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Palestinian Students at MIT: The Scheduled Israel Celebration Makes Us Feel "Unsafe;" We Want It Cancelled

Of course.

The Israeli Independence Day raises politically sensitive questions given that it just so happens to represent the 1948 Palestinian Exodus, also known as the “Nakba”. This is a day of extreme tragedy and traumatic loss for millions of people, including many students here at MIT. As Palestinians and supporters of Palestine in the MIT community, we are alarmed by the fact that the UA are endorsing this event, given that the UA represents us as well. We feel unsafe in an environment that celebrates a catastrophic day for one nation at an official school-wide capacity by a body that represents all students equally, with no regards or sympathy towards our tragedy.

We direct this message to the entirety of the student body with a request for change. We request the UA to detach the carnival from SpringFest, and to refrain from sponsoring and/or publicizing it at a school-wide capacity.

Meanwhile, at Reason, those who claim to be made to feel "unsafe" by Christina Hoff Sommers' speech are engaging in some rather threatening stuff themselves: Posting placards claiming that specifically-named Oberlin Republicans "perpetuate rape culture."

David Bernstein writes about that this claim of free speech being "unsafe" is actually making it unsafe to practice free speech.

This is a huge threat to the future of free speech nevertheless. Today's college students are going to be tomorrow’s judges, and if they truly believe that "safety" means "never having to deal with opinions that disagree with one's cherished beliefs," then censorship has a good chance of gaining the upper hand over freedom of speech. After all, public safety can be a justification for suppressing speech, as with the "fighting words" doctrine.

Hot Air runs down Sommers' appearance on the Megyn Kelly show, and how infantilizing this whole concept that girls are fragile little hysterical things who need to repair to the fainting couches the moment they hear something that offends their virginal ears.

If that's what women really are -- I don't think most are, but I know some women are like that -- then I'm sorry, but you're not equal. You are children, and children have special protections encoded in the law because they are children -- but they are also not considered to be legal adults or to have legal capacity to make important decisions.

If you want to be children, fine -- but don't expect to be hired for jobs requiring adults.

Megyn Kelly concludes the segment with advice from her old trainer, a patriarchal penis person who probably #Raped her with crunches or something: "Toughen up, Buttercup."

Posted by: Ace at 04:44 PM




Comments

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1 Foist

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2015 04:46 PM (6GBAx)

2 Buy some Silver dimes!!1!1

Posted by: luaP noR at April 23, 2015 04:46 PM (niR9V)

3 Is this thing on?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2015 04:46 PM (6GBAx)

4 What utter bullshit. Unsafe is walking down a dark alley at 3:00 in the morning, drunk, and unable to defend yourself. Knickers in a twist isn't unsafe, it's uncomfortable. Pull them out of your ass and get over yourself.

Posted by: Moki at April 23, 2015 04:46 PM (x303I)

5 Fuck all liberals. Let's declare War on them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 04:46 PM (rDqRv)

6 all speech that has a different viewpoint than mine makes me feel unsafe.

make it all illegal immediately.

Posted by: libtards for censorship at April 23, 2015 04:47 PM (1uKzc)

7 We have an entire generation of special snowflakes who have been raised on an expectation of never being offended and demanding absolute adherence to their ideas.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2015 04:47 PM (6GBAx)

8 Hey, like I can totally sympathize with those "Palestinian" students, you know? That's a lttle somethin'-somethin' I picked up in Reverend Wright's church! Funny thing about that? Those dumb-ass American leftist "Jews" who voted for me, knew all about that........

Death to America!! Death to the JOOOOOOOZ!

Posted by: Barack HUSSEIN 0Bama at April 23, 2015 04:48 PM (sCHw2)

9 "unsafe" triggers Title IX, right?

That's why they all use that word to describe speech?

That it makes them feel unsafe?

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 04:48 PM (AkOaV)

10 *types*

*deletes*

*types*

*deletes*

How are we supposed to share a society with these people?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 04:49 PM (h4vJk)

11 My foot is itching to go up someones ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 04:49 PM (rDqRv)

12 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 04:49 PM (M1uf/)

13 The way I see it, women must be children, and children can't vote, so women should not have the right to vote, since they are children and wards of the state.

Actually, these idiots are an insult to women who are grownups with responsibilities and who are thinking participants in society.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 04:50 PM (xWW96)

14 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 04:50 PM (M1uf/)

15 What's that old, old saying? Spare the rod and spoil the child? I denounce myself for making all the little special snowflakes soil their diapers.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 04:50 PM (9iR5/)

16 How are we supposed to share a society with these people?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 04:49 PM
We're not, that's their point. Unless you fall into the PC groupthink you will be silenced.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2015 04:50 PM (6GBAx)

17 I acknowledge your right to feel unsafe. Now shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2015 04:50 PM (FRkJH)

18 Piss on them. If they don't like it don't let the door hit them in the ass on the way back to their 3rd world shithole.


And why are we letting these turds in here in the first place?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 04:50 PM (wlDny)

19
How are we supposed to share a society with these people?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 04:49 PM (h4vJk)

I have a strange feeling that they don't want to share.

Posted by: Moki at April 23, 2015 04:50 PM (x303I)

20 Knickers in a twist isn't unsafe, it's uncomfortable. Pull them out of your ass and get over yourself.



AND, they wouldn't be uncomfortable if they weren't up there to begin with.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 04:50 PM (1deOB)

21 look how successfully our deluge of ungrateful immigrants assimilate.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 23, 2015 04:51 PM (bCJvd)

22 Fuck this "unsafe" bullshit.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 23, 2015 04:51 PM (q20+R)

23 including many students here at MIT

Errr... there are (*math*) 67 year old MIT students from Palestine?

Seriously?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 04:52 PM (M1uf/)

24
Rocket hits southern Israel as Independence Day ends
For the first time in 2015, red alert siren sounds in Sderot and other Gaza border communities; rocket hits open field in Sh'ar HaNegev Regional Council; no injuries or damages reported.

Wonder if the palestinian students are upset by this? I hope they all drop dead from severe dysentary

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 04:52 PM (rDqRv)

25 Palestinians are the n**ers of the Middle East. Shit on by everyone.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 23, 2015 04:52 PM (evdj2)

26 All of islam's problems will be fixed the day it is utterly annihilated.

Posted by: Null at April 23, 2015 04:52 PM (xjpRj)

27 WOW........we had no idea that hatin' the Jews and hoping for a Second Holocaust was such an integral part of your "Palestinian" culture! To make amends, shall we have a special "Talk like a Terrorist" Day dedicated to Hamas?

Posted by: MIT Admins at April 23, 2015 04:52 PM (sCHw2)

28 AND, they wouldn't be uncomfortable if they weren't up there to begin with.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 04:50 PM (1deOB)

I can't tell if you are saying they shouldn't get their knickers in a twist, or if they shouldn't be wearing knickers in the first place. This is the Horde, after all.

Posted by: Moki at April 23, 2015 04:53 PM (x303I)

29 I have a strange feeling that they don't want to share.



I have a strange feeling that they won't like how that game plays out.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 04:53 PM (1deOB)

30 "Makes us feel... "

What people say who have no control over their emotions.

Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2015 04:53 PM (FRkJH)

31 I have a strange feeling that they don't want to share.
Posted by: Moki at April 23, 2015 04:50 PM


Works for me. They want 'unsafe'? They got it.

*spits on hands*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 04:53 PM (h4vJk)

32 Cut federal aid to public universities. Make the universities co-sign student loans. Then, I bet, much of this shit will go away.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2015 04:53 PM (/HX7u)

33 I applaud this mostly peaceful demonstration of the beauty of multi-cultural diversity!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2015 04:53 PM (ftVQq)

34 My foot is itching to go up someones ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup



I laughed out loud and nodded.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 23, 2015 04:53 PM (evdj2)

35 The only way these idiots will feel safe is if we're all locked safely away in the camps. The only real problem with their hypothesis is that eventually everyone will have to be in the camps. They would eat their own after we're gone.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 04:53 PM (9iR5/)

36 I think these people should be forced to wear nerf, from head to toe, when they go out in public.

You know, to make the feel un-unsafe

Posted by: dirty comma at April 23, 2015 04:53 PM (H4y6S)

37 Conservatives should stop sending their children to college. They need us more than we need them.

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2015 04:54 PM (gmeXX)

38 Would someone tell me where this "country" named Palestine is located?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 04:54 PM (wlDny)

39 Poor little Pakis and delicate buttercups.

*twitches*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 04:54 PM (FsuaD)

40 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 04:52 PM (rDqRv)

I doubt this will end well!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2015 04:54 PM (ftVQq)

41 including many students here at MIT

Errr... there are (*math*) 67 year old MIT students from Palestine?
Seriously?


You saw that too?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 04:54 PM (1deOB)

42 Dammit. "Palis" not Pakis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 04:54 PM (FsuaD)

43 The only way these idiots will feel safe is if we're
all locked safely away in the camps.


Posted by: Old Blue

They would feel unsafe knowing we're sitting in a camp somewhere. They want us dead.

Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2015 04:54 PM (FRkJH)

44 Posted by: toby928(C) at April 23, 2015 04:52 PM (evdj2)

I *think* I know what you're saying... but you might have wanted to add more context there.

Pretty sure the Horde knows what you mean (that is: they're really Jordanians who even Jordan doesn't want back), but the way that comment came out was... not felicitous.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 04:55 PM (M1uf/)

45 I doubt this will end well!

In fairness, not much ever does.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 23, 2015 04:55 PM (evdj2)

46 35 The only way these idiots will feel safe is if we're all locked safely away in the camps. The only real problem with their hypothesis is that eventually everyone will have to be in the camps. They would eat their own after we're gone.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 04:53 PM (9iR5/)



You have a fallacy in your logic. You mean they will eat themselves in the camps when we put them there. Remember who has all the fucking firearms.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 04:55 PM (xWW96)

47 Would someone tell me where this "country" named Palestine is located?>>>

I think it's on Fantasy Island.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 23, 2015 04:55 PM (aVYsC)

48 Hmm. Sounds as if "bad luck" is about to hit us, good and hard.

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 23, 2015 04:56 PM (Gb+GV)

49 How are we supposed to share a society with these people?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 04:49 PM (h4vJk)


I believe AllenG has the answer.

Posted by: steveegg at April 23, 2015 04:56 PM (cL79m)

50 I can't tell if you are saying they shouldn't get their knickers in a twist, or if they shouldn't be wearing knickers in the first place.


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 04:56 PM (1deOB)

51 @ 25: Interestingly enough, the Islamofascist terrorist-group known only since 1967 CE as "The Palestinian People"are more in danger of being murdered by their own Arab brothers, live off of US/UN/EU welfare-checks and look on economic success as being "too Jewish".

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at April 23, 2015 04:56 PM (sCHw2)

52 I happened to catch a newish Rick Steves travel show on "Palestine."

I thought my head would explode.

What a Joo-hating prog he is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 04:56 PM (FsuaD)

53 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 04:54 PM (wlDny)


nestled in there between egypt, jordan, and syria. Near the ocean.

You know, where Al Quds (Jerusalem) is located.

Your patriarchal western imperialist maps probably call it "israel"

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 04:56 PM (AkOaV)

54 How many of these fuckers have over stayed their visas.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 23, 2015 04:56 PM (P7ulB)

55 Let me get my drill and then ask you, "Is it safe?"

Posted by: Dr. Szell at April 23, 2015 04:57 PM (cL79m)

56 They would feel unsafe knowing we're sitting in a camp somewhere. They want us dead.


Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2015 04:54 PM (FRkJH)
---------Maybe we should plant an earbud in their empty little heads. Tell them that the SMOD is upon us. Fake some pictures and declare that the science is settled. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 04:57 PM (9iR5/)

57 HEY, BUDDY!

WHERE'S THE FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING, HUH?

Posted by: Special Snowflake at April 23, 2015 04:57 PM (XlHZs)

58 They would feel unsafe knowing we're sitting in a camp somewhere. They want us dead.



Whenever they feel froggy......

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 04:57 PM (1deOB)

59
Muslims make me feel unsafe. Any way we can cancel them?

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 04:57 PM (iQIUe)

60 Palestinians at MIT must be affirmative action admissions.

Posted by: Jack at April 23, 2015 04:57 PM (53CCM)

61 Not to worry folks.
These are just the Palestinians studying Physic...you know the nuclear stuff at MIT.

Posted by: Paladin at April 23, 2015 04:58 PM (YNPwP)

62 How many of these fuckers have over stayed their visas.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 23, 2015 04:56 PM (P7ulB)


None of them.

Posted by: Barack Obama's Office of Immigraiton & Naturalization at April 23, 2015 04:58 PM (M1uf/)

63 42
Dammit. "Palis" not Pakis.

tomato/ tomahto.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 23, 2015 04:58 PM (1uKzc)

64 Whenever they feel froggy......
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 04:57 PM (1deOB)



Heh, Festus of Gunsmoke.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 04:58 PM (xWW96)

65 Jack nicholsons line in As Good As It Gets is meant as a joke. It's a mean joke but it's still supposed to be funny.

They want to be free of reason and accountability. You shut up and do as they say no matter what.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 23, 2015 04:58 PM (z/Ubi)

66 These are the people who thought it was a good idea for ROTC cadets to parade around in red high heels while in BDUs.

So I'm not really worried about these asshats, because when ISIS comes, they'll be mowed down first.

Posted by: Iblis at April 23, 2015 04:59 PM (9221z)

67 We must raise the campus goats to equal status. That'll shut 'em up.

Posted by: dirty comma at April 23, 2015 04:59 PM (H4y6S)

68
I bet they want the 4th of July canceled, too.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 04:59 PM (iQIUe)

69 The Palestinians were a pain in the ass at college even back in the 70's. You would be standing next to one at the chow line and say something like 'Man it's hot today' and they're all 'All we want is our land!!'.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 23, 2015 04:59 PM (evdj2)

70 More dog-bites-man stories.

meh.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2015 04:59 PM (go6ud)

71
Muslim terrorists and the Left.

Two peas in a pod.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 04:59 PM (Tk6Z0)

72 Vietnam way back When was an unsafe environment; ditto Omaha Beach


MIT, not so much

Posted by: Rupert Wombat, O.B.E. at April 23, 2015 04:59 PM (8CdUx)

73 Stop sending your children to college.

Colleges need our young more than our young need college.

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2015 04:59 PM (gmeXX)

74 rotherham

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 23, 2015 05:00 PM (bCJvd)

75 My husband is cleaning a gun and this room smells like Hoppe's #9. mmmmmmmmm what a great smell.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 23, 2015 05:00 PM (q20+R)

76 Check out the words engraved on the Dome of the Rock.

http://tinyurl.com/3y9qce

They'll make you feel warm and fuzzy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:00 PM (FsuaD)

77 I bet they want the 4th of July canceled, too.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 04:59 PM (iQIUe)


If school were in session in early July, we would have already done that.

Posted by: MIT leadership at April 23, 2015 05:00 PM (cL79m)

78 Posted by: Iblis at April 23, 2015 04:59 PM (9221z)

It really is like Kurt Schlicter (sp?) said: These people who are effectively seeking the end of Force of Law are *not* prepared for what happens when it becomes the Law of Force.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 05:00 PM (M1uf/)

79 Anyone in the horde have a five year old who ever said, "If you don't give me what I want, I will hold my breath until I turn blue and faint and die, and then you will be sorry?"

Ever have that happen to you?

When your dear little tyrant's head hit the floor with a 'thunk' did you run over and pick up the little darling, plead forgiveness and give the monster what she wanted?

Not in my house, not when grandma was there. The little bundle of joy regained consciousness, looked around in surprise and you could almost read her mind, "Well, that didn't work. I'll have to try something else."

Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 05:00 PM (gtXzt)

80 We would like to request that the USA no longer celebrate Independence Day, as it has the undesired effect of making us feel unsafe.

Than you in advance.

Posted by: Exchange students from Great Britain at April 23, 2015 05:01 PM (XlHZs)

81 68
I bet they want the 4th of July canceled, too.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 04:59 PM (iQIUe)


If it fell during the school year, it would have been.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 23, 2015 05:01 PM (vgIRn)

82 Enough of this "feel" bullshit. Either you are or are not safe. No one cares how you feel.

I can't stand how the words "I feel" has replaced words such as "I think" or "I am". It's weak phrasing that doesn't commit to a position.

Posted by: flatiron at April 23, 2015 05:01 PM (CswlW)

83
>> I know some women are like that

No they aren't. They just claim to be because it gets them what they want. Idiots.

Posted by: Lea at April 23, 2015 05:01 PM (lIU4e)

84 75 My husband is cleaning a gun and this room smells like Hoppe's #9. mmmmmmmmm what a great smell.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 23, 2015 05:00 PM (q20+R)



My Dad started me stalking the mighty bushtail when I was about 5. I used to think the smell of burnt .22 powder was the most wonderful smell in the world.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 05:01 PM (xWW96)

85
USA's epitaph: Why Did We Tolerate All That Evil Bullshit?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 05:02 PM (Tk6Z0)

86 Let me get my drill and then ask you, "Is it safe?"
Posted by: Dr. Szell at April 23, 2015 04:57 PM (cL79m)


sure NOW you all appreciate us Dentists!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 05:02 PM (rDqRv)

87 Hey! Pally! You....the one chanting "Death to the Jews."

Fuck off.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2015 05:02 PM (Zu3d9)

88 We would like to request that the USA no longer celebrate Independence Day, as it has the undesired effect of making us feel unsafe.

Than you in advance.

Posted by: Exchange students from Great Britain at April 23, 2015 05:01 PM (XlHZs)


For you, we can't do that. Now, if you had come from the indigenous population of one of your colonies, we would bend over forward and backward to accomodate you.

Posted by: Average Leftist progtard at April 23, 2015 05:03 PM (cL79m)

89 When the Mexicans take over this crap will be a thing of the past.

Sure we will probably no longer have a properly functioning constitutional republic but we don't have that now, so there's that.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2015 05:03 PM (pHEyr)

90 So how many "Palestinian Students" at MIT are we talking here? 2? 10?
The Tsarnaevs lived about a mile down the street. That makes me feel "unsafe".

Posted by: Hillary! at April 23, 2015 05:03 PM (YFFpo)

91 "Unsafe" ... the magic word.

Posted by: Andy at April 23, 2015 05:03 PM (FXR80)

92 Not in my house, not when grandma was there. The little bundle of joy regained consciousness, looked around in surprise and you could almost read her mind, "Well, that didn't work. I'll have to try something else."
Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 05:00 PM (gtXzt)


-----------------------------------------


Except that these sniveling little idiots in the universities are getting closer and closer to just killing grandma.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2015 05:04 PM (/HX7u)

93 It really is like Kurt Schlicter (sp?) said: These people who are effectively seeking the end of Force of Law are *not* prepared for what happens when it becomes the Law of Force.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 05:00 PM (M1uf/)


Point of order - they don't care if they die in the crossfire as long as we're dead.

Posted by: steveegg at April 23, 2015 05:04 PM (cL79m)

94 My Dad started me stalking the mighty bushtail when I was about 5. I used to think the smell of burnt .22 powder was the most wonderful smell in the world.


That and leaded gasoline.
My uncle used to own a Shell station back when they were full service. I was around 10 and got to be a pump jockey and windshield washer.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 05:04 PM (1deOB)

95 That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!!

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 23, 2015 05:04 PM (evdj2)

96 Moshe Dayan came to Cal State Northridge to give a speech--forty years ago


many Palis were clustered outside, clutching signs; many serious-looking Israeli security dudes, there were.


Dayan's basic message was that some risks are worth taking


A good time was had by all....

Posted by: Rupert Wombat, O.B.E. at April 23, 2015 05:05 PM (8CdUx)

97 Sources: Comcast to drop proposed Time Warner Cable takeover deal after FCC staff recommends hearing; announcement as soon as Friday

Posted by: Alexis de Tocqueville at April 23, 2015 05:05 PM (e8kgV)

98
And of course the leftist fake anti-death penalty crowd is out there now with their little protest at the Boston courthouse pleading for obama's pal Joker Tsaernev.

They're holding a sign that asks a question that a fucking stupid child would ask: Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Fucking childish assholes. This is the Seth MacFarlane simplistic mentality. They really do think they're clever with this shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 05:05 PM (Tk6Z0)

99 Voting age needs to be raised to 25 with a military waiver.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 23, 2015 05:05 PM (P7ulB)

100 91 "Unsafe" ... the magic word.
Posted by: Andy at April 23, 2015 05:03 PM (FXR80)

I feel "unsafe" what utter fucking bullshit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:05 PM (F2IAQ)

101 Fox is on Hillary! like a Jack Russell terrier with a squirrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:06 PM (FsuaD)

102 Point of order - they don't care if they die in the crossfire as long as we're dead.

Actually... they do. They don't want to die. They're probably much more afraid of death in general than any Conservative is.

It's behind so much Leftist philosophy- "don't do this: it will kill you." Yeah, well, so will old age.

So *if* they actually succeed in causing "The Glorious Revolution," they're not going to like it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 05:06 PM (M1uf/)

103 This is a day of extreme tragedy and traumatic loss for millions of people, including many students here at MIT.

Didn't realize MIT let in so many octogenarian students.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 05:06 PM (ZKzrr)

104 84 75 My husband is cleaning a gun and this room smells like Hoppe's #9. mmmmmmmmm what a great smell.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 23, 2015 05:00 PM (q20+R)

Does the new pickup truck smell like that too?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:06 PM (F2IAQ)

105 I feel unsafe anytime the Republican establishment in Washington celebrates their accomplishments.

Posted by: Furious George at April 23, 2015 05:06 PM (UlJ3l)

106 Since muzzie is a phony religion and more of politics than religion we should not refer to that structure as "the dome of the rock". We should call it by its original name, The Temple Mount.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 05:06 PM (wlDny)

107 99 Voting age needs to be raised to 25 with a military waiver.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 23, 2015 05:05 PM (P7ulB)

See the ONT. The military is being compromised.

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 05:07 PM (uivt4)

108 99
Voting age needs to be raised to 25 with a military waiver.



This +1000

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:07 PM (FsuaD)

109
btw, obama let joker tsaernev fugitive mother back in the USA

She's WANTED for crimes, not to mention welfare fraud. She should be in a cell...at Gitmo. Piece of shit woman. The world is a better place without her son, and with any luck her other son will be killed in prison.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 05:07 PM (Tk6Z0)

110 sure NOW you all appreciate us Dentists!

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Dentists we can live without. We appreciate hot dental technicians, though, oh yes we do.

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2015 05:08 PM (LAe3v)

111 While in college, I dated a lifeguard. She was lovely, also 6 feet tall and strong as an ox. I felt unsafe in my own bed. She would make me bleed.........ahhhh.......for those days back.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 05:08 PM (xWW96)

112 She's WANTED for crimes, not to mention welfare fraud. She should be in a cell...at Gitmo. Piece of shit woman. The world is a better place without her son, and with any luck her other son will be killed in prison.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 05:07 PM (Tk6Z0)

not to mention she is one ugly fucker and looks worse than the wicked witch of the west

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 05:08 PM (rDqRv)

113 I feel "unsafe" what utter fucking bullshit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:05 PM (F2IAQ)


------------------------------------


Uttered by little shitheads that think wearing a "Che" or "No Fear" tshirt is really cool.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2015 05:08 PM (/HX7u)

114
What this says to me is that the palestinian students are a bunch of pussies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2015 05:09 PM (ODxAs)

115 Point of order - they don't care if they die in the crossfire as long as we're dead.


Someone may want to let them know that that crossfire is highly arraingeable.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 05:09 PM (1deOB)

116 97 Sources: Comcast to drop proposed Time Warner Cable takeover deal after FCC staff recommends hearing; announcement as soon as Friday
Posted by: Alexis de Tocqueville at April 23, 2015 05:05 PM (e8kgV)


Good. But not like it matters. It's not like they compete against each other and their service is equally shitty.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 23, 2015 05:09 PM (nLSHh)

117 Uttered by little shitheads that think wearing a "Che" or "No Fear" tshirt is really cool.
Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2015 05:08 PM (/HX7u)

Fear this you little f*cker.

No one thinks anymore, its all feelings.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:10 PM (F2IAQ)

118 Posted by: Exchange students from Great Britain

Once had a British boss refer to July 4 as "you colonial bastards throwing your tantrum" but he said it with love.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 05:10 PM (ZKzrr)

119 If you've got time for this happy horseshit at MIT they're doing it wrong.

Posted by: DaveA at April 23, 2015 05:11 PM (DL2i+)

120 As I said on teh Twitters, you know what makes me feel "unsafe"? Radical Muslims in Cambridge. And I have a good precedent.

Posted by: Andy at April 23, 2015 05:11 PM (FXR80)

121 Voting age needs to be raised to 25 with a military waiver.

-----

I thought 26 was the age of adulthood in the Obamacare era?

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2015 05:11 PM (gmeXX)

122 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 05:10 PM (ZKzrr)

Marvelous!

But then....we Americans used to fight and die for the Brits, and they for us.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2015 05:12 PM (Zu3d9)

123 Does the new pickup truck smell like that too?



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:06 PM (F2IAQ)



Truck never happened. I've never seen a man vacillate so much over a decision than my husband over this truck. I'm exhausted by it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 23, 2015 05:12 PM (q20+R)

124 The proper answer for all college administrators to this kind of thing is "good, part of education and higher learning is exploring and exposing your mind to things that make you feel uncomfortable, unsafe, and unsure. Our entire existence as a body of higher learning is dedicated to this principle."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 23, 2015 05:12 PM (39g3+)

125 51 million illegals plus god knows how many legals...because L1B's are now unlimited...plus birthright citizenship...

USA and rest of West royally fucked up this whole democracy thing.

I think we can survive voting self $ from larder...but when the progressives realize they can import new voters...that;s when shit his the fan.

New voters are just like ruling remnants of USSR's useful idiot program: they fucking hate us.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 23, 2015 05:12 PM (bCJvd)

126 We used to talk about "A Rigorous Liberal Arts Education"

What is the most rigorous program in the liberal arts?

Rigorous in terms of a curriculum that has a strong emphasis on critical thinking in an artistic way and not just a superficial program for "artists" and "creatives"

Posted by: Alexander von Humboldt at April 23, 2015 05:12 PM (e8kgV)

127 Once had a British boss refer to July 4 as "you colonial bastards throwing your tantrum" but he said it with love.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 05:10 PM (ZKzrr

Its awful to see all those Limeys dead the day after our independence day celebrations. Guess they didn't feel unsafe.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:12 PM (F2IAQ)

128 119 If you've got time for this happy horseshit at MIT they're doing it wrong.
Posted by: DaveA at April 23, 2015 05:11 PM (DL2i+)

exactly!!!

Posted by: Moki at April 23, 2015 05:12 PM (x303I)

129 This has nothing to do with feeling unsafe.
This is a designed plan to void the first amendment for any non-progressive.

Ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2015 05:12 PM (Z9g7j)

130 This just in...British MIT students want MIT 4th of July celebration cancelled due to triggers and "unsafe feelings" of humiliation, extreme tragedy, and traumatic loss of Redcoat defeat by colonialists.

Posted by: Fish at April 23, 2015 05:12 PM (LZgaR)

131 Actually... they do. They don't want to die. They're probably much more afraid of death in general than any Conservative is.

It's behind so much Leftist philosophy- "don't do this: it will kill you." Yeah, well, so will old age.

So *if* they actually succeed in causing "The Glorious Revolution," they're not going to like it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 05:06 PM (M1uf/)


I'll grant that they would rather be living than dead, but given a binary choice of living in a world where we also live and dying knowing we're dead, they'll take door number two every single time (and twice on Sundays).

Posted by: steveegg at April 23, 2015 05:12 PM (cL79m)

132 These twits need to be declared incompetent and have guardians appointed for them. Clearly they're incapable of functioning in society unaided.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 05:13 PM (2Ojst)

133 Voting age needs to be raised to 25 with a military waiver.

I'm fine with going back to the landowner requirement of the original constitution. That would, incidentally, exclude me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 23, 2015 05:13 PM (39g3+)

134 OT: HA has a damning article about Marco Rubio, and the tales he tells to his big money donors. No surprise: he's really for amnesty. I'd be more upset, but I think the guy is toast already. You can't win without votes, no matter how much money you have.
http://tinyurl.com/k694bsx

OTOH, there's this.
http://tinyurl.com/om6esuz

And in case that weren't bad enough, there's this.
http://tinyurl.com/pk9pehw

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2015 05:13 PM (LAe3v)

135 I bet those guys at the Sbarro felt unsafe too for the time it took them to bleed out.

Fuck you, Palis; you're terrorist sympathisers and your whole culture revolves around making Jews unsafe.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 23, 2015 05:14 PM (vneYs)

136 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 05:10 PM (ZKzrr)

I worked for a Japanese company with a few Japanese nationals and a couple of German engineer risk managers. I let them have it on certain days of the year. All in good nature of course. All in good nature.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 23, 2015 05:14 PM (P7ulB)

137 baccalaureate:
an examination intended to qualify successful candidates for higher education.


.. I wonder how many Liberal Arts Graduates could undergo a traditional baccalaureate .. in Latin ?

Posted by: Alexander von Humboldt at April 23, 2015 05:14 PM (e8kgV)

138 yeah, they don't feel unsafe, they feel too safe..safe to lie and pretend they have the right to shut down other people.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 23, 2015 05:15 PM (bCJvd)

139 "Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?"

Are they against fines and restitution for theft and bunko, too? Why do we take money away from people who take money from people to show that taking money away from people is wrong?

Or kidnappers: Why do we lock people who lock people in a room against their will in a room against their will to show that locking people in a room against their will is wrong?

Tsarnaev should live, Bernie Madoff should keep all the money he scammed from people, and that guy in Ohio who imprisoned those three women should go free.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 23, 2015 05:15 PM (8dNrT)

140 Oh look, MIT has an Iftar/Eid celebration on campus:

http://odge.mit.edu/2014/07/mit-bsa-iftar/

Now what do you think would happen if a Jewish or Christian student said they felt "unsafe" because MIT was officially condoning a celebration of a religion, islam, which has committed millennia of atrocities against Jews and Christians?

Hmmmmm?

Oh, that's right, the person claiming to feel "unsafe" would be accused of a hate crime.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2015 05:15 PM (K4YiS)

141 Truck never happened. I've never seen a man vacillate so much over a decision than my husband over this truck. I'm exhausted by it.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 23, 2015 05:12 PM (q20+R)

When a woman complains about a man vacillating that's not good.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:15 PM (F2IAQ)

142 I like Rubio being in the GOP primary because it emphasizes how sheet-like white Hillary is, and obliterates the usual Democrat talking points of old white males.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 23, 2015 05:16 PM (39g3+)

143 Oh, so HR and I *have* met.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 23, 2015 05:16 PM (vneYs)

144 I live in an area loaded with Palestinians. They used to be self-righteous, insufferable bores always talking about "Palestine". Now most of them are too busy selling pharmaceuticals--they deal in "legal" drugs (everything from Oxycotin to Zoloft to Viagra) without scrips and driving around in their BMW's and showing off their hot girlfriends at the Hookah lounges that have cropped up on nearly every corner around here...
And some are even Christians.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2015 05:16 PM (Js4Y+)

145 I feel unsafe with all these ungrateful bastards fucking with my rights and the traditions and allies of their host country.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 23, 2015 05:16 PM (bCJvd)

146 My dad, a lawyer, used to do emancipations for women who wanted to start their own businesses. Back when I was a kid, women were treated like children by the law and protected from their husband's debts. I'm old, but really that wasn't that long ago. It's overall better this way, but women who are liable for their husband's gambling debts or dumb investments might not think so.

Posted by: stace at April 23, 2015 05:16 PM (ImzkZ)

147 I'm fine with going back to the landowner requirement of the original constitution. That would, incidentally, exclude me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor


"Introducing Crazy Weft's Land For Sale!! $100 buys you one square centimeter of land and BINGO! - You're a voter!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2015 05:16 PM (KhFZp)

148 Cinco de Mayo makes me piss my pants.

Posted by: Cheese eating surrender monkey student at April 23, 2015 05:17 PM (P7ulB)

149 We have an entire generation of special snowflakes who have been raised on an expectation of never being offended and demanding absolute adherence to their ideas.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Mr. Rogers at April 23, 2015 05:17 PM (0HooB)

150 I live in an area loaded with Palestinians. They used to be self-righteous, insufferable bores always talking about "Palestine". Now most of them are too busy selling pharmaceuticals--they deal in "legal" drugs (everything from Oxycotin to Zoloft to Viagra) without scrips and driving around in their BMW's and showing off their hot girlfriends at the Hookah lounges that have cropped up on nearly every corner around here...
And some are even Christians.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2015 05:16 PM (Js4Y+)

Ain't America great?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 05:17 PM (rDqRv)

151 130
This just in...British MIT students want MIT 4th of July celebration
cancelled due to triggers and "unsafe feelings" of humiliation, extreme
tragedy, and traumatic loss of Redcoat defeat by colonialists.

Posted by: Fish


This just in...Malayan MIT students feeling unsafe at MIT because of what the British did in Malaya in the 50s.

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2015 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

152 IDF strikes targets in northern Gaza
In retaliation for first rocket attack of 2015, Israeli military attacks militant positions in the Strip.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 05:18 PM (rDqRv)

153 I could just vomit. But once I start, why would I ever stop?

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 23, 2015 05:18 PM (+Y3QE)

154 Ain't America great?

Indeed.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2015 05:18 PM (Js4Y+)

155 What we see here is Victory Through Victimhood.

These people, while screaming about their victimhood, will pummel their opponents into the dirt, then crush their opponents' necks under jackboots.

They wield an AK-47 Assault Orwell.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2015 05:18 PM (K4YiS)

156 Happy B-Day, Israel! Happy Nakba Day, you "Palestinian" kelbs!

I look forward to drinking "Palestinian" tears on this day, next year and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year......

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at April 23, 2015 05:18 PM (sCHw2)

157 I just want to say that Miguel Cabrera perpetuates Tiger winning culture and that I, an Indians fan, would feel lots safer if he would agree not to hit anything out of the park while the Tribe is in town. #TheTigerRapeCulture must end!

Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 05:19 PM (FCsIb)

158 Now what do you think would happen if a Jewish or Christian student said
they felt "unsafe" because MIT was officially condoning a celebration
of a religion, islam, which has committed millennia of atrocities
against Jews and Christians?


Dude, really?

Posted by: Hindu Kush at April 23, 2015 05:19 PM (LAe3v)

159 Posted by: Mr. Rogers at April 23, 2015 05:17 PM (0HooB)

Can you say f*cked? Sure, I knew you could.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:19 PM (F2IAQ)

160 The saddest thing is that these kids are on a path to soon have degrees from MIT.

These are the brightest of the brightest, circa 2020.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 23, 2015 05:20 PM (8dNrT)

161 Oh, and Palestinians are WHITE. Most of them even look European (probably some Crusader blood mixed in), so can we stop it with the "people of color" , or "non white " BULLSHIT?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2015 05:20 PM (Js4Y+)

162 since evil hate filled progressive wrote the west's various immigration laws as a big fuck you from the USSR's useful idiot program, common sense immigration rules like:

this is our country, your offense is given, our offense is a ticket home.

if we wanted to live in a shit hole like your country, grampa woulda moved there.

we have strict limits as it is, 1/10000 of pop per year at most, which must include illegals.

****

otherwise, we get overrun, like we did and like the rest of the west did. Why? Because there's more of them than there are us. Like, treating Indian engineers as minorities...there's enough Indian females to triple the US population.

sigh whatever, enjoy your local Rotherham.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 23, 2015 05:20 PM (bCJvd)

163 Does the special snowflake, triggering, demands, etc track with elite schools becoming ever more expensive with only cosseted, spoiled, mental cases being able to afford to attend (except for a few po' folks chosen to be educated with the princes and serve as enablers)? This type of luxury customer (college students are customers) demands a lot of attention, are a pain in the ass, and want a boatload of special perks for the big bucks they are spending. Is this at base just a bunch of customers competing to see who can get the most crazy concessions from the seller who is the college?

Posted by: Lester at April 23, 2015 05:21 PM (2UPXV)

164 Strangely, Cal Tech students were too busy studying to give a shit about any of this.

Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 05:21 PM (FCsIb)

165 When a woman complains about a man vacillating that's not good.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:15 PM (F2IAQ)



Seriously. It's *my* job to be irritatingly unable to make a decision.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 23, 2015 05:22 PM (q20+R)

166 F*cking Republicans.

Just got hung up on the f*cker when he starts arguing with me. No more money, none, zilch, nada, zip got it you f*cking dumb shits

Im so pissed and I can't even call back because the phone number was 000000000

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:22 PM (F2IAQ)

167 I wonder if any of these students have crossed the bridge between the West Bank and Gaza.

Posted by: Zach Beauchamp at April 23, 2015 05:22 PM (OD2ni)

168 Seriously. It's *my* job to be irritatingly unable to make a decision.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 23, 2015 05:22 PM (q20+R

If my beautiful wife allowed me to get a new pickup truck her head would spin on how fast it would be in the driveway

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:23 PM (F2IAQ)

169 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:22 PM (F2IAQ)

Don't worry...their systems are courtesy of Romney 2012. They will call back.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2015 05:23 PM (Zu3d9)

170 They wield an AK-47 Assault Orwell.



Guaranteed my AR Bushmaster will trump their AK Orwell.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 05:23 PM (1deOB)

171 Okay, pederast-worshiping goat-molesters make ME feel unsafe. Can we forcibly eject all Muslims from the country, please?

No, I don't seriously mean it, but it's no different than the games the racist, sexist, hypocritical Leftists are playing -- time to make them either live by said game's rules, or force them to abandon the game entirely.

Getting so very sick of this.

Posted by: acethepug at April 23, 2015 05:24 PM (WK825)

172 Thanks CDB for the heads up.

Speaking of heads up, I see our mental case is back.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:24 PM (F2IAQ)

173 " a catastrophic day for one nation"

What utter bollocks! There was no such nation as Palestine in all history. Scarcely anyone called themselves Palestinians until the 1960s. The people native to that region were largely regarded as Jordanians.

Posted by: Epobirs at April 23, 2015 05:24 PM (IdCqF)

174 Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2015 05:20 PM (Js4Y+)

I once asked the nice guy at the local convenience store where he was from.

He said Israel.

Without thinking I said "you don't look Jewish".

One day, my mouth...

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 05:25 PM (48QDY)

175 161 Oh, and Palestinians are WHITE. Most of them even look European (probably some Crusader blood mixed in), so can we stop it with the "people of color" , or "non white " BULLSHIT?
Posted by: JoeF.


Wait -- are they claiming to be "people of color"???

Yes palestinians are "white," because they are Arabs, and Arabs are Caucasians. There is no significant racial difference between Arabs, Jews, or Europeans.

In fact, "Caucasian," the racial group often erroneously slangified to "white," includes all people from:

- Europe
- North Africa
- The Middle East
- The Caucasus
- Russia
- Parts of central Asia
- Most of India/Pakistan/Bangladesh

The only exceptions to this general geographical rule can come later population migrations.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2015 05:25 PM (K4YiS)

176 F*cking Republicans.

Just got hung up on the f*cker when he starts arguing with me. No more money, none, zilch, nada, zip got it you f*cking dumb shits

Im so pissed and I can't even call back because the phone number was 000000000

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:22 PM (F2IAQ)


That's why, unless it's a number I recognize as a friendly number, it goes to voice mail (and then it gets added to the auto-reject list).

Posted by: steveegg at April 23, 2015 05:25 PM (cL79m)

177 "Makes us feel... "

What people say who have no control over their emotions.


Imaginary conversation on campus...

"OK, Little Miss Snowflake, since you've proven that I have control over the way you feel, now I'm gonna make you feel generous.

Give me $100."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 05:25 PM (0HooB)

178 can come later population migrations=
came from later population migrations.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2015 05:25 PM (K4YiS)

179 Oh boy.

Go away. Anna may come and beat your ass.

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 05:26 PM (48QDY)

180
where is it written you have a right to go through life without ever feeling unsafe?get over it losers

Posted by: kj at April 23, 2015 05:26 PM (lKyWE)

181 What a sick bastard. Ace wants him to get help. I'd like to see him get something else

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 05:26 PM (rDqRv)

182 That's why, unless it's a number I recognize as a friendly number, it goes to voice mail (and then it gets added to the auto-reject list).
Posted by: steveegg at April 23, 2015 05:25 PM (cL79m

Ive had a shitty day. I suspected it was the GOP and I was itching for a confrontation. Usually beggars don't argue with you. Not this little f*cker.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:27 PM (F2IAQ)

183
Fucking Normans.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 05:27 PM (Tk6Z0)

184 Speaking of heads up, I see our mental case is back.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:24 PM (F2IAQ)


Well, it is the 5 o'clock hour on the (L)east Coast.

Posted by: steveegg at April 23, 2015 05:27 PM (cL79m)

185 Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2015 05:25 PM (K4YiS)

We beg to differ.

Posted by: The Census Bureau at April 23, 2015 05:28 PM (48QDY)

186 182 What a sick bastard. Ace wants him to get help. I'd like to see him get something else
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 05:26 PM (rDqRv

Get him and Spew Spew together and we could do 2 for 1

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:28 PM (F2IAQ)

187 Once had a British boss refer to July 4 as "you colonial bastards throwing your tantrum" but he said it with love.


QUIT GIVING US CHEAPER TEA!

*flips crate overboard*

Posted by: Bostonian at April 23, 2015 05:28 PM (0NdlF)

188 Hello.....Normans.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 23, 2015 05:28 PM (vgIRn)

189 Fucking Normans.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling

Coming in here, taking jobs away from hard working Anglo-Saxons.

Posted by: Tom Ballard at April 23, 2015 05:29 PM (Q/rld)

190 Okay, pederast-worshiping goat-molesters make ME feel unsafe. Can we forcibly eject all Muslims from the country, please?

No, I don't seriously mean it,


I do. They have a proven, higher than normal propensity to randomly go splodey than others.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 05:29 PM (1deOB)

191 The Palestinians were a pain in the ass at college even back in the 70's.

We had Iranians. All they ever did was put on masks and protest the Shah, even though most of them were going to school here on his dime. That and accuse each other of being members of Savak.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 23, 2015 05:29 PM (YFFpo)

192 Get him and Spew Spew together and we could do 2 for 1

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:28 PM (F2IAQ)


Seeing it's Three-For-Thursday, throw in Hector.

Posted by: steveegg at April 23, 2015 05:29 PM (cL79m)

193 Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 23, 2015 05:28 PM (vgIRn)

Well done.

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 05:29 PM (48QDY)

194 Speaking of people who hate Israel...

George Soros' son (who yes looks like a pajama boy) is starting a new super PAC for Jews that pretends Israel doesn't exist. Because of course he is. And heaven forbid he gets a real job or something.

"One of the reasons behind doing this is that the other Jewish groups aren't really representing the views of the American Jewish Community. And we know full well the bluntest language in politics comes down to political dollars."

Hear that, other Jewish groups? If you stopped focusing on that pesky Israel thing maybe your lives would be better and you could focus on actually important things! So glad we have Soros spawn so show us a better way. Tomorrow belongs to him...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mqofe8y

Posted by: LizLem at April 23, 2015 05:30 PM (yRwC8)

195 Seeing it's Three-For-Thursday, throw in Hector.
Posted by: steveegg at April 23, 2015 05:29 PM (cL79m

Golf Clap

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:30 PM (F2IAQ)

196 I can't wait until this coming July 4th. Surely the UK students at US schools are going to feel terribly unsafe as they are surrounded by celebrations of their home nation's (an actual nation at the time and since) defeat and withdrawal from what became the the US.


Posted by: Epobirs at April 23, 2015 05:30 PM (IdCqF)

197 Oh joy. The asylum is on shift change and the inmates have internet access.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at April 23, 2015 05:31 PM (O9qtX)

198 Seek help, MUMR. Seriously.

And I second Anna kicking your ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:31 PM (FsuaD)

199 THAT PUPPY WAS DEAD WHEN I FOUND IT

*looks at dead puppy with tear filled eyes*

Posted by: Sad Puppy at April 23, 2015 05:31 PM (0NdlF)

200 Well, them 'palestinian' people can just go fcuk themselves. They need to go home to Jordan where they belong.

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2015 05:32 PM (go5uR)

201 I do. They have a proven, higher than normal propensity to randomly go splodey than others.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 05:29 PM (1deOB)



I'm with you. Not to mention that the "moderate" ones never have much to say about the splodey ones. I'm willing to break those eggs.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 23, 2015 05:32 PM (q20+R)

202
Once had a British boss refer to July 4 as "you colonial bastards throwing your tantrum" but he said it with love.


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 05:10 PM (ZKzrr)


Was in a pub in England years ago with old boyfriend and another couple. The locals detected our accents and one of them crowed, "It's bloody colonists." Said in a funny, chummy fashion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:33 PM (FsuaD)

203 And I second Anna kicking your ass.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:31 PM (FsuaD)



Thirded.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 23, 2015 05:33 PM (q20+R)

204 I'm with you. Not to mention that the "moderate" ones never have much to say about the splodey ones. I'm willing to break those eggs.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm)

An Israeli commentator once said: A radical muslim wants to kill you, a moderate muslim wants a radical muslim to kill you.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 23, 2015 05:34 PM (Q/rld)

205
Why would it take 2 days for usps to move a package from Fort Wayne to Des Moines?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 05:34 PM (Tk6Z0)

206 202 Tell me about the rabbits, Ace
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney


I vote that the best (as in being both deeply insulting and highly literary at the same time) auto-generated MUMR comment.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2015 05:34 PM (K4YiS)

207 the "people of color" , or "non white " BULLSHIT?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2015 05:20 PM (Js4Y+)

One drop, but only when convenient!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2015 05:36 PM (ftVQq)

208 This is tedious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:36 PM (FsuaD)

209 205
Why would it take 2 days for usps to move a package from Fort Wayne to Des Moines?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 05:3

SEIU

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:37 PM (F2IAQ)

210 Huh. I wonder how the special little snowflakes would feel if the Horde gave them a 21 moon salute?
About face!
Drop drawers!
Ready, Moon!

Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 05:37 PM (9iR5/)

211 6 all speech that has a different viewpoint than mine makes me feel unsafe.


The *presence* of a person who *might* have *thoughts* that disagree with theirs is enough to make them feel "unsafe".

And of course, after the offending person is taken away, the little snowflake becomes a "survivor".

Posted by: despair at April 23, 2015 05:37 PM (J6suc)

212 Ooooo Jewish kids at MIT super scary!

What's their gang banger sign, EMC squared in Hebrew sign language?

Posted by: The reason Hillary wears a Mao suit at April 23, 2015 05:37 PM (RJMhd)

213 This is tedious.

True, but giving any reaction only encourages him.

"Aha! I've gotten past the chink in your armor and won ULTIMATE VICTORY!"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 05:38 PM (0NdlF)

214 An Israeli commentator once said: A radical muslim wants to kill you, a moderate muslim wants a radical muslim to kill you.


And a non religious muslim is lying.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 05:38 PM (1deOB)

215 I got an email from the school today that the petition drive to suspend the showing of American Sniper has reached 100 signatures so they need to make a decision.

I say they shitcan the petition.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead on a new tablet at April 23, 2015 05:39 PM (60Vyp)

216 213 Ooooo Jewish kids at MIT super scary!

What's their gang banger sign, EMC squared in Hebrew sign language?
Posted by: The reason Hillary wears a Mao suit at April 23, 2015 05:37 PM (RJMhd

I'm Lutheran and thats funny.
Should I denounce myself and self discipline with jello carrot salad?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:39 PM (F2IAQ)

217
I'm a woman of color.

I also identify with being native American.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 05:39 PM (Tk6Z0)

218 THAT PUPPY WAS DEAD WHEN I FOUND IT

*looks at dead puppy with tear filled eyes*
Posted by: Sad Puppy at April 23, 2015 05:31 PM (0NdlF)


Sad puppies has a body count!!!!! UNSAFE!

Posted by: SJWs acting beserk at April 23, 2015 05:39 PM (yRwC8)

219 what did he say this time?

I'll see about putting on a full ban. Not sure if I can see his IP though

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2015 05:40 PM (PA7DS)

220 Yay!!! It's vacation time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 05:40 PM (F2IAQ)

221 And I second Anna kicking your ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:31 PM (FsuaD)

Thirded.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 23, 2015 05:33 PM (q20+R)


All those in favor...AYE!!!!

All opposed...

Anna, get your ass-kicking shoes on.

Posted by: steveegg at April 23, 2015 05:40 PM (cL79m)

222 I'm a woman of color.

I also identify with being native American.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling

Get your own schtick.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at April 23, 2015 05:41 PM (Q/rld)

223 At least you got that Sooth. All I got is a bald head and big ears. You ever see those "Kilroy was here" drawings from WWII. I look like that.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 05:41 PM (9iR5/)

224
OT: I, for some time at least, used to think harry reid was some kind of senate rules wonder because he could always block the repubs in majority or minority, but it finally dawned on me that mitch mcconnell was always in cahoots with him on everything. Lynch and NSA spying are just 2 of the latest examples.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2015 05:41 PM (ODxAs)

225 216
I got an email from the school today that the petition drive to suspend
the showing of American Sniper has reached 100 signatures so they need
to make a decision.



I say they shitcan the petition.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead on a new tablet at April 23, 2015 05:39 PM (60Vyp)


Don't want Special Snowflakes to be offended by an evil war film. Best they watch Paddington Bear.

Jeebus. What a nation of pussies so many have become.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:41 PM (FsuaD)

226 Yay!!! It's vacation time.



I unfriend you.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 05:42 PM (1deOB)

227 palestenians. can't live with 'em.

that is all.

Posted by: X at April 23, 2015 05:42 PM (n5fTN)

228 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Only if you do it with those little marshmallows- slightly toasted on top.

Posted by: The reason Hillary wears a Mao suit at April 23, 2015 05:43 PM (RJMhd)

229 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2015 05:41 PM (ODxAs)

While we are told that Jeb is right of center.

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 05:44 PM (48QDY)

230 "Why would it take 2 days for usps to move a package from Fort Wayne to Des Moines? "


That sounds about right unless you expedite it. $$$$

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 05:45 PM (LA7Cm)

231 The so-called "Nakba" happened almost 70 years ago. How old are the palestinian students at MIT, for gods sake? Unless they are basically fossils, I dont understand how they can be traumatized by events that they havent experienced.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 23, 2015 05:45 PM (snilk)

232 "I unfriend you."



That's not how this works.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 05:45 PM (LA7Cm)

233
"Why would it take 2 days for usps to move a package from Fort Wayne to Des Moines? "


According to the appliance company we're dealing with, it's taking GE nearly two months to move an oven from the Port of San Francisco.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:46 PM (FsuaD)

234 The so-called "Nakba" happened almost 70 years ago. How old are the palestinian students at MIT, for gods sake? Unless they are basically fossils, I dont understand how they can be traumatized by events that they havent experienced.
Posted by: Harley Quinn

I stand here a freed slave.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at April 23, 2015 05:46 PM (Q/rld)

235 That sounds about right unless you expedite it. $$$$
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 05:45 PM (LA7Cm)

This message brought to you by AFGE.

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 05:46 PM (48QDY)

236
Good Lord MUMR. Get a life.
You have an ide fixe with this place and won't let it go.
Life is out there, well and away from us and your keyboard. Go get it!

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at April 23, 2015 05:47 PM (k8xvx)

237 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:46 PM (FsuaD)

This message brought to you by Longshoremen.

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 05:47 PM (48QDY)

238 This shit will get progressively worse as the petro dollar reigns.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 23, 2015 05:48 PM (nCKKS)

239 I frequently wonder why Israelis put up with the endless crap from Palestinians. They would not get worse publicity if they actually did the things that the lefties and the Muslim world accuse them of.


I genuinely do not understand why they do not cut off all food and water into Gaza and give a free one way trip to anybody who wants to leave to any place that will have them. Since there is no place that will take them in, the Israelis can transport them to Somalia where there is no government to object. Before they go, photograph them, fingerprint them, DNA sample them and RFID chip them.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 23, 2015 05:48 PM (KDbAT)

240 What if we all leave for a while and let Captain Crazy have the place to himself?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:48 PM (FsuaD)

241 232>> I don't think there ever was a 'Palestine' to begin with, even before Sykes-Picot.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead on a new tablet at April 23, 2015 05:48 PM (60Vyp)

242 237
Good Lord MUMR. Get a life.
You have an ide fixe with this place and won't let it go.
Life is out there, well and away from us and your keyboard. Go get it!
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at April 23, 2015 05:47 PM (k8xvx)

On the other hand, I wouldn't wish MUMR on any unfortunate soul that might happen to be in his vicinity.

Pretty much a lose-lose for everyone here.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 23, 2015 05:49 PM (DBbiE)

243
Pali goatfuckers make me feel unsafe. Curiously, I'm not THAT worried about it.

The fact that I'm sitting here loading PMags has totes nothing to do with it.

Totes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2015 05:50 PM (ynQIy)

244 What really offends them is the U.S. was portrayed as winning the war. They hate seeing America succeed.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 23, 2015 05:50 PM (nCKKS)

245 I genuinely do not understand why they do not
cut off all food and water into Gaza and give a
free one way trip to anybody who wants to
leave to any place that will have them.


NIMBY. No one wants them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 05:50 PM (1deOB)

246 239 I frequently wonder why Israelis put up with the endless crap from Palestinians. They would not get worse publicity if they actually did the things that the lefties and the Muslim world accuse them of.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 23, 2015 05:48 PM (KDbAT)

Does this have to be exclusive to Israel?

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 05:51 PM (48QDY)

247 I genuinely do not understand why they do not cut off all food and water into Gaza and give a free one way trip to anybody who wants to leave to any place that will have them. Since there is no place that will take them in, the Israelis can transport them to Somalia where there is no government to object. Before they go, photograph them, fingerprint them, DNA sample them and RFID chip them.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 23, 2015 05:48 PM (KDbAT)

Word.

There'd be a whole lot of glass on store for quite a few people if I were in charge of things in Israel.

Palestine would cease to be issue.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 23, 2015 05:51 PM (DBbiE)

248 I think we're in desperate need of college reform. I don't blame banks for being stingy with student loans--college kids have a high risk of default.
I blame colleges for cranking out kids with degrees that are irrelevant to the job market. Art history majors. Queer Studies.

I believe we need to make the cost of degrees (or majors, if you will) fit with the demand on the job market. Thus, a business major would pay more for his degree, while a pottery major could buy hers with SH Green Stamps.

Posted by: Mike at April 23, 2015 05:51 PM (1V9qu)

249
"Is that you, Clarice?"

Posted by: Mirrored Creepy Duckless Stalker at April 23, 2015 05:52 PM (k8xvx)

250 All work and no play makes MUMR a dull boy.All work and no play makes MUMR a dull boy.All work and no play makes MUMR a dull boy.All work and no play makes MUMR a dull boy.All work and no play makes MUMR a dull boy.

Posted by: Jack Torrance at April 23, 2015 05:52 PM (Q/rld)

251 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 23, 2015 05:48 PM (KDbAT)

That's the problem, no one else wants them, kinda like MUMR.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 23, 2015 05:52 PM (nCKKS)

252
The really vocal palestinians are like MUMR, come to think of it. Really quite sad.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at April 23, 2015 05:52 PM (k8xvx)

253 Why won't you share my fava beans and chianti?

Posted by: Mirrored Creepy Duckless Stalker at April 23, 2015 05:53 PM (k8xvx)

254 Ok, I'm out. Back when Cray-Cray's gone.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at April 23, 2015 05:54 PM (k8xvx)

255 Posted by: LizLem at April 23, 2015 05:30 PM (yRwC

Meant to comment earlier.

Second generation snitch.

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 05:54 PM (48QDY)

256 250 I see someone else's autocorrect can't differentiate between penises and water fowl.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 23, 2015 05:54 PM (nCKKS)

257 "Why would it take 2 days for usps to move a package from Fort Wayne to Des Moines? "

***********

The tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan slows things down a bit.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 23, 2015 05:54 PM (vgIRn)

258 Nothing wrong with MUMR that a large dose of thorazine wouldn't fix. Then he could just sit in the corner and drool.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 05:54 PM (9iR5/)

259 Outta here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 05:55 PM (FsuaD)

260 He's got quite the message today.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 05:55 PM (LA7Cm)

261 Palestinian Students at MIT: the alternative is to 'rape' a goat

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at April 23, 2015 05:56 PM (e8kgV)

262 I believe we need to make the cost of degrees (or majors, if you will) fit with the demand on the job market. Thus, a business major would pay more for his degree, while a pottery major could buy hers with SH Green Stamps.


But the pottery major would not be able to get a job outside of their degree field because just because they had a degree.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 05:56 PM (1deOB)

263 248 I think we're in desperate need of college reform. I don't blame banks for being stingy with student loans--college kids have a high risk of default.
I blame colleges for cranking out kids with degrees that are irrelevant to the job market. Art history majors. Queer Studies.

I believe we need to make the cost of degrees (or majors, if you will) fit with the demand on the job market. Thus, a business major would pay more for his degree, while a pottery major could buy hers with SH Green Stamps.
Posted by: Mike at April 23, 2015 05:51 PM (1V9qu)


Indeed. It's perhaps the most insidious of all our gravy train government boondoggles.

A whole lot of college admins and tenureds get rich....and a whole lot of people get six figure non-dischargeable debt. For nothing.

Even factoring in student responsibility, this can't continue. And yet it will.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 23, 2015 05:56 PM (DBbiE)

264 An Israeli commentator once said: A radical muslim wants to kill you, a moderate muslim wants a radical muslim to kill you.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 23, 2015 05:34 PM (Q/

Kinda like atheist v. agnostic, or communist v. socialist.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 23, 2015 05:58 PM (nCKKS)

265 #HashCheck

Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 05:59 PM (gtXzt)

266 There is no spoon palestine.

Posted by: Neo at April 23, 2015 05:59 PM (/6xrQ)

267 Hey...I'm feeling pretty 'unsafe' myself!

Posted by: Free Speech at April 23, 2015 06:01 PM (Dth0i)

268 Let's get to the (elephant) meat of this study.

The elephants in question are living in close proximity to two different African tribes; the Maasai and the Kamba. The men from these tribes differ in dress, language, and, more importantly, how they treat the elephants. Maasai men sometimes kill the elephants. It seems the Maasai don't particularly appreciate the elephants attacking Maasai tribesmen and their cows. The Kamba men, on the other hand, are gentle farmers who live among, but do not threaten, the elephants. Perhaps they don't own cows.

Please understand that the Maasai men do not attack the elephants every time they encounter one, and some Maasai men, perhaps the majority, will never find cause to try to kill an elephant. The elephants know, however, that a greater threat exists from Maasai than from Kamba.

So, how does this affect elephant behavior?

Maasai men like to wear red robes. Kamba men do not. So when the elephants see men in red robes approaching they react defensively. Usually they flee, or they will form defensive perimeters around their young. When the Kamba approach the elephants seem to be completely unconcerned and just go about their business.


... and yes, the "racist" elephants hate "red" people

Posted by: Booker T Washigton at April 23, 2015 06:01 PM (e8kgV)

269 OT. Westerners join Christian militia to fight ISIS

Yes; It's "Newsweek" but I found it an interesting article:

http://tinyurl.com/qg3w3p5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2015 06:02 PM (DXzRD)

270
An Israeli commentator once said: A radical muslim wants to kill you, a moderate muslim wants a radical muslim to kill you.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 23, 2015 05:34 PM (Q/







A radical mohammedan is the guy trying to shoot you, a moderate mohammedan is the guy who's reloading.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2015 06:03 PM (ynQIy)

271 That unsafe feeling is from them jumping the shark.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 23, 2015 06:06 PM (j1Wvr)

272 Is the cray-cray finally ebbing?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 23, 2015 06:07 PM (Q/rld)

273 Isn't it time to end this 'unsafe/Title IX' scam?

Obviously no politician is going to do it, what about lawfare?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 23, 2015 06:07 PM (6E7W2)

274 Well, we'll see.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 06:08 PM (LA7Cm)

275 "Unsafe" may not be the best choice of words when you're indiscriminately shelling Israeli towns.

Posted by: TallDave at April 23, 2015 06:09 PM (74ZYB)

276 of course they don't feel safe. they're palestinian which means a terrorist is always in the vicinity.

Posted by: X at April 23, 2015 06:11 PM (n5fTN)

277
Coach Belichick today deferred the praise for him and his team to the members of the US military.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 06:11 PM (Tk6Z0)

278 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?feature=player_embedded
&v=unkIVvjZc9Y

Posted by: Chopper Reid at April 23, 2015 06:12 PM (DL2i+)

279 "Unsafe?" That's a pussy word.

How about something more definitive, like, "I feel I am in danger from hearing something I don't like very much." Let's get to the truth of the matter. Quit with the passive-aggressive BS and just tell the truth of it.

But then, we wouldn't pay any attention to the attention hounds and they would get their feeling hurt all over again.

Sticks and Stones may Break My Bones.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2015 06:13 PM (+YMhA)

280 277
Coach Belichick today deferred the praise for him and his team to the members of the US military.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 06:11 PM (Tk6Z0)


Brady also skipped the team visit to the White House. For undisclosed family reasons.

....Have to like the cut of these guys' jibs every now and then.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 23, 2015 06:13 PM (DBbiE)

281 Coach Belichick today deferred the praise for him and his team to the members of the US military.

He's still gonna get fined for cheating.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 06:14 PM (ZKzrr)

282 Speaking of campuses, I hear that to better support events like "Walk a Mile in Her Shoes", where men walk in high heels to support the ending of sexual harassment, the US Army is going to change the name of all its college officer training units from Reserve Officer Training Corps to the "ROTC Horror Picture Show".

Dr. Frank N. Furter was unavailable for comment, but was reportedly interested in a command position if possible.

Posted by: Random Dude at April 23, 2015 06:15 PM (UKhBB)

283 The tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan slows things down a bit.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 23, 2015 05:54 PM (vgIRn)


Sorry about swearing so fucking much.

Posted by: steveegg at April 23, 2015 06:16 PM (cL79m)

284
Coach Belichick today deferred the praise for him and his team to the members of the US military.


Linky? All I found was something about an Armenian flag pin.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 06:17 PM (0NdlF)

285 Is it gone?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 06:17 PM (FsuaD)

286 Appears to be. No guarantees though.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 06:19 PM (9iR5/)

287 I hear that to better support events like "Walk a Mile in Her Shoes",
where men walk in high heels to support the ending of sexual harassment



Sweet jeebus. A group of "men" are doing that here. In Savannah.


I'd kill my husband if he even suggested putting on a pair of heels and doing a "march."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 06:19 PM (FsuaD)

288
No link. I just heard the soundbite on my local radio.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 06:20 PM (Tk6Z0)

289 Brady also skipped the team visit to the White House. For undisclosed family reasons.

Look, my supermodel wife has ... needs ... okay?

Posted by: Tom Brady at April 23, 2015 06:20 PM (0NdlF)

290 I'd kill my husband if he even suggested putting on a pair of heels and doing a "march."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 06:19 PM (FsuaD)
---
And speaking of sartorial risk-takers, how's your brother-in-law doing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 23, 2015 06:20 PM (KH1sk)

291 I'd kill my husband if he even suggested putting on a pair of heels and doing a "march."
Posted by: Jane D'oh

If they're in heels, wouldn't they be going on a mince?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 23, 2015 06:21 PM (Q/rld)

292 "Sorry about swearing so fucking much."



It ain't no fcukin' thang.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 06:21 PM (LA7Cm)

293 Dude was on a serious roll today, and I saw something I've never seen before. I'd hit refresh and he wouldn't be deleted and the number on the comment wouldn't change, but his screed would change. He must haz some mad pixy skillz.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 06:22 PM (9iR5/)

294 291 I'd kill my husband if he even suggested putting on a pair of heels and doing a "march."
Posted by: Jane D'oh

If they're in heels, wouldn't they be going on a mince?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 23, 2015 06:21 PM (Q/rld)


A "prance"

Posted by: Buzzion at April 23, 2015 06:22 PM (z/Ubi)

295 293 Dude was on a serious roll today, and I saw something I've never seen before. I'd hit refresh and he wouldn't be deleted and the number on the comment wouldn't change, but his screed would change. He must haz some mad pixy skillz.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 06:22 PM (9iR5/)




That's what the trollbuster does to his comments.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 23, 2015 06:23 PM (z/Ubi)

296 A "prance".
Ah, that explains the Fredo walk. Must be the heels.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 06:23 PM (9iR5/)

297 A swish

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 23, 2015 06:23 PM (rwI+c)

298 Dude was on a serious roll today, and I saw something I've never seen before. I'd hit refresh and he wouldn't be deleted and the number on the comment wouldn't change, but his screed would change. He must haz some mad pixy skillz.


That's a feature. Hodor. HODOR. HODORRRRRR.

Reserved for trolls who won't take a hint. And it does bother the type who think they've created a clever post, only to see it replaced with nonsense.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 06:23 PM (0NdlF)

299 Full disclosure: I wore the whole Frankenfurter outfit for a Rocky Horror function at my fraternity. Women's shoes suck. But it was popular enough with the ladies that I didn't have to resort to the usual rape that evening.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 23, 2015 06:24 PM (vgIRn)

300 Yeah, but Buzzion, they weren't replaced by HODOR or something inane like that. They were still his stupid shit rants.
I found it......disturbing. Made me feel unsafe. Like there was a disturbance in the Force. You know, like a million voices crying out in horror.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 06:25 PM (9iR5/)

301
But it was popular enough with the ladies that I didn't have to resort to the usual rape that evening.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 23, 2015 06:24 PM (vgIRn)








Well, shit. That takes all the fun out of it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2015 06:26 PM (ynQIy)

302 MUMR's back today?

And I missed it!?!?! Dammit.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 23, 2015 06:26 PM (V+kmg)

303 299>> RHPS was a great movie. Right up there with Heavy Metal.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2015 06:27 PM (60Vyp)

304 Oh, Sean, be glad you missed it.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 06:27 PM (9iR5/)

305 Oh, Sean, be glad you missed it.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 06:27 PM (9iR5/)


Actually, I love watching the comments go "poof"

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 23, 2015 06:27 PM (V+kmg)

306 Actually, I love watching the comments go "poof"

Love the smell of napalm in the morning.

*sniff*

Smells like ... victory.

Posted by: Calvary guy at April 23, 2015 06:28 PM (0NdlF)

307 Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 23, 2015 06:24 PM (vgIRn)

Not a UVA grad?

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 06:29 PM (48QDY)

308 Somebody already posted it on the ONT, but here it is again: Monty Python Precision Drilling
https://youtu.be/25Qhbdijv5Y

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 23, 2015 06:29 PM (Q/rld)

309 You know what? It's over. We're polishing the brass on the Titanic. When a comedian notices that 80% of the largest city in the USA (NYC) is minority... then says... btw, that's a majority. When Pam Geller can't appear in front of a NY college and give her opinion about islamic fascism without being treated to abject scorn by an 80% islamic audience, then islam has captured a critical mass in this country.

Keep on pretending, I'm planning an exit strategy. The terrorists have won.

Posted by: Concerned Christian Conservative at April 23, 2015 06:29 PM (xQX/f)

310 We're polishing the brass on the Titanic.

To be fair, I'm polishing something else.

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at April 23, 2015 06:30 PM (mmAZc)

311 So, MUMR thinks he's Jesus now?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 23, 2015 06:31 PM (/Ho8c)

312 BTW. I bet the high heel BG Comb-over goes bye-bye.
And that Major doesn't have much chance either.

Not the message. The method.

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 06:31 PM (48QDY)

313 Pretty funny that Obama and the admin pretty much said exactly what I joked they would about killing those hostages.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2015 06:32 PM (mGBKM)

314 Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 23, 2015 06:24 PM (vgIRn)

Now I have to change my new favorite sig

: (

Anyway, slow news day I guess.

Posted by: some guy at April 23, 2015 06:32 PM (q177U)

315 So, MUMR thinks he's Jesus now?
Posted by: Moderate Salami

Well, he did offer to mow my lawn for $20.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 23, 2015 06:32 PM (Q/rld)

316 (vgIRn)

Whoa.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 06:33 PM (0NdlF)

317 (V+kmg)


If I squint just right, I can see Viking.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 06:35 PM (0NdlF)

318 rocket hits open field in Sh'ar HaNegev Regional Council; no injuries or damages reported.

Wonder if the palestinian students are upset by this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 04:52 PM (rDqRv)




Of course they're upset by it. Their predecessors at MIT didn't learn jack shit about rocket design.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 06:35 PM (nL0sw)

319 Of course they're upset by it. Their predecessors at MIT didn't learn jack shit about rocket design.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 06:35 PM (nL0sw)


Today I learned that ISIS replaced al-Baghdadi with someone who was a former high school physics teacher.

Islamic physics.

The jokes really just just write themselves here...don't they?

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 23, 2015 06:36 PM (V+kmg)

320 316 (vgIRn)

Whoa.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 23, 2015 06:33 PM (0NdlF)


I'm divorced and poor. Might as well be true.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 23, 2015 06:37 PM (vgIRn)

321 Of course they're upset by it. Their predecessors at MIT didn't learn jack shit about rocket design.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 06:35 PM (nL0sw)

Effin Iranians. We thought the invented math.

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 06:37 PM (48QDY)

322 So I heard on Fox tonight that the JEF's administration is going to give money to the families of the American and Italian hostages who were killed.

How about paying the families of the soldiers who were killed looking for that traitor Bergdahl's sorry ass?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 06:37 PM (FsuaD)

323 Of course they're upset by it. Their predecessors at MIT didn't learn jack shit about rocket design.
Posted by: Country Singer

You can give them an MIT degree, but you can't increase their hopelessly low mohammedan IQs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 23, 2015 06:37 PM (Q/rld)

324 Yall know.

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 06:38 PM (48QDY)

325 Islamic physics.

The jokes really just just write themselves here...don't they?

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 23, 2015 06:36 PM (V+kmg)




What is the force that causes a gay man to fall from the roof to the ground instead of floating in mid air?



ALLAH'S WILL, INFIDEL!

Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 06:39 PM (nL0sw)

326 I've had a Copa Cabana earworm ever since learning Gadahn the American was killed. Thanks, Beck. Funniest bit ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 06:39 PM (FsuaD)

327 Of course they're upset by it. Their predecessors at MIT didn't learn jack shit about rocket design.

Maybe, maybe not. Usually they end up hitting some poor bastard Gazan's house.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 23, 2015 06:40 PM (YFFpo)

328 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 06:37 PM (FsuaD)

Yeah. You died from salmonella but here's some coupons for $5 off on your next visit.

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 06:40 PM (48QDY)

329 111 While in college, I dated a lifeguard. She was lovely, also 6 feet tall and strong as an ox. I felt unsafe in my own bed. She would make me bleed.........ahhhh.......for those days back.
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 05:08 PM (xWW96)


I miss you too honey.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 23, 2015 06:41 PM (qlxfZ)

330 NEXXXT?!?!?

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2015 06:42 PM (48QDY)

331 You can be safe....

or you can be Free...

Not much middle ground unless you are carrying a gun...

Posted by: BB WOLF, at April 23, 2015 06:44 PM (qh617)

332 Pretty good piece over on Hot Gas (Megyn Kelly interview). I didn't watch any of the videos, but the written piece fits in nicely with this thread.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 23, 2015 06:45 PM (9iR5/)

333
Of course they're upset by it. Their predecessors at MIT didn't learn jack shit about rocket design.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 06:35 PM (nL0sw)










The Qassam rockets the palis build are pathetic bits of Neanderthal engineering. Sewer pipes, fins of heavy sheet steel arc-welded to the pipe, propellant is sugar and potassium nitrate, and the fuse is an AK cartridge and a nail. Costs less than $1000 each to make. Funny thing is, there's no reason in the world that they shouldn't be able to make more accurate, more deadly rockets with largely the same materials, tools and cost.

Except of course, the well deserved Arab reputation for competency. *snort*

And another point. In jihadi propaganda films they show the palis laying the rockets in using handheld compasses......placed right next to the big steel pipe.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2015 06:47 PM (ynQIy)

334 325 Islamic physics.

The jokes really just just write themselves here...don't they?

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 23, 2015 06:36 PM (V+kmg)



What is the force that causes a gay man to fall from the roof to the ground instead of floating in mid air?



ALLAH'S WILL, INFIDEL!

Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 06:39 PM (nL0sw)


for if you are Gay, but pure of heart, and Love Allah, then Allah will put forth his hand, and lift you unto the Heavens...

but if not? SPLAT

Posted by: BB WOLF, at April 23, 2015 06:49 PM (qh617)

335 Dear Palestinian, Islamonazi, and Feminazi campus snowflakes, eff off.

How's that for a trigger?

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at April 23, 2015 07:40 PM (/l3Yp)

336 Having Palestinian students at MIT makes ME feel unsafe; I want THEM cancelled.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 23, 2015 07:58 PM (XO6WW)

337 "104 84 75 My husband is cleaning a gun and this room smells like Hoppe's #9. mmmmmmmmm what a great smell."

Original Old Spice with a dash of Hoppe's #9 behind the ear. Chick magnet anywhere in Texas outside of Houston, Austin, Dallas and San Antonio.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 23, 2015 08:09 PM (XO6WW)

338 So I guess Exploding Jihadi Pron Night is right out.

Posted by: NYC Parent plumbing ever greater depths of cynicism and disgust at April 23, 2015 08:33 PM (HEo6y)

339 I am of the opinion that if one moves to a country and plans to live there, one might want to know something about the place before hand.

We have a tradition of debating issues and open dialogue here, so if these kids can't handle it, why did they chose to go to school here in the first place? America, it's supposed to be the land of the free.

I honestly don't understand why some people are in such a rush to turn their new home into the very war-torn sh** hole that they left behind.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 23, 2015 08:34 PM (lWsH0)

340 Protective custody as a "safe space" should be a viable option. Round up the fraidy-cats 30 hours before the event, hold 'em for 72 hours after the event, for their own protection, of course. IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN, for goodness sake.

Posted by: Tank79 at April 24, 2015 09:30 AM (Y0PAl)

341 Does the freedom of speech always need to cover the freedom of screech?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at April 24, 2015 09:32 AM (Y0PAl)

342 Muslims make me feel unsafe. Deport all of them now.

Posted by: Sean at April 24, 2015 10:34 AM (30eqM)

343 Islam scares the majority of humanity.

Cancel it

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at April 24, 2015 12:39 PM (MV2jA)

344 no bullshit. Right now... the 25 year old 'safety engineer' just said it's perfectly fine that Islam has a caliphate.

When asked if he then supported throwing gays off of buildings to their death, he looked very confused.

It shouldn't be called low information voter; it should be called "dangerously STUPID"

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at April 24, 2015 12:43 PM (MV2jA)

345 And when the hell did this 'trigger warning' bullshit start?

You know what a real trigger warning is? Giving nukes to Iran

Jesus we are all fucked.

hard

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at April 24, 2015 12:58 PM (MV2jA)

346 Meanwhile, at Reason, those who claim to be made to feel "unsafe" by
Christina Hoff Sommers' speech are engaging in some rather threatening
stuff themselves:

Bit loose, there, Ace. This line implies that Reason is in support of these cretins. They aren't.

Posted by: GamerFromJump at April 25, 2015 09:30 AM (IR0QA)

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