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Open Thread
Claude Monet, "Meadow at Bezons" (1874)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at April 23, 2015 10:15 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 23, 2015 10:15 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 23, 2015 10:15 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (2TN4k)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (M1uf/)
Posted by: goon at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 10:16 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:17 AM (2TN4k)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 10:17 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Draki at April 23, 2015 10:17 AM (0eidE)
years ago when when the Obama announced with much media praise a Rural
Outreach program to accomplish ...? It was generally mocked and
dismissed by rational people as another wasteful program to be staffed by unqualified,
incompetents to make jobs for unemployable Dems and everybody forgot
about it after a few days and a good laugh. Well, looks like the
mockers were, as usual right:
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2014/10/31/245346/usda-mismanaged-rural-outreach.html
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 23, 2015 10:17 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 10:17 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:18 AM (MT22W)
*snort*
Sounds like Bill Clinton's stomping grounds.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 10:18 AM (M1uf/)
Posted by: JTB at April 23, 2015 10:18 AM (FvdPb)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 10:19 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: George Lucas at April 23, 2015 10:19 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 10:20 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:18 AM (MT22W)
Corrected, you misogynist hooligan!
Posted by: Feminist Art Critic at April 23, 2015 10:20 AM (M1uf/)
Posted by: eman at April 23, 2015 10:21 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 23, 2015 10:21 AM (2s/Ks)
...black ops special helicopters on a raid into Mogadishu
..Japanese carrier based war planes making landfall near Pearl Harbor.
...a high altitude, nearly invisible UAV launching a hellfire
....MIRV nukes just re-entering atmosphere
Peace is just an illusion.
Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 10:21 AM (SK2pX)
http://tinyurl.com/pzrumkx
Posted by: McCool at April 23, 2015 10:21 AM (nCSwS)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2015 10:21 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: goon at April 23, 2015 10:22 AM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 23, 2015 10:22 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 10:22 AM (659DL)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 10:22 AM (1deOB)
Might I request some Safe Space Thread to be opened up, so that we sensitive types may commiserate in our Borg-like ideological/theological Oneness?
Posted by: Lefty Art Critic at April 23, 2015 10:22 AM (sCHw2)
And the only way we will ever stop this graft and corruption is to totally eliminate all these departments and programs that are not covered by the Constitution.
The founders knew this and it was no secret which is why the Constitution only provides for a very limited number of responsibilities of the federal government.
But they screwed the pooch with the courts which Adams took immediate advantage of.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2015 10:22 AM (wlDny)
they call it the Garden State because the republicans are garden variety democrats
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 23, 2015 10:22 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Draki at April 23, 2015 10:23 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 10:23 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 10:23 AM (7ObY1)
http://tinyurl.com/kh42gkv
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 10:23 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 23, 2015 10:23 AM (2s/Ks)
Posted by: Draki at April 23, 2015 10:23 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 10:23 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Michael Bay at April 23, 2015 10:23 AM (PtTYB)
Hillary wears her pantsuit to the left.
2 Bent Clenises in the same family? What are the odds?
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 10:24 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2015 10:24 AM (F2IAQ)
http://tinyurl.com/n6le662
But admits it wouldn't be a bad idea.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 10:24 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 10:24 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: Feminist art critic at April 23, 2015 10:25 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Feminist Art Critic at April 23, 2015 10:20 AM (M1uf/)
Rapey the Wind is my porn star name.
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:25 AM (MT22W)
http://tinyurl.com/n6le662
But admits it wouldn't be a bad idea.
Too broad of a target. That's not cricket, as the Limeys would say.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 10:25 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at April 23, 2015 10:25 AM (P330y)
Posted by: easily-confused person at April 23, 2015 10:26 AM (9Z8lH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 10:26 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 10:26 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 23, 2015 10:21 AM (2s/Ks)
I agree with you.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 10:26 AM (BZAd3)
Yeah, the Constitution should have been the Bill of Rights, a mutual trade pact, and a mutual defense pact.
That's it.
Posted by: eman at April 23, 2015 10:26 AM (MQEz6)
.....with US the military racing to the rescue and a ginormous US flag waving in the wind....as Steven Tyler croons in the background.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:26 AM (2TN4k)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 10:26 AM (M1uf/)
http://tinyurl.com/kh42gkv
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 10:23 AM (DT3rQ)
Speaking of, here's a little Ministry:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKYCwtnLj_8
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 10:27 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: goon at April 23, 2015 10:27 AM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 10:27 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bigby's Golfing Glove at April 23, 2015 10:27 AM (3ZtZW)
The fuzzy figure in the middle is sewing a white flag of surrender.
Who were the Fwench surrendering to in 1874?
I guess they just surrendered every year or two just to be safe.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 10:27 AM (7ObY1)
In high heels, of course.
Because misogyny and Crusades.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 10:28 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 23, 2015 10:28 AM (KNEbd)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 10:28 AM (S+el1)
They were three years into their extended surrender to the Krauts.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 10:28 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 10:27 AM (7ObY1)
http://goo.gl/q0UHCJ
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:29 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at April 23, 2015 10:29 AM (XYKz+)
Posted by: Draki at April 23, 2015 10:29 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: goon at April 23, 2015 10:29 AM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2015 10:29 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 10:30 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: That figure in the middle at April 23, 2015 10:30 AM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2015 10:30 AM (08Znv)
Blind Woman Begging On A Street Corner with Her Umbrella Joke
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 23, 2015 10:30 AM (eOpVe)
Nah, bro! In Michael Bay movies men are alpha men* and women are hot babes. Nothing wrong with that.
*except for Shi LaBwhatever
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:30 AM (2TN4k)
Posted by: eman at April 23, 2015 10:30 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2015 10:30 AM (2cS/G)
LOL. 3 Great Exercises to Keep your Arms Up.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 10:30 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Draki at April 23, 2015 10:31 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 10:31 AM (SK2pX)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 10:31 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: eman at April 23, 2015 10:31 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 10:31 AM (659DL)
/typical Thursday in Northern France
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2015 10:32 AM (72D6h)
Posted by: Draki at April 23, 2015 10:32 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: Hipster Art Critic at April 23, 2015 10:32 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Progressive County Council at April 23, 2015 10:33 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Henri de Toulouse-Latrec at April 23, 2015 10:33 AM (mmOk6)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2015 10:33 AM (08Znv)
Posted by: eman at April 23, 2015 10:34 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 10:28 AM (S+el1)
It's been a pleasure knowing you. I'd offer to give your remains a decent burial, but I'm not going to sift through raptor poop.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 10:34 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 10:34 AM (S+el1)
In the original French it's not "à", it's "sous".
UNDER a French whorehouse.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 10:35 AM (659DL)
http://tinyurl.com/l7tt2ld
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 10:34 AM (S+el1)
On second thought, I retract my offer such as it was.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 10:35 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 10:35 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: That figure in the middle at April 23, 2015 10:35 AM (mZLmb)
Posted by: New Yorker Caption at April 23, 2015 10:35 AM (VAsIq)
==================
There will come a day....
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 10:36 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 10:36 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 10:37 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Fleegle at April 23, 2015 10:37 AM (fZ3N0)
Like I said in the morning thread, the MFM calls CLINTON CASH a "controversial" book by a "right-wing author" with a "history of dubious reporting." Howard Dean tried that on Morning Joe and *nobody* bought it, even Mika pushed back hard. It was actually fairly glorious. The author gave the NYT and WaPo the public records he used and encouraged them to do their own reporting, which they did. So Joe says it's the credibility of the two papers, not the author. Dean says there's a lot of bad political reporting. NYT reporter on the panel says "what about these specific two" reporters. Dean squirms.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 10:37 AM (JtwS4)
http://is.gd/FDWx8j
Insert havarti joke here.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 10:37 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Progressive County Council at April 23, 2015 10:37 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:38 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: goon at April 23, 2015 10:38 AM (A53Jp)
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at April 23, 2015 10:39 AM (QRz0C)
-----------------
Same tar/brush they used on Dinesh D'Souza
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2015 10:39 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Monet, explaining his art at April 23, 2015 10:39 AM (VAsIq)
A whole lot of spending Monet
It's gonna take plenty of Monet
To do it right, child.
Posted by: jwpaine at April 23, 2015 10:39 AM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 10:39 AM (JtwS4)
http://is.gd/DNjumq
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier
Hah! Ckuf you Rapey Tuesday!
Posted by: Rapeseed Thursday at April 23, 2015 10:39 AM (G4aHK)
????? Was Denmark a destination for that sort of thing? What animals?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:39 AM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Pat at April 23, 2015 10:40 AM (Amk3r)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2015 10:41 AM (08Znv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 10:41 AM (LA7Cm)
Animal sex tourism is a thing.
Just think of all the mistaken law school class reading links this could spawn.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 10:41 AM (659DL)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 23, 2015 10:41 AM (evdj2)
????? Was Denmark a destination for that sort of thing? What animals?
No deer. Asshole's too high. Runs too fast.
--Just the Punchline
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 10:41 AM (1deOB)
MOTHER: Hillary Clinton has at least an even chance to be POTUS so I'm just going to sit here and hit the flask. Want a slurp?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 10:42 AM (RD7QR)
????? Was Denmark a destination for that sort of thing? What animals?
Posted by: Lizzy
-----
Asking for a friend?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 10:42 AM (VAsIq)
the bill said Denmark did not want to remain the last northern European
country where bestiality was legal, as this was attracting animal sex
tourists. Germany, Norway, Sweden and Britain previously banned it.
"There are frequent reports of the occurrence of organized
animal sex shows, clubs and animal brothels in Denmark,"
Did not need to know that....
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:42 AM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2015 10:41 AM (08Znv)
I need to do a real life force diagram, complete with support from my hands.
It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. Oh, and bunk.
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:42 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: The Chicken at April 23, 2015 10:43 AM (0HooB)
indistinguishable from a man
her tiara emits a Gaia Ray, which destroys testosterone superhuman ability to hold her breath in protest
extreme skill at telling lies for The Greater Good(TM)
New Wonder Woman Weaknesses
hypersensitive to microaggressive slights
Posted by: Feh at April 23, 2015 10:43 AM (FA6QW)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 23, 2015 10:44 AM (P7ulB)
Awww....it's hind leg twitches just like a doggeh's when it's happy!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 10:45 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: The Flounder at April 23, 2015 10:45 AM (G4aHK)
---
I find the thought comforting.
Posted by: Angela Merkel at April 23, 2015 10:45 AM (VAsIq)
http://goo.gl/5qliNj
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:38 AM (MT22W)
You are a great American!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 10:45 AM (2Ojst)
This is why bitches have to be covered!!
Posted by: Ask-an-Imam at April 23, 2015 10:45 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2015 10:45 AM (72D6h)
--Just the Punchline
In fairness, the Danes have gotten taller. And faster, too, apparently.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 23, 2015 10:45 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Ask-an-Imam at April 23, 2015 10:45 AM (ZKzrr)
And that's exactly what my affordable health care plan does!
Posted by: King Barry at April 23, 2015 10:46 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 10:46 AM (659DL)
http://tinyurl.com/lxj3f7d
http://tinyurl.com/loskfmc
http://tinyurl.com/kn2v6ry
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 10:46 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: Tommy James at April 23, 2015 10:46 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Rejected tourism slogan for Denmark at April 23, 2015 10:46 AM (P7ulB)
It's going to take a lot more than that. Hope you stocked up on Raptor-B-Gon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 10:47 AM (h4vJk)
As an aside, think about this the next time you are enjoying Danish ham.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2015 10:47 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Feh at April 23, 2015 10:47 AM (FA6QW)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 10:46 AM (S+el1)
Something tells me I should be glad that my employer blocked those links.
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:47 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 10:48 AM (zOTsN)
Your appeal is under consideration. The court may require more filings before it can proceed, however.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 10:48 AM (M1uf/)
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:47 AM (MT22W)
They're SFW pictures of the very lovely Adriana Lima.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 10:48 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 23, 2015 10:48 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Retardo at April 23, 2015 10:48 AM (7u7u7)
Posted by: Rejected tourism slogan for Denmark at April 23, 2015 10:46 AM
Yeah...Yale Law was a lot like that, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 23, 2015 10:48 AM (h4vJk)
"When the Clinton Health Access Initiative (CHAI) was founded in 2002, only 200,000 people were receiving treatment for HIV/AIDS in low and middle income countries, with medicines that cost over $10,000 per person per year. Over a decade later, more than eight million people are receiving treatment and CHAI has helped reduce the cost of medicines to around $100 to $200 per person per year in many countries."
They are claiming credit (actually implying, but none of their supporters can discern the difference) for the the advances made fighting HIV/AIDS in Africa? Everybody knows that was largely the evil George Bush was behind that. They Clinton Crony Foundation has no real accomplishments of it's own so it is trying to claim success for someone else's efforts. a hated Republican, no less. As usual, MSM is too busy digging up what Republican candidates did in high school 30 years ago to discover any of this.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 23, 2015 10:48 AM (1BQGO)
But what he don't paint, I can't use.
Now give me Monet (that's what I want)...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 10:49 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 10:49 AM (rDqRv)
Nah, just apparently sheltered
enough to not have ever read about this sort of thing. Used to think the
goat-f#cking slurs were just a joke until I saw that Israeli satellite
video of it. Just ICK!
.
.
.
Need a palate cleanser (for the 'ettes):
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qj4erc8
Ahhhhhhhhhhh....better.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:50 AM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 10:48 AM (2Ojst)
*starts submitting resumes to other companies*
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:50 AM (MT22W)
When you see a bad advertisement, be it in print or other media, remember this:
It was awesome until an overpaid, under-talented executive got involved.
That is all.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 23, 2015 10:50 AM (vgIRn)
She finally got fired.
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 23, 2015 10:50 AM (YYJjz)
38 We may have to rethink Canada, as a town there is rethinking its slogan: "Land of Rape and Honey"
They're changing it to "Land of Rape, Honey and Rape ('Cause We Like Rape)", right?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 23, 2015 10:50 AM (95CzI)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 23, 2015 10:51 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:50 AM (MT22W)
Good move. I don't know how you can tolerate such inhumane working conditions.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 10:51 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Tommy James and the Shondelles at April 23, 2015 10:51 AM (gwDMH)
Posted by: Rejected tourism slogan
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Screw a goat, or face the garrote.
Posted by: Moderate Muslim at April 23, 2015 10:51 AM (VAsIq)
They're changing it to "Land of Rape, Honey and Rape ('Cause We Like Rape)", right?
Isn't Rapeseed just any spermatozoon with a Y chromosome?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 10:51 AM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 10:48 AM (2Ojst)
*starts submitting resumes to other companies*
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:50 AM
Seriously. I'm amazed that my firewall let them through. Have I mentioned I'm pretty sure the company firewall is ghey?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 10:52 AM (h4vJk)
A federal court of appeals threw out the career home run leader's obstruction of justice conviction Wednesday, ruling 10-1 that his meandering answer before a grand jury in 2003 was not material to the government's investigation into illegal performance-enhancing drugs distribution.
he and A-roid are pigs and should rot in hell. At least that is how I feel
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 10:52 AM (rDqRv)
http://tinyurl.com/kqwcb36
Covering all the bases, I guess.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 10:52 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 10:49 AM (rDqRv)
He does seem to be very happy to highlight military failures. We only ever hear about the botched raids.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 10:52 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tommy James and the Shondelles at April 23, 2015 10:52 AM (gwDMH)
Posted by: Cruzinator
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I've had the same thought when I've been Europe. It's odd to stand in an old Metro station and imagine a Nazi storm trooper standing on the platform with an MP40.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2015 10:53 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 10:52 AM (RD7QR)
What failure? We killed terrorists also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 10:53 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: no good deed at April 23, 2015 10:53 AM (GgxVX)
There's enjoying Danish ham and enjoying Danish ham, apparently.
And in Denmark, the pastry is called wienerbrød, or "Vienna bread."
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 10:53 AM (ZKzrr)
She finally got fired.
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
I've found her a position in my cabinet. She mostly just keeps Michelle company.
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at April 23, 2015 10:54 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 10:54 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 23, 2015 10:54 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 10:52 AM (rDqRv)
*********
Compared to them, I come out smelling like a rose.
Posted by: Pete Rose at April 23, 2015 10:54 AM (gwDMH)
The London Boys images breeze right through, amirite?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 10:55 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 10:52 AM (rDqRv)
Here's an old picture of Barry Bonds as a rookie:
http://goo.gl/RFfE2Y
Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2015 10:55 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 10:54 AM (zOTsN)
Saving for slow news day.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 23, 2015 10:55 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 10:55 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 10:52 AM (RD7QR)
What failure? We killed terrorists also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 10:53 AM (rDqRv)
To your average journalist, killing terrorists but also hostages is a failure. They learned military tactics by watching TV.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 10:55 AM (RD7QR)
Potato vodka for brunch is certainly an option today.
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at April 23, 2015 10:55 AM (xrURQ)
See, I was still thinking about Danish animal sex when I read that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 10:55 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 10:52 AM (rDqRv)
agreed!
And Pete Rose should be un-banned from the Hall. At least his stats are legit.
Posted by: Mainah at April 23, 2015 10:55 AM (659DL)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 10:56 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: no good deed
----
I volunteered.
Posted by: Shreveport Pig, er, I mean, Police Officer at April 23, 2015 10:56 AM (VAsIq)
The trees are menacing that poor woman. Is ent-rape far behind?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 10:23 AM (h4vJk)
The Evil Dead
http://tinyurl.com/jvzggcg
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2015 10:56 AM (SpnVI)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 10:56 AM (ZKzrr)
The figure in the foreground is Shrillary, rendered immobile by a malfunction of her mobility assistance unit.
The figure in the middle is Hummina Hummina Huma, who is trudging into town to bring back a mechanic.
The figure in the left middle background is Li'l Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner, who has been banished from the august presence of the other two worthies because he was caught waving his privates around in public... again.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 23, 2015 10:57 AM (95CzI)
But I thought the JEF said he wouldn't drone Americans anymore
Gadan was an American.
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 10:57 AM (zOTsN)
Hmm... thats a new take on "Jurassic Park" and billionairs with private, secret sex-islands, right there.
Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 23, 2015 10:57 AM (KNEbd)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:57 AM (2TN4k)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 10:56 AM (ZKzrr)
Why should he get a pass?
Posted by: the chicken at April 23, 2015 10:58 AM (MT22W)
I'm sure someone would get the same feeling standing on the beaches of Normady. Knowing that on the very spot you're standing that chaos had been there before.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 23, 2015 10:58 AM (P7ulB)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 10:19 AM (S+el1)
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Shut your whore mouth....
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 23, 2015 10:58 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Mainah at April 23, 2015 10:55 AM (659DL)
Are they?
He bet on baseball, lied about it for years. Who's to say that he didn't throw a few games when he was a player?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2015 10:58 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 10:58 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 10:52 AM (rDqRv)
agreed!
And Pete Rose should be un-banned from the Hall. At least his stats are legit.
Posted by: Mainah at April 23, 2015 10:55 AM (659DL)
I have little if any sympathy for Pete Rose, However, compared to the Roid users he is more deserving of the HOF. And your 100% right, at least his stats are legit.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 10:59 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2015 10:59 AM (go5uR)
It wasn't his fault. The military failed, the intelligence community failed. The drone strikes carried out by our miserable failure of a military do nothing but create more terrorists, destabilize governments, and embarrass the President.
End drone strikes now. Call or write the Pentagon and asked them to stop killing innocent people. Obama needs your help to end this terrible terrorism being secretly conducted by rogue generals in the military.
Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 10:59 AM (SK2pX)
He believes in Global Warming(TM), too, so why shouldn't he give credence to some 7th century totalitarian wack job?
Posted by: Feh at April 23, 2015 10:59 AM (FA6QW)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 23, 2015 10:58 AM (P7ulB)
Much, much more intense.
The cemetery at Omaha Beach is shocking in its intensity.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2015 11:00 AM (Zu3d9)
Try the veal, just don't try the veal.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 10:56 AM (ZKzrr
Everything is better with sauerkraut
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:00 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2015 10:58 AM (Zu3d9)
Maybe but I doubt it. I would NOT put him in the Hall, but he cared alot about his stats and I bet he would not give away even one hit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:00 AM (rDqRv)
Gadan was an American.
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 10:57 AM (zOTsN)
Technically true, however he joined a foreign army to wage war on the USA. His getting blown up is justice.
If one wants the protection American citizenship offers one should not wage war on America.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2015 11:00 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 10:54 AM (zOTsN)
Saving for slow news day.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 23, 2015 10:55 AM (0FSuD)
Trying to get bad Hillary news off the front page.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 11:00 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 23, 2015 11:01 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2015 11:01 AM (v0/PR)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 10:55 AM (RD7QR
Don't you love it when a plan comes together?
Posted by: Col. Hannibal Smith at April 23, 2015 11:01 AM (Wvadc)
Me. Those Big Red Maching teams only lost games because of pitching. Of which he wasn't one. One of the most terrifying lineups top to bottom in history.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:01 AM (659DL)
He doesn't give a shit about Hillary. Trying to keep some other tyrannical bullshit he or his minions did off the front page.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 11:01 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 23, 2015 11:02 AM (P7ulB)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:02 AM (zOTsN)
THIS.
Maybe his recent statements about Iran getting nukes being closer than thought?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 11:03 AM (2TN4k)
Rumor has it Hillary's bra size is a 34 long.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 10:19 AM (S+el1)
It works out well, I can sucks her tits and lick her clit at the same time.
Posted by: Humma at April 23, 2015 11:04 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2015 10:58 AM (Zu3d9)
I guess I have time believing he would intentionally strike out or commit errors. And, true, he might be lying about never betting against his own team.
Posted by: Mainah at April 23, 2015 11:04 AM (659DL)
Agreed. The second he joined our enemy, he renounced his American citizenship.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 11:04 AM (0HooB)
Joe? Joe Morgan? Is that you?
Sorry, but they were so good they could afford to lose a few each year. Rose probably threw a couple and made a mint.
It's as plausible as anything else.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2015 11:04 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:04 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:04 AM (659DL)
"Ahh, Spring in Paris . . . and a young man's heart beats faster, thinking of the young women, and of course . . . surrender and submission."
It's funny because it is true.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2015 11:05 AM (72D6h)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 11:00 AM (RD7QR)
Not going to work, too much of it. Only thing I can think is NY Slime wants to get it all out ASAP so it can be forgotten.
Don't think it's going to work.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 23, 2015 11:06 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 10:59 AM (rDqRv)
Including his betting stats!
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2015 11:06 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 11:07 AM (SK2pX)
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So when does the next leftist start drone bombing American citizens on American soil? Just asking. I'm not shedding tears on Gadan.
But Captain Kickass wants to have his cake and eat it too when comes to military strikes and treating terrorism as a criminal problem.
Posted by: Col. Hannibal Smith at April 23, 2015 11:07 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:02 AM (zOTsN)
I'm not one of those people (just to make it clear). You join a pirate crew? I hope the US Navy makes a red deck-smear out of you. You join a foreign army to wage war on the US? I really don't care what means the USA uses to turn you into your component molecules. You join a terrorist organization to attack the USA from a foreign land? Getting hit by a Hellfire missile is almost too quick a way to die.*
*Drone, manned aircraft - I really see no difference in the platform being used.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2015 11:07 AM (hLRSq)
Cliton and TFG scandals are just like buses: You may have missed the most recent one, but another one will be along shortly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 11:08 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:08 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: The Couch at April 23, 2015 11:08 AM (G4aHK)
He declared war on us. That was enough.
Adios, asshole.
Vaya con kaboom.
Last tag!
Posted by: eman at April 23, 2015 11:08 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:04 AM (zOTsN)
The problem is that there are still 180 fat traitorous fucks sitting in the halls of Congress who are more than happy to pick up where Gadan left off.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2015 11:08 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 23, 2015 11:08 AM (Bn6aD)
Who said I can't negotiate?
Posted by: barky McSparklepants at April 23, 2015 11:09 AM (FviSe)
And without paying the exit tax. MSNBC studios better install some anti-aircraft weapons.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 11:09 AM (ZKzrr)
There is a distinction between bombing in a foreign country and bombing in the territory of the USA. A very big legal distinction.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2015 11:10 AM (hLRSq)
And even in that circumstance the JEF, Rand Paul, and some folks here have argued that drone strikes are illegal
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:10 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Carnack the Magnificent at April 23, 2015 11:10 AM (YCG8H)
*sobs*
1975 World Series.
#lifelongRedSoxFan
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 11:10 AM (JtwS4)
As for Pete Rose, I wouldn't feel "sullied" by his admission to the Hall, but I don't mind the sportswriters making their own standards and sticking to them. Anyway, Cooperstown is filled with Pete Rose paraphanelia, all that's missing is the plaque.
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2015 11:11 AM (2cS/G)
What are the odds Obama refuses to leave the White House, thus triggering a race war? I'm guessing not good, but I might put down $50, just in case.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 11:11 AM (VAsIq)
The feds don't drone strike people in their homes here in the US, we SWAT them.
Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 11:12 AM (SK2pX)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 11:13 AM (VAsIq)
Where I get a little uncomfortable, given modern developments, is in the formal process for designating who has actually "joined" a "foe." What if AOSHQ was declared a turrist organization and all of declared members? I'd rather not get droned without at least having a trial first.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 23, 2015 11:13 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Shoe Less Joe at April 23, 2015 11:14 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 10:56 AM (ZKzrr)
I prefer liver.
Posted by: Portnoy at April 23, 2015 11:14 AM (0bXhD)
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Let me show you how to do it.
Posted by: White Sox at April 23, 2015 11:14 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 11:10 AM (JtwS4)
me too! Born in 81, so too young to really grasp '86, but I vaguely remember the despair on my dad's face. We got to experience 04 together, though!
Posted by: Mainah at April 23, 2015 11:15 AM (659DL)
And whether he came back with more more money than he left with?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:15 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 23, 2015 11:15 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:15 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Moderate Salami
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You sure? Trials in America are sh!t.
Posted by: Mark Steyn's Sock at April 23, 2015 11:15 AM (VAsIq)
What are the odds Obama refuses to leave the White House, thus triggering a race war? I'm guessing not good, but I might put down $50, just in case.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 11:11 AM (VAsIq)
If 100 or so members of the New Black Panthers set up residence in the basement of the White House in December 2016 that $50 will be like gold.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 11:15 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Speaking of Huma at April 23, 2015 11:17 AM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Pon Raul at April 23, 2015 11:17 AM (VAsIq)
Hillary and Bill sold their influence to a Putin stooge so he could capture 1/5 the of our uranium reserves
Which Russia will sell to Iran. For their bomb.
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:17 AM (zOTsN)
And now, the "it's not domestic violence when..." tap dance begins...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:18 AM (659DL)
Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 11:18 AM (SK2pX)
Posted by: Speaking of Huma at April 23, 2015 11:17 AM (m/Gc2)
I'm not sure if I'm amused or appalled.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 11:18 AM (RD7QR)
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The fight dragged on, as neither could land a slam-dunk blow.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 11:18 AM (VAsIq)
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In case you missed it, Scythe vs. weedeater
http://tinyurl.com/nrfkyxg
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2015 11:18 AM (F2IAQ)
Gadan wasnt the target just an unexpected surprise.
Did Gadan ever renounce his citizenship? Dont' know but I think you have to pay a substantial fee to do so these days...
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 11:18 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:19 AM (zOTsN)
Hillary and Bill sold their influence to a Putin stooge so he could capture 1/5 the of our uranium reserves
Which Russia will sell to Iran. For their bomb.
I guess that's the equivalent of selling us our own hanging rope. Kinda.
I expect this story to be covered by the MFM. Until it doesn't move.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 11:19 AM (0HooB)
formal process for designating who has actually "joined" a "foe."
Yep. The IRS scandal pretty much confirmed that Obama sees conservative Americans as the enemy and he is willing to sic any federal agency on him that he can. Would never have considered the possibility before 2009, but this administration has made conspiracy theorists of us all.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 11:19 AM (2TN4k)
Posted by: EphramKG36 at April 23, 2015 11:18 AM (SK2pX)
I intend to smear the SWAT team with Cheeto dust while yelling "The Ravage is coming!"
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 11:19 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 11:19 AM (VAsIq)
Make them walk a mile in red high heels so they can really understand the pain of being female?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 11:20 AM (ZKzrr)
There's an interesting assumption implicit there.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 11:20 AM (DT3rQ)
No, he won't do that. He's already shopping for digs in New York City.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 23, 2015 11:20 AM (fgb4J)
There is a distinction between bombing in a foreign country and bombing in the territory of the USA. A very big legal distinction.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2015 11:10 AM (hLRSq
Distinction? Yes, completely agree. But when does the USA slip down that slope?
Why does one want to try Gitmo detainees in a criminal court yet bomb the fuck out of an American citizen?
I'm just looking for a little cohesiveness from this government. Searching and not finding.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:20 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2015 11:20 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2015 11:20 AM (2cS/G)
Glad you got to experience '04 with your dad. I lived through '67, '75, and '86. It is so strange now that the Red Sox are just a regular good team that can win the World Series every few years.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 11:21 AM (JtwS4)
There's an interesting assumption implicit there.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 11:20 AM
Let's be nice to Monica Lewinsky
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:21 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 11:22 AM (h4vJk)
Hillary will be waay better than Obama. All Obama could muster was a scandal every other week, or so.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 11:22 AM (BZAd3)
There ought to be a list of organizations and spheres of influence Whom You May Not Render Aid And Comfort To. And those lists ought to be under constant public debate, with all sorts of new evidence always popping up. Way fairer than the no-fly and no-gnats lists.
At a certain point, you ought to get a high-impact version of a certified letter, that your citizenship and its attendant privileges are under review, and that you are to appear to discuss the case. I don't think it would be any skin off our nose to offer free transport and, if on foreign soil when served, a military escort back into US territory. And then, you could be found Perfectly OK, No Longer A Citizen, or, A Traitor. After the right to counsel, call witnesses, be confronted by your accuser, etc. We already have the legal structure for this, and there's a bunch of other stuff they're doing instead that they can un-busy themselves with forthwith.
FWIW, it's a matter of precedent that chopping down a US flag is de facto declaration of war (Tripoli, it was). That one is going to have be nailed up on a bunch of church doors to get the word out.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 23, 2015 11:22 AM (xq1UY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M146JBIuT64
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 23, 2015 11:22 AM (xpPRn)
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I'm pretty sure that 'Swine Feltcher' is an official position these days.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2015 11:22 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Feh at April 23, 2015 11:23 AM (FA6QW)
Posted by: Mark Steyn's Sock at April 23, 2015 11:15 AM (VAsIq)
I have been thinking about this lately. Juries depend on an engaged citizenry that takes the process seriously. I have started to wonder whether some people see jury duty as an extension of being a SJW, i.e. not caring (silently) about the facts of the case, because the juror has already made his or her mind up based on political, social, cultural reasons. I know there's jury selection and a way to weed out people that might exhibit this tendency, but still...
Posted by: Mainah at April 23, 2015 11:23 AM (659DL)
Come on, he's a nice young man who'd never dream of doing something like that.
He's so soft spoken.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 11:23 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: bananaDream at April 23, 2015 11:23 AM (c1sSU)
Rumor has it that they were arrested for not videoing the fight so it could be posted to Facebook.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 11:24 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at April 23, 2015 11:24 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 11:18 AM (VAsIq)
************
I didn't think women in comfortable shoes did "blows."
But I did see that it drew only a tenth of the spectators that a male cat fight usually does, and those were obese women with short hair and Subarus.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 23, 2015 11:25 AM (vgIRn)
Lately I've been considering that Obama won't want to stay because he will have so thoroughly f'd up the government/the country, and so empowered our enemies/alienated our allies that no one would want the job.
And he'll jet off to his sweet mansion in Hawaii or so other far away destination so he doesn't have to be nearby the domestic strife or potential terrorist target.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 11:25 AM (2TN4k)
Make them walk a mile in red high heels so they can really understand the pain of being female?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 11:20 AM (ZKzrr)
No secret stadium sauce for them?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:25 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 23, 2015 11:25 AM (/HC6x)
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Yup. My last jury duty, the members were highly driven by their own views...., as opposed to the evidence and the law.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2015 11:26 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:26 AM (rDqRv)
It works out well, I can sucks her tits and lick her clit at the same time.
Posted by: Humma at April 23, 2015 11:04 AM
(0FSuD)
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off to the bunk for me.....
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 23, 2015 11:26 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:26 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:26 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 11:27 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 11:27 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 11:27 AM (JtwS4)
you promise?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:27 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 11:27 AM (VAsIq)
258Brittney Griner, and her fiance Glory Johnson, both of the WNBA, have been arrested for allegedly attacking each other.
Now it makes sense - I was wondering how 2 very tall women ended up on our local humor site - http://www.mcso.org/mugshot/
Posted by: 141Driver at April 23, 2015 11:27 AM (Xwpes)
What are the odds Obama refuses to leave the White House, thus triggering a race war? I'm guessing not good, but I might put down $50, just in case.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
If 100 or so members of the New Black Panthers set up residence in the basement of the White House in December 2016 that $50 will be like gold.
Set up machine gun emplacements all around. Nothing in, nothing out. EVER.
Pick a new address for the White House.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 11:28 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 11:28 AM (ZKzrr)
Per the WH, not this time:
"While both Farouq and Gadahn were al-Qa ida members, neither was specifically targeted, and we did not have information indicating their presence at the sites of these operations."
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 11:28 AM (iQIUe)
That's nuts
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:28 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 11:27 AM (JtwS4)
you promise?
Earlier today, I gave the influential Circa endorsement to Universe Quantum Field Fluctuation '16.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:28 AM (659DL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2015 11:29 AM (DXzRD)
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Yup. My last jury duty, the members were highly driven by their own views...., as opposed to the evidence and the law.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2015 11:26 AM (F2IAQ)
I worked with a lefty who basically said that she would hang any jury she was on with a black defendant, no matter if he/she was obviously guilty.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 23, 2015 11:29 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:26 AM (rDqRv
Start pushing candy and pop
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:29 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 23, 2015 11:29 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 11:30 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2015 11:30 AM (DXzRD)
Ray Rice legal team on line one.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:30 AM (659DL)
Photos of the Peru volcano were /are pretty spectacular. Wondered if that ash cloud ever fell.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 11:30 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:29 AM (Wvadc)
Your "assuming" I'd rather drill and fill than watch the Yankee game?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:31 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 11:21 AM (JtwS4)
Yeah, I hear you on that! Boston teams pre-2000s, with the exception of the 80s Celts, are nothing like today. The number of championships in a relatively short period is pretty amazing.
Posted by: Mainah at April 23, 2015 11:31 AM (659DL)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:31 AM (zOTsN)
Not bad. Midway between Savannah and Jacksonville. Good fishing and hunting.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:31 AM (659DL)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:32 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 11:32 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: ThunderB
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No, no--White House said they weren't "specifically" "targeted": meaning they aimed right between the two.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 11:32 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:31 AM (zOTsN)
To Shut The Fuck up about operational details you Putz
Posted by: Pentagon at April 23, 2015 11:33 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 11:33 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:31 AM (rDqRv
drill and listen to them on the radio.
How anyone can watch a baseball game on tv in the middle of the day is beyond me.
And thats all i will say about baseball.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:34 AM (Wvadc)
How anyone can watch a baseball game on tv in the middle of the day is beyond me.
And thats all i will say about baseball.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:34 AM (Wvadc)
Actually I have TVs in every treatment room.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:34 AM (rDqRv)
Drones are like Ma Dueces. To be used on armor and equipment. That Toyota was "equipment".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 11:35 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2015 11:35 AM (EwHbj)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 11:32 AM (VAsIq)
Like using a Barrett! I can only use it against equipment, so......hey look! That terrorist is wearing a belt! I'll aim for the buckle.
Posted by: Mainah at April 23, 2015 11:35 AM (659DL)
That dude in Baltimore wasn't killed by the cops because he was carrying a knife. He was killed because he decided to resist arrest in a violent manner. They're two separate issues and it's dishonest as hell to conflate them.
The knife law is bullshit just like so many other weapons laws. But how stupid do you have to be to not understand that Nothing Good will come of getting froggy with the cops? If it's so important to you that you need to go to war with the popo, you'd better be prepared for them to go to war with you. Johnny Law isn't going to curl up and let you kick his ass.
None of this excuses the police when they cross the line, but all of these #blacklivesmatter cases have a strong whiff of #blackdudestartedshitwiththecops. This isn't all about the police. A big chunk of this is how dumbasses can't think far enough ahead to see the potential consequences of their actions.
Posted by: Jaws at April 23, 2015 11:37 AM (WKNX4)
Drudge lives with a life mission: Annoy Hillary.
This one really, really annoys Hillary.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:37 AM (659DL)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:37 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: jwpaine at April 23, 2015 11:37 AM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2015 11:38 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 11:38 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2015 11:38 AM (2cS/G
Kids are at school, wife is home. Yeah I would commit that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:39 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 11:39 AM (ZKzrr)
307 I love Monet.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 23, 2015 11:29 AM (mf5HN)
Is that what you want?
Posted by: Barrett Strong at April 23, 2015 11:39 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2015 11:40 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:40 AM (zOTsN)
Slow news day?
Hillary and Bill sold their influence to a Putin stooge so he could capture 1/5 the of our uranium reserves
Which Russia will sell to Iran. For their bomb.
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:17 AM (zOTsN)
Which will make the forensics on the inevitable jihadi nuke strike problematic. Supposedly, NEST can trace the isotopes down to the individual reactor that spawned them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2015 11:40 AM (SpnVI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 11:40 AM (FsuaD)
Well that and steroids. The 2004 WS champs were dirty as hell....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2015 11:41 AM (EwHbj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Nuts, you caught me.
Now go away.
Posted by: Vladdy Putin at April 23, 2015 11:41 AM (VAsIq)
...and we're back on beastiality. I love this place.
Yeah, I don't think I'd put Giselle in the bestiality bucket.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:41 AM (659DL)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:40 AM (zOTsN)
Ddin't we discuss this once? I think he is a conservative
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:42 AM (rDqRv)
I think that's called a bonus. I like bonuses.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2015 11:42 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Blano at April 23, 2015 11:42 AM (VJImz)
We've all read too much Tom Clancy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:43 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2015 11:43 AM (2cS/G)
This one really, really annoys Hillary.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:37 AM (659DL)
And he does a good job of it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 23, 2015 11:43 AM (0FSuD)
Is it still as identifiable?
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:43 AM (zOTsN)
342 Wouldn't it be great if Brady doesn't like the JEF. Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:40 AM (zOTsN) Ddin't we discuss this once? I think he is a conservative
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:42 AM (rDqRv)
Yeah I think its been covered that Brady and Peyton Manning might both be Republicans.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2015 11:43 AM (zt+N6)
No, no--White House said they weren't "specifically" "targeted": meaning they aimed right between the two.
Drones are like Ma Dueces. To be used on armor and equipment. That Toyota was "equipment".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 11:35 AM (1deOB)
*snerk*
SPC Orr from my old platoon.
"That 50 cal is only to be used against equipment, Specialist!"
"I WAS engaging his equipment, sir. I was engaging his LBE."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2015 11:43 AM (SpnVI)
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Your sarcasm meter is broken.
He's a perfect parody of a Democrat candidate. He's a machine politician, famously stupid (he publicly needed help balancing his checking account) and graspingly corrupt. Under his administration, Maryland taxed rainfall and, next to Oregon, had the most spectacular Obamacare-Fail. Literally, the only thing this guy has going for him in his entire candidacy is his ego, which is why he keeps trying to get photographed after his lift workouts.
Drudge is trying to say a rock-headed D'Allesandro toady has a better argument for running than Hillary! does.
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 11:43 AM (FCsIb)
Why does he get vote twice?
Listen, love Rose as a long time Philly fan, can still picture him catching a ball dropped out of teammates glove in WS game, but there are certain rules and penalties in life. MLB is correct.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 23, 2015 11:44 AM (xQX/f)
Giselle's a beard.
http://is.gd/2AKI5i
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 11:44 AM (ZKzrr)
Most Bruins are
Posted by: Zombie Jean Beliveau at April 23, 2015 11:44 AM (Wvadc)
...and we're back on beastiality. I love this place.
Yeah, I don't think I'd put Giselle in the bestiality bucket.
Does doggy stlye count?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 11:45 AM (1deOB)
http://is.gd/2AKI5i
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 23, 2015 11:44 AM (ZKzrr
Ha, all she needs now is a Burka
Posted by: Zombie Jean Beliveau at April 23, 2015 11:45 AM (Wvadc)
But of course, my Giants own Brady....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2015 11:46 AM (EwHbj)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:46 AM (659DL)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 11:46 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:47 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:43 AM (zOTsN)
Probably not, although copper can be by radio active analysis. Roommate did it while he was in Nuclear Engineering school for the FBI
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 23, 2015 11:47 AM (0FSuD)
http://tinyurl.com/m8sxgr9
More political bullshit.
Oh - and impeachment is off the table.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 11:48 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Pete Rose at April 23, 2015 11:49 AM (VAsIq)
That gives me an idea for a 'care package' to send to poor Mumia who now has the diabeetus. What's a good candy that's like pure sugar?
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 23, 2015 11:49 AM (xQX/f)
An F-16 drops a 500 lb. bomb.
A 155mm howitzer fires a shell.
Each of those leaves the target very dead, yet somehow the drone is problematic to some people. That is the thing I do not understand.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2015 11:49 AM (hLRSq)
We've all read too much Tom Clancy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 11:43 AM (659DL)
Don't know about this specifically, but isotopic distributions of elements can be very characteristic of a source. For example, distribution of carbon isotopes (C12/C13, maybe a little C14) of heroin can be used to identify where the opium poppies were grown. Not Tom Clancy; that's science.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 23, 2015 11:49 AM (oKE6c)
Giselle earned 38 million bucks last year. No one puts her in a burka.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 11:49 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 11:50 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:50 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 11:48 AM (BZAd3)
Anyone ever hear of Watergate and the recent Target hack? Oh well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:50 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron
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I really like sugar cubes!
Posted by: John Kerry at April 23, 2015 11:50 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 23, 2015 11:49 AM (xQX/f)
Pixie Stix.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2015 11:50 AM (hLRSq)
An F-16 drops a 500 lb. bomb.
A 155mm howitzer fires a shell.
Each of those leaves the target very dead, yet somehow the drone is problematic to some people. That is the thing I do not understand.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2015 11:49 AM (hLRSq)
Ah, Grasshopper, but only the drone strike is useful for agitation among the unwashed, so ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 23, 2015 11:51 AM (oKE6c)
Monet does these paintings with one figure in the foreground and anothe at a distance. Saw a documentary explaining why but I forgot the reason. lol
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 11:51 AM (iQIUe)
Hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 11:52 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 23, 2015 11:49 AM (xQX/f)
I can't remember the name now... that stuff that came in pouches with a little candy stick you'd lick/suck on (don't do it, Horde, don't *do* it) and then stick in the flavor powder stuff...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 11:52 AM (M1uf/)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:52 AM (zOTsN)
Giselle has retired from her "career." But what does it take to be a supermodel?
win genetic lottery
dont booze, party, do drugs
show up rested
dont hook up with losers
I dont see where it requires any skills.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 11:53 AM (iQIUe)
Maple sugar candy.*
*pure only, not the stuff with cream in it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 11:54 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther)
Lik-M-Aid Fun Dip, by Wonka
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 23, 2015 11:54 AM (VAsIq)
You do NOT get to apologize for America in this drone strike..
YOU did it... WE did not...
This GOVERNMENT did it... the PEOPLE did not.
Your POLICIES of Assassination via Drone in neutral countries did it.... WE did not MURDER these people..
Because that is EXACTLY what it is... murder.
Posted by: BB WOLF, at April 23, 2015 11:54 AM (qh617)
came in pouches with a little candy stick you'd lick/suck on (don't do
it, Horde, don't *do* it) and then stick in the flavor powder stuff...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 11:52 AM (M1uf/)
Remember candy cigarettes?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 11:54 AM (FsuaD)
http://www.scribd.com/doc/262792039/Fuck-This-Court
"What? You think because you sit up there in that little black robe
hiding behind the ignorance of the masses like a little b*tch, that
ANYBODY gives a d*mn about you or what you have to say? Well, just in
case you haven t
noticed-I couldn t give two f*cks about you or what
you have to say. F*ck you, old man. You re a joke. Your court s a joke.
You take it up the a*s; and you suck nuts. LoL."
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 23, 2015 11:54 AM (ZvKdv)
show up rested
dont hook up with losers
I dont see where it requires any skills.
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*snort*
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 11:54 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 23, 2015 11:54 AM (gwDMH)
376 What's a good candy that's like pure sugar? Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 23, 2015 11:49 AM (xQX/f) I can't remember the name now... that stuff that came in pouches with a little candy stick you'd lick/suck on (don't do it, Horde, don't *do* it) and then stick in the flavor powder stuff...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 11:52 AM (M1uf/)
Fun Dip.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun_Dip
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2015 11:55 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2015 11:55 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:52 AM (zOTsN)
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I never liked Monet.... most of his work is "smudgy".
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 11:55 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 11:52 AM (zOTsN)
That's obvious but there was another reason he did it.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 11:56 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 11:52 AM (M1uf/)
Fun Dip!!
Posted by: Mainah at April 23, 2015 11:56 AM (659DL)
I really, really hope that's true.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 11:56 AM (FsuaD)
The local liberal defense by callers is that she has not been convicted of a crime, so, shut up!!
Ima gonna use that logic the next time I hear of a conservative with PR issues.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2015 11:56 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 23, 2015 11:56 AM (CzBeD)
THEY, the GOVERNMENT, is the country....
They are not... WE are the Country....
Rage... meter... pegged...
Posted by: BB WOLF, at April 23, 2015 11:56 AM (qh617)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 11:52 AM (M1uf/)
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Penis Pops......
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 11:57 AM (NaV4z)
We can't even force him to put a treaty to a vote or stop doing executive actions? We don't have the votes to impeach a cock roach
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:57 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Mainah at April 23, 2015 11:56 AM (659DL)
Haha, ninja'd by so many. I feel like Ben Roethlisberger in the mock Facebook NFL QB things.
Posted by: Mainah at April 23, 2015 11:58 AM (659DL)
O_o
o_O
O_O
That's some serious cray-cray right there.
*Note to pro se litigants: This is Exhibit A for How Not to Do It.*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 12:00 PM (h4vJk)
show up rested
Two things which are closely related, but apparently very hard to do.
Actually, as someone who has known a model or two, there's more to it than that. The "super" part is mostly genetic lottery and a good agent, but modelling itself requires long hours (often of tedium), a fair amount of discomfort, and a lot of patience (because of those last two).
Not a whole lot of "skill" involved, no, but not a career that just anyone- even just anyone who is very pretty- can pick up.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:00 PM (M1uf/)
So, the Mumia fappers think they can use his diabetes to spring him from the joint? They shd ask Leonard Pelltier how well that worked for him.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 12:00 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 23, 2015 12:00 PM (OsWis)
Imagine cleaning the sticky crap out of the carpet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:00 PM (FsuaD)
Oh no, we've devolved into the infamous 'my dicks so big' dead thread.
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 23, 2015 12:00 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 11:57 AM (rDqRv
they don't punish their own kind
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2015 12:01 PM (Wvadc)
Posted by: Charles Manson at April 23, 2015 12:01 PM (CzBeD)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 23, 2015 12:01 PM (sH832)
We love Hillary and the meanie republican's should just shut the fuck up and go back to thumping their Bibles, hating blacks, and not paying their fair share.
Posted by: Hillary's Voting Base at April 23, 2015 12:01 PM (P330y)
http://tinyurl.com/mml8khx
The picture should be crystal clear by now, but for some damned reason, people refuse to call Obama out for his blatant assistance to Iran in spreading their apocolyptic Shia dogma.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 12:02 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2015 11:49 AM (hLRSq)
Ah, Grasshopper, but only the drone strike is useful for agitation among the unwashed, so ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 23, 2015 11:51 AM (oKE6c)
Because the drone strikes are not being used in War zones... like artillery would be... or air strikes would be...
They are flying into neutral sovereign nations, and used to specifically target NON UNIFORMED individuals...
It is a blatant act of War against other sovereign nations... against the Geneva convention (as those nonuniformed individuals are NOT under arms...) with no Judicial process...
Hell.... I'm still trying to figure out how this flies under the UCMJ...
Posted by: BB WOLF, at April 23, 2015 12:02 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 12:02 PM (rDqRv)
diabetes to spring him from the joint? They shd ask Leonard Pelltier how
well that worked for him.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 12:00 PM (iQIUe)
Put me in charge of American Republic 2.0, and diabetes will be the least of his problems.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 23, 2015 12:02 PM (oKE6c)
408 We love Hillary and the meanie republican's should just shut the fuck up and go back to thumping their Bibles, hating blacks, and not paying their fair share.
Posted by: Hillary's Voting Base at April 23, 2015 12:01 PM (P330y)
Moo Moo is that you?
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2015 12:02 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:03 PM (M1uf/)
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In the population of assassination targets, excess body fat is not a trait favored by natural selection.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 23, 2015 12:03 PM (CzBeD)
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2015 12:02 PM (zt+N6)
be carefull. It's like Beatle Juice. If you say it's name 3 times, it might appear
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 12:04 PM (rDqRv)
http://tinyurl.com/mml8khx
The picture should be crystal clear by now, but for some damned reason, people refuse to call Obama out for his blatant assistance to Iran in spreading their apocolyptic Shia dogma.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 12:02 PM (BZAd3)
Lay off Obama, he's solving problems with his MIND!
Posted by: MikeH at April 23, 2015 12:04 PM (136wp)
Constantly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:04 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: DaveA at April 23, 2015 12:04 PM (DL2i+)
#lifelongRedSoxFan
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2015 11:10 AM (JtwS4)
I hear you, Brother. I hear you.
Right before the Sox imploded in Gm 6 of the 1986 WS, I turned to my Dad and said: "Dad, the Red Sox are one strike away from winning the World Series!"
Then all Hell broke loose, they lost, and then lost game 7. I've held myself personally responsible ever since.
In 2004 when they won it all finally, I watched exactly NONE of the games, not wanting to Jinx them. Whew!
By 2007 and 2013, I was watching with my daughter and realizing that the Baseball Gods perhaps didn't give a shit who I was rooting for.
Perhaps . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2015 12:05 PM (72D6h)
I thought so too. Could have sworn I remember Jawa Report covering that a while ago.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 23, 2015 12:05 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 23, 2015 12:00 PM (xQX/f)
Your vision is off from too much fapping. You won for the Premature Ejaculators contest. Swept the podium!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2015 12:05 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2015 12:05 PM (JO9+V)
It was quite messy.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2015 12:06 PM (zt+N6)
They are unlawful enemy combatants and thus the Geneva conventions do not apply to them. They do not wear a uniform, or fight under a flag and they fight for nonstate actors. That makes them unlawful enemy combatants under LOAC (laws of armed conflict). It isn't the Geneva convention. The issue is if the American unlawful enemy combatants are still protected by the U.S. constitution while fighting for an enemy of the untied states
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:07 PM (zOTsN)
Banging Giselle would take priority for me, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 12:07 PM (0HooB)
????? Was Denmark a destination for that sort of thing? What animals?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 10:39 AM (2TN4k)
Liberals gonna have to find a new vacation spot. I suggest hell.
Posted by: Blano at April 23, 2015 12:08 PM (VJImz)
Perhaps . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2015 12:05 PM (72D6h)
Mere mortal we pay no attention to you... we watch Herb Slotsky of Little Widgen to punish Red Sox fans for touching the money
Posted by: Baseball Gods at April 23, 2015 12:08 PM (136wp)
I love Monet.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 23, 2015 11:29 AM (mf5HN)
I can't believe you like Monet too. We should hang out.
Posted by: Frito Pendejo at April 23, 2015 12:08 PM (l3LvV)
There's this guy in TX who they claim has had only days to live so grant him clemency. He's on deathrow for murdering 3 people. This has gone on for a year now.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 12:08 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 11:54 AM (FsuaD)
YES! We used to "smoke" them after getting one out of the cardboard box "pack" they were in, then finally couldn't stand it anymore and chewed them up and started blowing bubbles(I remember them as bubble gum).
Sugar Babies are almost all colored sugar. And racist.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 23, 2015 12:09 PM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 12:09 PM (FCsIb)
Banging Giselle would take priority for me, too.
Hell, fapping to Giselle's panties would take precedence over meeting Barry and Mooch.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 12:09 PM (1deOB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 12:10 PM (0HooB)
Sounds to me like a good reason to move up his execution to tomorrow.
On a completely unrelated note (no: really)- I want some Fritos. Maybe some Frito-chili pie. With cheddar cheese and some jalapenos, maybe.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:10 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 23, 2015 12:09 PM (PfWwQ)
And you're racist for mentioning them!
We found a candy store in Greenville, SC a few years ago that still sells candy cigarettes and those awful wax lips. So un-PC. Loved it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:10 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:11 PM (zOTsN)
Sonic FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 12:11 PM (1deOB)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 12:00 PM (iQIUe)
I would, but Peltier no longer has me on speed dial.
Well, nobody does, actually. Fine. More time for drinking and self-pity.
Posted by: ward churchill at April 23, 2015 12:11 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Adam at April 23, 2015 12:11 PM (xQX/f)
Oh yes. My parents rolled their eyes mightily at those.
Of course, you know how a lot of parents said, "If you're going to smoke cigarettes, come to me- don't steal them?"
Yeah, my parents said, "If you're going to smoke cigarettes, come to me- better a fast death than a slow one."
None of us smoke.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:12 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 12:12 PM (FCsIb)
We found a candy store in Greenville, SC a few years ago that still sells candy cigarettes and those awful wax lips. So un-PC. Loved it.
I always liked the bubblegum cigars.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 12:12 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 12:07 PM (0HooB)
Shit, I would be banging Giselle so hard who ever pulled me out would be the rightful king of England.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:12 PM (S+el1)
Just my opinion.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2015 12:13 PM (VPLuQ)
http://www.oldtimecandy.com/candy-by-type/candy-cigars-cigarettes/bubble-gum-cigarettes-pack
Posted by: Jen the original at April 23, 2015 12:13 PM (PfWwQ)
There were bubble gum cigars, peppermint cigarettes, and the paper ones that if you blew into a little puff of powder wd come out the opposite end. loved them.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 12:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 12:13 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 12:07 PM (0HooB)
Just remember, for every beautiful woman there's some guy who's sick and tired of her shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 12:13 PM (2Ojst)
I loved candy cigarettes.
Now I smoke real cigarettes.
Hmmm....
Oh, and my parents never offered to buy me cigarettes. That offer wasn't on the table. Had to go to sketchy bodegas to buy cigarettes underage. They didn't give a shit how old you were, as long as you put money on the counter they'd sell you smokes or booze or whatever you wanted.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 12:13 PM (AkOaV)
Everything was blurry back in 1874
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 23, 2015 12:13 PM (+aCe4)
Pixie Stix.
Also, they have something similar at candy stores at the mall where you select a large tube (1/2" X 12") and then you can fill it w/the colored sugar of your choice (sorta like self-serve slurpies, except SUGAR).
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 12:14 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:14 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 12:13 PM (2Ojst)
And I'm fine with that.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:14 PM (S+el1)
How could you tell it was impressionist, then? I mean, that almost sounds like photo-realism.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:14 PM (M1uf/)
Listening to Rush right now. He's going over a couple of clinton/media theories.
Much ado about nothing. All these scandals and firestorms will be long forgotten a year from now. She's gonna easily get the nom, and she'll probably easily win the election.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 12:15 PM (Tk6Z0)
Rock Candy.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:15 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 12:13 PM (2Ojst)
Can you send me them numbers by private email...
Posted by: MikeH at April 23, 2015 12:15 PM (136wp)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 23, 2015 12:15 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:12 PM (S+el1)
Thread AND Internet Winner!
Posted by: jwpaine at April 23, 2015 12:15 PM (0bXhD)
Smart move, skipping the opportunity to meet King Sh$t Midas.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 12:15 PM (2TN4k)
"I suspect an impressionist portrait of Hillary would look like a puddle of rat vomit."
Wrong end of the rat...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 23, 2015 12:16 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:12 PM
Totally stealing that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 12:16 PM (h4vJk)
I don't know. Even LIVs are noticing this stuff. People who aren't very political (or are even very liberal) in my sphere are very *very* anti-Hillary. They want her gone.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:17 PM (M1uf/)
You want this decision made by ValJar in the basement? Fine by me.
Note I did not say "plane ticket." I said "military escort." Lost on you?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 23, 2015 12:17 PM (xq1UY)
"Evening ladies, meet Excalibur!"
You live in a monastic cell don't you?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:18 PM (Ei7xc)
I liked the flavored bottles and the gold rocks.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 12:18 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:18 PM (Ei7xc)
Yes, married 31 years.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:18 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:18 PM (Ei7xc)
"Sayeth mine nameth!" ~wrg
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:19 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 12:19 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron
Rock Candy.
X1000.
Pure sugar.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 12:19 PM (1deOB)
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 12:19 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:19 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 12:19 PM (Tk6Z0)
Well *there's* your problem.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:20 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:18 PM (S+el1)
Rufshaad: I can see you're no stranger to pain.
Col. Denton Walters: I've been married.
Rufshaad: Ah.
Col. Denton Walters: *Twice*.
Rufshaad: Oy!
Posted by: MikeH at April 23, 2015 12:20 PM (136wp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:20 PM (Ei7xc)
My money is "sovereign citizen". At the end they claim they are going to seek relief from the UN General Assembly and UN Security Council.
Posted by: Penfold at April 23, 2015 12:20 PM (Fbt5B)
Root beer Fizzies FTW!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 12:20 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:20 PM (zOTsN)
In every single poll, she leads by leaps and bounds.
Who are they polling? I'm 52 and I have NEVER been asked. Ever.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 12:21 PM (1deOB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2015 12:21 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 23, 2015 12:15 PM (xkSSa)
Wait - I thought that that was "strategic patience," aka "strategic jerking off."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 23, 2015 12:21 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 12:20 PM (0HooB)
Yes! And they'd make you foam at the mouth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:21 PM (FsuaD)
(1) We can't force them into uniforms. Wearing an identifiable uniform would be nice but is not required.
(2) Neutral sovereign nations? If that nation cannot eradicate these people in its territory then it will be done for them. That is the way nations have always acted and will act.
If we could serve a warrant and conduct an arrest it would be done - is done in nations that actually have some control of their territory beyond an inked line on a map. Some of these places are bandit territory not controlled by any actual nation. I'm really not fond of giving out sanctuaries to terrorists just so that I can say I followed some piety about sovereignty that is not representative of the reality of that place.
(3) A drone fires a Hellfire. An F-16 drops a bomb. The result is the same only the platform is different.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2015 12:22 PM (hLRSq)
I don't know.
Something feels... off to me... about Hillary!
The dems I know talk about her the way we talked about McCain in '08. I think they'd jump ship in 2 seconds flat if there was another (serious) contender.
We'll have to see how it plays out. but I wouldn't put money on Hillary getting the nod.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 12:22 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:22 PM (zOTsN)
Root beer Fizzies FTW!
I'll see your Fizzies and raise you a Zotz.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 12:22 PM (1deOB)
Posted by: Penfold at April 23, 2015 12:20 PM
DING! DING! DING! Got it in one!
I haven't reached the end yet, so I can't vouch for the UN bit, but this is freakin' hilarious reading!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 12:23 PM (h4vJk)
Col. Denton Walters: I've been married.
Rufshaad: Ah.
Col. Denton Walters: *Twice*.
Rufshaad: Oy!"
Bloodiest movie of all time.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 12:23 PM (LA7Cm)
The 40th Michigan Womyn's Music Festival, to be held this August, will be the last, its founder announced today. The storied women-only event, first held in 1976, has been the subject
of controversy in recent years because of its exclusion of transgender
women, with many artists and organizations deciding to boycott...
Transgenders (trans "women") and feminists do not play well together.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 12:23 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 12:21 PM (1deOB)
Do you have an innie or outie between your legs?
Posted by: MikeH at April 23, 2015 12:23 PM (136wp)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 12:23 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:23 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 12:22 PM
Swedish Fish, FTW!
*insert candied lutefisk joke here*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 12:24 PM (h4vJk)
Not if you dissolved them in water first.
Like you're supposed to.
But I'm not judging...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 12:24 PM (0HooB)
a) Worse than worthless
b) All push-polls used to make opinion, not measure it
c) Heavily skewed by name recognition
d) All the above.
I'm not arguing "ignore the polls" exactly, but temper them with people in your circle. Now that I got dragged kicking and screaming onto Facebook, I find out I know a lot more liberals than I thought. And none of them want Hillary.
If she were ahead so far, you'd think at least a couple of them would be giving at least half-hearted defense of her.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:24 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 12:25 PM (rDqRv)
Couldn't spit it out fast enough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:25 PM (FsuaD)
of controversy in recent years because of its exclusion of transgender
women, with many artists and organizations deciding to boycott...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 12:23 PM (2TN4k)
My cisnormative schadenboner may last more that four hours
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 23, 2015 12:26 PM (L+5wE)
We told him to get out of there.
Posted by: Marie Harf at April 23, 2015 12:26 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:25 PM
That's what he said!
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 23, 2015 12:26 PM (h4vJk)
497 Heh. I remember finding some candies in a drawer when I was about twelve. I bit into one, not knowing it was liquor-filled.Couldn't spit it out fast enough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:25 PM (FsuaD)
Oh what a difference a few years would make.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2015 12:26 PM (zt+N6)
I used to put Pop Rocks in my little sisters hoohah.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 23, 2015 12:26 PM (NaV4z)
Not if you dissolved them in water first.
Like you're supposed to.
But I'm not judging...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 12:24 PM (0HooB)
Why on earth would you do that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:26 PM (FsuaD)
Uniforms are required, by LOAC and the Geneva conventions. The point of a uniform is to make you identifiable. And more importantly to distinguish fighters from innocent civilians, in order to reduce civilian deaths
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 23, 2015 12:27 PM (S+el1)
The science is sound.
The practicality of NEST being able to render a source verdict in the shitstorm aftermath of a nuclear detonation is wishful thinking.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 12:27 PM (659DL)
At dime's worth and you were sitting in tall cotton.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 12:28 PM (1deOB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:28 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 23, 2015 10:50 AM (YYJjz)
Good. Hopefully she soon loses her home, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2015 12:29 PM (HCEgT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2015 12:29 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 12:27 PM (659DL)
If Google can figure out I'm on my way to the airport and give me an arrival update, we should be able to trace source... just give out free Google glasses to everyone
Posted by: MikeH at April 23, 2015 12:29 PM (136wp)
Temporarily. BTW, your bridge in Brooklyn is ready for you.
http://bit.ly/1OKVlIT
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 12:30 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 12:30 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:30 PM (zOTsN)
Geffin was so pissed off that Clinton refused to parole Pelltier, that he withdrew all support for Hillary.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 23, 2015 12:30 PM (iQIUe)
They made 3 million of those stupid apple watches?
People will buy them? 3 million of them -- for a first run, more to come??
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 12:30 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 12:31 PM (FCsIb)
I'm not surprised, but I am disappointed.
F*ck those guys.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:31 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 23, 2015 12:31 PM (C4d1Y)
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 12:32 PM (xWW96)
People will buy them?
You're missing the part where they're sold by Apple.
The Apple fanbois will buy *anything* Apple.
That particular cult is shrinking again, but it's still there. If Apple makes it, they'll buy it.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:32 PM (M1uf/)
Ha, I just read that.
I, Mrs. Jada Clark for the UNREPRESENfED Plaintiffs, hereby affirm that a true (and correct copy) of the above-mentioned Plaintiffs' Notice to Fuck this Court and Everything that it Stands For
Has to be one of the funnier court filing names I've seen in a while.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 12:32 PM (AkOaV)
oh fucking great!
obama wants a huge trade deal with Asia -- it's widely and enthusiastically supported by...
Republicans. Of course, of course.
And Democrats are the ones skeptical of it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 12:32 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2015 12:33 PM (JO9+V)
512 Flaming skull time. Drew will no doubt write about this, but here's a taste: Senate GOP leaders have dropped the mask and endorsed legislation extending ZeroCare subsidies. Temporarily. BTW, your bridge in Brooklyn is ready for you. http://bit.ly/1OKVlIT
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 12:30 PM (FCsIb)
Clearly Drew is just using his mind control rays to make our honorable respectful senators behave in a way completely opposite of their character just so he can write a post to attack them.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2015 12:33 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 12:33 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 12:33 PM (rDqRv)
It is hilarious, I did read through it quickly. Her first exhibit talks about the "organic constitution" an article she wrote herself (always nice to be your own authority).
She has a real talent for writing sentences: "panic stricken hoe who has stolen money from her back-handing pimp." when she described the judge. That is genuis.
Posted by: Penfold at April 23, 2015 12:33 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2015 12:33 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2015 12:34 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2015 12:34 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:34 PM (FsuaD)
I often wonder about these kinds of cases... I mean, the judges ignore them and just dismiss them out of hand. But does anyone ever read them to see if maybe the person filing has a point?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 12:34 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 12:34 PM (xWW96)
Yep, and "America is DOOOOOOMED! if you don't vote for Republicans!"
Can't forget that part.
If anything makes me believe that Hillary! could actually be president, it's the fact that the GOP seems so bound and determined to piss off Conservatives.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:35 PM (M1uf/)
obama wants a huge trade deal with Asia -- it's widely and enthusiastically supported by...
Republicans. Of course, of course.
And Democrats are the ones skeptical of it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 12:32 PM
.......HEY! Those campaign checks aren't going to write themselves you know. BTW Thanks for the "Dreamers"! Now Hiring!!!! The check is in the mail.
Posted by: RNC Business Donors at April 23, 2015 12:35 PM (6GBAx)
obama wants a huge trade deal with Asia -- it's widely and enthusiastically supported by...
Republicans. Of course, of course.
And Democrats are the ones skeptical of it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 12:32 PM
.......HEY! Those campaign checks aren't going to write themselves you know. BTW Thanks for the "Dreamers"! Now Hiring!!!! The check is in the mail.
Posted by: RNC Business Donors at April 23, 2015 12:35 PM (6GBAx)
Collector's item. Keep 'em in the sealed box to retain value.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 12:35 PM (2TN4k)
Here is the happy employees and their company supplied meal - http://tinyurl.com/n4qh2qc
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:35 PM (Ei7xc)
Pick your favorite decade for candy
http://www.oldtimecandy.com/candy-by-decade
Wax lips and bottles! And I'd forgotten about dots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:35 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:34 PM (FsuaD)
---
AtC is innocent. It was the Angolan Witch Spider.
Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 23, 2015 12:35 PM (KNEbd)
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 12:34 PM (
.....Someone pass the mind bleach and bourbon.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2015 12:36 PM (6GBAx)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 12:32 PM
Keep reading...it gets better. LOL
She has a real talent for writing sentences: "panic stricken hoe who has stolen money from her back-handing pimp." when she described the judge. That is genuis.
Posted by: Penfold at April 23, 2015 12:33 PM
I'll give her that. She's quite the wordsmith. This pretty much made my afternoon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 12:36 PM (h4vJk)
We are using Military assets, at Presidential order, to kill people in a Sovereign Nation that we are NOT in a State of Conflict with.
That is flat out against the UN Charter.
Which is a ratified treaty, thus having the force of US law.
Posted by: BB WOLF, at April 23, 2015 12:37 PM (qh617)
That stuff tasted like taint. Well, what I imagine taint tastes like.
My sister, a lifelong liberal, loved the stuff. I couldn't stand to be in the same room with her. It was even worse when she ate that crap.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 23, 2015 12:37 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:35 PM
....You been here 4 minutes. You go now!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2015 12:37 PM (6GBAx)
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 23, 2015 12:37 PM (xVgrA)
There have always been stupid stuff marketed to the wealthy and the foolish, but only produced in limited quantities.
For instance, the Delorean. It was meant to be a collector's item from the get go.
But, and many do not know this, the Delorean was offered in a gold-plated edition. Like only a hundred or less of these models were made (or proposed to be made). It was meant for the Man Who Had Everything except a gold-plated car.
I'm not saying Apple is Delorean, but the idea is the same. The difference today is that Apple is successful where Delorean failed in mass marketing.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 12:38 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 23, 2015 12:38 PM (1BQGO)
For instance, the Delorean. It was meant to be a
cocaine delivery vehicle.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 12:40 PM (1deOB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2015 12:40 PM (6GBAx)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 23, 2015 12:38 PM (1BQGO)
I've always believe it's Chicago v Arkansas. Should be a lot better than Batman v Superman...
Posted by: MikeH at April 23, 2015 12:40 PM (136wp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:40 PM (Ei7xc)
Actually.
Uniforms are required, by LOAC and the Geneva conventions. The point of a uniform is to make you identifiable. And more importantly to distinguish fighters from innocent civilians, in order to reduce civilian deaths
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:26 PM (zOTsN)
In lieu of uniforms, partisans/guerrillas can also invoke legal combatant status by the use of an identifying armband or brassard. Band of Brothers miniseries, when Easy meets up with the Dutch resistance at Eindhoven, the Dutch resistance troops are all in civilian clothes with orange armbands.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2015 12:40 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:40 PM (zOTsN)
http://tinypic.com/r/2j1sidc/8
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 23, 2015 12:37 PM (xVgrA)
---
Kewl ... congrats. I went with the Shield for my EDC.... but I really like the single stack striker fire nines. Nice purchase. I Put an XS Big Dot on mine..... old eyes.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 12:41 PM (NaV4z)
I always thought the Delorean bust was dubious. Still do.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 12:41 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 12:41 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: dogfish at April 23, 2015 12:41 PM (1vYi0)
I'm not surprised, but I am disappointed.
F*ck those guys.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 12:31 PM (M1uf/)
I don't know why you're disappointed, Allen. You couldn't really think those nickelfuckers in DC would do anything to release government's grip on private citizens, could you?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2015 12:42 PM (zF6Iw)
2-for-1 just like Baskin Robbins bubblegum ice cream.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 12:42 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:42 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:42 PM (zOTsN)
After hiding Bin Laden for years, they have no room to bitch.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 23, 2015 12:42 PM (PtTYB)
There, the argument has gone that ending the subsidies will unfairly end distribution of benefits to citizens of states controlled by GOP governors (the term "Republicans" does not include John Kasich).
Extending the benefits temporarily proves to the Supremes that the Senate is capable of doing something supremely distasteful and extend the subsidies while the issue is sorted out legislatively.
This argument works better if the Senate Demoncrats and Obama try to fight this bill, but lets forget that for a moment.
Posted by: MTF at April 23, 2015 12:43 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:30 PM (zOTsN)
A combatant, uniformed or non uniformed... is usually defined as someone either Under Arms, or in operational control of those Under Arms... ie commanders.
A criminal.... even a murder, is not considered to be under arms, even if they have a weapon, because they are not part of an Operational Chain of Command.
Some on the list, who have been killed... were neither gun carriers, or in the chain of command... but were POLICITAL operatives.
Question... is it a LEGAL military target, to send a bombing mission, to target.... a newspaper? a Parliament? A Propaganda operative?
and I would note, this list is not even being run out of the Pentagon... it is being run by the National Security Advisor... who is NOT in the Military Chain of Command...
Posted by: BB WOLF, at April 23, 2015 12:43 PM (qh617)
Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2015 12:43 PM (kGsA2)
I'll be putting some better night sights on.....as soon as they have some for this model.
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 23, 2015 12:43 PM (xVgrA)
I don't get all the hype over the single stack Glock.
Kahr and others have been doing it for a while now.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 23, 2015 12:44 PM (+aCe4)
AQ or VagISIL are not recognized countries with no recognized military forces.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:44 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 12:41 PM (7ObY1)
Let me show you my pole dance.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 23, 2015 12:44 PM (S+el1)
I've always believe it's Chicago v Arkansas. Should be a lot better than Batman v Superman...
Posted by: MikeH at April 23, 2015 12:40 PM
........Word
Posted by: Ben Afleck's Slave at April 23, 2015 12:44 PM (6GBAx)
We are fcuked no matter what.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 12:44 PM (7ObY1)
Or to put it more simply....
therefore.... would SUSAN RICE, the National Security Advisor, be a valid Military Target? under the Laws of War?
Posted by: BB WOLF, at April 23, 2015 12:44 PM (qh617)
I gave up about half way through the section on why US citizens don't have to pay income taxes.
Because, you know, yeah.
Good luck using that excuse with the IRS. They don't give a shit what legalesque documents you send their way, they want their money.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 12:45 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 23, 2015 12:45 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 23, 2015 12:44 PM (S+el1)
Well, there went any desire for lunch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:45 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 23, 2015 12:45 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 23, 2015 12:31 PM (C4d1Y)
Speaking of Sugar Babies:
http://goo.gl/e211RW
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2015 12:45 PM (zF6Iw)
However, their per-capita rates of feminine itch are much lower than the West.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 23, 2015 12:45 PM (PtTYB)
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 12:46 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:46 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 23, 2015 12:46 PM (xVgrA)
the more we're willing to have the cold, hard attitude that hostages are goners and we just have to go after the hostage takers, the better position we'll have against the enemy. As horrible as it is, in the long run it will mean fewer hostages and fewer deaths, I believe.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 23, 2015 12:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 12:47 PM (FsuaD)
Yes she would.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:47 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:48 PM (Ei7xc)
lindafell, glad the Glock makes you happy.
Yes they are good guns, just never cared for them. Viva La Difference.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 23, 2015 12:48 PM (+aCe4)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/591276314415497216
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/591276997348872192
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/591277537239633920
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/591277983962374144
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2015 12:48 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:46 PM (S+el1)
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I not a Glock fanbois either..... but I wouldnt call them a *lousy* gun.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 12:48 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: MikeH at April 23, 2015 12:40 PM (136wp)
So... a Marxist version of the movie "Next of Kin?"
Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 12:48 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2015 12:43 PM
....Not buying it. Hillary if fcking entitled dammit!
She didn't stay married to Bill all these years, create off shore accounts, foundations, secret payout's wiped servers and a few dead seals to quit now! This bitch feels immune and for good reason. The media have been polishing her balls for years and they've always walked away from the wreck's unscathed. You're discounting the fucking lemmings that are the Dem party. SHe won't quit until she's dragged kicking and screaming off stage.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2015 12:48 PM (6GBAx)
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 12:49 PM (xWW96)
the more we're willing to have the cold, hard attitude that hostages are goners and we just have to go after the hostage takers, the better position we'll have against the enemy.
Hard truth, but truth.
If there is no incentive for hostage taking other than SEALS showing up to put dots on your forehead, then there will be fewer hostages.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 12:49 PM (659DL)
Non military targets are perfectly legal if they serve a valid military purpose. Ever hear of Dresden? Hiroshima? Nagasaki? The only unlawful targets are religious buildings, hospitals, and historic landmarks. And even they can be bombed if they are being used by combatants to hide combatants or arms like the Palestinians are infamous for
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:49 PM (zOTsN)
Unless it's tapes of her ordering the hit on Vince Foster, I'm not clear what would qualify as worse at this stage.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 12:49 PM (DT3rQ)
The Russian approach.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 12:50 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 23, 2015 12:50 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 12:48 PM (NaV4z)
I have a 23. I've had it to the gunsmith more that the gun range.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:50 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:50 PM (Ei7xc)
Exactly. As awful as these deaths are, we'd be better off as a nation if we were willing to reluctantly and with great pain take them to stop the enemy.
But then, that wasn't anyone in my family held hostage, so maybe my attitude would be different in that case.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 23, 2015 12:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:46 PM (S+el1)
I've never had a problem from my G23. Then again, I've never had a problem with my Beretta M9. My Kel-Tec P-3AT, on the other hand, is a complete POS.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 12:51 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 12:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Penfold at April 23, 2015 12:20 PM
Just got to the UN General Assembly part. LOL I swear they must hand these around and cut and paste.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 12:51 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: dogfish at April 23, 2015 12:52 PM (1vYi0)
We are fcuked no matter what.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 12:44 PM
........I think Hillary would be easier to defeat in the general. Of course allot of it depends on whom the reps nominate. If it's Jeb or Huck or some other squish they can go fck themselves.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2015 12:52 PM (6GBAx)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 12:49 PM (DT3rQ)
Hmm, State secrets being hacked by Russia & China?
Posted by: MikeH at April 23, 2015 12:52 PM (136wp)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 12:52 PM (AkOaV)
Any American that travels into Islamic territories should assume it's a one way trip. This is the world we live in now.
If for whatever reason someday I find myself in Yemem or Libya, I'm gonna assume I'll die there.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 12:52 PM (Tk6Z0)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 23, 2015 12:53 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at April 23, 2015 12:53 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 12:53 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2015 12:54 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 12:54 PM (Ei7xc)
I don't understand what this person is trying to prove here.
Obama says he can legalize millions with a pen and a phone, and she's arguing over archaic word order / word choices to try to separate the concepts of "citizen of Florida" from "citizen of the US". Uh, clearly we're not following the laws THAT closely where word parsing can get you out of income taxes.
Laws, words, history, facts... they're all kind of fluid, ya know?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 12:54 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2015 12:54 PM
...Because it's a fucking success story, duh.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2015 12:55 PM (6GBAx)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 23, 2015 12:49 PM (DT3rQ)
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Hmm,
Posted by: MikeH at April 23, 2015 12:52 PM (136wp)
FIFY
Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 12:55 PM (8hctH)
Best gun I own is my Armalite AR 24-13. Head and shoulders above the glock, berretta and sigs I own.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:55 PM (S+el1)
the negative stories (I have had this theory since the email thing) are
an attempt to get Hillary to drop out of the race before the WORSE
stuff comes out.
============
Which is fine and well except for who do they have in reserve?
(Thinks about how Bill was an unknown, governor from a small state that no one thought had a chance to win the nomination. . . . . Fuck.)
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 23, 2015 12:56 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Penfold at April 23, 2015 12:56 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 12:56 PM (Tk6Z0)
I'm not sure what she thought she was proving, but it certainly wasn't what she ended up proving. *insert Twain idiot quote here*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 12:57 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at April 23, 2015 12:53 PM (Dwehj)
Problem I have is FTL. Jams all the time.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:57 PM (S+el1)
I'm poor. I'll have to take your word for it, lol.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 12:57 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 23, 2015 12:57 PM (xVgrA)
The NYT, Washington Post and other newspapers are simply bowing to the wishes of the Right Wing Conspiracy and publishing drivel about the Clinton Foundation that can be refuted by sworn testimony.
The Clinton family will defend our practices to the fullest, and will not allow the mean spirited republican's to claim corruption or influence buying on our part to advance their radical conservative agenda.
Posted by: Hillary the Maybe Inevitable at April 23, 2015 12:58 PM (P330y)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:57 PM (S+el1)
Sounds like a bad mag.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 12:58 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: Minnfidel
These points aren't necessarily contradictory.
I agree that the number one reason for her to run is that the point of the foundation is to launder money. If she is stymied, the influence of the Clintons will plummet, as will any reason for shoveling money at them. She has to run, and keep the show going as long as possible.
And sadly, she still has a very real chance to doing it.
Posted by: Jon Corzine at April 23, 2015 12:58 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 23, 2015 12:59 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 12:57 PM (S+el1)
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Ball ammo or HP???
Have you ..... nudged.... the feed lips of your mags up a few thou???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 12:59 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 01:00 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 12:57 PM (8hctH)
Price isn't bad. I think I pay right around 550. But, I got one of the first 100 of the first production run.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 01:00 PM (S+el1)
It's right down the road from Hutone.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 01:00 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: RoyalOil
You can include me in on that. Boy was I wrong.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 23, 2015 01:00 PM (Spluw)
I saw an article on the clinton organization at NYT and time articles were HILARIOUS.
"Who cares who donated money? It's for CHARITY, people. Something Republicans wouldn't understand!"
"What, so the red cross should give back money donated by unscrupulous people? It's charity!"
were the basic gist of it. I laughed.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 01:00 PM (AkOaV)
lindafell, I picked up a Springfield Armory 1911 years ago and paid $500.
Added a beavertail and extended slide release. Otherwise stock. Runs great. Not sure why they need to cost $2k or more.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 23, 2015 01:00 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 01:01 PM (Tk6Z0)
So how does one cross examine a chimp?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 01:01 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 01:02 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 01:02 PM (xWW96)
Much less than I thought. There's one on Gunbroker for $455.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 01:02 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: mynewhandle
I rather doubt that my painting a red cross or mission statement of some kind on the side of a whorehouse would get me a free pass.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 23, 2015 01:02 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 23, 2015 12:59 PM (xVgrA)
Yay! Now me. Do me next!
Posted by: Kuato at April 23, 2015 01:03 PM (JO9+V)
Have you ..... nudged.... the feed lips of your mags up a few thou???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 12:59 PM (NaV4z)
Any 40 cal round I shoot. Had several gunsmiths look at it. The only solution that has work with the jamming as to put a 357 sig custom barrel in it.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 01:03 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 23, 2015 01:03 PM (xVgrA)
Like a Colt Python. Fit and finish. Top of the line parts. Hand polished and fitted.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 01:04 PM (1deOB)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 23, 2015 01:00 PM (+aCe4)
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I have a RIA Tactical that shoots little ragged holes with handloads. Totally stock.
I routinely piss off the Les Bauer snob crowd at the range.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 01:04 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Albert Einstein at April 23, 2015 01:04 PM (M1uf/)
The same way a chimp is able to sign a contract.
FM.
If I were a judge, I'd arrest the first idiot that came to me with a case that dared to suggest an animal has the same rights as a human.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 01:04 PM (0HooB)
Charity?
OK, how was the money SPENT?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 01:04 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2015 01:02 PM (8hctH)
Nice, nice gun. When the family goes to the range I have to fight my wife and daughter to shoot it. Balance is perfect.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 01:04 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 01:00 PM
Aaaaaand, straight to the appeals court.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 01:04 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 23, 2015 01:05 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 01:04 PM
Unfortunately, Spain already did. I suspect this whole suit is nothing more than the animal rights crowd trying to set a precedent.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 01:06 PM (h4vJk)
That's awful
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 01:06 PM (zOTsN)
Pass it along if you would please.
Thanks.
Posted by: teej at April 23, 2015 01:07 PM (mJRr3)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 01:03 PM (S+el1)
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Then something was amiss with the chamber ramp or the chamber itself.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 01:07 PM (NaV4z)
And so it begins. You maniacs!
Posted by: Colonel Taylor at April 23, 2015 01:07 PM (JO9+V)
So just as Denmark is finally saying, "Bestiality: bad" the United States is busy laying the ground work for "Bestiality is just another sexual orientation."
Great.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 01:07 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Read deeper. She reversed herself and ripped the defense a new ass for claiming she had.
Defense put out a new statement saying, "She might belive it".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 01:08 PM (1deOB)
"counselor, kindly inform me the day your 'client' Boppo does something indicative of human behavior. Like say, passing the Bar."
Posted by: Hon. Blue Hen. GTFO of my courtroom at April 23, 2015 01:08 PM (Spluw)
"counselor, kindly inform me the day your 'client' Boppo does something indicative of human behavior. Like say, passing the Bar."
Posted by: Hon. Blue Hen. GTFO of my courtroom at April 23, 2015 01:08 PM (Spluw)
Works for me!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 23, 2015 01:08 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 01:07 PM (NaV4z)
B-I-L/gunsmith ground the ramp for me.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 01:08 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 01:09 PM (0HooB)
I hate fucking litigious chimps.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 01:09 PM (Tk6Z0)
O_o
The jokes. They write themselves.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 01:09 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 01:09 PM
Obligatory.
Don't fuck them, then.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 01:10 PM (h4vJk)
fixerupper, I think the 1911 needs little improvement unless you are shooting in competition. From the original, better sights, beavertail, and throat for HPs. Good to go.
It seems that people get their egos invested in high dollar 1911s. Like a status symbol.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 23, 2015 01:10 PM (+aCe4)
666 I hate fucking litigious chimps.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 01:09 PM (Tk6Z0)
Because they'll sue you for rape.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2015 01:10 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Well stop then. Find some that aren't litigious.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 01:10 PM (1deOB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
And yet an expectant mother who was attacked and survived a murder attempt is told that the child she bore and whom was literally torn from her by force has no rights whatsoever.
This is why i hate abortionists.
Posted by: Hon. Blue Hen. GTFO of my courtroom at April 23, 2015 01:10 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 01:09 PM (Tk6Z0)
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Then stop fucking them....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 01:11 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 23, 2015 01:11 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Hon. Blue Hen. GTFO of my courtroom at April 23, 2015 01:10 PM (Spluw)
I hate them for lots of other reasons. At least *that* shows consistency.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 01:11 PM (M1uf/)
Oooooo..... three way "jinx!!!".....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 01:11 PM (NaV4z)
O_o
The jokes. They write themselves.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 01:09 PM
Took our sooper genius Harvard Law grad former governor 3 tries to pass the bar. Just sayin'....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 01:11 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 01:12 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 01:13 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 01:13 PM (1deOB)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2015 01:13 PM (2cS/G)
Pshaw. Get your reality away from me. I'm imagining gratuitous lawyer jokes, here.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 01:13 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 01:13 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 01:13 PM
Fore!
Posted by: King Putt at April 23, 2015 01:13 PM (h4vJk)
Your definition of "perfect" and mine are different.
That still sounds like its failing.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 01:14 PM (M1uf/)
I hate fucking litigious chimps.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 01:09 PM (Tk6Z0)
Well, don't go to Denmark.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 01:14 PM (FsuaD)
A transcript of the Ed Schultz show.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 23, 2015 01:14 PM (7ObY1)
I hate fucking litigious chimps.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 23, 2015 01:09 PM
Obligatory.
Don't fuck them, then.
Give the guy a break, those chimps aren't going to fuck themselves.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 23, 2015 01:14 PM (YEelc)
That's the problem I see, the hour is getting late and if her only competition is O'Malley, I don't think he has the resources or name to knock her off. You would need like a Jerry Brown or Elizabeth Warren and I don't think either are going to run.
Democrats were always going to look the other way until it looked like she could actually lose the General Election.
Posted by: McAdams at April 23, 2015 01:14 PM (a9cUg)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 01:13 PM (1deOB)
TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 01:14 PM (S+el1)
http://tinyurl.com/kuw8578
Harper reaffirms commitment to Israel.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 01:14 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 01:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 23, 2015 01:10 PM (+aCe4)
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Yup..... Im of the humble opinion that *most* of the high end 1911 guys should have invested way more trigger time at the range than dollars in their gun.
Their groups would be a lot tighter, anyway.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 01:14 PM (NaV4z)
Already got it, brah.
Posted by: Bonobos at April 23, 2015 01:15 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 01:13 PM
You wanted gratuitous lawyer jokes. Behold...I give you Deval Patrick.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 01:15 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at April 23, 2015 01:15 PM (Dwehj)
It's really not. We're barely 1/3 through the year (not even that, really) and the primaries aren't even until *next* year.
Talk to me in September about it "getting late."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 23, 2015 01:15 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 23, 2015 01:14 PM (YEelc)
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Wanna bet??? Been to zoo lately???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 01:15 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 01:15 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2015 01:16 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 23, 2015 01:16 PM (YEelc)
No, but I mean seriously. If you can't question, depose, cross examine, or anything the plaintiff, how does a case move forward?
And if the judge is letting someone sue on BEHALF of the chimps, how did said person communicate with the chimps to ensure their side of the story and to make sure they wanted to sue?
Does this mean I can sue the police on behalf of my dog if he gets shot? Will my dog get the same standing in court as a human?
I'm... a little confused.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 01:16 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 01:17 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 01:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 01:18 PM (Ei7xc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2015 01:18 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Billy Wilderness at April 23, 2015 01:18 PM (7u7u7)
And, frankly, I could use the break.
Posted by: The Chicken at April 23, 2015 01:18 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2015 01:18 PM (0O7c5)
A transcript of the Ed Schultz show.
Nah, that only requires one chimp slacking off for an hour.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 23, 2015 01:19 PM (W5DcG)
http://tinyurl.com/n64p2hy
Iran wins top post in UN women's rights panel.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 23, 2015 01:19 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 01:18 PM
Or a long piece of rope, depending.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 01:19 PM (h4vJk)
Same question as regards to police dogs. Treated as a police officer? Seriously? Took an oath? Can be cross examined in court?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 01:19 PM (1deOB)
Hmmm...
So if this precedent is set and upheld, could I sue on behalf of my dog? Cat? hamster?
I just feel like this opens endless opportunities for the more litigious amongst us.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 01:19 PM (AkOaV)
But is she clean? Is her hair clean?
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Busyhands at April 23, 2015 01:19 PM (Dwehj)
He's still trying to get AtC's hands from around his throat, after the spider gift he left her yesterday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2015 01:20 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 01:20 PM (zOTsN)
Yes, a citizen killing an attacking police dog = 5-10 years in jail for killing a "peace officer"
A cop killing a retreating citizens dog = the police department has to pay to cover the cost of the "chattel" which is usually around $500. Mayyybe the cop gets a cruelty to animals misdemeanor charge and gets fined and a few months on probation.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 01:20 PM (AkOaV)
It's really not. We're barely 1/3 through the year (not even that, really) and the primaries aren't even until *next* year.
Talk to me in September about it "getting late."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon
________________________________
You obviously have a while to officially announce, but we know 99% of the Republicans that are going to run for President. These people are hiring staff, visiting early states, raising money, etc.
With the Dems, there's NONE of that besides O'Malley. With many people answering directly with "No, I'm not going to run, period."
I think the Dems are stuck with her.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad for us, my hope though was we could have an election battle on ideas instead of "first female President" bullshit.
Posted by: McAdams at April 23, 2015 01:21 PM (a9cUg)
They'll bring in a police dog to testify against him.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 23, 2015 01:21 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Busyhands at April 23, 2015 01:19 PM (Dwehj)
Sometime about her face irritates me. It looks like her skin is stretched too tight over it.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 01:21 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2015 01:21 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2015 01:20 PM (VPLuQ)
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Well.... Ewoks and AtC are roughly the same height....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 01:22 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2015 01:18 PM (0O7c5)
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Give me a chance to check out your Glocks and I'll be able to endorse 'em!
Posted by: Bill Clinton, Glock Inspector at April 23, 2015 01:22 PM (FCsIb)
Kick over the ladder.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 01:22 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 01:22 PM (Ei7xc)
But how does the guardian know what the chimps best interests are?
I mean, I get it in court... a guardian can sue on behalf of a minor child. But the minor child is either too young to be a plaintiff in a case (you'd have to the age of majority, right?), or too young to communicate.
But we do that because we assume the parent / legal guardian has a firm grasp on the childs "best interests".... not because children are incapable of communication (like chimps).
Right?
I don't know, I'm confusing myself.
Another question... Can I sue a chimp? Like if the chimp discriminates against me?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 01:22 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 23, 2015 01:23 PM (+aCe4)
the scoamf is "too skinny".......no.....he's not skinny enough......not even close
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2015 01:21 PM (0O7c5)
I went to Yahoo that Drudge linked on teh JEF's skinniness. The comments were priceless. Someone suggested Barry's bathhouse days have caught up with him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 01:23 PM (FsuaD)
skinniness. The comments were priceless. Someone suggested Barry's
bathhouse days have caught up with him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 01:23 PM (FsuaD)
oooooooohhhhhhh the aids............
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2015 01:24 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at April 23, 2015 01:24 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: HH at April 23, 2015 01:24 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Billy Wilderness
I think you need one elected office under your belt to be taken seriously.
I like Fiorina and her ability to throw a punch, but a modern CEO of a global company like HP is going to be savaged. Outsourcing, health insurance cuts, angry shareholders, etc. All the while taking home hundreds of millions. Too easy to caricature if you're a Republican.
Posted by: McAdams at April 23, 2015 01:24 PM (a9cUg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2015 01:24 PM (6GBAx)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 01:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 01:24 PM (Ei7xc)
Wouldn't that be poetic justice?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 01:24 PM (1deOB)
Posted by: Cher at April 23, 2015 01:24 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 01:22 PM (AkOaV)
If I go to the zoo and a chimp throws poo and me is it a hate crime?
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 01:25 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 01:25 PM (zOTsN)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/khqolv3
1) No...it's from the Duffleblog.
2) Yes...we can all imagine this really happening, can't we?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 01:25 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 01:26 PM (Ei7xc)
Aids, blow, choom...or a combination of the first two.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 01:26 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: The Skinny Scoamf at April 23, 2015 01:26 PM (6GBAx)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 01:25 PM (S+el1)
that's not poo.....it's a three dimensional "truth nugget"
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2015 01:26 PM (0O7c5)
No, it's redistribution of wealth.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2015 01:26 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Bonzo at April 23, 2015 01:26 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 23, 2015 01:25 PM
Unpossible as a matter of law. You're the hated oppressor, it's the victim. Sort of like racism today.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 01:26 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 01:27 PM (FsuaD)
Gadhhan was not specifically targeted
The building he was known to frequent was targeted
See what they did there?
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 01:27 PM (zOTsN)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/khqolv3
1) No...it's from the Duffleblog.
2) Yes...we can all imagine this really happening, can't we?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 01:25 PM (h4vJk)
Somewhere, someone has attempted this. Prolonged skin exposure to CLP will make you sick, though. Learned this the hard way. Wear gloves if you're going to clean more than a gun or two.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 01:27 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Billy Wilderness at April 23, 2015 01:28 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: The Faceless Woman at April 23, 2015 01:28 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 23, 2015 01:28 PM (W5DcG)
Cuomo, Biden?
None of their other Senators look interested.
Governors?
No way they could go to state senators or reps.
(Thinks about how the JEF was a state senator with a bare two years in the Senate. . . . Fuck.)
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 23, 2015 01:28 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Micky Dolenz at April 23, 2015 01:28 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 23, 2015 01:28 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 01:29 PM (zOTsN)
So they blew up the building because it was a known hang out? And people talk about the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2015 01:29 PM (Ei7xc)
From what little i could tell, the Judge ordered SUNY to show cause why a certain action should not be taken, but then struck the order to show cause part and left the habeas corpus relief. An appellate level court already smoked a similar application.
Posted by: Penfold at April 23, 2015 01:29 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Busyhands at April 23, 2015 01:29 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 01:27 PM (FsuaD)
------
She play in the NHL now.
Takes all the faceoffs for the Blues.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2015 01:29 PM (NaV4z)
So Hoppe's #9 behind the wife's ears is right out?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 01:29 PM (1deOB)
Posted by: The Chimp that ripped that woman's face off at April 23, 2015 01:29 PM (xWW96)
skinniness. The comments were priceless. Someone suggested Barry's
bathhouse days have caught up with him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I think even Ace would have to reconsider his athiest views if that ended up happening.
Posted by: McAdams at April 23, 2015 01:30 PM (a9cUg)
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2015 01:30 PM (zt+N6)
claimed he could teach chimps sign language and communicate with them? I
know he wrote a book about it.
======
I see that it is time that I must issue a communication. Attention humans!
Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.
End of message.
Posted by: The Chimp at April 23, 2015 01:30 PM (JBggj)
I just feel like this opens endless opportunities for the more litigious amongst us.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 01:19 PM (AkOaV)
Does that mean I can now sue Richard Gere?
Posted by: Traumatized Gerbil at April 23, 2015 01:30 PM (HCEgT)
Posted by: Traumatized Gerbil at April 23, 2015 01:30 PM (HCEgT)
Well, your estate.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2015 01:29 PM (1deOB)
I don't know. How much do you like your wife?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)
foundation gave 15% of all the money they took in to actual charities.
That has gotta stink even to leftards.
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2015 01:02 PM (xWW96)
On the contrary I think it is a sign on the Clinton's generosity and compassion to give their money to good causes like climate change and empowering women Rethuglicans would never donate money to anything except their sky-god churches.
Posted by: LIV Leftard at April 23, 2015 01:31 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: a meme at April 23, 2015 01:32 PM (kivUY)
Ugh, can't tell the truth ever, can they?
But thanks for announcing that the best way to protect AQ's key assets is to have them travel w/US hostages.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2015 01:32 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 23, 2015 01:32 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: McAdams
I'm Hillarity Clinton. I'm pretending like I give a shit about shateering glass ceilings. Give me money and your vote. And more money.
I'm Carly Fiorina and I shattered a glass ceiling.
All she needs to do is track what companies gave JEF and Hillarity money. All of the possible angles of attack could be covered, in spades.
And if they're stupd enough to bring up health care, let them.
Posted by: Hon. Blue Hen. GTFO of my courtroom at April 23, 2015 01:32 PM (Spluw)
They specifically targeted the building he was known to frequent and was in
Ok
Also, spokeschimp signaling very very heavily that they will use the deaths of these two hostages to change policy
We will be paying for ransom and negotiating with terrorists, as policy
Bet on it
Posted by: ThunderB, Quite Capable of Violence at April 23, 2015 01:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at April 23, 2015 01:32 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Penfold at April 23, 2015 01:29 PM
This is lawfare from the animal rights crowd. Like chimps flinging poo, they'll keep throwing this issue at the courts until the find a judge to take them seriously. Why the 9th Circus hasn't already is a mystery...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2015 01:32 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2015 01:32 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2015 01:32 PM (FsuaD)
You mean Failed CEO of HP, Failed Senate candidate and big McCain backer Carly Fiorina. Yeah why would anyone not like her.
Posted by: buzzion
She really did nearly destroy the company. I'm sure it's not all her fault, but it was on her watch.
Obviously, I would take her in a heartbeat over Hillary but she would be a pinata in a General Election and it would be very difficult to defend her.
Posted by: McAdams at April 23, 2015 01:33 PM (a9cUg)
claimed he could teach chimps sign language and communicate with them?
I Was Fingered by a Chimp.
Posted by: zombie jane goodall at April 23, 2015 01:34 PM (kivUY)
"Carly! is running for veep and that is fine with me."
See? Republicans hate women. Always making them go to the back of the bus to cook in the kitchen and have babies without shoes.
Posted by: LIV Leftard at April 23, 2015 01:35 PM (1BQGO)
Not saying it's her fault, but HP was run HORRIFICALLY under her.
As in, terrible decisions made by her and the CEO directly before her made Lenovo number 1 computer manufacturer in the world.
Meg Whitman seems to be doing a good job with what she has to deal with, but HP is like GM -- just a huge, bloated, bureaucracy full of thousands of redundant, unnecessary middle managers and processes that move WAY too slowly for a tech company supposed to be on the cutting edge.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 01:37 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: LIV Leftard at April 23, 2015 01:35 PM (1BQGO)
Liberal wimmenz have babies with shoes? That must be....uncomfortable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2015 01:37 PM (HCEgT)
I work closely with HP as part of my job.
They were horrific to work with. Absolutely horrific. They've only been getting marginally better in recent years.
But to give you a little example: HP Direct was competing directly with HP Channel sales people. The channel sales people get paid on what resellers sell, and HP was bidding against their own resellers.
And this began under Carlys predecessor (forget his name) but got worse and worse until Whitman essentially ended HP Direct. To the point where the HP channel sales guys would tell the HP Direct guys (their "superiors" on paper) about deals they were working on for fear the the direct guys would steal the deal away.
So HP had no sales forecasts (or bullshit ones) to rely on when trying to manufacture equipment. Since everyone was afraid to put deals in the system, since they were all competing against their co-workers.
Stupid, stupid, system.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 01:40 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 23, 2015 01:41 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: jane goodall at April 23, 2015 01:59 PM (DPv+O)
http://tinyurl.com/lephux3
Posted by: Drew at April 23, 2015 04:30 PM (ITHYI)
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