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Overnight Open Thread (4-21-2015)

Quote of the Day

Of course, presidential lawlessness is a special case. Because the president controls not only the nation's law enforcement apparatus but also its military, it's pretty hard to call him to account. But what about the rest of us? If presidents can violate the law, why can't we?

It would be a bad thing for the country if Americans started to ask that question.

...It's much better to live in a society in which the laws are just, and in which people follow them as much out of moral obligation as fear of consequences. But such a society requires a degree of self-discipline and self-restraint on the part of its members, and especially of its leaders. Does our political class possess these traits? If not, how long can we expect the rest of society to?

-- Instapundit in Obeying the Law Starts at the Top

Kurt Schlichter: Why Liberals May Regret Their New Rules

That photo is me about ten years ago, standing in the ruins of a land where people rejected the rule of law in favor of the rule of force. I think a lot about my year-long deployment to Kosovo these days. I think a lot about people today who, for short term political points, cavalierly disregard the rules, laws and norms that made America what it is. I think a lot about how liberals, especially those who boo God, should pray to Him that those rules, laws and norms are restored.

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When you block all normal means of dissent, whether by ignoring the political will of you opponents or using the media to mock and abuse them, you build up the pressure. In 30+ years as an active conservative, I've never heard people so angry, so frustrated, so fed up. These emotions are supposed to be dissipated by normal political processes. But liberals are bottling them up. And they will blow. It's only a matter of how.

Liberals need to understand the reality that rarely penetrates their bubble. Non-liberal Americans (it's more than just conservatives who are under the liberal establishment's heel) are the majority of this country. They hold power in many states and regions in unprecedented majorities. And these attacks focus on what they hold dearest - their religion, their families and their freedom.

What is the end game, liberals? Do you expect these people you despise to just take it? Do you think they'll just shrug their shoulders and say, "Well, I guess we better comply?" Do you even know any real Americans? Do you think you'll somehow be able to force them into obedience - for what is government power but force - after someone finally says "Enough?"

...And let's be blunt - these are the people with most of the guns and the training to use them. That's the reality of the rule of force. I've seen it - it's there behind me in that photo.
I'm not advocating violence - I am warning liberals that they are setting the conditions for violence.

And that better worry them, for the coastal elites are uniquely unsuited to a world where force rules instead of law. The Serbs were, at least, a warrior people. The soft boys and girls who brought us helicopter parenting, "trigger warnings" and coffee cups with diversity slogans are not.

I know the endgame of discarding the rule of law for short-term advantage because I stood in its ruins. Liberals think this free society just sort of happened, that they can poke and tear at its fabric and things will just go on as before. But they won't. So at the end of the day, if you want a society governed by the rule of force, you better pray that you're on the side with the guns and those who know how to use them.

"I'm not here to answer your questions" says Reporter to Testy, Harfy State Dept. Spokesperson

One reporter asked Harf how the department could curb Iranian influence in the Middle East without directly engaging Iran.

"I agree with you that it's a challenge," Harf told the reporter, who replied, "I never said it was a challenge."

"You don't think it's a challenge?" Harf shot back.

"I'm not here to answer your questions, I'm here to try to get answers to mine," the reporter said, then asked his question very slowly.

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Such Sweet, Sweet, Depressing Irony

Christina Hoff Sommers speaks at Oberlin College, sets off trigger warnings, hysteria among know-nothing student snowflake-enforcers.

In Oberlin talk said that Orwell's Junior Anti-Sex League had occupied campus feminism."What the Hell is that?" shouted someone. Look it up.

- Christina H. Sommers (@CHSommers) April 21, 2015
Told students that women could narrow wage gap by changing majors from, say, sociology to engineering.Room erupted.Horrified gasps & jeers.

- Christina H. Sommers (@CHSommers) April 21, 2015
Oberlin activists had "safe space" for those triggered by my talk.Oberlin admin. provided police security to protect me from safe spacers.

- Christina H. Sommers (@CHSommers) April 21, 2015
300+ students attended my Oberlin talk.Others retreated to nearby "safe room" for protection from my apparently dangerous ideas.

- Christina H. Sommers (@CHSommers) April 21, 2015
Students at Oberlin yelled & jeered throughout my talk.Except for those with mouths taped shut in first three rows. http://t.co/vgw29XoqsM

- Christina H. Sommers (@CHSommers) April 21, 2015
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Comment of the Week

191 Harsh Truth #1:
Wars kill the young and idealistic.
Harsh Truth #2:
Wars are directed by the wiser, older, and less emotional men.
Harsh Truth #3:
The older men can ALWAYS have more children. Civilization won't stop if we end up wiping a generation and starting over.

They don't get it. We don't have to put up with leftist, racist, genocidal youth - we're perfectly able to let them kill themselves and we will populate the barrens afterward.

Depressed fertile chicks are easy.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 18, 2015 05:34 PM (S8V5R)

A Lesson From Lindsay Lohan: Don't Tweet Stuff in Foreign Languages You Don't Understand

I'm sure all the Arabic speakers among us are having a good laugh right about now.

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Small Woodland Creatures: Friend or Foe?

6 of Ben Franklin's Greatest Hoaxes and Pranks

The first edition of Poor Richard's Almanack, published in 1733, established an ongoing prank on Titan Leeds, an astrologer, competing almanac publisher, and frenemy of Ben Franklin. Under the pseudonym Poor Richard Saunders, Franklin predicted Leeds's death and encouraged readers to stick around to see if his prognostication was right. The feud that followed sold a lot of pamphlets, benefiting both publishers.

The next year, the Almanack printed an obituary for the still living Leeds and reported that the man claiming to be him was an identity thief. When Leeds actually died in 1738, Saunders commended the imposter for ending the prank once and for all.

And this:

Franklin's last hurrah, just 25 days before his death in 1790, was to challenge slavery. In a letter to The Federal Gazette written under the name Historicus, Franklin related the fictional tale of Sidi Mehemet Ibrahim, an Algerian potentate who fought for the enslavement of Christians by Muslims in the late 1680s. The tyrant's inhumane pro-slavery arguments just so happened to echo those made by anti-abolitionist Congressman James Jackson of Georgia. Touché! Franklin didn't live to see slavery abolished, but we'd be kidding ourselves if we said he had nothing to do with it.

Hero Disrupts the Shaming Narrative

Look at that face. That is the face of a man that regrets absolutely nothing.

Got Goat?

Well now thanks to Amazon they're only a click away.

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Teh Tweet!

Tonight's post brought to you by fractal turtles all the way down:

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 10:13 PM




Comments

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1 heh

Posted by: Rupert Wombat, O.B.E. at April 21, 2015 10:13 PM (8CdUx)

2 'Lo, 'rons....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 21, 2015 10:15 PM (T1005)

3 Howdy!

Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2015 10:15 PM (nL0sw)

4 Harf up a harf ball

Woot ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:15 PM (I8HI7)

5 Evening morons. How fares the horde?

Son of Crank was evaluated by ENT today, and will not need surgery at this time. If in about 6 months he is having speech issues AND fails speech therapy, which he may not even need, then he can be reevaluated. Mild degree of tongue tying if any.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 10:16 PM (Gosad)

6 In sports news today, I see my beloved Mississippi State Bulldogs have decided to improve the Women's Basketball Program by signing a new center. A 6'7" Center. That's one tall lady.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2015 10:17 PM (nL0sw)

7 For those of you not on Twitter, CAC/Brandon has been live-tweeting his wife's labor.

No baby yet, but he just tweeted a picture of some medical equipment.

Posted by: Y-not at April 21, 2015 10:19 PM (9BRsg)

8 https://twitter.com/ConArtCritic

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 10:19 PM (0O7c5)

9 Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 10:16 PM (Gosad)

For what it's worth, considering it's coming from me, a prayer is on its way!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 10:20 PM (ftVQq)

10 Water broke half an hour ago.

Posted by: Y-not at April 21, 2015 10:20 PM (9BRsg)

11 6 In sports news today, I see my beloved Mississippi State Bulldogs have decided to improve the Women's Basketball Program by signing a new center. A 6'7" Center. That's one tall lady.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2015 10

Sounds like a transgender. That's a fad you know

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:20 PM (I8HI7)

12 g'evenin' 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 10:20 PM (KCxzN)

13 Kurt Schlichter: Why Liberals May Regret Their New Rules

#Caring

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 10:21 PM (P55y/)

14 MAKES ASS OF HERSELF
... In Arabic Debacle


Arabic has some features built in.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 10:21 PM (P55y/)

15 Lindsay?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:22 PM (I8HI7)

16 New York cat caller - clearly he gives zero f*cks. I respect that.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2015 10:22 PM (mx5oN)

17
https://twitter.com/ConArtCritic
Posted by: phoenixgirl




The Lion King - Circle of Life

https://youtu.be/HwSKkKrUzUk

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 10:23 PM (kdS6q)

18 10 Water broke half an hour ago.
Posted by: Y-not at April 21, 2015 10:20 PM (9BRsg)

Better call a plumber!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2015 10:23 PM (mx5oN)

19 'evening 'rons.

Hopefully we're all a little less angsty then yesterday.

Posted by: Iasonas at April 21, 2015 10:23 PM (DU875)

20
10 Water broke half an hour ago.
Posted by: Y-not at April 21, 2015 10:20 PM

So now to 24 hours from now?
Exciting for them

Kids. That's a young persons job

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:23 PM (I8HI7)

21

Or by the sond of it, more like:

Animaniacs - The Lion King Parody

https://youtu.be/kFOn4jjN30w

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (kdS6q)

22 The Press seems to be tiring of Bambi the Spokesidiot.

Posted by: Epileptic Caesar at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (ASn1R)

23 Just finished Netflix Daredevil Season 1. I likee. Hopefully there will be a season 2!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (mx5oN)

24 *stares at gif*

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (0NdlF)

25 watching dallas / houston.

close game so far.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (W540W)

26 Water broke half an hour ago.>>>

Only 16 hours to go then IIRC from when my first child was born.

Posted by: Robinson at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (5gToQ)

27 the fractal turtles has gots my hypmotized

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (KCxzN)

28 Harsh Truth #3:
The older men can ALWAYS have more children. Civilization won't stop if we end up wiping a generation and starting over.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword


Bonus: children of men older than age 50 exhibit higher rates of mental illness including schizophrenia!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (P55y/)

29 Was supposed to be able to see the inside of the storefront I want to rent this morning. Gave the leasing agent a four hour window to pick a time in but the reply was "Yes". Got there a couple of minutes late, waited over two hours, decided to go home and try again later. At least this way *my* agent has seen the location and can make some rational guesses as to what to expect re:rent and such.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:25 PM (GDulk)

30 laurie david's cervix

the animaniacs!!! i used to watch them with my kids when they were little

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 10:25 PM (0O7c5)

31 This Harf chick, where did they dig her up?

Posted by: Jen Psackofshit at April 21, 2015 10:25 PM (+kznc)

32 22 The Press seems to be tiring of Bambi the Spokesidiot.
Posted by: Epileptic Caesar at April 21, 2015

She gives vaginas a bad name

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:25 PM (I8HI7)

33 This whole idea that oh just wait till we get in power and we'll use the new rules the left made against them is comical.

They'll just change the rules.

Does anyone think for a second that a republican would be allowed to wield executive branch action the way SCOAMF does?

That's absurd!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 21, 2015 10:26 PM (pHEyr)

34 I remember when 9:30 was considered an "early" ONT?

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 21, 2015 10:26 PM (kd7aw)

35 The movie Daredevil never happened.

Posted by: ben affleck at April 21, 2015 10:26 PM (W540W)

36 Yay! ONT!

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2015 10:26 PM (cJ1t+)

37 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:20 PM (I8HI7)



Here's some vid from two years ago: https://youtu.be/478I4x6ltCM

Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2015 10:26 PM (nL0sw)

38 A Republican who just did as he pleased without worrying about whether he was "allowed" to do it would be... refreshing.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:26 PM (W540W)

39 That gif is evil.

Posted by: dogfish at April 21, 2015 10:27 PM (1vYi0)

40 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:25 PM (GDulk)

Storefront? What's in the pipeline?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 10:27 PM (0NdlF)

41 I can't wait to see who the spokesperson in the next Dem administration will be.

My guess is one of those See 'N Say toys that when you pull the string, it makes an animal noise.

Posted by: Iasonas at April 21, 2015 10:27 PM (DU875)

42 A water main break? Shouldn't somebody call a plumber?

Oh, and congrats!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2015 10:28 PM (RzZOc)

43 A Lesson From Linday Lohan: Don't Tweet Stuff in Foreign Languages You Don't Understand

"You're beautiful" and "You're a donkey" probably aren't contradictory statements to Arabic speakers.

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

44 The Press seems to be tiring of Bambi the Spokesidiot.

Posted by: Epileptic Caesar at April 21, 2015

I still can't help thinking that it's a SNL skit every time I see a picture of Harf. Interesting that the reporter felt free to do to Harf what the MFM decried in Luap Nard.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:28 PM (GDulk)

45 Got goat? You Bet!! http://tinyurl.com/cmvhzdz

Posted by: achmed at April 21, 2015 10:28 PM (nzfoE)

46 Only 16 hours to go then IIRC from when my first child was born.
Posted by: Robinson at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (5gToQ)


Only if the cord isn't wrapped around his neck and his shoulders aren't too wide that they need to break his collarbone. Good times.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 21, 2015 10:28 PM (kd7aw)

47
And the spoilers are out for Avengers: Age of Ultron from the showings overseas:

Spoilers:

http://tinyurl.com/oozmm8o

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 10:28 PM (kdS6q)

48 Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2015 10:26 PM (nL0sw

Nice player. Good luck at school

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:29 PM (I8HI7)

49 gotta change 'puters

BRB

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 10:29 PM (KCxzN)

50 I get impression Mrs. CAC is in labor because he tweeted out something wonderful in hours.

BTW I have baby registry if anyone wants it.
Email me at carolthewiz@gmail.com if anyone wants to send gift.

Posted by: Carol at April 21, 2015 10:29 PM (sj3Ax)

51 Oh, this is precious.

"'WE WILL KILL!! Straight Up!!' - Black Protesters Take Over CNN, Curse On-Air in Baltimore"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 10:29 PM (P55y/)

52 Whoever decided to cast Ben Affleck as Batman clearly never saw him in Daredevil.

Posted by: Iasonas at April 21, 2015 10:29 PM (DU875)

53 Hrothgar--does not God hear the prayers of the unworthy? What else is grace but a gift to one who does not deserve on his own merits?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 10:29 PM (Gosad)

54 Weft-cut Loop,
I saw that & refused to read it!

Posted by: Carol at April 21, 2015 10:30 PM (sj3Ax)

55 Back when I was a lad I used to watch the Houston Sonics. Cheap tickets and the ladies on the court were about my height, or at least some were, so I didn't mind.

/insert Futurama quote about "good with fundamentals"/

I remember one game where they played a team with a 6'7 blonde. First thought that came to mind was the Star Wars quote "look at the SIZE of that thing"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:30 PM (W540W)

56 Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 10:27 PM (0NdlF)

"Knit'n Kitten Fiber Arts of League City, TX will be a family owned business focusing on presenting items from Texas fiber artists, supplies for a broad range of fiber arts, and finished products from a variety of organizations involved in fighting human trafficking or otherwise assisting women to care for themselves and their families with dignity."

That's the plan, at least.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:30 PM (GDulk)

57

My guess is one of those See 'N Say toys that when you pull the string, it makes an animal noise.
Posted by: Iasonas at April 21, 2015 10:27 PM (DU875)

Our oldest had one of those. I also taught her to say, oh I feel good whe she was asked what James Brown says

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:31 PM (I8HI7)

58 Re the Hoff Sommers coverage and the use of a graphic of Maoists to illustrate it, I submit this for your edification:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struggle_session

The Left is following the exact path, even if their footsoldiers are completely ignorant of the history.

Posted by: Epileptic Caesar at April 21, 2015 10:31 PM (ASn1R)

59 52
Whoever decided to cast Ben Affleck as Batman clearly never saw him in Daredevil.


Posted by: Iasonas at April 21, 2015 10:29 PM (DU875)


Daredevil has never seen Ben Affleck.

Posted by: Batman at April 21, 2015 10:31 PM (nzfoE)

60 If I were amazon I would stay away from the whole goat thing. I have a feeling more than half of all goats are not gonna be used for milking and non one wants to be culpable for giving goats to jihadis.

Posted by: yankefifth at April 21, 2015 10:31 PM (gsfK5)

61 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:30 PM (GDulk)

!!!!! awesome!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 10:31 PM (0O7c5)

62 Yeah but she used the masculine for donkey. So...

Well, okay, you're right, I suppose a colon feels about the same whether it's owned by a male or female

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:32 PM (W540W)

63 Weft-cut Loop,
I saw that & refused to read it!
Posted by: Carol


Yeah, I think we all F5 the same websites ... except for management of course.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 10:32 PM (P55y/)

64 @ Polliwog:

Neat, best wishes.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 10:32 PM (0NdlF)

65 Only if the cord isn't wrapped around his neck and his shoulders aren't
too wide that they need to break his collarbone. Good times.>>>

Well that sucked even more than having to wait. How's the kid now?

Posted by: Robinson at April 21, 2015 10:32 PM (5gToQ)

66 "'WE WILL KILL!! Straight Up!!' - Black Protesters Take Over CNN, Curse On-Air in Baltimore"
Posted by: weft cut-loop


This occurs because daddy still tolerates it, but at some point daddy is gonna pull his belt off.

Posted by: dogfish at April 21, 2015 10:33 PM (1vYi0)

67 Polliwog, don't forget to add Comedy Club to your business plan.

'Cause you're gonna keep 'em in stitches, that's for sure!

*grins*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2015 10:33 PM (RzZOc)

68 Polli good luck.
Maybe Hilary will stop by some day

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:34 PM (I8HI7)

69 "WE WILL KILL!! Straight Up!!"

#whitelivesmatter

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:34 PM (W540W)

70 Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 10:29 PM (Gosad)

Well, I've got the unworthy part down pat, but yes, you are right, grace is a gift to those that don't deserve it, and I believe all heart-felt prayers are heard!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 10:34 PM (ftVQq)

71
Harsh Truth #3:
The older men can ALWAYS have more children. Civilization won't stop if we end up wiping a generation and starting over.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword

Bonus: children of men older than age 50 exhibit higher rates of mental illness including schizophrenia!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (P55y/)






What you're saying is, our children have an even better chance of sticking their dick in crazy. So we have that going for us.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 10:34 PM (ynQIy)

72 "A goat in every yard and a goat in every bed!"

--Sh*t Arabic Herbert Hoover Said

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 10:34 PM (Gosad)

73 For the curious, here's Franklin's Historicus letter:
https://sniggle.net/historicus.php

Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2015 10:34 PM (4aG2t)

74 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2015 10:35 PM (rJUlF)

75 Here Lies A Toppled God

How do you take a strong and thriving civilization built on the rule of law, destroy it, and substitute your utopia ex nihilo but dystopia de facto?

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8906

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 21, 2015 10:35 PM (0Ew3K)

76 "WE WILL KILL!! Straight Up!!"

#whitelivesmatter
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Meh.

Posted by: Agenda 21, if I exist at April 21, 2015 10:35 PM (P55y/)

77 Thanks for the link Maet!

And thoughts and prayers for CAC and the Mrs! Hope to hear something good soon.

Hooooooooorde!!!

Who did we piss off today?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 21, 2015 10:35 PM (GEICT)

78 Good luck with the business Polli! Of course your government hates you for being a conservative AND a capitalist...

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 10:36 PM (Gosad)

79 Who did we piss off today?

Uh..

...I got nothin'.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2015 10:37 PM (rJUlF)

80 Does this hideous red suit make me look like Hillary?

Posted by: Marie Hork at April 21, 2015 10:37 PM (Dwehj)

81 Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 10:31 PM (0O7c5)

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 10:32 PM (0NdlF)


Thanks guys. I'm meeting with an attorney tomorrow to get started on incorporation paperwork. Once that's set I can get started on the website since that doesn't absolutely require the storefront to be up and running as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:37 PM (GDulk)

82 CAPS WIN!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 21, 2015 10:37 PM (GEICT)

83 Weft-cut Loop,
I'm sure we do look at same websites.
The Right Scoop has several Boner/Pelosi kisses & I ignored that one too.

Posted by: Carol at April 21, 2015 10:38 PM (sj3Ax)

84 Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981


Line~!

Posted by: Gary Oldman at April 21, 2015 10:38 PM (P55y/)

85 56

That sounds great, Polli! I hope for the best!

I should open up my Twitter feed so I can keep up with CAC BabyWatch.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2015 10:38 PM (rJUlF)

86 Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2015 10:33 PM (RzZOc)

Lol. At least Kevin has been able to get a *little* motion out of the leasing agents.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:38 PM (GDulk)

87 today? i pissed off no one......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 10:38 PM (0O7c5)

88 24 *stares at gif*
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (0NdlF)

Right? It's like tripping balls without having to take drugs.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2015 10:39 PM (mx5oN)

89 it is something of an open secret that a lack of suitable jihadi women has seen a modification of the terms in martyred jihadi rewards. You are gonna get the virgins but they will be primarily goats. Always read everything in the fine print, everything always.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2015 10:39 PM (gsfK5)

90 I'm Batman.......now go pick me some cotton.

Posted by: Batfleck at April 21, 2015 10:39 PM (lKCZC)

91 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:34 PM (I8HI7)

It would be another "Joe the Plumber" moment so I certainly hope not.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:40 PM (GDulk)

92 82 CAPS WIN!!!!!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 21, 2015

Oh now you're a hockey fan?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:40 PM (I8HI7)

93 Look at all their cute little signs at Oberlin!

Everyone trying so FUCKING DESPERATELY to come up with the whiz-bang catchphrase that really sums up the Narrative of the Moment.

It's like they're all auditioning for Minister of Propaganda, or something.

Fuck, this world is so boned.

Posted by: Phinn at April 21, 2015 10:40 PM (DLUnW)

94 I look at Oberlin College and am beginning to have serious doubts regarding my body of work.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at April 21, 2015 10:41 PM (Dwehj)

95 That turtle GIF was like I don't know like wow, man.

Posted by: Dennis Hopper at April 21, 2015 10:41 PM (QRz0C)

96 I'm Batman.......now go pick me some cotton.
Posted by: Batfleck


Now, see, that would be an animated crap-toon in 24hours if the GOP was interested in winning the culture wars.

"Aber nein," as they say in Klingon.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 10:41 PM (P55y/)

97 Longbow and Compound Bow ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/590538775970717697

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/590540388672253952

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/590540840377798656

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/590541077045587968

Posted by: kbdabear at April 21, 2015 10:41 PM (GrXXa)

98 Hey Polli. Do you know what type of entity you are forming?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2015 10:41 PM (gsfK5)

99 My Ben Affleck Batman action figure won't come out of the bathroom until we all promise to stop picking on Obama.

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2015 10:41 PM (MQEz6)

100 If only Jeff Goldblum were still alive to explain to us how that .gif predicts that no matter how ham-handed the production was done, Jurassic World will make a metric f*ck-ton of money for the studio and they will still claim a loss...

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 10:42 PM (Gosad)

101
Right? It's like tripping balls without having to take drugs.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2015 10:39 PM (mx5oN)


If you look at it sideways, you can see yourself going down a long road with bushes on both sides.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 10:42 PM (0NdlF)

102 Oh now you're a hockey fan?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:40 PM (I8HI7)



Playoff hockey is fucking money. And yeah, I pull for the Caps.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 21, 2015 10:42 PM (GEICT)

103 93

I was reading the Hoff-Summers story earlier. CW Jr. skimmed it over my shoulder, and said, "One more reason I won't go to college. Them B's are crazy."

I'm sure if I hadn't been in the room, he would have said "bitches"...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2015 10:42 PM (rJUlF)

104 Thanks for the good wishes and letting me whine about AWOL leasing agents. Downside of getting serious about business is that I'll either have very little time here or trouble making the rent. Never thought I'd say that I *hoped* to have no time to spend here .

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:43 PM (GDulk)

105 BACKSTROM!!!!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 21, 2015 10:43 PM (j8xB1)

106 Longbow and Compound Bow ONT Compliance Pics

Crossbows plox.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 10:43 PM (0NdlF)

107 CAPS WIN!!!!!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981


*looks at keyboard*

Nope, not on.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 10:43 PM (P55y/)

108 Tuesday Night Tight Jeans ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/590654420033150980

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/590655426137563136

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/590656454643843072

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/590657001509810177

Posted by: kbdabear at April 21, 2015 10:44 PM (GrXXa)

109 Who the heck beats up a 94 widower at his wife's grave?

Posted by: Baldy at April 21, 2015 10:44 PM (sEXjW)

110 Playoff hockey is fucking money. And yeah, I pull for the Caps.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 21, 2015 10:42

Not a Caps fan. But glad you like playoff NHL. Pretty exciting stuff

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:44 PM (I8HI7)

111 I look at Oberlin College and am beginning to have serious doubts regarding my body of work.
Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at April 21, 2015 10:41 PM (Dwehj)

******

Just be a little patient Charlie. Over time, your theories will prove correct.

Evening all.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 21, 2015 10:44 PM (cIoI4)

112 Personally, I think the left wants to nationalize the police force and also sick the military on any political opponents. In addition, I am convinced that they are intentionally trying to tick people off. They are dividing the country black vs. white, men vs. women, rich vs. poor, city vs. country. But I was told once by a leftist activist the following:

The constitution is not a legal document - thus they don't care about it - Obama doesn't recognize it

There is a world wide socialist government coming - if you don't like it get off of the planet

you right wingers won't do anything. You'll fall into line.

Obama was upfront about who he was. If people weren't listening they are too stupid and deserve what they get.

...and the Republican party thinks they can make deals with the radical rabid left.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 21, 2015 10:44 PM (2/oBD)

113 Tuesday Night Tight Jeans ONT Compliance Pics


Now my jeans are getting tight.

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2015 10:45 PM (cJ1t+)

114 26 Water broke half an hour ago.>>>
Only 16 hours to go then IIRC from when my first child was born.
Posted by: Robinson at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (5gToQ)


Maybe, maybe not. One of my cousins had her first baby at home. The little pooper came fast.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2015 10:45 PM (kGrwF)

115 The turtle GIF should have a trigger warning: "May cause you to relive bad acid trips."

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2015 10:45 PM (rJUlF)

116 nice pick on the Harsh Truths comment

Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 21, 2015 10:45 PM (A9KzJ)

117 Only difference between ante bellum batman and modern batman is the color of alfred.



Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2015 10:46 PM (gsfK5)

118 Mistress Overdone: that was pretty much perfect.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:46 PM (W540W)

119 I'm sure if I hadn't been in the room, he would have said "bitches"...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2015 10:42

I like the cut of your son. Kids that age give me a little hope

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:46 PM (I8HI7)

120 Evening, all.
Great news, CCrank.
Hoping for good news soon on the Littlest Meatball.

I really need a cooking thread to start up - who has some good chicken recipes?

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 21, 2015 10:46 PM (TwyVT)

121 What this country needs is a good, cheap .308 carbine.

Just because.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 21, 2015 10:46 PM (QRz0C)

122 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2015 10:41 PM (gsfK5)

I'm seriously considering incorporating as a non-profit (I know, I know). Because the over-all goal is charitable, I don't have any debt and (due to John's life insurance) can live on savings for a decent while, both the CPA who prepared my taxes and my financial planner have strongly suggested at least looking into it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:47 PM (GDulk)

123 Bonus: children of men older than age 50 exhibit higher rates of mental illness including schizophrenia!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (P55y/)


Which might account for why there are so many nutters in Hollywood. It seems pretty routine out there for wrinkly old men to screw women a third their age.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2015 10:47 PM (kGrwF)

124 The damned finches did not have "safe spaces".

Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at April 21, 2015 10:47 PM (Dwehj)

125 No matter what the GOP does or fails to do the true believers will stick with it.

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2015 10:47 PM (MQEz6)

126 Now my jeans are getting tight.
Posted by: EC at April 21, 2015 10:45 PM (cJ1t+)

.???Yay???

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:47 PM (I8HI7)

127 BC1981,
Please check email you sent out to Yahoo a Group. I replied to that email only.

Posted by: Carol at April 21, 2015 10:48 PM (sj3Ax)

128 >>>Otherwise avoid ONT-related activity.

*shales Magic 8 Ball*

Not Likely



And good evening horde!

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 10:48 PM (e+1S5)

129 Looking at the theme of this ONT--If you folks finally do get fed up and start a little fight, my advice is that if you let the struggle be steered by current national GOP types--absent some Jeff Sessions-type behavior on their part as things heated up--then you will well deserve whatever sellout you eventually get. And the 'slaughter' that would follow.

That is because right now they are figuring out how best to triangulate off of you--and some are. You think they are going to be Spartacus, leading the slave revolt? Franklin, finally ticked off at his treatment at the hands of London's elite? Hardly. Most would not be able to make the transition--too many are in it for the power the current system can offer, not for a cause. For those that know the American Revolution---too many are going to be Thomas Hutchinson at the end of the day. They'll take the power the current system seems to offer, thank you very much.

But while tempers are ready enough, I still think there is a ways to go before anything like this becomes an issue. And I have no idea how it would start, and emphatically feel it is either a mass moment, or better none at all. And the people may roar out two or three more times via the vote, as they did the election last, and finally quell the problem. But the idea the GOP would be helping you if push really needed to come to shove? Right. They'd be the most worthless asset you had. The Scottish nobles from Braveheart, looking for what lands they could get from the King.

Posted by: Horatius at April 21, 2015 10:48 PM (UKhBB)

130 Now my jeans are getting tight.
Posted by: EC at April 21, 2015 10:45 PM (cJ1t+)


all depends how and where

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2015 10:48 PM (gsfK5)

131 Here's "Awwwww" for y'all. 102yo woman sees herself dancing on film for the first time.

https://youtu.be/bktozJWbLQg

Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2015 10:48 PM (nL0sw)

132 103 93

I was reading the Hoff-Summers story earlier. CW Jr. skimmed it over my shoulder, and said, "One more reason I won't go to college. Them B's are crazy."

I'm sure if I hadn't been in the room, he would have said "bitches"...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2015 10:42 PM (rJUlF)


Whoa. "Bitches" is a trigger word. Tell him to call them "privileged whores for a bankrupt ideology" instead.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 10:49 PM (Gosad)

133
STOP DRAGGING YOUR FEET, BABY CAC!

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 10:49 PM (iQIUe)

134 Reposting for the night crowd:

Judge grants legal personhood to 2 chimpanzees

http://tinyurl.com/lusnewq

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 21, 2015 10:49 PM (0Ew3K)

135 Mistress Overdone: that was pretty much perfect.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:46 PM (W540W)

Yes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 10:49 PM (ftVQq)

136 Reposting for the night crowd:

Judge grants legal personhood to 2 chimpanzees

http://tinyurl.com/lusnewq

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 21, 2015 10:49 PM (0Ew3K)

137 That fractal thing is kind of repetitive...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 10:50 PM (XmQBO)

138 From what I hear, Oliver Stone's firstborn is a first class p.o.s. 9/11 troofer, Hizbollard, the lot. His wikipedia page doesn't tell the least of it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:50 PM (W540W)

139 I just checked the Twits...no Spawn of The Meatball news yet

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 10:51 PM (KCxzN)

140 41 I can't wait to see who the spokesperson in the next Dem administration will be.
My guess is one of those See 'N Say toys that when you pull the string, it makes an animal noise.
Posted by: Iasonas at April 21, 2015 10:27 PM (DU875)


Yeah, if Hillary gets elected, anyone considering becoming her spokesperson, or taking any other position (other than Huma's), might want to have a talk with all the former secret service agents and other staffers that she abused.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2015 10:51 PM (kGrwF)

141 Personally, I think the left wants to nationalize the police force and also sick the military on any political opponents.
Posted by: Mistress Overdone


It's a little bit more slick than obvious takeovers of state powers.

They don't have to, and haven't had to for a while.

Block grants to states effectively carrot-and-stick bend the states to the Federal will.

So nationalize state/local police?

Perish the tea-party/reactionary/constitutional/antiquated thought.

State grants are all predicated upon a few teeny-tiny things that can be revoked at a moments notice, and bingo. We have compliance.

No muss, no fuss.

No conspiracy needed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 10:51 PM (P55y/)

142 134 Reposting for the night crowd:
Judge grants legal personhood to 2 chimpanzees
http://tinyurl.com/lusnewq
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 21, 2015 10:49 PM (0Ew3K)


Check the updates on this story - the habeas corpus part was removed shortly afterwards so no person-hood arguments.

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 21, 2015 10:51 PM (pAlYe)

143 So CAC's kid is going to be son/daughter of Meatball???

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2015 10:51 PM (cJ1t+)

144 Goats have crazy eyes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 10:51 PM (Wvadc)

145 ec

they are expecting a boy

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 10:52 PM (0O7c5)

146 Now my jeans are getting tight.
Posted by: EC at April 21, 2015 10:45 PM (cJ1t+)


Lay off the cheesecake.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 10:53 PM (0NdlF)

147 I'm seriously considering incorporating as a non-profit (I know, I know). Because the over-all goal is charitable, I don't have any debt and (due to John's life insurance) can live on savings for a decent while, both the CPA who prepared my taxes and my financial planner have strongly suggested at least looking into it.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:47 PM (GDulk)




interesting. I have never done anything with nonprofits. Lots of experience with some low and or slow profits.

I only ask out of very best motivations, are you sure you need a store?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2015 10:53 PM (gsfK5)

148 "legal personhood to 2 chimpanzees"

but enough about Boehner and Pelosi

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:53 PM (W540W)

149 >>>No muss, no fuss.

No conspiracy needed
------

Add blood, makes its own sauce

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:53 PM (I8HI7)

150 Somebody might want to let Vancouver know this isn't a scrimmage.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 21, 2015 10:53 PM (GEICT)

151 Well that sucked even more than having to wait. How's the kid now?
Posted by: Robinson at April 21, 2015 10:32 PM (5gToQ)


He's 27, an engineer, and very wide. Actually, the collarbone healed in about 2 weeks and he was a very pleasant baby. But poor mom, it took 2 doctors almost 2 hours to stich her up afterwards.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 21, 2015 10:53 PM (kd7aw)

152 Mistress Overdone's post is probably more correct than some care to admit.

But I will not fall into line.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2015 10:53 PM (rJUlF)

153 What was the thing a few years back that Historic Worst said about having a national civilian security force just as strong as the military?

Anyone else find that odd? I still think about it from time to time. The idea seemed to come out of nowhere at the time.

And the crowd he was speaking in front of applauded the idea.

Posted by: Iasonas at April 21, 2015 10:53 PM (DU875)

154 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 10:51 PM (P55y/)

There's a lot of ground work that has already been laid to nationalize da pohlice!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 10:54 PM (ftVQq)

155 118 Mistress Overdone: that was pretty much perfect.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:46 PM (W540W)


Agreed.

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 10:54 PM (sdi6R)

156 Judge grants legal personhood to 2 chimpanzees

http://tinyurl.com/lusnewq
Posted by: The Political Hat

Next stop: interspecies marriage. I hope for the crazy cat ladies sake they allow plural interspecies marriage, I'd hate for them to have to choose just one of their preciouses to marry.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 21, 2015 10:54 PM (Q/rld)

157 The States are satrapies in the Federal Empire.

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2015 10:54 PM (MQEz6)

158 Grazing service? Why? Why not buy the goat?
Amazon selling goats would be a great money maker.


and farm supplies. Amazon could front for TractorSupply. One stop shopping.

Posted by: Jamal Al at April 21, 2015 10:54 PM (xBLDO)

159 Son of Meatball!

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2015 10:55 PM (cJ1t+)

160 >>>Not a Caps fan. But glad you like playoff NHL. Pretty exciting stuff

Yes, yes it is. I've got Preds/Blackhawks on. Glad the Caps won. They'll keep winning, until they have a tragic meltdown, just like every year.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 10:55 PM (e+1S5)

161 All my bourbon is gone!

*sobs*

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2015 10:55 PM (cJ1t+)

162 All my bourbon is gone!

Noooooooooo

Posted by: john boehner at April 21, 2015 10:56 PM (W540W)

163 "
What this country needs is a good, cheap .308 carbine.
"



"http://www.legacysports.com/hogue-ranchland-compact-package"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2015 10:56 PM (EjUZy)

164 And in the "Of Course, It's Florida" category:

http://tinyurl.com/mcflk4g

Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2015 10:56 PM (nL0sw)

165 Glad the Caps won. They'll keep winning, until they have a tragic meltdown, just like every year.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 10:55 PM (e+1S5)



*takes away your glazed donut vodka*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 21, 2015 10:56 PM (GEICT)

166 Next stop: interspecies marriage. I hope for the crazy cat ladies sake they allow plural interspecies marriage, I'd hate for them to have to choose just one of their preciouses to marry.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 21, 2015 10:54 PM (Q/rld)


same sex interspecies marriage.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2015 10:57 PM (gsfK5)

167 I'd rather kiss a Wookie.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 21, 2015 10:57 PM (zRby/)

168 All my bourbon is gone!

*sobs*
Posted by: EC at April 21, 2015 10:55 PM (cJ1t+)

But there's still rum, right?

Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at April 21, 2015 10:57 PM (rJUlF)

169 Like everyone knows that it's like, totally a challenge. Why are you even asking me that? duh!

Posted by: Marie Harf, US State Dept Spokesperson, uh - ya! at April 21, 2015 10:57 PM (1li1B)

170 Charles Barkley looks like he hasn't missed too many meals

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:57 PM (W540W)

171 Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2015 10:56 PM (nL0sw)

Am I the only one who things that people who do stupid crap like that should be refused medical treatment?

Let the Darwinism that the left loves so much work its magic.

Posted by: Iasonas at April 21, 2015 10:58 PM (DU875)

172 Was just outside. Are the moon and Venus in conjunction? Is that a sign?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 10:58 PM (Wvadc)

173 I'm seriously considering incorporating as a
non-profit (I know, I know). Because the over-all goal is charitable, I
don't have any debt and (due to John's life insurance) can live on
savings for a decent while, both the CPA who prepared my taxes and my
financial planner have strongly suggested at least looking into it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:47 PM (GDulk)

****************
I took a class once on Nonprofit, Mutual, and Cooperative Associations. It was full of granola types who thought they were going to save the world. What it was really about was how to abuse the form and make big bucks for management. At the time, the biggest co-ops in the world were Mastercard and Visa. Every big insurance company is organized as a mutual. Ocean Spray? Co-op. Sunkist? Co-op. So just because you're a nonprofit doesn't mean you can't "profit," IYKWIMAITYD,

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 10:58 PM (5f5bM)

174 Testing ampersands.

&&&

Testing complete.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 21, 2015 10:58 PM (nIcKC)

175 Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 10:55 PM (e+1S5)

Good games on NBCSN except for the fucking Al Sharpton psas

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 10:59 PM (I8HI7)

176 Check the updates on this story - the habeas corpus part was removed shortly afterwards so no person-hood arguments.

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 21, 2015 10:51 PM (pAlYe)


Didn't see that in any of the stories...

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 21, 2015 10:59 PM (0Ew3K)

177 I only ask out of very best motivations, are you sure you need a store?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2015 10:53 PM (gsfK5)

Not to worry *everyone* asks me that. The store isn't really for *my* work (although that will be there also, of course). I already have an Etsy site which could handle all my products at a *vastly* lower cost.

The storefront is so I can carry *other* people and organizations items. Also to have gathering and lesson space for local needleworkers and a Little Free Library.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 10:59 PM (GDulk)

178 >>>you right wingers won't do anything. You'll fall into line.

You're 99% right. Only question is, is 1% enough? Probably not, but I'm ok with my choice.

Man, I gotta stop reading Matthew Bracken.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 10:59 PM (e+1S5)

179 Woohoo!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 21, 2015 10:59 PM (nIcKC)

180 So CAC's kid is going to be son/daughter of Meatball???

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2015 10:51 PM

144 Goats have crazy eyes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 10:51 PM


Taken separately, two innocuous comments. Taken back to back...

Yes & Yes.

"Spawn of Meatball" should be amended into the AoSHQ style-book (in our brutally loving fashion) as the proper phraseology & goats do have crazy eyes

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 10:59 PM (KCxzN)

181 What this country needs is a good, cheap .308 carbine.

Just because.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud,


According the resident contrarian at Truthaboutguns.com , nothing good can come from a sub- $1000 rifle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:00 PM (P55y/)

182
I'd rather kiss a Wookie.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 21, 2015 10:57 PM (zRby/)







I can arrange that!

Posted by: Barack Solo at April 21, 2015 11:00 PM (ynQIy)

183 That fractal turtle thing made me dizzy, but KBDaBear's bowomyn helped me regain my equilibrium. And if I can be so bold as to mention GUNS, a 'guy' I know scored a Ruger Mini-14 and a Ruger 10-22 target model equipped with a dang nice Bushnell scope yesterday. 'He' shot both today and is tickled spitless.

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2015 11:00 PM (go5uR)

184 "Charles Barkley looks like he hasn't missed too many meals"


He's always sorta looked like that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2015 11:00 PM (EjUZy)

185 Next stop: interspecies marriage. I hope for the crazy cat ladies sake they allow plural interspecies marriage, I'd hate for them to have to choose just one of their preciouses to marry.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 21, 2015 10:54 PM (Q/rld)


And you'll be forced to bake a cake for their wedding...

Posted by: The Bakin' Hat at April 21, 2015 11:00 PM (0Ew3K)

186 Whenever someone asks me if I want to a donate to a specific charitable organization, I reply with the question "What is the salary of their CEO?"

That usually shuts them up.

Posted by: Iasonas at April 21, 2015 11:01 PM (DU875)

187 It's the Erdogun model

Purge the military

Neuter them

Replace them with a national police force accountable only to the executive

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 21, 2015 11:01 PM (zOTsN)

188 Didn't see that in any of the stories...
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 21, 2015 10:59 PM (0Ew3K)


Look here: http://science.slashdot.org/story/15/04/21/1248205/update-no-personhood-for-chimps-yet

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 21, 2015 11:01 PM (pAlYe)

189 60 If I were amazon I would stay away from the whole goat thing. I have a feeling more than half of all goats are not gonna be used for milking and non one wants to be culpable for giving goats to jihadis.
Posted by: yankefifth at April 21, 2015 10:31 PM (gsfK5)


And Amazon had better not start selling live chickens to people in Florida, or the ASPCA's sex offender office will be hearing from me.

Posted by: the chicken at April 21, 2015 11:02 PM (kGrwF)

190 Am I the only one who things that people who do stupid crap like that should be refused medical treatment?
---------------------

I feel the same way about lost hikers, fallen rock climbers & etc.

Come to think of it, I wonder if Timothy Treadwell tried to kiss the bear?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 11:02 PM (Wvadc)

191 Schlichter nails it.
But until the burning time comes I drive libs nuts. I live the life I choose. Not the life I'm allowed to have.
Libs just don't get it.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2015 11:02 PM (08Znv)

192 The UK Green Parties leader is dating a man who is pro-pedophilia and pro-rape:

http://tinyurl.com/oecm9dg

Posted by: The Anti-Gaia Hat at April 21, 2015 11:02 PM (0Ew3K)

193 The UK Green Parties leader is dating a man who is pro-pedophilia and pro-rape:

http://tinyurl.com/oecm9dg

Posted by: The Anti-Gaia Hat at April 21, 2015 11:02 PM (0Ew3K)

194 Posted by: The Bakin' Hat at April 21, 2015 11:00 PM (0Ew3K)

Well, you wouldn't want to be termed a "speciesist".

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 11:02 PM (ftVQq)

195 >>>*takes away your glazed donut vodka*

1) get raped by a dolphin
B) http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/335/5428/

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:03 PM (e+1S5)

196
There's a lot of ground work that has already been laid to nationalize da pohlice!
Posted by: Hrothgar


Yes, we know, except it invites all too many RuPaul fans.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:03 PM (P55y/)

197 a 'guy' I know scored a Ruger Mini-14
-----------------------------

Details, please.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 11:04 PM (Wvadc)

198 Hadn't heard of Bracken. Some are likening his work to "One Second After" which is one of the best books I've read. I might have to give him a shot read.

Imagine his work on a RP slate for the Hugo. Heads would explode like they were filled with U235

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 11:04 PM (W540W)

199 "According the resident contrarian at Truthaboutguns.com , nothing good can come from a sub- $1000 rifle."



Yup. He's right. Stay away. Don't touch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2015 11:04 PM (EjUZy)

200 According the resident contrarian at Truthaboutguns.com , nothing good can come from a sub- $1000 rifle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:00

Tell that to the white tails & black bears I've harvested

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:05 PM (I8HI7)

201 Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 21, 2015 11:01 PM (zOTsN)

Good observation. I lived in Turkey for awhile. Loved it then.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2015 11:05 PM (08Znv)

202 The UK Green Parties leader is dating a man who is pro-pedophilia and pro-rape:

http://tinyurl.com/oecm9dg
Posted by: The Anti-Gaia Hat

They got my vote.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 21, 2015 11:05 PM (Q/rld)

203 >>>Good games on NBCSN except for the fucking Al Sharpton psas

Yeah, I'm surprised my DTV package gets it. No complaints. Plus, I have this magical ability to go deaf to commercials. Cougar is constantly asking me about this or that commercial that was just on, and I go "huh? I missed it." It's a gift.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:05 PM (e+1S5)

204 B) http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/335/5428/

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:03 PM (e+1S5)



Well, the name is pretty breaking awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 21, 2015 11:05 PM (GEICT)

205 Didn't see that in any of the stories...
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 21, 2015 10:59 PM (0Ew3K)

Look here: http://science.slashdot.org/story/15/04/21/1248205/update-no-personhood-for-chimps-yet

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 21, 2015 11:01 PM (pAlYe)


But species is just a social construct!

http://tinyurl.com/oa4vs8d

Posted by: The Specieist Hat at April 21, 2015 11:06 PM (0Ew3K)

206 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 10:58 PM (5f5bM)

LoL, my kids and I will draw a salary but, given that I've asked my dad to be on the board, there will be *no* abuse of the system.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 11:06 PM (GDulk)

207 90 I'm Batman.......now go pick me some cotton.
Posted by: Batfleck at April 21, 2015 10:39 PM (lKCZC)


LOL

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2015 11:06 PM (kGrwF)

208 And Amazon had better not start selling live chickens to people in Florida, or the ASPCA's sex offender office will be hearing from me.
Posted by: the chicken at April 21, 2015 11:02 PM (kGrwF)


I read that at first as "orifice" and thought it was even funnier...

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 11:06 PM (Gosad)

209 Well, you wouldn't want to be termed a "speciesist".
Posted by: Hrothgar
----------------

'Specist', please.

Posted by: The Dolphins at April 21, 2015 11:06 PM (Wvadc)

210 That three-lobed BURNING EYE!!!!

Posted by: Robert Blake at April 21, 2015 11:06 PM (t//F+)

211 "pro-pAedophilia and pro-rape" FIFY.

Not entirely unknown in the British upper-classes, ey wot. It's just that, now, the upper-classes are Left.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 11:07 PM (W540W)

212 Hey all. I was trying to finish the spreadsheet for the bills and got bored.

Wandered over here to see what was up. My wife has this idiot movie on "Walk of Shame". It's so bad it's good.

I'm LMAO, it's pretty PC incorrect and done in 2014.

Posted by: Farmer at April 21, 2015 11:09 PM (o/90i)

213 198 Hadn't heard of Bracken. Some are likening his work to "One Second After" which is one of the best books I've read. I might have to give him a shot read.

Imagine his work on a RP slate for the Hugo. Heads would explode like they were filled with U235
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 11:04 PM (W540W)



Here you go:

https://westernrifleshooters.wordpress.com/2012/09/11/what-i-saw-at-the-coup/

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 11:09 PM (sdi6R)

214 209 Well, you wouldn't want to be termed a "speciesist".
Posted by: Hrothgar
----------------

'Specist', please.
Posted by: The Dolphins at April 21, 2015 11:06 PM (Wvadc)

Cut it out animal fuckers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:09 PM (I8HI7)

215 Libs are only against pedophiles when the pedophiles are Catholic priests.

Posted by: Iasonas at April 21, 2015 11:09 PM (DU875)

216 >>>According the resident contrarian at Truthaboutguns.com , nothing good can come from a sub- $1000 rifle.

*eyes gun safe*

Well, there is one in there that cost over 1K, but that was a panic buy before MD's latest gun grab went into effect. And naturally, it's at the back of the safe, because I'm lucky to get a 4 inch group at 100 yards with it.

My $120 Mosin gets better than that. Every time.

That reminds me, I gotta finish that C&R paperwork.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:10 PM (e+1S5)

217 So with all that "Safe Space" junk and talk about feeling "unsafe" because someone doesn't agree with you, how the hell to so called feminists justify teaching women to be whiny, pathetic little twats, who will get the vapors if someone tells them that rape culture is a myth?

More people need to tell this crybabies to shut up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2015 11:10 PM (kGrwF)

218 Not entirely unknown in the British upper-classes, ey wot. It's just that, now, the upper-classes are Left.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


I'm somewhat afraid to ask if that insanity was entirely confined to only that side of the pond. Are we going to find out about some insidious thing going on here?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:10 PM (P55y/)

219 We all took an oath. We must see it through.

Posted by: Not Grampa at April 21, 2015 11:10 PM (svetw)

220 QVC headquarters in West Chester, PA was "swatted"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 21, 2015 11:10 PM (e8kgV)

221 Simple really, since the world is at peace, we don't need a military and can focus on perfecting our national utopia. Of course, in a utopia all the laws need to be enforced equally, and this can be done most effectively if we have a national police force protecting the rights granted by the central government to all deserving citizens.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 11:10 PM (ftVQq)

222 I did read "what I saw at the coup" at the time. The man *can* write.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 11:11 PM (W540W)

223 I'm drifting off to sleep at the desk, so I'm calling it a night.

Stay frosty, Horde, and remember: He who
goes to bed with the chickens can expect to get dirty looks from the rooster.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2015 11:11 PM (rJUlF)

224 According the resident contrarian at Truthaboutguns.com , nothing good can come from a sub- $1000 rifle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:00 PM


I think I paid $89 for my (new ChiCom mil-surp) SKS (what I lost in the tragic boating accident years ago).

Iron sights. Bring it, fcuker.

(not you, weft; but you knew that)

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 11:11 PM (KCxzN)

225
Old and busted .308/7.62

New Hotness .300 mag/7mm mag

Posted by: Ash Blendlar at April 21, 2015 11:11 PM (xBLDO)

226 weft cut-loop, it's a not-terribly-hidden secret that Hollywood is paedo paradise.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 11:11 PM (W540W)

227 According the resident contrarian at Truthaboutguns.com , nothing good can come from a sub- $1000 rifle.
------------------------

Is the guy's name 'Moo Moo'?

Posted by: The Dolphins at April 21, 2015 11:12 PM (XmQBO)

228 More people need to tell this crybabies to shut up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2015 11:10 PM

Something tells me, they got time outs growing up and not spankings

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:12 PM (I8HI7)

229 (not you, weft; but you knew that)
Posted by: AltonJackson


I did, Sir, but must I carry your ruck up this next hill, Sir?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:13 PM (P55y/)

230 ------------------------

Is the guy's name 'Moo Moo'?

Posted by: The Dolphins at April 21

He doesn't like guns. But is head over heels for abortions

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:13 PM (I8HI7)

231 >>>Hadn't heard of Bracken. Some are likening his work to "One Second After" which is one of the best books I've read. I might have to give him a shot read.

Read rickl's link at 213. If you like that, he has another free story called When The Music Stopped iirc. And 4 full length novels, one trilogy and a stand alone. The trilogy must be read in order to make sense.

Quality is up there with Brad Thor.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:14 PM (e+1S5)

232 I fear greatly that a civil war will occur in this country--maybe not in my lifetime, but within a generation or two. I don't think a national divorce is possible--simply because of geography. Look at a map of voting patterns. You've got swaths of blue surrounded by red. Chicago, New York, and California would be isolated from another. Even in a red state like Texas, Houston, Dallas, and Austin would essentially be islands surrounded by hostile territory.


Posted by: Mike at April 21, 2015 11:14 PM (5ucHA)

233 Nite CW

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:15 PM (I8HI7)

234 we don't need a military and can focus on perfecting our national utopia.
----------------------

Right! The problem, of course, is that the people are often uncooperative and sadly must be compelled to do as we know is best.

Posted by: Socialist Totalitarians Everywhere at April 21, 2015 11:15 PM (XmQBO)

235
Good evening, good people.

Off and on rain all day, the fishing was excellent this afternoon. I'm already into catch and release.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 21, 2015 11:15 PM (jeCnD)

236 Funny, my T3 cost well under $1K, and the only complaint I've ever seen anybody have is "it's not as good as a Weatherby/Sako", each of which will run you at least twice as much.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 11:15 PM (Gosad)

237 I did, Sir, but must I carry your ruck up this next hill, Sir?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:13 PM


I'll carry yours. Any time.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 11:15 PM (KCxzN)

238 Judge grants legal personhood to 2 chimpanzees

http://tinyurl.com/lusnewq
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 21, 2015 10:49 PM (0Ew3K)


That is NOT a nice way to talk about feminists.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2015 11:16 PM (kGrwF)

239
I always knew Maet was a handsome bastard.

He must be to get this spot.


Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 11:16 PM (MDgS8)

240 Sounds like a good day, irongrampa.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 11:17 PM (Gosad)

241
Hi Carol, My cheri ensnowed

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 21, 2015 11:17 PM (qry2M)

242 >>>Well, the name is pretty breaking awesome.

The beer is awesome too. If you like stouts. But it's freaking spendy out here. Almost double what I paid in Md. There is a small community of craft beer drinkers here. We're multiplying like bunnies, but the demand just isn't to where the stores can get the high volume discounts.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:17 PM (e+1S5)

243 Bracken can indeed write.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 11:17 PM (KCxzN)

244 Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 11:16 PM (MDgS8

Itching for a punishment ONT aren't you?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:18 PM (I8HI7)

245 I fear greatly that a civil war will occur in this country--maybe not in my lifetime, but within a generation or two.

Posted by: Mike


I do as well, but just remember your credit and internet history is as big a target as land was in the previous civil war.

Google and Co. already have your billet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:18 PM (P55y/)

246 "New Hotness .300 mag/7mm mag
"


There's always a caliber tart.




Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2015 11:19 PM (EjUZy)

247 Are you fly-fishing, irongrampa?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 11:20 PM (KCxzN)

248 For you bourbon drinkers, a little justice seems to be looming (trigger warning: Yahoo link).


http://tinyurl.com/kvluf7z

Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2015 11:20 PM (nL0sw)

249
Itching for a punishment ONT aren't you?


We've had enough. Anyone can see that.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 11:21 PM (MDgS8)

250 It was very cool out here in Boston area. I was out in garden 3.5 hours & had to put on Sherpa lined S/S jacket. I didn't go outside until 4 pm.

Posted by: Carol at April 21, 2015 11:21 PM (sj3Ax)

251 Itching for a punishment ONT aren't you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

How many more punishment ONTs do we have to go through until we get to the gang-rape? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jackie at April 21, 2015 11:21 PM (Q/rld)

252 Forty years ago it was "I am woman. Hear me roar!"

Now it's safezones and trigger words.

Madness.

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2015 11:22 PM (MQEz6)

253 Posted by: Jackie at April 21, 2015 11:21 PM (Q/rld)

I denounce myself. I giggled

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:22 PM (I8HI7)

254 Point of order.

I suggest it should be "Spawn of meatball, he who was swaddled in FedEx Next Day Letter envelopes"

Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at April 21, 2015 11:22 PM (X3xYu)

255 According the resident contrarian at Truthaboutguns.com , nothing good can come from a sub- $1000 rifle.>>>

May be true now. But there is not a one of my guns at the bottom of the lake that topped $1000

Posted by: Robinson at April 21, 2015 11:22 PM (5gToQ)

256 Mike Hammer @ 197- some details (but not too many)
Older member of my Sunday School class (Retired AF Chief Master Sergeant) was selling off some of his collection. The Mini-14 is a generation 1 in perfect condition. Ran both .223 and 5.56 through it today and felt a noticeable difference with 5.56 a bit livelier. Both dead on the target. Will be new bedside long gun replacing older 10-22 (which will be traded on new Glock single-stack 9MM. New 10-22 Target model (accurate as a emeffer) goes in the safe. I love happy stories like this.

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2015 11:22 PM (go5uR)

257 Itching for a punishment ONT aren't you?

We've had enough. Anyone can see that.
Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 11:21 PM (MDgS8 )


[starts hooking up the nitrogen tanks]

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 21, 2015 11:22 PM (pAlYe)

258 @ 247

Not yet, Alton. No surface hatches to be seen so far.

Some wet flies, but mostly lures and garden hackle.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 21, 2015 11:23 PM (jeCnD)

259
It was very cool out here in Boston area. I was out in garden 3.5 hours had to put on Sherpa lined S/S jacket. I didn't go outside until 4 pm.



Global Dickening.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 11:23 PM (MDgS8)

260 Pffft.

Maet keeps talking, but....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 21, 2015 11:23 PM (GEICT)

261 250 It was very cool out here in Boston area.
-----

We had snow showers all day long. Nothing stuck but it was miserable

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:23 PM (I8HI7)

262 All right morons, early bed for me. Interview tomorrow for a job with THE group to work for in central Ohio. If I get the gig and prove myself, it's a whole freaking career.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 11:24 PM (Gosad)

263
No Yoko... No peace!!!

Posted by: otho at April 21, 2015 11:24 PM (tBSrv)

264 >>>For you bourbon drinkers, a little justice seems to be looming (trigger warning: Yahoo link).

I'm philosophically a bit conflicted about the death penalty in general, but this, this is just monstrous. Get a rope.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:24 PM (e+1S5)

265 "Funny, my T3 cost well under $1K"


Well under. Mine was $550. It's a Sako w/o the stock and some add-ons.

Sight it in. It will hit anything I want to.


Although the CZ still has it slightly trumped. But it was more expensive.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2015 11:24 PM (EjUZy)

266 I love happy stories like this.
Posted by: Eromero
---------------------

Right time, right place. I only get to hear about these things.

Posted by: Socialist Totalitarians Everywhere at April 21, 2015 11:25 PM (XmQBO)

267 [starts hooking up the nitrogen tanks]
Posted by: Maetenloch


Wait, I know this... You're doing a James Cameron project!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:25 PM (P55y/)

268 232 I fear greatly that a civil war will occur in this country--maybe not in my lifetime, but within a generation or two. I don't think a national divorce is possible--simply because of geography. Look at a map of voting patterns. You've got swaths of blue surrounded by red. Chicago, New York, and California would be isolated from another. Even in a red state like Texas, Houston, Dallas, and Austin would essentially be islands surrounded by hostile territory.


Posted by: Mike at April 21, 2015 11:14 PM (5ucHA)


I knew a civil war was inevitable the minute Obama was elected, for the simple reason that you can't have half of the population trying to ram Communism down the throats of the other half without violence breaking out at some point.

And by "civil war", I don't mean it in the sense of the 1860s, with opposing armies on the battlefield. That was an historical aberration.

A real civil war, as every other country in the world understands it, means neighbors killing neighbors.

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 11:25 PM (sdi6R)

269 Good luck Crank!

Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at April 21, 2015 11:25 PM (X3xYu)

270 Oops. Shedding nasty Socialist sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 11:25 PM (XmQBO)

271 carol

it's still cold?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 11:25 PM (0O7c5)

272 I know the endgame of discarding the rule of law for short-term advantage because I stood in its ruins.
***
This is what liberals want. Obama's mentor believed it was necessary, and right, to kill millions of people for him and his kind to remake society.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2015 11:26 PM (5LOno)

273 I suggest it should be "Spawn of meatball, he who was swaddled in FedEx Next Day Letter envelopes"

Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at April 21, 2015 11:22 PM


...whilst FedEx "Second Day Air" boxes served as shades...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 11:26 PM (KCxzN)

274 Good luck Crank

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:27 PM (I8HI7)

275 Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 11:25 PM (sdi6R)

If do, it would be over and done pretty quickly.

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2015 11:27 PM (MQEz6)

276 It was nice here today in southern Alberta. bright sunshine, temps in high '60s, and a bit of a breeze, sometimes enough to blow away the shielding gas while I was welding outside with a MIG. But I got some good work done nonetheless. Pulled the pin at 7:30 PM.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2015 11:27 PM (HCEgT)

277 Good luck CC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 11:27 PM (XmQBO)

278 "A real civil war, as every other country in the world understands it, means neighbors killing neighbors."

This is a horrifying thought.

Posted by: Mike at April 21, 2015 11:28 PM (5ucHA)

279 100 If only Jeff Goldblum were still alive....

It's sad that we lost Goldblum, Dennis Hopper, and Willie Nelson in just a single week.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 21, 2015 11:28 PM (0RdKg)

280 "That is NOT a nice way to talk about feminists"

Hey hey. Feminists don't toss around disgusting bodily fluids like chimps do.

... oh wait.
http://tinyurl.com/pjex7dx

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 11:28 PM (W540W)

281 Good luck, Crank. Knock 'em dead.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2015 11:28 PM (nL0sw)

282 enough to blow away the shielding gas while I was welding
------------------

I'm going to have to remember that.
"Yeah, it would have been a picture-perfect weld, but..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 11:29 PM (XmQBO)

283 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 21, 2015 11:29 PM (UVfht)

284 I've semi-caught up with the Twits...no Spawn of Meatball news yet

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 11:29 PM (KCxzN)

285 Two more rows of knitting and then I have to call it a night as well. Would be good to wash and hang some yarn before the meeting with the attorney and I'm not a morning person at all.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 11:29 PM (GDulk)

286 Pulled the pin at 7:30 PM.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Wait *WHAT*?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:29 PM (P55y/)

287 It's sad that we lost Goldblum, Dennis Hopper, and Willie Nelson in just a single week.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 21, 2015 11:28 PM (0RdKg)




Wuh? Wuh? B-b-b-but how am I going to get my Willie Weed now?

Posted by: Stoners Everywhere at April 21, 2015 11:30 PM (nL0sw)

288 278 "A real civil war, as every other country in the world understands it, means neighbors killing neighbors."

This is a horrifying thought.
-----------------------------------------------

You don't have your's categorized yet? It's good exercise to walk the neighborhood...

Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at April 21, 2015 11:30 PM (X3xYu)

289
Good Evening, all,
Ready for anything, anything at all.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 21, 2015 11:30 PM (qry2M)

290 Do assless chaps have semicolons?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2015 11:31 PM (kivUY)

291 285
Two more rows of knitting and then I have to call it a night as well.
Would be good to wash and hang some yarn before the meeting with the
attorney and I'm not a morning person at all.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 11:29 PM (GDulk)

good luck tomorrow.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 11:31 PM (0O7c5)

292 The UK Green Parties leader is dating a man who is pro-pedophilia and pro-rape:
***
If you had said 20 years ago that homosexuality would be THE crusade of the left people would have laughed at you...including gay activist liberals.

I would suspect if people don't push back NOW we will be in a similar position in 20 years with pedophilia

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2015 11:31 PM (5LOno)

293 Polliwog- Comic in today's paper, knitting:
http://tinyurl.com/lqrybx

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 11:31 PM (XmQBO)

294 Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 21, 2015 11:24 PM (Gosad)

Good luck.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2015 11:31 PM (kGrwF)

295 >>>It was nice here today in southern Alberta. bright sunshine, temps in high '60s, and a bit of a breeze

Wait, its warmer in freaking Canada then here? Fuck that in particular.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:31 PM (e+1S5)

296 284 I've semi-caught up with the Twits...no Spawn of Meatball news yet

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 11:29 PM (KCxzN)



Water broke, cm count slowly climbing up, got the epidural in, chomping away on ice chips, tired. Hopefully not too much longer.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 21, 2015 11:31 PM (GEICT)

297
It's sad that we lost Goldblum, Dennis Hopper, and Willie Nelson in just a single week.

I'm hanging my flag at half staff.....don't care what they say....

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 11:32 PM (MDgS8)

298 eleven
willie nelson? what are you talking about?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 11:33 PM (0O7c5)

299 "A real civil war, as every other country in the world understands it, means neighbors killing neighbors."
***
So what happens when your neighbor demands you give up your religion, half of your income, and all of your basic rights - and controls the reigns of government completely?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2015 11:33 PM (5LOno)

300 Howdy, ONTers. Today, I discussed rhubarb recipes with my aunt and uncle. We didn't get into the merits of Yoko Ono's work.

The Horse Whipperer, aka that dude what got whomped by 10 deputies in CA, got a $600k settlement from the county.

http://tinyurl.com/k2gce68

Daily Mail link. I'm not sure I'd take $600k to be kicked in the balls like that, let alone the other pain he experienced. They STILL aren't releasing the names of the cops involved nor any charges brought.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 21, 2015 11:34 PM (w0uTa)

301 Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 11:31 PM (0O7c5)

Thanks. I'm nervous but sort of excited too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 11:31 PM (XmQBO)

Lol, thanks for that. I love the Pickles knitting strips but rarely see them since I don't get a paper.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2015 11:34 PM (GDulk)

302 The Fractal Turtles. They never get any closer! I remember running fractint on my roommate's 286 back in the day.

Posted by: Chris M at April 21, 2015 11:34 PM (6RZos)

303
279 100 If only Jeff Goldblum were still alive....

It's sad that we lost Goldblum, Dennis Hopper, and Willie Nelson in just a single week.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 21, 2015 11:28 PM (0RdKg)

They all died doing what they love most.

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2015 11:34 PM (MQEz6)

304 I'd like to believe that Obama's 2008 election was an aberration. You had the perfect storm that worked against the GOP--it's difficult for one party to hold on to the White House for three consecutive terms. Then you had the financial meltdown just six weeks before the election, and, fair or not, the country blamed it on the Republicans.

In 2012....well, I actually think Romney would have made a great president. But he might be the lousiest campaigner ever. He's actually a good and charitable man, but he let himself be painted as out of touch with populace.

2016 will be the real test. It's the Democrats who have the difficult challenge of holding the WH for three consecutive terms. If this country elects Hillary, who everyone, including LIV know is corrupt and a liar, well then, I fear this great nation will have passed the point of no return.


Posted by: Mike at April 21, 2015 11:35 PM (5ucHA)

305 One more drink before bed? I think yes. Note: I make terrible decisions when Cougar isn't around.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:36 PM (e+1S5)

306 Do assless chaps have semicolons?
Posted by: andycanuck


AoSHQ has not settled upon the idea that chaps will necessily expose those who that ambulate without undergarments.

However, those that insist upon no-pants should be willing to find ass-less chaps a windy adventure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:36 PM (P55y/)

307
eleven
willie nelson? what are you talking about?



How does this stuff always come back on me?

Willie Nelson is probably alive and high as I kite, PHX girl.

=)

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 11:36 PM (MDgS8)

308 Water broke, cm count slowly climbing up, got the epidural in, chomping away on ice chips, tired. Hopefully not too much longer.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 21, 2015 11:31 PM


I saw that, BC.

I had a "Mucous plug? I have a recipe for that" joke lined up, but I figured someone would take it too seriously, so I let it go.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 11:36 PM (KCxzN)

309 WHIP_CHA!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:37 PM (P55y/)

310 Wait, its warmer in freaking Canada then here? Fuck that in particular.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:31 PM (e+1S5)

I'll drink to that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:37 PM (I8HI7)

311 "What happens when your neighbor demands you give up your religion, half of your income"

hola.

Posted by: segunda republica espaniola at April 21, 2015 11:37 PM (W540W)

312 2016 will be the real test. It's the Democrats who have the difficult challenge of holding the WH for three consecutive terms. If this country elects Hillary, who everyone, including LIV know is corrupt and a liar, well then, I fear this great nation will have passed the point of no return.
***
The problem here is that if we instead elect a Jeb Bush it really doesn't matter. The country is still done.

We need not only a Republican. Not only a conservative Republican. Not only a conservative Republican who can communicate with the populace. But instead a charismatic conservative fighter. And someone that will fight on issues across the board.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2015 11:37 PM (5LOno)

313 I had a "Mucous plug? I have a recipe for that" joke lined up, but I figured someone would take it too seriously, so I let it go.
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 11:36 PM (KCxzN)

****

Just...damn.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 21, 2015 11:38 PM (XrHO0)

314 I used to think 2008 was an aberration too but I don't think so any longer. There are too many Americans that have fallen for leftists ideas and too many other Americans that are somehow vested in big government. The rest of America is full of people too engrossed in pop culture or whatever to care about politics.

Posted by: Iasonas at April 21, 2015 11:38 PM (DU875)

315 "
One more drink before bed? I think yes"



It's not gonna hurt ya. You'll just sleep a little hardier,. Get up a little more readier.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2015 11:38 PM (EjUZy)

316
Both my rifles--the Garand and the M14 were 1k plus. They are also service grade.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 21, 2015 11:39 PM (jeCnD)

317 How does this stuff always come back on me?
------------

It's all in the delivery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 11:39 PM (XmQBO)

318 "What happens when your neighbor demands you give up your religion, half of your income"

hola.
Posted by: segunda republica espaniola


Yeah, man,

Posted by: Package Night at the local casino at April 21, 2015 11:39 PM (P55y/)

319 Good luck CC. And good luck to us all - that O-care may be repealed, and the accumulated idiocy, theft, and rent-seeking of decades that hang like an anchor around so much medical activity is obliterated (nope, not holding out much hope for any of this).

Of course I completely sympathize with everything Schlichter wrote, and I can't magically see the future, but .....

Given all the factors - history, culture, geography, inertia - I don't see any chance of significant violent conflict along political lines. And I doubt that the state's armed employees have within them much capacity to think and do big things - unionized time-servers and the dynamic they represent more than balance out the Americans in those ranks.

And present day offers not a scintilla of evidence that the nation as a whole just won't roll over and continue "taking it". The growth of state power (often illegitimate, unconstitutional, pernicious, and contrary to all previous American cultural norms) has seen essentially no interruption for 3 generations. The guard rails are gone. The judiciary is a rogue illegitimate authoritarian element of its own. No sign it will be reigned in. Elections (mostly) are irrelevant - a result of institutional rot and the degraded state of the political class.

See no chance of any change in trajectory.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2015 11:39 PM (afQnV)

320 eleven

phew

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 11:39 PM (0O7c5)

321 Damn. Not even midnight yet and already hitting 300 comments.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2015 11:40 PM (Wo9OY)

322
It's all in the delivery.

My delivery sucks. I blame ace.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 11:40 PM (MDgS8)

323
Wait *WHAT*?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:29 PM (P55y/)


Meaning I put my tools away, and closed up the garage, and went inside to eat, and have a rum and coke or two. Sun was low in the sky, and it was becoming cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2015 11:40 PM (HCEgT)

324 Hey everybody.

Okay. Job. First day today. Data entry job, 25 miles away.

Nothing much to report. People were reasonable friendly. I survived. BUT... I did go ahead and take another appointment at another agency for a closer, better-paying job that could be coming down the road. So we'll see.

Thanks yet again to everyone for the good wishes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:41 PM (elbY7)

325 "A real civil war, as every other country in the world understands it, means neighbors killing neighbors."

We're not every other country. I fully expect that when war comes, it'll make WWI look like a schoolyard fight.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 21, 2015 11:41 PM (10ydV)

326 Agree that there's very little difference between the GOP and Democrats.
Jeb was a decent governor, but he's a Bush, and I can't forgive his father for calling Reagan's tax cuts "Voodoo Economics". And then raising taxes when he was president.

Posted by: Mike at April 21, 2015 11:41 PM (5ucHA)

327 I took 4 Benadryl in 2.5 hours. It doesn't help running nose but dries out eyes &'I have to close them.
I'm praying for Mr. & Mrs. CAC. & hope she has fast labor.

I'm praying for Forth Horseman for 100% recovery?

Please pray for Paul, again. Went to ER @ 1:30 with pneumonia again-15th time at very least since 3/30/2013.
Good night & Thank You, Horde!!!!

Posted by: Carol at April 21, 2015 11:41 PM (sj3Ax)

328 Oh, and Ghirardelli now has a *chocolate milk syrup.* Available at Walmart, no less.

Still a bit expensive: while Hershey's is about $2.28 a bottle, G's syrup is almost $4. But it tastes fantastic. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:42 PM (elbY7)

329 >>>It's not gonna hurt ya. You'll just sleep a little hardier,. Get up a little more readier.

Rationalization. This man gets it.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:42 PM (e+1S5)

330
Alright qdpsteve I'ma rootin for ya.
Go Go Go

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 21, 2015 11:42 PM (qry2M)

331 "What happens when your neighbor demands you give up your religion, half of your income"

Have you ever heard of the phrase, "SSS"? (Shoot, Shovel + Shut up)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2015 11:42 PM (Wo9OY)

332 "321
Damn. Not even midnight yet and already hitting 300 comments."



Eh. Slow night.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2015 11:42 PM (EjUZy)

333 nite carol......prayers up for Paul....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 11:43 PM (0O7c5)

334 Thanks yet again to everyone for the good wishes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:41 PM

They continue from here Bud

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:43 PM (I8HI7)

335 Ira, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:43 PM (elbY7)

336 Thanks MH!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:43 PM (elbY7)

337 "Have you ever heard of the phrase, "SSS"? (Shoot, Shovel + Shut up)"




Hell, I'm a deacon.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2015 11:44 PM (EjUZy)

338 From NBC4 News in Los Angeles: the City Council of Carson just voted to build an NFL stadium.

Will be interesting if they get a team there, as the games would literally be less than 10 miles from me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:44 PM (elbY7)

339 Phoenix Girl,
Thank you!!

Posted by: Carol at April 21, 2015 11:45 PM (sj3Ax)

340
Meaning I put my tools away, and closed up the garage, and went inside to eat, and have a rum and coke or two. Sun was low in the sky, and it was becoming cool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Oh, Oh. I thought for a second you were going bush without me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:45 PM (P55y/)

341 337
Hell, I'm a deacon.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2015 11:44 PM (

Where, St. Mattress?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:46 PM (I8HI7)

342
Carol,
Are you really going off to the land of nod?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 21, 2015 11:46 PM (qry2M)

343 If liberals could feel regret, they wouldn't be liberals.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2015 11:47 PM (+4uXG)

344
Will be interesting if they get a team there, as the games would literally be less than 10 miles from me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:44 PM (elbY7)


Does "build it, and they will come" hold for football? Because I seriously doubt that the NFL would put a team in Inuvik, NT, even if they did build a domed stadium.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2015 11:47 PM (HCEgT)

345 "Where, St. Mattress?"




Oh, don't go asking questions. I'll tell no lies.






Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2015 11:48 PM (EjUZy)

346 "What happens when your neighbor demands you give up your religion, half of your income">>>

Well for me I'll wait for the next April 1st for that to happen.

Posted by: Robinson at April 21, 2015 11:48 PM (5gToQ)

347 For Mr and Mrs CAC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDeQU3l-JSg

((congrats, and hope all is well!))

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at April 21, 2015 11:48 PM (rhjQp)

348
I absolutely hate the thought of a civil war. Damn few really understand what it would be like, they're too busy portraying themselves as heroes in John Wayne fashion.

I want our problems solved at the ballot box.

Having said that, if things really DO go pear shaped, then I will ruck up again and become someone's worst nightmare.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 21, 2015 11:49 PM (jeCnD)

349 AOP, what state or province is NT?
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:49 PM (elbY7)

350 I'm getting a little worried...the muffler-less Escort isn't home yet

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 11:49 PM (KCxzN)

351 Don't follow it, but I know that at one point Carson (home of one of the only refineries left in CA, and the regional base for the Goodyear blimp) was trying to lure both the Raiders and the Chargers (I mean BOTH, not one or the other).

WTF? LA goes from no NFL team for decades to two, playing in the same stadium? And, um - Chargers and Raiders? Sharing a "home" field? Interesting concept.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2015 11:50 PM (afQnV)

352 You know what I love about hockey? Just a second ago in the Preds game, the puck was bouncing up in the air behind the net, hit the glass and landed a few feet outside the crease right in front of the goalie.

Preds player comes out of nowhere and clears the puck, robbing the Blackhawks of an easy scoring chance.

First thought: wow, lucky he was there.

Second thought: holy shit, that *wasn't* luck! These guys are freaking athletes!

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:50 PM (e+1S5)

353 I'm getting a little worried...the muffler-less Escort isn't home yet

He was going to come home, but then he got high.

Or arrested for trafficking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 21, 2015 11:50 PM (UVfht)

354 Wait, I suppose NT could be Nunavut in Canada.

Bigger than Texas, less population than Kern County in California.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:50 PM (elbY7)

355 I absolutely hate the thought of a civil war. Damn few really understand what it would be like, they're too busy portraying themselves as heroes in John Wayne fashion.

I want our problems solved at the ballot box.

Having said that, if things really DO go pear shaped, then I will ruck up again and become someone's worst nightmare.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 21, 2015 11:49 PM (jeCnD)

***
I am in the ballots rather than bullets camp, but am prepared as you describe. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 21, 2015 11:51 PM (cIoI4)

356
Carol,
Rosa rubicundior, lilio candidior, omnibus formosior, semper in te glorior

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 21, 2015 11:51 PM (qry2M)

357 "I'm getting a little worried...the muffler-less Escort isn't home yet"




Poor girl.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2015 11:51 PM (EjUZy)

358 Oh, Oh. I thought for a second you were going bush without me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 11:45 PM (P55y/)


Going bush? Hell, I have been gone for 17 years, come June. Seventeen years since I moved out of rented digs in Calgary, and bought a little home out here on the (not so) bald prairie. I guess I haven't regretted it one minute.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2015 11:51 PM (HCEgT)

359
I want our problems solved at the ballot box.
***
Interestingly, part of the problem is that currently the left believes they can do basically anything and not get called on it.

So why on earth would they let you change course at the ballot box?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2015 11:51 PM (5LOno)

360 If liberals could feel regret, they wouldn't be liberals.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
----------------

Inside Every Liberal Is A Totalitarian Screaming to Get Out.

Posted by: FrontPage Magazine at April 21, 2015 11:52 PM (XmQBO)

361 This means that the Saudis will be sending ground forces into Yemen soon.

Saudi king mobilises National Guard for Yemen operations

http://tinyurl.com/opwawqp

Posted by: Thrawn at April 21, 2015 11:52 PM (wZ2hu)

362 I'm flattered, Maet. Thanks!

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 21, 2015 11:52 PM (S8V5R)

363 Re the Civil War concept:

Even a lot of libs are frankly on board with the "two Americas" concept. Jeffrey Wells of Hollywood Elsewhere, who pretty much hates conservatives and midwesterners, has embraced the idea at his blog. Even said he'd accept free travel for both populations across the border.

The tricky part, of course, would be setting the border, as the truth is that many states (including CA) are both deep red and deep blue in varying regions.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:53 PM (elbY7)

364 I'm getting a little worried...the muffler-less Escort isn't home yet
--------------------------

Maybe the floor finally rusted through.

Posted by: FrontPage Magazine at April 21, 2015 11:53 PM (XmQBO)

365 Irongrampa, obviously I'd love to have you as a neighbor - and not just if the SHTF!

But seriously, I don't see anything close to a civil war in prospect. However a continued national degradation is very likely, and elections will have little impact, as they have for some time.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2015 11:54 PM (afQnV)

366 This means that the Saudis will be sending ground forces into Yemen soon.

Saudi king mobilises National Guard for Yemen operations


About time they stepped up.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 11:54 PM (KCxzN)

367 My bad. I used NT, instead of "Northwest Territories", which is now Nunavut, anyway. Old habits die hard. I've never been to Inuvik, although you can drive there, via the Dempster Highway. But I have been to Iqaluit, the capital of Nunavut, on Baffin Island (formerly Frobisher Bay), and I can tell you in no uncertain terms, it's a dump.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2015 11:55 PM (HCEgT)

368 I saw Mucus Plug open for muffler-less Escort at Bloody Show '84

Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at April 21, 2015 11:55 PM (X3xYu)

369 359
I want our problems solved at the ballot box.
***
Interestingly, part of the problem is that currently the left believes they can do basically anything and not get called on it.

So why on earth would they let you change course at the ballot box?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2015 11:51 PM (5LOno)

I see local and state elections being important. The fedEral elections? Not so much. The power structure for both parties don't want up comers let alone reformers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:55 PM (I8HI7)

370
Carol,
http://tinyurl.com/mje9wom

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 21, 2015 11:55 PM (qry2M)

371 The modern feminist displays the worst traits of men, women and children.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2015 11:55 PM (+4uXG)

372 "
AOP, what state or province is NT?
"


I ain't no Socialist Canadian but I think he means the Northeast territory team.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 21, 2015 11:55 PM (EjUZy)

373 The Saudis are finally openly working with the Israelis too.

Dang, Obama *told* us he's transform the ME... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:55 PM (elbY7)

374 >>>I absolutely hate the thought of a civil war. Damn few really understand what it would be like, they're too busy portraying themselves as heroes in John Wayne fashion.
I want our problems solved at the ballot box.
Having said that, if things really DO go pear shaped, then I will ruck up again and become someone's worst nightmare.


I have nothing to add, I just feel like this should be posted again. IG, you are consistently one of the best, most thoughtfulest commenters here.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 11:55 PM (e+1S5)

375 Saudis sending ground troops worries me. If they lose, or take heavy casualties, I don't know if the Kingdom will be able to survive.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 21, 2015 11:55 PM (10ydV)

376 But seriously, I don't see anything close to a civil war in prospect. However a continued national degradation is very likely, and elections will have little impact, as they have for some time.

Posted by: rhomboid
---------------------

The British model.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 11:55 PM (XmQBO)

377 I'd thought the Sauds had given up when they stopped their air campaign.

I am not a military historian. But... if you have air power and land power, aren't you supposed to be using the two in concert?

This move smells like the Sauds have shot their wad in their air campaign, and are now desperately trying to occupy territory before the Iranians annex the place

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 11:56 PM (W540W)

378 Ricardo, ah. Thanks.

If we do finally get "two Americas," I think both will have to set up borders that are *non-contiguous.* So in effect they'll be West Jesusland and East Jesusland, plus North Libtardia and South Libtardia.

Something like that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:57 PM (elbY7)

379 Colorado: no worries.

When the Saudis can't fight, they bribe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:58 PM (elbY7)

380 I saw Mucus Plug open for muffler-less Escort at Bloody Show '84

Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at April 21, 2015 11:55 PM


You were there? Dude, I was in like the third or seventh row...my ears rang for like a week

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2015 11:58 PM (KCxzN)

381 Water broke half an hour ago.
Posted by: Y-not at April 21, 2015 10:20 PM (9BRsg)


After six beers mine breaks every half hour too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 21, 2015 11:58 PM (NaeCR)

382 361
This means that the Saudis will be sending ground forces into Yemen soon.

Good. The Houthis are cut off and surrounded on every side. They have no means of resupply. The only way the Iranians can win here is if Saudi Arabia loses its nerve. I think that this United Arab Force might be a dry run for destroying Assad's air force (which will doom him) and possibly even a direct attack on Iran.

Posted by: Naes at April 21, 2015 11:58 PM (YhayY)

383 375 Saudis sending ground troops worries me. If they lose, or take heavy casualties, I don't know if the Kingdom will be able to survive.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 21, 2015 11:55 PM (10ydV)

Well, they can count on Obama to help them.


Oh yeah, sarcasm dripping

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 11:58 PM (I8HI7)

384
Let's 'light up their lives" if they refuse to let us board 'em

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 21, 2015 11:58 PM (qry2M)

385 When the Saudis can't fight, they bribe.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2015 11:58 PM (elbY7)


That may not work with ISIS threatening from the north and Iran threatening from the south.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 21, 2015 11:59 PM (10ydV)

386 Colorado Alex - don't forget that al-Q has already taken over a large part of Yemen's southern coast

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 12:00 AM (W540W)

387 And now it's time for qdpsteve's nightly Trivia Question for the Horde:

What exactly are (or were) the "Seven Seas"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:00 AM (elbY7)

388 Saudis sending ground troops worries me. If they lose, or take heavy casualties, I don't know if the Kingdom will be able to survive.
Posted by: Colorado Alex


Screwball toss; the guys directing those troops are Xe/Blackwater operators.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 12:00 AM (P55y/)

389 I still can't help thinking that it's a SNL skit
every time I see a picture of Harf. Interesting that the reporter felt
free to do to Harf what the MFM decried in Luap Nard.

Posted by: at April 21, 2015 10:28 PM (GDulk)

Same here: Harf == SNL skit

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 22, 2015 12:01 AM (NaeCR)

390 I too would prefer not to have to get my drinking water from a dirty shell hole, but I'm prepared to do so just in case.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 22, 2015 12:02 AM (Wo9OY)

391 Good night Morons
Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2015 12:02 AM (I8HI7)

392 "I still can't help thinking that it's a SNL skit

every time I see a picture of Harf. Interesting that the reporter felt

free to do to Harf what the MFM decried in Luap Nard.



Posted by: at April 21, 2015 10:28 PM (GDulk)

Same here: Harf == SNL skit


Posted by: Burnt Toast"

I tweeted that exact same thing a couple of months ago.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 22, 2015 12:03 AM (Wo9OY)

393 6
In sports news today, I see my beloved Mississippi State Bulldogs have
decided to improve the Women's Basketball Program by signing a new
center. A 6'7" Center. That's one tall lady.

Formerly "Bob." Damn Title IX

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 22, 2015 12:03 AM (XO6WW)

394 OK, second mistake on my part. Inuvik is in the Northwest Territories, which is basically the Western Arctic. It used to be abbreviated NWT, but it is now NT. Nunavut is the eastern Arctic, excluding northern Quebec and Labrador.


Yukon is basically a wedge jammed in between NT, British Columbia, and Alaska. It has a short stretch of Arctic ocean coastline.


Map here:


http://mapsof.net/map/canada-provinces-and-territories-map

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:03 AM (HCEgT)

395 388
Saudis sending ground troops worries me. If they lose, or take heavy
casualties, I don't know if the Kingdom will be able to survive.

Posted by: Colorado Alex



Screwball toss; the guys directing those troops are Xe/Blackwater operators.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 12:00 AM (P55y/)


That does make things more interesting....is there a source on that?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 12:04 AM (T1005)

396 Mike H., if you mean the UK's decline since WWII, yep.

Re the peninsula, recall that Yemen's borders with the Kingdom haven't always been so, um, firm and clear, and the Saudis historically viewed Yemen as one that got away (along with the UAE, formerly the Trucial States, the "truce" involving British guarantees of sovereignty so that they weren't swallowed up in the Kingdom). And the tribal connections of course have always been extensive.

Interesting times in the region. Not sure the US will *ever* really be able to restore its credibility. Not just the jaw-dropping disastrous idiocy of the Iraq pull-out, the Cairo speech, the Syrian debacle, etc. There is no longer a serious electorate in the US. And a large segment of what hitherto made up the solid coalition for neccessary action overseas is now firmly rooted in cartoon fantasy land, where punitive strikes and other unserious actions are imagined adequate for shaping outcomes and protecting interests.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2015 12:04 AM (afQnV)

397 What exactly are (or were) the "Seven Seas"?

Atlantic Ocean, Pacific Ocean, Arctic Ocean, Mediterranean Sea, Caribbean Sea, Indian Ocean, North Sea?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:04 AM (UVfht)

398 Blanco, hmm. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:05 AM (elbY7)

399 Saudis sending ground troops worries me. If they lose, or take heavy casualties, I don't know if the Kingdom will be able to survive.

Thought they always hired foreigners for physical labor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 22, 2015 12:05 AM (W5DcG)

400
Talk about worry, if the blackwater 'folks' are xe Aieee!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 22, 2015 12:06 AM (qry2M)

401 Here's the tweet in question:

https://twitter.com/Boycottchina1/status/568105614615977984

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 22, 2015 12:06 AM (Wo9OY)

402 Blanco, hmm. ;-)

What?? I was Army.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:07 AM (UVfht)

403 What exactly are (or were) the "Seven Seas"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:00 AM (elbY7)


Trick question. The Seven Seas is a floating seafood restaurant built aboard an old ferry boat moored at the south foot of Lonsdale Avenue in North Vancouver, BC. Pretty swank place to eat, too. At least it was back in the day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:07 AM (HCEgT)

404 still no news of Spawn of Meatball on the Twits

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2015 12:07 AM (KCxzN)

405 AOP, or a salad dressing brand. ;-)

I think Blanco got it though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:07 AM (elbY7)

406 I wonder if the Roosevelt will participate if needed.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 22, 2015 12:08 AM (QRz0C)

407 Speaking of salad dressing, there really *is* a Ken's Steak House in Massachusetts. Bet they wish they hadn't sold away the rights to their name for the dressings.

Interesting though, their Yelp reviews are *very* mixed. But then it's been open since I think the 1930s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:09 AM (elbY7)

408 My bad. I used NT, instead of "Northwest Territories", which is now Nunavut, anyway. Old habits die hard. I've never been to Inuvik, although you can drive there, via the Dempster Highway. But I have been to Iqaluit, the capital of Nunavut, on Baffin Island (formerly Frobisher Bay), and I can tell you in no uncertain terms, it's a dump.

I spent 3 years in Inuvik early 70's after leaving the RCAF. That was well pre-Dempster ... 17 miles of road in town and out to the airport. It was pretty well a dump too, except maybe the Navy housing ...

Posted by: WingNut at April 22, 2015 12:09 AM (o8kMk)

409 406 I wonder if the Roosevelt will participate if needed.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 22, 2015 12:08 AM (QRz0C)
Depends on the line of command donnit?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 22, 2015 12:09 AM (qry2M)

410 AOP, sounds like a nice place to eat. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:10 AM (elbY7)

411 What was the thing a few years back that Historic
Worst said about having a national civilian security force just as
strong as the military?

Posted by: Iasonas at April 21, 2015 10:53 PM (DU875)



... not to build a civilian security force, but to reduce the military to below pre-WWII levels.

That sure was easy, wasn't it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 22, 2015 12:10 AM (NaeCR)

412 I think Blanco got it though.

I just looked it up. I got it wrong.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:11 AM (UVfht)

413 "Depends on the line of command donnit?"

Yeah. It's hard for me to imagine Obama authorizing action against his buds in Iran.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 22, 2015 12:11 AM (QRz0C)

414 Well Blanco, thankfully the HR team at Horde HQ is outsourced to the same people that the White House uses.

I.e., no one ever gets fired. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:12 AM (elbY7)

415 Trick question. The Seven Seas is a floating seafood restaurant built aboard an old ferry boat moored at the south foot of Lonsdale Avenue in North Vancouver, BC. Pretty swank place to eat, too. At least it was back in the day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:07 AM


Bullshit.

the "Seven Seas" was a beach-front shrimp shack in Texas City, Texas, back in the day

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2015 12:12 AM (KCxzN)

416 @406


>I wonder of the Roosevelt will participate if needed?<

Um, no. She could easily tip the scales in favor of the Saudis.

That wouldn't fit the narrative.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2015 12:12 AM (jeCnD)

417
What is the end game, liberals? Do you expect these people you despise to just take it? Do you think they'll just shrug their shoulders

First of all, this guy is a dope for still calling these totalitarians liberals. Second, the answer to his questions is: Yes.

People will continue taking it up the ass because People don't know any better. The few of us who know what's going on are powerless to do a goddam thing. That's the reality.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 22, 2015 12:12 AM (rYGv1)

418 'Night all.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 22, 2015 12:13 AM (Wo9OY)

419 I.e., no one ever gets fired. ;-)

Well, that's good. Keeps the kiln from smelling like burned pork.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:13 AM (UVfht)

420
Trick question. The Seven Seas is a floating seafood restaurant built aboard an old ferry boat moored at the south foot of Lonsdale Avenue in North Vancouver, BC. Pretty swank place to eat, too. At least it was back in the day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:07 AM

Bullshit.

the "Seven Seas" was a beach-front shrimp shack in Texas City, Texas, back in the day



Bullshit.

Seven Seas is a line of bottled salad dressings.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 22, 2015 12:13 AM (rYGv1)

421 I think a lot about how liberals, especially those who boo God,

Your God is stupid and I have lots more money than he does.

Posted by: Mau Mau at April 22, 2015 12:14 AM (W5DcG)

422
Heh, I just watched Doctor Strangelove last night.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 12:14 AM (qry2M)

423 I spent 3 years in Inuvik early 70's after leaving the RCAF. That was well pre-Dempster ... 17 miles of road in town and out to the airport. It was pretty well a dump too, except maybe the Navy housing ...
Posted by: WingNut


Sounds like a cold war thing. Must'av changed cold war gear a few times.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 12:14 AM (P55y/)

424 "You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!"
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:16 AM (elbY7)

425 Seven Seas is a line of bottled salad dressings.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 22, 2015 12:13 AM


& a dessert topping...

& a floor wax...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2015 12:16 AM (KCxzN)

426 Sounds like a cold war thing. Must'av changed cold war gear a few times.

yeah, Inuvik was 60 miles inland but a naval base, Responsible for most of the DEW Line

Posted by: WingNut at April 22, 2015 12:16 AM (o8kMk)

427 424 "You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!"
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:16 AM (elbY7)

I had to laugh.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 12:17 AM (qry2M)

428 Same here: Harf == SNL skit
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 22, 2015 12:01 AM (NaeCR)
*********
Except Harf is Funny.... All. The. Time. SNL is never funny. SNL tries to be funny but is not
Harf tries to be serious but is not

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 22, 2015 12:17 AM (fLKzW)

429 Atlantic Ocean, Pacific Ocean, Arctic Ocean, Mediterranean Sea, Caribbean Sea, Indian Ocean, North Sea?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:04 AM

IIRC, it was originally a bunch of the "lesser" seas that were around the mediterranean area through to the east, via the Indian ocean. Including the Caspian, Black(?) seas, the Aegean, some straits etc and the China sea (depending on who you asked and what period of history etc). It was more a local thing, for the ancient states in the med/mid east/far east sort of thing.

Posted by: otho at April 22, 2015 12:17 AM (tBSrv)

430 Time for the old folk. Need to do equipment maintenance tomorrow.



Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2015 12:18 AM (jeCnD)

431
What are you gonna do when the government slaps a lien on your property for not paying your carbon tax?

What are you gonna do when government garnishes your wages for not paying attending mandatory voluntary civil service?

You gonna whip out your AR-15 and march down to city hall?? No. You will do nothing except pay The Man.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 22, 2015 12:18 AM (rYGv1)

432 yeah, Inuvik was 60 miles inland but a naval base, Responsible for most of the DEW Line
Posted by: WingNut


I'd shake your hand but i know it's an icicle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 12:19 AM (P55y/)

433 "You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!"

Classic line. What should become our new motto.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2015 12:19 AM (KCxzN)

434 What are you gonna do when the government slaps a lien on your property for not paying your carbon tax?

What are you gonna do when government garnishes your wages for not paying attending mandatory voluntary civil service?

You gonna whip out your AR-15 and march down to city hall?? No. You will do nothing except pay The Man.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 22, 2015 12:18 AM (rYGv1)


Or freezes your bank accounts?

Or takes your children from you?

Or does an eminent domain dance with your house and sells it to someone else?

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 22, 2015 12:20 AM (0Ew3K)

435 Depressed fertile chicks are easy


Heh!!

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 22, 2015 12:21 AM (AjPk1)

436 g'night, irongrampa

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2015 12:21 AM (KCxzN)

437 Interesting though, their Yelp reviews are *very* mixed. But then it's been open since I think the 1930s.
***
I ate there once years ago on a trip through MA. It wasn't very good.

Except the side salad.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2015 12:21 AM (5LOno)

438 397
What exactly are (or were) the "Seven Seas"?

Atlantic Ocean, Pacific Ocean, Arctic Ocean, Mediterranean Sea, Caribbean Sea, Indian Ocean, North Sea?


Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:04 AM (UVfht)


Considering how old the expression is, I would think it more likely to be the Caspian, Black, Mediterranean, Red, North, and Baltic -- with two additional contenders to be added later.

Incidentally -- and I just know I'm going to hear about this from Chi later -- I was invited to do a geography presentation on seas in Junior High. I didn't even make it out of the Mediterranean before the teacher called "time" on me -- there are the Ligurian, Tyrrhenean, Ionian, Aegean, Adriatic, Alboran, Balearic, Myrtoan, Levantine, Libyan, and Thracian Seas.....as well as the Seas of Sicily, Crete, Sardinia and Marmara.....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 12:21 AM (T1005)

439
So, What is the consensus on boatloads of Moose-limbs sailing off into the heart of Europe?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 12:22 AM (qry2M)

440 Interesting though, their Yelp reviews are *very* mixed. But then it's been open since I think the 1930s.
Posted by: qdpsteve
------------
I recall a sign on a restaurant out on Long Island:
"Our Family has been serving fine food here for 333 years"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2015 12:22 AM (XmQBO)

441 Hey, any of you guys have anything that I can drink?

Posted by: The Tree of Liberty at April 22, 2015 12:23 AM (ZbCKc)

442 So, What is the consensus on boatloads of Moose-limbs sailing off into the heart of Europe?

Fire torpedoes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:23 AM (UVfht)

443
Yeah, Hat, government has myriad ways of screwing you over. This isn't the 18th century anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 22, 2015 12:23 AM (rYGv1)

444 Mike, musta been a Native American family that Andy Jackson couldn't finish off. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:24 AM (elbY7)

445 I recall a sign on a restaurant out on Long Island:
"Our Family has been serving fine food here for 333 years"

---------

It must be cat food.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2015 12:24 AM (ZbCKc)

446
You gonna whip out your AR-15 and march down to city hall?? No. You will do nothing except pay The Man.
***
I think this is why a lot of our future fate will depend on a governor from at least one large state telling the feds to fuck off.

I was hoping Perry or Abbott would be that man but it appears neither is quite that brave.

If individuals try to resist the ever encroaching leviathan it will destroy them with its police and paramilitary resources.

If something on the order of a state resists the federal government things become a lot more interesting.

Will the modern Army go to war with the Texas National Guard if the latter refuses a edict from the President? Even now I think the answer is no.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2015 12:25 AM (5LOno)

447 OK, I'm out

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2015 12:25 AM (KCxzN)

448
We allowed this central government to slowly become a behemoth, far worse than any of the Founders dreaded. And now all we can do is hope it collapses soon.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 22, 2015 12:25 AM (rYGv1)

449 You gonna whip out your AR-15 and march down to city hall?? No. You will do nothing except pay The Man.

American Jizya

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 22, 2015 12:25 AM (W5DcG)

450 What are you gonna do when the government slaps a lien on your property for not paying your carbon tax?

What are you gonna do when government garnishes your wages for not paying attending mandatory voluntary civil service?

You gonna whip out your AR-15 and march down to city hall?? No. You will do nothing except pay The Man.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. --


Hey, dumb-dumb, this isn't the Preppers-R-US forum.

Your pissing up the wrong tree.

I'd ask 'why the wrong anger,' but I really don't care.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 12:25 AM (P55y/)

451 Harf tries to be serious but is not

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 22, 2015 12:17 AM (fLKzW)

SNL used to do the PBS / Talk Radio Ladies.THAT is Harf.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 22, 2015 12:26 AM (NaeCR)

452 http://www.vancouverneon.com/page_q/7seas.htm


I guess the Seven Seas in North Vancouver is dead and gone. That website has some fascinating photos of the neon signs that graced Vancouver during my youth there. All those hotels with their neon signs? Been drunk in most of them. And survived.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:26 AM (HCEgT)

453 If individuals try to resist the ever encroaching leviathan it will destroy them with its police and paramilitary resources.
------------

See: Wisconsin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2015 12:26 AM (XmQBO)

454 Considering how old the expression is, I would think it more likely to be the Caspian, Black, Mediterranean, Red, North, and Baltic -- with two additional contenders to be added later.Incidentally -- and I just know I'm going to hear about this from Chi later -- I was invited to do a geography presentation on seas in Junior High. I didn't even make it out of the Mediterranean before the teacher called "time" on me -- there are the Ligurian, Tyrrhenean, Ionian, Aegean, Adriatic, Alboran, Balearic, Myrtoan, Levantine, Libyan, and Thracian Seas.....as well as the Seas of Sicily, Crete, Sardinia and Marmara.....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 12:21 AM

Pretyy much, yeah. Except, I seem to recall that places like the Baltic, North seas etc didn't factor into it. Those seas weren't ventured into much, if at all and were far flung cryptic areas. Even the Atlantic didn't seem to count... maybe coz it was (back then) a vast emptiness that went nowhere, sort of thing.

Posted by: otho at April 22, 2015 12:26 AM (tBSrv)

455 Once again, Amy Alkon is on fire. ;-)

"Shockingly, Miss Millennial,The Workplace Is About Work And Not Your Need To Wear Outfits That Show Your Sexy Originality"

http://tinyurl.com/ly6h3ka

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:26 AM (elbY7)

456 So, What is the consensus on boatloads of Moose-limbs sailing off into the heart of Europe?
***
We should quarantine the Islamic world. Much like an epidemic, allowing them to immigrate to Europe will only spread the infection.

Of course Europe is already experiencing a socialist pandemic so it is rather pointless to try and save them from this new infection I suppose.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2015 12:26 AM (5LOno)

457 Obama says the US has sent "very direct" messages to Iran not to arm the Houthis.

http://tinyurl.com/n4yxdcp

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 22, 2015 12:27 AM (QRz0C)

458 Sooth, meds, meds now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 12:28 AM (P55y/)

459 Sooth, meds, meds now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 12:28 AM (P55y/)

460 Kurt Schlichter: Why Liberals May Regret Their New Rules


You know I've tried to drop some hints at work to this guy who I like but is very leftist but thinks he's moderate. Black dude and is big on "my people" collectivist thinking. I basically say what this article says is the end result of his beliefs. Hell hath no fury than unintended consequences scorned.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 22, 2015 12:28 AM (AjPk1)

461 I'm sorry to have brought up the subject of civil war. It's not something I would want.

Hopefully this generation will wake up and change their minds about what's really important in this country. It's not about whether or not to call a transgender 'Mr.' or 'Ms.' It's about the very real possibility of losing freedoms previously taken for granted.

Posted by: Mike at April 22, 2015 12:30 AM (5ucHA)

462 There's always the Sargasso Sea.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 22, 2015 12:30 AM (W5DcG)

463 454
Considering how old the expression is, I would think it more likely to
be the Caspian, Black, Mediterranean, Red, North, and Baltic -- with two
additional contenders to be added later.Incidentally -- and I just know
I'm going to hear about this from Chi later -- I was invited to do a
geography presentation on seas in Junior High. I didn't even make it out
of the Mediterranean before the teacher called "time" on me -- there
are the Ligurian, Tyrrhenean, Ionian, Aegean, Adriatic, Alboran,
Balearic, Myrtoan, Levantine, Libyan, and Thracian Seas.....as well as
the Seas of Sicily, Crete, Sardinia and Marmara.....



Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 12:21 AM



Pretyy much, yeah. Except, I seem to recall that places like the
Baltic, North seas etc didn't factor into it. Those seas weren't
ventured into much, if at all and were far flung cryptic areas. Even the
Atlantic didn't seem to count... maybe coz it was (back then) a vast
emptiness that went nowhere, sort of thing.

Posted by: otho at April 22, 2015 12:26 AM (tBSrv)


The Atlantic and Indian Oceans were oceans, not seas. My guess is that the difference is whether you could go completely around their boundaries.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 12:30 AM (T1005)

464 There's always the Sargasso Sea.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 22, 2015 12:30 AM (W5DcG)


Is that upstream or downstream from the Slough of Despond? I can never remember.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:31 AM (HCEgT)

465 My bad. I used NT, instead of "Northwest Territories", which is now Nunavut, anyway

Only part of it. The NWT still exists and is still twice the site of Yukon IIRC.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 12:31 AM (AVEe1)

466 AOP, always sad to see a classic local restaurant go away.

According to a reliable source -- my Mom -- the very first restaurant I ever ate in, at the age of about a month, was a Mexican restaurant called El Patio, on Atlantic Avenue in Long Beach. My Mom loved the place.

Years later (by the 1990s), I finally figured out why. It was a nice place... but by far, the blandest Mexican food I ever tasted. And it was getting its business taken away more and more by newer Mexican places, and even fast food joints, that were serving ever-newer, more exciting, "authentic," spicier fare.

It was downright sad when El Patio finally went away around 2006. Their own customer base actually and simply became too sophisticated for it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:32 AM (elbY7)

467 Late to the thread, I had to bowl tonight, not a bad series, 664, so 221 average.
About the Saudi army, I know little about their ground troops. I remember during the first Gulf War, that Arab troops were allowed first into Kuwait, even though American troops had done all the heavy lifting.
Again, and I'm only talking from what I've heard, young Saudi men get a stipend from the government due to oil money, many don't have to work all that hard to have a living. You may wind up with a force that all have an entitlement mentality that when shit gets real, they turn tail and run. I don't know. They are going up against a force that is already battle tested and is willing to die for the cause.
Sending the Saudi troops against Iranian backed troops may be a disaster for the Kingdom. Iranian troops are well trained and well tested.
Just my two cents.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 12:33 AM (9iR5/)

468 Greek literature (which is where the phrase entered Western literature), the Seven Seas were the Aegean, Adriatic, Mediterranean, Black, Red, and Caspian seas, with the Persian Gulf thrown in as a "sea."

In Medieval European literature, the phrase referred to the North Sea, Baltic, Atlantic, Mediterranean, Black, Red, and Arabian seas.

Posted by: Anonymous Former Commenter at April 22, 2015 12:33 AM (DTQCD)

469 457
Obama says the US has sent "very direct" messages to Iran not to arm the Houthis.



http://tinyurl.com/n4yxdcp

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 22, 2015 12:27 AM (QRz0C)


Yeah, like anything that issues from that pathological liar's pie-hole is worth a roadkill dingo's fetid kidney.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 12:34 AM (T1005)

470 Black dude and is big on "my people" collectivist
thinking. I basically say what this article says is the end result of
his beliefs. Hell hath no fury than unintended consequences scorned.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 22, 2015 12:28 AM (AjPk1)

Ask him why nominally Democrat institutions such as aryans, Duke, Klukkers, new naizis, etc endorsed Obama... it involves some internet dumpster diving and heavy showering... They really liked Obama's racial-socialist bent.For precedence.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 22, 2015 12:35 AM (NaeCR)

471 Years later (by the 1990s), I finally figured out
why. It was a nice place... but by far, the blandest Mexican food I ever
tasted. And it was getting its business taken away more and more by
newer Mexican places, and even fast food joints, that were serving
ever-newer, more exciting, "authentic," spicier fare.



It was downright sad when El Patio finally went away around 2006.
Their own customer base actually and simply became too sophisticated for
it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:32 AM (elbY7)


And you know, the bland, non-spicy, stuff was probably more "authentic" in that it better represented what the average Mexican eats at home everyday.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:35 AM (HCEgT)

472 7 seas has changed over time: The term "Seven Seas" appears as early as 2300 BC in Hymn 8 of the Sumerian Enheduanna to the goddess Inanna. The Mesopotamians were the first in the history of astronomy to keep records of the observed 7 moving objects in the heavens - the 7 Classical Planets/Seven Heavens - and they made this connection to their 7 Seas

The Medieval concept of the Seven Seas has its origins in Greece and Rome. In Medieval European literature, the Seven Seas referred to the following seas:
the Adriatic Sea,
the Mediterranean Sea, including its marginal seas, notably the Aegean Sea.
the Black Sea ,
the Caspian Sea,
the Persian Gulf ,
the Arabian Sea (which is part of the Indian Ocean),
the Red Sea, including the closed Dead Sea and the Sea of Galilee

Posted by: Naes at April 22, 2015 12:35 AM (YhayY)

473 Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 12:33 AM (9iR5/)

I think everyone has doubts about the effectiveness of Saudi ground troops. They could get waxed.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 22, 2015 12:36 AM (QRz0C)

474 AOP, true. Remember a few years ago when Taco Bell actually tried opening up locations in *Mexico*?

They got laughed right out of the country.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:36 AM (elbY7)

475 The Atlantic and Indian Oceans were oceans, not seas. My guess is that the difference is whether you could go completely around their boundaries.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 12:30 AM

Probably correct on that. Though my, admittedly hazy memory, is that they (generally speaking) didn't view them as different things, sort of... just bigger seas. I seem to recall the Indian counted, as it was part of relatively regular trade routes and whatnot. But, that might have been added later, as well and wasn't part of the more ancient group, which was pretty much restricted to the med and it's immediate surrounds?

Posted by: otho at April 22, 2015 12:37 AM (tBSrv)

476 but by far, the blandest Mexican food I ever

tasted


Come to AZ and experience Garcia's Restaurants. It will be like old times.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:37 AM (UVfht)

477
I'd ask 'why the wrong anger,' but I really don't care.

And I'd try to simplify my points because it's obvious you completely missed them, but I really don't care.

Do me a favor and skip my comments from now on and never respond to me again.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 22, 2015 12:38 AM (rYGv1)

478 464
There's always the Sargasso Sea.






Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 22, 2015 12:30 AM (W5DcG)


Is that upstream or downstream from the Slough of Despond? I can never remember.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:31 AM (HCEgT)

I think that the Slough of Despond is the means which Lake Lachrymose drains to the sea.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 12:38 AM (T1005)

479 Blanco, bland stuff at Garcia's eh? ;-)

Still, I'm okay with there being places like that. Some people prefer mild. I'm just not one of them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:39 AM (elbY7)

480 468
Greek literature (which is where the phrase entered Western
literature), the Seven Seas were the Aegean, Adriatic, Mediterranean,
Black, Red, and Caspian seas, with the Persian Gulf thrown in as a
"sea."



In Medieval European literature, the phrase referred to the North
Sea, Baltic, Atlantic, Mediterranean, Black, Red, and Arabian seas.

Posted by: Anonymous Former Commenter at April 22, 2015 12:33 AM (DTQCD)


Well, there goes the fun of bullshitting about it.....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 12:40 AM (T1005)

481
I understand 2000 Jarheads are on some of the ships off Yemen.
So,
http://tinyurl.com/lbbche4

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 12:40 AM (qry2M)

482 For the ancients, and right through the Middle Ages, the Indian and Atlantic oceans could have been regarded as "seas" because you could have trade routes on them that rarely, if ever, passed out sight of land.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:40 AM (HCEgT)

483 Catcall video guy is hilarious.

Posted by: flounder at April 22, 2015 12:40 AM (ecDRv)

484 So do the Asians have their own "seven seas"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 22, 2015 12:41 AM (W5DcG)

485 aspeaking of Google, they're observing Erfday. The best holiday ever celebrated by the grassroots, if by grassroots you mean Democratic Congressmen

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 22, 2015 12:42 AM (AVEe1)

486 Blanco, bland stuff at Garcia's eh? ;-)



Still, I'm okay with there being places like that. Some people prefer mild. I'm just not one of them.


I asked for the hot salsa, they said I already had it.

I stick to places that have roots in New Mexico now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:42 AM (UVfht)

487 Heh, Cooth. That was funny on a couple of levels.

Is this where I ask you what time it is?

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 22, 2015 12:43 AM (CZRJo)

488 Blanco: mmm, New Mexico.

Land of the Green Chile on *everything.* Including your Malt-o-Meal. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:43 AM (elbY7)

489 and encouraged readers to stick around to see if his prognostication was right. The feud that followed sold a lot of pamphlets,

so is this license to discuss the Game of Thrones episode?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 12:44 AM (P55y/)

490 I asked for the hot salsa, they said I already had it.

I stick to places that have roots in New Mexico now.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:42 AM (UVfht)


There is a little taco shop on the corner of Country Club and University in Mesa, which is pretty doggone good. Open late, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:45 AM (HCEgT)

491
The Saudis v the Yemenis.
Are we really rooting for anyone here?

wog v wog.

Can they both lose?

Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 12:46 AM (MDgS8)

492 AND THE MIGHTY FLAMES GO UP 3 GAMES TO 1 OVER THE HAPLESS CANUCKS!!!!!

W00T!!!

Posted by: Weirddave at April 22, 2015 12:46 AM (7TK5d)

493 mmm, New Mexico.



Land of the Green Chile on *everything.* Including your Malt-o-Meal. ;-)


Got that right. Damn good stuff.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:46 AM (UVfht)

494 Erf Day? You mean Lenin's birthday, don't you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:46 AM (HCEgT)

495 I think everyone has doubts about the effectiveness of Saudi ground troops. They could get waxed.

And therein lies the problem. If the Kingdom gets its collective ass kicked it will be shown to be weak. If Iran gets the bomb, then the Saudis have to get one from the Pakistanis to counter Iran. The Saudis get the bomb, then Jordan and the Egyptians will have to arm up as well. These are the least stable people in the world to have nuclear weapons.
We will have a small area of the world, armed to the teeth with nuclear weapons, many with tribal and religious grudges, and hair trigger idiots in charge.
It won't end well.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 12:47 AM (9iR5/)

496 Yep.

Marie Callender's has a green chile burger now. Tasty.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:47 AM (elbY7)

497
AND THE MIGHTY FLAMES GO UP 3 GAMES TO 1 OVER THE HAPLESS CANUCKS!!!!!

W00T!!!


As a hockey fan......do you think McDavid wants to go to the Oilers?

He seemed crestfallen when Edmonton won the lottery.

Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 12:50 AM (MDgS8)

498 Per FB, Krispy Kreme is saying that for Superhero Day (4/2, if you buy any dozen donuts, they'll also give you a dozen of their original glazed for free.

Hellooo, Type II Diabetes!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:50 AM (elbY7)

499
Erf day, Celebrate!

http://tinyurl.com/knd849y

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 12:50 AM (qry2M)

500 That's 4 - 28.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:50 AM (elbY7)

501 First off, @weirddave, that Ferland kid is putting on a show in the first round. My eyeballs are glued to him every shift. Talking shit, scoring goals, settin dudes up, throwing hands. And how about the youngsters Johnny Hockey and the 18 yr old Bennet. Most exciting team in the playoffs.

2nd, my generation, while producing some fun hockey players, is going to ruin western civilization.

Posted by: beats27 at April 22, 2015 12:51 AM (V8L/P)

502 470: Heh, the twist. He doesn't like Obama. O hasn't done enough for "his people". I was going to say He actually has and these are the results but I dropped it.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 22, 2015 12:54 AM (AjPk1)

503 There is a little taco shop on the corner of Country Club and University in Mesa, which is pretty doggone good. Open late, too.

Not familiar with the place. How's the scenery? *He asks in typical moron fashion.*

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:54 AM (UVfht)

504 Marie Callender's has a green chile burger now. Tasty.

We don't have that restaurant any more. Then we lost our Applebee's, all 5 of them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:56 AM (UVfht)

505 Not familiar with the place. How's the scenery? *He asks in typical moron fashion.*


Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:54 AM (UVfht)


The "scenery" can be kinda scary. But not real scary. As in, "if they are homeless, they can stay that way, as far as I'm concerned."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:56 AM (HCEgT)

506 The "scenery" can be kinda scary. But not real scary. As in, "if they
are homeless, they can stay that way, as far as I'm concerned."


So, the kinda folks that would feel right at home in Chiba Hut?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:58 AM (UVfht)

507 Blanco, yikes.
I know Marie's closed up just about everywhere except California.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 12:58 AM (elbY7)

508 As a hockey fan......do you think McDavid wants to go to the Oilers?

He seemed crestfallen when Edmonton won the lottery.


Oh I'm sure (snicker) that he's the (heehee) one missing piece that (BWAH) will make Edmonton compet...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm sorry I just couldn't finish. Hey, he can always play out his rook contract and then move 200 miles south to play winning hockey.

Seriously, WRT your question.....would you?

Posted by: Weirddave at April 22, 2015 12:59 AM (7TK5d)

509 I think my favorite eating place in Mesa has to be Waldo's Barbecue. But it's calorically dangerous.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 12:59 AM (HCEgT)

510 487
Heh, Cooth. That was funny on a couple of levels.



Is this where I ask you what time it is?

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 22, 2015 12:43 AM (CZRJo)


Seriously, the difference between the Ligurian and Tyrrhenean Seas is like a compendium of Italian history.

With regards to time, do you have a preference as to mechanical or electronic timekeeping?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:00 AM (T1005)

511 Also Blanco, after not having one anywhere nearby forever, my area now has two Applebee's ridiculously close by.

Of course, they immediately pulled a TGIFriday's and proceeded to take everything I personally liked right off their menu in short order.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 01:00 AM (elbY7)

512 Any of you Morons from El Paso? Going down in June to bowl the National Tournament. Looking for some place good to go eat, TexMex would be great.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 01:01 AM (9iR5/)

513 Well, there goes the fun of bullshitting about it.....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 12:40 AM

Yeah, facts ruin all the fun. It's coz of people's hardline about "facts" that we don't have maps with places listed as "Here be monsters", anymore. Killjoys.

Posted by: otho at April 22, 2015 01:01 AM (tBSrv)

514 hey chi and cooth...

Cac jr arrived yet?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 01:02 AM (vPoFV)

515 So, the kinda folks that would feel right at home in Chiba Hut?


Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 12:58 AM (UVfht)


Heh. Had to look that one up. No, I think the Cheba Hut clientele would be hipsters and Ronulans, mostly. The hangers-out at the taco joint would be your actual street people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:03 AM (HCEgT)

516
Seriously, WRT your question.....would you?


No way....Edmonton is like the North Pole of professional sports.

Posted by: eleven at April 22, 2015 01:03 AM (MDgS8)

517 And here all this time I thought it was "Here be dragons"
Cause dragons are cool. Monsters can be almost anything, but Dragons....
Dude.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 01:04 AM (9iR5/)

518 Of course, they immediately pulled a TGIFriday's and proceeded to take
everything I personally liked right off their menu in short order.


That's because they hate you.

Seriously, I think they're trying to attract a new crowd that they think has more money.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 01:05 AM (UVfht)

519 514
hey chi and cooth...



Cac jr arrived yet?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 22, 2015 01:02 AM (vPoFV)


Howdy, howdy!!!! I ain't been monitoring the twatters -- but the Horde hasn't mentioned an arrival, yet. I'm crossin' all sorts of tentacles in hopes it is smooth, easy, and involves only one big event.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:05 AM (T1005)

520 Blanco, probably so.

Still remember when TGIFriday's had a Sunday burger, Monday burger, Tuesday burger... one named for every day of the week. They were *all* good, and they're *all* gone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 01:06 AM (elbY7)

521 Especially because Dragons bring out the Kate Upton. I have almost never seen a Dragon without a Kate Upton in the scenery. The two just naturally go together.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 01:06 AM (9iR5/)

522 Howdy, howdy!!!! I ain't been monitoring the
twatters -- but the Horde hasn't mentioned an arrival, yet. I'm crossin'
all sorts of tentacles in hopes it is smooth, easy, and involves only
one big event.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:05 AM (T1005)


You can cross your tentacles, but can you braid them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:07 AM (HCEgT)

523
Well. well, well.
I thimk St. John's at the corner of AMD (Lawrence) and 101, haz the best burgers, 2 blox from where I met the best wife of my life! alzo sports bar, alzo outside dining, alzo best bartenders.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 01:07 AM (qry2M)

524 Here's a great opportunity for the right kind of entrepreneurial moron -- http://tinyurl.com/otwbccm

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:08 AM (T1005)

525 Still remember when TGIFriday's had a Sunday burger,
Monday burger, Tuesday burger... one named for every day of the week.
They were *all* good, and they're *all* gone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 01:06 AM (elbY7)


I remember eating often at a TGIFridays in Houston when I was staying at Dresser Center for training, back in the '90s.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:09 AM (HCEgT)

526 CAC having his baby tonight! C section! Shortly!

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 01:11 AM (zOTsN)

527 522
Howdy, howdy!!!! I ain't been monitoring the

twatters -- but the Horde hasn't mentioned an arrival, yet. I'm crossin'

all sorts of tentacles in hopes it is smooth, easy, and involves only

one big event.




Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:05 AM (T1005)


You can cross your tentacles, but can you braid them?


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:07 AM (HCEgT)


Short answer -- not all of them.

Longer answer -- they hang low, they can wobble to-and-fro, I can tie them in a knot -- I can tie them in a bow. I can throw 'em o'er my shoulder like a Continental soldier, the tentacles hang low.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:11 AM (T1005)

528 AOP, that's when the first TGIFriday's opened up in my area, in Cerritos. Opened in 1991, I believe.

Loved going there for a few years. Was *always* busy. But nowadays it's just another place, and a disappointment. Nothing to set them apart from a bunch of other places that have opened since then.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 01:12 AM (elbY7)

529
Oh, Jesus, you went to camp too?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 01:13 AM (qry2M)

530 A miracle tonight! CACs miracle baby!

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 01:13 AM (zOTsN)

531 No way....Edmonton is like the North Pole of professional sports.

It must be sitting on some godforsaken pole of some type, because it's the one city I've been to where my mental compass doesn't work.

I have a very good sense of direction and location. I can go to strange cities and drive around and always have a good idea of where I am compared to where I've been. A couple of years back we were in Florida and I said to my wife "Say....y'know, my grandparents used to live around here" - and I drove right to their house, where I hadn't been in decades, and never as an adult.

For some reason I lose all spatial awareness in Edmonton. I can't drive 3 blocks and not get lost, and it's WEIRD because the city is laid out simply, just look at it in a map. I dunno, that place is in a black hole man, a black hole.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 22, 2015 01:13 AM (7TK5d)

532
She's havin' my baby?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 01:13 AM (qry2M)

533 526
CAC having his baby tonight! C section! Shortly!

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 01:11 AM (zOTsN)


Technically, CAC is not the one getting the C-section.....well, this makes it two events -- still hoping for the other two things.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:14 AM (T1005)

534 Longer answer -- they hang low, they can wobble
to-and-fro, I can tie them in a knot -- I can tie them in a bow. I can
throw 'em o'er my shoulder like a Continental soldier, the tentacles
hang low.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:11 AM (T1005)


Haha. Good answer!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:14 AM (HCEgT)

535 Heh. Had to look that one up. No, I think the Cheba Hut clientele would
be hipsters and Ronulans, mostly. The hangers-out at the taco joint
would be your actual street people.


Food must be very good for you to go back with that crowd. I'll put it on the list.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 01:14 AM (UVfht)

536 Was the Ural Sea one of the "seven seas?"
And isn't it now the Caspian?

Definitely mechanical, cth. I wear a cherish G-Shock nowadays, but still prefer my automatic dive watches.

And, Hi, darling. (Her - not you, cooth)

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 22, 2015 01:14 AM (n4Zvf)

537 And, Hi, darling. (Her - not you, cooth)

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 22, 2015 01:14 AM (n4Zvf)


*pouts*

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:16 AM (T1005)

538 If you topple the one percent, doesn't the second per cent simply take their place?

Posted by: Anonymous Former Commenter at April 22, 2015 01:17 AM (DTQCD)

539 *cheapish

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 22, 2015 01:18 AM (n4Zvf)

540 For some reason I lose all spatial awareness in
Edmonton. I can't drive 3 blocks and not get lost, and it's WEIRD
because the city is laid out simply, just look at it in a map. I dunno,
that place is in a black hole man, a black hole.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 22, 2015 01:13 AM (7TK5d)


I think it is because the river has a big old shit-hook in it, right in the middle of the city, so districts that are "north" of the river with respect to some districts are "west" of the river with respect to others. I know my way around that town fairly well, now. Well enough to know what alternate routes to take if the regular route is snarled with traffic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:18 AM (HCEgT)

541 *pouts*


Posted by: cthulhu


For those that have never seen a Great Old One pout: http://tinyurl.com/onmteo6

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 01:19 AM (UVfht)

542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bWyhj7siEY
It's the truth, It's actual, everything is satisfactual

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 01:19 AM (qry2M)

543 526 CAC having his baby tonight! C section! Shortly!
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 01:11 AM (zOTsN)

Well wishes for Mrs. and mini CAC.

Posted by: flounder at April 22, 2015 01:22 AM (ecDRv)

544 ....actually, there was an anecdote about someone who went through Basic Training with a name like Brian Darling. People kept cracking up during roll call.



Of course, along with everything else concerning names, it could be worse. Legend has it that a man traveled halfway across the country before alighting in a small midwestern town. Walking out of the train station he spied a shop window across the street which said in huge letters: "General Store", and in smaller letters, "A. Swindler, Proprietor".



He walked in and said, "your sign gave me a bit of a start -- I'm surprised you didn't use your full name." Mr. Swindler replied, "that would have been worse -- it's Adam."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:22 AM (T1005)

545 Yay Roby Adele Anderson is back on Postmodern Jukebox.

https://youtu.be/dKtzi5xFjz0

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2015 01:23 AM (zt+N6)

546 CAC forgot to give the baby a big map and it couldn't find its own way out.

Posted by: Anonymous Former Commenter at April 22, 2015 01:24 AM (DTQCD)

547
545 Yay Roby Adele Anderson is back on Postmodern Jukebox.

https://youtu.be/dKtzi5xFjz0
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2015 01:23 AM (zt+N6)

I can dig it!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 01:25 AM (qry2M)

548 546
CAC forgot to give the baby a big map and it couldn't find its own way out.

Posted by: Anonymous Former Commenter at April 22, 2015 01:24 AM (DTQCD)


Modern kids.....need a GPS to go anywhere....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:28 AM (T1005)

549 I'm a little worried the baby might be plaid

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 01:30 AM (zOTsN)

550 Okay folks, gotta go to bed.

Thanks yet again for the support and great chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2015 01:30 AM (elbY7)

551 I think it is because the river has a big old shit-hook in it, right in the middle of the city, so districts that are "north" of the river with respect to some districts are "west" of the river with respect to others. I know my way around that town fairly well, now. Well enough to know what alternate routes to take if the regular route is snarled with traffic.

I dunno, the Bow in Calgary is stranger, it goes from the SE north and then turns left to the west in the northernmost part of the city. It's like a mirror image Greek letter Gamma. The Saskatchewan, while bendier ( technical river term) pretty much just goes SW to NE thru Edmonton. Beats me, but my wife never tires of teasing me about it, it amuses her.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 22, 2015 01:31 AM (7TK5d)

552 "Modern kids.....need a GPS to go anywhere...."

*types 'safe place' into GPS*

Posted by: Modern Kid at April 22, 2015 01:32 AM (DTQCD)

553 Meanwhile, Nashville and Chicago are still playing hockey. 2-2 second OT.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 22, 2015 01:32 AM (AjPk1)

554 https://youtu.be/dKtzi5xFjz0

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2015 01:23 AM (zt+N6)



I can dig it!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 01:25 AM (qry2M)


She's cute, for sure, and I like the tune, but some of her high notes just set up a buzzing in my ears. Maybe it's just my hearing, which is definitely not 100%, or maybe the EQ on her mike was off? I usually don't get that listening to actual swing-era singers like Ella Fitzgerald or Sarah Vaughn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:33 AM (HCEgT)

555
qdp,
I too cannot wait until the CAC spawn, is safely in its momma's arms, but Ima waitin it out. Prayers for mum, dad, and the little chile!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 01:35 AM (qry2M)

556 544
Funny story. Adam Swindler...

There used to be an optometrist in the shopping center just down the road from me. The shingle he had hanging out front read "Dr. Doctor, Optometrist."
On a dare I told a buddy to open th door a sing the Robert Palmer song as loud as he could (I learned the hard way long before that day).
As soon as he opened the lobby door, the receptionist looked up at him and said "son, if you sing that GD song, I'm going to come out there and shove that skateboard up your ass!"
Heh - probably happened fifty times a week to the poor gal for decades.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 22, 2015 01:35 AM (TIDvY)

557 I dunno, the Bow in Calgary is stranger, it goes
from the SE north and then turns left to the west in the northernmost
part of the city. It's like a mirror image Greek letter Gamma. The
Saskatchewan, while bendier ( technical river term) pretty much just
goes SW to NE thru Edmonton. Beats me, but my wife never tires of
teasing me about it, it amuses her.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 22, 2015 01:31 AM (7TK5d)


Difference is, the N. Saskatchewan river is at the bottom of a steep gulch in Edmonton, so it very much presents an obstacle to roads. Very little of the city is down on the river flood plain. The Bow, on the other hand, is in a gentle valley, and much of the city, and all the downtown core, is on the flood plain. And it seems, in Edmonton, wherever you are, you can't get on a bridge without a couple of sharp turns. In Calgary, the roads just cross the river on a bridge, no drama.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:38 AM (HCEgT)

558 She's cute, for sure, and I like the tune, but some of her high notes just set up a buzzing in my ears. Maybe it's just my hearing, which is definitely not 100%, or maybe the EQ on her mike was off? I usually don't get that listening to actual swing-era singers like Ella Fitzgerald or Sarah Vaughn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:33 AM (HCEgT)


Its less about her singing talent. She's good but not the best singer they've had. Its that she's sexy and having fun while she's singing it.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2015 01:38 AM (zt+N6)

559 551
I think it is because the river has a big old shit-hook in it, right
in the middle of the city, so districts that are "north" of the river
with respect to some districts are "west" of the river with respect to
others. I know my way around that town fairly well, now. Well enough to
know what alternate routes to take if the regular route is snarled with
traffic.



I dunno, the Bow in Calgary is stranger, it goes from the SE north
and then turns left to the west in the northernmost part of the city.
It's like a mirror image Greek letter Gamma. The Saskatchewan, while
bendier ( technical river term) pretty much just goes SW to NE thru
Edmonton. Beats me, but my wife never tires of teasing me about it, it
amuses her.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 22, 2015 01:31 AM (7TK5d)


I had a bizarre reaction to Taipei. I went down to the concierge to get a tear-off-sheet map of the city, oriented off of it, marched off and got horribly lost....but managed to retrace things enough to get back to the hotel. Next day, went down, had breakfast, realized I'd left the map in the room, and got another from the concierge. Walked outside and started to orient.....and realized I had problems. Went back to the room and brought both maps to the concierge desk.

"Oh, they gave you last year's map yesterday -- they've since moved the river."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:38 AM (T1005)

560 Soon. He has the paper jumpsuit and hair net on

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 01:39 AM (zOTsN)

561 Its less about her singing talent. She's good but
not the best singer they've had. Its that she's sexy and having fun
while she's singing it.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2015 01:38 AM (zt+N6)


Well, I wouldn't argue with that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:41 AM (HCEgT)

562
http://tinyurl.com/oxxap8b
I like this, what u think?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 01:44 AM (qry2M)

563 #502

In such situations I've suggested they need to take a good long hard look at Obama's history and consider who Obama thinks 'his people' are.

Posted by: Epobirs at April 22, 2015 01:44 AM (IdCqF)

564 I need a trigger warning for that fractal. Please take it down.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 22, 2015 01:47 AM (XrHO0)

565 Here's a woman singer with great diction and clarity of voice, Holly Cole:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtNnoWJJd8o

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:49 AM (HCEgT)

566 562


http://tinyurl.com/oxxap8b

I like this, what u think?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 01:44 AM (qry2M)


Kind o' like this a bit better -- more technical -- http://tinyurl.com/cks7l7w

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:49 AM (T1005)

567 I like this, what u think?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 01:44 AM (qry2M)


Yup, Manhattan Transfer, great band.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:50 AM (HCEgT)

568 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2015 01:54 AM (UVfht)

569 565 Here's a woman singer with great diction and clarity of voice, Holly Cole:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtNnoWJJd8o
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 01:49 AM (HCEgT)

veddy, veddy nice. mmm

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 01:55 AM (qry2M)

570 566
562




http://tinyurl.com/oxxap8b


I like this, what u think?



Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 01:44 AM (qry2M)


Kind o' like this a bit better -- more technical -- http://tinyurl.com/cks7l7w


Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:49 AM (T1005)

Zawinul and Pastorius had lightning in a bottle.


'Course, there's nothin' wrong with goin' Old-Skul, neither: http://tinyurl.com/oujpnjq or http://tinyurl.com/nh63ns8 -- the latter is noteworthy in that the person whose name is on the band is the drummer....and it's faster and tighter than other versions.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:56 AM (T1005)

571 Nashville and Chicago are on their way to a 3rd OT.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 22, 2015 01:58 AM (AjPk1)

572
Kind o' like this a bit better -- more technical -- http://tinyurl.com/cks7l7w
Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:49 AM (T1005)

O yeah

Buddy Rich, what a performer, yeah!
Got any whacko buddy shows you have hidden in you're catacombs that you'd like to share?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 02:00 AM (qry2M)

573 No update in the last 24 minutes. I hate twatter, but I'm so worried for Spawn of Meatball that I snuck a peek. http://tinyurl.com/kv9jo7x

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:01 AM (T1005)

574
Pastorius

My Man.
I, myself am a failed bassist, so YEARGHHHH!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 02:02 AM (qry2M)

575 572


Kind o' like this a bit better -- more technical -- http://tinyurl.com/cks7l7w

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 01:49 AM (T1005)



O yeah



Buddy Rich, what a performer, yeah!

Got any whacko buddy shows you have hidden in you're catacombs that you'd like to share?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 02:00 AM (qry2M)


Whacko Buddy Rich shows......well, since you asked.....http://tinyurl.com/kqp5kht

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:03 AM (T1005)

576 I imagine he need to tend to mamma, baby, grandparents, etc and not be twittering away. But I'm on pins and needles

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 02:04 AM (zOTsN)

577 517
And here all this time I thought it was "Here be dragons"
Cause dragons are cool. Monsters can be almost anything, but Dragons....
Dude.


Posted by: Old Blue at April 22, 2015 01:04 AM (9iR5/)

********************
Recently at the Whale Watcher Cafe outside Big Sur I had the opportunity to yell "Thar She Blows!" while everyone was eating lunch. You kind of have to, given the circumstances.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 22, 2015 02:04 AM (5f5bM)

578 The goats are being used on the landscape the way maggots are used to clean infections. At least it's all natural.

Posted by: Goat and Maggoat at April 22, 2015 02:04 AM (3F6F8)

579 576
I imagine he need to tend to mamma, baby, grandparents, etc and not be twittering away. But I'm on pins and needles

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 02:04 AM (zOTsN)


I'd be slappin' him sideways if he put The Horde in the top 10 to notify.....or left us off the top 20.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:07 AM (T1005)

580
Whacko Buddy Rich shows......well, since you asked.....http://tinyurl.com/kqp5kht
Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:03 AM (T1005)

AwwwJeeez You certainly have the Youtubefoo
that was certainly whacko!
I bow down before you.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 02:10 AM (qry2M)

581 And, while we're waiting.......http://tinyurl.com/as73lx6

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:10 AM (T1005)

582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypv1lZlW1WY
needles and pins

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 02:11 AM (qry2M)

583 580


Whacko Buddy Rich shows......well, since you asked.....http://tinyurl.com/kqp5kht

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:03 AM (T1005)



AwwwJeeez You certainly have the Youtubefoo

that was certainly whacko!

I bow down before you.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 02:10 AM (qry2M)


There is no bowing down on the ONT, King of the Road.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:12 AM (T1005)

584 That Buddy Rich recording of Birdland was pretty awesome. And with that, I'm out for the night. Thanks. Best wishes for Son of CAC and his Momma.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2015 02:12 AM (HCEgT)

585 The Blackhawks win in OT.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 22, 2015 02:15 AM (AjPk1)

586 HAWKS WIN!

Posted by: Garrett at April 22, 2015 02:16 AM (WZYXm)

587
581 And, while we're waiting.......http://tinyurl.com/as73lx6
Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:10 AM (T1005)
Holy Jeez!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of means, by no means at April 22, 2015 02:17 AM (qry2M)

588 Wait, you mean 'Birdland' Birdland or "Birdland" Birdland?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 02:19 AM (P55y/)

589 There's drummers.....and drummers.....and drummers.....http://tinyurl.com/kbh7nhf

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:19 AM (T1005)

590 There is no bowing down on the ONT, King of the Road.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:12 AM (T1005)

I stand corrected.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral,from the land of 1000 dances at April 22, 2015 02:19 AM (qry2M)

591 90 I'm Batman.......now go pick me some cotton.
Posted by: Batfleck at April 21, 2015 10:39 PM (lKCZC)
*********

First, my reparations Mr Afleck.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 22, 2015 02:21 AM (XrHO0)

592
''''''''Byrdland'''''''', as in ''''''''jailbyrd''''''''
Drunk, I am?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral,from the land of 1000 dances at April 22, 2015 02:22 AM (qry2M)

593
Quite "pert"

Posted by: Ira Weatheral,from the land of 1000 dances at April 22, 2015 02:24 AM (qry2M)

594 Birdland: Manhatten Transfer ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jmUdpcq07k

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 22, 2015 02:25 AM (nSOh+)

595
"A man's got to know his own limitations"

Posted by: Ira Weatheral,from the land of 1000 dances at April 22, 2015 02:26 AM (qry2M)

596 The Giver
Rosemary's Piano Theme
https://youtu.be/6CN39BuR-9E

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 02:26 AM (P55y/)

597
594 Birdland: Manhatten Transfer ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jmUdpcq07k
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 22, 2015 02:25 AM (nSOh+)

Yes, I rather like that studio version.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral,from the land of 1000 dances at April 22, 2015 02:27 AM (qry2M)

598 Trailer for sale or rent -- http://tinyurl.com/d99nwre

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:30 AM (T1005)

599 There is a little taco shop on the corner of Country Club and University in Mesa, which is pretty doggone good. Open late, too.

Not familiar with the place. How's the scenery? *He asks in typical moron fashion.*


I take the Below ing of glass close by there ...

But I've never stopped to eat.

Posted by: Adriane the Little Shop of Taco Critic ... at April 22, 2015 02:31 AM (nSOh+)

600 596 The Giver
Rosemary's Piano Theme
https://youtu.be/6CN39BuR-9E

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 02:26 AM (P55y/)

I'm not familiar with this piece, so I'll put it in my queue, give it a few listens and let it settle in wefster, but you should have heard my midi rave-ups of Scarlatti!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral,from the land of 1000 dances at April 22, 2015 02:32 AM (qry2M)

601
598 Trailer for sale or rent -- http://tinyurl.com/d99nwre
Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:30 AM (T1005)

Yeah,
Short- but not too big around...

Posted by: Ira Weatheral,from the land of 1000 dances at April 22, 2015 02:34 AM (qry2M)

602 https://youtu.be/6CN39BuR-9E[/i ]
Yeah, that's not creepy at all.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 02:35 AM (P55y/)

603
Time out..... Gotta quaff a few, be back when I'm Ima keyboard peckin' fool.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral,from the land of 1000 dances at April 22, 2015 02:36 AM (qry2M)

604 It may be -- mind you, just may be -- that Americans are just a little bothersome and cranky. http://tinyurl.com/q7a4slz At least I certainly hope so.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:36 AM (T1005)

605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txcRQedoEyY

I had a coonskin cap!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral,from the land of 1000 dances at April 22, 2015 02:40 AM (qry2M)

606 Still weird.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 02:44 AM (P55y/)

607 Ima keyboard peckin' fool.

One of your arms is shorter than the other and both of your hands are too long?!?!

Posted by: Adriane the Little Shop of Taco Critic ... at April 22, 2015 02:44 AM (nSOh+)

608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIfu2A0ezq0

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, Saint Peter don't ya call me 'cause I can't go at April 22, 2015 02:44 AM (qry2M)

609
CAC announced a CS an hour a go, so the baby, theoretically, shd be out.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 22, 2015 02:45 AM (iQIUe)

610
607 Ima keyboard peckin' fool.

One of your arms is shorter than the other and both of your hands are too long?!?!
Posted by: Adriane the Little Shop of Taco Critic ... at April 22, 2015 02:44 AM (nSOh+)

Yesssss!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, Saint Peter don't ya call me 'cause I can't go at April 22, 2015 02:47 AM (qry2M)

611 This deserves a lot more views than it has -- http://tinyurl.com/qjtwkfy

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:47 AM (T1005)

612 I O my soul to the Company Store ...

Posted by: Adriane the Little Shop of Taco Critic ... at April 22, 2015 02:49 AM (nSOh+)

613 609


CAC announced a CS an hour a go, so the baby, theoretically, shd be out.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 22, 2015 02:45 AM (iQIUe)


DON'T jinx anything......I'm waiting for word.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 02:49 AM (T1005)

614 youtube.com/watch?v=PwXai-sgM-s

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 02:50 AM (P55y/)

615
How we praise and thank You for the precious little lives of all new-born babies, little toddlers and young children, knowing that each one is special to You and was known in Your heart, even before conception.

Thank You that You have scheduled every day of each little life.. and we praise and thank You for the special plans and purposes You have for every single new-born child – for all babies and infants.

We pray Your loving protection over all babies and their families and pray that many may be brought up to know the Lord Jesus as their Saviour. Give parents and grandparents and all those that are in any way connected with young babies the wisdom and grace to care for them in a loving and secure environment.

Guard and protect, guide and provide for each innocent little baby and protect their the hearts and minds from a society that has grown far from the God Who created them and sent His Son to die - so that they might life – this we ask in Jesus name,

Amen

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, Saint Peter don't ya call me 'cause I can't go at April 22, 2015 02:54 AM (qry2M)

616
Just say you're mine.
I'll pull the twine.
FTW

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, Saint Peter don't ya call me 'cause I can't go at April 22, 2015 02:57 AM (qry2M)

617 Pull my fingah.

PULL IT.

PULL IT HAAARD!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 02:59 AM (P55y/)

618
CAC announced a CS an hour a go, so the baby, theoretically, shd be out.
Posted by: Bruce J




[___] Harry Reid wearing a lobster bib with one of those "Children Xing" signs on it.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 22, 2015 03:00 AM (kdS6q)

619 615


How we praise and thank You for the precious little lives of all
new-born babies, little toddlers and young children, knowing that each
one is special to You and was known in Your heart, even before
conception.



Thank You that You have scheduled every day of each little life..
and we praise and thank You for the special plans and purposes You have
for every single new-born child -- for all babies and infants.



We pray Your loving protection over all babies and their families
and pray that many may be brought up to know the Lord Jesus as their
Saviour. Give parents and grandparents and all those that are in any way
connected with young babies the wisdom and grace to care for them in a
loving and secure environment.



Guard and protect, guide and provide for each innocent little baby
and protect their the hearts and minds from a society that has grown far
from the God Who created them and sent His Son to die - so that they
might life -- this we ask in Jesus name,



Amen

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, Saint Peter don't ya call me 'cause I can't go at April 22, 2015 02:54 AM (qry2M)


http://tinyurl.com/la7z7f8 -- last verse.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 03:01 AM (T1005)

620
Oh, Wefty. Humor in a time of nervous waiting,
I'm with you bub.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral,Ima not fallin' fer that agin. at April 22, 2015 03:02 AM (qry2M)

621 Ace didn't treat us comic weineis to it

Fantastic Four trailer:

https://youtu.be/POBI7OhGB18

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:03 AM (P55y/)

622 I'm afraid to go to sleep.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 03:06 AM (T1005)

623
621 Ace didn't treat us comic weineis to it

Fantastic Four trailer:

https://youtu.be/POBI7OhGB18
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:03 AM (P55y/)
Quite a diversion, I'm there, But what's the word on the mother and son, daughter? Who's got an update?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral,Ima not fallin' fer that agin. at April 22, 2015 03:07 AM (qry2M)

624 Ditto

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 03:07 AM (zOTsN)

625 So how about it dick-nuts,
are you entertained?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:07 AM (P55y/)

626
Us Dick-Nuts Be looking forward to being entertained

Posted by: Ira Weatheral,Ima not fallin' fer that agin. at April 22, 2015 03:08 AM (qry2M)

627 Dick Nuts Finnegan


Nice ring to it

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 03:08 AM (zOTsN)

628
Dick Nuts Finnegan Nice ring to it
Posted by: ThunderB



Expected him to give the kid some goofy astronomy related name.

Olympus Mons Finnegan or something like that.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 22, 2015 03:12 AM (kdS6q)

629 Venus Flytrap Finnegan

Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 22, 2015 03:13 AM (zOTsN)

630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2IBMQIjDo
Hell

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, Shooby Dooby Doo at April 22, 2015 03:15 AM (qry2M)

631 Has the Hell boiled over yet? Is it edible?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 22, 2015 03:15 AM (91eZY)

632
Wake up little Finnegan, Wake up

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, Shooby Dooby Doo at April 22, 2015 03:17 AM (qry2M)

633 Boy or Girl?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 22, 2015 03:18 AM (91eZY)

634 626
Us Dick-Nuts Be looking forward to being entertained
Posted by: Ira Weatheral,Ima not fallin' fer that agin. at April 22, 2015 03:08 AM (qry2M)

******

This Friday, 9pm.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 22, 2015 03:19 AM (XrHO0)

635 I love stuff

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:20 AM (P55y/)

636

Boy or Girl?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell




Probably -- but you can't be sure nowadays.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 22, 2015 03:20 AM (kdS6q)

637 Asshole. fuck you

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:20 AM (P55y/)

638
This Friday, 9pm.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 22, 2015 03:19 AM (XrHO0)

cunt wait

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, SJW Extraordinaire at April 22, 2015 03:21 AM (qry2M)

639 FCUK YOU, MEATY

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:23 AM (P55y/)

640 I can see all the Methodists got into the Jello Shooters that were being saved for Friday Night Bingo.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 22, 2015 03:23 AM (91eZY)

641
637 Asshole. fuck you
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:20 AM (P55y/)

FUCK ME?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, SJW Extraordinaire at April 22, 2015 03:23 AM (qry2M)

642
Yaaaas,
Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, SJW Extraordinaire at April 22, 2015 03:24 AM (qry2M)

643 Test, test test Fuck cunt cunt

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:25 AM (P55y/)

644 What I'm listening to while we wait -- http://tinyurl.com/oeoejwf



Waiting for white smoke from the delivery room -- habemus meatball.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 03:25 AM (T1005)

645 Waiting for white smoke from the delivery room -- habemus meatball.

Pope Hat Finnegan!?!

Posted by: Adriane the Little Shop of Taco Critic ... at April 22, 2015 03:27 AM (nSOh+)

646 643
Test, test test Fuck cunt cunt



Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:25 AM (P55y/)


What has gotten into you? Isn't there something a wee bit more important going on?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 03:27 AM (T1005)

647 Has swearing become more frequent in recent years?
This is a very common question, and it’s a tough one to answer because we have no comprehensive, reliable baseline frequency data prior to the 1970s for comparison purposes. It is true that we are exposed to more forms of swearing since the inception of satellite radio, cable television, and the Internet, but that does not mean the average person is swearing more frequently. In our recent frequency count, a greater proportion of our data comes from women (the reduction of a once large gender difference). We interpret this finding as reflecting a greater proportion of women in public (e.g., many more women on college campuses) rather than a coarsening of women. Our forthcoming research also indicates that the most frequently recorded taboo words have remained fairly stable over the past 30 years. The Anglo-Saxon words we say are hundreds of years old, and most of the historically offensive sexual references are still at the top of the offensiveness list; they have not been dislodged by modern slang. Frequency data must be periodically collected to answer questions about trends in swearing over time.
Thus, our data do not indicate that our culture is getting “worse” with respect to swearing. When this question arises, we also frequently fail to acknowledge the impact of recently-enacted laws that penalize offensive language, such as sexual harassment and discrimination laws. Workplace surveillance of telephone and email conversations also curbs our use of taboo language.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, SJW Extraordinaire at April 22, 2015 03:31 AM (qry2M)

648
Paragraphs, (sigh)

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, SJW Extraordinaire at April 22, 2015 03:33 AM (qry2M)

649 643 Test, test test Fuck cunt cunt
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:25 AM (P55y/)


Um this is where we invoke the mandatory drug test clause of the AoSHQ AUP along with an option on an 72 hour psychological evaluation and a stint in the barrel.

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 22, 2015 03:34 AM (wqVD1)

650 I swear I'm going to bed you blankety blank ONTers!!!!

best wishes to Mother, Father, Bebe, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, by Marriage & Removed, Friends, and Impatient Relations ...

May the Family of Man endure.

Posted by: Adriane the Little Shop of Taco Critic ... at April 22, 2015 03:34 AM (nSOh+)

651 those gringos

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:37 AM (P55y/)

652 Phew. You would believe the Test, test, test ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:39 AM (P55y/)

653
Can you tell me where not to get those drugs?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, SJW Extraordinaire at April 22, 2015 03:44 AM (qry2M)

654 650
I swear I'm going to bed you blankety blank ONTers!!!!



best wishes to Mother, Father, Bebe, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, by Marriage Removed, Friends, and Impatient Relations ...



May the Family of Man endure.

Posted by: Adriane the Little Shop of Taco Critic ... at April 22, 2015 03:34 AM (nSOh+)


http://tinyurl.com/jwt8sga

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 03:44 AM (T1005)

655 it's not that wet...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:45 AM (P55y/)

656 654
650

I swear I'm going to bed you blankety blank ONTers!!!!





best wishes to Mother, Father, Bebe, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, by Marriage Removed, Friends, and Impatient Relations ...





May the Family of Man endure.



Posted by: Adriane the Little Shop of Taco Critic ... at April 22, 2015 03:34 AM (nSOh+)


http://tinyurl.com/jwt8sga


Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 03:44 AM (T1005)


Oh, damn -- I could have gotten 8 more years of bellbottoms -- http://tinyurl.com/mrj8ur9

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 03:46 AM (T1005)

657 Jameson Michael Finnigan, born 4/21/2015 at 1103pm

http://bit.ly/1DgygYX

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 22, 2015 03:46 AM (0Ew3K)

658 Silence fills the blog
Pantsuit covered legs spread wide
A fart breaks the calm

Posted by: Hillary! at April 22, 2015 03:48 AM (Ze/uu)

659 BABY MEATBALL haz arrived!!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 03:49 AM (T1005)

660 There's video up on twitter.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 03:50 AM (T1005)

661
Yeah, he looks like ace in that he is already looking for a nipple.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 22, 2015 03:50 AM (iQIUe)

662 http://bit.ly/1DgygYX

To Infinity & Beyond!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Little Shop of Taco Critic ... at April 22, 2015 03:51 AM (nSOh+)

663 My number approaching.......strength rising.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 22, 2015 03:51 AM (Ze/uu)

664 Taco...

Posted by: Hillary! at April 22, 2015 03:51 AM (Ze/uu)

665
Hooray! for Jameson Michael Finnigan!
WOOT!




(and for WCL)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0fLg17PaRg

I wub drugs

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, SJW Extraordinaire at April 22, 2015 03:51 AM (qry2M)

666 All righty, now I'm going to bed.

Wore sunglasses tonight at hot shop but still it wears you out.

Furnace is bright & hot.

Posted by: Adriane the Little Shop of Taco Critic ... at April 22, 2015 03:52 AM (nSOh+)

667 now?

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 22, 2015 03:52 AM (0Ew3K)

668 Burrito....

Posted by: Hillary! at April 22, 2015 03:52 AM (Ze/uu)

669 Baby looks like he's wanting the ID and badge numbers of all these strangers hovering around mom and dad.

How's mom?!?!?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 03:52 AM (T1005)

670 Damnit!!!!!!.....what's coming out of your Speedo?

Posted by: Hillary! at April 22, 2015 03:53 AM (Ze/uu)

671 now?

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 22, 2015 03:52 AM (0Ew3K)


NO! 11:03 pm. Try and keep up ...

Posted by: Adriane the Little Shop of Taco Critic ... at April 22, 2015 03:53 AM (nSOh+)

672 any chance of invading luke warm skywalker ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 03:54 AM (P55y/)

673 YAY!!!! Spawn of Meatball a great success!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 03:54 AM (T1005)

674 Holy crap, that's a lot of hair. Are you sure the hospital didn't swap in a teenager?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 03:55 AM (T1005)

675 I swear I'm going to bed you blankety blank ONTers!!!!



=====

phrasing .............

Posted by: jc at April 22, 2015 03:58 AM (iRJ+A)

676 Beautiful, beautiful baby!




How is mom???

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 04:02 AM (T1005)

677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMBC9Ji1WJY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, Happy Person at April 22, 2015 04:02 AM (qry2M)

678 you have to admit 100kt diamond would ... think.;;; hah....

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2015 04:13 AM (P55y/)

679 Right now, Baby Meatball looks more awake and aware than the average Oberlin coed cowering in a safe space. How is Mrs. Meatball doing???? Once she's in a good place, I can shut it down here and know tomorrow will be happier.....with one more proto-Moron in it.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 04:23 AM (T1005)

680
Goodnight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT6Hi3M13rU

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, Happy Person at April 22, 2015 04:31 AM (qry2M)

681 Hillary is getting support from people who will elect her president! Obama got 93% of black vote 73% hispanic 77% asian and native american vote along with 39% of white vote Except for blacks they love white woman more then black man and blacks hate republicans. In 2014 only 36% of voters voted. Over 66% of the non voters vote democrat and they come out for presidential elections. Also 5,000,000 more minority kids will have turned 18 by nov 2016 and democratic party has already got halve of them registered to vote and no they are not illegal aliens but american citizens!

Posted by: captain*arizona at April 22, 2015 05:01 AM (LQ0WS)

682 Night all.

Here is some "CAC 2.0" mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99j0zLuNhi8

P.S. I don't really know any songs about newborns aside from a GWAR song...

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 22, 2015 05:02 AM (0Ew3K)

683 they love white woman more then black man

Posted by: captain*arizona at April 22, 2015 05:01 AM (LQ0WS)


Hillary's supporters are racist then?

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 22, 2015 05:03 AM (0Ew3K)

684 We have a large Boston Fern named "Fred" that overwinters in the shower of our hall bathroom. He went back outside today.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 22, 2015 05:39 AM (T1005)

685 G'morning, all

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2015 05:45 AM (VPLuQ)

686 they love white woman more then black man

Posted by: captain*arizona at April 22, 2015 05:01 AM (LQ0WS)

*********

It's true. I love Bruce more than I love myself.

Posted by: Kanye West-Jenner at April 22, 2015 05:56 AM (XrHO0)

687 Good Morning, VIA.

I know Cthulhu & Hat live in CA & Nevada & probably left to go to sleep.

Posted by: Carol at April 22, 2015 06:06 AM (sj3Ax)

688 #681

Do you realize your numbers make no sense when considered against the past two presidential elections?

Posted by: Epobirs at April 22, 2015 06:13 AM (IdCqF)

689 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kY7CUyHtk

All right you guys, rise and shine.
Actual Early Morning Thread? It's Up.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2015 06:17 AM (xq1UY)

690 Ira,
Thank you for link about roses.
Sorry I missed it last night!

Posted by: Carol at April 22, 2015 07:29 AM (sj3Ax)

691 Presidential elections seem to indicate that Americans tend to vote left center

Posted by: righter at April 22, 2015 10:46 AM (/AUZ3)

692 re: the Schlichter article, Mike Vanderboegh refers to this as "Clinton rules", referring to the measures adopted by the Clinton administration against Serbia. Specifically, he means assassinating journalists and bureaucrats.

Posted by: Rollory at April 22, 2015 10:49 AM (hGP7J)

693 Getting pretty sick and tired of some hayseed American soldier opining on the complex history of the Balkans. You helped create another Albania in Europe. I hope your country gets flooded with moderate Muslims.

Posted by: John at April 22, 2015 11:02 AM (RiQRe)

694 I a little scary when people start gobbing off about anti government behavior right after the anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing

Posted by: righter at April 22, 2015 11:49 AM (/AUZ3)

695 She has a college degree? You can stick college where the sun don't shine.

Posted by: burt at April 22, 2015 12:21 PM (ls8AU)

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