Thursday Morning News Dump

I made up for quantity with quality.

Posted by: BenK at 09:05 AM

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1 Ahh...mronin' dump!

Posted by: The Walrus and the Carpenter at April 23, 2015 09:03 AM (h4vJk)

2 Or 'morning' in fact.

Posted by: The Walrus and the Carpenter at April 23, 2015 09:03 AM (h4vJk)

3 Off, fantasy sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:04 AM (h4vJk)

4 Oh, OK...I'll go get the others.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:05 AM (h4vJk)

5 Others gotten.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:05 AM (h4vJk)

6 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:07 AM (M1uf/)

7 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:07 AM (M1uf/)

8 So Harry Reid accuses - without evidence - Mitt Romney of lying on his taxes AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME that Clinton is lying on hers.

Typical.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 23, 2015 09:08 AM (fwARV)

9 Big Story: Clinton Charities To Refile Taxes For The Last Five Years

Translation; Clinton gets away with tax fraud and other crimes again.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 09:08 AM (wlDny)

10 Just had a thought:

What if Hillary!'s campaign plan was to have all her malfeasance and corruption overlooked because of all the stupid crap that TFG has been doing, and all his policy failures?

Which would just go to show how stupid she is, since the MFM will report *anything* to take the spotlight off the SCOAMT's failures.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:08 AM (M1uf/)

11 This thread is dumpdiddliscious.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2015 09:09 AM (rlAIa)

12
Coffee's kicking in, dump's up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2015 09:09 AM (SpnVI)

13 So the family of Michael (gentle giant) Brown is suing Ferguson. America, would you please wake up before we and civilization are totally lost?

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2015 09:09 AM (go5uR)

14 For a Republican that Russian "deal" would have been called a quid pro quo bribe and he would have been prosecuted.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 09:09 AM (wlDny)

15 My review of the foundation found no problems whatsoever.

Posted by: Jon Corzine at April 23, 2015 09:09 AM (Spluw)

16
"The Politics Of Design"

The politics of oooo feeling good
The politics of moving
Is this message understood?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 23, 2015 09:09 AM (kdS6q)

17 I survived Erf Day.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 23, 2015 09:11 AM (EZKR9)

18 Help.

Posted by: Liberty at April 23, 2015 09:12 AM (4Vu64)

19 Freddie Gray Death: Should It Really Be Illegal To Carry A Knife n The City?

Huh. I mostly agree with something in the Christian Science Monitor.

Did anyone else just hear trumpets?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:12 AM (M1uf/)

20 Just a reminder that Jeb Bush recently gave Hillary an award for being a Great American or something like that.

I hope he got some tongue when she gave him a kiss.

The same goes for Boehner and PelosiTongue.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2015 09:12 AM (rlAIa)

21 Anybody who calls the IRS for tax advice is stupid to begin with.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 09:12 AM (wlDny)

22 So the family of Michael (gentle giant) Brown is suing Ferguson. America, would you please wake up before we and civilization are totally lost?

-
Not only that, they're now investigating the grand jury that didn't indict Wilson.

The progs' motto: These lies aren't going to make up themselves.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 23, 2015 09:14 AM (CFesC)

23 If walking in red high heels builds character and empathy in rapey men, why aren't they handing them out in North Tijuana?

Posted by: C'mon Ice Cream at April 23, 2015 09:14 AM (mmOk6)

24 I'm on day 3 of the Hillary Love Fest that is my mother visiting.

Thus far I've learned a few interesting not Hillary related thing that might interest the horde.

1) The rank and file dems in Texas really fucking hate Turn Texas Blue because apparently they're both rude and incompetent. A little funny interparty drama there.

2) Wendy Davis is leaving Texas to lobby for equal pay or something. Good riddance.

Now for the Hillary spin:

1) Hillary "really cares" about the middle class, unlike those big business dems who only care about corporations.

2) Hillary is only being attacked so much because she's a woman/ because she's a Clinton and the DNC has never supported her.

3) The DNC is trying to get her to put a Castro in the VP spot.

Posted by: Lauren at April 23, 2015 09:14 AM (MYCIw)

25 Just a reminder that Jeb Bush recently gave Hillary an award for being a Great American or something like that.
I hope he got some tongue when she gave him a kiss.

Just. Lost. Breakfast.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 09:14 AM (1deOB)

26
Just a reminder that Jeb Bush recently gave Hillary an award for being a Great American or something like that.

I hope he got some tongue when she gave him a kiss.

The same goes for Boehner and PelosiTongue.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2015 09:12 AM (rlAIa)

Thanks for the eldritch horror in that mindpicture.

Asshole.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2015 09:15 AM (SpnVI)

27 22 Not only that, they're now investigating the grand jury that didn't indict Wilson.

The progs' motto: These lies aren't going to make up themselves.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 23, 2015 09:14 AM (CFesC)

No, they are calling for an investigation. They will not get one because Grand Jury deliberations are supposed to be secret.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 09:16 AM (wlDny)

28 Loretta Lynch is getting confirmed today, isn't she?

fcuk this hsit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 23, 2015 09:16 AM (7RXcs)

29 Anybody who calls the IRS for tax advice is stupid to begin with. Posted by: Vic
Yeh, I love how they can give you bad information over the phone, and then when someone else catches the mistake at the IRS you have to pay penalties and interest because they are not responsible for bad information. WTF?
Oh, and it takes them a couple of years to find the mistake so they can run up the interest.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at April 23, 2015 09:17 AM (FIrEF)

30 They will not get one because Grand Jury deliberations are supposed to be secret.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 09:16 AM (wlDny)

Yeah, and those divorce records were supposed to be sealed.

/Barack Obama's first win in Chicago.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 23, 2015 09:17 AM (fwARV)

31 It is TOTALLY unfair that Hillary has to sell uranium to Putin to afford to campaign while everybody just gives men money.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 23, 2015 09:17 AM (CFesC)

32 28
Loretta Lynch is getting confirmed today, isn't she?

fcuk this hsit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 23, 2015 09:16 AM (7RXcs)

We have no opposition Party.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 09:18 AM (wlDny)

33 The rank and file dems in Texas really fucking hate Turn Texas Blue because apparently they're both rude and incompetent.

Which is why Republicans love them.

Yes. *ADMIT* that you're going to push for amnesty for illegal aliens specifically to let them vote. Yes, *ADMIT* that you're recruiting people from failed States to come turn Texas into a carbon copy of those States. Yes, please be as obnoxious about both of those as possible.

That'll "Turn Texas Blue" in no time, you betcha.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:18 AM (M1uf/)

34 They will not get one because Grand Jury deliberations are supposed to be secret.

Vic obviously took his Optimism Juice today.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:18 AM (M1uf/)

35 30 Yeah, and those divorce records were supposed to be sealed.

/Barack Obama's first win in Chicago.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 23, 2015 09:17 AM (fwARV)

Chicago has always been the most corrupt city in the country. Releasing those records was a felony but when you own the government you can get away anything.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 09:19 AM (wlDny)

36 >>>Freddie Gray Death: Should It Really Be Illegal To Carry A Knife n The City?

Does a machete count?

Posted by: Paul Hogan at April 23, 2015 09:20 AM (cIoI4)

37 Obama ate a dog.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 23, 2015 09:20 AM (9PSXO)

38 Scanned the headlines. Mostly yawned 'cause Clinton is already so exhausted as a news item.* Clicked to The Politics Of Design, wuzzat? Turned out to be an article full of words. About Hillary. Ain' nobody got time fer that.

At least there's comments. Lurkity lurkity lurk.

(*Not a reflection on BenK, thanks to, BTW.)

Posted by: ADHD Moron on the Group W bench at April 23, 2015 09:21 AM (mZLmb)

39 Earth day is over! I remember as a small boy in school we planted a tree at the school and it was all peaceful. Now its scary, Global Warming is taught, and the little ones are told the end is near if we don't have a carbon tax and give up carbon.

Posted by: colin at April 23, 2015 09:21 AM (lscrL)

40 Releasing those records was a felony but when you own the government you can get away anything.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 09:19 AM (wlDny)

Which is why I have no faith in the Grand Jury findings being kept secret.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 23, 2015 09:22 AM (fwARV)

41 Today, the dump is all Clinton.
Tomorrow, it'll be all me.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 23, 2015 09:22 AM (XrHO0)

42 Chicago has always been the most corrupt city in the country. Releasing those records was a felony but when you own the government you can get away anything.
Posted by: Vic

And what pisses me off the most was the fact that the Chicago Tribune was the instigator in the lawsuit to get the records unsealed.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at April 23, 2015 09:22 AM (FIrEF)

43 Chicago has always been the most corrupt city in the country. Releasing those records was a felony but when you own the government you can get away anything.

Witness Chicago-on-the-Potomac.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 09:22 AM (DT3rQ)

44 Ugh, what a sad story out of Savannah on the deaths of the nursing students from Georgia southern. Those poor families.

Posted by: NCKate at April 23, 2015 09:23 AM (sc+f8)

45 40 Which is why I have no faith in the Grand Jury findings being kept secret.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 23, 2015 09:22 AM (fwARV)

All it would take is one hard case judge to come down hard on somebody with contempt charges.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 09:23 AM (wlDny)

46 Knives in the city. I worked in a warehouse for several years, and always had a box cutter in my pocket.

I then moved on to residential construction, including roofing and always had a utility knife in my coat pocket.

Obviously I was a potential airline hijacker intent on flying a passenger jet into a tall building.

Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 09:23 AM (SK2pX)

47 The knife thing is absurd from the get-go. He never should have been arrested in the first place. Then he dies from injuries while in police custody, having been apparently just fine when he was initially arrested. This absolutely reeks.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)

48 Earth day is over!

But our tire fires smoulder on.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 09:25 AM (ZKzrr)

49 So, Lynch will be confirmed today. There it is, right in my face. Sometimes it's hard to ignore the RINO's.

Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 09:25 AM (FCsIb)

50 What if Hillary!'s campaign plan was to have all her malfeasance and
corruption overlooked because of all the stupid crap that TFG has been
doing, and all his policy failures

What bothers me, AllenG, is that all this Outraged Outrage about Shrillery is deflecting attention from Choom Boy's ever-growing list of felonies, high crimes and misdemeanors.

She is not President (yet, anyway). The Mocha Messiah is. Letting him strut away from office -- if he chooses to leave -- opens the floodgates for an even more corrupt, treason-filled administration.

Shrillery might be tempted to at least make a try at slightly better behavior if she sees her predecessor doing time in Maximum Security. At least she might think it could happen to her.,

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 23, 2015 09:26 AM (P8YHq)

51 Hey, how 'bout Kim's ass?

http://tinyurl.com/ntqydms

Media ignoring ISIS in Mexico.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 09:26 AM (BZAd3)

52 49 So, Lynch will be confirmed today. There it is, right in my face. Sometimes it's hard to ignore the RINO's.
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 09:25 AM (FCsIb)

I have the sinking feeling Lynch will be exponentially worse than Holder.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:26 AM (2Ojst)

53 I can't think of one single thing Hillary Clinton has done to show she really cares about the middle class. Her mug has been in politics for decades. There should be something tangible there. I gots nothin'. Zilch. Zero. Nada. She doesn't even project sincerity on the subject.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2015 09:27 AM (ckBBw)

54 I have the sinking feeling Lynch will be exponentially worse than Holder.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:26 AM (2Ojst)

you can count on it

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2015 09:27 AM (0O7c5)

55 Apparently Chris Rock is bitching that there aren't enough African Americans in baseball.

This irritates me for two reasons.

1) There are a shit ton of black guys from Central America but they don't count, apparently.

2) The reason that there aren't more American black guys playing baseball is because they are playing football and basketball. So what? They decided to follow that path instead. Why, oh why, must every racial "inequality" be considered a problem?

Posted by: Lauren at April 23, 2015 09:27 AM (MYCIw)

56 Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)

I don't know about "apparently just fine" but otherwise: all of this.

1) My "Right to Bear Arms" doesn't stop just because you're scared.

2) Even if it did: a knife is usually a "tool" and only as much of a weapon as, say, a sledge hammer.

3) I think, in addition to body cameras, we're getting to the point where every arrestee is going to have to have a medical exam at a trauma-rated hospital prior to actually going to jail. If he *was* injured at the time of arrest, such attention would have proven it, and been able to address it before he died. If he *was not* injured at the time of arrest, that means he was injured by the police while already in police custody- and that's An Very Bad Thing.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:27 AM (M1uf/)

57 Obama ate a dog.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

Yeah well Hillary! ate a....

Oops, you almost had me there.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 23, 2015 09:28 AM (xrURQ)

58 >>What if Hillary!'s campaign plan was to have all her malfeasance and
corruption overlooked because of all the stupid crap that TFG has been
doing, and all his policy failures?

Well, I can see how she might expect or hope for it after 6 years of Obama being so protected by the press.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 09:28 AM (2TN4k)

59 RE veto threats from Obama on spending cuts. Let him veto them and cut the WH budget to zero.

But Republicans will never do that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 09:28 AM (wlDny)

60 does anyone at msnbc pay taxes? after their (non) coverage of the irs scandal......THEY DON'T NEED TO

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2015 09:29 AM (0O7c5)

61 6 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:07 AM (M1uf/)

Incompetence without malice is an insufficient explanation for the sheer level of inflicted misery.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 23, 2015 09:29 AM (3HxZe)

62 I have the sinking feeling Lynch will be exponentially worse than Holder.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:26 AM

Not only will she have Holder as an example -- doin' what he wants, never held to account -- and the protection of her Female Black Democratium invisible shield, but she'll be operating at the ass-end of Choom Boy's second term, when it's obvious that he and his co-conspirators can do any friggin' thing they want.

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 23, 2015 09:29 AM (P8YHq)

63 Posted by: MrScribbler at April 23, 2015 09:26 AM (P8YHq)

I agree with you, but the reality is that the GOP wasn't going to do anything about the SCOAMT anyway. He could literally swear allegiance to Allah and declare the US a part of the Caliphate on live national TV, and the GOP wouldn't do a thing about it.

And we'd be racist, Mohammedan-hating thugs for disapproving.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:30 AM (M1uf/)

64 Huh. I mostly agree with something in the Christian Science Monitor.
And it sounded so sincere too. /sarc

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2015 09:31 AM (kivUY)

65 Huh. I mostly agree with something in the Christian Science Monitor.

Did anyone else just hear trumpets?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:12 AM

Don't feel too bad. Their argument seems less "Meh...knives...whatevs," and more "banning knives gives ebil thug cops an excuse to disproportionately arrest yutes of color." Right conclusion, wrong reason. I still hate the CSM.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:31 AM (h4vJk)

66 Posted by: MrScribbler at April 23, 2015 09:29 AM (P8YHq)

All of that, plus as a black "progressive" female, I guarantee you she has a chip on her shoulder the size of El Capitan.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:31 AM (2Ojst)

67 Incompetence without malice is an insufficient explanation for the sheer level of inflicted misery.

I've been calling him a traitor (in the technical sense of the word) since Benghazi- when he took the side of Terrorists and protected them (rendered them aid and comfort) instead of unleashing hell over the murder of a US Ambassador and 3 others.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:32 AM (M1uf/)

68 This is possibly not the place to say this, but...

Suzy Welch is a skank gold-digger ho and Jack Welch needs to just shut the fuck up and stop lending his name to his twit vagina's efforts and go play cribbage or pinochle or stuff light bulbs up his ass or whatever retired rich people do.

That's all.

PS Does Hoda Kotb read the comments? Smooches, baby! Sorry for the language!

Posted by: Fleegle at April 23, 2015 09:32 AM (fZ3N0)

69 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:31 AM (h4vJk)

It gives them an additional excuse to roust anybody, especially workmen who frequently use these kinds of knives as part of their trade.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:33 AM (2Ojst)

70 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:31 AM (h4vJk)

Well, I did say "mostly."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:33 AM (M1uf/)

71 Damn China:

http://tinyurl.com/kk7xe4d

How is this a bad idea?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 09:33 AM (BZAd3)

72 FYI

There is an awesome article in the sidebar about the S-300, written by our very own XBradTC.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2015 09:34 AM (Zu3d9)

73 52 I have the sinking feeling Lynch will be exponentially worse than Holder.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:26 AM (2Ojst)
=============================

I have kind of a sick interest in seeing what it takes for the LIV suburban Demoncrat voter to wake up and see what their lazy approach to voting has wrought on America.

If she's exponentially worse maybe, somewhere a voter or two will come awake.

Nah.....

Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 09:34 AM (FCsIb)

74 What bothers me, AllenG, is that all this Outraged Outrage about
Shrillery is deflecting attention from Choom Boy's ever-growing list of
felonies, high crimes and misdemeanors.

--

You can bet he's loving it. Now that the 2016 campaign season has started in earnest, he knows he can skate all the way to the end of his America-wrecking 2nd term. The MFM no longer has to make up frivolous stories to keep his criminality from seeing the light of day. Cankles will provide all the stories they need. That...and the Republican candidates' gaaaffffeeesss!11!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2015 09:34 AM (ckBBw)

75 I notice the the name of the Clinton Cronies Club has been changed back to the Clinton Foundation after briefly being the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation. Maybe because this was just to much to stomach and shameless self-promotion? In any case we all know hwat it is but if you can stomch it wnader over there and read through some of the ri projects and accomplishment. Very long on words, goals and generalities and short on specific accomplishments. examples:

"Improved the lives..."
"Empowered women ..."
"Expected to double incomes..."
"Provided training..."
"Addressing food security..."
"Access to opportunity..."
"Facilitated the development..."

and on and on it goes without ever pointing to one quantifiable, verifiable result. Lots of stories of reaching out, connections, winning hearts and mind and, of course, the children. It is all utter BS, feel-good make work jobs for Dems. Most, undoubtedly, will be moving on to politics and govt jobs in the future, if his country even has one.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 23, 2015 09:34 AM (1BQGO)

76 I am thinking of that Hillary! H with the crossbar being a swoop arrow from left to right, winding up pointing dead down on the right upright.

Or a red jagged stock-ticker line going down-down-down: a-la the 2008 crash

I wonder what Oleg Atbashian is dreaming up

Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2015 09:36 AM (t//F+)

77 It gives them an additional excuse to roust anybody, especially workmen who frequently use these kinds of knives as part of their trade.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:33 AM

True, but the CSM seemed to me to be leaning heavily on the disparate racial impact idea.

Admittedly, when they mentioned post-Civil War knife restrictions aimed at free blacks, they committed the cardinal sin of making people think about those early gun control laws, too...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:36 AM (h4vJk)

78 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 09:33 AM (BZAd3)

It is a fantastic idea.

Imagine....sitting Shiva and getting a lap dance!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2015 09:36 AM (Zu3d9)

79 and on and on it goes without ever pointing to one quantifiable, verifiable result.

We're in the wrong industry.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 09:36 AM (ZKzrr)

80 3) The DNC is trying to get her to put a Castro in the VP spot.

Posted by: Lauren at April 23, 2015 09:14 AM (MYCIw)

I am available, Yanqui peegs!

Posted by: Fidel! at April 23, 2015 09:36 AM (RD7QR)

81 True, but the CSM seemed to me to be leaning heavily on the disparate racial impact idea.

Not surprised. That is The Narrative, after all.

Admittedly, when they mentioned post-Civil War knife restrictions aimed at free blacks, they committed the cardinal sin of making people think about those early gun control laws, too...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:36 AM (h4vJk)

Indeed. The gun control crowd would rather forget the racist heritage of their agenda.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:37 AM (2Ojst)

83 That was close.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:38 AM (2Ojst)

84 47
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)

I must be a really, really bad man. I've carried a pocket knife everyday of my life for the last 50 yrs. On the odd day I forget one of my knifes I feel lost.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 09:38 AM (S+el1)

85 Where I'm from, a knife is a tool, and a damned useful one at that.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 23, 2015 09:38 AM (PtTYB)

86 I'm feeling microaggressed by the name Lynch. Lots of bad connotations there. I think we should refer to here in more generic terms so my wooky feelings abate. Perhaps "...".

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 23, 2015 09:38 AM (FviSe)

87 >>and on and on it goes without ever pointing to one quantifiable,
verifiable result. Lots of stories of reaching out, connections, winning
hearts and mind and, of course, the children.

Yeah, Haiti would still like to know what happened to all of the money the Clinton Foundation raised to assist them.

Never quite made it to the island, but IIRC, one of Hillary's brothers ended up with some sweet business deal (maybe part ownership of a mine or something?)

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 09:39 AM (2TN4k)

88 "It gives them an additional excuse to roust anybody, especially workmen who frequently use these kinds of knives as part of their trade."

Actually just the opposite. If you carry the accoutrements of a construction worker, if you look like a construction worker, the cops probably let you go. Especially if they check to see if you are actually employed in a construction trade.

On the other hand, if you look like a drug dealer, act like a drug dealer, you probably get arrested. This was the point of the CSMonitor article. It's racial profiling you see, since black gangsters are disportionately affected while white bankers walk free.

Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 09:39 AM (SK2pX)

89 84 47
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)

I must be a really, really bad man. I've carried a pocket knife everyday of my life for the last 50 yrs. On the odd day I forget one of my knifes I feel lost.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 09:38 AM (S+el1)

I've carried one every day for not quite as long a time, but I feel like I forgot to put on my pants if I accidentally leave the house without a pocketknife.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:39 AM (2Ojst)

90 Why, oh why, must every racial "inequality" be considered a problem?

Posted by: Lauren at April 23, 2015 09:27 AM

And this is the fundamental flaw in their thinking. To assume that every institution or profession at every level of organization must naturally reflect the exact racial/ethnic/gender makeup of the community is to completely ignore the concept of free will and personal preference. But it does make a great pretext to ignore both and simply force your will on the population, though, doesn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:40 AM (h4vJk)

91 Obama ate a dog.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

Yeah well Hillary! ate a.... Oops, you almost had me there.
Posted by: fairweatherbill

Huma's not a dog.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 09:40 AM (1deOB)

92 Nice save, Insomniac.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:41 AM (h4vJk)

93 To assume that every institution or profession at every level of organization must naturally reflect the exact racial/ethnic/gender makeup of the community

Not a lot of short, fat guys in basketball.

I demand fair representation!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:41 AM (M1uf/)

94 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:32 AM (M1uf/)

I'd long been pretty sure that there was gross incompetence and ideology at work, and was on the fence about actual malice, but the man couldn't be a more effective destroyer of the United States short of issuing an unconditional surrender to whatever effedup society he considers his ideal. Congressional Republicans would, of course, insist that it wasn't the hill to die on.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 23, 2015 09:41 AM (3HxZe)

95 92 Nice save, Insomniac.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:41 AM (h4vJk)

Thanks. *mops brow* Missed a Barrellin' by thiiiiis much...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)

96 Greetings, pixel people.

I awoke just in time for today's fresh hell.

Lucky me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 09:42 AM (0HooB)

97 >>I must be a really, really bad man. I've carried a pocket knife everyday of my life for the last 50 yrs.

Me, too, but in my purse. Had a mini-swiss army knife on my key chain up until shortly after 9/11 - I have had more than one confiscated by TS because I've forgotten to remove 'em when flying - grrrr.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 09:42 AM (2TN4k)

98 Today, April 23, 2015 marks the 67th year of Israel's independence.

http://is.gd/4uOVGE

What do we toast them with?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 09:42 AM (ZKzrr)

99 Ugh, what a sad story out of Savannah on the deaths of the nursing students from Georgia southern. Those poor families.

The daughter of a high school friend was roommates with one of the victims. It's incredibly sad.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 09:43 AM (JtwS4)

100 Huma's not a dog.
Posted by: rickb223

No? Well she plays a pretty mean game of fetch.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 23, 2015 09:43 AM (FviSe)

101 Indeed. The gun control crowd would rather forget the racist heritage of their agenda.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:37 AM (2Ojst)

Many of the Left's favorite policies have their roots in racism. Gun (and knife) control, abortion, LBJ's "Great Society"... and yet, the party that preserved the Union and ended slavery is somehow the party of the racists.

There's just no getting through to these people.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 23, 2015 09:43 AM (3HxZe)

102 gop.gov never posted my comment asking why their simplified tax code now has an extra check box about insurance.

Posted by: ryukyu at April 23, 2015 09:44 AM (j29PP)

103 What do we toast them with?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 09:42 AM

Manischewitz?

*ducks*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:44 AM (h4vJk)

104 VIA Manor received a robocall from the Mayor of the City of Baltimore yesterday evening, inviting me to join a Town Hall meeting to discuss the death of Mr Gray while in police custody.

Unfortunately, Stately VIA Manor is located outside the city boundaries, and I am not a resident of the city proper.

And of course,this being about the seventh invite to one of these meeting, I am unable to convince the City that I do not live there.

Posted by: VIA, posting as That News Caster guy at April 23, 2015 09:44 AM (VPLuQ)

105 Imagine....sitting Shiva and getting a lap dance!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2015 09:36 AM (Zu3d9)

lolol

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 09:45 AM (BZAd3)

106 You know, what must it be like to be Chelsea Clinton? You know you're going into the family business so you never have to worry about money. You know daddy is a sleazebag who is nevertheless your meal ticket. You know mommy is a marxist harridan who is also your meal ticket (and probably the source of considerable anxiety.) What must it be like to be fixed for life and yet yoked to such unsavory parents?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 09:46 AM (RD7QR)

107 And this is the fundamental flaw in their thinking. To assume that every institution or profession at every level of organization must naturally reflect the exact racial/ethnic/gender makeup of the community is to completely ignore the concept of free will and personal preference. But it does make a great pretext to ignore both and simply force your will on the population, though, doesn't it?

It's designed to eliminate the concept of "the best and brightest," to be replaced with racism for racism's sake.

For the leftards, meritocracy must be eliminated. I'll be glad when someone calls them out on that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 09:47 AM (0HooB)

108 Heh on IRS customer service. I always mail in paper forms and force them to do the data entry because I want it to be a bit painful for them. And apparently they know my browsing habits because they have reviewed my forms and sent me a check for paying slightly too much 2x in last 5 years -- with just std deduction and only complication being a small amount of oil royalty income. The first one I went back and reviewed and thought "I think I was correct in how I figured it according to the instructions but hey if they sent me a check they can't penalize me later for under paying"

Posted by: PaleRider at April 23, 2015 09:47 AM (7w/kf)

109 I'm getting that tingly feeling...

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at April 23, 2015 09:47 AM (QRz0C)

110 Taxes are for the little people, not Democrats.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2015 09:47 AM (hLRSq)

111 SMOD hit and I missed it.

http://tinyurl.com/lvapfcs

That's the only explanation. Brain hasn't got the message.

Mika takes a stand I agree with.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 09:47 AM (BZAd3)

112 What must it be like to be fixed for life and yet yoked to such unsavory parents?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 09:46 AM (RD7QR)

Lucrative, if you figure out how to get that pesky conscience removed.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 23, 2015 09:47 AM (3HxZe)

113 Lucrative, if you figure out how to get that pesky conscience removed.

She may have been born without, considering the gene pool she springs from.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 09:48 AM (DT3rQ)

114 What must it be like to be fixed for life and yet yoked to such unsavory parents?

Given that they (or people they hired) raised her, I doubt she sees anything unsavory about them.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 09:49 AM (ZKzrr)

115 So, over/under on how many pieces the Ravage left Ace in after yesterday eve's parting stunt?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 09:51 AM (DT3rQ)

116 Given that they (or people they hired) raised her, I doubt she sees anything unsavory about them.

The overwhelming majority of baby cannibals turn into adult cannibals.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 09:51 AM (0HooB)

117
I am so annoyed at my boss right now for volunteering to take over things (meaning volunteering ME to do them) without talking to me, without giving background, when it was already being handled by someone else.

This shit is going on the bottom of the pile.

Posted by: Lea at April 23, 2015 09:51 AM (lIU4e)

118 Lucrative, if you figure out how to get that pesky conscience removed.

Conscience? Please bitch I'm a Clinton. Now push that stack of 20's over here, it's not going to count it's self.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 23, 2015 09:51 AM (S+el1)

119 Chelsea Clinton has paid her debt to society by working to improve the living conditions of poor third world peoples in foreign countries. She was in the news right out of college, or just after the NBC demonstration project. Her debt is paid.

Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 09:51 AM (SK2pX)

120 Given that they (or people they hired) raised her, I doubt she sees anything unsavory about them.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 09:49 AM

That and the fact that they both look like hell and she stands to inherit a metric fcukton of money has to help.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 09:51 AM (h4vJk)

121 >>What must it be like to be fixed for life and yet yoked to such unsavory parents?

Can't be too bad considering she married a guy w/an unsavory father. I suppose if it's all you know it doesn't seem like such a hardship. Especially w/all that money for so little accomplishment and all of that press adulation.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 09:51 AM (2TN4k)

122 115
What did Ace do now?

Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 09:52 AM (S+el1)

123 I feel a disturbance in the Clinton force.

I smell blood. Dean now attacking writer means the Clintons are in full attack mode.

This will not end well for them. Injuin Liz, fire up that peace pipe

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 23, 2015 09:53 AM (0FSuD)

124 122 115
What did Ace do now?
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 09:52 AM (S+el1)

Spider video. Or should I say, spiders video.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:53 AM (2Ojst)

125 Yesterday, after Harf had such a hard time explaining why the Roosevelt was sent to the Gulf of Aiden, some speculation arose that the U.S., instead of trying to stop Iranian arms shipments to Yemen, was instead making sure that Iranian ships made it safely to port.

Can you imagine if that speculation is true?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 09:53 AM (BZAd3)

126 So, over/under on how many pieces the Ravage left Ace in after yesterday eve's parting stunt?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 09:51 AM

Leftovers?

*urp*

That's adorable.

Posted by: The Ravage at April 23, 2015 09:53 AM (h4vJk)

127 What must it be like to be fixed for life and yet yoked to such unsavory parents?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You

You assume too much. As in, does she even care about the corruption? Most likely she doesn't think that there's anything wrong with her parents activities, and that it's just an evil right-wing conspiracy trying to beat up mommy and daddy.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 23, 2015 09:53 AM (FviSe)

128 Knives can spread crackers!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2015 09:53 AM (kivUY)

129 "Improved the lives..."
"Empowered women ..."
"Expected to double incomes..."
"Provided training..."
"Addressing food security..."
"Access to opportunity..."
"Facilitated the development..."

and on and on it goes without ever pointing to one quantifiable, verifiable result. Lots of stories of reaching out, connections, winning hearts and mind and, of course, the children. It is all utter BS, feel-good make work jobs for Dems. Most, undoubtedly, will be moving on to politics and govt jobs in the future, if his country even has one.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 23, 2015 09:34 AM (1BQGO)

So now we see where the GOP House stole their First Hundred Days talking points from.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 23, 2015 09:54 AM (8sd9V)

130 Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:53 AM (2Ojst)

NICE! *evil smile*

Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 09:54 AM (S+el1)

131 Leftovers?

*urp*

That's adorable.
Posted by: The Ravage at April 23, 2015 09:53 AM (h4vJk)

A single velociraptor can consume up to two pounds of uncooked human flesh each minute. They go through bone like butter.

Posted by: Brick Top at April 23, 2015 09:54 AM (2Ojst)

132 Can you imagine if that speculation is true?
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 09:53 AM (BZAd3)

Sadly... harder to imagine it not being.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:54 AM (M1uf/)

133 Ace taunted The Empress with spiders. Nemesis no doubt ensued.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 09:54 AM (RD7QR)

134 Posted by: DangerGirl at April 23, 2015 09:54 AM (8sd9V)

Sent you an email. Did you get it?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:55 AM (M1uf/)

135 Reading through the sidebar story on Airplane, I was motivated to look up Peter Graves on Wikipedia. There I learned James Arness of Gunsmoke fame was his brother. Weird TV fact.

Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 09:55 AM (FCsIb)

136 The porpoise of the Roosevelt being dispatched to the Gulf was to generate newspaper headlines and get stock photos publish for the rubes in fly over country. They love that kind of thing.

Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 09:55 AM (SK2pX)

137 135 Yep,and once you know it seems kind of obvious.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2015 09:56 AM (mGBKM)

138 Steyn hits the nail squarely on the head once more:

"If you say to the average American Democrat senator or congressman, 'Well, why don't we control the southern border?', they will say, 'Control the southern border, are you out of you mind?'" Steyn said. "But if you say to them, 'Let's change the very heavens, lets change the very climate of the planet' they will say they can do that as long as they regulate you and tax you enough."

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/steyn-environmentalists-are-communists

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 09:56 AM (0HooB)

139 133 Ace taunted The Empress with spiders. Nemesis no doubt ensued.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 09:54 AM (RD7QR)

Nemesis? I thought her alpha 'raptor's name was Polly.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:56 AM (2Ojst)

140
I wonder if the Clinton camp is for all-scandal-all-the-time. After all, it gets hard to keep all of them straight. Is this broadcast related to the dead ambassador or the deleted emails? Is that article mentioning getting rich because ofWhitewater orbecause of expensive speeches at universities and Wall Street banks? Is that headline about the ClintonFoundationdue to bribes in exchange for State Department favors in Argentina, bribes in exchange for State Department favors in the Middle East, or bribes in exchange for State Department favors in Russia? Or are any of these about Bill "Hide-Your-Women-and-Underage-Sex-Slaves" Clinton's dalliances?
At some point, the LIVs see "Clinton" and "scandal" and their eyes glaze over. Yet, they notice that nearly all the Dems seem to be backing her, and they gave us Zero because we needed a black man in office, and now we need a woman, so they're sure that the MFM is right and all of this is due to mean Republicans.
Finally, I know Pixy's once again made my formatting go to hell, so I'll go ahead and say it again. I'm sorry about the bad alfalfa pellets!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 23, 2015 09:57 AM (+/C3g)

141 "BREAKING: White House says counterterrorism operation killed two innocent hostages held by al Qaeda"

-tweeted by The Hill

Looks like Obama got 4 American hostages killed. Can't wait to hear the details...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 09:57 AM (2TN4k)

142 Huh. Adam Gadahn's dead.
http://is.gd/uAiriH

My sympathies to the family of Warren Weinstein.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 09:57 AM (ZKzrr)

143 It must be frustrating for the sailors in the Roosevelt task force to watch the Iranians succeed in their mission. Just a fire mission, just an airstrike, and no more Iranians, but TFG will let them get through.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 09:57 AM (RD7QR)

144 2) The reason that there aren't more American black
guys playing baseball is because they are playing football and
basketball. So what? They decided to follow that path instead. Why, oh
why, must every racial "inequality" be considered a problem?

Posted by: Lauren at April 23, 2015 09:27 AM (MYCIw)

Chris Rock use to be funny, now he's just another entitled rich Black guy with a bad attitude.

Fcuk him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 23, 2015 09:58 AM (0FSuD)

145 The purpose of the Roosevelt was to get the Saudis to quit bombing the oppressed Hooters. It worked. Ayatollah happy. Go back to your game show. Now.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 23, 2015 09:58 AM (FviSe)

146 Sent you an email. Did you get it?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:55 AM (M1uf/)

Just checked...yep I did. I *think* I did that already but won't be able to check until I get home and can get on Quasimodo (my name for my laptop). Will get back to you this afternoon.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 23, 2015 09:58 AM (8sd9V)

147 Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 09:55 AM (FCsIb)

James Arness also was the Thing in the original movie.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 23, 2015 09:59 AM (P7ulB)

148 The Clinton Foundation is a criminal money-laundering operation.

All of its principals, donors, and employees belong in prison.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2015 09:59 AM (lmdHn)

149 Will get back to you this afternoon.

Okidoki.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:59 AM (M1uf/)

150 Hahahahahah Im betting dollars to donuts Hillary WILL NOT be investigated in any way, shape or form. Also, you may want to bow now. She will be the next Dear Leader...hahahaha

Posted by: Loretta at April 23, 2015 09:59 AM (2mRkF)

151 149 Will get back to you this afternoon.

Okidoki.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 09:59 AM (M1uf/)

I didn't know you spoke Japanese!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 09:59 AM (2Ojst)

152 142 Huh. Adam Gadahn's dead.
http://is.gd/uAiriH

My sympathies to the family of Warren Weinstein.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 09:57 AM (ZKzrr)

Couldn't happen to a nicer asshole. Hope the virgins are ugly.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 10:00 AM (RD7QR)

153 Peter Graves was also a registered Republican...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336335/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2015 10:00 AM (kivUY)

154 Barack about to talk. Gonna dumb down our counter terrorism efforts, no doubt. What a publicity stunt. Trying to make up for the fiasco of releasing terrorists for deserters.

Posted by: goon at April 23, 2015 10:02 AM (A53Jp)

155 Thanks again for all your help, Allen. Anything that removes the bovine bloviator from my sight is priceless.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 23, 2015 10:02 AM (8sd9V)

156 Arness was certainly a conservative.He was part of John Wayne's rat pack.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2015 10:02 AM (mGBKM)

157
Shrieking overheard in the ScoobyVan: "It's the Bill Clinton Foundation! Do you hear me? The BILL Clinton Foundation!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 23, 2015 10:02 AM (95CzI)

158 Nemesis? I thought her alpha 'raptor's name was Polly.

It is. Polly Nemesis.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 10:03 AM (1deOB)

159 157
Shrieking overheard in the ScoobyVan: "It's the Bill Clinton Foundation! Do you hear me? The BILL Clinton Foundation!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 23, 2015 10:02 AM (95CzI)

Jinkies Hillary, then who got the Russians to send all that cash for uranium?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 10:03 AM (RD7QR)

160 Anything that removes the bovine bloviator from my sight is priceless.

Agreed.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 10:04 AM (M1uf/)

161 Was thinking about this yesterday - other than Bergdahl (deserter) and Captain Phillips and his crew held hostage by Somali pirates, has the Obama admin rescued any other Americans held hostage or in grave danger overseas?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:04 AM (2TN4k)

162 Guess who's 67 today?

http://tinyurl.com/k3dfuja

No, not me dammit.

Happy Birthday Israel!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 10:04 AM (BZAd3)

163 157
Is that before or after the YES Huma, Yes, yes, yes!!

Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 10:04 AM (S+el1)

164 Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 10:04 AM (S+el1)

I hate you.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 10:05 AM (M1uf/)

165 According to Breitbart, SJWs have purged the Shorty web awards of conservatives, incl. Milo

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 23, 2015 10:05 AM (9PSXO)

166 Looks like Obama got 4 American hostages killed. Can't wait to hear the details...

Funny how he seems to get people killed in 4s like that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 10:05 AM (DT3rQ)

167 >>Shrieking overheard in the ScoobyVan: "It's the Bill Clinton Foundation! Do you hear me? The BILL Clinton Foundation!"

Heh. So....I'm thinking she'll be reverting back to "Hillary!" in effort to pretend the Clinton part of her name doesn't exist.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:05 AM (2TN4k)

168 166 Looks like Obama got 4 American hostages killed. Can't wait to hear the details...

Funny how he seems to get people killed in 4s like that.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 10:05 AM (DT3rQ)

And how he's happy to reveal the details of operations gone bad.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 10:06 AM (RD7QR)

169 "Captain Phillips and his crew held hostage by Somali pirates"

was rescued by navy seals who pulled the trigger while waiting for Obama to make a decision. There was a big argument about that when the Captain gave the order when the Pentagon wouldn't.

Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 10:06 AM (SK2pX)

170 I take full responsibility for my idiot military killing those hostages.
Barack

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2015 10:06 AM (mGBKM)

171 "We have conducted a throrough internal audit of the foundation's books and discovered a can of Pringle's, some Russian uranium futures, and some speedo photos of Huma's husband, but no wrongdoing."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 10:08 AM (659DL)

172 >>>Jinkies Hillary, then who got the Russians to send all that cash for uranium?

And I would have gotten away with too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Posted by: Old Man Putin at April 23, 2015 10:08 AM (PtTYB)

173 >>was rescued by navy seals who pulled the trigger while waiting for Obama
to make a decision. There was a big argument about that when the
Captain gave the order when the Pentagon wouldn't.

Yes, that's right! I couldn't remember the details, just knew it was early in his 1st term and he likely didn't have a chance/familiarity w/chain of command to stop the SEALS (military in general) from doing what they do.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:09 AM (2TN4k)

174 IRS 'Deliberately' Cut Customer Service Budget

didn't stop them from sending me a bill for underpaid quarterlies within two weeks of filing...funny how that works

damn self-employment taxes

Posted by: brak at April 23, 2015 10:09 AM (Tj+s6)

175 What difference, at this point, does it make that Hilldabeast sold her country out to some Putin controlled uranium mining consortium?

Posted by: torabora at April 23, 2015 10:10 AM (AnH3d)

176 And I would have gotten away with too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

*sigh*

I miss the old days when corruption wasn't rewarded...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 10:10 AM (0HooB)

177 I bet Hillary's eaten some dogs, IYKWIM.

Posted by: tsj017 at April 23, 2015 10:10 AM (xQ8CP)

178
I rarely if ever make any contribution to the Clinton Foundation. Its run primarily by our family surrogates who make all decisions because Hillary is very busy confronting the dastardly right wing conspiracy.

Posted by: BillyBob Clinton at April 23, 2015 10:11 AM (P330y)

179 The Clinton Foundation and Russian uranium companies are natural symbiotics. Like zebras and allen wrenches. Or asphalt and folk singing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 10:11 AM (659DL)

180 I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for you meddling Democrats.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, in th Scooby van at April 23, 2015 10:11 AM (3F6F8)

181 Oh goody - he's doing that "I directed them to do this..." manager-speak crap, like delegating is more heroic than what heroes do.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:12 AM (2TN4k)

182 >>>I bet Hillary's eaten some dogs.

Oh, I'll take that bet.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 23, 2015 10:12 AM (PtTYB)

183 #167 Think "I'm Doctor Amy Bishop11!!!!!11" as she aims the gun at the people in the Scooby Van.

Posted by: torabora at April 23, 2015 10:12 AM (AnH3d)

184 I Have A Feeling The Media Will Be More Receptive To This

Like I said in the morning thread, the MFM calls CLINTON CASH a "controversial" book by a "right-wing author" with a "history of dubious reporting."

When the exact same author goes after Jebbie, he will be a "crusading truth-teller speaking truth to power, who wrote a shocking expose on the corruption of the Bush family."

Don't get me wrong, anything that is bad for Jeb is good for America.

But the treasonous MFM's bias will be galling. Count it.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 10:13 AM (7ObY1)

185 Clintons do not do jail time.

Bring them down, and you go down, too.

Posted by: eman at April 23, 2015 10:14 AM (MQEz6)

186 When will we learn that these drone strikes just create more terrorists? If you wanted to destabilize the government of Yemen what better way to do that then running around the country blowing up people in their homes.

Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 10:14 AM (SK2pX)

187 >>When the exact same author goes after Jebbie, he will be a "crusading
truth-teller speaking truth to power, who wrote a shocking expose on the
corruption of the Bush family."

Just like how they describe Judicial Watch:

Dem admin = right-wing
GOP admin = non-partisan

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:15 AM (2TN4k)

188 nood art

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 10:15 AM (wlDny)

189 I bet Hillary's eaten some dogs, IYKWIM.

Psaki? Harf?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 10:15 AM (1deOB)

190
Meanwhile, Cleveland - the city the RNC decide to reward with the 2016 Convention, is throwing long on gun control in direct contravention of Ohio state law.

GG GOP. Way to pick 'em.

http://tinyurl.com/lu738er

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (kdS6q)

191 Art up.

Posted by: HH at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (Ce4DF)

192 Posted by: eman at April 23, 2015 10:14 AM (MQEz6)

The Clintons don't go down. Huma goes down, Monica goes down. The Clintons? Not so much.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (S+el1)

193 Noob

Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (jsWA8)

194 @55 - Whenever anyone gets hired at my work, there is a small course of voices of a certain ethnic persuasion who cry, "Well, they couldn't hire a black person, could they?"

Never mind these voices don't actually know if any black people applied. I didn't realize you were required to put your race on your resume. How do we know if the job was offered to someone black and they turned it down?

It's a tired, old broken record.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (vg8iE)

195
The rank and file dems in Texas really fucking hate Turn Texas Blue because apparently they're both rude and incompetent.

Which is why Republicans love them.

Yes. *ADMIT* that you're going to push for amnesty for illegal
aliens specifically to let them vote. Yes, *ADMIT* that you're
recruiting people from failed States to come turn Texas into a carbon
copy of those States. Yes, please be as obnoxious about both of those
as possible.

That'll "Turn Texas Blue" in no time, you betcha.
==========
Don't forget: Be as condescending as possible to the Hispanics who live here--even the ones who trace their linage to before the Republic of Texas; assume all they care about is amnesty and voting for a Hispanic surname.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (ZvKdv)

196 Legal fun reading this AM, from a sovereign citizen kook: http://www.scribd.com/doc/262792039/Fuck-This-Court

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 23, 2015 10:17 AM (ZvKdv)

197 For all that money that is in the Clinton foundation I don't see much of it being spent on personal items. They have 2 houses they bought 10 years ago for a 5 million total.

Posted by: righter at April 23, 2015 10:18 AM (Kj2zW)

198
Hillary has never eaten a dog, but she has slurped more pussy than Jillian Michaels who is the queen of the cooter.

Posted by: BillyBob Clinton at April 23, 2015 10:19 AM (P330y)

199 I mean, this is poetry:

"What? You think because you sit up there in that little black robe hiding behind the ignorance of the masses like a little b*tch, that ANYBODY gives a d*mn about you or what you have to say? Well, just in case you haven t
noticed-I couldn t give two f*cks about you or what you have to say. F*ck you, old man. You re a joke. Your court s a joke. You take it up the a*s; and you suck nuts. LoL."

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 23, 2015 10:20 AM (ZvKdv)

200 Like I said in the morning thread, the MFM calls CLINTON CASH a "controversial" book by a "right-wing author" with a "history of dubious reporting."

Howard Dean tried that on Morning Joe and *nobody* bought it, even Mika pushed back hard.

It was actually fairly glorious. The author gave the NYT and WaPo the public records he used and encouraged them to do their own reporting, which they did. So Joe says it's the credibility of the two papers, not the author. Dean says there's a lot of bad political reporting. NYT reporter on the panel says "what about these specific two" reporters. Dean squirms.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 10:22 AM (JtwS4)

201 @106 - She probably gets a lot of advice from the Kennedys.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2015 10:29 AM (vg8iE)

202 I carry (like most men in Texas) a folding knife. When not working it is a Kershaw Ken Onion design. When working it is a Gerber. At work also carry a Gerber multi-tool. Fact is, I am surprised when I see Wranglers without a folding knife clip showing. A knife is a tool and it's normal to carry one. About 6 years ago coming back from Colorado, I witnessed a rollover wreck. First one to the car and couldn't get to the passengers who were hanging upside down in their seats because doors were not opening. A teenage boy stopped too and I saw his Buck knife in his pocket. I used it to break the back window and crawl in to render assistance. I had left my knife in my truck instead of having it in my pocket. Knives are tools and it's normal and prudent to carry them.

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2015 10:32 AM (go5uR)

203 A very nice DUMP.
Thank you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 10:44 AM (Wvadc)

204 Everybody should go to Guidestar.com right now, sign up for a free basic account and print out the prior year tax returns of the CGI/Clinton Family Foundation, Federal Tax id number 31-1580204.

Only 2013, 2012 and 2011 are available for free but it will be interesting to see in detail what gets changed.

Posted by: MikeD at April 23, 2015 11:51 AM (uKJIC)

205 My cynicism requires me to believe these tax disclosures are coming now in order to have their preferentially treated case handled ahead of a possible party change at 1600 PA ave.

Posted by: Anthropology Guy at April 23, 2015 02:11 PM (yJfuj)

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