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Mitt Romney: There Is "Every Appearance That Hillary Clinton Was Bribed"

Pretty direct.


Posted by: Ace at 08:36 PM




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1 That Willard's a sharpie.

Posted by: RushBabe at April 23, 2015 08:37 PM (zdw2Z)

2 Hah!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 23, 2015 08:37 PM (KH1sk)

3 Where was this Mitt in '12???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:38 PM (FsuaD)

4 Nice commercial. Not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:38 PM (FsuaD)

5 Bribed?? You're funny, puppy dog man. It's just the way we roll.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at April 23, 2015 08:39 PM (xm7gk)

6 I wonder what Harry Reid's hearing about the Clintons and their taxpaying history.

Posted by: Dave S. at April 23, 2015 08:40 PM (UvR6d)

7 The hell you say?!!

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 23, 2015 08:40 PM (KlVdw)

8 I'm still not voting Republican if they nominate Jeb Bush.

Posted by: Irving Washington at April 23, 2015 08:41 PM (mqD1o)

9 Gah. The commercial won't stop. Kill it now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:42 PM (FsuaD)

10
Appearances?! Everyone intelligent knows you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.
- James Carvell

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 23, 2015 08:42 PM (KlVdw)

11 I've got to say, it's occurred to me lately that the Clintons might not be all that forthright and honest.

Posted by: Dave S. at April 23, 2015 08:42 PM (UvR6d)

12 You didn't hear it from me, but he may just have a point.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at April 23, 2015 08:42 PM (QRz0C)

13
But Mitt rode his dog on the roof of the family car, and that's a very serious matter.

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 23, 2015 08:43 PM (P330y)

14 Could this be the Romney we should have elected?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2015 08:43 PM (ftVQq)

15 You know who this helps--?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at April 23, 2015 08:44 PM (Lre/J)

16 Why does Mitt keep driving his car off that truck trailer?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 23, 2015 08:44 PM (/Ho8c)

17 Son showed me a 15 min. video of a recent Apache attack on the Tolllleeebon in Afghanistan. It was marvelous.

Tolllleeebon was attempting to attack Spec Ops.

Sadly, a few goats were killed by Hellfire missiles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:44 PM (FsuaD)

18 The AMTRAK commercial runs better than their trains.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2015 08:44 PM (ztOda)

19 The AMTRAK commercial runs better than their trains.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2015 08:44 PM (ztOda)

20
Mitt's wife faked a disease to gain the sympathy vote, but it did them no good because he didn't pay his taxes.

Posted by: James Carville at April 23, 2015 08:44 PM (P330y)

21 Now he grows a pair?

Posted by: Garrett at April 23, 2015 08:44 PM (/6xrQ)

22 well, must comment on the wide text boxes of course.

So.

Wide text boxes, huh?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 23, 2015 08:45 PM (KG0mU)

23 Looks like a duck...
Walks like a duck...
You all know the rest.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2015 08:45 PM (08Znv)

24 Wow. Good on Mitt for just flat out stating it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 23, 2015 08:45 PM (IrByp)

25 So the reset button photo op really did work. It reset her contributions to zero.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 23, 2015 08:45 PM (IHK0Z)

26 Mitts knows bribery after the SLC Olympics.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2015 08:45 PM (ztOda)

27 So is that video going to autoplay with every refresh?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 23, 2015 08:46 PM (Lre/J)

28 Is it a bribe to accept money for doing something you would have done anyway?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 23, 2015 08:46 PM (zauWW)

29 For some reason, that image reminds me of ...

"All I wanna do is / And / And take your money"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKtzi5xFjz0

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 08:46 PM (0NdlF)

30 "So is that video going to autoplay with every refresh?"

It's our new Undead Video Player.

Posted by: The DC at April 23, 2015 08:47 PM (QRz0C)

31 Autoplaying video. Bane of the Internets.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 08:47 PM (0NdlF)

32 Ixnay on the autoplay.

But the volcano video was pretty cool.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2015 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

33 27
So is that video going to autoplay with every refresh?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 23, 2015 08:46 PM (Lre/J)


Yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:47 PM (FsuaD)

34 Time to figure out how to install Lynx on Windows, I guess.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 08:47 PM (0NdlF)

35
Mitt Romney couldn't compete against President Obama because he has never held a real job.

Posted by: Ron Rournier at April 23, 2015 08:47 PM (P330y)

36 So is that video going to autoplay with every refresh?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 23, 2015 08:46 PM (Lre/J)


Finally a way to make the Horde go from

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 to

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 23, 2015 08:47 PM (IrByp)

37 Hey Mittens; thanks Captain Obvious. Now STFD and STFU.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2015 08:47 PM (60Vyp)

38
Now he calls out Democrats. Go away.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2015 08:48 PM (St6BJ)

39 But the volcano video was pretty cool.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2015 08:47 PM (sdi6R)


What about the virgin?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 08:48 PM (0NdlF)

40 To repeat from the last thread, how the hell do people come off saying Cruz is not honest and trustworthy?

Which other national politician in the last 6 years has actually done what he said he would do?

What the hell?

Posted by: revolting peasant at April 23, 2015 08:48 PM (cVxSt)

41 I've got to say, it's occurred to me lately that the Clintons might not be all that forthright and honest.

Your lack of trust is disturbing.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 23, 2015 08:48 PM (rwI+c)

42 >>I wonder what Harry Reid's hearing about the Clintons and their taxpaying history.


Posted by: Dave S

To keep his yap shut unless he wants another visit from the exercise band.

Posted by: Hillary at April 23, 2015 08:48 PM (sQzB6)

43 Hillary bribed? Obama lying?...NOOOOOOO!

Posted by: tbd at April 23, 2015 08:48 PM (ptGfY)

44 What does it take to put a Clinton in prison?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:48 PM (FsuaD)

45 There is also every appearance that Hillary Clinton is a filthy lying scrunt, and a lock for Democrat nominee.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 23, 2015 08:49 PM (Lre/J)

46 Mitt finally turns his talent for ripping Republicans apart towards a Democrat


I worked for your campaign in 2012, Mitt. This is nice, but two years too late

Posted by: Rupert Wombat, O.B.E. at April 23, 2015 08:49 PM (8CdUx)

47 This would all be moot if Romney had done *his* job.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 23, 2015 08:49 PM (rwI+c)

48 Corrupt top to bottom, inside to out. Not like she is the only one by any chance.

Posted by: just bob at April 23, 2015 08:49 PM (wkuqO)

49 I'm still not voting Republican if they nominate Jeb Bush.
Posted by: Irving Washington at April 23, 2015 08:41 PM (mqD1o)

I didn't vote for my Congresscritter last election and Ron Johnson convinced me he doesn't want my vote either today.

I may have the first Tuesday in November of 16 wide open to do something else at this rate.

Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at April 23, 2015 08:49 PM (Lqb+9)

50 Bloody video can't even pause on click like Youtube.

*mutters*

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 08:49 PM (0NdlF)

51 Watch me knock this crazy white boy clean out of his holy whiteys

Posted by: Evander Holyfield at April 23, 2015 08:49 PM (MgmRp)

52 I was told that Mitt Romney screwed the family dog on top of the car while his kids watched porn in the back seat.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 23, 2015 08:49 PM (QRz0C)

53 36 So is that video going to autoplay with every refresh?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 23, 2015 08:46 PM (Lre/J)

Finally a way to make the Horde go from

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 to

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 23, 2015 08:47 PM (IrByp)



Who are you kidding. They'll just mute their speakers.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 23, 2015 08:50 PM (z/Ubi)

54 If that autoplay doesn't stop, I may have to shoot my laptop. Eight times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:50 PM (FsuaD)

55 What about the virgin?

What virgin?

Posted by: Bill C. at April 23, 2015 08:50 PM (brIR5)

56 'Bribery, libel, destruction of evidence, slander, murder, bribery...'

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 23, 2015 08:50 PM (/6xrQ)

57
Hillary will continue to be the nominee because the public has made their decision and it's final. It's Hillary all the way to the election.

Posted by: Paul Begala at April 23, 2015 08:50 PM (P330y)

58 I think there is a mental association going on where Cruz is suspected of being just like that other guy who was a conservative champion with a latino name but turned out to be a champion of amnesty.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 23, 2015 08:50 PM (zauWW)

59 The race for an autoplay blocker is being won by the SCREAM AT YOU FROM A TAB YOU JUST OPENED crowd.

Figures.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 23, 2015 08:51 PM (bLnSU)

60 Hey - did you know there's a special on Bruce Jenner's ass on cbs news? Now that's interesting.

/liv

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 23, 2015 08:51 PM (Gb+GV)

61 I guess Jon Corzine is a lock on SecCommerce in a Scankles Administration.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 23, 2015 08:51 PM (Lre/J)

62 *taps chin*

So, Scooter Libby goes to the Big House for not being guilty of outing Valerie Plame as a desk jockey CIA agent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:51 PM (FsuaD)

63
Make no mistake, I'm no fag.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 23, 2015 08:51 PM (P330y)

64 Adblock plus seems to be bale to block it, but you have to do it manually.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 23, 2015 08:52 PM (bLnSU)

65 I worked for your campaign in 2012, Mitt. This is nice, but two years too late
Posted by: Rupert Wombat, O.B.E. at April 23, 2015 08:49 PM (8CdUx)

Give me one more chance. It isn't like one more candidate in the mix could hurt.

Posted by: Mitt "Tanned, ready, rested" in '16 at April 23, 2015 08:52 PM (Lqb+9)

66 I'm controlling the Hoveround from Inside The House!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 23, 2015 08:52 PM (G4aHK)

67 Bribed huh? Maybe he should report a crime.

Posted by: dogfish at April 23, 2015 08:52 PM (1vYi0)

68 Blocking is for sissies. Muting is the American way.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 23, 2015 08:53 PM (QRz0C)

69
It wasn't a bribe, I was the Russian's way of saying "Thanks" for the reset button.
- Hillary!

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 23, 2015 08:53 PM (KlVdw)

70 Noscript for the win. It also blocks all that nasty facebook and twatter crap.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 23, 2015 08:53 PM (zauWW)

71 Next up: Mitt bites off Evander's other ear.

As if.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:54 PM (FsuaD)

72 Is that the real MR or the mirror universe one? Who f'n cares I don't give a crap about what either one says.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2015 08:54 PM (JdEZJ)

73 Hey - did you know there's a special on Bruce Jenner's ass on cbs news? Now that's interesting.

The >.2% of Americans that have a particular mental disturbance is now NATIONAL PRIORITY #1.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 23, 2015 08:54 PM (Lre/J)

74 I just survived my mom's Hillaryloveathon.

Talking points going forward:

*Hillary said she'd testify openly, Trey Gowdy is a jerk.

*Obama is throwing her under the bus because she wants to help the middle class.

*She's the only politician who wants to help others and not just herself.


Posted by: Lauren at April 23, 2015 08:54 PM (MYCIw)

75 It's only a bribe if it makes you change your position. Otherwise, it's just a gratuity.

Posted by: HRH HRC at April 23, 2015 08:54 PM (amQXf)

76 *taps chin*

So, Scooter Libby goes to the Big House for not being guilty of outing Valerie Plame as a desk jockey CIA agent.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:51 PM (FsuaD)

He was guilty of being and working for a Republican, and that we just can't abide at all.

Posted by: MSM at April 23, 2015 08:54 PM (Lqb+9)

77 17 Son showed me a 15 min. video of a recent Apache attack on the Tolllleeebon in Afghanistan. It was marvelous.

Tolllleeebon was attempting to attack Spec Ops.

Sadly, a few goats were killed by Hellfire missiles.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:44 PM (FsuaD)



Poor goats. Just remember this when you see a goat running around with a detached dick in it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 23, 2015 08:55 PM (+Fae7)

78 I have found fault! A Clinton fault! Which simply means an honest 'mistake' fault...NY Times circa 'anytime'!

Posted by: tbd at April 23, 2015 08:55 PM (ptGfY)

79 Binders Full of Misogyny

Posted by: Garrett at April 23, 2015 08:55 PM (/6xrQ)

80 DEAR COBS AND MOST HIGH EWOK. PLEASE DON'T POST AUTOPLAY VIDEOS. I CANNOT READ THE SITE ON MY PHONE EXCEPT AT WORK OR EVEN IN BED WHILE WIFE SLEEPS.

..and yes, I'm shouting; politely.

Posted by: dogfish at April 23, 2015 08:56 PM (1vYi0)

81 Just a friendly tip(I know y'all-don't go there) insert smiley. Pale Moon with Flashblock add-on. Works a treat to stop autoplay.

Posted by: BurntSwampCatawampus at April 23, 2015 08:56 PM (RYEWF)

82 Auto... play... ad... in the THREAD???

REALLY????

Posted by: BB WOLF, at April 23, 2015 08:56 PM (qh617)

83 A grifter from day one.

Posted by: crusader rabbit at April 23, 2015 08:56 PM (huBOR)

84 Autoplay videos make me feel unsafe. The makers should be in jail.

Posted by: Modern college student at April 23, 2015 08:56 PM (Lqb+9)

85 "44
What does it take to put a Clinton in prison?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:48 PM (FsuaD)"
Tell Bill there's free sex inside?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2015 08:57 PM (nGTO0)

86 And these asshole went after me?

Posted by: Bob McDonnell at April 23, 2015 08:57 PM (+Fae7)

87 Main headline on Comcast Homepage:

Patreaus given probation.

Obviously, you guys can't even recognize REAL news.

Come on, Ace, getcheract2gether.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 08:57 PM (BZAd3)

88 Son is watching Family Guy (which I hate) while doing laundry.

Yeah, I let him come over to do his laundry. He and his roommates are separating. He's moving in with another vet/college student, and the couple he was rooming with have broken up due to the scrunt female cheating with the male friend's best friend. It's like a soap opera.

Husband and I didn't see this happening at all. Right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:57 PM (FsuaD)

89 > "And then it was covered up by lying about a meeting in her home with the principals, and by erasing emails," he continued. "And I presume we might know for sure whether there was or was not bribery if she hadn't wiped out thousand of emails. But this is a very, very serious series of facts, and it looks like bribery."

No! My all my emailsl during my time as SecState was all about yoga and cookie recipies!


Blame Bush!

Posted by: Braying Wild Hildebeast at April 23, 2015 08:58 PM (EbDeb)

90 I don't get all the Hillary Hate ... don't we want her to be the nominee? I can't imagine a weaker candidate in the general.

Posted by: Kate58 at April 23, 2015 08:58 PM (oLZsm)

91 I find it hard to believe that the people behind Travelgate, Chinagate, Monicagate, Whitewater, Benghazi and ServerGate would have their ethics questioned.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 23, 2015 08:58 PM (Lre/J)

92 >>Poor goats. Just remember this when you see a goat running around with a detached dick in it.

Tell me more.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 23, 2015 08:59 PM (sQzB6)

93 85 "44
What does it take to put a Clinton in prison?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:48 PM (FsuaD)"
Tell Bill there's free sex inside?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2015 08:57 PM (nGTO0)


Telling Hillary that there is a whole lotta scamper waiting for her in there?

AKA, the same thing as Bill

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 23, 2015 08:59 PM (+Fae7)

94 He won't even come out and say what she really is and instead spouts some mealy mouthed BS about there might be an appearance of a possibility of wrongdoing.

What's he got to lose by just blasting the hell out of her? F'n pussy.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2015 09:00 PM (JdEZJ)

95 44
What does it take to put a Clinton in prison?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 08:48 PM (FsuaD)

-----
Million times more than what it took youtube guy to land there.

Posted by: Dave S. at April 23, 2015 09:00 PM (UvR6d)

96 Wow. Autoplay is really... eh... what's the word..?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 09:01 PM (BZAd3)

97
I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.

Posted by: Frito Pendejo at April 23, 2015 09:01 PM (ynQIy)

98 Come on, Ace, getcheract2gether.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 08:57 PM (BZAd3)

But Sonny Bono's dead!

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 23, 2015 09:01 PM (nCKKS)

99 I am not a crook.

Posted by: Braying Wild Hildebeast at April 23, 2015 09:01 PM (EbDeb)

100 OK is there a value to having a heavy pistol?


AKA less blow back. I have 380's in pocket size and Walther pp with basically same ammo. Walter weighs three times pocket gun

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 23, 2015 09:01 PM (0FSuD)

101 "96 Wow. Autoplay is really... eh... what's the word..?"

Awesome?

Posted by: The DC at April 23, 2015 09:01 PM (QRz0C)

102 Steam Update:

Some modder has put up a mod for $99.99 giving all horses in skyrim schlongs. There's some similar satire going on in the workshop, but that one really stands out.

Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2015 09:01 PM (ZbV+0)

103 I am not a crooked crook.

Posted by: Braying Wild Hildebeast at April 23, 2015 09:02 PM (EbDeb)

104 Daily Caller is that creep Tucker Carlson's outfit, isn't it?

Figures they'd be so noxious.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 23, 2015 09:02 PM (Lre/J)

105 I wonder if selling Iran our uranium reserves through Russia was the second term flexibility Obama was discussing with Medved.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 23, 2015 09:03 PM (nCKKS)

106 I am not a crook that has been caught, ergo, I am not a crook.

Posted by: Braying Wild Hildebeast at April 23, 2015 09:03 PM (EbDeb)

107 Awesome?
Posted by: The DC at April 23, 2015 09:01 PM (QRz0C)

In circumstances like this, I can never remember that word.

Weird, right?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 09:03 PM (BZAd3)

108 who gives a shit what romney says?

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 09:04 PM (AkOaV)

109 I got willowed in the last thread:

OT, but I was just reading about the modifications to Kennedy Space Center's Launch Complexes 39A and 39B for the next generations of rockets that will use those historic pads.

http://www.nasaspaceflight.com/2015/03/ksc-pads-preparations-future-vehicles/

The two pads were originally built for the Saturn V, and were then converted for the Space Shuttle.

Of the two, 39A has gotten more use, launching all of the Apollo moon landing flights and about 2/3 of the Shuttle launches. It is one of the two most historic launch sites in the world; the other one being the Russian pad where Yuri Gagarin flew from which is still in use.

It should continue to get more use in the future, since that's the pad SpaceX has leased.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2015 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

110 Well, Fox reported this evening that China is warning us that the Norks have more nukes. So there's that.

I really, really believe Iran has a nuke or three. They're just playing Barry like a violin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 09:05 PM (FsuaD)

111 More of this please!! Call it what it is and make Hill and Bill tell us how it is not* bribery.

He didn't preface it w/any "they're good people" crap, did he?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 09:05 PM (2TN4k)

112 D'oh Boy's gift to the Horde:

http://tinyurl.com/oeub9mx

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 09:08 PM (FsuaD)

113 'The two pads were originally built for the Saturn V, and were then converted for the Space Shuttle. '

Awesome is an overused word but the Saturn V was that indeed. I'm glad to hear Space X will be using that pad.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2015 09:08 PM (JdEZJ)

114
23 Looks like a duck...
Walks like a duck...
You all know the rest.

Posted by: Diogenes


That reminds me of a story: Hillary was walking down the street with a duck on a leash and a guy shouted out, "Hey, where'd you get the pig?" Hillary replied, "It's not a pig its a duck." The guy said, "I was talking to the duck." The guy? It was Bill Clinton, and he later fucked that duck. The story may be apocryphal, but that doesn't mean it never happened.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 23, 2015 09:09 PM (TIgJq)

115 *North Korea points at Ukraine*
"Haw Haw!"

Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 23, 2015 09:09 PM (IHK0Z)

116 I think her campaign is just a big head fake to draw out bribes for the past ten years.

Posted by: pj at April 23, 2015 09:09 PM (cHuNI)

117 That's not funny.

Posted by: The Duck at April 23, 2015 09:10 PM (JdEZJ)

118 > I don't get all the Hillary Hate ... don't we want her to be the nominee?

AbSoLUTLEY!

And be sure to embrace those Little People who say "who gives a shit what romney says?"...

Posted by: Braying Wild Hildebeast at April 23, 2015 09:10 PM (EbDeb)

119 The story may be apocryphal, but that doesn't mean it never happened.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 23, 2015 09:09 PM (TIgJq)

Stories don't have to have happened if they speak to a higher truth.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at April 23, 2015 09:12 PM (Lqb+9)

120 There is "every appearance that Hillary Clinton is a Persian rug muncher.".

Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 23, 2015 09:13 PM (/6xrQ)

121 117 That's not funny.

Posted by: The Duck


You should get some ice for that beak.

Posted by: Slick Willy C. at April 23, 2015 09:13 PM (TIgJq)

122 The New York Times commenters are all in denial.

There's no proof

The Kochs bribe the Rethuglicans, too

Hillary is too smart to do something like that.

Pathetic.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 23, 2015 09:13 PM (laMCB)

123 Children. Watching porn. In the car.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 23, 2015 09:13 PM (QRz0C)

124
Sherlock Romney.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 23, 2015 09:14 PM (kdS6q)

125 > Stories don't have to have happened if they speak to higher truth



Fake, but accurate.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 23, 2015 09:14 PM (EbDeb)

126 I've been predicting all along they are looking to push Hillary out of the way because they prefer Warren.That's why this is gettng traction now.The Clinton's have always been crooked,now they are suddenly interested.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2015 09:15 PM (mGBKM)

127 Hillary wasn't bribed. She was peddling influence.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2015 09:15 PM (SFXPl)

128 For those who missed Mark Levin tonight--he points out that most of the Obama cabinet approved the sale of the uranium companies to the Russians and that Obama had to have known. It goes beyond the Clintons.

Posted by: Emily at April 23, 2015 09:15 PM (7Rn+/)

129 I don't get all the Hillary Hate ... don't we want her to be the nominee?


I'd rather see her in jail but if Jeb is the option then we will get the first female (can I say that word?) President.


You thinks the hysterics are bad now you ain't seen nothing yet. Remember also that zero still has lots of time left to go completely all out go for broke beserk on us too.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2015 09:17 PM (JdEZJ)

130

Also, I'm pretty sure that story about the Stork bringing babies is less than accurate.

Posted by: Mitt Hercule Romney

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 23, 2015 09:17 PM (kdS6q)

131
alternate post subtitle:

Wait'll obama Finds Out!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:17 PM (Tk6Z0)

132 Maybe if we're nice to the Russians they'll get out of Ukraine.

Then that would be another legacy for me.

Winning!

Posted by: Barry at April 23, 2015 09:17 PM (laMCB)

133 MFM: The Clintons didn't lie about it. They simply misstated the truth. Oh look squirrel!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2015 09:17 PM (3UGBQ)

134 So you see, in relative terms I'm perfectly innocent. Take that wingnutz!

Posted by: Lois Lerner at April 23, 2015 09:18 PM (QRz0C)

135 Posted by: Emily at April 23, 2015 09:15 PM (7Rn+/)

Sure wish there was a way to look at a LOT of democrat tax returns (and Swiss numbered accounts).

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2015 09:18 PM (ftVQq)

136 For those who missed Mark Levin tonight--he points out that most of the
Obama cabinet approved the sale of the uranium companies to the Russians
and that Obama had to have known. It goes beyond the Clintons.


Yes, but if the Clintons can be scapegoated Obama maintains influence and all the Dem cash flows his way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 23, 2015 09:18 PM (UVfht)

137
obama truly is emperor. He has everyone under his thumb. Petraeus, Clintons, all of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:19 PM (Tk6Z0)

138 A palate cleanser:

http://tinyurl.com/m9uuxjw

Two Apache helicopters take out a Taliban platoon attempting to attack Spec Ops in A-stan (thanks to my son).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 09:19 PM (FsuaD)

139 Late to the party but who gives a shit?
Nothing will happen to any of these fuckers.
There is no rule of law only the rule of man.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 23, 2015 09:22 PM (R8hU8)

140
obama and jarret are like the mirror universe Kirk and his whore.


In Kirk's quarters, he had a secret monitor for spying on his entire crew. And with one push of a magic button, he could eliminate anyone in his crew that was a threat to him.

obama's FBI and his CIA and his NSA and his secret service are his secret monitoring device. obama sees all. obama hears all. obama knows all.
Hillary Clinton's fate is in his claws.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:23 PM (Tk6Z0)

141

I mean do you really think obama doesn't use EVERY SINGLE agency to *his* advantage?

IRS, anyone? All of the govt agencies are rotten to the core now because of obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:24 PM (Tk6Z0)

142 You know Obama is going to be pissed
Cause you know he didn't get his cut

Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 23, 2015 09:25 PM (QK70D)

143 @ 3 - my words exactly. Is Mitt only critical when he isn't running for office?

Posted by: Null at April 23, 2015 09:26 PM (xjpRj)

144 Where is the proof? The proof?

Posted by: Lanny Davis at April 23, 2015 09:26 PM (W5DcG)

145 140. FBI and his CIA and his NSA and his secret service

0.0
Close, so close

Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 23, 2015 09:27 PM (QK70D)

146 Mitt's only saying what 300 millions Americas think.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 23, 2015 09:28 PM (zRby/)

147 I bet Lurch is kicking himself in the ass over not getting in on the gravy train while it was rolling.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 23, 2015 09:29 PM (4CRfK)

148 One of the Clinton flunkies said, there's not one shred of evidence to support this. NOT she didn't do it. Just there isn't any evidence of it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2015 09:29 PM (3UGBQ)

149 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 23, 2015 09:30 PM (Dwehj)

150 Where is the proof? The proof?
Posted by: Lanny Davis at April 23, 2015 09:26 PM (W5DcG)


The proof is 42. After all, it is [i/] ValuRite.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2015 09:30 PM (SFXPl)

151 Mitt's only saying what 300 millions Americas think.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 23, 2015 09:28 PM (zRby/)

I'd enter 2012 election season into evidence that a good portion of 52% of those 300 million you mention don't in fact actually think at all.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at April 23, 2015 09:30 PM (Lqb+9)

152 I agree with Velvet. Nothing will happen to anyone involved. Nothing. Obama will skate. The Clintons will skate. Laws are for the little people. I no longer feel like trying to make this republic work. I am tired of everything. The left has won and they are now free to finish off the country.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 23, 2015 09:32 PM (fLKzW)

153 >>I bet Lurch is kicking himself in the ass over not getting in on the gravy train while it was rolling.


Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation...

He couldn't find a rich widow to marry in this whole affair.

Posted by: Aviator at April 23, 2015 09:32 PM (sQzB6)

154

It depends on what the definition of "bribe" is ...

Posted by: Arbalest at April 23, 2015 09:32 PM (FlRtG)

155 I would never take a bribe unless you give me money.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 23, 2015 09:33 PM (FcR7P)

156 Liberal logic: "At least she's not a disgusting capitalist like Mitt Romney!"

Posted by: Manolo at April 23, 2015 09:33 PM (NCVM7)

157
Nothing will happen to anyone involved.

Clinton will be in the White House for 8 years, at least. That's what will happen.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:34 PM (Tk6Z0)

158 Just there isn't any evidence of it.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2015 09:29 PM (3UGBQ)

I seem to remember that the Clintons are/were lawyers, hence the masterful turns of phrase!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2015 09:34 PM (ftVQq)

159 >>I would never take a bribe unless you give me money.

Posted by: Hillary!

I'll just leave it over here on the night stand.

Posted by: Putin's Proxy at April 23, 2015 09:34 PM (sQzB6)

160 Oh, off salacious and hopefully soon to be owned entirely by a Virginia frat sock.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 23, 2015 09:35 PM (Lqb+9)

161 You would think that a private citizen with connections and money like MR would do something to get some people prosecuted like hire some damn lawyers or something. I don't know what it would take but I bet some money and effort would have an impact.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2015 09:37 PM (JdEZJ)

162 That's unpossible!

*re-assumes the position*

Posted by: MSM at April 23, 2015 09:37 PM (0Ew3K)

163 Anybody come in with, "What difference does it make" yet? I'll still leave it here.

Posted by: Unfresh Mashup of Adam Sandler & Will Farrell at April 23, 2015 09:38 PM (Jha0o)

164 humahumahuma

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 23, 2015 09:38 PM (Dwehj)

165 The vast right wing conspiracy including those Tea Party nudniks that write for the New York Times is fabricating evidence against St. Hillary.

I've got that on good authority from some asshole named Robert Silverman who's a Clinton apologist. Screamin' Howey Dean is also signed on for the Clinton Defense Team.

Nothing to see here folks--just a fabricated "distraction" Move on.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 23, 2015 09:38 PM (Sda6L)

166
Kung Fu is on. In this episode Kane is confused by a beautiful woman.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:38 PM (Tk6Z0)

167 A private citizen with money who wants to get people prosecuted, runs for office and appoints prosecutors.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2015 09:39 PM (ztOda)

168 Liberal Logic: "They weren't bribes. They were voluntary redistribution of wealth."

Posted by: Manolo at April 23, 2015 09:39 PM (NCVM7)

169 I could get behind Romney if he would show the will to fight for his country as he would fight for his own family.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 23, 2015 09:39 PM (DmNpO)

170 Has anyone asked a certain former VA governor about this?

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2015 09:40 PM (ztOda)

171 There is no evidence. I ate it all.

Posted by: Joey Biden at April 23, 2015 09:40 PM (SFXPl)

172 #166 Is that the one with Diana Muldaur as a Gypsy or something? She confused him right into cross dressing, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Unfresh Mashup of Adam Sandler & Will Farrell at April 23, 2015 09:40 PM (Jha0o)

173 I drink alone. With nobody else.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 23, 2015 09:41 PM (Dwehj)

174 I must confess, I feel that I hardly know this woman, Mrs. Clinton.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 23, 2015 09:42 PM (QRz0C)

175 167 A private citizen with money who wants to get people prosecuted, runs for office and appoints prosecutors


That takes too damn long.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2015 09:42 PM (JdEZJ)

176 And then, we're headed for Washington!!1!! Aaarrrrrrrrrgh!1!1!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 23, 2015 09:43 PM (Dwehj)

177
Is that the one with Diana Muldaur as a Gypsy or something?

Yep, the broad from the Star Trek episode. She's a dancer with a traveling pitchman for an elixir.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:43 PM (Tk6Z0)

178 I sure could use an elixir.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 23, 2015 09:44 PM (Dwehj)

179 Hilary isn't an honest politician; she didn't stay bought for the Chinese. They must be pissed she is Putin's bitch now.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2015 09:45 PM (ztOda)

180 168 Liberal Logic: "They weren't bribes. They were voluntary redistribution of wealth."
Posted by: Manolo at April 23, 2015 09:39 PM (NCVM7)


Liberals care nothing for *voluntary* acts of redistribution of wealth. They are all for all such acts going through the government which knows 'best' where money should go.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 23, 2015 09:45 PM (Lqb+9)

181 "In this episode Kane is confused by a beautiful woman."



Man's burden on this Earth.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 09:46 PM (HjFfm)

182
This is why I hate TV. You're watching a nice show like Kung Fu and then all of a sudden...DO YOU SUFFER FROM CHRONIC DIARRHEA? YOU MIGHT BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:47 PM (Tk6Z0)

183 Yes, but if the Clintons can be scapegoated Obama maintains influence and all the Dem cash flows his way.

Heh, I guess Obama counted on what would happen if you "drag a dollar through the State Department."

Posted by: no good deed at April 23, 2015 09:47 PM (GgxVX)

184 When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself....

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 23, 2015 09:47 PM (V70Uh)

185 Hillary getting made is like ALL of us getting made.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 23, 2015 09:48 PM (AVEe1)

186 ... but mostly Hillary.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 23, 2015 09:49 PM (AVEe1)

187 The graphic ads for all the true crime/forensic dramas were a key factor in why we ditched TV ten years ago.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2015 09:49 PM (ztOda)

188 182 The channels that show the old shows are the worst as apparently they believe their demo are old geezers who need boner pills or to sue someone.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2015 09:49 PM (mGBKM)

189 She's about to get quid pro quo'd in the ass. Do you really think Obama's going to grant her a pardon without signing over half the Clinton Foundation?

Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2015 09:49 PM (FcR7P)

190 As long as they're not pitching autoerotic asphyxiation products during Kung Fu.

Posted by: Unfresh Mashup of Adam Sandler & Will Farrell at April 23, 2015 09:49 PM (Jha0o)

191 Side effects include diahreia, headaches, thoughts of suicide, erectile dysfunction, and inability to drive heavy machinery.

Fuck.

I'll just live with the damn acne.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 23, 2015 09:50 PM (V70Uh)

192 Wanna be really depressed?

She'll still get +/- 50% of the popular vote.

You know it's true.

This nation has a death wish.

Posted by: Jaws at April 23, 2015 09:50 PM (Rbtz3)

193 It could be worse, well,,, maybe not.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 23, 2015 09:50 PM (LySXj)

194 Hahaha. That's up there with the Vaginal Mesh commercial. I'm still not sure what vaginal mesh is all about. And then there's the Mesothelioma one. I think they're making up these ailments.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 23, 2015 09:50 PM (2x3L+)

195 Hillary! wasn't just bribed. That's too passive a description. She surely solicited them. Because poor.

So, like objects in your sideview mirror are closer than they appear, the Clinton's bribery is bigger than it seems.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 23, 2015 09:51 PM (1CroS)

196 192 Wanna be really depressed?


No. Cheer me up.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2015 09:51 PM (JdEZJ)

197 Vaginal mesh.

Posted by: Vaginal Mesh at April 23, 2015 09:51 PM (QRz0C)

198 If we had a dedicated rich guy, his bets move would be to fund a left wing third party option. Ballot management - for the win.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2015 09:52 PM (ztOda)

199 Hillary! MUST be stopped. Even if Warren is elected, who cares? She is more stupid and less corrupt than Hillary. DESTROY HILLARY AT ANY COST?

Posted by: Truth Hurts at April 23, 2015 09:52 PM (Tsfk9)

200 va-gin-al MEEEESSSSHHHH/It's all I really need

That was in that movie where Gene Wilder had a big crush on Kelly LeBrock, right?

Posted by: Unfresh Mashup of Adam Sandler & Will Farrell at April 23, 2015 09:53 PM (Jha0o)

201 "When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself...."



Right.


Wait....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 09:53 PM (HjFfm)

202 I saw a headline about Hillary being on Social Security and I thought "Did she ever work for 10 years in her life?"

Seems like she's always been a grifter.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 23, 2015 09:53 PM (V70Uh)

203
steevy, no shit, right.

My favorite ad is for the people who have sudden uncontrollable outbursts of crying or laughing.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:53 PM (Tk6Z0)

204 I doubt I'll have time to post in Drew's anti GOP , we are all doomed post tomorrow. I just wanted to post this link:

http://www.cbo.gov/publication/49976

Under GOP plans, we could have a debt to gdp ratio of 58% and a balanced budget in 10 years. Will this pass the house and Senate after conference? Good chance. Will it pass the Presidents desk? No, he's a short sided ass who's too dumb to know what would make him look good in the history books. But it might if we had a moderate dem and certainly would if we had good Republican.

I just want to keep your spirits up folks. Republicans will bounce back and get a budget like this passed one day. There's a better than even chance it will happen in 16/17. If the next cycle holds 6 or 8 years, that will lead to a significant reduction in debt. Hence, America saved.

There is hope people. Hope you are enjoying yourself.... and aren't stressing too badly about the state of World/ US Affairs. It was worse under Wilson, FDR, Nixon and LBJ. It got better. We'll be fine. Take care and enjoy your life. The fed gov can't stop you from going where you want, talking to who you want, spending time with your family, reading, speaking your mind, or shooting your gun (that's local gov and if that is your problem, come on over to FL)

Life could be better, but its pretty darn good here, and odds are it will get much better in the future.

Posted by: Stone at April 23, 2015 09:53 PM (2u11t)

205 Side effects include diarrhea, constipation, and normal bowel movements.

Posted by: Joey Biden at April 23, 2015 09:54 PM (SFXPl)

206
I knew a girl who got the giggles at inappropriate times.
Such as a wake.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:54 PM (Tk6Z0)

207 I saw Vaginal Mesh open for Penis Sheath at the Meadowlands.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 23, 2015 09:54 PM (fLKzW)

208

TRANS vaginal mesh...

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:55 PM (Tk6Z0)

209 A vaginal mesh is what happens after I've visited a frat house.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 23, 2015 09:55 PM (Dwehj)

210
and now an ad for catheters

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:55 PM (Tk6Z0)

211 If it takes 10 years to balance the budget our debt to GDP by then will be around 150%

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 23, 2015 09:55 PM (zauWW)

212
You know what?

I don't wanna get old.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:55 PM (Tk6Z0)

213 The danger of explosions in vaginal mesh labs

Posted by: Unfresh Mashup of Adam Sandler & Will Farrell at April 23, 2015 09:56 PM (Jha0o)

214 I don't car what the bitter TruCons say, I will always like Mitt Romney and think he would have made a great President.

Posted by: Kal at April 23, 2015 09:56 PM (13G+x)

215 Have you ever considered vaginal mesh? Some parts are edible.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at April 23, 2015 09:56 PM (QRz0C)

216 212 Better to die young and leave a handsome corpse.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2015 09:57 PM (mGBKM)

217 Oh, vaginal meth again!

Posted by: Inspector Gadget at April 23, 2015 09:57 PM (LySXj)

218 This is all kabuki to distract us while ubama finishes the destruction of America and civilization.

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2015 09:57 PM (go5uR)

219 One of my brothers was in a hospital for heart problems and they gave him a catheter.

He tells me that he LOVES it.

Apparently, he hadn't had a full night's sleep in decades.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 23, 2015 09:57 PM (V70Uh)

220 L, Elle: "I think they're making up these ailments."

I wish there was a cure for spontaneous dental hydroplosion. Has anyone posted an ad for that?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 23, 2015 09:57 PM (1CroS)

221 I just want to keep your spirits up folks. Republicans will bounce back and get a budget like this passed one day.

Haha. Ha.

False hope ain't no hope.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 09:58 PM (0NdlF)

222
It used to be much worse -- a couple of years ago IT TOOK AN ACT OF CONGRESS to stop the tv stations from cranking up the volume for their obnoxious ads.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:58 PM (Tk6Z0)

223 No such thing as a handsome corpse.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 23, 2015 09:58 PM (fLKzW)

224 216 steevy the problem is that 215 Euell Gibbons ate that natural stuff and died old and uuugggglllly

Posted by: Unfresh Mashup of Adam Sandler & Will Farrell at April 23, 2015 09:58 PM (Jha0o)

225 "He tells me that he LOVES it."

Yeah, wait 'till they take it out.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 23, 2015 09:58 PM (QRz0C)

226 I was in the process of forwarding MWR's phenomenal rant to some Vet friends..., when it occurred to me that I do not know if she is a Vet or not. Anyone know?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2015 09:58 PM (F2IAQ)

227 Unfortunately, Hillary is just the most blatant example of what politics have become lately, especially under Obama and that is politicians selling out the best interests of this country for self enrichment.

It crosses party lines.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 09:59 PM (BZAd3)

228 You can eat a pine tree, you know.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 23, 2015 09:59 PM (Dwehj)

229 oh, and I think we're doing a super job politics wise this cycle vs Hillary. I don't think a Rubio or a Walker will back down from attacking her, and even Bush has hopefully learned from Romney that being nice won't get you the chair. We'll be down and dirtier this time, but **** it, that's not unconstitutional, we won't cheat like the dems do and we'll win.

And at the very least, a Republican will get some S.C. justices, reduce the debt to gdp and won't go outside the constitutional limits of the office like Hillary (would) or Obama has.

Posted by: Stone at April 23, 2015 09:59 PM (2u11t)

230
A catheter will let me pee in bed??

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:59 PM (Tk6Z0)

231 It used to be much worse -- a couple of years ago IT TOOK AN ACT OF CONGRESS to stop the tv stations from cranking up the volume for their obnoxious ads.
Posted by: Soothsayer
---------------

Only applies to over-the-air broadcast.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2015 09:59 PM (F2IAQ)

232 I know she likes Dogs but I am not sure if she is a Vet

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 23, 2015 09:59 PM (fLKzW)

233 My favorite ad is for the people who have sudden uncontrollable outbursts of crying or laughing.

"You got the kuru. You're f@cked. Shouldn't have eaten that hobo"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 23, 2015 10:00 PM (AVEe1)

234 I will always like Mitt Romney and think he would have made a great President.

I can't disagree but the fact is he failed. He failed when he could have won and we needed him badly. He failed to go for zero's throat and drag him down. If he was to do that even now I would support him but it's not in him.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2015 10:00 PM (JdEZJ)

235 Pay for Play

It isn't hard to describe so people understand quickly

Pay for Play

The player was Putin. The object uranium.

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 10:00 PM (zOTsN)

236 230 A catheter will let me pee in bed??
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:59 PM


You've never had one taken out, have you?

Not. Worth. It.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2015 10:01 PM (qyomX)

237 I don't wanna get old.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:55 PM (Tk6Z0)


Being old ain't for pussies.

Posted by: Joey Biden at April 23, 2015 10:01 PM (SFXPl)

238 >>I'm still not sure what vaginal mesh is all about.

It's what Huma and I do.

Posted by: Hillary at April 23, 2015 10:01 PM (sQzB6)

239 My god! How to eliminate the auto play of the video?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2015 10:01 PM (F2IAQ)

240 In Hillary's defense ... pic.twitter.com/FAG2p1xCIV

I noticed FAG2P in the twitter URL and giggled like a schoolgirl.

And then I denounced myself.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 23, 2015 10:02 PM (l81jB)

241 It's what Huma and I do.
Posted by: Hillary at April 23, 2015 10:01 PM (sQzB6)
******
No... That's Vaginal MASH

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 23, 2015 10:02 PM (fLKzW)

242 My god! How to eliminate the auto play of the video?

Not an option, pal.

Posted by: The AoS Hamsters at April 23, 2015 10:02 PM (Dwehj)

243
I had 90 entries in an end of game scratcher with a jackpot of $750,000. Did I win? NO! I googled the name of the person who did win and it came back to a registered sex offender. Sigh...

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 10:03 PM (iQIUe)

244
I doubt I'll have time to post in Drew's anti GOP , we are all doomed post tomorrow.....Life could be better, but its pretty darn good here, and odds are it will get much better in the future.
Posted by: Stone




The preceding post was brought to you by the Georgetown University Capitol Hill Student Intern Program.

Go Bulldogs!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 23, 2015 10:03 PM (kdS6q)

245 It isn't auto playing for me. If it is for you just turn the volume down

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 10:04 PM (zOTsN)

246 You've never had one taken out, have you?

Not. Worth. It.
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2015 10:01 PM (qyomX)


I'm not sure which is worse: having a catheter inserted or having one removed.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 23, 2015 10:04 PM (0RdKg)

247 I think Mitt would make a great Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2015 10:04 PM (ztOda)

248 "My god! How to eliminate the auto play of the video?"


I know. Just had to turn off my volume.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 10:05 PM (wsVyi)

249 The stents for the kidney stone went in under anesthesia, they came out without. Not sure which was worse, the stone or the stents.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2015 10:05 PM (ztOda)

250 I WILL BE HEARD!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 23, 2015 10:05 PM (QRz0C)

251 Some people call me Boston Bomber
Some say my heart's soon to stop

And some people call me numb nuts
'cuz I ran over my brother, not the cops

Posted by: The Joker Tsarnaev at April 23, 2015 10:06 PM (Jha0o)

252 I WILL BE HEARD!

*stabs Mute button *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2015 10:06 PM (F2IAQ)

253 >>I'm not sure which is worse: having a catheter inserted or having one removed.

Having it jerked on.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 23, 2015 10:06 PM (sQzB6)

254 Autoplay? Blech!

Too little, too late Mr. Romney.

What the Hildebeest has done is horrifically evil. This is so far beyond partisan politics. Politics is a game played by people who play games. This is genuine, undeniable treason. Weasel words and double-speak do nothing to dent the cold reality. This. Is. Evil. Fucking evil. Dear Lord I have never felt so bleak about the future of not only this nation, but my family.

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Bourbon Enthusiast at April 23, 2015 10:07 PM (CAyKM)

255 247 I think Mitt would make a great Speaker of the House.


Compared to what we have now the dry roasted peanut I just ate would make a better speaker.

Can Mitt cry? Cause to be speaker apparently you have to be able to cry.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2015 10:07 PM (JdEZJ)

256 WHO WAS AUTOPLAY????!!!!!

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Bourbon Enthusiast at April 23, 2015 10:08 PM (CAyKM)

257 Citizens!

Elect Me!

I will be your Leader!

Posted by: Braying Wild Hildebeast at April 23, 2015 10:08 PM (EbDeb)

258 You're gonna love my nuts.

Posted by: Bill Clinton for Slapchop at April 23, 2015 10:09 PM (QRz0C)

259 I am autoplay

Posted by: Rebel gladiator 1 at April 23, 2015 10:09 PM (Jha0o)

260 This vicious and unprovoked attack on St. Hillary of The Vagina is a hateful trigger that makes me and my many sisters feel unsafe and....yes....raped!

Posted by: Charmaine Moonrise at April 23, 2015 10:09 PM (Zu3d9)

261 what does mitt want?

Posted by: Feh at April 23, 2015 10:09 PM (Uk9e2)

262 Mike Hammer -- I don't think MWR is a vet but I'm not completely certain. She is in her early 30's so she would have had to serve in Iraq or Afghanistan. I've never seen her comment or reference being over there.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 23, 2015 10:10 PM (2x3L+)

263 261 what does mitt want?
Posted by: Feh at April 23, 2015 10:09 PM


Autoplay.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2015 10:10 PM (qyomX)

264 Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2015 10:07 PM (JdEZJ)

Salted?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2015 10:10 PM (Zu3d9)

265 *deletes autoplay WTF rant*

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Bourbon Enthusiast at April 23, 2015 10:11 PM (CAyKM)

266 We will abolish your autoplay.

Posted by: Bilious Little Leftist Writer Wannabes at April 23, 2015 10:11 PM (Dwehj)

267 Can Mitt cry? Cause to be speaker apparently you have to be able to cry.
Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2015 10:07 PM (JdEZJ)

Crying is for weak losers.

Posted by: Nancy "frozen face" Pellosi at April 23, 2015 10:11 PM (Lqb+9)

268 None of this is true because it's Hillary 's turn and the nice man with the good hair on the TV says she's smart and stuff.

Posted by: Every Other Person You See Today at April 23, 2015 10:11 PM (Rbtz3)

269 Ich bin autoplay

Posted by: Zombie JFK at April 23, 2015 10:12 PM (Jha0o)

270 Salted?

Absolutely. Sos I can drink more beers.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2015 10:12 PM (JdEZJ)

271 lemme say, late in the thread, that there is a difference between "being bribed" and 'being bribable"
No way the smartest woman in the history of the universe didn't know what she was doing. Remember, Palin is an evil dope but Hillary is the "taking the high road" bomb in the pants suit.

Posted by: mallfly at April 23, 2015 10:12 PM (qSIlh)

272 Having it jerked on.
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 23, 2015 10:06 PM (sQzB6)

Yep. No fun.

Most anything beats a urethral dilation though. Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 23, 2015 10:12 PM (0RdKg)

273 Just make sure you auto play with a buddy

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at April 23, 2015 10:13 PM (zOTsN)

274 I looked through the posts and sidebars, and maybe I missed it, but there was serious volcano action in Chile today:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-32425370

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2015 10:14 PM (qyomX)

275 Here is what gets to me the most and makes me almost despondent. We are being ruled over by lawless retards and there is not so much as a yip from the pissing Yorkie opposition party. The sane, rule of law people are getting absolutely FUCKED at every turn and we are impotent to do anything about it. It is to the point where I don't know what to do.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 23, 2015 10:14 PM (fLKzW)

276 Oh, and BTW. Mitt's response is still passive.

She was bribed, like some kind of victim? Doubt it.

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Bourbon Enthusiast at April 23, 2015 10:14 PM (CAyKM)

277 Posted by: Nancy "frozen face" Pellosi


Ha! Remember that time my lips got stuck to your face? Good times, good times.

Posted by: John Boner at April 23, 2015 10:14 PM (JdEZJ)

278 Hillary spoke in class TODAAAAAYYYYY

Whoa-a-ohhhhh-oh

Whoa-a-ohhhhh-oh

aye yay yay yay aye yay yay yay

Posted by: Nobody's heard from Eddie Vedder in a bit at April 23, 2015 10:15 PM (Jha0o)

279 "She was bribed, like some kind of victim? Doubt it."

Evil, duplicitous men forced their cash into my bank account. It was just like rape!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 23, 2015 10:16 PM (QRz0C)

280 @ Mike:

Where's the rant, anywho?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 10:16 PM (0NdlF)

281 Brings back memories of how he was just as forthright about Barack Obama.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Bill Quick at April 23, 2015 10:16 PM (4WboX)

282 272 Most anything beats a urethral dilation though. Trust me on this one.

Words that belong together:
Salted peanuts
Democrat resigned
Chocolate (any word)

Words that do not belong together:
Urethral Dilation
Eating Paste
President Hillary

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2015 10:17 PM (qyomX)

283 We U.S. Americans should have more autoplay. Like the South Africans.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at April 23, 2015 10:17 PM (Dwehj)

284 The catheters for an in-and-out one time drainage aren't very pleasant, but a hell of a lot better than the one with a little balloon on the end to hold it in the bladder (I think it's called a Foley).

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2015 10:18 PM (SFXPl)

285 "The sane, rule of law people are getting absolutely FUCKED at every turn and we are impotent to do anything about it. It is to the point where I don't know what to do."

Suck when you're a responsible human being with a lot to lose, don't it?

Posted by: Jaws at April 23, 2015 10:18 PM (Rbtz3)

286 So, do you wanna autoplay?

Posted by: Kate Upton overplayed cleavage commercial at April 23, 2015 10:19 PM (Jha0o)

287 The worst catheters are the autoplay catheters. You're just sitting in your bed one night, and all of a sudden...autoplay! You don't have to get up for a few days, assuming you keep alcohol right by your bed, but it's still the worst.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2015 10:20 PM (qyomX)

288 #284 oh, crap! Then what's the Foley Artist in the credits been doing?

Posted by: Who wins in a fight Best Boy or Gaffer? at April 23, 2015 10:20 PM (Jha0o)

289 Daily Caller. The ancient iPad won't absorb the pop-ups, pop-arounds, pop-behinds, pop-beneaths, and, of course, Flash.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 23, 2015 10:20 PM (yxw0r)

290 >>> We are being ruled over by lawless retards and there is not so much as a yip from the pissing Yorkie opposition party.

Yup, this is what gets me too. I always knew the Dems were soulless, death obsessed monsters, but the guys we've been voting for are the equivalent of Nazi collaborators. The people that care about and love this country are what makes this country great, and we have no representation.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 23, 2015 10:21 PM (2x3L+)

291 I think everyone is being unkind to Hillary.

She's just unlucky.

Is it her fault that scandal and dead people follow her around like the plague?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 10:21 PM (BZAd3)

292 Most men have had sex with a white woman.
Few men have had sex with a black man, or some Indonesian boy-love simulacrum of such a man.
In sex, you either give dick, or get dick.
In politics, you either give dick or get dick.
(Or, you like to watch, like some of those inchoate men, semi-dickless types, who fear Scratch more than the Lord, who give all their well-learned politesse, and move to DeeCee.)

Posted by: Erstwhile Knightsbridge Ponce, Current "New" Rasta, Mon at April 23, 2015 10:21 PM (flPsq)

293 Pointing out that Our Lady Savior Hillary took a bribe is sexist.

Posted by: liberals everywhere at April 23, 2015 10:21 PM (1uKzc)

294 I spend more on autoplay in one day than you rubes make in a year.

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 23, 2015 10:22 PM (Dwehj)

295 "Is it her fault that scandal and dead people follow her around like the plague?"



Just a nasty, life-long coincidence.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 10:23 PM (wsVyi)

296 Anyone else starting to get the feeling that no matter how many corrupt dollars Hillary has accumulated, she's still not going to get the nomination? No one likes her. Even the New York Times happily runs stories about how much she sucks.

Not saying I'm happy about this. Corrupt Hillary is still probably better than O'Malley or Dances With Lies. But the good part is how funny it would be if she lost the nomination again.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2015 10:25 PM (qyomX)

297 Urethral Dilation was Stevie Wonder's best album!

Posted by: Garrett at April 23, 2015 10:26 PM (/6xrQ)

298 "In politics, you either give dick or get dick."


If you don't complain, you might get a reach-around.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2015 10:28 PM (SFXPl)

299 The Clinton's are good people who have given their lives to public service. Cut her some slack.

(refill my damn glass bartender and try to keep up)

Posted by: John Boner at April 23, 2015 10:28 PM (JdEZJ)

300 Vaginal Mesh is Docking for Dykes.

Posted by: Garrett at April 23, 2015 10:28 PM (/6xrQ)

301 Urethral Dilation was Stevie Wonder's best album!
Posted by: Garrett at April 23, 2015 10:26 PM (/6xrQ)
**********
fvl; 13g o'va qer vqev qrv'[oiqvb kaev qer q'rqrem

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 23, 2015 10:28 PM (fLKzW)

302 Sandy Berger will be occupying a prominent cabinet seat in a Billary administration.

Posted by: Hank at April 23, 2015 10:29 PM (K+1ie)

303 292 In sex, you either give dick, or get dick.
In politics, you either give dick or get dick.


You had me at "dick." Say, are you on Twitter?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at April 23, 2015 10:29 PM (qyomX)

304 Urethral Dilation was Stevie Wonder's best album!
Posted by: Garrett at April 23, 2015 10:26 PM (/6xrQ)
**********
fvl; 13g o'va qer vqev qrv'[oiqvb kaev qer q'rqrem
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 23, 2015 10:28 PM (fLKzW)
***********
asv rqg

Posted by: Ronnie Milsap at April 23, 2015 10:30 PM (fLKzW)

305 222
It used to be much worse -- a couple of years ago IT TOOK AN ACT OF CONGRESS to stop the tv stations from cranking up the volume for their obnoxious ads.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 09:58 PM (Tk6Z0)


Reason #1,234,386 as to why this Republic keeps passing shitty laws. Should not be up to the government to do this, and when we cry to our legislators "please kind Sir, save us from the scourge of tv ads that are louder than the programs!", our legislators listen to the 2-3% who bitch about this and pass a law. In that law they also attach an amendment giving the Stagecoach Museum $300M for a new exhibit, and an amendment to phase out 40 watt light bulbs.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 23, 2015 10:30 PM (+Fae7)

306 Five Bourbons, Five Scotches, Five Beers.

Posted by: Weeping Boner at April 23, 2015 10:30 PM (Dwehj)

307 I AM NOT A DICK JOKE!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 23, 2015 10:30 PM (QRz0C)

308 "
Anyone else starting to get the feeling...."


Eh, don't know. A lot of Donk lemmings will never know of all this and still vote for her.

And they really don't have anybody else. Warren, O'Malley, etc. Too stupide, too unknown.


Of course, I've been surprised before.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 10:31 PM (wsVyi)

309 "In politics, you either give dick or get dick."


Sometimes you don't get shit. But you can still get shitfaced.

Pour another bartender I gotta kiss another witch tonight!

Posted by: John (The Dick) Boner at April 23, 2015 10:32 PM (JdEZJ)

310 308 Warren, O'Malley, etc. Too stupide, too unknown.

* taps shoulder *

Posted by: President Barack H Obama at April 23, 2015 10:33 PM (qyomX)

311 Remember... the new standard is that the populace has elected the Indonesian Imbecile.... twice. I now believe that anything is possible.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 23, 2015 10:34 PM (fLKzW)

312 No one can be ruled out as a potential donk nominee. And after the number of votes Cornhole Cornyn got in our last Texas primary I'm thinking the same is also true for team R.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 23, 2015 10:34 PM (zauWW)

313 307 I AM NOT A DICK JOKE!
Posted by: Hillary! at April 23, 2015 10:30 PM (QRz0C)



Well, Nixon was the original dick joke.

"Why change dicks in the middle of a screw. Vote for Nixon in '72.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2015 10:34 PM (SFXPl)

314 "* taps shoulder *"



Yes, I know. Thus my "surprise" comment above.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 10:36 PM (wsVyi)

315 If my country demands it, I will once again make the ultimate sacrifice.

Posted by: John Kerry at April 23, 2015 10:37 PM (QRz0C)

316 I want my...

I want my...

I

want

my

O

N

T

Posted by: The Overnight Hat at April 23, 2015 10:37 PM (0Ew3K)

317 So it's Bribey Thursday?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 23, 2015 10:38 PM (NeFrd)

318 If Mitt spends every day from here to the election trolling the left and the Clintonites regardless of the nominee that'd be great because at this point he'll be able to get into the heads of the left. To the left he's dead and irrelevant. Reminding them that he isn't dead nor irrelevant will drive them nuts.

Posted by: Former Mass Resident at April 23, 2015 10:38 PM (X9xhg)

319 315 If my country demands it, I will once again make the ultimate sacrifice.
Posted by: John Kerry at April 23, 2015 10:37 PM


Go home, shut up, and stop living off the largess of your Sugar Mommy? Yes, please.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2015 10:39 PM (qyomX)

320 It doesn't matter who the Dem candidate is. We have passed the point where 50% of the population is receiving some kind of govt benefit. They aren't voting for a particular candidate. They are voting for free shit. The argument that the R's are going to take X away from you is a powerful motivator for lazy slackers who have lost the ability to take care of themselves.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 23, 2015 10:39 PM (2x3L+)

321 ONT stimulus pic:
http://tinyurl.com/kyrza4u

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 23, 2015 10:39 PM (zauWW)

322 So, what can be discussed in the ONT that can't be discussed here?

Guns?

Bewbs?

Guitars?

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2015 10:39 PM (SFXPl)

323 Off topic, but I'm a fairly active Yelper. They're promoting an Asian film festival this weekend in LA. Free admission with three checkins. (It's a bar crawl.)

The featured films might as well be Democrat campaign videos. Two movies set in a dystopian future, one where the earth is covered in water, another where there is massive income disparity. Another film is a young Hawaiian girl inspired by her transgender gym teacher to enter an all male hula hoop competition. Two films about Iran, one about a young boy who loves football, another about the 1979 revolution. Another film explores the long standing comradery between the black and Asian communities. It seems the left is heavily courting Asians now, taking other minoroties for granted.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 23, 2015 10:40 PM (nCKKS)

324 You can't always get what you want
(boo hop hoo hoo)
You can't always get what you want
(boo hoo hoo hop)
But if you cry some time
You just might find.
You can kiss Pe-lo-si.

Posted by: John (The Dick) Boner at April 23, 2015 10:40 PM (JdEZJ)

325 It was just a few months ago that Hillary was telling folksy stories about how dead broke they were. A few bribes here, and a few bribes there, and all of a sudden you can afford a nice home and a private server.

Posted by: Dave S. at April 23, 2015 10:41 PM (UvR6d)

326 Frank Giustra and Bill Clinton from 2008 in British Columbia linked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2015 10:41 PM (kivUY)

327 Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 23, 2015 10:28 PM (fLKzW)

***


Hey Stevie- is it true you wrote a song about BHO and Hillary called

"Ebony and Ovary" ?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 23, 2015 10:41 PM (NeFrd)

328 "Ebony and Ovary" ?


That song always makes me cry.

And thirsty. Bottoms up!

Posted by: John (The Dick) Boner at April 23, 2015 10:43 PM (JdEZJ)

329 Dick jokes.

I remember a sign at a anti-VN war rally that said "No slow withdraws, Dick"

I thought it was cute.

Posted by: Hank at April 23, 2015 10:44 PM (K+1ie)

330 316 I want my...

I want my...

I

want

my

O

N

T
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at April 23, 2015 10:37 PM (0Ew3K)


I don't know, someone last night was complaining that the Happy Fun Ball was too negative and didn't provide enough ways to change things by giving numbers for legislatures.

I fear the Happy Fun Ball might grace us with more Yoko Ono in return.

Please, please do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. Think of the overnighters.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 23, 2015 10:44 PM (Lqb+9)

331 Time to figure out how to install Lynx on Windows, I guess.
Just use the NoScript extension. I can't see the embedded video, it's just blank space and there's no autoplay.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2015 10:45 PM (kivUY)

332 I saw Urethral Dilation open for Oderus Urungus at the Bottom Line in Greenwich Village. Grossest show ever.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2015 10:47 PM (qyomX)

333 "Ebony and Ovary"

I suppose "Ebony and Prostate" didn't flow as well.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 23, 2015 10:47 PM (AVEe1)

334 Don't criticize Cracked either, bergerbilder, that's a night in the box too on the ONT.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2015 10:48 PM (kivUY)

335 This thread has been loading slow for me all night. I think it's the video. It want's to re-allow each time I do it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 10:48 PM (wsVyi)

336
Another film is a young Hawaiian girl inspired by her transgender gym teacher to enter an all male hula hoop competition




Kumu Hina

http://kumuhina.com/

and that's Ha'wa'i'ia''n* you racist.

*insert extra '''''''''s if needed

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 23, 2015 10:50 PM (kdS6q)

337 I suppose "Ebony and Prostate" didn't flow as well.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 23, 2015 10:47 PM (AVEe1)


***

ISWYDT

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 23, 2015 10:50 PM (NeFrd)

338 Andy, I'm way beyond criticizing anything at my age. All I do is complain.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2015 10:51 PM (SFXPl)

339 I'll take one of those happy highballs. Make it a double.


Bartender did I ever tell you about the time I wasn't gonna be speaker any more? Booze got me thru. It always does. I love booze.

Posted by: John (The Dick) Boner at April 23, 2015 10:52 PM (JdEZJ)

340 How red-blooded, straight, right-wing christian can a male hula hoop contest be?

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2015 10:52 PM (ztOda)

341 and that's Ha'wa'i'ia''n* you racist.

Sandwich Islander, wot?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 23, 2015 10:53 PM (AVEe1)

342 Bill sold us out to the Chinese. No surprise Hillary would sell us out to everyone else.
Treason is a family business for the Clintons.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 23, 2015 10:54 PM (F0Cog)

343 I promise to vote for the first candidate to suggest, in a formal Presidential debate, that "Hawaii" be renamed "Sandwich".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 23, 2015 10:55 PM (AVEe1)

344 Auto play made my career.

No. Wait. Might have been auto tune. Something like that.

Posted by: T-Pain at April 23, 2015 10:55 PM (qyomX)

345 Hmmm, this thing looks and smells stale. Kinda like McConnell's act. Let's have another beer and the ONT.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 23, 2015 10:56 PM (xrURQ)

346 'Treason is a family business for the Clintons'

Nonshense! The Clintons are good people. Take it from me.


Posted by: John (The Dick) Boner at April 23, 2015 10:56 PM (JdEZJ)

347 "Hmmm, this thing looks and smells stale. Kinda like McConnell's act. Let's have another beer and the ONT."


Not so much stale as well used.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 10:57 PM (wsVyi)

348 Is autoplay anything like autoerotica?

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2015 10:57 PM (SFXPl)

349 Gov Romney,

What about your gaffs?

Posted by: The MSM at April 23, 2015 10:57 PM (53CCM)

350 It seems the left is heavily courting Asians now, taking other minoroties for granted.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 23, 2015 10:40 PM (nCKKS)




They just want us to do their math homework for them.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 10:57 PM (nL0sw)

351 Wo ist mein ONT?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 23, 2015 10:58 PM (/WPPJ)

352 Moving among the stirring crowds, you come to the poi merchants, squatting in the shade on their hams, in true native fashion, and surrounded by purchasers. (The Sandwich Islanders always squat on their hams, and who knows but they may be the old original "ham sandwiches"? The thought is pregnant with interest.)

Posted by: Mark Twain at April 23, 2015 10:58 PM (qyomX)

353 The beatings will continue until moral improves:
http://tinyurl.com/mytbkha

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 23, 2015 10:58 PM (zauWW)

354 Actually, Mr. Romney,

It is bribery.

Posted by: Jack at April 23, 2015 10:59 PM (53CCM)

355 Is autoplay anything like autoerotica?

Posted by: bergerbilder
****

Sex with cars? Disgusting!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 23, 2015 10:59 PM (F0Cog)

356 "They just want us to do their math homework for them."



*snort*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 10:59 PM (wsVyi)

357
Improved morals?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2015 10:59 PM (Tk6Z0)

358 Is autoplay anything like autoerotica?


****

Don't ask me.

Posted by: Otto Preminger at April 23, 2015 10:59 PM (NeFrd)

359 "Not so much stale as well used."


Well used, like a Hollywood starlet? Or well used like a White House intern?

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 23, 2015 11:00 PM (o/3Hk)

360 You don't like junk in the trunk?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2015 11:01 PM (kivUY)

361 "Wo ist mein ONT?"


Is es die zufunkt.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 11:01 PM (wsVyi)

362 Mitt never had to "correct" his tax filings.

Posted by: tmitsss at April 23, 2015 11:01 PM (Pa9vP)

363 "What about your gaffs?"

I don't have gaffs. I have gankles.

Posted by: Hillaroids at April 23, 2015 11:01 PM (SFXPl)

364 Not my type. She's too....conscious.

Posted by: Democrat at April 23, 2015 11:01 PM (F0Cog)

365 Well used, like a Hollywood starlet? Or well used like a White House intern?

There's a difference?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 23, 2015 11:01 PM (KCxzN)

366 "Well used, like a Hollywood starlet? Or well used like a White House intern?"


*Thinks*


Yeah, about the same.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 11:02 PM (wsVyi)

367 Well used, like a Hollywood starlet? Or well used like a White House intern?

There's a difference?

Posted by: AltonJackson
****

Money and fame. And the interns think it will lead to a career. Hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Democrat at April 23, 2015 11:02 PM (F0Cog)

368 362 Mitt never had to "correct" his tax filings.
Posted by: tmitsss at April 23, 2015 11:01 PM (Pa9vP)

Mitt can add AND subtract.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2015 11:04 PM (+YMhA)

369 Hollywood starlets always have to return the dress to wardrobe, WhiteHouse interns keep them as evidence for posterity.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 23, 2015 11:05 PM (o/3Hk)

370 OK, I'm out. Give my regards to the ONT.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 23, 2015 11:07 PM (KCxzN)

371 "WhiteHouse interns keep them as evidence for posterity."



Well, now, that's a point.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 11:08 PM (wsVyi)

372 369 Hollywood starlets always have to return the dress to wardrobe.

Well...not always.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 23, 2015 11:08 PM (qyomX)

373 Mitt never had to "correct" his tax filings.

He never paid any taxes.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 23, 2015 11:08 PM (W5DcG)

374 is anyone planning to watch the Bruce Jenner interview tomorrow?

Posted by: L, Elle at April 23, 2015 11:08 PM (2x3L+)

375 Nighty-night, AJ.


Probably not far behind.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 11:08 PM (wsVyi)

376 Mashes ONT forward assist button again
http://tinyurl.com/orgys59

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 23, 2015 11:09 PM (zauWW)

377 #374

I'll be happy to read what you think about it.

Posted by: Jack at April 23, 2015 11:09 PM (53CCM)

378 alternate post subtitle:



Wait'll obama The Vozhd Finds Out!

Fixed for historical accuracy

Posted by: Kindltot who doesn't really understand tags at April 23, 2015 11:09 PM (t//F+)

379 Ok, bailin' - good night, kids.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 23, 2015 11:09 PM (/WPPJ)

380 Bruce Jenner? No.


Weird ass freak.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 11:10 PM (wsVyi)

381 This is what happens when you piss of Maet...

Posted by: The Overnight Hat at April 23, 2015 11:10 PM (0Ew3K)

382 374 is anyone planning to watch the Bruce Jenner interview tomorrow?


I am. He's such a brave man, uh woman. I find him inspiring.

Posted by: John (The Dick) Boner at April 23, 2015 11:10 PM (JdEZJ)

383 >>> I'll be happy to read what you think about it.
Posted by: Jack at April 23, 2015 11:09 PM (53CCM)

I was hoping for a volunteer to watch it and report back so I don't have to hate myself for watching it.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 23, 2015 11:11 PM (2x3L+)

384
Bruce is gonna say what ALL the tranny freaks say: he'll be so mch happier being who he really is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2015 11:13 PM (Tk6Z0)

385

Let the Midnight Ont

Shine an ever loving light on me.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 23, 2015 11:13 PM (kdS6q)

386 For anyone who is wondering how gun rights are fairing in the Oregon legislature:

Sometimes the only tactic left is revenge.

http://www.oregonfirearms.org/lies-rule-the-capitol-recalls-begin

Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2015 11:14 PM (t//F+)

387 And then one day (50% chance), he'll kill himself and the media will blame straight, white, middle class, Christian society for it.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2015 11:15 PM (kivUY)

388

After midnight

We're gonna shake your tambourine.

After midnight

It's all gonna be peaches and -- cream.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 23, 2015 11:15 PM (kdS6q)

389 I first heard about this some time ago, but it looks like the VA is still in the gun-grabbing business.

Daily Caller link: http://tinyurl.com/l74lw7z

Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 11:15 PM (nL0sw)

390

Midnight at the Ontasis

Send your camel to bed

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 23, 2015 11:16 PM (kdS6q)

391 It's all gonna be peaches and -- cream


Can I get bourbon on that?

Posted by: John (The Dick) Boner at April 23, 2015 11:17 PM (JdEZJ)

392 @384

Well, I'll just redouble my weird ass freak comments. Now you "look" like a woman. Sorta.


Screw him. Not the good way.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 11:17 PM (wsVyi)

393 Actually, the more I hear from Romney the angrier I get at what could have been and could of been averted.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2015 11:19 PM (dvoaF)

394 The whole Bruce Jenner spectacle is a sign of the times and how fast we are falling culturally. We went from gay marriage to transgender rights and gender neutral bathrooms in rapid speed. I worry what's next bc the Jenner story should make normal people shudder and feel sick. Instead, this man has coalesced a movement behind him demanding sympathy and new rights.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 23, 2015 11:19 PM (2x3L+)

395 Well, I'll just redouble my weird ass freak comments. Now you "look" like a woman. Sorta



You gotta live your life with no regrets. Lord knows I do.

Posted by: John (The Dick) Boner at April 23, 2015 11:19 PM (JdEZJ)

396 Screw him. Not the good way.

You know how it is here in the sticks, the trannys are better looking than the real girls.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 23, 2015 11:20 PM (zauWW)

397 Bruce Jenner interview. No. People shouldn't exploit other people that have mental illnesses.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 23, 2015 11:21 PM (o/3Hk)

398 Meanwhile, Maet is furiously collecting links to memorable Yoko Ono performances.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 23, 2015 11:21 PM (0RdKg)

399 You know how it is here in the sticks, the trannys are better looking than the real girls.

I ain't that lonely...yet

Posted by: Dwight Youkum at April 23, 2015 11:21 PM (KCxzN)

400 And I'm regretting not having a drink. Set me up again bartender!

Posted by: John (The Dick) Boner at April 23, 2015 11:22 PM (JdEZJ)

401 384
Bruce is gonna say what ALL the tranny freaks say: he'll be so mch happier being who he really is.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2015 11:13 PM (Tk6Z0)

Hopefully it works out rather than joining the high number it doesn't spontaneously fix all their problems for who then complete suicide.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 23, 2015 11:22 PM (Lqb+9)

402
Let your love flow like a mountain stream

Let your love fly like a bird on a wing

Thats whats playing at the gym now.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2015 11:22 PM (Tk6Z0)

403 "ou know how it is here in the sticks, the trannys are better looking than the real girls."


Well, put a little gas in that tank. Drive to town. Have some fun.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 11:23 PM (wsVyi)

404 Bruce Jenner is the living embodiment of a John Irving tragedy.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 23, 2015 11:23 PM (o/3Hk)

405 398 Meanwhile, Maet is furiously collecting links to memorable Yoko Ono performances.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 23, 2015 11:21 PM (0RdKg)

Like Maet doesn't already have that folder collected in order to drop punishment at a moments notice.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 23, 2015 11:24 PM (Lqb+9)

406 OK, I'm out for the night. Y'all take care and tell the ONT I said Hi.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 11:25 PM (nL0sw)

407
Meanwhile, Maet is furiously collecting links
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit



tinyurl.cracked.com

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 23, 2015 11:26 PM (kdS6q)

408 Where was this bizzaro world Romney when it mattered?

Posted by: flounder at April 23, 2015 11:26 PM (ecDRv)

409 Mitt Romney: There Is "Every Appearance That Maetenloch Is Going To Punish The Horde With Tonight's ONT"

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 23, 2015 11:26 PM (0RdKg)

410 406 OK, I'm out for the night. Y'all take care and tell the ONT I said Hi.


You gonna finish that drink? Cause I can for ya.

Posted by: John (The Dick) Boner at April 23, 2015 11:27 PM (JdEZJ)

411
Quitter!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2015 11:27 PM (Tk6Z0)

412 Shit. 10:30. I'll turn into a pumpkin soon.



Night.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 11:28 PM (wsVyi)

413 411
Quitter!


Not true! I can quit any time. I'll show you!

Posted by: John (The Dick) Boner at April 23, 2015 11:28 PM (JdEZJ)

414 What a surprise that its Hugh Hewitt on top of pimping this.

He probably draws Romney 2016 with hearts around it on every one of his notebooks.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2015 11:28 PM (zt+N6)

415 I am really sick of that Romney interview.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 23, 2015 11:29 PM (l3vZN)

416 ONT up

Posted by: The Overnight Hat at April 23, 2015 11:29 PM (0Ew3K)

417 "Clowns."

/Arnold voice

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 23, 2015 11:29 PM (TF10X)

418 Anybody up for a BV and Coke? I'm pouring.

Boner, no need to answer. Just hold out your glass.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 23, 2015 11:30 PM (FviSe)

419 Just pour it straight into my mouth.

Posted by: John (The Dick) Boner at April 23, 2015 11:30 PM (JdEZJ)

420 nood

ONT

no sign of Yoko

yet

Posted by: Dwight Youkum at April 23, 2015 11:30 PM (KCxzN)

421 >>> Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 23, 2015 11:23 PM (o/3Hk)

It really is a tragedy. He is likely to be miserable for the rest of his life as a "woman" -- moreso than the life he lived as a man, but we have an amoral media that pushes deviance as a way to crush traditional, Judeo-Christian morality. He is being encouraged in his mental illness and used to further an agenda

Posted by: L, Elle at April 23, 2015 11:30 PM (2x3L+)

422 I'm posting this one last time;
If anyone wants to send CAC &. Mrs. CAC baby gift I have registry.
If you would like to send gift email me at:
Carolthewiz@gmail.com.


Would one please put on ONT?

Thank You!!

Posted by: Carol at April 23, 2015 11:31 PM (sj3Ax)

423 This Hillary! Clinton story is getting pretty spooky.

Probably doesn't help that I'm binge watching 'Burn Notice'.

Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at April 23, 2015 11:32 PM (1l5c/)

424 You'll get autoplay for ONT and like it!

Posted by: Maet's Staff at April 23, 2015 11:35 PM (1CroS)

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