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Open Thread: Nightmare Fuel Edition

This is what bipartisanship leads to.


This is from earlier today when everyone in DC celebrated their ability to do what they do best...spend your money.

Posted by: DrewM. at 08:30 PM




Comments

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1 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted by: some guy at April 21, 2015 08:29 PM (q177U)

2 Not the hill to die on....

Posted by: some guy at April 21, 2015 08:30 PM (q177U)

3 She was giving him a reach-around at the time.

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2015 08:30 PM (fWLrt)

4 Come on people, open thread this bitch!

Posted by: some guy at April 21, 2015 08:30 PM (q177U)

5 Don't jump to conclusions. He could be sucking rattlesnake venom from a bite on her face.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2015 08:31 PM (8ZskC)

6 Nice tongue, John!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 21, 2015 08:31 PM (8ZskC)

7 Doc says you're gonna die.

Posted by: Just the punchline at April 21, 2015 08:31 PM (fWLrt)

8 How much muck could an upchuck chuck if an upchuck could chuck muck? I dunno but there's now a puddle of it on my floor.

Posted by: Kate58 at April 21, 2015 08:31 PM (oLZsm)

9 Immediately, his lips went numb from all the Botox.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 21, 2015 08:31 PM (q20+R)

10 They'll be some serious shit-facery tonight!

*hic*

Posted by: John Boehner, Slicing Like a Fuckin' Hammer at April 21, 2015 08:32 PM (8ZskC)

11
She must have spilled bourbon on her cheek......because I shudder to think of the alternative

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 08:32 PM (ynQIy)

12 He's just taking a taste of her spray-on tan, looking for a contact high.

Orange ya glad he's the Speekr?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2015 08:32 PM (RzZOc)

13 Makes me damn proud to be a Republican.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2015 08:33 PM (8ZskC)

14 You should see what he did to Obama.

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2015 08:33 PM (fWLrt)

15
How much muck could an upchuck chuck if an upchuck could chuck muck? I dunno but there's now a puddle of it on my floor.

Posted by: Kate58 at April 21, 2015 08:31 PM (oLZsm)





An upchuck could chuck all the muck he could chuck, if an upchuck could chuck muck.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 08:33 PM (ynQIy)

16 One of the signs of the apocalypse, no?

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 21, 2015 08:34 PM (0LHZx)

17 So very boned.

Posted by: toby928(C) trust me, I knows shit at April 21, 2015 08:34 PM (rwI+c)

18 Not an opposition party, but criminally complicit conspirators.

They should be dealt with accordingly.

Posted by: acethepug at April 21, 2015 08:35 PM (WK825)

19 I didn't come here for the pron. Ewwww

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2015 08:35 PM (zKuRn)

20
My Eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 08:36 PM (kdS6q)

21 John, is that a giant gavel in your pocket?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 21, 2015 08:36 PM (8ZskC)

22
I think he's really seattle slough.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 08:36 PM (rYGv1)

23 Too mush Glenfiddich makesh me randy.

Posted by: Weeping Boner at April 21, 2015 08:36 PM (Dwehj)

24 And when we get be-hind...closed...doors...

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at April 21, 2015 08:36 PM (QRz0C)

25 Don't jump to conclusions. He could be sucking rattlesnake venom from a bite on her face.

Posted by: Cicero


If he wanted venom he'd have power-frenched her.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 08:37 PM (P55y/)

26 "They should be dealt with accordingly."

That only happens when the money is gone. Fortunately we have "that guy" who is loaded around. We'll just raise his taxes.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 21, 2015 08:37 PM (RQ2Z6)

27 One Party State.

It's a small club, and you ain't in it.

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 08:37 PM (sdi6R)

28 Baby, I'm orange all over.

Posted by: John Boehner at April 21, 2015 08:37 PM (8ZskC)

29 Someone remind me which party he represents please...

I swear to God, my representative voted for that drunk asshole but he is gonna hear about it and I'll wager he will not next time. He was one of the fence sitters they managed to get to last time, Mo Brooks....

Sure looks like he's kissing ass.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 21, 2015 08:37 PM (4CRfK)

30 They're laughing at our dumb asses.

Posted by: Golfman at April 21, 2015 08:37 PM (48QDY)

31 She's not smiling - she's wincing from the stench of bourbon.

That HAS to be it... because it would take a lotta bourbon to get anyone to smooch Granny Rictus.

Posted by: weew at April 21, 2015 08:37 PM (0tmLY)

32 I read that a bar in Minnesota got busted for selling Wisconsin beer. Apparently that's a felony there, just like donating to Republicans is in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2015 08:38 PM (fWLrt)

33 Oh good involuntary bulimia yay!

Posted by: alexthechick at April 21, 2015 08:38 PM (IrByp)

34 I think he's really seattle slough.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc


Sloopy had no filter. Moo does.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 08:38 PM (P55y/)

35 This is the image of avowed enemies locked in combat.

Hahahaha.
Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 21, 2015 08:38 PM (6n332)

36 So no one will help me with my movie choice. I guess it's up to you old silver dollar.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 08:38 PM (rwI+c)

37 That cheap bastard Boehner is stealing my Botox

Posted by: Nancy P at April 21, 2015 08:39 PM (5gToQ)

38
BTW - not the first time, either:

therightscoop.com/speaker-boehner-caught-smooching-nancy-pelosi-again



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 08:39 PM (kdS6q)

39 Oh good involuntary bulimia yay!
Posted by: alexthechick at April 21, 2015 08:38 PM (IrByp)


Lemon Square?

You need to keep up your strength.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 08:39 PM (V+kmg)

40 Liking leads to loving and we know what that leads to.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2015 08:39 PM (zKuRn)

41 I could have gone 100 years without seeing that picture.

Posted by: Weasel at April 21, 2015 08:39 PM (e3bId)

42
Liking leads to loving and we know what that leads to.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2015 08:39 PM (zKuRn)







Dancing?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 08:39 PM (ynQIy)

43 Eww, how drunk do you have to be to kiss Skeletors grandma?

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 21, 2015 08:39 PM (EhZc0)

44 The power of my cunnybag commands you!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 21, 2015 08:40 PM (QRz0C)

45 Sure, why not?

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 21, 2015 08:40 PM (AkOaV)

46 She must have spilled bourbon on her cheek......because I shudder to think of the alternative

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 08:32 PM (ynQIy)


There's a funny story behind this, but just the quick bits: did you know that men born in Kenya have pubic hair that smells exactly like Talisker?

Posted by: J. Boner at April 21, 2015 08:40 PM (Q819Q)

47 Heads. A Walk among the Tombstones it is then. I'm expecting the old ultraviolence.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 08:40 PM (rwI+c)

48 @36 Atlas Shrugged was a good try but the execution of it made me cringe

Posted by: weew at April 21, 2015 08:40 PM (0tmLY)

49 41 beat me to it.

Posted by: scottst at April 21, 2015 08:40 PM (idA6q)

50

Hush hush

keep it down now

voices carry

Uh-ah

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (kdS6q)

51 I hate you too, DrewM. This was not nice. You could have at least provided eye bleach.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (Ma5u/)

52 That's my kind of republican.

Posted by: MrMooomooo at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (z/5LT)

53 Words cannot convey the loathing and contempt I have for the GOP in general, and it leadership in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (v6tPi)

54 Boehner kissing Pelosi is the best possible public service ad to demonstrate the tragic actions and consequences of excessive, daily, long term alcohol consumption....

Posted by: The roost aint what it used to be at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (7GI9v)

55 Oompa Loompas in paradise.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (W5DcG)

56 She hash shome great funbags, I tells ya.

Posted by: Weeping Boner at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (Dwehj)

57 Man that cat sure has some balls,
wish he was licking them out of office/

Posted by: Shameless Uper at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (/WmRg)

58 If George Soros funded a "fifth column" conservative website to undermine the Republicans' chances from within by demoralizing, depressing turnout, and causing dissension, how would it differ from AOSHQ?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (t2m1Y)

59 He choose death by bunga bunga!

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (8ZskC)

60 >>Eww, how drunk do you have to be to kiss Skeletors grandma?

He's got his other hand around her waist.

Squeezing her boob.

I like the younger ones.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (sQzB6)

61 In before the Republican Toadys!

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 08:42 PM (rwI+c)

62 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (t2m1Y)

Your "concern" has been duly noted.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 08:42 PM (V+kmg)

63 I guarantee you that thousands of experts studying culture, demographics, media, and human behavior have worked out how long a candidate can crap all over their voters before they have to start acting like they care in order to be reelected, then what it takes to overcome any ill will they have built up in the campaign.

And John Boehner has that data in his hands.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 08:42 PM (39g3+)

64 58 If George Soros funded a "fifth column" conservative website to undermine the Republicans' chances from within by demoralizing, depressing turnout, and causing dissension, how would it differ from AOSHQ?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
----------------

Less asshole trolls?

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2015 08:42 PM (fWLrt)

65 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (t2m1Y)

it would have MOAR TROLLS!!!!

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 21, 2015 08:42 PM (AkOaV)

66 Hey kids! Watch me make out with yer great-gran'ma!

Posted by: Uncle Boner at April 21, 2015 08:42 PM (P55y/)

67 Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2015 08:42 PM (fWLrt)

Interesting...

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 21, 2015 08:43 PM (AkOaV)

68 At least he is choosing age appropriate persons to attack, unlike our Veep.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at April 21, 2015 08:43 PM (uPxUo)

69 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (t2m1Y)

You, sir, are a great American!

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at April 21, 2015 08:43 PM (QRz0C)

70 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

The first mistake would have been relying on a Moron Horde to win America.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 08:43 PM (0NdlF)

71 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:41

Not the Rubicon to die on?

Posted by: Weeping Boner at April 21, 2015 08:43 PM (Dwehj)

72 Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at April 21, 2015 08:43 PM (QRz0C)

I think all chaps are 'assless' by their nature.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 21, 2015 08:43 PM (AkOaV)

73 58 If George Soros funded a "fifth column" conservative website to undermine the Republicans' chances from within by demoralizing, depressing turnout, and causing dissension, how would it differ from AOSHQ?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (t2m1Y)



You'd be able to post hyperlinks and everyone would be able to use ampersands.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2015 08:43 PM (z/Ubi)

74 Boehner, among his many other weaknesses, harbors a potent Botox addiction.

Posted by: The roost aint what it used to be at April 21, 2015 08:44 PM (7GI9v)

75
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (t2m1Y)







Blah blah blah blah fifth column blah blah blah blah sand in my vag blah blah blah blah I'm so depressed blah blah blah blah

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 08:44 PM (ynQIy)

76 That is one orange dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2015 08:44 PM (iHjB5)

77 You'd be able to post hyperlinks and everyone would be able to use ampersands.

He can afford the good stuff.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 08:44 PM (rwI+c)

78 Nom Nom.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at April 21, 2015 08:44 PM (/EkKm)

79 John, get a room at the Myrmidon Hotel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2015 08:44 PM (W5DcG)

80 The first mistake would have been relying on a Moron Horde to win America.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 08:43 PM (0NdlF)


Excel....I said....excellent points. Point? Pointage? I lovesh yoush guys.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 08:44 PM (V+kmg)

81 Should have been below the fold.

It's like Jawa Report when they were putting decapitated heads right when you loaded the page. Horrifying. Have some sympathy.

Posted by: wooga at April 21, 2015 08:45 PM (JXjf9)

82 John, I meant kiss my ass cheeks.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 21, 2015 08:45 PM (nbGZj)

Posted by: miss at April 21, 2015 08:45 PM (Dwehj)

84 58 If George Soros funded a "fifth column" conservative website to undermine the Republicans' chances from within by demoralizing, depressing turnout, and causing dissension, how would it differ from AOSHQ?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (t2m1Y)



Oh, so this picture was just a Photoshop. Whew, that's a relief.

In reality, John Boehner is doggedly fighting for conservative principles, and gives no quarter to Obama and the Democrats.

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

85 Now that a Denver judge has declared chimpanzees to be "Persons", does this mean bakers can be forced to bake cakes for human-chimp weddings?

Posted by: The Political Person at April 21, 2015 08:45 PM (0Ew3K)

86 I remember this scene from Cocoon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2015 08:45 PM (8ZskC)

87

External solid state drive -- anyone have one?

They sell a 1TB external ssd for $100. Sounds like a good deal to create one's video library, no?

I download, watch, and delete. If I kept all the tv shows and movies I had downloaded I would now have one heck of a entertainment library.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 08:46 PM (rYGv1)

88 Only in a leftist's head is a monkey a person and an unborn baby not.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 08:46 PM (39g3+)

89 You know the old joke from the photo of Obama kissing her:

Pelosi: I've had so many skin grafts, he's actually kissing my ass.

Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 21, 2015 08:46 PM (3F6F8)

90 Ooops. I need a map to post here.Sorry.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at April 21, 2015 08:46 PM (Dwehj)

91 Fuck the GOP!

Yeah, baby.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 21, 2015 08:46 PM (QRz0C)

92 So Ace is on the Soros payroll? It all starts to make sense!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2015 08:46 PM (8ZskC)

93 I think all chaps are 'assless' by their nature.

Yes, I have a question about that.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at April 21, 2015 08:46 PM (Dwehj)

94
That's a still vid cap from Lemon Party, right?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 08:47 PM (ynQIy)

95 Your "concern" has been duly noted.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 08:42 PM (V+kmg)

I sure hope you're taking names in preparation for upcoming events!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 08:47 PM (ftVQq)

96 Fuck the GOP!

Yeah, baby.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 21, 2015 08:46 PM (QRz0C)


Not again!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Purple Sparkly Strap-On at April 21, 2015 08:47 PM (V+kmg)

97 They sell a 1TB external ssd for $100. Sounds like a good deal to create one's video library, no?



I download, watch, and delete. If I kept all the tv shows and movies
I had downloaded I would now have one heck of a entertainment library.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 08:46 PM (rYGv1)

**************
Had a terabyte in Afghanistan. Network it and your friends will love you forever.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:47 PM (t2m1Y)

98 >>John, I meant kiss my ass cheeks.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi

Oops. I thought I was. Understandable mistake what with your breath and all.

Posted by: John Boehner at April 21, 2015 08:47 PM (sQzB6)

99
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon



Your current concern status is:
==========================
[X] Noted
[ ] Other Than Noted

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 08:47 PM (kdS6q)

100 So Ace is on the Soros payroll? It all starts to make sense!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2015 08:46 PM (8ZskC)

Crap, Ace's cover is blown!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 08:48 PM (ftVQq)

101 External solid state drive -- anyone have one?

They sell a 1TB external ssd for $100. Sounds like a good deal to create one's video library, no?

I download, watch, and delete. If I kept all the tv shows and movies I had downloaded I would now have one heck of a entertainment library.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc.


Don't have one but I have been tracking price/performance of SSDs for a while.

$100 for 1TB sounds like a scam.

Sorry.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 08:48 PM (P55y/)

102 I sure hope you're taking names in preparation for upcoming events!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 08:47 PM (ftVQq)


Yes, but I will hopefully will have recovered from my alcohol induced coma by the time the NoVAMoMee gets here.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 08:48 PM (V+kmg)

103 #63 Read your post then spewed my beer all over my screen.
And you are probably correct.

Posted by: The roost aint what it used to be at April 21, 2015 08:48 PM (7GI9v)

104 They sell a 1TB external ssd for $100. Sounds like a good deal to create one's video library, no?


Link please? That price is too low for an SSD. Did you mean an HD?

I got a 1.5 TB HD for $100 3 years ago, you should be able to do better than 1 TB.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 08:49 PM (0NdlF)

105 Pelosi: I've had so many skin grafts, he's actually kissing my ass.>>>

One more facelift and Pelosi will be sporting a goatee.

Posted by: Robinson at April 21, 2015 08:49 PM (5gToQ)

106 Substitute "Dr Ruth" with "Nancy Pelosi"...

http://tinyurl.com/of9stpc

Posted by: weew at April 21, 2015 08:49 PM (0tmLY)

107 101
I have a Internal SSD on this comp. It has been great (fast, seems reliable so far) but it was pretty damn pricey when I got it for the amount of storage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2015 08:49 PM (iHjB5)

108 Open Puss
Thread got nothin to do with this.

Posted by: Shameless Uper at April 21, 2015 08:50 PM (/WmRg)

109 One more facelift and Pelosi will be sporting a goatee.
Posted by: Robinson
----------------------

She'd have a hockey playoff beard.

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2015 08:50 PM (fWLrt)

110 I have two external 2TBs that I use to back up my home system on a weekly basis. One I keep at work so the data is safe even if the house burns down. So I'm always Grandfather, father, son.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 08:50 PM (rwI+c)

111 Your current concern status is:
==========================
[X] Noted
[ ] Duly Noted
[ ] Other Than Noted
[ ] Ignored


FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 08:50 PM (V+kmg)

112 They are all friends in DC, we are the "other" and conservatives are more "other" than the rest.

Optics matter and Boehner must be aware of it so this must be another finger to his voters.

For a GOP leader Boehner is a great Dem.

Posted by: Decaf at April 21, 2015 08:50 PM (zVkq2)

113 There goes dinner. Yuck.
Thanks Drew

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 08:50 PM (4ka5+)

114 Not pictured: Nancy stroking his pussy while John grabbed her cock.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2015 08:50 PM (24cDm)

115 Someone has been watching too much Joe Biden.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 21, 2015 08:50 PM (kd7aw)

116 I really, REALLY hate when people who are supposed to be representing me are amicable to people who are doing their level best to destroy any parts of my life that they can find a way to touch.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 21, 2015 08:50 PM (5DGKy)

117 John, I meant kiss my ass cheeks.

What with all those face lifts, chances are...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 08:50 PM (39g3+)

118 280
Palin Steele



Posted by: toby928(C) trust me, I knows shit at April 21, 2015 08:31 PM (rwI+c)

Erg!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 21, 2015 08:50 PM (0FSuD)

119 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 08:48 PM (P55y/)

I just got a 240GB SSD (ballpark $90-100 on Amazon) as the C: drive in my new computer replacing 5+ year old junk. All I can say is 15.6 seconds to the Windows 7 login screen from a cold start.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 08:51 PM (ftVQq)

120
$100 for 1TB sounds like a scam.

new on ebay Western Digital My Passport Air

but it's formatted for Mac, which means it's worthless to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 08:51 PM (rYGv1)

121 Somebody could actually beat him in the next cycle with that photo...
But it is OHIO..

Posted by: Shameless Uper at April 21, 2015 08:51 PM (/WmRg)

122 58 If George Soros funded a "fifth column" conservative website to
undermine the Republicans' chances from within by demoralizing,
depressing turnout, and causing dissension, how would it differ from
AOSHQ?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (t2m1Y)

If the GOP were a bunch of filthy Fifth Column traitors that sought to betray their voting base by constantly raising taxes, raising spending, supporting the weakening of our military, supporting a Marxist president, and silencing dissent, how would it be any different than the "opposition party" sitting in Congress today?

FIFY

Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 21, 2015 08:51 PM (A9KzJ)

123
External solid state drive -- anyone have one?

They sell a 1TB external ssd for $100. Sounds like a good deal to create one's video library, no?

I download, watch, and delete. If I kept all the tv shows and movies I had downloaded I would now have one heck of a entertainment library.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 08:46 PM (rYGv1)








Don't buy Seagate. They suck donkey balls. If you're very very lucky they'll last about 2 years before going tits up. My last Seagate (1.5 yrs old) just started crapping out last night. I've been moving files ever since.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 08:51 PM (ynQIy)

124 PSA: Conservatives, you are all property of the Republican Party and will vote accordingly! Demoralizing dissent and depressed turnout will be punished untill morality improves!

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 21, 2015 08:51 PM (EhZc0)

125 Religion, it's what's for dinner or something

Posted by: Poo Poo at April 21, 2015 08:52 PM (0FSuD)

126 No one should be surprised. Not the slightest.

This is what this country has become: a group of amoral, in-it-only-for-themselves traitors who, in the final analysis will band together no matter what ideology the profess, because it boils down to Us vs. Them.

They will support the most corrupt, America-hating president in our history because there's a payoff in it for them. Each Democrat, each Republican, has long since sold their soul to the Devil, knowing full well that we will follow Poppin' Fresh's dictum: First, do no Bad Optics.

We have lost our country. The only means of saving it are nearly as bad as accepting its final decline.

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 21, 2015 08:52 PM (P8YHq)

127
Man cited for 'killing' uncooperative computer with handgun...

Computer drew first...

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 08:52 PM (iQIUe)

128 Cheapest 1TB SSD external on Newegg is $500

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2015 08:53 PM (W5DcG)

129 Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick in His Mouth at April 21, 2015 08:53 PM (QRz0C)

130 I found Waldo.

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2015 08:53 PM (fWLrt)

131 Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 08:51 PM (rYGv1)

Pretty easy to reformat...

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 21, 2015 08:53 PM (AkOaV)

132 Gag me with a spoon. OTOH watching Boner bus San Fran Nan is enough to make me upchuck without the spoon.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 21, 2015 08:54 PM (Sda6L)

133 new on ebay Western Digital My Passport Air

but it's formatted for Mac, which means it's worthless to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc.


Sounds like a refurb. Still not 100% legit.

Caveat emptor.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 08:54 PM (P55y/)

134 Do my ankles make me look fat?

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at April 21, 2015 08:54 PM (0FSuD)

135 Posted by: MrScribbler at April 21, 2015 08:52 PM (P8YHq)

But on the plus side, at least they're going out in style. Go big or go home, amirite?

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 21, 2015 08:54 PM (AkOaV)

136 Also,

Was that a USB 3.0?

Better make sure you system has a 3.0 cnx.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 08:54 PM (P55y/)

137 Religion, it's what's for dinner or something
Posted by: Poo Poo at April 21, 2015 08:52 PM (0FSuD)


Oh yeah. Tell me what your god eats for lunch? Well, tell me!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2015 08:55 PM (W5DcG)

138 Looking at that smooch, is it too much to hope that Boner is a member of the Mafia?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 21, 2015 08:55 PM (oKE6c)

139 She sure is pretty. She's like 80 years old. Freaky.

Posted by: ccoffer at April 21, 2015 08:56 PM (/I1ti)

140 Poor John doesn't have much solid state left in his hard drive. 'Tis a pity.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at April 21, 2015 08:56 PM (Dwehj)

141 53 Words cannot convey the loathing and contempt I have for the GOP in general, and it leadership in particular.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April

What's next, McConnell smooching Dingy Hairy Reid?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 08:56 PM (4ka5+)

142 Good lord! I've fired Boehner 10 times now, and that a**hole keeps showing up to work, dammit!

Posted by: rc at April 21, 2015 08:56 PM (J4ZHs)

143 I saw daddy kissing Santa Claws.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2015 08:56 PM (W5DcG)

144 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (t2m1Y)

You're a little late to the party (no pun intended), bro. That "we need to be loyal to the GOP or the Dems will run the country" ship sailed about 10 years ago.

Or did you not notice all the betrayals that happened after the GOP won a majority in Congress, oh, about 5 months ago?

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 21, 2015 08:57 PM (qhXBN)

145
Pixy won't allow ebay links.
But here's a 3TB external for $90.

http://tinyurl.com/nh67d2a

and this one for $99
WD My Passport 2TB External Hard Drive, USB 3.0, Black, USB Powered

http://tinyurl.com/q7h3exb

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 08:57 PM (rYGv1)

146 "What's next, McConnell smooching Dingy Hairy Reid?"

That never happened. Unless you've got pictures.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick in His Mouth at April 21, 2015 08:57 PM (QRz0C)

147 Somebody could actually beat him in the next cycle with that photo...
But it is OHIO southern OHIO ..
Posted by: Shameless Uper at April 21, 2015 08:51 PM (/WmRg)


fixed

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 21, 2015 08:57 PM (kd7aw)

148 134 Do my ankles make me look fat?

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at April 21, 2015 08:54 PM (0FSuD)

No, but your pot belly and sagging mammary glands do

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2015 08:57 PM (4ka5+)

149 new on ebay Western Digital My Passport Air

Ah, small form factor external HDs. I see.

I'm pretty sure it'll work just fine with a PC ... but I'm not a fan of getting electronics from ebay.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 08:58 PM (0NdlF)

150 This is what this country has become: a group of amoral, in-it-only-for-themselves traitors


Still, being a member of a group of amoral, in-it-only-for-themselves traitors isn't all roses, so give us amoral, in-it-only-for-themselves traitors some love too.

Posted by: Nicolae Ceausceau at April 21, 2015 08:59 PM (oKE6c)

151 Good lord! I've fired Boehner 10 times now, and that a**hole keeps showing up to work, dammit!>>>

I can't live without my red Swingline stapler.

Posted by: Boehner at April 21, 2015 08:59 PM (5gToQ)

152 "A Walk" has a bang up opening scene.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 08:59 PM (rwI+c)

153 I bet he won't take this sitting down.....



http://tinyurl.com/note3wh

Posted by: Molly k. at April 21, 2015 08:59 PM (OFkLn)

154 122
58 If George Soros funded a "fifth column" conservative website to

undermine the Republicans' chances from within by demoralizing,

depressing turnout, and causing dissension, how would it differ from

AOSHQ?


Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (t2m1Y)

If
the GOP were a bunch of filthy Fifth Column traitors that sought to
betray their voting base by constantly raising taxes, raising spending,
supporting the weakening of our military, supporting a Marxist
president, and silencing dissent, how would it be any different than the
"opposition party" sitting in Congress today?

FIFY


Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 21, 2015 08:51 PM (A9KzJ)

*****************
Brilliant post there, GSF. You don't even realize that you are proving my point.
Really, what is the purpose of this blog? At least one of two things has to be true: 1. The intent is to persuade (in which case it is crystal clear what DrewM and Ace are actually up to, if you look at the daily diet of elective negativism pulled out of cyberspace and directed at our side, then duly parrotted by some, not all, morons), or 2. The blog doesn't persuade anyone of anything (in which case it is just a form of mental masturbation). They are not mutually exclusive, by the way.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:59 PM (t2m1Y)

155
Better make sure you system has a 3.0 cnx.

Were you not here yesterday?
I spent half the day talking about puters, and the new Used I just bought. Damn tootin it has a ubs 3.0!

or usb, or whatever.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 08:59 PM (rYGv1)

156 Lemon Square?

You need to keep up your strength.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 08:39 PM (V+kmg)


*noms sadly*

Posted by: alexthechick at April 21, 2015 09:00 PM (IrByp)

157 "directed at our side"

I don't think "our side" means what you think it means.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 21, 2015 09:01 PM (QRz0C)

158 You're a little late to the party (no pun intended),
bro. That "we need to be loyal to the GOP or the Dems will run the
country" ship sailed about 10 years ago.

Or did you not notice all the betrayals that happened after the GOP won a majority in Congress, oh, about 5 months ago?


Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 21, 2015 08:57 PM (qhXBN)

*********************
As we all know from the MSM, editorial decisions about what is and what is not newsworthy are anything but neutral. This is an elective post that didn't have any real news value, except to prove for the millionth time why DrewM hates the GOP. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:01 PM (t2m1Y)

159
Boehner kissing Pelosi...

Being in high government is like heroine.

It's a drug.

Boehner is an addict.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 09:01 PM (MDgS8)

160 This is what this country has become: a group of amoral, in-it-only-for-themselves traitors

In a Democracy, you get the leadership that reflects the character of the voters. A virtuous people with honor would never elect treacherous scumbags over and over.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:01 PM (39g3+)

161 It must be like kissing a snare drum.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 21, 2015 09:01 PM (b4b5c)

162 "127
Man cited for 'killing' uncooperative computer with handgun...

Computer drew first..."

Not if it's Windows 8.

Come to think of it, he probably shot it because it is Windows 8.

Posted by: Decaf at April 21, 2015 09:01 PM (zVkq2)

163 Why..., it's almost as if..., as if..., it is a mutual admiration club.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 09:01 PM (cQ7p2)

164 Really, what is the purpose of this blog?

To make you cry like a little girl.

Posted by: success! at April 21, 2015 09:02 PM (sPfb6)

165
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:59 PM (t2m1Y)


"...our side..."


You're funny!


Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 21, 2015 09:02 PM (qhXBN)

166
Ah, small form factor external HDs. I see.

I have no idea what that means. Right now I store all my keeper vids on sandisk flash drives (which have never let me down), but I'd like something more durable and larger. Does this do the trick? It's not like I'm storing the Library of Congress, just mainly episodes of King of the Hill and Farscape.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 09:02 PM (rYGv1)

167 The blog doesn't persuade anyone of anything (in which case it is just a form of mental masturbation).

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:59 PM (t2m1Y)

Well, this is the internet. Non-persuading masturbation (in all it's many aspects) is kind of it's raison d'erte.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2015 09:03 PM (iHjB5)

168
The blog doesn't persuade anyone of anything (in which case it is just a form of mental masturbation).









You clearly don't know shit about Teh Horde. MENTAL masturbation????? What's that?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 09:03 PM (ynQIy)

169 Well, this is the internet. Non-persuading masturbation (in all it's many aspects) is kind of it's raison d'erte.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2015 09:03 PM (iHjB5)

*************
True dat.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:03 PM (t2m1Y)

170 Regarding the Pelosi/Boehner smoochfest:


There is but one party and the DC Establishment Party is its name. It has a Republican wing and a Democrat wing to lull unsuspecting voters into thinking they have a choice and that their votes actually count. The job of both wings of the Party are to ensure an ever-increasing government thus increasing the amount of graft available for redistribution by the representatives to the representatives. The GOP wing Party members adopt a "principled Constitutional" camouflage roughly three months before each election and shed it completely within a month after the election! The Democrat wing Party members don't need to hide their statist tendencies from the idiots in their exquisitely gerrymandered districts, so they're typically full bore socialist through as many election cycles as they can handle before dying!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:03 PM (ftVQq)

171 No matter how much he sucks up, he won't be allowed to sit at the cool kids table.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 21, 2015 09:04 PM (6fIOn)

172 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:59 PM (t2m1Y)

Good thing we don't have camera feeds!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:04 PM (ftVQq)

173
Is Cloud Backup a scam?
I don't want my shit in some cloud.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 09:05 PM (rYGv1)

174 1. The intent is to persuade (in which case it is crystal clear what DrewM and Ace are actually up to, if you look at the daily diet of elective negativism pulled out of cyberspace and directed at our side, then duly parrotted by some, not all, morons),


I was so negativized by this blog, that I expected Obama to lose in 2008 and 2012.

Har, har, Ace, you pessimist you. Way to dampen conservativism as part of a secret Soros conspiracy.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 09:05 PM (0NdlF)

175 Keep going, Caesar. You're doing just fine.

Posted by: Your Betters at the GOPe at April 21, 2015 09:05 PM (Dwehj)

176 Nancy's bukkake treatments always make her facial skin extra smooth and leathery.

Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2015 09:05 PM (ty633)

177 158 You're a little late to the party (no pun intended),
bro. That "we need to be loyal to the GOP or the Dems will run the
country" ship sailed about 10 years ago.

Or did you not notice all the betrayals that happened after the GOP won a majority in Congress, oh, about 5 months ago?


Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 21, 2015 08:57 PM (qhXBN)

*********************
As we all know from the MSM, editorial decisions about what is and what is not newsworthy are anything but neutral. This is an elective post that didn't have any real news value, except to prove for the millionth time why DrewM hates the GOP. Good luck with that.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:01 PM (t2m1Y)



So are we to understand that you are pro-kissing Nancy pelosi on the cheek

Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2015 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)

178

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon




Go back to NRO, yea wee girl.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 09:05 PM (kdS6q)

179
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:59 PM (t2m1Y)

Good thing we don't have camera feeds!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:04 PM (ftVQq)









Dood, you have NO idea......

Posted by: The Ghosts that watch IllTemperedCur fap at April 21, 2015 09:06 PM (ynQIy)

180 MENTAL masturbation????? What's that?

It's rape.

Posted by: no good deed at April 21, 2015 09:06 PM (GgxVX)

181 I hope his lips fall off.

Posted by: freaked at April 21, 2015 09:06 PM (JdEZJ)

182 Did someone mention fapping?

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2015 09:06 PM (fWLrt)

183 Is Cloud Backup a scam?
I don't want my shit in some cloud.


Don't put your nood pics in there. Security/privacy and "Internet/NSA/Google has a copy" is exclusive.

On the plus side, it should be well backed up.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 09:06 PM (0NdlF)

184
"Chimpanzees Granted Habeas Corpus, a Right Normally Reserved for Humans"

http://goo.gl/ZdEEoh

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:07 PM (iQIUe)

185
MENTAL masturbation????? What's that?

It's rape.

Posted by: no good deed at April 21, 2015 09:06 PM (GgxVX)








I like rape.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 09:07 PM (ynQIy)

186 So let me get this straight. This is DrewM's position:

1. I hate Republicans, and especially the Speaker of the House.

2. However, although I hate him, I demand that John Boehner act like an asshole toward the Democrats at all times.

3. He does not do that, despite the fact that I hate him and will never support him. Therefore, see #1.

Is that about it?

Maybe I should add #4, Let It Burn.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:07 PM (t2m1Y)

187 How dare DrewM and ace use their mind control rays on our wonderful representatives in congress to make them continually sell us out just so they can write blog posts about it. It's dastardly. For shame.

Posted by: Little Ceasars Pizza Pizza at April 21, 2015 09:07 PM (z/Ubi)

188 Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:03 PM (ftVQq)

This is quite quotable. I shall archive it.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 21, 2015 09:08 PM (qhXBN)

189 How dare DrewM and ace use their mind control rays

Those rays are very dangerous to most U.S. Americans.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at April 21, 2015 09:09 PM (Dwehj)

190 It's dastardly. For shame.

Infamous! Shocking!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:09 PM (39g3+)

191 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

The Internet is vast. Explore it.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:09 PM (rwI+c)

192 Maybe I should add #4, Let It Burn.


Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:07 PM (t2m1Y)

Finally, you're getting down to practical real world solutions!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:10 PM (ftVQq)

193
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:59 PM (t2m1Y)

So shit or get off the pot, as your erstwhile namesake did, you wanker.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 21, 2015 09:10 PM (95CzI)

194 The Internet is vast. Explore it.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:09 PM (rwI+c)


Sorry if your mind is about to explode.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:10 PM (t2m1Y)

195 But here's a 3TB external for $90.

http://tinyurl.com/nh67d2a

and this one for $99
WD My Passport 2TB External Hard Drive, USB 3.0, Black, USB Powered

http://tinyurl.com/q7h3exb

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc.


Neither are SSD, amigo.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 09:11 PM (P55y/)

196 I use neetsfoot oil to keep my face smooth and supple.

Posted by: Nancypants at April 21, 2015 09:11 PM (kd7aw)

197 Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 21, 2015 09:08 PM (qhXBN)

Thanks, maybe I should do that as well while I'm still functional.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:11 PM (ftVQq)

198 Sorry if your mind is about to explode.

That doesn't even make sense. Are you drunk?

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:12 PM (rwI+c)

199 Sorry if your mind is about to explode.

You wouldn't happen to be one of those flyover trucon farmers, would you?

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 21, 2015 09:12 PM (Dwehj)

200 186
So let me get this straight. This is DrewM's position:

1. I hate establishment Republicans, and especially whose leader is the Speaker of the House.

2. However, although I hate him, I demand that John Boehner act like an asshole toward the Democrats at all times at least occasionally, like voting in opposition, or perhaps using his majority to do something other than try to fool the base.

3. He does not do that, despite the fact that I hate him vote for Republicans and will never support him. Therefore, see #1.

Is that about it?

Maybe I should add #4, Let It Burn.


Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:07 PM (t2m1Y)

FIFY

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 21, 2015 09:13 PM (qhXBN)

201 "Are you drunk?"

Don't bother me, son, I'm tryin' to get laid here.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at April 21, 2015 09:13 PM (QRz0C)

202 Let us not forget Newt on the couch with Pelosi. This shit has been going on for a while.

To hell with bipartisanship. I want someone to kick ass and makes no excuses.

Posted by: freaked at April 21, 2015 09:13 PM (JdEZJ)

203
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon




Notice you don't seem to be persuading anybody much? Maybe public discourse isn't your forte?

Have you ever considered taking up wood burning as your hobby instead?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 09:14 PM (kdS6q)

204 198
Sorry if your mind is about to explode.



That doesn't even make sense. Are you drunk?

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:12 PM (rwI+c)

Never mind, I can see how being confronted with a point of view that does not conform to the groupthink might not be capable of being understood in certain quarters.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:14 PM (t2m1Y)

205 Oh, look, someone who wants to tell people on the internet why they're wrong.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 21, 2015 09:14 PM (bLnSU)

206 Gad I just saw that pic on the reload and now I want to hurl.

Posted by: freaked at April 21, 2015 09:14 PM (JdEZJ)

207 I've noticed a pretty common thread with trolls, particularly leftist types: they're vastly arrogant and certain they're offering such amazing zingers and unanswerable points that people are helplessly changed and their minds blow.

Damn I'm good, they think. I always win my arguments, these people are getting mad at me because they are losing and feel stupid! I'm so great! Their minds are exploding with the reality I'm hitting them with!

They're the only ones in the room that can't see how silly and pathetic they look.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:14 PM (39g3+)

208 The point is the GOP can lick my sweaty taint.

Posted by: Epileptic Caesar at April 21, 2015 09:14 PM (jOumW)

209 check out CAC's twitter feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:15 PM (0O7c5)

210 Never mind, I can see how being confronted with a point of view that does not conform to the groupthink might not be capable of being understood in certain quarters.

Your snark-fu is weak, old man.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:15 PM (rwI+c)

211
Toby's mind is incapable of exploding.

It was vastened in the time of the Pharaohs.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 09:15 PM (MDgS8)

212 check out CAC's twitter feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby?

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:15 PM (rwI+c)

213 @ConArtCritic

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:15 PM (0O7c5)

214 John Boehner once tried the same come-on with Michelle Obama, but she ripped his arm off and sucked all of the marrow from his humerus.

Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2015 09:15 PM (ty633)

215 Plus I copped a feel of her large rib protectors.

Posted by: Orange Boehner at April 21, 2015 09:15 PM (JO9+V)

216 Boehner probably got botox all over his lips.

Posted by: MacGruber at April 21, 2015 09:15 PM (+G3Z0)

217 Have you ever considered taking up wood burning as your hobby instead?

But that would cause Global Warmening, which would undermine Republicans in the Capital.

What are you, a Soros mole? You work for ace too, I bet.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 09:15 PM (0NdlF)

218
Neither are SSD, amigo.

Son of a...

I just re-read the descriptions.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 09:15 PM (rYGv1)

219 Baby?

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:15 PM (rwI+c)


YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:15 PM (0O7c5)

220 "...our side..."

You're funny!

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 21, 2015 09:02 PM (qhXBN)
---
^This!

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 21, 2015 09:16 PM (EhZc0)

221 200 You would never hear about such occasions when the opposition does oppose, because they are not considered newsworthy on this blog, particularly if DrewM is choosing what to post, because they do not fit the approved story line.


Gotta go -- have a great muster, Aggies!!!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:16 PM (t2m1Y)

222 YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Woot!

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:17 PM (rwI+c)

223 You could always try listing for us all the great conservative legislative achievements Boehner has spearheaded, which should make us continue to want to vote for the GOP.

Posted by: if you wanted to do something other than whine at April 21, 2015 09:17 PM (sPfb6)

224 So let me get this straight. This is DrewM's position:

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


Just for fun, I bet you think the Cooker bill is a staid, wise piece of legislation that will have absolutely no bad repercussions, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 09:18 PM (P55y/)

225 Let us not forget Newt on the couch with Pelosi. This shit has been going on for a while.
-------------

"I am pleased to honor Mrs. Clinton with this Liberty Medal..."

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 21, 2015 09:18 PM (cQ7p2)

226 CAC had a baby?

Posted by: freaked at April 21, 2015 09:18 PM (JdEZJ)

227
Never mind, I can see how being confronted with a point of view that does not conform to the groupthink might not be capable of being understood in certain quarters.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Now this is when you declare you've won the internet for the day, so you're leaving in triumph:

Gotta go
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Yep. Just like that.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 09:18 PM (kdS6q)

228 hatred is what I feel for the beltway crowd

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 21, 2015 09:19 PM (7RXcs)

229 Toby's mind is incapable of exploding.

It was vastened in the time of the Pharaohs.
Posted by: eleven
-------------

Eh, it's the nose you have to be careful of.

Posted by: The Sphinx at April 21, 2015 09:20 PM (cQ7p2)

230 Let us not forget Newt on the couch with Pelosi. This shit has been going on for a while.

Yeah and during the 2012 election most conservatives were willing to forgive him as long as he kept kicking the media in the pills. That's how they get away with it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:20 PM (39g3+)

231 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:16 PM (t2m1Y)

OK, so name one time since the 2014 Congress convened.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 21, 2015 09:20 PM (qhXBN)

232
Do they make plaid diapers? New CACkid needs plaid diapers.

Congrats, dood.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 09:21 PM (ynQIy)

233 Somebody please inform the Speaker that it is certain toads that one licks to get high. I can understand the confusion though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2015 09:21 PM (JO9+V)

234 Palomino! Palomino!

Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2015 09:22 PM (Ua6T/)

235 This picture of Boehner bussing Piglosi ought to be a campaign poster--against the GOPe. Tells you all you need to know about this drunken fraud's priorities.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 21, 2015 09:22 PM (+kznc)

236 or 'Corker' bill even.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 09:23 PM (P55y/)

237 Caesar North of The Rubicon is/was a long-time presence here. Strongly suggesting someone else is using the name. Isn't there a term for that?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2015 09:24 PM (xq1UY)

238 226 CAC had a baby?
Posted by: freaked at April 21, 2015 09:18 PM (JdEZJ)


Technically, his wife did.

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

239 Egad I saw it again. He must have been really drunk. Pelosi looks like she's at the height of ecstasy.

I hope his lips fall off AND his teeth fall out.

Posted by: freaked at April 21, 2015 09:24 PM (JdEZJ)

240
https://twitter.com/ConArtCritic

Nothing has happened. He refuses to come out.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:25 PM (iQIUe)

241 Nancy Pelosi has to be one of the most unlikable human beings in the world, its amazing anyone would even want to be that close to her let alone do something so intimate.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:25 PM (39g3+)

242 Congrats to CAC and the little one, he is a fighter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2015 09:26 PM (iHjB5)

243 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:25 PM (39g3+)

I shudder to think what happens in those late night closed door backroom meetings!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:26 PM (ftVQq)

244 "241
Nancy Pelosi has to be one of the most unlikable human beings in the
world, its amazing anyone would even want to be that close to her let
alone do something so intimate."

Money and power are very persuasive.

Posted by: Null at April 21, 2015 09:26 PM (xjpRj)

245 >>Nancy Pelosi has to be one of the most unlikable
human beings in the world, its amazing anyone would even want to be that
close to her let alone do something so intimate.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor

She has children. Think on that.

Posted by: Aviator at April 21, 2015 09:27 PM (sQzB6)

246 Nancy Pelosi has to be one of the most unlikable human beings in the world,
Posted by: Christopher
------------

Have we ever met?

Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 21, 2015 09:27 PM (cQ7p2)

247 Well San Francisco, a lot of drugs back when she wasn't a terrifying skeleton can do a lot.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:28 PM (39g3+)

248 She has children. Think on that.

Behold my power.

Posted by: Alcohol at April 21, 2015 09:28 PM (rwI+c)

249
I shudder to think what happens in those late night closed door backroom meetings!

Boehner balls deep in Gin and Tonic with Nancy giving him a Mississippi mudslide.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 09:28 PM (MDgS8)

250 Bohner needs to get laid.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 21, 2015 09:28 PM (cQ7p2)

251 While it may be true that Boehner has never given a blow job, he's not unfamiliar with the flavor of cock.

Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2015 09:28 PM (ty633)

252
BABY FINNIGAN RAUS!

Get that baby butt out now!

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:29 PM (iQIUe)

253 Posted by: Little Ceasars Pizza Pizza at April 21, 2015 09:07 PM (z/Ubi)

Heh.

Posted by: Golfman at April 21, 2015 09:30 PM (48QDY)

254 I teally think that Boehner and Mcconnell are trolling us at this point.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 09:30 PM (mGBKM)

255 CAC had a baby?

Technically, his wife did.


Well he helped. A little.

Congratulations to Mr and Mrs CAC and best wishes to the little one!

Posted by: freaked at April 21, 2015 09:30 PM (JdEZJ)

256
The baby hasnt been born yet...

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:31 PM (iQIUe)

257
What if the baby comes out and looks like Ace??

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:31 PM (iQIUe)

258 Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:25 PM (iQIUe)

C-Section Is your friend.

Posted by: Golfman at April 21, 2015 09:31 PM (48QDY)

259 The image is not so much nightmare fuel as a big assistance to bulimia.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:32 PM (39g3+)

260 Money and power are very persuasive.


Posted by: Null at April 21, 2015 09:26 PM (xjpRj)

I think it is something someone else touched on. We have managed to make a very, very insular ruling class. They have far more in common, and spend more time with, each other than they do with their constituents.

Personally, I would prefer the fistfights of the Ukranian parliament.

And bonus: Renaissance-like photos.
http://tinyurl.com/new4dh7

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2015 09:32 PM (iHjB5)

261
I teally think that Boehner and Mcconnell are trolling us at this point.

Throw in a little McCain and you've got a royal house of fuck you asshole.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 09:32 PM (MDgS8)

262 What if the baby comes out and looks like Ace??

Posted by: Bruce J.


Yub-nub!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 09:33 PM (P55y/)

263
What if the baby comes out and looks like Ace??


Or......smelling like ace?

ZOMG......

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 09:33 PM (MDgS8)

264 I teally think that Boehner and Mcconnell are trolling us at this point.

Throw in a little McCain and you've got a royal house of fuck you asshole.
Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 09:32 PM (MDgS

-------

All true. It has to be. All evidence points to this.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:33 PM (A98Xu)

265 Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 09:28 PM (MDgS

TMI, dude, TMI!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:33 PM (ftVQq)

266 Or......smelling like ace?

Like ass and despair.

Posted by: Alcohol at April 21, 2015 09:33 PM (rwI+c)

267 The baby hasnt been born yet...
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:31 PM (iQIUe)


This isn't a time to quibble over minor details.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 21, 2015 09:34 PM (0RdKg)

268 I agree, I don't want fistifights maybe but they are entirely too friendly and incestuous. Mostly because nobody seems to pay a price for it. I mean, people couldn't stand Boehner or McConnell in 2012 but hey, they still got reelected, didn't they?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:34 PM (39g3+)

269 Meghan Kelly now arguing that Hillary Clinton would not try to take away peoples' guns. WTF is wrong with this chick? She's nutz.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 21, 2015 09:34 PM (+kznc)

270 Based on early voting, I'm calling it now, CAC and wife are going to parents tonight.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 21, 2015 09:35 PM (dItuC)

271 237 Stringer, it's me. I have just hit my negativity limit. AOSHQ used to be funny, now it's just angry all the time.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:35 PM (SWqZL)

272
I shudder to think what happens in those late night closed door
backroom meetings!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:26 PM (ftVQq


Have you ever watched "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena"?

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 21, 2015 09:35 PM (kd7aw)

273 I personally don't see these "cross the aisle" bullshit photos ops as a sign of "working together."

We all know it's a matter of flowing money and favors to each other.

F. Them. All.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:36 PM (A98Xu)

274 I don't want fistfights either. I want walking stick beatings.

Posted by: Boehner at April 21, 2015 09:37 PM (5gToQ)

275 Welcome to the world mini-CAC and good luck to you and your newly minted parents!

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 21, 2015 09:37 PM (EhZc0)

276 269 Meghan Kelly now arguing that Hillary Clinton would not try to take away peoples' guns.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 21, 2015 09:34 PM (+kznc)



Of course she won't. Obama also said, "I won't take away your guns."

Both statements are true.

They'll have their government goons do it.

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

277 AOSHQ used to be funny, now it's just angry all the time.

You're harshing my mellow.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:37 PM (rwI+c)

278 It cracks me up that Hillary is campaigning on "don't look back, don't go to the past" while at the same time relying on 90's nostalgia. Amazing trick, that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:37 PM (39g3+)

279 274
Bad Sock

Posted by: Robinson at April 21, 2015 09:37 PM (5gToQ)

280 Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:33 PM (A98Xu)

I can absolutely visualize Boehner, McConnell, Graham, and McCain sitting around after hours drinking taxpayer funded booze and saying "Can you believe the shit sandwich we just served our constituents -- and they ate it!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:38 PM (ftVQq)

281 227 LDC, had to go pick up a kid at a Scout meeting, for what it's worth. Thanks for the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:38 PM (UCpNc)

282 Good luck Mrs CAC!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 09:38 PM (W540W)

283 We have nothing to fear from a second Clinton administration!

Posted by: Meghan Kelly at April 21, 2015 09:38 PM (39g3+)

284 Nice write up over at legal insurrection about how American Jewish pilots helped win Israel's war of independence:

http://tinyurl.com/n43cc2m

Looks like a good movie.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 21, 2015 09:38 PM (BZAd3)

285 And shit this movie is getting depressing.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:38 PM (rwI+c)

286 269 Meghan Kelly now arguing that Hillary Clinton would not try to take away peoples' guns. WTF is wrong with this chick? She's nuts.

------

Meghan Kelly has been bought off, literally, like they all have. On the other hand I don't watch network news of any kind so whatever.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:38 PM (A98Xu)

287 We don't live in times conducive to humor.Shit is serious as a heart attack.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 09:39 PM (mGBKM)

288
Like ass and despair.

With a twist of Old Spice.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 09:39 PM (MDgS8)

289 Sort of funny the oldest candidate in the campaign is trying to do a 1920s style whistle stop campaign. All that's missing is Hillary waving from the back of a train at a crowd.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:40 PM (39g3+)

290 AOSHQ used to be funny, now it's just angry all the time.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 09:35 PM (SWqZL)

In a way, I can agree with that, but I also recognize that part of that is me because I am constantly enraged at what our "representatives" are allowing to happen to this country and sometimes the AoSHQ gallows humor doesn't quite fit the bill!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:41 PM (ftVQq)

291
Mrs. C is passed out from he epidural. She was up last nite in pain (CAC you bastard!). While the epi shd help move things along, I think it is going to be a long nite for all of them.

I hate to say it, but the epi always wears off right near the end when the pain is the worse. Dont tell Mrs. C!

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:41 PM (iQIUe)

292 Stringer, it's me. I have just hit my negativity limit. AOSHQ used to be funny, now it's just angry all the time.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


Out of a perverse curiosity, are you of the opinion that anger is never warranted?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 09:41 PM (P55y/)

293 We don't live in times conducive to humor.Shit is serious as a
heart attack.
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 09:39 PM (mGBKM)


I think that what we do here is called "gallows humor".

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 21, 2015 09:41 PM (kd7aw)

294 Caesar North, yeah, I understand that.

Very very difficult to be funny in times like this. Or even sane. Iowahawk manages but then, he doesn't post as often.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 09:41 PM (W540W)

295 I made and ate a really good dinner. What a waste.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 21, 2015 09:42 PM (e+1S5)

296 For some reason, that picture says "Valley of the Dolls" to me...

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 21, 2015 09:42 PM (1uKzc)

297 Lots to be angry about. We laugh here too. A lot.

This thread is about Boehner not giving a shit about "us" again.

We can be pissed.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:43 PM (A98Xu)

298
Ace is rushing to California. He promised CAC he would cut the cord with his teeth.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:43 PM (iQIUe)

299 THIRD PARTY.


That. Is. All.


Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at April 21, 2015 09:43 PM (TV9BR)

300 293 We don't live in times conducive to humor.Shit is serious as a
heart attack.
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 09:39 PM (mGBKM)


I think that what we do here is called "gallows humor".

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 21, 2015 09:41 PM (kd7aw)

Whistlin' past the graveyard...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2015 09:43 PM (iHjB5)

301 296 For some reason, that picture says "Valley of the Dolls" to me...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 21, 2015 09:42 PM (1uKzc)

-----

hahaha

We're showing our age.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:43 PM (A98Xu)

302 Good food well eaten is never a waste. Its like art: it feeds the soul.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:43 PM (39g3+)

303 I wonder if Boehner donated cartilage to redo Pelosi's face.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:44 PM (A98Xu)

304 We could discuss where the Right is winning. For instance the Puppy slate. The SJWs are losing their shit in amusing fashion.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 09:44 PM (W540W)

305 Good food....bad food....it's all shit amirite?

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 09:44 PM (MDgS8)

306 From an Instapundit link, an irony alert
https://twitter.com/BillNye/status/590661734102409217

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:44 PM (ftVQq)

307 Assholes on Twitter annoyed that Rand Paul called Lindsey Graham and McCain "Obama's lapdogs".They are.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 09:45 PM (mGBKM)

308 257


What if the baby comes out and looks like Ace??

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:31 PM (iQIUe)

That is just soo wrong. Does the child have hairy back?

Congrats CAC

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at April 21, 2015 09:45 PM (0FSuD)

309
There's a big difference between criticizing the negativity (a VERY common criticism of Drew amongst Teh Horde, and a fair criticism at that), and accusing him and ace of having ulterior motives and being Soros moles.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 09:45 PM (ynQIy)

310 off hillabest sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 21, 2015 09:45 PM (0FSuD)

311 Also, I'm not laughing about anything to do with Obamacare. It's hit me hard. These assholes are messing with real people.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:46 PM (A98Xu)

312 Again: Rand Paul actually shows up to the Senate and votes. He takes seriously his duty to his constituents. Graham and McCain despise their constituents.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 09:47 PM (W540W)

313 Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 09:45 PM (mGBKM)


I am not a Rand aficionado by any means but he is sure scoring some points these days.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 09:47 PM (ftVQq)

314
That is just soo wrong. Does the child have hairy back?


Seriously, it probably will have a hairy back. Babies do.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:47 PM (iQIUe)

315
Brandon Finnigan ConArtCritic
And there goes the water.


Ewwwwwwww!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 09:47 PM (kdS6q)

316 Hey, there is also the positive change in attitude towards gun rights.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2015 09:47 PM (iHjB5)

317 Brandon Finnigan @ConArtCritic · 1m 1 minute ago
And there goes the water.
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Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

318
Ewwww. The water broke.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:47 PM (iQIUe)

319 >>>Sort of funny the oldest candidate in the campaign is trying to do a
1920s style whistle stop campaign. All that's missing is Hillary waving
from the back of a train at a crowd.<<<

Also, don't forget Hillary hit all of the speakeasies in Iowa in the Scooby van to get some of that fine gov't subsidized bootleg corn liquor.

Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2015 09:48 PM (ty633)

320 I think a critical question is:

How many seats are the GOPe planing to lose and how many will they actually lose. Either way the senate is a net -10. HOR is tough but I go with net -22.

Frankly, a democrat majority was slightly less worse for the USA.

THIRD PARTY.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at April 21, 2015 09:48 PM (TV9BR)

321 307 Assholes on Twitter annoyed that Rand Paul called Lindsey Graham and McCain "Obama's lapdogs".They are.
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 09:45 PM (mGBKM)



How dare that obvious Soros plant slander two fine upstanding conservative senators in such a way!

Posted by: Little Ceasars Pizza Pizza at April 21, 2015 09:48 PM (z/Ubi)

322 We could discuss where the Right is winning. For instance the Puppy slate. The SJWs are losing their shit in amusing fashion.

I read a pretty good article about how the left winning is actually destroying it, as it always does. They go so crazy and go so far they self destruct and turn on each other. Of course, they tend to take everyone with them in the process...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:48 PM (39g3+)

323 (scrolls up)

Caesar North: it goes a bit far to imply that ace is a Soros mole, after an actual Soros- funded terrorist has tried to dox Ace in court

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 09:48 PM (W540W)

324 304 We could discuss where the Right is winning. For instance the Puppy slate. The SJWs are losing their shit in amusing fashion.


Am looking forward to reading the books and voting on the Hugos.

I already know one story I'm No Awarding.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 09:49 PM (0NdlF)

325 Caesar North of the Rubes,

Are you cool with the GOP maj. Senate not only abdicating their Constitutional responsibility, but inverting the actual power of approving a treaty?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 09:49 PM (P55y/)

326

BTW - Over/under on CAC doing the hippie-thing and eating the placenta.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 09:49 PM (kdS6q)

327 Ewwwwwwww!


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 09:47 PM (kdS6q)

says laurie david's cervix........haha

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:49 PM (0O7c5)

328 "You aren't tweeting that my water broke are you?"
"No."

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:50 PM (0O7c5)

329 Caesar North: it goes a bit far to imply that ace is a Soros mole, after an actual Soros- funded terrorist has tried to dox Ace in court

Clearly a Soros op designed to give Ace more conservative cred.

Wake up sheeple!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2015 09:50 PM (0NdlF)

330 307 Assholes on Twitter annoyed that Rand Paul called Lindsey Graham and McCain "Obama's lapdogs".They are.
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 09:45 PM (mGBKM)


I'm liking Paul lately. He's not afraid to tell it like it is.

I think he has a better chance of peeling off some younger voters from the Dems than any other Republican.

I think Walker/Paul would be a good ticket.

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 09:50 PM (sdi6R)

331 >>318
Ewwww. The water broke.



Wait for the mucus plug.

Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 09:51 PM (dzDtR)

332 What if the GOPe just voted total emperor powers to Obama for life. Then we would have a righteous chance to win the next election for president, maybe with Jeb Bush. That would be sweet.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at April 21, 2015 09:51 PM (TV9BR)

333
"You aren't tweeting that my water broke are you?"
"No."

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:50 PM (0O7c5)









Okay, I didn't just snort at that one. I might have chortled as well.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 09:51 PM (ynQIy)

334
My friend would hear the phrase "mucous plug" and turn white.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:51 PM (iQIUe)

335 If George Soros funded a "fifth column" conservative website to undermine the Republicans' chances from within by demoralizing, depressing turnout, and causing dissension, how would it differ from AOSHQ?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


Why didn't you just accuse Ace of going Little Green Fartballs and be done with your commentary here?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 09:51 PM (P55y/)

336 Ow, my pussy hurts. #childbirth

Posted by: you know someone has tweeted this somewhere at April 21, 2015 09:52 PM (W540W)

337 330
I do not dislike Paul especially. A Walker/Cruz combination would be my first choice. For some reason Paul's hair just makes me nervous...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2015 09:52 PM (iHjB5)

338

When the mucus plug dislodges from your cervix it's called the show, or a bloody show. The jelly-like plug is often blood-tinged or streaked with old, brownish blood when it comes away.



Yep - that old miracle of life....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 09:53 PM (kdS6q)

339 so the cacproduct has popped?

Only got cheap scotch on hand, guess it'll have to do.

Posted by: JEM at April 21, 2015 09:54 PM (Ax5Cx)

340 so the cacproduct has popped?

Only got cheap scotch on hand, guess it'll have to do.

Posted by: JEM at April 21, 2015 09:54 PM (Ax5Cx)

341 For some reason Paul's hair just makes me nervous...



Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2015 09:52 PM (iHjB5)

yes, his hair and his father

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:54 PM (0O7c5)

342 Speaking of distended orifices, Ben Affleck has apologised for trying to cover up his ancestry:
http://variety.com/2015/biz/news/ben-affleck-slavery-pbs-censor-ancestors-1201477075/

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 09:55 PM (W540W)

343
"mucus plug"

Well, was certainly a mistake to google image search that one.

Who wants flan for dessert?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 09:55 PM (kdS6q)

344 At this point I think his dad would make a great choice for pres: just some unhinged goofball throwing verbal hand grenades and proposing crazy stuff to keep everyone busy and amused. Not like the right guy is going to fix everything like people seem to think.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:55 PM (39g3+)

345 Choo-Choo bring oil.
Oil. good.
Choo-Choo good.

So is a thick room temperature paste...mmmmmm

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 21, 2015 09:55 PM (TV9BR)

346 My cat is lying on her back with her feet in the air, and staring at me.

You had to be there.

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

347 Push it! Push it real good! Baybuh baybuh!

Posted by: Salt 'n Peppah at April 21, 2015 09:57 PM (kd7aw)

348 Choo-Choo bring coal
Coal bad
Choo-Choo still good.

SWIM PARTY!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 21, 2015 09:58 PM (TV9BR)

349 I saw Ani DiFranco do an Acoustic set at The Mucus Plug in 1998!

Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 09:58 PM (dzDtR)

350
I saw Ani DiFranco do an Acoustic set at The Mucus Plug in 1998!

Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 09:58 PM (dzDtR)








Is that the night that L7 played placenta frisbee golf onstage? That shit was wild.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 09:59 PM (ynQIy)

351 I saw Ani DiFranco...
Posted by: Garrett


Why?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 09:59 PM (P55y/)

352 Not like the right guy is going to fix everything like people seem to think.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 09:55 PM (39g3+)

more like:Not like the right guy is going to fix every anything like people seem to think.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 10:02 PM (ftVQq)

353 I've seen too many childbirths. Have your babies while you're young and strong, and you might have some strength left to deal with the inevitable teenager.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 21, 2015 10:03 PM (kd7aw)

354
I saw Ani DiFranco...
Posted by: Garrett

Why?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 09:59 PM (P55y/)






$10 says that there's a "don't stick your dick in crazy" story there.

It was for me the first and only time I saw ADF in concert.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 10:03 PM (ynQIy)

355 335 weft, I think ace is probably big enough to take some criticism. Really, it's just got to be so monotonous and not fun lately. Could we go at least a day or two without a DrewM post criticizing the Republicans? It's the editorial decisions about what makes the cut and what doesn't. Every. F*cking. Day. And when people in the comments robotically repeat the mantra that there's no difference, all that proves is that constant repitition works as propaganda.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 10:04 PM (C3KwS)

356 If George Soros funded a "fifth column" conservative website to undermine the Republicans' chances from within by demoralizing, depressing turnout, and causing dissension, how would it differ from AOSHQ?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


How could a website do any better a job of that than the leadership in Washington?

Posted by: Epileptic Caesar at April 21, 2015 10:05 PM (ASn1R)

357 caesar, stop digging

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:05 PM (W540W)

358 If George Soros funded a "fifth column" conservative
website to undermine the Republicans' chances from within by
demoralizing, depressing turnout, and causing dissension, how would it
differ from AOSHQ?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 08:41 PM (t2m1Y)


Fewer puns and links to Korean synchronized dancing.

Mobis are notoriously short on self deprecating humor.

AND EVERYONE WOULD HAVE AMPERSANDS. I mean, shjt, the man is worth billions, couldn't he hire come code kiddies to do an upgrade?

Posted by: Kindltot who is having another crappy day at April 21, 2015 10:06 PM (t//F+)

359 it smells like feet in here


as in 'defeat'

Posted by: Rupert Wombat, O.B.E. at April 21, 2015 10:07 PM (8CdUx)

360 So Caps v. Islanders.

I'm pretty sure the next goal wins the series.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 21, 2015 10:07 PM (cv6Ng)

361 Sarah Palin.

There. I said something positive.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 21, 2015 10:07 PM (kd7aw)

362 "Qaddafi ... offered to shut down his country and its coastal waters to the job seekers in exchange for 5 billion euro a year. He pointed to his work with Italy as proof he could get the job done. In June 2009, he signed a "friendship" agreement with Italy that involved joint naval patrols against migrants and Italy handing over migrants captured en route to Europe to Libya, no questions asked. The number of Africans caught trying to illegally enter Italy fell by more than 75 percent that year."

Obama toppled him.

Posted by: Feh at April 21, 2015 10:08 PM (Uk9e2)

363 Looks like I picked the wrong time to drop in on the thread.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 21, 2015 10:08 PM (Wvadc)

364 Caesar you seem to think we can't come to our own conclusions. I don't need anyone to tell me when I'm getting screwed.

Posted by: freaked at April 21, 2015 10:08 PM (JdEZJ)

365 caesar, stop digging

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:05 PM (W540W)

Yes, just sit back and take pride in the accomplishments of a majority Republican Congress as it reins in a madman that got elected twice to the post of Emperor of the States!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 10:08 PM (ftVQq)

366 osted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at April 21, 2015 08:43 PM (QRz0C)



I think all chaps are 'assless' by their nature.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 21, 2015 08:43 PM (AkOaV)


I say, chaps...

Pity about the ass.

Posted by: Some at April 21, 2015 10:09 PM (t//F+)

367 @284 You gotta be shitten me. "Looks like a good movie" is a Moron review?
Hey, where's the other 15K words, here?

Pee Wee Herman? Well, now you know the rest of that story.

It's playing 4/30 at the National Museum of The You-Know-Who, Dayton.
Detroit's closer, but I kind of have a thing about You-Know-Who.
Ever seen the synagogue at the Academy? The stones cry out, like Habbakuk.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2015 10:09 PM (xq1UY)

368 @350 - got me there, that's one I didn't see.

Posted by: JEM at April 21, 2015 10:10 PM (Ax5Cx)

369
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon





U ---> The Federalist

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2015 10:11 PM (kdS6q)

370 Ties up baby present (a box of disposable ampersands) in blue ribbon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 10:11 PM (Wvadc)

371 meanwhile, 'Frontline' has found a White ( or White-ish ) homegrown American Musselman terrorist.


out there beating the bushes, they are. pip, pip

Posted by: Rupert Wombat, O.B.E. at April 21, 2015 10:12 PM (8CdUx)

372 371 - Bergdahl's dad?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 10:12 PM (Wvadc)

373 354

It was for me the first and only time I saw ADF in concert.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 10:03 PM (ynQIy)



I met her at a folk festival about 20 years ago.

Weird hair and tattoos notwithstanding, I thought she was gorgeous. I likes me some purty Italian girls.

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

374 It's not easy enforcing those millions of pages of laws that those congress critters throw at ya.

Posted by: Eric Holder at April 21, 2015 10:12 PM (kd7aw)

375 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 10:11 PM (Wvadc)

Dayum, there is a perfect gift after all!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2015 10:12 PM (ftVQq)

376 >>> Could we go at least a day or two without a DrewM post criticizing the Republicans?

No. Why should we stop criticizing the GOP? They fcking suck.

I know you're not a troll and maybe you're just having a bad day. I think you're giving Ace and Drew too much credit and the commenters here not enough.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 21, 2015 10:13 PM (Ma5u/)

377 I demand an everything is awesome day! Waaaaaah!!!!!

Posted by: Little Ceasars Pizza Pizza at April 21, 2015 10:13 PM (z/Ubi)

378 I really, REALLY hate when people who are supposed to be representing me are amicable to people who are doing their level best to destroy any parts of my life that they can find a way to touch.
Posted by: redbanza


I'm going with this as my sentiment. Oh and fuck Boehner.

Posted by: dogfish at April 21, 2015 10:13 PM (1vYi0)

379 Rah Rah Sis-boom-bah.

Go Team.

Posted by: Epileptic Caesar at April 21, 2015 10:14 PM (ASn1R)

380 ex MAchina is playing this weekend. woot

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:15 PM (W540W)

381 weft, I think ace is probably big enough to take some criticism. Really, it's just got to be so monotonous and not fun lately. Could we go at least a day or two without a DrewM post criticizing the Republicans? It's the editorial decisions about what makes the cut and what doesn't. Every. F*cking. Day. And when people in the comments robotically repeat the mantra that there's no difference, all that proves is that constant repitition works as propaganda.
Posted by: Caesar North


I think the GOP and her supporters are probably big enough to take some criticism.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2015 10:15 PM (P55y/)

382 It's not easy enforcing those millions of pages of laws that those congress critters throw at ya.

Posted by: Eric Holder>>>

The only enforcing them on republicans must make the task more tolerable though?

Posted by: Robinson at April 21, 2015 10:16 PM (5gToQ)

383 I specifically addressed what I perceive to be Rep. Bohner's and Sen. McConell's shortcomings in letters to my two Senators, and my Representative.

None of the three responded.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 10:16 PM (Wvadc)

384 "238 226 CAC had a baby?
Posted by: freaked at April 21, 2015 09:18 PM (JdEZJ)

Technically, his wife did."

Those technicalities can be rather painful.

Posted by: Decaf at April 21, 2015 10:16 PM (zVkq2)

385 Seriously, we all (myself included) used to use nics a lot more. I saw this morning that O'Bannion used the maybe A or B, but mostly B meme, and no one picked up on it. Mary Cloggenstein made an appearance, and people started arguing with her. It's just got too angry in here.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 10:17 PM (C3KwS)

386 Let's give Boner a little credit - he hasn't been cought on camera kissing Harry Reid.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 21, 2015 10:17 PM (kd7aw)

387 It's not easy enforcing those millions of pages of laws that those congress critters throw at ya.

Posted by: Eric Holder
-----------------

Honey, you just go get some rest, I'll take care of things here.

Posted by: Lowretter Lynchpin at April 21, 2015 10:18 PM (Wvadc)

388 nood

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 10:18 PM (0O7c5)

389 ONT is up, folks.

Posted by: Dude What Cares About You at April 21, 2015 10:18 PM (16bOT)

390 386 Let's give Boner a little credit - he hasn't been cought on camera kissing Harry Reid.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 21, 2015 10:17 PM (kd7aw)


"On camera" is the operative phrase here.

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

391 Thank heavens

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2015 10:19 PM (Wvadc)

392 Caesar North of the Rubicon>>>

Ignorance is bliss.

Unfortunately Ignorance doesn't live here.

So yes it can be uncomfortable at times but that is the price of real debate.

Posted by: Robinson at April 21, 2015 10:21 PM (5gToQ)

393 If it wasn't for DrewM dragging down the Republicans, everything would be fabulous.

Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2015 10:22 PM (ty633)

394 "And when people in the comments robotically repeat the mantra that there's no difference, all that proves is that constant repitition works as propaganda."

Fuck the GOP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 21, 2015 10:24 PM (QRz0C)

395 And when people in the comments robotically repeat the mantra that there's no difference, all that proves is that constant repitition works as propaganda.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 21, 2015 10:04 PM (C3KwS)

******

You are venting your anger in the wrong way. If those stupid fcuks inside the Beltway that "represent" us on the Right were not doing shit daily that warranted posting here, the headlines would be a lot more kittehs and movie reviews. But, they are.

Your gripe should be with those slimy fcuks, not with Ace or the Cobs.Spend your energy getting them to stop doing Stoopid shit, not trying to get the HQ to stop reporting about it and commenting on it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 21, 2015 10:25 PM (XrHO0)

396 "Could we go at least a day or two without a DrewM post criticizing the Republicans?"

Can they go one day w/o stabbing us in the back?

why the fuck are you even defending the shitbags? It's not like you offered counter examples to the things we pointed out re: their treachery.

If you want to be Politics Pollyanna and pretend there is not a serious problem, that's fine. But don't defend liars and traitors and expect to be praised for it.

Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 21, 2015 10:33 PM (A9KzJ)

397 Erm...

Habakkuk was the profit who was told by God "I will work a work in your days which you will not believe"

Habbakuk was a proposal for a floating island in the North Sea for seaplanes to be made out of a slurry of ice and paper pulp during WWII.
See also Pyekrete

[/pedantic]

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2015 10:45 PM (t//F+)

398 prophet, dagnabbit.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2015 10:55 PM (t//F+)

399 Many folks say there is no difference between Pelosi and Boehner. I'm perfectly willing to wait and see the comprehensive calorimetry and mass spectrometry results. Please be sure to use the entire sample to ensure accurate results. Thank you for your diligence.


Posted by: irright at April 21, 2015 10:58 PM (DtNNC)

400
"mucus plug"

Well, was certainly a mistake to google image search that one.

Who wants flan for dessert?



All of you people are reprehensible.

This is reprehensible.

You're all responsible for this.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2015 11:00 PM (MDgS8)

401 Boehner and Pelosi are a couple of reptiles. I bet he knocked her up and she left a slimy clutch of leathery eggs under a pile of rotting vegetation to hatch out into LIV's.

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2015 11:04 PM (go5uR)

402 LMAO

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 22, 2015 12:05 AM (/Ho8c)

403 Boehner and Pelosi animated

http://comonocreerendios-lem.blogspot.com/2015/04/boehner-pelosi.html

Posted by: bour3 at April 22, 2015 09:26 AM (5x3+2)

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