder at April 24, 2015 12:52 PM (ECROs)


See, this is what I don't get. If I was ROTC guy, I really would say "fuck you, I won't, or I quit". I would not do it. Period. And fuck the consequences over not doing it. These are young guys. Where's the fight back over such bullshit? Serious as hell question?

Posted by: Kraken at April 24, 2015 12:57 PM (sdxPm)

85 Humor is patriarchy.

Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 12:58 PM (cbfNE)

86 Can't we just set up safe places for these fainting Lillie's someplace where they respect women....like Iran?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2015 12:58 PM (/HC6x)

87 Things go over one's head when one's head is buried in a crotch. Is it possible that that's the problem? No offense intended. Just trying to be helpful. It's none of my business.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 24, 2015 12:58 PM (kfcYC)

88 Marcotte has all of the self-awareness of a cinder block, but is less useful.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 24, 2015 12:58 PM (hLRSq)

89 Modern browsers, how do they work?

If your browser version is up-to-date, and javascript is enabled, those links *do* automatically resolve, and show you the tweet.

When I'm at the HQ using IE or Chrome, it works just fine. When I'm at the HQ on Pale Moon w/ NoScript enabled, then I get the same effect you describe.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon


Hmmmm. I have the most up-to-date version of Safari that is available for my level of OS. (And I really don't want to get a more recent OS, because I have software that will not work with later OSes). And yes, Javascript is enabled.

Guess I simply must suffer!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2015 12:58 PM (K4YiS)

90 musing - thinking from "muse - inspiration or thought" itslef from the Greek mythological Muses.
a - a prefix meaning "without."

Therefore, feminists are, indeed, amusing.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 24, 2015 12:58 PM (kff5f)

91 When shit hits the fan, special snowflakes melt first.

Posted by: just bob at April 24, 2015 12:59 PM (wkuqO)

92 I really think it's funny when feminists team up with their other humorous allies like the LGBTQGHFGJN community and threaten to burn down places for a misreported comment in the news. It's also funny when they post threats to themselves and try to pin it on people they don't like. That right there is the spirit of humor.

Posted by: Heralder at April 24, 2015 12:59 PM (ECROs)

93 Can't we just set up safe places for these fainting Lillie's someplace where they respect women....like Iran?

ISIS respects women. Certainly no "raped by male gaze" when you're wearing a burlap bag over your head.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 24, 2015 12:59 PM (/kI1Q)

94 And why exactly is internet feminism separate from "real world" feminism?



It's faker?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 12:59 PM (18RzJ)

95 If she wants to be funny, she should change her name to "Amanda B. Reckondweth".

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 12:59 PM (gwDMH)

96 GWSnark: Thank you, I'll look for amber. Man, that kid has ears like a bat -- I think if he heard the keyboard my life is over. Whatever happened to naps? I like naps, the dog and cat like naps, and the kid used to like naps.


Posted by: mustbequantum at April 24, 2015 01:00 PM (MIKMs)

97 Yeah, feminists are well-known for their sense of humor. They're a panic. Laff riot.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 01:00 PM (oKE6c)

98 "Adam Sandler is getting raked over the coals"

I have never seen anything done by Adam Sandler to be humerous.

Posted by: Hyper Fennec at April 24, 2015 01:00 PM (2EMtV)

99 I want my info NOW, with no effort involved!

Two words: Ace Prime.

Posted by: toby928(C) hopes the Lord has a sense of humor at April 24, 2015 01:00 PM (rwI+c)

100
80 The funny thing (no pun intended) is, what they see as feminist humor is nothing but constant slamming and degrading of men in a Mean Girls way. Nothing but hatred and vitriol.
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 24, 2015 12:57 PM (W4LFA)

And the shock when guys like me hate them back...

Posted by: Kraken at April 24, 2015 01:00 PM (sdxPm)

101 And I thought cancer was funny- this girl's hilarious!

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2015 01:01 PM (FcR7P)

102 I have never seen anything done by Adam Sandler to be humerous.

Kevin James makes Adam Sandler look like Orson Welles.

Posted by: Whoopi at April 24, 2015 01:01 PM (YFFpo)

103 Hah!

https://twitter.com/luxopolis157/status/591647442296184832/photo/1

Posted by: LizLem at April 24, 2015 01:01 PM (yRwC8)

104 Feminists hate misogynists, so they became them.

Posted by: maddogg at April 24, 2015 01:01 PM (xWW96)

105 How do you know the chicken is male, you brain-washed misogynist? What, only roosters can cross roads now while the weak little hens have to stay at home?



You're pigeonholing them into cis-normative genders! H8er! Check your privilege!

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 24, 2015 01:01 PM (W4LFA)

106 I have never seen anything done by Adam Sandler to be humerous.

Posted by: Hyper Fennec at April 24, 2015 01:00 PM (2EMtV)


Did you have your sense of humor surgically removed?

A lot of Sandler's more recent stuff has fallen flat, and he can certainly get old in large doses (no, I will *NOT* watch an Adam Sandler marathon), but most of his early stuff is hilarious.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 24, 2015 01:01 PM (kff5f)

107 100


80 The funny thing (no pun intended) is, what they see as feminist
humor is nothing but constant slamming and degrading of men in a Mean
Girls way. Nothing but hatred and vitriol.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 24, 2015 12:57 PM (W4LFA)



And the shock when guys like me hate them back...

Posted by: Kraken at April 24, 2015 01:00 PM (sdxPm)


You think they're shocked when GUYS hate them back? Try being a woman. My fellow conservative, anti-feminist 'Ettes can attest to that.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 01:02 PM (4df7R)

108 >>>I have never seen anything done by Adam Sandler to be humerous.

Posted by: Hyper Fennec at April 24, 2015 01:00 PM (2EMtV) <<<

No, you're wrong, Colonel Sanders!
**yeaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh**
**spears to the ground**

Posted by: Bobby Boucher at April 24, 2015 01:02 PM (1FyZ2)

109 But I still funny though, right? Right?

Posted by: Margaret Cho at April 24, 2015 01:03 PM (YFFpo)

110 A lot of Sandler's more recent stuff has fallen
flat, and he can certainly get old in large doses (no, I will *NOT*
watch an Adam Sandler marathon), but most of his early stuff is
hilarious.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 24, 2015 01:01 PM (kff5f)


"Happy Gilmore" ALWAYS makes me laugh, but anything post "Waterboy," has been stale. Though "50 First Dates" is sweet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 01:03 PM (4df7R)

111 ISIS respects women. Certainly no "raped by male gaze" when you're wearing a burlap bag over your head.



You just get the old fashioned, passed around, pound town rape.

And then killed for letting yourself get raped.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 01:03 PM (18RzJ)

112 82 Peripherally connected to the fact that libs have no sense of humor anymore...

Adam Sandler is getting raked over the coals for daring to make jokes about Native Americans in his new Netflix film. Actors walking off the set and crying special snowflake tears. WaPo in their attempt to be the next Cracked or Buzzfeed ran an article about it actually titled "Adam Sandler is Awful, and it's Our Fault." To Netflix's credit they realize that Sandler is, get this, a comedian, and are standing by him so far. But if we don't let them know we support their supporting him who knows, they might eventually cave.

I have no clue is the new film will actually be funny or horrible, I'm leaning toward horrible actually, but give me a break! It's a comedy not a documentary. As Nolte said on this yesterday, hurry up and buy Blazing Saddles while you can, it will soon be banned. A comedy that makes me feel unsafe and creates unsafe spaces, oh noes!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/naxk6jw
Posted by: LizLem


The lib establish ALWASY ranks on Adam Sandler, and hate his guts, because he is overtly conservative and pro-Israel.

They hate him so much that even though his movies made money, he couldn't get studios to back him to get the films made.

But he showed them! Frustrated, he took the money he made from two early successes (Happy Gilmore and Bill Madison), and formed his own production company, Happy Madison productions, and began to finance his own films. And they continued to make gobs of money -- which he as the producer director and star, got to keep ALL of! Now he is one of the most financially successful people in H'wood.

Sandler is my hero for this beautiful solution.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2015 01:04 PM (K4YiS)

113 "Happy Gilmore" ALWAYS makes me laugh

The price is *wrong* b*tch!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 24, 2015 01:04 PM (kff5f)

114 You only need to say one thing to shut up a feminist: "Check, please."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 01:04 PM (oKE6c)

115 Did you have your sense of humor surgically removed?

It took me a long time to see the Three Stooges as humerous. I thought they were just stoopid.

Posted by: Hyper Fennec at April 24, 2015 01:04 PM (2EMtV)

116 lib establish ALWASY = lib establishment ALWAYS

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2015 01:04 PM (K4YiS)

117 Sandler's done some really good movies, all of which tanked.

So, now he exclusively makes what American's want to watch. Gotta pay for that gold shark tank.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 24, 2015 01:04 PM (sPO/s)

118 Aw, I love Sandler in The Wedding Singer.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 24, 2015 01:04 PM (W4LFA)

119 If she wants to be funny, she should change her name to "Amanda B. Reckondweth".



Anita Dick.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 01:04 PM (18RzJ)

120 Funny ha ha or funny weird?

Posted by: Both at April 24, 2015 01:04 PM (lv2k0)

121 Amanda,

Sit down and shut up while the New Americans abolish you.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 24, 2015 01:04 PM (1BQGO)

122 MWR,

Hooah.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 01:05 PM (OsWis)

123 Happy Gilmore is the second greatest golf movie of all time.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2015 01:05 PM (YFFpo)

124
But if we don't let them know we support their supporting him who knows, they might eventually cave.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/naxk6jw
Posted by: LizLem at April 24, 2015 12:57 PM (yRwC
******************************************
If it were asians whining about Mr. Chow in the next Hangover installment, I'd be with you. I hate Sandler.

Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 24, 2015 01:05 PM (xkSSa)

125 You just get the old fashioned, passed around, pound town rape.


And then killed for letting yourself get raped.


But no one's looking at the cleavage you've tatted up and bared. Priorities.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 24, 2015 01:05 PM (/kI1Q)

126 I have never seen anything done by Adam Sandler to be humorous.

I'll not have you speak ill of this man. He gave us Happy Gilmore and Julie Bowen.

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2015 01:06 PM (FcR7P)

127 If she wants to be funny, she should change her name to "Amanda B. Reckondweth".

Amanda Hugginkiss

Posted by: toby928(C) hopes the Lord has a sense of humor at April 24, 2015 01:06 PM (rwI+c)

128 No. It was never cool. It has been and always will be a club for ugly women to claim some sort of power.


IMO, what they're engaging in is just their delegated branch of Critical Theory: criticize, castigate and demean anything that's even remotely masculine in our culture.

It doesn't matter if there are good things in masculinity, just destroy it.

The thing is, there are many good aspects of masculinity, most notable among them is the protection of the weak and the ability to say "No," particularly to aggressors. And we're seeing the fruits of their efforts take their toll as each new tweet reveals an ever-increasing disconnect with reality. The rad-fem left is revealing itself as just a coven of psychos. If it hasn't happened already, the cries of "SEXIST!!!1!" will soon be met with an eyeroll, as it does with the charge of "RACIST!!!1!!!"

You can't destroy something good without inflicting damage upon yourself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 24, 2015 01:06 PM (0HooB)

129 I have never seen anything done by Adam Sandler to be humorous.


I liked Opera Man.

Yeah, I'm old, shuddup.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 24, 2015 01:07 PM (/kI1Q)

130
Damn it,, I gotta' stay outta the van for a couple of days. Looks like I came down with a yeast infection.....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 24, 2015 01:08 PM (HSmrB)

131 Soon, very soon, the only Allowed Humor will be like so:

Why does Esteemed Leader not need a flashlight while exploring Reggie Love's rectum?

Because, as a Lightworker, his magnificently large penis glows in the dark!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2015 01:09 PM (K4YiS)

132 I watched the season finale of Scorpion with my wife last night. The male main character lies in the hospital, doped up and unconscious on morphine, and the season-long potential romantic interest woman kisses him. I mutter, "Raaaaaape." My wife gave a hearty laugh.

Posted by: redsweater at April 24, 2015 01:09 PM (q5JWV)

133 Damn it,, I gotta' stay outta the van for a couple of days. Looks like I came down with a yeast infection.....
Posted by: Hillary Clinton



Moldy crotch. Gross....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 01:10 PM (18RzJ)

134 Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 24, 2015 01:08 PM (HSmrB)




Not likely. Yeast requires moisture. Your wrinkled old dust bag is dryer than the Kalahari.

/Slick

Posted by: maddogg at April 24, 2015 01:10 PM (xWW96)

135 Posted by: Hyper Fennec at April 24, 2015 01:00 PM (2EMtV)

Happy Gilmore is silly but a classic. "Are you too good for your home!" Bob Barker! And I liked Wedding Singer and 50 First Dates; his chemistry with Drew Barrymore is quite good and there was a nice sweetness there. He's gone downhill since though but still rakes in the money. I think partly because he just makes goofy movies for fun with no secret messaging or agenda. You might feel shameful after seeing his film, but it won't be due to him trying to shame you during it and asking you to check your privilege.

I think his movie deal with Netflix is an intriguing experiment. And I think the outrage might be partly to do with traditional media scared that if this deal is successful, it ushers in a new era where the current media overlords become expendable. Shutting the deal down with cries of racism, ending the experiment before it begins, would fit right in with their playbook. Or Netflix is using this silly controversy to their advantage to drum up publicity, which, good for them! Mission accomplished!

Posted by: LizLem at April 24, 2015 01:11 PM (yRwC8)

136 One of the saddest things is that perfectly good words and attitudes like "liberal" and "feminist" have been coopted by government fascists. I see it here where we identify as "classical liberal" so maybe there has to be a similar formulation for feminist to avoid being classed with the humorless scrunts.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 24, 2015 01:11 PM (MIKMs)

137 130


Damn it,, I gotta' stay outta the van for a couple of days. Looks like I came down with a yeast infection.....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 24, 2015 01:08 PM (HSmrB)


You were stuffing the Chipotle in the wrong hole, apparently.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 01:11 PM (4df7R)

138 Not likely. Yeast requires moisture. Your wrinkled old dust bag is dryer than the Kalahari.

/Slick



Not after Huma been slobbering all over it like a Basset Hound.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 01:12 PM (18RzJ)

139 You were stuffing the Chipotle in the wrong hole, apparently.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 01:11 PM


Honestly...why do you do that to me during lunch?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 01:13 PM (h4vJk)

140 This one time about ten years ago, I took a little notebook and jotted down the formula/steps that Ace had used in writing that had elicited a laugh from me, for SCIENCE.

Then I plugged in data from life situations or imagination into said formulae/steps. It really worked.

I've never been funnier, I was funny for a week; but things fall apart and the center cannot hold and I felt like I'd been tossed out of a centrifuge for about a month after.

Posted by: Yeah, unsustainable at April 24, 2015 01:14 PM (lv2k0)

141 A gift for MWR
http://goo.gl/hSJjel

Posted by: maddogg at April 24, 2015 01:15 PM (xWW96)

142 Honestly...why do you do that to me during lunch?



AoSHQ Diet Plan.

Beats Jenny Craig.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 01:15 PM (18RzJ)

143
Whew,, and the smell....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 24, 2015 01:17 PM (HSmrB)

144 I guess my bottom line statement about the Progs, like our little Amanda, is they're a bunch of psycho assholes who get off by pushing other people around. And get all puffed up when they get pushed back. Pussies.

Posted by: Kraken at April 24, 2015 01:17 PM (sdxPm)

145 I'm pretty sure that's a Logan Act violation.

And or racist.

Everything is RAYCISS!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 24, 2015 01:19 PM (pHEyr)

146 Honestly...why do you do that to me during lunch?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2015 01:13 PM (h4vJk)


My humblest apologies, fellow New Englander. *curtsies*



141
A gift for MWR

http://goo.gl/hSJjel

Posted by: maddogg at April 24, 2015 01:15 PM (xWW96)/i]

Not gonna click it!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 01:19 PM (4df7R)

147 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2015 01:19 PM (18RzJ)

148 I enjoyed what Clint Eastwood said about Mikey Moore claiming he threatened to shoot him. Clint said he didn't threaten to shoot Moore, but it sounded like a good idea.

Posted by: maddogg at April 24, 2015 01:19 PM (xWW96)

149 89 Modern browsers, how do they work?

If your browser version is up-to-date, and javascript is enabled, those links *do* automatically resolve, and show you the tweet.

When I'm at the HQ using IE or Chrome, it works just fine. When I'm at the HQ on Pale Moon w/ NoScript enabled, then I get the same effect you describe.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon

Hmmmm. I have the most up-to-date version of Safari that is available for my level of OS. (And I really don't want to get a more recent OS, because I have software that will not work with later OSes). And yes, Javascript is enabled.

Guess I simply must suffer!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2015 12:58 PM (K4YiS)



Having Twitter and this site work together is a miracle. Sometimes the tweets show up on the main page. Sometimes they show up only as block quotes so no images. Sometimes they don't show up at all. And the repeat those options in the comments. It's a crapshoot.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 24, 2015 01:21 PM (z/Ubi)

150 136
One of the saddest things is that perfectly good words and attitudes
like "liberal" and "feminist" have been coopted by government fascists. I
see it here where we identify as "classical liberal" so maybe there has
to be a similar formulation for feminist to avoid being classed with
the humorless scrunts.


Posted by: mustbequantum at April 24, 2015 01:11 PM (MIKMs)


That's when you associate yourself with a specific WAVE of feminism. If I must be any kind of feminist (and I prefer not to be), I'd class myself as a first wave feminist, of the Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton school of thought, with a dose of 2nd wave. 2nd wave feminism is the 1960s-1980s crew that burned their bras and lobbied to have careers outside of the home. They were two parts lunatic and one part rational - that one part is the part I identify with.
Then there's 3rd wave feminism, which is what we have today and is little more than thinly veiled misandry and female superiority marketed as equality. A pox on all its proponents.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2015 01:23 PM (4df7R)

151 This all started when the she devils made Andrew Dice Clay recant and cry. Fuck Andrew.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 24, 2015 01:28 PM (oDCMR)

152
Wait... Andrew Dice Clay landed a rocket on a comet?

Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 24, 2015 01:35 PM (xkSSa)

153 Internet feminists are definitely funny. Not on purpose, as near as I can tell, but still.

Posted by: Artemis at April 24, 2015 01:44 PM (zSp5c)

154 Pardon me if this was already cited:

From a cover of one of the first MS magazines in the '70's -

"Do you know that feminism has no sense of humor?"

"No, but if you hum a few bars, maybe I can fake it."

Posted by: Susanamantha at April 24, 2015 10:20 PM (VOMks)

155 My friends and I went to see Waterboy because it had the Star Wars prequel trailer attached. Little did we know that Waterboy would be a much better movie.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 24, 2015 10:22 PM (lKCZC)

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