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Troll Pwns BBC, Claiming that He's Never Seen Star Wars and Thinks It's Racist that Darth Vader is Black and Eats Watermelon Through the Whole Movie
So this guy went on Twitter and trolled some nonsense. He was almost immediately asked to appear on BBC World News to talk about his nonsense.
Uh-oh.
https://t.co/kt9O8fFCBw pic.twitter.com/1fGsegVGQu
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) April 17, 2015OHHHHHH NOOOOOO!
https://t.co/L5K73blC2e
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) April 17, 2015Demisexual genderqueer Muslim atheist. Literal good guy. Itinerant jongleur. Pronouns are Xir, Xirs Xirself. Filters life through the lens of minority issues.Well, okay. He's definitely a troll. Apparently he's a well known troll. He gets written up by Breitbart, for all his "SJW parody" trolling:
Hahaha @GodfreyElfwick you BASTARD pic.twitter.com/RhBqqJcxZM
— Milo Yiannopoulos (@Nero) April 17, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at April 17, 2015 03:19 PM (FA3Z7)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 03:19 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 17, 2015 03:20 PM (02oLK)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2015 03:20 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at April 17, 2015 03:20 PM (FA3Z7)
Demisexual genderqueer Muslim atheist. Literal good guy. Itinerant jongleur. Pronouns are Xir, Xirs Xirself. Filters life through the lens of minority issues.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 17, 2015 03:21 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Darth Vader at April 17, 2015 03:21 PM (UDT3X)
Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at April 17, 2015 03:22 PM (FA3Z7)
Posted by: Austin in TX at April 17, 2015 03:22 PM (F9Hpt)
#FreeSpeech does not cover offensive words or disagreement.
Stop. Now."
Looooool
Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at April 17, 2015 03:23 PM (FA3Z7)
jongleur. Pronouns are Xir, Xirs Xirself. Filters life through the lens
of minority issues.
He forgot "crazier than a nutbar."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2015 03:23 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: SJW at April 17, 2015 03:23 PM (OD2ni)
I can't reply to people unless they @ me first."
Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at April 17, 2015 03:23 PM (FA3Z7)
7 hours ago
Not surprising that the pseudo-intellectual proponents of #FreeSpeech think the term means you should be allowed to say whatever you want.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 17, 2015 03:23 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: SJW at April 17, 2015 03:23 PM (OD2ni)
And they shamed BDSM practitioners at the same time!
Posted by: Austin in TX at April 17, 2015 03:24 PM (F9Hpt)
Posted by: The reason Hillary wears a Mao suit at April 17, 2015 03:24 PM (RJMhd)
As a man, is it YOUR RESPONSIBILTY to avenge the murder of your wife or child?
Yeah, this is related to the parents of the 8 year-old boy who died in the Boston Marathon Bombing.
I can't imagine NOT dedicating my life to seeking vengeance.
Posted by: qzy at April 17, 2015 03:25 PM (QB08+)
As a man, is it YOUR RESPONSIBILTY to avenge the murder of your wife or child?
Yeah, this is related to the parents of the 8 year-old boy who died in the Boston Marathon Bombing.
I can't imagine NOT dedicating my life to seeking vengeance.
Posted by: qzy at April 17, 2015 03:25 PM (QB08+)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 03:25 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 17, 2015 03:25 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 17, 2015 03:25 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Kanye West-Jenner at April 17, 2015 03:25 PM (xkSSa)
Well played, ace, well played.
Always leave 'em wanting more, thats what I always say.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:25 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 17, 2015 03:25 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 17, 2015 03:26 PM (7ObY1)
Demisexual genderqueer Muslim atheist. Literal good guy. Itinerant jongleur. Pronouns are Xir, Xirs Xirself. Filters life through the lens of minority issues.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 17, 2015 03:21 PM (7ObY1)
so it was really Ace, right?
Posted by: the Butcher at April 17, 2015 03:26 PM (fUjxW)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:26 PM (AkOaV)
will put you on the air lickety-split if you say something silly."
You know, I read this, and I get a off-the-scale reading of intense homophobia and misogynist thought-processes.......
Posted by: Fudge-Packer at April 17, 2015 03:27 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 03:27 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 17, 2015 03:28 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 17, 2015 03:28 PM (7ObY1)
Wait.....does Twitter go up to down or down to up?
Is it left to right or right to left?
No matter which fucking way I read it it still doesn't make any fucking sense.
AAahh....
feh
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 03:28 PM (MDgS8)
Only time he had Darth Helmet off was when he was dying, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 03:28 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 17, 2015 03:28 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 03:29 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 03:29 PM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 17, 2015 03:29 PM (hLRSq)
Ace, this is bizarre and funny enough to be one of your socks
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 17, 2015 03:29 PM (ZkzmI)
Is that what Natalie Portman calls her hoha?
Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 17, 2015 03:30 PM (a6ayQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2015 03:30 PM (2Kjwm)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 03:31 PM (g1DWB)
he calls "Darth Vader" by the wrong name, though he previously had it right in his tweet.
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2015 03:31 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2015 03:31 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 17, 2015 03:31 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 17, 2015 03:25 PM (7ObY1)
I always think highly of people who look at Jar-Jar Binks and say to themselves "Hey, that doofus alien is just like me!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 17, 2015 03:31 PM (hLRSq)
---------
He used straws.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2015 03:31 PM (2Kjwm)
Posted by: Linda Wallem at April 17, 2015 03:32 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 17, 2015 03:32 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 03:28 PM (g1DWB)
Meditation chamber in Empire.
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2015 03:32 PM (zt+N6)
He plainly is trolling.
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2015 03:32 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 03:32 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 03:32 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at April 17, 2015 03:32 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 17, 2015 03:32 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2015 03:32 PM (2TN4k)
"Sand People"? I think we all know who they're talking about.
West Texans? New Mexicans? Arizonans?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 03:32 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2015 03:33 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 03:33 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 17, 2015 03:33 PM (3sozU)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 03:33 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: TJ Camper at April 17, 2015 03:34 PM (PITJ7)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 17, 2015 03:34 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 03:32 PM (4WhSY)
Beach bums.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 17, 2015 03:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2015 03:31 PM (2Kjwm)
Its an emergency induction port.
Posted by: Tali'zorah Vas Normandy at April 17, 2015 03:34 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 17, 2015 03:34 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 03:35 PM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 03:35 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: Feh at April 17, 2015 03:35 PM (KZ7dE)
Posted by: James Earl Jones at April 17, 2015 03:35 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2015 03:36 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: The Sand People at April 17, 2015 03:36 PM (2Kjwm)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 03:36 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at April 17, 2015 03:36 PM (3ZtZW)
Hahaha @GodfreyElfwick you BASTARD
11:32 AM - 17 Apr 2015
More like "Magnificent Bastard!"
Posted by: TJ Camper at April 17, 2015 03:37 PM (PITJ7)
Posted by: Roy at April 17, 2015 03:37 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Cameron at April 17, 2015 03:37 PM (6aVBb)
59 I'm confused
Darth Vader was a 6'5" rich black guy
Why didn't he date Kim Kardashian?
Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 17, 2015 03:33 PM (3sozU)
********************************
In the Kardashian household, I got first dibs on those.
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 17, 2015 03:37 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:38 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 03:38 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2015 03:38 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:38 PM (kff5f)
Incorrect!
We see the back of his head when hes in his chamber. His helmet is being lowered by a machine.
I believe that was in Empire.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:38 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Roy at April 17, 2015 03:39 PM (VndSC)
"Jongleur" redirects here. For the chain of UK comedy clubs, see Jongleurs. For the 19th century American form of music and performance, see Minstrel show.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2015 03:39 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at April 17, 2015 03:36 PM (3ZtZW)
No. He's (often) funny.
Also, from what I've seen, fairly equal opportunity.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:39 PM (kff5f)
Oops, someone beat me to it.
But yeah, we see Vader without the mask twice. (three times if you count the force ghost anakin in the end of Jedi. Which, apparently, they remastered to look like the dweeb who played anakin in the original three. I wouldn't know. I refuse to buy any version of star wars where Han doesn't shoot first.)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:40 PM (AkOaV)
(RIP Douglas Adams)
Posted by: Ken in NH at April 17, 2015 03:40 PM (0Y1hO)
"#StarWars has become so mainstream that I don't care for it any more.
I much preferred it when it was just a radio series."
(Pretty obvious he's trolling.)
Posted by: The reason Hillary wears a Mao suit at April 17, 2015 03:40 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:38 PM (AkOaV)
Yes. It was.
Just before he force-strangled some poor Admiral, IIRC.
Which lead to some great jokes in Star Wars novels about being promoted to Executor often being a worse punishment than demotion.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:41 PM (kff5f)
After I managed to escape from the People's Temple colony, I added the "Earl" to throw off the authorities. It seems to have worked.
Posted by: James Earl Jones at April 17, 2015 03:41 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 17, 2015 03:41 PM (B/VB5)
Hope you'll forgive me.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2015 03:41 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at April 17, 2015 03:41 PM (3ZtZW)
It's all fun and games until the SJWs catch up to the parody, then the universe will suddenly explode and be replaced by something even sillier. Some say this has happened many times before.
(RIP Douglas Adams)
It's true tho.....
The Universe is an incredibly dangerous and silly place.
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 03:41 PM (MDgS8)
Instapundit found him a few weeks ago and he was an instant hit.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2015 03:41 PM (jy3Gd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 03:41 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 17, 2015 03:42 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: TJ Camper at April 17, 2015 03:42 PM (PITJ7)
Posted by: The reason Hillary wears a Mao suit at April 17, 2015 03:42 PM (RJMhd)
The body-count among Imperial Navy personnel was higher than the body-count among Imperial Army personnel in the assault on Hoth.
That's saying something.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:43 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 17, 2015 03:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2015 03:43 PM (2Kjwm)
With Godfrey, they sometimes do, and when they try to call him on it he plays their same verbal games and it's a gloriously entertaining afternoon.
Posted by: Cameron at April 17, 2015 03:43 PM (6aVBb)
As a man, is it YOUR RESPONSIBILTY to avenge the murder of your wife or child?
Yeah, this is related to the parents of the 8 year-old boy who died in the Boston Marathon Bombing.
I can't imagine NOT dedicating my life to seeking vengeance.
----
It's probably best if you don't spend too much time trying to imagine how your life and heart would look in their shoes.
But the Highest Authority I know of has a pretty good idea about vengeance.
Posted by: Jenny Is Genuinely Curious at April 17, 2015 03:43 PM (mB6ez)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 03:43 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 17, 2015 03:44 PM (zOTsN)
[iI]t seems the word "Troll" is now being used to describe any trans-black atheist-Muslim feminist-poet within earshot
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2015 03:44 PM (2TN4k)
Ace has touched on the 'signaling' idea many times when talking about shibboleths.
Posted by: wooga at April 17, 2015 03:44 PM (Zq1Rk)
Hope you'll forgive me.
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Oh for pity's sake just buy him some flowers and be done with it
Posted by: Jenny Is Genuinely Curious at April 17, 2015 03:45 PM (mB6ez)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 17, 2015 03:45 PM (02oLK)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 03:45 PM (ZKzrr)
"'Vengeance is mine,' says the Lord, 'I will repay.'"
I'd certainly say there is a *drive* to avenge them, but not a Responsibility.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:45 PM (kff5f)
Shit. Admiral's name is on the tip of my tongue... Trying not to google... trying...
Failed.
Piett.
Hmm, not what I thought.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:45 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: m at April 17, 2015 03:45 PM (WIUGG)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:45 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Feh at April 17, 2015 03:46 PM (KZ7dE)
"'Vengeance is mine,' says the Lord, 'I will repay.'"
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That's the one!
Posted by: Jenny Is Genuinely Curious at April 17, 2015 03:46 PM (mB6ez)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 03:47 PM (ZUz2W)
Eventually, Twitter will be reduced to nothing but Daily Show clips and promoted Starbucks advertising tweets
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2015 03:47 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 03:47 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Jenny Is Genuinely Curious at April 17, 2015 03:45 PM (mB6ez)
Excellent idea! You think he would like Pink Roses?
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2015 03:47 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 17, 2015 03:48 PM (OD2ni)
Here's my question though.
If the probe droid correctly identified the rebels base (and vader seemed to confirm via the force), why did he show up with a fleet too small to destroy the rebels?
I mean... they left a fuckton of ships through.
Yes, yes, ion cannon, I know, but I mean... amateur hour. I'd probably strangle a bitch or two, too.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:48 PM (AkOaV)
No. Piette was the second one. Admiral Ozzel was the first one (I knew Piette, I had to look up Ozzel's name).
Piette survives until Endor, when he dies on the bridge of Executor when an A-Wing crashes into it.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:48 PM (kff5f)
And the hot-link in my sock I read just today agrees with that assessment, wooga. PC "virtue" is a substitute for not actually doing anything about what you claim to be interested in/offended by.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2015 03:48 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Feh at April 17, 2015 03:48 PM (KZ7dE)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:49 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 03:49 PM (ZUz2W)
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Sometimes it's the only viable option.
Posted by: Ike Turner at April 17, 2015 03:49 PM (2Kjwm)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2015 03:50 PM (GrXXa)
Dammit I missed the thread below!
It makes sense because according to internet/youtube logic: you cannot die if you were never born. You cannot 'kill' someone if they were never alive in the first place!
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 03:51 PM (MTL4M)
Hmm... Honestly, I was thinking of Needa.
But he was just a star destroyer captain, not an admiral. So... I'm temporarily handing my nerd card in. Apparently I don't remember anything I thought I did.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:51 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2015 03:50 PM (GrXXa)
Jones just provides the voice, some other real tall guy wears the mask.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 17, 2015 03:52 PM (hLRSq)
Fun fact (although alleng can tell me if I'm right here, I've been on a roll of being wrong)
James Earl Jones did not wear the Vader suit. He just did the voice.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:52 PM (AkOaV)
So Vader went to Hoth with his task force. Because who knows how long it would be before other Imperial forces could arrive. And every moment counts with such actionable intelligence. Since the Imperial probe droid blew up like a Sybian hooked into a nuclear plant, the Rebels knew they had been found. So they were already preparing to bug out when Vader did finally arrive.
If Vader had waited for more forces, it would have been another Dantoonie.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 03:52 PM (ZUz2W)
"'Vengeance is mine,' says the Lord, 'I will repay.'"
As a man, it is my responsibilty to arrange the meeting.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 03:52 PM (8Fqe6)
124 Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:45 PM (AkOaV) No. Piette was the second one. Admiral Ozzel was the first one (I knew Piette, I had to look up Ozzel's name). Piette survives until Endor, when he dies on the bridge of Executor when an A-Wing crashes into it.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:48 PM (kff5f
However that is not when you saw Vader without his helmet. He strangles Ozzel when General Veers approaches him in the meditation chamber. It is later in the movie when Admiral Piett is coming to the meditation chamber that you see him without the helmet.
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2015 03:52 PM (zt+N6)
Have you read the novelizations? It makes it a little more clear.
As soon as Executor and the other Star Destroyers showed up (and, remember: Star Destroyer = Aircraft Carrier), the Rebels started their evacuation. Because the imperial fleet was so far away, many of them could jump before they were threatened.
The planetary ion cannon only had to fire a few times to clear the path for escaping ships. And a lot of ships *didn't* make it off the planet. There's a reason they called it "The Debacle at Hoth."
Part of why Vader was so pissed was that Ozzel exactly missed. Further out, and they would have been outside the Rebels' sensor range, and able to envelope the world more properly. Closer in, and they would have been close enough that the Rebels wouldn't have been able to get as many ships out as they did. But where he *did* jump in was close enough to be detected, but not close enough to harass fleeing ships.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:52 PM (kff5f)
But he was just a star destroyer captain, not an admiral. So... I'm temporarily handing my nerd card in. Apparently I don't remember anything I thought I did.
heh....nerd.
Don't hand you card in.
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 03:53 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 17, 2015 03:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 17, 2015 03:54 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Carrie Fisher, TNNT, Season 7 at April 17, 2015 03:54 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 03:54 PM (MDgS8)
When I was younger, I used to read the novels.
But I think there are a fuckton more now then there were back then.
Thrawn Triology (and part two), X-Wing series, and some randos.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:54 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Narth Vader at April 17, 2015 03:55 PM (xkSSa)
Not really sure how that relates, but I thought I would share.
In the interests of full disclosure, I'm also working on Sam Adams tall draft #4 waiting on a plane.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2015 03:55 PM (phyXb)
Yes.
Ozzel was "as clumsy as he was stupid," and was killed via force-choke over TV. Captain Veers' had his "apology accepted."
And, yes, Piett is the one who sees Vader (briefly) without his helmet.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:55 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Feh at April 17, 2015 03:56 PM (KZ7dE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 03:56 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 03:56 PM (AkOaV)
I was speaking (here) specifically of the novelizations of the movies, not the later novels which I refer to as "the Fan-verse."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:57 PM (kff5f)
Uses big words and thought to say, "I am pretty stupid, now that you mention it."
http://tinyurl.com/q2gfbgo
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 17, 2015 03:57 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2015 03:57 PM (zt+N6)
David Prowess - who may never have been paid, as Star Wars never made a profit - was the actor/fencer.
Posted by: Carrie Fisher, TNNT, Season 7 at April 17, 2015 03:57 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 03:57 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:57 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 03:58 PM (MDgS8)
But Ozzel with his bad jump got choked via monitor and Piett put in charge.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 03:58 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: JB1000 at April 17, 2015 03:58 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2015 03:58 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 03:58 PM (ZUz2W)
Dammit!
I hate getting my Star Wars names mixed up.
Yes, this is correct. Veers: General, successfully assaulted Hoth. Needa: Captain, lost the Falcon.
Dammit.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 03:59 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Carrie Fisher, TNNT, Season 7 at April 17, 2015 03:57 PM (nSOh+)
That'd be news to the cast. Lucas gave them all bonuses after the success of Empire. Which was pretty unheard of.
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2015 03:59 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 17, 2015 03:59 PM (ZkzmI)
Posted by: Fred Palowakski at April 17, 2015 03:59 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 03:58 PM (ZUz2W)
Yep. And Piett was on monitor with him.
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2015 04:00 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2015 04:00 PM (phyXb)
Uses big words and thought to say, "I am pretty stupid, now that you mention it."
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Did you know magnets are not attracted to aluminum? I just learned that...
Posted by: Barky at April 17, 2015 04:00 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:01 PM (ZUz2W)
Have you talked to HAL lately?
HAL was totally cool....
I'm sure I don't know what you're implying.
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:01 PM (MDgS8)
http://tinyurl.com/pzcmq34
Posted by: Feh at April 17, 2015 03:48 PM (KZ7dE)
I think a Platinum Membership is in order...if he meets the stringent standards of course.
No hardcore trolling in the interview, just some sorta' critical mentions of the social aspects. It's just funny that media types have so little going on in their heads that he got there in the first place.
Posted by: TJ Camper at April 17, 2015 04:01 PM (PITJ7)
They were born that way, you Christofascist bigot!
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 04:01 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 17, 2015 04:02 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 17, 2015 04:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2015 04:00 PM (zt+N6)
I always kind of felt sorry for Piett. I mean, he had to be angling for an Admiral's position, or he wouldn't be the XO on Executor. That said, he went from XO to Admiral (Wasn't he a Commander at first? I can't remember), where he had arguably less authority than he'd had as XO.
And then he got blown to smithereens because the Emperor got himself killed and lost his cool Battle Meditation.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 04:02 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2015 04:02 PM (zt+N6)
Yes HAL had the utmost enthusiasm for the mission and not wanting to be disconnected. So did a Shinning in space.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:03 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:03 PM (MDgS8)
Prowse claims his contract for Return of the Jedi included a share of profits on the film, and although it grossed $475 million on a $32 million budget, Prowse explained in an interview in 2009 that he has never received residuals for his performance.{10} Due to "Hollywood accounting", the actual profits are sent as "distribution fees" to the studio, leaving nothing to distribute to others.{11}
Posted by: Adriane the Hollywood Accounting Critic ... at April 17, 2015 04:03 PM (nSOh+)
They need to do Corvette Summer sequels.
Maybe a Duece Coupe Fall, a Shelby Winter and a Hummer Spring. And a Miata May for the chicks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2015 04:04 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 17, 2015 04:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: qzy
From what I read, the family is rightly concerned that they'd be spending decades fighting the SOB and every bat shit crazy leftist. Getting a death sentence passed and carried out will take at least 15-20 years. Which is exactly what leftists want. it's emotional extortion.
The mother was injured and the daughter lost a leg, at age six. The fight they face is a terrible one, and very uneven.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 17, 2015 04:04 PM (Spluw)
Fab.
Posted by: Lea at April 17, 2015 04:04 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 17, 2015 04:04 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2015 04:05 PM (zt+N6)
HAL kicked Dave in the shin?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 17, 2015 04:05 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 04:05 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Trekkies at April 17, 2015 04:06 PM (Spluw)
Damn. Now I can't remember either.
Obviously this means Empire Strikes Back must be on the agenda for the evening's entertainment.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 04:06 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Trekkies at April 17, 2015 04:06 PM (Spluw)
What he said.
Posted by: Cosplayers at April 17, 2015 04:06 PM (V+kmg)
There is a scene when Vader storms off Executor's bridge and there is that one technician holding a clipboard who follows Vader's sweeping cape billowing march and all I can think is - I bet he's glad he's low man on the totem pole today.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:07 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:07 PM (MDgS8)
>>Wait.....does Twitter go up to down or down to up?
Is it left to right or right to left?
No matter which fucking way I read it it still doesn't make any fucking sense.
I hate the twitter layout. One of many, many things i hate about twitter!
Posted by: Lea at April 17, 2015 04:07 PM (lIU4e)
Damn. Now I can't remember either.
Obviously this means Empire Strikes Back must be on the agenda for the evening's entertainment.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 04:06 PM (kff5f)
Incoming call from the Emperor.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:07 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Trekkies at April 17, 2015 04:06 PM (Spluw)
What he said.
Posted by: Cosplayers
Posted by: Cosplayers at April 17, 2015 04:06 PM (V+kmg)
Tell us about it.
Posted by: Furries at April 17, 2015 04:07 PM (ZKzrr)
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Quite frankly, that wasn't the only time he trolled himself. At one point, responding to a reporter while talking about Italy and Greece in general, he stated that if in a country where the bureaucracy was too unresponsive and there was excessive regulation, businesses will move to an area with less bureaucracy and regulation to build and conduct their business. This said by a man who has vastly increased bureaucracy and regulation in his own country.
All I could do was shake my head.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 17, 2015 04:07 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2015 04:08 PM (phyXb)
Is it left to right or right to left?
No matter which fucking way I read it it still doesn't make any fucking sense.
Twotter dresses left.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 04:09 PM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 04:09 PM (evdj2)
Is it left to right or right to left?
No matter which fucking way I read it it still doesn't make any fucking sense.
Twitter dresses left.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 04:09 PM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: Trekkies at April 17, 2015 04:06 PM (Spluw)
Trekkies Disturbing the Peace ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPRp0VT9PxA
Posted by: Adriane the Hollywood Accounting Critic ... at April 17, 2015 04:09 PM (nSOh+)
http://tinyurl.com/m7vdxfm
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 17, 2015 04:04 PM (XUKZU)
To be fair, Bill is probably one hell of a customer...
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 17, 2015 04:09 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2015 04:08 PM (phyXb)
Incoming call from the Emperor. Vader then tells Piett to move the ship out of the asteroid field to get a clear transmission.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:09 PM (2Ojst)
Heh. No, I dont think I ever read the novelization of the movies.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 04:09 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 17, 2015 04:09 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 04:10 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 04:10 PM (evdj2)
The first transport is away.
The first transport is away.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:10 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 17, 2015 04:11 PM (39g3+)
Our modern Injustice System.
Soon.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 17, 2015 04:12 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Trekkies
What he said.
Posted by: Cosplayers
OTOH....
http://tinyurl.com/ovosa5k
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 04:12 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 04:12 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: UppityOrchid at April 17, 2015 04:12 PM (mJUSR)
Posted by: Book at April 17, 2015 04:12 PM (AlkUj)
Twitter: Making Dorks Famous Since 2006
heh
Except for ace right?
Ace isn't a dork.
Not Ace.
Never Ace.
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:13 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 04:10 PM (evdj2)
The first transport is away.
The first transport is away.
And there was much rejoicing. No don't eat the minstrels! Wrong movie!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:13 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 17, 2015 04:13 PM (h4UbF)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:09 PM (2Ojst)
See, I want to say that is the situation. But I thought that occurred during a bridge scene. And it was someone else telling it to Vader after he had just made it clear they would not stop, so it showed just how dangerous the Emperor is to make Vader to such a flip.
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2015 04:13 PM (zt+N6)
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They are being fed b.s. They are not going to be dragged to court. Whether sentenced to death or prison there will be the same appeals. There is no reason to offer a plea bargain by the state and in my opinion in cases like this, the little shit is not likely to take it even if offered. Since jury pool is from Boston I doubt they will vote death.
A while back there was a 7 y/o kidnapped, raped, and murdered. Mom refused to testify unless DA removed the DP. She was a shit.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 17, 2015 04:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 17, 2015 04:14 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2015 04:14 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 04:14 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:15 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: American Snipper, mohel at April 17, 2015 04:15 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:16 PM (ZUz2W)
What did Dad think?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 17, 2015 04:16 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Catina Band Members Agent ... at April 17, 2015 04:16 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2015 04:17 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 17, 2015 04:17 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: chango butt at April 17, 2015 04:16 PM (qQk+U)
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I was banned?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:17 PM (0LHZx)
Had a training this morning with the CPS workers presenting. It was actually kind of good despite all the deserved demonization these guys get, and needed for us because of all the nastiness we run across [we're not mandated reporters, despite regularly running across things like 15yo girls having sex with 45yo men].
I'd asked whether an adult/parent could be reported to CPS for using a kid's ID to get things like credit cards and the answer was No, it doesn't fall under his purview. Which is kind of interesting because it would fall under Adult Protectives if, say, in an Elder Abuse case. So that'll probably become a CPS thing in the near future is my guess.
Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at April 17, 2015 04:18 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 04:18 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 04:09 PM (AkOaV)
Empire adds that little bit of context (Why Ozzel was "as clumsy as he [was] stupid"). New Hope adds more context around why Red Group and Gold Group had (initially) such an easy time on their hemisphere of the Death Star- two other groups (Green and Blue, I think) were on the other side causing as much havoc as they could.
I don't remember anything special added in Jedi, though.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lea at April 17, 2015 04:19 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: dantesed at April 17, 2015 04:19 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2015 04:20 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:20 PM (ZUz2W)
Twitter is cable access for comedians and nut cases.
But not ace.
Cause ace is cool.
amirite? high fives
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:20 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:17 PM (0LHZx)
In our hearts and minds everyday.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2015 04:20 PM (0FSuD)
The helmet off scene occurs a little bit earlier. It is when Piett tells Vader the Falcon is in the asteroid belt and Vader tells him to pursue.
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2015 04:20 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:21 PM (2Ojst)
The only thing I learned from star wars was never take a torpedo to you exhaust port.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2015 04:20 PM (ODxAs)
Multiple impacts on the surface = bukkake.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:21 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:21 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2015 04:20 PM (0FSuD)
________
It's funny how "conservatives" moan about fascist liberals trying to shut down free speech, and yet here you are calling for my banishment for daring to disagree with you on abortion and teh gheys.
Hypocrisy Oats - the TruCon breakfast of champions
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:22 PM (0LHZx)
So Twitter is to today what Al Goldstein was to Manhattan Cable TV circa 1976.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:23 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:23 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 17, 2015 04:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 04:23 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:23 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:23 PM (ZUz2W)
Ooooh, Jethuth Chritht!
Posted by: Mr. Slave at April 17, 2015 04:24 PM (2Ojst)
A little castor oil will take care of that.
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 04:24 PM (evdj2)
Well, that's a tell right there. That's straight from the hilarious "Garth Merenghi's Darkplace" -
"Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary."
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at April 17, 2015 04:24 PM (/pB9Z)
A little castor oil will take care of that.
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 04:24 PM (evdj2)
Jerry Penacoli and Richard Gere hardest hit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:25 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 17, 2015 04:26 PM (qh617)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:26 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:26 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 04:26 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:26 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:27 PM (MDgS8)
I still can't decide whether you are mentally challenged or just aggressively stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 04:27 PM (g1DWB)
Unhide all posts from (0LHZx)
That combination right there makes my heart sing.
DG- speaking of- I did not get a chance to email you last night. I *will* get it done.
You'd said previously that you had copied the script into GreaseMonkey, can you tell me where/how?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 04:27 PM (kff5f)
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 04:26 PM (ZKzrr)
At least on Twitter there aren't the incessant ads for "Geisha To Go" and "Baby Let Me Bang Your Box."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:27 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
Trubluwhoooooooptido cons aren't calling for your banishment. They're calling you an liar and an asshole.
Didya ever figure out what debt was, idiot?
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 17, 2015 04:28 PM (Spluw)
Bad tack. Honestly, its best to just to take it like a man and let it go. This way you just start pissing off Ace and the cobs.
I don't personally see you as a troll, BTW. You're like jwest, not Hector.
Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at April 17, 2015 04:28 PM (3ZtZW)
Did the Empire order all exhaust ports to be bleached?
Plugged.
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:27 PM (MDgS
Pretty big beads, no?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:28 PM (St6BJ)
Labia Mavelick - Visionaire.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:26 PM (ZUz2W)
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Okay, now all we're getting are inside jokes.
Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2015 04:28 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:28 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2015 04:28 PM (/Um0F)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 04:28 PM (8Fqe6)
/dryer-vent arms flailing about
Danger! Danger!
Testosterone levels extremely depleted because of this thread. Recommend a post on Column A vs Column B to replenish levels.
Posted by: Robot at April 17, 2015 04:29 PM (MTL4M)
Venezuelan buddy of mine used to malaprop the Robot and scream "Danger, Will Rogers!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:30 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Robot at April 17, 2015 04:29 PM (MTL4M)
Star Trek: DS9 vs Babylon 5.
GO!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:30 PM (2Ojst)
Soona its an inside joke only if you don't get it...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:31 PM (ZUz2W)
Godfrey was riffing off this scene from another movie.
James Earl Jones vs. The Melon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmy74IXWXAU
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 17, 2015 04:31 PM (h53OH)
Posted by: Robot at April 17, 2015 04:32 PM (MTL4M)
Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at April 17, 2015 04:28 PM (3ZtZW)
__________
For most people, a troll is someone who dares disagree with me. It's good to see not everyone is knee jerk like that.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:32 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f)
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I don't know much about either one, but Babylon 5 sounds sexier, so I'll go with Babylon 5.
Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2015 04:33 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at April 17, 2015 04:33 PM (/pB9Z)
Posted by: Robot at April 17, 2015 04:32 PM (MTL4M)
Oh, I thought it was a reference to the Horde standard arguments, like Longbow v Crossbow, or Ginger
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 04:33 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:30 PM (2Ojst)
____________
If I hated gays and abortion, you'd be high fiving me.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:33 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:34 PM (ZUz2W)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2015 04:34 PM (/Um0F)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 17, 2015 04:34 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at April 17, 2015 04:34 PM (/pB9Z)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2015 04:35 PM (phyXb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2015 04:31 PM (ZUz2W)
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Geez, Anna. You mean, go upthread and search for it?
Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2015 04:35 PM (/HX7u)
Column A vs B refers to the waif body vs the buxom body.
Honestly I'd fuck both and pretty much everything in between.
But I would never say that here because there's too many conservatives here.
They frown on that shit.
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:35 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:35 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: MTF at April 17, 2015 04:35 PM (FCsIb)
Hypocrisy Oats - the TruCon breakfast of champions
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:22 PM (0LHZx)
Class? Would anyone care to tell us which logic error was committed here?
Anyone? Anyone?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 04:35 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:35 PM (k8xvx)
http://is.gd/nN4ptz
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 04:35 PM (ZKzrr)
One Human has faced the Minbari Battle Fleet and survived. He is behind me. YOU are in front of me.
Stand. Down.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 17, 2015 04:36 PM (kff5f)
And that's perfectly Jake.
Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at April 17, 2015 04:37 PM (3ZtZW)
@289
Maybe we can set up a GoFundMe for AlextheChick to troll us part-time. Her trolling is epic.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:37 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:33 PM
........Hi Moo, I am an infrequent poster, (used to post more but have been busy)
There maybe is one or two dunderheads on here who hate gay people, but that's a strawman begging to meet a torch. Does the majority here hate abortion however? Yes, emphatically. People get all pissy when you dismember a baby to vacate the placenta. They're a funny bunch like that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2015 04:37 PM (/Um0F)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:37 PM (k8xvx)
That would be a much better investment of my time....and money.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 04:39 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 04:39 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Golfman at April 17, 2015 04:39 PM (5h4fe)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:33 PM
........Hi Moo, I am an infrequent poster, (used to post more but have been busy)
There maybe is one or two dunderheads on here who hate gay people, but that's a strawman begging to meet a torch. Does the majority here hate abortion however? Yes, emphatically. People get all pissy when you dismember a baby to vacate the placenta. They're a funny bunch like that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2015 04:37 PM (/Um0F)
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OK maybe hate gays is too strong....how about intensely dislike?
And my point still stands. If I were pro-life and anti-gay, nobody would have a problem with me. But I'm pro-SSM and don't think businesses should refuse to serve gays, and I think abortion should be legal in most cases. Therefore I am a heathen RINO socialist commie troll.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:39 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:33 PM (0LHZx)
Not so much, no. And opposing the gaystapo agenda =/= hate.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:40 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:40 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:41 PM (k8xvx)
He likes to pretend that people hate gays. it's easier than addressing attacks on Christian own businesses, and only those.
He likes to pretend that everyone wants to outlaw all abortion, on a thread noting that a pregnant woman is being HER right to CHOOSE to carry a child.
Anyone else notice the pattern? he doesn't like the topic of the implication, so he starts the trubluwhooooooptidoCon shit.
Actaully, that is troll behavior. Try debating the topic, instead of creating strawmen and hidng behind labels you invented.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 17, 2015 04:42 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:42 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:41 PM (k8xvx)
Busy. She hasn't been posting to the Mini-Horde either.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 04:43 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Insomniac
This x1000.
Not being in favor of something does not necessarily mean you hate it and hate everyone who disagrees with you.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 17, 2015 04:43 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Moo Man at April 17, 2015 04:43 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 17, 2015 04:42 PM (Spluw)
And you will receive +10 points on the final exam. Excellent summary.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 04:44 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:41 PM (k8xvx)
------------------------------------------------
I think she works sometimes.
Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2015 04:44 PM (/HX7u)
Should a person be tried for murder if they kill the child a woman is carrying? try answering honestly (for once).
I'm mini-moo. People who dare disagree with me are "anti gay".
Fuck off.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 17, 2015 04:44 PM (Spluw)
No no no just a heathen RINO socialist commie. You're in line with Gabriel Malor on most issues.
Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at April 17, 2015 04:44 PM (3ZtZW)
Why would anyone have a problem with you? You make more money than any of us . What's not to like?
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 04:45 PM (P7ulB)
Anyone? Anyone?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 04:35 PM (V+kmg)
Has some false dichotomy flavor, maybe some false analogy?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:45 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 17, 2015 04:42 PM (Spluw)
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You are quite dense.
What I said is....you would get a lot more people to listen to you if you focused on banning late term abortions only. Instead you conflate all abortions and eventually get down to calling anyone who doesn't want to ban all abortions a monster, a murderer, etc. And when you do that, nobody listens to you because you sound like a crazy person.
I'm in your corner on this. I think late term abortions should be banned. But when I say that, the TruCon reply is "well where's the magic date between late term and early term" or something along those lines. So even though I agree with you, you still insist on making me your enemy.
Do you get it now?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:45 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 17, 2015 04:43 PM (/Ho8c)
No!!!! No!!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS!!!!!!!
Posted by: Moo Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:45 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Golfman at April 17, 2015 04:45 PM (5h4fe)
The problem I think is that an online reputation's not that hard to destroy. Abrasive arrogance, continual condescension, sophistry, victimhood,and self-righteousness rub people the wrong way regardless of theology orideology.
Moo could start a new handle and rejoin us, and be free of the baggage more or less. Why hasn't he?
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:46 PM (k8xvx)
Now tell me how smart and wise I am, children!
Posted by: Foo Foo at April 17, 2015 04:46 PM (ZKzrr)
And my point still stands. If I were pro-life and anti-gay, nobody would have a problem with me. But I'm pro-SSM and don't think businesses should refuse to serve gays, and I think abortion should be legal in most cases. Therefore I am a heathen RINO socialist commie troll.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:39 PM
..........No, it doesn't stand, because again. I don't even see intense dislike of gays. The gay agenda? Yes. There's a difference between tolerance and acceptance. I can do one without the other. I don't care if two guys get married, that's there thing. Whatever. Now do I care if said couple DEMANDS I take part in the ceremony by providing goods and services. Yes. Frankly as a business owner I still would, but if someone doesn't want to due to their beliefs, so be it. Not serving them coffee if they come in is different than making their wedding cake. As for abortion. It's the taking of a life and it's not something you're likely to get much leeway on.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2015 04:46 PM (/Um0F)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 17, 2015 04:43 PM (/Ho8c)
Unless you're a liberal...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 17, 2015 04:46 PM (Bn6aD)
So..it was Watermelon City?
"I am your watermelon."
"Watermelon accepted, Captain Needa."
"That's no moon, that's a watermelon!"
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 17, 2015 04:46 PM (VvOZ5)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:46 PM (k8xvx)
Brain damage?
I dunno, just spitballin' there.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 04:47 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:47 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:47 PM (2Ojst)
Isn't there usually more sex?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:47 PM (2Ojst)
Who's saying there isn't?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 04:48 PM (V+kmg)
But I'm pro-SSM and don't think businesses should refuse to serve gays, and I think abortion should be legal in most cases. Therefore I am a heathen RINO socialist commie troll.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:39 PM (0LHZx)
*********************
Moo really is a moron, or dishonest. Nobody is refusing to serve gays, ie. sell them a slice of pizza. What they do wish to refuse to be coerced in participating in a ceremony that violates their conscience. Are you really that dense that this crucial distinction keeps evading you?
More to the point, you don't think they should refuse to serve gays, but do you think they should be compelled to participate in gay ceremonies?
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 17, 2015 04:48 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2015 04:48 PM (2cS/G)
Ace.
so you're giving him playtime on this smart military blog because???
don't feed the trolls.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 04:48 PM (x3YFz)
Should a person be tried for murder if they kill the child a woman is carrying? try answering honestly (for once).
I'm mini-moo. People who dare disagree with me are "anti gay".
Fuck off.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 17, 2015 04:44 PM (Spluw)
________
Again, you're not very bright. When have I ever said I would agree with Muslims doing that? So basically your argument is Muslims do bad shit, so Christians should do bad shit too. My argument is all religious people shouldn't do bad shit. See the difference?
Yes, that person should be tried for murder. I said that 10 times in that thread. But because I also think a woman should have the right to choose to have an abortion earlier in the pregnancy, I'm an evil RINO commie socialist monster baby killer.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:48 PM (0LHZx)
What he was asked:
should a person be charged with murder of a child being carried by a pregnant woman?
How he answered:
Instead you conflate all abortions and eventually get down to calling anyone who doesn't want to ban all abortions a monster, a murderer, etc.
Fuck off.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 17, 2015 04:49 PM (Spluw)
@323
Perhaps. Perhaps he feels that doing so is tantamount toceding the field. However, there's such a thing as a tactical withdrawal and if he wants to win people over to his point of view, there's nothing wrong with pulling back and taking a different approach.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:49 PM (k8xvx)
Wait now. We don't have to cut our balls out dress the same and wait on the space ship to take us away on the comet do we?
Because I don't like dressing like everyone else.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 17, 2015 04:49 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:47 PM (2Ojst)
--------------------------------------------
A lot of heavy breathing on the ONT's. I don't know if it's sex or not.
Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2015 04:49 PM (/HX7u)
The other point is he constantly denigrates the intelligence of anyone who does not agree with him...
He IMMEDIATLY takes it to a personal level... just like Leftists...
Even on things like economics, where when we talk about the difference between Government numbers and reality (as shown by OTHER government numbers).
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 17, 2015 04:49 PM (qh617)
He's trolling the enemy. That's a good thing.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 04:50 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 04:50 PM (x3YFz)
This is painful.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 04:50 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 17, 2015 04:48 PM (xkSSa)
________
Bullshit. The pizza maker would have no issue serving pizza to an unwed mother or a couple living "in sin" or a couple who had sex before marriage or a man who cheated on his wife, etc. All those things are a big no-no in the bible, are they not? So spare me this religious freedom bullshit. When you pick and choose which part of your religion offends and which part doesn't you're full of shit.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:50 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:51 PM (k8xvx)
Isn't there usually more sex?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:47 PM (2Ojst)
Who's saying there isn't?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 04:48 PM (V+kmg)
Maybe in the mini-horde?
Some of you guys are so quick and good here, I have no idea how y'all could juggle two at the time.
Posted by: Golfman at April 17, 2015 04:51 PM (5h4fe)
and we have to do something about Ace's twitter addiction.
Have duct tape. Will travel.
I'm waiting for him to outgrow it.
I have a lot of patience.
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 04:51 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at April 17, 2015 04:52 PM (3ZtZW)
Okay how is serving pizza in a Restraint the same as catering a gay Marriage Ceremony?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 17, 2015 04:52 PM (Bn6aD)
Handles are easy. Writing styles are much harder.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 04:52 PM (8Fqe6)
Match the logic error to the appropriate sentence
A) Red herring
B) Reductio ad absurdum
C) Argumentum ad hominem
You have 4 minutes to complete this task.
Ready? Begin.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 04:52 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 17, 2015 04:53 PM (Bn6aD)
He IMMEDIATLY takes it to a personal level... just like Leftists...
Even on things like economics, where when we talk about the difference between Government numbers and reality (as shown by OTHER government numbers).
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 17, 2015 04:49 PM (qh617)
_________
No. When you insist that govt numbers are fake, you display a lack of intelligence. You're in "fire doesn't melt steel" territory.
I explained to you several times why the debt can increase by more than the deficit and you still come up with some lame conspiracy theory. And that shows a lack of intelligence once again.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:53 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2015 04:53 PM (phyXb)
Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2015 04:53 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 04:53 PM (V+kmg)
I'm not about to take anything off of you, especially not a translation of what I'm saying.
No one is going to force a muslim bakery to do anything it doesn't want to do. No one is going to force the nation of islam to do something it doesn't want to do.
With that, it ceases being a law, if it ever was. it's a weapon.
Congratualtions, ya finally arrived at the point of the thread.The person should be charged with murder. Good on ya.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 17, 2015 04:53 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 04:50 PM (ZKzrr)
I admit I'm not up to speed here>
my week has gone shitbug and I'm pulling back to the last good position. Apologies if I quick/fired/aimed.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 04:54 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:50 PM
............Here's what your missing. The pizza owner never said she wouldn't serve openly gay people, just that she wouldn't cater a gay wedding. She never said she wouldn't serve pizza if they came in. If an unwed mother came in or a guy who is cheating she is not partaking or enabling their sin by giving them pizza. If she is partaking in the ceremony she is then partaking in the sin. Do you get that difference?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2015 04:54 PM (/Um0F)
@346
Professor, I cannot do this. I am too much of a special snowflake to think I should damage my brain cells sorting through the pile of dumb in 330 to match the logic errors. Can't you just send me a link to a picture of Kate Upton instead? (I kid, I kid)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:54 PM (k8xvx)
Yes, that person should be tried for murder. I said that 10 times in that thread. But because I also think a woman should have the right to choose to have an abortion earlier in the pregnancy, I'm an evil RINO commie socialist monster baby killer.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:48 PM (0LHZx)
So if the baby in this case was removed in that magic early period would you still say it was murder?
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 04:55 PM (P7ulB)
should a person be charged with murder of a child being carried by a pregnant woman?
How he answered:
Instead you conflate all abortions and eventually get down to calling anyone who doesn't want to ban all abortions a monster, a murderer, etc.
Fuck off.
Posted by: Blue Hen
As I said last thread:
No answer = troll. Only here to stir shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 04:55 PM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 04:55 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:56 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 17, 2015 04:56 PM (X+nFp)
B) Reductio ad absurdum "So basically your argument is Muslims do bad shit, so Christians should do bad shit too."
C) Argumentum ad hominem "Again, you're not very bright."
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:56 PM (2Ojst)
That's pretty *swear word* basic.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 17, 2015 04:57 PM (l2Gqi)
You forgot
D) I make more money than you.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2015 04:54 PM (/Um0F)
__________
So the pizza maker would refuse to cater (theoretically, I know since they don't actually cater weddings) a wedding between a divorced man and a divorced woman who both cheated on their ex-spouses?
No she wouldn't. Because she wouldn't give a fuck. But if it's two men getting married, oh noes, the bible, the bible!!
And the same goes with every florist and baker involved in this. They've probably done work for hundreds of weddings where the couple had sex before marriage. That sin doesn't bother them. But the gay marriage sin...that bothers them.
You really don't see the hypocrisy in that?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (2cS/G)
D) I make more money than you.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (P7ulB)
True, but I was answering Bannion's pop quiz.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 04:54 PM (k8xvx)
http://tinyurl.com/pxq33d8
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 04:59 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:48 PM (0LHZx)
So if the baby in this case was removed in that magic early period would you still say it was murder?
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 04:55 PM (P7ulB)
__________
And there we go once again. I'm in your corner on one issue, but because I am not 100% anti-abortion, you still have to shit on me. This is what TruCons do all the time. Either you agree with me 100% or you are a heathen RINO socialist commie.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (0LHZx)
The pizza owner never said she wouldn't serve openly gay people, just that she wouldn't cater a gay wedding. She never said she wouldn't serve pizza if they came in. If an unwed mother came in or a guy who is cheating she is not partaking or enabling their sin by giving them pizza. If she is partaking in the ceremony she is then partaking in the sin. Do you get that difference?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2015 04:54 PM (/Um0F)
*****************************
Thanks. That's what I was trying to say. It's hard to believe he really missed this, unless he's just trolling now.
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (xkSSa)
You say I am unintelligent, when I argue using OTHER government numbers... not the cherry picked ones handed out to he media...
Thus, YOU show your lack.. of having an open mind... because instead of looking and thinking about he evidence presented, and arguing that case, you immediately AS YOU JUST DID, denigrate the intelligence of someone you don't know...
And this is what makes you an objectionable person here... not your opinions.... but your lack of respect for others...
so..... as others so eloquently put it here... FUCK OFF...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (qh617)
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:01 PM (x3YFz)
So the answer is No? I'm usually not on the side of arrogant , illogical assholes.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 05:01 PM (P7ulB)
See, there it is. He asked a legitimate question designed to clarify your position, and you get all butthurt.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 05:05 PM (2Ojst)
No she wouldn't. Because she wouldn't give a fuck. But if it's two men getting married, oh noes, the bible, the bible!!
And the same goes with every florist and baker involved in this. They've probably done work for hundreds of weddings where the couple had sex before marriage. That sin doesn't bother them. But the gay marriage sin...that bothers them.
You really don't see the hypocrisy in that?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM ................
.Wow. How are you missing this?
What part of man and women vs. same sex don't you get? Do most business ask you if you boinked before marriage before they cater your wedding? NO. Is it pretty fucking obvious if its two people of the same sex.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2015 05:06 PM (/Um0F)
Posted by: Lester at April 17, 2015 05:06 PM (2UPXV)
@356
That's the problem. He's asked to explain the difference between Column A and Column B, and he went off the railsabout how a 12 wk old unborn is not the same as a 9 month unborn.
There are differences, of course, in terms of development, but biologically that fetus is a human life. In development, but a human life. So then the question is by what metric we justify taking that human life lawfully, and that metric has to be logically and consistently applied to the human experience and differentiated from similar states.
Why is it okay to abort a 12 week old unborn child, but wrong to kill a40 year old who is hooked up to life support? If it is right to kill a 12 week old unborn child, is it right to kill a physically handicapped person, i.e. a total paralytic or something who is both mentally handicapped and paralyzed? If yes, why? If no, why not?
Murder is defined at common law as the (1) unlawful (2) killing of a human being (3)by another with (4)malice aforethought expressed or implied. (Yes, I know murdercan bebroken down into more elements than just those 4 but it's been six years since crim law and I'm a transactional practice guy) The elements in question are (1) and (2), is it an unlawful killing and is it a human being.
A fetus, to use the term, left to itself does not grow into a cat, a dog, or a cockatrice. It is a human being. Nascent, in development, totally dependent on another for survival, but human being nonetheless. The abortion fanatics like to dispute this but the science is not at all on their side.
So the next question is is the killing unlawful? Ok, under the laws currently, under certain circumstances at certain times, the killing of this nascent human being is lawful. There is a series of balances rooted in philosophy (if we had a state religion, theology would come into play, but since this is a secular society the strongest arguments to those not of my faithare secular philosophical ones) that the we through the state use to make that call, so the fight is entirely a philosophical one, with the winner defining the law.
That's all of my bad legal analysis for now, folks.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 05:06 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Old Hob at April 17, 2015 05:08 PM (whxbn)
serving pizza to an unwed mother or a couple living "in sin" or a couple
who had sex before marriage or a man who cheated on his wife, etc. All
those things are a big no-no in the bible, are they not? So spare me
this religious freedom bullshit. When you pick and choose which part of
your religion offends and which part doesn't you're full of shit.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
The difference is by catering a gay marriage they are participating in the sin. Not just serving pizza to two gay married guys.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 17, 2015 05:16 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 17, 2015 05:17 PM (/Ho8c)
I just figured out that inserting a male's peenie into a male's ass repeatedly and quickly is, like, TOTALLY abnormal!
Wow.
Posted by: Moo Moo, now with brains at April 17, 2015 05:19 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Moo Moo, now with brains at April 17, 2015 05:20 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Saddam at April 17, 2015 09:20 PM (YOd/B)
[iI]t seems the word "Troll" is now being used to describe any trans-black atheist-Muslim feminist-poet within earshot
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2015 03:44 PM (2TN4k)
It IS poetry; it really is.
Posted by: m at April 18, 2015 03:11 AM (WIUGG)
By "YOUR RESPONIBILITY", I meant should a husband or father resort to extra-judicial means to avenge their loved ones.
As a recent father, I am leaning to the affirmative...
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