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Captain Kickass: You Know, We Could Penetrate Iran's New S-300 Air Defense System, If We Felt Like It
AllahPundit wants to know if anyone in the press will ask him if Israel could penetrate the air-defense system, which is the more important question.
Couple of Points: Captain Kickass likes talking tough. His idea of athletic competition is not actually, you know, athletic competition; it's trash-talking, which is an exceptionally annoying thing coming from someone who sucks this bad at basketball and who is so bad at golf -- which is actually his career now -- that Michael Jordan openly mocks him. Captain Kickass also likes Lying to the public, giving them False Reassurances, such as the claim that ebola cannot be transmitted by sneezing, or that we had all the time to dick around with Iran that we like, because they're at least a year away from building a bomb. Now, to put pressure on the public, he changes that and noted that they're only 2-3 months away from building a bomb -- but if we agree to his dopey plan to install a sworn enemy of America as Hegemon of the Middle East, that number will go back up to one year. So he is now probably lying about the US' ability to penetrate the improved Russian-provided air defenses. Lying, so he can Reassure us that if we really need to, we can take out those pesky Iran nukes before they detonate them on America. But he's probably lying, because he is really good at lying. That's really his sport. Oh, and open thread. Before I go, I wanted to give a present to Alex the Chick.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 22, 2015 07:10 PM (60Vyp)
I have no life.... well except homework...which I am obviously NOT doing at this time.
*sigh*
I have no life....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 22, 2015 07:11 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2015 07:12 PM (go5uR)
It is sad when the President is so well known for lying that everything he says is assumed to be a lie.
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 07:12 PM (lAjUN)
Posted by: Mikey at April 22, 2015 07:12 PM (2f/TW)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 22, 2015 07:13 PM (QRz0C)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 22, 2015 07:13 PM (IHK0Z)
Hey now, don't steal credit from our failed white presidents. >
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:13 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Book is Pissed Off at April 22, 2015 07:13 PM (AlkUj)
Posted by: tsj017 at April 22, 2015 07:13 PM (t1f6S)
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 07:14 PM (lAjUN)
But we are talking about Captain Stupid, so carry on...
Posted by: Pave Low John at April 22, 2015 07:14 PM (Q2Z7Q)
He's not good at lying. He IS lying though. He will liw when the truth is better.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2015 07:14 PM (IGu+c)
Hey now, don't steal credit from our failed white presidents. >
Go ahead and steal credit.
But first you will blow me.
Posted by: Bill Clinton, the authentic first black president at April 22, 2015 07:15 PM (ZbV+0)
In fairness, have you SEEN his real wife?
Posted by: pep at April 22, 2015 07:15 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 07:15 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 07:15 PM (lAjUN)
I'd be willing to bet the first missile that brings down an passenger jet is a MANPAD from Libya or Iraq. And it won't likely be in Israel, it will be in the US.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 22, 2015 07:15 PM (60Vyp)
life.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2015 07:15 PM (IGu+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 07:15 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2015 07:15 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Rancid Clamdiddler at April 22, 2015 07:16 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 22, 2015 07:16 PM (Vm8WO)
...to the media and useful idiots who make up his army (BIRM).
To everyone else, he's as shitty a liar as he is a public speaker.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 22, 2015 07:16 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: LizLem at April 22, 2015 07:16 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Jack at April 22, 2015 07:17 PM (53CCM)
life.
Posted by: rickb223
--
To be fair, he's really good at campaigns.
Posted by: Book is Pissed Off at April 22, 2015 07:17 PM (AlkUj)
this is all u need to know about your intellectual dishonesty, guys. anti-science, knee-jerk opposition to any liberal perspective
Posted by: walter at April 22, 2015 07:17 PM (+xYQE)
Yeah they nearly got us, but I grabbed the controls out of the pilot's hands, evaded the missile, then bombed the launch site.
It turned the whole war around.
Posted by: Brian Williams war correspondant extraordinaire at April 22, 2015 07:17 PM (ZbV+0)
We can probably penetrate Iran's air defenses
I wonder if a heat-seeking missile has ever penetrated Hillary's defenses.
Aside from Webb Hubbell's, I mean.
Posted by: pep at April 22, 2015 07:17 PM (LAe3v)
In many ways, this too is the story of the TFG administration.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 22, 2015 07:18 PM (KcXLO)
Posted by: Garrett at April 22, 2015 07:18 PM (WZYXm)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:18 PM (0NdlF)
F*ck you, pixy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 07:18 PM (FsuaD)
Hey now, don't steal credit from our failed white presidents. >
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:13 PM (0NdlF)
I look at it this way, Obama has failed more completely at being an American President than all our other failed presidents combined, if you exclude Carter and Clinton, and he's worse than the two of them together.
But at least we have a Republican lock on the House and Senate!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 07:18 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 22, 2015 07:18 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 07:15 PM (lAjUN)
Nah, Captain Kickass dates back to that oil well blowout in the Gulf of Mexico a few years ago, when TFG said something about needing to find out whose ass to kick.
Posted by: rickl at April 22, 2015 07:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2015 07:19 PM (xrURQ)
"this is all u need to know about your intellectual dishonesty, guys"
Yes, but not in the way you think.
Care to have a substantive debate? Cause this thread is about Iran's surface-to-air missiles, and here you come in with this crashing irrelevancy.
Posted by: JPS at April 22, 2015 07:19 PM (9ziuC)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 22, 2015 07:19 PM (+Y3QE)
Posted by: Barack Obammigan at April 22, 2015 07:19 PM (Kwx6V)
And he could give a flying shit if Israel can do it or not.
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:19 PM (/HX7u)
That's the eldritch horror of the guy squashing the spider and all the wee spiders come running out.
*plots and plots and plots and plots*
Posted by: alexthechick at April 22, 2015 07:19 PM (IrByp)
And why are these clowns allowed to speak at all, except to apologize for their poppycock?
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2015 07:19 PM (ty633)
Posted by: pep at April 22, 2015 07:19 PM (LAe3v)
I wouldn't call it a missile, exactly...
Posted by: Huma Abedin at April 22, 2015 07:19 PM (dcCJA)
Translation : "That's a nice podcast you got there... shame if something happened to it."
Posted by: The Ewokfather at April 22, 2015 07:19 PM (1FyZ2)
I know that when I want to figure out what's going on in the world, I take a poll.
Golden standard of truth and all that.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:20 PM (0NdlF)
this is all u need to know about your intellectual dishonesty, guys. anti-science, knee-jerk opposition to any liberal perspective
Posted by: walter
Your fuckin' shinebox: go get it. I tossed it into the Barrel so, try holding your breath first
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 07:20 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 07:18 PM (ftVQq) Lock, as in they're not doing a damn thing?
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 07:20 PM (lAjUN)
Posted by: Roy at April 22, 2015 07:20 PM (fWLrt)
What's next Eleanor? Claiming that Shrillary was named after Sir Edmund Hillary?
Posted by: Furious George at April 22, 2015 07:20 PM (UlJ3l)
Best to keep your glance diverted and leave her tasty treats while complimenting her countenance.
Posted by: Garrett at April 22, 2015 07:21 PM (WZYXm)
In many ways, this too is the story of the
FIFY
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2015 07:21 PM (ZbV+0)
9,200 gallons of jet fuel later.
Hungry, hungry giant pythons left wanting.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 07:21 PM (FsuaD)
Try not fucking with the data before you start pretending to be "scientific", asswipe.
Posted by: upside-down Tiljander series at April 22, 2015 07:21 PM (Kwx6V)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2015 07:21 PM (FviSe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 07:21 PM (FsuaD)
See! *points wildly*
See that's a nice present!
*points moar wildly*
Posted by: alexthechick at April 22, 2015 07:22 PM (IrByp)
That's the eldritch horror of the guy squashing the spider and all the wee spiders come running out.
*plots and plots and plots and plots*
Posted by: alexthechick at April 22, 2015 07:19 PM (IrByp)
Close, but you missed that it's Australia. The baby spiders ate away at the broom and started attacking the bystanders.
It went to shakey-cam and static after much screaming.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:22 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Roy at April 22, 2015 07:23 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2015 07:23 PM (08Znv)
we are lying sacks of shit; you guys are just too stupid to understand you are being duped
Posted by: walter at April 22, 2015 07:23 PM (+xYQE)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 22, 2015 07:23 PM (53CCM)
Posted by: Jack at April 22, 2015 07:24 PM (53CCM)
Best to keep your glance diverted and leave her tasty treats while complimenting her countenance.
When attempting to avert your gaze ... which way do you look? Up, and it seems you're scoffing at Her Highness. Down, and you would meet her gaze ....
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:24 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Killerdog at April 22, 2015 07:24 PM (FFE0p)
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 07:24 PM (lAjUN)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 22, 2015 07:24 PM (AkOaV)
For him, turning airmen into corpsemen is a feature.
Posted by: despair at April 22, 2015 07:25 PM (J6suc)
We don't often witness that sort of bravery much anymore.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 22, 2015 07:25 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 07:18 PM (ftVQq)
Lock, as in they're not doing a damn thing?
Not doing a damn thing? NOT DOING A DAMN THING???!!!
Didn't you see our list????
*hic*
Posted by: John Boehner at April 22, 2015 07:25 PM (ZbCKc)
You got it. "Lock" as in locked up, immobile, unable to move.
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 07:25 PM (ftVQq)
Duped into what, exactly? Obama's grand plan to do nothing about it?
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2015 07:25 PM (ZbV+0)
It went to shakey-cam and static after much screaming.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:22 PM (0NdlF)
Now I want to watch Black Sheep.
(I know I know that's New Zealand just go with it)
Posted by: alexthechick - SOON at April 22, 2015 07:26 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: John Boehner at April 22, 2015 07:26 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Garrett at April 22, 2015 07:26 PM (WZYXm)
Upside: Bill and Barry shit their pants.
Another upside: Two giant pythons get killed by the Secret Service.
Win-win.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 07:26 PM (FsuaD)
You were making some good sense there for a minute.
Posted by: An Everglades Python at April 22, 2015 07:28 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 22, 2015 07:28 PM (ZPrif)
*hic*
Posted by: John Boehner at April 22, 2015 07:26 PM (ZbCKc)
That belongs on the GOP Accomplishments checklist.
Posted by: rickl at April 22, 2015 07:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Abdelaziz Aouragh, proprietor of Halal Sex Shop at April 22, 2015 07:28 PM (AVEe1)
*hic*
Posted by: John Boehner at April 22, 2015 07:26 PM (ZbCKc)
The quantity of free samples required to be delivered to the Speaker might outweigh the profit from the special Jim Beam crony legislation!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 07:28 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 07:26 PM (FsuaD)
--------------------------------------
I'm laughing just imagining the chase scene.
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:29 PM (/HX7u)
And we hate them back.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 22, 2015 07:29 PM (ZPrif)
Fret not. They'll make it up in volume.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 22, 2015 07:29 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: despair at April 22, 2015 07:29 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: Garrett at April 22, 2015 07:30 PM (WZYXm)
Average Joe is every troll, and by choice he imbibes the dick.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 07:30 PM (AVEe1)
Gawd...
anyone remember when he was a "High Fivin' White Guy" on a little known but really pretty funny comedy show in Seattle?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2015 07:30 PM (08Znv)
Drain 80%, keep 20% as a nature preserve. Build another airport there. Maybe a zoo.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 22, 2015 07:31 PM (ZPrif)
ace is well and truly fucked now.
Jus sayin
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 22, 2015 07:31 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: alexthechick - SOON at April 22, 2015 07:31 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 22, 2015 07:31 PM (GJWxV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 07:30 PM (AVEe1)
They all make sense when you realize that liberalism is a religion of projection.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 22, 2015 07:32 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 07:32 PM (OsWis)
Just as they were turning their lives around and going back to school.....
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2015 07:32 PM (HZ+F7)
Posted by: alexthechick - SOON at April 22, 2015 07:31 PM (IrByp)
We could always invite him to NoVaMoMee
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 22, 2015 07:32 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 22, 2015 07:32 PM (V+kmg)
*ponders*
Why, yes, yes, we could.
*waves paw imperially* For to be getting on that, Bannion.
Posted by: alexthechick - SOON at April 22, 2015 07:33 PM (IrByp)
Were those questions in the "poll," you blithering idiot troll?
And Obama is a SCOAMT. Insert Allen G recommendations.
Posted by: Gem at April 22, 2015 07:33 PM (c+gwp)
And nobody calling it out gives that crap an implied acceptance.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 22, 2015 07:33 PM (db5Fm)
Posted by: Garrett at April 22, 2015 07:26 PM (WZYXm)
The Israelis would at least make it look better than this....
http://tinyurl.com/oakjzns
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 22, 2015 07:34 PM (V+kmg)
So who and what needs to be called out in this thread?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:35 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 22, 2015 07:32 PM (V+kmg)
Make it a twofer and invite Walter
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 22, 2015 07:35 PM (pSg57)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 22, 2015 07:35 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: alexthechick - SOON at April 22, 2015 07:31 PM (IrByp)
We could always invite him to NoVaMoMee
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 22, 2015 07:32 PM (V+kmg)
And since Ace never reads the comments he'd be none the wiser.
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 07:36 PM (lAjUN)
*waves paw imperially* For to be getting on that, Bannion.
Posted by: alexthechick - SOON at April 22, 2015 07:33 PM (IrByp)
Permission to dip into the royal stock of Ewoknip?
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:36 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 07:36 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 07:36 PM (lAjUN)
::: nods sagely ::::
Cut. Jib.
I have a need for a minion. Apply inside.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:37 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:37 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 22, 2015 07:35 PM (pSg57)
And here I was hoping not to have to post a trigger warning at the venue.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:37 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mickey Thomas at April 22, 2015 07:37 PM (l3LvV)
Almost exactly like that.
Posted by: alexthechick - SOON at April 22, 2015 07:38 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:37 PM (0NdlF)
::: shifty eyes :::
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:38 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2015 07:38 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Barack ibn Obama at April 22, 2015 07:38 PM (j29PP)
400ppm - current CO2 level
270ppm - pre-industrial CO2 level
165ppm - all plant life dies from CO2 starvation
Increasing CO2 greens the earth and may actually save the earth from biological catastrophe. The 1.4C/century warming will be beneficial, too.
Posted by: despair at April 22, 2015 07:38 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 22, 2015 07:39 PM (pSg57)
In a pinch, you could quote from "Rules for Radicals", but that's pale compared with a Horowitz, (or a Whit Chambers).
Why is it a surprise when Preznit Bacha Bazi Oboloa does s**t like this?
It reveals the Twelfth Imam.
It destroys Israel.
It reduces (understand EMP weapons?) the last best hope of Mankind after Jesus-- us.
And it improves the availability of boy-brides for those with that particular, Chicago/Hawaii-style orientation the man has (Wer yo empafy at bro?).
Predictable.
As of 2008, for some of us.
Not the rest of you, so sadly.
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 22, 2015 07:39 PM (GJWxV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2015 07:39 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2015 07:39 PM (ty633)
Gawd...
anyone remember when he was a "High Fivin' White Guy" on a little known but really pretty funny comedy show in Seattle?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2015 07:30 PM (08Znv)
Yeah, I remember. I was in the shipyard in Bremerton at the time.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 22, 2015 07:39 PM (IHK0Z)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:36 PM (V+kmg)
I leave it to your discretion.
Posted by: alexthechick - SOON at April 22, 2015 07:39 PM (IrByp)
I've had toady experience. Is that applicable?
Posted by: Cicero
Do you have a hump? Humps are the affirmative action of the minion world.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2015 07:40 PM (HZ+F7)
We get *walter*. So sad.
Back to on topic, the article I read today said that 4th gen fighters such as the F-15 and the F-16 are vulnerable to the S300 system. And since the 300 is mobile, it can pop up almost anywhere. And the Ruskies sold it to Iran for $900 million; about 2% of the $50 billion we are about to give them access to as a signing bonus.
Once again, many thanks to the 52% that just had to have 4 moar years.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 22, 2015 07:40 PM (KcXLO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2015 07:38 PM (ZbCKc)
Toadying is an acceptable substitute.
Veterans preference should put you over the top.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:40 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 22, 2015 07:41 PM (6GBAx)
Can somebody wake up sven, I need a translation on that one.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 22, 2015 07:42 PM (pSg57)
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 22, 2015 07:42 PM (GJWxV)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 22, 2015 07:42 PM (pSg57)
Thanks. That was my last fucking glass of Chateau Montalena 2006 Cab.
Fuck. Just look at the carpet stains!
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:42 PM (V+kmg)
Heh. Glad I could help.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 22, 2015 07:44 PM (pSg57)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 22, 2015 07:44 PM (pSg57)
::: fist bump :::
I LOL'd. I did indeed.
Right before I started choking.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:44 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 07:44 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 22, 2015 07:45 PM (db5Fm)
Posted by: nuclearjim at April 22, 2015 07:45 PM (dDoB4)
Fuck. Just look at the carpet stains!
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia
Use white wine to get rid of red wine stains. Effective and cheap. It's a good thing.
Posted by: Martha at April 22, 2015 07:45 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:44 PM (V+kmg)
*clambers up stepstool*
*pounds you on back*
Posted by: alexthechick - SOON at April 22, 2015 07:45 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 07:45 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:37 PM (V+kmg)
----
I have time in service, a black wardrobe, and implements of persuasion. And I'm bored. Let's expedite the paperwork and get this show started.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 22, 2015 07:46 PM (KH1sk)
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Chub Latin bottoms, of which those in the know understand there is an over-supply, are going all caveman for the election.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n58rn5j
"Accepting the illegal is an act of love."
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 22, 2015 07:46 PM (GJWxV)
Just as they were turning their lives around and going back to school.....
Hands up! Don't shoot! Oh, wait...
Posted by: despair at April 22, 2015 07:47 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2015 07:47 PM (ODxAs)
Red first, white SECOND. Trust me on this, it totally doesn't work when you reverse the order.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 22, 2015 07:47 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: nuclearjim at April 22, 2015 07:45 PM (dDoB4)
----------------------------------------------
So we have no stealth bombers anymore?
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:47 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 07:47 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Martha at April 22, 2015 07:45 PM (Q/rld)
Actually....there's never been a stain that this stuff couldn't get out.
http://tinyurl.com/q847r8u
If Bill Clinton had known about this stuff....he never would have been impeached.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:47 PM (V+kmg)
*drinks white wine*
OK, what's the next step?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:47 PM (0NdlF)
The only thing Cap'n Kickass knows for sure about penetration is that Reggie Love was extraordinarily good at it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 22, 2015 07:48 PM (bYk1t)
I was just... surprised to see you call out whatever it was you were calling out, in a thread that wasn't about race, and in which race wasn't noted up to then (as far as I know) - even by walter (who was doing the Earth Day shift).
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 07:48 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Killerdog at April 22, 2015 07:49 PM (FFE0p)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 22, 2015 07:46 PM (KH1sk)
Please send your application, audition tape and a 3 oz bottle of Jergens to:
Sean Bannion
1000 Alextopia Blvd
Mail Stop 69
Alextopia ND76854
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:49 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: booter at April 22, 2015 07:50 PM (Lg1F3)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 22, 2015 07:45 PM (db5Fm)
For the record, I checked the hash on several threads today and did not see that hash.
I withdraw my assertion as to your comment. I reiterate it as to Troll Boy.
Posted by: alexthechick - SOON at April 22, 2015 07:50 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:47 PM (/HX7u)
---------Stealth is good for radar. Infrared, not so much. Every airplane has an exhaust signature.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 07:50 PM (9iR5/)
----
As a proud Latina of color (and a top), I can attest to this.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 22, 2015 07:50 PM (KH1sk)
Israel has none of these luxuries of time, space or material.
Posted by: RD Walker at April 22, 2015 07:50 PM (CeRRg)
Posted by: guy who always left out of everything at April 22, 2015 07:50 PM (lKyWE)
*pounds you on back*
Posted by: alexthechick - SOON at April 22, 2015 07:45 PM (IrByp)
There's nothing quite like being at crotch height to Her Malevolence.
Jus sayin
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:51 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: despair at April 22, 2015 07:38 PM (J6suc)
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I have consulted my tree rings and they instruct me to drink more bourbon.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Michael Mann at April 22, 2015 07:51 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:49 PM (V+kmg)
Alextopia is in North Dakota? It's not a Carribean island?
*tears up application*
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:52 PM (/HX7u)
http://tinyurl.com/q847r8u
Huh. You have the same rave review as the Amazon ones?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:52 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 07:52 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Golgo 13 1/3 at April 22, 2015 07:52 PM (/G88j)
*tears up application*
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:52 PM (/HX7u)
Keeps the insincere from applying and then incurring the wrath of the Empress.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:53 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Hillary the Horrible at April 22, 2015 07:54 PM (WCnJW)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/kh3z3zv
Notice the fey, lip-curled, keyboard-centric effeminacy of the LA Times writer.
If anyone had any balls in Califagornia, they would've id'd, kidnapped, and waterboarded the scrunts who have the video of Ogabe lovin' him some Jew-killin', clit-slittin', boy lovin' Muzzies.
Not up to speed on this?
Your paycheck signed by Soros? Bush?
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 22, 2015 07:54 PM (GJWxV)
Posted by: guy who always left out of everything at April 22, 2015 07:50 PM (lKyWE)
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Why supress anything with a stealth bomber? Just go straight to the fucking main target.
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:54 PM (/HX7u)
Now that's some freaking poetry right there morons.
I salute you!
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 22, 2015 07:54 PM (pSg57)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:52 PM (0NdlF)
The stuff's amazing.
Srsly.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:54 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2015 07:54 PM (I8HI7)
How about "Most conservatives believe that climate change is natural, and don't believe that climate can be controlled by the government, even if it were desirable to do so"?
Posted by: rickl at April 22, 2015 07:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 07:54 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 07:55 PM (rwI+c)
*tears up application*
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:52 PM (/HX7u)
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Check out North Dakota Oil Jobs for employment opportunities. Gotta power the Sybian array somehow.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 22, 2015 07:55 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:54 PM (/HX7u)
Because they're not fucking invisible.
They can still be seen on radar, they just don't give the radar cross-section that one would expect from an aircraft of its size.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:55 PM (V+kmg)
I sincerely like the Erf Day fools telling us how it is already too late... which of course means to me why do anything at all then.
*fires up v-8 engine, just to hear it rev*
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2015 07:55 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 22, 2015 07:56 PM (TIgJq)
*tears up application*
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:52
More room at the boat landings
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2015 07:56 PM (I8HI7)
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:54 PM (/HX7u)
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Oh nooooo, no, that wouldn't be advisable. Our French allies will be leading the attack.
Posted by: President Lead From Behind at April 22, 2015 07:56 PM (FCsIb)
I learned today that if I turn up the new AC system to maximum for eight hours, I can see my breath inside the house.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2015 07:57 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2015 07:56 PM (I8HI7)
As in...motorboat landings.
You are keeeereckt, sir.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:58 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: guy who always left out of everything at April 22, 2015 07:50 PM (lKyWE)
Nothing says "No! Bad boy!" like a ballistic missile.
Posted by: despair at April 22, 2015 07:58 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 22, 2015 07:58 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 07:58 PM (rwI+c)
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Plug that address into a GPS device. It takes you straight to Tahiti. But you can't drive there. Well, you could if you had a Duck. But it would be slow going.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 07:58 PM (9iR5/)
Suffice to say, the capability is there from both players.
Posted by: Fringe at April 22, 2015 07:58 PM (Stqj5)
Grabbed a bottle to trial, this time through the AoS referral link.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:58 PM (0NdlF)
The Israelis not so much.
The Israelis get to choose:
1. Pre emptive tactical nukes (and the shitstorm that follows, militarily, diplomatically, politically at the UN and in the US), or
2. Near kimikaze pre emptive conventional missions with uncertain chance of success with great loss of pilots and aircraft, but that might just delay things enough to get a Repubican US President with huevos in office, but which may also just
3. Prod the Iranians to accellerate their breakout (see I told you eevil Jooz) to get their nukes and use em before Jan 2017
And.. in any of these scenarios, just what else do I win Bob?
Massive Iranian conventional retaliation including chemical weapons
Multi front proxy war with Hezbollah etc if not direct general war with Iran and various inflamed proxies
Or they could just die already.
I'm guessing Obamster's not looking at Curtain #1
Posted by: NYC Parent plumbing ever greater depths of cynicism and disgust at April 22, 2015 07:58 PM (HEo6y)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 07:55 PM (V+kmg)
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And Russian technology is the bestest. They proved it last year by shooting down an airliner.
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:59 PM (/HX7u)
The US Standard SM-2 can be programmed to fly to a certain part of the sky (near the target, for more efficient fuel use) and then turn on active homing in the terminal phase of flight.
So Stealth Aircraft are less effectively invisible against long wave search radars, and more effectively invisible against short frequency guidance radar (used in terminal guidance or missiles that are beam riders to the target).
If the SA-300 missiles can be programmed to fly near the part of the sky where the search radar generally locates them, and then switch to infra-red homing, they can probably knock down a stealth aircraft/strike aircraft.
If the search radar can actually find the stealth aircraft. And hunting SA-300 sites can have the added bonus that Russian nationals may be operating them for the Iranians.
But the question is moot because we will do nothing against Iran while Obama is in the White House. Nothing.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 22, 2015 07:59 PM (RFeQD)
That's been said 3 times already. Jeez.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2015 07:59 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 07:58 PM (rwI+c)
I've read that several times and still don't understand those words in that order.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 22, 2015 07:59 PM (pSg57)
Posted by: Y-not at April 22, 2015 08:00 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 07:58 PM (0NdlF)
I've watched it lift 4 day old ink stains out of carpet (which were provided courtesy of the Littlest Bannion).
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 08:00 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 22, 2015 07:13 PM (QRz0C)
Meaning he has told the Acme Novelty Company, manufacturer of the Magic Eight Ball, to include, "today is not a good day to arm the Houthis" in the Farsi Edition, scheduled for shipment in September, 2016.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 08:01 PM (HCEgT)
Seems they had him pegged in more ways than they thought.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:01 PM (Ei7xc)
I'd like to see how it handles month old rust stains. But mainly want to fix some shirts/pants.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 08:01 PM (0NdlF)
Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 08:00 PM (V+kmg)
I expect Amazon to be out of stock on this item very shortly!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 08:01 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 08:01 PM (rwI+c)
At least you're admitting that "climate change" is part of a liberal agenda.
Posted by: Y-not, scientist at April 22, 2015 08:02 PM (9BRsg)
You Know, We Could Penetrate Iran's New S-300 Air Defense System, If We Felt Like It"
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at April 22, 2015 08:02 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2015 07:59 PM (/HX7u)
The best technology in the world in the hands of drunken louts is going to generate those outcomes.
I know we're used to being the technological top-dog when it comes to military hardware, because 'Murica, but those days are rapidly coming to an end - and depending on the technology under discussion, have already ended.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 08:03 PM (V+kmg)
Ace had to go and strike at AlextheChick...
Care for some lemon bars Empress?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:03 PM (Ei7xc)
high frequency pulses, short wavelength radar.
And the Israelis may indeed have good electronic countermeasures (a result of research and espionage), but again don't have any known "stealth" aircraft.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 22, 2015 08:03 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: John McCain, Card Carring Maverick at April 22, 2015 08:03 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 07:58
We could go to Wisconsin Dells and borrow some
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2015 08:03 PM (I8HI7)
If the Israelis can get together with the Saudis, they can choke Iran as well as we can.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 08:03 PM (rwI+c)
Or, "understands enough basic fucking physics to know that when fusion occurs, more massive elements result, which will then rain into the stellar core, causing the remnant atoms to cluster more density, raising the probability of MORE fusion and thus more heat".
tldr, the sun itself is getting hotter, until it can't (this part is based on less-basic physics, admittedly).
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 08:04 PM (AVEe1)
I just see too much shit like #5 these days, and I don't think it belongs here at all. - and I don't spend much time on the day threads any more, but...
As to my hash - I posted a couple times today, but from a phone. And for some reason, this thing changes my hash at least once per day. ??
*waves back to SMFH. talk to you a little later - I forgot to burn trash & tires for earth day, and don't want to miss out. Fresh drink in hand, and some empty bourbon bottles for the fire pit are at the ready.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 22, 2015 08:04 PM (db5Fm)
Posted by: wombat rebel at April 22, 2015 08:04 PM (+Qzu0)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 08:04 PM (rwI+c)
I said I knew basic fucking physics. I didn't say I knew basic fucking English
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 08:05 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 08:01 PM (0NdlF)
Might have to hit it a couple times.
I've had luck getting out really bad stains in clothes by using gonzo, adding OxyClean to the wash on cold, using gonzo again and then washing on warm (again with OxyClean).
Good luck.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 08:05 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:06 PM (Ei7xc)
President than all our other failed presidents combined, if you exclude
Carter and Clinton, and he's worse than the two of them together.
But at least we have a Republican lock on the House and Senate!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 07:18 PM (ftVQq)
He's failed to be an American President. He's failed to be an un-American President. But he's got "anti-American President" cinched.
So there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 08:06 PM (HCEgT)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 22, 2015 07:13 PM (QRz0C
If fucking Moochelle won't listen to him why would a bunch of 3rd world tyrants
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2015 08:07 PM (I8HI7)
Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 08:00 PM (V+kmg)
Oh...we're doing product testimonials?
Rainex Windshield crack repair kit.
It actually fcuking worked, and saved me $450 for a new windshield.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2015 08:07 PM (Zu3d9)
It actually fcuking worked, and saved me $450 for a new windshield.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2015 08:07 PM (Zu3d9)
Didn't work for me.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 08:08 PM (V+kmg)
I just see too much shit like #5 these days, and I don't think it belongs here at all. - and I don't spend much time on the day threads any more, but...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 22, 2015 08:04 PM (db5Fm)
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Hector posts this kind of crap all the time. People just refuse to feed the troll/psycho.
Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 22, 2015 08:08 PM (pnlaU)
Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 08:05 PM (V+kmg)
Do you do windows, and how is your ironing?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2015 08:08 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Kelly's Churros at April 22, 2015 08:09 PM (jT+gh)
NSA?!? Are they all working for the day they're blinded by Iran? Prolly not 51%. That's my working assumption right now, subject to change.
(My thresholds are available for my usual fee. Contact me offline.)
ID them.
Close with them.
And [Ace has a proprietary interest in this cyberspace, and I respect that} them.
Posted by: 2 close, 2 personal... dude at April 22, 2015 08:09 PM (GJWxV)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 22, 2015 08:09 PM (zauWW)
One thing the "black race" didn't fail at was in saving Egypt and Jerusalem from the ISIS of the Iron Age, then led by Sennacherib. Another thing? Saving Coptic and Jewish texts from being wholly lost to oblivion by dragging that shit to Ethiopia, and translating it.
That's pretty much what keeps me from going full retard, remembering all that. That and a few other things.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 08:10 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 08:10 PM (rwI+c)
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Sorta had a chance with the Green Revolution, but Fredo ignored it. Prolly on the advice of ValJar.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 08:10 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April
Ha ha. Today was dump day and I didn't obey the rules
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2015 08:10 PM (I8HI7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2015 08:08 PM (Zu3d9)
When I was 15 my Mom looked at my Dad lying on the couch (he was admittedly a lazy ass) and then looked at me and said, "I am going to tech you how to take care of yourself so you don't have to make some woman miserable. Lesson One is sewing"
So....yeah, I got that covered.
I also hold the Army's coveted sewing merit badge (parachute rigger badge). So, lemme know if you even need some Type VII nylon sewed.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 08:11 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 07:50 PM (9iR5/)
Even a cloaked Bird-of-Prey does,
. Posted by: General Chang at April 22, 2015 08:11 PM (wZ2hu)
Oh...never mind. That requires actual intent to win.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2015 08:11 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:12 PM (Ei7xc)
Somewhat cryptic, sure, but I wouldn't offer it without sincere hope.
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 22, 2015 08:12 PM (GJWxV)
Regarding the supposed Iranian weapons, this is obviously another Gulf
of Tonkin, USS Liberty, Reichstagg arson, USS Maine, etc false flag
setup
we are lying sacks of shit; you guys are just too stupid to understand you are being duped
Posted by: walter at April 22, 2015 07:23 PM (+xYQE)
Gee, Wally, you are one dumb bunny. Most of us here don't need a pretext to bomb the living shit out of Iran. We all know Iran has been a state sponsor of terrorism since 1979. The place is run by batshit crazy millenialist Shiite muslims.
The only people who need a pretext are the dumb-ass leftists, like yourself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 08:12 PM (HCEgT)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 22, 2015 08:09 PM (zauWW)
Shh I have him where I want him...
Posted by: Crazy Uncle Joe Biteme at April 22, 2015 08:13 PM (XYKz+)
Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 08:11 PM (V+kmg)
I learned to sew when I saw the prices that the tailor charged for buttons and easy stuff.
Yeah...I'm cheap.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2015 08:13 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:13 PM (Ei7xc)
Classic Sci-Fi pulp cover with an explicit trigger warning
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Yep, and that fugly alien ignored the trigger warning. Should have gone to his/her/its safe space.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 08:14 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2015 08:13 PM (Zu3d9)
Sorry you're not going to make it to the MoMee. But harass NGU for me. He carhop the Acela.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 08:14 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 08:15 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: toby928(C)
Shame about that canoeing accident. Must have been devastating to lose such a fine piece.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 22, 2015 08:15 PM (Q/rld)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2015 07:32 PM (HZ+F7)
This python meme doesn't have legs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 08:15 PM (HCEgT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Every day is "dump day" around here but I didn't know there was a rulebook!
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 22, 2015 08:16 PM (kDWIp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:17 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:13 PM (Ei7xc)
"Tail pipe."
Nerd-fu score -5points
Posted by: Buzzion at April 22, 2015 08:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Null at April 22, 2015 08:18 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 08:19 PM (9iR5/)
As it's V. I. Lenin's birthday, perhaps we should distinguish between the fellow travelers and the useful idiots. What do you say?
(I suspect the latter in this case, with questionable use to anyone.)
Posted by: FireHorse at April 22, 2015 08:19 PM (r5Qcm)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2015 08:20 PM (ty633)
http://tinyurl.com/njcbrms
Imagine the delicious thrill of receiving "Spicy Adventure Stories" and "Dime Detective" in a plain brown wrapper.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 22, 2015 08:21 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 08:22 PM (9iR5/)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/retro-science-fiction-covers-16.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:23 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 22, 2015 08:23 PM (XYKz+)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 22, 2015 08:24 PM (yxw0r)
Like that time in "Superman: The Movie" when Lex Luthor said, "Superman, the control for the missiles is in that lead box, and also, there's kryptonite in there which will kill you." That was a great scene, and it ended the movie early without all that earthquake/backwards time stuff.
Posted by: Null at April 22, 2015 08:24 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 08:25 PM (9iR5/)
Check the covers at the bottom of this blogpost.
https://seanmalstrom.wordpress.com/2015/04/13/email-super-mario-rpg/
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 08:25 PM (0NdlF)
It's the ethanol in the fuel. Turns all the seals to smudge.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 22, 2015 08:26 PM (kd7aw)
Toby, I never realized until now just how much you fucking suck.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 22, 2015 08:26 PM (QRz0C)
Fvck you 52%, again. With a pineapple. Sideways. Repeatedly.
Posted by: jd@aq at April 22, 2015 08:27 PM (g1MTt)
Like that time in "Superman: The Movie" when Lex Luthor said, "Superman, the control for the missiles is in that lead box, and also, there's kryptonite in there which will kill you." That was a great scene, and it ended the movie early without all that earthquake/backwards time stuff.
Posted by: Null at April 22, 2015 08:24 PM (xjpRj)
Who knew all Obama really wanted was to play act a Bond villain?
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 22, 2015 08:28 PM (DBbiE)
Where's Meatball, Sr.? Diapers need to be changed! Meatball, Jr., needs to be burped!
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 22, 2015 08:28 PM (iQIUe)
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Now now, envy is one the seven deadly sins. You distract him and I'll lift the merchandise.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 08:28 PM (9iR5/)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Israeli Drone Pilots Assn at April 22, 2015 08:28 PM (FCsIb)
Yay, microwave.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:29 PM (FsuaD)
I tried to tell everyone about the super deal. Now I need to send in for my $75 rebate.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 08:29 PM (rwI+c)
Fi, middle and right are okay. The Mario True Crime, eh. He should stick to mushrooms.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:30 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 08:30 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:33 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 08:33 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:34 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Dying Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 08:35 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:36 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: toby928(C)
****
Congrats!
Be gentle tho when you break it in as it is it's first time.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 22, 2015 08:38 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Steck at April 22, 2015 08:38 PM (5i94q)
*feels like crying uncontrollably*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:38 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:39 PM (Ei7xc)
See, that's the thing that has always bothered me - Obama is actually REALLY shitty at lying. His lies are transparently false. He typically doesn't even bother to learnenough about the topic to craft a decent lie. He often lies about stuff he doesn't have to, for no obvious reason.
Saying Obama is a good liar is like saying the naked king has good fashion sense. The king is a complete deluded idiot, and everyone actually knows it. However, for a variety of reasons, around half our country chooses to deny the obvious.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at April 22, 2015 08:39 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: righter at April 22, 2015 08:39 PM (/AUZ3)
Jane, hate to bring this up... but, given that GE got out of the
appliance biz (sold to... Electrolux?), does the replacement oven really
exist?
Posted by: Steck at April 22, 2015 08:38 PM (5i94q)
I have no f*cking idea. These shitweasels own a family business. If they're lying to me, they're worse than the worst Big Block stores.
Right now, I'm so angry and fed up. And my husband is all, "Get our $1,500 back, dammit!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:41 PM (FsuaD)
because i really am tired of the whole next shoe drop.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 08:41 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 08:42 PM (nqBYe)
Well Jane, I am sincerely thankful for having missed it. That turd is
about as much fun as putting Tabun into the punch at a Kurdish wedding.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:39 PM (Ei7xc)
*huge hug*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:42 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:43 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2015 08:43 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 08:43 PM (nqBYe)
Right now, I'm so angry and fed up. And my husband is all, "Get our $1,500 back, dammit!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:41 PM (FsuaD)
And that $1500 is half the price of the damned oven.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:43 PM (FsuaD)
I'm sure you'll be at the front of the charge. Jackass.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 22, 2015 08:44 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: righter at April 22, 2015 08:39 PM (/AUZ3)
The ROE say "no cakewalking".
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 22, 2015 08:44 PM (kd7aw)
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 08:44 PM (F0Cog)
I'm sure you'll be at the front of the charge. Jackass.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 22, 2015 08:44 PM (60Vyp)
Heh. I do love all Jarheads. Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:45 PM (FsuaD)
So which are you cupcake?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:45 PM (Ei7xc)
But we are talking about Captain Stupid, so carry on...
Posted by: Pave Low John at April 22, 2015 07:14 PM (Q2Z7Q)
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with that nic, I just have to ask if you were part of the "Hammer-34" rescue?
Posted by: kilo6 at April 22, 2015 08:46 PM (tgORI)
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 08:46 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 22, 2015 08:46 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:47 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 08:48 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:48 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:48 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 08:49 PM (F0Cog)
He's a one comment teenager. No need to respond to the idiot.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 08:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 08:50 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2015 08:50 PM (mGBKM)
I'd get the down payment back and start over.
you should be able to find a really good local cabinet maker to modify your existing cabinet to fit a slightly larger (or smaller) appliance. Probably never knew it was modified.
Probably for less than the $ you'll save buying an off-the-shelf oven from a big box. Couple hundred bucks? Maybe a little more if he installs the thing, too?
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 22, 2015 08:50 PM (yG8t/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 08:50 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2015 08:50 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 22, 2015 08:50 PM (kd7aw)
Yeah, I'm sure Iran is worried.
What a dick he is.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2015 08:52 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 22, 2015 08:52 PM (kd7aw)
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 08:53 PM (F0Cog)
There is some program called Autopsy that focuses on Robin Williams suicide. It's intrusive and sad. He was really ill, both physically and mentally, when he took his life.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 22, 2015 08:53 PM (iQIUe)
because i really am tired of the whole next shoe drop.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 08:41 PM (nqBYe)<<<
It'll land, and you won't know about it 'til waaaay later
Posted by: everyone who knows your timing on threads at April 22, 2015 08:54 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 08:54 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 08:55 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 22, 2015 08:53 PM (iQIUe)
Wow! That's a shock. Everybody knows that nothing says, "happy, healthy, and well-adjusted" like a little suicide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 08:56 PM (HCEgT)
And thanks for the learnin'. Come for the hammers, stay for the snatches:
http://www.defense.gov/news/newsarticle.aspx?id=44549
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 22, 2015 08:57 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 22, 2015 08:57 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 08:57 PM (HCEgT)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 22, 2015 08:58 PM (zauWW)
"Err, yes sir, I shot the Martian. It seemed like things were going well, and then it suddenly started bitching about my failure to use it's pronouns. That was when I realized it was insane and termination seemed the safest option."
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at April 22, 2015 08:58 PM (MkQKr)
Posted by: freaked at April 22, 2015 08:58 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at April 22, 2015 08:59 PM (MkQKr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 08:56 PM (HCEgT)
______________
Oh, shut up. You say well adjusted as if it was his fault for being so sick. Hope you never experience anything close to what he went thru.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 22, 2015 08:59 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2015 09:00 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: freaked at April 22, 2015 09:02 PM (JdEZJ)
He can't wait a week?
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 09:02 PM (rwI+c)
AoS-like thread, and he will be allowed to paste and repaste the same
thing throughout all eternity, and no one will ever delete them. That to
him would be more blissful than reuniting with loved ones, or 72
virgins.
Actually, it's more likely that it and Zombie Uncle Ted will be collaborating from a 1000 degree F laptop.
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at April 22, 2015 09:02 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 09:03 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 09:04 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Eromero
****
So sell a kidney.
Doesn't have to be yours.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 22, 2015 09:04 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 09:05 PM (rwI+c)
fault for being so sick. Hope you never experience anything close to
what he went thru.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 22, 2015 08:59 PM (iQIUe)
For fuck's sake, where did you get that? I'm just snarking on the fact that someone thinks it's surprising that a person in bad mental and physical health might commit suicide. Whether that person is the producer of a TV show dedicated to the blatantly obvious, or a viewer that takes it seriously, doesn't really matter. In other news, water is wet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 09:05 PM (HCEgT)
Maybe you should have told him you left the card and you'll be right back.... right back being roughly until May 1.
Say...where was that shop?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 22, 2015 09:05 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 09:05 PM (F0Cog)
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Ace is going off on NdT...lol.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:07 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2015 09:07 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 22, 2015 09:09 PM (kd7aw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 09:10 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 22, 2015 09:10 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 09:10 PM (F0Cog)
And thanks for the learnin'. Come for the hammers, stay for the snatches:
http://www.defense.gov/news/newsarticle.aspx?id=44549
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 22, 2015 08:57 PM (KH1sk)
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It was outstanding work, I think they declassified some of the IR camera footage from the MH-53J's that flew that mission. I haven't looked for it on the interwebz yet
Posted by: kilo6 at April 22, 2015 09:11 PM (tgORI)
Posted by: bergerbilder
****
Nope. Too many fleas.
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 09:11 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 09:10 PM (F0Cog)
You suck at scaring me.
Seriously, HELP with the hiccups. Damn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 09:11 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 09:10 PM (FsuaD)<<<
We're gonna get 8 years of Hillary, 8 years of Moochelle, followed by 8 years of Chelsea as POTUS.
Now that's downright horrifying.
Posted by: trying to scare you at April 22, 2015 09:12 PM (1FyZ2)
May not help with the hiccups, but after a few shots, won't matter.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:12 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 09:13 PM (FsuaD)
Seriously, HELP with the hiccups. Damn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
****
I will drop some babies in your ear tonight.
Posted by: Wolf Spider at April 22, 2015 09:14 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 09:11 PM (FsuaD)
---
Try holding your breath.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 22, 2015 09:14 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 22, 2015 09:14 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: delurk ergo sum at April 22, 2015 09:15 PM (iBH3P)
Who is this Captain Kissass of whom you speak?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 22, 2015 09:10 PM (W5DcG)
Captain Bullshit is his alter ego
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 22, 2015 09:15 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:16 PM (OsWis)
Put a spoon in it.
Drink the all/alot of the water with the handle of the spoon touching your nose.
Posted by: Syrias you guys at April 22, 2015 09:16 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2015 09:16 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:16 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at April 22, 2015 09:17 PM (MkQKr)
Yep. Make it such a pain in the ass you just say "Eff it" and quit bothering.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 09:18 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 22, 2015 09:18 PM (zauWW)
THE TRAITOR !!!
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 22, 2015 09:18 PM (e8kgV)
I have to pay cash for it so Mrs. E won't go all warpath on me. These things are like hens teeth in ETEX, and the list is long. Confident I'll get next one in. Enjoy you 1911.
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2015 09:18 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:18 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 22, 2015 09:18 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: some guy at April 22, 2015 09:20 PM (q177U)
My husband just commented from the family room, "Damn, you have the hiccups."
No shit.
I'm miserable. Damn It.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 09:20 PM (FsuaD)
The way to relieve the spasm is to stretch the diaphragm muscles. Hold your breath, but while doing that, try to lift and expand your ribcage as much as you can. Raising your arms helps lift your ribcage.
Posted by: Mindy at April 22, 2015 09:20 PM (OYnFN)
Agree. Nothing cures my hiccups except that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 09:22 PM (2mM5S)
If that doesn't scare you, dunno what will.
Non-functioning EBT cards?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 22, 2015 09:22 PM (W5DcG)
diaphragm muscles. Hold your breath, but while doing that, try to lift
and expand your ribcage as much as you can. Raising your arms helps
lift your ribcage.
Posted by: Mindy at April 22, 2015 09:20 PM (OYnFN)<<<
You forgot to mention to do it in front of a webcam.
Posted by: guys at the NSA at April 22, 2015 09:22 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 09:23 PM (FsuaD)
Step #1. Cut your most un-favorite finger off.
Step #2. Repeat Step #1 until you've gone crazy.
Voila!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 09:23 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:24 PM (OsWis)
I think you will be off AtC birthday party list as well as her Christmas card list. ;^) I don't even have arachnophobia and I don't want to look at that link.
Before I go-which is not immediately-I have some presents for AtC but she doesn't have to open them all at once. AtC-there are no absolutely spiders amongst these gifts unless they are hidden unseen in the corners :^)
http://tinyurl.com/ldk4ckk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 09:24 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:25 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 09:25 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:25 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 09:26 PM (FsuaD)
How many fingers do you have left?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 09:26 PM (0NdlF)
Boo!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 09:26 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: no good deed at April 22, 2015 09:26 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: delurk ergo sum at April 22, 2015 09:27 PM (iBH3P)
-Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 09:26 PM (0NdlF)
*Shows Finger*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 09:27 PM (16bOT)
10......9.....8
works for me.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:27 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 09:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 22, 2015 09:27 PM (OFkLn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PiTpgk1v9Y
Posted by: Major Payne at April 22, 2015 09:27 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 09:28 PM (HCEgT)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:28 PM (nqBYe)
Yes, from the edges with vietnam era iron hand/wild weasel tactics that would kill a heck of a lot of pilots. Otherwise not so much.
Posted by: DrewM sucks at April 22, 2015 09:28 PM (EgbCN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 09:26 PM (FsuaD)
You might want to bandage up your hands before looking for a new home remedy.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 09:28 PM (0NdlF)
If an airplane planes through the air, does a seaplane plane through the sea...? No it doesn't. And that concerns me. #ScienceConcerns
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:29 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 09:29 PM (P55y/)
I'm just that miserable and desperate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 09:29 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Marie Harf at April 22, 2015 09:30 PM (P330y)
I'm just that miserable and desperate.
......................
Hasn't failed me yet.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 22, 2015 09:30 PM (OFkLn)
Posted by: DaveA at April 22, 2015 09:30 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 22, 2015 09:31 PM (OFkLn)
slow breathing count slowly
works!
and srsly if i stuck my finger down my throat i might not just have dry heaves.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:31 PM (nqBYe)
https://youtu.be/9hNIX7V21pU
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 22, 2015 09:31 PM (W5DcG)
seaplane plane through the sea...? No it doesn't. And that concerns me.
#ScienceConcerns
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:29 PM (OsWis)
Heh. Actually, it planes on the sea, or lake, or whatever. The floats of a seaplane are planing hulls, just like the hulls of speedboats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 09:31 PM (HCEgT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2015 09:32 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 22, 2015 09:32 PM (kd7aw)
I feel this needs to be quoted for emphasis.
That's what she said.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 09:33 PM (0NdlF)
...fucker won't try that again if it is torn, desperate and lost.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 09:33 PM (16bOT)
it would surely at the least make you forget to hiccup.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:33 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 09:33 PM (rwI+c)
Do you need to smash something?
*hands Slap a chair*
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 09:34 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 09:34 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: deep throat at April 22, 2015 09:34 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 22, 2015 09:34 PM (OFkLn)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 09:34 PM (rwI+c)
Air and water are essentially the same substance in this respect.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 09:34 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:34 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:35 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:35 PM (nqBYe)
you know what should be called seaplanes? Fucken BOATS, that's what
#JustBlewUpYourBrain #DidIDoThat
I'm crying laughing...he's on a fucking tear.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:35 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:36 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: DaveA at April 22, 2015 09:36 PM (DL2i+)
Hello. Grace and peace to you.
These are the sites I usually post:
www.sacredspace.ie/
That is devotions from Irish Jesuits
obd.org
(Our Daily Bread Devotional)
and
http"//www.devotional.upperroom
(Upper Room Daily Devotional)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 09:36 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 09:37 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:35 PM (nqBYe)
.............
Perhaps but I bet your hiccups would be gone.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 22, 2015 09:37 PM (OFkLn)
The major difference between air and water is that one is wet.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 22, 2015 09:37 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 09:37 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 09:37 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 22, 2015 09:37 PM (IHK0Z)
It says Court Jester on my resume but I'm just generally a smart-ass.
Posted by: DaveA at April 22, 2015 09:38 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 22, 2015 09:37 PM (OFkLn)
true.lol
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:38 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: delurk ergo sum at April 22, 2015 09:38 PM (iBH3P)
Good idea. That tends to "cure" a whole lotta stuff.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 09:37 PM (2mM5S) ^^Word^^And I'm back. the daughter came by to visit and have dinner. Good times.
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 09:39 PM (lAjUN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:39 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:40 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 09:40 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 22, 2015 09:40 PM (kd7aw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:40 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:39 PM (0O7c5)
Yea and verily the best pitcher usually wins.
Best I can do PG
Posted by: just bob at April 22, 2015 09:41 PM (wkuqO)
The ancient romans used to make defeated enemies duck and bow under a frame of broken spears and pila as a sign of their submission. Thats what this is..a spectacle of submission by the defeated .
http://voxday.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-red-heeled-guards.html
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 09:41 PM (AVEe1)
Prayer of St. Francis. I have it posted on my wall.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 09:41 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 09:42 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 22, 2015 09:42 PM (Dwehj)
38 For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons,[a] neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, 39 neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 09:42 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Bibi's Finger Pushing Button at April 22, 2015 09:42 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:42 PM (OsWis)
-Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:40 PM (OsWis)
-Nice
-Lee
-Played
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 09:43 PM (16bOT)
wrath: for it is written, Vengeance [is] mine; I will repay, saith the
Lord."
Clark Griswold, is that you....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 09:43 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 22, 2015 09:43 PM (OFkLn)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 09:43 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 09:44 PM (P55y/)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:39 PM (0O7c5) John 14:1-4"Let not your heart be troubled; believe in God, believe also in Me In My Fathers house are many dwelling places; if it were not so, I would have told you; for I go to prepare a place for you. If I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again and receive you to Myself, that where I am, there yu may be also. And you know the way where I am going.
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 09:44 PM (lAjUN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:39 PM (0O7c5)
Isaiah 40:31
Lamentations 3:19-33 (most well-known part is 22-23).
Posted by: Vendette at April 22, 2015 09:44 PM (URDTu)
Best I can do PG
Posted by: just bob at April 22, 2015 09:41 PM (wkuqO)
a dear friend of mine roped me into the f/b 7 day bible verse challenge....and i kid you not....when he challenged me he said he was trying to find a verse that had a connection to the sf giants.....and then you bring up baseball.......lol......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:44 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 09:44 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:44 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 09:44 PM (P55y/)
If you get around an Italian cook from New Jersey, don't think of putting the latter in anything.
Besides the flavor difference, ricotta is drier.
Posted by: Vendette at April 22, 2015 09:45 PM (URDTu)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 22, 2015 09:46 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: just bob at April 22, 2015 09:46 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 08:01 PM (0NdlF)
Might have to hit it a couple times.
I've had luck getting out really bad stains in clothes by using
gonzo, adding OxyClean to the wash on cold, using gonzo again and then
washing on warm (again with OxyClean).
Good luck.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's
Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 22, 2015 08:05 PM
I'm probably way late to the advice party, but for rust stains on clothes, I hit them with a little Naval Jelly (don't Say All The Things), then wash immediately. Works great.
For wine stains, Wine B Gone is freakin' amazing. You can watch the stain fade. Works for blood and some other stains, too. http://tinyurl.com/nq8j5o5
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2015 09:47 PM (kJUI8)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:47 PM (0O7c5)
a dear friend of mine roped me into the f/b 7 day bible verse challenge....and i kid you not....when he challenged me he said he was trying to find a verse that had a connection to the sf giants...
There is something in the Old Testament regarding Goliath.............
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 09:47 PM (lAjUN)
Insanely funny.
Posted by: some guy at April 22, 2015 09:20 PM (q177U)
Link?
Posted by: rickl at April 22, 2015 09:48 PM (sdi6R)
Giants VS Doyers in 15 minutes
Posted by: just bob at April 22, 2015 09:46 PM (wkuqO)
i wonder if it's on my tv......i'll have to check....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:48 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Vendette at April 22, 2015 09:45 PM (URDTu)
And the ricotta cheese marketing board always runs those neat ads on TV with the Swiss Mountaineers blowing on those giant horns.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 09:48 PM (HCEgT)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 22, 2015 09:48 PM (IHK0Z)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 09:44 PM (P55y/)
Nice Hash, Pussy! *HAH!*
'Ricotta' is like 'cottage' went through a press. Flavor-wise... no.
I have also decided that I will no longer trust anything called a "cheese" that does not melt.
*sticks fist in air*
RISE-UP!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 09:49 PM (16bOT)
Wouldn't that be something?
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 22, 2015 09:49 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:50 PM (OsWis)
This is bad, right?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 09:50 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 09:50 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Mindy at April 22, 2015 09:50 PM (OYnFN)
14 Keep back Thy servant also from presumptuous sins, that they may not have dominion over me; {N}
then shall I be faultless, and I shall be clear from great transgression.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:50 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: just bob at April 22, 2015 09:50 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 09:51 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2015 09:51 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 22, 2015 09:49 PM (BZAd3)
..................
Normally yes, but given the pusspocket in charge I would say it's par for the course.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 22, 2015 09:51 PM (OFkLn)
there are so many that are relevant to living
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:51 PM (nqBYe)
Nice Hash, Pussy! *HAH!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap)
Leave it to you to be the only one who noticed in the 2 weeks I've had it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 09:51 PM (P55y/)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 22, 2015 09:48 PM (IHK0Z)
Guess the AIG management finally managed to get all their TARP funds safely into the Caymans!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 09:52 PM (ftVQq)
peace
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:52 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: delurk ergo sum at April 22, 2015 09:52 PM (iBH3P)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 09:52 PM (2mM5S)
Those Boomers are off the sand box at one time or another..
Posted by: Clemenza at April 22, 2015 09:52 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 09:52 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Hanoverfist
This just happened this week?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 09:53 PM (P55y/)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 09:51 PM (P55y/)
*fistbump*
That's what I do!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 09:53 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Vendette at April 22, 2015 09:53 PM (URDTu)
Posted by: Mindy at April 22, 2015 09:54 PM (OYnFN)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo
There was a time when I'd drop Gospel of Thomas quotes as "scripture". Up to around ten years ago. ok, maybe five. Because I was expanding y'all's horizons seriously you guys.
I still think GoT's interesting, but only to the extent that - say - the Diatesseron is interesting. It's a commentary to the Gospels, not a rival; and not a very good commentary at that.
(I'll still give mad propz to 1 Clement, tho')
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 09:54 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:54 PM (OsWis)
I blame
Fixed for time savings.Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 09:54 PM (lAjUN)
nite.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2015 09:55 PM (nqBYe)
"Why are there strifes, and tumults, and divisions, and schisms, and wars among you? Have we not one God and one Christ? Is there not one Spirit of grace poured out upon us?"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 09:55 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 09:51 PM (P55y/)
-----
Looks like "piggy" to me.
Posted by: Mindy at April 22, 2015 09:55 PM (OYnFN)
Posted by: just bob at April 22, 2015 09:56 PM (wkuqO)
i don't know that there is a theme other than probably inspirational....
i'm leaning on isaiah 6:8
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:56 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 09:56 PM (OsWis)
Looks like pussy.
Posted by: SMFH
That's what she said~!!
...oh, wait, that doesn't make sense at all...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 09:57 PM (P55y/)
Accuweather says "nah."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 09:58 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:56 PM (0O7c5) That gets serious, fast. Prayers.
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 09:58 PM (lAjUN)
i'm leaning on isaiah 6:8
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:56 PM (0O7c5)
Romans 8:31 or 38-39? 1 John 3:1-3?
Posted by: Vendette at April 22, 2015 09:59 PM (URDTu)
Rooting for the Giants?
...tell him he's a San Fran Phillistine!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 09:59 PM (16bOT)
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a beautiful woman who shows no dicression."
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 22, 2015 09:59 PM (kd7aw)
Breaking NEWS!!! Tornadoes, Hailstones the size of houses and other SEVERE WEATHER INVADES Texas!!!
In other words, April.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:00 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 10:00 PM (MDgS8)
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a beautiful woman who shows no dicression."
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 22, 2015 09:59 PM (kd7aw)
Somewhere else in Proverbs is a verse saying that it's better to live on the corner of the roof of your house than inside it with a quarrelsome wife.
Posted by: Vendette at April 22, 2015 10:01 PM (URDTu)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 09:39 PM (0O7c5)
******
Lefties are Pelagians, Pharisees, always seeking to redeem themselves by their works, and doing (or claiming) good works (or intentions) in order to impress (or intimidate) their fellow human beings. Therefore the following can be a refreshing break from all that.
Eph 2:8-9 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boast.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 22, 2015 10:01 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 10:01 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:01 PM (OsWis)
What could possibly go wrong!!
The Penguins season is nearly at a merciful end. The NY Rangers just won in OT and only need to win one more game. Marc Andre Fleury has looked great and yet the Pens can't score. What a waste of a fine effort.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 22, 2015 10:02 PM (wgsJV)
Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 10:02 PM (MDgS8)
Proverbs 11:22
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is
With apologies to the Holy Spirit.
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 10:02 PM (lAjUN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:03 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:01 PM (OsWis)
Proverbs 25:24. There are actually several verses in Proverbs about quarrelsome wives.
Posted by: Vendette at April 22, 2015 10:03 PM (URDTu)
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 10:03 PM (rwI+c)
Except those "good works" are things they force other people to do, while skating on any effort themselves.
It's not a good sign I wish 50% of my alleged countrymen would not be present on this planet when next I awaken. I really, really need to just find some nice hideaway somewhere away from people to stay for the next, oh, 30 years.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at April 22, 2015 10:03 PM (m9V0o)
There....I said it.
Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 10:02 PM (MDgS
i love him
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 10:04 PM (0O7c5)
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 10:04 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at April 22, 2015 10:04 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2015 10:04 PM (KXP/O)
I feel like there should be a way for me to use that information to my own financial benefit.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 22, 2015 10:05 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2015 10:04 PM (KXP/O)
You're probably weeping over the Wild at the moment.
Posted by: Vendette at April 22, 2015 10:05 PM (URDTu)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at April 22, 2015 10:03 PM (m9V0o)
in 30 years? there will be 100,000,000 new immigrants
Posted by: just bob at April 22, 2015 10:05 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 10:05 PM (MDgS8)
Funny. We were hearing, 100%, that bad storms would hit DFW around midnight.
Check the radar and there is nothing headed in our direction. There's a nice pink storm out around Post headed east southeast. Some stuff SE of Waco.
Crickets locally.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 10:05 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 10:06 PM (AVEe1)
Are we quoting Jules from Pulp Fiction now?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 22, 2015 10:06 PM (R/rAV)
Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 10:00 PM (MDgS
At least wait until after Maet posts the ONT to taunt the Happy Fun COB.
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 10:06 PM (lAjUN)
We can probably penetrate Iran's air defenses, but it won't be easy and a
lot of good pilots and air crews will be lost doing it.
Posted by: Rancid Clamdiddler at April 22, 2015 07:16 PM (5fSr7)"
If I were in charge of the Israeli air force, I would have people around the world buying up a few hundred of the 6,000 Boeing 727s that were built and having them converted into drones. That rear stairway could work as an effective bomb bay door without having to modify the airframe.
Fill the interior with a smorgasbord of JDAMS, laser guided bombs and anti radiation missiles. As soon as the aircraft is illuminated by radar, start launching anti radiation missiles as fast as possible while transmitting the location of the radar sites back to base. Meanwhile load the location of the radar sites into the JDAMS and release them as soon as the last anti radiation missile is gone. If the drone has still not been shot down, release the laser guided bombs while simultaneously going into a Kamakazi dive towards the S-300 site. Since the baggage area under the floor will be used for fuel storage to give the 727 drone extended loiter time, the area where the 727 drone impacts will give new meaning to the term "scorched earth".
If the radars are not turned on, the drone flies around for hours searching for the S-300 missile sites, and once found, designating them with the laser and launching laser guided bombs. The crew at the missile sites can wait to be plinked or they can turn on the radar and try to fight back.
For extra fun, the 727 drones can have their IFF squawk the same as Iranian passenger jets while in Iranian airspace.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 22, 2015 10:07 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:07 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Beelzebub at April 22, 2015 10:07 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at April 22, 2015 10:07 PM (8rRE+)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 10:08 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 10:08 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 10:08 PM (zOTsN)
i love the Jesus saw obama
Jesus wept mock verse.....but i might be struck by lightning....which will probably happen anyway but.....i'm trying to clean up my act
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 10:08 PM (0O7c5)
Found it over the last year, really enjoy the level of discussion. I post as a knighted rodent.
Been noticing some cross-posting and sharing between the AoSHQ and VP communities lately. Good stuff.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 10:09 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 10:09 PM (0O7c5)
Clinton Cash
A scoop by Joshua Green of The Atlantic which is coming out tomorrow morning
Hmmmm
Interesting....
Developing......
Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 10:09 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 22, 2015 10:05 PM (AkOaV)
Short AIG stock?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 10:09 PM (HCEgT)
I think they're going to need a radically bigger monetary system to support the 400 million + people espicially the poorly educated low skilled multitudes that are currently invading our country with the assistance of the POTUS and ball less GOP.
We will definately be living in some interesting times.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 22, 2015 10:09 PM (BJLGz)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 10:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 22, 2015 10:10 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 10:11 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 22, 2015 10:12 PM (kd7aw)
I got my call today and will be picking up my G43 first thing in the morning! Been waiting for it to come out for 2 years now my husband says I have to sell something.
Oh, my FIL meet Rand Paul at a Mets game a few days ago.
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 22, 2015 10:12 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 22, 2015 10:12 PM (OFkLn)
Posted by: Bill R. at April 22, 2015 10:12 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 22, 2015 10:13 PM (IHK0Z)
-Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 10:11 PM (MDgS
That's it. That's the final Sign. You've brought about the Yoko Ono ONT.
Piss on you. (So as to simply put out the fire.)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 10:13 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 22, 2015 10:13 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at April 22, 2015 10:03 PM (m9V0o)"
In the realm of every cloud having a silver lining, the reckless and feckless policies of the current administration which seem to make the nuclear vaporization of several American cities inevitable will tend to vaporize a lot more Democrat voters than Republicans in the process. Cold comfort, I know, but you have to look for small grains of hope where you can find them.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 22, 2015 10:13 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 10:14 PM (lAjUN)
"5 Then said I, Woe is me! for I am undone; because I am a man of unclean lips, and I dwell in the midst of a people of unclean lips: for mine eyes have seen the King, the Lord of hosts."
But something tells me he is another Pharaoh, Ahab, or Herod and that the gift of repentance will be withheld from him. He's a sociopath.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 22, 2015 10:14 PM (cIoI4)
And the Yoko shall descend upon the unbelievers.
And they shall be turned into pillars of Spackle (TM).
Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 10:15 PM (MDgS8)
No way, Obnoxious.
-So there's that.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 10:16 PM (16bOT)
Well, they didn't say that but they sure screamed everything else.
Only Obama's and weatherpeople can be so wrong and keep their job.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 10:16 PM (2mM5S)
And then the camel shall truly pass through the eye of a needle.
Posted by: Beelzebub at April 22, 2015 10:17 PM (Dwehj)
This place is so bipolar. I am afraid to direct my very religious
politically correct sister here because sometimes it can be
inappropriate. On the other hand tonight I am reading bible verses and
have made a pledge to read the bible more.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 22, 2015 10:12 PM (OFkLn)
i really need to join a bible study....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 10:17 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2015 10:17 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at April 22, 2015 10:03 PM (m9V0o)
******
I know the feeling. If I could join the Amish until they come for them, I'd do it.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 22, 2015 10:18 PM (3F6F8)
After three deployments to Iraq where I had just a mere glimpse compared to those above me, I'm going with both incompetency and malevolence.
After seeing the future leaders of the US Army parading around in red FMHs while in uniform...
Yeah, I feel the same way you do.
Can't call in a 9-line medevac or shoot at least sharpshooter, but they'll be off the fucking charts when it comes to empathy.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:18 PM (OsWis)
And they shall be turned into pillars of Spackle (TM).Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 10:15 PM (MDgS
Oh Meat, great and glorious COB, turn thy anger on "eleven" and smote him from amongst the believers. Show thy mercy and kindness to your faithful followers and hold not the transgressions of the eleven against thy faithful.Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 10:18 PM (lAjUN)
And ace really REALLY needs to read "Flashman".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 10:18 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 10:18 PM (0O7c5)
If it tracks it'll hit MW/Weatherford in the morning. It should die overnight.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 10:19 PM (2mM5S)
Hey, *we* were patriots.
Posted by: Rameses II and Ahab ben Omri at April 22, 2015 10:20 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 10:17 PM (0O7c5)
Bible Study Fellowship, if you have one near you, is pretty good for that.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 22, 2015 10:20 PM (0NdlF)
thatisall"
-Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2015 10:17 PM (KCxzN)
With that sort of dietary restriction, I am surprised that you haven't offered a small fortune for a burger, pizza or burrito.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 10:21 PM (16bOT)
Triscuits and Worcestershire -- a surprisingly tasty combination.
Not the regular Triscuits. The flavored ones.
Basil and Olive Oil? I think.
Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 10:21 PM (MDgS8)
http://nypost.com/tag/hillary-clinton/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 10:21 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 10:21 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 22, 2015 10:22 PM (OFkLn)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:22 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 10:23 PM (lAjUN)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 10:23 PM (16bOT)
But not the Perry Bible Fellowship. That's a very...different...thing.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at April 22, 2015 10:23 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 10:23 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:23 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:24 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 22, 2015 10:24 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 10:26 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 10:18 PM (AVEe1)
I read Harry Flashman's blog. That's gotta count for something...
I sometimes half-suspect that Iron Grampa is the blogger there.
http://tinyurl.com/lk4skop
Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2015 10:27 PM (nL0sw)
Scuttlebutt is that he was selected for his hat size. His head fits perfectly up both Obama's and Kerry's ass.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 22, 2015 10:27 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2015 10:17 PM (0O7c5)
*********
Please, please, please use discerment. There is a lot of junk out there, unbiblically worldly or even liberal junk masquerading as sound exegesis.
Especially in "megachurches" claiming to be "conservative". Maybe a first step should be listening to some podcasts from Chris Roseborough of fightingforthefaith.com, and hone your discernment-foo. He does exegesis and full length sermon reviews, all in a very entertaining, informative way.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 22, 2015 10:27 PM (XrHO0)
Spent some time with my daughter, who was lamenting how much adulthood sucks...lol.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:28 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 10:21 PM
That will come later.
Spin up your drones, kids. I may have a taste for shrimp & grits at outrageous prices later.
Coordinates provided on request.
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2015 10:28 PM (KCxzN)
Blogs aren't generally great for that - because blogs post daily, and will post stuff that assumes the readership already knows where they're at.
For example: I just loaded up one random female-oriented site I used to read. Its top posts are responses to emails. Other posts are comments against "Marxists". These assume that Marxists are bad. Yes, Marxism *is* bad - but, the posts don't prove the point, which proof is what Molly's sis needs to read.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 10:29 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 22, 2015 10:29 PM (BZAd3)
The tradeoff would be her being scarred for life.
So there's that...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:30 PM (OsWis)
Oh. She's right. Being an adult is the worst.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 10:30 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 10:31 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Captiain Kickass at April 22, 2015 10:31 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:31 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:28 PM (OsWis)
For your daughter (BTW, the content is fine, so go ahead and click on it):
http://tinyurl.com/lsjwqrl
Posted by: Vendette at April 22, 2015 10:31 PM (URDTu)
Posted by: MTF at April 22, 2015 10:33 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:34 PM (OsWis)
And Barry Bonds is innocent.
I know a guy that played with BB for a couple years. Innocent is not a word he used to describe BB.
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 10:34 PM (lAjUN)
That's the truth. One problem I kept running into with churches in FL was a peculiar little non-canon bit of dogma I've heard called the Gospel of Wealth. Or, basically, if you go to church, donate, and give freely of your time, God will make you materially successful in this world.
Trying to tell people that's not how it works tends to work like a lead balloon, too.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 22, 2015 10:34 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:35 PM (OsWis)
If we really could penetrate a hostile air defense system, why would the president want to tell everyone we could?
Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 22, 2015 10:35 PM (hKCAs)
She was a Spackled.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2015 10:36 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 22, 2015 10:36 PM (ZeF4K)
Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 22, 2015 10:35 PM (hKCAs)
Eh... traitor? I don't know. Best guess.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 22, 2015 10:36 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:37 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 10:34 PM (lAjUN)
Jeff Kent?
Posted by: cm9000 at April 22, 2015 10:37 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: Captain Kickass at April 22, 2015 10:37 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 10:30 PM
It sucks being a growd up.
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2015 10:38 PM (KCxzN)
To describe him as a benevolent dictator might go too far, but by inches.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 10:38 PM (16bOT)
Jeff Kent?
No. I think my comment has narrowed the suspect list down to only a few hundred players.
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 10:39 PM (lAjUN)
Well...she makes a good point.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 22, 2015 10:39 PM (e+1S5)
He's a narcissistic nimrod with a Napoleonic complex would be my guess, Ephram."
Nailed it.
Navy and AF people are going "WTF" on this.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 10:40 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 10:41 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:37 PM (OsWis)
====================
Just what Hairy Reids mother said to his father when he stopped her from drowning the little tyke.
Posted by: MTF at April 22, 2015 10:41 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2015 10:38 PM (KCxzN)
All of the responsibility, no time to enjoy much of anything, and being designated spearcatcher of the New Progressive Order for an accident of birth. Yeah. It sucks.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 22, 2015 10:41 PM (3HxZe)
But an awesome thing.
SMFH, I think you need some assorted Buc Ees snacks to cheer you up. The pralined pecans? OMG.
Posted by: Lauren at April 22, 2015 10:41 PM (MYCIw)
I vote you sell yummy treats . To me. Although shipping may be a serious problem. Gotta get you and AllenG's cheesecake making wife to move to Houston
.Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 22, 2015 10:41 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 10:41 PM (16bOT)
Hello there Vendette, that pic is making the rounds, since daughter H sent it to me two weeks ago! Obviously it is now my screensaver since I own the twin of that pup.
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 10:41 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at April 22, 2015 10:42 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2015 10:42 PM (kivUY)
*pours shot*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:43 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 10:43 PM (DXzRD)
Trying to tell people that's not how it works tends to work like a lead balloon, too.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 22, 2015 10:34 PM (3HxZe)
******
Aka, Prosperity, Word/Faith, name it and claim it, blab it and grab it. If you dial this toll free number and make a seed offering, if you tithe 10% off the gross, then God is obligated to bless you.
Yes, that's the worst. Hinn, TD Jakes, Robert Morris, Creflo Dollar, Copelands, Crouches. All wolves.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 22, 2015 10:44 PM (3F6F8)
I think you need some assorted Buc Ees snacks to cheer you up. The pralined pecans?
Hmmmm...
Shall be passing a Buc Eees about 10a.m. Friday headed north out of Houston. Pralined pecans sound good.
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 10:44 PM (lAjUN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 10:44 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 10:44 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:45 PM (OsWis)
*pours shot*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:43 PM (OsWis)
Question for GOP Presidential Candidates: Will you purge the military of SJWs on your first day in office?
Posted by: The Purgin' Hat at April 22, 2015 10:45 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 22, 2015 10:45 PM (ZeF4K)
I've been here long enough to know I do *not* even want to know what you thought it said.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 22, 2015 10:45 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 22, 2015 10:45 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Lauren at April 22, 2015 10:46 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 22, 2015 10:46 PM (vNlkp)
Posted by: tbodie at April 22, 2015 10:47 PM (lAjUN)
Any thoughts on Chuck Baldwin (if you're familiar with him)?
Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2015 10:47 PM (nL0sw)
Yeah, it do.
Decision time. Parents who used to handle everything no longer can. Slaps you upside the head.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 10:47 PM (2mM5S)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 22, 2015 10:46 PM (vNlkp)
Are you sure you sent in enough hobo pelts?
Posted by: The Hobo Huntin' Hat at April 22, 2015 10:48 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 22, 2015 10:48 PM (16bOT)
http://www.patheos.com/Blogs
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2015 10:49 PM (kivUY)
http://www.lovinggrace.org
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 10:49 PM (DXzRD)
I received my favorite snack food from Hawai'i!
A pound of dried cuttlefish!
I tried to get my daughter and her childhood friend who came by her place last night.
Yeah, it smells kinda fishy, but the taste is awesome, especially when you mix it with Korean seasonings and fry it up.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:49 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 22, 2015 10:49 PM (XO6WW)
It arrives as an invisible message.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 22, 2015 10:49 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:49 PM (OsWis)
rounds, since daughter H sent it to me two weeks ago! Obviously it is
now my screensaver since I own the twin of that pup.
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 10:41 PM (ftVQq)
*Waves*
Posted by: Vendette at April 22, 2015 10:49 PM (URDTu)
Posted by: Lauren at April 22, 2015 10:50 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: rex ryan at April 22, 2015 10:51 PM (kivUY)
No, I'm not familiar with him. Say a little more if you are willing. :^)
I don't listen to a lot of religious broadcasts or read a lot of sermons and my reading lately has been church fathers and Catholic Saints and mystics. I like some of Chuck Swindoll and Alistair Begg "Truth For Life"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 10:53 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 22, 2015 10:53 PM (2mM5S)
They were raised in Georgia, Kentucky, and Texas...lol.
But they do LOVE Hawaiian food. There's a place here in Killeen not far from East Gate at Ft Hood that serves Hawaiian food. That place is ALWAYS packed during lunch. One of the few reasons I'd drive off post during lunch, because trying to get back on before 13:00 was a bitch.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:53 PM (OsWis)
Here's a sample: http://tinyurl.com/lyerr5f
Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2015 10:54 PM (nL0sw)
He tried to kill the cop with his own gun.
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 10:54 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 10:54 PM (OsWis)
Unfortunately, my daughter was not the one that created the original pic, so she's still keeping her day job. But she did her part to make the pic viral!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 10:55 PM (ftVQq)
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Next thing, you're going to admit eating sardines on your pizza...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 22, 2015 10:55 PM (ziEgb)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 10:56 PM (zOTsN)
Waves back as he fades into the arms of Morpheus!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 10:56 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2015 10:57 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Lauren at April 22, 2015 10:57 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 22, 2015 10:57 PM (ziEgb)
Trust me, you don't.
Posted by: Preznit Bill at April 22, 2015 10:57 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 22, 2015 10:58 PM (vNlkp)
It's good that you pay attention to what the B'nai Esau are saying, though. Shows you have an open and discerning mind.
What are some good spiritual blogs for conservative Jews? I don't mean political blogs done by Jews who happen to be conservative (there are a LOT of these, of high quality). I mean blogs done by Jews for Jews to help them be better Jews.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 10:58 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 10:59 PM (AVEe1)
with churches in FL was a peculiar little non-canon bit of dogma I've
heard called the Gospel of Wealth. Or, basically, if you go to church,
donate, and give freely of your time, God will make you materially
successful in this world.
Trying to tell people that's not how it works tends to work like a lead balloon, too.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 22, 2015 10:34 PM (3HxZe)"
As I understand it, that is pretty much mainstream Calvinism. God has predestined the Elect for salvation and everybody else is going to Hell no matter what they do and God gives indications of who are the Elect by their success in this life. This flavor of Christianity is sometimes disparaged as "infant damnation" or more negatively as "God hates poor people".
I view it as a heresy but you are as likely to persuade people out of that belief as you are to talk a progressive out of believing in anthropogenic global warming or the moral superiority of same sex marriage.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 22, 2015 11:03 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2015 11:05 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 11:06 PM (DXzRD)
Absolutely NOT
http://www.gotquestions.org/name-it-claim-it.html
But I agree with you that people who want to follow the Big Gumball Machine in the Sky. ie-You put in your penny (prayer) and God gives you what you want cannot be persuaded of it Only God's grace can do that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 11:09 PM (DXzRD)
God is not an ATM. He will happily remind you of that if you forget for too long.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at April 22, 2015 11:11 PM (m9V0o)
Grab it is a perversion of the Gospel and the Calvinists who are
faithful know that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 11:06 PM (DXzRD)
^^^This^^^ I don't think it's Calvinism as well.
It's also known as "health and wealth*
A good indicator that the "health and wealth gospel" has problems: Tell it to a Christian in the Middle East right now. Or a whole bunch of other areas in the world.
Posted by: Vendette at April 22, 2015 11:11 PM (URDTu)
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Predeterministic Predestinationism is another matter
;-)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2015 11:12 PM (XmQBO)
Well said; It's an abomination. Jesus had no place to lay his head. His followers deserted him.He suffered and died on a cross and called the rest of us to do the same. All of the Apostles except John died as martyrs. I think the "Prosperity GospelI is a tool of powers and principalities which appeals to the greed an cupidity of people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 11:17 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 22, 2015 11:20 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 11:24 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2015 11:25 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: ron n. at April 22, 2015 11:30 PM (YVQn/)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 23, 2015 01:37 AM (XO6WW)
Oh, we probably could penetrate an S-300 air defense.
Just like we did against the SA-2s during Linebacker II. It is just a matter of how many airframes/aircrews one is willing to lose in the effort to degrade the defenses.
Once Iran is out of missiles and radars, the B-52s can operate with impunity. The cost of getting there? pretty high. Israel can't afford that. Teh Won? wouldn't care until it started hurting him politically.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 23, 2015 09:47 AM (VvOZ5)
And when you do install new equipment, especially on a rush basis, the first thing that happens is that half the newly installed equipment 'faults' as soon as you try to use it.
Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at April 23, 2015 11:24 AM (U4QC6)
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