Justin Bieber Put in Chokehold and Kicked out of Coachella Because God Wants You To Know He Exists and That He Loves You

Everyone who complained about chokeholds in the Eric Garner case?

Posted by: Ace at 03:20 PM

Comments

1 But what about Syria you guys?

Posted by: Yes means Maybe at April 14, 2015 03:22 PM (7wyDO)

2 Razor @hale_razor
Obama removes Cuba from list of state sponsors of terrorism, but last year had his FAA ban all travel to and from Israel.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (ZPrif)

3 Well, he didn't lose consciousness. Which is too bad.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (GGCsk)

4 Eh, I got nutin

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (kEeS6)

5 Eric Garner wasn't a snot-nosed wanna-be-thug semi-talented narcissist. But I never complained that he got choke-holded.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 14, 2015 03:25 PM (fMQoG)

6 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 03:25 PM (kff5f)

7 Its only half funny without a video.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 14, 2015 03:25 PM (kRSSb)

8 A chokehold without a nut stamp is just weak.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 03:25 PM (evdj2)

9 With far, far less satisfying results than in the Eric Gardner case.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2015 03:25 PM (JtwS4)

10 *stretch stretch*

*limber limber*

Now is the time on Sprockets when I roll around in this.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 03:26 PM (mf5HN)

11
Does Ace have a security team when he shows up at meets? Has anyone been choked? Has ace been choked? Have any chickens been choked?

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 03:26 PM (iQIUe)

12 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 03:26 PM (kff5f)

13 Justin who?

Posted by: Carol at April 14, 2015 03:26 PM (sj3Ax)

14 Gone I guess are the days when security guards accepted sex from hot chicks to get in. They'd rather choke a twit instead of bartering?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 03:26 PM (GGCsk)

15 Goon-Erotic asphyxiation?

Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2015 03:26 PM (VndSC)

16 A guess a monkey stomp was out of the question?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 03:26 PM (GGCsk)

17 Shame about Cuba.
And it looks like the rinos will carry Lynch across the line

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 14, 2015 03:26 PM (R8hU8)

18 Care for some 3D shoes Empress?

http://www.ufunk.net/en/design/united-nude-3d-printed-shoes/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 03:27 PM (kEeS6)

19 who??

what is this crap????!!!!

Posted by: TRUE conservative at April 14, 2015 03:27 PM (Tj+s6)

20 Normally, I'd say that Justin Bieber pollutes any thread in which he appears, but one in which he gets put into a choke hold? A thing of beauty.

Posted by: physics geek at April 14, 2015 03:27 PM (MT22W)

21 Now is the time on Sprockets when I roll around in this.

Liebe meine Apschminki!

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 03:27 PM (evdj2)

22 We're told Bieber's team got into it with security and the singer was then ordered to leave the festival.

Team Bieber? Do they get shirts?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2015 03:27 PM (8ZskC)

23 The security guards also bitch-slapped Beyonce.

Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2015 03:27 PM (VndSC)

24 I have no idea who or what "Coachella" is.

But I would like to send those security guards some cookies.
Or maybe one of the videos of AtC & MWR on the trampoline.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 03:27 PM (kff5f)

25
Laugh at Bieber all you want but he is worth over $125 million bucks which is a okay in my book.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 03:28 PM (iQIUe)

26 OK, I crashed the last thread but I totally belong here.

Posted by: Sodomy at April 14, 2015 03:28 PM (JtwS4)

27 Maybe they were trying to stop Bieber from inhaling the Stormlight.

Posted by: physics geek at April 14, 2015 03:28 PM (MT22W)

28 Bieber should have a posse. Teams are for pussies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2015 03:28 PM (8ZskC)

29 So the local radio station here plays Kilmeade and friends when I get off work at 10:30 at night. And a few weeks ago they were talking about biebers roast on Comedy Central and how at the end her kind of asked for a second chance implying that he was going to fix his behavior. Guess that lasted all of two weeks.

Who's his life coach? Johnny Manziel?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 14, 2015 03:29 PM (z/Ubi)

30 Coachella was up until not too long ago, an alternative band festival in the desert. Now, its a venue for rich untalented kids to take selfies and dress like what they imagined hippies dressed like. The bands are mostly pop, too.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 03:29 PM (iQIUe)

31 Justin Beiber has fans? Who knew?

Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2015 03:29 PM (ty633)

32 Cuba removed from state sponsors of Terror by the JEF.

I've got go go.
Later!

Posted by: Carol at April 14, 2015 03:29 PM (sj3Ax)

33 I was put in a chokehold once. They wanted to charge me extra for the guacamole and it should have been included.

#HillaryIsJustLikeYou

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at April 14, 2015 03:29 PM (8ZskC)

34 The multi-day outdoor concerts are a huge part of the modern music scene. The Woodstockification of the music industry.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 14, 2015 03:30 PM (ZPrif)

35 As Fredo is removing Cuba from the State Sponsor of Terrorism List, the castro boys are filling up the jails and still offering scanctuary to cop killers wanted in the USA.

Way to go Fredo. Can this guy negotiate or what?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 03:30 PM (rDqRv)

36 Coachella is basically just a bunch of celebrities getting high in the desert these days, right?

Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 03:30 PM (MYCIw)

37 But I would like to send those security guards some cookies.
Or maybe one of the videos of AtC & MWR on the trampoline.

Bieber lived. No video. Videos are for closers.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 03:30 PM (39oci)

38 Who's his life coach? Johnny Manziel?
Posted by: Buzzion at April 14, 2015 03:29 PM (z/Ubi)

Okay. That's funny.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go weep on Bannion's shoulder.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 03:30 PM (mf5HN)

39 Isn't a coachella the same thing that Hillary is driving around cow fields in today?

Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2015 03:30 PM (VndSC)

40

Biebers gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 03:30 PM (evdj2)

41 Bieber lived. No video. Videos are for closers.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 03:30 PM (39oci)

So a still-frame, then.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 03:31 PM (kff5f)

42 That's whack, yo.

Posted by: Vanilla Ice at April 14, 2015 03:31 PM (WZQdF)

43 10 *stretch stretch*

*limber limber*

Now is the time on Sprockets when I roll around in this.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 03:26 PM (mf5HN)

That was the kind of move I've only seen a belly dancer do.

Posted by: Italian cop that ace mentioned on the Amanda Knox podcast at April 14, 2015 03:31 PM (z/Ubi)

44 *offers the Empress of Alextopia a lace handkerchief*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 03:31 PM (kEeS6)

45 I'd rather see a good tasering.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 03:31 PM (evdj2)

46
I'm on the kid's side. I have no doubt he was invited to enter the vip section and he cd not stay in the non vip section without getting mobbed. Security said no but then a festival official said okay and grabbed his arm and brought him in. Who has the authority? Festival security or festival official?

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 03:32 PM (iQIUe)

47
The Bieber wouldn't know a chokehold from a mule loping.

Posted by: the Chicken at April 14, 2015 03:32 PM (wAQA5)

48 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go weep on Bannion's shoulder.

Don't forget the step stool of awesome. You'll need it.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 03:32 PM (kQBSd)

49
After the Arizona parking lot brawl, I've lost faith in tasering...

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 03:33 PM (iQIUe)

50
About time someone gave that little canadian cocksuckah a reality check.

Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 14, 2015 03:33 PM (PbnxZ)

51 I'm on the kid's side.

I sentence you to burn at the stake.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2015 03:33 PM (659DL)

52 *stretch stretch*

*limber limber*

Now is the time on Sprockets when I roll around in this.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 03:26 PM

Hmm...would a little gamboling be out of the question?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2015 03:33 PM (h4vJk)

53 Justin Beiber? Who Cares?

Posted by: dantesed at April 14, 2015 03:33 PM (88xKn)

54
Laugh at Bieber all you want but he is worth over $125 million bucks which is a okay in my book.

Can't touch this.

Posted by: M.C. Hammer at April 14, 2015 03:33 PM (WZQdF)

55 So take legal action, if he has a credible assault case he'll win, if not he wont.

Posted by: People Corp at April 14, 2015 03:34 PM (TzeLs)

56 The armadillo story from the last thread just got better. And more Texan.

"James Morgan, the Dougherty County Extension Coordinator said they actually recommend shooting armadillos for residents that live in the county, or a trap can be used to capture them.

"At first I ask if they live in the city or county, because shooting is an effective way of getting rid of them. However, you have to be safe when you do that," said Morgan.

Authorities also suggest using a shotgun to possibly avoid a situation like what happened Sunday.

"I really think if they're going to shoot at varmints and whatnot, maybe use a shotgun.. with a spread pattern with a lot less range," Smith said."

Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 03:34 PM (MYCIw)

57 Coachella, salmonella? What difference does it make?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2015 03:34 PM (bOzE1)

58 Compared to a donkey punch it wasn't so bad.

Posted by: Justin Bieber at April 14, 2015 03:34 PM (8ZskC)

59 Oh my gosh, the Safety Nannies have gotten to K-Pop, they all wearing crash helmets in this music video...

https://youtu.be/r3-Q9k0SU0k

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 03:35 PM (kEeS6)

60 Posted by: M.C. Hammer at April 14, 2015 03:33 PM (WZQdF)

And your net worth last I heard was like $1.25?

Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 03:35 PM (kQBSd)

61 Because God Wants You To Know He Exists and That He Loves You
Beer was enough, but this...*wipes tear*

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 03:35 PM (/kI1Q)

62
"...threatens legal action."

That's how much of a little pussy Bieber really is. Like a lot of young punks he thought a couple of tattoos made him a tough guy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 14, 2015 03:35 PM (PbnxZ)

63 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go weep on Bannion's shoulder.
----
Bannion provides good succor to those in need.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 03:35 PM (UKJFR)

64 Touch my monkey!

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 03:35 PM (evdj2)

65 Beverly put Dem Underground in last thread & I made mistake of looking at it!

Posted by: Carol at April 14, 2015 03:35 PM (sj3Ax)

66 *shifty eyes*

Uh........

Posted by: Black Lives Matter! at April 14, 2015 03:35 PM (2TN4k)

67 I like ~~big butts~~ chokeholds and I can't lie...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 14, 2015 03:36 PM (/4AZU)

68 Texan dude shoots his mother-in-law in the ass. Blames the armadillo. Nice.

Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2015 03:37 PM (VndSC)

69 Well, it's OK for him because White Privilege.
Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Black Lives Matter! at April 14, 2015 03:37 PM (2TN4k)

70 I blame lawyers for this.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:37 PM (gW5Vg)

71 2 Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (ZPrif)

That's b/c in Ogabeland any activity in succor of Radical Islam and/or Communism is a-okay....

defending yourself against saidsame is not however.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 14, 2015 03:37 PM (/4AZU)

72 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 03:35 PM (kEeS6)

For a minute I thought it was a PSA for Sybian safety.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 03:37 PM (kQBSd)

73 70 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:37 PM (gW5Vg)

If not...do it anyway just to play it safe.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 14, 2015 03:37 PM (/4AZU)

74 An establishment can be easily held to account for its actions and if Beiber wants to he can sue.
When the government does so, it is not so easy, as evidenced by the fact that there was not even a trial in New York for the cops that illegally used a choke hold on a citizen which directly resulted in his death.

Posted by: astonerii at April 14, 2015 03:37 PM (mTw6c)

75 I blame lawyers for this.
I blame Canada.

And now I need poutine.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 03:38 PM (/kI1Q)

76 Security said no but then a festival official said okay and grabbed his arm and brought him in. Who has the authority? Festival security or festival official?

Depends on the festival officials level of authority and the orders received by security.

Some assistant pr hack wouldn't override my boss's orders.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 03:38 PM (39oci)

77 My 13yo girl would have choked him out
And I would have cooked her a bacon wrapped steak to show my pride

Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 14, 2015 03:38 PM (q8xtr)

78 " I blame lawyers for this.
I blame Canada. "

Poor Ted Cruz can't catch a break.

Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 03:38 PM (MYCIw)

79 That security guard hates ice hockey. Bieber just micro-triggered him.

Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2015 03:38 PM (VndSC)

80 Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 03:34 PM (MYCIw)

This is where I live Lauren, literally. Lee Co. Ga. Heh

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 14, 2015 03:39 PM (X+nFp)

81 79 Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2015 03:38 PM (VndSC)

My "love" of Hockey is why I'll never pass the Canadian citizenship test...the blue line escapes me.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 14, 2015 03:40 PM (/4AZU)

82 >>"James Morgan, the Dougherty County Extension Coordinator said they
actually recommend shooting armadillos for residents that live in the
county, or a trap can be used to capture them.

Heh.

Meanwhile, here in CO there was a major outcry by animal activists over a bunch of (vermin) prairies dogs who were set to be destroyed since they lived on land that is being developed for a shopping mall.

At the last minute they were whisked away to an undisclosed location. No doubt annoying the animals already living in the place to which they were relocated.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2015 03:40 PM (2TN4k)

83 Probably a real bad idea in terms of liability to put someone worth (who the hell knows) in a chokehold, instead of calling the police and giving him a tress-pass order.

Posted by: People Corp at April 14, 2015 03:40 PM (TzeLs)

84 Yet, but Beiber still lives. Epic fail.

Posted by: Iblis at April 14, 2015 03:40 PM (9221z)

85 70 I blame lawyers for this.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:37 PM (gW5Vg)

Heh. If they all just disappeared, the entire world would have peace and prosperity. There'd be nothing but flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate where the children dance and laugh and play, with gumdrop smiles.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 03:40 PM (2Ojst)

86 All the stretching and limbering is doing...something...to my pulse.

I have this strange feeling...

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 14, 2015 03:41 PM (/Ho8c)

87 "This is where I live Lauren, literally. Lee Co. Ga. Heh"

Ha. I saw it originally on the Austin news site so I thought it was local, but I now amend my statement from "Texan" to "Southern".

So, you buying the guy a drink?

Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 03:41 PM (MYCIw)

88 on the Big Rock Candy Mountain !!

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 03:41 PM (evdj2)

89 85 Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 03:40 PM (2Ojst)

Hell'd just send up some more comrade.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 14, 2015 03:42 PM (/4AZU)

90 85. There'd be nothing but flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate where the children dance and laugh and play, with gumdrop smiles.

Ahhhh, I see you're also married to a lawyer

Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 14, 2015 03:42 PM (q8xtr)

91 My "love" of Hockey is why I'll never pass the Canadian citizenship test...the blue line escapes me.

The blue line in the opponent's end? If you personally don't have the puck, you can't cross it until the puck does. Your blue line doesn't mean squat to you. Ever.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 03:42 PM (39oci)

92 My "love" of Hockey is why I'll never pass the Canadian citizenship test...the blue line escapes me.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077
--------------------

The last question on that test is "Explain icing, and when you can wave it off". Good luck with that one.

Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2015 03:42 PM (VndSC)

93 Heh. If they all just disappeared, the entire world would have peace and prosperity. There'd be nothing but flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate where the children dance and laugh and play, with gumdrop smiles.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 03:40 PM (2Ojst)

And math majors get laid in their 20s!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:42 PM (gW5Vg)

94 Your blue line doesn't mean squat to you. Ever.
Posted by: rickb223
----------

It does on the PK... a lot.

Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2015 03:43 PM (VndSC)

95 Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 03:41 PM (MYCIw)

Watching it on local news last night, wife asks me "How the hell did it do all that? A magic bullet?"

Might buy him a drink but no weapons allowed.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 14, 2015 03:43 PM (X+nFp)

96 A chokehold is nice but couldn't they have put in a few taps to the head with a baton? A little more effort and it would have been awesome.

Posted by: joncelli at April 14, 2015 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

97 The last question on that test is "Explain icing, and when you can wave it off". Good luck with that one.

One finger along the base of the cake. Turn the cake to hide the finger track so if anyone asks you can wave it off.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 03:44 PM (kQBSd)

98 Well, if Bieber was put in a choke-hold for being a douche then there are A LOT of other people who should get the choke-hold/eviction treatment as well.
It's like LIRP for Woodstock (the idealized version, not the filthy hippy one) for middling celebrities.

(remove space)
http://www.gofugyourself.com/ fugs-and-fabs-coachella-weekend-one-04-2015

Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2015 03:44 PM (2TN4k)

99 And math majors get laid in their 20s!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:42 PM (gW5Vg)

But not physics majors. Choose wisely.

Posted by: physics geek at April 14, 2015 03:44 PM (MT22W)

100 And math majors get laid in their 20s!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:42 PM (gW5Vg)

Damn that must be some good drugs.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 03:45 PM (kQBSd)

101 LIRP--->LARP/Live Action Role Play

Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2015 03:45 PM (2TN4k)

102 And math majors get laid in their 20s!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:42 PM (gW5Vg)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get crazy here.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 03:48 PM (2Ojst)

103 Was this before or after Madonna shoved her granny tongue down Drake's throat?

Nobody wants to see a repeat of that nasty shit.

Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2015 03:48 PM (ty633)

104 59 Oh my gosh, the Safety Nannies have gotten to K-Pop, they all wearing crash helmets in this music video...

That alternative jumping thing is oddly mesmerizing.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 14, 2015 03:48 PM (0NdlF)

105 103 Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2015 03:48 PM (ty633)

Drake should just be content she left her prosthetic in her luggage, elseways she'd have made him her maiden.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 14, 2015 03:49 PM (/4AZU)

106 Posted by: astonerii at April 14, 2015 03:37 PM (mTw6c)

There is no law in the state of New York banning chokeholds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2015 03:49 PM (7G/wk)

107 106 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2015 03:49 PM (7G/wk)

It's internal departmental policy...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 14, 2015 03:55 PM (/4AZU)

108 Al-WaPo on NYPD banning chokeholds back in 1984...

http://tinyurl.com/mxbguda

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 14, 2015 03:56 PM (/4AZU)

109 Oh hey. Nood Hillary's Chipotle.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 14, 2015 03:58 PM (0NdlF)

110 109 Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 14, 2015 03:58 PM (0NdlF)

Hillary's burrito holds so little interest to me it can't be measured.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 14, 2015 04:01 PM (/4AZU)

111 Some security guy put Justin Bieber in a chokehold?

Definitely livin' the dream, he is.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 04:04 PM (oKE6c)

112 Justin Bieber Put in Chokehold and Kicked out of Coachella Because God Wants You To Know He Exists and That He Loves You

WTH? have no idea what Coachella is, and I think God has better ways of letting us know he exists and that he loves us.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 04:18 PM (DXzRD)

113 Hope Canada doesn't invade us over this.

Posted by: LIV baby. at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (pL8KH)

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