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Aaron Hernandez Convicted of Murder; Sentenced to the New York Jets
Okay, so it's not that bad-- sentenced to life in prison.
Former Patriots star Aaron Hernandez has been convicted on all counts in the June 2013 killing of Odin Lloyd, including first-degree murder. He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. The verdict represents a stunning fall from grace for the former tight end, who just three years ago signed a five-year contract extension worth up to $40 million with the New England Patriots.... Hernandez also faces two murder charges for a 2012 drive-by shooting in Boston's South End. That trial does not yet have a starting date.I never even heard of those charges.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Roy at April 15, 2015 11:53 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 11:54 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Mortis at April 15, 2015 11:54 AM (kGXNb)
.... but if he'd have been a white hispanic.....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 11:56 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Lyford at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (32G1y)
Posted by: Madamex at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (+tIeX)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (7ObY1)
Totally uncalled for. Funny, but uncalled for.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (x3YFz)
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Who we at war with Niner??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (cbfNE)
But whatever, dude had everything and threw it away.
Guy should have listened to Stanley Mcrystal on how to be successful, step one, don't surround yourself with low life thugs.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 15, 2015 11:58 AM (D9OaR)
Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2015 11:58 AM (kGsA2)
Posted by: Zombie Nixon at April 15, 2015 11:58 AM (MYCIw)
Where can we put another tattoo on this guy?
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (oKE6c)
Guy should have listened to Stanley Mcrystal on how to be successful, step one, don't surround yourself with low life thugs.
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Come on, be realistic - he was in the NFL.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (YgotP)
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (cbfNE)
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Odin knew about the other two killings..... so SILENCE DEAD MAN.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (PMQ7P)
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (NaV4z)
OPSEC aside?
a few scripters in Iran/NK/SA/China with warehouses full of child labor.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 11:59 AM (x3YFz)
I was just gonna ask - what was his motive?
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (cbfNE)
Guy was mouthing off about two guys that Aron had shot before. That and he was dating his fiance's sister.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:00 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:00 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 15, 2015 12:00 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:00 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:00 PM (irGEw)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:01 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:01 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (g1DWB)
I disagree. Any mocking and taunting of the NY Jets is ALWAYS called for.
Posted by: physics geek at April 15, 2015 12:01 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 15, 2015 12:01 PM (5IHGT)
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 12:01 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (MQEz6)
Ghey TSA agents wanting to touch my junk.
I shoulda figgered.
Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (PMQ7P)
As a consolation prize, he was turning his life around and was very good to his mother. And his cat.
Posted by: Roger Goodell at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (P330y)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 12:03 PM (5buP8)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2015 12:03 PM (wtvvX)
>>Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?
Are you considering Country songs, too? Because you'll find a lot more there.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 12:03 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Roger Goodell at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (P330y)
One children's book, comin' up!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Penfold at April 15, 2015 12:04 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (g1DWB)
The list of diehard Jets' haters? Guilty as charged. Then again, my team continues to lose to them, so it's not like my fandom is full of joy or anything.
Posted by: physics geek at April 15, 2015 12:04 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 12:04 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:04 PM (MYCIw)
Didn't he kill the other guys because they spilled a drink on him?
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:01 PM (MYCIw)
Yeah, I seem to remember that.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (PMQ7P)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (/4AZU)
THAT would be worse than prison. (well not quite. Depends on how gay is Hernandez?)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (zRby/)
and parodied by Horde Inc, but, Al Sharpton's goons planning a hunger
strike over non-confirmation (ok, really just GOPe pre-cave) of Loretta
Lynch. No, it's a real thing.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 12:03 PM (5buP
if they actually possessed the courage to do it they'd starve to death.
not seeing the down side.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:06 PM (MYCIw)
Keeping it real was worth more than $40 million, I guess....
Posted by: packsoldier at April 15, 2015 12:06 PM (8T8H7)
His rap sheet isn't bad enough for the Jest...he'll be an Iggle...
J-E-S-T Jest, Jest, JEST
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:06 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2015 12:06 PM (kGsA2)
No chance of that. They're alternating days.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:06 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 11:57 AM (x3YFz)
Someone's sabotaged the shield generators. Yueh!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (2Ojst)
I bet we had the same guy.
He kept insisting there was something in the pocket of my shorts that he had to grope for 10 minutes.
Wasn't nothin' in there but lint.
Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Warden Hazen at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (3ZtZW)
If he gets a Federal bust he can tag team with Lawrence Phillips....
Stone Hands and Airblock...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (/4AZU)
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalpost of Life.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (0HooB)
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Lots of Creeds stuff did.
Some of Kansas stuff on Leftoverture did too.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (NaV4z)
So basically, they're doing Weight Watchers, but for a cause.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (irGEw)
Ghey TSA agents wanting to touch my junk.
I shoulda figgered. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 12:02 PM (7ObY1)
If you stop putting a sock in there they'll stop trying to grope you. Just sayin'.
Posted by: LizLem at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (yRwC8)
No joke, you should come forward and raise a huge, huge stink about being sexually assaulted. They aren't releasing any information on the victims, so it's being swept under the rug.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (MYCIw)
Appeal Point #4 - Mr Hernandez presented in court daily with a Bible tucked neatly into his left breast pocket over his heart. To no avail.
Posted by: Vinny Gambini, Attorney at Law at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (P330y)
Posted by: wondering at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (PMQ7P)
"hey speedy. Yer spendin' a little too much time searching that area"
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:09 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Warden Hazen at April 15, 2015 12:09 PM (3ZtZW)
They are trying out for the Rahm-a-lympics?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:09 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Penfold at April 15, 2015 12:09 PM (Fbt5B)
What the hell?"
Out of control Police gunning down black men who were turning their lives around?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:09 PM (irGEw)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 15, 2015 12:10 PM (AkOaV)
- - - - -
Dindu Nuffins is always a college-bound honor student.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at April 15, 2015 12:10 PM (xN1DB)
Actually, one of the things that has hurt the Jets recently was Woody Johnson's insistence on only bringing in "high character" players. Ironically, he was quoted as saying he got this from the Pats and their Patriots Way nonsense.
Hernandez was a thug long before he got to the Pats and everyone knew it. Nobody should be surprised this happened.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:10 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 15, 2015 12:10 PM (5IHGT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:05 PM (PMQ7P)
I don't fly much, but the last time I did I was sorely tempted to do a Derek Smalls. I probably would have been arrested, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: aquaviva at April 15, 2015 12:11 PM (IbSEs)
Volunteering at the shelters as well...
Genuine pillars of the communi-tay
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:11 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:11 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:11 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:11 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: citizen khan at April 15, 2015 12:12 PM (+0IWA)
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:11 PM (kff5f)
Piss on the ashes.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:12 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:12 PM (kff5f)
Chorus is straight out of Will the Circle be Unbroken. Written by Carl Perkins. Carl Perkins wrote alot of songs.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 15, 2015 12:12 PM (PXKj8)
Instead, they were sorta marketed as America's first prog-rock band. Kinda.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 12:12 PM (0HooB)
"Spirit In the Sky" by Norm Greenbaum is another.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (NaV4z)
The NFL would hire jack the Ripper if his 40 was high enough....
even when I was a fan I sorta detested their ability to ignore rap sheets...
going back to Lance Rentzel...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (/4AZU)
Car chase in Houston
guy fleeing shot multiple times on live TV
fled for over 20 minutes
at the end he hit a Honda Fit type car head on and two other vehicles and then jumped out of the car, in from of a school when he was finally shot
he was black
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (zOTsN)
>>Can anyone think of popular songs that had a Christian bent?
I know it's popular to make fun of them, but anything by Creed.
And most of their stuff on My Own Prison was pretty popular, and they basically wouldn't stop playing "Higher" and "Arms Wide Open" for months on end when they were released.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (wtvvX)
Just getting his life on track.
He was arrested on his way to church.
Posted by: fb at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (JVEmw)
What the hell?
Posted by: wondering at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (m/Gc2)
Temperature got over 20 degrees and all hell broke loose?
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (kFxpe)
Dust in the Wind has a sort of Christian vibe.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (g1DWB)
he was black
Expected MFM Headline:
"Police shoot unarmed Black suspect in front of Elementary school."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (zRby/)
He was blabbing about how Hernandez killed two other guys. Had to shut him up.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (2TN4k)
This shows why there should be a federalized law enforcement agency that doesn't chase African-Americans....
//$lim $hady $harpton
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (/4AZU)
They shot a black man cause he was late for class?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (irGEw)
two other vehicles and then jumped out of the car, in from of a school
when he was finally shot
he was black
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (zOTsN)
What a shocker.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (0FSuD)
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Lots of Creeds stuff did.
Some of Kansas stuff on Leftoverture did too.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 12:07 PM (NaV4z)
Most country music, old and new.
Three Wooden Crosses-Randy Travis
Long Black Train-Josh Turner
When I Get Where I'm Going-Brad Paisley
Believe-Brooks and Dunn
Gorgeous song by Vince Gill and Patti Loveless worth listening to anytime
Go Rest High on That Mountain.
http://tinyurl.com/mn36xl3
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:15 PM (g1DWB)
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Almost all of their Leftoverture album odes.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (NaV4z)
a middle school and an elementary school are in lock down
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (zOTsN)
That reminds me of the Supernatural episode where Dean becomes the Angel of Death.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (MYCIw)
He was arrested on his way to church.
Posted by: fb at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (JVEmw)
great. Except for the guy he murdered can't get his life on track because he's dead.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:17 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (zOTsN)
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WHERE????
Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 15, 2015 12:17 PM (NaV4z)
He was arrested on his way to church.
Posted by: fb at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM
Where he was finally to marry the mother of his three children...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 12:17 PM (h4vJk)
He was reaching for his Bible...
he was turning his life around...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:17 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (MYCIw)
Ooooo, that was a good episode.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:17 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: physics geek
I agree with your Jets mocking 111!!!!1!1! Percent!
And I'm a Jets fan.
Posted by: drill_thrawl at April 15, 2015 12:17 PM (JOG+K)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 15, 2015 12:18 PM (ppaKI)
no word on if the perp is dead
and if he is there should be a massive increase in time on the range because multiple shooters, multiple times
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:18 PM (zOTsN)
I can see it now... The Longest Yard as a reality show, starring Hernandez. It's gold Jerry gold!!
Posted by: LizLem at April 15, 2015 12:18 PM (yRwC8)
Also Breaking Benjamin.
Collective Soul.
The first two Evanescence albums (they met at Church Camp).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:19 PM (kff5f)
7 homicides in Milwaukee in 48 hours.
What the hell?
Posted by: wondering at April 15, 2015 12:08 PM (m/Gc2)
In related news, Milwaukee officials report the welfare rolls have dropped by seven, and parole officers are sitting around playing cards with less work to do.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:19 PM (oKE6c)
If we had drones with Napalm bombs we could get these folks with one shot.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:19 PM (/4AZU)
And I'm a Jets fan.
And I get to mock my local team, the Tampa Bay Yucks.
Maybe this #1 pick will be a better QB than the last one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 12:19 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Hillary the Horrible at April 15, 2015 12:20 PM (WCnJW)
Didn't someone mention just yesterday that Baby-face Nelson was shot 17 times, still shot the cops trying to arrest him, and crawled away to die hours later?
It *might* not be bad shooting.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 12:20 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:20 PM (YgotP)
They shot a black man cause he was late for class?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:16 PM (irGEw)
No. They were so shocked that he knew where a school was that they dropped the weapon and it went off.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:21 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Michael Sam at April 15, 2015 12:21 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: SH at April 15, 2015 12:21 PM (gmeXX)
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Going back a ways here but Norman Greenbaum, Spirit in the Sky.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (xkSSa)
According to KHOU, there was an exchange of gunfire after he jumped out of the car.
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (ZKGnj)
That generation of thugs makes the current batch look like pussies...
Verne Miller http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vernon_C._Miller comes to mind...
remember these guys were being shot with .45ACP and rifle rounds...
This has been the Sven J Olafson History Curmudgeon update
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (/4AZU)
Guys are not pleased to see someone who had it made showing up and acting tough.
And believe or not, murderers aren't necessarily tough guys.
Sure they had the nerve (or the lack of impulse control) to do the deed but being tough is something different.
If he walks small and talks less, he may be okay.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (zRby/)
Speaking of bands, did you ever hear of the Copelands? I knew of MIles Copeland the father b/c of his CIA involvement. But he was also a musician and all 3 of his sons went into the music business: Stewart Copeland drummer with the Police and Miles III and Ian who were all in the business end.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miles_Copeland_III
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:22 PM (iQIUe)
at the end he hit a Honda Fit type car head on
and two other vehicles and then jumped out of the car, in from of a
school when he was finally shot
he was black
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (zOTsN)
MSM headline: "Black man shot for double-parking."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (oKE6c)
I also watched The Good Wife last night so I'm skeptical of the Blue State justice system right now.
Posted by: El oh El at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (XpAxm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (irGEw)
https://youtu.be/3Osh-KYy4Cw
Boomhauer-Dust In The Wind
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: NCKate at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (TYgTi)
I saw him jump out of the car. Didn't see a gun. He was reaching into the car. Didn't see him shoot. Saw the cops shoot. Good for them
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:24 PM (zOTsN)
If so, the Redskins would like to sign him to a contract, $100M over 3 years, $99M guaranteed, with a kicker of 34 cartons of cigarettes.
Posted by: Dan Snyder at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Null at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (xjpRj)
Eh...guy is strong enough to choke a guy to death in 6 seconds or so with practice...
I thought he'd lose more mass than he did once off the "Vitamins"...
He's a big boy
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (/4AZU)
To Hell with the Devil!
tinyurl.com/kexnooh
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (9LuAk)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)
guy fleeing shot multiple times on live TV
fled for over 20 minutes
Fled or bled?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (6khLX)
That's the fondlers.
The REAL rape culture is in places like where Hernandez is going.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:25 PM (zRby/)
Some of U2's stuff.
& a few En Vogue songs (though not the stuff that got airplay).
MC Hammer's "Pray", maybe.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (zOTsN)
Dishwalla "Counting Blue Cars"
Joan Osborne "One of Us"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (2TN4k)
Single Black father gunned down in drive-by shooting, while waiting for his daughter who had just received her third Honor Role plaque in Assembly.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (irGEw)
Me. Not his first shooting. He is being accused of shooting another guy in the right eye.
He has lots of gang affiliations and has a pretty spotty record and NFL players and violence isn't exactly rare so yeah, I think he is guilty as hell.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (g1DWB)
https://youtu.be/sY2WIFGQttE
Some Guys Get All The Luck-Michael Sam and the Ringtones
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:27 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:27 PM (zOTsN)
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Psalm 103
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:20 PM (YgotP)
you're valued more than dust.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:27 PM (x3YFz)
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But then he runs into Ferkan Derya.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:27 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: LincolnTf at April 15, 2015 12:28 PM (2cS/G)
Ain't nobody going to come at him from in front.
Shiv in the kidney will do him up nice.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:28 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 12:28 PM (5buP8)
Credit where credit is due...Larry Phillips was a ram...drafted by Dick Vermeil
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:28 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at April 15, 2015 12:28 PM (xErAG)
Posted by: El oh El at April 15, 2015 12:23 PM (XpAxm)
You clearly have not been following the story.
Shit, his lawyer admitted he was at the scene when Lloyd was murdered. That's 50% of the conviction right there.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (sbV1u)
He has lots of gang affiliations and has a pretty spotty record and
NFL players and violence isn't exactly rare so yeah, I think he is
guilty as hell.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:26 PM (g1DWB)
No doubt caused by poverty. Eight million dollars doesn't go as far as it used to.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)
there are at least 30 cop cars there now
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:27 PM (zOTsN)
How about a link to the video. I couldn't find one.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (0FSuD)
This goes back to high school and college. While at Florida it's purported that Meyer urged NFL scouts to look elsewhere because he was a headache.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (YFFpo)
you're valued more than dust.
Posted by: TangoNine
---
The point is, like the flowers in the fields, life on earth is a very temporary thing.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (YgotP)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (/Ho8c)
Best when it is a medly with the William Tell Overture.
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (QTDAA)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)
8? He had a $40 million contract.
He had ONE. FUCKING. JOB.
Evidently he thought that job was murder, not catching passes from Tom Brady.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (sbV1u)
I am watching it on TV live. I got no link love. Sorry.
KPRC 2. Second ambulance took the perp away
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (zOTsN)
One of them was a guy shot point-blank after stopping when he drove over an unsupervised toddler who ran out in front of his car. Needless to type, the family of the toddler knows who did it but ain't snitchin'.
(I think we should be exhorting Moms Demand Attention to go out into these urban neighborhoods to do a little canvassing, tell the thugs they need to give up their weapons for the safety of the children, instead of just bullying the law-abiding from their swank exurbs.)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (sbV1u)
Split End however...
*snare drum*
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (/4AZU)
___________
It's always the cover-up that gets us!
Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at April 15, 2015 12:30 PM (lmdHn)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (YgotP)
From dust you were made, and to dust you shall return. Gen. 3:19
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (YgotP)
very true.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (x3YFz)
I'd pay to see Joe Biden, Boomer Esiason, and an orangutang get in a battle of wits. Or a buddy cop movie. Or cross-country motorcycle race. Whatever. Just take my money!
Posted by: wooga at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (38Xg+)
Ok, probably not.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (5buP8)
Posted by: Honest Football Fans Everywhere at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (i4eXO)
ah yes...
I wonder if there's more to that story?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (/4AZU)
http://tinyurl.com/5x7
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Zombie Caradine at April 15, 2015 12:32 PM (QTDAA)
"
That story gets even weirder. Not only did the guy shoot the driver, he also shot and killed the 2 year old's older brother.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:32 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:32 PM (0FSuD)
Like tears in rain.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 12:32 PM (6khLX)
am I the only 'ron who can't help but smile that Joey Plugz is thinking..."hey what's this Hillary! bullshit I haven't made up my mind yet?"
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (2Ojst)
heh. Don't think you're going to get off that easy.
this is just boot camp.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (x3YFz)
Ella Henserson's "Ghost" has strong religious imagery, though it's about exorcising a bad relationship. Currently on the charts.
I keep going to the river to pray
'Cause I need something that can wash all the pain
And at most I'm sleeping all these demons away
But your ghost, the ghost of you
It keeps me awake
Beyonce's "Halo" is in same category, christian imagery in a secular song, but is about revering a person not the almighty. I think she sang it for Obama once, which, gross, just gross.
Posted by: LizLem at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (yRwC8)
He received $9.25M as a signing bonus in 2013 before he was arrested, and then his guaranteed salaries for 2013, 2014, and 2015 that will total $6.75M. No offset in his contract for getting arrested, so he gets and keeps all of his guaranteed $16M while never playing a down on the contract.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:29 PM (YgotP)
For all our days have declined in Your fury; We have finished our years like a sigh.
Psalm 90, verse 9
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (sbV1u)
about the shooting after the toddler run over
one of the guys shot was the toddlers brother
doesn't mean they have the same daddy
could be older half sibling and moron friend accidentally run over the toddler and toddler baby daddy shoots them
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:34 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:34 PM (g1DWB)
about the shooting after the toddler run over
one of the guys shot was the toddlers brother
doesn't mean they have the same daddy
could be older half sibling and moron friend accidentally run over the toddler and toddler baby daddy shoots them
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:34 PM (zOTsN)
Wait, wait, wait, you're going to need to draw this out on a chart or something.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (5buP8)
I've assumed the brother was supposed to be watching the kid...?
I'd pay to see Joe Biden, Boomer Esiason, and an orangutang get in a battle of wits.
Rocky can play Pong, he'd kick Biden's ass.
http://azyandfriends.com/SitePages/Rocky.aspx
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (/kI1Q)
Yet the Angels are bitching about having to pay Josh Hamilton.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (MYCIw)
he gets and keeps all of his guaranteed $16M while never playing a down
on the contract.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (+Fae7)
Yeah, we'll see about that.
Posted by: Da Trial Lawyers at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (xErAG)
Dishwalla "Counting Blue Cars"
Joan Osborne "One of Us"
Dang it! The George Harrison & the Joan Osborne ones are explicitly anti-Christian.
I have no idea what a dishwalla is so I can't comment.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (Q819Q)
Finally some justice for the decades of Patriot Cheating !!!
JUSTICE !!!
Posted by: Honest Football Fans Everywhere at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (i4eXO)
Jus sayin
http://tinyurl.com/poog2rx
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (sbV1u)
Get your baby Daddy score cards here.
Can't tell who's your Daddy without a score card.
Step right up son. It's only tree fitty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:34 PM (zOTsN)
Do you realize how socially screwed up what you just wrote is? And yet we are now to the point where, it's understandable.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (KbNXw)
The person that ran over the toddler may have been the second half-brother of the uncle's nephew.
We're going to need a large sheet of graph paper to put together a family org chart.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (YgotP)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (zOTsN)
all of his guaranteed $16M while never playing a down on the contract."
How fast did they fire the GM who signed that contract?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (/kI1Q)
I haven't followed closely. I'm aware that Bellichik and (maybe?) Kraft were supposed to testify.
Do we know the nature of their testimony?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (JtwS4)
Hernandez put himself at the scene at trial.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (9BRsg)
Hell I make way less than that and I'm scared to buy weed.
Posted by: El oh El at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (XpAxm)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (Q819Q)
ask my ex wife. and the dishes.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Darles Chickens at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (z4vvZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (YgotP)
You're very likely to find that the family tree is, in fact, a stick.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:38 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:38 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (sbV1u)
so stealing that.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:38 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: An Observation at April 15, 2015 12:38 PM (OSg9x)
MS Office and an 80 inch monitor.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 12:38 PM (6khLX)
Don't know about Kraft but rumor is that Belichick just kept repeating "I'm just focused on the next game".
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (9U1OG)
I don't know if the toddler hit by the van is being counted as a murder, though two people were shot dead in the aftermath.
Some comedy for the rest of the country.
Mayor of Milwaukee Tom Barrett blamed Scott Walker and the R's for the bloodshed, via passing CCW and Castle doctrine!
Didn't hint at it, actually made the accusation!
As if.
As if those shootings were done by those who could get a CCW.
Or a legal firearm.
Poor bastard who was stabbed to death, hardly gets a mention, cuz stabbings are Okay or something.
If you live around Milwaukee, it's been sad/funny/pathetic to watch the political leadership of Milw spin blame around like a centrifuge out of control.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (YgotP)
You're very likely to find that the family tree is, in fact, a stick.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:37 PM (sbV1u)
I dunno, with all the different baby daddies and baby mamas running around, it would probably look more like a spider web or a dreamcatcher.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:36 PM (/kI1Q)
A bit of the blame also goes to the NFLPA for how contracts are structured these days.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (sbV1u)
maybe a Presidential Cabinet Appointment is in his future, of course after his pardon...
Posted by: From Shredder to Hard Drive Wiper it is all good in Arkansas at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 12:40 PM (tf9Ne)
baby daddy shot the brother, who was not his child
--
And we thought the traditional family model was in trouble when the gay marriage issue surfaced.....
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 12:40 PM (YgotP)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:40 PM (PMQ7P)
Posted by: letitbeme at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (K/MPD)
He's a role model for children, since he didn't try to defend himself with a firearm.
(I really fucking hate Moms Demand, in case you can't tell.)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: letitbeme at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (K/MPD)
Eh, that was a cover of a hymn, I'm not sure that counts.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (cbfNE)
Over 70% of black children are now born to unwed mothers.
There's no coming back from that. Good job, dems. Good fucking job.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (MYCIw)
http://intjforum.com/showthread.php?p=4840763
b/c yes I'm an INTJ
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:42 PM (/4AZU)
https://youtu.be/g09GtnWdBjc
Posted by: hack at April 15, 2015 12:42 PM (168MX)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 12:33 PM (+Fae7)
So it WAS caused by poverty.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:42 PM (oKE6c)
There's no coming back from that. Good job, dems. Good fucking job.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:41 PM (MYCIw)
Yeah, but them n*ggers is still votin' Democrat, just like I said they would!
Posted by: LBJ at April 15, 2015 12:42 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2015 12:42 PM (ZKGnj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2015 12:42 PM (X1nz/)
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 12:43 PM (QTDAA)
foiled again!
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:43 PM (x3YFz)
just another day in paradise...
"crimes of passion...look at the passion all over that wall"
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:43 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (QTDAA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (zRby/)
about the shooting after the toddler run over
one of the guys shot was the toddlers brother
doesn't mean they have the same daddy
could be older half sibling and moron friend accidentally run over the toddler and toddler baby daddy shoots them
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:34 PM (zOTsN)
Wait, wait, wait, you're going to need to draw this out on a chart or something.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (2Ojst)
Yeah, really. We need a crib sheet or something. This is getting really complicated.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (oKE6c)
Major League Baseball'd have 8 teams...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:45 PM (/4AZU)
neighborhood, who stopped immediately after he hit the kid?
My take-home here is don't stop.
Shooter's mother has decided to cooperate after all; shooter is the boys' uncle.
http://is.gd/PFAKpD
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:45 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 15, 2015 12:45 PM (HK8p2)
-
I read the other day a theory that All Along the Watchtower is based upon Isaiah 21: 5-9.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 12:45 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:44 PM (0LHZx)
Just the Lingerie League.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:46 PM (oKE6c)
They got Harden, no-one could accuse him of being a thug
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:46 PM (PMQ7P)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:46 PM (zRby/)
oops
According to the Daily News, teen took little toddler to nearby house party
toddler wanders away and gets run over after he darts into the street
van driver stops, waits and grieves
some one at the party shoots the driver and then chases and shoots the brother
teenwas not a passenger in the car
baby daddy theory still holds
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:46 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone
Wait; the Patriots have some limits?! This is news.
Posted by: Zombie Gandhi at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (Spluw)
And yes obviously there are exceptions. But they're exactly the exceptions that prove the rule.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (/Ho8c)
wonderful even more convoluted...
I can understand the rage at one's self for losing your blood...I can even wrap my head around while disagreeing at shooting the toddler's 1/2 brother b/c in the end it is STILL your fault...
the driver...eh why not if you're gonna flip...
but being an uncle and going over those lines?
Yeah no...guy just wanted to be a badass.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (/4AZU)
Uncle. Which I guess does not invalidate baby daddy theory, but eeew gross.
http://is.gd/PFAKpD
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (/kI1Q)
240 "Morning Has Broken," by Cat Islam.
---
Eh, that was a cover of a hymn, I'm not sure that counts.
---
Maybe not, but it was way up the charts, I seem to recall.
Similarly, Paul Simon's "American Tune"cribs the melody of the first few bars of "O Sacred Head Now Wounded," to a nice effect.
Posted by: letitbeme at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (4uDUj)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Captain Ned at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (WI6nT)
shocked by this. Who is the typical NFL player? Grew up in the projects
in a house without a father. And you say they end up being violent
criminals? Whaaaaaa??
And yes obviously there are exceptions. But they're exactly the exceptions that prove the rule.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (0LHZx)
stereotyping is the punji pit that unsmart people fail to avoid.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (PMQ7P)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (MYCIw)
osted by: Zombie Gandhi at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (Spluw)
Never thought I'd defend the Pats...
There are two murderers (that I know of) who were on active NFL rosters.
When one was charged, he was cut. The other- deified.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (xkSSa)
I mentioned "My Sweet Lord" in the other thread, in case it was missed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (zF6Iw)
The family tree is either a stick or a set of circles Ms Radish...
f**ked up world
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (/4AZU)
We've all been crucified
And they nailed Jesus to the tree
And when I'm born again
You're gonna see a change in meGod made me for a reason
And nothing is in vain
Redemption comes in many shapes
With many kinds of painOh, sweet Jesus if you're out there
Keep me ever close to you
As I'm stumbling tumbling
As I'm traveling through
Posted by: LizLem at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (yRwC8)
They seem to be laying groundwork for a mental illness defense.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (/fZSP)
Just reissued, with I think a remastering of the fiddle parts. My kids did not know how old that song was.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (MIKMs)
Ok, this story is horrible in every way, but I totally laughed at this.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (MYCIw)
Yeah, we'll see about that.
Posted by: Da Trial Lawyers at April 15, 2015 12:35 PM (0FSuD)
Good luck!
You agreed to it in the CBA.
Posted by: NFL Players' Association at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (zRby/)
stereotyping is the punji pit that unsmart people fail to avoid.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (x3YFz)
___
No you're right. The typical NFL player is a well rounded, upper middle class Mensa member.
My bad.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Media at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Tim Tebow at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (xkSSa)
Maybe they should look at total shootings, not just deaths. Might be a better metric. But there they stand, scratching their heads, wondering "what could it be?"
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (XmOA9)
maybe uncle is really the baby daddy (Maury Povich pick up the green courtesy phone)
why were the uncle and the nephew partying together
were drugs and alcohol involved
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2015 12:14 PM (NaV4z)
Funny, when I hear that, it sounds mocking and ironic. Fun song, but it does not sound explicitly "Christian" to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2015 12:51 PM (X1nz/)
I never even heard of those charges.
Posted by: Ace at 11:52 AM
---------------------------
What difference, at this point, does it make?1//1!!?!?1!?!???
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2015 12:51 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: letitbeme at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (4uDUj)
Well, Tori Amos borrowed from "O For a Thousand Tongues", but I think the song was about berjiners.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 15, 2015 12:51 PM (Q819Q)
My bad.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (0LHZx)
just never learn. do you?
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Michael Vick at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (Spluw)
I always request a woman to grope me at the airport since I declare I am transgendered when in the airport security zone.
A good hip thrust forward helps her check my wmd.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (cbfNE)
Jets will be much improved this year 8-8 or 9-7. Defense will be back to very good. Offense...well, at least it should be improved from the shitshow it's been. Whether they start Harvard, an improved Geno 3.0 or someone else, it can't be as bad as Geno 1.0 or Geno 2.0.
In Todd We Trust. Bowles will be a good coach if he can survive not having a QB long enough.
Posted by: Bawappitis at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ynt1)
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She's kinda hot.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (XUKZU)
My bad.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (0LHZx)
Besides, he makes so much less than I do.
/MooMoo
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:48 PM (x3YFz)
Men are generally taller and heavier than women. Stereotyping?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (/kI1Q)
Wait! So this was in West Virginia?
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Michael Vick at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (Spluw)
Wha wha wha WHAT??!!!!!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (zRby/)
You could do the Ron White routine:
"I take two Viagra's and insist on being patted down."
"What's that Mr. White?"
"I have no idea."
"We'll have to pat that down."
"Go ahead and pat that up. You might want to give that a twist, to see if it's attach to anything......You might want to wash your hands."
Posted by: Paladin at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (ycm4Q)
254 and here I was this morning thinking of writing a paper on interplanetary interferometry.
foiled again!
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 12:43 PM (x3YFz)
That is a gadget that would shock the world.
A telescope that can take detailed pictures of planets orbiting other stars.
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:54 PM (MYCIw)
He's got an "Ace of Spades" tattooed right on his chest.
http://tinyurl.com/5x7
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 12:54 PM (0FSuD)
Oooh, I should try that.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 12:55 PM (/kI1Q)
I think Norm Greenbaum came close to joining the Spirit in the Sky when he was a passenger in a car involved in a serious accident a few weeks ago.
http://goo.gl/DERcFI
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:55 PM (iQIUe)
Because who doesn't take a toddler to a house party and then leave him to his own devices out in the street?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:55 PM (oKE6c)
Wouldn't surprise me, Dylan is a born again and bunch of his stuff is Christian related.
Lots of nods to Christianity in Dead stuff too. Ripple, Fire on the Mountain, Samson and Delilah, St Stephen, etc.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 12:55 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (0LHZx)
I was just thinking of that.
One day the wrong two people are going to marry and half the people in the neighborhood will disappear due to a biological/relativity tear in the continuum.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: nanny hag at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (Queum)
Pretty sure that's not referring to Christ. Harrison went Hindu at the time. (The "Hare Krishna" refrain should be the dead giveaway here.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (DT3rQ)
"Go play on the yellow line, kid" is sarcasm, not babysitting rules.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 12:57 PM (6khLX)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:52 PM (oKE6c)
Nah. Fart rape.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at April 15, 2015 12:57 PM (zTWHj)
Well that's another "own grandpa" situation. The victim was her sister's fiance.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 12:58 PM (MYCIw)
A telescope that can take detailed pictures of planets orbiting other stars.
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (MQEz6)
but can it detect any intelligent life in a Milwaukee neighborhood?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:58 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 12:58 PM (iQIUe)
*ahem*
Posted by: PED's at April 15, 2015 12:59 PM (zTWHj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 12:59 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 12:59 PM (6khLX)
Posted by: From Shredder to Hard Drive Wiper it is all good in Arkansas at April 15, 2015 12:59 PM (/WmRg)
323 People pay lots of money to watch hyper aggressive men play a violent game for 3 hours every week. Don't be surprised when these players turn out to be hyper aggressive and violent off the field.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (0LHZx)
Huh? all the greats of the game also exhibited humility off the field. The guy is a gang thug
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 15, 2015 01:00 PM (XYKz+)
Executive Order, ya know.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at April 15, 2015 01:00 PM (uPxUo)
half the people in the neighborhood will disappear due to a
biological/relativity tear in the continuum.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (zRby/)
The good news is that we don't have to worry about in-breeding in the 'hood. They're about as outbred a population as you'll ever find.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 01:00 PM (oKE6c)
I see you and raise you this version by Festus Clamrod and the El Sobrante Twangers -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9uk9IcoQ0w
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 01:00 PM (0HooB)
MSNBC 'Journalists' Caught On Camera Hugging And Kissing Valerie Jarrett Before Interview
Unbiased baby.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 01:01 PM (fWAjv)
wrong two people are going to marry and half the people in the
neighborhood will disappear due to a biological/relativity tear in the
continuum. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 12:56 PM (zRby/)
Lol, that reminds me of the "Shame and Scandal" song. Woe, is me, shame and scandal in the family...
Posted by: LizLem at April 15, 2015 01:01 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2015 01:02 PM (PfWwQ)
Scardouche was livin' the Hug Life baby...
fucking RiNO asshat
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 01:02 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 15, 2015 01:03 PM (XYKz+)
'hood. They're about as outbred a population as you'll ever find.
If your mom doesn't know who your dad is, how do you know you're not fucking your half-sister?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 01:03 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (zF6Iw)
That was a praise song to Krishna.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 01:04 PM (2Ojst)
I saw the light - Johnny Cash (featured prominently in the Columbo episode he starred in Swan Song)- which also reminds me of a Supernatural episode !!
Posted by: ginaswo at April 15, 2015 01:04 PM (2EgyQ)
My bad.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:50 PM (0LHZx)
Most of them have more money than you.
Now whose the dummy?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2015 01:04 PM (PfWwQ)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 15, 2015 12:39 PM (9U1OG)
1970. You're oooooollllld. (As old as I am, at least.)
Posted by: joncelli at April 15, 2015 01:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 12:49 PM (fwARV)
Thank you.
Where's the white suit, Ray?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 01:05 PM (d4ZzM)
A telescope that can take detailed pictures of planets orbiting other stars.
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 12:53 PM (MQEz6)
put a couple on the moon and mars? couple asteroids in the kuiper belt?
could be done.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 15, 2015 01:06 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 12:46 PM (oKE6c)
And that would be the worst possible outcome.
Posted by: said no Moron, ever at April 15, 2015 01:06 PM (X1nz/)
Posted by: If A=B and B=C, A=C at April 15, 2015 01:06 PM (7u7u7)
Note by note
George apologized and explained you have no idea what's going through your head when you're writing music
And Harrison clearly didn't need to lift that melody (unlike Thicke who sat down & listened to Marvin Gaye's hit over & over and then copied it)
Posted by: ginaswo at April 15, 2015 01:06 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 01:03 PM (/kI1Q)
You don't, but given that apparently no two people in the hood have the same pair of parents, your odds of avoiding a first-degree relation are pretty good. Hell, the odds probably are not that bad within a given household.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 01:07 PM (oKE6c)
Executive Order, ya know.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at April 15, 2015 01:00 PM (uPxUo)
Pretty interesting since the Commissioner has absolutely NOTHING to do with that.
NFLPA though? That's their thing.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 01:07 PM (d4ZzM)
Now whose the dummy?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2015 01:04 PM (PfWwQ)
Money != intelligence.
Exhibit A: Hollywood.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 01:08 PM (oKE6c)
And yes obviously there are exceptions. But they're exactly the exceptions that prove the rule.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 12:47 PM (0LHZx)
That is one of the dumbest comments that I have ever read.
The exception to the rule in pro sports is the "thug".
The typical NFL player didn't grow up in the projects and don't wind up being criminals. Most grow up in pretty normal households, and over 98% aren't criminals, which is pretty much in line with the US population. But, when one of them does something, it is guaranteed to be front page news.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:09 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:09 PM (+Fae7)
Word!
Posted by: Logan Mankins at April 15, 2015 01:10 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:09 PM (+Fae7)
Preach it, brutha!
Posted by: Zombie Pat Tillman at April 15, 2015 01:10 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:09 PM (+Fae7)
Da fuq 'dia cracka talkin 'bout?
Posted by: Antonio Cromartie at April 15, 2015 01:11 PM (d4ZzM)
But if they do their activism in person, and not on Twitter, how will they block the people who challenge their beliefs?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 01:11 PM (jhqr1)
Did anybody say these yet??
Spirit in The Sky, My Sweet Lord
Posted by: Big Freakin Al at April 15, 2015 01:13 PM (iWo0u)
Posted by: If A=B and B=C, A=C at April 15, 2015 01:15 PM (7u7u7)
Powerful song with a slow buesy feel.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at April 15, 2015 01:16 PM (LX8FL)
up being criminals. Most grow up in pretty normal households, and over
98% aren't criminals, which is pretty much in line with the US
population. But, when one of them does something, it is guaranteed to be
front page news.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:09 PM (+Fae7)
"A new book claims 21 percent of NFL players have committed serious crimes" http://www.cbsnews.com/news/nfl-players-21-criminals/
NFL Arrests Database: http://www.utsandiego.com/nfl/arrests-database/
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 01:17 PM (oKE6c)
Where was CPS - oh yeah they were busy getting those Maryland parents to agree to never lose sight of their children.
Posted by: An Observation at April 15, 2015 01:18 PM (OSg9x)
Posted by: C-Rock at April 15, 2015 01:18 PM (7u7u7)
Here's the link for the lazy: http://goo.gl/vmeIFt
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 01:19 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Big Freakin Al at April 15, 2015 01:19 PM (iWo0u)
Posted by: C-Rock at April 15, 2015 01:19 PM (7u7u7)
There are many ways to F*uck you life but Hernandez put the cherry on top.
A young, good looking man, multi-millionaire with more millions on the way and he lived the thug life and has now lost everything.
Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2015 01:21 PM (G+Wff)
A telescope that can take detailed pictures of planets orbiting other stars.
Yea, but can it take pictures of Kate Upton nude sunbathing in her backyard? Then I'll be empressed.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 15, 2015 01:21 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: C-Rock at April 15, 2015 01:22 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: C-Rock at April 15, 2015 01:24 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: C-Rock at April 15, 2015 01:24 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: C-Rock at April 15, 2015 01:25 PM (7u7u7)
A young, good looking man, multi-millionaire with more millions on the way and he lived the thug life and has now lost everything.
Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2015 01:21 PM (G+Wff)
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Good looking? Srsly? He doesn't look quite as evolved as a Neanderthal. Only Diane Fossey could find him attractive.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 15, 2015 01:27 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: wooga at April 15, 2015 12:31 PM (38Xg+)
en fuego!
Posted by: m at April 15, 2015 01:29 PM (WIUGG)
NFL Arrests Database: http://www.utsandiego.com/nfl/arrests-database/
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 01:17 PM (oKE6c)
Almost 20 year old book with questionable numbers and an arrest database that equates drunk in public/DUI with "criminal behavior".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:29 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: letitbeme at April 15, 2015 01:31 PM (4uDUj)
Posted by: letitbeme at April 15, 2015 01:34 PM (4uDUj)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 15, 2015 01:29 PM (+Fae7)
Yeah, because the NFL has totally cleaned up in the last 20 years.
Check out the Union-Tribune's NFL arrest database.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 01:34 PM (oKE6c)
Quite a few of Leonard Cohen's songs have Catholic imagery. "Who By Fire" is not Christian - it is based on a Yom Kippur prayer. Cohen is a rabbi's grandson who grew up surrounded by Montreal Catholics (at at time when Montreal Catholics were still devout) and has said he was fascinated by certain saints, like Joan of Arc,and Catholic images.
Posted by: Donna and V. (lacking ampersands) at April 15, 2015 01:35 PM (u0lmX)
Joe Cocker, Love Lift Us Up
Posted by: m at April 15, 2015 01:43 PM (WIUGG)
Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven
Waiting for the Flood
Bound for Hell
All of the above were by David J rather than Daniel Ash. It seems to have been a recurrent theme for him.
Posted by: Bawappitis at April 15, 2015 02:39 PM (2Ynt1)
Posted by: PJ at April 15, 2015 02:57 PM (pBgcs)
But that's okay because...
Posted by: PJ at April 15, 2015 03:08 PM (pBgcs)
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