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So Donald Trump and Jonah Goldberg Got Into a Twitter Fight
Incidentally, the kids' TV show "Full House" is officially returning to TV, on Netflix. The show originally starred Bob Saget, John Stamos, and the Olsen Twins. The subscriber network announced the reboot's title will be "Full House: Forbidden Desires."Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 21, 2015 05:08 PM (MR7e8)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2015 05:08 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2015 05:08 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 21, 2015 05:09 PM (/2KMt)
And oh what a great idea because the rebooted Brady Bunch series do so well.
/s
Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2015 05:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: rd at April 21, 2015 05:09 PM (L7qFk)
Interesting. I watched 3 Hallmark Channel shows: Garage Sale Mysteries. They star Lori Loughlin. I wonder how much they make. Not exactly Ms. Marple but not bad either. Plenty of milf-y goodness. I guess you find a star and write for her.
Come on, Ace! You can write Milf-y, cant you?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 05:09 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2015 05:10 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 21, 2015 05:10 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 21, 2015 05:11 PM (kff5f)
Well, constant tweeting.
#PresidentialCampaign
#CivilizationHo
#DidIForgetToWaterMyDog?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 21, 2015 05:11 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 21, 2015 05:11 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 21, 2015 05:08 PM (MR7e
Not at all. They were hanging out at Heath Ledger's place doing smack for a Bible study.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 21, 2015 05:11 PM (vgIRn)
People take Grumpy Cat more seriously.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 21, 2015 05:11 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Y-not at April 21, 2015 05:11 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 05:12 PM (tBwwp)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at April 21, 2015 05:12 PM (MCBHU)
Yeah, I'm going to call this one. She's got a certain heroiny vibe going.
No, I did not mean heroiney.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2015 05:13 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 21, 2015 05:13 PM (MR7e8)
Goose the ratings on his show.
(does he still have a show? Well, if not its to goose his standing with potential international investors)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 21, 2015 05:14 PM (AkOaV)
I know it won't happen because of either fear or "we can't sink to their level" sentiments but it should Especially making business owners cringe when they walk in the door because of all the people who will walk out rather than be in the same room as such stalinst/gestapo thugs.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 21, 2015 05:14 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 21, 2015 05:15 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 05:15 PM (tBwwp)
Posted by: just bob at April 21, 2015 05:16 PM (wkuqO)
Candace Cameron is gorgeous and has been happily married for almost 20 years. She and her husband own a winery and are both devoted Christians.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 05:16 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at April 21, 2015 05:16 PM (MCBHU)
You might be wrong... http://bit.ly/1HRO1Lt
Posted by: Oedipus at April 21, 2015 05:16 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2015 05:16 PM (ODxAs)
think he had a show ripping off Saget called "Funniest Home Spinal Taps"
or something, after which he dropped from sight.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 21, 2015 05:15 PM (ppaKI)
He's probably the least funny human being on the planet. And yet, on the show his job was comedian. I like to think the writers were just being inside jokey with that.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2015 05:16 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 21, 2015 05:15 PM (ppaKI)
It's because no one knows how to spell his last name and doesn't want to get embarrassed by spelling it wrong.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2015 05:16 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 05:17 PM (evdj2)
Only if they choose to. Those two built an empire of direct to video movies and are worth $150M.
What other child star is even close?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2015 05:17 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: beth at April 21, 2015 05:17 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2015 05:18 PM (/HX7u)
You might be wrong... http://bit.ly/1HRO1Lt
Posted by: Oedipus at April 21, 2015 05:16 PM (CXLVd)
Let's have a look at her arms, maybe between her toes before we jump to any conclusions.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2015 05:18 PM (TOk1P)
"Without having any foreknowledge, I'm going to assume Candace Cameron has NOT aged well."
Happy to report that you're assumption is not correct. She looks great and I believe she snagged an NHL player for a husband. However, she gets a lot of viciousness online from the SJW crowd due to: (1) her belief that her husband is the king of his castle and (2) her Brother Kirk's traditional Christian beliefs aboutTeh Gayz.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 21, 2015 05:18 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Not a John Wayne movie at April 21, 2015 05:18 PM (W5DcG)
think he had a show ripping off Saget called "Funniest Home Spinal Taps"
or something, after which he dropped from sight.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 21, 2015 05:15 PM (ppaKI)
He's probably the least funny human being on the planet. And yet, on the show his job was comedian. I like to think the writers were just being inside jokey with that.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2015 05:16 PM (TOk1P)
He is a comedian. They gave him the job he already had.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2015 05:19 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 21, 2015 05:19 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 05:20 PM (tBwwp)
Take a well-known property with well-known actors who can't get work, preferably those who have been in the news for scandal or addiction, and redo the thing based on nostalgia.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 21, 2015 05:20 PM (b4b5c)
planet. And yet, on the show his job was comedian. I like to think the
writers were just being inside jokey with that.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2015 05:16 PM (TOk1P)
He is a comedian. They gave him the job he already had.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2015 05:19 PM (z/Ubi)
Succeeding magnificently at it, obviously.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2015 05:21 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2015 05:21 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Nancine at April 21, 2015 05:21 PM (OfXB2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 05:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 21, 2015 05:22 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2015 05:23 PM (5+mPY)
Former Thug-in-Chief, and butt-buddies with Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst, Mo Morsi of Egypt has been sentenced to 20 years.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 05:23 PM (tBwwp)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2015 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 21, 2015 05:24 PM (zRby/)
I prefer Mrs Olsen from Little House On The Prairie.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 05:25 PM (rYGv1)
preferably those who have been in the news for scandal or addiction, and
redo the thing based on nostalgia.
Yeah, but the Olsen twins are like, bazillionaires and I have no idea why.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2015 05:25 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: beth at April 21, 2015 05:17 PM (kiy9d)
Excuse me, people!!!
I need a ruling from the AoSHQ Committee on Standards and Practices.
Should "beth" be required to change her handle to "beth, not MWR"?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 05:25 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Feh at April 21, 2015 05:25 PM (DrubO)
Posted by: Mindy at April 21, 2015 05:25 PM (DtKhn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 05:26 PM (tBwwp)
Posted by: stuiec at April 21, 2015 05:26 PM (eetvJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 05:26 PM (tBwwp)
Posted by: m at April 21, 2015 05:27 PM (WIUGG)
They did a million stupid little direct to video movies. They're worth $150M.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2015 05:27 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Feh at April 21, 2015 05:27 PM (DrubO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 05:26 PM (tBwwp)
Oooooh. Most cromulent point.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 05:27 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2015 05:25 PM (YFFpo)
They made a lot of shows aimed at the ignored "tween" demographic and hit it big time.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 05:27 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: SH at April 21, 2015 05:28 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 21, 2015 05:28 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 05:22 PM (39g3+)
yup.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 21, 2015 05:28 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: stuiec
A house full of Aristocrats would stink to high hell. Just with the dog alone. Ewwww.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 21, 2015 05:29 PM (MR7e8)
boy meets world did a reboot too.
For those of you too old to remember, that was a big show in the 90s.
Reboot sucks, or so I'm told.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 21, 2015 05:29 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 05:29 PM (rYGv1)
Ratings. Exposure. Ego.
He has some contributions to make, actually, but he is so personality driven and egocentric that he'd never win. And to risk his fortunes on a pipe dream? Won't happen.
His is a vanity run like many of the others. However, he can probably capitalize on it better than anyone but the actual winner of the primary. Perhaps he could set up an exploratory committee and update everyone once a month for the next several election cycles like too many of his peers. It's like a business shingle: I'm Important and Relevant Because I Say I Am. I Mean, Look! PRESIDENTIAL ASPIRANT In Bold Type.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2015 05:30 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2015 05:30 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Marilyn Manson at April 21, 2015 05:30 PM (TOk1P)
So Roman Polanski is Executive Producer and Hairy Reed is the Director
for this new series? Will Lena Dunham be tapped for a role?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 05:12 PM (tBwwp)"
All I know is, I AIN'T tappin' that.....'cause we are not in Havana.
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at April 21, 2015 05:30 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: duke at April 21, 2015 05:30 PM (ChY2Q)
Be honest, you didn't have to Google that name, did you?
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No and I'm not ashamed to admit that.
Posted by: SH at April 21, 2015 05:31 PM (gmeXX)
Probably just as well no one is trying to redo Buck Rodgers.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 05:31 PM (tBwwp)
she was the flirty little whore of a friend, right?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 21, 2015 05:32 PM (AkOaV)
For those of you too old to remember, that was a big show in the 90s.
Reboot sucks, or so I'm told.
Posted by: mynewhandle
Reboot probably sucks because it doesn't have that Topanga chick and her gigantic rack. I watched that show a lot growing up, and it wasn't for the acting or the jokes.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 21, 2015 05:32 PM (MR7e8)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 21, 2015 05:32 PM (U7H1n)
Exactly. What have they done?
Posted by: The Kardashians at April 21, 2015 05:32 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 05:25 PM (V+kmg)
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It's obviously a case of multiple personality syndrome. Are there any psychiatrists present?
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2015 05:32 PM (/HX7u)
It would certainly be less confusing.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 21, 2015 05:32 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 05:33 PM (X2+jE)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 21, 2015 05:33 PM (/2KMt)
Considering that only one cast member is still alive, that would save enormously on cast salaries.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 21, 2015 05:33 PM (ppaKI)
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It would be a small cast for Different Strokes.
Would FOL include Clooney or no?
Posted by: SH at April 21, 2015 05:34 PM (gmeXX)
Keep the short shorts and mustache, and make him super gay! Ratings bonanza!
Posted by: wooga at April 21, 2015 05:34 PM (JXjf9)
Posted by: SH at April 21, 2015 05:34 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 05:35 PM (tBwwp)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 05:35 PM (X2+jE)
When Mark Steyn leaves the publication, something is seriously fucking wrong there.
Posted by: prescient11 at April 21, 2015 05:36 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2015 05:25 PM (YFFpo)
They got into the fashion industry after the acting thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2015 05:36 PM (2Ojst)
It's obviously a case of multiple personality syndrome. Are there any psychiatrists present?
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2015 05:32 PM (/HX7u)
*********
The Psychiatrist is in
Posted by: Lucy Van Pelt at April 21, 2015 05:36 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: SH at April 21, 2015 05:36 PM (gmeXX)
He was down here performing recently.
He does the best Bullwinkle impression I've ever heard.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 21, 2015 05:37 PM (0HooB)
"Reboot Magnum PI.
Keep the short shorts and mustache, and make him super gay! Ratings bonanza!"
Absolutely. I just did a search and the 4 main cast members are still alive. Even Higgy Baby.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 21, 2015 05:39 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: pep at April 21, 2015 05:39 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 05:39 PM (iQIUe)
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I like Goldberg - though his style sometimes great. I prefer him when he really has a good point to make. Sometimes it feels like he writes stuff just to write (sort of like my commenting).
I think Franck is great on Constitutional issues.
Posted by: SH at April 21, 2015 05:39 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 21, 2015 05:15 PM (ppaKI)<<<
I wouldn't say funny. I'd say it's ironic. Don'tcha think?
Posted by: Alanis Morissette at April 21, 2015 05:39 PM (1FyZ2)
Yeah, but the Olsen twins are like, bazillionaires and I have no idea why.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2015 05:25 PM (YFFpo)
I don't care how much money you have, it must suck to have peaked at 3.
Posted by: pep at April 21, 2015 05:40 PM (LAe3v)
Doesn't say what scale. They look like 1/48. Really don't have room for anything much bigger than 1/72.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 21, 2015 05:40 PM (U7H1n)
Posted by: Alanis Morissette at April 21, 2015 05:39 PM (1FyZ2)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Captain Whitebread can't find the umlauts at April 21, 2015 05:40 PM (4X5NS)
Posted by: Naes at April 21, 2015 05:40 PM (YhayY)
Because it was made for children, not you. Do you really think Gilligan's Island was worth remembering 50 years later?
Posted by: pep at April 21, 2015 05:42 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Naes
I was banking on that nostalgia.
Posted by: President Urkel at April 21, 2015 05:42 PM (MR7e8)
Yep. Many peo l le don't want to believe it, but Saget is pretty damned funny, and has delivered some VERY off-color jokes about the Olsen twins.
Im sure some of his routine is on the YouTube.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 21, 2015 05:42 PM (BDTqv)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 05:43 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 21, 2015 05:43 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: The Queen's Beard at April 21, 2015 05:43 PM (5+mPY)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 21, 2015 05:44 PM (ppaKI)
Yeah yeah yeah and i bet you will not cum in my mouth either again ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2015 05:44 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Netflix at April 21, 2015 05:44 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Naes at April 21, 2015 05:40 PM (YhayY)
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If they bring back these shows, they need to also bring back "My Mother the Car".
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2015 05:44 PM (/HX7u)
Goldberg is an annoyingly tic-filled speaker, but a gifted writer. Hayes is no slouch in either department.
Trump is a gas-filled whoopie cushion.
Posted by: pep at April 21, 2015 05:45 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 21, 2015 05:45 PM (ZPrif)
For Mary Ann alone, yes. Yes I do.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2015 05:46 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: pep at April 21, 2015 05:46 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pep at April 21, 2015 05:42 PM (LAe3v)
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But.....but......Mary Ann.
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2015 05:47 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 21, 2015 05:47 PM (AjPk1)
Posted by: Costanza Defense
How long until he's shot down over Madison?
(Too soon?)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 21, 2015 05:47 PM (MR7e8)
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2015 05:44 PM (/HX7u)
Starring the Chevy Volt as the Car... and Huma Abedin as the Beaver
Posted by: MikeH at April 21, 2015 05:47 PM (DNTer)
So, back to a second look at Walker again.
Thanks, McCain!
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2015 05:47 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Naes at April 21, 2015 05:40 PM (YhayY)
You probably don't think much of Bill Clinton's glans either. Philistine.
Posted by: Mister Meaux Meaux at April 21, 2015 05:48 PM (Q819Q)
????
I don't see why not
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2015 05:48 PM (/tNwW)
I used to be an avid reader of The Corner and The Campaign Spot.
NRO has sucked consistently for some time.
It's like squish lite over there. And I actually like Jonah, too. But his kind are the reason why the GOP loses every fucking time.
Same shit at Red State.
Posted by: prescient11 at April 21, 2015 05:48 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: UM K Club at April 21, 2015 05:49 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2015 05:51 PM (W5DcG)
Keep the short shorts and mustache, and make him super gay! Ratings bonanza!
Posted by: wooga at April 21, 2015 05:34 PM (JXjf9)
And Higgins could host lemon parties at the Robin Masters estate whilst wearing a studded collar and assless chaps--you know, to keep the show up-to-date and relevant.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 21, 2015 05:51 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: Kraken at April 21, 2015 05:51 PM (5+mPY)
I understand negotiations with her are ongoing to free him from her basement dungeons so he can do the show.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 21, 2015 05:52 PM (7Kbxu)
Same shit at Red State.
The problem with Red State is that he
likes prefacing half of his articles with a Bible lecture.Got it,
Eriksson. You're born again through the blood of Jesus Christ. Super.
Don't care.What's that got to do with immigration laws?
Posted by: Naes at April 21, 2015 05:52 PM (YhayY)
Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at April 21, 2015 05:52 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 21, 2015 05:52 PM (XUKZU)
Looks like McCain is declaring war on Walker for not supporting Amnesty.
I'm hoping for a thread on Walker's new position. We had a bit of discussion on it this morning, but there's lots more to say. As I said then, this is possibly a very big story, and a very big hole in the GOPe amnesty dike. I don't trust Walker for a second, because politician, but he's smart enough to see which way the wind is blowing, and this could put his electoral chances on a rocket sled up.
Posted by: pep at April 21, 2015 05:52 PM (LAe3v)
*prays to get the part*
Posted by: Domenick Lombardozzi at April 21, 2015 05:52 PM (G4aHK)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 21, 2015 05:53 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 21, 2015 05:54 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 05:54 PM (dzDtR)
Posted by: Kraken at April 21, 2015 05:54 PM (5+mPY)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 21, 2015 05:54 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 21, 2015 05:55 PM (MR7e8)
For a lucky generation, Mary Anne was the perfect transition from Betty Rubble.
She's a pothead.
Posted by: Ginger at April 21, 2015 05:55 PM (LAe3v)
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I liked that show, too. That and Brisco County.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 21, 2015 05:55 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Naes at April 21, 2015 05:55 PM (YhayY)
Keep the short shorts and mustache, and make him super gay! Ratings bonanza!
Ice Pick would need a new nickname.
Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 05:56 PM (dzDtR)
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I read Jay Nordlinger when I need a New York conservative to express embarrassment over the Clinton impeachment...
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 21, 2015 05:56 PM (7Kbxu)
It's perfectly fine to google that term. Just be sure to have an icepick to stab out your eyes out with and bleach to pour in the sockets.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 21, 2015 05:56 PM (UVfht)
Incidentally, the kids' TV show "Full House" is officially returning to TV, on Netflix. The show originally starred Bob Saget, John Stamos, and the Olsen Twins.
Paedophilic orgies in which Oikos yogurt plays a prominent role? Because placement, people, placement!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2015 05:57 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 05:57 PM (dzDtR)
Dragnet 2015, starring RuPaul and the courageous Bruce Jenner... two snaps, a tiwst, and a pole vault up.
Posted by: Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather at April 21, 2015 05:57 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: pep at April 21, 2015 05:52 PM (LAe3v)
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He did well on Beck's show the other day. I'm just a little more impressed with him. He's definitely in the running as far as I'm concerned.
There's three, perhaps four repub candidates now that would get me to the voting booth.
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2015 05:58 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Kraken at April 21, 2015 05:54 PM (5+mPY)
In the words of Wnston Churchill: "Never, never, never, never, never."
Tubgirl and Goatse are fine, though.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 21, 2015 05:58 PM (vgIRn)
Armenian Genocide
Another cowardly display.
Weasel Zippers
Fredo has his tongue so far up the Turk's asses he can taste their livers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2015 05:59 PM (/tNwW)
And Lori Loughlin was SMOKING hot! Still is.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 21, 2015 05:59 PM (7Kbxu)
Shark jumped over the "fruit cordial" and summary dismissal of Mark Steyn. It went from a daily visit to monthly for me.
Posted by: wooga at April 21, 2015 06:00 PM (JXjf9)
https://tinyurl.com/mdhpa9e
Posted by: gundawg77 at April 21, 2015 06:00 PM (1pn9h)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I taste humus.
Posted by: Queen Barry I at April 21, 2015 06:00 PM (MR7e8)
Well, only if you like that type....Beautiful face, rockin' body.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2015 06:00 PM (Zu3d9)
High horse and all that.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2015 06:00 PM (W5DcG)
Jodi Sweetin has gotten a little zaftig since giving up the drugs though.
She just needs a good low-carb/high-smack diet.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 21, 2015 06:00 PM (OiH3z)
Wells is the founder of the Idaho Film and Television Institute in Driggs and the organizer of the region's annual family movie festival called the Spud Fest.
Mary Ann, we hardly kew ye...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2015 06:00 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: SCoaMF at April 21, 2015 06:01 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 21, 2015 05:55 PM (MR7e
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Heh. The running joke could be the competition on how many dogs they've shot.
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2015 06:01 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 21, 2015 06:01 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 06:01 PM (dzDtR)
Yeah, but the Olsen twins are like, bazillionaires and I have no idea why.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2015 05:25 PM (YFFpo)For the same reason that Taylor Swift is: they found a niche and exploited it shamelessly. They made after-school movies targeted at pre-teen girls.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 21, 2015 06:02 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 21, 2015 06:02 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at April 21, 2015 06:03 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2015 06:03 PM (W5DcG)
Yeah, but the Olsen twins are like, bazillionaires and I have no idea why.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2015 05:25 PM (YFFpo)For
the same reason that Taylor Swift is: they found a niche and exploited
it shamelessly. They made after-school movies targeted at pre-teen
girls.
Their parents didn't steal their money which is rare for child actors. They put it in a trust fund and had it carefully invested.
Posted by: Naes at April 21, 2015 06:03 PM (YhayY)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at April 21, 2015 06:04 PM (1FyZ2)
Anyone remember the Brady's Christmas Special?
Besides the fact that the old man had a perm and gay mustache, Bobby was a depressed failure, I think Jan was hiding a divorce, and someone got trapped in an earthquake collapse. Worst Christmas special ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 06:04 PM (rYGv1)
They were children, and Lori Loughlin was an adult, but they're comparing their attractiveness.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 21, 2015 06:04 PM (7Kbxu)
Tubgirl and Goatse are fine, though.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 21, 2015 05:58 PM (vgIRn)
Uh... One of my "friends" showed me something once, there were these two girls, and they had a cup.
Posted by: Kraken at April 21, 2015 06:04 PM (5+mPY)
Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 06:05 PM (dzDtR)
172 Maybe drag Erik Estrada, and the other guy out of whatever dumpster he lives in and call it Fish and CHiPs.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at April 21, 2015 06:04 PM (1FyZ2)
* golf clap *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2015 06:05 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington)
pffffft
Posted by: R. Polanski at April 21, 2015 06:05 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 21, 2015 06:06 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: George Lucas at April 21, 2015 06:06 PM (dzDtR)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 06:04 PM (rYGv1)
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Star Wars Christmas Special at April 21, 2015 06:06 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2015 06:07 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2015 06:07 PM (95CzI)
BJ and the Bear.
-
There was a show about the Clintons?
You're confusing that with the movie about Hillary. Bad News Bares.
Posted by: Old National Lampoon gags at April 21, 2015 06:07 PM (LAe3v)
Anyone remember the Brady's Christmas Special?
Besides the fact that the old man had a perm and gay mustache, Bobby was a depressed failure, I think Jan was hiding a divorce, and someone got trapped in an earthquake collapse. Worst Christmas special ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 06:04 PM (rYGv1)
I remember it. Do you remember that after it they rebooted the series, which I mentioned previously in the thread.
And the Star Wars holiday special is the worst Christmas special ever.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2015 06:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 06:05 PM (dzDtR)
*******
And how!
Posted by: Barney Frank at April 21, 2015 06:07 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2015 06:07 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 06:08 PM (dzDtR)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 21, 2015 06:09 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Buzzion
There's plenty of time.
Posted by: Justin Bieber at April 21, 2015 06:09 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: BB WOLF, Shellback, Bluenose, Order of the Golden Dragon at April 21, 2015 06:09 PM (qh617)
They tried to be serious and tackle Important Topics, but it remained inch-deep, like they had Marcia become an alcoholic and then become sober all in one episode.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 21, 2015 06:09 PM (7Kbxu)
And the Star Wars holiday special is the worst Christmas special ever.
When Lucas' middle-aged chorines finally take him out, true justice would require be for that "special" to be displayed on a constant loop via a video screen mounted in his tombstone.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2015 06:10 PM (95CzI)
Isn't that just called "Drunk on the ONT" at the HQ?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 06:11 PM (eO7FW)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 21, 2015 06:06 PM (XUKZU)<<<
Reboot of Perfect Strangers?
Posted by: Bill and his side piece in NY, while Hill is cruisin' in the Scooby van at April 21, 2015 06:13 PM (1FyZ2)
Apparently they had some more protests today. Any who, one Eric Shepard a protester left his book bag unattended. Said bag was searched by the polo and they found a gun in it.
Now Mr. Shepherd has a warrant for his arrest and is considered armed and dangerous.
No, I'm not kidding about any of this!
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 21, 2015 06:13 PM (EfLf5)
They were children, and Lori Loughlin was an adult, but they're comparing their attractiveness.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 21, 2015 06:04 PM (7Kbxu)Based on recent pictures, Lori Loughlin is currently more attractive than the Olson twins.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 21, 2015 06:15 PM (OiH3z)
Redundant. Superfluous. Simply use "ONT".
Posted by: The Dreaded Red Pen of the AoSHQ Styleguide at April 21, 2015 06:15 PM (1CroS)
"And the Star Wars holiday special is the worst Christmas special ever."
Probably, but honorable mention has to go to that awful It's a Wonderful Life ripoff starring Marlo Thomas as the "George Bailey" charcter and Trapper fromMASH as her wimpy beta husband George Hatch.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 21, 2015 06:16 PM (OD2ni)
No, I'm not kidding about any of this!
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet
My research shows there's a Mr. Shepherd in a local Tea Party group.
Posted by: Brian Ross at April 21, 2015 06:16 PM (MR7e8)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 21, 2015 06:13 PM (EfLf5)
-----------------------------------------
Was it a real gun or just a pop tart shaped like a gun?
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2015 06:16 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2015 06:07 PM (z/Ubi)
& up until 1999, it was the worst Star Wars piece ever filmed.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 21, 2015 06:16 PM (Q819Q)
like they had Marcia become an alcoholic and then become sober all in one episode.
Welcome Back Kotter did the same thing with Horshak.
btw, I kinda liked Star Wars Holiday Special -- with the rifftrax audio.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 06:16 PM (rYGv1)
Posted by: Mr. Naron at April 21, 2015 06:17 PM (Q61Af)
Posted by: Bill and his side piece in NY, while Hill is cruisin' in the Scooby van at April 21, 2015 06:17 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2015 06:16 PM (/HX7u)
No self respecting brotha protester would ever have a pop tart gun.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 21, 2015 06:17 PM (EfLf5)
Heh, have you seen the way they regularly dress? Let's just say they appear to believe in going up a size and layers, sometimes lots of layers. They can look like two old spinster sisters.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2015 06:18 PM (2TN4k)
Not hard to believe, actually. I've quit alcohol many times. Doesn't really take that long.
Posted by: The Horde's 99% at April 21, 2015 06:18 PM (1CroS)
hilarious. The actors are so awkward and nobody wants to do them. The
child actors don't even understand what's happening. The Bicycle Man
episode of Dffrent Strokes was especially bad.
Posted by: Naes at April 21, 2015 06:18 PM (YhayY)
Posted by: The Horde's 99% at April 21, 2015 06:18 PM (1CroS)
--------------------------------------------
Yup. Sobering up is easy. Slap a cop. You'll get sober.
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2015 06:20 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Fat Hugh Laurie at April 21, 2015 06:20 PM (xkSSa)
For a lucky generation, Mary Anne was the perfect transition from Betty Rubble.
She's a pothead.
Ginger
The whore has spoken.
Posted by: Mary Ann at April 21, 2015 06:20 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 06:21 PM (dzDtR)
Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 21, 2015 06:22 PM (rM1DU)
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Yeah, but the guy's comment was "I only watched because of Lori Loughlin! The Olsen Twins were FUGLY!"
He's not comparing adults, he's talking about the attractiveness of children, like he's Harry Reid or something.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 21, 2015 06:24 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Old So Hillary at April 21, 2015 06:24 PM (jT+gh)
Not hard to believe, actually. I've quit alcohol many times. Doesn't really take that long.
Posted by: The Horde's 99% at April 21, 2015 06:18 PM (1CroS)
I quit drinking every night.... when I go to bed...
Posted by: BB WOLF, Shellback, Bluenose, Order of the Golden Dragon at April 21, 2015 06:24 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 21, 2015 06:24 PM (7Kbxu)Ah, ok.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 21, 2015 06:26 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Feh at April 21, 2015 06:26 PM (Uk9e2)
Did anyone ever watch Who's the Boss to see Mona?
Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 06:26 PM (dzDtR)
Posted by: Soona
Your milage may vary darlink.
Posted by: Zsa Zsa Gabor at April 21, 2015 06:27 PM (MR7e8)
They already tried that. Of course, Kojak was now black.Ving Rhames, I think.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2015 06:28 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Zsa Zsa Gabor at April 21, 2015 06:27 PM (MR7e
<<<Maybe waaaay back in the day, Zsa Zsa.
Now, you wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
Posted by: police officers everywhere at April 21, 2015 06:28 PM (1FyZ2)
She didn't ripen until her role as Deborah's mom on Everybody Loves Raymond.
Posted by: Old So Hillary at April 21, 2015 06:29 PM (jT+gh)
The Season III opener will have Ragnar bringing Paris to it's knees, by way of assault with Jello Salad with Carrots, and other assorted casseroles.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2015 06:29 PM (RzZOc)
Then there was the one where she was gang-raped by an entire college fraternity as part of a horrible initiation stunt.
I mean, I'm remembering that right, aren't I?
Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdeley at April 21, 2015 06:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: beth at April 21, 2015 06:30 PM (kiy9d)
2 Elizabeth Olsen is better looking than her sisters anyhow.
Yesssss. That said, I wouldn't kick any of them out of my bed without cause.
And by "cause" I mean "go make me a sammich".
Ok, I denounce myself, and will report to the gulag, err, re-education facility.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 21, 2015 06:33 PM (VvOZ5)
======
The Olsen girls were one year olds when "Full House" began and 9 year olds when it ended...
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 21, 2015 06:34 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Jim
If they don't surrender, then they won't get coffee and bars after the hot dish supper. Cruel? You betcha, but that's warfare.
Posted by: Ragnar's wife Kathy at April 21, 2015 06:34 PM (MR7e8)
Posted by: beth at April 21, 2015 06:34 PM (kiy9d)
Trump responded by ACTING like a 14 year old girl on twitter?
Ok, now it's getting a bit funny in my view.
Posted by: gekkobear at April 21, 2015 06:34 PM (H0IZc)
Did you really?
That's pretty awesome. I would never even think to try to do something like that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 21, 2015 06:36 PM (AkOaV)
She's hot.
Her sisters? Well...
I like my women like I like my bourbon.
Aged 20 years and mixed up with coke.
Posted by: gekkobear at April 21, 2015 06:36 PM (H0IZc)
Damn it that's hot. Huma fetch me a donut and some mayonnaise!
Posted by: The reason Hillary wears a Mao suit at April 21, 2015 06:39 PM (RJMhd)
I wonder if his daughter will ever run for office.
Posted by: @votermom at April 21, 2015 06:40 PM (cbfNE)
As was Tootie, in Facts of Life.
No excuses. Just observation.
Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 06:42 PM (dzDtR)
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2015 06:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2015 06:44 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: rejected Middle Earth Organics slogans at April 21, 2015 06:45 PM (sPfb6)
Posted by: wooga at April 21, 2015 06:46 PM (JXjf9)
Posted by: ISIS at April 21, 2015 06:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 21, 2015 06:47 PM (QRz0C)
No excuses. Just observation.
Posted by: Garrett at April 21, 2015 06:42 PM (dzDtR)<<<
**folds arms**
**glares menacingly**
Posted by: Mrs. Garrett at April 21, 2015 06:47 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: even more rejected Middle Earth Organics slogans at April 21, 2015 06:48 PM (1CroS)
I wonder if his daughter will ever run for office.
Posted by: @votermom at April 21, 2015 06:40 PM (cbfNE)
I've seen interviews with Ivanka. She's not quite as stupid as the current Occupier of the White House, so there's that.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 21, 2015 06:48 PM (Q819Q)
#LowBar FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 06:49 PM (eO7FW)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 21, 2015 06:52 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 21, 2015 06:52 PM (oFCZn)
Yeras ago, I went to the U.S. Open and saw a couple ladies on Court Three I think it was. Legs to their eyeballs. These were tall women. Both European lasses.
Oh, and they were pretty good at tennis.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2015 06:52 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2015 06:52 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Naes at April 21, 2015 05:40 PM (YhayY)
________
Come on, Saved by the Bell was great. The whole show was a big nod, nod, wink, wink to the audience...we know this is beyond retarded, but it's a fun retarded 30 mins.
Family Matters and Full House...think of who the audience was. It was TFIF shows, ie kids tweens who got to stay up late and watch shows about kids doing silly things.
Don't be such a grump.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 21, 2015 06:53 PM (0LHZx)
Sounds like one of those shows you see on the cables.
Skinemax. 2:00am. But since it is also "Full House" it probably involves zaftig BBWs.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 21, 2015 06:53 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 21, 2015 06:54 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 21, 2015 06:54 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Helpful Moron at April 21, 2015 06:54 PM (0NdlF)
Sounds like one of those shows you see on the cables.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson
Never heard of it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 06:54 PM (eO7FW)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 21, 2015 06:55 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2015 06:56 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 21, 2015 06:54 PM (Q819Q)
______
More of that religious freedom showing its true colors.
Le Sigh....
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 21, 2015 06:56 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 21, 2015 06:57 PM (0LHZx)
Yeras ago, I went to the U.S. Open and saw a couple ladies on Court Three I think it was. Legs to their eyeballs. These were tall women. Both European lasses.
Oh, and they were pretty good at tennis.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2015 06:52 PM (1CroS)
Eugenie Bouchard
http://tinyurl.com/kb9m754
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 21, 2015 06:58 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 21, 2015 06:58 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2015 07:06 PM (1CroS)
Also Trump could have just referred to the aos comments for his insults for NRO. They would have better.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 21, 2015 07:43 PM (P7ulB)
Moron(ette)s have always been an underappreciated resource.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2015 07:53 PM (1CroS)
Yes I did. It's great counter-narrative to the David Kennedy text most course use. Not to mention Zinn. The Kennedy text makes my stomach churn it's so hagiographic on Wilson, FDR, JFK and LBJ. Jonah provides much needed perspective on them.
Posted by: Mr. Naron at April 21, 2015 08:02 PM (UOik0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 21, 2015 08:26 PM (rYGv1)
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