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The Clintons Called the Secret Service 'Pigs' Chelsea was on the phone with friend when the agent walked in. "Oh, I've got to go," she said. "The pigs are here." At least in Chelsea's defense she was a young girl at the time just aping her parents' behavior, but Hillary truly seems to despise the agents - which is why protection duty for her is considered official punishment: As detailed in my book "The First Family Detail," Mrs. Clinton is so nasty to Secret Service agents who would lay down their lives for her that being assigned to her detail is considered a form of punishment and the worst assignment in the Secret Service. Also: Why Job 1 Is to Teach Millennials About the Real Hillary Kevin D. Williamson: Campus Rape and the 'Emergency': It's Always an Excuse for Authoritarianism We're in the midst of our own contemporary Salem witchcraft hysteria and in a few years it will seem just as insane as the 1980s satanic daycare abuse trials do now. This is not news, and it wasn't really news 20 years ago, either. There was not an epidemic of musically propelled Satanism in the United States in the 1980s. And there was no shadowy network of occultists infiltrating the nation's daycare centers, either. There was an epidemic of divorce and a great deal of stress as Americans attempted to manage the emergence of what we now euphemistically call "blended families" in unprecedented numbers. The actual face of villainy - absent fathers and neglectful mothers - was too terrible to contemplate. Better we should invent some dramatic fiction with which to comfort ourselves: The social virtue of horror movies is that they are unbelievable, relieving our anxiety rather than heightening it. Also: Welcome to Snitch Nation OMFG Guns Are Banned From the NRA Convention in Nashville!!!!!! So claims Moms Demand Action For Gun Sense. But of course as usual they're wrong. Marines To Upgrade Rifles, Investigate Use Of Hollowpoint Bullets There were four Geneva conventions and two additional protocols devoted to the humane treatment of civilians, POWs, and wounded or sick soldiers during wartime, but none of them discussed the use of certain kinds of ammunition. Tales From Those Non-Ideologues at The Nation Moreover, I'm not even sure why liberals are so determined to deny what is so obvious (though not to them, as I think most are sincere in their dogmatic belief in their own anti-dogmatism). We may believe slavery is bad on empirical grounds, but underneath those grounds lies the bedrock of principle, or yes, ideology. The abolitionists were not motivated primarily by green-eyeshade questions of economic efficiency. If I could prove that in some utilitarian sense that slavery was better for most people, but awful for just a few, I sincerely doubt, and would certainly hope, that liberals would not suddenly change their minds on the question. Alterman claims that liberals don't actually like high taxes. This strikes me as an odd claim, given that so much of contemporary liberalism's argument for higher taxes is suffused with moralizing language about the greed of the wealthy. Even president Obama has admitted that he would favor higher capital gains taxes even if they generated less revenue, out of a bias towards "fairness" not what works. Chowchilla School Bus Kidnappers To Be Paroled After 39 Years I have vague memories of this from my early childhood and the idea of burying kids alive in a truck was very disturbing to me at the time. Out-crazying the 'reasonable' psychopaths. Mike Judge: Truly a Seer of the Future Bette Claire Graham, She Truly Profited From Her Mistakes Bette Claire Graham always wanted to be an artist. But after graduation from Alamo Heights High School in San Antonio, Texas, she became a World War II war bride and then a mother. When her husband came home from the war, they were strangers and divorced. She moved to Dallas and became a secretary at the Texas Bank and Trust to support her and her son. She was promoted to executive secretary, the highest position a woman could attain at the bank at that time. And aficionados of pop culture will also know who her son is. Today's Kids React to Seeing a VCR For the First Time Step Away From the Kitchen While Your Rice Cooker Makes Mac and Cheese The Group knows what you did. Tonight's post brought to you by yay I love exploring caves!! Notice: Posted by permission of the hand behind the Ewok. Please e-mail overnight open thread donations to maetenloch at gmail. Also send offerings to Ace. And to his patron. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at April 08, 2015 11:10 PM (16bOT) 2
Finally!
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 08, 2015 11:10 PM (xVgrA) 3
Watch out for "Strap-on Scarecrow"
Posted by: wooga at April 08, 2015 11:10 PM (9aNb8) 4
Yay ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:11 PM (YOPoU) 5
Yay! ONT!
Posted by: DC in River City at April 08, 2015 11:11 PM (e+1S5) 6
Yay! It's time for the ORT -- The Overnight Rhubarb Thread
But beware the OYOT -- That way lies madness. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2015 11:12 PM (nMM1E) 7
g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 08, 2015 11:12 PM (KCxzN) 8
Time is fleeting....madness takes its toll.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 11:12 PM (T1005) 9
Hello, ONTholes.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 11:12 PM (tZQ3Y) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2015 11:13 PM (V70Uh) 11
Damn.
Maet is bringing the content. Dude, you don't have to work this hard. Take it easy. It is all good. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 11:13 PM (tZQ3Y) 12
Good evening Horde. A few words before I really get into the ONT.
Fuck that bitch, Barbie. Fuck her 3 story Dream Mansion Fuck her working elevator and dumbwaiter. Fuck her non numbered or lettered parts system. Most of all, fuck that bitch's directions which are nothing more than pictures with a couple arrows here and there. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:14 PM (GEICT) 13
Greetings. Another PhotoShop Lesson thing from me:
http://tinyurl.com/kxge9zy Other than the pretty woman face thing, it's all my work. I wish I could get a job doing this. On the other hand, I'm too drunk to be sober about careers. Or to be cool about fire safety. How does that GoFundMe work? Posted by: Null at April 08, 2015 11:14 PM (xjpRj) 14
Gadzooks! Mondo content.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 11:15 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:16 PM (YOPoU) 16
g'night, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 08, 2015 11:16 PM (KCxzN) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 11:17 PM (F2IAQ) 18
All this excitement about the content. I don't get it. It's just big words, and big ideas.
Posted by: Marie Harf at April 08, 2015 11:17 PM (qyomX) 19
Ha! One of my favorite PBF cartoons.
Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 11:17 PM (MYCIw) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 11:17 PM (tZQ3Y) 21
8 Time is fleeting....madness takes its toll.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 11:12 PM (T1005) But... theres a Light.... burning in the darrrrkkkneessss... Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 11:17 PM (qh617) 22
Wow, content up the Wazoo! Excellent!
Posted by: MrNatural at April 08, 2015 11:17 PM (/pOl7) 23
This took too long to scan.
*smokes gauloises cigarette. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2015 11:18 PM (Yp6Vn) 24
Did anyone see the latest episode of NCIS? They did a good job of telling about what a disaster and a clusterfuck Fast and Furious was. Of course thsypey didn't mention any of the politics surrounding why they even did it the first place (semiautomatic gun sanctions). Get this though: It happened in the Bush administration ('07-'0.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 08, 2015 11:19 PM (WhL/9) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 08, 2015 11:19 PM (PZ6/M) 26
Lauren,
Did you come down with a babeh??? Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 08, 2015 11:19 PM (xVgrA) 27
harry reid part 5
he's now hiv positive.....he fell on a naked erect male prostitute who was training him at the time Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2015 11:19 PM (u8GsB) 28
Evening all. I do believe the Liquid Paper Lady had a son named Peter Nesmith. Those of you who have lawns the need removal of humans may remember the band he was with.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 08, 2015 11:19 PM (hohwc) 29
That weren't no exercise band. Harry got his ass kicked.
And apparently got an eye put out. Kids, take heed. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 11:20 PM (tZQ3Y) 30
So that Spanish chick in the walkway of certain death...she has a really nice ass. I would.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 08, 2015 11:20 PM (e+1S5) 31
12 Good evening Horde. A few words before I really get into the ONT. Fuck that bitch, Barbie. Fuck her 3 story Dream Mansion Fuck her working elevator and dumbwaiter. Fuck her non numbered or lettered parts system. Most of all, fuck that bitch's directions which are nothing more than pictures with a couple arrows here and there. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:14 PM (GEICT) Should have just done like my dad and built a doll house yourself for your daughters. My sister's used that massive 3 foot thing forever. I think its still in my parents basement. Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 11:20 PM (zt+N6) 32
So if a SS agent doesn't take a bullet for Cankles, is he/she fired?
Now there a good GoFundMe campaign or so a friend told me Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:20 PM (YOPoU) 33
What is it with people and the free samples at Costco? I swear people get dumber the moment they see the free samples. All perception of what or who is around them disappears as they barrel towards the free samples then stand there gobbling the food down while their carts block the aisles.
Granted, I love the free samples as much as the next guy, but my parents raised me to be aware of my surroundings. Get off my lawn! Posted by: Iasonas at April 08, 2015 11:20 PM (DU875) 34
Not easy typing this, as I've still got DTs from the ONT withdrawl.
Still, I can feel the warmth of the fresh ONT hit surging through my veins, even now. Good thing is, I can quit any time I want. Really! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 08, 2015 11:21 PM (RzZOc) 35
Fuck that bitch, Barbie.
Fuck her 3 story Dream Mansion Fuck her working elevator and dumbwaiter. Fuck her non numbered or lettered parts system. Most of all, fuck that bitch's directions which are nothing more than pictures with a couple arrows here and there. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:14 PM (GEICT) don't assemble children's birthday presents whilst drunk....... Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2015 11:21 PM (u8GsB) 36
Due in July, Linda! Of course, my kids are all stinkers who come early, so we're guessing mid June instead.
Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 11:21 PM (MYCIw) 37
Why do I think that agents are going to look fondly on serving Hillary Clinton after a few years of dealing with Michelle.
Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 11:21 PM (zt+N6) 38
Evening all. I do believe the Liquid Paper Lady had a son named Peter
Nesmith. Those of you who have lawns the need removal of humans may remember the band he was with. Is that Mike Nesmith's brother, or cousin, or something? Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2015 11:21 PM (UVfht) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2015 11:21 PM (V70Uh) 40
I only called them pigs a couple of times. Well, okay...maybe a thousand.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 08, 2015 11:21 PM (Dwehj) 41
If you remember the other night I posted about the guy who drowned while helping his girlfriends child who had fallen out of the boat they were riding in. He had a 10 yr old son who is being cared for by his Grandparents, because the boy's mother is, in some peoples opinion, not a person that you want taking care of a child.
The grandparents are on limited incomes and were getting most of their money from the son who drowned, and could barely afford the funeral services. There's a GoFundMe page set up for him. http://www.gofundme.com/qph2z8 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 08, 2015 11:21 PM (Wo9OY) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:22 PM (YOPoU) 43
what a burn on that cartoon kid
Posted by: north and judd at April 08, 2015 11:22 PM (AIlH6) 44
I'm sorry but I have thread still open on Tsarneav Verdict. Anyone that thinks it's okay to bomb & or cause terrorist attack on a city only because it's in a Blur State is a sick SOB!
That's all! Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 11:22 PM (sj3Ax) 45
Yeah, I can maybe build an outhouse for a Barbie. But for some reason no-one would want to send Barbie into an outhouse built by a toilet-hobo
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 08, 2015 11:22 PM (AVEe1) 46
The Drone Wars. Begun, they have.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2015 11:22 PM (nMM1E) 47
Congrats!!! You left me in the dust. Let me know if you need anything. You have my email. I'll bring you some meals and such when the time comes to help you out.
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 08, 2015 11:23 PM (xVgrA) 48
BCoch, at our house we argue over who gets to put that sort of soft together.
Of course, we've got 3 generations of engineers running around..... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 08, 2015 11:23 PM (PZ6/M) 49
don't assemble children's birthday presents whilst drunk.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2015 11:21 PM Loaded 1%er like you should just have it hired out to be done. Silly Daddy Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:23 PM (YOPoU) 50
RE The Secret Service: They may have to protect Hillary but who says they have to take her shit? Tell her where she can stuff her attitude and if she doesn't like it and sends them away, she can go without protection. Are they going to fire the entire SS because they refuse to be abused?
Posted by: redbanzai at April 08, 2015 11:24 PM (5DGKy) 51
Step Away From the Kitchen While Your Rice Cooker Makes Mac and Cheese
That's like making brown rice in a cooker. Even the instructions on brown rice packages strongly warn you against it, yet it actually works if you are paying attention. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2015 11:24 PM (Yp6Vn) 52
Good on the Marines.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 11:24 PM (tZQ3Y) 53
Carol, i doubt it was any of the regular 'rons, so, there's that
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 08, 2015 11:25 PM (AVEe1) 54
Thanks, Linda. I will definitely be taking you up on that!
Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 11:25 PM (MYCIw) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:25 PM (GEICT) 56
>>>Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:14 PM
Blah blah blah. You'll still buy the Beach Cottage and all the associated crap, and build all that too. Because after 4 hours of cussing that bitch, you get to hear "THANK YOU DADDY!!!" and get the best hug ever. Posted by: DC in River City at April 08, 2015 11:25 PM (e+1S5) 57
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8 Time is fleeting....madness takes its toll..... Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 11:12 PM (T1005) But... theres a Light.... burning in the darrrrkkkneessss... Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 11:17 PM (qh617) If it's burning, it's "Burning in the fireplace"; if it's darkness, it's "There's a light......Light in the darkness of everybody's life." But there's no light burning in the darkness. Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 11:25 PM (T1005) 58
#33 I've observed that if you go to Sam's club on a Saturday and make a couple rounds of the free food sample carts, you won't need to eat lunch or dinner that day.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 08, 2015 11:25 PM (Wo9OY) 59
Is that Mike Nesmith's brother, or cousin, or something?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2015 11:21 PM (UVfht) ******* I sit corrected. Dagnabbit, I was *that* close. Ugghhh. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 08, 2015 11:26 PM (hohwc) 60
>>Good thing is, I can quit any time I want. Really
--- It's ok to be an addict Jim. It really is Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:26 PM (YOPoU) 61
Kevin Williamson is one the most perceptive writers around. His arguments are models of cool reason and clarity, confidently expressed.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 08, 2015 11:26 PM (8HGb7) 62
You better Lauren!!! If you don't I'll never take you to the range again!
Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 08, 2015 11:26 PM (xVgrA) 63
Fuck that bitch Barbie?
I had a date with her. Got to second base, although her tits were kinda hard. Got to third base. She was encouraging. We get her pants off, AND THERE IS NO OPENING! She couldn't even open her mouth wide enough to give me a BJ. Oh. She is so pretty and so willing but it wasn't meant to be. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2015 11:26 PM (V70Uh) 64
You'll still buy the Beach Cottage and all the associated crap, and build all that too. Because after 4 hours of cussing that bitch, you get to hear "THANK YOU DADDY!!!" and get the best hug ever.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 08, 2015 11:25 PM (e+1S5) Fuck you, you...you...you truth telling bastard. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:26 PM (GEICT) 65
44 I'm sorry but I have thread still open on Tsarneav Verdict. Anyone that thinks it's okay to bomb or cause terrorist attack on a city only because it's in a Blur State is a sick SOB! That's all! Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 11:22 PM (sj3Ax) Which dumbass is saying that? Don't let them sit in that thread to be forgotten. Shits that do this stuff deserve to be named and told what disturbed worthless fucks they are. Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 11:27 PM (zt+N6) Posted by: DC in River City at April 08, 2015 11:27 PM (e+1S5) 67
The Future is Here Now Slain pop star Selena will be resurrected as a hologram for an ambitious 2018 tour dubbed Selena The One. A company called Acrovirt will create a 'walking, talking, singing, and dancing digital embodiment' of the Grammy winner, who was gunned down at 23. Also, per the Daily Mail, Barry Manilow married a dude. Tres suprise. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2015 11:27 PM (kdS6q) 68
The funny thing is, my abject lack of human decency will mean absolutely nothing to my low information friends when they step into that booth in 2016 to elect me their queen for life.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 08, 2015 11:27 PM (Dwehj) 69
Maetenloch
Thank you! I was closing up open threads & saw comments & was ticked off. I was born & have lived near Boston my entire life. Can you ban those in thread where people say it's Boston & we somehow deserve it? Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 11:28 PM (sj3Ax) 70
I think Harry Reid should exercise more often
Posted by: Spudgirl at April 08, 2015 11:28 PM (4ZUb6) 71
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 08, 2015 11:25 PM (Wo9OY)
Ah, so it's the FSA supplementing their food stamps with even more food paid for by someone else. Crafty. Posted by: Iasonas at April 08, 2015 11:28 PM (DU875) 72
Which dumbass is saying that? Don't let them sit in that thread to be forgotten. Shits that do this stuff deserve to be named and told what disturbed worthless fucks they are.
Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 11:27 PM (zt+N6) That kind of shit is not entirely uncommon in the daywalker threads. The idea that some places deserve an attack more than others or "I wouldn't shed any tears if XYZ place got hit." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:28 PM (GEICT) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:28 PM (OsWis) 74
@12 - consider yourself fortunate you get pictures with a couple arrows.
That's more than you get with real women. Posted by: JEM at April 08, 2015 11:29 PM (o+SC1) Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 08, 2015 11:29 PM (xVgrA) 76
Buzzion,
I still have it open & will put names here. Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 11:29 PM (sj3Ax) 77
Secret Service should do the "under-attack-hustle" and literally bum-rush the Hildebeest from Suburban to door to stage to desk, restaurant, doctor's appointment, ad infinitum.
She should be handled like the Samsonite Gorilla handles a suitcase. They'd be closely protecting her. She would be safe. She would not be comfortable, neat, tidy or pleased. Which would make the rest of us, and presumably the Secret Service, very happy indeed. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 08, 2015 11:29 PM (RzZOc) 78
Guess we have a better idea why the SS agents get wasted, eh?
Anyone bet the Obamas are much nicer than Hillary? Jarrett, who inexplicably has her own SS detail - she, who asked a general to fetch her a drink? Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 11:29 PM (2TN4k) Posted by: Barely Manenough at April 08, 2015 11:30 PM (Dwehj) 80
The same idiots that would pay for a concert ticket to watch a hologram are the same idiots that are gonna vote for Barack The Hologram in 2020.
I suppose term limits don't apply to holograms. Posted by: Iasonas at April 08, 2015 11:30 PM (DU875) Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 11:30 PM (MYCIw) 82
"Can you ban those in thread where people say it's Boston we somehow deserve it?
" Saw that down below. Bad taste. Wrong headed. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 11:30 PM (tZQ3Y) 83
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The Future is Here Now Ok I want to see Hendrix SR. Vaughn Rory Gallagher And Frank Zappa. Barry hitched? Hubbies name Mandy? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:30 PM (YOPoU) 84
Who says SS agents have to take that, like the people they protect are freakin' royalty?
There is something very un-American about the whole thing. At some point we ought to have the right to say, "enough, you ingrates, pay for your own damn protection." Don't tell me it's their job. Anybody else in this country who took that kind of abuse from a boss, and could prove it, the federal government would be all over them like Bill on a 16 year old pedo island slave girl. Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2015 11:30 PM (Dj0WE) 85
Who did we piss off today? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:25 PM (GEICT) i upset john mccain today....seriously.....i finally got him to answer my question on the local radio show...... "are you now willing to admit that we have something to fear from an obama presidency" he said that comment was taken out of context and that he meant that obama wasn't a muslim...(he's such an ass)......he went on to say how obama is a bad president blah blah blah.....he took another question went to break came back and was still bothered by me....muttered that statement was out of context!!! then went on to talk about how the president attacked Christians on Easter..... then he announce that lindsey graham is going run for president and he'd be a good one.....omg....he's nuts Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2015 11:30 PM (u8GsB) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2015 11:31 PM (V70Uh) 87
Nice ONT, Maet.
Now back to being sick and looking forward to the Bruins AND The Penguins not making the playoffs! Posted by: Judge Sports Machine at April 08, 2015 11:31 PM (sSBdv) 88
i went to school with the sister of one of kidnapped until
the family moved to chowchilla. western town, home of the chowchilla stampede. Posted by: north and judd at April 08, 2015 11:31 PM (AIlH6) 89
I can easily understand the change in handgun ammo to hollowpoints, as neither round will penetrate soft body armor anyhow. But HP rifle rounds? Expect the enemy to start wearing SBA more and more in response.
Or am I missing something? Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2015 11:31 PM (nMM1E) 90
I'd like to stomp a mudhole in Harry Reid and walk it dry. Now when I say that, I didn't think someone would take it literally and actually do it.
Posted by: Han Yolo at April 08, 2015 11:31 PM (MNzex) 91
Harry Reid won't get the opportunity to spar more with his bro, because his bro got booked for DUI and assaulting a cop.
Either that, or a cop on Harry's payroll pulled him over, worked him over and made up some shit that won't get checked by Democrat media Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 08, 2015 11:32 PM (AVEe1) 92
67: Barry Manitslow should have been gunned down the day Mandy was released. What a vile, lame ass, pile of shit. And, don't get me started on Copa Cabana.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2015 11:32 PM (ucDmr) 93
74 @12 - consider yourself fortunate you get pictures with a couple arrows.
That's more than you get with real women. Posted by: JEM at April 08, 2015 11:29 Snickers Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:32 PM (YOPoU) 94
Google has become MiniTru
Don't think that the "Ministry of Truth" from George Orwell's novel 1984 could ever exist? Look no further than Google to prove that notion wrong. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8794 Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2015 11:32 PM (0Ew3K) 95
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Cooth! Got a pic for ya! https://tinyurl.com/mccrw4y Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:28 PM (OsWis) How'd you get that? Have you been talking to mom?!?!? Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 11:32 PM (T1005) 96
And here's Bush looking out for his lead agent in Chile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX3aaWlUmpc Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 11:33 PM (2TN4k) Posted by: Barely Manenough at April 08, 2015 11:33 PM (Dwehj) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:33 PM (OsWis) 99
WTG, Phoenixgirl!
Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 11:34 PM (MYCIw) 100
There is something very un-American about the whole thing. At some point we ought to have the right to say, "enough, you ingrates, pay for your own damn protection." Don't tell me it's their job. Anybody else in this country who took that kind of abuse from a boss, and could prove it, the federal government would be all over them like Bill on a 16 year old pedo island slave girl.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2015 11:30 PM (Dj0WE) That was done. Bill Clinton signed it into law. He was supposed to be the last president to get lifetime SS protection. W and Obama were supposed to be responsible for their own security after 10 years or something. Bush didn't do anything about the new policy. But once President special snowflake got in Congress went and reversed the law and now W and Obama get lifetime SS protection. Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 11:34 PM (zt+N6) 101
barry manilow is ghey?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2015 11:34 PM (u8GsB) 102
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Who did we piss off today? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:25 PM (GEICT) i upset john mccain today....seriously.....i finally got him to answer my question on the local radio show...... "are you now willing to admit that we have something to fear from an obama presidency" he said that comment was taken out of context and that he meant that obama wasn't a muslim...(he's such an ass)......he went on to say how obama is a bad president blah blah blah.....he took another question went to break came back and was still bothered by me....muttered that statement was out of context!!! then went on to talk about how the president attacked Christians on Easter..... then he announce that lindsey graham is going run for president and he'd be a good one.....omg....he's nuts Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2015 11:30 PM (u8GsB) Yay, phoenixgirl!!!! Stick it to him! Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 11:34 PM (T1005) 103
92 67: Barry Manitslow should have been gunned down the day Mandy was released. What a vile, lame ass, pile of shit. And, don't get me started on Copa Cabana.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2015 11 I think I should. You're a hoot when you're on a roll Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:34 PM (YOPoU) 104
I won't shed any tears if San Fran Nan's district gets a Persian Nuke up its ass.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2015 11:31 PM (V70Uh) ****** There are Ron's and Ettes everywhere in this Country. I see this attitude as really not being too cool at all. Plus, you know, attack on our Country and all that. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 08, 2015 11:35 PM (hohwc) 105
I won't file a police report, but this better not happen again, m'kay?
Posted by: Jackie at April 08, 2015 11:35 PM (3F6F8) 106
I sit corrected. Dagnabbit, I was *that* close. Ugghhh.
My next question was going to be about the love child of Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2015 11:35 PM (UVfht) 107
Barry Manilow was worth it just for the Me Forst and the Gimme Gimme covers.
Posted by: Judge Sports Machine at April 08, 2015 11:36 PM (sSBdv) 108
"Expect the enemy to start wearing SBA more and more in response.
The thought is this. Most don't wear BA. An expanding .223 round will do more to disable them than a solid round. If you're shooting .308 or 30-06 it starts to not matter as much, but, we don't. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 11:36 PM (tZQ3Y) 109
good job phoenix girl.
McCain needs to eat a big plate of his words every day from now til the primary Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 08, 2015 11:36 PM (AVEe1) 110
It was covered here on the HQ many years ago and yes the path is scary as shit as this video shows.
Yeah. No. The numerous holes in the walkway would seem to suggest that the whole thing could crumble at any moment. Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2015 11:36 PM (sdi6R) 111
For those that missed it, MWR went on an epic rant regarding snowflakes.
It should be required reading. So here it is: "Student reactions have clearly articulated that this is neither the venue nor the time to show this movie," the statement read. "We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community, and appreciate the thoughtful feedback provided to us by students." WARNING: Prepare for an MWR rant. It will contain profanity. Advertisers, I apologize - I've tried to be good. The other week I went on something of a rant on Twitter about how I'm sick of these lily-livered little campus snowflakes using the English language to call something violent which is not violence. This bullshit statement has just exploded my rage meter. "We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community-" FUCK THE EVER-LOVING BULLSHIT OUT OF YOU, you worthless slags and pussy-mouthed assclowns. NO ONE has been g-ddamned "harmed" by this SJW weepfest contrived by the oh-so-delicate flowers who have emerged from the fecund shit heap that is Millennial education. GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER, you mewling whorefaced little shitdemons. You know who WAS harmed? Chris Kyle. That's right, the American hero whose story is portrayed in "American Sniper." Oh, you don't want to call him a hero, you diarrhea-drenched bitch maggots? You want to call him a murderer, or a psychopath, or *GASP!* a white heterosexual male (OH THE HORROR!)? You want to say that the portrayal of Muslims and Arabs in the movie is "negative" and "culturally insensitive" and makes your poor little bladders leak because you feel "unsafe"? Not by the fact that those "culturally insensitive" Muslims and Arabs actually exist, but because - let me try and write this without punching something - because you don't want to be faced with the truth. You know what? FUCK. YOU. Chris Kyle went to war. He killed people in that war. You know why? So that those filthy jihadis he killed wouldn't come over here and murder YOU in your g-ddamned dorm rooms, surrounded by your bongs and "HOPE AND CHANGE" signs and free trade bohemian bracelets made by Shaolin nuns, or whatever other bullshit you keep close at hand to make you feel like your lives are worth a tinker's damn. Kyle went to war so that some ululating lunatic wouldn't invade your precious "safe spaces" and saw off your head with a dull knife, spilling your dainty, delicate blood all over your Play-Doh and staining your bedazzled dream journals claret. So that you in your sanctimonious toddler voices could have the OPPORTUNITY to call him a murderer and a psychopath, though if there were any true righteousness in this world every one of you who's dared say such a thing would have your tongues turned to slabs of lead for speaking such filthy lies. You little shitstains don't know the first thing about REAL pain. You don't know the first thing about ACTUAL suffering. You think you can stand there in your ivory towers of academia and condescend to preach MORALS and VALUES and ETHICS and INCLUSION when you've never permitted anyone to actually school you on what it IS to be moral, or to have values, or to be ethical, or to be - and I'm laughing as I write this - INCLUSIVE. How DARE you. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. You know what I think of weak stomached sperm stains like you? I don't. I don't think of you at all. I don't care if I offend you, because from where I stand it sounds like Cream of Wheat and lollipops fucking offends you. I don't think about your precious feelings, because from where I stand, all you ARE are your feelings. You're a raw nerve with no insulation against the brutality of the real world. You never grew the psychological and emotional scar tissue that countless generations before you have had to grow to get along in the world, because everyone's always given in to you pussies and your weak-wristed demands. I hope to God one of you reads this, and I hope beyond hope that you CRY. I hope you BAWL. I hope you feel like I've personally stepped into your "safe space" and smacked you across the face with a g-ddamn rusty gauntlet. Because I HAVE. I will be in your safe spaces forever, standing too close, hissing in your ear, reminding you that you're truly worthless; that you aren't fit to hold up your head when you're in the presence of REAL people. Because you AREN'T people. You're not even UNpeople. You are porcelain dolls painted with organically sourced pigments and placed on high shelves out of the reach of the clawing children of Real Life. You are too fragile to exist. Other people should have been teaching you to grow up since the day you were born, but they didn't and you were too lazy and pampered to do it yourself. So sorry-not-sorry, but I'm going to do it now. Welcome to the crash course on life, you simpering little fuckwits. Lesson #1: No one cares about your fucking feelings. Lesson #2: If you ever start to doubt Lesson #1, you get the gauntlet again Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:36 PM (OsWis) 112
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Google has become MiniTru Don't think that the "Ministry of Truth" from George Orwell's novel 1984 could ever exist? Look no further than Google to prove that notion wrong. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8794 I use DuckDuckGo for searches these days... Google is evil. Posted by: redbanzai at April 08, 2015 11:36 PM (5DGKy) Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 11:37 PM (2TN4k) 114
Yeah, I don't care where we get hit. Merica is Merica. An attack on one is an attack on all. That's pretty much the point of being a country.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:37 PM (GEICT) 115
86 I won't shed any tears if San Fran Nan's district gets a Persian Nuke up its ass.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2015 11:31 PM (V70Uh) So you're truly indifferent to the death of zombie? Do you really hate her that much? And what created this kind of bad blood between you guys? Posted by: Maetenloch at April 08, 2015 11:37 PM (pAlYe) 116
Ralphie capped me when I offered to teach him how to clean out his bb gun.
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 08, 2015 11:37 PM (XrHO0) 117
Way to go, phoenixgirl!
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2015 11:38 PM (sdi6R) 118
There are Ron's and Ettes everywhere in this Country. I see this attitude as really not being too cool at all. Plus, you know, attack on our Country and all that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty AH CAIN'T WAIT FOR CALIFORNIA TO SLIDE INTO DAH SEA. Posted by: routine comment on AoSHQ at April 08, 2015 11:38 PM (Yp6Vn) 119
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:36 PM (OsWis)
She will be reading that at the NoVaMoMe. It has been decided. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:38 PM (GEICT) 120
Barry Manitslow is everything that was wrong with the 70's. I trulely wished I would have never heard of that fucker ever again. The new Liberace.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2015 11:38 PM (ucDmr) 121
Holy crap Maet. Fucking loaded content. Still no Yoko ONT Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:16 PM (YOPoU) Shut. UP. Don't remind the bastard. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2015 11:39 PM (ynQIy) 122
A company called Acrovirt will create a 'walking, talking, singing, and dancing digital embodiment' of the Grammy winner, who was gunned down at 23.
Will the hologram be an image of her before or after some plastic surgeon made her look like Michael Jackson? Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 08, 2015 11:39 PM (zauWW) 123
I had a moment of "fuck NYC if it gets nuked". It was back in 2008, around the election. Christoph told me I was out of line. Yes, *that* Christoph.
I wasn't at all proud of myself and I took a timeout. Morons sometimes moron, and sometimes idiots idiot. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 08, 2015 11:40 PM (AVEe1) Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2015 11:40 PM (nMM1E) 125
According to the National Enquirer, the Could It Be Magic crooner's longtime friend and Palm Springs neighbor Suzanne Somers was the best man at the ceremony. The happy couple had a Greek Unorthodox ceremony..... Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2015 11:40 PM (kdS6q) 126
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2015 11:31 PM (V70Uh)
So you're truly indifferent to the death of zombie? Do you really hate her that much? And what created this kind of bad blood between you guys? Posted by: Maetenloch at April 08, 2015 11:37 PM (pAlYe) I was in a LIB mood one night and said something similar about NYC. CDB said he would pass my well wishes to his wife. I felt awful. Easy to be in a LIB mood. But be careful for what you wish for. There are morons everywhere Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:40 PM (YOPoU) 127
"Just stand out of the way, don't be seen.'"
If I was on the detail....hell yes. Active shooter? Just abiding by their wishes. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 11:41 PM (XAFOu) 128
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>> barry manilow is ghey? Ghey AND gay. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2015 11:40 PM (nMM1E) next you'll tell me boy george is ghey..... Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2015 11:41 PM (u8GsB) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:41 PM (OsWis) 130
>>A company called Acrovirt will create a 'walking, talking, singing,
and dancing digital embodiment' of the Grammy winner, who was gunned down at 23. Would people really pay to see a computer-generated performer or band?? Posted by: Gorillaz at April 08, 2015 11:41 PM (2TN4k) 131
I live 30 miles outside of NYC.
Posted by: Iasonas at April 08, 2015 11:42 PM (DU875) 132
115 >> So you're truly indifferent to the death of zombie?
There's also SF Goth, and no doubt a few other SF Morons. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2015 11:42 PM (nMM1E) 133
128: Get ready for this one, George Michael.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2015 11:42 PM (ucDmr) 134
For those that missed it, MWR went on an epic rant regarding snowflakes.
I'd pay good money to make MWR a graduation speaker as some liberal arts college... Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2015 11:43 PM (0Ew3K) 135
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128: Get ready for this one, George Michael. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2015 11:42 PM (ucDmr) nooooooooooooo! Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2015 11:43 PM (u8GsB) 136
A nuke going off anywhere in this country will be bad for a whole lot of us, regardless of where we live.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:43 PM (OsWis) 137
next you'll tell me boy george is ghey.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2015 11:41 PM George Michael? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:43 PM (YOPoU) 138
Yeah, I can TOTALLY see a 75-year-old millionaire working out with his favorite 4-year-old exercise band hooked to some random hook stuck in the wall of his bathroom when it "slipped" and shattered his face, took out an eye, broke several ribs, and threw him four feet.
IT COULD HAPPEN!!! Posted by: Socratease at April 08, 2015 11:43 PM (2GbWn) 139
Will the hologram be an image of her before or after some plastic surgeon made her look like Michael Jackson?
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 08, 2015 11:39 PM (zauWW) ****** C'mon now. This screams For a J Lo look alike figure who coincidentally actually played her in a movie that was, strangely enough, titled "Selena". Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 08, 2015 11:43 PM (hohwc) 140
what about gabe?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2015 11:43 PM (u8GsB) 141
I've just dropped Beth's rant into a text file for later perusal and enjoyment. It's that good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2015 11:43 PM (UVfht) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:44 PM (OsWis) 143
137: I gotta have faith I can wank in a shitter somewhere watching little boys.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2015 11:44 PM (ucDmr) 144
I've just dropped Beth's rant into a text file for later perusal and enjoyment.
I hope you have kleenex handy Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 08, 2015 11:44 PM (AVEe1) 145
111. SMFH. His comment needs to be an AoS post in it's own right, with it's own permalink and it's own comments.
We need to have it printed onto posters, and staple it to light poles around every college campus. Hell, Moo can even prove his worth and spend some of his (alleged) wealth, and run it in major cities newspapers as a full page ad. It needs to be laminated onto a baseball bat, and used to beat the shit out oh so very many faculty at schools, colleges and universities from coast to coast. And finally, it needs to be pinned to the shirt of Bergdahl as he's tied to the firing squad post. Oh, one last thought. President Cruz should read it at his inauguration. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 08, 2015 11:44 PM (RzZOc) 146
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For those that missed it, MWR went on an epic rant regarding snowflakes. I'd pay good money to make MWR a graduation speaker as some liberal arts college... Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2015 11:43 PM (0Ew3K) what thread? i missed it Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2015 11:45 PM (u8GsB) 147
129 BC,
The Cream of Wheat and lollipops fucking was especially giggle-worthy. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:41 PM (OsWis) It's absolutely hysterical along with fucking brilliant. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:45 PM (GEICT) 148
That was done. Bill Clinton signed it into law. He was supposed to be the last president to get lifetime SS protection. W and Obama were supposed to be responsible for their own security after 10 years or something. Bush didn't do anything about the new policy. But once President special snowflake got in Congress went and reversed the law and now W and Obama get lifetime SS protection.
Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 11:34 PM (zt+N6) I don't have a problem with the lifetime assignment, as a general rule. We don't want, after all, foreign or domestic nutjobs taking out former WH occupants, like we're India or Pakistan. But there should be an opt-out clause. Abuse these people, and we WILL rescind the offer to keep you safe. We have the ability to protect former First Ladies. We don't have the obligation to subject American citizens and federal workers to being treated like slaves though. Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2015 11:45 PM (Dj0WE) 149
Man, sounds like the Secret Service needed to give Hillary a code red. Posted by: Darth Randall at April 08, 2015 11:45 PM (KlVdw) Posted by: irongrampa at April 08, 2015 11:46 PM (jeCnD) 151
IT COULD HAPPEN!!! Posted by: Socratease at April 08, 2015 11:43 PM (2GbWn) Now what kind of person gets the shit beat out of him and doesn't file a products liability case?,yeah, thought so. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:46 PM (YOPoU) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:46 PM (OsWis) 153
Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585872826172710913 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585873079827439616 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585873223851581440 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585873407016710144 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585873618732744704 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585873906973724672 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585874891724947457 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585875285444268034 Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2015 11:46 PM (GrXXa) 154
>>Now what kind of person gets the shit beat out of him and doesn't file a products liability case?,yeah, thought so.
The shit beat out of him AND a change or heart about retiring. That's one powerful, influential exercise band.... Posted by: Gorillaz at April 08, 2015 11:47 PM (2TN4k) 155
Larry 'Exercise Band' Reid > Harry 'Punching Bag' Reid
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2015 11:47 PM (nMM1E) 156
111. SMFH. His comment needs to be an AoS post in it's own right, with it's own permalink and it's own comments.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim /pedant he was reposting a comment by MWR from earlier. /pedant Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2015 11:47 PM (Yp6Vn) 157
Hell, Moo can even prove his worth and spend some of his (alleged)
wealth, and run it in major cities newspapers as a full page ad. Only if there is a minimum 30% return on my investment. Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 08, 2015 11:47 PM (Dwehj) 158
I take the nuke this, nuke that. It's venting. Don't make me sick MWR on you for your 'feelings'
Hell, live next to and work in the belly of Mordor and I'm sure I have wishe SMOD or some other fun event on it many times. *now to scroll up and read Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 11:48 PM (XAFOu) 159
Hairy "I got speedbagged" Reed. Can't trust shit anymore.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2015 11:49 PM (ucDmr) 160
I think it was socks but other regulars I'm not sure of.
I'll be watching them. There is no reason to celebrate death of anyone as most of us are Christians. I am glad when known Terrorist dies, but other than a very ill family member that had no chance death to anyone is barbaric. Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 11:49 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 11:49 PM (tZQ3Y) Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2015 11:49 PM (UVfht) 163
pedant
SMFH is a she. I know she was reposting MWR's comment. Point remains, MWR's comment needs it's own front page space and permalink. /pedant Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 08, 2015 11:50 PM (RzZOc) 164
Hold it..., something has replaced the VCR?
No one told me... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 11:50 PM (F2IAQ) 165
Way to go Paula.....Way to go.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 08, 2015 11:51 PM (TF10X) 166
Barry Manilow is kind of morphing into Liberace. Just look at him. I never knew he was Teh Ghey though. I always thought that he was a ladies man when I was a kid.
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at April 08, 2015 11:51 PM (fLKzW) 167
Fenelon Spoke told one of offenders off.
He's A regular & I'm going to watch for content of comments. Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 11:51 PM (sj3Ax) 168
Well, I actually did stuff. Here is the comment I think carol was referencing:
-------He picked a deep blue city in a deep blue state. Meh. Posted by: Trump at April 08, 2015 03:17 PM (0O51C) And yeah. Fuck that guy in particular. And anyone that sort of agrees with him. 8 months ago, I lived in a deep blue state. About 2 miles from Weirddave and Gingy. Maybe 4 miles from VIA. And about 2 dozen other morons within 50 miles. All Americans. Does my life have value now that it didn't last July, simply because of my zip code? What about my wife and kid? My politics stop waaaay before asking if the victims agreed with me about the marginal tax rate before deciding if I'm ok with my countrymen getting slaughtered by 7th century goat fucking maniacs. That thought is one that can only be held by a total monster. Posted by: DC in River City at April 08, 2015 11:51 PM (e+1S5) 169
@Gnubreed-It's a match grade bullet. The way the bullets are manufactured leaves a small "hollow point" at the end of the bullet. They have tried this before years ago, sort of like the "cop killer" bullets. Pure bullshit. If you go to a Sierra Bullets (MatchKing) or Berger Bullets site take a peek at the match grade bullets.
Posted by: JROD at April 08, 2015 11:51 PM (wnwJC) 170
How'd you get that? Have you been talking to mom?!?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 11:32 PM (T1005) ********* It occurs to me that if HPL were writing today, he wouldn't be winning any Hugo awards, which just goes to show what a worthless concept that is in the first place. Anytime you institutionalize something, it will be coopted and corrupted by self serving assholes. Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 08, 2015 11:51 PM (3F6F8) 171
Fuck that bitch, Barbie.
Fuck her 3 story Dream Mansion Fuck her working elevator and dumbwaiter. Fuck her non numbered or lettered parts system. Most of all, fuck that bitch's directions which are nothing more than pictures with a couple arrows here and there. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2015 11:14 PM LMAO, thanks for the first real chortle of the day. If I can put something together backwards it will happen. I do need directions, or rather my wife to interpret them for me. Posted by: Farmer at April 08, 2015 11:52 PM (o/90i) 172
Yeah, I don't care where we get hit. Merica is
Merica. An attack on one is an attack on all. That's pretty much the point of being a country. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk Hear, hear! Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 08, 2015 11:52 PM (/Ho8c) 173
Hold it..., something has replaced the VCR?
No one told me... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 11:50 PM (F2IAQ) ***** RS 232 controlled laser discs. Do try and keep old chap. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 08, 2015 11:52 PM (ilEsF) 174
But, I'd pay for a used Marine Springy from WW2.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 11:52 PM (tZQ3Y) 175
/pedant Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 08, 2015 11:50 PM (RzZOc) Leave my aunt out of this! Posted by: Harry Reid (P) ederast at April 08, 2015 11:52 PM (XAFOu) 176
I take the nuke this, nuke that. It's venting. Don't make me sick MWR on you for your 'feelings'
Hell, live next to and work in the belly of Mordor and I'm sure I have wishe SMOD or some other fun event on it many times. *now to scroll up and read Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 11:48 PM (XAFOu) The "let Californica slide into the sea" thing, that's just a cliche. As you say, an expression of frustration. Talking about nuking American territory though, I'm not going there. To me that's like burning the flag. Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2015 11:52 PM (Dj0WE) 177
brace yourselves. Ricky Martin, too.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 08, 2015 11:53 PM (JO9+V) 178
Fenelon dropped an F-bomb.
I was shocked. So yeah, when some folks talk about nuking cities here in the US, that gets to some folks, especially those living in probable target areas. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:53 PM (OsWis) 179
That was so full of WIN that I copied and pasted it to Notepad. Holy Epic Orgasm of Truth, Batman!
That makes me want to go down to the corner and knock out the spineless jellyfish of bitchdom that works behind the counter of my local Gulp n' Blow. I wanna get a Red, White and Blue suit tailored and down Coca-Cola and Budweiser, (shut up fag), while singing God Bless America from the back of a Ford F-150 Super-Duty, firing roman candles at nee'r do-wells and a 1911 into the air! Holy Christmas, Zippidy-Fucking Doo-Dah! -Thanks for re-posting that! Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at April 08, 2015 11:53 PM (16bOT) 180
Talking about nuking American territory though, I'm not going there. To me that's like burning the flag.
No, it's like burning hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians... because that's what it is. I don't care much about the flag. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 08, 2015 11:54 PM (AVEe1) 181
I love what sad puppies is doing but it really doesn't matter to me if their picks win the Hugo. The thing that matters is rewarding the authors and I've already bought everything on the sad puppies list.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 08, 2015 11:54 PM (zauWW) Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 11:55 PM (MYCIw) 183
164 Hold it..., something has replaced the VCR?
No one told me... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 11:50 PM (F2IAQ) Video killed the radio star. And then 'The Real World' killed the video star. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 11:55 PM (XAFOu) 184
I use Ixquick for searches, for one thing it doesn't remember prior searches & doesn't keep IP address.
Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 11:55 PM (sj3Ax) 185
-Thanks for re-posting that!
Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at April 08, 2015 I cut /pasted forwarded Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:55 PM (YOPoU) Posted by: irongrampa at April 08, 2015 11:55 PM (jeCnD) 187
178 Fenelon dropped an F-bomb.
I was shocked. So yeah, when some folks talk about nuking cities here in the US, that gets to some folks, especially those living in probable target areas. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:53 PM (OsWis) When and where? Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 11:56 PM (XAFOu) 188
50 internet memes in under 100 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_6XQp08pgM Sadly, I recognized all but a few of the memes... Posted by: The Political Meme at April 08, 2015 11:56 PM (0Ew3K) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:57 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 11:57 PM (tZQ3Y) 191
When and where?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 11:56 PM (XAFOu) ***** Ruh Roh. A newer, better rant May be building.... Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 08, 2015 11:57 PM (ilEsF) 192
I'm gonna go get some ice cream. Anybody want any while I'm up?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:57 PM (YOPoU) 193
For those of you keeping score at home at the number of nukes it would take to shut down life as we know it in the USA, the number is surprisingly low.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at April 08, 2015 11:58 PM (JgC5a) 194
The "let Californica slide into the sea" thing, that's just a cliche. As you say, an expression of frustration.
Talking about nuking American territory though, I'm not going there. To me that's like burning the flag. Posted by: BurtTC I fail to see the distinction, other than the scientific illiteracy of the former. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2015 11:58 PM (Yp6Vn) 195
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111. SMFH. His comment needs to be an AoS post in it's own right, with it's own permalink and it's own comments. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim /pedant he was reposting a comment by MWR from earlier. /pedant Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2015 11:47 PM (Yp6Vn) Both MWR and SMFH are 'ettes. Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 11:58 PM (T1005) Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 08, 2015 11:58 PM (Dwehj) Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 11:58 PM (MYCIw) 198
RWC, same thread that Carol was speaking about, regarding some snide comments about nuking NY.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:58 PM (OsWis) 199
To be fair, Fen did use asterisks between the F and the K.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:59 PM (OsWis) Posted by: irongrampa at April 08, 2015 11:59 PM (jeCnD) 201
How about a little Uptown Funk.
Uh sort of. Ok not really. Shaolin Monk https://youtu.be/ufdrkhGT_dc Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 11:59 PM (zt+N6) 202
Both MWR and SMFH are 'ettes.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 11:58 PM (T1005) And they are hawt Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:59 PM (YOPoU) 203
The "let Californica slide into the sea" thing, that's just a cliche. As you say, an expression of frustration.
A little mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYRldZsVO9I Posted by: The Beachfront Vegas Hat at April 08, 2015 11:59 PM (0Ew3K) 204
Yes, tell me why you don't care much about the flag, please?
Posted by: irongrampa *backs away from the blog slowly* Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 09, 2015 12:00 AM (/Ho8c) 205
Carried the m14 until I got out.
Posted by: irongrampa ---------------- It remains my weapon of choice. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 12:00 AM (F2IAQ) 206
192 I'm gonna go get some ice cream. Anybody want any while I'm up?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:57 PM (YOPoU) Bowl of Vanilla White Priveledge with Multi CultI sprinkles. No waffle cone...because..racist! Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 09, 2015 12:00 AM (XAFOu) Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 09, 2015 12:00 AM (/Ho8c) 208
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I take the nuke this, nuke that. It's venting. Don't make me sick MWR on you for your 'feelings' Hell, live next to and work in the belly of Mordor and I'm sure I have wishe SMOD or some other fun event on it many times. *now to scroll up and read Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 11:48 PM (XAFOu) The "let Californica slide into the sea" thing, that's just a cliche. As you say, an expression of frustration. Talking about nuking American territory though, I'm not going there. To me that's like burning the flag. Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2015 11:52 PM (Dj0WE) On the flip side, we've nuked American territory....mostly in Nevada, but..... Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 12:01 AM (T1005) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2015 12:01 AM (GEICT) 210
true cooth,
and with the exception of GIs sunbathing in the afterglow of a detonation, folks generally weren't nuked. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:02 AM (OsWis) 211
In passings: Bill Griffiths, the roller derby impresario who built the sport in Los Angeles and glamorized the local Thunderbirds with sexy stars and over-the-top stunts, died Sunday at a nursing home in Tarzana. He was 91. At one time his skating empire extended into Canada, Mexico, Australia and Japan, and he was credited for bringing sex appeal and soap opera plots to the banked track. "My Thunderbird girls aren't the old cement-mixer broads of the old days," he told the magazine. "They're pretty. Where is it chiseled on a granite wall: 'Thou shalt be a grim purist'? " tinyurl.com/q8qks4u www.latbirds.net/team_photos/1974.htm RIP Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 09, 2015 12:03 AM (kdS6q) 212
I think Harry Reid should exercise more often
Posted by: Spudgirl at April 08, 2015 11:28 PM OK, this is a threadwinner. Made me cry laughing. Posted by: Farmer at April 09, 2015 12:03 AM (o/90i) 213
Anyone else want some?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2015 12:01 AM (GEICT) ***** Sure man, thanks. A little butter and salt would be cool. Getting set to watch fireworks in April. Soccer chair deployed. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 09, 2015 12:03 AM (hohwc) 214
Talking about nuking American territory though, I'm not going there. To me that's like burning the flag.
No, it's like burning hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians... because that's what it is. I don't care much about the flag. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 08, 2015 11:54 PM (AVEe1) Poorly worded on your part, and I'm not talking about actually nuking anyone, I'm talking about people talking about nuking American territory. Talking about it is not the same as doing it. Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2015 12:03 AM (Dj0WE) 215
>>>Yes, tell me why you don't care much about the flag, please?
I'm gonna give BTH the benefit of the doubt here. I think he was saying that a burning flag is not an apt comparison for hundreds of thousands of actual burning bodies. The former offends me. The latter is an unspeakable horror which would have both of us, and millions of others, demanding to be sent downrange to deliver vengenance. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 12:03 AM (e+1S5) 216
*passes the popcorn seasoning*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:04 AM (OsWis) 217
I am sharing the evening with the Captain. Sorry can't share with anybody. He gets pissed.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2015 12:04 AM (ucDmr) 218
Hello SMFH!
Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2015 12:04 AM (sj3Ax) Posted by: irongrampa at April 09, 2015 12:04 AM (jeCnD) Posted by: Barbie at April 09, 2015 12:04 AM (F2IAQ) 221
Ah, so.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 09, 2015 12:04 AM (/Ho8c) 222
Thank you for your service, irongrampa.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 09, 2015 12:04 AM (/Ho8c) 223
Again for the groundlings, 'he', 'him', 'his' are gender neutral pronouns. Full stop. That's English grammar 101 and has been for several hundred years.
Oh, sure, the neo-puritans of the post-modern academy insist otherwise, but we're not giving into their crusade of stupid, are we? Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 12:05 AM (Yp6Vn) 224
On the flip side, we've nuked American territory....mostly in Nevada, but.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 12:01 AM (T1005) A little mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbK8IkXYqpI Posted by: The Political Bomb at April 09, 2015 12:05 AM (0Ew3K) 225
Burning the flag is the proper way to dispose of it. Turn it in to the Legion of Honor, they do this regularly.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at April 09, 2015 12:05 AM (JgC5a) Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 12:05 AM (e+1S5) 227
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192 I'm gonna go get some ice cream. Anybody want any while I'm up? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 11:57 PM (YOPoU) Vanilla, please. And hold the Cream of Wheat and lollipops. Posted by: Ian Galt at April 09, 2015 12:05 AM (dmepw) 228
Hey Carol!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:06 AM (OsWis) 229
Me.
Posted by: Barbie at April 09, 2015 12:04 AM (F2IAQ) *straps M80 to your back* *lights fuse* *walks away* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2015 12:06 AM (GEICT) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:06 AM (OsWis) 231
229 Me. Posted by: Barbie at April 09, 2015 12:04 AM (F2IAQ) *straps M80 to your back* *lights fuse* *walks away* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2015 12:06 AM (GEICT) Pop her head off and give her the "fat head" look instead. That's probably far worse to the vapid blond obsessed with looks than outright destruction. Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2015 12:07 AM (zt+N6) 232
I detect some negative vibes here tonight, so I will cheer things up a bit.
John McCain will run for another term! Posted by: Thor's feather duster at April 09, 2015 12:07 AM (JgC5a) 233
Burning the flag is the proper way to dispose of it. Turn it in to the Legion of Honor, they do this regularly.
I think it's funny when idiots try to burn the flag and set themselves on fire. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2015 12:07 AM (UVfht) 234
Say that again, please.
Yes, tell me why you don't care much about the flag, please? 1. Because it's a symbol of Federal unity, and doesn't have anything much to do with the Constitution. 2. Because it's not really my flag. I was born under the Union Jack. 3. Because flag-burning is political speech. It's certainly not comparable to people-burning (which is the contrast I was trying to make). #1 is probably the best reason. If you think states' divorce from the Federal Empire is the best option - as I've increasingly come to think - then the flag needs to lose a star or two. At least. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 09, 2015 12:07 AM (AVEe1) 235
>I'm gonna give BTH the benefit of the doubt here< Ok,I'll buy that for 2 reasons--he's ni troll and the phrasing was kinda poor. Posted by: irongrampa at April 09, 2015 12:07 AM (jeCnD) 236
And hold the Cream of Wheat and lollipops.
Posted by: Ian Galt at April 09, 2015 12:05 AM (dmepw) ****** For God's sake, do not get the Tootsie Roll option. Just.....trust me on this. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 09, 2015 12:07 AM (hohwc) 237
Hey everybody.
Okay, jobs. Got to my first interview a few minutes late because of unforeseen freeway traffic, so I tried to call the person I was supposed to meet. Wouldn't you know it, she was on some phone calls anyway... so if I hadn't left her a message apologizing for being late, she never would have known. On top of that... I actually interviewed *along with* another candidate, which was weird. So then I had to use the boy's room, but the building where the first interview was... well, didn't want to use the restrooms there. OCD, you know. I knew that my next interview was in a beautiful office tower though, just a few minutes away. So I get there... and it's in a multi-building series of towers, and I can't find #5. Finally I noticed a #5 that had a *different name* than the rest of the office complex. And, they had the good ol' paid parking garage. But I still had some time (about 40 minutes 'til 2pm, my interview time) so I went in, got my stuff, and started trudging down this kinda looong concrete walkway, which passed through an artificial lake, to the building lobby. Well, I guess I musta missed the giant "WATCH YOUR STEP!!" sign because the walkway had a step down to the concrete right ahead of the lobby doors. I took that extra six-inch drop hard on my right foot, darted like Bruce Jenner '76 for about five feet, and then landed right on my chin. Thank God, some people (including a very nice, large-sized black man) asked me if I was okay, and helped me up. I had some pain and scraped my knee as well, but nothing horrific; mostly I was just pretty embarrassed. So I go to the super high-tech screen in the lobby that says "touch for directory." I touch it. Nothing. I touch it again, harder. Still nothing. Sigh. But they said they were on the 8th floor. Decided if this wasn't the right building, I could call this second company and explain my predicament. In the meantime, I get to the elevators which took me to the 8th floor fairly quickly, and THANK GOD, there was a sign right across from the elevators indicating the office I was looking for was indeed there. So now I have to find the restroom and my... body is losing patience with me. Found it, went, used the toilet (thankfully, nice and flushed and clean) and then get in front of the mirror and discovered: I had ripped the pocked of my dress shirt, *and* I had a nice bloody shiner on my lower chin. I also landed a bit on my jaw and front teeth, which still ache a tiny bit. But, I was right on time for this interview. Literally 5 minutes early. So I got in and met a nice young woman who explained that the job is basically the care, feeding and burping of a CEO who wants everyone to let him know everything without ever having to read his email, answer his phone, or talk to anybody any more than he absolutely has to. SIGH. Oh well. Still have a shot at both jobs IMHO. I *think* I did okay and avoided talking too much, while still passing on good info, at both interviews. I explained my shiner to the second interviewette, who seemed to understand. And after the second office gave me literally a *stack* of credits for their parking garage, I still had to pay $2.50 for parking. Oh well, not bad. The original price was something like $6.75. Life, life, life... ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:08 AM (elbY7) 238
200 Yes, tell me why you don't care much about the flag, please?
Posted by: irongrampa at April 08, 2015 11:59 PM (jeCnD) Because the flag is merely a symbol of the country - it's not the same as the country or its people. So harming even the lowliest, most ignorant American is infinitely worse than damaging a piece of cloth used as a symbol of America. Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:08 AM (pAlYe) 239
Burning the flag is the proper way to dispose of it. Turn it in to the Legion of Honor, they do this regularly.
Posted by: Thor's ----------------- Local Scout troop. Takes flags and once a year holds proper ceremony to retire them. Posted by: Barbie at April 09, 2015 12:08 AM (F2IAQ) 240
The "let Californica slide into the sea" thing A little mood music: Posted by: The Beachfront Vegas Hat Nope -- This: Shango - Day After Day (It's Slippin' Away) https://youtu.be/ow7ilAs0ZfA Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 09, 2015 12:08 AM (kdS6q) Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 12:08 AM (4KRjm) 242
Speaking of nuking.
Can we all agree that the shitstains who are bringing back the Teletubbies should have a uranium enriched enema...stat!!! Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 09, 2015 12:08 AM (XAFOu) 243
Helmet Cam Shows Americans Coming Under Gunfire From Islamic State
http://tinyurl.com/lucfenr Love how the guy on the ground says the air support was a joke, but the military called it a success. Pssst, guys on the ground have final say. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 09, 2015 12:08 AM (F0Cog) 244
24 Did anyone see the latest episode of NCIS? They did a good job of telling about what a disaster and a clusterfuck Fast and Furious was. Of course thsypey didn't mention any of the politics surrounding why they even did it the first place (semiautomatic gun sanctions). Get this though: It happened in the Bush administration
Its Hollywood. Bush is there "Emmanuel Goldstein". Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 09, 2015 12:09 AM (Gk3C1) 245
24 Did anyone see the latest episode of NCIS? They did a good job of telling about what a disaster and a clusterfuck Fast and Furious was. Of course thsypey didn't mention any of the politics surrounding why they even did it the first place (semiautomatic gun sanctions). Get this though: It happened in the Bush administration
Its Hollywood. Bush is there "Emmanuel Goldstein". Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 09, 2015 12:09 AM (Gk3C1) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:09 AM (OsWis) 247
John McCain = example #2397 for why we need term limits
Posted by: Iasonas at April 09, 2015 12:09 AM (DU875) 248
Speaking of nuking.
Can we all agree that the shitstains who are bringing back the Teletubbies should have a uranium enriched enema...stat!!! Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA ***** Sulfuric Acid enema Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 09, 2015 12:09 AM (F0Cog) 249
{{{chi}}}
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:10 AM (OsWis) 250
I don't think I'd mind too much if that Persian Nuke headed towards Stretch's bidet was low-yield and didn't affect anything beyond that.
Her house in S.F. isn't far from mine. Posted by: Hank at April 09, 2015 12:10 AM (xpSop) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 09, 2015 12:10 AM (XAFOu) 252
W and Obama were supposed to be responsible for their own security after 10 years or something. Bush didn't do anything about the new policy. But once President special snowflake got in Congress went and reversed the law and now W and Obama get lifetime SS protection.
Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 11:34 PM We've got a fucking grifter as pres. You all know it. Posted by: Farmer at April 09, 2015 12:10 AM (o/90i) 253
My roommate has been bringing home,for me 2 Oatmeal Raisin cookies freshly baked every morning & I weigh more than I have in at least ten years! It's a good thing. All other pastries were too filling to,eat more later.
I'm sorry for those that have to lose weight but those cookies are only thing that worked. Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2015 12:10 AM (sj3Ax) 254
Oh and all you fucking vanilla lovers, bite me. Tonight's choice was home made brownies covered by Moose Tracks. I believe in celebrating diversity.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:10 AM (YOPoU) 255
I think Harry Reid should exercise more often Posted by: Spudgirl at April 08, 2015 11:28 PM OK, this is a threadwinner. Made me cry laughing. Posted by: Farmer at April 09, 2015 12:03 AM (o/90i) ----------------- I'll second both these notions. Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2015 12:10 AM (KlVdw) 256
I mean, mileages may vary, and I do not mean to lessen the sacrifices US veterans made "for the flag". But if we're talking WW2, they were also made for the entire Western world. Korea, for the freedom of the world from Mao's and Kim's tyranny. Vietnam, ditto.
Those sacrifices were done *for us*. They were not done for the District of Columbia's own form of fascism. Sooner or later we are all going to have to decide whether we rally around a flag or around a constitution. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 09, 2015 12:11 AM (AVEe1) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:11 AM (OsWis) 258
Barry Manilow. You know how if certain people you meet like certain movies, books, etc...you know that you'll be friends?
Well Barry Manilow is like that for me...in reverse! Posted by: GatorGirl at April 09, 2015 12:11 AM (Twf4a) 259
Sulfuric Acid enema Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 09, 2015 12:09 AM (F0Cog) Something about a newsletter and I wish to subscribe. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 09, 2015 12:11 AM (XAFOu) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:12 AM (elbY7) 261
John McCain = example #2397 for why we need term limits
Posted by: Iasonas **** John McCain Targets Tea Party Activists in Alleged Arizona GOP Purge http://tinyurl.com/k2owrcp And he succeeded by stuffing the ballot box. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 09, 2015 12:12 AM (F0Cog) 262
Has anyone else gotten e-mails from MUMR demanding Anna Puma's e-mail address or contact info?
I already know about MUMR's obsession, but I've suddenly gotten a bunch of e-mails from different accounts. The e-mails came from: Lol Five lolz303@aol.com and Alex Solzenitsin spoqq@hotmail.com If there is any e-mail meta-data I can provide to help block MUMR, I'd gladly forward on to Pixy. Posted by: The Political Hat at April 09, 2015 12:12 AM (0Ew3K) 263
Oh and all you fucking vanilla lovers, bite me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian You know there's a test for that; Do you eat "milk chocolate?" Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 12:12 AM (Yp6Vn) 264
I don't think anyone is trying to argue that nuking a city and burning a flag are at all comparable. The nuking is obv infinitely worse.
However, a symbol though it may be, that flag is still important. It stands for something. Something that means something to me. Means something to a lot of people. So yeah, the flag burning shit pisses me, and others, off. A lot. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2015 12:12 AM (GEICT) 265
Oh man, Steve. Hopefully your good humor about your fall charmed them. Good luck! When are you supposed to hear back?
Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2015 12:12 AM (MYCIw) 266
Actually, we're all a bit off in our descriptives.
They're 'Ettes, and very highly esteemed 'Ettes, at that. Hotness only adds to the allure. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2015 12:13 AM (RzZOc) 267
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BTH, you a citizen here? If so, it's your flag. If not, honor it as I would yours. Flag is a symbol of the COUNTRY, not the Federal gov't. Flag burning is in NO way an expression of free speech--it is WILFUL and malicious DESECRATION of our national symbol and by extension, a denial of the precepts and ideals we were founded on. Posted by: irongrampa at April 09, 2015 12:13 AM (jeCnD) 268
So harming even the lowliest, most ignorant American is infinitely worse than damaging a piece of cloth used as a symbol of America.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:08 1 lowly most ignorant American ir a flag. Jesus Maet tough call this time of night. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:13 AM (YOPoU) 269
262 Has anyone else gotten e-mails from MUMR demanding Anna Puma's e-mail address or contact info? I already know about MUMR's obsession, but I've suddenly gotten a bunch of e-mails from different accounts. The e-mails came from: Lol Five lolz303@aol.com and Alex Solzenitsin spoqq@hotmail.com If there is any e-mail meta-data I can provide to help block MUMR, I'd gladly forward on to Pixy. Posted by: The Political Hat at April 09, 2015 12:12 AM (0Ew3K) wtf. Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2015 12:13 AM (zt+N6) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:13 AM (OsWis) 271
On the flip side, we've nuked American territory....mostly in Nevada, but.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 12:01 AM (T1005) Actually we've nuked a lot of America. I think something like 5 or 6 states have had nuclear bombs set off in them over the years. Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:13 AM (pAlYe) 272
MH - I see you got re-connected.
Posted by: Barbie at April 09, 2015 12:13 AM (F2IAQ) 273
If there is any e-mail meta-data I can provide to help block MUMR, I'd gladly forward on to Pixy.
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 09, 2015 12:12 AM (0Ew3K) I know of several other people who have been contacted by MUMR. Pretty much everyone is simply ignoring him. No reason to encourage the behavior. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2015 12:14 AM (GEICT) Posted by: eman at April 09, 2015 12:15 AM (MQEz6) 275
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 09, 2015 12:11 AM (AVEe1)
Um okay - I'm not with this guy. Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:15 AM (pAlYe) 276
Sheds trouble-making doll sock
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 12:15 AM (F2IAQ) 277
Let's not fall into the trap of false dichotomies. If we're attacked, of course we must decimate the attacker. But it would still be preferable that the target would be some area here that enabled the attacks in the first place. Somewhere like SF or Chi or Detroit. Kind of like karma, or poetic justice.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 09, 2015 12:15 AM (cIoI4) 278
Damn Maet,
That is a tough one... Flag or the JEF having a frag hammered up his ass... *pours drink* Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:15 AM (OsWis) Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2015 12:16 AM (sj3Ax) 280
I was the first to say that McCain ENDOSED obama with that remark. I stand by that, today. That remark ended McCain's campaign. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2015 12:16 AM (ApGbT) 281
Lauren, thanks! 'Hearing back' is yet another issue.
It turns out BOTH jobs have additional stuff I have to do. The first wants me to go to a nearby staffing agency to register and test. Okay, fine, except that I'm already a bit tired of filling in online applications. I'll do it and go to the agency of course, but not sure if I want to get as dressed up as I usually do. And the second job? They want me to do a 'research assignment' and said they would e-mail it to me. They're an investment firm and they told me a lot of my job will be researching new up-and-coming companies to see if their stocks are purchase-worthy. Been six hours, no e-mail from them yet. Will call them again tomorrow, I guess. Still, they both promised quick results once they get their info. The first said "ASAP," the second said that if they were happy with my homework, I'd hear back in a week. Okay. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:17 AM (elbY7) 282
I live in SF and fuck you.
I hope a fucking tornado eats your double wide. Posted by: Thor's feather duster at April 09, 2015 12:17 AM (JgC5a) 283
1 lowly most ignorant American ir a flag. Jesus Maet tough call this time of night.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:13 AM (YOPoU) Not at all. Unless you're completely lacking a moral compass. Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:18 AM (pAlYe) 284
Somewhere like SF or Chi or Detroit. Kind of like karma, or poetic justice.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf If Buzzfeed or Salon had an article encouraging terrorists to hit red states over others, would you find that problematic? Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 12:18 AM (Yp6Vn) 285
So yeah, when some folks talk about nuking cities here in the US, that gets to some folks, especially those living in probable target areas.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 11:53 PM (OsWis) Last I heard, the base we live on is on the Ruskies' top 5 list of places to nuke. We've made preparations, but we chose to take the risk, which is different than the civilians in Boston or San Francisco. Posted by: pookysgirl is recuperating at April 09, 2015 12:18 AM (7rvs9) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:18 AM (YOPoU) 287
Lauren, I *was* thinking the bloody spot on my chin might earn me some empathy points at the interview. ;-)
We'll see. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:18 AM (elbY7) 288
Stupid debates going on...
IF we're attacked by a smart enemy, Lib enclaves won't necessarily be the first. Military strongholds probably will be. Think about that. *they are not necessarily exclusive, I know. Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 12:19 AM (4KRjm) 289
MH, LOL and thanks. ;-)
Coulda been worse I guess, I coulda had a run-in with Harry's 'exercise equipment.' One good piece of news: after all was done, I was hungry, and I actually know of a Sonic restaurant not too far away (I've *never* had them before). Got a cheeseburger, coke and some jalapeno poppers. Poppers were restaurant-quality, and the cheeseburger... well, it was good. Reminded me of what the Whopper tasted like 30 years ago, before BK completely ruined them. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:20 AM (elbY7) Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2015 12:20 AM (sj3Ax) 291
I mean, mileages may vary, and I do not mean to lessen the sacrifices US veterans made "for the flag". But if we're talking WW2, they were also made for the entire Western world. Korea, for the freedom of the world from Mao's and Kim's tyranny. Vietnam, ditto.
Those sacrifices were done *for us*. They were not done for the District of Columbia's own form of fascism. Sooner or later we are all going to have to decide whether we rally around a flag or around a constitution. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 09, 2015 12:11 AM (AVEe1) I'm not going to argue with you. If you don't understand, you don't understand. However, I was in a museum recently. On a wall was a large flag of Texas, which had flown during the Civil War. Now, I'm not from Texas, and if you must know I would have been on the other side during that war, but the flag clearly meant something very important to the people who rallied around it, fought and died for it. I can respect that, and honor those who feel it deeply. Whether I feel the same as they is entirely irrelevant. Many of us here feel that way about the American flag. And frankly I don't give a damn about whether YOU think American Soldiers Sailors and Marines fought and died, not for the rest of the damn world, but for THIS country, which is what the flag stands for. Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2015 12:20 AM (Dj0WE) 292
>>Flag or the JEF having a frag hammered up his ass...
*pours drink* Heh. Reminds me of a question posed by a Moron a few weeks ago: If Barack and Michelle both fell overboard and you only had one life preserver, what sandwich would you make? Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2015 12:20 AM (2TN4k) 293
>>>However, a symbol though it may be, that flag is still important. It stands for something. Something that means something to me. Means something to a lot of people. So yeah, the flag burning shit pisses me, and others, off. A lot.
I agree. Protected political speech. Sure. Your right to burn the flag is protected from arrest and trial by government agents. I am not a government agent. Burn the flag in my presence, and you will also find you have the right to face me in unarmed combat. I don't lose many fights. And yes, afterwards, government agents will come and arrest and try me for assault. I'm cool with that. I'll be getting out of jail right about the time Mr. Protectedpoliticalspeech is eating solid food again. I consider that a fair trade. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 12:21 AM (e+1S5) 294
I live near Ft Hood.
So yeah, I'm not all that keen on nuking US cities, no matter what. But I'd still take a frag and hammer to the JEF's ass if it meant saving this country from nuclear annihilation. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:22 AM (OsWis) 295
There is no place in the USA that deserves to be nuked or deserves it more than some other place here.
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2015 12:22 AM (MQEz6) 296
Not at all. Unless you're completely lacking a moral compass.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:18 AM (pAlYe) And the little gleam in my eye and curled lip while I wrote that was not seen. Goes to show some humor shouldn't be tried at home. I don't want any Americans bombed or burned. I would like to see the LIVs see the light and help us return this country to the great country it once was. I have more of a compass than I let on Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:22 AM (YOPoU) 297
I know of several other people who have been contacted by MUMR. Pretty much everyone is simply ignoring him. No reason to encourage the behavior.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2015 12:14 AM (GEICT) Anna should set-up a gofundme page for ammo... Posted by: The Political Hat at April 09, 2015 12:22 AM (0Ew3K) 298
I know of several other people who have been contacted by MUMR. Pretty much everyone is simply ignoring him. No reason to encourage the behavior.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2015 12:14 AM (GEICT) If you've been contacted by MUMR, please do not respond in any way and if possible, avoid discussing it in public. If you have any specific info, please send it to a cob. MUMR is disturbed and possibly may be dangerous. Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:22 AM (pAlYe) 299
Just wanted to throw this out there, in light of the whole Russian hacking situation.
"Russia is our #1 geopolitical foe." -Romney He wasn't saying they were our most dangerous enemy. He wasn't saying they were our financial enemy, which he attributed to China. He was talking about the seedy, under the radar, manipulations that would take place by the Russian state or the higher ups within the country itself. And, here we are. Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 09, 2015 12:23 AM (FNlbs) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:23 AM (OsWis) 301
If you have any specific info, please send it to a cob. MUMR is disturbed and possibly may be dangerous.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:22 AM (pAlYe) Fucking spectacular. I have a list of several email addresses he's used. Should I forward those? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2015 12:24 AM (GEICT) 302
MUMR is Kilgore Trout. Satan is waiting for that fucker.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2015 12:24 AM (ucDmr) Posted by: The Political Hat at April 09, 2015 12:24 AM (0Ew3K) 304
If Barack and Michelle both fell overboard and you only had one life preserver, what sandwich would you make?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2015 12:20 AM (2TN4k) Toasted whole wheat. Bologna, 2 thick slices. Horseradish spread and a little lettuce Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:25 AM (YOPoU) 305
299,
Thus the move back to Cheyenne Mountain. China having subs with missile capabilities doesn't help matters much either. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:25 AM (OsWis) 306
I see Ace has been posting a lot of articles from Ashe Schow recently.
Does anyone else think she's really cute? I sure do! Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 12:25 AM (a5m3K) 307
And the little gleam in my eye and curled lip while I wrote that was not seen.
Sadly our set of emoticons is limited here. :-] Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:25 AM (pAlYe) Posted by: The Political Hat at April 09, 2015 12:26 AM (0Ew3K) 309
Maet, in any better mood these days? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:26 AM (elbY7) 310
Go PG!!! Way to piss off Greg Stillson!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2015 12:26 AM (2ON8c) Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2015 12:26 AM (MYCIw) 312
WTF happened to MUMR anyways?
I remember once upon a time, he wasn't as batshit insane. Did Anna turn him down? Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:26 AM (OsWis) 313
The "cream coated Tootsie Roll" is still lingering. Yuck.
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 12:26 AM (wnwJC) 314
Those sacrifices were done *for us*. They were not done for the District of Columbia's own form of fascism.
Sooner or later we are all going to have to decide whether we rally around a flag or around a constitution. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 09, 2015 12:11 AM (AVEe1) ** It is not an either or proposition. It is both. I know you were not born here, and thus lack a sense of what being a U.S. Citizen is all about. I will give you that leeway, one time, and one time only. Do not ever try and tell us what should be important to us As Americans. This not a cafeteria thing, as much as many would like to believe that it should be. Our Constitution, rights and symbols are all treated as if we were born with them. They are interconnected. DO NOT try and separate them as a basis for any argument you choose to make. Ever Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 09, 2015 12:26 AM (hohwc) 315
take out military targets first. Then go after the large population areas.Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:23 AM (OsWis) -------------- That's only in the case of smart military power. If you are just looking for a body count to impress your jihadi friends it will be large, compact population centers first. Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2015 12:27 AM (KlVdw) 316
The "cream coated Tootsie Roll" is still lingering. Yuck.
Posted by: JROD Scanning is your friend, amigo. Scan and disremember. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 12:28 AM (Yp6Vn) 317
>>>Sadly our set of emoticons is limited here. :-]
Presented without comment: Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha. (I actually like the (non) functionality of this place. I try to read comments at WZ or somewhere, and it's all scary and confusing. Then again, I'm simple.) Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 12:28 AM (e+1S5) 318
309 Maet, in any better mood these days? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:26 AM (elbY7) Do I fucking seem like I'm in a better goddamn mood, asshole? Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:28 AM (pAlYe) 319
Night horde.
And yeah, I joked before about nukes/cities. Just really realized the fuck up in office now CAN make that a reality. Just REALLY sinking in now. G'night horde. Stay safe. *off to listen to unabridged version of WWZ for happier thoughts. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 09, 2015 12:28 AM (XAFOu) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:28 AM (OsWis) 321
I might have missed a thread about it earlier but...
anyone have thoughts about Walter Scott? I'm sorry but this time IMHO, it looks like 'incompetent cop with a siege mentality.' If anyone has other info however, please pass it on. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:28 AM (elbY7) 322
For boulder terlit hobo
http://tinyurl.com/ogdsyry Don't let the door hit your "arse" on the way out. Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2015 12:29 AM (zt+N6) 323
Good evening, all. Just wanted to pop in and say hi before I crash out for the night. Had to shell out $250 at the vet today since my batshit crazy dog finally caught an ATV. Fortunately, no broken bones, just a lot of bruising to her leg. So she'll be limping around for a few weeks on doggie pain-killers. Hopefully she's learned her lesson, too.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 09, 2015 12:29 AM (nL0sw) 324
Maet, that's good. They told me the boss at that second interview could be nasty. Gotta toughen up. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:29 AM (elbY7) 325
@292
Darlin' you're thinking too small. 1) I throw the life preserver to Barack. I think it would be interesting to see if he is selfless enough to save his wife, or if he saves himself with no hesitation whatsoever. It would be a very interesting sociological experiment. 2) If Barack were to perish, it would only grow his historic legend. He would be breathed in the same breath as others. "Lincoln, Kennedy, Obama" as presidents dying before their time. Do we really want him to go down as some sort of legend versus what he really should be known as: a failed president? Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 09, 2015 12:29 AM (FNlbs) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:29 AM (OsWis) 327
258
My ex-wife was a Barry Manilow fan. That should have been a sign, but nooooo.... Whassup, Horde? Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:29 AM (rJUlF) 328
Michael Nesmith was the smart one. And talented too - a taste of what he wrote for Nitty Gritty Dirt Band -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVUHWFY0w1Y Posted by: George Tirebiter at April 09, 2015 12:30 AM (91kn2) 329
318 309 Maet, in any better mood these days? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:26 AM (elbY7) Do I fucking seem like I'm in a better goddamn mood, asshole? Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:28 AM (pAlYe) More giggles Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:30 AM (YOPoU) 330
Has anyone else gotten e-mails from MUMR demanding Anna Puma's e-mail address or contact info?
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 09, 2015 12:12 AM Same here, I posted about it last ONT to warn Anna. She already knew about it. Posted by: Farmer at April 09, 2015 12:31 AM (o/90i) 331
FYI the limited set of emoticons that pixy allows us can be found here: http://smilies.mee.nu/
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:31 AM (pAlYe) 332
Willie Nelson is a living fossil. Holy fuck!
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2015 12:32 AM (ucDmr) 333
Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 12:28 AM (e+1S5)
I agree. I like the simplicity here. I don't want to scroll through a bunch of memes/cat pics to have a conversation. And please pixy, never sell out to Disquss. Hate that with a passion. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 09, 2015 12:32 AM (XAFOu) 334
If Buzzfeed or Salon had an article encouraging terrorists to hit red states over others, would you find that problematic?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 12:18 AM (Yp6Vn) ****** I didn't mean to suggest that we should encourage such attacks. And yes, I realize there would be innocents there, I'd never wish for that, but if it had to occur, would prefer it to be there. That's the problem with conservatives. Our consciences will be the undoing of us. As a matter of fact, Obama's "deal" is a version of what you stated. The left doesn't seem to have a conscience anymore. And that's only a conclusion I've come to after many years of being shocked and bewildered by their actions. Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 09, 2015 12:32 AM (cIoI4) 335
But no general ampersand privileges because you are unworthy.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:32 AM (pAlYe) 336
327 258
My ex-wife was a Barry Manilow fan. That should have been a sign, but nooooo.... Whassup, Horde? Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian Yeah my ex liked Elton John. The bitch is back was her theme song. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:33 AM (YOPoU) 337
335 But no general ampersand privileges because you are unworthy.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:32 AM (pAlYe) &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2015 12:33 AM (GEICT) 338
Time for the old folk. Again, y'all are Americans, and this is yet the most exceptional country on the planet.
Never forget that. Goodnite, good people. Stay safe. Posted by: irongrampa at April 09, 2015 12:34 AM (jeCnD) 339
@weft cut-loop-Figures I'm the only idiot that reads all of the comments. On the dis-remembering on what I have read here. Too late I'm scarred for life. German Fecal Porn and butt chugging Listerine are still too fresh, I'm trying though.
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 12:34 AM (wnwJC) Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2015 12:34 AM (e1wLT) 341
@321
I absolutely think the cop overstepped his bounds, and it is absolutely awful. I think he should be removed from the force without question. However, I agree with Jesse Watters, er he agrees with me, I mean. It's awful, but I just don't think it is racial. I don't think the cop stood there and said, "This guy is black, I'm pulling the trigger." I think if a white guy would have ran, the cop (wrongly I might add) would have responded the same way. Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 09, 2015 12:34 AM (FNlbs) 342
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Steve, here have some of mine. Don't let Maet push you around. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:34 AM (YOPoU) 343
>>>anyone have thoughts about Walter Scott?
I watched the video. Bad shoot, plus the cherry on top of tampering with evidence. If I'm on the jury, cop gets LWOP. Agents of the state have a *higher* degree of liability (that's not the exact right word, but whatever) when it comes to use of deadly force. For those saying no premeditation, I say that pointing a gun a someone and squeezing the trigger *is* premeditation. What did you think was going to come out of the barrel? A little BANG flag? I will, of course, change my mind if new, exculpatory evidence comes out. But the fact that cop was indicted for murder tells me that's not likely. Bad shoot. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 12:34 AM (e+1S5) 344
(I actually like the (non) functionality of this place. I try to read comments at WZ or somewhere, and it's all scary and confusing. Then again, I'm simple.)
Posted by: DC ---------------- I agree. it's straightforward. I have no problem with it at all. Well..., except for the being banned part. Even that imparts a certain panache. We're a small, elite group. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 12:35 AM (F2IAQ) 345
Zubeidat Tsarnaev sent a text to a
supporter saying in part: 'America is the real terrorist and everyone knows that... 'my boys are the best of the best' Lovely woman. /sarc Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2015 12:35 AM (2TN4k) Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 09, 2015 12:35 AM (F0Cog) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:36 AM (elbY7) Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2015 12:36 AM (e1wLT) 349
Okay, here's a trivia question (posted from safely-off-your-lawn): In which Monkees ep do we actually get to see Mike "dancing" with his mom?
SMFH, don't know if you saw when I posted it the other night, but Taliesin Nexus is accepting applications for their summer workshop. http://talnexus.com Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 09, 2015 12:36 AM (iuQS7) 350
Bad shoot.
Posted by: DC --------------------- Yeah..., and too bad. The guy's wife is 8 months pregnant. Just adds to whole thing. I can't imagine what moved the guy to shoot. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 12:36 AM (F2IAQ) 351
Ampersands! I have ampersands! It finally happened. (breaks down crying).
&&&&& Hello little ampersands!! Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 09, 2015 12:37 AM (F0Cog) 352
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 09, 2015 12:32 AM (cIoI4)
****** Concern Status: [ ] Noted [X] Not noted If you are cool with any attack anywhere, just fuck right off. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 09, 2015 12:37 AM (hohwc) 353
348: Nah, he's still alive. I always thought he sucked. I just saw him my t.v.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2015 12:37 AM (ucDmr) 354
331 FYI the limited set of emoticons that pixy allows us can be found here: http://smilies.mee.nu/
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:31 AM (pAlYe) Any chance a limited unbanning take place? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:37 AM (YOPoU) 355
Tickled, Mike and DC, agreed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:38 AM (elbY7) 356
Willie Nelson and Mike Nesmith killed each other in a battle to the death over a chilli dog and a bag of chips?
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2015 12:38 AM (MQEz6) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:38 AM (OsWis) 358
When that building collapsed a couple weeks ago in NYC, some people stopped to take selfies with the wreckage in the background. People died in that collapse.
One young woman who took such a selfie was outed as a former Dem party worker. When fellow blue area people die, a Dem takes selfies as if it's fun or something. What does that say about how they will react if a red state is attacked? Posted by: Iasonas at April 09, 2015 12:38 AM (DU875) 359
G'night IG.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 12:38 AM (F2IAQ) 360
@SMFH-Alabama Hot Pocket sounds better than Gutted Hedgehog though.
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 12:38 AM (wnwJC) 361
335 But no general ampersand privileges because you are unworthy.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:32 AM (pAlYe) Bwwwwaaahhhhh &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2015 12:38 AM (2ON8c) 362
"take out military targets first."
Which goes to the adage: "........professionals discuss logistics." Had the 9/11 terrorists crashed those same four planes into well-selected areas along the Houston Ship Channel and Texas City, we'd still be paying $12 to $20 per gallon for gas. If and when you could find some, that is. And the chemical precursors vital to nearly every phase of manufacturing? Gone, for years. Farming would take a massive hit, too. Our great military would have quickly burned through whatever the politicians had allowed to remain in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, too. We might have at least got some emergency legislation, handcuffing the EPA and courts so new refineries could be built in something less than 30 years. Might. Have. Oh, and Long Beach is still a major target, even though the Naval Shipyard is long gone. Busiest container port in the U.S., you think they're not gonna prioritize it as a target? I forgot what Great Lakes ports were the keys to the Iron Ore industry, but you can dambetcha they're on the list, too. We can only hope that any attacker is stupid enough to think only of tactics and strategy. After all, the Japanese failed to hit the fuel oil tanks and dry docks at Pearl Harbor. Had they taken those out, we'd have never got back on our feet in time to turn the tide in the Pacific. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2015 12:38 AM (RzZOc) 363
Greetings all.
Now that the weather has warmed, I have discovered the long frozen deer that had jumped into my basement window well sometime during the winter. I've done some dirty jobs in my day....... Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (l3vZN) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (OsWis) 365
"I can't imagine what moved the guy to shoot."
It is possible that he is just a garden variety emotional dumb ass who never should have been given a gun in the first place. There is always that. Posted by: Thor's feather duster at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (JgC5a) 366
Yo, MH! Thanks for the email today.
FYI, for those of you who care...you know about the lovely brunette (hereafter referred to as Ms. D) whose been coming to karaoke to hear me sing. I finally asked for her number and got it, and asked her out a couple of days later. Ms. D is not dating these days (She gave me her reasons why, which a mutual friend later confirmed), but she did ask for my number too, and is cool with getting together for coffee. I'm choosing to look for the positives in this, since she didn't say a relationship was totally out of the question. This doesn't feel like the usual friendzoning. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (rJUlF) 367
>>>So she'll be limping around for a few weeks on doggie pain-killers.
Probably Tramadol. At least that's what my doggeh got before it got scheduled by the feds. FYI, Tramadol and red wine is pretty fun. So I hear, anyway. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (e+1S5) 368
#328: His mom was pretty clever, too. She invented Liquid Paper.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (a5m3K) 369
Michael Nesmith is dead?
Sad. I hate fucking monkeys, not Monkees, btw. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2015 12:34 AM (e1wLT) Nope, not dead. Nesmith comments are picking up on Maet's story about his mom, Liquid Paper lady. Posted by: George Tirebiter at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (91kn2) 370
I'm trying though.
Posted by: JROD Yeaaarrgg, thanks for the reiteration of the stuff I had over-scanned. Again, consider it a training exercise; scan and move, scan and move. *mall ninja roll* Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 12:40 AM (Yp6Vn) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:40 AM (OsWis) 372
Willie Nelson and Mike Nesmith killed each other in a battle to the death over a chilli dog and a bag of chips?
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2015 12:38 AM (MQEz6) My money is on the "Munchies Death Match" is on the guy with his own brand of choom. Posted by: Country Singer at April 09, 2015 12:40 AM (nL0sw) Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2015 12:40 AM (e1wLT) 374
Go, Captain Whitebread! I hope things work out for you!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 12:40 AM (a5m3K) 375
373 What a weird way to go. But they died doing what they loved.. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2015 12:40 AM (e1wLT) Its a shame that Jeff Goldblum was collateral damage though. Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2015 12:41 AM (zt+N6) 376
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:36 AM (elbY7)
Yes, they were for you. But, cool you have them. I will leave them out for others to use Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:41 AM (YOPoU) 377
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (rJUlF)
Hate to say it bro, but you were friend zoned. Posted by: Iasonas at April 09, 2015 12:41 AM (DU875) 378
you mean WHITE OUT? Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2015 12:42 AM (e1wLT) 379
who the fark calls it liquid paper?? Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2015 12:42 AM (e1wLT) Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2015 12:42 AM (sj3Ax) 381
BurtTC @ 291
Well said. Thank you. I hold no grudges, but I'm guessing that those that don't "get it" don't have The Flag folded neatly in a walnut case. Much less two... And yes, I fly it every day here at home. Proudly. Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 12:43 AM (0lSVc) 382
#369: I didn't see that. Usually I read the post before commenting, but the one time I don't I end up saying something redundant. Such is life.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 12:43 AM (a5m3K) 383
Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (e+1S5)
Nothing that strong. The vet (who incidentally is new to the office and is really cute) prescribed Vetprofen, so really more an anti-inflammatory than anti-pain. Posted by: Country Singer at April 09, 2015 12:43 AM (nL0sw) 384
>>>I can't imagine what moved the guy to shoot.
You know how people are always talking about militarized thug cops? Yeah, that. You're busting a guy for a broken taillight and back child support, not kicking down doors in Fallujah. Or he's just a bitch that couldn't outrun or outfight a fat 50 year old. Either way, I'll cry for his family exactly as much as I'll cry for the family of any other criminal. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 12:43 AM (e+1S5) 385
Any chance a limited unbanning take place?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:37 AM (YOPoU) Well I'd totally be willing to accept your unbanning brownies if I thought I could deliver. But I could always pass your request and *most* of the brownies on to ace who might get a better response from pixy. Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:43 AM (pAlYe) 386
Abe Vigoda just tore an elk in half and feasted on its beating heart.
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2015 12:43 AM (MQEz6) 387
Remember that old joke?:
"How can you tell when a blonde's been using the computer?" "There's white-out on the monitor screen." Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:44 AM (elbY7) Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 09, 2015 12:44 AM (F0Cog) 389
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (rJUlF) Coffee is cool can lead to afternoon delight. If you play that I know what happened Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:44 AM (HHawz) 390
The thing to me that is crazy about the whole Walter Scott situation is that the outrage (thus far) seems relatively muted.
I mean in this case, there is video evidence. There is tampering with the crime scene, planting a weapon, all that. Still, it has not dominated the news cycle. With Mike Brown, there was NO video. Witnesses supported the cop's version of events. The grand jury and State department ruled in favor of the police. And yet, people were still protesting and rioting and all that. Something is screwy here. Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 09, 2015 12:44 AM (FNlbs) 391
MWNP,
Hooah. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (OsWis) ***** Thank you very much. I hope you are doing great! Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 09, 2015 12:45 AM (hohwc) 392
Why is WHITEOUT good and a BLACKOUT bad?
Racists assholes. Check your privilege. See what y'all did? Y'all triggered me. Now I need my blankie. Posted by: Social Justice Whoremonger at April 09, 2015 12:45 AM (OsWis) 393
288
Stupid debates going on... IF we're attacked by a smart enemy, Lib enclaves won't necessarily be the first. Military strongholds probably will be. Think about that. *they are not necessarily exclusive, I know. Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 12:19 AM (4KRjm) A smart enemy would probably detarget lib enclaves -- even those with military significance -- because he figured the useful idiots would hinder effective retaliation. Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 12:45 AM (T1005) 394
About the folks who say they wouldn't mind if a major city on either Left Coast got nuked. I'd like to ask you something:
Are you out of your flippin' MINDS? You'd be okay with a major economic hub being wiped off the face of the map simply because you disagree with the politics of the majority of people who live there? Do you realize who you sound like? You sound like their lunatic fringe. You sound like Ayers and Dorhn. I don't like progressive ideology. I think it's highly destructive to society. But I cannot condone the rank and file people who hold those views dying simply because I don't agree with them politically. We decry that when it comes from their side. It's one tactic we do not need to emulate. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:45 AM (rJUlF) 395
Well horde adios. I am leaving tomorrow for Lost Wages. I will not be checking in much, but will try to spew some cheesehead venom from time to time. Looking forward to visiting our son and watching the maniacs that are the NHRA. Keep the barrel clean for me o.k?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2015 12:45 AM (ucDmr) 396
"Wite Out" is a BIC brand name for their correction fluid.
I hesitantly use the word 'fluid' in the ONT. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 12:45 AM (F2IAQ) 397
"Still, it has not dominated the news cycle."
Well, part of that I think is because he was quickly charged with murder. There's nothing to really demand right now. Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2015 12:45 AM (MYCIw) 398
Coffee is cool can lead to afternoon delight. If you play that I know what happened
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:44 AM (HHawz) It would be the only reason I would. I loathe that song. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:46 AM (rJUlF) Posted by: Joey Biden at April 09, 2015 12:46 AM (F2IAQ) 400
On a more pleasant note, the guy who runs a monthly political townhall was able to walk without a walker for the first time in two years after a debilitating stroke.
Posted by: The Political Walk at April 09, 2015 12:46 AM (0Ew3K) 401
Tickled Pink: it could be, the outrage is muted because it seems almost everyone is on the same page re the Walter Scott incident, i.e., there's finally video proof of a bad cop overreacting.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:47 AM (elbY7) 402
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:43 AM (pAlYe) It's only April and Maet is looking to be on the xmas card list. Well done Sir. I appreciate anything you can do for me & Mr. Hammer. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:47 AM (HHawz) 403
I hesitantly use the word 'fluid' in the ONT.
Using the word fluid is possible, but not recommended. Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2015 12:47 AM (JO9+V) 404
Well, part of that I think is because he was quickly charged with murder. There's nothing to really demand right now.
Posted by: Lauren ------------------- Actually..., not so quickly. Didn't happen for 3 days. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 12:47 AM (F2IAQ) 405
Hate to say it bro, but you were friend zoned.
Posted by: Iasonas at April 09, 2015 12:41 AM (DU875) Bro...I've been friendzoned so many times in the last ten years I know when it's different. Thanks for caring. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:47 AM (rJUlF) 406
I invented Wife Out. Posted by: Robert Blake at April 09, 2015 12:48 AM (e1wLT) 407
Jim,
Hill Country & Marble Falls is where I want to live. My older brother has to stop playing solitaire & other games on his computer. He's still thinking of New Mexico no matter how many bad things I tell him about that state. Good Night for good! Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2015 12:48 AM (sj3Ax) 408
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:44 AM (HHawz) It would be the only reason I would. I loathe that song. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:46 AM (rJUlF) Figured as much. You're a guy plus haven't heard during your shifts Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:49 AM (HHawz) 409
I'll take your word for it since you were there and I was not. I'm a fan of brunettes so I hope it works out!
Posted by: Iasonas at April 09, 2015 12:49 AM (DU875) 410
MH and Captain, another reason to hate "Afternoon Delight"...
The song was a big enough hit that ABC decided to produce a weekly series featuring the group that performed it, Starland Vocal Band. But they knew music alone wouldn't carry the series, so they hired some talent that at that time (1976) was almost *completely* unknown, as well as extra-cheap to hire. One of the new comedians they gave a break to: a toothy chipmunky-looking guy named David Letterman. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:49 AM (elbY7) 411
Listening to Bombs Over Baghdad is still ok, right?
Posted by: Social Justice Whoremonger at April 09, 2015 12:50 AM (OsWis) 412
>>>Well, part of that I think is because he was quickly charged with murder. There's nothing to really demand right now.
And pretty much no one, anywhere, is saying it was a good shoot. But yeah, it's pretty hard to claim the government is racist when the government is trying a government agent for murder for shooting a black guy. Not that some of the geniuses on Twitter aren't giving it a shot. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 12:50 AM (e+1S5) 413
399: Oh, hell no. Ipaid for that noise. At my age, it don't matter anyway. My wife tried earplugs, they fell out on the first pass. Fuckin vibration, how does that work?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2015 12:50 AM (ucDmr) 414
What it do my innanet friends?
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 09, 2015 12:50 AM (R5HRU) 415
#328: His mom was pretty clever, too. She invented Liquid Paper.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler Really? Where'd you read that? Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 12:50 AM (Yp6Vn) 416
Off, crybaby sock.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:51 AM (OsWis) 417
410
I remember hearing about that. Back when I was a teen/young adult in the 80s, I thought Letterman was the bomb. I liked Carson, but Dave's comedy was so different (The velcro suit bit was my favorite). Now that he's become a cranky old man, I can't watch. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:51 AM (rJUlF) 418
#390: Might be outrage fatigue. "Boy Who Cried Wolf" sort of thing. We keep hearing about cops murdering innocent men in cold blood over and over again, and it keeps turning out to be a lie. Then, when it actually does happen, we can't really muster the same sort of response anymore.
Were I more the conspiracy-minded sort, I might suggest that this is deliberate, and meant to make us indifferent to police malfeasance when they start trying to round us up for the death camps. But I'm not, so I'm trying really hard to deny that possibility. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 12:51 AM (a5m3K) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 12:51 AM (OsWis) 420
415 #328: His mom was pretty clever, too. She invented Liquid Paper.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler Really? Where'd you read that? Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 12:50 AM (Yp6Vn) There was a post on it at The Federalist by the Loaf. :-) Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:52 AM (pAlYe) 421
So she'll be limping around for a few weeks on doggie pain-killers. Hopefully she's learned her lesson, too.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 09, 2015 12:29 AM Good luck w/ that. Our 12 week old lab is growing up a bit. Unfortunately the wife's bad back has kicked in. I told her we didn't need a second dog and she might not be able to handle it. Well F*&^ I was right. But the dog is a lover, w/ great temperament. Posted by: Farmer at April 09, 2015 12:52 AM (o/90i) 422
Top Fuel guys, Funny Car guys. Both crazy.
Sometimes you can see their hands shaking at the lights. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 12:52 AM (F2IAQ) 423
408
I have used my powers as music director to hide Afternoon Delight deep, deep, DEEP in the digital archives. No one knows where it is but me, and that's the way I like it. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:52 AM (rJUlF) 424
Keep the barrel clean for me o.k?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo No one has attempted to clean it, and some chemists doubt it can be done. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 12:52 AM (Yp6Vn) 425
365 "I can't imagine what moved the guy to shoot."
It is possible that he is just a garden variety emotional dumb ass who never should have been given a gun in the first place. There is always that. Posted by: Thor's feather duster at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (JgC5a) I don't know what his record on the police force was. I suppose that will come out eventually. Was he a bad cop or a good cop who fucked up? My guess is an adrenaline rush after the chase and struggle. Which is no excuse. Someone lacking self-control probably shouldn't be a cop. If I caught someone breaking into my house, he turned and fled, and I pumped eight rounds into his back as he was running down the driveway, I would go to prison, and "adrenaline" would not be accepted as an excuse. HOWEVER, the truly damning part was when he dropped the taser next to the dying man. I have heard many, many stories about cops planting drugs on a suspect to justify an arrest, or a weapon to justify a shooting. To see it actually caught live on video is pretty sobering, and suggests that it happens more often than we would like to think. Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 12:53 AM (sdi6R) 426
#415: At Cracked, a couple of years ago. I now know that it was also mentioned in this post, so I guess that'll learn me to comment before reading the post.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 12:53 AM (a5m3K) 427
No one has attempted to clean it, and some chemists doubt it can be done.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 12:52 AM (Yp6Vn) I was in the barrel once. I'm pretty sure the walls were talking to me. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:54 AM (rJUlF) 428
David Letterman's dead? Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2015 12:54 AM (YerQG) Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 12:54 AM (Yp6Vn) Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:55 AM (rJUlF) 431
Carol, New Mexico is being Californianized at a steady, if not rapid rate.
The places up-mountain enough to be pretty and temperate, are also bitch-cold and heavily snowed in the winter. Four wheel drive is NOT an option in those areas. Down in the deserts? Blast furnaces. Yes, Texas gets hot, and we've got humidity. But we don't tend to have asphalt streets flowing downhill in the heat. Thing is, we've got TEXANS whut live here. The people here make the difference, and out in the Hill Country, you're living amongst Morons, be they of the Horde, or not. Plus, New Mexico has an income tax. Texas doesn't. I could go on, but you get the picture. Seeya here soon, ma'am! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2015 12:55 AM (RzZOc) 432
422: True that. My son and I know a couple guys pretty good, believe it or not, they are great guys and are pretty normal. I think they're crazy though.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2015 12:55 AM (ucDmr) 433
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I might have missed a thread about it earlier but... anyone have thoughts about Walter Scott? I'm sorry but this time IMHO, it looks like 'incompetent cop with a siege mentality.' If anyone has other info however, please pass it on. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:28 AM (elbY7) This can actually work in favor of civil order -- the big lie pushed by the left is that innocent people are being shot by police and nothing is done by the authorities. So they tried to gin up scandals where the guys weren't so innocent and they turned into nothingburgers. If the civilian authorities go to town on this guy, they can say: "yeah, we're better judges of guilt than you idiots." Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 12:55 AM (T1005) 434
Bad shoot. Bad f*cking shoot. That is all.
Bad training partly to blame. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 12:55 AM (F2IAQ) 435
Captain, Letterman was great (and still can be great) when he tries to be creative, and *stays the fuck away* from politics.
BTW, I've read that Carson was so powerful at NBC by 1982, he had approval of what show followed him. So when the network premiered Letterman's original "Late Night," Johnny's people had a bunch of conditions to make sure it was different enough from the Tonight Show that it supposedly wouldn't rival his own popularity. Included in which, Dave was ordered to always *avoid* politics in his monologue and sketches. But then DL got total freedom with "Late Show" in 1993, and decided to go whole-hog. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:55 AM (elbY7) Posted by: William Shatner at April 09, 2015 12:55 AM (a5m3K) 437
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 12:54 AM (Yp6Vn)
That's too bad. Lent is over and I'm making up lost time so right now I'm feeling good I guess. However it won't take much for me to start grabbing flame throwers. Posted by: thathalfrican at April 09, 2015 12:55 AM (R5HRU) 438
I have used my powers as music director to hide Afternoon Delight deep, deep, DEEP in the digital archives. No one knows where it is but me, and that's the way I like it.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Well, my motto's always been when it's right, it's right. Just hate me, I'm just sharing the earworm. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2015 12:56 AM (l3vZN) 439
Farmer bummer about wife's back. Now you are stuck with the training
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:56 AM (HHawz) 440
We are in full kill-everything mode.
Dark and lonely on the summer night. Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. Watchdog barking - Do he bite? Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. Slip in his window, Break his neck! Then his house I start to wreck! Got no reason -- What the heck! Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. C-I-L-L ... My land - lord ... Def! Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:56 AM (rJUlF) 441
I invented Girlfriend Out.
Posted by: Phil Spector at April 09, 2015 12:56 AM (JO9+V) 442
rickl, exactly. Good points re Scott.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 12:56 AM (elbY7) 443
Just hate me, I'm just sharing the earworm.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2015 12:56 AM (l3vZN) If I can't sleep tonight, I'm blaming you. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:57 AM (rJUlF) 444
306 I see Ace has been posting a lot of articles from Ashe Schow recently.
Does anyone else think she's really cute? I sure do! Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 12:25 AM (a5m3K) Yeah she's almost funny looking - but in a very cute way. I think her appeal comes across better in video than in static photos. Posted by: Maetenloch at April 09, 2015 12:57 AM (pAlYe) 445
#441: I sure dodged a bullet, there. Literally!
Posted by: Ronnie Spector at April 09, 2015 12:58 AM (a5m3K) 446
That cop getting charged with murder is fucking crazy. Absolutely justified from what I know, but to see that dude planting the taser near the body is so reprehensible I don't know what to say.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 09, 2015 12:58 AM (R5HRU) 447
434 Bad shoot. Bad f*cking shoot. That is all.
Bad training partly to blame. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 12:55 AM (F2IAQ) Bad training, bad screening. Just a power hungry copper Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 12:58 AM (HHawz) 448
I see Ace has been posting a lot of articles from Ashe Schow recently.
Does anyone else think she's really cute? I sure do! Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler ****** She has that cute nerdy girl thing going for her. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 09, 2015 01:00 AM (F0Cog) 449
However it won't take much for me to start grabbing flame throwers.
Posted by: thathalfrican That reminds me: why haven't we invented better flamethrowers? Shouldn't we have plasma-lances by now? Like 110 yard long eye-ball scorching death flames? Research stat! Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 01:00 AM (Yp6Vn) 450
>>>Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 12:39 AM (rJUlF)
Hate to say it bro, but you were friend zoned. -------- I'm not sure I agree. There are good reasons why a woman might not want a relationship right now. BUT. But. CW if you want this woman as a romantic interest, you have to make that crystal clear. Early and often. Sure, go for coffee, no pressure. But make sure you actually say the words "I would like to take you out for a date". Or something similar. Don't think she's gonna pick up on your clues. You have to make your intentions very much explicit. Otherwise, when she is ready to date again, you might all of a sudden be in the Friend Zone. Best of luck to you, CW. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:00 AM (e+1S5) Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2015 01:01 AM (RzZOc) 452
If Buzzfeed or Salon had an article encouraging terrorists to hit red states over others, would you find that problematic?
------- I seem to recall that Michael Moore was asking the "freedom fighters" to kill people in Red states "next time"....soon after 9/11.....because the enlightened folks in the blue states and cities understand the Muslims' pain. I've heard variations of that sentiment from leftish acquaintances too. Of course, all that does is expose the utterly obtuse mindset of a leftard, who will never understand that a jihadi could care less about the politics of the victims, they just want a high body count. Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 09, 2015 01:01 AM (EARfr) 453
I'm glad we're not talking about that one song by Cher.
It always got into my head, with that catchy...".gypsies, tramps and thieves; We hear it from the people of the town, They call us Gypsies, tramps and thieves; And every night the men will come around, and lay their money down..." It's almost as bad as that one song from Neil Sedaka, I think. It went We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun...". That one bit will echo for about two hours, Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 09, 2015 01:01 AM (S8V5R) 454
R.A.M.P. (Escalation of Force)
Return fire with accurate fire. Anticipate attack Measure the amount of force that you use, if time and circumstances permit. Protect with deadly force only human life and designated property. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:02 AM (OsWis) 455
#444: Yeah. I'm sure you've heard the phrase "conventionally beautiful". I like to describe her type as "unconventionally beautiful".
Posted by: Ronnie Spector at April 09, 2015 01:02 AM (a5m3K) 456
The proper mix of dish soap and ammonia with a brass brush should get the barrel clean. Lots of elbow grease may be required.
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 01:02 AM (wnwJC) 457
Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:00 AM (e+1S5)
Or he could just whip it out and be all "well, it ain't gonna suck itself." Posted by: thathalfrican at April 09, 2015 01:02 AM (R5HRU) 458
Off, murderous and bad-haired sock!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 01:03 AM (a5m3K) 459
Tell y'all what: I will exhibit just as much concern about a blue city getting nuked as the typical blue enclave would about those bitter, gun & bible clinging, cousin humping unpeople in fly-over, free market Jesusland getting nuked.
Remember Michael Moore's statement after 9/11? New York City didn't vote for Booooosh; they should have attacked Texas. Posted by: Butch at April 09, 2015 01:03 AM (HLx1C) 460
This is NOT to blame Mr Scott, but I do still wonder why he ran.
I mean, even was it really because of the back child support? I just don't think anyone in their right mind runs based on a broken taillight or back child support. Also, did he really think he could outrun a cop? And even if he could, the police could just run his plates and show up at his house. Again, I want to re-iterate, I don't think this is a race thing. I think anyone that is stopped, for a broken taillight, speeding, seat belt violations, whatever- whether white, black, brown, or purple- if they 100% have nothing whatsoever to hide, they aren't going to run. Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 09, 2015 01:03 AM (FNlbs) 461
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun...".
That one bit will echo for about two hours, Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 09, 2015 01:01 AM (S8V5R) Seasons in the Sun Terry Jacks. And Maet. The moral compass is out on this singer/songwriter Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 01:04 AM (HHawz) 462
Keep the barrel clean for me o.k?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2015 12:45 AM Have fun! Posted by: Farmer at April 09, 2015 01:04 AM (o/90i) Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 01:04 AM (rJUlF) 464
He had a bench warrant for back child support, from what I have read.
Dumb for him to run. Even dumber for the cop plugging him in the back eight times. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:05 AM (OsWis) 465
I have used my powers as music director to hide Afternoon Delight deep,
deep, DEEP in the digital archives. No one knows where it is but me, and that's the way I like it. Do yourself a favor, encrypt it for safe keeping and then "lose" the key. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2015 01:05 AM (UVfht) 466
Inspector Cussword: uh, hate to break it to you, but "Seasons in the Sun" was *not* Neil Sedaka. It was a one-hit wonder named Terry Jacks.
And crazy madcap I am, I actually like "Gypsies Tramps and Thieves." In fact it's about the only Cher solo recording I actually *like.* Plus someday someone's gonna make a great dark comedy movie about DC, and it'll be the theme song. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 01:05 AM (elbY7) 467
Thanks Farmer, plan on it.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2015 01:05 AM (ucDmr) 468
Er, I meant, off, quality-gal-who-could've-ended-up-killed-by-murderous-and-bad-haired-asshole sock.
Sorry about the mistake, there, Ronnie! Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 01:05 AM (a5m3K) 469
My go-to earworm buster used to be "I'm Henry VIII, I Am." Now? Just about any song from Horrible Histories, but most especially "The Rulers Song": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fowKS6LPQUI (totally SFW)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 09, 2015 01:05 AM (iuQS7) 470
From everything I've read, Neil Sedaka is actually a really nice guy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 01:06 AM (elbY7) 471
Do yourself a favor, encrypt it for safe keeping and then "lose" the key.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2015 01:05 AM (UVfht) I think I'm safe. No one else at the station wants to play it, either. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 01:06 AM (rJUlF) 472
But seriously, if you get a musical earworm, there's one way to get rid of it without fail - queue up Led Zeppelin's Ten Years Gone.
That's it. Always works. here: https://youtu.be/4l3Zui99fvE Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 09, 2015 01:07 AM (S8V5R) Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Native Kentuckian at April 09, 2015 01:07 AM (rJUlF) 474
459,
I have family and friends in some of these "blue enclaves." I don't give a flying fuck what the likes of MM think. Yeah, they're a bunch of hateful fucknuggets, but that does not mean I have to be also. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:08 AM (OsWis) 475
I will exhibit just as much concern about a blue city getting nuked as the typical blue enclave would about those bitter, gun & bible clinging, cousin humping unpeople in fly-over, free market Jesusland getting nuked.
Posted by: Butch Do you consider, newly concerned, a prerequisite for the defense and safety of all of the US, opinions of some therein be to your liking? Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 01:08 AM (Yp6Vn) 476
Living in NJ, I occasionally hear what people up here think of the South and Midwest.
It ain't pretty. Posted by: Iasonas at April 09, 2015 01:08 AM (DU875) 477
Neil Sedaka is dead?? Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2015 01:08 AM (YerQG) 478
Nite Captn.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 01:08 AM (HHawz) 479
Nite Captin
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2015 01:09 AM (ucDmr) 480
>>>Or he could just whip it out and be all "well, it ain't gonna suck itself."
I do that to Cougar from time to time. Sometimes I get a chuckle and a punch on the shoulder (and laid later). Sometimes I get beejer. Sometimes I get "you asshole, we're in church". It's a worthwhile play, in my not so humble opinion. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:10 AM (e+1S5) 481
Niters Captain
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:10 AM (OsWis) 482
Or he could just whip it out and be all "well, it ain't gonna suck itself."
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 09, 2015 01:02 AM (R5HRU) So, how many restraining orders do you have out on you? Posted by: pookysgirl is recuperating at April 09, 2015 01:10 AM (7rvs9) 483
Dumb for him to run.
Even dumber for the cop plugging him in the back eight times. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01 Trigger stick? Any recalls out on his piece? ///// j/k from what I know it appears to be premeditated murder Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 01:11 AM (HHawz) 484
SMFH, what up!
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 09, 2015 01:11 AM (R5HRU) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:11 AM (OsWis) 486
Adios horde.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2015 01:11 AM (ucDmr) 487
Yeah, "Butch" (& others) - keep sounding like a five-year old. Justify bad behavior by pointing to other bad behavior.
I think there's a term for that... um, moral equivalence, maybe? This place drives me nuts sometimes. Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 01:12 AM (0lSVc) 488
Remember Michael Moore's statement after 9/11? New York City didn't vote for Booooosh; they should have attacked Texas.
Posted by: Butch at April 09, 2015 01:03 AM (HLx1C) **** Tell ya whut, Son. If you want an area hit, you can GFY Right now. This is a Country, not a divide hive of groupthink that dilshits make It out to be. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 09, 2015 01:12 AM (9QUPT) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:12 AM (OsWis) 490
Nite Cap'n
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 01:12 AM (F2IAQ) Posted by: eman at April 09, 2015 01:13 AM (MQEz6) 492
Megggggggh.
Cat just harfed a hairball. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 01:13 AM (F2IAQ) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:13 AM (OsWis) 494
Nite Chavez enjoy your Friday
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 01:13 AM (HHawz) 495
I care about those who hate me and would enslave me as much as they do me.
Posted by: Butch at April 09, 2015 01:14 AM (HLx1C) 496
Living in NJ, I occasionally hear what people up here think of the South and Midwest.
---------------- Odd that so many move in this direction. I've spent enough time in NJ to entertain my own opinion. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2015 01:14 AM (F2IAQ) 497
I was born in the wagon of a traveling show
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw Papa would do whatever he could Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Dr. Good Gypsies, tramps and thieves We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us Gypsies, tramps and thieves But every night all the men would come around and lay their money down Picked up a boy just out of Mobile Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal I was 16, he was 21 Rode with us to Memphis and Papa woulda shot him if he knew what he'd done Gypsies, tramps and thieves We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us Gypsies, tramps and thieves But every night all the men would come around and lay their money down I never had schooling, but he taught me well with his smooth Southern style Three months later I'm a gal in trouble and I haven't seen him for a while I haven't seen him for a while She was born in the wagon of a traveling show Her mama had to dance for the money they'd throw Grandpa'd do whatever he could Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Dr. Good Gypsies, tramps and thieves We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us Gypsies, tramps and thieves But every night all the men would come around and lay their money down Gypsies, tramps and thieves We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us Gypsies, tramps and thieves But every night all the men would come around and lay their money down Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 01:15 AM (elbY7) Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2015 01:15 AM (UVfht) Posted by: Farmer at April 09, 2015 01:15 AM (o/90i) 500
>>>I've done that. I told her that when she's ready to date again, I'd like to be that guy.
Well, then when she's ready to ride, you're the number one pony. Enjoy that coffee. Make sure to spend a lot of time staring at her tits. (My advice may be getting worse as my consumption of good Scotch increases) Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:16 AM (e+1S5) 501
In before 500!
Posted by: Piercello at April 09, 2015 01:16 AM (QJCCx) 502
I don't want any area hit, but I won't waste tears on people who would rejoice if a red enclave was hit.
Posted by: Butch at April 09, 2015 01:17 AM (HLx1C) 503
Or, you know, not.
Posted by: Piercello at April 09, 2015 01:17 AM (QJCCx) Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at April 09, 2015 01:17 AM (16bOT) 505
#488
"This is a Country, .." That was operative in 2000-2003. By 2009, it should read: "This was a Country.." It was a great one. But it has had a coronary and it's been flatlined for 7 years now. We'd like it to be like it was. It'd be nice if we were again a Country, a Nation. But that's not likely. Face facts, our society such as it is, is fractured. One side - the urban leftist side - considers the other side as subhuman un-citizens. THe other side considers the leftist as horribly wrong and misguided. There can be no reconciliation without great societal strain up to and including civil war. It has gone too far, but that's just my opinion. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 09, 2015 01:18 AM (S8V5R) 506
495,
No one is telling you to cuddle up with your enemies, dumbass. But if you can't see how repugnant your stance is regarding killing thousands, if not millions of people who may or may not agree with you...well, I'm done. Just better hope that no one you do care for just happens to be in a "blue enclave" if or when a nuke hits. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:18 AM (OsWis) 507
I think there's a term for that...
um, moral equivalence, maybe? This place drives me nuts sometimes. Posted by: shredded chi My uncle called it 'invidious comparison' but I know that term is usually applied to asshole economics via Thorstein Veblen. My uncle's point was that 'invidious' means something issued out of jealousy. Invidious comparison is the normal mode of a 5-year-old being caught punching his sibling and exclaiming, "He did it first!" No perceived bad behavior can be used to justified another's bad behavior. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 01:19 AM (Yp6Vn) 508
493 heh chi,
part of the charm ; > Posted by: SMFH ------------------------- Not for me. Place has lost a whole lot of "charm" lately for me. I guess my break wasn't long enough. I'm going out back to have a drink by the fire pit - i'll call you later. Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 01:20 AM (0lSVc) 509
If you are cool with any attack anywhere, just fuck right off.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 09, 2015 12:37 AM (hohwc) ****** I wish someone would say this to Obama. I'm not clear what he would do in retaliation if we were attacked. But as I've made clear above, I would not "be cool" with an attack anywhere in the US, because there would be innocent casualties. Individuals. I don't do demographic abstractions like liberals do. Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 09, 2015 01:21 AM (XrHO0) 510
First episode of "Triage X". A bunch of doctors and medical staff get together after work to remove "cancers" of society.
Neither really good nor really bad. Will watch at least a few more episodes... Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at April 09, 2015 01:21 AM (0Ew3K) Posted by: Hillary! at April 09, 2015 01:21 AM (JoIcn) Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 01:21 AM (Yp6Vn) 513
When I moved here to California, I couldn't believe the shit my co-workers would say about Texas. Vile die hard lefty/Dems, every one of them.
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 01:21 AM (wnwJC) 514
To clarify, they just had a strange fixation on Texas, and it wasn't just about GWB at the time.
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 01:23 AM (wnwJC) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 01:23 AM (HHawz) 516
I care about those who hate me and would enslave me as much as they do me.
Posted by: Butch Moral equivalence is not moral. So stow your attempt at out-Christianing us. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2015 01:24 AM (Yp6Vn) 517
Oh - and Hey! to almost everyone. And Seeya! &goodnight to those racking out.
*good to see you, Jinx. Say Hi to the wife. If that deer was frozen all winter, dress it & call it venison? Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 01:24 AM (0lSVc) 518
#500: To be honest, that doesn't strike me as terrible advice.
I mean, she has to know you're thinking about her in a sexual manner. I don't know if I'd recommend being quite so blatant about it. Or so standoffish; staring at tits is actually kinda-sorta standoffish. I'd recommend doing lots of casual touching instead. Offer her your arm when you're walking together, touch her on the lower back when she's going through the door you're holding open for her, that sort of thing. Get her comfortable with the idea of the two of you touching each other; that's the advice I'd give. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 01:24 AM (a5m3K) 519
514,
Haters gonna hate. And yet, quite a number of the left are hauling ass to Texas (albeit places like Austin). Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:25 AM (OsWis) 520
And the next dedication is from Rick in Scranton. The Flashbak salute to the sweater vest: http://tinyurl.com/o6z7you Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 09, 2015 01:25 AM (kdS6q) 521
I don't do demographic abstractions like liberals do.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 09, 2015 01:21 AM (XrHO0) **** Yeah, you do. Your ideology will not let you see it. Done here. Night all. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 09, 2015 01:25 AM (ilEsF) 522
I was happy when I learned my neighbors were from Texas.
Then I learned they were from Austin. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 09, 2015 01:26 AM (F0Cog) 523
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The proper mix of dish soap and ammonia with a brass brush should get the barrel clean. Lots of elbow grease may be required. Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 01:02 AM (wnwJC) ====So ...... you've never actually been in there. ....... Posted by: jc at April 09, 2015 01:26 AM (iRJ+A) 524
niters MWNP
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:27 AM (OsWis) 525
I do have family that live in blue enclaves. Them, I will weep for.
But those who regard me as a subhuman non-citizen, who would cheerfully ship me - and you - off to the fun camps? Those whose votes ensured my children will burn? They are my enemies. Fuck them. Posted by: Butch at April 09, 2015 01:27 AM (HLx1C) 526
Two Ambien! Sweet Jesus, if I take a half of one I need to be in my bed.
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 01:27 AM (wnwJC) 527
>>>Posted by: Butch at April 09, 2015 01:17 AM
Well, I'm sure weirddave, Gingy, VIA, NGU, JJ Sefton, SF Goth, Zombie, qdpsteve, hobo jerk, Vendette, CBD and ace all appreciate your cavalier attitude toward their deaths, because their neighbors don't vote the way you want. Plus the hundred or so morons and ettes I didn't list. Fuck you. Just, fuck you. You're not worth a serious rant. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:28 AM (e+1S5) 528
So, how many restraining orders do you have out on you? Posted by: pookysgirl is recuperating Funny! Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 09, 2015 01:28 AM (/Ho8c) 529
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From everything I've read, Neil Sedaka is actually a really nice guy. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 01:06 AM (elbY7) Well, he's almost certainly more laid-back than Mr. Paul Anka.... Posted by: cthulhu in a shirt at April 09, 2015 01:28 AM (T1005) 530
The proper mix of dish soap and ammonia with a brass brush should get the barrel clean. Lots of elbow grease may be required.
Posted by: JROD ******* The brash brush melted, the ammonia burst into flames, and I don't know what the soap became, but it's crawling around the bottom of the barrel now. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 09, 2015 01:28 AM (F0Cog) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 09, 2015 01:28 AM (kdS6q) 532
I'd recommend doing lots of casual touching instead. Offer her your arm when you're walking together, touch her on the lower back when she's going through the door you're holding open for her, that sort of thing. Get her comfortable with the idea of the two of you touching each other; that's the advice I'd give.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 01:24 AM (a5m3K) O and one more thing Animal House devil vs Angel. Fucke her, fuck her brains out. Easy for me I've been hitched 30+ years and I do what DC does on occasion Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2015 01:30 AM (HHawz) Posted by: thathalfrican at April 09, 2015 01:31 AM (R5HRU) 534
>>>I don't know if I'd recommend being quite so blatant about it. Or so standoffish; staring at tits is actually kinda-sorta standoffish.
I was just fucking around. Note the comment about bad advice after scotch. A quick glance is cool, and usually appreciated. Leering is just weird. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:31 AM (e+1S5) 535
*leering weirdly*
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 09, 2015 01:32 AM (/Ho8c) 536
You know, it's really hard to get any work done with all you wonderfully fun gray-box-living-people around.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 09, 2015 01:33 AM (/Ho8c) Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:34 AM (e+1S5) 538
I saw TBS's new "Comedy" Your Family or Mine the other night. Richard Dreyfus is the old grandpa who is just so "funny" because he's the old grandpa obsessed with porn and making completely inappropriate comments that no one wants to hear coming from an old retired guy. Reminded me of Nip Sip.
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2015 01:35 AM (zt+N6) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:35 AM (OsWis) 540
@Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-maybe Hoppes #9
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 01:37 AM (wnwJC) 541
#532: Good point, there. I am more-or-less hopelessly single, so I definitely wouldn't describe my advice as fool-proof or anything.
The advice I give is based on things I feel I really, really should've done more of when I was younger and still had some hope left in me. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 01:38 AM (a5m3K) 542
Mike Judge is one of my favorite people. King of the Hill is one the best sitcoms of all time. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 01:38 AM (YerQG) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:38 AM (OsWis) 544
Ahhhh yes new Camp Lo music.
Posted by: thathalfrican at April 09, 2015 01:38 AM (R5HRU) 545
527. Plus the hundred or so morons and ettes I didn't list.
Fuck you. Just, fuck you. You're not worth a serious rant. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:28 AM You left out me & my cupcakes. And Gushie and her whipped cream. Sooooobbbbb. You don't love us anymore! Seriously though, why for is you all feeding out sparkly new trolls? The powers that be must be getting worried the way they're ramping things up. Ignore the fucktards. Think happy thoughts. About hummers. Or motorboating. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2015 01:39 AM (2ON8c) 546
>>>Reminded me of Nip Sip.
Fuck you too. That was good scotch what just came out my nose. I retract that. My fault for violating a Rules For Morons #2. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:39 AM (e+1S5) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 01:39 AM (elbY7) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:41 AM (OsWis) 549
>>>You left out me & my cupcakes. And Gushie and her whipped cream. Sooooobbbbb. You don't love us anymore!
Well maybe if you two (or four?) would deign to grace us with your presence, I would have remembered. Men have short memories. That's why I have Cougar show me her boobs at least 5 times per day. Otherwise, I might forget. It's Science. Why do you hate Science? Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:41 AM (e+1S5) 550
You're stuck alone on an island with food, electricity, a tv, and dvd player. Nothing else. You can nothing to watch except 5 tv serials. Which ones do you pick? Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 01:43 AM (YerQG) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:45 AM (OsWis) 552
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You're stuck alone on an island with food, electricity, a tv, and dvd player. Nothing else. You can nothing to watch except 5 tv serials. Which ones do you pick? Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 01:43 AM (YerQG) 1. The Prisoner -- it might inspire me to escape. Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 01:46 AM (T1005) 553
Me? 1. Farscape 2. King Of The Hill 3. Star Trek Deep Space Nine 4. Hogan's Heroes 5. Spartacus (the Starz series) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 01:46 AM (YerQG) 554
549 Men have short memories. That's why I have Cougar show me her boobs at least 5 times per day. Otherwise, I might forget. It's Science. Why do you hate Science?
Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:41 AM Thanks for making me laugh out loud. Real life is kicking my ass. I really needed that laugh. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2015 01:47 AM (2ON8c) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:47 AM (OsWis) 556
Yeah, you do. Your ideology will not let you see it. Done here. Night all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 09, 2015 01:25 AM (ilEsF) ****** Well thanks for ignoring my points and relying on "argument clinic" counter assertions. Scurry off then into the night. Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 09, 2015 01:47 AM (3F6F8) Posted by: thathalfrican at April 09, 2015 01:48 AM (R5HRU) 558
niters thathalfrican
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:48 AM (OsWis) 559
1. The Prisoner -- it might inspire me to escape. 2. Gilligan's Island -- to show you how futile your plans to escape would be Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 01:48 AM (YerQG) 560
1) Big Bang Theory
2) Twilight Zone 3) Shark Tank 4) That 70s Show 5) ummmm...Cops? If I lived to be 100, I'd never see a repeat. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:49 AM (e+1S5) 561
@Soothsayer-How the hell you going to fap to Hogans Heroes?
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 01:49 AM (wnwJC) 562
DC,
My dad is a HUGE Cops fan. Sort of a running joke in my family. Every time us kids are around him, we start singing the theme song, because he'll be watching COPs. Never fails. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:50 AM (OsWis) 563
soothsayer, only five? Hmm...
M*A*S*H The Simpsons Everybody Loves Raymond The Critic St. Elsewhere ... but I'm sure as soon as I got there, I'd want others. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 01:51 AM (elbY7) 564
DS9 would be on the list also.
Scratch Scrubs. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:47 AM (OsWis) DS9 was great. I would want Babylon 5 too. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 01:51 AM (FMbng) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 01:51 AM (YerQG) 566
561 @Soothsayer-How the hell you going to fap to Hogans Heroes? Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 01:49 AM (wnwJC) Use Bob Crane as your inspiration? Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2015 01:52 AM (zt+N6) 567
And damn me for not thinking of Twilight Zone!! Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 01:52 AM (YerQG) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 01:52 AM (elbY7) 569
I watched the entire series of Scrubs while I was SoG at an ammo point in Taji. 24 hours.
Yeah, I put my laptop through hell during that time. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:53 AM (OsWis) 570
Would the first 20 seasons of Saturday Night Live count?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 01:53 AM (elbY7) 571
well, the entire seasons up to that point in 2006.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:53 AM (OsWis) 572
steve, can only have 5. Tough to choose, I know. But believe me, you wouldn't want MASH. Have you watched it lately? Hawkeye and BJ are so unlikable. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 01:54 AM (YerQG) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 01:54 AM (elbY7) 574
I'm not sure if #538 qualifies for threadwinner, but it certainly deserves an honorable mention. LOL.
Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 01:54 AM (sdi6R) 575
I loved WKRP.
"As God as my witness, I thought they could fly!" Even as a kid, I cried laughing. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 01:55 AM (OsWis) 576
1. I Love Lucy
2. Andy Griffith Show 3. Stargate SG.1 4. Monty Python's Flying Circus 5. Miami Vice Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 09, 2015 01:55 AM (S8V5R) 577
@buzzion-How could you come to that conclusion as I pointed out clearly?
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 01:56 AM (wnwJC) 578
>>>Real life is kicking my ass. I really needed that laugh.
You and me both. I had to set my alarm clock for 0400 this week. I was told that corporate America was way better than the Marines because you didn't have to wake up at a time that shouldn't even exist. I was lied to. More importantly, I hope you're kicking real life right in the junk. And seriously, I'm not a funny guy. If I made you laugh, you really need to blow off some steam. Some Scientists say that posting boobeh pics is good for relieving stress. Just saying. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:56 AM (e+1S5) 579
1-Star trek original series.
2-Star trek DS9 3-Star trek Voyager ( 7 of 9 boobehs) 4-Babylon 5 5-How its made (boat building and jet packs) Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 01:56 AM (FMbng) 580
Bonanza has to be on the list.
(I love the joke I read here recently. Apparently, Michael Landon said to Johnny Carson one night - "No, the Cartwrights weren't gay, but thank God that Hop Sing was!") Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 01:58 AM (0lSVc) 581
Stargate SG-1 is a good choice because there are over 200 episodes, almost all of them are good. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 01:58 AM (YerQG) 582
7 of 9's boobehs do not make up for the rest of the suck that is Voyager.
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2015 01:58 AM (zt+N6) 583
Fuuuuck, forgot about Stargate SG-1. I'll trade that for star trek voyager. 7 of 9 is nice, but SG-1 has plenty of babes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 01:58 AM (FMbng) 584
Plus, John Chrichton and Aryn? Sun are in Stargate...and Macgyver is gone. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 01:59 AM (YerQG) 585
7 of 9's boobehs do not make up for the rest of the suck that is Voyager.
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2015 01:58 AM (zt+N6) This is true. The cast of that show might as well be working for the Obama administration. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 01:59 AM (FMbng) 586
@Soothsayer-Nevermind. Obviously amongst the food you have HotPockets and electricity to warm them. Sexual gratification problem solved.
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 02:00 AM (wnwJC) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:00 AM (YerQG) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 09, 2015 02:00 AM (OsWis) 589
My five shows... let's see... I'd want to go with a good combination of quality and quantity.
Ranma 1/2, Married: With Children, South Park... hmmm... The Avengers, and... I'm tempted to say Justified, but if that series ends the way I suspect it will, I will hate it forever... Oh! I Love Lucy! That'd be my fifth. At least then I'd have some good music, too. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 02:00 AM (a5m3K) 590
Apropos of nothing, I did a rough pass through the fiancee's taxes a couple of days ago and gave her a "to-do" list, some of which involved stock basis from the 90's.
She looked in a couple of places, and gave me a huge box of unsorted crap, and said she needed to look in "the book room" and the garage. ["The book room" is stacked floor-to-ceiling with books, quilt fabric, spare artwork, musical instruments, and other bric-a-brac.] So I spent a large part of the day moving stuff so she'd be able to access the far corners of "the book room" and the garage. And when she got home, she acted like I'd shot her dog. I mean, we'd discussed that she needed to go through these places and that it would involve a lot of moving stuff..... Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 02:01 AM (T1005) 591
578 Some Scientists say that posting boobeh pics is good for relieving stress. Just saying.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 01:56 AM Here, have a cupcake: http://tinypic.com/r/oqkpe9/8 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2015 02:03 AM (2ON8c) 592
Okay, and you can have a single photo of a naked person. Me? I'm gonna have to go with...wow this is difficult...um... Kelly M----- from my high school class. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:04 AM (YerQG) 593
#576: Oh, Inspector, I see we both picked I Love Lucy. I commend your taste1
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 02:04 AM (a5m3K) 594
Chakotay is a piece of crap.
And Janeway is a joke of a starfleet captain. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:00 AM (YerQG) Yeah, compared to Kirk and Sisko, Janeway was a cafeteria worker. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:05 AM (FMbng) Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2015 02:05 AM (UVfht) 596
That might be better than the pudding pic...
BRB! Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 02:05 AM (0lSVc) 597
I'm glad you didn't include Picard. He blows. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:06 AM (YerQG) 598
First episode of "Houkago no Pleiades"
Based on OVA from a company as an advisement, it starts out OK... so far Posted by: プレアデス星団 at April 09, 2015 02:06 AM (0Ew3K) 599
>>>Here, have a cupcake: http://tinypic.com/r/oqkpe9/8
nomnomnom. Stupid alarm clock goes off in 5 stupid hours, so I'm out. Off to dream of that motor boat I've always wanted. Posted by: DC in River City at April 09, 2015 02:06 AM (e+1S5) Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 09, 2015 02:08 AM (cIoI4) 601
Hogan's Heroes
Mission: Impossible The A-Team Stargate SG-1 Stargate Atlantis (I'm somewhat amazed I haven't worn out my DVDs of those first two yet--they're my default marathon shows.) Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 09, 2015 02:08 AM (iuQS7) 602
1)MadMen 2)Sopranos 3)Downton Abbey 4)Wild West 5)Gunsmoke Picture of an ex Kara J
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 02:09 AM (wnwJC) 603
Here, have a cupcake: http://tinypic.com/r/oqkpe9/8
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2015 02:03 AM (2ON8c) Is that an edible plate? lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:09 AM (FMbng) 604
Imagine if you had to watch was... Ron Popeil's informercial for his rotisserie oven. Set it and forget it. Set it... and forget it. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:09 AM (YerQG) 605
Chakotay is a piece of crap.
And Janeway is a joke of a starfleet captain. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:00 AM (YerQG) Yeah, compared to Kirk and Sisko, Janeway was a cafeteria worker. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:05 AM (FMbng) Sisko is the best captain. He knows when to attack and when to fall back, but above all, he knows when to play dirty. Kirk is best for military particulars, but Picard is good as deductive diplomacy. Archer proved himself in later episodes, though I've always found Janeway to be "Meh." Posted by: To boldly go where no Hat hath gone before... at April 09, 2015 02:10 AM (0Ew3K) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:11 AM (elbY7) 607
Change #3 to South park
Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2015 02:11 AM (wnwJC) 608
I'm glad you didn't include Picard. He blows.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:06 AM (YerQG) Every once in a while he would find his balls. Most of the time he confused the Enterprise with a flying UN. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:11 AM (FMbng) 609
2. Blake's 7
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 09, 2015 02:08 AM (cIoI4) Anyone who acknowledges Blake's 7 as genious is worthy, IMHO. Posted by: ORAC at April 09, 2015 02:11 AM (0Ew3K) 610
G'night everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2015 02:12 AM (UVfht) 611
Imagine if you had to watch was...
Ron Popeil's informercial for his rotisserie oven. Set it and forget it. Set it... and forget it. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:09 AM (YerQG) If that's all there was to watch my fucking head would be sitting on that rotisserie. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:14 AM (FMbng) 612
Paul Darrow was such a prick. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:14 AM (YerQG) 613
Every once in a while he would find his balls. Most of the time he confused the Enterprise with a flying UN. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:11 AM (FMbng And then after Star Trek Generations they somehow managed to save Kirk's brain and stuck it in Picard's body for the rest of the movies. Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2015 02:15 AM (zt+N6) 614
603 Is that an edible plate? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:09 AM (FMbng) Heh. You remember that bakery that was a few doors down from the troubadour? Those were some fully edible plates. You shoulda soon the pics we got of a friend "enjoying" the birthday cake we got her from there. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2015 02:16 AM (2ON8c) 615
Anyone who acknowledges Blake's 7 as genious is worthy, IMHO.
Posted by: ORAC at April 09, 2015 02:11 AM (0Ew3K) ****** Con-firmed Posted by: Zen at April 09, 2015 02:17 AM (XrHO0) 616
Not sure it was ever desert island-worthy, but was "Baretta" a good show back in the day?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:17 AM (elbY7) 617
Paul Darrow was such a prick.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:14 AM (YerQG) Still... Avon was the best character: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWHLU8fwi80 Posted by: A Logical Hat at April 09, 2015 02:18 AM (0Ew3K) 618
Heh. You remember that bakery that was a few doors down from the troubadour? Those were some fully edible plates. You shoulda soon the pics we got of a friend "enjoying" the birthday cake we got her from there.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2015 02:16 AM (2ON8c) I can only imagine. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:19 AM (FMbng) 619
Baretta and shows like it (Kojak, Cannon, etc.) are great for the nostalgia, but not for day after day viewing. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:19 AM (YerQG) 620
I see no one chose classic Doctor Who.. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:20 AM (YerQG) 621
Soothsayer, yeah I'd probably agree.
I remember even as a young teenager, if I heard "A Quinn Martin Production!!" at the beginning of a show, I'd wince and look for something else to watch. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:22 AM (elbY7) 622
1. Twilight Zone
2. Monty Python's Flying Circus 3. South Park 4. The Prisoner 5. I dunno, maybe a complete collection of Road Runner cartoons if such exists. Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 02:23 AM (sdi6R) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:23 AM (YerQG) 624
er, Act I, I mean Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:23 AM (YerQG) 625
Seems like there was an endless variety of cheesy cop shows in the 1970s:
McCloud Banacek Baretta Kojak Cannon Mannix Switch Barnaby Jones Police Woman (which at least had Angie Dickinson) OTOH, I've read there are episodes of "Police Story" that have held up well. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:24 AM (elbY7) 626
I remember even as a young teenager, if I heard "A Quinn Martin Production!!" at the beginning of a show, I'd wince and look for something else to watch.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:22 AM (elbY7) Oh shit yeah. I remember that. I think if I heard that on a desert island I would start digging my way down and not stop until I popped out wearing a rice paddy hat. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:24 AM (FMbng) 627
#620: I actually thought about it. I never got into Dr. Who, but I have friends who are huge fans and I figured that'd give me a chance to see what the fuss is all about. But, I figured I'd better go with shows I know I like.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 02:24 AM (a5m3K) 628
Five shows while stuck on an island. hmmm.... 1. The X-Files 2. Columbo 3. Farscape 4. Married with Children 5. Cheers Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2015 02:27 AM (KlVdw) 629
I don't know what classic Dr who looks like. I never saw one. I only know the series with the last few doctors starting with the dude before david tenant.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:28 AM (FMbng) 630
Oops, forgot:
Hawaii Five-O (the original) Dragnet (had a million reboots) Adam-12 Emergency Hart To Hart (sad to see Robert Wagner sink so low) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:28 AM (elbY7) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:28 AM (YerQG) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2015 02:28 AM (DXzRD) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:30 AM (elbY7) 634
625 Seems like there was an endless variety of cheesy cop shows in the 1970s:
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:24 AM (elbY7) I watched all of them, and I really don't remember anything about them. Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 02:30 AM (sdi6R) 635
And then there were ChipS and Quincy, both of which at least had some humor.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:31 AM (elbY7) 636
"It is not an either or proposition. It is both. I know you were not born here, and thus lack a sense of what being a U.S. Citizen is all about. I will give you that leeway, one time, and one time only. Do not ever try and tell us what should be important to us As Americans.
This not a cafeteria thing, as much as many would like to believe that it should be. Our Constitution, rights and symbols are all treated as if we were born with them. They are interconnected. DO NOT try and separate them as a basis for any argument you choose to make. Ever Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 09, 2015 12:26 AM (hohwc)" I get so sick of people like this, who make arguments that aren't actually saying anything, and demand silence from others simply so they can glorify themselves. There was a point there, about how we are a nation of laws first and foremost, and that was a good point. Posted by: Dustin at April 09, 2015 02:31 AM (a7sQX) 637
rickl, yeah, I'd imagine that in memory they all became a big slick of "meh." ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:31 AM (elbY7) 638
Ooh, Seinfeld, Married with Children, and Cheers are all good possibilities.
It's been so long since I watched TV that I've forgotten the good shows. Green Acres, too. Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 02:32 AM (sdi6R) 639
Yeah, I did consider Doctor Who--that would certainly be plenty of material. I think if you were in the SFF mood and wanted just the shows that would give you the longest runtime, it would have to be Doctor Who, Supernatural, Smallville, SG-1, annnd... SGA, maybe? Not sure what the fifth-longest is.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 09, 2015 02:32 AM (iuQS7) 640
Green Acres could often times be almost as weird as Twin Peaks, as I recall.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:32 AM (elbY7) 641
I would have to choose The Beverly Hillbillies over Green Acres. TBH is a great show. I loved Jed and Grannie. Green Acres and Petticoat Junction were great spinoffs, though. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:35 AM (YerQG) 642
Green Acres was almost a proto-Monty Python in its sense of the absurd.
Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 02:35 AM (sdi6R) 643
And then there were ChipS and Quincy, both of which at least had some humor.Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:31 AM (elbY7) ----------------- I hadn't seen Quincy since the mid 80s, and remembered loving the show so I netflixed it recently. Got the first disc and stopped with the pilot. Preachy liberal B.S. Now, it probably got better in the later seasons, but holy moly was the pilot preachy. Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2015 02:36 AM (KlVdw) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:36 AM (YerQG) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:36 AM (YerQG) 646
Quincy loved to get on his high horse. Every single episode. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:37 AM (YerQG) 647
Darth, I can believe that, but from what I recall, most episodes didn't have an apparent social agenda.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:38 AM (elbY7) 648
Actually, come to think of it... The Fall Guy would be one of my five shows. I'm just not sure which of the five I already named it would replace. Bah! This is hard.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 02:38 AM (a5m3K) 649
I would probably pick the 60's sci-fi shows, like land of the giants, time tunnel, 20,000 leagues, etc, before any of the 70's cop shows.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:38 AM (FMbng) 650
Maybe I'm misremembering.
I *do* know there's a camp classic Quincy with some ridonkulous scenes of kids using drugs. Supposedly it couldn't have been more campy if the producers had just cut in some scenes from Reefer Madness. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:39 AM (elbY7) 651
Maybe I'm misremembering.
I *do* know there's a camp classic Quincy with some ridonkulous scenes of kids using drugs. Supposedly it couldn't have been more campy if the producers had just cut in some scenes from Reefer Madness. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:39 AM (elbY7) 652
Wow, I remembered it twice!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:39 AM (elbY7) 653
Wow, you remembered it twice!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 02:40 AM (a5m3K) 654
Quincy loved to get on his high horse. Every single episode.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:37 AM (YerQG) yup, hated that fucking show. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:40 AM (FMbng) 655
A lot of corny shit in those shows. But McCloud and Banacek were a little bit 'smarter.' Just last night I watched a good McCloud mystery movie. Not quite as good as Columbo, but good. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:42 AM (YerQG) 656
One show you never had to worry about preaching: The Dukes of Hazzard.
Just pure silliness all the way through. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:42 AM (elbY7) Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 02:43 AM (Iitkq) 658
Sooth, yeah. Seems like there was a short period in the early 1970s where TV got a bit better.
Then Garry Marshall came along... ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:43 AM (elbY7) 659
Yes, I brought up Kolchak.
Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 02:44 AM (Iitkq) 660
One show you never had to worry about preaching: The Dukes of Hazzard. Just pure silliness all the way through.Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:42 AM (elbY7) ---------------- Sure it preached. It preached the needfor Catherine Bach to wear short-shorts and high heels. Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2015 02:45 AM (KlVdw) 661
shredded, I've read Craig Carter of 'X-Files' was really inspired and influenced by Kolchak.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:45 AM (elbY7) 662
Beverly Hillbillies, Petticoat Junction, HeeHaw, Green Acres.....all victims of the Rural Purge at the end of the 60's [ http://tinyurl.com/a8aguu3 ] -- when shows that people actually enjoyed were replaced by propaganda to promote the urban hipster douchebag lifestyle.....and mercilessly paint everyone else as "the other".
Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 02:45 AM (T1005) 663
I still watch Emergency! quite often because it's on every day. Reading up on the cast it turns out that Dr Early and Nurse Dixie were married and they were close friends with DeSoto and the other one (Randolph Mantooth). Dr Early wrote the famous tune Route 66 (get your kicks on route 66). Dixie was a successful and popular singer. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:46 AM (YerQG) 664
Scratch Vegas - either Six Million Dollar Man or Fall Guy.
Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 02:46 AM (Iitkq) 665
Darth, and tights. Don't forget the tights. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:46 AM (elbY7) 666
What?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 02:46 AM (T1005) 667
Ah, well; I'm up past my bedtime. Since I can't think of whose nude photo I'd bring to that desert island (see comment #592), I'll just leave you with this song about a nude photo...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDjMZKf-wg Good night, everyone! Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 09, 2015 02:46 AM (a5m3K) 668
shredded, don't forget The Bionic Woman!!
Still remember Lindsay Wagner trying to 'scare straight' her ne'er-do-well students by single-handedly tearing a thick phone book in half in the pilot episode. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:47 AM (elbY7) 669
Remember a few weeks Outlander was mentioned here? I just got into watching it. Pretty good. It was created by Ronald Moore, who also co-created and produced Deep Space Nine. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:47 AM (YerQG) 670
As I recall, Six Million Dollar Man was actually more of a Bond spoof than a cop show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:47 AM (elbY7) 671
Jack Klugman was in several Twilight Zone episodes in the early 60s, and I think he had an uncanny resemblance to Lee Harvey Oswald.
Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 02:48 AM (sdi6R) 672
cthulhu, from what I understand, HeeHaw actually lasted well into the 1980s (maybe even longer). It just kept losing stations (it was a syndicated show) as the years wore on and, by the end, was pretty much only being shown on local Southern TV stations.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:49 AM (elbY7) 673
Remember a few weeks Outlander was mentioned here? I just got into watching it. Pretty good. It was created by Ronald Moore, who also co-created and produced Deep Space Nine.Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:47 AM (YerQG) ---------------- The wife has read all the books, so I netflixed it and have to admit, it's been pretty entertaining so far. Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2015 02:50 AM (KlVdw) 674
Wikipedia says HeeHaw finally got cancelled in 1992. Started on CBS, then went into syndication.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:50 AM (elbY7) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:51 AM (YerQG) 676
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Okay, and you can have a single photo of a naked person. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:04 AM (YerQG) Wait. Why do we get five entire TV series and only one nekkid photo? I guess a list of five nekkid photos is a topic for another night. Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 02:52 AM (sdi6R) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:52 AM (elbY7) 678
Wikipedia says HeeHaw finally got cancelled in 1992. Started on CBS, then went into syndication.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:50 AM (elbY7 My parents tortured me with that show when I was a kid. Then they got the balls to wonder why I went into metal. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:52 AM (FMbng) 679
Wikipedia says HeeHaw finally got cancelled in 1992. Started on CBS, then went into syndication.Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:50 AM (elbY7 -------------- '92? Holy moly. Best I can recall seeing it last, would be somewhere in the mid to late 70s. Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2015 02:54 AM (KlVdw) 680
Berserker, for my parents it was The Lawrence Welk Show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:54 AM (elbY7) 681
Yeah, steve. I remember.
pretty sure I crushed on Lindsay Wagner before Farrah Fawcett. Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 02:54 AM (Iitkq) 682
Barbara Mandrell's little sister who played the dumb blond... Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:55 AM (YerQG) 683
Louise had the dark hair. Forgot the other one's name.. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:55 AM (YerQG) 684
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cthulhu, from what I understand, HeeHaw actually lasted well into the 1980s (maybe even longer). It just kept losing stations (it was a syndicated show) as the years wore on and, by the end, was pretty much only being shown on local Southern TV stations. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:49 AM (elbY7) Everything went into syndication -- which lead to a large transfer of audience to second-tier stations. The big three networks didn't care, however, because their focus had shifted to indoctrinating youth [AKA "demographics"]. Their line with advertisers was "we don't need to advertise Tide to older consumers -- they'll buy it from habit". Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 02:55 AM (T1005) 685
Berserker, for my parents it was The Lawrence Welk Show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:54 AM (elbY7) Yikes. Surprised you're not an axe murderer. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 02:57 AM (FMbng) 686
shredded, I was weird. I never "got" Farrah. I was too busy crushing on Donna Pescow, of all people.
(Anybody else besides me remember the Robert Hays/Pescow sitcom "Angie"??? It also starred Doris Roberts, pre-Raymond.) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:57 AM (elbY7) 687
If anyone is looking for a good murder/mystery serial, check out Fortitude. It's a Brit production but you can find it online. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:58 AM (YerQG) 688
Berserker, no. Just strangling stray cats still does it for me. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:58 AM (elbY7) 689
come to the dark side, we have semen and cookies. But mostly semen.
Posted by: Nimble Bishop at April 09, 2015 02:58 AM (W6c7s) 690
My parents tortured me with that show when I was a kid. Then they got the balls to wonder why I went into metal.
Posted by: Berserker ------------------------- Hey, now. Roy Clark was a badass on the six string, and at Life in general Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 02:58 AM (Iitkq) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:59 AM (YerQG) 692
cthulhu, hmmm... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 02:59 AM (elbY7) 693
Donna Pescow was in Saturday Night Fever, if I recall. Vinnie Barbarino treated her like crap. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:59 AM (YerQG) 694
Don't forget Buck Owens, who was great enough to warrant a mention in Creedence Clearwater Revival's great tune "Lookin' Out My Back Door." ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:00 AM (elbY7) 695
Sooth, correct. Pescow's character in that movie was just sad.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:00 AM (elbY7) 696
Roy Clark?
Imagine him with a Charvel San Dimas with a solid distortion pedal My lord I just jizzed Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 09, 2015 03:01 AM (PZecr) 697
Hey, now.
Roy Clark was a badass on the six string, and at Life in general Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 02:58 AM (Iitkq) Yeah he was. On anything he played really. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 03:01 AM (FMbng) 698
I could be wrong but I think if you look *real* hard, you can also actually find Fran Drescher somewhere in the background in Saturday Night Fever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:01 AM (elbY7) 699
Robert Hayes of Airplane!, of course. Anyone remember Best of the West? Didn't last long. Funny sitcom in a wild-western setting. People didn't get it, though. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:01 AM (YerQG) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:02 AM (YerQG) 701
Sooth, yep. Weird how Hays' career went absolutely *nowhere* after Airplane!.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:02 AM (elbY7) 702
Roy Clark?
Imagine him with a Charvel San Dimas with a solid distortion pedal My lord I just jizzed Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 09, 2015 03:01 AM (PZecr) I'll bet he wouldn't know what to do with it. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 03:02 AM (FMbng) 703
Silver Spoons!!
Diff'rent Strokes!! It's Your Move!! Silly sitcoms that could be surprisingly funny. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:02 AM (elbY7) Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 09, 2015 03:04 AM (PZecr) 705
Vinnie to Donna when she asked him to the dance: Yeah, okay, but it's not like you're dream girl or nothin. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:04 AM (YerQG) 706
Soothsayer @ 699
Shit! You just reminded me - Wings. Do I have to boot a show off my top five list? Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 03:04 AM (Iitkq) Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 09, 2015 03:04 AM (GoyxN) 708
Sooth, it's even worse the last time you see Donna's character in SNF. She actually offers Vinnie condoms so he'll... well, you know.
Then Vinnie wanders off in disgust. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:05 AM (elbY7) Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 09, 2015 03:05 AM (PZecr) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:05 AM (YerQG) 711
Luap, oh yeah. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:05 AM (elbY7) 712
'll bet he wouldn't know what to do with it.
My jizz? Sick dude, really sick Posted by: Navycopjoe betting on Da Cubbies at April 09, 2015 03:04 AM (PZecr) I was thinking the distortion pedal, and probably the san dimas. Its always a riot to see my father's reaction to the stuff I own. He was a really good player in his time. Sometimes I see him standing in front of the amp wall and just shaking his head. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 03:08 AM (FMbng) 713
Nah - she just doesn't do anything for me.
trashy is all I think when I see her pic. Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 03:09 AM (Iitkq) Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 03:09 AM (T1005) 715
Alas, Donna Pescow today is IMHO almost unrecognizable. Glad she's still around, but... sigh.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donna_Pescow Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:11 AM (elbY7) 716
OTOH, I'm glad Pescow didn't give in to the Hollywood Plastic Surgery mill.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:13 AM (elbY7) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:14 AM (YerQG) 718
Emma Peele looks like a mutant today. And sounds like one. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:15 AM (YerQG) 719
Soothsayer, yeah. OTOH I understand: no one can help getting older. And then there's too many actresses who came out of the plastic surgery mill looking... like wax sculptures of themselves.
So, mixed feelings. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:15 AM (elbY7) 720
Cassandra Peterson sure held up well, though.
Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 03:16 AM (Iitkq) 721
Still can't get over Elvira's noodie pics. No idea she did them. Too bad she didn't do them as Elvira. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:18 AM (YerQG) 722
I hate the plastic, horror mask look of my childhood crushes - Goldie Hawn, Meg Ryan, etc...
It's worse when the young ones go for knife & needle treatment. Courtney Cox? Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 03:19 AM (Iitkq) 723
Heh, Judi Dench hasn't changed in the last 30 years, so that's nice. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:19 AM (YerQG) 724
Still can't get over Elvira's noodie pics. No idea she did them. Too bad she didn't do them as Elvira.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:18 AM (YerQG) Yeah she really had some nice gams. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2015 03:19 AM (FMbng) 725
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pretty sure I crushed on Lindsay Wagner before Farrah Fawcett. Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 02:54 AM (Iitkq) Same here. And Kate Jackson was my favorite Angel. Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 03:20 AM (sdi6R) 726
Pescow is in he 60s, yet you expect her to look 25 forevah. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 09, 2015 03:20 AM (iQIUe) 727
Ashe Schow looks like that weird comedian that played Raj's girlfriend on the Big Bang that Ace liked. Ace has a type that leans towards the nerd. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 09, 2015 03:22 AM (iQIUe) 728
Bruce, no. Donna just doesn't look... like I would expect her to.
Angela Lansbury is a good example IMHO. She was actually a bit of a looker in her day. Today? Okay, not so much. But she looks like you'd expect her to, 50 years after her actress salad days. I'm sure 50 years from now, Mila Kunis will most likely be making most of her money producing movies rather than starring in them, and that when she does act, she'll most likely be in a supporting role as someone's cute-ish grandma or the like. But I don't think she'll look, or that she should look, like she does today. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:25 AM (elbY7) 729
None of us are getting any younger, of course, and a lot of us didn't look good to begin with.
Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 03:25 AM (sdi6R) Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 03:25 AM (Iitkq) 731
rickl, true. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:27 AM (elbY7) 732
Hah! University of Michigan couldn't take the mockery....puts American Sniper back on the screen -- http://tinyurl.com/pnqgnl8 -- as originally scheduled.
People showing up to see Paddington, the replacement bear movie, hardest hit. Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 03:28 AM (T1005) 733
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Blossom? Yeah, she's nerd hot. Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 03:25 AM (Iitkq) Oh hells yeah. http://www.mayimbialik.net/ Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 03:29 AM (sdi6R) 734
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None of us are getting any younger, of course, and a lot of us didn't look good to begin with. Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 03:25 AM (sdi6R) I know I'll be all-but-useless for films in just a few short years -- droopy wings, flaccid tentacles, blotchy green that makeup won't cure.... Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 03:30 AM (T1005) 735
Watched Running from Crazy by Marial Hemingway. It did not make me like her. One of her sister's is definitely psych but it seems all the others have drug and alcohol problems which led to or combined with their depression led to suicide. I thought they cd have helped Margaux but they didnt. I remember everyone saying how well she was doing after she was dead but that was a lie. She couldnt pay her rent, was being evicted, and committed suicide. No one found her body for a few days and the scene was ghastly. I wonder where her money went? You wd think her family wd have set her up with a trust so she wdnt have problems paying her rent/utilities. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 09, 2015 03:31 AM (iQIUe) 736
Flipping the channels. On Discovery right now is a televangelist informercial. Peter Popoff. Can't believe he's still around. I really hate this shit. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:32 AM (YerQG) 737
728 Bruce, no. Donna just doesn't look... like I would expect her to.
She looks fkg fine. Your standards for women is unrealistic and says more about you then them. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 09, 2015 03:32 AM (iQIUe) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:32 AM (elbY7) Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:33 AM (YerQG) 740
Bruce, who said she doesn't look okay? Never called her ugly or anything of the sort.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:33 AM (elbY7) 741
She looks fkg fine. Your standards for women is unrealistic and says more about you then them. Relax, fruit loops. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:34 AM (YerQG) 742
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Blossom? Yeah, she's nerd hot. Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 03:25 AM (Iitkq) That's sheldon's gf. This comedian who had her own show dated raj for a while. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 09, 2015 03:34 AM (iQIUe) 743
I said she doesn't look okay. She looks like the back of my ballbag, to be specific. Who gives a shit. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 03:35 AM (YerQG) Posted by: The Political Hat at April 09, 2015 03:35 AM (0Ew3K) 745
In fairness, I think *all* men have a bit of a complex about women.
It probably comes from... living around women. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:35 AM (elbY7) 746
I know I'll be all-but-useless for films in just a
few short years -- droopy wings, flaccid tentacles, blotchy green that makeup won't cure.... Posted by: cthulhu Yeah, but you will still be able to paralyze with fear. So there's that. Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 09, 2015 03:38 AM (/Ho8c) 747
Thanks to everyone about the job search support and for the great chat. Will keep you all posted, and I'm gonna call it a night. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2015 03:39 AM (elbY7) 748
I know I'll be all-but-useless for films in just a few short years -- droopy wings, flaccid tentacles, blotchy green that makeup won't cure...
Posted by: cthulhu ------------------------- Can you get Ricardo to do fill ins & stunts? You just do the close-ups? Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 03:41 AM (Iitkq) 749
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I see no one chose classic Doctor Who.. Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling est. 2005 at April 09, 2015 02:20 AM (YerQG) ****** That would have been the sixth choice. Yes, someone should have mentioned that. Hartnell, Troughton, Pertwee, Baker, espescially Baker. All the rest are imposters. Fakes. Not worthy to ne called Doctor. Posted by: Zen at April 09, 2015 03:47 AM (cIoI4) 750
Meh, not worthy to *be*
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I know I'll be all-but-useless for films in just a few short years -- droopy wings, flaccid tentacles, blotchy green that makeup won't cure... Posted by: cthulhu ------------------------- Can you get Ricardo to do fill ins stunts? You just do the close-ups? Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2015 03:41 AM (Iitkq) That might get through a couple of films, but not many. Staying a bit out-of-phase with this reality might help blur over the wrinkles, as well. But the days when Broadway might see "Cthulhu plays Shakespeare's Richard III" are all but over.... Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 03:48 AM (T1005) 752
I had a huge crush on Brigitte Bardot when I was a teenager, even though she was about 40 at the time.
She wasn't 40 in this photo, though, which was very...inspiring: https://tinyurl.com/kwck2ss (I saw that before I saw the famous Farrah Fawcett poster, so I was rather spoiled, shall we say.) Here's what she looks like today: https://tinyurl.com/nsdcfor She's in her 80s now. What do you expect? Anyway, she's still feisty. She's constantly getting in trouble with the law for complaining about the Muslim invasion of France. Hate speech and such. So I still love her. Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2015 03:51 AM (sdi6R) 753
Just remember when discussing the new Doctors how they have invaded the Hugos in Best Related Works past few years - Chicks Who Dig Time Lords and Queers Who Dig Time Lords.
Though semantically splitting hairs, they are in fact only talking about one Time Lord- just multiple incarnations. So the titles are a bit off. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 03:57 AM (VHZLH) 754
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Just remember when discussing the new Doctors how they have invaded the Hugos in Best Related Works past few years - Chicks Who Dig Time Lords and Queers Who Dig Time Lords. Though semantically splitting hairs, they are in fact only talking about one Time Lord- just multiple incarnations. So the titles are a bit off. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 03:57 AM (VHZLH) I dunno.....maybe some of them want to do a threesome with the Doctor and the Master..... Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 04:00 AM (T1005) 755
I'm still waiting Glen Cook's rumored new Black Company novel. Be interesting to read since all the original characters are either dead or gone one way or another. Except for Lady and Soulcatcher.
That is if the rumors are true. Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 09, 2015 04:01 AM (91eZY) 756
Cthulhu - kinky. Romana is still apparently trapped in E-Space.
Luap Nor, well could read The Dragon Never Sleeps. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 04:03 AM (VHZLH) 757
I dunno.....maybe some of them want to do a threesome with the Doctor and the Master.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 04:00 AM (T1005) ****** Delgado was really brilliant as Master. Ainley seemed to be attempting a lame imitation. Posted by: Zen at April 09, 2015 04:09 AM (XrHO0) 758
And were there religious overtones? The Master seemed to be deliberately Satanic in appearance.
Posted by: Zen at April 09, 2015 04:11 AM (3F6F8) 759
And the new series completely destroyed the Master. Made his reason to go rogue not an aberration within himself, but something imposed upon him by the Council of the Time Lords just so they could have an escape from the Time War.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 04:13 AM (VHZLH) 760
Still waiting for the re release of An Ill Fate Marshaling and Reap the East Wind. I read those as an early teen. Wish i still had those books.
Maybe I'll check Amazon. Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 09, 2015 04:16 AM (91eZY) 761
Well there is Fritz Leiber's Ship of Shadows.
http://www.amazon.com/Ship-Shadows-Fritz-Leiber/dp/0575027096 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 04:21 AM (VHZLH) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 04:23 AM (VHZLH) 763
Something for everyone to ponder.
Banks are now "paying" negative interest on accounts. The Fed has for quite a while paid practically nothing on the interest on it's bonds. Yet they have people lining up to buy these products. There's a few reasons for that and the majority don't bode well. 1) they're so rich and so wealthy they're willing to PAY for somewhere to park their money where it's relatively safe. 2) there's nothing else to invest in. Which means regardless of how well the stock markets doing, companies aren't expanding. (or at least not in the Western countries.) 3) the cost of using any other means to park their money is more expensive or risky. (and that should give everyone pause for thought.) 4) They expect the Fed to protect those assets better than actual property as an investment. Not a good prospectus. The Swiss are now selling THEIR debt at a NEGATIVE INTEREST rate. One has to ask oneself the question: what do they know that we don't? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 09, 2015 04:25 AM (zRby/) 764
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Something for everyone to ponder. Banks are now "paying" negative interest on accounts. The Fed has for quite a while paid practically nothing on the interest on it's bonds. Yet they have people lining up to buy these products. There's a few reasons for that and the majority don't bode well. 1) they're so rich and so wealthy they're willing to PAY for somewhere to park their money where it's relatively safe. 2) there's nothing else to invest in. Which means regardless of how well the stock markets doing, companies aren't expanding. (or at least not in the Western countries.) 3) the cost of using any other means to park their money is more expensive or risky. (and that should give everyone pause for thought.) 4) They expect the Fed to protect those assets better than actual property as an investment. Not a good prospectus. The Swiss are now selling THEIR debt at a NEGATIVE INTEREST rate. One has to ask oneself the question: what do they know that we don't? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 09, 2015 04:25 AM (zRby/) There's far more.... If you have occasional stock purchases and sales, you may have noted that the brokerage firms are reporting metric fucktons of data about your sales, and the Schedule D reporting requirements have become nightmarishly complicated. Occam's razor would have the government taking an entirely unhealthy interest in untaxed appreciation in your portfolio. In addition, several brokerage accounts have berated me for not doing sufficient trading with my cash position, and converted them to "FDIC-protected" accounts. The FDIC is out of money and the next big lurch is going to leave it with a ton of liabilities -- it doesn't take a big stretch to figure that "FDIC-protected" accounts will soon become "FDIC-funding" accounts. Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 04:38 AM (T1005) 765
"One has to ask oneself the question: what do they know that we don't?"
That you can not create something out of nothing? That when real wealth has all but been used up it is time to count your cost and pay the piper? Might as well get into that stolen car and start rolling hot? Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 09, 2015 04:42 AM (91eZY) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 04:42 AM (VHZLH) 767
Just picked up copies of those two books. Thanks for the Amazon Link Anna.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 09, 2015 04:43 AM (91eZY) 768
Both of the Cook books you are missing? That is great. Happy reading.
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The Fed - "All your money are belong to us" Is that what you are intimating Cthulhu? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 04:42 AM (VHZLH) It is well worth the time to study "The Bank War" -- the struggle between Andrew Jackson and the 2nd National Bank of the United States. In particular, note AJ's bank veto speech -- http://tinyurl.com/9hmony -- and its very strong concluding remarks: "It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts of government to their selfish purposes. Distinctions in society will always exist under every just government. Equality of talents, of education, or of wealth can not be produced by human institutions. In the full enjoyment of the gifts of Heaven and the fruits of superior industry, economy, and virtue, every man is equally entitled to protection by law; but when the laws undertake to add to these natural and just advantages artificial distinctions, to grant titles, gratuities, and exclusive privileges, to make the rich richer and the potent more powerful, the humble members of society-the farmers, mechanics, and laborers-who have neither the time nor the means of securing like favors to themselves, have a right to complain of the injustice of their Government. There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses. If it would confine itself to equal protection, and, as Heaven does its rains, shower its favors alike on the high and the low, the rich and the poor, it would be an unqualified blessing. In the act before me there seems to be a wide and unnecessary departure from these just principles. Nor is our Government to be maintained or our Union preserved by invasions of the rights and powers of the several States. In thus attempting to make our General Government strong we make it weak. Its true strength consists in leaving individuals and States as much as possible to themselves-in making itself felt, not in its power, but in its beneficence; not in its control, but in its protection; not in binding the States more closely to the center, but leaving each to move unobstructed in its proper orbit. Experience should teach us wisdom. Most of the difficulties our Government now encounters and most of the dangers which impend over our Union have sprung from an abandonment of the legitimate objects of Government by our national legislation, and the adoption of such principles as are embodied in this act. Many of our rich men have not been content with equal protection and equal benefits, but have besought us to make them richer by act of Congress. By attempting to gratify their desires we have in the results of our legislation arrayed section against section, interest against interest, and man against man, in a fearful commotion which threatens to shake the foundations of our Union. It is time to pause in our career to review our principles, and if possible revive that devoted patriotism and spirit of compromise which distinguished the sages of the Revolution and the fathers of our Union. If we can not at once, in justice to interests vested under improvident legislation, make our Government what it ought to be, we can at least take a stand against all new grants of monopolies and exclusive privileges, against any prostitution of our Government to the advancement of the few at the expense of the many, and in favor of compromise and gradual reform in our code of laws and system of political economy. I have now done my duty to my country. If sustained by my fellow citizens, I shall be grateful and happy; if not, I shall find in the motives which impel me ample grounds for contentment and peace. In the difficulties which surround us and the dangers which threaten our institutions there is cause for neither dismay nor alarm. For relief and deliverance let us firmly rely on that kind Providence which I am sure watches with peculiar care over the destinies of our Republic, and on the intelligence and wisdom of our countrymen. Through His abundant goodness and heir patriotic devotion our liberty and Union will be preserved." Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 04:52 AM (T1005) 770
The underlying criticism of a national bank is that all citizens of the nation become debtors to it. It owns their mortgages, student loans, paycheck advance loans, auto loans.....and every citizen that has such loans has to work X to buy the house, earn a degree, pay the bills, get the car -- plus a little bit more to pay the interest.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 05:01 AM (T1005) 771
Yep the Fed becomes the Manor Lord to all the sharecroppers.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 05:02 AM (VHZLH) 772
Hairy Reid failed to pay off the Las Vegas mob or offended the Chicago mob.The truth can be found by following the money.
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Yep the Fed becomes the Manor Lord to all the sharecroppers. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 05:02 AM (VHZLH) And, since it determines the supply of money in the economy, it can ratchet between "interest is painful" and "going further into debt is pleasant" at will. Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 05:07 AM (T1005) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 05:14 AM (VHZLH) 775
Am I the only one here who read this version of the Hairy Reid story (and I don't remember where I read it, sorry.)
Anyway, a guy posted ... somewhere, said he lived in Nevada and belonged to a 12 Step group (at which point my jaw hit the keyboard because, anonymity, yo) that had hourly meetings on New Year's Eve. According to him, a guy showed up drunk, disheveled and disruptive around 10 pm. The guy, who called himself Larry, was taken outside by several members so as not to disturb the meeting, whereupon he ranted he had just had a serious physical fight with a family member and was afraid that the Secret Service would now be after him. The end. May be bullshit, may be not. Who knows? But it certainly has a surface plausibility to it. Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at April 09, 2015 05:32 AM (faQdQ) 776
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771 Yep the Fed becomes the Manor Lord to all the sharecroppers. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 05:02 AM (VHZLH) And, since it determines the supply of money in the economy, it can ratchet between "interest is painful" and "going further into debt is pleasant" at will. Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 05:07 AM (T1005) Things get really bad when it gets involved with government.....if the central bank goes "going further into debt is pleasant", then people might just buy new cars. If the CB decides to try some "interest is painful", people might default on their car loans and end up with a bunch of cars nobody wants. If the CB is involved with government, however, it can have them buy up a bunch of cars in a "cash for clunkers" program and thin out private sales to where repos can be resold at a profit. Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2015 05:34 AM (T1005) 777
While I have a mutual fund I tend to invest in tangible assets, guns, ammo, tools and now older collectable (at least to me) motorcycles.
I no longer trust the goverment that is flooding the markets with fiat money to have my best interests at heart. In fact I see they are actively plotting to eliminate the middle class by flooding the country with unskilled labor and in other instances with H1B temporary labor in technical fields. As a good friend of mine once stated, "Strap in boys and girls, here's where the ride gets a bit bumpy." Insolvency occurring in the banking system is ugly and a crapton of people are going to lose their asses when it goes tits up. Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at April 09, 2015 06:12 AM (4pjhs) 778
G'morning, all.
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Le NOOD is here...yes?
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That's not how I remember Cave Explorer ending...
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