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Adrift at Sea in a Lifeboat, Muslims Throw Christians Overboard to Drown
At least they were "punching up," as Garry Trudeau believes.
The group was fleeing Libya in a rubber boat -- a huge one, apparently, as there were 105 passengers aboard it. At some point, the Muslims, who outnumbered the Christians, began "punching up," as Garry Trudeau calls it, and murdering members of the religious minority for praying to Jesus.)Muslims who were among migrants trying to get from Libya to Italy in a boat this week threw 12 fellow passengers overboard -- killing them -- because the 12 were Christians, Italian police said Thursday. Italian authorities have arrested 15 people on suspicion of murdering the Christians at sea, police in Palermo, Sicily, said. ... The original group of 105 people left Libya on Tuesday in a rubber boat. Sometime during the trip north across the Mediterranean Sea, the alleged assailants -- Muslims from the Ivory Coast, Mali and Senegal -- threw the 12 overboard, police said. Other people on the voyage told police that they themselves were spared "because they strongly opposed the drowning attempt and formed a human chain," Palermo police said.La Liberation has more. Here's my translation.
Christians had been thrown in the water by Muslims in the middle of the Mediterranean, according to several witnesses. An investigation is underway. The confrontation happened in the middle of the night, when the rubber boat, with 105 persons aboard, began to deflate. Two groups were formed. On one side the Muslim immigrants, making a majority on the boat which left April 12 from the Libyan coast; the other side, the Christians accused of praying to another god. "After making threats, a dozen Muslims moved to make good on their threats and began to throw some of us into the water," said to the Italian police Yeboah, one of the survivors of this latest tragedy in the sea-route of immigration.Just to note, there have been a lot of tragedies lately in the covert immigration routes between North Africa and Italy, with boats filled to the rafters with migrants foundering and sinking. This happens every few months. This other piece in La Liberation notes the many, many drowned immigrants lately. A boat just sunk five days ago, killing 400.
New shipwreck in the Mediterranean: 400 immigrants disappeared and nine bodies recovered [from the water] The Italian coast guard has been able to save 145 persons coming from the Libyan coast, Sunday. Sunday, a wreck in the straits of Sicily had caused the death of 400 stowaways. More than at the [wreck near the Italian town of Lampedusa], in October 2013, which had numbered 366 dead. But less than in Sepetember 2014, in the open sea near Malta, where 500 immigrants were killed by drowning...Back to the latest tragedy:
... At least six witnesses corroborated a description which was almost a war of religion in the open sea. "Sometime, at the end of a day of travel, some Muslim passengers began coming for us, Christian Nigerians and Ghanans, only because we were of another religion, and threatening to throw us into the sea. Then, many of them began to act on it," explained Francis, a young Ghanan. What sparked this insane murder is still unknown. Some spoke of there being too many people in the boat, which risked taking water. The daily newspaper Stampa spoke of a fight started by the wish of the Christians to conserve the supply of water on the boat. Other witnesses spoke of the prayers of a young christian who cried and prayed in a loud voice to Jesus, sparking the anger of the Muslims. ... "NAZARENES" "This is the first time that we know of this kind of religious violence aboard a watercraft," said Christian Nani, director of Open Door, an association in defense of persecuted Christians around the world. "It's not rare that in their travels from the Libyan cost, Christians suffer harassments and are robbed or beaten because they are considered to be 'Nazarenes.' Even after arriving in Italy, they are sometimes discriminated against by some groups of Muslim immigrants, for example, when receiving their food rations," he added. "We know that there are regularly fights on the boats crossing the Mediterranean but never before for religious motives."Obviously some good "punching up" there, then. I can't help notice that the American press censors a lot of newsworthy details. I guess censorship is a way to make sure you're "punching up."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 17, 2015 04:51 PM (PB1mN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2015 04:51 PM (OOpLg)
Or so the sharks thought.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 04:52 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 17, 2015 04:52 PM (PB1mN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:52 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:53 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 17, 2015 04:54 PM (wtvvX)
Besides the arrests of the murderers, the proper response is to let the Christians stay and deport the rest so a message is sent. Although muzzies do seem not to be able to receive certain messages.
It really is a savage cult.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2015 04:54 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Chris M at April 17, 2015 04:54 PM (k3w9p)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 17, 2015 04:54 PM (wtvvX)
Death to the JOOOOOOOZ!! Death to America!! Allahu-Akbar!
Posted by: Barry 0Bola at April 17, 2015 04:54 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: SCOAMF at April 17, 2015 04:55 PM (AO2XE)
I really hate to say this but you have to kill them and kill them massively, and afterwards announce it loudly to the world.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:55 PM (St6BJ)
No, I won't go for the easy "sink the Muslim boats" gratification. Turn them around and tow them back to whatever s***hole they just left.
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 04:56 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 04:56 PM (WL/ot)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:55 PM (St6BJ)
I don't hate to say it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 04:56 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 04:56 PM (cJ1t+)
covert immigration routes between North Africa and Italy, with boats
filled to the rafters with migrants foundering and sinking. This happens
every few months.
Seems like more often than that, from the English-language EU media. Also the other countries seem to be giving Italy shit for not doing more to help the people who want to live in Italy without following her immigration laws (hrm, this sounds familiar somehow), but not putting their money where their mouths are....and the root cause is that Libya is really fucked up and no one's going to touch THAT...
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 04:57 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: X at April 17, 2015 04:57 PM (n5fTN)
gratification. Turn them around and tow them back to whatever s***hole
they just left.
Posted by: pep
However, I expect that the Christian customers are going to start arming themselves, and fighting back, and that nobody will be overly concerned when lots of Muslim bodies start washing up.
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 04:57 PM (LAe3v)
I'd suggest taking them back out into the Med and having them search the bottom for those they threw overboard. Give them some lead weights to make sure they reach the bottom too, say 30 or so pounds tied to them.
No, I don't have any compunction to spare their lives, GD stone age savages.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 17, 2015 04:57 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 04:57 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 04:56 PM (XmQBO)
Your point is taken. It's just that at heart I am a peaceful man with a deep Quaker belief in the sanctity of human life.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (St6BJ)
They don't want to live in Italy. Once they get in the eu, they can travel more or less freely. So they go north where the welfare is more generous
Posted by: Mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (WL/ot)
They don't want to live in Italy. Once they get in the eu, they can travel more or less freely. So they go north where the welfare is more generous
Posted by: Mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (WL/ot)
Untermensch uber alles, nein?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:59 PM (St6BJ)
And how do you know which ones actually did it? Are you willing to drown innocent women and children too?
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 04:59 PM (LAe3v)
Haha!
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 04:59 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: Old Hob at April 17, 2015 04:59 PM (T1Jm0)
Leon Kilnghoffer would beg to differ but he's dead.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: Marie harf your cruise director at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (Spluw)
...
Oh, wait, that was just a photo of a vomiting warthog. Sorry. Something must have gotten in my eye.
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (V+kmg)
watching The Walking Dead isn't really teaching me anything I didn't already know about human nature, but it is reinforcing some of my knowledge, such as some people just aren't programmed to co-exist.
Those are the first to go.
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (MTL4M)
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (evdj2)
If I'm on an inflatable life boat, I'm carrying a pocket knife or sharp
object. Try to throw me over, and I'm taking you all with me.
I have my own strategy.
Posted by: Hillary, clutching her Burrito at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (LAe3v)
Never use the words "Italian" and "extortion" in the same sentence, capisce?
(Autocorrect wants to spell that as "capsize," oh the irony.)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (St6BJ)
Unexpected.
Within two years of the End of the Obama Regime, and...if Hillary is not elected Presidente, I will wager that Egypt invades and over runs the Salafist Islam groups in Libya, and will then rule Libya through a puppet government friendly to Cairo.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (RFeQD)
I'd suggest taking them back out into the Med and having them search the bottom for those they threw overboard.
And how do you know which ones actually did it? Are you willing to drown innocent women and children too?
Posted by: pep
Do you really give a flying fuck?
I sure don't.
I've had enough, "No quarter asked, none given."
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 17, 2015 05:01 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 17, 2015 05:01 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 17, 2015 05:01 PM (l2Gqi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (St6BJ)
There comes a time, when enough is enough, JJ.
I would just as soon live side by side with anyone celebrating any religion. But, thats not good enough for these Mohammedans.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:02 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: DaveA at April 17, 2015 05:02 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (RFeQD)
Would not be opposed to that. For good measure they should Rachel Corrie all of Gaza into the Med.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:02 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 05:02 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 04:59 PM (LAe3v)
The other passengers who banded together to avoid the same fate ratted them out.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:02 PM (V+kmg)
Hey, the moderate muslims can go after the radical elements if they don't want to get caught up in the purge.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 17, 2015 05:02 PM (xVA4Y)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 17, 2015 05:02 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 05:02 PM (K4YiS)
Will they be sent home? The should be.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2015 05:02 PM (2TN4k)
Savage behavior by feral lunatics explained away by anything and everything but the truth.
It's mentally draining to see the world media and governments contort logic and reason to excuse a particular group.
Especially juxtaposed to the SJWers and media here hammering on Christians for their hate.
Where's this blowback I keep hearing so much about? Wake me up when it starts.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 17, 2015 05:02 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:02 PM (XmQBO)
I'm just saying that I hate them for forcing me to think violent thoughts and perhaps to have to resort to violent deeds.
But, when you got a cancer, cut it out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:03 PM (St6BJ)
28
PS...
I doubt any women or children were involved but it's nice of you to toss that strawman out there.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 17, 2015 05:03 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (RFeQD
They should do it now. They are already on the One's shit list. If you're going to be on the shit list, might as well be on top.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:03 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:00 PM (V+kmg)
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Typical TruCon mentality. I don't like religion, therefore I must support the killing of religious people. You're kinda paranoid.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:03 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 05:04 PM (g1DWB)
Because that's what scorpions do.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 17, 2015 05:02 PM (NeFrd)
But what if you turn the heat up gradually in the pot?
Oh, wrong metaphor. Never mind.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:04 PM (St6BJ)
And how do you know which ones actually did it? Are you willing to drown innocent women and children too?
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 04:59 PM (LAe3v)
The other passengers who banded together to avoid the same fate ratted them out.
Posted by: Sean Bannion
If they can point out the perps, and the stories are consistent from the survivors, then heave-ho.
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 05:04 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2015 05:04 PM (ODxAs)
And not for the evils of actual Christians--rather, the evils of a hodgepodge, mish-mash boogyman that has never actually existed.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 17, 2015 05:04 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2015 05:04 PM (MYCIw)
Go big or go home. It's the twilight of the SCOAMF years so everyone's going to be trying to flex while they can.
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 05:04 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:03 PM (0LHZx)
No, you're a mouth-breathing, grabastic piece of amphibian shit.
There's a difference.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:04 PM (V+kmg)
Not gratification, pragmatism.
Sink 'm now, or sink 'em later when they try again.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 05:04 PM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:05 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:05 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2015 05:05 PM (2TN4k)
Enough of this for one day.
Think I'll grab Spastic Lab and go find a fish to annoy.
Enjoy your afternoon, good people.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 17, 2015 05:05 PM (jeCnD)
I see no straw man. Don't blame me if your chest pounding got in the way of expressing yourself clearly.
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 05:05 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:06 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 05:04 PM (LAe3v)
The Carabinieri are still wading through it, but it appears they have positive ID.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:06 PM (V+kmg)
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I hear you JJ
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:06 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2015 05:06 PM (urVyl)
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 05:07 PM (cJ1t+)
I really hate to say this but you have to kill them and kill them massively, and afterwards announce it loudly to the world.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:55 PM (St6BJ)
I don't hate to say it at all. It's just the reality of the situation.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 05:07 PM (2Ojst)
For making Libya such a shit hole, that we now have a major refugee problem...
A problem that did not exist before you decided the Kadaffi had to go...
All these deaths, can be laid DIRECTLY at his feet...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 17, 2015 05:07 PM (qh617)
Posted by: maddogg at April 17, 2015 05:07 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2015 05:07 PM (urVyl)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 05:07 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 05:07 PM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 17, 2015 05:08 PM (zw+lX)
I doubt any women or children were involved but it's nice of you to toss that strawman out there.
I see no straw man. Don't blame me if your chest pounding got in the way of expressing yourself clearly.
Posted by: pep
Scooter, you mentioned it, I pointed it out that you did.
Don't dodge the facts.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 17, 2015 05:08 PM (4CRfK)
Ah, the comfort of moral equivalence. Seen any Christian terrorists lately? Any synagog or mosque burning rampages? Any small towns completely wiped out? Execution of gays or adulterers, beheadings of non-believers?
We get it, you hate Christians so you can't express any sympathy for them.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2015 05:08 PM (2TN4k)
It doesn't make sense to me.
If you don't like us, just go away!!!!!!!
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 17, 2015 05:08 PM (l2Gqi)
More runny and gross.
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 05:07 PM (cJ1t+
So cold blooded shit. Hmmm
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:08 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:09 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 17, 2015 05:09 PM (l2Gqi)
Ah, the comfort of moral equivalence. Seen any Christian terrorists lately? Any synagog or mosque burning rampages? Any small towns completely wiped out? Execution of gays or adulterers, beheadings of non-believers?
We get it, you hate Christians so you can't express any sympathy for them.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2015 05:08 PM (2TN4k
I missed that. Is Moo Moo here?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:09 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: maddogg at April 17, 2015 05:07 PM (xWW96)
Hmmmm. Further research is required.
http://tinyurl.com/pgtjrfb
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:09 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:09 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: flounder at April 17, 2015 05:09 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 05:09 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Golfman at April 17, 2015 05:10 PM (5h4fe)
Never heard of her, but a quick Google refutes your claim.
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 05:10 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 17, 2015 05:10 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 04:56 PM (cJ1t+)
EC! How's el job?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 05:07 PM (2Ojst)
Busy! Learning as much as I can while I'm in the grace period before they throw me out of the nest. I'm covering FL, but don't know when I can swing a visit. In the meantime, I get to ogle the smoking hawt marketing chicks and my new company has a ton of them.
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 05:10 PM (cJ1t+)
http://goo.gl/6kVvtp
Posted by: maddogg at April 17, 2015 05:10 PM (xWW96)
There is an article in eh NYT about declining US economic leadership. Lot's of discussion about the rise of China and dancing around Obama role in this. I started to read the comments to see what the libs are thinking about this and first one is
"I'm guessing that the Chinese do not spend an inordinate amount of their
time and resources arguing about their "religious freedom rights" and
abortion."
No, I imagine they don't. And liberals are just fine with that. As a mater of fact, the less religious freedom and more abortions, forced or otherwise, the better. Damn,when the libs let the mask slip it really is ugly. (and they do it with increasing frequency)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 17, 2015 05:11 PM (1BQGO)
pep, did you ever get the invite?
Posted by: Sean Bannion
Yup. Just trying to figure out whether or not I'm batching it that night.
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 05:11 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Golfman at April 17, 2015 05:10 PM (5h4fe)
Strip joint, slamming 7 & 7s.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:11 PM (XmQBO)
Shouldn't that be grab-ass-tic? or at least grabasstic. Because a grabas makes no sense but a grab-ass is a slur.
Posted by: DaveA at April 17, 2015 05:11 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: DaveA at April 17, 2015 05:12 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 17, 2015 05:12 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:12 PM (XmQBO)
Busy! Learning as much as I can while I'm in the grace period before they throw me out of the nest. I'm covering FL, but don't know when I can swing a visit. In the meantime, I get to ogle the smoking hawt marketing chicks and my new company has a ton of them.
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 05:10 PM (cJ1t+)
Good deal, man. I hope this is a great thing for you. And yeah, the sales/marketing chicks are always smokin'.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 05:12 PM (2Ojst)
"I'm guessing that the Chinese do not spend an inordinate amount of their
time and resources arguing about their "religious freedom rights" and
abortion."
No, they just throw Christians in jail and kidnap women who are 9 months pregnant and force them to have abortions.
But you know, whatever.
Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2015 05:13 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Spectating the Absurd at April 17, 2015 05:13 PM (+N4NM)
So while this is going on...
some nobody on ESPN yelled at some nobody who works at a tow impound lot and THAT IS JUST TERRIBLE.
We are a nation, nay, a world full of assholes.
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at April 17, 2015 05:14 PM (MTL4M)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:03 PM (0LHZx)
really? gonna stick with that?
you're like a guitar with one string.
Get off the cross we need the wood.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:14 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Brody at April 17, 2015 05:14 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: DaveA at April 17, 2015 05:11 PM (DL2i+)
Oh so we have a comedian here! You a joker? Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole!!!
Posted by: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman at April 17, 2015 05:14 PM (V+kmg)
About that... yeah, it's probably time to bring them back. This time, however, the Christians need to expand their range.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 17, 2015 05:14 PM (1CroS)
Career changes are hard. Harder the more later it is in life.
But the marketing chicks make it fun.
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 05:14 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 05:15 PM (evdj2)
This was the perfect opportunity to demonstrate this. Did 12 Christians get on a boat with 100 percent jihadis? I don't think so.
Moderate. Maybe.
Spineless. Definitely.
Posted by: Golfman at April 17, 2015 05:15 PM (5h4fe)
The first politician that states this out loud has my full support and every spare dime I can scrounge up.
I don't care if it's Hillary.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 17, 2015 05:15 PM (b90XL)
YAY!!!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:12 PM (XmQBO)
No joke!
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 05:15 PM (cJ1t+)
I don't know about the rest of the Horde, but I thank you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:15 PM (XmQBO)
We get it, you hate Christians so you can't express any sympathy for them.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2015 05:08 PM (2TN4k
___________
I don't hate Christians. Don't put words in my mouth please.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:16 PM (0LHZx)
58 It takes a special kind of stupid to thrown Christians overboard to their death while you are sailing to one of the most Christian countries in the world seeking asylum.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 05:04 PM (g1DWB)
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Not really. They know they are Morlocks dealing with passive Eloi. They know that these nations would never dare deport them.
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 17, 2015 05:16 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 05:16 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:16 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 05:17 PM (ZKzrr)
just random noise. Reminds me of pigeon shit on a IR telescope: ya just scrape it off.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:17 PM (x3YFz)
http://goo.gl/6kVvtp
Posted by: maddogg
I've seen better boobs in a mirror.
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 05:17 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:16 PM (0LHZx)
.44 Magnum?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:17 PM (XmQBO)
In fairness, it comes easy to all of us. The difference is what triggers it.
Posted by: toby928(C) is in a foul mood, again at April 17, 2015 05:17 PM (evdj2)
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Zombie, you know the Moron Horde very well. Pics or.........
Posted by: Old Blue at April 17, 2015 05:18 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:16 PM (0LHZx)
Ok folks, this really should only take about 10 minutes to crowd source the evidence to the contrary.
Don't go back in the threads any further than say, oh, Valentine's Day.
That ought to fill a book alone.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:18 PM (V+kmg)
Sergeant if a frogs asshole is water-tight how can you PT it into sucking buttermilk?
Posted by: A Wisely unasked question at April 17, 2015 05:18 PM (DL2i+)
YAY!!!!
Good to see you here EC
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:16 PM (XmQBO)
This job thing has seriously impacted my commenter side hobby. I have only been commenting a few times a week now. I'll never beat my #4 Top Commenter in 2012 ranking again!
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 05:18 PM (cJ1t+)
I don't care if it's Hillary.
It won't be, so no worries there.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier
It occurred to me today that she may actually agree with you. So why run? Because she's still pissed that the Dems denied her the nom in "her year", and she's going to put a torpedo in their electoral chances out of pure spite.
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 05:18 PM (LAe3v)
This was the perfect opportunity to demonstrate this. Did 12 Christians get on a boat with 100 percent jihadis? I don't think so.
Posted by: Golfman
We couldn't help the Christians. We were too busy riding our unicorns to a good vegan restaurant.
Posted by: Moderate Muslims at April 17, 2015 05:18 PM (GuwT9)
http://goo.gl/6kVvtp
Posted by: maddogg
I've seen better boobs in a mirror.
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 05:17 PM (K4YiS)
zombie's right.
Posted by: zombie's mirror at April 17, 2015 05:18 PM (5h4fe)
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 05:17 PM (K4YiS)
We said "bewbs" not "mewbs"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:19 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 05:19 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 05:17 PM (K4YiS)
We said "bewbs" not "mewbs"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:19 PM (V+kmg)
Maybe it was a ceiling mirror.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 05:19 PM (2Ojst)
--------
Zombie, you know the Moron Horde very well. Pics or.........
Posted by: Old Blue
I didn't specify where that mirror was exactly, did I?
In fact, it was attached to the end of a stick that I put under the door of the girls' locker room.
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 05:20 PM (K4YiS)
And Hindus have killed for their religion as have Taoists as have members of every religion.
Muslims just do it a lot more often. But don't pretend like they're the only ones who do it. All religions are fucked up. Muslims are fucked up cubed.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:20 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: The Magical Negro at April 17, 2015 05:20 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: EC at April 17, 2015 05:18 PM (cJ1t+)
Never say never.
A week ago the spousal unit asked me about my commenting. I told her, no worries I won't be in top 10. I was 1st. Yikes
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:20 PM (XmQBO)
The Leftist and Islamic ideologies are similar in how they regard Other.
If you're not of The Body, you are Lesser. Your opinion, your vote, your rights, your life means less. When push comes to shove, it's okay to snuff you out for the greater good.
Like I said, some people just aren't programmed to coexist.
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at April 17, 2015 05:20 PM (MTL4M)
Get off the cross we need the wood.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:14 PM (x3YFz)
THAT one goes into the files!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:20 PM (St6BJ)
yeah.... if we are looking for that perfect Million dollar body???
Well...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m994p72
Links to a tumbler... very NSFW
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 17, 2015 05:21 PM (qh617)
Posted by: zombie's mirror at April 17, 2015 05:21 PM (5h4fe)
Posted by: A Wisely unasked question at April 17, 2015 05:18 PM (DL2i+)
Had to go to the Army's version of "how to teach" school before I could get on the podium.
There I learned that when you ask for questions you always say, "Are there any questions on any of the material I have just covered?"
Because if you say, "Are there any questions?" you will invariably get something like, "Sir? Is pre-marital sex immoral?"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:21 PM (V+kmg)
I wouldn't be so sure. There is a lot of unrest in Italy these days because the economy blows and they have been letting eastern Europeans come into the country in droves. I don't think there is a big appetite for taking in boatloads of immigrants from Africa with zero skills to suck at the ever drying teat.
Besides, as the article noted, they've already arrested 15 suspected in the killings.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 05:21 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:16 PM (0LHZx)
This from the prick who accused people who oppose gay marriage would be high fiving him if he hated gays.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 05:21 PM (P7ulB)
You can pixelate for anonymity.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 17, 2015 05:21 PM (l2Gqi)
There's killing in the name of religion and a religion that specifically impels you to kill those not of the faith.
Am I clear on this?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:22 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 05:22 PM (2Ojst)
Nothing will happen to them. They are not an American student. If they get prosecuted, they will get a slap on the hand and then the HRC will rule that they cant be sent back and they will just have to be provided fee housing and food.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 17, 2015 05:22 PM (iQIUe)
The moobs of zombie are before you
All the live long day
The moobs of zombie are before you
You cannot get away
Do not think you can escape them
From night, till early in the morn
The moobs of zombie are before you
Till Gabriel blows his horn!
Ugh, now I feel dirty debasing a great song. *runs to get a shower and hide from zombie.*
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Monastic Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 05:23 PM (YI+0n)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:16 PM (0LHZx)
This from the prick who accused people who oppose gay marriage would be high fiving him if he hated gays.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 05:21 PM (P7ulB)
____________
How does that prove I hate Christians exactly? I think Christianity is silly and a little strange. But to say I hate its members is a stretch.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:23 PM (0LHZx)
Schmuck? You are a gentle soul today?
Feeling better?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:23 PM (XmQBO)
you and I still have an unfought fight comin.
i don't forget.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:23 PM (x3YFz)
i don't forget.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:23 PM (x3YFz)
Whatev
Wear kevlar.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:24 PM (V+kmg)
Some folks that found life miserable and unsustainable in Africa get into a boat to emmigrate to Europe. They have a new life of justice and prosperity and tolerance just waiting for them. But they decide to murder some infidels on the way to their new life.
Fucking idiots.
Don't quite have the pioneer spirit, do they?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 17, 2015 05:24 PM (V70Uh)
Haven't seen Hitchcock's "Lifeboat" in ages.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
where everyone finally had a gutfull and shelved civilization briefly to beat the fanatic to death. hmm.
Posted by: X at April 17, 2015 05:24 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: zombie's mirror
It is a standard English idiom to say "in the mirror" when referring to a reflection of oneself, but "in a mirror" when referring to any random mirror.
"When I looked in the mirror this morning I saw someone who needed a hangover cure" is a totally different sentence from "When I looked in a mirror this morning I saw someone who needed a hangover cure."
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 05:24 PM (K4YiS)
Who is that? I, um, need it for research.
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 05:24 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (St6BJ)
Careful, JJ, Buzzion might accuse you of being a "Racist"
Posted by: The Magical Negro at April 17, 2015 05:25 PM (0FSuD)
Schmuck? You are a gentle soul today?
Feeling better?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:23 PM (XmQBO)
Why waste my Alien stomach acid on a "hey-I'm-just-asking-questions" pea brain?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:25 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 05:25 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: The Magical Negro at April 17, 2015 05:25 PM (0FSuD)
The dread of every kid at summer camp.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:25 PM (St6BJ)
I just sort of assumed you had a mirrored ceiling, 'cause you know, California. *snicker*
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 05:25 PM (ZKzrr)
All that said ... I really, really do think we're heading for a Time of Choosing. Maybe I'm nuts, but that's how I see it.
When Christians start gunning up ... I'm gunning up with them.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2015 05:26 PM (phyXb)
Who is that? I, um, need it for research.
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 05:24 PM (LAe3v)
Various.... very hot Russians apparently... but better bodies IMO than most of the so called Super Star models...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 17, 2015 05:26 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:26 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: Spectating the Absurd at April 17, 2015 05:26 PM (+N4NM)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 17, 2015 05:26 PM (9iR5/)
Haven't seen Hitchcock's "Lifeboat" in ages.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
where everyone finally had a gutfull and shelved civilization briefly to beat the fanatic to death. hmm.
Posted by: X at April 17, 2015 05:24 PM (n5fTN)
Oh the metaphors in that picture. It was good. And Tallulah Bankhead was probably schtupping John Hodiak between every friggin take, I'd wager.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:27 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:05 PM (0LHZx)
How does that prove I hate Christians exactly? I think Christianity is silly and a little strange. But to say I hate its members is a stretch.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:23 PM (0LHZx)
*****
I haven't seen this much tap dancing since Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly did "Singing in the Rain"
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 17, 2015 05:27 PM (NeFrd)
FU
Posted by: The Magical Negro at April 17, 2015 05:27 PM (0FSuD)
The one with writing all over her stood out. I'll never understand taking a can of spray paint to the Mona Lisa.
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 05:27 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2015 05:27 PM (XmQBO)
Kadaffy had to be made dead, but I can't remember what that was either.
Pan Am flight 103 Lockerbie
Posted by: kj at April 17, 2015 05:27 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2015 05:27 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2015 05:26 PM (phyXb)
As a Jew, I'd say that that is a wise choice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:27 PM (St6BJ)
think Christianity is silly and a little strange. But to say I hate its
members is a stretch.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:23 PM (0LHZx)
lamest shit I've read this week.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:28 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2015 05:26 PM (phyXb)
Bingo... I'm not a Christian (although not an atheist)...
But I will side with them for one very simple reason... they will not kill me for not believing as they do...
Moslems, are a totally different story.
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 17, 2015 05:28 PM (qh617)
How do you make money being this stupid? You accused people of being gay haters for their opposition to SSM and then whine that people are accusing you of hating Christians because of your negative statements. You probably don't see the problem.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 05:28 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 17, 2015 05:28 PM (V70Uh)
FU
Posted by: The Magical Negro at April 17, 2015 05:27 PM (0FSuD)
Don't remember a lot of Christians praising him either.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 05:28 PM (XmQBO)
Yeah? What about bears fans?
Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 17, 2015 05:28 PM (3sozU)
FU
Posted by: The Magical Negro at April 17, 2015 05:27 PM (0FSuD)
And 21 more tomorrow, and tomorrow and tomorrow.
That Shakespeare. He wrote some nice words.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:28 PM (St6BJ)
On the topic of your problem, did you rule out Crohn"s?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 17, 2015 05:28 PM (V70Uh)
Say, WHAT?????
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:29 PM (St6BJ)
Stalin - 40 million killed
Hitler - 30 million killed
Christians got some serious catching up to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 05:29 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:30 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Golfman at April 17, 2015 05:30 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:30 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Who knew Parsi was spoken at the HQ?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 05:30 PM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 17, 2015 05:30 PM (V70Uh)
*Gets out of shower and gets set upon by East Texas ranchamazonsfor very much non-happy fun purposes. Shotguns, rifle butts, and pistol whips are used to exact a horrible punishment for screwing with the "Eyes of Texas" song*
OUCH. OUCH.
On a more serious note, will be praying for the martyrs and their families.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 05:30 PM (k8xvx)
Muslims just do it a lot more often. But don't pretend like they're the only ones who do it. All religions are fucked up. Muslims are fucked up cubed.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2015 05:20 PM (0LHZx)
******************************
Moo, it's simplistic to draw such an equivalence. Christianity has always been reformable since it exhorts a standard of behavior that is so high, no one can live up to it.
Islam OTOH is like Marxism. It encourages people to live down to their worst impulses. It causes their adherents to think of them as virtues. Thereis no equivalence between the two religions.
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM (xkSSa)
Stalin - 40 million killed
Hitler - 30 million killed
Christians got some serious catching up to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 05:29 PM (g1DWB)
In that body count is in less than 100 years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:30 PM (St6BJ)
You like that?
Don't buy now. Wait until next week when it goes on sale.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 05:27 PM (LAe3v)
Yeah.... its kinda like the Women and Tattoos thing.... I just don't get it...
Its like putting graffiti on the Sistine Chapel...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 17, 2015 05:27 PM (NeFrd)
Fred wasn't in Singing in the Rain. Here's some Fred in a homophobic movie.
http://tinyurl.com/l4pcvwh
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: JackStraw
How many deaths by jello mold do you think Billy Graham alone is responsible for?
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM (LAe3v)
That's Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Posted by: havildar-major at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM (hQNwa)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM (6n332)
Islam is not a religion.
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at April 17, 2015 05:32 PM (MTL4M)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 17, 2015 05:30 PM (V70Uh)
I know what it is but I seriously doubt I have it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:32 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Hitler's body count took only about a decade.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 17, 2015 05:32 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM (LAe3v)
Trick question. That only kills the soul, not the body.
But....70-80 million souls I'd say.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:32 PM (V+kmg)
That's Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Posted by: havildar-major at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM (hQNwa)
Bernie Koppel as the "Siegfried." And Ted Lange as the token bartender.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:33 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 17, 2015 05:33 PM (NeFrd)
So, when is the AoShq Shakespeare Festival this year? One play are we doing and when are the auditions? We cd start with which of you guys look good in tights.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 17, 2015 05:33 PM (iQIUe)
@202
I think I am far less concerned about Billy Graham than I am the LCA and ELCA when it comes to jello molds and *gulp* Green Bean Casserole. Especially worrisome are the LCMS folks.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 05:33 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Rev Al at April 17, 2015 05:34 PM (GuwT9)
Wear kevlar.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:24 PM (V+kmg)
silly pup. Never mind.
I'd bet the rent my training wouldn't even require kevlar.
by you taking bait? you don't call people out on a physical level online.
So you already lost.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:34 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: kj at April 17, 2015 05:34 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at April 17, 2015 05:34 PM (MTL4M)
Posted by: Marie Harf at April 17, 2015 05:34 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2015 05:34 PM (0FSuD)
Don't buy now. Wait until next week when it goes on sale.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM (V+kmg)
"Like" as in the Brooklyn definition of the word or woid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:34 PM (St6BJ)
So you already lost.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:34 PM (x3YFz)
God, you're such a fucking tool
Internet tough guy.
'You mad, bro?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:34 PM (V+kmg)
Noted.
I learn so much at the HQ.
I was turned off by English by my racist 11th grade teacher
Wish I knew now what I knew then. I'd be rich.
Posted by: Golfman at April 17, 2015 05:34 PM (48QDY)
****
It's like putting A-1 sauce on a prime NY strip.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 17, 2015 05:35 PM (NeFrd)
So, when is the AoShq Shakespeare Festival this year? One play are we doing and when are the auditions? We cd start with which of you guys look good in tights.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 17, 2015 05:33 PM (iQIUe)
I will not wear a cod-piece. Or a moo moo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:35 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2015 05:35 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Lena Dunham as the inflatable raft
Posted by: X at April 17, 2015 05:36 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine
If they get centrifuges, they'll have tater-tot casserole in less then 10 years.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 17, 2015 05:36 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM (6n332)
Wonder what's in the code of conduct for faculty at Wake Forest?
I know my wife would lose her job.
Posted by: Golfman at April 17, 2015 05:36 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: X at April 17, 2015 05:36 PM
You're going to have to pay people a lot of money to get in Lena Dunham. Just sayin'...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2015 05:37 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: X at April 17, 2015 05:36 PM
You're going to have to pay people a lot of money to get in Lena Dunham. Just sayin'...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2015 05:37 PM (h4vJk)
You're gonna need a bigger boat . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:38 PM (St6BJ)
The difference is that Christians are not killing others for their beliefs. There is no gulf deeper than the divide between Christians, who worship God incarnate, and Muslims, who worship satan by the name of Allah. There can be no understanding whatsoever between the two.
And it is the misunderstanding of this gulf that has led us to where we are now. There was no such equivocating during the Crusades, or at Lepanto, but hey, we are soooo much smarter now....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2015 05:38 PM (+YMhA)
@226
*shudders and accepts being rifle-butted unconscious by the East Texas amazons society to avoid contemplating such a thing*
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 05:38 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2015 05:38 PM (XmQBO)
First the muzzies are after the Christians, but after that, be sure they will be throwing off boats the fags and the poo poos who love the fags so much.
That is the only muslim action I would not stop or disapprove.
STill we are talking about retards with IQ levels beneath zero, so while they are thrown off a tower they will at least be happy those pesky Christians didn't win!!!
bye bye pooh pooh
Posted by: fromabroad at April 17, 2015 05:38 PM (rnV3B)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at April 17, 2015 05:38 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 05:38 PM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 05:39 PM (k8xvx)
Like, maybe an island in the area might have been associated with them at one time.
That would be neat.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 17, 2015 05:39 PM (xSCb6)
ELCA when it comes to jello molds and *gulp* Green Bean Casserole.
Where's my mandoline? I'm starting to feel a little radicalized.
The church I was baptized at was broken into last week; after they finished trashing the place and stealing the electronics, they ate the communion wafers. Burglary, I can understand; easier to make a living in Chicago that way than to learn to read and get a job. The wafer thing, OTOH, makes me think of ACT UP and assorted progg thuggery.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 05:39 PM (ZKzrr)
>>That is the only muslim action I would not stop or disapprove.
Then you are no better than they are.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 05:40 PM (g1DWB)
--------------------
Hey Melissa, one word: Fire
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 17, 2015 05:40 PM (XmQBO)
So, when is the AoShq Shakespeare Festival this year? One play are we doing and when are the auditions? We cd start with which of you guys look good in tights.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 17, 2015 05:33 PM (iQIUe)
I will not wear a cod-piece. Or a moo moo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:35 PM (St6BJ)
And for the Hordes entertainment... we submit that this year???? Shakeyspear's Classic...
The Taming of the Moo Moo...
The tale starts with an Objectionable.... nay, downright heinous person, who is constantly shrewish to others... and the families (hordes) attempt to marry him off to another blog...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 17, 2015 05:40 PM (qh617)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 17, 2015 05:40 PM (l2Gqi)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 17, 2015 05:41 PM (NeFrd)
Charlie Hedbo should do a cartoon of this!
It would of course end up as a cartoon of mohammed and the pope in a lifeboat, stoning a queer.
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at April 17, 2015 05:41 PM (MTL4M)
So people like Obama and Rubio not only try to increase illegal immigration here at home, but they already succeeded in Europe. Due to their deranged Libya adventure, they re coresponsible for this state of affairs, increased death tolls included.
Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 17, 2015 05:42 PM (c/PmK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2015 05:42 PM (XmQBO)
Maybe it's the beer.
But that shit ain't right. And I like to think I'd fucking sink the entire raft before going down.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2015 05:42 PM (phyXb)
Internet tough guy.
'You mad, bro?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:34 PM (V+kmg)
what's the first rule of holes?
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:42 PM (x3YFz)
Islam is not a religion.
-------------------------
Again, it's a barbarian, 7th century Death Cult.
The first politician that states this publicly gets my full and unconditional support. As well as every spare nickel I can beg, steal or borrow.
I don't care if it's Jeb.
But, I repeat myself...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 17, 2015 05:42 PM (b90XL)
I want a Walmart Parking Lot brawl. Are you up for it, pikeys?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 17, 2015 05:42 PM (iQIUe)
@238
GAAAH, a Lutheran!
*hides behind an e-tree* Your church...isn't Missouri Synod, is it?
(In all honesty, I' AG/Vineyard by denomination, but I grew up quasi Lutheran and still go to Lutheran churches on Good Friday because for some reason I feel that the Lutherans are the protestant denomination that really get the point of observing that day.)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 05:42 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 17, 2015 05:42 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 17, 2015 05:42 PM (xSCb6)
Did you note his "concern"?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:43 PM (V+kmg)
Like, maybe an island in the area might have been associated with them at one time.
That would be neat.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 17, 2015 05:39 PM (xSCb6)
Hungary, and later the Holy Roman Empire...
Societas Draconistarum, or the Order of the Dragon...
And bonus points, they were never excommunicated...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 17, 2015 05:43 PM (qh617)
Yep this poster is a Westboro clone when it comes to gays.
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 05:44 PM (P7ulB)
I laughed.
Because dinghy.
Dinghy jokes always bring the house down.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 17, 2015 05:44 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: kj at April 17, 2015 05:44 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:42 PM (x3YFz)
Look out for spitting Lizards?
Posted by: Guy who just watched the Movie, Holes at April 17, 2015 05:45 PM (qh617)
Pope Francis mentioned the Armenian Genocide.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 17, 2015 05:46 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 17, 2015 05:46 PM (Bn6aD)
all I wanted to do was continue our fight/debate from yesterday.
I thought we'd have a deccnt discussion but then you went "kevlar" on me
Didn't expect you to lose your shit like that but, hey... everyone has a bad day, but ya just keep pushing buttons.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:46 PM (x3YFz)
There. FIFY.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 17, 2015 05:46 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:42 PM (x3YFz)
Look out for spitting Lizards?
Posted by: Guy who just watched the Movie, Holes
I thought spitting lizards were supposed to go in holes.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 17, 2015 05:46 PM (GuwT9)
HR - Did you see the piece about the two churches vandalized in NC?
Read it at some smart military blog...no graffiti at this one, just generalized assholery.
Your church...isn't Missouri Synod, is it?
LCMS told me I was going to Hell because I left college with an engineering degree but no wedding ring. I don't go to church much anymore; ELCA is a little too New Age rainbows and Buddha for me.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 05:46 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Sphynx at April 17, 2015 05:46 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 17, 2015 05:46 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: People Corp at April 17, 2015 05:46 PM (TzeLs)
American Press
(Not even refugees fleeing the results of the Magic Negroes disastrous foreign efforts).
Posted by: se pa moron at April 17, 2015 05:46 PM (xQX/f)
Remember that soldier found dead on his lawn and they thought he had ebola? It was pot:
http://goo.gl/jopprv
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 17, 2015 05:46 PM (iQIUe)
My superiority to the gheys, their moo moo groupies and the muzzies is already proven, your opinion is irrelevant.
You are also doing a great disservice since it is only fair that they are left at their destiny since they have spent their whole existence harassing Christians in the worst possible manner.
Again, a teaching lesson would be good for people intelligent enough to understand, but we are talking about faggot brains and their groupies here, their brain is clogged and unresponsive. So let DARWINISM take its course.
As I said, my money is on the Chinese/Russians.
Posted by: fromabroad at April 17, 2015 05:47 PM (rnV3B)
dang!
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 17, 2015 05:47 PM (l2Gqi)
So this Pope finally got something right eh?
He's still Leftist tool though.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 17, 2015 05:48 PM (xSCb6)
It's almost like pot really isn't safer than beer.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 05:48 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at April 17, 2015 05:41 PM (MTL4M)
That is positively offensive on every level. In what world has the Catholic Church ever said they want to kill homosexuals?
Ever heard the term: Love the sinner but hate the sin?
Catholics want homosexuals to go to heaven, and know they can't get there by ignoring the revelations in the Bible concerning fornication with the same sex. This is NOT the same as wanting them dead.
Enough with the Catholic bashing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2015 05:48 PM (+YMhA)
You read too much into things. You've lost your shit before on other posters in the past the same way .
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 05:48 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 17, 2015 05:46 PM (1CroS)
****
You're right. That is funny.
Plus, it rhymes with 'thingy'.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 17, 2015 05:48 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: fromabroad at April 17, 2015 05:47 PM (rnV3B)
Remember, all trolls are Average Joe. Who, as memory serves, sucks cocks by choice.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:48 PM (V+kmg)
He's still Leftist tool though.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 17, 2015 05:48 PM (xSCb6)
I take the long view. The old ladies at my church do too. They will tell you: Priests come and priests go, but this is my Church, and I will still be here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2015 05:49 PM (+YMhA)
exactly, especially since he is a great supporter of the 'morality by majority'. I am sure the majority here wants to throw him overboard so it is within the limits of his preferred democratic method to execute it.
Posted by: fromabroad at April 17, 2015 05:49 PM (rnV3B)
In the world inside Dan Savage's head.
Hey, has anyone ever seen that dickhead and our chronic pest in the same room?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 17, 2015 05:49 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 17, 2015 05:49 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:50 PM (St6BJ)
Calling all corgis!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2015 05:50 PM (St6BJ)
that includes you and moo moo of course.
Posted by: fromabroad at April 17, 2015 05:51 PM (rnV3B)
One of the most constant themes in writing, and in history, has been Man's inhumanity to Man. The religion of pieces is taking that to a whole new level. It does not bode well for civilization.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 17, 2015 05:51 PM (9iR5/)
In? Out? At this point, what does it matter?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2015 05:51 PM (8Fqe6)
Posted by: kj at April 17, 2015 05:51 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2015 05:51 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at April 17, 2015 05:51 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 17, 2015 05:48 PM (P7ulB)
what are you my fairy godmother? This isn't your fight stay the fuck out of it.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:53 PM (x3YFz)
Quite true that my opinion is irrelevant to anyone but me just as your belief that you are superior to anyone is also irrelevant to anyone but you.
But in my opinion, anyone, including you, that wishes death on another person simply because their beliefs are different from mine is morally bankrupt. I may not be as intelligent as you, I highly doubt that but again, irrelevant, but at least I seem to possess some basic humanity you lack.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2015 05:53 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2015 05:54 PM (0FSuD)
Definitely a retard, by any standard.
My money is still on the Russians/Chinese and not on some 'conservative' american idiots who spend their time shooting a messenger and ignore the root cause.
Posted by: fromabroad at April 17, 2015 05:54 PM (rnV3B)
Wow, that's pretty much traditions of men there. I am sorry to hear that. A number of other denims have their own issues but wow, that's taking things far for them to tell you that. Don't recall the scriptural basis for it either.
Vineyards a pretty solid group. More disorganized than the Lutherans but not so much about Buddha and New Age. They have a lot of good brokenness outreach too, which I don't see in a lot of traditional denominations.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Monastic Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 05:54 PM (hmQna)
If it happened every few days, the problem would quickly disappear. I'd be sinking these ships on sight, and taking no survivors. But that's not the way things are done in Europe now. I expect Pope Shitty will be inviting the filthy brutes to Rome so he can wash their feet.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 17, 2015 05:54 PM (VBbCO)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier
I grew up in the ELCA. It makes me very sad with their embrace of many things Progressive. I too do not go to the Church anymore, because it makes me feel somewhat uncomfortable at times. It has now embraced things which are counter to the core beliefs and original doctrines.
To be "popular", of course.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 17, 2015 05:55 PM (RFeQD)
It would be interesting to say the least, which group would be better off after just 5 years.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 05:59 PM (91eZY)
Posted by: X at April 17, 2015 06:00 PM (n5fTN)
@235
Fluke Industries sells luxury yachts.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 05:39 PM (k8xvx)
Supertankers.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2015 06:01 PM (2Ojst)
Aircraft carriers
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Monastic Plush Porcupine at April 17, 2015 06:02 PM (hmQna)
bla bla bla, you want an award for your speech?
so you can keep your moral superiority, your faggot marriage, your fags groupies, your illegal muslim immigrants that throw overboard Christians.
I keep my Darwinism, my Russians, my Chinese and we will decide to gladly throw overboard everybody else. It is basic survival. When cohabitation is not possible (and NOT because of the Christians!) it will be a matter of us vs them.
I know I want to stay not only on the winning side, but on the LIVING side.
On a side note Putin was the ONLY world leader who supported the pope in his comment of the Armenian Genocide.
Putin being Orthodox Christian does not need to agree with the pope. But he was the fucking only one of all world leaders to say something.
But you prefer to hang around with the gheys and the moo moos.
I do not usually question stupidity. I take it as it is.
And my predictions aren't a matter of IF, they are a matter of WHEN. It is known history that whenever muslim reach 12-20% of population, Christians will suffer tremendously, but be sure that even atheists and homosexuals will perish.
This is not me being 'nasty' as some delicate soul here keeps on saying. It is a simple forecast. And I am not displeased a bit that whoever decided to marginalize Christians all their lives is caught up by Karma.
Posted by: fromabroad at April 17, 2015 06:02 PM (rnV3B)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 05:59 PM (91eZY)
**************************
I've often wondered how much better off Mexico would be if it had been founded by the Germans instead of the Conquistadors.
Posted by: Chuck Norris at April 17, 2015 06:03 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 17, 2015 05:31 PM
Yes. It's kinda ironic that leftists that advocate bigger govt and more taxes don't pay their own. I'm looking at you too Al.
Posted by: Farmer at April 17, 2015 06:05 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: X at April 17, 2015 06:13 PM (n5fTN)
"I've often wondered how much better off Mexico would be if it had
been founded by the Germans instead of the Conquistadors."
They'd be like Argentina and Paraguay.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 17, 2015 06:14 PM (JBQXf)
Sean Bannion threatened me with "wear kevlar" now why would he say that? because he's looking to shoot me.
This is un. fucking. acceptable. and cruzinator can stow his shit.
I've never threatened anyone here. Ever.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 06:15 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 06:16 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 17, 2015 06:17 PM (YvN+i)
BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING!!!!
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 06:19 PM (V+kmg)
say that? because he's looking to shoot me."
More precicely, he's looking to shoot you with kevlar piercing bullets.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 17, 2015 06:19 PM (JBQXf)
Stupid til the end. I bet if we could contact him in the afterworld he'd still be stupid.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at April 17, 2015 06:21 PM (UiSzF)
BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING!!!!
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 06:19 PM (V+kmg)
quick prto tip on how to get banned: sock a regular.
not my hash
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 06:27 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 06:16 PM (V+kmg)
got irc? let's take this offline and quit bothering others with it. We'll just work it out, me and you.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 06:31 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: hookedonteledildonics at April 17, 2015 06:32 PM (uKs7A)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 06:34 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 06:35 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2015 06:38 PM (9BRsg)
They don't want to live in Italy. Once they get in the eu, they can travel more or less freely. So they go north where the welfare is more generous
Posted by: Mynewhandle at April 17, 2015 04:58 PM (WL/ot)
Although, there supposedly is a directive that the Muslims seek to conquer Rome...
Posted by: Hikaru at April 17, 2015 06:41 PM (FrHC0)
Posted by: Vendette at April 17, 2015 06:42 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2015 06:38 PM (9BRsg)
I got nothin
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 06:42 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Vendette at April 17, 2015 06:47 PM (TEpA2)
I'm gonna leave you to that and press on. Have other things to do.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 06:49 PM (x3YFz)
And Y-not, I'll add that in yesterday's thread Bannion did not threaten or say that he wanted to fight T9.
Posted by: Vendette at April 17, 2015 06:47 PPosted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 05:23 PM (x3YFz)
Whatev
Wear kevlar.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:24 PM (V+kmg)
M (TEpA2)
Do I need to explain it?
Posted by: TangoNine at April 17, 2015 06:52 PM (x3YFz)
This thread is crying out for a cartoon:
http://tinyurl.com/o3j4bd4
Pray for the conversion of Muslims
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2015 06:56 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Vendette at April 17, 2015 06:58 PM (TEpA2)
@323: "Wear kevlar.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2015 05:24 PM (V+kmg)
M (TEpA2)
Do I need to explain it?"
Sounds like sartorial advice to me.
Posted by: Ralph Lauren at April 17, 2015 07:14 PM (amQXf)
Now that's a fact, Jack!
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at April 17, 2015 07:15 PM (UiSzF)
Posted by: puddleglum at April 17, 2015 07:16 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: toby928(C) whom we shall call 'Toby' for purposes of publication at April 17, 2015 07:32 PM (rwI+c)
gratification. Turn them around and tow them back to whatever s***hole
they just left.
Posted by: pep at April 17, 2015 04:56 PM (LAe3v)
Yep. And then sink them. Or spray the ship with Ebola virus and punt the goatfuckers ashore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2015 07:32 PM (zBx8A)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 17, 2015 09:12 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 17, 2015 10:02 PM (39g3+)
Hmmm...
I suspect the more sensitive devout (and coincidentally, violent) muslims might have valued washing their feet than conserving drinking water.
...dots connected.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 17, 2015 10:16 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Rana at April 18, 2015 02:31 PM (uFm1t)
No.. not really. Because it never happens. It only happens in the fairytale land of leftists like Obama.
Can it begin soon though? I mean, fighting back is a survival instinct yes? The biggest threat to human kind is every single one of these Islamic pieces of shite.
It's like being in a relationship where your other half constantly accuses you of cheating but you never have. There will come a time when one says fuck it and commence to doing the things being accused of. Might as well be productive while being accused no matter what.
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