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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | ISIS On Verge of Capturing Strategically Critical City of Ramadi, After Launching Attack that Surprised ObamaBoy these JV guys are pretty good. In a couple of years, once they've had some seasoning, they could make the States. The "No Drama Obama" policy of denigrating threats and blowing off major events continues infecting the rest of the government -- probably because Obama has filled the high ranks of government with ideological zealots and incompetents like himself. The US military talks up this siege as if it's a minor skirmish with, yes, the JV. A key Iraqi city is being threatened by the terror group. But reports that Ramadi is about to fall? Overblown, defense officials say. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: mallfly at April 15, 2015 05:04 PM (qSIlh) 2
yaaay
and headline at weaselzippers: Chipotle Manager: Hillary Clinton Didn't Leave Anything In Tip Jar Posted by: mallfly at April 15, 2015 05:05 PM (qSIlh) 3
They surprised him by not waiting until he got off the golf court.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 05:05 PM (wlDny) 4
oh, just me?
Posted by: mallfly at April 15, 2015 05:05 PM (qSIlh) 5
But that was yesterday,
And yesterday's gone.... Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 15, 2015 05:05 PM (iuQS7) 6
"A defense official"
Sounds like Tommy Vietor got himself a new job. Defense of Obama's ass, certainly not defense of the USA. Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2015 05:07 PM (o+SC1) Posted by: Marmo at April 15, 2015 05:07 PM (QW+AD) 8
Maybe Obama is just trying to let everyone in the Middle East to kill each other.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 15, 2015 05:07 PM (i55o+) 9
The US military talks up this siege as if it's a minor skirmish with, yes, the JV
He has purged the military of any senior people who don't worship him and believe in a military full of cockgobblers and carpet chewers. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 05:07 PM (wlDny) 10
Maybe Obama is just trying to let everyone in the Middle East kill each other.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 15, 2015 05:08 PM (i55o+) Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 05:08 PM (H1DmM) 12
I wish we could go back to the bad old days when the msm actually reported on what was happening in the middle east. We haven't had a grim milestone or a quagmire in years.
Now we just have a bunch of JV guys completely taking over the entire region in a surprising fashion. Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 05:08 PM (g1DWB) Posted by: Barrack the Mighty and Powerful at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (9VLhN) 14
Talk about punching above their weight, these JV VagISIL thugs are certainly doing it.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (49rjL) 15
Unexpected!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (h4vJk) 16
I'm sure he's on the phone w/Iran to see if they can handle this one.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (2TN4k) 17
"As of yesterday, Ramadi wasn't about to fall..."
"As of yesterday , Aaron Hernandez was innocent." Posted by: JoeF. at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (dfP6u) 18
They're going for a varsity letter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (W5DcG) Posted by: Presidential Committee on Important Stuff at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (S8aM1) 20
ISIS On Verge of Capturing Strategically Critical City of Ramadi, After Launching Attack that Surprised Obama
- No, no. They're falling into Obama's trap. Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (XUKZU) 21
These rapid-fire posts sure make it difficult to switch back and forth between racism and sexism.
Posted by: flounder at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (ecDRv) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (St6BJ) 23
@17 - yeah, but I'd bet the ISIS crew doesn't have as many tats.
Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2015 05:10 PM (o+SC1) Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 05:10 PM (2TN4k) 25
And now he's reading about it in the paper.
Oh, and ISIS is set up outside Juarez so the next headline will be "ISIS on Verge of Capturing El Paso". Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 05:10 PM (MYCIw) 26
If only there was a way to track the movement of enemy troops. Like, maybe a big camera in the sky. Maybe mounted on some kind of flying vehicle way up high. Heck, maybe even in space.
Posted by: Marmo at April 15, 2015 05:10 PM (QW+AD) 27
I doubt Obama is aware of this. It hasn't been on the news at all.
Posted by: Zombie Eva Peron at April 15, 2015 05:10 PM (LISuA) 28
Top men!!
Posted by: NCKate at April 15, 2015 05:10 PM (75Sso) 29
"My name is Obamamandias, King of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Posted by: Obamamandias at April 15, 2015 05:10 PM (NaV4z) 30
If a capital falls in Iraq and the state media doesn't report it, does it make a sound?
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 05:10 PM (evdj2) 31
A friend of mine was deployed to Ramadi, his company lost a few guys there. Good thing Barak saved us from the Irak war by pullin out Posted by: 'Murican at April 15, 2015 05:11 PM (q+zA9) 32
Obama is binge watching Star Wars today, and asked not to be bothered unless it was really important.
Posted by: MTF, Rebel Task Force Pilot at April 15, 2015 05:11 PM (LISuA) 33
Dien Ben Phu was a minor skirmish. Right.
The Battle of Bunker's Bunker during the Tet Offensive was minor, but the media well blew it up as a major defeat of the US. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 05:11 PM (49rjL) 34
Junior Varsity? So when do they jump to the Pros?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 05:12 PM (F2IAQ) 35
""As of yesterday, Ramadi was not about to fall," a defense official explained to The Daily Beast."
So, in other words, it has already fallen. Posted by: Null at April 15, 2015 05:12 PM (xjpRj) 36
That's not actually an explanation. That's an assertion.
They're two different things. There's not really anything we can do about it now, unless someone has a couple private divisions to donate. The current administration is objectively pro-chaos and anti-peace. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 15, 2015 05:12 PM (bLnSU) 37
But, don't worry, Congressman Castro is trying to get the Feds to pull Texas' troops off the border.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 05:13 PM (MYCIw) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 05:13 PM (St6BJ) 39
ISIS training camp just inside the Mexican border near El Paso. Wonder if they'll follow Pancho Villa's footprints and make a play for Columbus, NM?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2015 05:13 PM (4WhSY) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 05:13 PM (49rjL) Posted by: Golfman at April 15, 2015 05:14 PM (k+QpH) 42
If the city of Ramadi was truly in danger on being overrun by ISIS, it would be a devastating setback to those hoping that the terror group has been thrown back on its heels.
None of whom inhabit this Chicago Clown Car of an administration. In TFG's world, all is proceeding according to plan. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 05:14 PM (0HooB) 43
I hope there are good jobs available in Ramadi.
Posted by: Marie Harf at April 15, 2015 05:14 PM (OD2ni) 44
40 "Ramadi was not about to fall"
Wait a gosh darn minute. Baghdad Bob now works for the DoD? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 05:13 PM (49rjL) So that's Marie Harf's addadicktome name? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 05:14 PM (F2IAQ) 45
Oh, and ISIS is set up outside Juarez so the next headline will be "ISIS on Verge of Capturing El Paso".
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 05:10 PM (MYCIw) ================= Tell them to head west instead to Tijuana. California wont fight back when invaded and there are plenty of donkeys available to slake the urges of randy jihadis. Posted by: MTF, Rebel Task Force Pilot at April 15, 2015 05:14 PM (LISuA) 46
The anonymous skeptical defense official is right. As of yesterday, Ramadi was not about to fall. It will be about to fall by around Friday. Actual fall will be Saturday. Not about to fall at all...as of yesterday.
Posted by: noway at April 15, 2015 05:14 PM (gDesX) 47
@44 - no, 'Baghdad Bob' is the style of her haircut.
Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2015 05:15 PM (o+SC1) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 05:15 PM (St6BJ) 49
I guess shithead and the Pentagon are going to find out about the fall of Ramadi from CNN, the same way he has found out about everything else he fucked up.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 05:16 PM (eauMe) 50
"ISIS On Verge of Capturing Strategically Critical City of Ramadi"
I breathed a sigh of relief. I was actually expecting it to end with "...City of San Antonio." Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 15, 2015 05:16 PM (1CroS) 51
That Smart Diplomacy<TM> is really paying off. A little more "strategic patience" and the Muzz will be running Canada.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 05:16 PM (oKE6c) 52
"... it would be a devastating setback to those hoping that the terror group has been thrown back on its heels."
Thrown back on its heels by whom, exactly? Posted by: Marmo at April 15, 2015 05:16 PM (QW+AD) Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 05:16 PM (/kI1Q) 54
Ramadi is a fine example of the current administration anti-terror strategy at work. Like Yemen.
Posted by: TFG spokesscrunt Jen Psaki-Psak at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (LISuA) 55
"As of yesterday, Ramadi was not about to fall," a defense official explained to The Daily Beast
As of yesterday, the south was not about to fall" -R E. Lee at Appomattox As of yesterday, the Reich will stand for a thousand years- Adolf Hitler, April 29, 1945 As of yesterday, that Genghis Kahn guy was totes far away from Baghdad - Guy at the siege of Baghdad. Posted by: Jollyroger at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (t06LC) 56
@45 - Imperial County ought to look just about like home to them.
Someone just needs to give Twentynine Palms a heads up when they're traipsing across the fourteenth fairway at TPC West. Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (o+SC1) 57
"As of yesterday, Ramadi was not about to fall," a defense official explained to The Daily Beast.
Then I'm sure he wouldn't mind dropping in a Ramadi for a nice two week vacation, amirite? Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (oKE6c) 58
You know what we need? Fun Camp!!
Posted by: Hillary! at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (LISuA) 59
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So, burgers or pasta with a meat sauce? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 05:15 PM (St6BJ) Or as my father would say when confronted about what type of pie, a sliver of each please. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (F2IAQ) 60
Ace -- the video of the ISIS suicide car bomber would be a delicious addition to this thread. Fruity undertones, but a strong mid-air finish.
If you haven't seen it you must. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (xQX/f) 61
the tip jar at chipotle does perplex me.
Posted by: NCKate at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (75Sso) 62
Then I'm sure he wouldn't mind dropping in a Ramadi for a nice two week vacation, amirite? Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (oKE6c I believe there is a sweet golf course there. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 05:18 PM (F2IAQ) 63
I read recently ISIS is having problems because they have sh*tty doctors, but trying to recruit kafur doctors is hard because the crazies want to kill all the kafurs including their new doctors.... Sharia, what a clusterfook Posted by: 'Murican at April 15, 2015 05:18 PM (q+zA9) 64
I believe history will judge this to be all Bush's fault.
Posted by: TFG at April 15, 2015 05:18 PM (LISuA) 65
Kind of sounds like its in the process of falling if you believe this article posted about an hour ago.
http://tinyurl.com/nmqa5wo I'm not as bothered by the Obama incompetence, that's baked into the cake. What is really worrying me is that the military seems to be getting more political and less competent. Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 05:18 PM (g1DWB) Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 05:18 PM (eauMe) 67
Naturally, the next step in SCoaMF's leadership is to remove ISIS from the "terrorist list" and offer them nukes. Then they'll like us more and the nasty U.S. will be less of a hegemon.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 15, 2015 05:19 PM (1CroS) Posted by: Hillary R Clinton at April 15, 2015 05:19 PM (q+zA9) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 05:20 PM (0HooB) 70
59 Or as my father would say when confronted about what type of pie, a sliver of each please.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (F2IAQ) A wise man, yes. But for me it's an either/or type of deal. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 05:20 PM (St6BJ) 71
Ramadi? They weren't on my bracket.
Posted by: TFG at April 15, 2015 05:20 PM (LISuA) 72
Ramadi? No I stayed at the Hilton.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 15, 2015 05:21 PM (GuwT9) 73
Must be a lot of people who slander the prophet of Islam in Ramadi.
Posted by: flounder at April 15, 2015 05:21 PM (ecDRv) 74
"My name is Obamamandias, King of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" - You got it, big guy. Just don't ask me to celebrate. Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 05:21 PM (XUKZU) Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 05:21 PM (oKE6c) 76
IBD editorial last night had one that ISIS has set up camp miles from our border!
Posted by: Carol at April 15, 2015 05:21 PM (sj3Ax) 77
ISIS crosses border, Obama secures mosques
In a bold if expected move, the Obama Administration took swift action today in response to the ISIS incursions across the Southern Border. Speaking from the White House, Ms. Marie Harf outlined a new national initiative to provide increased security for all mosques and other places of Islamic worship. Posted by: Future Headline at April 15, 2015 05:22 PM (PXKj8) Posted by: The Silver girls dumbells at the Hilton at April 15, 2015 05:22 PM (q+zA9) 79
Someone should explain to the Mexicans if VagISIL gets control, there goes all their tequila.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 05:22 PM (49rjL) 80
reminds me of Cheech and Chong......... *knock knock knock...."Dave???? ....Dave's not here man...."
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at April 15, 2015 05:22 PM (uJK1E) 81
>>That Smart Diplomacy<TM> is really paying off. A little more "strategic patience" and the Muzz will be running Canada.
Forget about previous iterations: *Leading from behind *Don't do stupid shit *Just muscular enough to not be mocked *Hashtag diplomacy Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 05:23 PM (2TN4k) Posted by: The guy we keep seeing in the bunker at April 15, 2015 05:23 PM (L7qFk) 83
We will shortly issue a news release on our investigation of Hillary's! email server. And Senator Menendez is facing fresh charges.
Plenty of squirrels out there. Posted by: TFG spokesscrunt Jen Psaki-Psak at April 15, 2015 05:24 PM (LISuA) Posted by: The Silver girls dumbells at the Hilton at April 15, 2015 05:24 PM (q+zA9) 85
Will No One Give Them Jobs?????
Posted by: Marie Harf at April 15, 2015 05:25 PM (2TN4k) 86
Ramadi can't fall, silly.
It's a city with big buildings and streets and bunch of people walking around. duh. Posted by: Barry Oblivious at April 15, 2015 05:25 PM (S8aM1) 87
Remember, when Obame was confronted with reasons his principles won't work...he said it didn't matter because fairness.
So, he's fucking up the world, doesn't matter, it's fairness that's being helped. So, what fairness does he serve here? Duh, ending evil american overseas adverturism. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 15, 2015 05:25 PM (Uz6Si) 88
66 50,
If it were Juarez or Tijuana, would we be able to tell the difference? Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 05:18 PM (eauMe Detroit, Madison, Berkely? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 05:25 PM (F2IAQ) 89
mallfly: "Chipotle Manager: Hillary Clinton Didn't Leave Anything In Tip Jar"
The best I would've expected would be leaving a piece of paper saying, "Vote Can't blame her, though. She's poor and struggling with finances like the rest of us. She admitted it. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 15, 2015 05:26 PM (1CroS) Posted by: Hillary!, Now Down With Regular Folks at April 15, 2015 05:26 PM (i55o+) 91
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Depends what the Cartels see as a problem. If ISIS screws with the drug trade, we'll find them in a mass grave outside of Juarez. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 05:26 PM (eauMe) 92
You can understand the desire for anonymity. The statement he made was pretty clear-cut. It'll be embarrassing as hell when Ramadi actually falls.
Well, not for Barry. He's beyond embarrassment. That's a mortal's problem. Posted by: pep at April 15, 2015 05:26 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: Carol at April 15, 2015 05:27 PM (sj3Ax) 94
What's important here is that Christians get off their high horse and show a little bit more love.
And also, The Crusades!! Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at April 15, 2015 05:27 PM (2TN4k) 95
Can someone tell Marie Harf that if we nuked Iran and ISIS it would create a crapload of jobs for the islamist crazies to work rebuilding their calaphates...
Posted by: 'Murican at April 15, 2015 05:27 PM (q+zA9) 96
Looks like some competition for the Gold medal at the 2015 Southwest Asian War Games.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2015 05:27 PM (08Znv) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2015 05:28 PM (ecDRv) Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 05:28 PM (eauMe) 99
Someone should explain to the Mexicans if
VagISIL gets control, there goes all their tequila. I'm betting that The World's Most Interesting Man is going to get a lot more interesting. Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 05:28 PM (w+p4Z) 100
And also, The Crusades!!
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent And don't forget about what we did in Malaya. Posted by: The British at April 15, 2015 05:29 PM (GuwT9) 101
Why does everyone keep talking about ISIS? I'm putting.
Posted by: TFG, Emperor of All I See at April 15, 2015 05:29 PM (LISuA) 102
If it were Juarez or Tijuana, would we be able to tell the difference?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 05:18 PM (eauMe) I believe the BJ dollar goes farther in Juarez. Posted by: jwpaine at April 15, 2015 05:29 PM (i0pY0) 103
horrible
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 05:29 PM (zOTsN) 104
ISIS drove in some "average" Ramadis.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2015 05:29 PM (08Znv) 105
But some Pentagon officials were skeptical.
"As of yesterday, Ramadi was not about to fall," a defense official explained to The Daily Beast. I see Baghdad Bob found employment. Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 05:29 PM (cL79m) 106
Yeah Baghdad Bob now answers to the name Harf.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 05:30 PM (49rjL) 107
I'm starting to HATE vegetarians. Fuck calling them 'vegans' too. I'll call them vegetarians. Biggest assholes in the world. They're a nasty bunch of self-righteous knowitall vaginas. Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 05:30 PM (H1DmM) Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 05:30 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Preznit Barrycade at April 15, 2015 05:31 PM (S8aM1) 110
Oh, they're almost ready for the states, Ace. They have a training camp six miles from the border of Texas,, :^(
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 05:31 PM (DXzRD) 111
the ROE they have been given blinds their eyes and ties their hands they should get out of there before they get their heads cut off Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 05:31 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2015 05:32 PM (ODxAs) 113
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 05:30 PM (H1DmM) Q. How do you know if someon is a vegan/vegitarian? A. The'll tell you Fracking orthorexics, h8 those guys Posted by: 'Murican at April 15, 2015 05:32 PM (q+zA9) 114
ISIS sets up camp in our beloved southern neighbors yard..
Now who told me invasion of Mehico is irrational? Posted by: Coleman Stove at April 15, 2015 05:32 PM (/WmRg) 115
No worries folks. I've opened negotiations.
Posted by: Secretariat John Kerry-Ketchup, Lord of the Middle Earth at April 15, 2015 05:32 PM (LISuA) 116
Al-Steiner Will Komm.
Abdul Al-Steiner's army will save Rzmadi Posted by: The guy we keep seeing in the bunker at April 15, 2015 05:23 PM (L7qFk) Ah...Al-Streiner.... Posted by: Sweating general number one at April 15, 2015 05:32 PM (cL79m) 117
Sorry, where is it?
Main page in the sidebar. I did not know that jihadis celebrated the Fourth of July. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 05:33 PM (0HooB) 118
I think we need a new thread for #HillaryTips
Don't fry bacon in the nude. Don't iron in the nude. Never get involved in a ground war in Southeast Asia. Posted by: jwpaine at April 15, 2015 05:33 PM (i0pY0) 119
If you disagree with a vegetarian do you know what they'll say? You're a bully! That's how they shut you down -- cal you a bully. That's their racist! card. I'm pretty sure they 'report' all meat-eaters on youtube as "abusive" so youtube will suspend their accounts. Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 05:33 PM (H1DmM) Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 15, 2015 05:33 PM (wrS2o) 121
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No worries folks. I've opened negotiations. Posted by: Secretariat John Kerry-Ketchup, Lord of the Middle Earth at April 15, 2015 05:32 PM (LISuA) Oh shit! There goes Californistan. Posted by: flounder at April 15, 2015 05:33 PM (ecDRv) Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 05:34 PM (XUKZU) 123
Vegetarianism is a cult. Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 05:35 PM (H1DmM) 124
I'm pretty sure they 'report' all meat-eaters on youtube as "abusive" so youtube will suspend their accounts.
Then I have free reign. #NoYoutubeAccount Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 05:35 PM (w+p4Z) 125
Today, Ramadi. Tomorrow, El Paso.
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 05:35 PM (2cS/G) 126
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ISIS sets up camp in our beloved southern neighbors yard.. Now who told me invasion of Mehico is irrational? They're just doing the terrorist training that Americans won't do! Posted by: Corporate Cheap Foreign Labor Junkies at April 15, 2015 05:35 PM (S8aM1) Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2015 05:36 PM (08Znv) 128
If you disagree with a vegetarian do you know what they'll say? You're a bully! That's how they shut you down -- cal you a bully. That's their racist! card.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation We can't help bullying them. They're so weak and frail from malnourishment that a small child could bully them. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 15, 2015 05:36 PM (GuwT9) 129
Secretariat John Kerry-Ketchup, Lord of the Middle Earth: "No worries folks. I've opened negotiations."
EVERYBODY FLEE! Posted by: Whoever Secretariat of State is Representing at April 15, 2015 05:36 PM (1CroS) 130
When ISIS actually arrives, give them EBT cards and find them apartments. Once we reunite them with their loved ones, they will become assimilated.
Posted by: Jebbie Bush at April 15, 2015 05:37 PM (LISuA) 131
>>Biggest assholes in the world. They're a nasty bunch of self-righteous knowitall vaginas.
I imagine that a majority of vegans suffer from an eating disorder called Orthorexia. It's a righteous obsession with food. Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 05:37 PM (2TN4k) 132
When ISIS actually arrives, give them EBT cards and find them apartments. Once we reunite them with their loved ones, they will become assimilated.
Posted by: Jebbie Bush Sounds like a brilliant idea. What could go wrong? Posted by: Tony Blair at April 15, 2015 05:38 PM (GuwT9) 133
Illegal aliens get priority on jobs, free health care, free education, free hand outs. Since ISIS are only people looking for work where do you think they would go?
Posted by: OTB at April 15, 2015 05:38 PM (kVyzI) 134
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You say invading Islamic terrorists. I say undocumented immigrants. Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 05:34 PM (XUKZU) What's the difference? One scatters, the other disintegrates. Posted by: flounder at April 15, 2015 05:38 PM (ecDRv) 135
If you disagree with a vegetarian do you know what they'll say?
- - - - - - I honestly couldn't give a rats ass what a vegetarian says. Just keep your friggin' hands off my steak. Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2015 05:38 PM (08Znv) 136
117 Sorry, where is it?
Main page in the sidebar. I did not know that jihadis celebrated the Fourth of July. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 05:33 PM (0HooB) Thanks. Awesome. As to his car ... it'll buff out. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 05:38 PM (oKE6c) 137
Remain calm, there's no need to panic.
Secretariat John Kerry-Ketchup, Lord of the Middle Earth: "No worries folks. I've opened negotiations." PANIC!!!!!! Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 05:39 PM (XUKZU) 138
I wonder what a Venn Diagram would look like with Groups of "People who claim building an effective wall/fence is impossible" and "People who claim ISIS could never hit us at here at home, they're the JV team"?
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 05:39 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: Hillary!, Now Down With Regular Folks at April 15, 2015 05:39 PM (i55o+) 140
"They're a nasty bunch of self-righteous knowitall vaginas."
GlutenFremen are right there with them on the Sanctimonious Vag-o-Meter (tm) Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at April 15, 2015 05:39 PM (QKIQb) 141
The Vegetarian occult targets young girls. They target teen girls and tell them that eating meat makes them fat and ugly. Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 05:39 PM (H1DmM) 142
>>You say invading Islamic terrorists.
>>I say undocumented immigrants. And I say Syrian Refuges!! Fly them to America, stat!! Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at April 15, 2015 05:40 PM (2TN4k) 143
I had a prog actually tell me today that we should change Mexico's government like that is easier to do than enforcing our own border Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 05:40 PM (zOTsN) 144
Gimme a hashtag, and I'll get right on it. But c'mon, guys, the NBA playoffs are about to start.
Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 15, 2015 05:41 PM (FcR7P) 145
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Vegans are vegitarians. Vegitarians aren't necessarily vegans. Both are annoying prostelytizing pussies, though. I wish I had thought to ask my Vegan 7th grade "science teacher" how she could claim to be so since she loved the clam so much. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 05:41 PM (eauMe) 146
First ... Off Media Crystal Ball sock.
Ever wonder how many moles ISIS has planted here now ? I wonder. Posted by: ScoggDog at April 15, 2015 05:41 PM (PXKj8) Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2015 05:41 PM (08Znv) 148
In a fair world the JV remark would have hung around this cocksuckers neck like an albatross and thrown in his face in the same fashion the bullshit mission accomplished meme hung around Bush.
In a fair world. Posted by: Kreplach at April 15, 2015 05:41 PM (D9OaR) 149
I'm not saying obama likes ISIS, I'm just saying he is fine if the middle east is 100% sharia compliant. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2015 05:43 PM (ODxAs) 150
ThunderB: "I had a prog actually tell me today that we should change Mexico's government"
Naturally. Because we have such a handle on our own. Probably a graduate of Berkley. Amiright? Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 15, 2015 05:43 PM (1CroS) 151
>>Biggest assholes in the world. They're a nasty bunch of self-righteous knowitall vaginas.
I imagine that a majority of vegans suffer from an eating disorder called Orthorexia. It's a righteous obsession with food. Science! has provided us normal people with a comeback to their idiocy. "You have Orthorexia which is an unnatural obsession with food. It's affecting your judgment and making you think others give a rat's ass what you think, do or eat. It's also causing you to behave like a bossy four-year-old. Please see a mental healthcare professional at your earliest opportunity." Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 05:43 PM (0HooB) 152
"As of yesterday, Ramadi was not about to fall," a defense official explained to The Daily Beast. and what about tomorrow? Posted by: kj at April 15, 2015 05:44 PM (lKyWE) 153
Some of the fattest people I know are vegans.
Posted by: NCKate at April 15, 2015 05:44 PM (75Sso) 154
Say what? According to the news on Strategy Page, the raqis are kicking butt in Rahmahdi.
Go figure. Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 05:45 PM (91eZY) 155
I had a prog actually tell me today that we should change Mexico's government
like that is easier to do than enforcing our own border Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 05:40 PM (zOTsN) So all three of Mexico's parties are Big-S Socialists instead of "just" 2 (including the Republicans' model for rebuilding)? Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 05:46 PM (cL79m) 156
"People who claim ISIS could never hit us at here at home, they're the JV team"?"
I've seen that argument here before ala "no world-police: I'll worry about foreign policy when they start coming in over the Rio Grande." If you hunker down in Fortress America, you let them fester and expand unchecked. It's never a good idea to surrender the initiative in war. Plus our bunker's looking awfully soft and porous - open borders La Raza immigration policy, the Tsarnaev Bros., visa overstays, 13+ million Mexican illegals, etc... We can't even keep ebola out, FFS. Fighting them over there is still the right idea. Where we went wrong is that we started fighting with Three Cups of Tea rather than two fists of fury. Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at April 15, 2015 05:46 PM (QKIQb) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 05:46 PM (h4vJk) 158
They're so weak and frail from malnourishment that a small child could bully them.
I had a daughter that started down that road. All holy-roller. Then 'dads' dollars dried up. So she had to get a 'real' job that required her to expend a couple thousand calories per shift. Needless to say, end of vegan phase. It's only the most useless slackers who can maintain vegan status. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 15, 2015 05:46 PM (xQX/f) Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at April 15, 2015 05:47 PM (2TN4k) 160
and what about tomorrow?
Posted by: kj at April 15, 2015 05:44 PM (lKyWE) "Ramadi shall henceforth be known as IS-burg." Posted by: Baghdad Bob-on-the-Potomac at April 15, 2015 05:47 PM (cL79m) 161
Yesterday, President Barack Obama announced that the United States would be removing Cuba from the U.S. State Sponsors of Terror list as part of his push to normalize relations with the communist dictatorship. But just hours later, a terror group long fostered by Cuba - even today, the Castro brothers are harboring several wanted members of the group - murdered 10 Colombian soldiers and wounded 17 others in a terror attack on a military base.
- I guess Castro didn't get the memo. Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 05:47 PM (XUKZU) 162
The vegans I know are rabbits.
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 05:47 PM (2cS/G) 163
>>"You have Orthorexia which is an unnatural obsession with food. It's
affecting your judgment and making you think others give a rat's ass what you think, do or eat. It's also causing you to behave like a bossy four-year-old. Please see a mental healthcare professional at your earliest opportunity." Heh. Can you find a way to work in that vegetarians and vegans have a lower sperm count? Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 05:48 PM (2TN4k) 164
December 06, 1941: no signs of enemy activity. Threat level zero.
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 05:48 PM (MQEz6) 165
Yeah, the Iraqis are kicking butt in Ramadi.
The Iraqis that are fighting for ISIS. This is all so depressing. I hate reading this, and then reading the comments. It's like seeing the lives of tens of thousands of people flushed down the drain. There aren't enough negative adjectives, mean words, and denigrating phrases to describe the Obama Regime. And yet, it will be worse next week. And the week after. And next fall. And next winter. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 15, 2015 05:49 PM (RFeQD) 166
Oh c'mon, you can't blame Obama for calling them JV. I mean he worked so hard to
Hey, totally random, but if the chain has reached any of the moron's area, Bibibop is a pretty good takeout place. Rice bowls with all kinds of goodies to add to it. I know people were bragging about places to eat earlier. Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 05:49 PM (Opyrm) Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 05:49 PM (2TN4k) 168
>>The vegans I know are thin, pale and sickly.
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent You really don't like that pale part, do you? Posted by: Aviator at April 15, 2015 05:49 PM (sQzB6) 169
"As of yesterday, Ramadi was not about to fall," a defense official explained to The Daily Beast.
Yes.... and a large scale Cavalry attack on their Center will crush the British.... Posted by: Marshall Ney, at Waterloo at April 15, 2015 05:50 PM (qh617) 170
Ever wonder how many moles ISIS has planted here now ? I wonder.
- Don't worry. I mean, how much damage could, say, nineteen ISIS terrorists do? Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 05:50 PM (XUKZU) 171
I first read that as "IS-burning."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 05:49 PM (2TN4k) If only (and then at 10,000,000 degrees). Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 05:50 PM (cL79m) 172
So, now we are Baghdad Bob.
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 05:51 PM (MQEz6) 173
Ever wonder how many moles ISIS has planted here now ? I wonder.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 15, 2015 05:41 PM (PXKj There's Jean, and Marie, and.... Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 05:51 PM (cL79m) 174
December 06, 1941: no signs of enemy activity. Threat level zero.
Posted by: eman Actually, some days before, the War Department and the Navy Dept. had sent out War Warnings to flag officers. Halsey, a vigorous commander, was flying combat air patrols over his carrier battlegroup (heading for Pearl Harbor). Husband Kimmel, a lethargic officer, got caught with his britches around his ankles on Dec. 7. And McArthur, days after Pearl Harbor, let most of his aircraft get destroyed on the ground. In the middle of the day, too. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 15, 2015 05:52 PM (RFeQD) 175
Is Baghdad Bob working for our Defense Department now?
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 15, 2015 05:52 PM (P7ulB) 176
"California wont fight back when invaded"
Fortunately the only part that might is between TJ and HelLA - assuming the Navy and Marines' evacuation orders from King Putt get "garbled in transmission." Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at April 15, 2015 05:52 PM (QKIQb) 177
10 Maybe Obama is just trying to let everyone in the Middle East kill each other. Posted by: Dr Spank at April 15, 2015 05:08 PM (i55o+) ******************************************* And he's got everyone here too worried about domestic to be able to spare a thought for groups like the Kurds or Yezidis. He's got all the bases covered. But to be honest, I'm kind of at the point where I think of Islam as a kind of ebola mind virus. Maybe it needs to burn itself out. Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 15, 2015 05:52 PM (xkSSa) 178
"as part of
his push to normalize relations with the communist dictatorship" Wait - are they talking about Castro or Obama? Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 05:53 PM (oKE6c) 179
"about domestic *woes* to be able ..."
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 15, 2015 05:53 PM (xkSSa) 180
"strategic" is in the eyes of the beholder. Looking at my map, this falls in "Sunni territory" which means Shia militias aren't too interested in protecting it.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 15, 2015 05:53 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 05:53 PM (XUKZU) 182
Sounds like ISIS is All Balls
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 15, 2015 05:53 PM (P7ulB) 183
And the President has promised thousands of troops, and hundreds of planes...
Posted by: Gen. Doug McArthur, right before the Bataan Death March at April 15, 2015 05:53 PM (qh617) 184
"As of yesterday, Ramadi was not about to fall," a defense official explained to The Daily Beast.
"As of yesterday, the valley of the Little Big Horn was secure." - George Custer Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 05:55 PM (oKE6c) 185
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 15, 2015 05:52 PM (P7ulB)
The kafirs are committing mass suicide when faced with the soldiers of Allah. They are killing themselves in their tanks. The Iraqi Republican Guard is just launched a counter attack that will drive the infidels from our land! (bang, boom, bang, bang) Children are setting off fire works to celebrate the defeat of the infidels! Posted by: Baghdad Bob in his prime at April 15, 2015 05:55 PM (AkOaV) 186
>>And the President has promised thousands of troops, and hundreds of planes...
Posted by: Gen. Doug McArthur, right before the Bataan Death March And like a schmuck you believed me. Posted by: FDR at April 15, 2015 05:55 PM (sQzB6) 187
And the President has promised thousands of troops, and hundreds of planes...
Posted by: Gen. Doug McArthur, right before the Bataan Death March at April 15, 2015 05:53 PM (qh617) And I delivered. I never told you what flag they would be flying. Posted by: Zombie FDR at April 15, 2015 05:56 PM (cL79m) 188
Alamo??? It'll hold out... its got Jim Bowie and Davey Crocket!
Posted by: Sam Houston at April 15, 2015 05:56 PM (qh617) 189
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Where have you gone Augusto Pinochet, our nation turns it's blackened eyes to you . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (St6BJ) General Pinochet's CadillacGeneral Pinochet's CadillacThere ain't no left in General Pinochet's Cadillac Posted by: kathysaysso singing Camper van Beethoven at April 15, 2015 05:56 PM (fMQoG) 190
As of yesterday, the Titanic is sailing smoothly and in luxury.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 05:56 PM (XUKZU) 191
Our Southern Boys have always whupped the Yankees... we just need to charge...
Posted by: Gen. Picket, Gettysburg at April 15, 2015 05:57 PM (qh617) 192
Yeah, it really is too bad that TFG isn't a Repumpkin. Then the country would know all about all the goings on in the ME like body counts and daily attacks.
And maybe even who was backing ISIS. I sure hope President Cruz reminds the country and the presstitutes of that. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 05:58 PM (0HooB) 193
as of yesterday it was all quiet in the Ardennes Posted by: kj at April 15, 2015 05:58 PM (lKyWE) 194
September 11, 2001 6:00 am: "So, let's go to Bob for are morning commute weather update."
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 05:59 PM (MQEz6) 195
As of yesterday , all was quiet on the Atlantic Wall.
Posted by: Zombie Erwin Rommel at April 15, 2015 05:59 PM (cL79m) 196
2 yaaay
and headline at weaselzippers: Chipotle Manager: Hillary Clinton Didn't Leave Anything In Tip Jar Posted by: mallfly at April 15, 2015 05:05 PM (qSIlh) As a slam to Clinton that's kind of haha, guess she doesn't care about the little people. But really to me it's a "so what." You're fast food workers. You want tips work at a real restaurant where the waiters are actually working for tips to make the majority of their money. Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 05:59 PM (z/Ubi) 197
As of August30, 1939 , all is well in Poland.
Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2015 05:59 PM (88xKn) 198
As of yesterday the sky is bright and the vegetation plentiful.
Posted by: Brontosaurus Rex at April 15, 2015 05:59 PM (1CroS) 199
>>"California wont fight back when invaded"
I bet a lot of Lefty loons, such as the Code Pinkos, would actually volunteer to assist their cause - like offer to do a diversity rally or a organize a drum circle of tolerance - and be promptly slaughtered. Never would even know what hit them. Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 05:59 PM (2TN4k) Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 06:00 PM (InaLE) 201
our not are
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 06:00 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: Johan Rahl, Hessian Commander, somewhere along the Deleware River at April 15, 2015 06:00 PM (qh617) 203
Don't worry. I mean, how much damage could, say, nineteen ISIS terrorists do?
Based on historical precedence, and math, each one of the World Trade Centers was worth five billion. So about half a billion apiece. Small change when you take the collective efforts of each and every Bible thumping, gun toting, unPerson from Jesusland to pay for the damage. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 15, 2015 06:00 PM (xQX/f) Posted by: German commander at Normandy at April 15, 2015 06:01 PM (cPg42) Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 06:01 PM (w+p4Z) Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 06:02 PM (oKE6c) 207
Who was it that was lamenting the lack of SMoD sightings in one the Hillary thread yesterday?
www.express.co.uk/news/world/570239/Asteroid-collision-course-earth Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at April 15, 2015 06:02 PM (W6m9k) 208
Buzzion, I agree completely on the chipotle tip jar. It's like the tip jar at domino's when I go pick up pizza for my son. Does not compute.
Posted by: NCKate at April 15, 2015 06:02 PM (75Sso) 209
As of yesterday, all was quiet at the fords of Osgiliath.
Posted by: Captain Faramir at April 15, 2015 06:03 PM (InaLE) 210
I bet a lot of Lefty loons, such as the Code Pinkos,
would actually volunteer to assist their cause - like offer to do a diversity rally or a organize a drum circle of tolerance - and be promptly slaughtered. Never would even know what hit them. Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 05:59 PM (2TN4k) The question is which side would be the ones to off them. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 06:03 PM (oKE6c) 211
>>As a slam to Clinton that's kind of haha, guess she doesn't care about the little people. But really to me it's a "so what."
But considering how scripted and conscious of optics she is, it's an unforced error. You'd think she'd use it as an opportunity to point out how babble about how tips wouldn't be so critical to employees if there were a "living wage" blah, blah, blah... Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 06:03 PM (2TN4k) 212
As of yesterday, the sky is clear and brimstone free.
Posted by: Sodom & Gomorrah Action 5 Weather at April 15, 2015 06:03 PM (GuwT9) 213
206 4 July 1776
Dear Diary, Nothing of importance happened today. George III Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 06:02 PM (oKE6c) funny part is... that is actually pretty accurate... remember it took weeks for a ship to get word back to England that the Colonies had declared for Independence... Posted by: Johan Rahl, Hessian Commander, somewhere along the Deleware River at April 15, 2015 06:03 PM (qh617) 214
As of yesterday, I could write my name in the snow.
Posted by: B. Jenner at April 15, 2015 06:04 PM (LAe3v) 215
The ISIS Space Launch in the Sidebar is good.
Posted by: toby928(C) muses at April 15, 2015 06:04 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 06:04 PM (MQEz6) 217
209 As of yesterday, all was quiet at the fords of Osgiliath.
Posted by: Captain Faramir at April 15, 2015 06:03 PM (InaLE) As of Yesterday, Mordor was totally secure. Posted by: Mouth of Sauron at April 15, 2015 06:04 PM (qh617) 218
Chipotle? Geez, leave ten bucks and it will be considered a windfall. She's a shitty politician and a shitty human being.
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 06:04 PM (2cS/G) 219
"I'm not as bothered by the Obama incompetence, that's baked into the cake. What is really worrying me is that the military seems to be getting more political and less competent."
The next Republican president will have to retire an awful lot of brass. Posted by: Decaf at April 15, 2015 06:06 PM (FSjVP) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 06:06 PM (0HooB) 221
The vegans I know are rabbits.
And they taste good with onions and taters. Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 06:01 PM (w+p4Z) I didn't know you could make vegans edible. Too much work. Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 06:06 PM (cL79m) 222
this happens to be the anniversary of the Titanic Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 06:06 PM (H1DmM) 223
Top Ten New Names for Ramadi 10. Craterville 9. Allahtown 8. Fore! 7. Armsupdontshoot 6.New Dearborn Posted by: kj at April 15, 2015 06:07 PM (lKyWE) 224
I didn't know you could make vegans edible. Too much work.
Posted by: steveegg Just soak them in milk overnight. Takes out the gamey taste. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 15, 2015 06:07 PM (GuwT9) 225
Just soak them in milk overnight. Takes out the gamey taste.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 15, 2015 06:07 PM (GuwT9) Waste of good milk. Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 06:07 PM (cL79m) 226
221 The vegans I know are rabbits.
And they taste good with onions and taters. Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 06:01 PM (w+p4Z) I didn't know you could make vegans edible. Too much work. Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 06:06 PM (cL79m) Why do you think they call it Soylent GREEN??? Posted by: Det Frank Thorn at April 15, 2015 06:07 PM (qh617) 227
As of yesterday it was smooth sailing up the Blackwater.
Posted by: Davos Seaworth at April 15, 2015 06:08 PM (InaLE) Posted by: kj at April 15, 2015 06:08 PM (lKyWE) 229
this happens to be the anniversary of the Titanic
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 06:06 PM (H1DmM) ------------------------------------- Titanic sinks -- Tax day. Go figure. Posted by: Soona at April 15, 2015 06:08 PM (/HX7u) 230
funny part is... that is actually pretty accurate...
remember it took weeks for a ship to get word back to England that the Colonies had declared for Independence... Posted by: Johan Rahl, Hessian Commander, somewhere along the Deleware River at April 15, 2015 06:03 PM (qh617) Yeah, I know; just thought I'd throw that in as topical. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 06:08 PM (oKE6c) 231
How just it would be to eat a vegetarian. I mean, if it came down to that. At the end of the world, I will be eating the vegetarians first. Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 06:08 PM (H1DmM) 232
Hey,remember when the media was credulous about military reports?
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 06:08 PM (mGBKM) 233
@217
As of yesterday, the Shire was firmly in the hands of Sharkey Posted by: Ruffians at April 15, 2015 06:09 PM (k8xvx) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2015 06:09 PM (ODxAs) Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 06:10 PM (H1DmM) 236
#GiveBackRamadi
Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 15, 2015 06:10 PM (LISuA) 237
Come April 19th, it will be the 20th anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing.
Posted by: Soona at April 15, 2015 06:10 PM (/HX7u) 238
#BringBackAmericanTroops!
Posted by: The Nation OF Iraq at April 15, 2015 06:11 PM (LISuA) 239
ah, i knew there was a 12 in there somewhere Posted by: kj at April 15, 2015 06:11 PM (lKyWE) 240
@217
As of yesterday, we still held the Fords of Isen. Posted by: Grimbold at April 15, 2015 06:11 PM (k8xvx) Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 06:11 PM (InaLE) 242
I have a production call at 8:45, sometime between now and then I'm going to make breakfast for dinner. Sausages, poached eggs, some sort of toast product. Had a craving for a few days and mornings are never practical.
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 06:11 PM (2cS/G) 243
April 12th, 1945 was the day FDR finally got his claws off the presidency 70th anniversary and nobody gave as shit? Good. Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 06:12 PM (H1DmM) 244
"Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau."
Posted by: Headlines October 28, 1929 at April 15, 2015 06:12 PM (S8aM1) 245
"Depends what the Cartels see as a problem.
If ISIS screws with the drug trade, we'll find them in a mass grave outside of Juarez." I don't know, ISIS don't exactly have a problem with executions and beheadings. Posted by: Decaf at April 15, 2015 06:12 PM (FSjVP) 246
This is how The Left in this country will get even with the evil liar Bush for winning the Iraq war.
Simple - they just lose the peace and give Iraq to the terrorists. Now all good Leftists can sleep soundly, knowing the evil Bush has been put in his place. Posted by: Boots at April 15, 2015 06:13 PM (l9mF2) Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 15, 2015 06:13 PM (FcR7P) 248
"Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles Duell, 1902.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 06:14 PM (oKE6c) 249
If I deemed this a devastating setback, wouldn't I seem concerned?
Do I seem concerned to you? Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 15, 2015 06:13 PM (FcR7P) No. But then again you're brain damaged. So there's that. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 06:15 PM (V+kmg) 250
Sooo, anyone ask Cankles about this?
Posted by: Iblis at April 15, 2015 06:15 PM (9221z) 251
How just it would be to eat a vegetarian.
Ate a lot of them during my college days. Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 06:11 PM (InaLE) ::: fist bump ::: Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 06:16 PM (V+kmg) 252
247 If I deemed this a devastating setback, wouldn't I seem concerned?
Do I seem concerned to you? Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 15, 2015 06:13 PM (FcR7P) If you want to try to feign concern, imagine your transcripts appearing on Drudge. Posted by: Democrat Acting Coach at April 15, 2015 06:16 PM (oKE6c) 253
If ISIS screws with the drug trade, we'll find them in a mass grave outside of Juarez." ISIS doesn't want to screw with the drug trade they want americans as fucked up as possible Posted by: kj at April 15, 2015 06:17 PM (lKyWE) 254
There is no more oil to be found anywhere. We have reached peak production.
Posted by: A bunch of environmental idiots back in the '70's at April 15, 2015 06:18 PM (0HooB) 255
Heh. A cob needs some Barrel Time per the sidebar.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 06:20 PM (0HooB) 256
Whew!
If you read the sidebar item about arctic permafrost, be prepared for a shockwave of stupid from both the article and the comments. Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 06:21 PM (MQEz6) 257
"This is how The Left in this country will get even with the evil liar Bush for winning the Iraq war. "
Knowing BO and his pettiness it's probably true. In his eyes he is a king and this war thing us a game of kings. Little people, cities, provinces, countries, all expendable. I don't think he can relate or empathise. Come to think of it, I read somewhere that Michelle nearly left him when the children were babies and she needed help because he just could not or would not see her side of it. I think heartless may have been mentioned. Posted by: Decaf at April 15, 2015 06:22 PM (FSjVP) 258
Sooo, anyone ask Cankles about this?
Posted by: Iblis at April 15, 2015 06:15 PM (9221z) Who? US? If we can't get Fauxahontas or MOM in the race, we're stuck with her, and we don't want to be sharing the camps with you. Posted by: Presstitute Organs at April 15, 2015 06:22 PM (cL79m) 259
254 Nevermind the 70's,they were talking peak oil right before the fracking boom.
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 06:22 PM (mGBKM) 260
How just it would be to eat a vegetarian.
Ate a lot of them during my college days. Posted by: Garrett ISWYDT. GOLF CLAP. Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 06:25 PM (w+p4Z) 261
My brother and I were just discussing - nay, arguing - about good always winning over evil. He says that we should focus on joy while things are still "normal." And doing that, and prayer, and voting, will be the good that overcomes evil.
I, on the other hand, am filled with despair over the future of this country and think it's going to take a LOT more than joy and prayer and a vote. Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 15, 2015 06:25 PM (+Y3QE) 262
Nevermind the 70's,they were talking peak oil right before the fracking boom.
Yeah, that issue is just like herpes: it's the gift that keeps on giving. Even funnier is that keep calling it "fossil fuel" when there's no way there was ever that many dinosaurs. Plus, there's no dino DNA in it either. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 06:25 PM (0HooB) 263
254 Nevermind the 70's,they were talking peak oil right before the fracking boom.
Posted by: steevy Some of the US geological surveys in the early 1910's projected US wells running dry. They continued to issue the same warnings every decade for the rest of the century. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2015 06:27 PM (P55y/) 264
I, on the other hand, am filled with despair over the future of this
country and think it's going to take a LOT more than joy and prayer and a vote. Be joyous, pray, vote, and keep your powder dry. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2015 06:27 PM (4WhSY) 265
I'm a veteran. I really don't care at all about Ramadi or the Sunni areas of Iraq. Let them kill each other and let us bomb them incessantly.
Posted by: Draki at April 15, 2015 06:28 PM (wx8Pq) 266
I never thought I'd ever agree with something Bernie Sanders said, but I do.
Why don't you tell me what Hillary Clinton is campaigning on, do you know? Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2015 06:28 PM (LISuA) 267
Has President Funnyface been spotted wearing his Punahou High varsity jacket to a intelligence briefing yet?
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2015 06:29 PM (UzPAd) 268
I, on the other hand, am filled with despair over the future of this country and think it's going to take a LOT more than joy and prayer and a vote.
Be joyous, pray, vote, and keep your powder dry. Praise the Lord and pass the ammo! Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 06:29 PM (w+p4Z) 269
262 Nevermind the 70's,they were talking peak oil right before the fracking boom. Yeah, that issue is just like herpes: it's the gift that keeps on giving. Even funnier is that keep calling it "fossil fuel" when there's no way there was ever that many dinosaurs. Plus, there's no dino DNA in it either. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 06:25 PM (0HooB) Most of the biomass that became fossil fuels was micribial and vegetation. DNA? Dude. Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 06:30 PM (MQEz6) 270
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If I deemed this a devastating setback, wouldn't I seem concerned? Do I seem concerned to you? Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 15, 2015 06:13 PM (FcR7P) No he was in Charlotte on permanent campaign . "Fair pay for women act" is being held up by mean Republicans. Hey, asshole you can not discrimate now for pay. Your phoney blaoney bill is nothing but a campaign slogan. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 06:30 PM (0FSuD) 271
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Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 06:31 PM (MQEz6) 272
Since my guy fought in Anbar, was injured and lost friends there, I care. We both care very much. And this didn't need to happen, just because of a little man's fits of piqued spite at his predecessor.
Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at April 15, 2015 06:31 PM (f858s) 273
Miley ... Your brother sounds completely full of shit.
There is no guarantee ... absolutely none ... that the good guys win. I tell that lie to kids to make 'em feel better. Adults know otherwise. My old man spouts similar shit. It's his shorthand for "I don't want to think about such things anymore". Posted by: ScoggDog at April 15, 2015 06:32 PM (PXKj8) 274
263 I know,somebody posted a bunch of reports down through the ages.Might have been here.Even an old movie I watched with Spencer Tracy and Clarl Gable,The Wildcatters,mentions running out of oil.
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 06:32 PM (mGBKM) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 06:32 PM (DXzRD) 276
All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Heath Choice
Clinic think President Obama is doing a great job of clening up the Bush mess in that Iraq place. Bush lied about the war being a great success and now Presdent Obama has to work extra hard to fix this too !!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 15, 2015 06:34 PM (Sd++4) 277
Every death, every conquest, every setback in Iraq is Obama's fault.
Worst thing is he made it so not merely by neglect and incompetence, but by deliberate action. This is what he wanted. Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 06:34 PM (MQEz6) 278
joy,prayer and pass the ammunition Posted by: kj at April 15, 2015 06:35 PM (lKyWE) 279
#273 I've been rather faithless since my dear one died. So yeah, I kind of feel the same way.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 15, 2015 06:36 PM (+Y3QE) 280
I made the mistake of wading into the youtube comment cesspool today and now I want to SMASH! For example, did you know that you can't die if you were never born? Yeah, it's basic biology, dummy! Here you go: "I'm sorry that people don't understand the biology of an unborn fetus. You cant die if you were never born." That was a comment from a nerdy looking young punk cocksucker knowitall. Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 06:38 PM (H1DmM) 281
Steiner will be along shortly mein Volk.
Posted by: B Hussein Obama firmly ensconced in the FuhrerBunker at April 15, 2015 06:39 PM (Wziw3) 282
Don't get me wrong Miley ... I'm not kicking your brother's balls because of his faith. Just because I'm a total skeptical, completely doubting bastard doesn't mean it's right. It's just the way I am.
But just "asking for intervention" sounds like bullshit to me. I'm a "do something" type. Then again ... I piss most people off. Posted by: ScoggDog at April 15, 2015 06:40 PM (PXKj8) 283
Actually, the good finally winning is what it says in Scripture, so it may not be really helpful to tell people of faith that they're full of S****-not helpful to them anyway. Scripture also says "Pray always" and the Letter to the Phillipians which was written from a prison talks a lot about joy. What her brother seems of track on (is not about prayer and joy) is that he assumes the good will win is the same meaning as that America will get back on its feet which is may not, but then God isn't an American or of any other nationality.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 06:40 PM (DXzRD) 284
#280 you know THAT guy's not going to look after you when you're decrepit.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 15, 2015 06:41 PM (+Y3QE) 285
I think the sun coming up in the morning surprises Obama.
Posted by: Socratease at April 15, 2015 06:41 PM (82qVG) 286
ScoggDogg - yeah, I piss people off too. I think I cost my husband a dear friendship. His liberal wife completely took something I said completely out of context. I never apologized to him for that. Although I didn't think his friend or wife would punish him that way. People can be so cold.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 15, 2015 06:44 PM (+Y3QE) 287
FEN ... Feel free to pray away all your troubles. Makes no difference to me.
If the shit gets deep ... I'll be one of those popping caps. Posted by: ScoggDog at April 15, 2015 06:44 PM (PXKj8) 288
Be joyous, pray, vote, and keep your powder dry.
Posted by: Blanco Basura __________________ And eat a lot of peaches. Posted by: John Prine at April 15, 2015 06:46 PM (UlJ3l) 289
Feel free to pray away all your troubles.
Suggesting that I pray all my troubles away would indicate a basic misunderstanding of my life or my faith, but thanks for your permission. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 06:46 PM (DXzRD) 290
I haven't chosen, acquired or familiarized myself with any cap poppers. Too much apathy, I suppose.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 15, 2015 06:47 PM (+Y3QE) 291
The movie Patton had a nice prayer in it.
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 06:47 PM (MQEz6) 292
In fact, that exactly what Scripture doesn't say-that if you pray all your troubles will disappear and anyone of faith who suggests that is not being true to scripture, but rather than get in a pointless debate with someone who isn't a person of religious faith I'll leave it that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 06:48 PM (DXzRD) 293
Miley ... I wouldn't sweat it. You cost him an acquaintance, nothing more.
I know lots of people with lots of acquaintances. Posted by: ScoggDog at April 15, 2015 06:49 PM (PXKj8) 294
#283 But this country was founded on faith in God and we were favored and blessed for many years. Until now.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 15, 2015 06:49 PM (+Y3QE) Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 06:50 PM (6yehy) 296
Now he needs to engrave a tiny drone silhouette on the stalk of his shotgun.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 06:51 PM (6yehy) 297
"Actually, the good finally winning is what it says in Scripture,"
This is meant in the spiritual sense. In the here and now we better be prepared for bullies and monsters. Posted by: Decaf at April 15, 2015 06:52 PM (FSjVP) 298
I''m sorry I shouldn't say "misunderstanding" I should say lack of knowledge, but then I don't expect anyone to have knowledge of my life other than what I have shared here that they may have read, nor so I expect anyone who isn't a person of faith to take into account account anything I've posted here about faith and maybe not even them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 06:52 PM (DXzRD) 299
And in here and now we better be prepared for bullies and monsters.
Yes, that is what Scripture says. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 06:53 PM (DXzRD) 300
This is strange. I have a Chase Preferred card, it's metal. Someone cloned the number on another plastic card and tried to charge a dollar, I guess to see if it worked. Chase declined the charge.
Something tells me a charge at a gas station on MLK, Jr drive in Maryland did not fit my profile. Wonder how the hell they got the number? Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 06:54 PM (0FSuD) 301
That's an outstanding call FEN. I just skip past whenever you're talking religion.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 15, 2015 06:54 PM (PXKj8) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 06:55 PM (DXzRD) 303
And to you Fen.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 15, 2015 06:56 PM (PXKj8) 304
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you over estimate their chances.
- Grand Moff Tarkin Posted by: Darth Randall at April 15, 2015 06:57 PM (6n332) 305
Wonder how the hell they got the number?
Simple. All you have to know is the pattern. Lets say the number starts with 1234 then xxxx xxxx xxxx Not hard to run a pearl script that can run every possible number Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 06:59 PM (6yehy) 306
Not hard to run a pearl script that can run every possible number
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 06:59 PM (6yehy) So no card is safe? I have a chip on the card. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 07:00 PM (0FSuD) 307
Not hard to run a pearl script that can run every possible number
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 06:59 PM (6yehy) There's also an algorithm - the name of which I forget - for determining whether or not a number is valid. Some guy at IBM, IIRC. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 07:01 PM (oKE6c) 308
The time for SMASHING is approaching. Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 07:02 PM (H1DmM) 309
Luhn algorithm.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 07:02 PM (oKE6c) 310
Wait a gosh darn minute. Baghdad Bob now works for the DoD?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 05:13 PM (49rjL) That Baghdad Bob is like Keith Olberman. He just keeps popping up somewhere. Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 07:02 PM (Wqkoh) 311
I got one of those "extra-sophisticated" cc's with a chip, even though I didn't want it. I don't circulate in public that often, but I keep that card in an aluminum note pad case. I've heard that aluminum prevents remote reads from people nearby. WTF do I know, the world is more dangerous than ever.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 15, 2015 07:03 PM (+Y3QE) Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 15, 2015 07:03 PM (P330y) 313
"So no card is safe? I have a chip on the card."
depends on the effort someone wants to put into it. Usually you are in more danger from a friend or family member than a pro. They are looking for the big score. Now if you have the right equipment you can score big by scoring a lot of littles. In effect, no card is really 100% safe. Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 07:03 PM (6yehy) 314
304 Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you over estimate their chances.
- Grand Moff Tarkin Posted by: Darth Randall at April 15, 2015 06:57 PM (6n332) What are we supposed to do... SWIM??? Posted by: Americans in Yemen, and Obama abandons them at April 15, 2015 07:04 PM (qh617) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 07:05 PM (49rjL) 316
Miss Grahamnesty on FNC with Mr. Greta.
Posted by: Doctor Fish Xe's gonna have some tough questions for xer. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 15, 2015 07:05 PM (GuwT9) 317
war. it really is lucy holding the football for charlie brown when it comes to democrats. always wondered why he didn't just kick her head off.
Posted by: X at April 15, 2015 07:06 PM (n5fTN) 318
305 Wonder how the hell they got the number?
Simple. All you have to know is the pattern. Lets say the number starts with 1234 then xxxx xxxx xxxx Not hard to run a pearl script that can run every possible number Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 06:59 PM (6yehy) Easier.... ever pay for dinner with a card? Posted by: BB Wolf at April 15, 2015 07:06 PM (qh617) 319
In effect, no card is really 100% safe.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 07:03 PM (6yehy) ------------- Only the race card is 100% safe. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 07:06 PM (oKE6c) 320
Easier.... ever pay for dinner with a card?
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 15, 2015 07:06 PM (qh617) or use it to open a bar tab??? Posted by: BB Wolf at April 15, 2015 07:06 PM (qh617) 321
Xe/r
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 15, 2015 07:07 PM (+Y3QE) 322
@313
I thought it interesting that they only charged a dollar on the card and it was declined. Something tells me this gas station must be a testing place and is on the watch list. I had fraud alert contact me when I charged twice at a Wal Mart in a rough area. Once at pharmacy and once at main check out. They called me immediately. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 07:07 PM (0FSuD) 323
Ko-dan soldier, "Commander! What do we do?"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) Destroy the Joes you fools! KO-DAAAAAAN! Posted by: Ko-dan Commander at April 15, 2015 07:07 PM (GuwT9) 324
307 Not hard to run a pearl script that can run every possible number
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 06:59 PM (6yehy) There's also an algorithm - the name of which I forget - for determining whether or not a number is valid. Some guy at IBM, IIRC. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 07:01 PM (oKE6c) First: it's PERL, not pearl (Practical Extraction Reporting Language) Second: There are several PHP scripts available (as well as Python) that do that. back to lurk mode ... Posted by: jwb7605 at April 15, 2015 07:07 PM (M+9nV) 325
How does the Middle East become a smoking radioactive ruin full of roving road warrior terrorist bands?
Slowly and then suddenly "unexpectedly". Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 15, 2015 07:08 PM (NHtMs) 326
I agree. To be safe never use your card at a place that requires it to be out of your presence. Bars, restaurants, and the like.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 07:09 PM (6yehy) 327
See what happens when you abandon all of the nice weapons that the USA gave you, and strip off your uniforms and run away?
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at April 15, 2015 07:10 PM (JgC5a) 328
Easier.... ever pay for dinner with a card?
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 15, 2015 07:06 PM (qh617) Not in places I don't know, but the help does rotate a bit so I guess you only need one bad apple. The thing about this metal card? No numbers on the front of the card. They are lasered on the back. I would think that would make even harder to clone, unless they had a card reader. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 07:10 PM (0FSuD) 329
All is well. ALL IS WELL!!!!!!!
Posted by: Barack Diller at April 15, 2015 07:11 PM (ZbCKc) 330
Ohh my comment is invalid cuz I misspelled it!!
om my whatever am I to do?? I must hang my head in shame!! *wanders off and cries* Not really but it sounds better than fuck off and die. Posted by: jwb7605 at April 15, 2015 07:07 PM (M+9nV) Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 07:11 PM (6yehy) 331
It's a good thing we spent $1T+ and 4lost thousands of American lives to give Iraq democracy, eh?
From now on I want two pledges taken by politician 1. I will not raise taxes pledge 2. I will never fucking utter the words nation building for the duration of my presidency, nor will I try to bring 7th century people into the 21st century Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:11 PM (0LHZx) 332
Not really but it sounds better than fuck off and die.
Posted by: jwb7605 at April 15, 2015 07:07 PM (M+9nV) That can only be used when replying to Moo Moo Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 07:12 PM (0FSuD) 333
Nood
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 15, 2015 07:12 PM (GuwT9) 334
Absolutely irrelevant: I just found out my grandparents house was just a few blocks away from where Mark David Chapman went to high school. We could have passed each other in the street, though I hadn't even started kindergarten yet, and he was about to graduate from Columbia High School.
Posted by: Ho Ho Ho at April 15, 2015 07:12 PM (UKhBB) 335
Nah Mr. Moo Moo does not bother me at all. It's grammer and spelling n*zis I reserve my hatred for.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 07:14 PM (6yehy) 336
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Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 07:15 PM (Wqkoh) 337
It's not just that my "archenemy" from college croaked a decade ago, I didn't realize he had a DUI also. Hah hah. Drank himself to death. Electrical Engineering degree, and you worked as a "Billing Specialist". Ho Ho Ho indeed. Guess the calculus of who was squared away and who wasn't was slightly off, eh?
Anybody thinking the above is unpleasant is absolutely right, but then, I paid my price. I find I don't have enough "charity" of spirit at the moment, so I'll just indulge the inner jerk for a while. Revenge, very cold, you know the spiel. Nobility is for tomorrow, and will be resumed tomorrow, but today, the day I finally pay off debt and finally work towards the future---today we gloat. He's dead, I'm alive. I graduated. She didn't. Victory. Posted by: Ho Ho Ho at April 15, 2015 07:35 PM (UKhBB) 338
Cujo?
Posted by: OCBill at April 15, 2015 08:14 PM (4/chb) 339
Bagdad Bob is in the house.
Posted by: Jack at April 15, 2015 08:53 PM (53CCM) 340
So if ISIS is the JV Squad, does that mean that Obama is sitting in the bleachers?
Posted by: calbadger at April 15, 2015 09:01 PM (rKRC9) 341
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