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Aaron Hernandez Convicted of Murder; Sentenced to the New York Jets

Okay, so it's not that bad-- sentenced to life in prison.

Former Patriots star Aaron Hernandez has been convicted on all counts in the June 2013 killing of Odin Lloyd, including first-degree murder. He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

The verdict represents a stunning fall from grace for the former tight end, who just three years ago signed a five-year contract extension worth up to $40 million with the New England Patriots....

Hernandez also faces two murder charges for a 2012 drive-by shooting in Boston's South End. That trial does not yet have a starting date.

I never even heard of those charges.

Posted by: Ace at 11:52 AM




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1 Life in prison. He ain't gonna be a tight end any longer.

Posted by: Roy at April 15, 2015 11:53 AM (VndSC)

2 Make Ray Rice his cellmate and then I'll be impressed.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 11:54 AM (x3YFz)

3 "Hey, Aaron. Come and stay with me. I got a free bed now."

- Lawrence Phillips

Posted by: Mortis at April 15, 2015 11:54 AM (kGXNb)

4
.... but if he'd have been a white hispanic.....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 11:56 AM (NaV4z)

5 OT: cyberwar update, day 4.

ho. lee.F.

Shield Wall!

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (x3YFz)

6 The other murders preceded this, but stories of his involvement in them came out after this one. It is believed by some (most? Or at least was speculated by some at one point) that concern about his knowledge of those murders provided the motive for killing Lloyd.

Posted by: Lyford at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (32G1y)

7 Ace, Odin Lloyd heard about him killing the other two and Hernandez was paranoid he would spill the beans about it. He killed him because he was the man who knew too much.

Posted by: Madamex at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (+tIeX)

8 Come over here and suck your wife's dick.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (evdj2)

9 Now he'll be a wide receiver.

Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (7ObY1)

10 >>Aaron Hernandez Convicted of Murder; Sentenced to the New York Jets

Totally uncalled for. Funny, but uncalled for.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (g1DWB)

11 Shield Wall!
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (x3YFz)

----

Who we at war with Niner??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (NaV4z)

12 Thugs gotta thug.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (zRby/)

13 I was just gonna ask - what was his motive?

Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (cbfNE)

14 I don't see how you can be convicted of murder one with no murder weapon, no confession and no witnesses against you.

But whatever, dude had everything and threw it away.

Guy should have listened to Stanley Mcrystal on how to be successful, step one, don't surround yourself with low life thugs.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 15, 2015 11:58 AM (D9OaR)

15 The really surprising thing about this is that he never showed any signs of being anything other than just a really nice young man.

Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2015 11:58 AM (kGsA2)

16 "He killed him because he was the man who knew too much."

It's always the coverup.

Posted by: Zombie Nixon at April 15, 2015 11:58 AM (MYCIw)

17 And the number one question the boys at the big house are axing?



Where can we put another tattoo on this guy?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (0FSuD)

18 But ... but ... he's a "college graduate!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (oKE6c)

19
Guy should have listened to Stanley Mcrystal on how to be successful, step one, don't surround yourself with low life thugs.

--

Come on, be realistic - he was in the NFL.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (YgotP)

20 I was just gonna ask - what was his motive?
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (cbfNE)

----

Odin knew about the other two killings..... so SILENCE DEAD MAN.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (NaV4z)

21 "Former tight end"

Thread winner at #1. Impressive.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (PMQ7P)

22 14 I really haven't followed the case. Was it all circumstantial?

Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (cbfNE)

23 Who we at war with Niner??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (NaV4z)


OPSEC aside?

a few scripters in Iran/NK/SA/China with warehouses full of child labor.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (x3YFz)

24 13
I was just gonna ask - what was his motive?

Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (cbfNE)

Guy was mouthing off about two guys that Aron had shot before. That and he was dating his fiance's sister.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:00 PM (0FSuD)

25 Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:00 PM (zRby/)

26 Look at that forehead. He's even less convincing than I am.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 15, 2015 12:00 PM (xkSSa)

27 Aaron Hernandez for NFL-Extreme....


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:00 PM (/4AZU)

28 Look at Drudge and tell me that doesn't look like Adam Sandler.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:00 PM (irGEw)

29 Didn't he kill the other guys because they spilled a drink on him?

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:01 PM (MYCIw)

30 Didn't he kill the other guys because they spilled a drink on him?

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:01 PM (MYCIw)

31 Totally uncalled for. Funny, but uncalled for.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (g1DWB)


I disagree. Any mocking and taunting of the NY Jets is ALWAYS called for.

Posted by: physics geek at April 15, 2015 12:01 PM (MT22W)

32 I heard he was turning his life around and was an aspiring rap artist.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 15, 2015 12:01 PM (5IHGT)

33 Dead men tell no tales.

Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 12:01 PM (cbfNE)

34 Aaron, his cheeks wide.

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (MQEz6)

35 Thanks to Drudge, now I know why I can't board a plane in Denver without getting groped.

Ghey TSA agents wanting to touch my junk.

I shoulda figgered.

Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (7ObY1)

36 Can they arrest Manziel for impersonating a football player?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (PMQ7P)

37
As a consolation prize, he was turning his life around and was very good to his mother. And his cat.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (P330y)

38 >>I disagree. Any mocking and taunting of the NY Jets is ALWAYS called for.

You're on the list.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (g1DWB)

39 Hopefully this has been thoroughly shredded, mocked and parodied by Horde Inc, but, Al Sharpton's goons planning a hunger strike over non-confirmation (ok, really just GOPe pre-cave) of Loretta Lynch. No, it's a real thing.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 12:03 PM (5buP8)

40 Aaron will now be playing center on the prison football team.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2015 12:03 PM (wtvvX)

41 Carried over from previous thread:

>>Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?


Are you considering Country songs, too? Because you'll find a lot more there.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 12:03 PM (2TN4k)

42 As a consolation prize, he was turning his life around and was very good to his mother. And his cat.


Posted by: Roger Goodell at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (P330y)


One children's book, comin' up!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:03 PM (oKE6c)

43 If they really wanted to punish him, they could have sent him to the Bills. He would have a decent life in NYC, but Buffalo is a barren wasteland.

Posted by: Penfold at April 15, 2015 12:04 PM (Fbt5B)

44 You're on the list.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (g1DWB)


The list of diehard Jets' haters? Guilty as charged. Then again, my team continues to lose to them, so it's not like my fandom is full of joy or anything.

Posted by: physics geek at April 15, 2015 12:04 PM (MT22W)

45 Alt Headline - Aaron Hernandez's NFL career cut short by chronic elbow pain and murder conviction.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 12:04 PM (evdj2)

46 ">Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?"

Family Bible by Willie Nelson

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:04 PM (MYCIw)

47 30
Didn't he kill the other guys because they spilled a drink on him?

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:01 PM (MYCIw)

Yeah, I seem to remember that.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (0FSuD)

48 MA will go broke and release him in ten years.

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (MQEz6)

49 I got the creeps when I got searched at Denver. The guy was definitely light in the loafers. 'Luckily' I'm unattractive.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (PMQ7P)

50 Man Orange Juice smoothies after a 600 calorie walk on hills makes the world go round.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (/4AZU)

51 It coulda been the Browns.

THAT would be worse than prison. (well not quite. Depends on how gay is Hernandez?)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (zRby/)

52 Hopefully this has been thoroughly shredded, mocked
and parodied by Horde Inc, but, Al Sharpton's goons planning a hunger
strike over non-confirmation (ok, really just GOPe pre-cave) of Loretta
Lynch. No, it's a real thing.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 12:03 PM (5buP


if they actually possessed the courage to do it they'd starve to death.

not seeing the down side.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (x3YFz)

53 Hilarious headline. And follow up.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (A98Xu)

54 The TSA thing happens everywhere. I know in Denver it was a gay thing, but it seems to me that any time someone is pulled out for a pat down it "just happens" to be an attractive woman.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:06 PM (MYCIw)

55 My guess is that Aaron will be pitching, not catching. Might kill a few of his cellmates as well...

Keeping it real was worth more than $40 million, I guess....

Posted by: packsoldier at April 15, 2015 12:06 PM (8T8H7)

56 38 Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (g1DWB)

His rap sheet isn't bad enough for the Jest...he'll be an Iggle...

J-E-S-T Jest, Jest, JEST

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:06 PM (/4AZU)

57 @41 lots of U2 songs.

Gloria.

Sunday Bloody Sunday.

Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2015 12:06 PM (kGsA2)

58 "if they actually possessed the courage to do it they'd starve to death."

No chance of that. They're alternating days.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:06 PM (MYCIw)

59 Shield Wall!
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (x3YFz)

Someone's sabotaged the shield generators. Yueh!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (2Ojst)

60 49 I got the creeps when I got searched at Denver. The guy was definitely light in the loafers. 'Luckily' I'm unattractive.


I bet we had the same guy.

He kept insisting there was something in the pocket of my shorts that he had to grope for 10 minutes.

Wasn't nothin' in there but lint.

Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (7ObY1)

61 And he's coming to MY prison!

wOOt

Posted by: Warden Hazen at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (3ZtZW)

62 55 Posted by: packsoldier at April 15, 2015 12:06 PM (8T8H7)

If he gets a Federal bust he can tag team with Lawrence Phillips....

Stone Hands and Airblock...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (/4AZU)

63 Ported over from previous thread because it just dawned on me that this would be crossing the memes:

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalpost of Life.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (0HooB)

64 >>Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?


-----

Lots of Creeds stuff did.

Some of Kansas stuff on Leftoverture did too.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (NaV4z)

65 "No chance of that. They're alternating days."

So basically, they're doing Weight Watchers, but for a cause.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (irGEw)

66 Thanks to Drudge, now I know why I can't board a plane in Denver without getting groped.
Ghey TSA agents wanting to touch my junk.
I shoulda figgered. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (7ObY1)

If you stop putting a sock in there they'll stop trying to grope you. Just sayin'.


Posted by: LizLem at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (yRwC8)

67 "He kept insisting there was something in the pocket of my shorts that he had to grope for 10 minutes. "

No joke, you should come forward and raise a huge, huge stink about being sexually assaulted. They aren't releasing any information on the victims, so it's being swept under the rug.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (MYCIw)

68
Appeal Point #4 - Mr Hernandez presented in court daily with a Bible tucked neatly into his left breast pocket over his heart. To no avail.

Posted by: Vinny Gambini, Attorney at Law at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (P330y)

69 OT:

7 homicides in Milwaukee in 48 hours.

What the hell?

Posted by: wondering at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (m/Gc2)

70 I got the creeps when I got searched at Denver. The guy was definitely light in the loafers. 'Luckily' I'm unattractive.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (PMQ7P)


"hey speedy. Yer spendin' a little too much time searching that area"

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:09 PM (x3YFz)

71 >>>>7 homicides in Milwaukee in 48 hours.

Rounding the team out

Posted by: Warden Hazen at April 15, 2015 12:09 PM (3ZtZW)

72 69 Posted by: wondering at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (m/Gc2)

They are trying out for the Rahm-a-lympics?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:09 PM (/4AZU)

73 @69

So a slow morning in Chicago?

Posted by: Penfold at April 15, 2015 12:09 PM (Fbt5B)

74 "7 homicides in Milwaukee in 48 hours.

What the hell?"

Out of control Police gunning down black men who were turning their lives around?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:09 PM (irGEw)

75 yeah, he was brazen. and guilty. of course guilty.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 15, 2015 12:10 PM (AkOaV)

76 #32 Dave at Buffalo Roam: "I heard he was turning his life around and was an aspiring rap artist."
- - - - -

Dindu Nuffins is always a college-bound honor student.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at April 15, 2015 12:10 PM (xN1DB)

77 >>His rap sheet isn't bad enough for the Jest...he'll be an Iggle...

Actually, one of the things that has hurt the Jets recently was Woody Johnson's insistence on only bringing in "high character" players. Ironically, he was quoted as saying he got this from the Pats and their Patriots Way nonsense.

Hernandez was a thug long before he got to the Pats and everyone knew it. Nobody should be surprised this happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:10 PM (g1DWB)

78 Sorta related, Elvis singing gospel is awesome.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 15, 2015 12:10 PM (5IHGT)

79 I got the creeps when I got searched at Denver. The guy was definitely light in the loafers. 'Luckily' I'm unattractive.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (PMQ7P)

I don't fly much, but the last time I did I was sorely tempted to do a Derek Smalls. I probably would have been arrested, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)

80 Interesting thing is that the scumbag will quickly rise to leadership in the prison gang. He had some loose associations with La Eme in the freeworld, and I'm sure those are about to be strengthened when he enters prison as a lifer. His life is about to become very, very "interesting". I'd say he becomes an alpha predator in prison....a highly stressful life.

Posted by: aquaviva at April 15, 2015 12:11 PM (IbSEs)

81 76 Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at April 15, 2015 12:10 PM (xN1DB)

Volunteering at the shelters as well...

Genuine pillars of the communi-tay

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:11 PM (/4AZU)

82 If you're hiring people with MS-13 tats, you might be in for some trouble.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:11 PM (zRby/)

83 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:11 PM (kff5f)

84 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:11 PM (kff5f)

85 I think 34 just broke the internets. LOL

Posted by: citizen khan at April 15, 2015 12:12 PM (+0IWA)

86 84 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:11 PM (kff5f)

Piss on the ashes.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:12 PM (2Ojst)

87 Thugs gotta thug, I guess.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:12 PM (kff5f)

88 Daddy Sang Bass by Johnny Cash.


Chorus is straight out of Will the Circle be Unbroken. Written by Carl Perkins. Carl Perkins wrote alot of songs.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 15, 2015 12:12 PM (PXKj8)

89 Imagine my surprise when I was told by a former music industry insider that the band Kansas was *almost* marketed as a Christian band.

Instead, they were sorta marketed as America's first prog-rock band. Kinda.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 12:12 PM (0HooB)

90
"Spirit In the Sky" by Norm Greenbaum is another.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (NaV4z)

91 77 Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:10 PM (g1DWB)

The NFL would hire jack the Ripper if his 40 was high enough....

even when I was a fan I sorta detested their ability to ignore rap sheets...

going back to Lance Rentzel...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (/4AZU)

92
Car chase in Houston
guy fleeing shot multiple times on live TV
fled for over 20 minutes

at the end he hit a Honda Fit type car head on and two other vehicles and then jumped out of the car, in from of a school when he was finally shot

he was black

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (zOTsN)

93 Carried over from previous thread:

>>Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?


I know it's popular to make fun of them, but anything by Creed.

And most of their stuff on My Own Prison was pretty popular, and they basically wouldn't stop playing "Higher" and "Arms Wide Open" for months on end when they were released.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (kff5f)

94 So, why did he kill his future brother in law?r

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (iQIUe)

95 His prison team is called the Packers.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (wtvvX)

96 >who just three years ago signed a five-year contract extension worth up to $40 million with the New England Patriots....

Just getting his life on track.
He was arrested on his way to church.

Posted by: fb at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (JVEmw)

97 7 homicides in Milwaukee in 48 hours.



What the hell?

Posted by: wondering at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (m/Gc2)

Temperature got over 20 degrees and all hell broke loose?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (0FSuD)

98 Never mind. I remember now.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (iQIUe)

99 Here's a fun Ray Charles/Johnny Cash collaboration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWnPXfgNEC0

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (MYCIw)

100 Looks like Mr. Hernandez is going a get a chance to become a wide receiver

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (kFxpe)

101 >>Imagine my surprise when I was told by a former music industry insider that the band Kansas was *almost* marketed as a Christian band.

Dust in the Wind has a sort of Christian vibe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (g1DWB)

102 in from of a school when he was finally shot

he was black


Expected MFM Headline:

"Police shoot unarmed Black suspect in front of Elementary school."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (kff5f)

103
driver reached into the car before he was shot

possibly for gun? or vehicle registration (jk)

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (zOTsN)

104 Dust in the Wind.

Farts in a Hurricane.

Turds in whirlpool.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (zRby/)

105 >>So, why did he kill his future brother in law?

He was blabbing about how Hernandez killed two other guys. Had to shut him up.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (2TN4k)

106 92 Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (zOTsN)

This shows why there should be a federalized law enforcement agency that doesn't chase African-Americans....

//$lim $hady $harpton


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (/4AZU)

107 " and then jumped out of the car, in from of a school when he was finally shot. was black"

They shot a black man cause he was late for class?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (irGEw)

108 at the end he hit a Honda Fit type car head on and
two other vehicles and then jumped out of the car, in from of a school
when he was finally shot

he was black

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (zOTsN)

What a shocker.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (0FSuD)

109 >Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?


-----

Lots of Creeds stuff did.

Some of Kansas stuff on Leftoverture did too.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (NaV4z)

Most country music, old and new.
Three Wooden Crosses-Randy Travis
Long Black Train-Josh Turner
When I Get Where I'm Going-Brad Paisley
Believe-Brooks and Dunn

Gorgeous song by Vince Gill and Patti Loveless worth listening to anytime
Go Rest High on That Mountain.

http://tinyurl.com/mn36xl3

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (PfWwQ)

110 Dust in the Wind has a sort of Christian vibe.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (g1DWB)

----

Almost all of their Leftoverture album odes.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (NaV4z)

111
a middle school and an elementary school are in lock down

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (zOTsN)

112 "Dust in the Wind."

That reminds me of the Supernatural episode where Dean becomes the Angel of Death.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (MYCIw)

113 Just getting his life on track.

He was arrested on his way to church.



Posted by: fb at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (JVEmw)


great. Except for the guy he murdered can't get his life on track because he's dead.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:17 PM (x3YFz)

114 a middle school and an elementary school are in lock down
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (zOTsN)

-----

WHERE????

Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 15, 2015 12:17 PM (NaV4z)

115 Just getting his life on track.
He was arrested on his way to church.

Posted by: fb at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM


Where he was finally to marry the mother of his three children...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 12:17 PM (h4vJk)

116 103 Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (zOTsN)

He was reaching for his Bible...

he was turning his life around...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:17 PM (/4AZU)

117 That reminds me of the Supernatural episode where Dean becomes the Angel of Death.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (MYCIw)

Ooooo, that was a good episode.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:17 PM (2Ojst)

118 I disagree. Any mocking and taunting of the NY Jets is ALWAYS called for.
Posted by: physics geek


I agree with your Jets mocking 111!!!!1!1! Percent!

And I'm a Jets fan.

Posted by: drill_thrawl at April 15, 2015 12:17 PM (JOG+K)

119 You know that feeling at the end of an episode of Law and Order, where the bad guy, despite all indications to the contrary, gets convicted? Yeah, that's the feeling I have right now.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 15, 2015 12:18 PM (ppaKI)

120
no word on if the perp is dead

and if he is there should be a massive increase in time on the range because multiple shooters, multiple times

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:18 PM (zOTsN)

121 Look at Drudge and tell me that doesn't look like Adam Sandler. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:00 PM (irGEw)


I can see it now... The Longest Yard as a reality show, starring Hernandez. It's gold Jerry gold!!

Posted by: LizLem at April 15, 2015 12:18 PM (yRwC8)

122 Interestingly: you can make the argument for a lot of Disturbed's stuff.

Also Breaking Benjamin.
Collective Soul.
The first two Evanescence albums (they met at Church Camp).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:19 PM (kff5f)

123 69 OT:

7 homicides in Milwaukee in 48 hours.

What the hell?

Posted by: wondering at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (m/Gc2)




In related news, Milwaukee officials report the welfare rolls have dropped by seven, and parole officers are sitting around playing cards with less work to do.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:19 PM (oKE6c)

124 120 Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:18 PM (zOTsN)

If we had drones with Napalm bombs we could get these folks with one shot.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:19 PM (/4AZU)

125 I agree with your Jets mocking 111!!!!1!1! Percent!

And I'm a Jets fan.


And I get to mock my local team, the Tampa Bay Yucks.

Maybe this #1 pick will be a better QB than the last one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 12:19 PM (0HooB)

126 He plays for the Yankees right?

Posted by: Hillary the Horrible at April 15, 2015 12:20 PM (WCnJW)

127 Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:18 PM (zOTsN)

Didn't someone mention just yesterday that Baby-face Nelson was shot 17 times, still shot the cops trying to arrest him, and crawled away to die hours later?

It *might* not be bad shooting.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:20 PM (kff5f)

128
Dust in the Wind has a sort of Christian vibe.


--

Psalm 103

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:20 PM (YgotP)

129 107 " and then jumped out of the car, in from of a school when he was finally shot. was black"

They shot a black man cause he was late for class?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (irGEw)




No. They were so shocked that he knew where a school was that they dropped the weapon and it went off.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:21 PM (oKE6c)

130 I volunteer to go in his place.

Posted by: Michael Sam at April 15, 2015 12:21 PM (xkSSa)

131 If I were on the jury I would have voted not guilty for the registration offenses as jury nullification.

Posted by: SH at April 15, 2015 12:21 PM (gmeXX)

132 ">Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?"


-
Going back a ways here but Norman Greenbaum, Spirit in the Sky.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (XUKZU)

133 there is only one ambulance there and they used it for the driver he hit head on in the little white car

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (zOTsN)

134 If he'd had sex reassignment surgery he wouldn't have had this agression problem to begin with.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (xkSSa)

135 It *might* not be bad shooting

According to KHOU, there was an exchange of gunfire after he jumped out of the car.

Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (ZKGnj)

136 127 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:20 PM (kff5f)

That generation of thugs makes the current batch look like pussies...

Verne Miller http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vernon_C._Miller comes to mind...

remember these guys were being shot with .45ACP and rifle rounds...

This has been the Sven J Olafson History Curmudgeon update

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (/4AZU)

137 He actually may not do so well in the slammer.

Guys are not pleased to see someone who had it made showing up and acting tough.

And believe or not, murderers aren't necessarily tough guys.

Sure they had the nerve (or the lack of impulse control) to do the deed but being tough is something different.

If he walks small and talks less, he may be okay.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (zRby/)

138
Speaking of bands, did you ever hear of the Copelands? I knew of MIles Copeland the father b/c of his CIA involvement. But he was also a musician and all 3 of his sons went into the music business: Stewart Copeland drummer with the Police and Miles III and Ian who were all in the business end.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miles_Copeland_III

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (iQIUe)

139
at the end he hit a Honda Fit type car head on
and two other vehicles and then jumped out of the car, in from of a
school when he was finally shot

he was black

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (zOTsN)


MSM headline: "Black man shot for double-parking."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (oKE6c)

140 Come on - who thinks that Aaron Hernandez actually murdered some guy? I am just not sure I buy it. Seems trumped up.

I also watched The Good Wife last night so I'm skeptical of the Blue State justice system right now.

Posted by: El oh El at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (XpAxm)

141 Onward, Christian Soldiers.

Nice beat.
Uplifting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (irGEw)

142 128 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:20 PM (YgotP)

https://youtu.be/3Osh-KYy4Cw

Boomhauer-Dust In The Wind

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (/4AZU)

143 So the real rape culture is at airports instead of college campuses. Thanks, TSA.

Posted by: NCKate at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (TYgTi)

144
I saw him jump out of the car. Didn't see a gun. He was reaching into the car. Didn't see him shoot. Saw the cops shoot. Good for them

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:24 PM (zOTsN)

145 Does this mean he is now a free agent?

If so, the Redskins would like to sign him to a contract, $100M over 3 years, $99M guaranteed, with a kicker of 34 cartons of cigarettes.

Posted by: Dan Snyder at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (+Fae7)

146 Remember when "sportsmanlike conduct" meant a sense of fair play and respect for the rules? Yeah it's been a while.

Posted by: Null at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (xjpRj)

147 137 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (zRby/)

Eh...guy is strong enough to choke a guy to death in 6 seconds or so with practice...

I thought he'd lose more mass than he did once off the "Vitamins"...

He's a big boy

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (/4AZU)

148 Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?


To Hell with the Devil!


tinyurl.com/kexnooh

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (9LuAk)

149 TV station says the guy shot at the cops and they returned fire.




http://tinyurl.com/m3gkfs6

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (0FSuD)

150 now they are saying he shot from the car before the stop/crash

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)

151 Car chase in Houston
guy fleeing shot multiple times on live TV
fled for over 20 minutes


Fled or bled?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (6khLX)

152 Posted by: NCKate at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (TYgTi)

That's the fondlers.

The REAL rape culture is in places like where Hernandez is going.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (zRby/)

153 >Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?

Some of U2's stuff.

& a few En Vogue songs (though not the stuff that got airplay).

MC Hammer's "Pray", maybe.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (Q819Q)

154
Fled or bled?

yes

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (zOTsN)

155 George Harrison "My Sweet Lord" (hippy all faiths)
Dishwalla "Counting Blue Cars"
Joan Osborne "One of Us"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (2TN4k)

156 MSM headline: "Black man shot for double-parking."

Single Black father gunned down in drive-by shooting, while waiting for his daughter who had just received her third Honor Role plaque in Assembly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (irGEw)

157 >>Come on - who thinks that Aaron Hernandez actually murdered some guy? I am just not sure I buy it. Seems trumped up.

Me. Not his first shooting. He is being accused of shooting another guy in the right eye.

He has lots of gang affiliations and has a pretty spotty record and NFL players and violence isn't exactly rare so yeah, I think he is guilty as hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (g1DWB)

158 130 Posted by: Michael Sam at April 15, 2015 12:21 PM (xkSSa)

https://youtu.be/sY2WIFGQttE

Some Guys Get All The Luck-Michael Sam and the Ringtones


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (/4AZU)

159 Some ex-49er just strangled his cellmate.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:27 PM (iQIUe)

160 there are at least 30 cop cars there now

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:27 PM (zOTsN)

161 Dust in the Wind has a sort of Christian vibe.


--

Psalm 103

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:20 PM (YgotP)


you're valued more than dust.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:27 PM (x3YFz)

162 Dindu Nuffins is always a college-bound honor student.

------------

But then he runs into Ferkan Derya.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:27 PM (oKE6c)

163 One of the witnesses for the State was a guy Hernandez had shot in the head a few years ago. Guy's face was reconstructed, he was blind in one eye. Wasn't allowed to mention his injuries or how he got them.

Posted by: LincolnTf at April 15, 2015 12:28 PM (2cS/G)

164 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (/4AZU)

Ain't nobody going to come at him from in front.

Shiv in the kidney will do him up nice.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:28 PM (zRby/)

165 Christina Theme music; Grateful Dead, "St. Stephen."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 12:28 PM (5buP8)

166 159 Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:27 PM (iQIUe)

Credit where credit is due...Larry Phillips was a ram...drafted by Dick Vermeil

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:28 PM (/4AZU)

167 "Hey, "Coach", the new kid with the tats gets gets the "Franchise Tag", amiright?"

Posted by: Just The Punchline at April 15, 2015 12:28 PM (xErAG)

168 Come on - who thinks that Aaron Hernandez actually murdered some guy? I am just not sure I buy it. Seems trumped up.
Posted by: El oh El at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (XpAxm)


You clearly have not been following the story.

Shit, his lawyer admitted he was at the scene when Lloyd was murdered. That's 50% of the conviction right there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (sbV1u)

169 Me. Not his first shooting. He is being accused of shooting another guy in the right eye.



He has lots of gang affiliations and has a pretty spotty record and
NFL players and violence isn't exactly rare so yeah, I think he is
guilty as hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (g1DWB)


No doubt caused by poverty. Eight million dollars doesn't go as far as it used to.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)

170 160
there are at least 30 cop cars there now

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:27 PM (zOTsN)

How about a link to the video. I couldn't find one.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (0FSuD)

171 "He has lots of gang affiliations and has a pretty spotty record and NFL players and violence isn't exactly rare so yeah, I think he is guilty as hell."


This goes back to high school and college. While at Florida it's purported that Meyer urged NFL scouts to look elsewhere because he was a headache.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (LA7Cm)

172 My mistake...Rich Brooks...

Dick Vermeil thought he was salvageable,,

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (/4AZU)

173 He's looking at two more up in Boston before he did this one.
Just keepin'it real...

Posted by: tu3031 at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (YFFpo)

174
you're valued more than dust.
Posted by: TangoNine

---

The point is, like the flowers in the fields, life on earth is a very temporary thing.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (YgotP)

175 He ain't gonna be a tight end any longer.

Posted by: Roy


Threadwinner.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (/Ho8c)

176 >>Christina Theme music; Grateful Dead, "St. Stephen."


Best when it is a medly with the William Tell Overture.

Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (QTDAA)

177 No doubt caused by poverty. Eight million dollars doesn't go as far as it used to.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)



8? He had a $40 million contract.

He had ONE. FUCKING. JOB.

Evidently he thought that job was murder, not catching passes from Tom Brady.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (sbV1u)

178
I am watching it on TV live. I got no link love. Sorry.
KPRC 2. Second ambulance took the perp away

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (zOTsN)

179 7 homicides in Milwaukee in 48 hours.

One of them was a guy shot point-blank after stopping when he drove over an unsupervised toddler who ran out in front of his car. Needless to type, the family of the toddler knows who did it but ain't snitchin'.


(I think we should be exhorting Moms Demand Attention to go out into these urban neighborhoods to do a little canvassing, tell the thugs they need to give up their weapons for the safety of the children, instead of just bullying the law-abiding from their swank exurbs.)

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (/kI1Q)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (sbV1u)

181 175 Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (/Ho8c)

Split End however...

*snare drum*

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (/4AZU)

182 Odin Lloyd heard about him killing the other two and Hernandez was paranoid he would spill the beans about it. He killed him because he was the man who knew too much.
___________

It's always the cover-up that gets us!

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (lmdHn)

183 The point is, like the flowers in the fields, life on earth is a very temporary thing.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (YgotP)

From dust you were made, and to dust you shall return. Gen. 3:19

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (2Ojst)

184 The point is, like the flowers in the fields, life on earth is a very temporary thing.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (YgotP)


very true.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (x3YFz)

185 NY Jets?

I'd pay to see Joe Biden, Boomer Esiason, and an orangutang get in a battle of wits. Or a buddy cop movie. Or cross-country motorcycle race. Whatever. Just take my money!

Posted by: wooga at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (38Xg+)

186 Led Zeppelin: "Stairway to Heaven."?
Ok, probably not.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (5buP8)

187 JUSTICE !!!

Finally some justice for the decades of Patriot Cheating !!!

JUSTICE !!!


Posted by: Honest Football Fans Everywhere at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (i4eXO)

188 179 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (/kI1Q)

ah yes...

I wonder if there's more to that story?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (/4AZU)

189 Speaking of our new prisoner. Anyone else notice something on this fellows chest?




http://tinyurl.com/5x7

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (0FSuD)

190 suspect is dead

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:32 PM (zOTsN)

191 >>Some ex-49er just strangled his cellmate.


That's hot.

Posted by: Zombie Caradine at April 15, 2015 12:32 PM (QTDAA)

192 "One of them was a guy shot point-blank after stopping when he drove over an unsupervised toddler who ran out in front of his car. Needless to type, the family of the toddler knows who did it but ain't snitchin'.
"

That story gets even weirder. Not only did the guy shoot the driver, he also shot and killed the 2 year old's older brother.


Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:32 PM (MYCIw)

193 @189

Looks like he's a moron!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:32 PM (0FSuD)

194 The point is, like the flowers in the fields, life on earth is a very temporary thing.


Like tears in rain.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 12:32 PM (6khLX)

195 185 Posted by: wooga at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (38Xg+)

am I the only 'ron who can't help but smile that Joey Plugz is thinking..."hey what's this Hillary! bullshit I haven't made up my mind yet?"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (/4AZU)

196 From dust you were made, and to dust you shall return. Gen. 3:19

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (2Ojst)


heh. Don't think you're going to get off that easy.

this is just boot camp.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (x3YFz)

197 > Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?


Ella Henserson's "Ghost" has strong religious imagery, though it's about exorcising a bad relationship. Currently on the charts.

I keep going to the river to pray

'Cause I need something that can wash all the pain

And at most I'm sleeping all these demons away

But your ghost, the ghost of you

It keeps me awake

Beyonce's "Halo" is in same category, christian imagery in a secular song, but is about revering a person not the almighty. I think she sang it for Obama once, which, gross, just gross.

Posted by: LizLem at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (yRwC8)

198 Just think, Hernandez is made more money while in prison than most people will make in their lifetime.

He received $9.25M as a signing bonus in 2013 before he was arrested, and then his guaranteed salaries for 2013, 2014, and 2015 that will total $6.75M. No offset in his contract for getting arrested, so he gets and keeps all of his guaranteed $16M while never playing a down on the contract.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (+Fae7)

199 The point is, like the flowers in the fields, life on earth is a very temporary thing.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (YgotP)


For all our days have declined in Your fury; We have finished our years like a sigh.

Psalm 90, verse 9

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (sbV1u)

200
about the shooting after the toddler run over

one of the guys shot was the toddlers brother

doesn't mean they have the same daddy

could be older half sibling and moron friend accidentally run over the toddler and toddler baby daddy shoots them

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:34 PM (zOTsN)

201 Gotta Serve Somebody - Dylan

Dylan actually wrote a few Christian songs.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:34 PM (g1DWB)

202 200
about the shooting after the toddler run over

one of the guys shot was the toddlers brother

doesn't mean they have the same daddy

could be older half sibling and moron friend accidentally run over the toddler and toddler baby daddy shoots them
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:34 PM (zOTsN)

Wait, wait, wait, you're going to need to draw this out on a chart or something.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (2Ojst)

203 Thug be thuggin'.

At least the Patriots pulled the ripcord on him. Eventually.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (9BRsg)

204 This Hernandez guy is a real model citizen, - if you're a Raiders fan.

Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (UzPAd)

205 Is the Eagles "Hotel California" a reference to purgatory?



Or just weirdly prescient?


Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (5buP8)

206 Not only did the guy shoot the driver, he also shot and killed the 2 year old's older brother.


I've assumed the brother was supposed to be watching the kid...?


I'd pay to see Joe Biden, Boomer Esiason, and an orangutang get in a battle of wits.

Rocky can play Pong, he'd kick Biden's ass.
http://azyandfriends.com/SitePages/Rocky.aspx


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (/kI1Q)

207 " No offset in his contract for getting arrested, so he gets and keeps all of his guaranteed $16M while never playing a down on the contract."

Yet the Angels are bitching about having to pay Josh Hamilton.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (MYCIw)

208 No offset in his contract for getting arrested, so
he gets and keeps all of his guaranteed $16M while never playing a down
on the contract.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (+Fae7)

Yeah, we'll see about that.

Posted by: Da Trial Lawyers at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (0FSuD)

209 A lot of Collective Soul's stuff seems Christian. A little douche, too, but Christian.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (xErAG)

210 George Harrison "My Sweet Lord" (hippy all faiths)
Dishwalla "Counting Blue Cars"
Joan Osborne "One of Us"


Dang it! The George Harrison & the Joan Osborne ones are explicitly anti-Christian.

I have no idea what a dishwalla is so I can't comment.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (Q819Q)

211 JUSTICE !!!
Finally some justice for the decades of Patriot Cheating !!!
JUSTICE !!!
Posted by: Honest Football Fans Everywhere at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (i4eXO)



Jus sayin

http://tinyurl.com/poog2rx

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (sbV1u)

212 Baby Daddy score cards

Get your baby Daddy score cards here.

Can't tell who's your Daddy without a score card.

Step right up son. It's only tree fitty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (zRby/)

213 202 Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (2Ojst)

the family tree has circles in it...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (/4AZU)

214
sibling shot was 16

toddler run over was 2

two different daddys

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (zOTsN)

215 could be older half sibling and moron friend accidentally run over the toddler and toddler baby daddy shoots them
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:34 PM (zOTsN)


Do you realize how socially screwed up what you just wrote is? And yet we are now to the point where, it's understandable.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (KbNXw)

216
The person that ran over the toddler may have been the second half-brother of the uncle's nephew.

We're going to need a large sheet of graph paper to put together a family org chart.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (YgotP)

217 baby daddy shot the brother, who was not his child

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (zOTsN)

218 " No offset in his contract for getting arrested, so he gets and keeps
all of his guaranteed $16M while never playing a down on the contract."


How fast did they fire the GM who signed that contract?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (/kI1Q)

219
I haven't followed closely. I'm aware that Bellichik and (maybe?) Kraft were supposed to testify.

Do we know the nature of their testimony?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (JtwS4)

220 Odin also alleged to have assaulted Aaron's baby momma's sister or something, I think.

Hernandez put himself at the scene at trial.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (9BRsg)

221 That is just crazy to me that a guy that makes $2-$3MM per year would be willing to murder a guy. You think he'd be extra worried about losing what he's got since he's got so much.

Hell I make way less than that and I'm scared to buy weed.

Posted by: El oh El at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (XpAxm)

222 I have no idea what a dishwalla is so I can't comment.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (Q819Q)


ask my ex wife. and the dishes.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (x3YFz)

223 Christian songs? Peter Gabriel's "Solsbury Hill".

Posted by: Darles Chickens at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (z4vvZ)

224 We're going to need a large sheet of graph paper to put together a family org chart.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (YgotP)


You're very likely to find that the family tree is, in fact, a stick.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (sbV1u)

225 I recommend a ven diagram

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:38 PM (zOTsN)

226 I think Jars of Clay had a song or two on the secular charts.
And Stryper.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:38 PM (/kI1Q)

227 You're very likely to find that the family tree is, in fact, a stick.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (sbV1u)

so stealing that.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:38 PM (x3YFz)

228 When you hire lawyers from a TV ad you are going to prison. OJ had a top flight team in his original trail - not so much in the conviction that sent him to prison years later.

Posted by: An Observation at April 15, 2015 12:38 PM (OSg9x)

229 We're going to need a large sheet of graph paper to put together a family org


MS Office and an 80 inch monitor.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 12:38 PM (6khLX)

230 >>Do we know the nature of their testimony?

Don't know about Kraft but rumor is that Belichick just kept repeating "I'm just focused on the next game".

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (g1DWB)

231 My Sweet Lord is the first song I ever remember hearing in my Dad's Pontiac. What year was that?

Posted by: Jaimo at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (9U1OG)

232 7 homicides in Milwaukee in 48 hours.

I don't know if the toddler hit by the van is being counted as a murder, though two people were shot dead in the aftermath.

Some comedy for the rest of the country.
Mayor of Milwaukee Tom Barrett blamed Scott Walker and the R's for the bloodshed, via passing CCW and Castle doctrine!
Didn't hint at it, actually made the accusation!

As if.
As if those shootings were done by those who could get a CCW.
Or a legal firearm.
Poor bastard who was stabbed to death, hardly gets a mention, cuz stabbings are Okay or something.
If you live around Milwaukee, it's been sad/funny/pathetic to watch the political leadership of Milw spin blame around like a centrifuge out of control.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (XmOA9)

233 Some ex-49er just strangled his cellmate.

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NTTAWWT

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (XUKZU)

234 224 We're going to need a large sheet of graph paper to put together a family org chart.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (YgotP)


You're very likely to find that the family tree is, in fact, a stick.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (sbV1u)

I dunno, with all the different baby daddies and baby mamas running around, it would probably look more like a spider web or a dreamcatcher.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (2Ojst)

235 How fast did they fire the GM who signed that contract?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (/kI1Q)


A bit of the blame also goes to the NFLPA for how contracts are structured these days.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (sbV1u)

236 The man is a Pathological Liar so
maybe a Presidential Cabinet Appointment is in his future, of course after his pardon...

Posted by: From Shredder to Hard Drive Wiper it is all good in Arkansas at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (/WmRg)

237 I thought the guy who hit the toddler was a delivery van driver, in the neighborhood, who stopped immediately after he hit the kid?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 12:40 PM (tf9Ne)

238
baby daddy shot the brother, who was not his child

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And we thought the traditional family model was in trouble when the gay marriage issue surfaced.....

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:40 PM (YgotP)

239 I think the real murderer here is Amanda Knox. Maybe the Satanic rituals paid off and it just *looked* like Hernandez. It'll come out that Knox is a Seahawks fan

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:40 PM (PMQ7P)

240 "Morning Has Broken," by Cat Islam.

Posted by: letitbeme at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (K/MPD)

241 Poor bastard who was stabbed to death, hardly gets a mention, cuz stabbings are Okay or something.

He's a role model for children, since he didn't try to defend himself with a firearm.

(I really fucking hate Moms Demand, in case you can't tell.)

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (/kI1Q)

242 How about "God Shuffled His Feet" by the Crash Test Dummies?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (/Ho8c)

243
driver stopped, but 16 year old sibling was a passenger in the vehicle apparently

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (zOTsN)

244 240 "Morning Has Broken," by Cat Islam.
Posted by: letitbeme at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (K/MPD)

Eh, that was a cover of a hymn, I'm not sure that counts.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (2Ojst)

245 MSM headline: "Black man shot for double-parking."

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Sounds about right

Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (cbfNE)

246 "And we thought the traditional family model was in trouble when the gay marriage issue surfaced....."

Over 70% of black children are now born to unwed mothers.

There's no coming back from that. Good job, dems. Good fucking job.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (MYCIw)

247 237 Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 12:40 PM (tf9Ne)

http://intjforum.com/showthread.php?p=4840763

b/c yes I'm an INTJ

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:42 PM (/4AZU)

248 semi-relevant.
https://youtu.be/g09GtnWdBjc

Posted by: hack at April 15, 2015 12:42 PM (168MX)

249 He received $9.25M as a signing bonus in 2013 before he was arrested, and then his guaranteed salaries for 2013, 2014, and 2015 that will total $6.75M. No offset in his contract for getting arrested, so he gets and keeps all of his guaranteed $16M while never playing a down on the contract.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (+Fae7)




So it WAS caused by poverty.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:42 PM (oKE6c)

250 Over 70% of black children are now born to unwed mothers.

There's no coming back from that. Good job, dems. Good fucking job.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (MYCIw)

Yeah, but them n*ggers is still votin' Democrat, just like I said they would!

Posted by: LBJ at April 15, 2015 12:42 PM (2Ojst)

251 Yeah, I remember Flood by Jars of Clay.

Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2015 12:42 PM (ZKGnj)

252 I guess he will be transitioning from tight end to "loose end".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2015 12:42 PM (X1nz/)

253 Stigmata - Ministry

Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 12:43 PM (QTDAA)

254 and here I was this morning thinking of writing a paper on interplanetary interferometry.

foiled again!

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:43 PM (x3YFz)

255 I'm thinking Toddler Daddy shot the driver and the older half-brother b/c he was strapped and blamed the older 1/2 brother for not watching the baby...

just another day in paradise...

"crimes of passion...look at the passion all over that wall"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:43 PM (/4AZU)

256 If the NFL and NBA banned all thugs/criminals, there'd be no league left.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (0LHZx)

257 Wait, that other trial doesn't even has a trial date yet? For some reason I thought it did.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (mf5HN)

258 Jesus Christ Pose - Soundgarden

Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (QTDAA)

259 And they wonder why people involved in accidents in certain neighborhoods flee.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (zRby/)

260 202 200
about the shooting after the toddler run over

one of the guys shot was the toddlers brother

doesn't mean they have the same daddy

could be older half sibling and moron friend accidentally run over the toddler and toddler baby daddy shoots them
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:34 PM (zOTsN)

Wait, wait, wait, you're going to need to draw this out on a chart or something.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (2Ojst)




Yeah, really. We need a crib sheet or something. This is getting really complicated.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (oKE6c)

261 256 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (0LHZx)

Major League Baseball'd have 8 teams...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:45 PM (/4AZU)

262 I thought the guy who hit the toddler was a delivery van driver, in the
neighborhood, who stopped immediately after he hit the kid?


My take-home here is don't stop.

Shooter's mother has decided to cooperate after all; shooter is the boys' uncle.
http://is.gd/PFAKpD

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:45 PM (/kI1Q)

263 "Red Dirt Road" by Brooks and Dunn

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 15, 2015 12:45 PM (HK8p2)

264 Dylan actually wrote a few Christian songs.

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I read the other day a theory that All Along the Watchtower is based upon Isaiah 21: 5-9.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 12:45 PM (XUKZU)

265 256 If the NFL and NBA banned all thugs/criminals, there'd be no league left.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (0LHZx)




Just the Lingerie League.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:46 PM (oKE6c)

266 If the NBA bans thugs and criminals, Houston Rockets walk away with this year's title

They got Harden, no-one could accuse him of being a thug

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:46 PM (PMQ7P)

267 Nothing says respect for life and civilized behavior like shooting someone because of an accident.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:46 PM (zRby/)

268
oops

According to the Daily News, teen took little toddler to nearby house party

toddler wanders away and gets run over after he darts into the street

van driver stops, waits and grieves

some one at the party shoots the driver and then chases and shoots the brother

teenwas not a passenger in the car

baby daddy theory still holds

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:46 PM (zOTsN)

269 At least the Patriots pulled the ripcord on him. Eventually.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone

Wait; the Patriots have some limits?! This is news.

Posted by: Zombie Gandhi at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (Spluw)

270 I just think it's funny how people are pretending to be shocked by this. Who is the typical NFL player? Grew up in the projects in a house without a father. And you say they end up being violent criminals? Whaaaaaa??

And yes obviously there are exceptions. But they're exactly the exceptions that prove the rule.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (0LHZx)

271 Just the Lingerie League.


Posted by: Jay Guevara


I would be entirely OK with this.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (/Ho8c)

272 262 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:45 PM (/kI1Q)

wonderful even more convoluted...

I can understand the rage at one's self for losing your blood...I can even wrap my head around while disagreeing at shooting the toddler's 1/2 brother b/c in the end it is STILL your fault...

the driver...eh why not if you're gonna flip...

but being an uncle and going over those lines?

Yeah no...guy just wanted to be a badass.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (/4AZU)

273 baby daddy theory still holds

Uncle. Which I guess does not invalidate baby daddy theory, but eeew gross.
http://is.gd/PFAKpD

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (/kI1Q)

274
240 "Morning Has Broken," by Cat Islam.

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Eh, that was a cover of a hymn, I'm not sure that counts.
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Maybe not, but it was way up the charts, I seem to recall.
Similarly, Paul Simon's "American Tune"cribs the melody of the first few bars of "O Sacred Head Now Wounded," to a nice effect.

Posted by: letitbeme at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (4uDUj)

275
whose uncle

the dead teens, the dead toddlers, or both?

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (zOTsN)

276 Crack is whack.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (zRby/)

277 Evanescence - Bring Me To Life.

Posted by: Captain Ned at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (WI6nT)

278 ust think it's funny how people are pretending to be
shocked by this. Who is the typical NFL player? Grew up in the projects
in a house without a father. And you say they end up being violent
criminals? Whaaaaaa??



And yes obviously there are exceptions. But they're exactly the exceptions that prove the rule.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (0LHZx)


stereotyping is the punji pit that unsmart people fail to avoid.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (x3YFz)

279 Speaking of house parties, check the Smoking Gun on today's candidate for Mom Of The Year. It might end up being a thread today

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (PMQ7P)

280 "
And yes obviously there are exceptions"

Yeah, look at how Robert Griffin iii is treated.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (MYCIw)

281 Wait; the Patriots have some limits?! This is news.


osted by: Zombie Gandhi at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (Spluw)


Never thought I'd defend the Pats...


There are two murderers (that I know of) who were on active NFL rosters.

When one was charged, he was cut. The other- deified.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (fwARV)

282 Shoot first. Get their insurance card info later.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (zRby/)

283 "Breathe Your Name" by 6pntr. Absolutely beautiful and original, nothing like it musically, although the theology is a bit iffy.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (xkSSa)

284 Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?

I mentioned "My Sweet Lord" in the other thread, in case it was missed.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (zF6Iw)

285 273 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (/kI1Q)

The family tree is either a stick or a set of circles Ms Radish...

f**ked up world

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (/4AZU)

286 Oh, another song, "Travelin' Thru" by Dolly Parton, was on the Transamerica ST and was nominated for an Oscar, lost out that year to a rap song I think. Incredibly religious. Not sure how popular it got though.

We've all been crucified

And they nailed Jesus to the tree

And when I'm born again

You're gonna see a change in meGod made me for a reason

And nothing is in vain

Redemption comes in many shapes

With many kinds of painOh, sweet Jesus if you're out there

Keep me ever close to you

As I'm stumbling tumbling

As I'm traveling through


Posted by: LizLem at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (yRwC8)

287 Yeah no...guy just wanted to be a badass.

They seem to be laying groundwork for a mental illness defense.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (/kI1Q)

288 'Jesus in a bottle' by The Dead Milkmen over ~20 years ago?

Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (/fZSP)

289 Charlie Daniels Band: "The Devil Went Down to Georgia."

Just reissued, with I think a remastering of the fiddle parts. My kids did not know how old that song was.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (MIKMs)

290 "the dead teens, the dead toddlers, or both?"

Ok, this story is horrible in every way, but I totally laughed at this.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (MYCIw)

291
Yeah, we'll see about that.
Posted by: Da Trial Lawyers at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (0FSuD)



Good luck!

You agreed to it in the CBA.

Posted by: NFL Players' Association at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (+Fae7)

292 the dead teens, the dead toddlers, or both?

Their mother was his sister, if that helps.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (/kI1Q)

293 Stereotypes are stereotypes for a stereotypical reason.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (zRby/)

294
stereotyping is the punji pit that unsmart people fail to avoid.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (x3YFz)

___

No you're right. The typical NFL player is a well rounded, upper middle class Mensa member.

My bad.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (0LHZx)

295 Say what you will about Aaron Hernandez, at least he wasn't going down on one knee to pray before every game. THAT was wierd and suspicious.

Posted by: Media at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (cbfNE)

296 I will visit him and try to convert him with Chick Tracts and friendship evangelism.

Posted by: Tim Tebow at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (xkSSa)

297 Not that is matters much, but the political classholes pat themselves on the back when there is a one year drop in murders in blue run cities. Then murders spike the next year, and it never dawns on these fools that perhaps it's the luck of where the bullets hit.
Maybe they should look at total shootings, not just deaths. Might be a better metric. But there they stand, scratching their heads, wondering "what could it be?"

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (XmOA9)

298
maybe uncle is really the baby daddy (Maury Povich pick up the green courtesy phone)

why were the uncle and the nephew partying together

were drugs and alcohol involved

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:51 PM (zOTsN)

299 "Spirit In the Sky" by Norm Greenbaum is another.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (NaV4z)


Funny, when I hear that, it sounds mocking and ironic. Fun song, but it does not sound explicitly "Christian" to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2015 12:51 PM (X1nz/)

300
I never even heard of those charges.


Posted by: Ace at 11:52 AM

---------------------------

What difference, at this point, does it make?1//1!!?!?1!?!???

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2015 12:51 PM (HSmrB)

301 Similarly, Paul Simon's "American Tune"cribs the melody of the first few bars of "O Sacred Head Now Wounded," to a nice effect.
Posted by: letitbeme at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (4uDUj)


Well, Tori Amos borrowed from "O For a Thousand Tongues", but I think the song was about berjiners.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 15, 2015 12:51 PM (Q819Q)

302 o you're right. The typical NFL player is a well rounded, upper middle class Mensa member.



My bad.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (0LHZx)


just never learn. do you?

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (x3YFz)

303 The NFL needs to enforce some sort of moral decency.

Posted by: Michael Vick at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (Spluw)

304
I always request a woman to grope me at the airport since I declare I am transgendered when in the airport security zone.

A good hip thrust forward helps her check my wmd.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (ODxAs)

305 Their mother was his sister, if that helps.

--

Wait, I think I know this song.

Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (cbfNE)

306 10 yard penalty on Ace for piling on.

Jets will be much improved this year 8-8 or 9-7. Defense will be back to very good. Offense...well, at least it should be improved from the shitshow it's been. Whether they start Harvard, an improved Geno 3.0 or someone else, it can't be as bad as Geno 1.0 or Geno 2.0.

In Todd We Trust. Bowles will be a good coach if he can survive not having a QB long enough.

Posted by: Bawappitis at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ynt1)

307 Speaking of house parties, check the Smoking Gun on today's candidate for Mom Of The Year. It might end up being a thread today

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She's kinda hot.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (XUKZU)

308 No you're right. The typical NFL player is a well rounded, upper middle class Mensa member.

My bad.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (0LHZx)


Besides, he makes so much less than I do.

/MooMoo

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (fwARV)

309 stereotyping is the punji pit that unsmart people fail to avoid.


Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (x3YFz)


Men are generally taller and heavier than women. Stereotyping?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (oKE6c)

310 both! unless the brothers shared the same father but not the same mother

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (zOTsN)

311 Their mother was his sister, if that helps.


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (/kI1Q)

Wait! So this was in West Virginia?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (0FSuD)

312 He was turning his life around!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (fWAjv)

313
forget it jake
its Milwaukee-town

Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (zOTsN)

314 The NFL needs to enforce some sort of moral decency.
Posted by: Michael Vick at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (Spluw)


Wha wha wha WHAT??!!!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (zRby/)

315 I got the creeps when I got searched at Denver. The guy was definitely light in the loafers.

You could do the Ron White routine:

"I take two Viagra's and insist on being patted down."
"What's that Mr. White?"
"I have no idea."
"We'll have to pat that down."
"Go ahead and pat that up. You might want to give that a twist, to see if it's attach to anything......You might want to wash your hands."

Posted by: Paladin at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (ycm4Q)

316
254 and here I was this morning thinking of writing a paper on interplanetary interferometry.

foiled again!
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:43 PM (x3YFz)

That is a gadget that would shock the world.

A telescope that can take detailed pictures of planets orbiting other stars.

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (MQEz6)

317 I'm my owwwwn grandpa.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:54 PM (MYCIw)

318 I still can not believe Ace has not claimed Hendenz as a moron.


He's got an "Ace of Spades" tattooed right on his chest.




http://tinyurl.com/5x7

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:54 PM (0FSuD)

319 I always request a woman to grope me at the airport since I declare I am transgendered when in the airport security zone.

Oooh, I should try that.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:55 PM (/kI1Q)

320
I think Norm Greenbaum came close to joining the Spirit in the Sky when he was a passenger in a car involved in a serious accident a few weeks ago.

http://goo.gl/DERcFI

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:55 PM (iQIUe)

321 According to the Daily News, teen took little toddler to nearby house party toddler wanders away and gets run over after he darts into the street



Because who doesn't take a toddler to a house party and then leave him to his own devices out in the street?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:55 PM (oKE6c)

322 >>I read the other day a theory that All Along the Watchtower is based upon Isaiah 21: 5-9.

Wouldn't surprise me, Dylan is a born again and bunch of his stuff is Christian related.

Lots of nods to Christianity in Dead stuff too. Ripple, Fire on the Mountain, Samson and Delilah, St Stephen, etc.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:55 PM (g1DWB)

323 People pay lots of money to watch hyper aggressive men play a violent game for 3 hours every week. Don't be surprised when these players turn out to be hyper aggressive and violent off the field.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (0LHZx)

324 Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:54 PM (MYCIw)

I was just thinking of that.

One day the wrong two people are going to marry and half the people in the neighborhood will disappear due to a biological/relativity tear in the continuum.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (zRby/)

325 They should prosecute Hernandez's baby momma also, the forgetful person she is.

Posted by: nanny hag at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (Queum)

326 I mentioned "My Sweet Lord" in the other thread, in case it was missed.

Pretty sure that's not referring to Christ. Harrison went Hindu at the time. (The "Hare Krishna" refrain should be the dead giveaway here.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (DT3rQ)

327 Because who doesn't take a toddler to a house party and then leave him to his own devices out in the street?



"Go play on the yellow line, kid" is sarcasm, not babysitting rules.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 12:57 PM (6khLX)

328 Men are generally taller and heavier than women. Stereotyping?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (oKE6c)


Nah. Fart rape.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at April 15, 2015 12:57 PM (zTWHj)

329 "They should prosecute Hernandez's baby momma also, the forgetful person she is."

Well that's another "own grandpa" situation. The victim was her sister's fiance.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:58 PM (MYCIw)

330 That is a gadget that would shock the world.



A telescope that can take detailed pictures of planets orbiting other stars.

Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (MQEz6)

but can it detect any intelligent life in a Milwaukee neighborhood?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:58 PM (zRby/)

331 I think it is less about growing up in a crappy environment than it is bc of their talents they get away with everything. They never suffer any repercussions until it is too late. Deathrow is no place to learn a lesson, son.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:58 PM (iQIUe)

332 323 People pay lots of money to watch hyper aggressive men play a violent game for 3 hours every week. Don't be surprised when these players turn out to be hyper aggressive and violent off the field.

*ahem*

Posted by: PED's at April 15, 2015 12:59 PM (zTWHj)

333 "I'm my owwwwn grandpa."


Favoritest episode of "Futurama" ever.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 12:59 PM (LA7Cm)

334 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 12:59 PM (6khLX)

335 Zagger and Evans in the year 2525

Posted by: From Shredder to Hard Drive Wiper it is all good in Arkansas at April 15, 2015 12:59 PM (/WmRg)

336
323 People pay lots of money to watch hyper aggressive men play a violent game for 3 hours every week. Don't be surprised when these players turn out to be hyper aggressive and violent off the field.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (0LHZx)

Huh? all the greats of the game also exhibited humility off the field. The guy is a gang thug

Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 15, 2015 01:00 PM (XYKz+)

337 Hear tell Commissioner Goodell has promised a salary cap clawback for his good friend the Patriots owner, Bob Kraft.
Executive Order, ya know.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at April 15, 2015 01:00 PM (uPxUo)

338 One day the wrong two people are going to marry and
half the people in the neighborhood will disappear due to a
biological/relativity tear in the continuum.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (zRby/)


The good news is that we don't have to worry about in-breeding in the 'hood. They're about as outbred a population as you'll ever find.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 01:00 PM (oKE6c)

339 Charlie Daniels Band: "The Devil Went Down to Georgia."

I see you and raise you this version by Festus Clamrod and the El Sobrante Twangers -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9uk9IcoQ0w

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 01:00 PM (0HooB)

340 Ewwwwwww


MSNBC 'Journalists' Caught On Camera Hugging And Kissing Valerie Jarrett Before Interview


Unbiased baby.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 01:01 PM (fWAjv)

341 I was just thinking of that. One day the
wrong two people are going to marry and half the people in the
neighborhood will disappear due to a biological/relativity tear in the
continuum. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (zRby/)


Lol, that reminds me of the "Shame and Scandal" song. Woe, is me, shame and scandal in the family...

Posted by: LizLem at April 15, 2015 01:01 PM (yRwC8)

342 Simple Kind of Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2015 01:02 PM (PfWwQ)

343 340 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 01:01 PM (fWAjv)

Scardouche was livin' the Hug Life baby...

fucking RiNO asshat

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 01:02 PM (/4AZU)

344 This Hernandez story is a tragedy to be sure. I'm guessing now he is just realizing the gravity of his deeds and the fact that millions of dollars does not make you some kind of untouchable super being. It is a shame he came to such a bitter end..

Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 15, 2015 01:03 PM (XYKz+)

345 The good news is that we don't have to worry about in-breeding in the
'hood. They're about as outbred a population as you'll ever find.


If your mom doesn't know who your dad is, how do you know you're not fucking your half-sister?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 01:03 PM (/kI1Q)

346 I mentioned "My Sweet Lord" in the other thread, in case it was missed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (zF6Iw)

That was a praise song to Krishna.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 01:04 PM (2Ojst)

347 Ooh My Lord - George Harrison

I saw the light - Johnny Cash (featured prominently in the Columbo episode he starred in Swan Song)- which also reminds me of a Supernatural episode !!

Posted by: ginaswo at April 15, 2015 01:04 PM (2EgyQ)

348 No you're right. The typical NFL player is a well rounded, upper middle class Mensa member.

My bad.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (0LHZx)

Most of them have more money than you.
Now whose the dummy?

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2015 01:04 PM (PfWwQ)

349 231 My Sweet Lord is the first song I ever remember hearing in my Dad's Pontiac. What year was that?
Posted by: Jaimo at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (9U1OG)

1970. You're oooooollllld. (As old as I am, at least.)

Posted by: joncelli at April 15, 2015 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

350 When one was charged, he was cut. The other- deified.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (fwARV)



Thank you.

Where's the white suit, Ray?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 01:05 PM (d4ZzM)

351 That is a gadget that would shock the world.



A telescope that can take detailed pictures of planets orbiting other stars.





Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (MQEz6)


put a couple on the moon and mars? couple asteroids in the kuiper belt?

could be done.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 01:06 PM (x3YFz)

352 Just the Lingerie League.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:46 PM (oKE6c)


And that would be the worst possible outcome.

Posted by: said no Moron, ever at April 15, 2015 01:06 PM (X1nz/)

353 Aaron Hernandez has been angling for a life in prison (no chicks, all dicks) since he reached puberty and realized that crime >>>prison>>>dick in the ass. I wonder how his HS, college, and pro teammates feel about having showered with someone who was so desperate for a Life in Dick that he killed for it.

Posted by: If A=B and B=C, A=C at April 15, 2015 01:06 PM (7u7u7)

354 It was also lifted from He's So Fine
Note by note
George apologized and explained you have no idea what's going through your head when you're writing music

And Harrison clearly didn't need to lift that melody (unlike Thicke who sat down & listened to Marvin Gaye's hit over & over and then copied it)

Posted by: ginaswo at April 15, 2015 01:06 PM (2EgyQ)

355 If your mom doesn't know who your dad is, how do you know you're not fucking your half-sister?


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 01:03 PM (/kI1Q)


You don't, but given that apparently no two people in the hood have the same pair of parents, your odds of avoiding a first-degree relation are pretty good. Hell, the odds probably are not that bad within a given household.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 01:07 PM (oKE6c)

356 Hear tell Commissioner Goodell has promised a salary cap clawback for his good friend the Patriots owner, Bob Kraft.
Executive Order, ya know.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at April 15, 2015 01:00 PM (uPxUo)


Pretty interesting since the Commissioner has absolutely NOTHING to do with that.

NFLPA though? That's their thing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 01:07 PM (d4ZzM)

357 Most of them have more money than you.

Now whose the dummy?

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2015 01:04 PM (PfWwQ)


Money != intelligence.
Exhibit A: Hollywood.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 01:08 PM (oKE6c)

358 270 I just think it's funny how people are pretending to be shocked by this. Who is the typical NFL player? Grew up in the projects in a house without a father. And you say they end up being violent criminals? Whaaaaaa??

And yes obviously there are exceptions. But they're exactly the exceptions that prove the rule.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (0LHZx)


That is one of the dumbest comments that I have ever read.

The exception to the rule in pro sports is the "thug".

The typical NFL player didn't grow up in the projects and don't wind up being criminals. Most grow up in pretty normal households, and over 98% aren't criminals, which is pretty much in line with the US population. But, when one of them does something, it is guaranteed to be front page news.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:09 PM (+Fae7)

359 The typical NFL player didn't grow up in the projects and don't wind up being criminals. Most grow up in pretty normal households, and over 98% aren't criminals, which is pretty much in line with the US population. But, when one of them does something, it is guaranteed to be front page news.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:09 PM (+Fae7)


Word!

Posted by: Logan Mankins at April 15, 2015 01:10 PM (d4ZzM)

360 The typical NFL player didn't grow up in the projects and don't wind up being criminals. Most grow up in pretty normal households, and over 98% aren't criminals, which is pretty much in line with the US population. But, when one of them does something, it is guaranteed to be front page news.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:09 PM (+Fae7)


Preach it, brutha!

Posted by: Zombie Pat Tillman at April 15, 2015 01:10 PM (d4ZzM)

361 The typical NFL player didn't grow up in the projects and don't wind up being criminals. Most grow up in pretty normal households, and over 98% aren't criminals, which is pretty much in line with the US population. But, when one of them does something, it is guaranteed to be front page news.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:09 PM (+Fae7)


Da fuq 'dia cracka talkin 'bout?

Posted by: Antonio Cromartie at April 15, 2015 01:11 PM (d4ZzM)

362 (I think we should be exhorting Moms Demand Attention to go out into these urban neighborhoods to do a little canvassing, tell the thugs they need to give up their weapons for the safety of the children, instead of just bullying the law-abiding from their swank exurbs.)

But if they do their activism in person, and not on Twitter, how will they block the people who challenge their beliefs?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 01:11 PM (jhqr1)

363 "Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?"

Did anybody say these yet??


Spirit in The Sky, My Sweet Lord

Posted by: Big Freakin Al at April 15, 2015 01:13 PM (iWo0u)

364 When I was about 12 years old and for the first time really understood that prison meant "no women, all dudes having sex with each other, willingly or no," I thought, "Damn! That's the LAST place I wanna end up, so, yeah, no life of crime for me." And right around the same time there were a couple of dudes in my class who started acting up, inexplicably causing disruptions in class, randomly punching people in the face in the hallways, stealing shit, bringing drugs and weapons into school, getting suspended, and I thought "Damn! Those dudes are really GAY!"

Posted by: If A=B and B=C, A=C at April 15, 2015 01:15 PM (7u7u7)

365 Christan Music: John the Revelator by Curtis Stigers and the Forest Rangers.

Powerful song with a slow buesy feel.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at April 15, 2015 01:16 PM (LX8FL)

366 The typical NFL player didn't grow up in the projects and don't wind
up being criminals. Most grow up in pretty normal households, and over
98% aren't criminals, which is pretty much in line with the US
population. But, when one of them does something, it is guaranteed to be
front page news.



Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:09 PM (+Fae7)



"A new book claims 21 percent of NFL players have committed serious crimes" http://www.cbsnews.com/news/nfl-players-21-criminals/


NFL Arrests Database: http://www.utsandiego.com/nfl/arrests-database/

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 01:17 PM (oKE6c)

367 Because who doesn't take a toddler to a house party and then leave him to his own devices out in the street?


Where was CPS - oh yeah they were busy getting those Maryland parents to agree to never lose sight of their children.



Posted by: An Observation at April 15, 2015 01:18 PM (OSg9x)

368 Jesus in the Sky with Diamonds

Posted by: C-Rock at April 15, 2015 01:18 PM (7u7u7)

369 Speaking of house parties, check the Smoking Gun on today's candidate for Mom Of The Year. It might end up being a thread today

Here's the link for the lazy: http://goo.gl/vmeIFt

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 01:19 PM (jhqr1)

370 Put Your Hand In the Hand .. covered by Elvis, Loretta Lynn. First done by Ocean

Posted by: Big Freakin Al at April 15, 2015 01:19 PM (iWo0u)

371 Hey Jew

Posted by: C-Rock at April 15, 2015 01:19 PM (7u7u7)

372
There are many ways to F*uck you life but Hernandez put the cherry on top.

A young, good looking man, multi-millionaire with more millions on the way and he lived the thug life and has now lost everything.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2015 01:21 PM (G+Wff)

373
A telescope that can take detailed pictures of planets orbiting other stars.

Yea, but can it take pictures of Kate Upton nude sunbathing in her backyard? Then I'll be empressed.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 15, 2015 01:21 PM (sgrzZ)

374 He Loves You

Posted by: C-Rock at April 15, 2015 01:22 PM (7u7u7)

375 With a Little Help from My Bible Study Group

Posted by: C-Rock at April 15, 2015 01:24 PM (7u7u7)

376 Pope!

Posted by: C-Rock at April 15, 2015 01:24 PM (7u7u7)

377 And Your Choir Can Sing

Posted by: C-Rock at April 15, 2015 01:25 PM (7u7u7)

378
A young, good looking man, multi-millionaire with more millions on the way and he lived the thug life and has now lost everything.


Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2015 01:21 PM (G+Wff)


*********************************************

Good looking? Srsly? He doesn't look quite as evolved as a Neanderthal. Only Diane Fossey could find him attractive.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 15, 2015 01:27 PM (xkSSa)

379 185 I'd pay to see Joe Biden, Boomer Esiason, and an orangutang get in a battle of wits. Or a buddy cop movie. Or cross-country motorcycle race. Whatever. Just take my money!
Posted by: wooga at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (38Xg+)

en fuego!

Posted by: m at April 15, 2015 01:29 PM (WIUGG)

380 "A new book claims 21 percent of NFL players have committed serious crimes" http://www.cbsnews.com/news/nfl-players-21-criminals/


NFL Arrests Database: http://www.utsandiego.com/nfl/arrests-database/
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 01:17 PM (oKE6c)


Almost 20 year old book with questionable numbers and an arrest database that equates drunk in public/DUI with "criminal behavior".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:29 PM (+Fae7)

381 Jesus Is Just All Right With Me -- Doobie Bros.

Posted by: letitbeme at April 15, 2015 01:31 PM (4uDUj)

382
"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by U2 has a lot of searcher-type lyrics to it.

Posted by: letitbeme at April 15, 2015 01:34 PM (4uDUj)

383 Almost 20 year old book with questionable numbers and an arrest database that equates drunk in public/DUI with "criminal behavior".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:29 PM (+Fae7)




Yeah, because the NFL has totally cleaned up in the last 20 years.


Check out the Union-Tribune's NFL arrest database.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 01:34 PM (oKE6c)

384
Quite a few of Leonard Cohen's songs have Catholic imagery. "Who By Fire" is not Christian - it is based on a Yom Kippur prayer. Cohen is a rabbi's grandson who grew up surrounded by Montreal Catholics (at at time when Montreal Catholics were still devout) and has said he was fascinated by certain saints, like Joan of Arc,and Catholic images.



Posted by: Donna and V. (lacking ampersands) at April 15, 2015 01:35 PM (u0lmX)

385 If a hymn cover's o.k.:
Joe Cocker, Love Lift Us Up

Posted by: m at April 15, 2015 01:43 PM (WIUGG)

386 Any of the following by Love and Rockets:

Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven
Waiting for the Flood
Bound for Hell

All of the above were by David J rather than Daniel Ash. It seems to have been a recurrent theme for him.


Posted by: Bawappitis at April 15, 2015 02:39 PM (2Ynt1)

387 Poverty causes crime!

Or something.

Posted by: PJ at April 15, 2015 02:57 PM (pBgcs)

388 The entire sports culture is becoming Thug Time and anti-white. Saw an entire program on ESPN about how much players and fans hated Laettner from Georgetown because he was white and preppy, not knowing or caring that he came from a poor family.

But that's okay because...

Posted by: PJ at April 15, 2015 03:08 PM (pBgcs)

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