Morning Thread (4-15-2015)


Advertise Here! Support Contact Ace: aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type	Morning Thread (4-15-2015) "When I am president, every day will be April 15th." ~ Hillary Clinton, probably. Posted by: Andy at 06:12 AM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 First, really? Posted by: biancaneve at April 15, 2015 06:12 AM (Zl68m) 2 Good Morning Morons. Today is Wednesday, April 15, 2015; blood sucking tax day. On this day in 1912 HMS Titanic struck an iceberg and sunk 2 hours later. 710 passengers out of 2,227 were saved. 85 years later James Cameron made a shitty movie that won 11 Oscars. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:13 AM (wlDny) 3 The Senate has overwhelming passed the "Doctor Fix" bill for Medicare thus removing the phony Obamacare saves us money crap that the commies used for propaganda. But they have proposed no way to pay for this fix, which will cost billions. I suppose Obama will print some more money and inflation will get worse. (more later) http://fxn.ws/1GJpwAI Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:13 AM (wlDny) 4 Hamas and the PA are at loggerheads over the Sunni-Shia proxy struggle between Saudi Arabia and Iran, Obama's new BFF. http://fxn.ws/1Dhq0u5 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:13 AM (wlDny) 5 Liquid body armor? Poland says it has it, the US and other are working on it. But not to worry, the ATF will make it class III even though in truth they have no authority to regulate body armor since it is not a weapon. http://fxn.ws/1NHcqbe Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny) 6 The knives are out for Scankles everywhere. A former British diplomat says Clinton screwed up a mission in Iraq because she wanted to watch the American military more than she did the actual mission. Do I believe this, hell yes. If there is one thing Scankles hates it is the American military and now the commies want to make her CnC. http://fxn.ws/1FIROGa Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny) 7 Florida wants to crack down on the drunken revelry at the beaches during Spring break after that rape. I don't think they need to worry, the ice age will take care of that. http://fxn.ws/1zfuIob Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny) 8 Oh the humanity. MO has executed a black man who murdered another man and tried to kill his ex-wife in a fit of rage after the county garnished his wages for child support. He was, heavens to murgatroyd, convicted by an all white jury! Hands up don't needle me. (AP didn't contribute to this snark.) http://fxn.ws/1DGtNCx Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny) 9 RIP Percy Sledge at 74. I loved that song and still do. (Posted yesterday afternoon but the morning crew may have missed this). http://fxn.ws/1ctg0oN Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny) 10 The jury in the CO theater massacre has finally been seated after one of the most lengthy voir dire processes in history. Our tort process is not the only thing in the legal system that is totally screwed up. And yes, I blame liberal judges that have consistently packed the Supreme Court since FDR was the tyrant ruler. http://fxn.ws/1H6o5ek Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny) 11 Obama's pen and phone are now poised to remove Cuba from the terror sponsor list. http://fxn.ws/1CXV7aR Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny) 12 Jogging mom pulling a jogging stroller stops to battle a bee. Meanwhile her stroller unattended rolls into an irrigation canal with twin boys strapped in. Tragedy ensues. http://fxn.ws/1H6p0eP Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny) 13 DEA chief says she can not fire agents who were involved in the sex parties provided by drug cartels due to a "maze of regulations" protecting employees. Well scrunt, who makes those regulations in your department? Is it you or the damn unions? The Washington DC bureaucracy needs an enema as the Joke would say. http://fxn.ws/1FPPYZh Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny) 14 And speaking of idiots in the bureaucracy Scankles' TSA is at it again. http://fxn.ws/1yqBFb4 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny) 15 Hands up don't run me over! How long before the SJWs are out in force? http://fxn.ws/1EDXaGA Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny) 16 It all comes out now. Recall that goomer with the face tattoos that killed the student supervisor at the NC community college in yesterday's links? Well it is now a hate crime because the professor was gay. The perp said the professor molested one of his relatives. http://fxn.ws/1H6qPs1 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny) 17 West Coast watermelons in liberal States are now interfering with overseas coal shipments from other States. Will the DOJ step in and act in a real interstate commerce case? Of course not, interstate commerce is only a factor in hate crimes, pollution, and civil rights cases effecting blacks and gays. http://fxn.ws/1H6qPs1 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny) 18 Recall Ace's post and the video of the press orgy when Scankles' Scooby van pulled in to that Iowa school yesterday? Well the poor students there were locked in their classroom while they did their political PR stunt. http://bit.ly/1asOcPF Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny) 19 DeCommio doubles down on Scankles anti-endorsement. http://tws.io/1FPWeR0 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny) 20 And even Whoreywood is not all in for Scanckles. http://bit.ly/1EE05z2 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny) 21 Liberals in the EU seem poised to hit Google with an anti-trust suit now. I find this ridiculous since there are any number of search engines out there besides Google. I have no love for Google and I don't use their search engine but this is just pure stupid crap. http://yhoo.it/1CHOIBo Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny) 22 This story broke yesterday afternoon but some in the morning crew may have missed it. ISIS is operating a camp just a few miles from El Paso, Texas, according to Judicial Watch sources that include a Mexican Army field grade officer and a Mexican Federal Police Inspector. The exact location where the terrorist group has established its base is around eight miles from the U.S. border in an area known as Anapra situated just west of Ciudad Ju�rez in the Mexican state of Chihuahua. Another ISIS cell to the west of Ciudad Ju�rez, in Puerto Palomas, targets the New Mexico towns of Columbus and Deming for easy access to the United States, the same knowledgeable sources confirm. I am sure the Choom will take action to ensure that the border is closed in those areas to prevent these 6th century savages from entering the US. <s>. http://bit.ly/1ynTHdO Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny) 23 American society is just filled with h8ters. Here is another hate crime perpetrated by evil thugs against innocent muzzies in the US. http://bit.ly/1yoc96d Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny) 24 Obama says he is willing to sign the bill that Congress has negotiated on the "Iran Deal". That means the RNCe has sold us out again. Any bill that does not force Obama to abide by the Constitution in a ratification process is a POS. I say initiate an emergency suit to the Supreme Court under a writ of mandamus to either force him to abide by the law of the land or get the Supremes to define what is a "deal" vs what is a "treaty". http://wapo.st/1auJf8Z Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:19 AM (wlDny) 25 More on that subject: President Barack Obama made a "deal with the devil" in his nuclear framework with Iran and there's no reason to think it can verifiably prevent the Tehran regime from getting a nuclear weapon, House Speaker John Boehner said Tuesday. And who let him do that you cry-baby SOB? This is what happens when you take everything "off the table". http://bv.ms/1IKgvYX Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:19 AM (wlDny) 26 And the beat goes on, the beat goes on. The administration is deporting fewer criminal aliens than it did last year, according to new statistics released Tuesday that undercut President Obama's justification for his new amnesty, which he said was intended to free agents to focus on the most dangerous of criminals by focusing on "felons not families." Hey WaTi, why so mealy-mouthed? He lied, say it, he lied. http://bit.ly/1JHwMeJ Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny) 27 Nations with the most "immigrants" in a graphic. Keep in mind that this was compiled by the UN so it is probably much worse than what is shown here. http://bit.ly/1GGVptU Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny) 28 DAY 889 574 to go (647 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 06:20 AM (St6BJ) 29 SEIU plans another series of strikes against fast food places in their attempt to unionize and shut these places down for good. So far all these strikes have done is result in paid bums carrying picket signs in front of the places while being directed by an SEIU stooge. http://bit.ly/1yqHZiw Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny) 30 It appears Scankles has taken a lesson from ole' Rahm. She has gone big into astroturfing. And it takes a village in England to report it. http://dailym.ai/1b04Xmt Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny) 31 LOL, must see Brit paper graphic. http://bit.ly/1yu5FTG Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny) 32 Our State Department really is filled with a bunch of incompetent clowns. No sane person would ever release a statement this stupid. http://bit.ly/1aT7Apy Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny) 33 Scankles wants an amendment to stop the financing of her campaign by foreigners and rich people under the table. http://bit.ly/1EE8sKQ Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny) 34 Black Panthers are in North Charleston now calling for a war against police. As I said yesterday, if they think they will get away with another Ferguson in SC they are badly mistaken. SC is not run by a bunch of corrupt Democrats. http://bit.ly/1CIHZai Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny) 35 Not only is Obama releasing thousands of criminal illegals into the US, but he will not even give the names of those released to LEOs. http://bit.ly/1IcoZ7H Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:22 AM (wlDny) 36 Tennessee - please kick Bob Corker to the fucking curb? And Lamar Alexander as well. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 06:22 AM (St6BJ) 37 Anti-police protestors shut down the Brooklyn Bridge during rush hour. I apply the 100 year rule here. 100 years ago police would have beat the crap out of these people and some would have "inadvertently" fell off the bridge. http://bit.ly/1OAnTGS Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:22 AM (wlDny) 38 Liberals really really are Fascists. MSDNC: Every medical student should be FORCED to learn how to do abortions. http://bit.ly/1OAol7V Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:22 AM (wlDny) 39 Issa asked Scankles about the use of private e-mail accounts as far back as 2012. He never got an answer and never followed up on it. And that is when she began deleting e-mails. http://bit.ly/1CMuEMP Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:23 AM (wlDny) 40 April 15th, My brother's birthday and Xmas for asshole DC types... Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:23 AM (/4AZU) 41 The Republicans who voted for the "Doc Fix" without any offset are: The Republicans who joined McConnell and all the Democrats to vote for increasing the national debt with the "doc fix" include: Sens. Lamar Alexander (R-TN), Bill Cassidy (R-LA), Thad Cochran (R-MS), Susan Collins (R-ME), John Cornyn (R-TX), Shelley Moore Capito (R-WV), Dean Heller (R-NV), Orrin Hatch (R-UT), Lindsey Graham (R-SC), David Perdue (R-GA), and Thom Tillis (R-NC). IOW the same laundry list of RINOs and DIABLOs. http://bit.ly/1FJhIcO Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:23 AM (wlDny) 42 The Feds continue to go after Menendez. http://bit.ly/1yqLQwj Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:23 AM (wlDny) 43 Norquist has "voluntarily" suspended himself from the board at NRA. http://bit.ly/1GIZXje Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:23 AM (wlDny) 44 Would the "real" country music stars of yesteryear have done crap like this? I see another episode of Dixie Chicks coming here. http://bit.ly/1E1pqnA Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:24 AM (wlDny) 45 Ramirez http://bit.ly/1EEg7cc Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:24 AM (wlDny) 46 38 Vic, Their ideas are so great they can't run on them and so palatable they need impelled on dissidents. Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:24 AM (/4AZU) 47 The Daily Deals http://amzn.to/1cvhdMo That's it for today folks. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:24 AM (wlDny) 48 Now that the Senate has surrendered the up or down vote on treaties to the Executive branch, and that Putin is selling SA-300 AA missile systems to Iran, Israel is sure to strike sooner than later. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 06:25 AM (St6BJ) 49 Vic- Didn't Paul also vote for the fix? Maybe I read it wrong. Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2015 06:26 AM (oQXfg) 50 >>> Liberals really really are Fascists. You're not celebrating diversity with much enthusiasm, Komrad. Posted by: fluffy at April 15, 2015 06:27 AM (Ua6T/) 51 21 Vic, Anything bad for Goggle is good for America... Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:27 AM (/4AZU) 52 Israel is talking about selling their missle defence systems to Georgia and Ukraine. Iran is also not getting the most advanced S-300 system Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2015 06:30 AM (oQXfg) 53 I was looking forward to 2016. Now I am not sure we will make it that long. Eff the 52%. Posted by: Jmel at April 15, 2015 06:31 AM (cfFqn) 54 Did I mention that I gave in to temptation, and ordered one of those Polish Radom P-64's from Aim Surplus yesterday? Good thing that I don't have one of those expensive hobbies, like owning a boat. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 06:32 AM (irGEw) 55 49 Vic- Didn't Paul also vote for the fix? Maybe I read it wrong. Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2015 06:26 AM (oQXfg) He wasn't on the list but look at the way that statement in the article was worded. The list "includes"; so perhaps there may be more to the list. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny) 56 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:19 AM (wlDny) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 06:25 AM (St6BJ) Levin was as animated about this as I have ever heard him. They do this crap in committee then they can have a meaningless show vote when all the lights are on. Morning to teh Horde. Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 15, 2015 06:34 AM (iVjJr) 57 51 21 Vic, Anything bad for Goggle is good for America... Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:27 AM (/4AZU) I hate anything to do with so called "monopoly" BS. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny) 58 Thom Tillis (R-NC). IOW the same laundry list of RINOs and DIABLOs. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:23 AM (wlDny) Nip's man. Going forward, ask yourself how Kay Hagan would have voted differently. Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 15, 2015 06:36 AM (iVjJr) 59 http://tinyurl.com/l4lz626 If there's a Female Orientated version of the Darwin Awards this woman in Arizona may have earned first honors. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:36 AM (/4AZU) 60 57 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny) Oh I've gone on at length about the injustices in the Federal pursuit of Microshaft and Ma Bell... that said Goggle is a big enough threat to liberty I would make exceptions for it and Fcbook.... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:38 AM (/4AZU) 61 Iran is also financing the tunnel building going on in northern Israel. Those first billions that were released went to Hezbollah. Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2015 06:39 AM (oQXfg) 62 58 Going forward, ask yourself how Kay Hagan would have voted differently. Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 15, 2015 06:36 AM (iVjJr) She would have voted against it because she would have wanted no doc fix so they could continue to lie about Obamacare. I don't mind the doc fix so much as it pisses me off that they did not cut some other socialist program to offset the extra spent here. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:39 AM (wlDny) 63 "2 Good Morning Morons. Today is Wednesday, April 15, 2015; blood sucking tax day. On this day in 1912 HMS Titanic struck an iceberg and sunk 2 hours later. 710 passengers out of 2,227 were saved. 85 years later James Cameron made a shitty movie that won 11 Oscars. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:13 AM (wlDny)" I think that you are unfair in tour description of the movie "Titanic". It had really great CGI of the ship, particularly the tripple expansion steam engines. It had Kate Winslet's tits. It had the guy fall from the boat and bounce off the propeller. It had Leonardo DiCaprio die. What more could you want from a movie? Well, yes, it could have had more car chases, explosions and tits but so could every movie. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 15, 2015 06:39 AM (KDbAT) 64 Meanwhile, Bibi called Putin and warned him not to sell the AA missiles to Iran. Now THAT is leadership. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 06:41 AM (St6BJ) 65 59 If there's a Female Orientated version of the Darwin Awards this woman in Arizona may have earned first honors. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:36 AM (/4AZU) I didn't get down on her too bad in my post. She is probably not a happy camper right now. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:41 AM (wlDny) 66 When did Kay marry Tom Hagan? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 06:41 AM (St6BJ) 67 62 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:39 AM (wlDny) The problem with the doc fix is it shields the idiot Doctors who were indifferent to Ogabecare from the fruits of their stupidity. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:42 AM (/4AZU) 68 I think Israel should publicly offer to give nukes to Georgia, Poland, the Baltics and Ukraine. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ) 69 http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/2015/04/we-refuse-to-al.html From north of the border: ontario liberla voters shocked to be called homophobes by they gov't they elected for objecting to a sex ed curriculum written by a pedophile Posted by: elle at April 15, 2015 06:43 AM (2fKPD) 70 67 The problem with the doc fix is it shields the idiot Doctors who were indifferent to Ogabecare from the fruits of their stupidity. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:42 AM (/4AZU) The doctors were never a problem with Obamacare. They were against it and a lot of them said they would retire. Now there is a different story for the insurance companies. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny) 71 65 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:41 AM (wlDny) I guess I'm hard.... I just think of the story of Sindri and Brokkr Thor's hammer and find her resolve lacking. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:44 AM (/4AZU) 72 70 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny) The majority of doctors sure, hell my GP looked literally like he had been kneed in the nuts but there were plenty of docs who kept their mouths shut despite knowing the math could not work. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:45 AM (/4AZU) 73 69 Posted by: elle at April 15, 2015 06:43 AM (2fKPD) They'll adapt... Just wait until our civics texts are approved by a would be mass-murderer... spoiler alert they already are.. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:46 AM (/4AZU) 74 72 70 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny) The majority of doctors sure, hell my GP looked literally like he had been kneed in the nuts but there were plenty of docs who kept their mouths shut despite knowing the math could not work. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:45 AM (/4AZU) Well, I guess no every doctor went out raising hell but there were a lot who did. And another thing you have to remember, the MFM would have never published a lot of doctors screaming anyway. So there may have been a lot more than we saw. I know my doctor wasn't too damn happy about it. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:47 AM (wlDny) 75 Did you know that according to the new Dod, The Bible, the Constitution and the Declaration all perpetuate sexism. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 06:48 AM (St6BJ) 76 75 Did you know that according to the new Dod, The Bible, the Constitution and the Declaration all perpetuate sexism. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 06:48 AM (St6BJ) Yeah, that was posted yesterday. My comment was how to they teach an anti-constitution lesson plan to a group of people who have sworn an oath to support and defend the constitution. Any military man in that room would have been within their rights to charge the instructor with a violation of the UCMJ and/or treason. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:50 AM (wlDny) 77 The doc fix is paying for doctor's that take Medicaid patients. We can't have all those newly signed up gimmegrants go without treatment. Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2015 06:51 AM (oQXfg) 78 "52 Israel is talking about selling their missle defence systems to Georgia and Ukraine. Iran is also not getting the most advanced S-300 system Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2015 06:30 AM (oQXfg)" The Israelis should also sell them nuclear weapons since nuclear nonproliferation is so old fashioned and President Supergenius understands that more countries with nuclear weapons actually makes the world safer. If you don't understand how that works, you are just not able to keep up with the three dimensional chess of the world's greatest living statesman. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 15, 2015 06:51 AM (KDbAT) 79 I think Israel should publicly offer to give nukes to Georgia, Poland, the Baltics and Ukraine. If you give them to Georgia, Alabama is gonna want them too. Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 06:51 AM (fokOP) 80 77 The doc fix is paying for doctor's that take Medicaid patients. We can't have all those newly signed up gimmegrants go without treatment. Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2015 06:51 AM (oQXfg) Also Medicare, IOW everybody over the age of 65. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:52 AM (wlDny) 81 75 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 06:48 AM (St6BJ) It's an interesting mobius strip... all are sworn to defend the Constitution....and then are encouraged to view the document as inherently unjust... I'm glad we'll be out by the end of the decade. Hope to be out of this budding dictatorship by the middle of next decade as well. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:52 AM (/4AZU) 82 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:52 AM (/4AZU) The problem is, where do we go? There's not a lot of great places to escape to anymore. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 15, 2015 06:54 AM (J+mig) 83 "http://tinyurl.com/l4lz626" Damn. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 06:54 AM (NaCUz) 84 The doctors were never a problem with Obamacare. They were against it and a lot of them said they would retire. Mine did. Had him 20 years. Now I get to find a different doctor. Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 06:54 AM (fokOP) 85 82 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 15, 2015 06:54 AM (J+mig) If AlGore is to be believed I set sail for Antarctica boys... it'll be a garden spot right Goreons? Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:56 AM (/4AZU) 86 84 Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 06:54 AM (fokOP) If you like your Dr...go fuck yourself... //Barack Obama-America's Life Coach Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:57 AM (/4AZU) 87 84 The doctors were never a problem with Obamacare. They were against it and a lot of them said they would retire. Mine did. Had him 20 years. Now I get to find a different doctor. Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 06:54 AM (fokOP) My doc is fairly young and he told me he loses money on every medicare patient. The irony is that he specializes in geriatric patients. And the law REQUIRES you to file for Medicare when you turn 65. And has been like that for a long time. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:57 AM (wlDny) 88 " Alabama is gonna want them too." I'm okay with that. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 06:57 AM (NaCUz) 89 88 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 06:57 AM (NaCUz) Louisiana and Montana do just fine with theirs... The Cajuns have yet to export their bug chomping ways at nukepoint. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:59 AM (/4AZU) 90 Where are the booth babes and the women in tight gold dresses? Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2015 06:59 AM (TcePY) 91 "The problem is, where do we go?" No urban places. Get away from them. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 06:59 AM (NaCUz) 92 Weren't orgs like the AMA and AARP all in for ObamaCare? Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2015 07:00 AM (JO9+V) 93 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:56 AM (/4AZU) Hmm... maybe an enclosed base, a Thorium reactor, and ceramic space heaters would make it a lot more livable... Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 15, 2015 07:00 AM (J+mig) 94 92 Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2015 07:00 AM (JO9+V) Absolutely, of course the AMA business model relies on shaking down the doctors themselves. AARP looked at it as an opportunity to shake down seniors as gap insurance. I'll die before I ever join AARP. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:01 AM (/4AZU) 95 93 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 15, 2015 07:00 AM (J+mig) The mining there could and should be exquisite... of course that is assuming the UN overlords would tolerate our exerting human will on the elements instead of demanding we cede our destiny to the Penguins and Polar Squirrels. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:03 AM (/4AZU) 96 91 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 06:59 AM (NaCUz) Factor in the Federales deciding what America really needs is 10 million more folks... I used to say 36 miles...I may modify it to 42. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:04 AM (/4AZU) 97 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:03 AM (/4AZU) It'd be easier to get out ahead of it and declare a good part of the ice shelf (don't build on the ice shelf, in case it does melt) the "Antarctic National Penguin Refuge." We could very well honestly label the rest "Global Kulak Repository." Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 15, 2015 07:05 AM (J+mig) 98 "The problem is, where do we go?" To the camps. Or suicide. Either works for the fundamentally transformed America. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 07:07 AM (zF6Iw) 99 97 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 15, 2015 07:05 AM (J+mig) The Polar Squirrel Preservation and Empowerment Center for Justice Rights.... the key is fooling dumbasses like giggles. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:07 AM (/4AZU) 100 "82 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 06:52 AM (/4AZU) The problem is, where do we go? There's not a lot of great places to escape to anymore. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 15, 2015 06:54 AM (J+mig)" I used to know a fellow who would respond to these sorts of outrage by claiming that Paraguay was the last bastion of freedom. It was his contention that as long as you paid off the corrupt dictatorship, they would leave you alone. I don't know if he was joking. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 15, 2015 07:08 AM (KDbAT) 101 98 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 07:07 AM (zF6Iw) I've been looking hard at Manitoba or the Yukon... of course Canada is one Trudeau away from Idiocracy with back bacon. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:08 AM (/4AZU) 102 92 Weren't orgs like the AMA and AARP all in for ObamaCare? Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2015 07:00 AM (JO9+V) Both of those are sub-chapters of the Democrap Party and the AARP is another insurance company. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:09 AM (wlDny) 103 100 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 15, 2015 07:08 AM (KDbAT) I'll take a non-evangelical corruptocracy over whatever the fuck it is we're becoming any day. The officials believe in a little juice and grasp there has to be an economy to shake down and are too lazy to be the economy....that's why they are officials. Panama screwed up by deciding to be the volunteer for a cautionary tale. Belize speaks English at least. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:10 AM (/4AZU) 104 >>>>DeCommio doubles down on Scankles anti-endorsement. >>>> And even Whoreywood is not all in for Scanckles. . . . .As I have said before, she is not in it to win it. She is making the appearance of running solely to get "donations" of gobs of cash to the Clinton Foundation for quid pro quo stuff if she were to win and become President. She has absolutely no desire to be President, she just wants to roll around naked in all of those big piles of untraceable money. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2015 07:10 AM (HP6cv) 105 "I've been looking hard at Manitoba or the Yukon..." Them's remote places for sure. Ironically, in some ways, socialist Canada's in better shape than us. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 07:11 AM (NaCUz) 106 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 15, 2015 07:08 AM (KDbAT) My brother says that Nicaragua's pretty decent if you aren't in the capitol city. As he puts it, the Communists generally don't worry about people out in the countryside because they're too busy feeling important in the capitol. I take it with a grain of salt, but he's gone there several times with his wife (whose family is from there originally) on various vacations. Me, I'd much rather live in a place where there wasn't a jackbooted and arbitrary government to begin with, even if that did mean my toilet might freeze solid if the heater failed. (I've lived in the subtropics my whole life, so that's a very extreme statement coming from me.) Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 15, 2015 07:11 AM (J+mig) 107 @9. RIP Percy Sledge.....Vic "When A Man Loves A Woman" is a classic. He had other hits too. But that song went to #1 in the USA. Pretty good for a guy from small town Alabama. RIP Percy Sledge. Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 15, 2015 07:13 AM (o00SF) 108 Them's remote places for sure. Ironically, in some ways, socialist Canada's in better shape than us. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 07:11 AM (NaCUz) Canada pretty much found the level of socialism it was comfortable with and decided to stay there while we've been breaknecking towards whole-hog socialism as fast as we can go. I'm pretty sure we're past them, by now. If not, it's pretty close. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 15, 2015 07:13 AM (J+mig) 109 106 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 15, 2015 07:11 AM (J+mig) The tundra doesn't suffer fools, although I can't wrap my head around Scandinavia's choice of Islamic Dr Assisted Suicide... if you are willing to endure the hardship of a tundra or colder climate you tend to not have too many neighbors. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:13 AM (/4AZU) 110 Fuckin A, we were even poorer than Scotty Walker. Posted by: Hillary the Horrible at April 15, 2015 07:16 AM (WCnJW) 111 To the camps. Or suicide. Either works for the fundamentally transformed America. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 07:07 AM (zF6Iw) Can you try to remember to bring the coil for the still? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:17 AM (sbV1u) 112 >>>>Any military man in that room would have been within their rights to charge the instructor with a violation of the UCMJ and/or treason. . . . .Treason? For what? Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2015 07:17 AM (HP6cv) 113 Any military man in that room would have been within their rights to charge the instructor with a violation of the UCMJ and/or treason. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:50 AM (wlDny) You will probably want to review the actual definition of treason. The one in the Constitution. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:18 AM (sbV1u) 114 112 .Treason? For what? Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2015 07:17 AM (HP6cv) For attacking the Constitution. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:19 AM (wlDny) 115 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 07:07 AM (zF6Iw) Did you get the directions I posted for the MoMee? (Ramped that you're coming, btw.) Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:19 AM (fwARV) 116 "Canada pretty much found the level of socialism it was comfortable with" Yeah, it's funny. As neo-liberal as we've generally viewed them, the gov't enacted a long gun registry and the public actively resisted by failing to comply and the gov't gave up on it. Ya know, the kind of stuff we talk about. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 07:19 AM (NaCUz) 117 113 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:18 AM (sbV1u) Eh...I'd make the argument that framing an attack on the validity of the US Constitution is at a minimum detrimental to command environment.... but I can safely be ignored...I read cursive. I'm old enough to remember when serving Democrats shat on Bush and didn't get article 88s... try that trick with Obama now as a Republican. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:21 AM (/4AZU) 118 I say it is giving aid and comfort to the enemy, Obama. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny) 119 Eh...I'd make the argument that framing an attack on the validity of the US Constitution is at a minimum detrimental to command environment.... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:21 AM (/4AZU) At best, at best, that would be a violation of the UCMJ. Of course, you're have to turn the law into a pretzel to get there. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:22 AM (sbV1u) 120 Ever wonder why conservatives often win primaries and Congressional election but moderate Repubs get nominated to be Presidential candidates? Only all the damn time, if you're anything like me. Here's a really interesting article on the subject, pointing out that blue state Republicans are numerous, but kinda ineffectual. Did you know, for example, that Romney got more GOP votes in California than in Texas? Trigger warning: NYT link. http://nyti.ms/1DhXTuO Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2015 07:22 AM (TcePY) 121 118 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny) We're back on the Mobius strip Vic... they are sworn to execute the CinC's directives so long as they obey the Constitution and Ogabe undermines the US Constitution so they have a duty to...? I feel like a drunk stuck in a pro speed washing machine... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:23 AM (/4AZU) 122 "When a Man Loves a Woman" A song that has less and less relevance these days . . . RIP Percy Sledge Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 07:23 AM (St6BJ) 123 >>>>Treason? For what? Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2015 07:17 AM (HP6cv) For attacking the Constitution. . . . .Vic, this isn't the 1300's and they cant be charged with Treason. If attacking the Constitution was chargeable under the UCMJ then about half of the Military should have been charged when I was in. One bunch for being anti-2ND amendment and the other bunch being Anti -1st Amendment. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2015 07:24 AM (HP6cv) 124 119 At best, at best, that would be a violation of the UCMJ. Of course, you're have to turn the law into a pretzel to get there. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:22 AM (sbV1u) Depends; if the instructor is military then he is guilty of violating his oath, iow false swearing. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:24 AM (wlDny) 125 Any military man in that room would have been within their rights to charge the instructor with a violation of the UCMJ and/or treason. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:50 AM (wlDny) Um? No. First lesson of active military service: You protect a Constitution which no longer applies to you. Free speech? Nope. Free assembly? Fuck you. Right to bear arms? Not a chance. Not on post, anyway. "Treason" is defined in the very document you cite. It's not 'being an insufferable leftist asshat,' no matter how much I wish it were. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:24 AM (fwARV) 126 119 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:22 AM (sbV1u) You saying the law is not already looking like Aunt Anne has been in the Kitchen Sean? wink I am past thinking there is any way to stop the rot....it's liberating sir. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:24 AM (/4AZU) 127 I say it is giving aid and comfort to the enemy, Obama. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny) Geeez, Vic. WTF? I think it's fucking stupid too. I've always hated those DEOMI graduates coming down to units to put whitey in his place. But this ain't treason. Here's the actual definition: "Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court." If you think a fucked up PowerPoint presentation rises to the level of treason, then, congratulations. You've graduated to the "shit I don't like" school of Constitutional jurisprudence. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:25 AM (od1KN) 128 122 "When a Man Loves a Woman" A song that has less and less relevance these days . . . RIP Percy Sledge Yeah, that's pretty hetero-cisnormative. A song like that could drive sensitive snowflakes to their Paddington Bear room. "When a Xe loves a Hyr" would be much less likely to trigger their rage mechanisms. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 07:25 AM (7ObY1) 129 120 Ever wonder why conservatives often win primaries and Congressional election but moderate Repubs get nominated to be Presidential candidates? Only all the damn time, if you're anything like me. Here's a really interesting article on the subject, pointing out that blue state Republicans are numerous, but kinda ineffectual. Did you know, for example, that Romney got more GOP votes in California than in Texas? Trigger warning: NYT link. http://nyti.ms/1DhXTuO Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2015 07:22 AM (TcePY) I know why, its because the RNCe stacks the primaries to allow blue States to have the say early in the primaries. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:25 AM (wlDny) 130 Xe and Hyr? From the periodic table of Chinese surnames? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 07:26 AM (St6BJ) 131 As an ineffectual blue-state conservative, I condone that article. The key word being "conservative," not "Republican." Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 07:27 AM (7ObY1) 132 >>>>"When a Man Loves a Woman" A song that has less and less relevance these days . . . RIP Percy Sledge Yeah, that's pretty hetero-cisnormative. A song like that could drive sensitive snowflakes to their Paddington Bear room. "When a Xe loves a Hyr" would be much less likely to trigger their rage mechanisms. . . . .Yep, should have a trigger warning. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2015 07:27 AM (HP6cv) 133 Depends; if the instructor is military then he is guilty of violating his oath, iow false swearing. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:24 AM (wlDny) Good luck with that. Most military prosecutors I've known (most of whom were actually pit bulls in uniform) would look at anyone saying that and tell them to STFU and GTFO. ...and bring them a sammich. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:27 AM (od1KN) 134 I say it is giving aid and comfort to the enemy, Obama. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny) Please explain how this is different from the liberals who wanted to court martial conservative officers for supporting the war or who wanted to impeach Bush for doing something they didn't like. "I disagree," isn't grounds for treason charges. If you think it is, you're not conservative. You'reStalin. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:27 AM (fwARV) 135 Has anybody mentioned that the Granny Clinton campaign is already a complete disaster? I'm pretty sure she did permanent damage to her brain when she fell down drunk after Benghazi and bumped her noggin. Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2015 07:28 AM (ty633) 136 130 Xe and Hyr? From the periodic table of Chinese surnames? From the Periodic Table of Idiotic Proggie non-Cis-normative Pronouns Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 07:28 AM (7ObY1) 137 "Did you know, for example, that Romney got more GOP votes in California than in Texas? Trigger warning: NYT link." Yeah, but he didn't win Texas any more than he lost Cali'. As long as the grifters outnumber the producers those EVs go one way. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 07:28 AM (NaCUz) 138 In Josh Earnest's world, this is another example of how Obama's long term strategy is working: http://tinyurl.com/lt38n8z ISIS seizes village in Anbar province. Likely a lot of heads lopped off, women raped, people set on fire... but this is no longer reported as it makes Obama look like a monumental fool. Mustn't do that. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 15, 2015 07:29 AM (BZAd3) 139 127 If you think a fucked up PowerPoint presentation rises to the level of treason, then, congratulations. You've graduated to the "shit I don't like" school of Constitutional jurisprudence. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:25 AM (od1KN) Ease up, it was snark. But I still say it is a violation of your oath if teaching that crap. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:29 AM (wlDny) 140 so there I was... Watching Casino Royale when this scene came up... https://youtu.be/jmfWWoAOCPs Tipsy Bartender how to make a Vesper got me to thinking on my ex.... In Sven J Olafson-Racoon Agent of Danger the scene would have been as follows... Barkeep- Whadda Ya Have buddy? Me- A jug of Sangria, a 5th of Gin, a 5th of Vodka and two sprigs of nightshade tossed into a cement mixer for 25 seconds? Barkeep-sir? Me- it tastes like shit...I'll call it a Christy Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:30 AM (/4AZU) 141 133 Most military prosecutors I've known (most of whom were actually pit bulls in uniform) would look at anyone saying that and tell them to STFU and GTFO. ...and bring them a sammich. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:27 AM (od1KN) That is because they are JAG-offs. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:30 AM (wlDny) 142 Did you get the directions I posted for the MoMee? (Ramped that you're coming, btw.) Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:19 AM (fwARV) Yes, thanks so much! It should be. . .interesting. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 07:30 AM (zF6Iw) 143 g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2015 07:31 AM (hSlC9) 144 "Has anybody mentioned that the Granny Clinton campaign is already a complete disaster?" She may well be the next POTUS but I don't understand her campaign. Creepy ass, pointless "van tour." Running on......? Every public event a disappointment. No message or compelling reason to be. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 07:31 AM (NaCUz) 145 142 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 07:30 AM (zF6Iw) Enjoy.... I'll hit the tip jar for the GoFundOurBail website if need be. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:32 AM (/4AZU) 146 That is because they are JAG-offs. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:30 AM (wlDny) My Brigade prosecutor was an E-5 in the Ranger Regiment before he got out, went to college, then law school, and came back in. If it were up to him, the death penalty would have been an option for Article 15s. I know a lot more like him. The JAG Trial Defense Service types? Yeah, they're fucking morons. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:33 AM (od1KN) 147 144 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 07:31 AM (NaCUz) sure she has a message...she just has to wait 24 hours for Marco Rubio to deliver it first... The Media elected Barack Obama with ethical cancer and willful refusal to do their jobs... The NEA will elect Hillary Clinton after a 20 year campaign to do the same to a generation of women. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:33 AM (/4AZU) 148 @88. "Alabama is gonna want them too." I'm okay with that.- Ricardo Kill Why not, we make the missiles they fly on. Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 15, 2015 07:34 AM (tjj0w) 149 Yes, thanks so much! It should be. . .interesting. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 07:30 AM (zF6Iw) As long as your definition of 'interesting' includes the following: [in-ter-uh-sting, -truh-sting, -tuh-res-ting] adjective 1 - drunken debauchery 2 - 'ettes literally bouncing on trampolines 3 - Cochran screaming at people for being RINOs 4 - drunken debauchery 5 - Eris reminding us all that she's a predator posing as a house pet Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:35 AM (fwARV) 150 So what? We all collectively think this isn't a conspiracy? Did the Republicans in congress think this wouldn't come out? Jeebers H Fucking Cripes! They're just rubbing our noses in it and we do nothing. We'll fall for the same shit next time: http://tinyurl.com/kl6qt8x On the Republican controlled congress' bending over for Obama... again. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 15, 2015 07:35 AM (BZAd3) 151 I think the "Iran deal" compromise that team stupid has cobbled together might be their finest work yet. They completely inverted the treaty clause of the constitution. A then this retard Corker goes strutting around like he's the cock of the walk. Seriously, it's hard to fathom how horribly wrong giving the majority to the GOP has been. It's actually worse with them in power. Ponder that shit for a minute. Posted by: Kreplach at April 15, 2015 07:35 AM (D9OaR) 152 Let's not laugh too hard yet. We all know it's time for hellary. After all, by the time to vote, America will be ready for hellary. Because we deserve another dictator. Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2015 07:35 AM (go5uR) 153 As long as your definition of 'interesting' includes the following: [in-ter-uh-sting, -truh-sting, -tuh-res-ting] adjective 1 - drunken debauchery 2 - 'ettes literally bouncing on trampolines 3 - Cochran screaming at people for being RINOs 4 - drunken debauchery 5 - Eris reminding us all that she's a predator posing as a house pet Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:35 AM (fwARV) I would like to point out to the uninitiated that all these things are conclusions based on multiple layers of evidence, and not mere opinions. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:36 AM (od1KN) 154 150 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 15, 2015 07:35 AM (BZAd3) Bill Kristol is trying to sell the idea that this will KILL the deal before it comes to the Senate... I am strangely unconvinced....of course I also think we're about 3 months away from an overt enabling act. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:37 AM (/4AZU) 155 I would like to point out to the uninitiated that all these things are conclusions based on multiple layers of evidence, and not mere opinions. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:36 AM (od1KN) Oh, sweet hell. If I get to throw opinions in there? Yeah. Just... yeah. Come to the MoMee. If you're within 120 nautical miles of Alexandria, VA, you need to attend. Seriously. It'll change your life. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:38 AM (fwARV) 156 After all, by the time to vote, America will be ready for hellary. Because we deserve another dictator. Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2015 07:35 AM (go5uR) Prepare for Clintismo, amigo! Posted by: Sean Bannion-Martinez de la Cruz at April 15, 2015 07:38 AM (od1KN) 157 126 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:33 AM (od1KN) We had a JAG on board during the Carter election who was pushing absentee ballots to get the ship to vote. I got one and sent it in. It was returned by my home county with the excuse that it was not completed correctly (it was). The JAG offered no comment. I offered no respect after that. They were not, in my opinion, heroes defending downtrodden Marines who had been ordered to give a code red by a sadistic colonel. Of course, there wasn't anything he could do by then anyway. The election was over by the time I got it back. Politicians never want the military to vote. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:38 AM (wlDny) 158 If you're within 120 nautical miles of Alexandria, VA, you need to attend. Seriously. It'll change your life. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:38 AM (fwARV) There were several 'Ettes there last year who could have changed my life. With enough baby oil... Posted by: Sean at April 15, 2015 07:39 AM (od1KN) 159 News emerged yesterday that Tom Schweich, the State Auditor who shot himself, had been talking for years about suicide, including at least one prior time when he threatened to do it while holding a gun. He told a campaign worker he would either have to run as an independent or kill himself, days before doing so. And still, jerks like the Holy Jack Danforth are claiming this was politics and anti-Semitism. I could understand if Schweich's family was struggling for answers, but apparently they aren't. It's people like Danforth, who still fancies himself a mover and shaker, who is using this incident, figuratively waving the bloody shirt, to try to settle scores with his own enemies in the Missouri Republican Party. Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2015 07:40 AM (Dj0WE) 160 I am strangely unconvinced....of course I also think we're about 3 months away from an overt enabling act. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:37 AM (/4AZU) I'm with you. A sellout is a sellout. And the repercussions of this sellout could last a long time. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 15, 2015 07:40 AM (BZAd3) 161 Politicians never want the military to vote. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:38 AM (wlDny) Republicans know they've got the military vote locked up. Democrats know they'll never get it. It's just like the black vote. Democrats know they've got it locked up. Republicans know they'll never get it. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:40 AM (fwARV) 162 http://tinyurl.com/lopzkgz how changing farm policy would win the election. Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures) at April 15, 2015 07:41 AM (LnE5F) 163 When a maaaaaaan Loves another man... Posted by: freaked' at April 15, 2015 07:41 AM (JdEZJ) 164 I offered no respect after that. They were not, in my opinion, heroes defending downtrodden Marines who had been ordered to give a code red by a sadistic colonel. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:38 AM (wlDny) Because Navy. Unless you're a SEAL, CSAR-type, or carrier pilot, death is generally an abstract concept in the Navy. Posted by: Sean at April 15, 2015 07:41 AM (od1KN) 165 155 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:38 AM (fwARV) http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/va.htm Absolutely Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:42 AM (/4AZU) 166 Unless you're a SEAL, CSAR-type, or carrier pilot, death is generally an abstract concept in the Navy. Posted by: Sean at April 15, 2015 07:41 AM (od1KN) Absolutely correct. We'd get back to the boat or the FOB and the Navy types were stunned that there was blood in our bird. Um... what, precisely, do you think we do here? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:43 AM (fwARV) 167 Hilary Clinton may be the next prexy (Lord knows nothing is beyond belief) but her party and movement are sure not doing her any favors. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 07:45 AM (St6BJ) 168 Obama says he is willing to sign the bill that Congress has negotiated on the "Iran Deal". That means the RNCe has sold us out again. Any bill that does not force Obama to abide by the Constitution in a ratification process is a POS. I say initiate an emergency suit to the Supreme Court under a writ of mandamus to either force him to abide by the law of the land or get the Supremes to define what is a "deal" vs what is a "treaty". http://wapo.st/1auJf8Z Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:19 AM (wlDny) ~~Not~~ to worry, Vic. MaxiCave McConnell and Jean Bo(eh)ner will have by this time next year passed the ObamiNation Enabling Act, authorizing Team SCOAMT to rewrite the entirety of American law without Congressional or SCOTUS input. Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 07:46 AM (cL79m) 169 When a tentacle loves Gamera . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 07:46 AM (St6BJ) 170 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 07:45 AM (St6BJ) Five years ago, I'd have told you that there's no way Hillary wins. Today I'll tell you there's no way a Republican wins. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:46 AM (fwARV) 171 166 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:43 AM (fwARV) Social Justice and Macrame... thing is we've taken great pains the last 5 decades to make sure plenty of sailors will die because of unarmored ships in a genuine balls to the floorboard Naval War.... My view on Sailors, Tankers and Pilots is they are a very different kind of brave... an Infantryman is in an "oh hell" moment he can use his Mk1 eyeball, stealth and judgement to go to ground and try to pull the fade.... the aforementioned have an "oh hell moment" they better be able to breathe water, fire and halon, or learn to fly in the blink of an eye. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:47 AM (/4AZU) 172 It wasn't to abstract when you got watch videos of people walking into rotating props on the flight deck. (and had to sign a statement saying you watched it) We lost more people from accidents that we lost to enemy action. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:47 AM (wlDny) 173 Five years ago, I'd have told you that there's no way Hillary wins. Today I'll tell you there's no way a Republican wins. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:46 AM (fwARV) Not even when they put Clinton at the head of the Clinton/Bush Partido Republicano Legado Unity ticket. Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 07:48 AM (cL79m) 174 We are going to hear more and more on this and it is going to become more and more clear what it really is: http://tinyurl.com/mrknltw Insert degenerate political rape analogy here. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 15, 2015 07:48 AM (BZAd3) 175 MPPP? Have you registered yet? Mua'Dib is going to do badges again this year and I'm going to have to give him a production list in the next couple of weeks before he takes off on his annual trek to get infected with Lyme Disease. Posted by: Sean at April 15, 2015 07:49 AM (od1KN) 176 172 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:47 AM (wlDny) a lot of moving parts on a deck... hell a lot of moving parts on a ramp on ground in a lot less confined space and people die.... http://tinyurl.com/73ule CNN-Mechanic sucked into jet engine Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:49 AM (/4AZU) 177 >>>>Because Navy. Unless you're a SEAL, CSAR-type, or carrier pilot, death is generally an abstract concept in the Navy. . . .Not anymore it isn't. Especially n Iraq or Afghanistan it wasn't. I was sending my DK's and PN's over there as IA's kind of like a warm body plug and play Assignment for various things and one of them got blown up being a gunner on a Humvee. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2015 07:50 AM (HP6cv) 178 @122. A song that has less relevance these days...-J.J.Sefton That's okay, I'm old-school. And the way this worlds going, I'm kinda proud I am. Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 15, 2015 07:50 AM (tjj0w) 179 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2015 07:50 AM (HP6cv) What's a PN doing on a .50?? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:52 AM (fwARV) 180 176 CNN-Mechanic sucked into jet engine Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:49 AM (/4AZU) We had a chief get sucked into an A-6 intake once. He survived but only because he was so fat he got stuck in the inlet. So sometimes not being in compliance with health regs will save you. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:52 AM (wlDny) 181 More ME stability and global tranquility: http://tinyurl.com/kwwk76p ISIS poised to take Ramadi Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 15, 2015 07:52 AM (BZAd3) 182 Ahhhh...the black hole of Apr.15. Hillary will be the next President, assuming she can do 2 things: convince the soccer moms of Cleveland and Cincinnati that their daughters will be able to get an abortion their freshman year at Ohio/Ohio State. And telegraph to the residents of Fairfax and Alexandria that the Federal Government will continue to be the #1 growth industry in VA. That's it. Que up up the coronation music. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 07:53 AM (5buP8) 183 On Benghazi I don't give a damn Toured the country in my Chevy Van And that's all right with me. Posted by: Mxs President at April 15, 2015 07:53 AM (JdEZJ) 184 Russian warships have entered the English Channel. What could possibly go wrong? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:53 AM (fwARV) 185 >>>>What's a PN doing on a .50?? . . . ,.Like I said, for about 6-7 years in both Iraq and Afghanistan it was warm body plug and play. They all had to start going to Combat Skills courses in South Carolina and got shipped out as needed. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2015 07:54 AM (HP6cv) 186 People! People! We have nothing to fear from a President Hillary!- The GOPe Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 15, 2015 07:55 AM (o00SF) 187 Stunned to see blood? Does that include Hospital Corpsmen, too? What about Seabees? IMO, Navy sheds their fair share of blood, not to mention sweat. -a freaking EO. Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2015 07:55 AM (go5uR) 188 180 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 07:52 AM (wlDny) That's like the fella who was saved by his helmet.... closest I ever got to "oops" was almost getting clipped by a ULD getting sucked into or rather onto a DC-8 nacelle... saw a guy get a leg surgically removed by a forklift once though. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 07:56 AM (/4AZU) 189 Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2015 07:55 AM (go5uR) My experience - (caveat, I'm a rescue swimmer, or was, in my past life): The Navy guys on the beach were hard mofos. It took a lot to rattle them, because they were in the fight. Ship's company? Not so much. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:57 AM (fwARV) 190 MPPP? Have you registered yet? Mua'Dib is going to do badges again this year and I'm going to have to give him a production list in the next couple of weeks before he takes off on his annual trek to get infected with Lyme Disease. Posted by: Sean at April 15, 2015 07:49 AM (od1KN) I tried, but couldn't get through. I'll try again today / tonight, though, and will e-mail Bannion if I have a problem. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 07:58 AM (zF6Iw) 191 Russian warships have entered the English Channel. What could possibly go wrong? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:53 AM (fwARV) Based on history? One of their nuclear subs will catch fire and sink. Jus sayin Posted by: Sean at April 15, 2015 07:59 AM (od1KN) 192 One of their nuclear subs will catch fire and sink. Jus sayin Posted by: Sean at April 15, 2015 07:59 AM (od1KN) I giggled. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:59 AM (fwARV) 193 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 07:53 AM (5buP Succinct and outstanding political commentary, right there. Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 15, 2015 07:59 AM (iVjJr) 194 I tried, but couldn't get through. I'll try again today / tonight, though, and will e-mail Bannion if I have a problem. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 07:58 AM (zF6Iw) Sorry. I'm Bannion. I just noticed that my handle had been Pixy-fied. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:59 AM (od1KN) 195 Morning all Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 08:00 AM (3ZtZW) 196 I giggled. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 07:59 AM (fwARV) Careful. In your office that's considered a hostile act. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:00 AM (od1KN) 197 That idiot Sally Kohn Tweeted a link to an article listing Hillary's top 7 (what, couldn't make 10??) achievements. Among them? She used to be a Republican and, She was the most "well traveled" S of S. So, there you go. 7 awe inspiring accomplishments. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 08:01 AM (5buP8) 198 Thanks for the news Vic, but I just don't have the constitution this morning to read thru it all. I can only handle so much bullshit and ineptitude before my second cup of coffee. Our fcuking "leaders" are insane. "When A Man Loves a Woman" is one of the most romantic (and well-performed) of all contemporary songs. The raw emotion Percy expressed in the song is just heart-wrenching. Always think of my late wife when I hear it..........(sigh). Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 15, 2015 08:01 AM (Fr8iN) 199 197 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 08:01 AM (5buP BRB gonna go pick on Salvatore Kohn a bit... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:02 AM (/4AZU) 200 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 07:59 AM (od1KN)* I just tried to register, but an "Internet Explorer cannot display the page" screen popped up. It may just be my lousy connection here at work; I'll try again tonight from home. But presume I'm coming, as far as nametags go. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 08:02 AM (zF6Iw) 201 Insert degenerate political rape analogy here. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 15, 2015 07:48 AM Considering that this has turned into a Bipartisan Love Fest, the kind of Senatorial circle jerk of Across-the-Aisle toe-sucking that makes people like Poppin' Fresh wet their pants with glee, what else could it be? I want to see legislation that passes, but leaves Choom Boy and his America-hating rumpswabs whimpering in shame. We may have to imprison 535 members of Congress to see that happen, but I'm down with that, too. Posted by: MrScribbler at April 15, 2015 08:02 AM (P8YHq) 202 176 CNN-Mechanic sucked into jet engine ************* Just to gripe, because taxes, depression and an English degree: "My fellow coworkers and I...." Redundant repetitiousness pisses me off. Posted by: Random guy at April 15, 2015 08:02 AM (yxw0r) 203 In your office that's considered a hostile act. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:00 AM (od1KN) Just being in my office is considered a hostile act to my chain of command. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:02 AM (fwARV) 204 "She used to be a Republican and, She was the most "well traveled" S of S." A reverse Perry and she tried to stay away from Barry as much as possible. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 08:03 AM (NaCUz) 205 "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." -- Albert Einstein Now look, if that fucker didn't understand the income tax, but had a grasp on relativity, how in the name of Zeus' butthole am I supposed to understand it? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:03 AM (fwARV) 206 "Redundant repetitiousness pisses me off." For real. Seriously. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 08:04 AM (NaCUz) 207 But presume I'm coming, as far as nametags go. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 08:02 AM (zF6Iw) WILCO. I've asked Mua'Dib to investigate the possibility of adding some distinguishing features to the badges. You know, like fighter aces have their kills painted on the planes. If you're been at all three NoVAMoMees, you might have, say, 3 hobo pelts added to your badge. Or in Nearsider's case....Manhattans. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:05 AM (od1KN) 208 Morning, all. So last week, my boss is all, "omg panic, DG you have to get this project done immediately or horrible things will happe eleventy!" This week? "oh you know that panic project I almost killed you over last week? Not so important after all. Sorry bout that." If it wasn't the billionth time this has happened, I'd be upset. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:06 AM (S9U/P) 209 202 Posted by: Random guy at April 15, 2015 08:02 AM (yxw0r) I'm waiting on Steven King to hire a CNN Newsie to ghost write... guy gets paid by the syllable... I picked that article b/c I've worked that ramp.... of course THIS ramp will be the one I play on in the afterlife... https://youtu.be/x6oq-QUv2HA Emery World Wide... Air Freight Baby Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:06 AM (/4AZU) 210 @140 Don't make a Vesper martini that way. It's wrong. Lillet is not the same liqueur it was 60 years ago. The recipe changed. It's sweet. Closest approximation is Cocchi Americano, not to be confused with the Campari Americano. Sort of hard to find, but it's good. I'll join with others in disparaging the insult to the Fleet. Steaming at flank speed is inherently dangerous even when no one is shooting at you. Friend of mine, worked for me, did two cruises as an arresting-gear specialist. The day he mustered out and left the ship, a cable broke and took his replacement's head off. A guy I worked for somehow managed to be on both Oriskany and Forrestal when they had their Worst Days Ever. Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2015 08:07 AM (xq1UY) 211 Now look, if that fucker didn't understand the income tax, but had a grasp on relativity, how in the name of Zeus' butthole am I supposed to understand it? You misunderstand. You're NOT supposed to understand it. You're supposed to do your best, pay more than you should out of a sense of misplaced guilt, and shut up. And, as a bonus, if you displease our mighty rulers, they can dredge up some obscure provision and jail your ass or grab your shit. Posted by: MrScribbler at April 15, 2015 08:07 AM (P8YHq) 212 Did I mention that I gave in to temptation, and ordered one of those Polish Radom P-64's from Aim Surplus yesterday? Two neoprene koozies make a free non-printing pocket holster for the P64 and similar PPK sized weapons. http://is.gd/KqTb86 Posted by: toby928(C) muses at April 15, 2015 08:07 AM (rwI+c) 213 Or in Nearsider's case....Manhattans. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:05 AM (od1KN) GOING FOR A NEW PERSONAL BEST! Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:07 AM (fwARV) 214 And I'm so sad I'm gonna miss the NoVaMoMee by less than a week. Boo. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:08 AM (S9U/P) 215 "If it wasn't the billionth time this has happened, I'd be upset." Bosses suck. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 08:08 AM (NaCUz) 216 And, as a bonus, if you displease our mighty rulers, they can dredge up some obscure provision and jail your ass or grab your shit. Posted by: MrScribbler at April 15, 2015 08:07 AM (P8YHq) I love grabbing your shit Posted by: TSA Guy, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:08 AM (fwARV) 217 And I'm so sad I'm gonna miss the NoVaMoMee by less than a week. Boo. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:08 AM (S9U/P) Nothing we can do to convince you to re-arrange your schedule? Posted by: TSA Guy, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:09 AM (fwARV) 218 "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." -- Albert Einstein Now look, if that fucker didn't understand the income tax, but had a grasp on relativity, how in the name of Zeus' butthole am I supposed to understand it? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:03 AM (fwARV) ....... I just do the ol' 1040. No schedules or separate forms (I, being poor, have only my 1040. I have spread my 1040 under your feet. Tread softly, for you tread upon my 1040). Did it seven times this year. Got six different results. Hoping the result I got twice is right. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 15, 2015 08:09 AM (yxw0r) 219 210 Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2015 08:07 AM (xq1UY) I'm on the wagon these days....how would one make a virgin Vesper...? Answer get to her before the Moroccan... Yeah...aviation and nautical life is a full contact sport. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:10 AM (/4AZU) 220 Bill Kristol is trying to sell the idea that this will KILL the deal before it comes to the Senate... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 Bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha.... Bill Kristol; another MSM asshat with an opinion. What it boils down to is the the GOP found a way to look marginally assertive and give the JEF everything he asked for. There is no difference in the end game between either party. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2015 08:11 AM (60Vyp) 221 Nothing we can do to convince you to re-arrange your schedule? Posted by: TSA Guy, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:09 AM (fwARV) Promise a little extra groping at security? Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:11 AM (S9U/P) 222 I love grabbing your shit Posted by: TSA Guy, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:08 AM (fwARV) --- I know exactly what you mean. There is always a pack of latex gloves in the glove compartment of my van! Posted by: Dominatrix Hillary Rottham at April 15, 2015 08:11 AM (kRSSb) 223 Nothing we can do to convince you to re-arrange your schedule? Posted by: TSA Guy, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:09 AM (fwARV) And can you do your hair the way you did in that prom pic? Asking...for a friend. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:11 AM (od1KN) 224 Promise a little extra groping at security? Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:11 AM (S9U/P) Your will, my hands, milady. Posted by: TSA Guy, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:12 AM (fwARV) 225 What more could you want from a movie? ____________________ How about a decent plot and dialogue, instead of the Romeo & Juliet rip-off and the treacly dialogue that James Cameron offered up? There were so many compelling stories on the real Titanic that could have been incorporated into a movie script. Instead of those, Cameron gave us nothing more than some fairly decent special effects and an utterly idiotic story line, featuring one of the most unappealing characters in movie history. What viewer wants to root for "Rose," the selfish bitch who would rather see her widowed mother cast into penury and social disgrace than have to suffer the indignity of marrying a hugely-rich husband she doesn't love? And what was this rich guy's unforgivable sin, other than slapping Rose (which I thought showed remarkable restraint on his part, considering what a snarky, sanctimonious bitch she was)? The fiance' had bought her a large collection of art from artists she admired, but the fiance' wasn't as sophisticated as the pretentious Rose imagined herself to be, and he didn't appreciate her taste. What an outrage! No wonder she'd rather die than be with him! Then when the little slut starts screwing around with the 3rd-class passenger (DiCaprio's character), she rubs her fiance's nose in her sluttiness every chance she gets. She even has her boytoy sketch a picture of her naked, wearing the necklace the fiance' was going to give her as a wedding gift, and leaves the drawing in the fiance's safe, just to rub salt in his wound. Then, as the ship is sinking, the boytoy and the jilted fiance' care enough for the slutty Rose (why?) to make sure she gets into a lifeboat. How does she repay them? By jumping out of the boat halfway down, ensuring that no one else on the ship has a chance to use the precious seat in the lifeboat that she's vacating. Then when she and the boytoy are in the freezing water, she takes the prime place on the floating furniture piece -- never offering to trade off with the boytoy, who has to remain in the freezing water the whole time and dies. Later, when Rose finds the fiance's expensive diamond necklace in his coat pocket, she keeps it. She doesn't return it to its owner, she doesn't sell it and give the proceeds to charity (or even to her own children for their use); instead she keeps it, and then decades later drops it into the sea, ensuring that nobody will be able to see it or enjoy it or get any use from it. And did you notice when they were showing the photos (that the elderly "Rose" brought on board the ship at the end) that none of the pictures were of Rose's kids or grandkids; all of them were pictures of Rose herself? She wanted to die surrounded by memories of the one thing she loved best: herself. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2015 08:12 AM (lmdHn) 226 Off, grabby sock. Though, that was strangely appropriate. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:12 AM (fwARV) 227 Damn, Pursuer, that's quite the movie review. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 08:13 AM (NaCUz) 228 Taxes. Fuck the IRS. We got whacked by the Obamacare penalty this year. It was expected, but still infuriating. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:13 AM (S9U/P) 229 Off, grabby sock. Though, that was strangely appropriate. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:12 AM (fwARV) Excellent timing, I might add. ^5 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:13 AM (od1KN) 230 Now look, if that fucker didn't understand the income tax, but had a grasp on relativity, how in the name of Zeus' butthole am I supposed to understand it? I can't link to it, but there was an old Robotman comic strip that, for a week, featured the tax firm of H and R Spock: "Because when even Mr. Spock needs an eraser, you know it's serious." Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 08:13 AM (zF6Iw) 231 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny) I smell post partum depression murder. If she gets away with this, it'll be the new way to do in your kids. No more leaving them in the back seat of the car. (that's sooo risky as some busy body might rescue the kids or it won't get hot enough) Driving them into the water doesn't work either. Bathtubs, ditto. This is unbelievable and she should go to jail do not pass go do not collect sympathy for being a bereaved mother. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 08:14 AM (zRby/) 232 One of their nuclear subs will catch fire and sink. Jus sayin Posted by: Sean at April 15, 2015 07:59 AM (od1KN) ------- No kidding, it's almost as if they're still making K-129's Posted by: Proj AZORIAN/Hughes Glomar Explorer at April 15, 2015 08:15 AM (1QdNP) 233 Look, DG, you re-arrange your schedule and ... we ... will make sure your ticket AND your goodies get handled. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:15 AM (fwARV) 234 Anybody watching the PBS Wolf Hall series ? Just started. Its yet another Hank the 8th Tudor one, but focused mostly on Thomas Cromwell, starring Mark Rylance as Tommy Boy. Its actually quite good, and I think you can watch it free on the PBS site. Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 08:16 AM (3ZtZW) 235 Though, that was strangely appropriate. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:12 AM (fwARV) Very much so. Can't change the schedule though. Tickets are booked and time off approved by work. I'll be arriving in Salisbury, MD on the 24th. Drink a Manhattan for me. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:16 AM (S9U/P) 236 Because this blog is so filled with Math lovers, here's a piece on a math problem that went viral. How can a math problem go viral? http://theatln.tc/1FRaOHW Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2015 08:16 AM (TcePY) 237 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2015 08:12 AM You should have been a movie critic. That was the best summation of the movie I have ever read or heard. Bra-VO Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2015 08:16 AM (60Vyp) 238 I'm sure that Barry is reestablishing the global tranquility as we speak: http://tinyurl.com/pzqwdtv Nuclear tensions rise in south Asia. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 15, 2015 08:16 AM (BZAd3) 239 Nice rant, Pursuer. pushes voucher for adult drink of choice through USB port Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 08:17 AM (zF6Iw) 240 Look, DG, you re-arrange your schedule and ... we ... will make sure your ticket AND your goodies get handled. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:15 AM (fwARV) Tag team. Lemme know when ya gotta tap out, my brother. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:17 AM (od1KN) 241 225 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2015 08:12 AM (lmdHn) Three thumbs up... you should guest review for Ewok-6.... Rose is the prototype Flower Child... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:17 AM (/4AZU) 242 morning Morons Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 08:17 AM (XmQBO) 243 Can't change the schedule though. Tickets are booked and time off approved by work. I'll be arriving in Salisbury, MD on the 24th. Drink a Manhattan for me. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:16 AM (S9U/P) Why....that's just a short drive away. Road trip!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:18 AM (od1KN) 244 What viewer wants to root for "Rose," the selfish bitch who would rather see her widowed mother cast into penury and social disgrace than have to suffer the indignity of marrying a hugely-rich husband she doesn't love? Legions and legions of teenage girls, who made that movie a hit. Which I guess reinforces your point. Posted by: Shecky Goldfarb at April 15, 2015 08:18 AM (ASn1R) 245 238 I'm sure that Barry is reestablishing the global tranquility as we speak:----- You spelled war & mayhem incorrectly. Just sayin Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 08:18 AM (XmQBO) 246 231 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 08:14 AM (zRby/) Mooney Giancana's mother died running in front of a car to save her son... I'm kinda confused about our culture's priorities. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:18 AM (/4AZU) 247 Damn, Rose really was a bitch. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 08:18 AM (7ObY1) 248 231 This is unbelievable and she should go to jail do not pass go do not collect sympathy for being a bereaved mother. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 08:14 AM (zRby/) Unless there is more to the story than what the news showed I don't think it was intentional. I think she got flustered by the bee and lost track of what she was doing. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 08:19 AM (wlDny) 249 And the shit thing is, I booked the tickets just a few days before the date was announced. Talk about poor timing. Maybe in two years, on my next visit, I'll make it. If we're not all together in the camps by then. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:19 AM (S9U/P) 250 Seinfeld did a short synapsis of Titanic. George:So that old lady,she was just a liar wasn't she? Jerry:And abit of a slut too,if you ask me. Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 08:19 AM (KETbL) 251 Drink a Manhattan for me. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:16 AM (S9U/P) While completely ignoring the fact that you could TOTALLY get here from Salisbury, I will simply say: 'yes, dear.' Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:19 AM (fwARV) 252 @22 ISIS is in a death match with Iran, how the fuck would they be in Mexico? You really think Mexico would allow ISIS in their country? Besides you xenophobes claimed Hezbollah is in Mexico. In case you have not noticed, ISIS and Hezbollah are enemies. Are you really that racist or just ignorant? Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 08:19 AM (qj6Tl) 253 Synopsis Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 08:19 AM (KETbL) 254 >>>> I smell post partum depression murder. Dunno. We had a guy with a stroller and a walking 4yo do similar. He stopped for whatever reason, kid in the stroller dumps into the Erie Canal. He and maybe a passerby got the kid out. Frightening. Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 08:19 AM (3ZtZW) 255 How about a decent plot and dialogue, instead of the Romeo & Juliet rip-off and the treacly dialogue that James Cameron offered up? Now THAT is a fvcking movie review!! Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 08:20 AM (fokOP) 256 Going for a cup of tea. BBL. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 08:20 AM (zF6Iw) 257 Now do 'Avatar.' Posted by: Shecky Goldfarb at April 15, 2015 08:21 AM (ASn1R) 258 @237. I never bothered to see that movie. And with that summation from Trivial Pursuer I don't think I missed anything. Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 15, 2015 08:21 AM (o00SF) 259 While completely ignoring the fact that you could TOTALLY get here from Salisbury, I will simply say: 'yes, dear.' Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:19 AM (fwARV) Technically, I'll be on the coast in DE, but it's still doable for a party. I just timed it all wrong. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:22 AM (S9U/P) 260 Of course one could always say she showed poor judgement taking kids with her in a stroller to go jogging. But a lot of those "jogging women" do that. I see them all the time when I do my morning walks (which I haven't done in a while). Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 08:22 AM (wlDny) 261 252 Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 08:19 AM (qj6Tl) Yector Mexopolis has some problems with the US aided and abetted by fucks like you. Mexopolis can't control their Fronteriza sectors and ISIS unlike Obama seems able to multi-task. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:23 AM (/4AZU) 262 Technically, I'll be on the coast in DE, but it's still doable for a party. I just timed it all wrong. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:22 AM (S9U/P) Could the party come to you? Or... a smaller subset of the party at a more amenable date and/or time? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:24 AM (fwARV) 263 205 "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." -- Albert Einstein Now look, if that fucker didn't understand the income tax, but had a grasp on relativity, how in the name of Zeus' butthole am I supposed to understand it? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:03 AM (fwARV) Yep. Al had an amazing grasp of science and quantum mechanics, but in all fairness, he struggled at times with "ordinary reality". As we all do, I guess. Income tax: Institutionalized theft by an oligarchy, who uses the ill-gotten graft to benevolently satiate the base needs of an uneducated constituency and further cement its grip on power. Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 15, 2015 08:24 AM (Fr8iN) 264 >>>> Going for a cup of tea. BBL. Now, using fine leaves picked by pretty maidensIn a bag knitted by a seamstress who lives in CopenhagenBrewed up in a pot made of semi-precious metalLet the blessed contents settle in my very special kettle!Now, when I say "Oo," you say "long!"Oo! (long!)Oo! (long!) Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 08:24 AM (3ZtZW) 265 Of course one could always say she showed poor judgement taking kids with her in a stroller to go jogging. But a lot of those "jogging women" do that. As AtC says, "outdoors is trying to kill you". Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 08:24 AM (fokOP) 266 aw nuts ok time for another stinkin meeting Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 08:24 AM (3ZtZW) 267 My Brigade prosecutor was an E-5 in the Ranger Regiment before he got out, went to college, then law school, and came back in. If it were up to him, the death penalty would have been an option for Article 15s. I know a lot more like him. The JAG Trial Defense Service types? Yeah, they're fucking morons. Posted by: Sean Bannion Was his handle: Senator Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2015 08:25 AM (ztOda) 268 Unless there is more to the story than what the news showed I don't think it was intentional. I think she got flustered by the bee and lost track of what she was doing. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 08:19 AM (wlDny) I don't understand your modern ways. Sometimes, the noises of your busy streets make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills, or something. But I do know this: Strollers without automatic water-sensing brakes, flotation devices and stickers clearly warning about the dangers of irrigation ditches are an obvious hazard, and their manufacturer a rich, uncaring purveyor of death. Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Product Liability Lawyer at April 15, 2015 08:26 AM (yxw0r) 269 What do the Morons think about the DEA chief who says she can fire the agents who attended a sex party with prostitutes provided by the druggies? See above link Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 08:27 AM (wlDny) 270 Regardless of when.... Someone is going to have to pick up the tab, but that is a feature, not a bug. Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at April 15, 2015 08:27 AM (VNgld) 271 @237. I never bothered to see that movie. And with that summation from Trivial Pursuer I don't think I missed anything. ___________________ LOL. Yes, sorry for the lengthy rant, but I friggin' hate that movie! Between 3 young nieces and my disabled sister, I had to sit through it four different times when it first came out. I was ready to slit my own throat by the 4th time. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2015 08:27 AM (lmdHn) 272 Could the party come to you? Or... a smaller subset of the party at a more amenable date and/or time? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:24 AM (fwARV) I don't see why not. I'll be spending some of my time up in PA, but the majority of it will be in DE and I'll be around for two weeks. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:27 AM (S9U/P) 273 And unless the kids aren't walking yet, I'm against strollers. We're raising a generation of kids who are being retarded in their musculature and nervous systems by being pushed around and strapped in like mental patients. The stroller is being used as a restraint device because keeping track of kids on the loose is hard work. So mommies everywhere are strapping their kids down and forcing them into passivity. I see them sometimes and you can tell they're not happy being strapped in and immobilized. It's not natural and it's down right detrimental. Stop it you lazy bitches! Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 08:28 AM (zRby/) 274 I see the dunce is amongst us. Why, it's inceivable that a country the size of Mexico could harbor two terrorist groups. There is only one drug cartel after all. [INSERT GIGANTIC GLOWING SARC TAG HERE, SO THE DUNCE WILL BE ABLE TO GET THE POINT.] Hector, you are an idiot. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 08:28 AM (659DL) 275 So, there was no guard preventing a stroller or anything else from rolling into this canal? I stay away from canals. People are always dying in the calif aqueduct. It is deep, cold, fast moving, and you cant climb out of it if you fall in. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 08:28 AM (iQIUe) 276 My staff works very hard and in cooperation with the Obama administration to introduce legislation for a new mandate: every citizen who refuses to vote either has to pay a fee - which Chief Justic Roberts already agreed would be sort of a half tax - or volunteer himself for corporal punishment in my van. So Ill be going on another listening-tour - listening to your cries of pain that is! Posted by: Dominatrix Hillary Rottham at April 15, 2015 08:29 AM (kRSSb) 277 I don't see why not. I'll be spending some of my time up in PA, but the majority of it will be in DE and I'll be around for two weeks. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:27 AM (S9U/P) Feel free to email (clicky linky) if you want to try to sort something out. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:29 AM (fwARV) 278 269 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 08:27 AM (wlDny) I'm pretty sure she just confirmed everything I've been ranting about here for a decade WRT the out of control civil service... like I tweeted last night-Eric Holder to Civil Service "stop acting like democrats" (no sex parties people) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:30 AM (/4AZU) 279 But I do know this: Strollers without automatic water-sensing brakes, flotation devices and stickers clearly warning about the dangers of irrigation ditches are an obvious hazard, and their manufacturer a rich, uncaring purveyor of death. Airbags. STROLLERS NEED AIRBAGS. AND THEY HAVE TO BE FAIR TRADE, ORGANIC AIRBAGS. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 08:30 AM (659DL) 280 278 269 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 08:27 AM (wlDny) I'm pretty sure she just confirmed everything I've been ranting about here for a decade WRT the out of control civil service... like I tweeted last night-Eric Holder to Civil Service "stop acting like democrats" (no sex parties people) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:30 AM (/4AZU) She blamed her own department regulations. Who is in charge of those regulations? She is. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 08:31 AM (wlDny) 281 271 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2015 08:27 AM (lmdHn) I do a pretty mean Bill Clinton.... I used to sing Celine Dion's song "My heart will go on" or whatever in his voice... drove the wife berserk. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:31 AM (/4AZU) 282 Airbags. STROLLERS NEED AIRBAGS. AND THEY HAVE TO BE FAIR TRADE, ORGANIC AIRBAGS. If it only saves ONE LIFE...! Posted by: Shecky Goldfarb at April 15, 2015 08:31 AM (ASn1R) 283 @274 ISIS and the Hezzies would be killing each other. Plus Mexico would not allow some jihadis to set up shop there. You just think all Brown people are in cahoots. Racism is the product of people with low IQ. Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 08:32 AM (qj6Tl) 284 I used to sing Celine Dion's song "My heart will go on" or whatever in his voice... Monster. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 08:32 AM (659DL) 285 269 What do the Morons think about the DEA chief who says she can fire the agents who attended a sex party with prostitutes provided by the druggies? See above link Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 08:27 AM (wlDny) ------ I say drop those agents 16000 feet into the Pacific Ocean and then pull em back up after 5+ years Posted by: Proj AZORIAN/Hughes Glomar Explorer at April 15, 2015 08:32 AM (1QdNP) 286 Yes. The drug cartels that run Mexico would never allow violent terrorists to occupy their territory. Law and order types, they. Posted by: Shecky Goldfarb at April 15, 2015 08:33 AM (ASn1R) 287 left out the damn NOT again. She can NOT fire the agents because of regulations she is responsible for. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 08:34 AM (wlDny) 288 283 Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 08:32 AM (qj6Tl) Yector you do grasp they will not refuse to kill you out of professional courtesy? Better get to work on that tan boyo. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:34 AM (/4AZU) 289 237 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2015 08:12 AM You should have been a movie critic. That was the best summation of the movie I have ever read or heard. Bra-VO Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2015 08:16 AM (60Vyp I'll second that. Nice work. Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 15, 2015 08:34 AM (Fr8iN) 290 Woman's two sons died and you guys think it is a joke? Maybe your kid will die and people can joke about that, too. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 08:34 AM (iQIUe) 291 "Of course one could always say she showed poor judgement taking kids with her in a stroller to go jogging. But a lot of those "jogging women" do that. " We have them in our neighborhood. Always looking for a "Nanny Share", new tips on raised bed veggie gardens in the front yard of the row homes, and jogging with double wide strollers down the middle of the street. Usually with earbuds screwed in to keep their brains from falling out. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 08:34 AM (irGEw) 292 I do a pretty mean Bill Clinton.... I used to sing Celine Dion's song "My heart will go on" or whatever in his voice... ________________________ LOL. Well Bill is sort of a male version of the Rose character: slutty, selfish, narcissistic . . . . Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2015 08:34 AM (lmdHn) 293 286 Posted by: Shecky Goldfarb at April 15, 2015 08:33 AM (ASn1R) Listen gringo it is not as though Mexico government is tacitly abetting violation of the US borders or something.... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:35 AM (/4AZU) 294 @283. Racism is the product of people with low IQ.-Big Foot Ummm, no. Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 15, 2015 08:35 AM (o00SF) 295 Ever set foot in Mexico, dumbass? I LIVED there for two years. In this century. Let's just say that your and my assessment of the capacities of the Mexican federal, state, and local governments differ. And just for kicks, ask the Horde who I am married to... Starts in "Latin" ends in "a." What's in like to go through life continually stepping in dogshit? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 08:35 AM (659DL) 296 Have we decided if Big Foot is Hector or Average Joe or CatPiss Girl? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 08:36 AM (fwARV) 297 Woman's two sons died and you guys think it is a joke? Of course not. It is a tragedy. The comedy will come in the inevitable overreaction. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 08:37 AM (659DL) 298 290 Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 08:34 AM (iQIUe) I must have missed where I was the one who could not endure the thought of a bee sting to the point I volunteered my children to do their Mark Spitz impersonation... I picked up an out of control dog that threatened my son by its tongue by ramming my fist into its mouth.... Parents are supposed to endure hardship up to death for their kids....not use them as fashion accessories for their workout routine. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:37 AM (/4AZU) 299 Have we decided if Big Foot is Hector or Average Joe or CatPiss Girl? Apparently some kind of genetically modified super stupid troll. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 08:38 AM (659DL) 300 I don't think average joe and cat piss come around anymore. Cat Piss got banned and hasn't tried to do a Hector and get an anonamizer. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 08:38 AM (wlDny) 301 I think we should silence Hector by pushing his head between my thighs for a while! Posted by: Dominatrix Hillary Rottham at April 15, 2015 08:38 AM (kRSSb) 302 284 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 08:32 AM (659DL) Yeah...pity I won't be at the MoMee so I could drunk kareoke his warbling maybe do "Riders of the Storm" as well Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:39 AM (/4AZU) 303 So, are you attacking women who jog or women who have children who dare to leave the home with the kids in a stroller? I swear you people are an effin embarrassment. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 08:39 AM (iQIUe) 304 Bruce J., Please return your false choice bullshit to its original upright position. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 08:40 AM (659DL) 305 >>>> I swear you people are an effin embarrassment. . . .Enough with the praise, you are embarrassing me. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2015 08:40 AM (HP6cv) 306 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 08:40 AM (659DL) Fuck you. You aholes make conservatives look bad. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 08:41 AM (iQIUe) 307 I don't see why not. I'll be spending some of my time up in PA, but the majority of it will be in DE and I'll be around for two weeks. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 08:27 AM (S9U/P) This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. Posted by: ADM Josh Painter at April 15, 2015 08:41 AM (dSkBR) 308 I swear you people are an effin embarrassment. Mission. Completed. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 08:42 AM (7ObY1) 309 I swear you people are an effin embarrassment. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 08:39 AM (iQIUe) --- Hey tranny! Dont you dare steal my lines! Posted by: Liz Mair at April 15, 2015 08:42 AM (kRSSb) 310 You aholes make conservatives look bad. We have never ever ever heard that one before around here. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 08:42 AM (659DL) 311 I swear you people are an effin embarrassment. Mom? Posted by: Shecky Goldfarb at April 15, 2015 08:42 AM (ASn1R) 312 You aholes 'zat Hawaiian? Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 08:43 AM (7ObY1) 313 Racism is the product of people with low IQ. Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 08:32 AM (qj6Tl) You're a racist? Shit, you should seek professional help, dude Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:43 AM (dSkBR) 314 303 Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 08:39 AM (iQIUe) I'm attacking women who lack the situational awareness to handle being responsible for another human life that relies at that stage of development TOTALLY on them for protection and judgement. I'll add in yeah you should not be so wrapped up in your jogging that you feel the need to scamper behind a double wide stroller near traffic or evidently around "The Swarm".... https://youtu.be/_MHEZmd6ykw She was at a minimum so stupid she should have the Scarlet "S" burned on her head and possibly a closeted criminal who the Prosecutor is so awed by idiocy wise he refuses to charge her. Debbie WasherWoman Shitz would likely argue this was just a very late abortion or somesuch idiocy... for the love of God BABIES ARE SUPPOSED TO COME FIRST Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:43 AM (/4AZU) 315 @291new tips on raised bed veggie gardens in the front yard of the row homes, Say that on the Gardening Thread. I double dog dare ya. Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2015 08:44 AM (xq1UY) 316 304 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 08:40 AM (659DL) Quite... an Obama "there are those" scenario if I ever saw one... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 08:44 AM (/4AZU) 317 I swear you people are an effin embarrassment. I am quite certain the Hot Air button on your computer is fully functional. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 08:44 AM (zF6Iw) 318 I swear you people are an effin embarrassment. I am quite certain the Hot Air button on your computer is fully functional. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 08:44 AM (zF6Iw) 319 Hey, "ahole" really is Hawaiian! An endemic fish (Kuhlia sandvicensis) found in both fresh and salt water. We're endemic fish! Yay! (rushes off to look up "endemic.") Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 08:45 AM (7ObY1) 320 Hmm. Snark so nice, I had to say it twice! Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 08:45 AM (zF6Iw) 321 I picked up an out of control dog that threatened my son by its tongue by ramming my fist into its mouth.... If Sven ever wants to do animal control, he has my vote. Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 08:46 AM (fokOP) 322 You aholes make conservatives look bad. No, people do that to themselves. The 'rons are good, but no one is THAT good. The Horde just points it out - usually quite hilariously. Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 15, 2015 08:46 AM (JkmfQ) 323 So, are you attacking women who jog or women who have children who dare to leave the home with the kids in a stroller? I swear you people are an effin embarrassment. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 08:39 AM (iQIUe) I need to go here for a minute: http://tinyurl.com/akwkta2 Then read, and when you're done, come back and tell us what your logical fallacy is. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:46 AM (dSkBR) 324 320 Hmm. Snark so nice, I had to say it twice! At least it was a good one! When I double-post it never fails to be something so dumb I wish I hadn't posted it once. Or it's full of typos. Or both. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 08:47 AM (7ObY1) 325 We're endemic fish! Yay! (rushes off to look up "endemic.") Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 08:45 AM (7ObY1) --- No, thats not fish you re smelling here. Come closer, boy! Posted by: Dominatrix Hillary Rottham at April 15, 2015 08:47 AM (kRSSb) 326 I am quite certain the Hot Air button on your computer is fully functional. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 08:44 AM (zF6Iw) Hot Air. Home of the TRUCON, since 2006. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:47 AM (dSkBR) 327 We're endemic fish! Yay! Some might smell that way. Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 08:47 AM (fokOP) 328 I just tried to register, but an "Internet Explorer cannot display the page" screen popped up. It may just be my lousy connection here at work; I'll try again tonight from home. But presume I'm coming, as far as nametags go. Did I miss something again this year? Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2015 08:48 AM (ztOda) 329 (rushes off to look up "endemic.") Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 08:45 AM (7ObY1) I got endemic fish once in college. The special shampoo doesn't work. You gotta shave completely. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 15, 2015 08:48 AM (yxw0r) 330 I'd fuck me Posted by: Barack Obama at April 15, 2015 08:49 AM (+YNzP) 331 I thought those jogging strollers had "reverse" handbrakes. If you let go the brakes engaged? Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2015 08:49 AM (ztOda) 332 Did I miss something again this year? Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2015 08:48 AM (ztOda) Just talking about the NoVaMoMe in June. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 08:49 AM (zF6Iw) 333 Did I miss something again this year? Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2015 08:48 AM (ztOda) I DID send you the registration link. No pre-register this year = no admittance. That's to last year's security issue. Get on it. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:49 AM (dSkBR) 334 The alternative to strapping your kid into a stroller is to let them run free...and be taken hostage by The State. What a freakin' world. The Onion has a pretty funny piece up about Hillary's announcement video. Pixy won't let me copy it here. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 08:50 AM (7ObY1) 335 STOP THE ECB DICK- TATORSHIP Posted by: Genderless Womyn what od's on fuktard at April 15, 2015 08:51 AM (+YNzP) 336 7 Florida wants to crack down on the drunken revelry at the beaches during Spring break after that rape. I don't think they need to worry, the ice age will take care of that. http://fxn.ws/1zfuIob Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 15, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny Bikini burkas are a hit over in the ME or so I am told. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 08:52 AM (XmQBO) 337 I thought those jogging strollers had "reverse" handbrakes. If you let go the brakes engaged? I did think of Susan Smith when I read the story. Posted by: Shecky Goldfarb at April 15, 2015 08:53 AM (ASn1R) 338 Bikini burka? That sounds as pointless as the robot in Rocky IV Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 08:53 AM (7ObY1) 339 150 years ago today, Lincoln had a splitting headache. Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 08:54 AM (fokOP) 340 Free range ~~chickens children.~~ Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 15, 2015 08:54 AM (xQX/f) 341 324 320 Hmm. Snark so nice, I had to say it twice! At least it was a good one! When I double-post it never fails to be something so dumb I wish I hadn't posted it once. Or it's full of typos. Or both. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 08:47 AM (7ObY Why should you be different than the rest of us? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2015 08:54 AM (XmQBO) 342 Wow.... Wolff Gunsprings gives a thirty percent dealer discount if you e-mail them a copy of your FFL-03. I did not know this. Took all of two emails, and ten minutes. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 08:54 AM (irGEw) 343 shit Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 15, 2015 08:54 AM (xQX/f) 344 Free range ~~chickens children~~. We're moving on to nukes... Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 08:55 AM (659DL) 345 We need to post the Montgomery County Md Police and CPS on our currently defenseless southern front. Snag up all those free range children running the desert in a heartbeat. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 08:57 AM (irGEw) 346 There were so many compelling stories on the real Titanic that could have been incorporated into a movie script. Excellent review. And, really, you could have stopped right there. The Titanic disaster was such a compelling event on so many levels, featuring a who's who of the previous century. And Cameron managed to miss them all, and turn it into a story of Leo loving on a fat, narcissistic chick. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 08:58 AM (5buP8) 347 I got endemic fish once in college. The special shampoo doesn't work. You gotta shave completely. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 15, 2015 08:48 AM (yxw0r) True story. No shit. There I was, ankle-deep in grenade pins and empty magazines..... Wait. Wrong story. Came into work one day for PT and one of my NCOs looked....odd. Shaved his head...no biggie. Hell, it's an Airborne unit, amirite? Then I notice he shaved his eyebrows. "Sergeant? Ummm...what's up with the eyebrows?" "Well, sir, I had a small problem with....ummm...with...well.....you know....mechanized dandruff." "I am assuming you shaved everything then." "Yes, sir!!!" "Carry on, Sergeant." Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:59 AM (od1KN) 348 @261 Are you really that ignorant and racist? ISIS is in a death match with Iran. They are not going to set up a camp in a non Islamic nation. They are very intolerant and would attack Mexicans who are christian. If the Cartels would not take them out, then the Mexican gov This story is a fantasy to whip up racists like you. Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 09:00 AM (qj6Tl) 349 Hector, why can't we be both ignorant and racist? We can multi-task, you know. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 09:01 AM (7ObY1) 350 Just sent a couple grand off to the US Treasury for redistributin'. Be nice if whoever is the beneficiary of my largesse would send me a thank you note like one of Sally Struther's kids. Who am I kidding, it would probably be in Arabic and close with Allan Ackbar. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 15, 2015 09:02 AM (xQX/f) 351 Good take on the Titanic movie. I always thought of it as James Cameron saying it was OK for rich people to die. Posted by: @JohnTant at April 15, 2015 09:02 AM (eytER) 352 Hector, why can't we be both ignorant and racist? We can multi-task, you know. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 09:01 AM (7ObY1) We can. He can't. Life is a lot simpler if you keep running cartoons in your head instead of understanding that the world is complex. It's a very common disability among the Slavic peoples. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:03 AM (od1KN) 353 Breaking news! There is an alien Armada on the moon ready to invade the Earth. I read it on a website, it must be true! Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 09:03 AM (qj6Tl) 354 @352 Just like inbreeding is rampant among white trash. Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 09:04 AM (qj6Tl) 355 150 years ago today, Lincoln had a splitting headache. A book recommendation: The Man Who Killed Lincoln, a 1939 novel by Philip Van Doren Stern. It was the first book I ever read on the assassination, and still the best. If you can, find the hardcover; it came with a little booklet featuring Stern's photographs of the barn Booth died in just before it was torn down. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 09:06 AM (zF6Iw) 356 Frankenstein has been spotted smoking a joint on Miami Beach. It must be true, I read it online. Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 09:06 AM (qj6Tl) 357 inre the ISIS camps. If it were an outlet like World News Daily or some tabloid like that, I'd wonder. But Judicial Watch has a pretty decent track record, and if I were running ISIS having a few advance people close to the porous US border would be something I'd do. So I'm inclined to believe it. In fact, I think it's kind of racist of Hector to suggest that they wouldn't be able to control their impulses. Posted by: @JohnTant at April 15, 2015 09:06 AM (eytER) 358 Just like inbreeding is rampant among white trash. Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 09:04 AM (qj6Tl) Actually, that's most common among Muslim cultures, but especially so among Pakistanis. There's actual data on this. And you've got....well....you've got a low IQ. So you got that goin for ya. Which is nice. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:07 AM (od1KN) 359 Looks like somebody's mommy put a little too much Red Bull in their sippy cup this morning. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 09:07 AM (irGEw) 360 Give Hector credit, he seems to have a grasp on the ISIS issue similar to many on the left. Way to go, dumbass. You're solidly at the 50th percentile of the willfully stupid. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:08 AM (659DL) 361 I always thought of it as James Cameron saying it was OK for rich people to die. Posted by: @JohnTant at April 15, 2015 09:02 AM (eytER) It is OK. Just not for him. It's a prog thing. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 15, 2015 09:08 AM (yxw0r) 362 Hector just gets cranky when business is slow at the glory hole. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 09:08 AM (7ObY1) 363 The face of the young and hip Democrat Party. http://tinyurl.com/peua4fc Morning horde Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 09:08 AM (fWAjv) 364 I love it when Hector haz a sad. It tastes like....sunshine. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:09 AM (od1KN) 365 I always thought of it as James Cameron saying it was OK for rich people to die. I thought it was "Never put King Theoden in charge of naval operations." Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:09 AM (659DL) 366 @295 ISIS does not cooperate with others. Ask the Assyrian Christians. ISIS recruits online, they wouldn't set up a camp in Mexico. You are really ignorant and a a genetically inferior person. Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 09:10 AM (qj6Tl) 367 Hector, why can't we be both ignorant and racist? Like the late Earl Warren? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 09:11 AM (zF6Iw) 368 @360 I know more about ISIS than any ignorant tea partier. Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 09:11 AM (qj6Tl) 369 Seriously. I am laughing so hard that I won't need another ab workout this century. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:12 AM (od1KN) 370 Hector: Foreign Affairs Specialist, Brave Catholic Warrior, Geneticist, Troll. The Smartest Idiot in His Village. Posted by: Shecky Goldfarb at April 15, 2015 09:12 AM (ASn1R) 371 I never thought I'd say this, but I do hope the Left sets up a dictatorship and throws tea partiers in camps. I'll volunteer to be a guard. The tea party are deranged assholes who need to be put down. Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 09:12 AM (qj6Tl) 372 I know more about ISIS than any ignorant tea partier. In much the same way that I am Scarlett Johannsson. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:12 AM (659DL) 373 "The Smartest Idiot in His Village." HEY!!! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 09:12 AM (irGEw) 374 368 Oh, ....please..... do tell. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at April 15, 2015 09:12 AM (vyj4X) 375 And think...If Hector hadn't decided to marry a felon, we wouldn't have his sparkling repartee showing up here every morning. Posted by: Shecky Goldfarb at April 15, 2015 09:13 AM (ASn1R) 376 aaaand...here come the death threats from Brave Keyboard Warrior. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 09:13 AM (7ObY1) 377 340 Free range chickens children. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 15, 2015 08:54 AM (xQX/f) We don't like no free grazing children 'round here. Posted by: Denton Baxter at April 15, 2015 09:13 AM (wlDny) 378 I know more about ISIS than any ignorant tea partier. Conundrum solved. Hector is Moo Moo. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 09:13 AM (zF6Iw) 379 >>>>So, are you attacking women who jog or women who have children who dare to leave the home with the kids in a stroller? I don't think its either, but more about the poor choice to jog with a stroller near an unguarded body of water. I suppose jogging with a stroller along a cliff would be just as poor a choice. Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 09:13 AM (3ZtZW) 380 Everyone top off your radiator hooch supplies. Hector's gonna throw us in camps. Another moment of "that has never been said here before." Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:13 AM (659DL) 381 Posted by: Shecky Goldfarb at April 15, 2015 09:12 AM (ASn1R) If we built a troll in a lab, and programmed it with the every available logical fallacy and the most demonstrably false bullshit "facts" available, we still could not reach this level of idiotic perfection. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:14 AM (od1KN) 382 Breaking News, Godzilla and the Avengers are fighting in Canada. I read it online, it must be true! Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 09:14 AM (qj6Tl) 383 368 g******** 29 I'm certain you know more about it than I do what are the membership dues like Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:14 AM (nQIbv) 384 Hector is Moo Moo. I was just thinking that..... Posted by: @JohnTant at April 15, 2015 09:14 AM (eytER) 385 I'll volunteer to be a guard. The tea party are deranged assholes who need to be put down. Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 09:12 AM (qj6Tl) I'm pretty sure it was precisely this kind of talk that got D-Lamp banned and Soona suspended. But you carry on. Pray tell, what would the purpose of these 'camps' be? Why would it need guards? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:14 AM (fwARV) 386 And think...If Hector hadn't decided to marry a slutty* felon, we wouldn't have his sparkling repartee showing up here every morning.* FIFY Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:14 AM (od1KN) 387 Hector is Moo Moo. Then who is Bruce J.? Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 09:14 AM (7ObY1) 388 Internet bad asses are bad ass!!! Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 09:14 AM (fWAjv) 389 The tea party needs some Zyklon B gas. Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 09:15 AM (qj6Tl) 390 so yesterday, the gag line was, fend off brown people, and today, racism is now bad? Time to start placing bets on when he starts bitching about snake handling. Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2015 09:15 AM (Spluw) 391 So CareerBuilder put out a Tax Day ad that, well, has a lot of imagery that I think conservatives should be stealing for our own messaging. It's a parody of that odious Macklemore song Thrift Shop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONbMvrklzBQ I particularly like the Uncle Sam character following the singer around and taking a little bit of everything from the singer - a bite of his hamburger, a flower out of the bouquet he buys for his girlfriend, etc. Posted by: @JohnTant at April 15, 2015 09:15 AM (eytER) 392 Being a leftist, gassing people is my specialty! Posted by: my mom was a Sasquatch at April 15, 2015 09:16 AM (Spluw) 393 Then who is Bruce J.? Given the pearl clutching, my money is on some Hot Air squish. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:16 AM (659DL) 394 But really folks, feeding the hell out of it this morning. Meanwhile it is typing with one hand. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 09:16 AM (fWAjv) 395 I think 389 qualifies. Yes? What say you, Nearsider, AtC? Going for another Bronze Keyboard with combat "T" device? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:17 AM (od1KN) 396 "Pray tell, what would the purpose of these 'camps' be? Why would it need guards?" It must be Hillary's "Fun Camp". To keep all the bad people out, while we eat all the free ice cream......maybe? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 09:17 AM (irGEw) 397 I hate humans that dare disagree with me. Posted by: my mom was a Sasquatch at April 15, 2015 09:17 AM (Spluw) 398 Posted by: Big Foot at April 15, 2015 09:15 AM (qj6Tl) For what purpose? What would they do with it? Not a single person has ever been injured by a Tea Partier. Why would they want gas? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:17 AM (fwARV) 399 my hatred and desire to gas people proves that I'm sane......somehow. Posted by: my mom was a Sasquatch at April 15, 2015 09:18 AM (Spluw) 400 To keep all the bad people out, while we eat all the free ice cream......maybe? I'm not going anywhere unless we get there in flying cars. It's 2015, dammit. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:18 AM (659DL) 401 Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 Sven is a smiling person? I did not know that. Posted by: m at April 15, 2015 09:18 AM (WIUGG) 402 Morning, fappers. I've been arguing the finer points of Fifth Amendment rights with idiots over the last few days. It's been...interesting. Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:18 AM (2Ojst) 403 Dump up. Posted by: HH at April 15, 2015 09:18 AM (Ce4DF) 404 398 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:17 AM (fwARV) Yector doesn't deal well with dissent... Yector who needs Zyklon B when your girlfriend Hilalry! has had Chipotle and in being carted around in her Scooby Doo Mystery Machine meets the A-Team mobile? Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:19 AM (/4AZU) 405 Le DUMP has arrived. Pulling into gate #3 as we speak. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 09:19 AM (irGEw) 406 We're endemic fish! Yay! (rushes off to look up "endemic.") Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 08:45 AM (7ObY1) That leaves me feeling flat. Posted by: flounder at April 15, 2015 09:19 AM (ecDRv) 407 384 Hector is Moo Moo. I was just thinking that..... Posted by: @JohnTant at April 15, 2015 09:14 AM (enter) If that's the case, then he's the "Garbo" of AOSHQ. I detect two distinct personalities. One is a lefty troll and the other is a crypto Joo-hater dressed up as a concern troll. I think it's two distinct assholes, but if it's one, then that's a talent. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:19 AM (St6BJ) 408 Morning, fappers. I've been arguing the finer points of Fifth Amendment rights with idiots over the last few days. It's been...interesting. Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:18 AM (2Ojst) So many people who argue the Constitution have actually read it. So....good luck with that. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:19 AM (od1KN) 409 Sometimes when I'm out hiking, I come across some truly ginormous turds. I'm talking a foot or more long and 8 inches or more around. And I do not live in bear country. No 'yotes, no mountain lions, nothing like that. Other than deer (and they ain't no deer shits) the woods around here contain mainly squirrels, rabbits, coons, porcupines, skunks, an occasional red fox... So, I'm thinking Bigfoot. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 09:19 AM (7ObY1) 410 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:16 AM (659DL) Those might be beads..... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 09:19 AM (Zu3d9) 411 401 Posted by: m at April 15, 2015 09:18 AM (WIUGG) It's a glasgow smile... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:19 AM (/4AZU) 412 408 Morning, fappers. I've been arguing the finer points of Fifth Amendment rights with idiots over the last few days. It's been...interesting. Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:18 AM (2Ojst) So many people who argue the Constitution have actually read it. So....good luck with that. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:19 AM (od1KN) There's definitely been a beating my head against the wall aspect to it, but it's been entertaining seeing people sputter and froth and get all nasty when they realize they have no idea what they're talking about and can't admit it. Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:21 AM (2Ojst) 413 crypto Joo-hater dressed up as a concern troll. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:19 AM (St6BJ) I hate crypto Joo-haters. They should be out and proud! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at April 15, 2015 09:21 AM (Zu3d9) 414 385 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:14 AM (fwARV) Yector is a protected species... essentially nobody with a finger on Tb3k is handy when he graces us with his pap. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:21 AM (/4AZU) 415 If that's the case, then he's the "Garbo" of AOSHQ. I detect two distinct personalities. One is a lefty troll and the other is a crypto Joo-hater dressed up as a concern troll Hector also has these personas: 1. Militant Latino 2. Racist anti-Latino (see yesterday's "Rubio is going to ruin White America!" meme) 3. Militant Catholic 4. Militant anti-Catholic 5. Paulian Libertarian There are more, but that covers most of 'em. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 09:21 AM (7ObY1) 416 Hector also has these personas: 1. Militant Latino 2. Racist anti-Latino (see yesterday's "Rubio is going to ruin White America!" meme) 3. Militant Catholic 4. Militant anti-Catholic 5. Paulian Libertarian There are more, but that covers most of 'em. Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 09:21 AM (7ObY1) Well at least he's consistent. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:22 AM (od1KN) 417 Clean up with extreme prejudice on 389. STAT! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:23 AM (St6BJ) 418 387 Hector is Moo Moo. Then who is Bruce J.? Posted by: Citizen X who pees standing up at April 15, 2015 09:14 AM (7ObY1) THEN WHO WAS PHONE?! Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst) 419 That's to last year's security issue. Get on it. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 08:49 AM (dSkBR) They still remember AtC? Posted by: wrg500 at April 15, 2015 09:27 AM (S+el1) 420 If we built a troll in a lab, and programmed it with the every available logical fallacy and the most demonstrably false bullshit "facts" available, we still could not reach this level of idiotic perfection. Ace of Spades II: Age of Hectron Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 15, 2015 09:30 AM (DT3rQ) 421 Strapped in, immobilized, passivity, these are all behavior traits useful to the oligarchy. For decades TPTB have been training kids to be good citizens of a police state, and now, surprise! we're pretty much there. Oh, and g'mornin everyone ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (go6ud) 422 Everyone simmer down or I will reach for the banhammer. Posted by: Gabriel Malor at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (XBUdh) 423 Everyone simmer down or I will reach for the banhammer. osted by: Gabriel Malor at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (XBUdh) There are two posts up there which, on their own, call for a bannering. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:35 AM (fwARV) 424 "If you give them to Georgia, Alabama is gonna want them too." OK, geniuses, where are you gonna find a trustworthy neutral party to safeguard them during football season? Posted by: delayna at April 15, 2015 10:02 AM (KnC4k) 425 cleanup at 371, beginning "I never thought I'd say this" Posted by: m at April 15, 2015 10:03 AM (WIUGG) 426 You aholes make conservatives look bad. Concern: Not Noted [ ] Noted [X] Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 10:04 AM (evdj2) 427 That whole Glomar Explorer thing around 232, man! I was a little kid and we had the Time-Life series of the books, like "The Body" and "The Sea" and stuff, really cool books. And I remember reading about the Glomar Explorer, supposedly searching for "manganese nodules" on the ocean floor, and how it was going to be this whole new industry of this magic alloy, all that. And then many years later, seeing the truth, and that ceremony onboard where they re-interred the soviet crew to the sea, it gave me chills. I mean, they were commies, but they were submariners, I liked that there was some... professional courtesy there. God rest their souls. But wow, that was back when our guys would feed this story to this Time Life series of books to sell the cover story! There's just something awesome about that. America doesn't seem to do that sort of thing anymore. Instead we get this Air Force general threatening officers with treason if they mention anything that gets in the way of the A-10 retirement, the whole military culture being eviscerated, this roster coup that has gone down, just.... on and on and on, it's just all bad news now, and it all makes me feel like retarded mutant versions of the Borgias and the Gambinos are running everything, it's just frikkin depressing. I mean the corruption is depressing, but what is really super depressing is just the Amateur Hour odor all over everything they do. They reek of desperation and stupidity and this weird, nauseating autocratic dorkiness. They're like these sad parodies of jackbooted thugs. What a weird, enervated ambition, to desire to be that. America didn't used to have this amateur hour feel, and now it does... sigh. Well, I'd better get off my fat butt and get this deck mounted to the trailer frame, I've put it off too long. Oh and somebody mentioned camp. Will there be snacks and delicious libations at camp? I'm not going to camp unless there are tasty snacks and refreshing libations. I just want to clear that up, right up front. Posted by: Deputy Director Higgins at April 15, 2015 03:28 PM (IxEWc) 428 Anyone read the journal online column about freedom of speech? There was a part in the article chastising a British journal called Spiked that accused them of "making transphobic remarks." The interesting thing was, the so-called "transphobic" work was an article relating how trans advocates had mercilessly descended on a family and accused them of killing their son who had committed suicide partly over his unrealised desire to become a woman. So, calling out emotional brutality and fascist behaviour is transphobic. Who knew? 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