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Hillary Recruited, Selected, Bused In "Everyday Americans" For First Campaign Stop, Then Lied About Circumstances of the Encounter

This report must be sexist in some way.

You know-- we praise men for lying about everything.


EXCLUSIVE: Campaign staff recruited and DROVE 'everyday' Iowans to Hillary's first campaign stop -- including health care 'lobbyist in training' who was an Obama campaign intern and Biden chauffeur

Austin Bird sat for coffee on Tuesday morning in the town of LeClaire, Iowa, chatting with Hillary Clinton as photographers snapped pictures

News reports called him a 'student' and her campaign called it an unscripted event

But Clinton's Iowa political director Troy Price drove Bird and two other people to the coffee house

Bird is a hospital government relations official who interned with Barack Obama's 2012 presidential campaign

The Iowa Democratic Party, which Price ran until a week ago, tasked him to be Joe Biden's driver during an October Senate campaign trip in Davenport

By DAVID MARTOSKO, US POLITICS EDITOR FOR DAILYMAIL.COM IN DES MOINES, IOWA

Hillary Clinton's astroturf candidacy is in full swing in Iowa.

Her Tuesday morning visit to a coffee shop in LeClaire, Iowa was staged from beginning to end, according to Austin Bird, one of the men pictured sitting at the table with Mrs. Clinton.

Bird told Daily Mail Online that campaign staffer Troy Price called and asked him and two other young people to meet him Tuesday morning at a restaurant in Davenport, a nearby city.

Price then drove them to the coffee house to meet Clinton after vetting them for about a half-hour.

The three got the lion's share of Mrs. Clinton's time and participated in what breathless news reports described as a 'roundtable'-- the first of many in her brief Iowa campaign swing.

The Free Beacon previously reported on Hillary Clinton's completely natural and not robotic comportment at these meetings with "everyday human people."

Posted by: Ace at 04:14 PM




Comments

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1 Nood!

Posted by: Golfman at April 15, 2015 04:15 PM (k+QpH)

2 Their talent pool is shallow.

They're afraid ordinary folks would call her out.

At this rate she won't last 6 months.

Posted by: Golfman at April 15, 2015 04:16 PM (k+QpH)

3 What an epic start to a campaign.

Posted by: brak at April 15, 2015 04:16 PM (Tj+s6)

4 Jerry?

Posted by: Golfman at April 15, 2015 04:16 PM (k+QpH)

5 Do I even need to say "What if this was a Republican Candidate?"

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 15, 2015 04:17 PM (Bn6aD)

6 She looks like she is sizing up who she will kill and eat first in that picture.

Posted by: brak at April 15, 2015 04:17 PM (Tj+s6)

7 PERFECTLY BELIEVABLE.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 15, 2015 04:17 PM (W2YA6)

8 The Daily Mail -- America's newspaper of record.*

*Based in the UK.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2015 04:18 PM (K4YiS)

9 Thank god only a British tabloid is reporting on this.

Posted by: Shtetl G at April 15, 2015 04:18 PM (SopIT)

10 She's laughable.

Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 04:18 PM (tIFIy)

11 She must be from France.

Posted by: Beldar Conehead at April 15, 2015 04:18 PM (W2YA6)

12 8 The Daily Mail -- America's newspaper of record.*

*Based in the UK.
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2015 04:18 PM


Pretty much says it all...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 15, 2015 04:18 PM (Bn6aD)

13 I'm going to stick with the "pretend she's a robot learning to be human" advice from a couple of days ago. Then all these stories make sense.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 04:18 PM (659DL)

14 The GIFs at the Free Beacon article give me the shivers.

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Water Bottle at April 15, 2015 04:19 PM (pS7Ne)

15 I can't help feeling like Clinton is their Jeb.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 04:19 PM (MYCIw)

16 Why is the media coming out with all of this? Who's waiting in the wings to replace her?

Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2015 04:19 PM (1V9qu)

17 More evidence the mfm is on the payroll.

Posted by: Formerly atnorth at April 15, 2015 04:19 PM (7Oo+W)

18 DO I ACTUALLY SEE NAME TENTS FOR THREE PEOPLE ON THAT TABLE?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 04:19 PM (659DL)

19 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f)

20 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f)

21 16 Why is the media coming out with all of this? Who's waiting in the wings to replace her?

Did someone call



Mayor Castro....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 15, 2015 04:19 PM (Bn6aD)

22 AN UNSCRIPTED EVENT WITH NAME TENTS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM (659DL)

23 "Who's waiting in the wings to replace her?"

Castros

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM (MYCIw)

24 It's like the Stepford Wives in campaign mode

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM (GGCsk)

25 16 Why is the media coming out with all of this? Who's waiting in the wings to replace her?

Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2015 04:19 PM (1V9qu)




It's the British media, not our commissars from the Ministry of Propaganda.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM (oKE6c)

26 Did anyone believe anything Hillary does would not be scripted down to the millisecond?

That drink from the cup was choreographed and probably cued from off-camera!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM (so+oy)

27 She looks surprised. Perhaps some wag filled her cup with water instead of the customary bourbon.

Posted by: practical jokes at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM (9Z8lH)

28 23 "Who's waiting in the wings to replace her?"

Castros
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM

Yup...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM (Bn6aD)

29 So she probably not only used the same union buses from nationwide protests, but the same union people.


Good gig. If you can get it.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM (xSCb6)

30 I asked this earlier. Are there ANY democrat womyn that know how to fix their hair?


Are there any that are under 200 Lbs?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM (0FSuD)

31 You didn't think she'd actually meet with the UnPeople of Jesusland did you?

No- she wanted to meet regular *people.* And by her definition that means campaign staffers and Progressive activists.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM (kff5f)

32 She gracefully sips from her cup of virgin's blood.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 04:21 PM (evdj2)

33 So, peasants, what concerns you? I could give a fuck, but I figured I'd ask.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 15, 2015 04:21 PM (YFFpo)

34 RANDOM IOWAN A

RANDOM IOWAN B

RANDOM IOWAN C

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 04:21 PM (659DL)

35 Also: That should *still* be the Washington Free Bacon.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:21 PM (kff5f)

36 Are there any that are under 200 Lbs?

DeLauro? Oh, wait, you said women.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 04:21 PM (/kI1Q)

37 Just like the SNL sketch, this kind of stuff is just out there because it's early and it helps her refine her game. The closer we get, the less the media will be interested in reporting on her.

Posted by: Chupacabras at April 15, 2015 04:21 PM (W2YA6)

38 8 The Daily Mail -- America's newspaper of record.*

*Based in the UK.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2015 04:18 PM (K4YiS)




Sad, isn't it? The National Enquirer and Pravda are literally more reliable, even-handed, and useful than the NYT.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 04:22 PM (oKE6c)

39 Now, the Castros aren't quite ready. They're more 2020/2024 options, but I don;t think Obama was ready in 2008 either, and they rushed him to the front of the line.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 04:22 PM (MYCIw)

40 16 Why is the media coming out with all of this? Who's waiting in the wings to replace her?
Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2015 04:19 PM (1V9qu)



It's The Daily Mail. This will get zero coverage in the American press.



Also it's SOP for the democrats. During 2008 and 2012 multiple instances of "random question asker" that was actually a party operative for the democrats occurred.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 04:22 PM (z/Ubi)

41 Obama just had his team re-prioritize the nuclear target sites for NORAD.

Former top three targets:

1.The Kremlin
2. Mecca
3. Berkeley

New list of targets:

1. Tel Aviv.
2. The Daily Mail offices in London.
3. Fox News.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2015 04:22 PM (K4YiS)

42 Potemkin campaigning

Posted by: The Potemkin Hat at April 15, 2015 04:22 PM (0Ew3K)

43 I have a bunch of relatives in Iowa. Even they are already saying she's a campaign fail and the dishonest, staged events are stunning.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2015 04:22 PM (GGCsk)

44 It takes a potemkin village to raise a crowd of Shrillarys.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2015 04:22 PM (XC1R3)

45
Sad, isn't it? The National Enquirer and Pravda are literally more reliable, even-handed, and useful than the NYT.

Wrong!


The Canary...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 15, 2015 04:22 PM (Bn6aD)

46 It won't matter. The Celebs and late night TV jerks will pretend to swoon for her, and the sheeple will follow, as always.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 15, 2015 04:22 PM (+kznc)

47 23 "Who's waiting in the wings to replace her?"



Castros

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM



Nah. Too pro-American.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 04:22 PM (oKE6c)

48 25 16 Why is the media coming out with all of this? Who's waiting in the wings to replace her?

Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2015 04:19 PM (1V9qu)



It's the British media, not our commissars from the Ministry of Propaganda.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM (oKE6c)

Yup. If you want the real skinny anymore you have to read foreign press.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 04:23 PM (mx5oN)

49 Look at me posing in front of a burning building that claimed two young lives.

Posted by: Iowa Democratic Committe Chair Woman With a Selfie Stick at April 15, 2015 04:23 PM (nCKKS)

50 I'm a little slow...Castro as in Fidel or Raul Castro?

Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2015 04:23 PM (1V9qu)

51 After Iowa she's heading here to NH. Oh goodie.

I suspect I will not be on her invites list.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 15, 2015 04:23 PM (4df7R)

52 This is Hillary! on her best, most rehearsed behavior.

Now imagine her as president and the Praetorian Guard she'll have with unlimited money and virtually unlimited authority.

Now that you're done screaming, perhaps more "Hillary so old" jokes might be in order.

BTW, this still isn't an endorsement of the GOPe side of the ledger. It's more of a "we're likely more boned than we've been accustomed too, and we're pretty damn boned already."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 15, 2015 04:23 PM (1CroS)

53 I'm liking the "Hillary is creepy" meme.

Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 04:23 PM (tIFIy)

54 Wait. Is she hiding her viper fangs in that cup?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2015 04:23 PM (GGCsk)

55 Those are the three people who actually bought her book. This is what they got in return.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2015 04:24 PM (fLKzW)

56 Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2015 04:23 PM (1V9qu)

Not that I know of.

Castro as in a couple of Mini-SCOAMTs from San Antonio.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f)

57 Hillary! - She Nearly Resembles A Living Human!


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:24 PM (hLRSq)

58
Do you know how ABC News treated clinton's Iowa campaign stop (the one where a group of politi-paparazzi ran after her van)?

ABC News said this: "hillary clinton's campaign ignited a media frenzy in Iowa"

Yeah, that's what the Dumb People are being fed by the "news."

Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 04:24 PM (H1DmM)

59 36 Are there any that are under 200 Lbs?

DeLauro? Oh, wait, you said women.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 04:21 PM (/kI1Q)

Rosa DeLauro? I'm not even sure she's human. She looks like something that crawled from the bowels of Mordor.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 04:24 PM (mx5oN)

60 She is going to find out things are a lot different that they were when she was the co-candidate running with the serial philanderer. There is the internet now and it gets news out there unfiltered by her sycophants in the MFM.


And she is also going to find she has made a lot of enemies and they have their knives out.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 04:24 PM (wlDny)

61 So she lied.

Anybody expect anything else?

And after Joe the Plumber nobody Right or Left is going to meet anybody unscripted and unvetted.

Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at April 15, 2015 04:24 PM (3ZtZW)

62 I suspect I will not be on her invites list.

Do you have any friends at the caterers?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 04:25 PM (/kI1Q)

63 When she makes eye contact she is selecting the one whose soul she will consume.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:25 PM (hLRSq)

64 Sad, isn't it? The National Enquirer and Pravda are literally more reliable, even-handed, and useful than the NYT.
Posted by: Jay Guevara


More honest and authentic newspaper mottos:

Daily Mail - All the News that's Fit to Upload

New York Times - All the News that's Fit to Quash

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2015 04:25 PM (K4YiS)

65 A friend if mine who escaped the old soviet union tells me news media wise, it is worse here in the USA than it was in the Soviet Union back then.

He cites stories like this all the time and emails me, and basically asks me , WTF? How is this happening here in America? There is nowhere else to flee!

Posted by: Dan at April 15, 2015 04:25 PM (COpZ4)

66 They really want a SJW POC

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 04:25 PM (MYCIw)

67 Castro as in a couple of Mini-SCOAMTs from San Antonio.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f)
**********
Teh Ghey Castro Brothers!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2015 04:25 PM (fLKzW)

68 When he drove for Biden, he probably had to wear a striped engineer's cap and blow toot toot on a whistle when they arrived at their destination.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 15, 2015 04:25 PM (nCKKS)

69 Is that really her or is it one of those Disney animatrons?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2015 04:25 PM (GGCsk)

70 Chuck Todd and Mark Halperin will be shocked - SHOCKED! - by this unexpected turn of events.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 15, 2015 04:25 PM (kqGWM)

71 54 >> Wait. Is she hiding her viper fangs in that cup?

Yeah. Her campaign staff has to milk her for venom 5 times a day or she will bust.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2015 04:25 PM (XC1R3)

72 But... but ... but she went to Chipotle and ordered food like a common person.

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2015 04:26 PM (88xKn)

73 68 When he drove for Biden, he probably had to wear a striped engineer's cap and blow toot toot on a whistle when they arrived at their destination.

okay, I laughed...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 15, 2015 04:26 PM (Bn6aD)

74 I have to ask, what the hell did Bill get from marrying this?

Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 04:26 PM (tIFIy)

75 3
What an epic start to a campaign.

Posted by: brak at April 15, 2015 04:16 PM (Tj+s6)


Just wait until she has to start giving "real" speeches instead of two scripted events with a few helpers as an audience.
It will be the book tour disaster all over again.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 04:26 PM (wlDny)

76 During 2008 and 2012 multiple instances of "random
question asker" that was actually a party operative for the democrats
occurred.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 04:22 PM (z/Ubi)


I was at a company "all hands" meeting one time, where a "random questioner" (who just happened to be an HR flunky) asked the CEO a softball question, which the CEO started answering before the guy had gotten to the operative part of the question.

"X, would you say that the company ..."
"Why, yes, great question, the company is moving forward overseas, and actively looking for domestic strategic partnerships."
Totally convincing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 04:26 PM (oKE6c)

77 If the Media decides she is to be the next president, she will be the next president. They have learned how to play the game, and the electorate is too stupid to catch on.

End it all now.

Posted by: Null at April 15, 2015 04:26 PM (xjpRj)

78 She's auditioning for her animatronic likeness in Disney's Hall of Presidents.

Posted by: biancaneve at April 15, 2015 04:26 PM (Zl68m)

79 Will Hillary have fake fainters at her speech events like Obama did?

"Oh, looks like another handsome young man has swooned for Hillary."

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 04:27 PM (jhqr1)

80 Hey Dumbfcuck GOPee: This is how things are done. How about getting moderators for your primary debates who do not consider you the scum of the earth?

Note: This is purely rhetorical. GOPee please do not respond and explain.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 15, 2015 04:27 PM (NUqwG)

81 Love the Boko Haram text right below the pic.

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 04:27 PM (MQEz6)

82
"Are there any that are under 200 Lbs?"


No way. I like 'em chubby!!

Posted by: Zombie Daniel Inouye at April 15, 2015 04:27 PM (OD2ni)

83 If the Democrats *have to* nominate a fat arrogant ugly old weasel, why not George Martin?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 04:27 PM (S/d7o)

84 I have to ask, what the hell did Bill get from marrying this?

A wife and child to parade around so he could become President.

Also, I think, some money.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:27 PM (kff5f)

85 51 After Iowa she's heading here to NH. Oh goodie.

I suspect I will not be on her invites list.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 15, 2015 04:23 PM (4df7R)



Oh come on. You're a government employee aren't you? You could fake it past their screeners. It should be that hard to pretend that you only think with your ovaries.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 04:28 PM (z/Ubi)

86 applewitch can't be president.NFW.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 04:28 PM (x3YFz)

87 "0 I'm a little slow...Castro as in Fidel or Raul Castro?"

Might as well be, but no. The Castro Bros are twin brothers from San Antonio. One used to be the Mayor of San Antonio and now is doing something for Obama, and the other is a congressman.

Their mama was one of the founders of La Raza.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 04:28 PM (MYCIw)

88 Do you really think that Hillary has been dropping Dookies in Truck Stop Terlets for the last three days? Hahahahahahaha. Can you picture the Hildabeast wiping with Single Ply Macho Wipe?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2015 04:28 PM (fLKzW)

89 "Are there any that are under 200 Lbs?"


I think Debbie Washerwoman Schultz's hair weighs that much...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 15, 2015 04:28 PM (Bn6aD)

90 Look at it this way, since they're only meeting pre-vetted red diaper babies, there wont be any need for a witch hunt to destroy a perfectly normal person like Joe the Plummer for daring upset one of our betters and causing them to break their noblesse oblige.

Posted by: Gaff at April 15, 2015 04:28 PM (jPS2y)

91 re 30: Gillibrand is a blockhead but not unattractive

and this reminds me of Hillary!s listening tour in NYS in 2000. Kind of like that black woman who appeared in one place as an 'undecided' voter but previously showed up as a Dem operative.

not the one I was thinking of, but from Doug Ross 2007

http://tinyurl.com/2wd29b

oh, yes, LaShannon Spencer: from newsbusters:

http://tinyurl.com/2swhwa
LaShannon Spencer LaShannon Spencer LaShannon Spencer

Posted by: mallfly at April 15, 2015 04:28 PM (qSIlh)

92 58 ABC News said this: "hillary clinton's campaign ignited a media frenzy in Iowa."

That is a fairly true statement, since the media are the only one excited about Grandma Cankles' candidacy.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 15, 2015 04:28 PM (nCKKS)

93 79 Will Hillary have fake fainters at her speech events like Obama did?

"Oh, looks like another handsome young man has swooned for Hillary."
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 04:27 PM (jhqr1)

I would expect the reaction to be a little more like Drake's after getting mouth-mugged by Madonna.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 04:28 PM (mx5oN)

94 Hillary/Rosa Kleb 2016!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 04:28 PM (oKE6c)

95 They should roll credits at the bottom of that video.

The role of Hillary Clinton was played by Mary Stepford.

The role of questioner was played by Iam Astandin.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2015 04:29 PM (GGCsk)

96 Oh come on. You're a government employee aren't you? You could fake it past their screeners.

The Horde would take up a collection for your bail money.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:29 PM (kff5f)

97 I am amazed that Democrats will vote for this shit with a straight face. I knew a hardcore "girl power" type who volunteered for Jim Moran WHO PUNCHED HIS WIFE IN THE FACE and she apparently didn't see the logical disconnect.

Posted by: Fleegle at April 15, 2015 04:29 PM (Zn2Yg)

98 Buzzion: "...multiple instances of 'random question asker' that was actually a party operative for the democrats occurred."

Oh, it's even worse than that. The people selecting the "randoms" were also party operatives who vetted the questions that were to be selected at random.

Kabuki, squared.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 15, 2015 04:29 PM (1CroS)

99 >>Can you picture the Hildabeast wiping with Single Ply Macho Wipe?

Why would I want to and why would you put that thought in my head?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 04:29 PM (g1DWB)

100 Everything will be staged in the travelling Hillary! show.

Posted by: Marmo at April 15, 2015 04:29 PM (QW+AD)

101 "Can you picture the Hildabeast wiping with Single Ply Macho Wipe?"

I can, and am laughing.

Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 04:29 PM (tIFIy)

102 58 ABC News said this: "hillary clinton's campaign ignited a media frenzy in Iowa."



Which way were they running?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 04:29 PM (oKE6c)

103 A wife and child to parade around so he could become President.



Also, I think, some money.



Don't talk about my daughter like that.

Posted by: Web Hubble at April 15, 2015 04:29 PM (0FSuD)

104 Hillary 2016!
Nearly Life-like!

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2015 04:30 PM (FcR7P)

105 Oh come on. You're a government employee aren't you? You could fake
it past their screeners. It should be that hard to pretend that you
only think with your ovaries.


We can Horde-source her some spy cams.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 04:30 PM (/kI1Q)

106 I'll catch hell for saying this, but you have to appreciate Bill Clinton's skills as a politician. He was more corrupt than her, but he pulled it off.


Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2015 04:30 PM (1V9qu)

107 >>>> I have to ask, what the hell did Bill get from marrying this?

Are you kidding? A live in Lawyer that will destroy any woman you've raped out of her own self-interest? Someone who will rake in the graft from the Governor's Mansion with gusto, leaving your hands clean? Loads of reasons.

Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at April 15, 2015 04:30 PM (3ZtZW)

108 >> If the Democrats *have to* nominate a fat arrogant ugly old weasel, why not George Martin?

I'm rested and ready. And I LIKE those rubber chicken dinners.

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 15, 2015 04:30 PM (XC1R3)

109 I am starting to question what I get out of all of this.....

Posted by: Humid Weiner at April 15, 2015 04:30 PM (fLKzW)

110 I have to ask, what the hell did Bill get from marrying this?


Non-shotgun wedding and rape charges dropped?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 04:30 PM (w+p4Z)

111 Hillary should be forced to eat at Lambert's Cafe in Missouri every day.

Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 04:30 PM (tIFIy)

112 Oh come on. You're a government employee aren't you?
You could fake it past their screeners. It should be that hard to
pretend that you only think with your ovaries.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 04:28 PM (z/Ubi)


OH, wouldn't that be beautiful? "Hello, Mrs. Clinton. Thank you for inviting me. My first question - and I'm sorry, i have to go a little off script here - is on the night of September 11, 2012, did you willingly surrender Americans to their doom in Benghazi? Did you delete 30K emails from your personal server to hide the fact that you told the US military to stand down and not attempt a rescue?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (4df7R)

113 Hillary sipping on her afternoon Metamucil .

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (P7ulB)

114 Stacked Deck!

Is the MSM going along with dealing seconds to the American Voter?

Posted by: Paladin at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (ycm4Q)

115 All I can say is if she's drinking anything but water with lemon then pffftttt..... she ain't getting my vote

Posted by: pissy undecided voter at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (XYKz+)

116 65 A friend if mine who escaped the old soviet union tells me news media wise, it is worse here in the USA than it was in the Soviet Union back then.

He cites stories like this all the time and emails me, and basically asks me , WTF? How is this happening here in America? There is nowhere else to flee!

Posted by: Dan at April 15, 2015 04:25 PM (COpZ4)


Pravda was forced to print lies at the point of a gun. The MSM prints the lies with glee and no force needed.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (z/Ubi)

117 Hillary is like the evil stepmother that some people have had the displeasure of experiencing. So corrupt, so vile that many sleepless nights are spent devising plans, calculating minimum sentence minus time served, devising strategies for jury nullification, then calculating age once released.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (xQX/f)

118 >>>>Just wait until she has to start giving "real" speeches instead of two scripted events with a few helpers as an audience.
It will be the book tour disaster all over again.
.
.
.
.She will start with that deer in the headlights look in her eyes, and go downhill quickly from there. She is at her worst when she is off script, completely clueless as we saw in 2008.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (HP6cv)

119 Question: "Your Most Terrible and Malevolent Cankleness, what do you want from us poor humble Iowans?"

Hillary: "Propitiation."

Question: "Ummm, what's..."

Hillary: "Blood, specifically human blood. The younger the better. The life-force is strongest in the young."

Question: "That's not..."

Hillary: "You have fifteen minutes or I will feast on yours."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (hLRSq)

120
Another fun tidbit from the National Enquirer:
An exclusive investigation by The National Inquirer has revealed that some of the deleted emails from HRC's server was full of lesbian references and her "lovers" names. A Clinton insider was quoted " I don't think that she's so concerned about emails referring to her as secretly gay. That's been out there for years, her real fear is that the names of some of her lovers would be made public!"

The Enquirer learned the list of Hillary's lovers includes a beauty in her early 30s who has oftern traveled with Hillary; a popular TV and movie star; the daughter of a top government official; and a stunning model who got a career boost after allegedly sleeping with Hillary. This is why she went to the extraordinary step of deleting everything.

Who are your guesses on the blind items?

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (G+Wff)

121 She probably has a fifth of bourbon in that cup.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (GGCsk)

122 I'm thinking she's had work done, because she looks a helluva lot younger than she did a year ago.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (YFFpo)

123
The Horde would take up a collection for your bail money.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:29 PM (kff5f)


I don't know if anything short of Koch-brother cash could suffice if I annoyed Her Royal Bitchness.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (4df7R)

124 I suspect I will not be on her invites list.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 15, 2015 04:23 PM


I would pay a lot of money to witness what would happen if you were.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (h4vJk)

125 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (4df7R)

That.
Would be.

EPIC.

You should really try to go. Submit nice sycophantic questions so you have a good chance of being picked to ask a question and then (as you say) go off script.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (kff5f)

126 Hillary has been on the government tit all her adult life and she needs to go on a listening tour to figure out what us everyday shleps think, why? What the fuck has she been doing the last 40 years?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (g1DWB)

127 84 I have to ask, what the hell did Bill get from marrying this?

A wife and child to parade around so he could become President.

Also, I think, some money.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:27 PM (kff5f)




Some money? It better have been national debt coinage to make that worthwhile.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (oKE6c)

128 The MFM will turn this into a tree falling in an empty forest.

The MFM controls what you see and hear and therefore what you think and feel.

Not for everyone, but for enough.

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (MQEz6)

129 Well it is a listening tour- right? So she listens to hand picked people who happen to agree with her.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (GGCsk)

130
Who are your guesses on the blind items?
Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (G+Wff)
---------
They're all blind if slurping Hillary.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (NUqwG)

131 122
I'm thinking she's had work done, because she looks a helluva lot younger than she did a year ago.


Posted by: tu3031 at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (YFFpo)


Now she just looks old as Methuselah's testicles rather than old as Methuselah himself.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 15, 2015 04:33 PM (4df7R)

132 I'll catch hell for saying this, but you have to appreciate Bill Clinton's skills as a politician. He was more corrupt than her, but he pulled it off.

The truth is that when you own the media, you can be as crooked and stupid as you want.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 04:33 PM (evdj2)

133 /oils rifle

this shit ain't going to get any better, is it?

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 04:33 PM (x3YFz)

134 Once we get that 3D printer in the van, I'll be able to just print some ordinary people instead of having to get near any of you meatbags.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2015 04:33 PM (xTFXi)

135 This reminds me of the show "Wag the Dog".

Posted by: Marmo at April 15, 2015 04:33 PM (QW+AD)

136 Can we get the British media to replace Al Jazeria on our cable networks?

Posted by: Paladin at April 15, 2015 04:33 PM (ycm4Q)

137 122 I'm thinking she's had work done, because she looks a helluva lot younger than she did a year ago.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (YFFpo)




Yet they still haven't dealt with her nictitating membrane.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 04:33 PM (oKE6c)

138 DO I ACTUALLY SEE NAME TENTS FOR THREE PEOPLE ON THAT TABLE?
Do they not do that for you at Macdonald's in the U.S.A.? They do here!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2015 04:33 PM (kivUY)

139
Hillary! - She Nearly Resembles A Living Human!


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:24 PM (hLRSq)








The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot.

Posted by: Kyle Reese at April 15, 2015 04:34 PM (SpnVI)

140 "What the fuck has she been doing the last 40 years?"

Talk about a fat pitch.

Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 04:34 PM (tIFIy)

141
Everyday people
Everyday tri-ibe
So proud to LIV
So proud to lie!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2015 04:34 PM (JtwS4)

142 I'll catch hell for saying this, but you have to appreciate Bill Clinton's skills as a politician. He was more corrupt than her, but he pulled it off.

*Ahem*, assumes facts not in evidence.
Hillary was booted from the Nixon prosecution team for being too dirty of a lawyer. She ran the bimbo destruction team. She sold influence when she was SecState. She's just as dirty as old Bill, and a nasty critter to boot.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 04:34 PM (jhqr1)

143 Yet they still haven't dealt with her nictitating membrane

That's Huma's job.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 04:34 PM (mx5oN)

144 Posted by: Mike at April 15, 2015 04:30 PM (1V9q

I think Hillary is twice as corrupt and dishonest as Bill. He's the schmoozer and she's the fixer.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 15, 2015 04:34 PM (P7ulB)

145 Personally, I think Hollywood has gone and ruined another franchise by casting Hillary in the lead of Weekend At Bernie's III - Road to the White House

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2015 04:34 PM (FcR7P)

146 I had to pay them. Nobody would sit through my Chipolte burrito farts and fishy breath for free.

Posted by: Hillary at April 15, 2015 04:34 PM (sQzB6)

147 They wouldn't let anyone into her appearances who either wasn't a paid OFA drone or someone who had never voted for a Republican in their entire life. I'm still a member of the Democrat party and somebody else is here too. Maybe he and I could show up,except that they'd check our voting records before we could make it anywhere

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 04:35 PM (DXzRD)

148 Bring on the carefully-selected proles!

Posted by: Hillary's Ready for Hillary! at April 15, 2015 04:35 PM (6E7W2)

149 Yes, just what everyone wants. An old, worn, tired, vapid, self-absorbed almost septuagenarian politician who has been around Washington for decades with no substantive accomplishments, except to somehow get into higher offices and shockingly trying to step stone her way to another one.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2015 04:35 PM (GGCsk)

150 I am shocked, shocked to hear that a Clinton event was staged!

Next you're going to tell me that their questions/interactions were scripted, or that they were instructed on what to wear so that they depicted the desired demographics.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 04:35 PM (2TN4k)

151 Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 04:34 PM (jhqr1)

There's a cheery thought. What if Bill is the ethical one?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:35 PM (kff5f)

152 Another fun tidbit from the National Enquirer:
An
exclusive investigation by The National Inquirer has revealed that some
of the deleted emails from HRC's server was full of lesbian references
and her "lovers" names.


Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2015 04:31 PM (G+Wff)


To my point above. I literally give more credence to the National Enquirer than to the NYT.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 04:35 PM (oKE6c)

153 She owes me 1 life. My friend Glenn.

I don't fucking forget.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 04:35 PM (x3YFz)

154 "He's the schmoozer and she's the fixer."

This reminds me of someone, hm...

Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 04:35 PM (tIFIy)

155 Yeah, but did any of them faint???

Posted by: Obama fo America! at April 15, 2015 04:36 PM (2TN4k)

156 Hillary: "Awright Price..., we aren't having any goddamn Joe the Plumber moments..., got that? I want vetted supporters, and if anything goes wrong, you're gonna be swabbing commodes down at the Hillary! campaign office. Get it?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 04:36 PM (Wvadc)

157 Wait. Is she hiding her viper fangs in that cup?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2015 04:23 PM (GGCsk)

Milking some venom. For when they need to "vet" some more "random, ordinary Americans." ((wink-wink-nudge-nudge))

Posted by: chiefjaybob at April 15, 2015 04:36 PM (2L77z)

158 I was frightened to death... the way she looked at me and grinned. Like a leer. It made me shudder. They were definitely not paying me enough to be there!

Posted by: Everyday Human Being at April 15, 2015 04:36 PM (3bq/d)

159 I ain't in no ways tired o drinkin me a big ole glass of this here sweet tea wid ya

Posted by: New and improved Hillary now with more bull shit at April 15, 2015 04:36 PM (XYKz+)

160 Has anyone tried splashing her with Holy Water?

Where are the Winchesters when you need them?

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 04:36 PM (MQEz6)

161 Are Secret Service guys sworn to secrecy? Their tell-alls would make a mint.

Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 04:36 PM (tIFIy)

162 What if Bill is the ethical one?

I will bet you Moo Moo's fictitious net worth that Bill could remember three names without name tents.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 04:36 PM (659DL)

163 Everyday She be-clowns Herself and the media ignores it...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 15, 2015 04:37 PM (Bn6aD)

164 Where does she go next on her tour? Aspen Dental for new set of dentures?

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2015 04:37 PM (88xKn)

165 okay, I laughed...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 15, 2015 04:26 PM (Bn6aD)

The jokes write themselves with him. Man, I wish the GOP had the balls to impeach SCOAMF. Biden as president would destroy the Drms for good. Another 20 years of Republucan rule...

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 15, 2015 04:37 PM (nCKKS)

166
Hillary sipping on her afternoon Metamucil .


or the blood of an under age sex slave,she needs it everday or she'll shrivel and die

Posted by: kj at April 15, 2015 04:37 PM (lKyWE)

167 Hillary - 2016
"Even The Bullshit is Bullshit"

Posted by: drill_thrawl at April 15, 2015 04:37 PM (JOG+K)

168

I'm thinking she's had work done, because she looks a helluva lot younger than she did a year ago.




Posted by: tu3031

A friend told me Hillary has been under the knife for a vag lift. The reporters must ask her about this revelation, and no, I don't have to reveal my source.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 15, 2015 04:37 PM (P330y)

169 I am ready for Hillary!

Posted by: Assman at April 15, 2015 04:37 PM (ecDRv)

170 There's nothing more ordinary American than a silicon based life form like myself.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2015 04:37 PM (xTFXi)

171 148 Bring on the carefully-selected proles!

Posted by: Hillary's Ready for Hillary! at April 15, 2015 04:35 PM (6E7W2)




Yep, some sturdy peasant youths posing on tractors in front of fields of wheat waving in the breeze will be just the thing.

Posted by: Socialist Realism at April 15, 2015 04:37 PM (oKE6c)

172 $100 to the first person who squeezes her ass cheek

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2015 04:38 PM (GGCsk)

173 IT'S NOT A MENU! IT'S A COOKBOOK!

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 04:38 PM (evdj2)

174 /oils rifle

this shit ain't going to get any better, is it?


Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 04:33 PM (x3YFz)



Bullets won't stop her and Holy water only annoys her. You'll probably have to go on a quest for an ancient weapon of power designed to destroy her according to nearly forgotten prophecy.

You better start soon. Here - we packed you a lunch.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:38 PM (hLRSq)

175 >>I'm thinking she's had work done, because she looks a helluva lot younger than she did a year ago.

Make that "more work done" - she's had nips and tucks before, and will likely have more in the future. Probably on some kind of maintenance plan at this point.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 04:38 PM (2TN4k)

176 I want some enterprising reporter to ask Hillary panties or depends?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 04:38 PM (g1DWB)

177 $100 to the first person who squeezes her ass cheek

Add about a dozen zeroes to that...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 15, 2015 04:38 PM (Bn6aD)

178 I'm thinking she's had work done, because she looks a helluva lot younger than she did a year ago.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (YFFpo)



It's the blood of the young; seriously.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:39 PM (hLRSq)

179 A friend told me Hillary has been under the knife for a vag lift. The reporters must ask her about this revelation, and no, I don't have to reveal my source.

I just had a hilarious mental picture of Hillary fluttering around the office on enormous labia majora wings.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 04:39 PM (jhqr1)

180 Bullets won't stop her and Holy water only annoys her. You'll probably have to go on a quest for an ancient weapon of power designed to destroy her according to nearly forgotten prophecy.

You'll need the First Blade - the weapon of Cain. I think Dean Winchester has it somewhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 04:39 PM (mx5oN)

181 You may be a fixer but you ain't no schmoozer!
Helter skelter! Helter skelter!
You may be a fixer but you ain't no schmoozer!

Posted by: the rutles at April 15, 2015 04:39 PM (kivUY)

182 If their is a 'gay' look then I believe Hillary is gay because she has the same look, mannerisms and attitude as our lesbian Houston mayor.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 15, 2015 04:39 PM (P7ulB)

183 She kept asking about some lady named Sarah Connor.

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 04:39 PM (MQEz6)

184 Dragon Glass?

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 04:39 PM (evdj2)

185 Next you're going to tell me that their questions/interactions were scripted, or that they were instructed on what to wear so that they depicted the desired demographics.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 04:35 PM (2TN4k)

The Clintons don't take a shit without it being scripted

Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2015 04:40 PM (GrXXa)

186
Hillary like most older women can spruce up her face, but the tell-tale sign is always the Komodo dragon hands with liver spots.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 15, 2015 04:40 PM (P330y)

187 >>/oils rifle

this shit ain't going to get any better, is it?


Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 04:33 PM (x3YFz)
<<

A month ago I passed on an AN/PVS-22. Now I'm thinking that was a bad idea. I want to see this shit coming a long way off whenever it does.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2015 04:40 PM (GGCsk)

188 Honest question:

Did Hillary turn gay after catching Bill screwing half the females in the state of Arkansas -- or was she gay all along from the very beginning, and they just had a "mutual convenience" marriage like Charles Laughton and Elsa Lanchester, which helped him cover up his affairs and her to cover up her orientation?

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2015 04:40 PM (K4YiS)

189 Big gold band on her left hand.

Happily married Hillary.

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 04:40 PM (MQEz6)

190 I'm thinking the people of Iowa will probably laugh their asses off at this kabuki theater of a campaign event....

Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 15, 2015 04:40 PM (XYKz+)

191 179 A friend told me Hillary has been under the knife for a vag lift. The reporters must ask her about this revelation, and no, I don't have to reveal my source.

I just had a hilarious mental picture of Hillary fluttering around the office on enormous labia majora wings.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 04:39 PM (jhqr1)

That's why she always wears pants - to keep them concealed.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 04:40 PM (mx5oN)

192 161 Are Secret Service guys sworn to secrecy? Their tell-alls would make a mint.
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 04:36 PM (tIFIy)

They already spilled the beans on her and Bubba. They call the SS "pigs" and they aren't even allowed to be in Hildabeast's sight. He was sneaking fat chicks through the service entrances to the White House, several a day at times.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 15, 2015 04:40 PM (nCKKS)

193 You better start soon. Here - we packed you a lunch.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:38 PM


Have fun stormin' the castle!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 04:41 PM (h4vJk)

194
Hillary is not ghey, and I know ghey!

Posted by: Sally Kohn at April 15, 2015 04:41 PM (P330y)

195 well, let's don't forget, Bill Clinton was a normal sort in that he actually liked stuff like McDonald's (or so it was said.) Remember in 2004 when Kerry et al went to a Wendy's and Mrs Kerry, of the Heinz ketchup fortune, asked what chili tasted like?

She pointed to the picture of the bowl of chilli above the clerk's head:
"What's that?" she asked. He explained that it was something called
"chilli" and she said she'd like to try a bowl.

the Telegraph: http://tinyurl.com/nqowevo

Posted by: mallfly at April 15, 2015 04:41 PM (qSIlh)

196 A friend told me Hillary has been under the knife for a vag lift.

For TV?

I wasn't going to watch any debates, but now I'm REALLY not going to watch any debates.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 04:41 PM (/kI1Q)

197 If their is a 'gay' look then I believe Hillary is gay because she has the same look, mannerisms and attitude as our lesbian Houston mayor.

The admiring/hungry look she gave Christina Aguilera's ample cleavage should have removed any doubt.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 04:41 PM (jhqr1)

198 Boxers or briefs?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2015 04:41 PM (GGCsk)

199 or was she gay all along from the very beginning

Wellesley, duh.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 04:41 PM (evdj2)

200 Get her to do the knife trick.

Posted by: Private Hudson at April 15, 2015 04:41 PM (9Z8lH)

201 >>I have to ask, what the hell did Bill get from marrying this?

The heebie jeebies?

Posted by: Aviator at April 15, 2015 04:42 PM (sQzB6)

202 "She had small black eyes. Like a doll's eyes."

Posted by: Terrified ordinary American "recruited" for Hillary! at April 15, 2015 04:42 PM (QW+AD)

203 Never forget how Hillary and Her Courtiers completely fucked up the Russian "reset" button presentation. The word they presented wasn't "reset," but "over-charged."

Here's Hillary when it really counted:

http://tinyurl.com/qjjw7jk

At that point, Sergei Lavrov had all he needed.

She's a know-nothing embarrassment.

Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 04:42 PM (tIFIy)

204
Hillary's vag lips were used to fan her cankles.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 15, 2015 04:43 PM (P330y)

205 Hillarys answer bill you kiss the blacks and the mexicans and I will kiss the gays and the jews and we will win the white house as often as we choose!" Angry old white men are through!

Posted by: captain*arizona at April 15, 2015 04:43 PM (eFbR+)

206 It's the British media, not our commissars from the Ministry of Propaganda.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 04:20 PM (oKE6c)

It looks like we'll have to get actual news from The Daily Mail since American "journalists" are the communications dept for Team Hillary

Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2015 04:43 PM (GrXXa)

207 Bernie Sanders is an out and out communist, but as least he has the gumption to ask, "What is Hillary Clinton running on?" (See Legal Insurrection)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 04:43 PM (DXzRD)

208
Hillary was a LUG in college. That's lesbian until graduation!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 15, 2015 04:44 PM (P330y)

209 Hillary Hillary!

Yes, I'm a young student studying healthcare policy, I have a few questions for you.

What's that, I'll need to file a form 958932 to ask permission to ask a question?

Huh, I guess I didn't drive around Choo-Choo- Biden enough.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 15, 2015 04:44 PM (HDwDg)

210 re 192: also the Arkansas state troopers.

Posted by: mallfly at April 15, 2015 04:44 PM (qSIlh)

211 Feh: "Are Secret Service guys sworn to secrecy? Their tell-alls would make a mint."

Is this absolutely true? No oath to uphold the Constitution first? They are sworn to defend not only the life but the ideology/lawlessness however corrupt?

Because if that's true, we're talking Nazi behavior/law. That's yet another avenue of reform. *Sigh*

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 15, 2015 04:44 PM (1CroS)

212 Hillary's average voters are about as authentic as the Palestinian bomb magnet lady and green helmet guy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 15, 2015 04:44 PM (OD2ni)

213 Hillary was a LUG in college. That's lesbian until graduation!

Well, that should earn Her votes. Aren't the majority of Americans gay now? That's what the media says...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 15, 2015 04:45 PM (Bn6aD)

214 I always had a soft spot for Cartridge Crone.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 04:45 PM (evdj2)

215 They did a nice job matching her necklace and bracelet to her electrodes.

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 04:45 PM (MQEz6)

216 Bullets won't stop her and Holy water only annoys her. You'll probably have to go on a quest for an ancient weapon of power designed to destroy her according to nearly forgotten prophecy.


A Sybian with a ground short.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 04:45 PM (w+p4Z)

217
If elected, Sir Edmund will take the Oath of Office with the Koran because it's only fair.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 15, 2015 04:46 PM (P330y)

218 Bernie Sanders is an out and out communist, but as least he has the gumption to ask, "What is Hillary Clinton running on?" (See Legal Insurrection)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 04:43 PM (DXzRD)



The fresh blood of youthful sacrifices is what I understand.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:46 PM (hLRSq)

219 178 I'm thinking she's had work done, because she looks a helluva lot younger than she did a year ago.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 15, 2015 04:32 PM (YFFpo)



It's the blood of the young; seriously.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:39 PM (hLRSq)

There have been a lot of children and young women going missing in NYC over the past year at least once a month. The children were special needs or troubled teens. The women were minorities and didn't look like prostitutes. Though they did off Peaches Geldoff. That was not done on a sacred day.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 15, 2015 04:46 PM (nCKKS)

220 >>That's why she always wears pants - to keep them concealed.

What do you think these cankles REALLY are?

Posted by: Hillary at April 15, 2015 04:46 PM (sQzB6)

221 "What is Hillary Clinton running on?"
A Guardian Bariatric Youth Walker (r). (Two-button; 400 lbs.; extra wide)

Posted by: the rutles at April 15, 2015 04:46 PM (kivUY)

222 "What is Hillary Clinton running on?"

I believe the van is powered by Chipotle gas.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2015 04:46 PM (FcR7P)

223 You kept saying that-"angry old white men". Even Jeb is younger than Hillary and the rest of the potential candidates are in their mid forties to early fifties. Plus a number of them have Latino backgrounds. Why do you hate middle aged Whites and Latino Americans?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 04:46 PM (DXzRD)

224 I just had a hilarious mental picture of Hillary fluttering around the office on enormous labia majora wings.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 04:39 PM (jhqr1)


So THAT'S what those are!!!!!!

Mystery solved.

http://tinyurl.com/lhfhebf

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 04:46 PM (V+kmg)

225 Sorry, but Hillary's face looks so tight it looks like someone has stretched a balloon over a bowling ball.


What!?!?!

We were all thinking it!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2015 04:47 PM (72D6h)

226 You're just jealous of my youth and sexiness and the way my walker makes my ass move.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2015 04:47 PM (xTFXi)

227 #221 Musical parody sock off.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2015 04:47 PM (kivUY)

228 Angry old white men are through!

So I guess you won't be voting for Bernie Sanders. You prefer angry old white women?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 04:47 PM (DXzRD)

229 Her support is definitely monochrome. And suffers from poor hygiene.

Posted by: Iblis at April 15, 2015 04:49 PM (9221z)

230 Her support is definitely monochrome. And suffers from poor hygiene.

Posted by: Iblis at April 15, 2015 04:49 PM (9221z)

231 by the way, remember in the Clinton years when we were told that people who had a problem with Hillary! were "afraid of a powerful woman"? My response was usually, so why do we like Margaret Thatcher so much?

Posted by: mallfly at April 15, 2015 04:49 PM (qSIlh)

232 Reminds me of a condo timeshare pitch where they plant ringers in the group.
Leader: So, what do you think? Jane?
Jane (aka Stooge): Actually, I was skeptical when I walked in. But now that I've heard about the plan, it sounds like a very good deal!

OT:
Smeared garlic on the check to the IRS. Maybe the tax vampires will get sick. They bleed you more than one of George Washington's doctors.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at April 15, 2015 04:49 PM (o4fG0)

233 Remind me again... Didn't this kind of Potemkin Village shit bite her in the ass in 2008 with the phony planted questions like "Diamonds or pearls?"

It's not that this kind of stuff is ineffective as much as Team Hillary is lazy, meaning they don't hide it well enough, and Hillary doesn't have the charm of Bill or Obama to distract people from the dove up their sleeve.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 04:49 PM (LO5Qy)

234 The Democratic bench is as youthful as the Politburo in the final days of the USSR.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:49 PM (hLRSq)

235 A Sybian with a ground short.

Somehow, somewhere, legions of NSA peeps are furiously googling to figure out wtf that means. I got it, and snorted some bottom shelf vodka out my nose.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 15, 2015 04:50 PM (xQX/f)

236 Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep: "There have been a lot of children and young women going missing in NYC over the past year at least once a month."

Well that explains the Scooby Van.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 15, 2015 04:51 PM (1CroS)

237
DWS has fuzzy hair because she rode that Sybian!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 15, 2015 04:51 PM (P330y)

238 "Somehow, somewhere, legions of NSA peeps are furiously googling to figure out wtf that means."


They're going to need more trauma counselors at Fort Meade.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:51 PM (hLRSq)

239 234 The Democratic bench is as youthful as the Politburo in the final days of the USSR.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:49 PM (hLRSq

And just as ugly and hairy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 04:51 PM (F2IAQ)

240 Do we have any Internet commando's going to liberal website/news outlets and such, voicing outrage at how the British Press is saying the Hildabeast is staging spontaneous events...something must be done to stop them!1!1!!1!

You know trolling them, and getting them all riled up that the cat is out of the bag?

Posted by: Paladin at April 15, 2015 04:52 PM (ycm4Q)

241 This campaign is brought to you by us - The only green shoots will be your face as you hurl at our obvious incompetence.

Posted by: HRC Plant Service at April 15, 2015 04:52 PM (cL79m)

242 After Iowa she's heading here to NH. Oh goodie.
Posted by: MWR

The frenzied charge of the media will bring new meaning to the "runnning of the sap"

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2015 04:52 PM (Spluw)

243 "Bzzzz Move mouthparts appealinglly..."

Do not delay while adoring me. Immediately answer my questions or be flayed, monkey pet human biped creature.

Biped, flap your mucous membranes and your diggy poker musclurature in your facechew place and click your language to me or be given to the Bore Worms.


I have Many Bore Worms, human biped.

Posted by: Hillary Abortiotron R-Zero DHAM at April 15, 2015 04:52 PM (S8V5R)

244
I can't deal with Hillary. I don't know how people can take her seriously.

I watched the forth episode of Daredevil last night and I still like it. Although the end was brutal. I couldn't watch it.

Posted by: Lea at April 15, 2015 04:53 PM (lIU4e)

245
I can't deal with Hillary. I don't know how people can take her seriously.

I watched the forth episode of Daredevil last night and I still like it. Although the end was brutal. I couldn't watch it.

Posted by: Lea at April 15, 2015 04:53 PM (lIU4e)

246 Googling and remembered Peaches' mother was dating INXS singer Michael Hutchence when he was found dead of an alleged suicide / auto erotic asphyxiation on 11/22, the same day JFK was assassinated.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 15, 2015 04:53 PM (nCKKS)

247 You know trolling them, and getting them all riled up that the cat is out of the bag?

Posted by: Paladin at April 15, 2015 04:52 PM (ycm4Q)


We're all out of hazmat suits. The Barrel ate through the last one yesterday, and we don't have delivery of the new ones until sometime next week.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:53 PM (kff5f)

248 The Democratic bench is as youthful as the Politburo in the final days of the USSR.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:49 PM (hLRSq)


But it's more than enough to kick the Surrender Monkey PRL's ass.

Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 04:53 PM (cL79m)

249
Whoops!

Posted by: Lea at April 15, 2015 04:53 PM (lIU4e)

250 160 Has anyone tried splashing her with Holy Water?

Where are the Winchesters when you need them?
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 04:36 PM (MQEz6)



We're probably going to need some borax. And actually might need to get some ashes of a Phoenix.

Posted by: Dean Winchester at April 15, 2015 04:53 PM (z/Ubi)

251
Let me warn you now to be wary of leaks -- not all leaks are equal.

For instance, if it just so happens that some of clinton's secret emails get leaked contain things that might help her campaign...

Always be skeptical.

Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 04:53 PM (H1DmM)

252 the rutles: "What is Hillary Clinton running on?"
A Guardian Bariatric Youth Walker (r). (Two-button; 400 lbs.; extra wide)"


Well played.

Posted by: Washington Free Beacon (Bacon $0.49) at April 15, 2015 04:54 PM (1CroS)

253 She's been getting away with this years. In 2000,she went on Letterman andanswered evrey question correctly about New York State, and the audience went crazy cheering. Turns out it was scripted and she and Letterman went over the questions beforehand.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 15, 2015 04:54 PM (OD2ni)

254 Paula herself was a "heroin overdose" like her daughter. I think they really do kill people and drink their blood.

Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 15, 2015 04:54 PM (nCKKS)

255 @235 - nah, they sit in front of their computers ten hours a day, they know all that stuff very well.

Someone needs to do a patent search on the vaginal-taser concept. If it hasn't been submitted someone needs to do so just to keep the patent examiners on their, uh, toes.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2015 04:54 PM (o+SC1)

256 I watched the forth episode of Daredevil last night and I still like it. Although the end was brutal. I couldn't watch it.

Watched 4 & 5 night before last. I also still like it (I could watch the scene, though).

My one problem so far is that Fisk is actively likeable. I mean, you know he's evil and everything, but he has charisma.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:55 PM (kff5f)

257 @246 - think Steyn's got a good piece on that particular piece of Geldof family history.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2015 04:55 PM (o+SC1)

258 Didn't Goldberg write about this in his Clinton playbook several years ago?

Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2015 04:56 PM (UzPAd)

259 Thank goodness! When you typed "peaches" I thought you meant our peaches and I was worried for her!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2015 04:57 PM (kivUY)

260 Looking at the screenshot...."Hyrdation"? Seriously?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2015 04:57 PM (60Vyp)

261 They wouldn't go through all the trouble if they didn't think it works.

The Daily Mail reports does not make this act a net plus for them.

Sadly for Hillary, this stuff works, but the mere fact you have to do it in the first place means your campaign is doomed the moment it faces a real challenge.

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 04:57 PM (MQEz6)

262 Looking at the screenshot...."Hyrdation"? Seriously?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2015 04:57 PM (60Vyp)


You're talking about the website that can't even spell Bacon right. "Free Beacon?" What's that?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:58 PM (kff5f)

263 Do you like lolcats? They're the bees knees! I have my staffers print them out for me since I keep accidentally deleting the emails.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2015 04:58 PM (xTFXi)

264
>>My one problem so far is that Fisk is actively likeable. I mean, you know he's evil and everything, but he has charisma.

I know! I actually like that, though. Villains you can like are good as long as you're clear that they are still evil. And this show is quite clear on that point.

Posted by: Lea at April 15, 2015 04:58 PM (lIU4e)

265
>>My one problem so far is that Fisk is actively likeable. I mean, you know he's evil and everything, but he has charisma.

I know! I actually like that, though. Villains you can like are good as long as you're clear that they are still evil. And this show is quite clear on that point.

Posted by: Lea at April 15, 2015 04:58 PM (lIU4e)

266 Why the hell am I double posting? I need to go home.

Posted by: Lea at April 15, 2015 04:58 PM (lIU4e)

267 What you can't tell from this without the audio is that Hillary was talking and drinking at the same time like one of those old-timey vaudeville ventriloquism acts.

Can you guess which lips were moving?

Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2015 04:58 PM (UzPAd)

268 It's not that this kind of stuff is ineffective as much as Team Hillary is lazy, meaning they don't hide it well enough, and Hillary doesn't have the charm of Bill or Obama to distract people from the dove up their sleeve.
Posted by: Brandon
-------------------

They do not *have* to be convincing. The media presentation will always be positive, and that is all that is necessary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 04:59 PM (028dR)

269 I'm liking the "Hillary is creepy" meme.

Posted by: Feh


Yeah, no kidding.

Did you see her kiss that rapper guy? He was so grossed out.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 15, 2015 04:59 PM (/Ho8c)

270 My one problem so far is that Fisk is actively likeable. I mean, you know he's evil and everything, but he has charisma.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:55 PM (kff5f)


----------------------------------------------


That was my problem. I found myself rooting for him in many of the episodes. Made me feel dirty. Like, Bangkok dirty.

Posted by: Soona at April 15, 2015 04:59 PM (/HX7u)

271 Some speculation on what may have been done with the latest round of touch-ups:

http://www.surgerypic.com/hillary-clinton-plastic-surgery/

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 04:59 PM (2TN4k)

272
I predict that some of clinton's "leaked" emails will include topics such as:

-- gosh darn it, Chelsea, I just want to help the middle class!
-- you know, Seymour, if I were president I sure wouldn't invade Iraq like Bush did!
-- Huma, don't tell anyone, but I'm open to all kinds of sexual adventures!

Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 04:59 PM (H1DmM)

273 Why the hell am I double posting? I need to go home.



Are you using Chrome?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 04:59 PM (w+p4Z)

274 Can you guess which lips were moving?

Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2015 04:58 PM (UzPAd)


Says the Moron with the hash pronounced "Ooze pad."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 04:59 PM (kff5f)

275 I think "hydration" means "hiding you being a Hydra by means of a wig and wide-shouldered pantsuit jackets."

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2015 04:59 PM (kivUY)

276 Hillary 'Potemkin Village' Clinton

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 05:00 PM (49rjL)

277 @261 - true enough, a primary opponent with better ballistic protection than that afforded Vince Foster could make serious hay out of that, which is why you've got the staff of Clinton Chiropractic out advising would-be adversaries on the current and future health of their skeletal systems.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2015 05:00 PM (o+SC1)

278 Hillary's Resume for President

Discredited Watergate committee employee
100,000 cattle futures
Rose Billing records
Fired Travel staff
Illegal collection of FBI files
Right Wing Conspiracy lie
Hillarycare boondoggle
Whitehouse property theft
Carpetbagging liar
Russian Recharge button
Benghazi dereliction of duties and cover up
Zero accomplishments as SOS
What Difference does it make
Illegal private e-mail and destruction of evidence

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 15, 2015 05:00 PM (P7ulB)

279 Do not avoid eye contact, hu-mon. Your soul nourishes me.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2015 05:01 PM (xTFXi)

280 That was my problem. I found myself rooting for him in many of the episodes. Made me feel dirty. Like, Bangkok dirty.

I root for him over the other bad guys, I guess, but not over Murdoch.

If you've read the Dresden books by Jim Butcher, this take on Fisk seems a lot like Butcher's Johnny Marcone.

If you *haven't* read them: do, they're good.
Also if you haven't read them: he's a very civilized gangster who does things like keep violence in the city down to a minimum- because chaos in the streets is bad for business.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 05:02 PM (kff5f)

281 Do not avoid eye contact, hu-mon. Your soul nourishes me.



Like the beast from The Strain.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 05:02 PM (w+p4Z)

282 Salt Vampire or Hillary!

Hillary! or Salt Vampire

Landru save us!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 05:02 PM (49rjL)

283 Um, what guys? This makes perfect sense.

Follow along:
She wants to relate with "common people".
She's heading to Iowa.
That's farm country.

So she brought along her own plants to show she can relate.

It seems like a perfectly reasonable plan, I don't get the criticism.

Posted by: gekkobear at April 15, 2015 05:02 PM (N5rqK)

284 261,

Yes and no.

A politician with instincts could use this as a springboard for initial attention and then play the crowd once they had to improvise.

Hillary has no instincts and is more wooden than Pinnochio's dick. She is not only unable to improvise, she looks like shit while doing the scripted part because it is so unnatural to her.

Witness for example the grating "ain't in no ways tired" speech.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 05:03 PM (eauMe)

285 279
Do not avoid eye contact, hu-mon. Your soul nourishes me.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2015 05:01 PM (xTFXi)

lol

Posted by: Assman at April 15, 2015 05:03 PM (ecDRv)

286 I'm literally a five-headed dragon. Who cares?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2015 05:03 PM (xTFXi)

287 240 You know trolling them, and getting them all riled up that the cat is out of the bag?
Posted by: Paladin
_______________________

That's it! "The cat is out of the bag." It can be Shrillary's equivalent of President Stumblef#@k's "The bear is loose." Nice work.

Posted by: Furious George at April 15, 2015 05:03 PM (UlJ3l)

288
by the end of this 'scandal' that the R's botched, hillary clinton will be found guilty...

of caring too much for the middle class.

I guarantee it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 05:04 PM (H1DmM)

289 >>Hillary's Resume for President


Bimbo eruptions management, scorched earth style

Running off-the-books intel organization as SoS (with or without Obama's knowledge?)

Discussing classified info and attachments via unsecured email with people who did not have clearance(e.g. w/Sid Blumenthal via his AOL email)

Selling favors via Clinton Global Initiative while SoS

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 05:04 PM (2TN4k)

290 Look, it's tough succeeding your husband. There's always lots of criticism, and most of it is unfair.

Happily, its worth living through the nastiness. There's plenty of money to be made and the common people absolutely adore you. Or else they are made to suffer and die.

Posted by: Zombie Eva Peron at April 15, 2015 05:04 PM (LISuA)

291

We're probably going to need some borax. And actually might need to get some ashes of a Phoenix.
Posted by: Dean Winchester at April 15, 2015 04:53 PM (z/Ubi)

Borax?

20 Mule Team?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 05:04 PM (F2IAQ)

292 I once splashed Hillary with "Holy Water."
She screamed out, "Get that thing away from me!
Save me, Huma!"

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 15, 2015 05:04 PM (GX1Kz)

293 Here is a good line for Hillary to impress ordinary American's.

When folks are sitting around their kitchen table paying their bills...

That is really endearing because ordinary Americans always say "folks" like in old movies. Plus they always sit around the kitchen table to pay bills because they don't have computers either like they do in Washington DC which makes me love her even more.

(Obama uses that BS line frequently, BTW)

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 15, 2015 05:04 PM (1BQGO)

294 @276 - Hillary 'It Takes A Potemkin Village' Clinton.

FIFY.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2015 05:05 PM (o+SC1)

295 Hillary was a LUG in college. That's lesbian until graduation Goetterdaemmerung!


Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 15, 2015 04:44 PM (P330y)
FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 05:05 PM (oKE6c)

296 That's it! "The cat is out of the bag." It can be Shrillary's equivalent of President Stumblef#@k's "The bear is loose." Nice work.
Posted by: Furious George at April 15, 2015 05:03 PM (UlJ3l)

I think you got it wrong.

"The Bag is headed to NH next."

Posted by: Golfman at April 15, 2015 05:06 PM (k+QpH)

297
>>this take on Fisk seems a lot like Butcher's Johnny Marcone.

I'm not far enough in to really tell, but I could see that working. I do think Marcone has an underlying morality and I haven't seen enough of Fisk to know if that is the case. I mean, I'm not thinking so much that it is right now, because the end was so brutal. But I enjoy those types of characters fairly well.
Not on Chrome. IE. Probably an outdated version.

Posted by: Lea at April 15, 2015 05:06 PM (lIU4e)

298 268,

Charisma covers up an awful lot of faults but the media can only do so much with the raw material.


Obama can read a telepromptor and is photogenic, so the media could cut around him to make him look great.

Hillary makes Richard Nixon seem charismatic and honest by contrast. She just comes off as scuzzy and phony despite the media spending 20+ years to sell her to the public.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 05:06 PM (eauMe)

299 Amazon is a good capitalistic enterprise. Last Friday night I had 17 deer in my backyard. Amazon to the rescue. Punched in 'hillary clinton urine' and waited. Result? A book -- Urinary Incontinence in Adults (Clinical Practice Guidelines).

So I settled on six ounces of coyote urine. Haven't seen the rats with antlers since.

Anyway, I'm thinking Amazon has the potential to be a massively entertaining drinking game for the next year and a half.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 15, 2015 05:07 PM (xQX/f)

300 >>Here is a good line for Hillary to impress ordinary American's.

"When folks are sitting around their kitchen table paying their bills..."


Would that be the kitchen in your $7 million + Kalorama mansion?
Or the Chappaqua mansion?
Or Chelsea's $10+ million NYC pad's kitchen table?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 05:07 PM (2TN4k)

301 Posted by: Cruzinator at April 15, 2015 05:00 PM (P7ulB)

You forgot the biggest Hiliary Rotten Von Der Schlikmeister resume item:

Total control of life or death (cough...Vince Foster...cough...)

Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 05:07 PM (cL79m)

302 Hillary has a book to fix all the ills.

Its a cookbook.

And she's famished.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 05:07 PM (49rjL)

303 Witness for example the grating "ain't in no ways tired" speech.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 05:03 PM (eauMe)




I literally cringed at the mendacity of that. And the audience ate it up. Amazing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 05:07 PM (oKE6c)

304 Hell Hillary makes the wicked witch of the west look charismatic and honest by contrast.

Posted by: OTB at April 15, 2015 05:07 PM (kVyzI)

305 Be not willowed, hie thyself over to the newest thoughts of the Proprietor.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2015 05:07 PM (o+SC1)

306
I don't see her walker in any of the vid, where did they hide it?

Posted by: fatwa fatwa at April 15, 2015 05:08 PM (q+zA9)

307 Hillary the minorities increase everyday conservatives decrease every day! Only once since 1988 has a republican got the majority of votes in 2004 when kerry and the unions were ambivalent of the immigration issue and democrats will never let that happen again. And you telling minorities that they shouldn't support democrats is like a nazi stormtrooper telling jews they shouldn't support the allies!

Posted by: captain*arizona at April 15, 2015 05:08 PM (eFbR+)

308 Here is a good line for Hillary to impress ordinary American's.

"When folks are sitting around their kitchen table paying their bills..."




How much does she pay Bill?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (oKE6c)

309 That's it! "The cat is out of the bag." It can be Shrillary's equivalent of President Stumblef#@k's "The bear is loose."


The cat is out of the hag. Huma is loose! Huma is loose!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 05:09 PM (w+p4Z)

310 Maybe she could show up in NH wearing waders and carrying a creel so that the voters can see she relates to fishermen?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 05:10 PM (DXzRD)

311 I see the Mooing Hector is deep in the sauce today.

Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 05:11 PM (cL79m)

312 Witness for example the grating "ain't in no ways tired" speech.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 05:03 PM (eauMe)

Didn't Hillary hurt herself dodging sniper bullets and someone told her she was bleeding and she said ' I ain't got time to bleed' ?

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 15, 2015 05:11 PM (P7ulB)

313 Hillary makes Richard Nixon seem charismatic and honest by contrast. She just comes off as scuzzy and phony despite the media spending 20+ years to sell her to the public.



Pick a turd up by the clean end.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 05:11 PM (w+p4Z)

314 Posted by: captain*arizona at April 15, 2015 05:08 PM (eFbR+)

I see you didn't answer my questions before, hector. Why do you hate middle aged Latino Americans?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 05:11 PM (DXzRD)

315 Haven't we had enough of candidates who want to be the President but who don't actually LIKE ordinary Americans?

Posted by: The Regular Guy at April 15, 2015 05:12 PM (qHCyt)

316 239 234 The Democratic bench is as youthful as the Politburo in the final days of the USSR.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2015 04:49 PM (hLRSq

And just as ugly and hairy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 04:51 PM (F2IAQ)




But less pro-American.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 05:12 PM (oKE6c)

317 Ah ain't no ways tired.

Posted by: Kentucky Fried Hillary at April 15, 2015 05:12 PM (OD2ni)

318 309,

Pretty much what I was thinking.


How many fur balls you think Huma coughs up a day?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 05:13 PM (eauMe)

319 In fact, I think she should have a prop at every event with average Americans-placed prominently in the rounddtable. If Hillary comes to your state what should she bring to relate to average_________(name state)?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 05:14 PM (DXzRD)

320 If Hillary comes to your state what should she bring to relate to average_________(name state)?

Hoosiers? Waffle fries.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 05:15 PM (/kI1Q)

321 As if we didn't already know that Hillary is ambitious, calculating, disingenuous, entitled, insincere, out of touch, over confident, polarizing, representing the past, secretive, and will do anything to win.

HT to HRC Super Volunteers!

Posted by: Yojimbo at April 15, 2015 05:15 PM (mv4JP)

322 "Hillary is like the evil stepmother that some people have had the
displeasure of experiencing. So corrupt, so vile that many sleepless
nights are spent devising plans, calculating minimum sentence minus time
served, devising strategies for jury nullification, then calculating
age once released."

This sounds interesting. Go on.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 15, 2015 05:15 PM (1BQGO)

323 In fact, I think she should have a prop at every event with average Americans-placed prominently in the rounddtable. If Hillary comes to your state what should she bring to relate to average_________(name state)?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 05:14 PM (DXzRD)


Limburger...to improve the smell.

Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 05:15 PM (cL79m)

324 That would be ACDEIOOTOCPRTPSAWDATW

Doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well as SCOAMF

Posted by: Yojimbo at April 15, 2015 05:16 PM (mv4JP)

325 #314 I don't they vote democrat too! I love everyone who votes democrat even old white males since I am one! There just not many of us.

Posted by: captain*arizona at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (eFbR+)

326 I believe lumber is also a big export of the lovely state of NH-and it really is lovely. She could bring a big old 2 x 4 and place in on a table. Then if anyone asks her an unscripted question she could knock them out with it and say ,"I can see why average NH folks appreciate the steadiness of their lumber."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (DXzRD)

327 In fact, I think she should have a prop at every event with average Americans-placed prominently in the rounddtable. If Hillary comes to your state what should she bring to relate to average_________(name state)?

_________________________
Cardboard sign in front of Walmart // out of work need help

Posted by: OTB at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (kVyzI)

328 Make that sturdiness.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 05:18 PM (DXzRD)

329 As I said, the Mooing Hector is deep in the sauce today.

Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 05:18 PM (cL79m)

330 Hillary, what's it like to just stroll into Mordor?

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 05:19 PM (MQEz6)

331 5 o'clock Charlie.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 05:20 PM (evdj2)

332 Posted by: captain*arizona at April 15, 2015 05:08 PM (eFbR+)

*******

OK, I know it's time for 5:20 Crazy and all, but come on!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 05:20 PM (3F6F8)

333 Moo Moo very much reminds me of an old troll named Bob Munck.

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 05:21 PM (MQEz6)

334 Hillary, what's it like to just stroll into Mordor?

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 05:19 PM (MQEz6)


Like going home...

Because it IS home.

Posted by: Killary at April 15, 2015 05:21 PM (cL79m)

335 Bob Munck could buy Moo with the change in his couch.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 05:22 PM (evdj2)

336 The "Free Beacon" can help to mock her, but what is really needed is a band of conservatives from each state she visits who show up with big signs saying things like " Hi, Hillary I'm an average _______'er. I'm ready for my scripted question now." The media won't film it but it might get in international news and people could post the pictures of the group on social media.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 05:24 PM (DXzRD)

337 You guys think I could get a seat with the Democrats?

Posted by: Konstantin Chernenko at April 15, 2015 05:25 PM (l3vZN)

338 The "Free Beacon" can help to mock her, but what is really needed is a band of conservatives from each state she visits who show up with big signs saying things like " Hi, Hillary I'm an average _______'er. I'm ready for my scripted question now." The media won't film it but it might get in international news and people could post the pictures of the group on social media.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 05:24 PM (DXzRD)


There isn't enough water in Lake Michigan to get clean again after doing that.

Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 05:26 PM (cL79m)

339 You guys think I could get a seat with the Democrats?

Posted by: Konstantin Chernenko at April 15, 2015 05:25 PM (l3vZN)


We've moved on from Stalinists like you.

Posted by: DNC at April 15, 2015 05:26 PM (cL79m)

340 You guys think I could get a seat with the Democrats?

Posted by: Konstantin Chernenko at April 15, 2015 05:25 PM (l3vZN)


You have a home with us though. We're looking to stay no more than 2 inches to the right of the Rats.

Posted by: RNC at April 15, 2015 05:27 PM (cL79m)

341 IS-y nood.

Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 05:28 PM (cL79m)

342 There isn't enough water in Lake Michigan to get clean again after doing that.

Why would you need to get clean?It would be mocking her approach

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 05:30 PM (DXzRD)

343 Ace, you should rip this sound and have a "HILLARY!" button that plays it when you punch it.

https://youtu.be/OQwA14YWdqA

I'd kind of like it on repeat for like 20 seconds. It gets HILLARY's character down like nothing else.

Posted by: Hillary Abortiotron R-Zero DHAM at April 15, 2015 05:34 PM (S8V5R)

344 I hate when I forget

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 15, 2015 05:38 PM (S8V5R)

345 plenty of funny stuff here but my favorite is

200 Get her to do the knife trick.
Posted by: Private Hudson at April 15, 2015 04:41 PM (9Z8lH)

:-D

SHE MOSTLY COMES AT NIGHT
MOSTLY

Posted by: Deputy Director Higgins at April 15, 2015 05:45 PM (IxEWc)

346 325 #314 I don't they vote democrat too! I love everyone who votes democrat even old white males since I am one! There just not many of us.
Posted by: captain*arizona at April 15, 2015 05:17 PM (eFbR+)

Don't sell yourself short. There are plenty of old queens out there.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 15, 2015 05:48 PM (P7ulB)

347 Interesting who has the story: The Brits! Immigrants doing jobs Americans (press) won't do!

Posted by: docweasel at April 15, 2015 06:43 PM (0r/VP)

348 "Her campaign staff has to milk her for venom 5 times a day or she will bust." Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2015 04:25 PM (XC1R3)

Laughed so hard, my dog gave me a WTF look, jumped in my lap, and stuck his nose to mine to smell if sum ting wong.

*wipes eyes*

Posted by: Bad Dog Puppy Treats at April 16, 2015 09:56 AM (xqkWy)

349
Hey, it's Iowa. Can we call it an astrocorn campaign?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 16, 2015 10:06 AM (VvOZ5)

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