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Without Comment
Out: Nixon in a pantsuit
In: Benny Hill in a pantsuit
#YayJournalism
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— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 14, 2015Comments
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Posted by: Ignoramus at April 14, 2015 02:28 PM (EPEqj)
- C. Gibson
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2015 02:28 PM (0LHZx)
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Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 02:29 PM (NeFrd)
If she brought me burritos, I'd sprint after her, too. And if she has guac, I'd jump on the scooby van.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 02:29 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 14, 2015 02:29 PM (D9OaR)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (kEeS6)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (K4YiS)
The guys carrying heavy equipment get a pass, but there are an awful lot of people attempting running there who don't know how to run.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: The Press at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (Q1lie)
I'm pretty sure Ace doesn't want comments. Dummies.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (PbnxZ)
Posted by: brak at April 14, 2015 02:27 PM (Tj+s6)
Search on Twitter for "Queen". Treacher's been RTing that kind of thing.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: Yip at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (84SRe)
Posted by: Flyguy at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (uq99t)
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: california red at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (UyEG4)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (ty633)
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: BignJames at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (Eo86b)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (JtwS4)
I mean, the only think Hillary knows how to run for is Office.
The only thing the press knows how to run is a biased propaganda wing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (fwARV)
Phew. At least she's not involved in that crazy. That whole "words that shall not be spoken" list though? Yeah, she was in on that.
Y'all, how am I going to survive this election season?
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (kEeS6)
Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (zF6Iw)
That's why I keep saying!
Posted by: Huma at April 14, 2015 02:32 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 02:32 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2015 02:32 PM (ZZQ+Z)
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 02:32 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: keninnorcal at April 14, 2015 02:32 PM (On0/h)
Posted by: Hepcat at April 14, 2015 02:32 PM (IeR2g)
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:32 PM (MYCIw)
Seriously, someone pass the popcorn, because this is going to be hilarious.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 02:32 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: The Crying Indian at April 14, 2015 02:32 PM (4KOF2)
Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (XUKZU)
What could go wrong?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Hepcat at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (IeR2g)
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (PbnxZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (dquK7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (DXzRD)
See this is what happens when you give PE credit for marching band.*
*I received PE credit for marching band. I also played volleyball though, so that balances out, right?
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (MYCIw)
This being the Horde, I believe the recommendation will be to drink heavily.
Is she also one of the ones who says that calling her just "Hillary" is misogynist? Because if so:
Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary. Hillary.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 02:34 PM (kff5f)
http://www.zombietime.com/presidential_campaign_sunday/IMG_8855.JPG
http://www.zombietime.com/presidential_campaign_sunday/IMG_8886.JPG
This year, however, she is The Anointed One.
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:34 PM (K4YiS)
Imagine the hysteria for Fauxcahontas.
Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2015 02:27 PM (KETbL)
Oh my word, yes.
With every Republican who announces, it becomes clearer to the left that this is a coronation, not a contest.
If Lieawatha (by the way, I've been told by lefties that making fun of her ethnic fakery is "racist") hops in to assuage that situation, the media will go ballistic.
I would venture to guess that darn near any other Dem candidate would destroy her. Even among (some) on the left, this dynasty thing does not sit well.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 14, 2015 02:34 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2015 02:34 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 14, 2015 02:34 PM (Q1lie)
*I received PE credit for marching band. I also played volleyball though, so that balances out, right?
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (MYCIw)
Depends.
Got any pics of you in your volleyball uniform?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 02:34 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 14, 2015 02:35 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: mallfly at April 14, 2015 02:35 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Joke Biden at April 14, 2015 02:35 PM (/JOra)
Is she also one of the ones who says that calling her just "Hillary" is misogynist? Because if so:
"
Ha. I don't even know any more. I would assume no since she has a Hillary! bumper sticker, but who knows.
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:35 PM (MYCIw)
-- David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 14, 2015
OK, Who has the video skilz to add "Yakety Sax" to the Hillary being chased by the media video??? DO IT NOW!
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:35 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 02:35 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 02:30 PM (kEeS6)
Well, having a steak hung around your neck can do that...
Posted by: Mr. & Mrs. Rodham at April 14, 2015 02:36 PM (0Ew3K)
Lol, be nice her incredibly entitled daughter is support to have a key roll in her White House as rumor has it.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 02:36 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 02:36 PM (2Ojst)
youtu.be/YAZ2qvhJGgU
Can't say what I'd do if I were in car number two with enough Val-u-rite and that school of reporters sprinting at me.
Posted by: Alan at April 14, 2015 02:36 PM (uq4RW)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 14, 2015 02:36 PM (KkVB6)
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In an unrelated matter, does anyone at the Horde have a list of the SJW authors who were discommoded by the recent Hugo award nominations?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at April 14, 2015 02:36 PM (kXoT0)
I do not. However my now husband later admitted to coming to my games just to see us in our spandex shorts. And here sweet, innocent me thought he was being supportive.
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:37 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2015 02:37 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 14, 2015 02:37 PM (dquK7)
Where's the girl with big boobs running around
in the tiny negligee ?
Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2015 02:37 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 02:37 PM (DXzRD)
I am not making this up. Full story on "burrito gate"
http://tinyurl.com/kqlvmh5 Probably firewalled
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2015 02:37 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 02:37 PM (kEeS6)
*I received PE credit for marching band. I also played volleyball though, so that balances out, right?
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (MYCIw)
Ahhhhh....volleyball shorts. Was this beach volleyball? You know, with the bathing suit bottoms and the sand stuck to your butt and all?
Just curious...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 02:37 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:38 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (XUKZU)
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The Regulators
Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2015 02:38 PM (/HX7u)
She's a bad joke. Everybody knows that.
Yet, yes it could. Dems only have to scramble for a relative few EC votes compared to GOP so they don't really have to try all that hard. In fact, Hillary can just fuck off in Iowa as an introductory gig while waiting to see if anybody else will declare, then just concentrate on setting groundwork in the 4 or 5 states she needs to sew it up.
Posted by: Bigby's Sticky Fingers at April 14, 2015 02:38 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: An Inanimate Carbon Rod at April 14, 2015 02:38 PM (gUbkl)
And that's only because they had to be there.
Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2015 02:38 PM (FcR7P)
Hillary needs a dog. People love dogs. If she campaigned with a dog, picking up its poop, she wd be much more likeable, no?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 02:38 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:33 PM (MYCIw)
Spandex shorts andknee pads?
Yeah, that counts for whatever you want itto count for if there are pix.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 02:39 PM (fwARV)
Thaaat's what Huma said...
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 02:36 PM (2Ojst)
*ahem*
All I see is a big empty black box.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2015 02:31 PM (zF6Iw)
That's what I keep saying!
Posted by: Huma at April 14, 2015 02:32 PM (d4ZzM)
Keep up, will ya?
Posted by: Huma at April 14, 2015 02:39 PM (d4ZzM)
(a) it's not a Scooby van if it's black;
(II) I thought it was a press schtick, it's the everloving Hillary! campaign calling it that because common touch;
(12/4) I'd have gone with the Partridge Family bus.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2015 02:39 PM (JtwS4)
2.) Field legit-looking black van with daring jokesters aboard
3.) Wait for press to congregate
4.) Unleash the jokesters!
(Note: I do not condone use of this methodology for more sinister and/or violent purposes.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 14, 2015 02:39 PM (DT3rQ)
Chelsea is filling that role.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2015 02:39 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: the Butcher at April 14, 2015 02:39 PM (fUjxW)
Posted by: Media Serf at April 14, 2015 02:39 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 02:38 PM (iQIUe)
ಠ_ಠ
Posted by: Socks the Cat at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (0Ew3K)
Keep up, will ya?
Posted by: Huma at April 14, 2015 02:39 PM (d4ZzM)
Damn you and your linear temporal restraints!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (kEeS6)
Posted by: Hepcat
When she appears and they magically become goslings, that's called the Lorenz Transform.
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (ty633)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (kEeS6)
Her baby ain't that good looking.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 02:41 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at April 14, 2015 02:41 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at April 14, 2015 02:41 PM (Q1lie)
Posted by: Running crowd at April 14, 2015 02:41 PM (DXzRD)
Ahhhh, the good old days. When I was the only student trainer on duty in the training room for a girls volleyball tournament. Good times, good times.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 02:41 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2015 02:41 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2015 02:41 PM (WIUGG)
Funny, that's exactly how she got from the van into the back of the building, surrounded by media.
Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2015 02:41 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: monica's blue dress at April 14, 2015 02:42 PM (eoLps)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (2Ojst)
Genetics can be a real bitch.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at April 14, 2015 02:42 PM (kXoT0)
That video needs the Benny Hill theme song, no?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 02:42 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: JEM at April 14, 2015 02:42 PM (o+SC1)
Nah, just regular volleyball. I used to have to go from a volleyball game to play at the football games so I'd have to change out of my volleyball uniform and into the band uniform. Never has anyone's social standing dropped so instantaneously.
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:42 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 02:42 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at April 14, 2015 02:42 PM (4KOF2)
Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2015 02:43 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2015 02:43 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 14, 2015 02:43 PM (u8GsB)
>>ISIS Camp a Few Miles from Texas, Mexican Authorities Confirm<<
http://tinyurl.com/lz38drk
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 02:43 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2015 02:43 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: m
And here was one of the media covering Hillary that day.
http://www.zombietime.com/presidential_campaign_sunday/IMG_8729.JPG
No really, the media is impartial and unbiased!
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:43 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 02:44 PM (NeFrd)
From January 1 next year, Iran will be a member of the executive board of the U.N. Entity for Gender Equality and the Empowerment of Women (U.N. Women)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 14, 2015 02:44 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:42 PM (MYCIw)
Yes, well, the band chicks were usually freaks (in a very good way IYKWIMAITTYD) in high school.
So you'll always have that goin for ya.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 02:44 PM (d4ZzM)
Good idea. There ought to be some way to have clowns come out of the van as a metaphor for the Hillary campaign.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 02:44 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (kEeS6)
Her baby ain't that good looking.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (2Ojst)
I'm not wanting to pick on a baby, because hey the child can't help where he or she (I have no idea what the sex is) came from.
However, it can be said that the gene pool from which the child comes is not exactly stellar in the looks department. On the other hand, even ugly babies are cute.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 14, 2015 02:44 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 02:44 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2015 02:45 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 14, 2015 02:45 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 14, 2015 02:45 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 14, 2015 02:43 PM (u8GsB)
I look at that and the theme to "Benny Hill" just keeps running through my head.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 02:45 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: Liz Mair at April 14, 2015 02:45 PM (kRSSb)
Yes, well, the band chicks were usually freaks (in a very good way IYKWIMAITTYD) in high school.
So you'll always have that goin for ya.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 02:44 PM (d4ZzM)
Yes.
I learned SO much about the female form from our flaggets changing on the bus.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 02:45 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Hillary!
That's a northern California joke that no one will get! (Except me.)
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:46 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2015 02:46 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2015 02:46 PM (ty633)
Xe's not looking so good in the morals and ethics department, either, although I expect xe will make a point to note only one of xir grandparents actually served time for their frauds.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 02:46 PM (/kI1Q)
lulz?
check out this pic:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=4995031406007&set=a.1156898415081.2022486.1606365393&type=1
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 14, 2015 02:46 PM (PbnxZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 02:46 PM (kEeS6)
Yes, well, the band chicks were usually freaks (in a very good way IYKWIMAITTYD) in high school.
We sneered at the band kids because jocks. Right after college I went out with a girl who was student teaching band.
Showed me skills that wind instrument players develop. I wanted a do-over on certain high school attitudes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2015 02:47 PM (JtwS4)
Abbott said something about keeping troops at the border yesterday because of Islamic threats, but I didn't realize that it was ISIS. TexLeg is working on something right now to add more border security, but I don't know all the details. Whatever it is, it better be solid since you know we're going to be doing this all on our own.
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:47 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: JEM at April 14, 2015 02:47 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Velma Dinkley at April 14, 2015 02:47 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 02:47 PM (/kI1Q)
<<
They don't realize that Texas is probably the best armed state, do they?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 02:48 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 02:48 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2015 02:43 PM (FcR7P)
Type in the following with spaces removed: & # 3 2 3 2 ;
Posted by: Socks the Cat at April 14, 2015 02:48 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: B.A. Baracus at April 14, 2015 02:48 PM (/JOra)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 14, 2015 02:48 PM (fWAjv)
It can't be true, it just can't be true that we have less than 20 people signed up for the NoVaMoMe this year.
There's no way that's accurate. Right???
*glares*
Email Bannion. He's got all the info.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 02:49 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 14, 2015 02:49 PM (fMQoG)
Remember several months ago I told you they already created a bullshit Republicans For Hillary social media campaign?
Well, the Left not to be outdone by...the Left has also created a Democrats Against Hillary Clinton social media campaign.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 14, 2015 02:49 PM (PbnxZ)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at April 14, 2015 02:49 PM (TlMTA)
Her baby ain't that good looking.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (2Ojst)
Lot better than most Jewish babies.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2015 02:49 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 02:40 PM (2Ojst)
Hey, hey, hey
Take it easy, bub.
With my genetics, there's only so much I can do.
Posted by: Baby at April 14, 2015 02:49 PM (0cMkb)
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Point of order, does that technically qualify as invoking a Moron?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 14, 2015 02:49 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 02:50 PM (kQBSd)
I was just informed by a Hillary insider she is using special designer Tampon's for this listening tour imprinted with the wording "Marco's Lunch Bucket."
Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 14, 2015 02:50 PM (P330y)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 02:41 PM (kQBSd)
High School and College Pole Vaulter... we shared the Gymnastics room with the Gymnastics girls team... many of whom, because of their dedication to the sport, had no social life, except us... /evil smile
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 14, 2015 02:50 PM (qh617)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 02:51 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 02:51 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:51 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 14, 2015 02:51 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 02:51 PM (d4ZzM)
Proof that reporters are idiot fanbois. Who would chase that?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 02:51 PM (GGCsk)
Meh. It's the Mandarin class, as in "here, I am the best because you give me the most to swallow"
Or along those lines.
Posted by: anon a mouse at April 14, 2015 02:52 PM (KnbYp)
Military proves something that everyone in the world has known since the beginning of time -- that women are physically weaker than men:
http://tinyurl.com/oh38d3a
"The two-and-a-half year period in which the Marine Corps' Infantry Officer Course became gender-integrated for research will end without a single female graduate.
The final iteration of IOC to accept female Marines on a volunteer basis began April 2 with two female participants. One was a volunteer and one was a member of the newly integrated ground intelligence track.
Both were dropped that same day during the grueling initial Combat Endurance Test, said Capt. Maureen Krebs, a spokeswoman for Headquarters Marine Corps."
WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS???
Now Mauren, go make me a sammich.
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:52 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 02:52 PM (rDqRv)
I was just informed by a Hillary insider she is using special designer Tampon's for this listening tour imprinted with the wording "Marco's Lunch Bucket."
Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 14, 2015 02:50 PM (P330y)
That old bag of bones is well past needing a tampon. She graduated to depends year ago.
Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2015 02:52 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:47 PM (MYCIw)
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Oh, Lauren. You fret too much. All that's coming across our non-border are poor poor mehican chilren willing to do the jobs Americans won't do.
Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2015 02:52 PM (/HX7u)
At her age, she's only using them to get vodka without being seen topping off her chai.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 02:52 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2015 02:52 PM (ty633)
Military proves something that everyone in the world has known since the beginning of time -- that women are physically weaker than men:
http://tinyurl.com/oh38d3a
"The two-and-a-half year period in which the Marine Corps' Infantry Officer Course became gender-integrated for research will end without a single female graduate.
The final iteration of IOC to accept female Marines on a volunteer basis began April 2 with two female participants. One was a volunteer and one was a member of the newly integrated ground intelligence track.
Both were dropped that same day during the grueling initial Combat Endurance Test, said Capt. Maureen Krebs, a spokeswoman for Headquarters Marine Corps."
WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS???
Now Mauren, go make me a sammich.
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:52 PM (K4YiS)
By the way most men would fail it also- just saying
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 02:53 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Hillary!
That's a northern California joke that no one will get! (Except me.)
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:46 PM (K4YiS)
Dude.... its 20 Miles away.... believe me... I GET IT!!!!
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 14, 2015 02:53 PM (qh617)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 14, 2015 02:53 PM (cCxiu)
---
This is so embarrassing for the Republican Party, I bet the decision was made in Iowa!
Posted by: Liz Mair at April 14, 2015 02:53 PM (kRSSb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 02:53 PM (rDqRv)
THIS.
Same goes for Ranger School, SF Q-Course, SERE....
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 02:54 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 14, 2015 02:54 PM (TIFWI)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 02:54 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 14, 2015 02:50 PM (qh617)
Know it well. HS and college wrestler. First college girlfriend was a ginger gymnast I met sharing a whirlpool for our knees.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 02:54 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: B. A. Baracus at April 14, 2015 02:55 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 02:53 PM (rDqRv)
Same goes for Ranger School, SF Q-Course, SERE....
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 02:54 PM (d4ZzM)
Yup.
When your DOR+failure rate approaches 80%, you're doing something right.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 02:55 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Null at April 14, 2015 02:55 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2015 02:55 PM (xppEp)
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years
I don't understand -- that "Vine" thing is just a static image for me. Is it supposed to be a video? How does one make it play?
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:55 PM (K4YiS)
Outrageous: Iran Wins U.N. Post For Gender Equality And Empowerment Of Women
Weasel Zippers
And remember hillary is partially respnsible for this mess
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 02:55 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 02:54 PM (d4ZzM)
My Uncle was a Ranger. He says Seal candidates cruise through without hardly breaking a sweat.
Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2015 02:55 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 02:54 PM (kQBSd)
That might actually be the greatest euphemism ever. Ever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 02:56 PM (fwARV)
RASP alone has a normal pass rate of 20-30%
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 02:56 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 02:48 PM (GGCsk)
A gun behind every mesquite.
Plus helicopter hunting.
Re: NoVaMoMe: I have decided to grace y'all with my presence. If you pay for my airfare and hotel.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 02:56 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 14, 2015 02:56 PM (PbnxZ)
Outrageous: Iran Wins U.N. Post For Gender Equality And Empowerment Of Women
Weasel Zippers
And remember hillary is partially respnsible for this mess
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 02:55 PM (rDqRv)
I just...I can't even...
Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 02:56 PM (2Ojst)
peachy. Let's get two of the most violent groups on the planet
together. Nothing could ever go wrong.
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 02:51 PM (MYCIw)
"When you're lost in the rain in Juarez, and it's Ramadan, too,
When your detonator fails, and your AK won't pull you through.
Don't put on any airs when you're down on Mohammed Avenue..."
Posted by: Bob Achmed at April 14, 2015 02:56 PM (bOzE1)
WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS???
Now Mauren, go make me a sammich.
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:52 PM (K4YiS)
Time to adjust the requirements then.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2015 02:55 PM (xWW96)
I wouldn't go that far.
They get my respect.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (d4ZzM)
That motorcade looks like it's about to pull off an art heist at the Guggenheim. Listening Tour, my ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (PbnxZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Nope -- only ten percent of the candidate Marines failed it.
From the article:
"Nine of the 90 men who began the course were also cut."
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (wlDny)
****
Try right-clicking on the main image. I get a dropdown menu.
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 02:53 PM (rDqRv)
Same goes for Ranger School, SF Q-Course, SERE....
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 02:54 PM (d4ZzM)
Yup.
When your DOR+failure rate approaches 80%, you're doing something right.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 02:55 PM (fwARV)
Yup. I had some business at Little Creek this past extended weekend and you can pick out the real warriors with out any trouble.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Hillary Rottham Clinton at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (kRSSb)
Maybe Scooby can find the missing email servers...
But... Jinkies... it'll be Obama in a mask... who will get caught when he tries to Bar B Que Scrappy Doo...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (qh617)
I find that unpossible to believe. Next you'll be telling me that there are a lot of Greek men named Nick...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: MSM at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (0Y1hO)
Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2015 02:55 PM (xWW96)
SEALs are a special breed. We dropped off/picked up guys with beards, tricked out weapons, scarves, the works. I don't know with certainty they were SEALs but if they weren't, they were operators for CIA or something.
They said 'pick us up here at this time or here at this time' and we said 'roger that'
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 02:58 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 02:56 PM (kff5f)
We've already done that for other Morons. So...you're done for it now.
Give me a quote.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 02:58 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 14, 2015 02:58 PM (LA7Cm)
They get my respect.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (d4ZzM)
They are already super fit before they get there. So they have an advantage over most.
Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2015 02:58 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 02:58 PM (GGCsk)
"When you're lost in the rain in Juarez, and it's Ramadan, too,
When your detonator fails, and your AK won't pull you through.
Don't put on any airs when you're down on Mohammed Avenue..."
Posted by: Bob Achmed at April 14, 2015 02:56 PM (bOzE1)
Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money.... the shit has hit the fan....
Posted by: Warren... looking down... at April 14, 2015 02:59 PM (qh617)
That's where you go when you get evicted from your studio apt. In Stockton.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2015 02:59 PM (7G/wk)
This is not 1930 something Manchuria and a hut. Or a hut in Ethiopia the Italians are bombing.
These are Nutz with Nukes.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 02:59 PM (kEeS6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 02:53 PM (rDqRv)
This is true. And it does not say anything bad about these women, or women in general, that they could not complete the course.
My concern with this is that the PC Police will get hold of it, and (successfully) agitate for a separate female track with lower physical standards. Which *will* get people killed.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 03:00 PM (kff5f)
I was reading about James Jesus Angelton. In 1970, his wife and 2 daughters joined the bahram yoga kudalini cult. They wear those stupid white turbans. His son seems normal, though. What an embarrassment. I knew somebody who was an exercise/aerobics nut. It's all she ever talked about. Didnt see her for years and now she has joined this yoga cult and wears the white turban crap. It is NOT a good look for anyone.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 03:00 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Nope -- only ten percent of the candidate Marines failed it.
From the article:
"Nine of the 90 men who began the course were also cut."
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 02:57 PM (K4YiS)
I am not talking about the cream of the crop who take the course. I am talking about if you took a cross section of average Soldiers, Sailors, Marines or Air Men in their 20s, you would see a very high DOR rate. And if we took a cross section of the general male population in their 20s, the % would be even lower
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 03:00 PM (rDqRv)
I bet it's got a kick-ass bar in it
Posted by: McCool at April 14, 2015 03:01 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years
If I right-click, the drop-down menu has two options: "Inspect Element" and "Block this ad." Neither does anything.
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 03:01 PM (K4YiS)
http://tinyurl.com/8ggrve5
Hopefully it won't be scrubbed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 03:01 PM (UKJFR)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:01 PM (fwARV)
Former Democratic Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick is joining the global investment firm founded by his predecessor Mitt Romney.
Patrick will become one of Bain Capital's managing directors, reported The Boston Globe, which also noted he will be the first African-American to do so.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 14, 2015 03:01 PM (LtG+N)
First, the price tag. 4 Billion. I'm sure Obama will be cutting us a check for that any day, right?
Anyway, basically they bill will put permanent DPS officers at the border instead of the rotating crew we have now, and will set up a command center to co-ordinate them all. It will also make it easier to go after human smugglers and increase the penalties there.
It also has provisions to track statistics and that sort of thing.
I'm not sure it's enough, but getting more officers down there seems like it can only help. The sticking point seems to be some reps are concerned that DPS will poach too many cops from local communities because the pay will be significantly higher.
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 03:01 PM (MYCIw)
True... but you'd think that any Woman volunteer would be the absolute top 1% in fitness before they would even volunteer for it...
or they are morons (and not in a good way)...
Its not like how tough it is, is a secret.
Posted by: Warren... looking down... at April 14, 2015 03:02 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Max Entropy at April 14, 2015 03:02 PM (cgtTL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 14, 2015 03:03 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 14, 2015 03:01 PM
And if he stays true to form, he'll leave with a huge severance package and a nondisclosure agreement after making allegations of racism.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2015 03:03 PM (h4vJk)
*points*
You.
You coming to the MoMe this year?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:03 PM (gW5Vg)
And I'm feelin' near as faded as my jeans.
Huma thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
It rode us all the way to New Orleans.
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at April 14, 2015 03:04 PM (8ZskC)
or they are morons (and not in a good way)...
Its not like how tough it is, is a secret.
Posted by: Warren... looking down... at April 14, 2015 03:02 PM (qh617)
Well women are biologically built different and are weaker pound for pound--no matter what the progressives might be teaching in our Top Top Institutions.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 03:04 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Yeah, but the two women who signed up for the course were ALSO the cream of the crop -- of female recruits. But they could not compete on real man-level.
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 03:04 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Max Entropy at April 14, 2015 03:02 PM
Well, she did ask to borrow it, but I'm not finished using it yet.
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 14, 2015 03:04 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: keninnorcal at April 14, 2015 03:04 PM (On0/h)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:03 PM (gW5Vg)
Shit, she was like the 3d person registered.
She has the Sybian concession this year.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 03:04 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 03:04 PM (K4YiS)
Which means, in five years or so, the bar will have been lowered far enough for women to be able to pass in appropriate numbers.
That this will literally get Americans killed is of little concern.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:05 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 14, 2015 03:05 PM (7ObY1)
I think they're just going to have to suck that up, though. Abbot, Patrick, and Paxton all ran as border hawks.
I just wish TX would make the TX Guard (not to be confused with the TX National Guard) a more combat-ready entity. Because I think we'll need 'em.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 03:05 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 03:04 PM (K4YiS)
???
I am not sure what your point is? Women are gentically and structurally weaker than men no matter how you cut it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 03:05 PM (rDqRv)
There's no way that's accurate. Right???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 02:49 PM (gW5Vg)
Still trying to clear it with the wife. For some reason, she doesn't want to be left alone with all 3 kids. But I should know by tonight. If so, the class at the MoMee is about to drop by several orders of magnitude.
Posted by: physics geek at April 14, 2015 03:05 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:05 PM (fwARV)
No, in fact it's a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 03:06 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 14, 2015 03:06 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 03:04 PM (d4ZzM)
Her used attachments are going as raffle prizes.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:06 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2015 03:06 PM (wAQA5)
You.
You coming to the MoMe this year?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:03 PM (gW5Vg)
----
Do you even need to ask, sirrah?
Got my ticket. Got my crash pad. Reacclimating liver to alcohol in prep.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 03:06 PM (UKJFR)
That's Dylan, right? From Highway 61 Revisited. Forgwt which song.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2015 03:06 PM (xppEp)
She has the Sybian concession this year.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 03:04 PM (d4ZzM)
Most excellent.
The ONTs have been getting later and later and therefore I'm not on them.
Eris, you usually are. If you're there tonight, pimp the MoMe please.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:06 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 03:07 PM (kEeS6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:06 PM (gW5Vg)
Newest reality show: Pimp My MoMee!
How out of hand would that get?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:07 PM (fwARV)
Phoenixgirl, I cackled out loud!
Posted by: Hillary at April 14, 2015 03:07 PM (NbkLI)
Posted by: Rocket Racoon at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)
He can spin it anyway he wants but he lost.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (7ObY1)
Huma thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
It rode us all the way to New Orleans.
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton
......................................
You were hiding behind a billboard, right? Cuz they sure wouldn't stop for you.
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (wAQA5)
>>>Patrick will become one of Bain Capital's managing directors,
reported The Boston Globe, which also noted he will be the first
African-American to do so.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 14, 2015 03:01 PM
And if he stays true to form, he'll leave with a huge severance
package and a nondisclosure agreement after making allegations of
racism.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2015 03:03 PM (h4vJk)<<<
Failure of Bain Capital in 3...2...
Posted by: MBTA, MADCF, MA Compounding Pharmacy, Boston 2024... at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (/JOra)
Ain't none of that going on in my van. You hold it!
Posted by: B. A. Baracus at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 03:04 PM (rDqRv)
But I know from personal experience how the Military creates these 'opportunities'...
They wanted to test Women on Combatant ships... see if they would decrease combat readiness...
So they ADDED 10% of the crew, as women, to a ship... (did not take any Men off)...
So of course, with 10% EXTRA manpower, they declared the experiment a success... because there was no drop in the scores that ship had gotten (oh, and did I mention that most Men spend at least 4 years on a ship, so even at the end of a Year, 75% of the crew of Men were the same as those who had taken those same graded excersises in previous years???).
Posted by: WBB Wolf at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (qh617)
Hillary, burrito bowl gate. Rice, sour cream? who knows.
http://tinyurl.com/mrrzhp6
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (0FSuD)
I crap in the McDonalds bag just like everyone else.
#HillaryIsJustLikeYou
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:07 PM (fwARV)
The Playboy channel wouldn't be able to show it.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)
That is the Texas State Guard.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 03:07 PM (kEeS6)
*ahem*
That's pedant
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chariman, American Society of Pedants at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:07 PM (fwARV)
AtC diving face first into a bachelorette party (which TOTALLY happened last year) out of hand.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:06 PM (gW5Vg)
---
Get off my corner, bitch!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (UKJFR)
Reminds me of those old films of young germen maidens running after Hitler's mercedes to catch a glimpse.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at April 14, 2015 03:09 PM (fLfYH)
How out of hand would that get?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:07 PM
I see no possible way that could go wrong.
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 14, 2015 03:09 PM (h4vJk)
I am not sure what your point is? Women are gentically and structurally weaker than men no matter how you cut it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
My point is that the PC progressives insisted that women be allowed to try out for this course BASED ON THE INSANE PC LIE THAT WOMEN ARE PHYSICALLY EQUAL TO MEN AND THAT GENDER IS A CULTURAL CONSTRUCT.
After two and a half years of trying, they couldn't even find a SINGLE woman who could pass the test!!
Of course this is common sense to you and me and most normal people, but it is a devastating collision with reality for the PC crowd who demanded that women be part of the program.
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 03:09 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 03:09 PM (kEeS6)
I bet it's got a kick-ass bar in it
Posted by: McCool at April 14, 2015 03:01 PM (nCSwS)
-----------------------
HElls Yeah!! *hic*...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 14, 2015 03:09 PM (HSmrB)
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17186303
Though female athletes were significantly stronger (444 N) than their untrained female counterparts, this value corresponded to only the 25th percentile of the male subjects.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 14, 2015 03:09 PM (ZPrif)
Newest reality show: Pimp My MoMee!
How out of hand would that get?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:07 PM (fwARV)
Well, for one, we'd get to see a Pratt and Whitney F-100 turbofan power a Sybian.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 03:09 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)
But Game of Thrones could!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:09 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 03:10 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 14, 2015 03:10 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2015 03:10 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (7ObY1)
I thought only AtC pranced? Could it be? A sighting? Outside?
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 03:10 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 14, 2015 03:10 PM (ZPrif)
If that's your point, then yous and mees is on the same page
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 03:10 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Iblis at April 14, 2015 03:11 PM (9221z)
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17186303
The present findings show that the differences in hand-grip strength of men and women are larger than previously reported. An appreciable difference still remains when using lean body mass as reference. The results of female national elite athletes even indicate that the strength level attainable by extremely high training will rarely surpass the 50th percentile of untrained or not specifically trained men.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 14, 2015 03:11 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM (gW5Vg)
In an effort to hit my goal of setting a Personal Best for Manhattans Consumed in an Evening, I'm going to drink until AtC dives into another bachelorette party.
Now, whether it happens or I become convinced it happened is not relevant.
That's the bar, people. One team, one fight.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:11 PM (fwARV)
Oh, it's okay if El Paso is overrun by ISIS. I mean, it's not like Fort Bliss is right there or anything, right?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 03:11 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (2ap0X)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 03:09 PM (d4ZzM)
STOVL capability for the 'Ettes is something to be desired.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (fwARV)
which is why... even when I am dating a really in shape Woman...
I still end up opening jars...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 14, 2015 03:08 PM
Prancercize FTW!
Posted by: John 'Secretariat of State' Kerry at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (h4vJk)
Egon, "Why do you need it?"
Morons, "Well we got this Sybian that needs power...."
Egon, "You do know that cross-patching those together could be dangerous."
Morons, "What's the worse that can happen?"
Egon, "Are you familiar with the Tunguska Event?"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (kEeS6)
I read big foot was seen at Karaoke, it must be true.
Posted by: Big Foot at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (YNZGn)
Lmao.
Nearsider is trying to get drunker. My goal last year was to be slightly less drunk than the first year.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:13 PM (gW5Vg)
I was planning to go to MoMee this June. But that was before we decided to leave MA.
I keep telling my older brother that he'd better look in NM because I did & think it's not the best option.
I've settled on Marble Falls, Texas.
Posted by: Carol at April 14, 2015 03:13 PM (sj3Ax)
I still end up opening jars...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (qh617)
Especially if they are naked
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 03:13 PM (rDqRv)
Morons, "What's the worse that can happen?"
Egon, "Are you familiar with the Tunguska Event?"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (kEeS6)
Just don't start telling us about the Twinkie...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 14, 2015 03:13 PM (qh617)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (/kI1Q)
Cab ride, including tip (of 15%) is $50
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:13 PM (fwARV)
They can't stand her.
In short, they like her about as much as most of us like Jeb Bush. They say she's not a Progressive[TM], that she and Bill betrayed The Cause in the 1990s (when he was dragged, surly and snarling, toward the center); they also are whining that no one else who's a Real Progressive[TM] is available to carry the red banner toward communist utopia.
Oh, and the Repukes[TM] are all competing to be the next to ride in the Billionaire-Funded Clown Car full of all the homo-haters, womyn-haters, racists, yadda yadda yadda.
And did you know Henry Kissinger is a War Criminal? and Hillary was seen to be hugging the guy?
This actually explains a few things about the Proggie mindset. They're WAY out there in the weeds on the extreme Left end of the spectrum, looking for full-bore communism in every single thing but its label, and furious and impatient with anyone who trims his/her sails to the prevailing winds by so much as five degrees.
They're dangerous. Idiots, yes, but dangerous. And of course delusional. Screeching about the Koch Brothers[TM], but not a word nor a whisper about the Much Richer Warren Buffett and George Sore-ass.
Posted by: Beverly at April 14, 2015 03:13 PM (hyapZ)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (fwARV)
Thrust vectoring would also be a desirable characteristic.
Jus sayin
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 03:13 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: Big Foot at April 14, 2015 03:13 PM (YNZGn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:13 PM (gW5Vg)
I'm honestly surprised you didn't die the first year.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:14 PM (fwARV)
Hillary, does your van have a crapper, or do you use the gas station like the rest of us?
Hole in the floor, bucket with the bottom cut out and a toilet seat. Some assembly required.
Ha, you should see the suprised look on the faces of the rubes in the cars behind us.
Posted by: Hillary at April 14, 2015 03:14 PM (sQzB6)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (/kI1Q)
Sheeeeeeeit. Tell you friend that if she shows, I'll send the limo.
No shit.
Count on it.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 03:14 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 03:14 PM (evdj2)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (/kI1Q)
Appears to be about 25 minutes with a good portion of that being a single highway.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:15 PM (gW5Vg)
Jus sayin
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 03:13 PM (d4ZzM)
They've already got forward canards. You just have to manually operate them.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:15 PM (fwARV)
Humans are a sexually dimorphic species with two genders that have large phenotypic differences.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_dimorphism
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 14, 2015 03:15 PM (ZPrif)
294 171
I read big foot was seen at Karaoke, it must be true.
Posted by: Big Foot at April 14, 2015 03:12 PM (YNZGn)
Well, I saw a Werewolf at Trader Vic's... and his hair was perfect....
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 14, 2015 03:15 PM (qh617)
Posted by: physics geek at April 14, 2015 03:15 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 14, 2015 03:15 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Big Foot at April 14, 2015 03:15 PM (YNZGn)
When he says it, he effing means it.
Your friend has transport.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:16 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Carol at April 14, 2015 03:16 PM (sj3Ax)
They've already got forward canards. You just have to manually operate them.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:15 PM (fwARV)
You still have the description of the M1-A69 Bedroom Assault 'Ette?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 03:16 PM (d4ZzM)
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2015 03:06 PM (wAQA5)
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How am I supposed to take a dump in a van without a studly college freshman around to watch me?
Posted by: Hillary Rottham Clinton at April 14, 2015 03:16 PM (kRSSb)
How hard is it to get from Dulles to Arlington?
Asking for a friend.
How good looking is your friend?
Posted by: Bandersnatch who is too going to MoMe at April 14, 2015 03:16 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:14 PM (fwARV)
Lol. I've been in way worse shape than that. But it was damn expensive. Plus I didn't really want to piss in my bro in law's bushes again.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2015 03:16 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 03:17 PM (kQBSd)
Dracula was spotted at Miami Beach smoking some weed with Snoop Dog.
Posted by: Big Foot at April 14, 2015 03:18 PM (YNZGn)
Posted by: physics geek at April 14, 2015 03:15 PM (MT22W)
Is that your alliterative ginger gymnast girlfriend from the whirlpool?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:18 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 14, 2015 03:18 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 14, 2015 03:18 PM (b0o0k)
A soul-less ginger.
Is that Alicia Witt?
Posted by: Citizen X at April 14, 2015 03:19 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2015 03:19 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 14, 2015 03:20 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 14, 2015 03:20 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2015 03:20 PM (TOk1P)
Make it the next week and I am in.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2015 03:20 PM (7G/wk)
And all those Prog-rock concept albums about Atlantis makes me pretty sure it's twoo.
Pallas's "The Sentinel" and Eloy's "Ocean" being 2 of the best of them.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 14, 2015 03:20 PM (7ObY1)
Don't do tats. Distracting.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 03:21 PM (kQBSd)
Help who will save us?
Posted by: Big Foot at April 14, 2015 03:21 PM (YNZGn)
It also has provisions to track statistics and that sort of thing. I'm not sure it's enough, but getting more officers down there seems like it can only help.
$5 a left ear bounty. You supply your own grub, ammo, and pick your own AO..
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 03:21 PM (39oci)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 03:22 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Sodomy at April 14, 2015 03:22 PM (JtwS4)
The Atlanteans are no joke.
Posted by: Big Foot at April 14, 2015 03:22 PM (YNZGn)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 03:22 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 14, 2015 03:22 PM (eOpVe)
Her baby ain't that good looking.
Chelsea can afford to hire a stunt baby.
Posted by: toby928(C)
.......................
It's first trick will be to pretend to love Granny.
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2015 03:22 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 14, 2015 03:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Carol at April 14, 2015 03:23 PM (sj3Ax)
"Man Kills armadillo, but ricochet gunshot hits mother in law"
"Deputies say the bullet killed the armadillo, but bounced off the animal, hit a fence, traveled through the back door of the mother-in-law's mobile home and the recliner in which she was sitting, striking her in the back."
That's a country song right there.
Posted by: Lauren at April 14, 2015 03:23 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 03:22 PM (/kI1Q)
How many times have I heard that.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 03:23 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:18 PM (fwARV)
I was a physics major. Having ANY girlfriend, let alone a gymnast one, was a thing of fantasy. But hey, I had some cool Ral Partha miniatures, so it was just as good, right? RIGHT?
Posted by: physics geek at April 14, 2015 03:23 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 14, 2015 02:49 PM (0FSuD)
Is there a joke here ....or just your underlying bigotry?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2015 03:23 PM (7G/wk)
Posted by: Big Foot at April 14, 2015 03:23 PM (YNZGn)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (kQBSd)
Dueling Sybians? Could happen.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (UKJFR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2015 03:23 PM (7G/wk)
Not to Nip Pick, but you're misusing 'underlying'
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle, Crusher of Whores at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (vmAFq)
What is it with Texas and magic bullets?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 14, 2015 03:19 PM (7ObY1)
Pretty that it isn't.
Posted by: physics geek at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (MT22W)
Dueling Sybians? Could happen.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (UKJFR)
They're going to need a judges panel.
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (fwARV)
Hillary was the Secretary of State for the Atlantians...
Hell, my fat ass SANK that place.
Posted by: Hillary at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2015 03:25 PM (kEeS6)
That's horrible, what are we to do? I'm scared and worried that Cuba will take us over! Who will save us?
Posted by: Big Foot at April 14, 2015 03:25 PM (YNZGn)
Posted by: physics geek at April 14, 2015 03:25 PM (MT22W)
That's a country song right there.
Texas physics FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 03:25 PM (39oci)
Benny Hill has a more feminine figure.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 14, 2015 03:18 PM (b0o0k)
Well, and liked sex with men more than she does.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 14, 2015 03:26 PM (vgIRn)
So which journo got the most mud splashed on them? That's the one that Hillary! loves best.
Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle, Crusher of Whores at April 14, 2015 03:26 PM (vmAFq)
Posted by: Big Foot at April 14, 2015 03:27 PM (YNZGn)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (UKJFR)
Excuse me but what does this knob do? *turns to 10*
Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 03:27 PM (kQBSd)
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 03:24 PM (fwARV)
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You can be my Second in the duel. First, if you play your cards right.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 03:27 PM (UKJFR)
Who's driving the van, Lanny Davis?
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2015 03:28 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2015 03:29 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Rob at April 14, 2015 03:38 PM (AZQDo)
All my fellow Texans need to stock up on Silver Bullet Gun Oil so that ISIS terrorists will die unclean deaths; they need to learn Texas ain't Iraq.
Posted by: An Observation at April 14, 2015 03:42 PM (3kycG)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 14, 2015 03:43 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 03:27 PM (UKJFR)
Oh. I promise to play them however you tell me.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 14, 2015 04:03 PM (fwARV)
"The truck driver I met on this trip pays more taxes than hedge fund managers.
-Rodham the Lying Deceiver
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 14, 2015 04:06 PM (P330y)
Posted by: james at April 14, 2015 04:10 PM (rVEMe)
Posted by: JohnMc at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (ZVUS/)
Posted by: JohnMc at April 14, 2015 04:23 PM (ZVUS/)
After all of the...
Oh fuck it
Just fuck it.
It doesn't matter. The media isn't going to report anything that doesn't fit their agenda/narrative.
When the narrative yields a mushroom cloud over one of our cities, I hope they take a minute, pull each others dicks out of their mouths and ponder the idea of actual journalism and it's benefits. IE The many souls that will have died PRECISELY due to their unprofessional and criminally negligent reporting.
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at April 14, 2015 04:24 PM (MV2jA)
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Posted by: Van Jones at April 14, 2015 06:02 PM (jLStj)
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