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Obama Blames Daughter's Asthma on, Get This, Climate Change
Asthma is caused, if by anything, by particles in the air, not by global warming.
Global warming is not caused by particles in the air. CO2 is not a particle. It is a molecule. This is like suggesting that oxygen is "dust" -- air dust, I guess. Anyway, our Low IQ Narcissist is telling more Stories for dummies. I wonder if his daughter might have encountered any particles and irritants in the air she was breathing..@instapundit
Obama blames Global Warming for his daughter's asthma.
Hey, you know what does cause asthma?
Living with a father who smokes.
— John Rivers (@JohnRiversToo) April 8, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Yo yo yo at April 08, 2015 03:04 PM (YtWJn)
Which noble gas is being banned by the EPA? Argon?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 03:04 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 08, 2015 03:05 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Gwyneth's steaming hooha at April 08, 2015 03:05 PM (FdTDf)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 08, 2015 03:06 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: wooga at April 08, 2015 03:06 PM (9aNb8)
Thanks dummies.
Posted by: Bosk at April 08, 2015 03:06 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 08, 2015 03:06 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: keena at April 08, 2015 03:06 PM (zmr2+)
I love it when people who don't know much about science make assumptions about science.
Posted by: The truth at April 08, 2015 03:07 PM (ibvmu)
Posted by: duke at April 08, 2015 03:07 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: BignJames at April 08, 2015 03:07 PM (j7iSn)
But we can't question their parenting. The Burdens are human shields.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 03:07 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:07 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 08, 2015 03:07 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 08, 2015 03:07 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 08, 2015 03:07 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at April 08, 2015 03:07 PM (9aNb8)
The air quality has drastically improved so I dont know what he is whining about. Is she on meds? Has she had to go to the ER?
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 08, 2015 03:08 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 08, 2015 03:08 PM (tAS+t)
Thanks dummies.
Posted by: Bosk at April 08, 2015 03:06 PM (n2K+4)
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Exactly how I think.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2015 03:09 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Llama Joe at April 08, 2015 03:09 PM (78OXS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:09 PM (F2IAQ)
He doesn't even attempt cause and effect. Just global warming bad.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2015 03:09 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Sarry the Super Jeanius at April 08, 2015 03:10 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2015 03:10 PM (TOk1P)
Burn in hell.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 08, 2015 03:10 PM (lmdHn)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2015 03:10 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: JEM at April 08, 2015 03:11 PM (o+SC1)
At this point I've just gotten numb to it all. Daily we're treated to some new gaffe, or scandal, or corruption, or general stupidity and the machine just rolls on. This president, almost every month, survives stuff that would destroy any other administration.
If being a democrat means never having to say your sorry, being a black democrat means you get to keep on doing it over, and over again.
Posted by: Sam In Va at April 08, 2015 03:11 PM (Q52VH)
Posted by: hmitchell3rd at April 08, 2015 03:11 PM (3YCXd)
Hmmm.
Smoking may cause asthma in some people.
Okay, that statement I can accept.
Posted by: teej at April 08, 2015 03:11 PM (Cel0r)
Posted by: Polar Bears eating Penquins at April 08, 2015 03:11 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: brak at April 08, 2015 03:11 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Lazarus at April 08, 2015 03:12 PM (eKT3A)
___________________
Not to worry. Like her incompetent mommy, she'll be "mentored" and given special "preferences" to make up for her lack of aptitude and ability, because . . . black!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 08, 2015 03:12 PM (lmdHn)
There is irony in there somewhere
Posted by: Cyclops at April 08, 2015 03:12 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Donna,,,,,,,Seriously..... at April 08, 2015 03:12 PM (E/XWt)
Posted by: Mary Cloggensteyn from Battleboro on a goat farm at April 08, 2015 03:12 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2015 03:12 PM (A98Xu)
I blame my priapism on global warming, and the only cure for this malady is a strong blow from a hottie like Kate Upton.
Rx - Blowjob!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 08, 2015 03:13 PM (P330y)
>>Hey, you know what does cause asthma? Living with a father who smokes.
Seriously!!!! FFS. This f'ing guy.
Posted by: Lea at April 08, 2015 03:13 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:13 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Malia at April 08, 2015 03:13 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 08, 2015 03:14 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 08, 2015 03:08 PM (tAS+t
The white zone is for loading and unloading only
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:14 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: no good deed at April 08, 2015 03:14 PM (ZKGnj)
Posted by: Particle Man at April 08, 2015 03:14 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: wooga at April 08, 2015 03:15 PM (9aNb8)
Posted by: Haiku Guy at April 08, 2015 03:15 PM (hmj8n)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 03:15 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Dr. Doomsday at April 08, 2015 03:15 PM (W41Dn)
Posted by: Speller at April 08, 2015 03:15 PM (PsEVn)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 08, 2015 03:15 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at April 08, 2015 03:15 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:16 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 03:16 PM (oKE6c)
Klaatu: The test of any such higher authority is, of course, the police force that supports it. For our policemen, we created a race of robots. Their function is to patrol the planets in spaceships like this one and preserve the peace. In matters of aggression, we have given them absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. At the first sign of violence, they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty for provoking their action is too terrible to risk. The result is, we live in peace, without arms or armies, secure in the knowledge that we are free from aggression and war. Free to pursue more... profitable enterprises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works.
Posted by: Gort at April 08, 2015 03:16 PM (e8kgV)
I witnessed Global Warming first hand when I was ordered into Cambodia on Christmas Eve by President Nixon.
Posted by: John F'n Kerry at April 08, 2015 03:16 PM (P330y)
Posted by: DaveA at April 08, 2015 03:16 PM (DL2i+)
Obama logic:
"We know that if there are more wildfires, a consequence of rising temperatures, that there are going to be more particulates in the air."
Thought all that rain and snow, which washes particulates out of the air and tends to put out fires, was also evidence of global warming.
So, seems like push.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2015 03:16 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: wooga at April 08, 2015 03:15 PM (9aNb
Shit that's bad for you?
Fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:16 PM (/tNwW)
If Bush said this, they'd have medical experts on all the major networks explaining how stupid this is.
By this logic, everyone living in equitorial regions, or Florida, would have asthma.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 08, 2015 03:16 PM (xkSSa)
Fundamentally changing that.... not the Leader part... but the FREE part...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 03:17 PM (qh617)
Posted by: joncelli at April 08, 2015 03:17 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 03:17 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:16 PM (/tNwW
And this is is news?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:17 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2015 03:17 PM (78GBd)
environment will cause health problems, and I think most people
understand that,"<<<
Al Gore can suck it! Give this man ANOTHER Nobel!
Posted by: Fritz at April 08, 2015 03:17 PM (ty633)
The Bad News: Because of global warming they'll wheeze like a 70 year-old marathon runner as they do it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 08, 2015 03:17 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: no good deed at April 08, 2015 03:18 PM (ZKGnj)
I'd love to see a comparison of his carbon footprint to the average person's. I bet he surpasses an average person's annual consumption in user a week. Heck, how much fuel was wasted when he and Michelle flew to LA separately a few weeks ago?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 03:18 PM (2TN4k)
The government needs to exercise greater control over environmental conditions. What this sorry episode demonstrates is that only government can save the Children.
Posted by: Josh Earnest at April 08, 2015 03:18 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 03:18 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:16 PM (/tNwW
And this is is news?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:17 PM (F2IAQ)
No, just getting it off my chest so I don't get backed up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:18 PM (/tNwW)
... to be administered by the Secret Secret (when they aren't cavorting or drunk)
Posted by: Harry Callahan at April 08, 2015 03:18 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 03:18 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Haiku Guy at April 08, 2015 03:18 PM (hmj8n)
The government needs to exercise greater control over environmental
conditions. What this sorry episode demonstrates is that only
government can save the Children.
Posted by: Josh Earnest at April 08, 2015 03:18 PM (FCsIb)
When it's not busy funding abortions to kill them in the womb.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 03:19 PM (4df7R)
The Bad News: Because of global warming they'll wheeze like a 70 year-old marathon runner as they do it.
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Wheezing makes me horny. Sounds like a Yoga class.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 03:19 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 03:19 PM (sj3Ax)
But you repeat yourself.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 03:19 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Furious George at April 08, 2015 03:19 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 03:18 PM (oKE6c)
Then thank goodness we're killing them all off!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 03:19 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: small town girl, crusader at April 08, 2015 03:19 PM (F8EBp)
Posted by: Okra Wintree at April 08, 2015 03:19 PM (P330y)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 08, 2015 03:20 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:14 PM (F2IAQ)
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
Posted by: wooga at April 08, 2015 03:20 PM (9aNb8)
Posted by: toby928(C) tells it like it is at April 08, 2015 03:20 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 08, 2015 03:17 PM (8ZskC)
As long as they take their dentures out, I'm cool with that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:21 PM (F2IAQ)
However, as a second-hand smoke trigger for asthma? Probably not any greater with mj vs. tobacco.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2015 03:21 PM (TOk1P)
Reid reveals that he can only see with "one eye" on "Univison"
So now he has two heads, each with one functioning eye?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 08, 2015 03:21 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at April 08, 2015 03:21 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: @joefl65 at April 08, 2015 03:21 PM (UFV5W)
So Climate change doesnt cause asthma, but the 'cure' for climate change could improve overall health.
"Thus, one possible method for garnering support for carbon
emissions reduction is to emphasize the added co-benefit of reducing present-day, health-related
impacts. However, it remains to be understood whether public health messaging can lead to
improved climate change mitigation efforts, or how specific segments of the US population will
respond to this message. In particular, emphasizing health co-benefits may be a strong
motivator of attitude change among individuals who are less concerned about environmental
threats or who deny the existence of anthropogenic climate change."
More at the link http://tinyurl.com/pfprqpv
Posted by: McCool at April 08, 2015 03:21 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: Carol
____________________
Hmmmmmm, I wonder why we never get to look at his medical records?
Posted by: Furious George at April 08, 2015 03:21 PM (UlJ3l)
environment will cause health problems, and I think most people
understand that"
I know, right? When it's sunny I might get skin cancer, when it's cold I might get frostbite...it's like Gaia wants to freakin kill us all or something. There ought to be a law against that....
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 03:22 PM (2TN4k)
I have asthma. It's pretty mild and is driven by my allergies. So anything that sets my allergies off (pollen, dust, mold, even some strong smells and perfumes) can send me into an attack of it bothers me enough.
All of that has zero to do with the earth warming. It is not caused by the temperature or climate. It's caused by shit floating in the air.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 08, 2015 03:22 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 08, 2015 03:22 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:18 PM (/tNwW)
Ok, I do understand that. I take it you have FNC on? Too bad, I'm listening to Zappa at the moment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:22 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: The Liberal Left at April 08, 2015 03:23 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Teh Preznit at April 08, 2015 03:23 PM (D5hxK)
I blame Jay Cutler. And Obama.
Posted by: Fritz at April 08, 2015 03:23 PM (ty633)
I sympathize with Hairy Reed for his loss of vision, and will do everything in my power to find a member of the unwashed proletariat who will be ordered to submit to retinal surgery to replace Saint Harry's eyesight.
Posted by: Bronco Bama the Magnificent at April 08, 2015 03:23 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Kanye West-Jenner at April 08, 2015 03:23 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: hmitchell3rd at April 08, 2015 03:11 PM (3YCXd)
Nope. During the 70s it was because of the impending Ice Age. During the 80s it was due to Ozone layer depletion.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 08, 2015 03:24 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 08
Really? That was needed how? TMI
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:24 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Heralder at April 08, 2015 03:24 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:16 PM (/tNwW
He's on his period - and it's a heavy flow. Plus he's using a new brand of mascara and it just doesn't do a thing for his dreamy lashes. And he's had diarrhea since his new undocumented Cuban boyfriend moved in.
Hey, it's not easy being fabulous like Shep.
Posted by: Lazarus at April 08, 2015 03:24 PM (eKT3A)
I just learned that...
Posted by: Obama at April 08, 2015 03:24 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:22 PM (F2IAQ)
Yeah was. Just switched to the Micheal Kay Show on YES. Had my fill of the real news for the day.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:24 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 03:24 PM (2TN4k)
"Pet dander and fur also aggravates asthma. So the pet owning smoker is concerned about his daughter's asthma enough to not do anything about it personally. Color me surprised."
The Portuguese water dog is a recommendedbreed for people with asthma and allergies because of the dander. My wife has asthma and we have a portie. My guess is that is the reason the Obamas have them.The smoking on the other hand.....
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 08, 2015 03:25 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Kanye West-Jenner at April 08, 2015 03:25 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at April 08, 2015 03:25 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: President SchtupStick at April 08, 2015 03:25 PM (1Rgee)
But then Obama has to admit that reducing CO2 would reduce plant growth. Is he willing to admit that? More pollen, from more plant growth. Headline should read "Obama Against Plants Growing".
Or "Obama says America Too Green". "We must stop this growth now"
Posted by: Illiniwek at April 08, 2015 03:25 PM (QGjci)
Don't forget Acid Rain!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 03:25 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Lazarus at April 08, 2015 03:25 PM (eKT3A)
Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 03:25 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Judge Shmales at April 08, 2015 03:25 PM (OD2ni)
Yeah was. Just switched to the Micheal Kay Show on YES. Had my fill of the real news for the day.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:24 PM (/tNwW)
Is that an East Coast thing?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:26 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ken in NH at April 08, 2015 03:26 PM (MqjGP)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 03:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2015 03:26 PM (zoehZ)
I secretly learned from a famous friend that fire won't melt steel, and that celebrity asked me not to divulge its name. I will honor its request.
Posted by: Hussein the Dazzler at April 08, 2015 03:27 PM (P330y)
"We should also keep in mind that Obama thinks that cow farts are killing the planet. "
I know. We really dodged a bullet there by wiping out those huge buffalo herds in the 19th century.
Posted by: Speller at April 08, 2015 03:27 PM (PsEVn)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 03:27 PM (oVJmc)
here's an article from that far right wing mag, mother jones: http://tinyurl.com/msv8g94
Posted by: Mallfly at April 08, 2015 03:27 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Some future Democrat President/Governor at April 08, 2015 03:27 PM (oKE6c)
I blame my asthma on pollen imported on the jet stream from Ohio.
F*ck you,Ohio.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 03:17 PM (4df7R)
It's all that f*cking Johnny Appleseed's fault!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 08, 2015 03:27 PM (wtvvX)
I grew up in the 70's and 80's with bad, bad asthma. So is that proof
of global warming?"
Same here. Except I never used my asthma as leverage to force societal changes, higher taxes, more govt regulations etc... I just suffered through it as best I could and eventually outgrew it. But I'm just a Privileged Heterosexual White Male so what would I know?
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 08, 2015 03:27 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 08, 2015 03:27 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 08, 2015 03:28 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: theshoebart at April 08, 2015 03:29 PM (t+FbN)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
He's just prescribing some radiation therapy.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 08, 2015 03:29 PM (wtvvX)
Heh. But seriously, what's so particularly bad about cow flatulence? I mean, not elephants, rhino, hippos, manatees, whales....? Just. cows.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 03:29 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: toby928(C) tells it like it is at April 08, 2015 03:29 PM (rwI+c)
Global Warming slowed down the growth of my breasts, and I blame the environmental nutjobs for not warning me sooner.
Posted by: S E Cupp at April 08, 2015 03:29 PM (P330y)
Just wondering how the rules work.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 03:29 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 03:30 PM (sj3Ax)
--------------------------------------
That could be up for serious debate too.
Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 03:30 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 08, 2015 03:28 PM (ZvKdv)
A certain "rich" and "powerful" poster said that was an awesome thing to do.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:30 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: she got better at April 08, 2015 03:30 PM (9Z8lH)
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 08, 2015 03:30 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 03:29 PM (g1DWB
And your sarcasm made me giggle
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:31 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: despair at April 08, 2015 03:31 PM (J6suc)
I was quite bitchy last night on O'Reilly, and I believe the reason for my attitude was the prevalence of global warming in North America, and a slight case of a bleeding vag, but primarily global warming.
Posted by: Kirsten Powers at April 08, 2015 03:31 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 03:31 PM (oDCMR)
I see. I thought your "white zone" comment was an Airplane! reference.
Posted by: wooga at April 08, 2015 03:31 PM (9aNb8)
Posted by: Malia at April 08, 2015 03:31 PM (rwI+c)
_____________________
Yes, watching "religion of peace" adherents like ISIS and AQ slaughter tens of thousands of innocent people for the crime of not being Muslim -- watching them chop off heads, bury kids alive, rape innocent and defenseless women, throw gays off tall buildings -- that kind of stuff doesn't trouble Barry.
But thinking about those evil Christians who refuse to bake cakes for gay weddings -- well that just frosts Barry's ass! That's the REAL evil that this world needs to stop! Priorities, people, priorities!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 08, 2015 03:31 PM (lmdHn)
Posted by: Thunder B, Sandy Vag at April 08, 2015 03:32 PM (mlSEY)
Posted by: Scott at April 08, 2015 03:32 PM (5Zlqn)
And I'm the one with the fucking (white) privilege here?
Fucking leftists.
I am more than happy to dehumanize that fucking strain of humanity.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 08, 2015 03:32 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 08, 2015 03:33 PM (27KAF)
Posted by: Kanye West-Jenner at April 08, 2015 03:25 PM (xkSSa)
Yes, they did and fcuk them in particular because of it. I'm the person that benefitted from Primatine Mist. My asthma is relatively mild, so as long as I keep up on my daily Claritin I'm pretty alright. When I was diagnosed with the asthma the Primatine was recommended because I'm not a serious enough case to warrant having a prescription (which now costs me $60 a pop, three times a year, plus the stupid yearly exam to get my prescription renewed). The $19-20 OTC mist was sufficient for my needs, but not those fcukers banned it and now I have to fork out an arm and a leg every year for the one or two attacks I may have every quarter.
It's fricking infuriating.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 08, 2015 03:33 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at April 08, 2015 03:34 PM (TKuBd)
That Jackie girl at the University of Virginia? She really was raped - by global warming.
Global warming also annexed the Crimean Peninsula.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2015 03:34 PM (wdXFj)
Posted by: m at April 08, 2015 03:34 PM (WIUGG)
When Steven Hawking proposed the idea of miniature black holes, suddenly everything was caused by mini black holes. Now everything is due to global warming. Science has fads.
Posted by: despair at April 08, 2015 03:34 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: whoppies golden berg at April 08, 2015 03:34 PM (6lIel)
Yep, he's intentionally linking medical care to global warming, just as the gun-grabbers have defined legalized guns as a health issue.
Blair's Law.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 03:34 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Rolling Stone at April 08, 2015 03:34 PM (eKT3A)
Living with a father who smokes.
Wait, dope smoke causes asthma? Shit I smoke on the balcony, who do they know?
Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at April 08, 2015 03:35 PM (0FSuD)
Whale farts. It always comes back to Mooch.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 03:35 PM (OWMIH)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 08, 2015 03:35 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Kirsten Powers at April 08, 2015 03:35 PM (P330y)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 08, 2015 03:35 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: despair at April 08, 2015 03:34 PM (J6suc)
Hey, I have a theory about MH370!
Posted by: Don Lemon, Airplane expert at April 08, 2015 03:35 PM (HDwDg)
Yeah, I didn't think so...
Posted by: tu3031 at April 08, 2015 03:35 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: tsj017 at April 08, 2015 03:35 PM (4YUWF)
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 03:36 PM (9TPGo)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 03:37 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 03:37 PM (oDCMR)
The hygiene hypothesis. It is but one of many working theories.
Multiple ones are probably right. As it goes, when I enjoy the rare cigar (or pipe as it were) I do it on my back patio and I change and shower before messing with the kiddo. (There are some studies showing the particulates stay in hair and clothing.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 08, 2015 03:37 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2015 03:37 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:24 PM (/tNwW)
Is that an East Coast thing?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:26 PM (F2IAQ)
Well it's the Yankee Network so I guess so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:37 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:24 PM (/tNwW)
Is that an East Coast thing?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:26 PM (F2IAQ)
Well it's the Yankee Network so I guess so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 03:37 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 08, 2015 03:38 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 03:38 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Thunder B, Sandy Vag at April 08, 2015 03:38 PM (mlSEY)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 08, 2015 03:38 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 08, 2015 03:38 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 03:38 PM (0HooB)
I have never in my adult life had consensual sex with a goat, and have no intention of every falling in love with or marrying a goat. End of story.
Posted by: Keith Ellison, D-Fallujah at April 08, 2015 03:38 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 03:39 PM (9TPGo)
You know what caused it? A really bad case of RSV as an infant. His asthma doctor told us that it's essentially the biggest trigger for asthma. Basically, if you take a kid who has a genetic predisposition to allergies and add RSV, you get asthma.
So, does Obama want to start a war on viruses?
Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 03:39 PM (MYCIw)
We live inside the eye of a blue eyed giant. When he tears up that causes it to rain on our planet. See, I can make as much sense as Obama too!
Posted by: LizLem at April 08, 2015 03:39 PM (yRwC8)
The Twittermob is primed to attack.
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 08, 2015 03:39 PM (NeFrd)
Smoking causes asthma.
Hmmm.
Smoking may cause asthma in some people.
Okay, that statement I can accept.
Posted by: teej at April 08, 2015 03:11 PM (Cel0r)
More like smoking can make asthma worse if someone is already having an episode.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 08, 2015 03:39 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: wooga at April 08, 2015 03:39 PM (9aNb8)
Posted by: Thunder B, Sandy Vag at April 08, 2015 03:39 PM (mlSEY)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 03:40 PM (kff5f)
Well let's keep it respectful. TFG is still a #$%^&*&^%$#$%^& however.
Posted by: DaveA at April 08, 2015 03:40 PM (DL2i+)
Shep Smith just might be a catcher, but it's an absolute he's an asshole.
Well, I call absolute on the catching thingy too!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 08, 2015 03:40 PM (P330y)
Kennedy boys that hasn't died a horrible death yet also blames climate
change for his kids' asthma. He's been saying so for years.
Posted by: @joefl65 at April 08, 2015 03:21 PM (UFV5W)
So you're saying he can't even lie creatively? This is my surprised face:-_-
Posted by: LizLem at April 08, 2015 03:40 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Keith Ellison, D-Fallujah at April 08, 2015 03:38 PM (P330y)
So, what's your goat-rape story?
Posted by: West at April 08, 2015 03:40 PM (1Rgee)
make a pitch to Roger Aisles for a prime-time sitcom about life in an incompetent White House
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 03:40 PM (9TPGo)
Posted by: willow at April 08, 2015 03:40 PM (nqBYe)
Seriously! The idiots value mother gaia more than actual people who need to breathe.
Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 03:40 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Thunder B, Sandy Vag at April 08, 2015 03:40 PM (mlSEY)
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 03:41 PM (9TPGo)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 03:41 PM (kff5f)
You know what caused it? A really bad case of RSV as an infant. His asthma doctor told us that it's essentially the biggest trigger for asthma. Basically, if you take a kid who has a genetic predisposition to allergies and add RSV, you get asthma. Posted by: Lauren
****
I have a long-standing rule to not offer medical advice on the web, but if I were to set that rule aside for a moment I would endorse this statement as valid.
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 08, 2015 03:41 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 03:41 PM (0HooB)
It's amazing they even walk upright much less breathe at all.....
Posted by: Lazarus at April 08, 2015 03:41 PM (eKT3A)
dollar vacation to yet another place I'll be lucky to even drive by one
day.
They just went to Japan for spring break.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 03:41 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: acethepug at April 08, 2015 03:41 PM (WK825)
Posted by: Dr. Weldon Schitpanski at April 08, 2015 03:41 PM (wAQA5)
Oh and the media swooning over how smoking hot they are. Can't wait for that.
Doesn't one of them have a mustache?
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 08, 2015 03:42 PM (27KAF)
Posted by: The Tobacky Hat at April 08, 2015 03:42 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 03:42 PM (9TPGo)
Posted by: Global Warming at April 08, 2015 03:42 PM (wdXFj)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 08, 2015 03:42 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 08, 2015 03:42 PM (1BQGO)
I just love that the anti-smoking brigade, who have claimed that second hand smoke causes asthma, cancer, and other bad stuff can turn on a dime and allow a smoker to blame *climate change* when his daughter get asthma.
I don't know what caused Malia's asthma, but it I am sure it wasn't cow farts and fossil fuels messing with the weather.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 03:42 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 08, 2015 03:43 PM (YFFpo)
Base the White House on Fawlty Towers
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 03:43 PM (9TPGo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:43 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 03:43 PM (0HooB)
Maybe asthmatics could touch the garments of Ear Leader and be cured!
No, wait, that's scrofula. Nevermind.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 03:43 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 03:44 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:44 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Thunder B, Sandy Vag at April 08, 2015 03:44 PM (MwV8O)
Pathological-liar-in-chief? Pathological liar of the US (PLOTUS)?
Posted by: LizLem at April 08, 2015 03:44 PM (yRwC8)
*
*
There's your problem right there. If it's noble, it's not egalitarian. It's gotta go.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2015 03:44 PM (k4r6r)
Posted by: dantesed at April 08, 2015 03:45 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2015 03:45 PM (78GBd)
Kate moves to the rear and Charlotte McKinney, SI model, comes to the forefront as America's sweetheart. Blond, beautiful, and exudes sex is a prescription for becoming an In-N-Out burger model.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 08, 2015 03:45 PM (P330y)
Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 03:45 PM (gmeXX)
Well, we had a congressman paint his office like Downton Abbey. So, it probably all evens out in the end.
At least that's what how I believe Charles C. W. Cooke will see it. And he has a British accent.
Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2015 03:45 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2015 03:45 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 03:46 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: tsj017 at April 08, 2015 03:46 PM (4YUWF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2015 03:46 PM (W5DcG)
Fact: Communist grandparents produce voluminous amounts of CO2 while sapping O2 from productive humans and animals.
Is there any family member those two girls can't blame?
Posted by: The Asymetriclly Vibrating Hat at April 08, 2015 03:46 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 03:46 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (d2fbW)
This reminds me, I finally found the British tv add that showed what the greens would like to do to those of us that are skeptical about the global enwarmening.
Youtube- 10:10 no pressure.
It starts with a teacher talking in a calm voice about making changes in our lives, reducing electricity usage at whatnot, then asking who in the class won't make the changes, but no pressure. Two kids raise their hands and the teacher presses a button causing the two kids to explode and spray blood and gore on the rest of the class.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (27KAF)
Posted by: tsj017 at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (4YUWF)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (oVJmc)
Second-hand smoke is 100% lethal. You have a better chance of surviving if you go into the Fukushima reactor, see the Aryan Brotherhood doing something bad, then going to Chernobyl with a box jellyfish on your head to snitch on them.
The silent killer is third-hand smoke.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (wdXFj)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (Cq0oW)
http://tinyurl.com/o7bgjgh
What an asshole.
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (9TPGo)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2015 03:45 PM (78GB
You owe me a roll of paper towel. COFFEE SPEW Hugo
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (F2IAQ)
I remember reading you on night they led police on chase & think you stayed up all night that Thursday night.
Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 03:48 PM (sj3Ax)
Asthma is a social construct.
Posted by: despair at April 08, 2015 03:48 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 03:48 PM (gmeXX)
I'm dying of curiosity here.
How do you wipe your ass with a rock, much less three?
"A new Islamic fatwa in Turkey has decreed that Muslims are allowed to use toilet paper."
WZ
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 03:48 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 08, 2015 03:48 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 03:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Harry Reid's Right Eye at April 08, 2015 03:48 PM (iAUf+)
where is the tea party's John Cleese?
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 03:41 PM (9TPGo)
Ewwwww. Dude doesn't wash his hair.
Seriously, he used to go grocery shopping at the same SoCal Vons I went to for years. Saw him in there every couple of months. Greasy, dandruffy nasty hair. *cringes*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2015 03:48 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 03:49 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 03:49 PM (kff5f)
Welcome to the 12th century, bitches!
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 03:49 PM (oVJmc)
As Obama's personal physician, I installed an AC unit inside his head because of global warming.
Hence the huge scar.
Posted by: Dr. Weldon Schitpanski at April 08, 2015 03:49 PM (wAQA5)
Cigarette smoke causes second hand cancer deaths so he's guilty of trying to murder his own family. Just fvck him, like Reggie does.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 08, 2015 03:49 PM (74McK)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (d2fbW)
I meant to do that.
Posted by: Peewee Herman at April 08, 2015 03:49 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 08, 2015 03:49 PM (6n332)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 03:46 PM (0HooB
Damn BB that is a shame.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:49 PM (F2IAQ)
http://tinyurl.com/o7bgjgh
What an asshole.
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (9TPGo)
Only smog made by White people is evil. All other smog is a result of eco-friendly Gaia-loving quaint ceremonies by morally pure non-Whites...
Posted by: Kyriarchy = Global Warming at April 08, 2015 03:49 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 08, 2015 03:38 PM (Cq0oW)
-------------------------------------
This is a very distinct possibility.
Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 03:49 PM (/HX7u)
Now there's a faith racing toward the 19th Century.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 03:49 PM (LA7Cm)
greens would like to do to those of us that are skeptical about the
global enwarmening. Youtube- 10:10 no pressure.
Yep, it's amazing they were able to write, film, edit, and post that movie as some sort of silly haha take on global warming without one person involved thinking "Maybe this goes to far?"
Also see Audi's "Green Police" ads from a few years ago.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 03:49 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (27KAF)
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spit takes
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2015 03:50 PM (A98Xu)
I blame the idiots who buy into his bullshit and insist that this halfwit is someone to be taken seriously and elected him not once but twice to the most powerful and consequential job on the planet.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 03:50 PM (g1DWB)
But then again, never touch their left hands.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:50 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 08, 2015 03:50 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 03:50 PM (sj3Ax)
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Oh and the media swooning over how smoking hot they are. Can't wait for that.
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Posted by: RoyalOil at April 08, 2015 03:50 PM (ZvKdv)
Cynthia is available.
Bill made his last right turn a few years ago Clyde.
Posted by: DaveA at April 08, 2015 03:51 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 03:51 PM (9TPGo)
I'm dying of curiosity here.
How do you wipe your ass with a rock, much less three?
And according to the fatwa, you have to enter the terlet with your left foot and leave with your right, while praying. Praying that everything, uh, comes out OK?
You put your left foot in, you put your right foot out...
Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 03:51 PM (7ObY1)
But we can't let them kill mosquitos or use electricity to get clean water because they have to die to Save Teh Planet.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 03:51 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 03:51 PM (gmeXX)
"260 "A new Islamic fatwa in Turkey has decreed that Muslims are allowed to use toilet paper."
Welcome to the 12th century, bitches!"
Assholes!
Posted by: Sheryl "one square" Crow at April 08, 2015 03:51 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 03:51 PM (0HooB)
Which is why I always wore gloves when searching detainees.
Ugh.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 03:51 PM (OsWis)
Lost in translation. They actually said "You can wipe your ass with BARACK."
See? Now it makes sense.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 08, 2015 03:51 PM (iAUf+)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 03:51 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:52 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at April 08, 2015 03:52 PM (d2fbW)
Is it the "rising sea levels" or the "global weirdinging"?
Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 03:52 PM (MYCIw)
It's similar to the three shells.
You don't know about the shells?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 03:52 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: dogfish at April 08, 2015 03:52 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 03:52 PM (LA7Cm)
Don't have to wait:
http://tinyurl.com/n9kzh6h
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 03:52 PM (9TPGo)
In: Open range goat grazing to reduce grass/brush on public land. LULZ! because everyone *hearts* feta
Out: Open range cattle grazing on public land.
California Über Alles!
Dead Kennedys
https://youtu.be/GoA_zY6tqQw
Posted by: 13times at April 08, 2015 03:52 PM (WHVu+)
In: Open range goat grazing to reduce grass/brush on public land. LULZ! because everyone *hearts* feta
Out: Open range cattle grazing on public land.
California Über Alles!
Dead Kennedys
https://youtu.be/GoA_zY6tqQw
Posted by: 13times at April 08, 2015 03:52 PM (WHVu+)
I blame the idiots who buy into his bullshit and insist that this halfwit is someone to be taken seriously and elected him not once but twice to the most powerful and consequential job on the planet.
I blame the Congress that won't impeach his traitorous ass.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 03:52 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: DaveA at April 08, 2015 03:53 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: The Barrel at April 08, 2015 03:53 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Malia at April 08, 2015 03:53 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Sharia (or is it Malaria) at April 08, 2015 03:53 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 03:51 PM (7ObY1)
****
You do the hookah pookah...
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 08, 2015 03:53 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 08, 2015 03:53 PM (TPjwz)
http://is.gd/2m8pMs
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 03:53 PM (/kI1Q)
A fatwa on the fatwa! Mo used a rock and liked it! You will too!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 03:53 PM (OWMIH)
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 08, 2015 03:54 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Malia at April 08, 2015 03:53 PM (48QDY)
Newports, little Sharia, now go nag yo Mamma
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:54 PM (F2IAQ)
How do you wipe your ass with a rock, much less three?"
Start with a red/brown rock, then use a white/gray rock to see if you need to use another red/brown rock.
Posted by: Old country joke about corncobs at April 08, 2015 03:54 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Maphia at April 08, 2015 03:54 PM (P330y)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 03:54 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 08, 2015 03:54 PM (NeFrd)
The New Hotness: Global Warming causes asthma (and fallen arches).
Posted by: Roy at April 08, 2015 03:54 PM (VndSC)
I knew that was coming.
Horde never disappoints.
But no, I have seen that movie countless times, and I still have no freaking clue about the seashells.
Posted by: The Barrel at April 08, 2015 03:55 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 08, 2015 03:55 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 03:55 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Art Bell at April 08, 2015 03:55 PM (27KAF)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 03:55 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (wdXFj)
Posted by: Polar Bearz at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (1vYi0)
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The fatwa also decreed Christian beards to be toilet paper.
Posted by: Roy at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (VndSC)
You gotta be shittin' me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (0HooB)
Water, left hand, or three rocks are preferable to TP, according to the article.
That's a mistranslation from the original Arabic. They're technologically far advanced from us Westerners.
It's Three Seashells.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (SpnVI)
I started with Newports.
Posted by: golfman at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 03:53 PM (/kI1Q
Something tells me that she needs one of those No-No things.
Better mustache than on some Armenians I've known
Wonder if they are covered by Obamacare
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (F2IAQ)
OK, my MIL once told of a man at a cafe in Egypt who got up from his table with a glass of water and walked into an open field. Squatted, pulled glass and other hand under cover of robe, and, uh...
That's why eating with one hand in some places.
Posted by: Justamom at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (sVnbw)
Out: Open range cattle grazing on public land.
Mudslides in 3, 2, 1.....
Cows leave some grass.
Goats eat down to bare dirt.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (OWMIH)
Posted by: Harry Reid's Right Eye at April 08, 2015 03:48 PM (iAUf+)
heh
Posted by: m at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (78GBd)
Posted by: Reggie Love at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (d2fbW)
hahahahaha
You know, I've lived my life thinking there was a basic level of common sense in the world. Like, here's my shit-stained ass, and how do I clean it? Probably don't want to use my hand. Probably don't want to use an abrasive object. This leaf is too dry and crumbly. * ding * I know, we need "toilet paper"! It was just inevitable that toilet paper be invented.
But no, common sense is not inevitable in Fucked Up Land of the Middle East.
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (9TPGo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 03:56 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: goon at April 08, 2015 03:57 PM (A53Jp)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 03:57 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 03:52 PM (g1DWB)
Damn you. Some of us are trying to fake being at work here.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2015 03:58 PM (SpnVI)
http://bit.ly/1ItrRjT
Posted by: tmitsss at April 08, 2015 03:59 PM (1nj96)
Try catching pneumonia Barry you dickhead. Ugh.
Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at April 08, 2015 03:59 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-TX at April 08, 2015 03:59 PM (P330y)
>>hahahahaha
I was at a trade fair in Dubai in January. Event was held in a huge event hall and was attended by people from all over the middle east.
The men's room was a horror. Still makes me throw up in my mouth a little just thinking about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 03:59 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 08, 2015 03:59 PM (/kI1Q)
Phrasing.
I started to type Newports. Figured few would know.
Posted by: golfman at April 08, 2015 03:59 PM (48QDY)
When the AP reporter pressed Paul on whether women who have been raped should be able to have an abortion, the senator became annoyed. "I gave you about a five-minute answer," Paul said. "Put in my five-minute answer."
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2015 04:00 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: The rabbit from that joke (the one with the bear) at April 08, 2015 04:00 PM (8LT/S)
Where dust intermingles with hay, feces, etc.
Yep.
Must be global warming.
Dumb fucks.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:00 PM (OsWis)
ANd this is why you don't want a muslim surgeon.
Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 04:00 PM (MYCIw)
Finally getting around to reading the "The Hugo Awards: How to Fight Back in the Culture Wars" article.
Is it too much to ask that "our own side" fact check and get things right? Sad Puppies predated Gamergate by at least a year, and I think by two. It is not an "outgrowth" of Gamergate.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 04:00 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 04:00 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: golfman at April 08, 2015 04:01 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Formerly atnorth at April 08, 2015 04:01 PM (dmnZl)
Water, left hand, or three rocks are preferable to TP, according to the article.
......................................
Of course they are.
Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at April 08, 2015 04:01 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at April 08, 2015 04:01 PM (37prw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:01 PM (OsWis)
That's why eating with one hand in some places.
You don't have enough hands when you have a bad case of the trots.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 04:01 PM (OWMIH)
In 1891, IIRC.
Over 100 of hygiene and they're just now getting around to discovering it?
Not to mention that they need someone to tell them how to use the bathroom?
We actually take those people seriously about anything? They should be laughed back into the caves from whence they came.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 04:01 PM (0HooB)
Alright, when I was in Jakarta I ate at a little restaurant and people just sat and stared at me.
My boyfriend told me I was offending them all by eating with two hands, i.e. a dirty hand.
Right. Uh huh.
I lost about thirty pounds that summer.
Posted by: Justamom at April 08, 2015 04:01 PM (sVnbw)
Because I believe it will be safe due to the cancellation of "American Sniper", but mainly because of global warming.
Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2015 04:02 PM (9ZZd+)
They are doing the censor thing wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 04:02 PM (g1DWB)
GloBull warming? BS.
Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 04:02 PM (sj3Ax)
Never had the pleasure. I get annoyed with the whole "sitzpinkeln" thing in Germany, so Dubai would send me around the bend. I'd probably try to piss on a sheikh just to make a point. "Your hands are smelly? Here sheikh, we call this 'a golden shower,' hahaha isn't that funny? Now how you going to clean *that* up? Hahahah."
Then I'd be executed, but the point would be made.
Posted by: Feh at April 08, 2015 04:02 PM (9TPGo)
The men's room was a horror. Still makes me throw up in my mouth a little just thinking about it.
--------------------------
Try traveling through Azerbaijan by car. The shitters there make Korea look like porcelain heaven.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 04:03 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2015 04:02 PM (9ZZd+
Gonna dress up as a little Teddy Bear?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 04:03 PM (F2IAQ)
As for those who think me benighted; bite me.
Posted by: Papist bograt at April 08, 2015 04:03 PM (Spluw)
Old White Governor Jerry Brown thinks mountain wildfires on public lands are caused by anything but poor USFS/CDF/BLM stewardship.
Well, poor stewardship make it worse. In fact, those ecosystems are EVOLVED to have wildfires every few years. Especially in the SoCal chaparral country.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2015 04:03 PM (SpnVI)
Global warming, is there nothing it can't do.
....................................
Keep me from freezing my ass off in the morning, apparently.
Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at April 08, 2015 04:04 PM (wAQA5)
They are doing the censor thing wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 04:02 PM (g1DWB)
Dubai, huh?
Pro tip: Don't drink the water. No matter how nice the hotel looks....don't drink the water.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2015 04:04 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:04 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 04:04 PM (0HooB)
Global warming causes babies to be born nekkid.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 03:38 PM (0Hoo
And all of them are uncircumcised
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 08, 2015 04:04 PM (0FSuD)
I'm left handed. Fuck them.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 04:04 PM (OWMIH)
GloBull warming? BS.
Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 04:02 PM (sj3Ax)
Now that's bourbon weather.
Posted by: golfman at April 08, 2015 04:04 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 08, 2015 04:05 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2015 04:05 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 04:06 PM (OWMIH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 04:03 PM (F2IAQ)
No, just the usual pink shirt, Docksiders, no socks (only conservatives wear socks), khakis and maybe a purple ascot.
You've got to blend in.
Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2015 04:06 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: golfman at April 08, 2015 04:04 PM (48QDY)
Err... with the Horde, what isn't?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 08, 2015 04:06 PM (kff5f)
The only Western toilet with a seat I encountered in SE Asia was at a McDonalds in Singapore.
It had footprints worn well into the seat.
Great for toning thighs n buttocks tho.
Posted by: Justamom at April 08, 2015 04:07 PM (sVnbw)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 04:07 PM (OWMIH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 08, 2015 04:07 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 04:07 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:07 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 04:03 PM (oDCMR)
My favorite (??!?) cultural observation from the ME involves the total incomprehensibility of western toilets to Arabs.
Just in case you're wondering - and even if you're not - you have to explain to da boyz that, no, in fact you're NOT supposed to stand on the toilet seat to take a dump.
They never did quite understand that.
...with completely predictable results.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2015 04:07 PM (V+kmg)
Global warming won back-to-back Nobel Prizes in literature (1993-94). Only time that's happened.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2015 04:07 PM (8LT/S)
But the temperature's rising this season
I find it alarming
To learn global warming
is causing my kids to be wheezin'
Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 08, 2015 04:08 PM (NeFrd)
It's a "pause." In warming.
Another word for pause is "stagnation."
It's stagnant air, caused by global warming's pause, and probably fluorocarbons or some kind of shit, that caused Malia's asthma.
Not Obama's second-hand smoke. Not Beijing's smog.
Say it with me, "stagnant global warming pause air and shit."
Just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it. We have camps where you can practice.
Posted by: Green Czar at April 08, 2015 04:09 PM (9TPGo)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 04:07 PM (OsWis)
More of a insipid liberal look.
Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2015 04:09 PM (9ZZd+)
That Barry smokes is just another Fun Fact To Know And Tell at family dinners here in CA.
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2015 04:09 PM (wAQA5)
Has anyone noted that asthma is more prevalent among the black community?
And for extra harfs, look at the US State info map. Note the states with >9% adult asthma rates.
http://www.cdc.gov/vitalsigns/asthma/
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2015 04:11 PM (SpnVI)
I meant to say "Climate Change" tm. You know, that thing that's happening that hasn't happened since the beginning of time until humans arrived.
Oh, incidentally, sometimes I can be quite psychic. I try to suppress it but it still comes through, mostly when I'm tired and my defenses are down. There I was drifting off to sleep in the afternoon following a very long walk when Gia spoke directly into my ear. I was startled because her voice is incredibly beautiful, a bit sexual actually, and as if her voice is wired to my eardrum and all the little bones in there she said, "Tell everybody 'thank you' for getting all that gunky oil out of my pores. Thank everybody. Thank you." She sounded so incredibly grateful. Then she kept repeating that message and I feel completely asleep.
Posted by: bour3 at April 08, 2015 04:11 PM (5x3+2)
Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2015 04:13 PM (8LT/S)
Posted by: Xavier at April 08, 2015 04:16 PM (MB7G/)
Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2015 04:16 PM (8LT/S)
Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2015 04:18 PM (8LT/S)
Posted by: WatingForMartel at April 08, 2015 04:20 PM (BYSrJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 04:21 PM (DXzRD)
"The only Western toilet with a seat I encountered in SE Asia was at a McDonalds in Singapore.
It had footprints worn well into the seat.
Great for toning thighs n buttocks tho."
I am happy to report that as of lasy year Hong Kong had Western toilets everywhere. Lots of toilet paper and every single one was super clean.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 08, 2015 04:21 PM (37prw)
Posted by: Zero Wing at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (eOpVe)
about making changes in our lives, reducing electricity usage at
whatnot, then asking who in the class won't make the changes, but no
pressure. Two kids raise their hands and the teacher presses a button
causing the two kids to explode and spray blood and gore on the rest of
the class.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 08, 2015 03:47 PM (6n332)
See, no one's FORCING you to change...
Posted by: Sally Kohn and useful lefties at April 08, 2015 04:25 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 08, 2015 04:27 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 08, 2015 04:27 PM
But out of respect it sometimes hangs in a buffalo stance.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2015 04:35 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2015 04:35 PM (h4vJk)
And second hand cigarette smoke is as bad as exhaust fumes.
Over to you, Barry.
Posted by: PJ at April 08, 2015 05:09 PM (cHuNI)
Yes, I was wondering too, the oldest can't be 17 yet, and we've had
warming cessation for at least 17 years, how does this "not warming"
give her asthma?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2015 04:05 PM (A98Xu)
The thought of the rape that Geia has to endure on a DAILY BASIS caused her to hyperventilate.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 08, 2015 05:11 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: #OccupyDC at April 08, 2015 05:20 PM (sCHw2)
Global Warming wiped out the Buffalo...
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 08, 2015 04:27 PM (eOpVe)"
Cute. You're obviously trying to assuage some of your "White Guilt", Paleface.......
Posted by: Crying Indian at April 08, 2015 05:22 PM (sCHw2)
I witnessed Global Warming first hand when I was ordered into Cambodia on Christmas Eve by President Nixon.
And there I was, right beside him; he on his journey quest to be John F. Kennedy, and I on mine to become legend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kGHmIZ4IUY
Posted by: Brian Willaims at April 08, 2015 05:36 PM (5CWXs)
Posted by: Smorgasbord at April 08, 2015 05:36 PM (d4C+6)
"Listen carefully, I said 'not on MY watch' you dullards. My 3D chess has me livin large in Hawaii by then ... where will you turkeys be? Suckers! "
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