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Overnight Open Thread (24 Apr 2015)
Earf Day Predictions
Good recap of Earf Day predictions from 1970 that didn't quite pan out. Don't Mess With The Monkey
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 10:06 PM (TDMVi)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2015 10:06 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Rupert Wombat, O.B.E. at April 24, 2015 10:06 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 10:06 PM (TDMVi)
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:06 PM (f8lRd)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2015 10:07 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:07 PM (KG0mU)
If a special little snowflake can be anything yt wants to be, yt just as well be a sparkly gem.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8833
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2015 10:08 PM (0Ew3K)
Sorry I was late. Researching a new lawn mower.
Posted by: CDR M
...
Let us know what u decide.. I will be looking for a new one soon.
Of course.. I want a programmable, automated unit for about $299.. so..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2015 10:08 PM (UpGcq)
My Spizzerinctum is feeling a bit woofy.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:09 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: J Lennon at April 24, 2015 10:10 PM (qW9du)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 10:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2015 10:11 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:11 PM (KG0mU)
Protected class.
Equality is proportional.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 24, 2015 10:12 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 10:12 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 24, 2015 10:12 PM (LJJsH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 10:10 PM (GEICT)
See, we can find common ground wingnuts.
I'll even allow you to buy me my next case.
Posted by: John Boehner at April 24, 2015 10:13 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:13 PM (KG0mU)
Huddled down in my ER bunker, doubt I'll get to read or comment much. Stay frosty.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 24, 2015 10:13 PM (b2cFu)
Posted by: puddleglum at April 24, 2015 10:13 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: NCKate
The moment our slide into becoming Norte Brazilia became written in stone.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 10:14 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: @votermom at April 24, 2015 10:14 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 10:06 PM (TDMVi)
I might have had something to do with it.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at April 24, 2015 10:14 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2015 10:15 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 10:15 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: J Lennon at April 24, 2015 10:15 PM (qW9du)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 10:15 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: no good deed at April 24, 2015 10:16 PM (GgxVX)
What's up with puddleglum?
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:13 PM (KG0mU)
Pittsburgh Penguins fan. They just got eliminated from the Stanley Cup playoffs.
I have two teams: The Oilers and the Jets. The former didn't make the playoffs by a long shot, and the latter was eliminated from the first round of the playoffs in a sweep.
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 10:16 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:16 PM (KG0mU)
http://tinyurl.com/pbu3awv
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:16 PM (/4AZU)
We paid you over $220k fucker, the least you could do is buy a round for the horde!
Useless bitch!
Posted by: Kreplach at April 24, 2015 10:16 PM (dvoaF)
Posted by: John Boehner at April 24, 2015 10:16 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:16 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:17 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 10:17 PM (AVEe1)
Eh...
http://tinyurl.com/mhtsjrx
SFW-It's variable and well within acceptable norms.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:17 PM (/4AZU)
I blame Brazil.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:16 PM (KG0mU)
******
I thought they were the hardwood with landing strip Country. No?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 10:18 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: John Boehner
Scott's has a summer feed and bug kill mix. Might be worthwhile.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 10:18 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 10:18 PM (TDMVi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 10:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 10:18 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: The Attention Hat at April 24, 2015 10:19 PM (0Ew3K)
I was surprised at how low Colorado's use was, aaaand then I realized I was looking at Utah.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2015 10:19 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:06
No problem. A very good one.
What you getting for a mower?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:19 PM (o4Q38)
Nice ONT M....
I've missed poking my head in on the weekend ONTs and hope you and your are well.
Fair Winds,
Sven
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:19 PM (/4AZU)
50 posts and already headed for the gutter.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:19 PM (KG0mU)
Someone is getting their asses kicked.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 10:19 PM (F0Cog)
Sorry I asked.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:17 PM (KG0mU)
Honey, don't feel bad. Puddleglum posted a response. A vast majority of this place didn't know his NHL preference. Heck, a vast majority of this place probably doesn't care about the NHL.
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 10:19 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 10:17 PM (AVEe1)
Wait, you can blame your region? OK, two of the three best gins I've ever tasted were distilled in California. So what could I do?
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2015 10:19 PM (qyomX)
http://tinyurl.com/pbu3awv
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:16 PM (/4AZU)
Only the younger Iceman is gay, not his older self? Marvel is going to have to hide in a bunker once the SJW's piece this together along with the implications.
And so outing is cool I guess. (Pun not intended, but it fits so...)
&
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 24, 2015 10:19 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: Dean Winchester at April 24, 2015 10:19 PM (SEPai)
http://bit.ly/1GrJ4H7
.............
yeah.. my impression as well..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2015 10:20 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: dartist at April 24, 2015 10:20 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:20 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 10:20 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2015 10:21 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 10:10 PM (GEICT)
No wonder you like fat unattractive asses
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:21 PM (o4Q38)
Lite weights
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 10:21 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2015 10:21 PM (kGsA2)
"Heck, a vast majority of this place probably doesn't care about the NHL."
The NH what now?
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:21 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:22 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2015 10:22 PM (KCxzN)
I'm afraid we're losing "jaggoff". Damn shame.
Posted by: dartist at April 24, 2015 10:20 PM (ahBY0)
Once booted out of catechism class uttering that term
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:22 PM (o4Q38)
2. I want Chinese strippers at my funeral.
3. The monkey gave that kid a lesson in life: never piss off creatures with opposable thumbs and nothing to lose.
4. 'Evening, Horde.
Posted by: joncelli at April 24, 2015 10:22 PM (ENczY)
George R R Martin must be the most attractive man on the planet.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 10:22 PM (AVEe1)
I read as little as Lad10077 lets me get away with...
were marvel a SERIOUS SJW mecca they'd out Wolverine(which they can't at most he'd be Bi or Jean Grey is TG) or Iron Man(hey it's why he's a Misogynist asshole) but they won't...
I may or may not go see A-2 AoU b/c frankly an Ultron flick without the rise and fall of Hank Pym is sorta like a movie about Moses or Noah without God.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:22 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2015 10:22 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 10:22 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 24, 2015 10:22 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2015 10:22 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:23 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: J Lennon at April 24, 2015 10:23 PM (qW9du)
Lite weights
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 10:21 PM (4Mv1T)
Yay!!! TR is here
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:23 PM (o4Q38)
Proud to be a creature with opposable thumbs and nothing to lose
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:23 PM (KG0mU)
We got some pretty hard bargaining SOB's in Congress on our side, right? Right??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2015 10:07 PM (UpGcq)
Man, if only Harry Reid wasn't still Senate majority leader I bet Mitch would have been able to rein in some of this crap!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2015 10:23 PM (ftVQq)
playoffs by a long shot, and the latter was eliminated from the first
round of the playoffs in a sweep.
Hurts my heart that you didn't mention the Blackhawks or Bobby Hull even once yet.
Posted by: dartist at April 24, 2015 10:23 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:19 PM (o4Q3
I don't know yet. Something self propelled with a bag. My last one didn't have a bag and now that I've got a pool, I want the bag. Grass clippings in the pool is a pain in the ass.
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:24 PM (f8lRd)
WTF? That part of the population is what, .0000001%?
I don't know, I'm not in that population, but perhaps they might see a psychiatrist to figure it out instead of mutilating themselves.
Disappointed that Megyn buys this BS. She used to seem sane.
Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2015 10:24 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 10:24 PM (F0Cog)
Lad looks hungry and vital...
Hope all is well w/y'all...
and now my head is a lead balloon
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:24 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 24, 2015 10:24 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 24, 2015 10:24 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 10:24 PM (ndFdK)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:25 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:21 PM (o4Q3
Before Cochran jumps in with "Mrs. Cochran, former Ravens Cheerleader", I'll post right here.
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 10:25 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015
I have a Troy Bilt with electric start. Mrs.MH can even mow. Husqvqrna makes a good one too
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:25 PM (o4Q38)
Moreover, what does that do mentally and emotionally to those same daughters?
I guess in this case, Bruce is going to finish what Kris and the rest of the Kardashian sluts haven't had time to do to royally screw up the younger ones.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 10:25 PM (PfWwQ)
I did not see more butt implants.
Avenge me!
Posted by: AoSHQ Paper Member in Good Standing at April 24, 2015 10:25 PM (G4aHK)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2015 10:25 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Mindy at April 24, 2015 10:25 PM (OYnFN)
Posted by: tbd at April 24, 2015 10:25 PM (eHRTo)
And that idiot is lucky that monkey didn't full apeshit on him...
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2015 10:26 PM (8HGb7)
The Oilers were never really any good at hockey, so at least expectations aren't high.
Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2015 10:26 PM (kGsA2)
I guess rap wasn't forced on society either.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 10:26 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 10:26 PM (ndFdK)
Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2015 10:24 PM (o/90i)
Didn't Ace say that Megan's credentialist traits are slowly coming to the fore?
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2015 10:26 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:26 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 10:26 PM (iQIUe)
One of these days buddy, we have a few things in common.
Posted by: dartist at April 24, 2015 10:26 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 10:24 PM (ndFdK)
Why do certain women want what I'm trying to get rid of?
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 10:27 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Gretzky at April 24, 2015 10:27 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:27 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:25 PM (o4Q3
I saw those on Lowes. Never heard of the brand. Honda motor.
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:27 PM (f8lRd)
Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2015 1
Born after Gretzky retired?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:27 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Monkey at April 24, 2015 10:27 PM (qW9du)
If we're talking news, I clicked around last night and realised very quickly that I was better off reading, well, anything else.
Like the Necronomicon.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 10:27 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2015 10:27 PM (Zu3d9)
So what are we drinking tonight? I've got Necromangocon.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 10:28 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:21 PM (o4Q3
Who said anything about fat or unattractive?
A nice big ass is a site to behold. And smack. And....well...you know...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 10:28 PM (GEICT)
Social Justice Whiners (SJW) are hereafter to be referred to as Fainting Couch Cows.
Twitter #FayCouCow - pronounced as fay cow cow
Terminology change applies to both genders and all alleged genders
Message - End
Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 24, 2015 10:28 PM (A9KzJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2015 10:28 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 24, 2015 10:28 PM (wWwKk)
They weren't that great at football either
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 10:28 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Mindy at April 24, 2015 10:28 PM (OYnFN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:29 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:29 PM (KG0mU)
A nice big ass is a site to behold. And smack. And....well...you know...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015
Big ass, such a subjective term.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:29 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 10:29 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2015 10:27 PM (Zu3d9)
It's really just a bucket with rainwater in it. A really big bucket.
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:29 PM (f8lRd)
Posted by: no good deed at April 24, 2015 10:29 PM (GgxVX)
Don't know about the mowers, but Husqvarna makes a darn good chainsaw!
In my expeience, Honda makes a solid easy starting lawn mower!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2015 10:30 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:29 PM (4MMvf)
You make it ok through these storms?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 24, 2015 10:30 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2015 10:26 PM (kGsA2)
Many moons ago I got into an argument with a guy who was convinced that the Oilers only won 4 Stanley Cups. I argued it was 5. After he couldn't take it anymore, he told me I was too mean-spirited and argumentative to have a man put up with me.
Poor Mr. Vendette.
1984, 85, 87, 88, 89, 90.
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 10:30 PM (TEpA2)
Or Kardashian?
Gawd!
They had their 15 minutes.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2015 10:28 PM (08Znv)
Because the courts and the Fainting Couch Cows will demand that you give not only a crap but a party and a cake to Jenner. And like it.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 10:30 PM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 24, 2015 10:28 PM (wWwKk)
Well, that's a relief!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2015 10:30 PM (ftVQq)
bruce just came out as a conservative republican
diane sawyer asked if he'd lobby boehner and mitch for trans rights. said sure.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 10:30 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:26 PM (/4AZU)
Given most of the election results I see come out of Ohio I'm going to go with the latter.
&
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 24, 2015 10:30 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 10:31 PM (TDMVi)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2015 10:31 PM (8HGb7)
OR REALLY REALLY STEAMY!
//Johnny "Flame On" Storm
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:31 PM (/4AZU)
diane sawyer asked if he'd lobby boehner and mitch for trans rights. said sure.
Riiiiight.... LOL...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 24, 2015 10:31 PM (Bn6aD)
I have always wondered about the utility of a pool in warm weather climes....
Swimming in tepid water is not my idea of nirvana.
At least it won't have lawn clippings in it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2015 10:31 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: no good deed at April 24, 2015 10:29 PM (GgxVX)
---
"...because I believe in the Constitution!"
That was the first thing he's said that really threw the interviewer for a loop.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 10:32 PM (KH1sk)
Amphibious Thing! that acting either part,
The trifling head, or the corrupted heart
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 10:32 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 10:32 PM (Wo9OY)
"When did big asses become a thing?"
Half the country has their heads up their asses. They might as well have a nice comfy cushion.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 10:32 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 10:31 PM (TDMVi)
marketing opportunity right there, the R's will fuck it up.......again
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 10:32 PM (ndFdK)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2015 10:31 PM (8HGb7)
Pineda was filthy tonight. What a pleasure to watch great pitching.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2015 10:32 PM (Zu3d9)
I would concur.
Hey CDR m, I'd suggest you get on Twatter and ask Speaker Boehner some lawn mower questions...
he has a video and everything.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:33 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 24, 2015 10:33 PM (V70Uh)
No kidding. Diane didn't take it very well.
Posted by: no good deed at April 24, 2015 10:33 PM (GgxVX)
diane sawyer asked if he'd lobby boehner and mitch for trans rights. said sure.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 10:30 PM (AkOaV)
He truly is delusional. Fancies himself a conservative republican, LOL.
How much do you think Hillary paid him to say that?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 10:33 PM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 10:33 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 24, 2015 10:33 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: SJWs at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (qW9du)
Oh yeah. Heard the 'nado sirens when I got home. It blew pretty good and knocked over a nice Oak across the road.
You?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: CDR M
----------------------------
Husqvarna has been around for years - used to make badass motocross bikes.
Ive had my Husky mower (Honda engine, from Lowe's) for a good three years. Starts on the first pull every time. Even this year - on last years gas.
Got it on the cheap in the middle of summer because it was a customer return. Brand spanking new, not a grass stain underneath. Look for those at your local HD & Lowes.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (oTxIB)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 10:26 PM (iQIUe)
Your not suggesting wanting to chop off your penis and being suicidal are somehow related?
We all know that trans-children commit suidice by bullies who bully by refusing to praise trans-children as being morally superior!
You transmisogynist, you!
Sh*tlords! You are all sh*tlords!!1!
Posted by: A Social Justice Warrior at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (f8lRd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:29 PM (o4Q3
actually it is a relative term, it is relative to waist and thighs. sort of like big boobs being relative to waist and neck and such.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (gsfK5)
Half the country has their heads up their asses. They might as well have a nice comfy cushion.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 10:32 PM (+XMAD)
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Mindy at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (OYnFN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (V70Uh)
Wilco. Hittin' Lowes in the morning. Gotta finish the backyard before the rain hits tomorrow night.
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (f8lRd)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (KG0mU)
Red Sonja starring Joanie Lauer(that way it's covered either way)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:27 PM (o4Q3
I meant Houston.
But not knowing about Edmonton makes it that much funnier!
Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (kGsA2)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2015 10:31 PM (8HGb7)
Look like the 1927 Yankees compared to the Brewers.
*sigh*
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (kivUY)
//Johnny "Flame On" Storm
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077"
Their theme song would be "Light My Fire" by The Doors.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: Uncle Frank, Home Alone 2 at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (Jha0o)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (gsfK5)
big boobs on a 300 pounder is sort of a given
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 10:36 PM (ndFdK)
If a special little snowflake can be anything yt wants to be, yt just as well be a sparkly gem.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8833
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2015 10:08 PM (0Ew3K)
Taking itself for granite?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2015 10:36 PM (wfUWX)
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (f8lRd)
Ms.Jenner Goes to Washington?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 10:36 PM (PfWwQ)
73 Lotsa drunks up North.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:23 PM (4MMvf)
Passes the time when it's 10 below and football season is over.
Posted by: joncelli at April 24, 2015 10:36 PM (ENczY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (4MMvf)
Yep. No issues here. Sky was really green, but nothing came of it. Heavy rain, thunder and lightning. Other than that, was a bust, which I'm ok with. Glad things are ok down your way.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 24, 2015 10:36 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:36 PM (gsfK5)
Here you go:
http://is.gd/l0Ryj5
Posted by: smaulz at April 24, 2015 10:36 PM (AbcTu)
Numbers that don't add up are dancing around in my head. Gotta go change the record.
Posted by: Adriane the Cynic ... at April 24, 2015 10:36 PM (nSOh+)
or say we're all repressed TGs...
I had a day on twatter...
if Gingy or WD drop by give 'em a hello...
I was like Tron against a New Deal evangelist
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:37 PM (/4AZU)
So my location is in the 30-40% drinkers. Based on the lines at the local watering hole, I call bullshit.
Also, five drinks once a month is binge drinking? Again, bullshit. I have five or more drinks four or five times per week.
But that's only because temporary bachelor. I'm about to go back to binge drinking only two days per week.
Seriously, two beers after work, share a bottle of wine with dinner and an Irish coffee is binge drinking? Did those fucking teetotalers at MADD come up with this crap?
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 10:37 PM (e+1S5)
Grampa Jimbo, that was meant for.
But Hi other grampa too if you're here.
Glad we got that all straightened out.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:37 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 10:27 PM (TEpA2)
I'm with you, Vendette. It's baffling.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 10:37 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 24, 2015 10:37 PM (Bn6aD)
http://tinyurl.com/nbvfduj
So the GOP has that going for it.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 24, 2015 10:37 PM (1CroS)
But not knowing about Edmonton makes it that much funnier!
Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (kGsA2)
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 10:37 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 10:37 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:37 PM (f8lRd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w59e20ijOpE
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 10:38 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 10:36 PM (ndFdK)
yeah, that's the thing who cares how big boobs are if resting on someones gut rolls.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:38 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Gretzky at April 24, 2015 10:38 PM (P7ulB)
BLAM!!
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2015 10:38 PM (8HGb7)
*or*
Some Like It Hot...
https://youtu.be/zgDbK4WCjMU
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:38 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Adriane the Cynic ... at April 24, 2015 10:38 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2015 10:08 PM (0Ew3K)
Taking itself for granite?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2015 10:36 PM (wfUWX)
LOL
Posted by: The Quartz Hat at April 24, 2015 10:39 PM (0Ew3K)
Bruce Jenner..just admitted to being a Republican too.
Posted by: no good deed
Big tent.
In my pants.
Posted by: Rich "I'm into that sort of thing" Lowry
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 24, 2015 10:39 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 10:37 PM (+XMAD)
pics?
right?
this needs pics I think
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 10:39 PM (ndFdK)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 10:37 PM (+XMAD)
Really. Every time I'm trying on jeans and can't zip them up, the first thing I think of is, gee, can I get my ass enlarged? I think it would look better.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 10:39 PM (PfWwQ)
Woohoo!
Btw, if you haven't, click the link in the nic and go listen to AtC and I blather.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)
OMG. I could totally see them doing that one.
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:39 PM (f8lRd)
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (f8lRd)
Ten Commandments given the latest spate of 'religious based films' Hollywood has been crapping out to try to mock Christians and fool them into going to.
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 24, 2015 10:40 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:40 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 24, 2015 10:40 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: smaulz at April 24, 2015 10:40 PM (AbcTu)
Does that include Tuesdays?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2015 10:40 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 24, 2015 10:40 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: smaulz
Ca. .... hiccup...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 24, 2015 10:41 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: smaulz at April 24, 2015 10:40 PM (AbcTu)
Heh. A live updating map.
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:41 PM (f8lRd)
Posted by: Vinncent Hannah at April 24, 2015 10:41 PM (qW9du)
them up, the first thing I think of is, gee, can I get my ass enlarged?
I think it would look better.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 10:39 PM (PfWwQ)
Go to a store to buy jeans:
"I feel like a sausage casing."
"It's the style!"
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 10:41 PM (TEpA2)
and sadly once seen in the mind's eye not easily unseen...
I'm now wondering if Rogue from X-men 1 is TG...
Thank you Hollywood and Marv SJWs...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:41 PM (/4AZU)
I was like Tron against a New Deal evangelist
Posted by: Sven S Blade
Will do. Rest easy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 10:42 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:42 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 24, 2015 10:42 PM (1GbVh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:34 PM (4MMvf)
Good cookin' wood. Better grab ya some when they cut it up.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 10:42 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Reggie Love at April 24, 2015 10:42 PM (eHRTo)
I'm pretty sure I've heard "fractured" used as slang in my lifetime.
And that idiot is lucky that monkey didn't full apeshit on him...
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2015 10:26 PM (8HGb7)
And I, myself, have used "dingus" in it's original sense of usage. Much more dignified than "thingy".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2015 10:42 PM (wfUWX)
We're talkin' some ckufin' muscle.
Alright alright alright.
Posted by: Wooderson at April 24, 2015 10:42 PM (G4aHK)
On the other hand, Tony Stark is pretty much responsible for everything else that goes wrong in the Marvelverse, what's a little Ultron?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 24, 2015 10:43 PM (XO6WW)
Ditto. Still getting requests for jam.
Anytime soon?
Hm. Let me check apricot prices and gimme another month or two to get my shit together. Lots of stuff going on at the moment, but I'll try to kick out a batch or two before my summer vaca. I'll get it done for ya.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 24, 2015 10:43 PM (q20+R)
Does that include Tuesdays?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2015 10:40 PM (KCxzN)
*chugs fifth of Val-U-Rite*
Lite-weights.
Posted by: The Ethanolicious Hat at April 24, 2015 10:43 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: smaulz at April 24, 2015 10:43 PM (AbcTu)
Piker. You have to apply yourself. Make a hand.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:43 PM (4MMvf)
However, I just don't feel comfortable about it in mixed company.
Here, let me take them off.
Ahh OK. Better.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:44 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 10:44 PM (F0Cog)
1. I'm Batman.
2. No, I'm Sparticus.
3. Sure I'll dance for a kibble, but first you will blow me.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 24, 2015 10:44 PM (famYS)
Five drinks at a time? How do you hold five drinks at a time??
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 10:44 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:44 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: B Jenner at April 24, 2015 10:45 PM (qW9du)
*sigh*
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 24, 2015 10:35 PM (Lqb+9)
Talking about big asses - Garza, the pitcher, was on second tonight and tried to steal third - with Yadier Molina behind home plate. Brilliant.
I haven't seen such bad baserunning since I watched a Little League game where the 6 year old on third base was so excited when the batter got a base hit that he ran -to second instead of home.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 10:45 PM (+XMAD)
How did we in America fall behind China in the Funeral Stripper industry?
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 24, 2015 10:45 PM (KlVdw)
5 beers is nothing, barely a buzz.
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 10:45 PM (ndFdK)
Posted by: Rapey Tuesday at April 24, 2015 10:45 PM (G4aHK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:46 PM (gsfK5)
And yes, it's a black thing--brought to the mainstream by hip-hp and rap...
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2015 10:46 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at April 24, 2015 10:46 PM (m9V0o)
shit together. Lots of stuff going on at the moment, but I'll try to
kick out a batch or two before my summer vaca. I'll get it done for
I'm just sayin'. You're the Walt White of jams. Lot's of waiting customers. Jonesing for a jam fix.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: joncelli at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (ENczY)
This man gets it. Ever had this conversation:
Dude, grab me a beer while you're up.
Ummmm...sorry, man, we're out.
Dafuq? Didn't we buy a case like two hours ago?
Well, it was more like three, but yeah.
Ok, I'll drive.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (KCxzN)
"I feel like a sausage casing."
"It's the style!"
Posted by: Vendette
****
Now you know why Jenner is getting his hoo-ha turned inside out. Modern jeans didn't fit.
I choose to suffer in silence.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (gsfK5)
Correct, which means they are leaving probably the most adult of the early era storylines on the floor....
yes they can have everyone be gay, but they can't cope with a deeply flawed, yet totally selfless in crisis man's rise, fall, and run to the middle equilibrium of redemption....
it's kind of sad IMHO b/c technology would finally allow them to run tyhe full slate of Pym's power in FX w/out looking stupid.
Well Ant-Man is always stupid, but Pym was a mentally unstable guy even in the classic tellings and THAT *is* the cause of Ultron's insanity.
Ant-Man, Giant-Man, Goliath and then finally Yellow Jacket and then "Pym."
He aided Reed Richards on the development of unstable molecules(why their costumes don't go WHEE) and mastered shrinking/growth but couldn't master the darker angels of his nature....
compelling shit...let's focus instead on Black Widow(always a slut) being called a slut.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:48 PM (/4AZU)
I choose to suffer in silence.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (F0Cog)
I wear men's jeans if I have to.
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 10:48 PM (TEpA2)
Woo-hoo?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 10:48 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2015 10:48 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
Blue jam?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 10:48 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Gretzky at April 24, 2015 10:49 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: smaulz at April 24, 2015 10:49 PM (AbcTu)
This man gets it. Ever had this conversation:
Dude, grab me a beer while you're up.
Ummmm...sorry, man, we're out.
Dafuq? Didn't we buy a case like two hours ago?
Well, it was more like three, but yeah.
Ok, I'll drive.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (e+1S5)
heh.
exactly. on friday and saturday night in college we wold head off to the liquor store and get a case, each.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:49 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT)
Y'all have a good evening.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:49 PM (/4AZU)
At the end of his coming out as a tranny interview, he came out as a Republican. It's a twist!!
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 10:49 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 10:49 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Actinide at April 24, 2015 10:50 PM (ZPE8M)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 24, 2015 10:43 PM (XO6WW)
Oh no, the Ultimates version of Cap would have the SJW's trying to create safe zones in theater lobbies. I can't see Whedon even wanting to touch anything related to that version because of it.
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 24, 2015 10:50 PM (Lqb+9)
My M-i-l is my jam supplier for now, but it's good to know that DG makes good jam too. Once my loquat tree takes off I'm going to need someone to make jam from it (although I just got a recipe for loquat ice cream that looks pretty good too).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2015 10:50 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 24, 2015 10:50 PM (eHRTo)
Authoritarian Personality. Everyone here should be psychoanalyzed.
Posted by: Theodor W. Adorno at April 24, 2015 10:50 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2015 10:50 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Country Singer"
Got some big black walnut trees to harvest on some property my family is selling. New owner has no use for them, so I plan on selling the wood.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 10:50 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 10:50 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Barky, the imtimadator at April 24, 2015 10:50 PM (ndFdK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:51 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Vendette
****
And us men just have to deal. Damn the female patriarchy!!! Or something like that.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 10:51 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 24, 2015 10:51 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (4MMvf)
Imma hafta get me a motorhome and find a desert.
Do you have any leftover empty jars/rings I can reuse? That way I can clean and resterilize them and y'all can have it cheaper than me having to use new equipment.
I'll do my best for ya. Things are just tough at the current moment with my son coming to visit and my FIL in hospital
Do you want just one batch (10-12 jars) or more? I can probably bust that out for you in the next month?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 24, 2015 10:51 PM (q20+R)
So he's just fine in Moo Moo's book.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 10:51 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Hanoverfist
"Heya, I'ya notice dis' here dish is empty. WHAT GIVES?"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 10:52 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: Vendette
women should wear mens jeans, kinda has a tom boy look. when I was in high school all the girls were wearing mens jeans.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:52 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (gsfK5)
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I just assume the Horde is "pro" bangin' green alien chicas/horny Andorians.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 10:52 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Meghan McCain, not needing implants at April 24, 2015 10:52 PM (Q/rld)
It exists, and has better sense than to have anything to do with us.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at April 24, 2015 10:52 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Darth Randall
Well, obviously there's a chink in our armor.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 24, 2015 10:52 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 24, 2015 10:53 PM (Dwehj)
WE want Stan! WE want Stan!! We WANT STAN!!!
And a Jelly doughnut.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 24, 2015 10:53 PM (Vyg9x)
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 10:53 PM (TEpA2)
so... he's Bruce Willis?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 10:53 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 10:53 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (gsfK5)
Yes, aliens have visited the HQ, found it to be too weird for words, and decided that invading an entire planet full of such creatures would be disastrous. They fled for their lives and put Earth off limits. I could tell you how I know this but then I would have to kill you.
Posted by: joncelli at April 24, 2015 10:54 PM (ENczY)
Andorians? They invented blue balls.
Blue everything else, too, to be honest.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2015 10:54 PM (UVfht)
There's NOTHING wrong w/banging Andorians...
http://tinyurl.com/pxjrjaa
Sven<----Gravatar Pic
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:54 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
****
And maybe even a little tribble love after lots of alcohol...and many rejections by women.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 10:54 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:48 PM (/4AZU)
You haven't seen the latest then, the people on Twitter throwing a fit because Black Widow has been left out of almost all of the toys for the film.
I kind of agree, if they are going to make toys of that stupid Hawkeye costume they could at least do Black Widow as well.
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 24, 2015 10:54 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: joncelli at April 24, 2015 10:54 PM (ENczY)
You'll make a killing selling it as lumber to woodworking hobbyists.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 10:55 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 10:55 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 10:55 PM (ndFdK)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at April 24, 2015 10:55 PM (cjgnX)
Speaking as a non-member, yes, we should have one. The answer is Alien Invasion Defense System.
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Idiot Emeritus at April 24, 2015 10:55 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: joncelli
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords, if they bring good beer and aren't like Democrats.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 24, 2015 10:56 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2015
Yeah, until the kids get that chore
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:56 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (gsfK5)
---------
I just assume the Horde is "pro" bangin' green alien chicas/horny Andorians.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 10:52 PM (KH1sk)
I assume aliens visiting a moron meet up would be force fed booze and be violated by one or both sexes and would serve as the casus belli for invasion by aliens.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:56 PM (gsfK5)
Isn't he/she the highest paid "female" CEO? And still married to his wife? And he has a robot of her?
Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2015 10:56 PM (kGsA2)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at April 24, 2015 10:55 PM (cjgnX)
*****
So, around 2006?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 10:56 PM (cIoI4)
Chapter 2: Taxes (Can you ever earn in a lifetime the amount I pay in one year? No. No you can't.)
Chapter 3: Mild Concern Trolling and You: One Man's Anthology
Posted by: The Book of Moo Moo at April 24, 2015 10:56 PM (G4aHK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:47 PM (gsfK5)
They've been here. They looked around, said "What a bunch of friggin' retards these humans are. Let's come back after they've all killed each other due to stupidity. Some nice real estate around here, but not worth the trouble right now."
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 10:56 PM (+XMAD)
Don't worry about the jars. I'll supply. At least the same batch as last time.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 10:56 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Then this...Horde is ok in my book.
Posted by: James T Kirk...Starship Enterprise at April 24, 2015 10:56 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 10:56 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 10:51 PM (+XMAD)
Wait... Bruce Jenner is Mr. Moo Moo?
Posted by: The Cis-Hat at April 24, 2015 10:57 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: dartist at April 24, 2015 10:23 PM (ahBY0)
There may be a photo taken by my father of Bobby Hull (father of the banana blade) when he was a a Jet.
I own a poster that has Stan Mikita on one side and Dale Hawerchuk on the other.
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 10:57 PM (TEpA2)
.@LogCabinGOP issues statement supporting Bruce Jenner as a transgender Republican pic.twitter.com/cOXn602oTW
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 10:57 PM (ZPrif)
Goddamn right you should.
>>>exactly. on friday and saturday night in college we wold head off to the liquor store and get a case, each.
Yep. Local store had 2 12-packs of PBR for $9.49 after tax. Less than twenty bucks, I could drink all weekend.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 10:57 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 24, 2015 10:57 PM (q20+R)
I saw a litle on it, I got RT'd by Ewok 6 himself for flaming Marcotte a bit...
wait one...
10h:
.@BecketAdams @LiquidFlorian That awkward moment when the person in the a**less chaps ball gag realizes it was a formal. @AmandaMarcotte
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 10:57 PM (/4AZU)
CLASSIC TV MOMENT: Diane Sawyer accepts the transsexual, but shocked he's Republican/conservative!!
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 10:57 PM (ZPrif)
I think we've had the discussion on the first question, but have generally agreed on "no" for the latter two.
That Hitler Olympic broadcast is now almost 80 lightyears away from us; so, the volume of space in which aliens could hear us has gotten pretty large.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 10:58 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Vendette
Long hair in pony tail with ball cap on?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:58 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Country Singer"
Yeah, I saw some of the prices people were selling it for and said "Damned if I'm going to let them knock over those trees with a bulldozer and waste them."
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 10:58 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
Not if we do a good job of it. Nudge, nudge.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 10:58 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: eman at April 24, 2015 10:59 PM (MQEz6)
Woohoo!
Btw, if you haven't, click the link in the nic and go listen to AtC and I blather.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 10:39 PM
Yeah, guess I'm binge drinking also. Off to listen to your link, you guys make me smile.
Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2015 10:59 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 10:59 PM (gsfK5)
I just assume the Horde is "pro" bangin' green alien chicas/horny Andorians.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 10:52 PM (KH1sk)
Chicos/chicas.......don't matter when it's Arcturian.
Posted by: Private Frost at April 24, 2015 10:59 PM (ynQIy)
The twist ending of being a proud conservative Republican is genius.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 10:59 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 10:57 PM (e+1S5)
fucking bastard.
Are you in with me?
Who else is?
I'm feeling the need for a toast. Haven't done one in a while.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 10:59 PM (GEICT)
#BruceJenner: "I'm not saying goodbye to me. This has ALWAYS been me."
https://youtu.be/suzwaW_SqtU?t=2m19s
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 24, 2015 11:00 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
From what I've heard, all of our radio and television signals fade into the background radiation about 1 lightyear out.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 11:00 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: Country Singer"
is there any double entendre in there?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:00 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Country Singer"
is there any double entendre in there?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:00 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Brucine at April 24, 2015 11:00 PM (qW9du)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:00 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 24, 2015 11:00 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 10:57 PM (ZPrif)
Next question for the GOP presidential candidates...
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 11:00 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 24, 2015 11:01 PM (ZPrif)
May, after apricots come in season. Sounds like we're in tall cotton."
All right. You got my addy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 11:01 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 24, 2015 11:01 PM (famYS)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:02 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 11:02 PM (ndFdK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 10:58 PM (o4Q3
Nope.
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 11:02 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 24, 2015 11:02 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 11:03 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: yankeefifth
---
We'd become the intergalactic Vegas and the star chart would look like that binge drinking map, with Earth a DEEP purple blotch of sextacular awesomeness.
Earth to Andoria. Come in, Andoria.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:03 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 11:03 PM (AVEe1)
I need someone with wood turning/working skills to make lots of beautiful things from your trees to sell in my shop. So Horde, who has skills and wants to make a bunch of looms, swifts, bobbins, and such?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2015 11:03 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:03 PM (o4Q38)
313 That Hitler Olympic broadcast is now almost 80 lightyears away from us; so, the volume of space in which aliens could hear us has gotten pretty large.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
From what I've heard, all of our radio and television signals fade into the background radiation about 1 lightyear out.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 11:00 PM (Q/rld)
Obviously, the Aliens are monitoring the subspace resonance flux of our EM signals
Der.
Posted by: eman at April 24, 2015 11:04 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:04 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:03 PM (o4Q3
Go Wild over Mama Vendette's hometown???
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 11:04 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: ensign checkov at April 24, 2015 11:04 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015 11:04 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:04 PM (KH1sk)
Der.
Posted by: eman
Downside: all the aliens are named 'Wesley Crusher.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 11:05 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:00 PM (gsfK5)
Nope, just differentiating it from my prior remark about cooking with oak.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 11:05 PM (nL0sw)
It would be hilarious if aliens arrived and it turned out they were devoutly religious.
Imagine them addressing Congress with Dawkins and Tyson doing the TV commentary and beginning with "All praise to God, the Creator of us all!"
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:05 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:05 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Do aliens have mattresses? And do they have to physically carry them or do they have some sort of levitation technology?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 11:05 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 11:05 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2015 11:05 PM (hRV3r)
Posted by: buzzion at April 24, 2015 11:06 PM (zt+N6)
https://youtu.be/suzwaW_SqtU?t=2m19s
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 24, 2015 11:00 PM (kdS6q)
...give or take a penis...
Posted by: The Cis-Hat at April 24, 2015 11:06 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 11:01 PM (4MMvf)
I do. We figure we'll pump out a few batches before late June when I leave for PA if we're lucky. Will keep you up to date. Tell me exactly how much you need.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 24, 2015 11:06 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:06 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: eman at April 24, 2015 11:06 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 11:04 PM (TEpA2)
They do look better tonight
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:06 PM (o4Q38)
Earth to Andoria. Come in, Andoria.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
****
One time in the Krandor sector, I got my antenna's tweaked like you would not believe.
Pffft. If you haven't been to earth, you have not experienced anything!
Posted by: Two Aliens Talking at April 24, 2015 11:06 PM (F0Cog)
Toast.....
Croi follain agus gob fliuch.
"A healthy heart and a wet mouth!"
Slainte!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:06 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015 11:06 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2015 10:06 PM (TDMVi)
Big assholes need the camouflage.
Posted by: jwpaine at April 24, 2015 11:07 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 11:07 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 11:05 PM (Q/rld)
is there a joke about the mattress girl of columbia in there?
fwiw, if I had seen a girl carrying a mattress everywhere when I was in college I would have assumed she was easy, not protesting.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:07 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: EC at April 24, 2015 11:07 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:07 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: zeera at April 24, 2015 11:07 PM (/nRA7)
It would be hilarious if aliens arrived and it turned out they were devoutly religious.
Imagine them addressing Congress with Dawkins and Tyson doing the TV commentary and beginning with "All praise to God, the Creator of us all!"
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:05 PM (+XMAD)
And that global warming shit. We've been toying with you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:08 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 11:02 PM
Really? He had a uniboob?
Biggest complaint about sports bras, along with trying to put them on over your head.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 11:08 PM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 11:08 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (OsWis)
implant thing is that huge FIRM asses are the latest thing, not huge ,
droopy butts that look like two bulldogs fighting it out in a pillow
case. In fact, I think the implants are designed to firm-up those
asses--it's not like a skinny, stick-figure is going to get a huge
implant.
And yes, it's a black thing--brought to the mainstream by hip-hp and rap...
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2015 10:46 PM (8HGb7)
And who wouldn't want to emulate a demographic characterized by crime, welfare, and shitty academic and economic performance?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Gretzky at April 24, 2015 10:49 PM (P7ulB)
********************
Lynn Conway?
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 24, 2015 10:11 PM (KG0mU)
That's tits!
Posted by: jwpaine at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: zeera at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (/nRA7)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (MDgS8)
If by "hilarious" you mean "terrifying".
"Our moon god [swt] has commanded us to rule over His creation. It is by the guidance of His Prophet [saw] that we have arrived here"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (AVEe1)
I'm just gonna go ahead this was intended to be as dirty as the way I heard it.
Slainte!
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (e+1S5)
Isn't that the point of them?
Posted by: EC at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Supposed to be. I clearly failed.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 11:10 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 24, 2015 11:10 PM (OFkLn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 11:10 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: buzzion at April 24, 2015 11:10 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 24, 2015 11:05 PM (Q/rld)
Reminds me of the end of that SNL skit with Kirstie Alley (back around Cheers/Star Trek 2 time) about the people not learning anything when visited by the alien women with mattresses for backs.
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 24, 2015 11:10 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:10 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Vendette
Long hair in pony tail with ball cap on?
pics?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2015 11:10 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:10 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:10 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (R5HRU)
Shit. Gimme a few and I'll be ready for another.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:11 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at April 24, 2015 11:11 PM (cJ1t+)
I would figure "self-loathing and crazy".
I have a nose for that. I'm not good at grifter-dar but I can definitely smell crazy, and poo-stained mattress. Maybe mostly poo-stained mattress.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 11:11 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2015 11:11 PM (+4uXG)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 10:58 PM (AVEe1)
"Pretty large"??? You are looking through the wrong end of the telescope.
The Milky Way is approximately 120,000 light years in diameter. If you were able to project a map of it on a wall in a large room, you still wouldn't even be able to see this tiny little 160 ly sphere of space.
I'm just estimating, but in that volume of space you probably don't have more than 1,000 stars, out of 100 to 400 BILLION stars in the galaxy.
Posted by: A. Guy at April 24, 2015 11:12 PM (nyHxK)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015 11:12 PM (R5HRU)
I get that.
But, dude, why skimp?
Get an outstanding, traffic-stopping rack.
It's worth the extra cash to get your vertebrae reinforced at the same time, I have heard.
Posted by: eman at April 24, 2015 11:12 PM (MQEz6)
make lots of beautiful things from your trees to sell in my shop. So
Horde, who has skills and wants to make a bunch of looms, swifts,
bobbins, and such?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette"
Would need to get it from WNC to wherever. Lot's of good woodworkers around these parts though. My brother wants one piece to turn into the top for his new bar.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:12 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015 11:12 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015 11:12 PM (R5HRU)
I hate this keyboard.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 10:55 PM (MDgS
Extraterrestrial Life. Right there on the newsstand next to Interplanetary Geographic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2015 11:13 PM (wfUWX)
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 11:13 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 11:08 PM (PfWwQ)
my experience is that that is easier if you ask her to take the bra off first.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:13 PM (gsfK5)
This had to be an air mattress, I assume. Because if she's carrying around a Sealy Posturepedic, she's got arms like Bruce Jenner in the '70's and ain't nobody raping her ass.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:13 PM (+XMAD)
LeBron?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 11:13 PM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 11:13 PM (ndFdK)
Posted by: admiral marcus at April 24, 2015 11:14 PM (0u/CC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 11:14 PM (4MMvf)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 24, 2015 11:14 PM (q20+R)
Raw. Muscle. Power. Glutes.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 11:14 PM (AVEe1)
People are taking this in a good way for the Tranny cause. Comment has gotten 3 likes and one friend request. There is absolutely no sense of humor or self awareness here.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 11:15 PM (3F6F8)
This had to be an air mattress, I assume. Because if she's carrying around a Sealy Posturepedic, she's got arms like Bruce Jenner in the '70's and ain't nobody raping her ass.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:13 PM (+XMAD)
It's a twin mattress or something really small.
Posted by: EC at April 24, 2015 11:15 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:13 PM (gsfK5)
LOL, I applaud you!
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 11:15 PM (PfWwQ)
"For all intents and purposes, I am a woman." #BruceJenner
Who's bitch is this?
Posted by: The Y Chromosome
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 24, 2015 11:15 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 11:15 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:13 PM (+XMAD)
in one of the stories in the earlier post referring to the law suit, someone said her mattress weighed 50 pounds. I was wondering if she had lightened it somewhere along the way.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:15 PM (gsfK5)
One is married and raising a family in BFE with dogs and chickens and God knows what else. The other is an assistant manager at Supercuts.
So they went and did their own thing, and they're happy and somewhat sane.
At least I don't have to face friends who know that my kid likes it in the ass and is a straight-up lunatic.
Every little blessing helps.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:15 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 24, 2015 11:10 PM (4MMvf)
Ok, story time. Stick with me.
I played baseball all the way through college. Scholarship. I was pretty good. Fortunate enough to be an All American my senior year and got a lot of local press in the paper.
Big front sports page article.
Next game I start, my then fiancé now wife is obv at the game. She's sitting with several of the other WAGs. Suddenly, she and a friend notice that the two girls in front of them are talking about me.
They're arguing about who's going to land me, who's going to fuck me that night.
"Well I've got the bigger tits. I bet he likes my tits better."
"Yeah, well, you know I've got the better ass. I bet he goes for my ass over your tits."
And it gets more "descriptive" from there.
My wife is kind of laughing. Finally another WAG leans over, "Excuse me, did you actually read the entire article that was in the paper?"
*dismissive* "Well, no."
"Ok. Cause if you had, you would know that he's engaged. To her." *points to my wife*
*wife wiggles fingers hello* *which includes 2 carat engagement ring*
"Hi. If you must know....he's an ass man."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at April 24, 2015 11:07 PM (cJ1t
Oh. I'm apparently a Bruce Jenner and Reggie away from a SJW full house.
But on the other hand I can use &.
Yeah it doesn't make up for it really.
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 24, 2015 11:16 PM (Lqb+9)
Interplanetary Life would be a hard vacuum.
Maybe with some complex molecules.
Maybe complex enough for proto life.....
Just sayin.....
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 11:16 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015 11:16 PM (R5HRU)
I just assume the Horde is "pro" bangin' green alien chicas/horny Andorians.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Is that not what man has dreamed since he first looked up at the stars?
Posted by: Serena at April 24, 2015 11:17 PM (78Ppj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2015 11:17 PM (+4uXG)
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 11:17 PM (TEpA2)
Go Wild.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015
^^^this^^^
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:17 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: EC"
One one of those real cheap foam mattresses.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:17 PM (Wo9OY)
.....................
A martini? I don't want to admit I have a problem but I am willing to take lessons. 1 Martini? It would sure make walking the dog 5 miles in the morning a lot more tolerable.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 24, 2015 11:17 PM (OFkLn)
Posted by: EC at April 24, 2015 11:17 PM (cJ1t+)
If I were to suggest that she should swing by my safe space with her mattress for a couple of drinks would that be bad form?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:18 PM (gsfK5)
*slow clap*
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015 11:18 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at April 24, 2015 11:18 PM (ndFdK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:19 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: James T KIrk at April 24, 2015 11:19 PM (F0Cog)
He says this to himself hundreds of times a day.
And no Bruce, you are not a woman for the purpose of birthing a baby or intending to rock a miniskirt.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 11:19 PM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2015 11:05 PM
That was my thought earlier. If they want to prove there was no bribery then show when a big donor did NOT get favors.
So far I've heard no evidence of that, go figure. All they have to do to make her look clean is produce something like that.
Good luck w/ that.
Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2015 11:19 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:19 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (R5HRU)
Shit. Gimme a few and I'll be ready for another.
My turn.
May you have a long life, and a merry one
A quick death, and an easy one,
A pretty girl, and an honest one,
A cold pint, and another one!
Slainte!
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 11:20 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:20 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 11:13 PM (TEpA2)
*****
Replace the short screws with some with the same thread pattern but about 3/4" longer.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 11:20 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:20 PM (Wo9OY)
May you have a long life, and a merry one
A quick death, and an easy one,
A pretty girl, and an honest one,
A cold pint, and another one!
Nice.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2015 11:21 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 24, 2015 11:19 PM (PfWwQ)
He couldn't even rock a burka
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:21 PM (o4Q38)
So this chick's parents are shrinks, huh?
Explains a lot right there.
Jenner is just a tragedy being written by the media in real time.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:22 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:22 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2015 11:22 PM (+4uXG)
Well done!
do dheagh slàinte!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:22 PM (GEICT)
I suspect that shipping costs to Houston would be a problem. Ah well, it would have been cool to make it a Horde-sourced endeavor.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2015 11:22 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:22 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 11:09 PM (AVEe1)
Somehow the prospect of super advanced alien Muslims never occurred to me. Because "super advanced" and "Muslims" in the same sentence do not go together.
And that global warming shit. We've been toying with you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:08 PM (o4Q3
Oh, that would be great too.
I've noticed that lefty scientists who get excited over the prospect of aliens visiting somehow think that the aliens are going to be just like them: secular liberals that they'll be able to relate to immediately, like long-lost cousins. Because lefty scientists can't conceive of a higher form of life than themselves.
I'm sure Nye and Tyson picture themselves sitting around with creatures with purple scales and 17 eyes laughing about silly Christianist Republicans.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:23 PM (+XMAD)
..................
It's all in what they make it. Both my girls had free rides courtesy of mom and dad. Number one messed up her first year and was on her own. Put herself thru a 2 year college and now make more than I did 5 yrs ago as a nurse ( shes a paralegal) . Number 2 is still on the gravy train ( college paid living at home) however has worked at DQ for the last 6 years and has more money banked than any kid I know. She has 2 years left in business school and is about to go 50/50 on a new business with her old boss. I was long and windy there but if a kid puts their mind to it they can make it happen
Posted by: Molly k. at April 24, 2015 11:23 PM (OFkLn)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 24, 2015 11:23 PM (kivUY)
problem. Ah well, it would have been cool to make it a Horde-sourced
endeavor.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette"
If I was going to see my brother in Houston, I could just load it up on top of the SUV.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:24 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 24, 2015 11:25 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:20 PM (Wo9OY)
*****
Ummm...Good luck with this....
*Waves at SMFH*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 11:25 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 24, 2015 11:25 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:25 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Vendette
It sounds like the frame has shifting if it fit before. Hanging doors isn't amateur-friendly. I'd hire a handyman who knows what he's doing, aka actual framer/carpenter.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 11:25 PM (KhFZp)
Well played.
But, Muldoon is gonna be pissed when he hears there's a pun-tress stepping on his turf.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 11:25 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:26 PM (Wo9OY)
problem. Ah well, it would have been cool to make it a Horde-sourced
endeavor.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette"
If I was going to see my brother in Houston, I could just load it up on top of the SUV.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:24 PM (Wo9OY)
maybe you could ship it via some sort of horde express and have it relayed every 50 miles, or leagues, by one moron to another to keep everything cool and fresh.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:27 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:23 PM (+XMAD)
Presented, because well it needs to be presented.
http://tinyurl.com/nvk5yty
Posted by: buzzion at April 24, 2015 11:27 PM (zt+N6)
so is jenner doing all this so he can win the decathalon again and get another turn on the wheaties box?
Posted by: yankeefifth
In an astounding coincidence:
USA TODAY Life
E! just announced an 8-part (untitled) documentary series starting in July about #BruceJenners 'new normal'.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 24, 2015 11:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: A. Guy at April 24, 2015 11:12 PM (nyHxK)
Word.
Posted by: Galactus at April 24, 2015 11:27 PM (0Ew3K)
Well played Bruce.
Posted by: James T KIrk at April 24, 2015 11:28 PM (F0Cog)
So, with the big butts thing, does that mean that when they ask "Does
this make my butt look big?", they want us to say YES now?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:20 PM (Wo9OY)
"Darling, it looks fantastic. And you know what I want, because you have it."
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 11:29 PM (TEpA2)
It's almost a tradition in my family that the females get the fuck away from home by the age of 18.
I chose the Army as my escape vehicle.
My girls chose different paths.
Their's were easier...lol.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:29 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:30 PM (OsWis)
so is jenner doing all this so he can win the decathalon again and get another turn on the wheaties box?
Posted by: yankeefifth
..................
Give it a few years and they WILL give medals to transsexual septuagenarians.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 24, 2015 11:30 PM (OFkLn)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Selling paintings at your shop? I have some landscapes IMHO that are just as good as the stuff rdbrewer posts. Granted im still alive
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:30 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: James T Kirk at April 24, 2015 11:31 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2015 11:31 PM (GDulk)
Hey, there's an idea: the RadFem Olympics!
Imagine all these women running around a track carrying mattresses.
Instead of medals, which are sexist and elitist because they imply someone is "faster" than another, everyone gets a participation prize - necklaces strung with the balls of liberal pajama boyz. They'd look rather like pearl necklaces.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:31 PM (+XMAD)
"Darling, it looks fantastic. And you know what I want, because you have it."
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 11:29 PM (TEpA2)
You work in Washington? ;D
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:32 PM (o4Q38)
Imagine all these women running around a track carrying mattresses.
Instead of medals, which are sexist and elitist because they imply someone is "faster" than another, everyone gets a participation prize - necklaces strung with the balls of liberal pajama boyz. They'd look rather like pearl necklaces.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands)
****
Different colored anal beads as prizes.
Posted by: James T Kirk at April 24, 2015 11:33 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:31 PM (+XMAD)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2015 11:34 PM (nL0sw)
It's almost a tradition in my family that the females get the fuck away from home by the age of 18.
...............
Don't tell anyone but my parents gave me luggage when I graduated at 17. I packed it and they smiled and waved as I hauled it to my car!!
Posted by: Molly k. at April 24, 2015 11:34 PM (OFkLn)
**drinking montage to "Eye of the Tiger" commences**
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:34 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2015 11:35 PM (o/90i)
**drinking montage to "Eye of the Tiger" commences**
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:34 PM (KH1sk)
You'll be fine.
What are you drinking?
PS - Soooooo looking forward to seeing you folks again.
ALTHOUGH, at last count we only had mid 20s signed up to attend. Where the fuck you people at??? Let's go!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2015 11:31 PM (GDulk)
if you do a pony express / horde express and it goes through ny I will take a leg or two.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:36 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
****
Early on, throws up while climbing first few stairs at park...
Later, makes it to top then pukes...
Posted by: James T Kirk at April 24, 2015 11:36 PM (F0Cog)
I do want to do web sales that could have a larger focus though, so I may be able to help in the future at least.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2015 11:36 PM (GDulk)
Damn don't work too hard tomorrow
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:36 PM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Null at April 24, 2015 11:37 PM (xjpRj)
Imagine all these women running around a track carrying mattresses.
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands"
Like that scene in "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka" with the dudes running the 100 yard dash with TV sets on their shoulders and Doberman's chasing 'em?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:37 PM (Wo9OY)
Later, makes it to top then pukes...
Posted by: James T Kirk at April 24, 2015 11:36 PM (F0Cog)
---
So, "A" School all over again.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:37 PM (KH1sk)
Half a bottle of vodka by 2330 is not a bad effort.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 11:37 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:37 PM (o4Q38)
These "women" aren't.
They're little girls trapped in somewhat grown bodies that have been raised on lies.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:37 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:37 PM (+XMAD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBL5DHQLzp0
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2015 11:38 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2015 11:38 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 24, 2015 11:38 PM (T1005)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:39 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:32 PM (o4Q3
"Fake it out, fake, fake, fake, fake it out"
Posted by: Taylor Swift at April 24, 2015 11:39 PM (TEpA2)
Just 'cause I'm halfway through a fifth of Chivas doesn't make me a binge drinker.
Just an expensive one.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 11:39 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:37 PM (Wo9OY)
I didn't see that, but it sounds pretty good.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:39 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: EC at April 24, 2015 11:39 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:40 PM (+XMAD)
483 OK, I'm back. What'd I miss?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2015 11:38 PM (KCxzN)
...................
Me babbling about pretty much nothing.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 24, 2015 11:40 PM (OFkLn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:35 PM (GEICT)
---l
I'm starting out slow with B. Nektar's Necromangocon mead ale. In a few days I'll work up to my wretched flavored vodkas you love so well.
I'm saving the speedbag work for the MoMee (tequila).
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:40 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:37 PM (Wo9OY)
I didn't see that, but it sounds pretty good.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:39 PM (+XMAD)
Very funny. Lots of parody elements in it.
Posted by: EC at April 24, 2015 11:40 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:40 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 11:40 PM (4Mv1T)
Tip of the iceberg.
NSFW
http://bit.ly/1zX39QY
http://bit.ly/1Eqmm2W
http://bit.ly/1Eqmkbg
http://bit.ly/1zX3ini
And most disturbingly of all:
http://bit.ly/1Eqmr6K
Posted by: 政治帽子 at April 24, 2015 11:41 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:40 PM (KH1sk)
Ha!
I'll be avoiding tequila at the MoMe. I don't want to end my nigh early.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:41 PM (GEICT)
Chivas? Well, whatever you're drinking, it's good to see you back around.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 11:42 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
*****
One of the best parody movies ever.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2015 11:42 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 11:42 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 11:40 PM (4Mv1T)
Closing!
Posted by: EC at April 24, 2015 11:43 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor
-------------------------
It's just some old peaty tasting highland swill
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 11:43 PM (4Mv1T)
Wow I'm impressed and my heart warms with a reference of "I'm gonna git you sucka"
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015 11:44 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:37 PM (Wo9OY)
Instead of Dobermans, the RadFems could have UVA frat boys chasing them.
The hard part would be finding UVA frat boys who wanted to chase them.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:44 PM (+XMAD)
IT'S TIIIIIIME!!!!
Raise your glasses Morons...
The future is not set,
there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:45 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 11:45 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:46 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 10:20 PM (P7ulB)
Eh, no one is forcing anything on you. Feel free to continue to like flat butts. Just I refuse to acknowledge that Iggy Azalea is something other than a white woman parodying black female rappers.
And there's a difference between a big butt and a wide spreading one.
Being African, I used to wonder why white women used to be scared their outfits would make their butts look big, when where I'm from, that would be a good thing. But body shapes differ among races and so behinds expand differently.
I found it hilarious when my Taiwanese friend said when she first moved here she was amazed at how large white women's behinds were, while black people are all thinking white women don't have butts.
It's nice that God made us so varied. Makes life interesting.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 24, 2015 11:46 PM (shFKH)
Well, thanks, but that was Ashville Robert's reference, not mine.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:46 PM (+XMAD)
I'll be avoiding tequila at the MoMe. I don't want to end my nigh early.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:41 PM (GEICT)
---
Pace yourself! I'm confident there will be many bachelorettes and frat rats to mess with and we need you in fighting trim.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:46 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 11:46 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:45 PM (GEICT)
Whiny John Connor wants his line back.
Posted by: buzzion at April 24, 2015 11:46 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Molly k at April 24, 2015 11:47 PM (d+tV7)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 24, 2015 11:47 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:46 PM (KH1sk)
Bastard pop collard brosephs...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:48 PM (GEICT)
heya cooth!
How are you feeling?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:40 PM (OsWis)
First day I haven't felt seriously icky. And picked up the fiancee at the airport, woot!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 24, 2015 11:48 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 11:48 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 11:48 PM (P7ulB)
I'm familiar with it, just don't care for it. But, as they say, when it comes to matters of taste, there is no right answer.
I prefer the Balvenie when I'm drinking scotch. Or Laphroaig.
>>>The future is not set,
there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
That's a new one to me. I like it. Slainte!
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 11:48 PM (e+1S5)
there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:45 PM (GEICT)
---
Indeed! Well said. **knocks back ale**
I'm drinking like a sailor, but it's Sailor Moon. **hangs head in shame**
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:49 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:49 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
You mean you jumped into the air and shed your everyday clothes in one blinding whirlwind?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 11:50 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:51 PM (OsWis)
there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
Posted by: BCochran1981
Ok, Sarah.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 11:51 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor
---------------------------
Truthfully, I don't like it either. First bottle. I usually stick with one, and go with it right into the ground. I decided to take myself on a grand tour of the whisky, and the whiskey, aisles at the liquor store lately.
Glen Livet is still my fav.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 11:51 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:51 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
You mean you jumped into the air and shed your everyday clothes in one blinding whirlwind?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 11:50 PM (KhFZp)
I assumed it meant he was drinking and being violated by tentacles.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:52 PM (gsfK5)
I'm drinking like a sailor, but it's Sailor Moon. **hangs head in shame**
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 24, 2015 11:49 PM (KH1sk)
http://tinyurl.com/momlw9c
Posted by: Tuxedo Hat at April 24, 2015 11:52 PM (0Ew3K)
And if they think white women don't have butts, what do they make of size 2 Asian women.
I know a Filipino doctor in her mid 40's, an extremely nice woman. She and her hubby are good Catholics and so she has given birth to 6 children. She has no hips to speak off and looks like she weighs about 95 lbs. See, that's what mystifies me.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:52 PM (+XMAD)
used to be scared their outfits would make their butts look big, when
where I'm from, that would be a good thing. But body shapes differ among
races and so behinds expand differently.
I found it hilarious when my Taiwanese friend said when she first
moved here she was amazed at how large white women's behinds were, while
black people are all thinking white women don't have butts.
It's nice that God made us so varied. Makes life interesting.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 24, 2015 11:46 PM (shFKH)
Many I see women wearing clothes I would have been too self-conscious to wear.
Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2015 11:52 PM (TEpA2)
All cultural changes are in effect forced on people and usually it's a small influential group that controls it. For much of the world it's celebrity driven.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 11:52 PM (P7ulB)
Espolon tequila and pickle juice is straight up awesome. True story.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 11:53 PM (e+1S5)
Glen Livet is still my fav.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 11:51 PM (4Mv1T)
I am the same way. every so often someone shows up with a gift of somehting I do not especially care for and insists upon opening the bottle. once you open it you should finish the whole thing; not necessarily in the same sitting. I am the same way with books, read em all the way to the end.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:54 PM (gsfK5)
I detest form-fitting clothing, because I enjoy freedom of movement.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:55 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 24, 2015 11:52 PM (+XMAD)
*****
My Mom was like that. 4 kids in 6years, and she was about 5'5". Never looked like she weighed more than 110. 2 boys 6'+ and 210 plus, 2 girls in the 5'6" ish area, and 140-150.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 24, 2015 11:56 PM (XrHO0)
Espolon tequila and pickle juice is straight up awesome. True story.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 11:53 PM (e+1S5)
given a choice between drinking tequila or eating the worm and bottle containing the tequila I would go with the latter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:57 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 11:57 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:57 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:58 PM (gsfK5)
My Taiwanese friend is 5'5" or 5'6" and probably a size 4-6 and she says when she goes back to Taiwan, she's like a giant there. She also happened to be bustier than I was before I put on the weight. (She may still be, I'm not super well endowed up top but amply provided for in the posterior region.)
But she still has no butt, lol. She's the one that told me she was surprised by all the big (white) butts in America.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 24, 2015 11:58 PM (shFKH)
I do like Milagro. The barbarians in the local stores can't seem to get it for me. So Espolon it is.
Not a real loss. The Espolon label has a skeleton riding a chicken whilst wearing a top hat and using a spoon for a lance.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 11:58 PM (e+1S5)
All cultural changes are in effect forced on people and usually it's a small influential group that controls it. For much of the world it's celebrity driven.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 11:52 PM (P7ulB)
SJWs call it "cultural appropriation", because being influences by other cutlures is even when White people do it because "colonialsim", but when others are influenced by the myriad "White" cultures, it's the White peoples fault for forcing it on them.
Remember, it's always White peoples fault...
Posted by: The Hat of Western Civilization at April 24, 2015 11:58 PM (0Ew3K)
521 yeesh, why would anyone ever swallow tequila?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:49 PM (gsfK5)
Covers the salt & lemon
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 24, 2015 11:58 PM (o4Q38)
Mezcal. Particularly Huachuca.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2015 11:58 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 24, 2015 11:58 PM (shFKH)
Oh for fncking out loud!:
Presenting...Jared Leto's Joker.
Probably not what you were expecting, huh? Heres the full image of the Suicide Squads take on the Joker, tweeted earlier today by David Ayer, its director:
http://kotaku.com/the-internet-reacts-to-the-new-joker-1700097364
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 24, 2015 11:58 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale"
The door is ajar...
The door is ajar...
The door is ajar...
I SAID, SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2015 11:59 PM (Wo9OY)
You coming again this year?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:59 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 24, 2015 11:58 PM (e+1S5)
So the Skeleton isn't just a spokesman, he's a customer.
Posted by: buzzion at April 25, 2015 12:00 AM (zt+N6)
http://tinyurl.com/p9ualxf
Be VERY careful what you wager ... look what happened when he lost HIS bet!
Posted by: Steck at April 25, 2015 12:00 AM (5i94q)
IT's a super odd riff on the "Killing Joke", right?
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:00 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 24, 2015 11:57 PM (4Mv1T)
Nothing here. What about you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:00 AM (o4Q38)
Happy for you, cooth : )
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:51 PM (OsWis)
Just got in and I'm still settling (up to 111 in the other open tab).....how goes with you? Didn't you say you were on Spring Break? Are you back in the thick on Monday, or do you have another week?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 12:00 AM (T1005)
You coming again this year?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 24, 2015 11:59 PM (GEICT)
I hope so. She rocks.
Posted by: Vendette at April 25, 2015 12:00 AM (TEpA2)
Probably not what you were expecting, huh? Heres the full image of the Suicide Squads take on the Joker, tweeted earlier today by David Ayer, its director:
http://kotaku.com/the-internet-reacts-to-the-new-joker-1700097364
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 24, 2015 11:58 PM (kdS6q)
Mark Hamill was the best Joker.
Posted by: Puddin's Hat at April 25, 2015 12:00 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:00 AM (4Mv1T)
The receptionist was one of those LGBwhatevers and I ask her what's going on with that patient. She thought he/it wanted to be a lesbo. I ask her, "If he wanted to chase tail, why didn't he keep the original equipment?"
Some people have heads that are seriously in need of adjustment.
Posted by: Hank at April 25, 2015 12:01 AM (K+1ie)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 24, 2015 11:55 PM (OsWis)
I don't want skin tight clothing - and I'm shopping for a dress to wear to my nephew's wedding (I'll be doing one of the readings I want something nice) and I keep finding that things that look comfortably loose on the hanger are much more form-fitting than I thought. Yuck!
But at the same time, I don't want to wear a baggy sack. Something neither tight nor too loose, something nicely fitted would be good - but I can't find that!
A friend told me she had luck at David's Bridal - she found a reasonably priced dress and had it tailored. Do any of the 'ettes have suggestions?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 25, 2015 12:01 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: yankeefifth"
Tequila makes women go crazy. There's something extra in it.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2015 12:01 AM (Wo9OY)
Hacienda De Chihuahua Sotol Plata
(which is sotol, not mezcal ... )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 12:01 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:01 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 24, 2015 11:52 PM (P7ulB)
I myself shall continue to refuse to agree that that frightening Iggy Azalea creature is a "rapper" or artiste of any king.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:02 AM (shFKH)
Also been spending more time with my nose stuck in various books.
Helps keep my mind off shit I have no control over.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:02 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:04 AM (o4Q38)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:02 AM (shFKH)
To be fare, no rapper should be considered an "artist"... or a "musician".
Posted by: The Metal Hat at April 25, 2015 12:04 AM (0Ew3K)
I avoid anything where I have to wear dresses.
One of the perks of being a housebound misanthrope ; >
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:05 AM (OsWis)
556 Presenting...Jared Leto's Joker. Probably not what you were expecting, huh? Heres the full image of the Suicide Squads take on the Joker, tweeted earlier today by David Ayer, its director: http://kotaku.com/the-internet-reacts-to-the-new-joker-1700097364 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 24, 2015 11:58 PM (kdS6q) Mark Hamill was the best Joker.
Posted by: Puddin's Hat at April 25, 2015 12:00 AM (0Ew3K)
So stupid. The Joker is iconic. You can get a little leeway with his look like Ledger, but otherwise you cannot go wrong with making him look as much as the comic book version as possible.
Posted by: buzzion at April 25, 2015 12:05 AM (zt+N6)
IT's a super odd riff on the "Killing Joke", right?
Posted by: thathalfrican
It's The Joker as Marilyn Manson -- about 20 years too late.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2015 12:05 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:05 AM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12
Oh interesting.
I have the LC9 with the lasermax attachment.
I like it, but you need a firm hand with it. Get loose/sloppy and it won't eject properly.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:06 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:06 AM (F2IAQ)
There was a dude who used to stomp around Dupont Circle in DC back in the '80's in a full beard, boots - and a frilly dress, gingham checks with ruffles, the sort of thing Laura on Little House on the Prairie would like. He didn't make the slightest attempt to walk or be like a girl he had friggin' chest hair sticking out above the ruffles, for God's sake.
But he was always muttering to himself. Everyone understood that he wasn't gay, he was mentally ill.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 25, 2015 12:06 AM (+XMAD)
*Lol, like I ever left the house before he started living with me.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:06 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:06 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: buzzion at April 25, 2015 12:06 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: buzzion at April 25, 2015 12:05 AM (zt+N6)
I'll reserve judgment until I see how he acts and sounds as the joker.
Always thought that Nicholson's take was the worst.
Posted by: The Metal Hat at April 25, 2015 12:06 AM (0Ew3K)
One of the perks of being a housebound misanthrope ; >
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:05 AM (OsWis)
I relate, working from home
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:07 AM (o4Q38)
How old is the nephew?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:07 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:08 AM (GEICT)
I have the LC9 with the lasermax attachment.
I like it, but you need a firm hand with it. Get loose/sloppy and it won't eject properly.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion
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I remember you had the LC9. I traded an LC 380. This is Ruger's new striker fire trigger in the identical frame (of both), in 9MM, like yours. It's a really great trigger. Much lighter and shorter pull.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:09 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:06 AM (F2IAQ)
Chain saw?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:09 AM (o4Q38)
I thought the same thing after the girls moved out and my subsequent divorce.
I have grown fond of solitude, which is a double-edged sword if not handled carefully.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:09 AM (OsWis)
Well then, let's get on with it BC....
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:09 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:10 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH
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Social interaction, with like-minded people, is important.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:10 AM (F2IAQ)
she found a reasonably priced dress and had it tailored. Do any of the
'ettes have suggestions?
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 25, 2015 12:01 AM (+XMAD)
Talbots?
Posted by: Vendette at April 25, 2015 12:10 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:09 AM (R5HRU)
Hell yes.
*stares*
You within striking distance for the NoVaMoMe?
Anywho...the toast...and it's appropriate at the moment...
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:11 AM (GEICT)
577 So stupid. The Joker is iconic. You can get a little leeway with his look like Ledger, but otherwise you cannot go wrong with making him look as much as the comic book version as possible. Posted by: buzzion at April 25, 2015 12:05 AM (zt+N6) I'll reserve judgment until I see how he acts and sounds as the joker. Always thought that Nicholson's take was the worst.
Posted by: The Metal Hat at April 25, 2015 12:06 AM (0Ew3K)
That's why I said look. The personalityis different. You've got the ridiculous 60's TV show Clown Prince of Crime, and the full on psychotic Heath Ledger. Mark Hamill managed to be somewhere in the middle.
Jack Nicholson played Jack Nicholson in Joker makeup.
Posted by: buzzion at April 25, 2015 12:11 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2015 10:06 PM (f8lRd)
You can hardly go wrong with the Sears T2200 19HP 42" tractor. I bought one last year (for a song at the Sears outlet) and it's been great. It even sucks up gumballs with the bagger attachment.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 25, 2015 12:11 AM (Edob3)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:09 AM
^^This.
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2015 12:11 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:06 AM (F2IAQ)
Chain saw?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:09 AM (o4Q3
I'm working out like a madwoman at the gym these days. Chain saw seems a bit extreme at this point.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 25, 2015 12:11 AM (+XMAD)
I go to school from home, and before I ran out of fucks to give, did a little tutoring.
Now, it's all about maintaining my sanity in the face of the absolute dumb shit that surrounds me.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:12 AM (OsWis)
Nigerians generally like to dress up so you can imagine the heels galore at my family friend's wedding. But as the evening progressed I noticed that a lot of the ladies, including moi, had changed into flat shoes or sandals. Because we also LOVE to dance.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:12 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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Howdy Hammer, my WNC neighbor. My youngest has explicitly told me and the missus that he wants to spend some time in the NC highlands this summer. We'll be doing some gallivanting in your neck of the woods.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:12 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:08 AM (GEICT)
To alcoholThe cause ofand solution toall of life's problems.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 25, 2015 12:13 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 25, 2015 12:13 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:14 AM (F2IAQ)
Thank you for that, ha.
I start a new job on Monday so even if it was financially feasible I am unfortunately out for the next meet up. Next year is a goal unless I got a wedding going on, which is likely....
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:14 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:14 AM (F2IAQ)
Talbots?
Posted by: Vendette at April 25, 2015 12:10 AM (TEpA2)
It's worth checking out.
Actually, I found something which would have worked at Chico's of all places - but for the damned color. I am not wearing orange.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 25, 2015 12:14 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:10 AM
I feel your pain...the muffler-less Escort showed up about thirty minutes ago...
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2015 12:14 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: buzzion at April 25, 2015 12:05 AM (zt+N6)
I'll reserve judgment until I see how he acts and sounds as the joker.
Always thought that Nicholson's take was the worst.
Posted by: The Metal Hat
Could just be an early test-shot, but again, the new one is a remake of a remake of a remake of a comic that's had 100 incarnations.
Further if the new movie turns out to suck royal testes, it's Ben Afflack's fault.
Nickolson's Joker worked perfectly in the Burton framing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 12:15 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 12:15 AM (KhFZp)
Isn't it always?
Posted by: The Political Cowl at April 25, 2015 12:16 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2015 12:01 AM (Wo9OY)
***nods sagely, puffs pipe***
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 12:16 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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If I can get my oldest loon moved out of Casa Road next month we'll be making some weekend trips all over WNC this summer. If he stays, then I'll drop the top on the oldish Mustang and take Road Jr. II on some weekday trips in June and July.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:17 AM (4Mv1T)
Husky makes all of the Sears Craftsman mowers and HD's Ariens brand.
You just had a pool put in? I've noticed a nearby house with a new pool and fence. Is that you?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 25, 2015 12:17 AM (Edob3)
Posted by: The Metal Hat at April 25, 2015 12:04 AM (0Ew3K)
Have to disagree. I'm not a rap fan, but some rap can be quite artistic, even if you don't want to call it music. (Some of the background music can be catchy too.)
I've found that Christian rappers tend to have really good and deep lyrics vs other styles of modern Christian music.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:17 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 12:17 AM (KH1sk)
Chain saw?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:09 AM (o4Q3
I'm working out like a madwoman at the gym these days. Chain saw seems a bit extreme at this point.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 25, 2015 12:11 AM (+XMAD)
No chainsaw for you
You're not in that category
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:17 AM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:17 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 12:15 AM (KhFZp)
Different movies. Joke is not in the Batman Vs Superman. He is in the Suicide Squad.
Posted by: buzzion at April 25, 2015 12:17 AM (zt+N6)
that he wants to spend some time in the NC highlands this summer. We'll
be doing some gallivanting in your neck of the woods.
Posted by: Tobacco Road"
Sounds like another potential addition to a coffee meet here in Asheville.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2015 12:18 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low, they under snakes bellies) at April 25, 2015 12:18 AM (6VC8r)
Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low, they under snakes bellies) at April 25, 2015 12:18 AM (6VC8r)
When my neighbors get a little...loud...I commence to put on a pair of my old combat boots, crank up my theater speakers to blast Let The Bodies Hit The Floor...and funnily enough, there's silence from below.
Plus, they see me with my DV hat on a regular basis, so it doesn't happen all that often.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:18 AM (OsWis)
Think I'd rather deal with that to be honest. I haven't gone up to confront them because if I did I'd goto jail. Their shit at times has been so fucking bad I can dance to their songs - it's that loud - and I can comment on their conversations.
When they first moved in, the first two nights they got on the balconies and were talking at a level that would be accepted at a bar....during happy hour.....at 11PM and later. Someone yelled out the window "You're all rude as fuck!" they proceeded to not do that again at least....
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:18 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:19 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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Got my call sign just last month.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:19 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 25, 2015 12:19 AM (TF10X)
Posted by: Tobacco Road"
I'm in the process of writing a guide to the roads around here. Let me know if you want any suggestions for good drives.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2015 12:19 AM (Wo9OY)
That purpose is to assist with pain relief.
See, I was on a jobsite this morning, and broke the ever loving fcuk out of my right foot.
A. Gain.
Two years ago, it snapped from pressure on the brake pedal in a minor traffic accident. Lisfranc Fracture, was the actual diagnosis. Option was to re break it and have a screw put in.
If only I had the cash to have done so.
So today, the foot not being 100% full strength, it rolled under while walking on uneven ground.
Tried to keep my footing, and then I felt it go "POP!", and down I went.
Not the same break, not even the same area of the foot. This one is bad, too. I can walk, but I don't enjoy the process.
Rather epic swelling. And I can't get in to see the doctor till Tuesday, at the soonest. No need to spend E.R. money, they can't do a damn thing.
I'm going to have to sell a metric shit ton of roofs, and soon. Surgery and time off work for recovery, ain't gonna be cheap.
So, drinking. And this time, damn proud of it.
Bartender, another!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2015 12:20 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:19 AM (OsWis)
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You're all ticking time bombs!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 12:20 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: buzzion
Still Ben Afflack's fault.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 12:20 AM (KhFZp)
You give me another reason to take a shot. God bless you.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:20 AM (R5HRU)
I don't shop at very expensive places, so my suggestions may not suit you, but I've found nice stuff at Macy's and places like Marshalls. In got a really nice Easter dress from Dress Barn, Byrd it was the only one I liked there.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:20 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: Tobacco
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Fine. Maybe we can fix up a coffee/lunch meet at some interesting place. Restaurant atop Mt. Mitchell.., or maybe the Pisgah Inn. Nice tootle up the parkway in either case.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:21 AM (F2IAQ)
I've found that Christian rappers tend to have really good and deep lyrics vs other styles of modern Christian music.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:17 AM (shFKH)
The background music is often taken from real artists. Rap tends to be choppy and the rapping is no different from modern "slam poetry".
Metal also tends to be more worldly music with great groups popping up all around the world.
Posted by: The Headbangers Ball Hat at April 25, 2015 12:21 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:22 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:22 AM (OsWis)
I respectfully disagree Hat.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:23 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:23 AM (o4Q38)
So, drinking. And this time, damn proud of it.
Bartender, another!
Jim
Yikes, all my problems now in perspective.
Any Army medics online?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 12:23 AM (KhFZp)
Very smart of you. I loved wearing high heels when I was young and wore them almost every day. I am 5'7'' and loved going from tall to very tall. I had such pretty shoes - '80's shoes, with the skinny heels and the pointy toes.
By the time I was 35 I had wrecked my feet. I can now manage kitten heels - but not all night.
My sister told me that when she was in Italy a few years back, she marveled at all the lovely young ladies managing to walk gracefully on ancient cobblestone streets in 3 -4 inch heels. Then she noticed all the little old lades hobbling down the street with canes - and realized those old ladies had been prancing down the cobblestoned streets in heels 50 years earlier.
If you're not careful, one day you find your feet will simply rebel and you suddenly can't wear heels anymore.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 25, 2015 12:23 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:22 AM (shFKH)
Hmmm...so far too young to bring with. Damn.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:23 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:24 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:24 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 25, 2015 12:24 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:24 AM (OsWis)
My apologies. I was off doing shots. It's not drinking alone if you have a dog with you.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 12:24 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Vendette at April 25, 2015 12:25 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: The Headbangers Ball Hat at April 25, 2015 12:21 AM (0Ew3K)
Well, now, I can't stand metal as it all sounds like noise to me. Different strokes, then.
And I must say I'm often mystified by the music discussed and praised here. (No, not just Gabe's picks.) But then I grew up in a different country and culture.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:25 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
Fine. Maybe we can fix up a coffee/lunch meet at some interesting place. Restaurant atop Mt. Mitchell.., or maybe the Pisgah Inn. Nice tootle up the parkway in either case.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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Thanks, Robert. And Hammer, both good places. My favorite stretch of the parkway is generally between those two locations.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:26 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 12:24 AM (e+1S5)
Fuck.
We're all off kilter.
Ok, me, you, Eris and whoever else wants to join in....toast incoming...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:26 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:26 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:27 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:27 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Puddin's Hat at April 25, 2015 12:00 AM
He was indeed. Couldn't stand Ledger's interpretation. It was not-the-joker.
Posted by: otho at April 25, 2015 12:27 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:49 PM (gsfK5)
Good tequila, like good scotch and good bourbon, is very different than what most people wind up tasting at first. If you don't think you like tequila, you've probably never had the good stuff (anejo or better).
Posted by: A. Guy at April 25, 2015 12:27 AM (nyHxK)
Word? Name me your top 10 tracks for the 80's.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:27 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:28 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 25, 2015 12:28 AM (3HxZe)
I respectfully disagree Hat.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:23 AM (R5HRU)
Well, now, I can't stand metal as it all sounds like noise to me. Different strokes, then.
And I must say I'm often mystified by the music discussed and praised here. (No, not just Gabe's picks.) But then I grew up in a different country and culture.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:25 AM (shFKH)
How many people can name a single rap band out of Asia or Africa?
I can name a bunch of Metal bands from there.
Posted by: The Headbangers Ball Hat at April 25, 2015 12:28 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Tobacco Road"
The parkway is great, especially at 2 or 3 AM when nobody is around.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2015 12:28 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:29 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 25, 2015 12:23 AM (+XMAD)
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Man, I remember traipsing around D.C. drunk and in stilettos in my mad youth. I have vague recollections of ending up on an ice rink pirouetting in my heels, held up by two equally blotto Fort Drag MIs. No, they were not in red pumps...
I can still wear heels, but only occasionally, for impact. Alexandria for Halloween in boots, cobblestones, alcohol. Very precarious evening.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 12:29 AM (KH1sk)
You realize if you wait until Tuesday you may end up with serious damage to your foot. You really shouldn't wait for just the barest of advice.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 12:29 AM (KhFZp)
May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we?ll know them by their limping.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:29 AM (GEICT)
Me & my car antennae from a 1968 Chrysler Imperal can't wait to meet him.
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2015 12:30 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Vendette broke her ankle once at April 25, 2015 12:30 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: SMFH
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Social interaction, with like-minded people, is important.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:10 AM (F2IAQ)
Isn't that what cats are for?
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2015 12:30 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 25, 2015 12:31 AM (3HxZe)
Longbows vs. crossbows
Ginger vs. Mary Ann
Ruger vs. Smith & Weson
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:31 AM (o4Q38)
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Dude, right in from of Jim?
Cheers, Hordelings!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 12:31 AM (KH1sk)
Well you got me there as I don't listen to foreign artists intentionally.
BC, nice toast.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:31 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 25, 2015 12:31 AM (UVfht)
If you have insurance, call your ins company now. Get them to connect you to an emergency doc.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 12:31 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 12:29 AM (KH1sk)
Oh, Lord, been there. Done that. Old Town and King Street and too many G & T's.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 25, 2015 12:32 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:32 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:31 AM (R5HRU)
*cranks up Skinflint*
Posted by: The Headbangers Ball Hat at April 25, 2015 12:32 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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I used to take my boys out on the Parkway at night to see the Milky Way just below Blowing Rock after dark.
At 2AM I'm usually up to pee, but that's it.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:32 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 24, 2015 11:46 PM (shFKH)
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My theory is that one of the reasons He did that is because it's beautiful.
Posted by: Mindy at April 25, 2015 12:33 AM (OYnFN)
May he turn their ankles,
So we?ll know them by their limping.
Heh. But I couldn't peel my lazy ass off the couch, so I'm just gonna down half of this vodka cran and call it a shot.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 12:33 AM (e+1S5)
2. Juicy Fruit by Mtume
3. Forget Me Nots by Patrice Rushen
4. Remind Me by Patrice Rushen
5. Never Too Much by Luther Vandross
6. Saturday Love by Cherrelle
7. Closer Than Friends by Surface
8. Lover And Friend by Minnie Ripperton
9. Don't Disturb This Groove by The System
10. Just Like That by Zhané (90s song)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:34 AM (OsWis)
I do have the plastic and Velcro walking boot from 2 years ago. It'll do for a cast, for now.
But I still have to do ladders and roofs. I simply cannot turn off the income spigot, or I'll never be able to afford any treatment of any kind at all.
We recently had kick ass hailstorms in Houston. I've sold four roofs so far, need to bag about eleven or twelve more. Then I can pay for the surgery.
Add another ten roofs, and I can pay for the recovery time.
Damn, and that ruined my night. I need another drink. I broke my own promise about not being no math all up in here n' shizzle.
Crap, I crossed streams with the rap comments. We're doomed.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2015 12:34 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:34 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2015
Nothing is better than a Setter
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:35 AM (o4Q38)
Nice neighbors, jeez. The thing with the assholes above us, the man of the house works at the gas station down the street. Seen him, interacted with him minimally and he seems like a nice dude just fucking OC - aka outta control - with his wife/girl/whatever. I will give them credit for tonight, they aren't on the balcony, probably because it's raining and cold and they aren't thumping their shitty music. If I ever have to go upstairs though to check them it will be bad because I know both parties will most likely have been drinking.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:35 AM (R5HRU)
Thinking about it, I'd have to check the artists I listen to and have listened to. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot were from different countries.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:37 AM (R5HRU)
I will peep these in later days, thanks SMFH.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:37 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 12:33 AM (e+1S5)
Vodka cranberry?
Wtf?
You rocking a urinary tract infection over there?
Btw, for those that are wondering...if DC and I ever meet face to face, we're likely to trade several haymakers, bro hug and then get drunk as hell together.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:37 AM (GEICT)
Lourde did manage Tears For Fears. But it started a bad trend. I really don't want to hear the gothicfem version of Erasure's "a little respect"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 12:38 AM (E5hbC)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 12:32 AM (shFKH)
Bunch of bands. None from S.A.
https://www.youtube.com/user/africanmetal
Skinflint - Dipoko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxTXY4lV65E
Sasamaso - Fariseo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIZUvlq-1ic
Scratch - Loku Unga Lavi Tsika
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnue8nh7Imo
Before Crush - A bruxa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHzWSaKmmpE
Kilapanga do órfão - Café Negro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1q4HN8HrKA
Nothing 2 To lose - Breaking My Way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d5NOZv3vAY
Vale of Amonition - Tribes of the Underground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipmsxTajN9o
Vasco da Gama -Avé Rei do Mal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY2eNxfgO8E
Posted by: The Headbangers Ball Hat at April 25, 2015 12:38 AM (0Ew3K)
Cash n' Carry.
So, I've put myself on layaway. Best I can do.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2015 12:39 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Mindy at April 25, 2015 12:39 AM (OYnFN)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 25, 2015 12:39 AM (+XMAD)
I also love listening to Hawaiian, but that would take a bit longer to list...lol.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:39 AM (OsWis)
ever meet face to face, we're likely to trade several haymakers, bro hug
and then get drunk as hell together.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:37 AM (GEICT)
*Hands a Sidecar to both of you*
Good night, all!
Posted by: Vendette broke her ankle once at April 25, 2015 12:40 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: rickl
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Well, SMFH almost became a cat lady...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 25, 2015 12:40 AM (sCQ6C)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:40 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low, they under snakes bellies) at April 25, 2015 12:40 AM (6VC8r)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 12:40 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:37 AM (GEICT)
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Go on....
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 12:40 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Mindy at April 25, 2015 12:41 AM (OYnFN)
Just don't kiss and no one cares
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:41 AM (o4Q38)
I do have the plastic and Velcro walking boot from 2 years ago. It'll do for a cast, for now.
Jim
Not cool, man, not cool.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 12:41 AM (KhFZp)
Back in the day, when one could safely "border hop", I used to pop into Nuevo Larado for a case of liter bottles of "Viuda de Romero" (loosely translated as "The Widow Romero") tequila
Bestest margaritas evah
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2015 12:41 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 12:41 AM (KH1sk)
Well I'm an 80's baby so I'm generally interested in what was hot in that era.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:42 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:35 AM (o4Q3
Setters are great (RIP Sandy) So are spaniels, especially English springers (RIP Pepper). And retrievers (RIP Baxter).
You can't go wrong with those hunting dogs really.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 25, 2015 12:42 AM (+XMAD)
Looking for a QSO?
Posted by: Blanco
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Nah.., looking for comment on this:
Subject: NPRM to Remove Amateur License Addresses from Public View
AMENDMENT OF SECTIONS 0.453(D)(4) AND 0.457(F) OF THE COMMISSION'S RULES CONCERNING ELECTRONICALLY STORED APPLICATION AND LICENSING DATA. Proposed to specify that historical amateur radio licensee address information will not be routinely available for public inspection. (Dkt No. 15-81 ).
Action by: the Commission. Adopted: 03/31/2015 by NPRM. (FCC No. 15-40).
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:42 AM (kgisg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 12:42 AM (o4Q38)
If I were to suggest that she should swing by my safe space with her mattress for a couple of drinks would that be bad form?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:18 PM (gsfK5)
Don't dip your wick in crazy.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2015 12:43 AM (5DGKy)
AMENDMENT OF SECTIONS 0.453(D)(4) AND 0.457(F) OF THE COMMISSION'S RULES CONCERNING ELECTRONICALLY STORED APPLICATION AND LICENSING DATA. Proposed to specify that historical amateur radio licensee address information will not be routinely available for public inspection. (Dkt No. 15-81 ).
Action by: the Commission. Adopted: 03/31/2015 by NPRM. (FCC No. 15-40).
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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As a new licensee, I generally look at this as a very good thing. Am I missing anything?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:44 AM (4Mv1T)
Nah. I just like pink drinks. They bring my testosterone level down into the realm of normal. Well, normal for a cro-mag high on angel dust.
>>>Btw, for those that are wondering...if DC and I ever meet face to face, we're likely to trade several haymakers, bro hug and then get drunk as hell together.
I think you've got the order a bit messed up there.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 12:44 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2015 12:38 AM (E5hbC)
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They need to back the fuck away from my Depeche Mode!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 12:44 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Mindy at April 25, 2015 12:44 AM (OYnFN)
If I were to suggest that she should swing by my safe space with her mattress for a couple of drinks would that be bad form?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2015 11:18 PM (gsfK5)
Don't dip your wick in crazy.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2015 12:43 AM (5DGKy)
Especially without an enema first...
Posted by: The Political Wick at April 25, 2015 12:44 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: HR at April 25, 2015 12:44 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low, they under snakes bellies) at April 25, 2015 12:44 AM (6VC8r)
Posted by: Mindy at April 25, 2015 12:47 AM (OYnFN)
Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low, they under snakes bellies) at April 25, 2015 12:47 AM (6VC8r)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 12:44 AM (e+1S5)
Fuck it, I'm Irish.
Drinking, fighting and hugging it out are appropriate in any order.
RADISH!!!!
*stares*
Tell me something good about the MoMe...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:47 AM (GEICT)
I'm good for a day off work, I just don't know where is best to fly into to get back home on Sunday.
Posted by: HR at April 25, 2015 12:48 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low, they under snakes bellies) at April 25, 2015 12:49 AM (6VC8r)
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 25, 2015 12:49 AM (R5HRU)
I'm thankful that at least, I'm not a horse.
Or I would be glue by now.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2015 12:49 AM (RzZOc)
There are three other time zones. Y'all get to it.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:50 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: HR at April 25, 2015 12:48 AM (rHXGG)
I'm flying out of BWI on Monday. Cause the wife says I have to spend time with her fam on Sunday. I assume you're flying back out on Sunday?
Reagan is closest, but can be a bitch to get to and isn't always the cheapest. BWI seems to be the cheapest, but is a bit of a drive.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:50 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tobacco Road
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Mixed emotions.
The availability of the database info has made it possible to exchange QSL cards, to confirm contacts for all of the contact award programs, or to even casually contact people you met 'on air'.
It would be a huge change.
On the other hand, it makes for a degree of anonymity. Old time hams will be very upset, as sites like QRZ will die.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:50 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 25, 2015 12:50 AM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Mindy at April 25, 2015 12:51 AM (OYnFN)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:51 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 12:51 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2015 12:52 AM (5DGKy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 12:52 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 25, 2015 12:17 AM (Edob3)
Pool has been for 1.5 years so probably not me.
Posted by: CDR M at April 25, 2015 12:53 AM (f8lRd)
NoVa to BWI is like a 45 minute drive. Faster on a Sunday. Be advised: pay the tolls, do not attempt the west side of 495. It's a fucking nightmare at all hours.
495E to 95 or 295 (ugh) North.
Assuming they haven't started up some dumbass project on the Wilson bridge in the last few months.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 12:53 AM (e+1S5)
Good thing mostly, I think.
I know that knowing my name and address are out there keeps me from posting my call sign in places like this.
It's also another way to cut down on data sources for identity thieves. Some hams have quite a bit of cash and would make tempting targets.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 25, 2015 12:54 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: HR at April 25, 2015 12:54 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2015 12:54 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Mindy at April 25, 2015 12:55 AM (OYnFN)
Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low, they under snakes bellies) at April 25, 2015 12:55 AM (6VC8r)
The availability of the database info has made it possible to exchange QSL cards, to confirm contacts for all of the contact award programs, or to even casually contact people you met 'on air'.
It would be a huge change.
On the other hand, it makes for a degree of anonymity. Old time hams will be very upset, as sites like QRZ will die.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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It's been an interesting dynamic for sure. Since I got my license I was surprised at who all I could look up. Even after listening to a simple regional rag chew.
And yet, as big a mouth as I am, I have had zero interest in talking on air, and some of that is my perceived total lack of anonymity that I like to "think" I enjoy on line.
I understand it will be a huge change.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 12:55 AM (4Mv1T)
I had a schnauzer. Good dog. We gave him a first and last German name.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 25, 2015 12:56 AM (Tk6Z0)
No, it wasn't Adolph Hitler.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 25, 2015 12:56 AM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2015 12:52 AM (5DGKy)
I have a plaque in my office with irish sayings on it. That is one of them.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:57 AM (GEICT)
If you miss Colorado so much you need to come back and visit, let me know and we'll throw another MoMe.
Posted by: Mindy at April 25, 2015 12:57 AM (OYnFN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 12:59 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 12:59 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mindy at April 25, 2015 12:59 AM (OYnFN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 25, 2015 12:59 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:00 AM (o4Q38)
cren-bon- fried-digger- dangle-dungle- burstein-von-
knacker- thrasher- apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelter-wasser- kurstlich-himble- eisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-ein- nürnburger-bratwürstel- gespurten-mitz-weimache-luber- hundsfut-gumberaber- schönendanker- kalbsfleisch- mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:00 AM (KhFZp)
I'll strive to be worthy of your good and warming thoughts.
Meanwhile, I think it's time for me assume horizontialality. Yes, it's a real word, I just typed it, duh!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2015 01:00 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 01:01 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 01:02 AM (KH1sk)
to scream out your name and immediately hug you when I see you walk into
the room.....right?
*fear*
Just don't spill my beer.
Posted by: HR at April 25, 2015 01:02 AM (rHXGG)
So...you *don't* want her to go to a MoMee?
I originally typed "so...you don't want her to come?"
Then I remembered where I was.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 25, 2015 01:03 AM (e+1S5)
TR - Good to see you.
I note GGE has been somewhat absent of late. 'Cherchez la femme', is my guess....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 01:03 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:04 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 01:05 AM (OsWis)
2. It is likely a carbon/oxy/nitro biology would be able to spread over a galaxy within 100 to 200 million years at slower than lightspeed.
3. There is no trace of this in terms of communications.
4.This is because carbon/oxy/nitro lifeforms come in mainly 3 behavioral varieties - predator, prey, and opportunist.
It is quiet because predators exist. There are no radio signals because species that get loud - get eaten.
Therefore, shoot to kill.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 25, 2015 01:05 AM (S8V5R)
Just don't spill my beer.
Posted by: HR at April 25, 2015 01:02 AM (rHXGG)
Would never!
And what we talked about a while back, still needs to happen.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 01:05 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 01:06 AM (KH1sk)
It is quiet because predators exist. There are no radio signals because species that get loud - get eaten.
Therefore, shoot to kill.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword
Except the lefties of every civilization will broadcast their own death wishes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:07 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 01:06 AM (KH1sk)
As far as I know, he's in.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 01:08 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:09 AM (KhFZp)
---------------
He implied in a Yahoo Group email that he would be there, specifically:
"And if this one doesn't get read at the MoMe I'll sit down in the middle of the floor and throw a fit. "
Out of regard for his manliness, I will say no more.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 01:10 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 01:11 AM (F2IAQ)
Hit me up with a vague outline, and I'll do my best.
Posted by: HR at April 25, 2015 01:11 AM (rHXGG)
Therefore, shoot to kill.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 25, 2015 01:05 AM (S8V5R)
One of the reasons I enjoy your posts. Simplicity
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:11 AM (o4Q38)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:12 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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Good, because he's worn a dress every time I've seen him at cars and coffee.
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:12 AM (4Mv1T)
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:12 AM (4Mv1T)
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Hey, he's got the gams for it, why not?
Okay folks, time to fluff the pillows and hit the sack.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2015 01:14 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:14 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 01:15 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:14 AM (4Mv1T)
Depends who would win a drunken brawl
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:15 AM (o4Q38)
It's an easily made mistake by the less favored of Anglo-Saxon rule.
They tend to make mistakes so grand as to find a frill around their own necks.
Ain't that right, Cromwell fans?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:16 AM (KhFZp)
I honestly have never heard of any Nigerian or West African metal bands, but I'll admit it's not like I keep up with these things. I don't even think I knew of anyone who liked metal when I was growing up. Interesting.
And with that, I bid you all a good night.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 25, 2015 01:17 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 01:17 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:18 AM (o4Q38)
Maybe they call it a "kilt"
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:14 AM (4Mv1T)
I'm pretty sure it was either a "kilt" or a "hoopskirt". One or the other.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 01:18 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:19 AM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:15 AM (o4Q3
Last year it would have been me and not the pop collared brosephs that wanted to start some shit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 25, 2015 01:19 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:20 AM (o4Q38)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 01:20 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Again, Cromwell Fan, no.
Post-modern invention. Unlike the crown-sucking obsequiousness.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:21 AM (KhFZp)
Ain't that right, Cromwell fans?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:16 AM (KhFZp)
F**king Cavaliers...
Posted by: The Lord Protector at April 25, 2015 01:24 AM (0Ew3K)
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Abrought up wearing pants just don't get the appeal of plaid skirts.
Bagpipes are ok at funerals and AC/DC songs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:25 AM (o4Q38)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Made me laugh. All I know is there was purportedly a large caliber firearm hidden somewhere underneath.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:25 AM (4Mv1T)
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Skirts?
Posted by: MisaMisanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015
====================
One of the pitfalls of being in the SCA was told to me by a man with a tunic-wearing persona: "It's...interesting when you stroll into a diner in Bakersfield to get some lunch and realize that as far as the patrons are concerned, you're wearing a dress."
Posted by: Sister Sestina at April 25, 2015 01:26 AM (fjP++)
Posted by: DC's phone at April 25, 2015 01:26 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:27 AM (o4Q38)
I'm pretty sure it was either a "kilt" or a "hoopskirt". One or the other.
Posted by: cthulhu
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Made me laugh. All I know is there was purportedly a large caliber firearm hidden somewhere underneath.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:25 AM (4Mv1T)
I sure as hell wouldn't be the one to start looking for it.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 01:28 AM (T1005)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:29 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 01:29 AM (OsWis)
Looking for a QSO?
Posted by: Blanco
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Nah.., looking for comment on this:
Subject: NPRM to Remove Amateur License Addresses from Public View
AMENDMENT OF SECTIONS 0.453(D)(4) AND 0.457(F) OF THE COMMISSION'S RULES CONCERNING ELECTRONICALLY STORED APPLICATION AND LICENSING DATA. Proposed to specify that historical amateur radio licensee address information will not be routinely available for public inspection. (Dkt No. 15-81 ).
Action by: the Commission. Adopted: 03/31/2015 by NPRM. (FCC No. 15-40).
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 25, 2015 12:42 AM (kgisg)
I would venture to guess with the amount some people have invested in their equipment, they don't want some knucklehead knowing exactly where to find said equipment.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 25, 2015 01:29 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:25 AM (4Mv1T)
Well if you're going wear a dress you better be packing something of size under it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:30 AM (o4Q38)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 01:30 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:31 AM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:25 AM (4Mv1T)
Well if you're going wear a dress you better be packing something of size under it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:30 AM (o4Q3
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM
Posted by: The Regimental Hat at April 25, 2015 01:32 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:32 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Not necessary. I took one look at the tactical dress he was sporting and asked him myself.
He pointed out where it was. It was large and metallic, whatever it was.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:32 AM (4Mv1T)
He pointed out where it was. It was large and metallic, whatever it was.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:32 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Goldmember at April 25, 2015 01:34 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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They died out a thousand years ago. Their offspring are all on the dole now.
Sadly.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:34 AM (4Mv1T)
Sadly.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015 01:34 AM (4Mv1T)
Not true. But the good ones all left for America long ago...
Posted by: The Emmigrating Hat at April 25, 2015 01:35 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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They died out a thousand years ago. Their offspring are all on the dole now.
Sadly.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2015
Watered down like DCs vodka
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:37 AM (o4Q38)
Posted by: cthulhu
-----------------
Not necessary. I took one look at the tactical dress he was sporting and asked him myself.
He pointed out where it was. It was large and metallic, whatever it was.
Posted by: Tobacco Road
Sporran, the croch sheath for a knife.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:38 AM (KhFZp)
So, I can count on your support to re-start the neutron bomb and x-ray laser programs.
Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2015 01:39 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:38 AM (KhFZp)
A mans SPORK, finally
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:42 AM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, from the road at April 25, 2015 01:45 AM (o4Q38)
Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2015 01:39 AM (ztOda)
They are planning to put
http://tinyurl.com/lo6egbz
They should call it the "Alan Parsons Project"
Posted by: Dr. Evil at April 25, 2015 01:48 AM (0Ew3K)
https://youtu.be/W8KC0GO8VvY
"We caught this bagpipe band at the tail end of a city parade jammin' a few tunes outside of a pizza shop in Orem, Utah. They started out with the U.S. Army's song for a soldier in ACUs who was next to us, and then transitioned into a rendition of We Will Rock You."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 01:52 AM (KhFZp)
"You tolerate objectionable behavior up to the point of incitement.
"You tolerate eccentricity up to the point of madness.
"You tolerate offensiveness up to the point of harassment.
Toleration means you tolerate. It means you tolerate what you find utterly appalling."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTiC7hWPcYw
In all cases, the Left have transgressed beyond all boundaries.
The Left are antithetical to the foundational principles of our civilization.
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 25, 2015 01:55 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: TheSev at April 25, 2015 02:01 AM (3Vv0F)
Posted by: The Political Hat
Recent Ricochet interview with Hannan:
tinyurl.com/mk4lvdv
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 02:04 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: Gem at April 25, 2015 02:07 AM (c+gwp)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 02:07 AM (OsWis)
After reading through the HQ today, I....I.... just hate the whole
fucking world. More maple whiskey and some Grimm and hopefully
nightmares involving classic monsters like blutbaden and chupacabras
instead of New Monsters like Mattress Girl and Seth Meyers.
Posted by: Gem at April 25, 2015 02:07 AM (c+gwp)
Been away for a while? It's been pretty much like that since there was a big election that Boehner and The Turtle have been rendering moot ever since.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 02:10 AM (T1005)
I didn't know until now that Charlize Theron was with the loathsome Sean Penn. She must be a piece of no good shit, too, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 25, 2015 02:14 AM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 02:16 AM (OsWis)
DO YOU HAVE AN INVENTION YOU NEED HELP WITH?
Posted by: an annoying tv commerical break at April 25, 2015 02:16 AM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 25, 2015 02:19 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 02:19 AM (KhFZp)
tinyurl.com/mk4lvdv
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 02:04 AM (KhFZp)
Got the full article/page link for that?
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 25, 2015 02:19 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 02:20 AM (T1005)
Uh, no. It has been very easy for him/her/it to talk about it to everyone in sight. In face, he won't shut up about it.
By "gender issues" he means "mental illness," but of course, that will never be discussed in public.
What is it with publicity hounds like this?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2015 02:22 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 02:22 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 02:23 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 02:22 AM (KhFZp)
*Tips Hat*
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 25, 2015 02:23 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Epobirs at April 25, 2015 02:28 AM (IdCqF)
#803
I want to revive Project Thor. For sentimental reasons.
Posted by: Epobirs at April 25, 2015 02:28 AM (IdCqF)
We should call it the "Ronald W. Reagan 'Rods from God'" program. I've got a couple of locations we could stand to smite.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 02:42 AM (T1005)
822
#803
I want to revive Project Thor. For sentimental reasons.
Posted by: Epobirs at April 25, 2015 02:28 AM (IdCqF)
We should call it the "Ronald W. Reagan 'Rods from God'" program. I've got a couple of locations we could stand to smite.
[The name would be for the joy of watching lefty heads explode.....we could be even more sentimental and call it the "Jerry Pournelle 'Rods from God' Program".]
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 02:44 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 02:47 AM (T1005)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOKf5r_JMAo
Posted by: Epobirs at April 25, 2015 02:58 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 03:00 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 25, 2015 03:01 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 03:00 AM (T1005)<<<
Crikey, that's really not so bad, mate.
Posted by: Australians at April 25, 2015 03:05 AM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Australians
"The campaign is often considered as marking the birth of national consciousness in Australia and New Zealand and the date of the landing, 25 April, is known as "Anzac Day" which is the most significant commemoration of military casualties and veterans in those two countries, surpassing Remembrance Day (Armistice Day)."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 03:28 AM (KhFZp)
TOOT!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 03:29 AM (KhFZp)
TOOT!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2015 03:29 AM (KhFZp)
Australian Prime Minister's Dawn Service Address for ANZAC day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DhEZy2j7Rc
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 25, 2015 03:33 AM (0Ew3K)
God bless our brethren in the antipodes!
Er, not their antipodes....the earth's antipodes.....
God bless our brethren down under!
Er, not their personal down under......
Aw, hell -- God bless our brothers (and sisters) in Australia and New Zealand!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 03:46 AM (T1005)
God bless our brethren in the antipodes!
Er, not their antipodes....the earth's antipodes.....
God bless our brethren down under!
Er, not their personal down under......
Aw, hell -- God bless our brothers (and sisters) in Australia and New Zealand!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 03:46 AM (T1005)
Today is the 100th anniversary of Gallipoli.
#RIP
Posted by: The Mournful Hat at April 25, 2015 03:54 AM (0Ew3K)
(hic.)
Bless yer hearts.
Nobody ever lies about how much they drink to pollsters.
(hiccup.)
'Specially down here, in the Bible Belt of the Deep South.
(hic.)
... where we make da mooooonshine...
Posted by: There Are No Heavy Drinkinking Baptists at April 25, 2015 04:17 AM (Tbgqg)
Today is the 100th anniversary of Gallipoli -- a failed campaign. And it is very easy to tally up the deaths on all the occasions when they have occurred.
But if there is something to be remembered from this day, let it be that moment Englishman and Canadians and Americans and other allies were feeling the heat....and reached out their hand in the noise and the blasts and the darkness....and met the firm grasp of a digger.
ANZAC soldiers have been our firm allies for a hundred years. Let us hope that we have been worthy of the alliance, and may both maintain it for 100 years more.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 04:27 AM (T1005)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DhEZy2j7Rc
*Sigh*, remember when we had a leader who believed in us?
Posted by: The Mournful Hat at April 25, 2015 04:34 AM (0Ew3K)
Again, Aus. PM Tony Abbot's respectful and sober address at Gallippoli on it's 100th anniversary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DhEZy2j7Rc
*Sigh*, remember when we had a leader who believed in us?
Posted by: The Mournful Hat at April 25, 2015 04:34 AM (0Ew3K)
It wasn't all that long ago.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 04:46 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 04:47 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 25, 2015 04:47 AM (T1005)
We fought with Australians in WWI, WWII, Korea, Vietnam, and Afghanistan.
The SCoaMF notwithstanding, we are still friends and allies today.
Is it really to much to acknowledge their fallen?
I have: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8938
I hope one of the Cobs does today (Saturday)
Posted by: The Mournful Hat at April 25, 2015 04:57 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: The Mournful Hat at April 25, 2015 05:00 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Ezra Klein at April 25, 2015 05:08 AM (1FyZ2)
Who expects anyone to know that... it was like a hundred years ago.
Posted by: Ezra Klein at April 25, 2015 05:08 AM (1FyZ2)
The movie was part of Mel Gibson's anti-British "trilogy"...
(Yes, one if his finest works, IMHO)
Posted by: The Centenial Hat at April 25, 2015 05:10 AM (0Ew3K)
(Yes, one if his finest works, IMHO)
Posted by: The Centenial Hat at April 25, 2015 05:10 AM (0Ew3K)<<<
Gallipoli, Braveheart, and The Patriot?
Maybe one day I'll make a pro-British movie...
... but first they will blow me.
Posted by: Mel Gibson at April 25, 2015 05:13 AM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: RIP at April 25, 2015 05:16 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 25, 2015 05:26 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 25, 2015 06:04 AM (QLqUE)
Posted by: Newman Smith Jr. at April 25, 2015 06:07 AM (fnLX/)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 25, 2015 06:10 AM (QLqUE)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 25, 2015 06:14 AM (QLqUE)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 25, 2015 06:17 AM (QLqUE)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 25, 2015 06:19 AM (91eZY)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 25, 2015 06:19 AM (91eZY)
So if you live in Marshall, and have a warrant, you might want to be out of town those days.
Posted by: Newman Smith Jr. at April 25, 2015 06:22 AM (fnLX/)
That's one way of getting the criminal element out of town.
I would announce it then not start until a couple of days after the official ending date.
If I had the space in the County Jail
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 25, 2015 06:30 AM (91eZY)
"Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do,
Bad Banks, Bad Banks, Whatcha gonna do when they come for you."
Posted by: Newman Smith Jr. at April 25, 2015 06:34 AM (fnLX/)
Germany to the rescue again. Angela can not take a chance on Greece leaving the EU. She will fork over just enough money to keep things as they are for a bit longer.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 25, 2015 06:37 AM (91eZY)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 25, 2015 06:38 AM (91eZY)
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