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Overnight Open Thread (4-7-2015)
Due to society and the prejudices of others the state of tonight's ONT will be weak.
Charles Murray's Field Guide to Civil Disobedience
Megan McArdle: Rolling Stone Can't Even Apologize Right
Phi Kappa Psi to "pursue legal action" against Rolling Stone
And Eugene Volokh Analyzes Their Prospects in a Libel Suit
The Friends That Jackie Smeared
Sonny Bunch: At Some Point, 'Jackie' Needs to Be Held Accountable
Welcome to Our Illegal Immigration Clusterf*ck
Let's see if I can summarize:(1) The Hill has taken to calling unaccompanied children who have arrived in this country illegally "unaccompanied immigrant children."
(2) There are groups who have government contracts to take care of such children.
(3) Quite a few of these children have been raped.
(4) The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops is one of the groups that has such a government contract.
(5) The administration has proposed that such contractors be required by the government "to provide access to contraception and abortion for unaccompanied immigrant children who have been raped."
(6) The Catholic bishops are objecting to fulfilling the contraception/abortion requirement.
(7) The ACLU is suing, not the bishops, but the Obama administration, in order to gain access to "documents it says will show religious organizations are restricting access to abortions for unaccompanied immigrant children."
(8 ) The bishops believe their right to refuse comes under the recently-in-the-limelight federal Religious Freedom Restoration Act.
Twitter's Todd Kincannon Goes Cuckoo
He's been spinning out of control for the last year or two. I'm putting my money on bipolar. With maybe a side bet on lesser demonic possession.
Judge Allows Divorce Papers To Be Served Via Facebook
Yet another reason not to be on FB.
How a Bill Really Becomes a Law
The Schoolhouse Rock cartoon is the theoretical version - here is the actual process.
10 Things You Might Not Know About 'Anne of Green Gables'
It's big in Japan and by big I mean really big. And surprising it was also popular with the WWII Polish underground:
Anne of Green Gables was translated, although not officially, into Polish in 1912. This pirated copy, under the spurious author name "Anne Montgomery," would become hugely popular and deeply important to Poland over the next 40 years and beyond. During World War II, the Polish resistance issued copies of Anne of Green Gables to its fighters as a reminder of what they were fighting for and to emphasize the values of family, loyalty, and selflessness-all of the things that plucky Anne seemed to embody. After the War and during the Communist occupation, the book was suppressed as subversive, largely due to its themes of resisting authority and the importance and value of the individual. The book was big on the black market; the copies sold there were often patched together from personal copies that hadn't been confiscated.
Attention Morons: Website Looking For Brothel Tester Who is a University Graduate, Speaks French, and 'Is Not Afraid of Contact'
Contact Ace is you need some speed French lessons. Or a fairly passable 'BA' diploma from DeVry.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 07, 2015 10:59 PM (hohwc)
Posted by: Vendette at April 07, 2015 10:59 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: John Boehner at April 07, 2015 10:59 PM (sQzB6)
Thoughtcrime is doubleplusungood. Here is training to insure that you are conditioned to express only thoughts consistent with Social Justice.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8473
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2015 11:00 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 07, 2015 11:00 PM (oVJmc)
BTW it's raining in Cali right now. Hardest hit: Jerry Brown.
BWAHAHAHA.
Posted by: PJ at April 07, 2015 11:00 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Mark David Chapman at April 07, 2015 11:01 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Vendette at April 07, 2015 11:01 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:01 PM (L/iJQ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2015 11:02 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 07, 2015 11:02 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 07, 2015 11:02 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:03 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2015 11:03 PM (hr4aJ)
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2015 11:03 PM (ahBY0)
Out with my son, I had to pull onto a sidewalk to get under the eaves of a store because I thought my windshield was going to get shattered. Plenty of other people doing the same thing, even a cop.
Every time it started to let up, it would come again in another wave. I didn't know hail would go on that long, but at least there was no tornado behind it...
http://tinyurl.com/lt9asrz
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 07, 2015 11:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 07, 2015 11:02 PM (Gosad)
How is everyone's favorite Son of Crank doing? We probably need to buy you childproofing stuff.
Posted by: Vendette at April 07, 2015 11:03 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Judge Sports Machine at April 07, 2015 11:04 PM (kNRq8)
Is that SFW?
Posted by: rickl at April 07, 2015 11:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: jukin at April 07, 2015 11:04 PM (6/3ga)
https://youtu.be/eme9tEOWgCY
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:04 PM (Fx+0y)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 07, 2015 11:04 PM (TF10X)
Posted by: Vendette at April 07, 2015 11:01 PM (TEpA2)
******
Doing great Vendette, thank ya. Hope this finds you the same.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 07, 2015 11:04 PM (ilEsF)
Todd Kincannon, because no one knows whtf your e-nemie is:
J. Todd Kincannon is an attorney and political activist known for his statements made regarding political issues and current events. Kincannon briefly held the position of executive director of the South Carolina Republican Party, resigning after three months.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Kincannon
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 07, 2015 11:05 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 07, 2015 11:05 PM (W5DcG)
Ooooh, shiny!
*goes on lottery list*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2015 11:05 PM (Yp6Vn)
Mayweather is obviously a dumb shit. He'll be broke in 5 years.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2015 11:06 PM (DeRoy)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2015 11:07 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 07, 2015 11:07 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 07, 2015 11:02 PM (kivUY
Its the leaf covering Yoko Ono's mommy parts
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:07 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2015 11:07 PM (Yp6Vn)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 07, 2015 11:07 PM (Bl4dy)
16:
Why didn't you just jump out and shout
I'm Zap Rowsdower! Hail, be still!
That's what I would do if my name was Zap Rowsdower.
Posted by: Mark David Chapman at April 07, 2015 11:08 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2015 11:08 PM (Yp6Vn)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 07, 2015 11:08 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 07, 2015 11:08 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:08 PM (L/iJQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer
I concur. It'th positively ludicrouthp.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at April 07, 2015 11:08 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2015 11:09 PM (XAFOu)
Also, I go onto twitter for the first time in 6 months and have a message waiting for me.
"You are so full of shit! Where is your white robe you motherfucker? We will not go back to the days of Jim Crow!"
I have idea what this is referring to. I guess some insult from the St Trayvon incident. Twitter is a fucking virus.
Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2015 11:09 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:09 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:09 PM (L/iJQ)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 07, 2015 11:10 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 07, 2015 11:10 PM (BJLGz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:09 PM (F2IAQ)
Nope. Others lost power? Yes.
Posted by: Vendette at April 07, 2015 11:10 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Mark David Chapman at April 07, 2015 11:11 PM (KG0mU)
I am curious why he thinks a private fund can out-litigate the gov.?
maybe i have to read his article.brb.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at April 07, 2015 11:11 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Ktgreat
Crazy, insane rightie that threw grenades on twitter with both hands. Went looking for more fights than he could handle. Got booted off twitter and the state bar threatened to disbar him... all of which was eminently foreseeable.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2015 11:11 PM (Yp6Vn)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2015 11:09 PM (XAFOu)
*Looks at clock*
Posted by: Vendette at April 07, 2015 11:12 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2015 11:12 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:12 PM (L/iJQ)
And yet millions of American Catholics will dutifully line up and pull the lever for the Ds every...single...election.
But that's none of my business.
Posted by: Iasonas at April 07, 2015 11:12 PM (DU875)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 07, 2015 11:13 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 07, 2015 11:13 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2015 11:13 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2015 11:13 PM (T1005)
When you dance with the Devil, he is going to be the one calling the tune.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 07, 2015 11:14 PM (5DGKy)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2015 11:11 PM (Yp6Vn
Thanks for voxing. Saves me from reading about him. If Maet is making pronouncements that dude must be one sad mofo.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:15 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at April 07, 2015 11:15 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:15 PM (F2IAQ)
Peter Pan poor quality - https://youtu.be/iAT8tFFqJxs
Got released in 89 by Saban in the US with an English dub.
The Snow Queen - https://youtu.be/inowsoyOaAQ
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:16 PM (Fx+0y)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:16 PM (L/iJQ)
I don't know about that, his net worth is somewhere north of 280 million which would allow him to spend 25k every day for the next 30 years if he wanted.
That's a lot of scratch.
Sure he could blow all of that money on a single Picasso but he doesn't look like the artsy type.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 07, 2015 11:16 PM (BJLGz)
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2015 11:17 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 07, 2015 11:17 PM (ucDmr)
But that's none of my business.
Posted by: Iasonas
More Leftist than Catholic. Competing religious thought can be a bitch.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2015 11:18 PM (Yp6Vn)
Scotch and cigars all around! And lemon bars for AtC...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 07, 2015 11:19 PM (60Vyp)
Look at the puffs!!!
Man I love those movies. Hilarious to think of them as subversive.
Posted by: Lea at April 07, 2015 11:19 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2015 11:19 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2015 11:19 PM (DeRoy)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at April 07, 2015 11:19 PM (QHysE)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 07, 2015 11:20 PM (Gosad)
You're damned right you fuckers, if I get a chance. And you better be ready if I do. As if I could out drink you guys, anyway. lol
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2015 11:21 PM (ahBY0)
Scotch and cigars all around! And lemon bars for AtC...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 07, 2015 11:19 PM (60Vyp)
*Hauls everything out of the bar*
Congratulations! Will let AtC know about the lemon bars.
Posted by: Vendette at April 07, 2015 11:21 PM (TEpA2)
If you're a right-wing grenade thrower with borderline personality disorder, Twitter kicks you off.
If you're a left-wing grenade thrower with borderline personality disorder, George Soros pays you to tweet and blog. Is that about right?
Oy, what a country.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 07, 2015 11:21 PM (GuwT9)
Good lord! How bad do you have to be to get kicked off twitter? That place is a cesspool.
Posted by: Lea at April 07, 2015 11:22 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: goon at April 07, 2015 11:22 PM (A53Jp)
"
Congrats, COJ!
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:22 PM (L/iJQ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 07, 2015 11:23 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2015 11:23 PM (ahBY0)
It will be, but it shouldn't. First of all, the cop who did the shooting is being charged with murder.
Second, very few are defending the cop's action.
Personally, I think a lot's going to depend on what King Shit says tomorrow. They'll take their cue from him....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 07, 2015 11:23 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 07, 2015 11:23 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Lea at April 07, 2015 11:22 PM (vmMMi)
*******
As noted above, his crime was not being vocal. It was using the wrong think thing while doing so.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 07, 2015 11:24 PM (ilEsF)
An updated Son of Crank photo was uploaded to Twitter Easter Day, I believe. @conservativecra
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 07, 2015 11:20 PM (Gosad)
....and he certainly seems like an inquisitive little guy.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2015 11:24 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Vendette at April 07, 2015 11:24 PM (TEpA2)
I'll try to enjoy.
Posted by: Farmer at April 07, 2015 11:24 PM (o/90i)
Please.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:24 PM (Fx+0y)
Agreed, and you KNOW King Shit will insert himself into this at some point.
Guy can't help himself.
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at April 07, 2015 11:24 PM (QHysE)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2015 11:24 PM (Z1b6E)
I became fascinated by the net worth of celebrities athletes and stars.
For instance that punk ass no talent ass clown, Justin Beiber has a net worth north of 200 million, while the band members of Rush have a collective net worth less than 90 million.
Justin freaking Beiber!!
Posted by: Kreplach at April 07, 2015 11:25 PM (BJLGz)
[fading up, echoing] ...Choose equality as your special talent. Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail. Be your best by never being your best. Conformity will set you free. Accept your limitations, and happiness will follow. You're no better than your friends. [abruptly fades back under]
Jonestown? Soviet prison camp?
No! It's the very subversive season-opener for My Little Pony - for those of us who've "cut the cable" it is here: http://tinyurl.com/lree7gb
Posted by: Steck at April 07, 2015 11:25 PM (5i94q)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 07, 2015 11:25 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at April 07, 2015 11:25 PM (QHysE)
And that was just some poem they tacked on to the Statue of Liberty.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 07, 2015 11:25 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 07, 2015 11:20 PM (Gosad)
Is he a ginger?
Posted by: Vendette at April 07, 2015 11:25 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 07, 2015 11:17 PM (ucDmr
WTF?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:25 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2015 11:26 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2015 11:26 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:27 PM (Fx+0y)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 07, 2015 11:27 PM (Gosad)
As with so many historical stories embellished, re-told, changed. No malice, just word of mouth.
I remember a show remarking that Goliath may have just been an unusually large man for the time (6'2", 200lbs) going up agin a normal sized guy at the time (5'4", 130lbs) and the little guy being particularly smart.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:28 PM (L/iJQ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 07, 2015 11:17 PM (ucDmr
WTF?
Don't start any shit ol' man, my mind is made up!
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2015 11:28 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 07, 2015 11:28 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:27 PM (Fx+0y)
Thanks.
So when do you have to appear in court for that comment
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2015 11:29 PM (XAFOu)
No idea what you could be implying as I was speaking in generalities.
shifty eyes >>
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:30 PM (Fx+0y)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 07, 2015 11:31 PM (TpkkL)
I often refer to it as the bathroom stall of the internet.
Posted by: puddleglum at April 07, 2015 11:31 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Lea at April 07, 2015 11:22 PM (vmMMi)
*******
As noted above, his crime was not being vocal. It was using the wrong think thing while doing so.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 07, 2015 11:24 PM (ilEsF)
Eh. I don't think Kincannon's over-the-top insults and tweet rants at anyone who crossed him were helping the right's cause anyway. That's why I used to joke that conservative groups should get together and pay him a monthly stipend to not tweet.
What's sad is that say 3-4 years ago he was actually a pretty funny guy on Twitter. And then I started noticing that there were fewer and fewer gaps in time when he wasn't tweeting something. And he started getting steadily nastier and un-funnier.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 07, 2015 11:31 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 07, 2015 11:31 PM (TpkkL)
Posted by: RWC
Incorrect.
I dont' think Ace has written about him at all.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2015 11:32 PM (Yp6Vn)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 07, 2015 11:27 PM (Gosad)
I asked because of this:
http://tinyurl.com/ooryge4
Posted by: Vendette at April 07, 2015 11:32 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 07, 2015 11:28 PM (ucDmr
spit it out.
I'm still on the AoS Decision Desk thingie
DArtist coming to WI?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:32 PM (F2IAQ)
A government agency, duly created by law, entering into a contract with a religion, Catholics in this case, would seem to skirting near a violation of the First Amendment. The government seems to be either "pro" something or "anti" something and seems to have lost the notion of the third choice, namely fiercely neutral and without opinion. This is what the Founders intended in many respects of life: religion, speech, commerce.
Posted by: dogfish at April 07, 2015 11:33 PM (1vYi0)
shifty eyes >>
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:30 PM
Anna, could you email me at my nic? I've recd something you might be interested in.
T
Posted by: Farmer at April 07, 2015 11:33 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:33 PM (Fx+0y)
Posted by: goon at April 07, 2015 11:34 PM (A53Jp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:34 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: eman at April 07, 2015 11:34 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:34 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 07, 2015 11:34 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2015 11:35 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:34 P
With a job?
Pretty please fingers are tired from being crossed for steve Lord.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:35 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2015 11:35 PM (Yp6Vn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:35 PM (L/iJQ)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 07, 2015 11:35 PM (BJLGz)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2015 11:35 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Ktgreat
Crazy, insane rightie that threw grenades on twitter with both hands. Went looking for more fights than he could handle. Got booted off twitter and the state bar threatened to disbar him... all of which was eminently foreseeable.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2015 11:11 PM (Yp6Vn)
His wife look like a cutie though.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at April 07, 2015 11:35 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2015 11:35 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures) at April 07, 2015 11:35 PM (LnE5F)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:36 PM (L/iJQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:33 PM (Fx+0y)
Or pissed on an electric fence.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:37 PM (F2IAQ)
jeebus"
Your government (because I know you voted for Barry) is not here to help you.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:37 PM (L/iJQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:37 PM (Fx+0y)
Settle down boys, and finish what you're doing, it'll be awhile yet. I got into the bottle of red again. I'll be there soon enough though.
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2015 11:38 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:37 PM (F2IAQ)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW6rENTfaU
Posted by: Muddy mudkipper at April 07, 2015 11:38 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: goon at April 07, 2015 11:39 PM (A53Jp)
Posted by: goon
We have nothing to fear with Barak Obama in the White House.
Posted by: Juan McCain at April 07, 2015 11:40 PM (GuwT9)
Lot of recomstruction ahead of us, hopefully.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2015 11:40 PM (XAFOu)
And I'm sure he'll saying something to calm everyone down. :/
Posted by: andycanuck at April 07, 2015 11:41 PM (kivUY)
Lot of recomstruction ahead of us, hopefully.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2015 11:40 PM (XAFOu)
Word.
Posted by: Ramses II at April 07, 2015 11:42 PM (0Ew3K)
Wouldn't that presume the presence of a 'brain' in the first place?
Can't grow anything on something non-existent. Nice try, Brian.
Posted by: dwagyak at April 07, 2015 11:43 PM (zqXPZ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585299122137104384
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585462076182818816
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585463495325458432
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585464248265936896
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585465824267247616
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585466233782341632
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585471106925985792
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585471348098535424
Posted by: kbdabear at April 07, 2015 11:43 PM (GrXXa)
FINALLY heard from the law office. They decided to go with someone else. Only the same story I've heard about 500 times now. Sigh.
BUT... I have *two* interviews tomorrow for two whole different jobs. So please keep those prayers and good wishes coming, thanks. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:44 PM (elbY7)
I have an internet stalker
Posted by: Anna Puma
We prefer to be called an "alarming electronic sweetheart".
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 07, 2015 11:44 PM (kdS6q)
whole different jobs. So please keep those prayers and good wishes
coming, thanks. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:44 PM (elbY7)
Done.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 07, 2015 11:45 PM (5DGKy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:44 PM (elbY7)
Prayers up.
Posted by: Vendette at April 07, 2015 11:45 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:37 PM
I understand. Did his nic start w/ M?
Be well, be safe.
T
Posted by: Farmer at April 07, 2015 11:45 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:45 PM (F2IAQ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585503722266107904
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585504061471981569
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585542366880235521
Posted by: kbdabear at April 07, 2015 11:45 PM (GrXXa)
qdpsteve's quickie review: outlandish somewhat, but still interesting and worth the watch. Also, irony: if you *don't* like Ben Affleck as a person, you'll probably enjoy it *more.*
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:45 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2015 11:45 PM (DeRoy)
Jeez, I thought you were a nice farmer puppy owner not a stalker. who would have thunk?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:46 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: dogfish at April 07, 2015 11:46 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 07, 2015 11:46 PM (BJLGz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:33 PM (Fx+0y)
Nah. Hillary Clinton's vibrator shorted out ... corroded by ... well, you know ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 07, 2015 11:46 PM (oKE6c)
Walk into those interviews like a fucking winner.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2015 11:46 PM (DeRoy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:47 PM (Fx+0y)
Ah, shit, steve.
Phuck them phuckers. They don't know what they're missing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:47 PM (L/iJQ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585553939975766017
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585554210860720128
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585554517103661056
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585554986144260097
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/585555207825784832
Posted by: kbdabear at April 07, 2015 11:48 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:37 PM (Fx+0y)
Damn that Haven Monaghan! He's insatiable!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 07, 2015 11:48 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:48 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:48 PM (L/iJQ)
BUT, who knows. The other jobs could have unseen perks. For instance, one of them is a bit of a drive... but, not very far from Ritter's, the Santa Ana cajun restaurant I've raved about here before.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:49 PM (elbY7)
please keep those prayers and good wishes coming, thanks. :-)
Luck is a funny thing. God Bless and good luck.
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2015 11:49 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:49 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:49 PM (elbY7)
Meanwhile, in Florida bobcats are snatching sharks out of the ocean.
http://tinyurl.com/kt6rauk
So, just imagine where you fall on the food chain.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 07, 2015 11:49 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:45 PM
I concur. It kept me interested. It's weird and far fetched, but it's Fincher.
Posted by: otho at April 07, 2015 11:51 PM (tBSrv)
Good lord! How bad do you have to be to get kicked off twitter? That place is a cesspool.
Posted by: Lea at April 07, 2015 11:22 PM (vmMMi)
That's like getting a section 8 from al Qaeda.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 07, 2015 11:52 PM (oKE6c)
put some Shea butter on the knees to keep them from getting ashy, they'll pretty up just fine.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 07, 2015 11:52 PM (BJLGz)
"They decided to go with someone else."
Ah, shit, steve.
Phuck them phuckers. They don't know what they're missing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:47 PM (L/iJQ)
I had one of those where they hired the other guy for Corporate Controller because he had better financial modeling skills than I did......then called me back after six months because his "running the goddamned department" skills were less stellar.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2015 11:53 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 07, 2015 11:49 PM (kdS6q)
As long as they aren't packing heat, I'm ok.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:53 PM (F2IAQ)
Lot of recomstruction ahead of us, hopefully.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 07, 2015 11:40 PM
Be well RWC. G'night.
T
Posted by: Farmer at April 07, 2015 11:53 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2015 11:53 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve
The last dollar I gave to Ben* Affuck was renting Daredevil. A monumental work of shit if there ever was one.
* BEN in Japanese means bowel movement and in his case couldn't be anymore fitting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2015 11:54 PM (Yp6Vn)
Being a dick here, but, you may have leave SoCal, steve. I'm hoping for yah, but. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:54 PM (L/iJQ)
Lay an ambush, set a trap, and let the idiot walk right into it.
And, I've got evidence to support your claim archived in my email, and will testify in your behalf.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2015 11:54 PM (RzZOc)
Best of luck, and if this helps wrt the previous opportunities, bear in mind that sometimes the very worst thing that could happen to you is to get what at the time you thought you wanted.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 07, 2015 11:54 PM (oKE6c)
* BEN in Japanese means bowel movement and in his case couldn't be anymore fitting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2015 11:54 PM (Yp6Vn)
Just never be accussed of "Pulling an Affleck"
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2015 11:56 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Dave M at April 07, 2015 11:56 PM (Cbzos)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 07, 2015 11:56 PM (BJLGz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2015 11:58 PM (Fx+0y)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:58 PM (F2IAQ)
Ricardo, interesting you should say that. I know of a California state job that's near the CA/AZ border. Now if I could just find someplace affordable close by in AZ... ;-)
And Jay, don't I know it. One of these days I'll tell the story of actually getting to meet one of my "dream girls" in person, and even BECOMING FRIENDS WITH HER, back in the 1980s. (Spoiler alert: it ended in tears.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2015 12:00 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: goon at April 08, 2015 12:01 AM (A53Jp)
If you're sarcastic, do better. If not, you're pathetic.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 12:03 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2015 12:04 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 12:06 AM (ahBY0)
The entirety of his brain is a tumor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2015 12:06 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2015 12:06 AM (DeRoy)
tell the story of actually getting to meet one of my "dream girls" in
person, and even BECOMING FRIENDS WITH HER, back in the 1980s. (Spoiler
alert: it ended in tears.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2015 12:00 AM (elbY7)
I speak from experience, too. Back in the day there was a job I had very much wanted, until the interview, which was totally weird in oh so many ways (concluding with their taking me to a strip club. I'm not making this up). It took me a while to reverse my emotional inclination toward the job, and to realize that I'd have been desperately unhappy in it ten minutes after arrival.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 12:07 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2015 12:07 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2015 11:56 PM (0Ew3K)
I think the proper construction is "pinching off an Affleck."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 12:09 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:10 AM (l1zOH)
The only thing Affleck was ever good in was Voyage of The Mimi
Posted by: Kreplach
Dazed and Confused
Dogma
Smokin' Aces
Armageddon
Not a lot of "acting!" as such, but perfectly serviceable.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2015 12:11 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2015 11:46 PM
I'm a tired owner of a 12 week old puppy.
Seems like someone stalking Anna contacted me because my email has been out here.
I'm gonna delete that.
You and a few others here have it, done w/ that.
Posted by: Farmer at April 08, 2015 12:12 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: otho at April 08, 2015 12:12 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 12:12 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: otho at April 08, 2015 12:13 AM (tBSrv)
Jeez Farmer just giving you shit.didnt know this was going on
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:14 AM (znRvO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:10 AM (l1zOH)
Maybe not. Don't think so linearly; it may not be warranted. Think about how much yardage the Reds and the fruits have made (especially with corporate America) far out of proportion to their numbers or indeed even their support, solely by being willing to kick up a stink. A few well-publicized cases might be all it would take to scare government bureaucrats into line, particularly given their risk aversion. So be of good cheer - it may take less than you'd think.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 12:14 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: PHONE at April 08, 2015 12:15 AM (KtVta)
Getting ready to head out on a road trip to Mom's place. I'll be taking care of her for a week or two as she continues healing from her fall. She's mending nicely and going great guns with her therapy, so all is well. We're going to watch a couple seasons of Game of Thrones while sipping gin and tonics.
I see myself being Little Edie to her Big Edie, with a dash of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. She's even threatened to ring a little bell for service. More ice!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 08, 2015 12:15 AM (KH1sk)
----------------
That is NOT a bobcat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:15 AM (l1zOH)
Can we start seeing this person's full name?
Calling her Jackie still allows her some cover and I think it's time she faced the full attention of everyone.
I seen it rumored her name is Coakley. Is that true? I don't know but why do we continue to afford this lying witch anymore anonymity in light of what we're all pretty sure was blatant lies with malice aforethought.
She lied to punish, she lied to manipulate, she lied so as to present herself as a heroine deserving of sympathy and be pointed to as some sort of model of strength in the face of adversity.
She had no concerns for the feelings, sensibilities, reputations or potential physical incarceration her lies could have led to. (let's be honest how well might her story have been investigated if it had been aimed at a Black basketball/football team in some Podunk school somewhere?)
She needs to BE the example she strove for, just not the positive one she built up in her rabbit assed mind.
So to reiterate:
1) what's her full name?
2) When it's known how's about everyone start using it in every story.
Otherwise I haven't seen where this evil perpetrator of lies has had any punishment for her actions.
Time to correct that before the story moves on.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 12:15 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
--------------------
* takes out checkbook *
Okay...., let's do this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:17 AM (l1zOH)
Dogma was the worst dumbest comedy until A Million Ways To Die In The West came along.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2015 12:17 AM (DeRoy)
That there is good advice, even if it is about red wine.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 12:17 AM (ahBY0)
Enjoy your trip.,be careful with the booze & pain meds
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:18 AM (znRvO)
----------------
As I pointed out earlier today, the Duke Noose student's name is not being revealed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:18 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:19 AM (znRvO)
Come on sing along sing along, sing a happy song
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 08, 2015 12:21 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2015 12:22 AM (UVfht)
Imma thinning that this is like all the "relics" that were a dime a dozen during the middle ages.
Like Jesus's crown of thorns or a bit of straw from his manger. crap like that.
Without a really really really well researched provenance AND an artists or monk drawing of it at the time, Imma calling BS on this being even a sword that Charlemagne TOUCHED at some point in his life left alone his own personal one.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 12:23 AM (zRby/)
Anybody else remember Charles Nelson Reilly? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2015 12:23 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 12:25 AM (zRby/)
Jeez Farmer just giving you shit.didnt know this was going on
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:14 AM
I didn't either till Anna posted.
There's a few creepy trolls around here.
Be well. I should go to bed. Another damn meeting tomorrow, I envy you being able to work from home sometimes.
T
Posted by: Farmer at April 08, 2015 12:25 AM (o/90i)
216 anyone talking about rhubarb gets a jello mold of green jello and carrots in the puss.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08
Food fight in the lutheran church basement
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:26 AM (znRvO)
That guy bugged me but I kinda liked Mean Gene The Dancing Machine.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 12:27 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2015 12:28 AM (UVfht)
T
Posted by: Farmer at April 08, 2015 12:25
Wow lots of meetings for you. I put on 150 miles and trudged thru snow today. I want real spring
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:29 AM (znRvO)
Erdely came along and really laid it on thick. I wonder if the shattered glass portion of the story was an intentional troll job by her, or the reference whooshed over her head without triggering any sort of pause. I mean, aside from the sheer incredulity of Jackie having large shards of glass piercing her back, the Stephen Glass reference was uncanny, almost too coincidental.
Posted by: Lies upon lies at April 08, 2015 12:30 AM (+s5bL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:12 PM (L/iJQ)
Looks like BILL Murray to me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 12:30 AM (zRby/)
You are putting words that look like English into sentences, but the sentences make no sense. "[they took] me to a strip club...I would have been desperately unhappy [there]." I think these words do not mean what you think they mean...
Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at April 08, 2015 12:31 AM (1TUV/)
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at April 08, 2015 12:31 AM (JgC5a)
Might be a 'Court Sword'... but not one he actually used in Battle...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 08, 2015 12:32 AM (qh617)
It got cool here with rain. Doesn't matter how much, any snow sucks now. Did you get a chance to wet a line?
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 12:33 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2015 12:23 AM (elbY7)
Yep, he was one my favorites as a kid.
Paul Lynde was tops, though, and still is. Funny thing, I had no idea he was gay until a few years ago, and I'm 55. Of course, he was most prominent before I was 10 years old or so and my childhood impressions carried on in my adult life.
I'm always the last to know about these things.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 08, 2015 12:33 AM (0RdKg)
Er... I take it we can at least scratch "brothel tester" from your list of desired occupations.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 08, 2015 12:34 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:35 AM (znRvO)
Without a really really really well researched provenance AND an artists or monk drawing of it at the time, Imma calling BS on this being even a sword that Charlemagne TOUCHED at some point in his life left alone his own personal one.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
next you're going to tell us the easter bunny is actually a weasel.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2015 12:35 AM (Yp6Vn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:29 AM
Hope your snow is gone soon.
Nite all you Morons, be good.
T
Posted by: Farmer at April 08, 2015 12:36 AM (o/90i)
Cartoon guy looks like Tommy Lee Jones.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 07, 2015 11:12 PM (L/iJQ)
Looks like BILL Murray to me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 12:30 AM (zRby/)
I was thinking Richard Crenna.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 08, 2015 12:36 AM (l3LvV)
Anybody else remember Charles Nelson Reilly? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2015 12:23 AM (elbY7)
---
James Lileks has a thread on "The Faces of Match Game":
http://lileks.com/institute/70s/matchgame/index.html
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 08, 2015 12:37 AM (KH1sk)
Rhubarb!!
Posted by: Hungry Lutheran at April 08, 2015 12:38 AM (sQzB6)
Hard to believe that any of those guys could ever recover from that..., but most did. The survivors, that is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:39 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 12:33 AM (ahBY0)
Boat went to marina last Saturday for spring opener. No lines wetted here yet. Walleye season is closed up,this way. Unless you're a lousy Chippewa than you can spear the fuck out of them
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:39 AM (znRvO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:41 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:42 AM (znRvO)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2015 12:42 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:43 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2015 12:42 AM (0Ew3K)
Maet gave us too much
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:43 AM (znRvO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:43 AM (znRvO)
*******
He is quite benovelent like that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 08, 2015 12:45 AM (ilEsF)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2015 12:42 AM (0Ew3K)
No kidding. 243 comments?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2015 12:45 AM (FMbng)
240 Slow night...
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2015 12:42 AM (0Ew3K)
Maet gave us too much
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 12:43 AM (znRvO)
Yeah, go ahead and blame it on Maet. The ONT is like a potluck -- people gotta bring stuff.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 12:46 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 12:46 AM (9iR5/)
here yet. Walleye season is closed up,this way. Unless you're a lousy
Chippewa than you can spear the fuck out of them
Ah, the rivers are open at different times, sorry. Fcuking Chippewa birds can spear what they want. And don't touch that rice. Good thing you're not talking about humans or they'll try to change another sports team name.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 12:47 AM (ahBY0)
Maet brings the punishment: Complaints.
Maet cannot win.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 12:50 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: WOPR at April 08, 2015 12:51 AM (A8ef6)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 12:46 AM (T1005)
I never have much to add By the time I get here its all been said.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2015 12:53 AM (FMbng)
Its MATH bitchez!!
(there, that should squeeze out 50 more comments)
I'm at work and have 5 hours to go. Entertain me!
Posted by: puddleglum at April 08, 2015 12:53 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Old
--------------------
I'd have to look up the numbers. There were a significant number that directly from injuries also.
Of course, being wounded, and in the water, 'exposure' is a hard call.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:53 AM (l1zOH)
Maet brings too much content: Complaints.
Maet brings the punishment: Complaints.
Maet cannot win.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 12:50 AM (TEpA2)
Maet always wins.....it's just that he gets bad press about it.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 12:54 AM (T1005)
Its MATH bitchez!!
(there, that should squeeze out 50 more comments)
I'm at work and have 5 hours to go. Entertain me!
Rhubarb spreads like weeds and grows despite any neglect you throw at it.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 12:55 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:56 AM (l1zOH)
(there, that should squeeze out 50 more comments)
I'm at work and have 5 hours to go. Entertain me!
Posted by: puddleglum at April 08, 2015 12:53 AM (20X6f)
******
I'm sorry, your cardboard membership does not allow for such demands. Please upgrade to our Cotton/Linen paper level membership to be even more entertained.
*Management, beyotch
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 08, 2015 12:56 AM (ilEsF)
You are putting words that look like English into sentences, but the sentences make no sense. "[they took] me to a strip club...I would have been desperately unhappy [there]." I think these words do not mean what you think they mean...
Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at April 08, 2015 12:31 AM (1TUV/)
Let me convoke a class in remedial English comprehension for you.
"It took me a while to reverse my emotional inclination toward the job, and to realize that I'd have been desperately unhappy in it ["it" having the fucking job as its antecedent basis) ten minutes after arrival."
What high school did you drop out of, son?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 12:57 AM (oKE6c)
I don't believe that. I dare anyone to gather that amount of info every night for a year. I'd like to be able to buy him and a few other fckers on here a beer for what they post.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 12:57 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:58 AM (l1zOH)
http://tinyurl.com/lzjyngc
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2015 12:58 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 12:57 AM (ahBY0)
Time is running out on National Beer Day...
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 12:58 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:58 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 01:00 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:01 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 12:58 AM (TEpA2)
*****
I'm East Coast, so it's done here. So am I. Night all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 08, 2015 01:02 AM (FviSe)
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:04 AM (TEpA2)
Wow, turns out that Game Show Network has been running old episodes of "Match Game."
Anybody else remember Charles Nelson Reilly? ;-)
Yeah, but Lidsville was more my speed.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 08, 2015 01:04 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:05 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 08, 2015 01:05 AM (WvS3w)
Anyone know anything about zazzle? Thinking of trying to use it to earn a bit of extra cash for the kids college funds.
Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 01:06 AM (cbfNE)
Big shout out to da Oilers for beating the Kings tonight. Thanks!
Posted by: Weirddave at April 08, 2015 01:05 AM (WvS3w)
I was thinking about the Jets.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:06 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 01:06 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:06 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 08, 2015 01:04 AM (o78gS)
Fine mayor there...
Posted by: The Mayoral Hat at April 08, 2015 01:08 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:06 AM (ahBY0)
Darling, I'm alive because of hockey.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:09 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:09 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: model_1066 at April 08, 2015 01:09 AM (WEvvb)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2015 01:10 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at April 08, 2015 01:11 AM (0Ew3K)
Good evening, Ms Vendette.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:11 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 01:11 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:12 AM (qry2M)
and today's reminder that Chicago is the greatest city on the planet
and if you don't agree you are an internet troll and quite possibly gay
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:12 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:12 AM (TEpA2)
Glittery elbows.
I've known a couple women like that; hard, cold, scratchy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:14 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:14 AM (qry2M)
Anybody else remember Charles Nelson Reilly? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2015 12:23 AM (elbY7)
---
James Lileks has a thread on "The Faces of Match Game":
http://lileks.com/institute/70s/matchgame/index.html
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 08, 2015 12:37 AM (KH1sk)
Hell, I remember Match Game from the *60s*.
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2015 01:15 AM (sdi6R)
and today's reminder that Chicago is the greatest city on the planet
and if you don't agree you are an internet troll and quite possibly gay
Why are you guys pissing in cups then? We don't have to do that South of you.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:16 AM (ahBY0)
283 yo and today's reminder that Chicago is the greatest city on the planet and if you don't agree you are an internet troll and quite possibly gay
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:12 AM (Yd3vm
Which communist did they elect?
Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 01:17 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:18 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:16 AM (ahBY0)
It's the yearly physical covered under Obamacare.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:18 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:18 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 01:19 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 08, 2015 01:19 AM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 01:19 AM (9iR5/)
the jewish ballerina
you know that fucker grew up right down the street from me?
I hope I whooped his ass when I was a teen
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:19 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 01:19 AM (zt+N6)
Wrigley Field: Bring your own urinal.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:20 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:21 AM (qry2M)
wtf Chicago....its april!!!
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:21 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:21 AM (TEpA2)
That WAS the differentiation between Chicago (run by Democrats) and other large cities that are almost bankrupt (run by Democrats).
The Machine was the actual difference. The Party was a minor adjunct to how business was done.
Now. I don't know I think Chicago may go into a decline like it's other sister (run by Democrats) cities.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:21 AM (zRby/)
its why you are favored
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:21 AM (Yd3vm)
because they really really hate their fans
Joe, they'll still pull a million. Why did they get rid of the troughs?
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:22 AM (ahBY0)
'Ya know this really IS the most transparent administration eveah!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:22 AM (qry2M)
Rhubarb + Feta Cheese + Crossbows = Longbows suck.
Its MATH bitchez!!
(there, that should squeeze out 50 more comments)
I'm at work and have 5 hours to go. Entertain me!
Rhubarb spreads like weeds and grows despite any neglect you throw at it.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 12:55 AM (TEpA2)
Who the hell did you piss off to draw that shift?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 01:23 AM (T1005)
it was all about power
now its about money and we can see how that's working out
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:23 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 01:23 AM (T1005)
30 years running of pissing someone off.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:24 AM (TEpA2)
It's the goat curse, for reals.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 01:24 AM (9iR5/)
I wish I knew
the true fans liked them...pee breaks went fast because of them
you pee, wash hands, hit a souvenir stand for a mini bat and back to the game
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:25 AM (Yd3vm)
Sometimes it's about the angsty angst of being angsty.
They know they don't deserve the money they get. They know at any moment they can be replaced. They know they're one bimbo, cabana boy, or bad bag of smack away from career (or real) death.
So they take it out on us.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:25 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:25 AM (qry2M)
Maet once did me a personal favor..., I will forever be grateful and supportive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 12:58 AM (l1zOH)
Maet personally reordered the space-time continuum to save me from the consequences of innocently doing something that was taken as a grievous betrayal by someone I care about.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 01:26 AM (T1005)
308 Why all the H8 on the Cubs? Harry Carey was teh awesome. It made no difference to me that they were mathematically eliminated on opening day. I still like watching them play. Anything could happen, and generally did. Not in the Cubs favor, usually, but it could happen. It's the goat curse, for reals.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 01:24 AM (9iR5/)
Well to be fair its not just the Cubs. Its the Bears too.
Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2015 01:26 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:26 AM (Yd3vm)
it was all about power
now its about money and we can see how that's working out
As much as I hate the cubs, you're right. I miss Royko.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:26 AM (ahBY0)
Woke up bec of a COLD. Dagnabbit.
Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 01:06 AM (cbfNE)
Things sound weird when you get all snuffly.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 01:27 AM (T1005)
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:27 AM (Yd3vm)
I got a tenner says there's a female behind it somewhere.
They get soooo jealous of the weiner.
And The wiener wielders. (say that ten times real fast)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:27 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 01:27 AM (9iR5/)
big mike's column was a daily read growing up
he kept you honest and he gave a damn who you were
a real reporter (actually he was a columnist)
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:29 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at April 08, 2015 01:29 AM (ZbCKc)
North side, South side.
What's the difference.
And the team in the center just laughs their azz off. (though to be honest they ain't all that hot either.)
Chicago BULLShit? 'nuff said.
I don't follow hockey so what's that team?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:30 AM (zRby/)
Who the hell did you piss off to draw that shift?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 01:23 AM (T1005)
30 years running of pissing someone off.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:24 AM (TEpA2)
You started pissing someone off before you were born??????
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 01:30 AM (T1005)
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Yeah, try watching the movie Pearl Harbor. They tried to one up Tora, Tora, Tora and suffered an epic fail. The movie was totally face palm worthy.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 01:30 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:31 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:31 AM (qry2M)
What's the difference.
try walking down the street in one of them at night
big difference
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:32 AM (Yd3vm)
What's the difference.
And the team in the center just laughs their azz off. (though to be honest they ain't all that hot either.)
Chicago BULLShit? 'nuff said.
I don't follow hockey so what's that team?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:30 AM (zRby/)
Hockey: The Blackhawks.
North Side: The Cubs.
South Side: The White Sox.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:32 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 01:30 AM (T1005)
You're so sweet.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:33 AM (TEpA2)
Bonas noches, mi amigos conservatosos!
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at April 08, 2015 01:29 AM (ZbCKc)
Yeah -- fuck-off, pendejo....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 01:33 AM (T1005)
He was better with the Sox paired with crazy Jimmy Piersall. Management ran them out of town for being too honest. Many people don't know how popular he and Jimmy were with Sox fans.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:34 AM (ahBY0)
North Side: The Cubs.
South Side: The spawn of hell who will remain unnamed.
FIFY
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:35 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:35 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:36 AM (qry2M)
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By chance, did you know that the Eighth Air Force in Europe suffered more casualties than the Marines did in the Pacific? I don't know, off hand, what the Ninth Air Force casualty numbers were, but every time a bomber was shot down with no parachutes, you could count on ten men dying. The air war over Europe was brutal.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 01:36 AM (9iR5/)
West Side: The Giants
East Side: The Athletics
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:36 AM (qry2M)
Why does hockey belong there?
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:37 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:37 AM (ahBY0)
Go Army, Beat Navy!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:37 AM (qry2M)
when I didn't know any better when I was a minijoe I used to watch the sox games on channel 32 and HC wuold have that big ass fishing net trying to catch a foul ball
heh, that was when they had the collared jerseys
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:37 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:37 AM (qry2M)
Football notwithstanding.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:38 AM (TEpA2)
Hockey: The Blackhawks.
North Side: The Cubs.
South Side: The White Sox.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:32 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:39 AM (qry2M)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our goat has been having his way with your donkey for years. Where do you think mules come from?
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 01:39 AM (9iR5/)
And a one legged owner that bought me a beer one time in the left field bleachers. Good times for $2 a ticket.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:40 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:40 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 01:40 AM (9iR5/)
They were talking about the Bears so that's the south side I was referring to.
And Comiskey park ain't that far south Plus it's farther away from the lake so I've always mentally had it as in the center rather than south side. (i know, I know they locals call that the South Side but that's just newspapers)
the Bears play at Soldier Field. Now THAT'S south side.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:41 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:41 AM (ahBY0)
The decision is up at Breitbart.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 08, 2015 01:42 AM (5DGKy)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at April 08, 2015 01:42 AM (QHysE)
the Bears play at Soldier Field. Now THAT'S south side.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:41 AM (zRby/)
I'll admit I'm going on generalizations. I'd love to visit both ballparks in Chicago.
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 01:44 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 01:36 AM (9iR5/)
And a big waste.
Lately I've read that even the night time bombing by the brits wasn't much better and their casualties were more than I thought they were.
Without nuclear weapons, the Air Force is a waste of money. Unless they do close air support which they don't want to do of course.
(ex-Navy here so I'm prejudiced. Knew a lot of Marines so ditto. Army should take back the Air Force.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:44 AM (zRby/)
wow!! that's why true Chitown fans are in the bleachers
349 No way in HELL I'd live there now
same here but........ 50/50% i'll be back there cause of Ts job this summer
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:45 AM (Yd3vm)
Ooh, looks like a sweet gig! Let's see... I didn't go to college, I don't speak French, and I do have some fear of the vagina.
Bah. I guess I'm not cut out for it, after all. Do they have any positions that just call for looking at sexy pictures of hookers? I could totally handle that.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 08, 2015 01:46 AM (a5m3K)
Ditto. lived there for a few years and always loved it before. but now?
It's on a highway to hell and the throttle is stuck wide open.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:46 AM (zRby/)
I LOVE visiting Chicago.
No way in HELL I'd live there now.
Don't even THINK of buying here now. Navy Joe ain't been here in years. He should so I could buy him a beer tho.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:46 AM (ahBY0)
most north siders consider Lake St to be the border between north and south
although I think the actual street is Washington
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:47 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 01:48 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:49 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:49 AM (qry2M)
E. PLAGIARISM
Attribution of material from other newspapers and other media must be total. PLAGIARISM IS ONE OF JOURMALISM'S UNFORGIVABLE SINS.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 08, 2015 01:49 AM (EMi53)
Posted by: ncj at April 08, 2015 01:50 AM (Yd3vm)
Go down and visit Buddy Guy's little blues place before he dies on Michigan but I'd watch out going farther south and west till you get to the burbs. Sorry to say the times have changed.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:52 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 08, 2015 01:52 AM (a5m3K)
(ex-Navy here so I'm prejudiced. Knew a lot of Marines so ditto. Army should take back the Air Force.)
Most certainly the A-10.
http://tinyurl.com/nvwsdaj
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 01:52 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:44 AM
At night, the bf-110's came into their own. The 110's punched HARD and were very well suited as bomber interceptors.
Posted by: otho at April 08, 2015 01:55 AM (tBSrv)
On the other hand, it did take West Germany until the 1980's to say that the destruction caused by Allied bombing was finally recovered.
And they still occasionally run into an unexploded bomb while doing construction.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 01:55 AM (9iR5/)
355 i'll be home in July so we'll have to do a meet and get some Old Style (bleh)
Hah, we should. There are a few new ranges and beers around too. No worries.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 01:55 AM (ahBY0)
Washington would be a more geographical mid point.
I'm just realizing I got Soldier field further south than it is.
Wrong museum as land mark.
So comiskey is further south than soldier field.
My bad. Hey I haven't been near the place for 30 years.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2015 01:57 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 02:01 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Vendette at April 08, 2015 02:05 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 08, 2015 02:06 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 01:27 AM (T1005)
--
Truth.
Back to bed. Night all.
Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 02:07 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 02:08 AM (qry2M)
I never saw action but I saw Cobra Gunships fire and I wish I could have seen those A-10s fire outside a show. Americans are some bad muthafuckers if you make us do it.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 02:11 AM (ahBY0)
Also, IIRC... up against the 110's and other nightfighter types, the defensive gunners were seriously handicapped. The wise thing to do was NOT fire on a spotted nightfighter... at least not until you were sure you were made, by which time the nightfighter was on you. It made hitting the nightfighter easier, for what it was worth. You had to wait until the last couple of seconds sort of thing. When you opened up at range, you'd bring a shitstorm down on you from any other nightfighters in the area.
Posted by: otho at April 08, 2015 02:11 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 02:11 AM (qry2M)
It's like K-On! (i.e. cute girls doing cute things and also music), but with classical instraments, drama, and a Japanese high school girl with an American porn name.
"Make your lips vibrate, like this"
I'll watch it.
Posted by: 政治的な帽子~♫ at April 08, 2015 02:19 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: dartist
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I've been there. Mid 90's, I think. Buddy wasn't there, but I saw Bella Fleck & someone else (that was a lot of brain cells ago). Great time - very cool club.
I got in the cab & told the driver "take us to Rosa's Lounge. I want to see Melvin Taylor, dammit." He started driving, then turned around & said "look, son. I ain't takin' you two out of town white boys to that side of town. Not at this time of night. You want good blues? I'll take you someplace cool, and you'll be talking about it twenty years from now."
I did get to see Buddy Guy when he came to Norfolk with BB King a few years ago. Sadly, BB is way past his prime and it showed. But, in his 70's, Buddy ran around and jammed like a young buck. He burned the house down. GREAT show! Even if you're not a blues fan, go see Buddy Guy if you get the chance. Seriously, skip paying the water bill that month if you have to. His show is that good.
Posted by: Jim Morrison at April 08, 2015 02:27 AM (P4eV4)
*back to my self-imposed break from the HQ. Just checked in cuz I got an email from a friend.
Posted by: shredded chi at April 08, 2015 02:29 AM (P4eV4)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 02:30 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2015 02:30 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: shredded chi at April 08, 2015 02:34 AM (P4eV4)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 02:34 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 02:36 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2015 02:30 AM (elbY7)
Ahhh, I have a feeling that you will blow their socks off!
(Yeah, Yeah, phrasing)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 02:37 AM (qry2M)
I think that it is a "good thing" that everybody has gone to sleep, because that means that you are probably employed.
Moi? Retired and diggin it.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 02:40 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 02:42 AM (qry2M)
years ago. Sadly, BB is way past his prime and it showed. But, in his
70's, Buddy ran around and jammed like a young buck. He burned the house
down. GREAT show! Even if you're not a blues fan, go see Buddy Guy if
you get the chance. Seriously, skip paying the water bill that month if
you have to. His show is that good.
Hah, cool. My brother and I left a shitty Bears game at half time and went down to his place. No one in the joint but a black dude at the bar that we started playing jeopardy or wheel of fortune with on the TV. At some point I noticed a big ring on his finger that had a BG on it. Hah, Buddy Guy you dumb fuckers. Good guy.
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 02:44 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 02:45 AM (qry2M)
unfortunately
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 02:47 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: puddleglum at April 08, 2015 02:48 AM (20X6f)
Girl gets sucked into cyberspace by the evil forces of her phone (damn you, Tim cook!), and is turned into a neko-mimi... joins a band with a, inu-mimi bassist, an usagi-mimi guitarist, and a hitsuji drummer, all of whom are managed by a masochistic egg and a one-eyed nonzmi-mimi.
Unfortunatly, there are CG moments where they go full furry...
Posted by: 政治的な帽子~♪ at April 08, 2015 02:50 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 02:52 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 02:56 AM (T1005)
Don't beat yourself up. You might be surprised how many of those guys wouldn't talk to you anyway.
I've told the story of Rocky before - my next door neighbor. Always knew he was a vet. I had thanked him for his service, but i learned long ago to not bring shit up with that generation - let them start the talk.
I alwAys assu med he was a Korean War vet, but one day found out he was THERE. He invaded Normandy...
We were outside the next day, I told him that I never knew - thanked him again, and told him how much I respected him.
He never said a word. Stared off into the distance, a couple tears rolled down his cheek. That was it. A little later, we had a lemonade on the porch and the topic never came up again.
*now, his family throwing everything - EVERYTHING - away really pissed me off. Photos, uniforms, medals, scrapbooks, etc. I could've cut a bitch.
Anyone still awake, raise a glass to Rocky. RIP, buddy. Thank you for everything.
Posted by: shredded chi at April 08, 2015 02:57 AM (P4eV4)
Show by Rock!
Woah!
Very difficult to understand.
But I will replay it until somebody wakes up.
THX!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 02:58 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2015 02:59 AM (ahBY0)
First episode of "Show by Rock!!"
Girl gets sucked into cyberspace by the evil forces of her phone
(damn you, Tim cook!), and is turned into a neko-mimi... joins a band
with a, inu-mimi bassist, an usagi-mimi guitarist, and a hitsuji
drummer, all of whom are managed by a masochistic egg and a one-eyed
nonzmi-mimi.
Unfortunatly, there are CG moments where they go full furry...
Posted by: WhoseYoMamma at April 08, 2015 02:50 AM (0Ew3K)
Everybody knows you never do a full furry.
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at April 08, 2015 03:00 AM (T1005)
384 - dartist
Don't beat yourself up. You might be surprised how many of those guys wouldn't talk to you anyway.
I've told the story of Rocky before - my next door neighbor. Always
knew he was a vet. I had thanked him for his service, but i learned long
ago to not bring shit up with that generation - let them start the
talk.
I alwAys assu med he was a Korean War vet, but one day found out he was THERE. He invaded Normandy...
We were outside the next day, I told him that I never knew - thanked him again, and told him how much I respected him.
He never said a word. Stared off into the distance, a couple tears
rolled down his cheek. That was it. A little later, we had a lemonade on
the porch and the topic never came up again.
*now, his family throwing everything - EVERYTHING - away really
pissed me off. Photos, uniforms, medals, scrapbooks, etc. I could've cut
a bitch.
Anyone still awake, raise a glass to Rocky. RIP, buddy. Thank you for everything.
Posted by: shredded chi at April 08, 2015 02:57 AM (P4eV4)
One for rocky! *long, thoughtful pause* *celebratory sip*
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at April 08, 2015 03:04 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 03:05 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 03:17 AM (qry2M)
Kirk Lazarus: To be a moron.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: To be moronical.
Tugg Speedman: Exactly, to be a moron.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 03:19 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 03:24 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral
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Semi-unemployed, broke, and not digging it so much.
But surviving.
Can't complain too much, though, so I won't.
Cooth - beer, right?
Rocky would like that. The only stories he ever told were of when he owned a bar on the wrong side of the tracks. Kickin' ass and takin' names. We had beers together a few times - even with him in his 70's.
Hope I'm half as cool as him when/if I get that age.
Posted by: shredded chi at April 08, 2015 03:24 AM (P4eV4)
Posted by: Lark at April 08, 2015 03:24 AM (1UshP)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 03:27 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 08, 2015 03:27 AM (EMi53)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 08, 2015 03:28 AM (Vyg9x)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 08, 2015 03:30 AM (Vyg9x)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2015 03:30 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: sinalco at April 08, 2015 03:33 AM (bqB4w)
'night Hat, you lurker, you
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 03:33 AM (qry2M)
Moi? Retired and diggin it.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral
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Semi-unemployed, broke, and not digging it so much.
But surviving.
Can't complain too much, though, so I won't.
Cooth - beer, right?
Rocky would like that. The only stories he ever told were of when he
owned a bar on the wrong side of the tracks. Kickin' ass and takin'
names. We had beers together a few times - even with him in his 70's.
Hope I'm half as cool as him when/if I get that age.
Posted by: shredded chi at April 08, 2015 03:24 AM (P4eV4)
If Rocky had a special one, I could likely go excavate something in his memory....but it's generally beer for me.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 03:34 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 03:35 AM (T1005)
Janie's got a gun
Her whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did her daddy do?
What did he put you through?
They said when Janie was arrested
they found him underneath a train
But man, he had it comin' Now that Janie's got a gun
she ain't never gonna be the same.
What did her daddy do?
It's Janie's last I.O.U.
She had to take him down easy and put a bullet in his brain
She said 'cause nobody believes me. The man was such a sleeze.
He ain't never gonna be the same.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 03:47 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Nah. The few times he had a beer it was one of my "lawnmower beers" when I twisted his arm.
I think I was drink Red Stripe for enjoyment back then, so we might've had that...
And I replied to the email - or most of it.
That Gmail crap is killing me. I need to lose that.
Posted by: shredded chi at April 08, 2015 03:59 AM (P4eV4)
"And they still occasionally run into an unexploded bomb while doing construction."
The Germanbomb squadslose a guy a year (on average) as they still find unexploded ordnance, usually 500 pounders, even these days.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at April 08, 2015 04:25 AM (bTr1w)
Posted by: Dan Kojak at April 08, 2015 04:51 AM (zfjOq)
Holy shit, everybody is asleep.
Lurkers, Now is the time...
Jump right in...
Posted by: Ira Weatheral
Heh, I'm at work, it's my birthday, I just got a reply from a girl I like that made me a happy camper and I'll be riding with her this weekend.
So just to let you know, the nightshift is here. I actually do field a few calls but around 5ish it gets real, 6 it's on and by 8:30 you can call me the breeze.
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at April 08, 2015 04:53 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at April 08, 2015 04:57 AM (4pjhs)
387
Holy shit, everybody is asleep.
Lurkers, Now is the time...
Jump right in...
Posted by: Ira Weatheral
Heh, I'm at work, it's my birthday, I
just got a reply from a girl I like that made me a happy camper and
I'll be riding with her this weekend.
So just to let you know,
the nightshift is here. I actually do field a few calls but around 5ish
it gets real, 6 it's on and by 8:30 you can call me the breeze.
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at April 08, 2015 04:53 AM (4pjhs)
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday, dear Gmac
Happy Birthday to You!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 04:58 AM (T1005)
no, no, no,
I'm still here, patrolling the ether, etc.
Gmac, I did once upon a time fielded calls from customers of the do-dad that we sold, what is your claim to fame?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 05:02 AM (qry2M)
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday, dear Gmac
Happy Birthday to You!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2015 04:58 AM (T1005)
I'ma gonna alert ASCAP, BMI and cash in.
*rubs hands together while cackling madly*
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 05:05 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Zack at April 08, 2015 05:12 AM (Qerbt)
Not much happening right now and I decided to read comments.
Its always slow here this time of the morning.
Thanks for the B'day wishes, maybe my wish will come true this weekend.
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at April 08, 2015 05:13 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at April 08, 2015 05:15 AM (4pjhs)
Yeah, I know what you mean, but the snarkastafarian cohort are all blowin z's
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 05:26 AM (qry2M)
so you can speak english at this point in time without fear of the highly polished wit purveyors trashing your every utterance.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 05:29 AM (qry2M)
unless... the tentacled one hasn't soma'd... yet.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 05:32 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 05:48 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 05:50 AM (qry2M)
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?
Come on now
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I'll need some information first.
Just the basic facts.
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain you would not understand
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.
O.K.
Just a little pinprick.
There'll be no more, ah!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good.
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go.
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 05:59 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 06:00 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at April 08, 2015 06:10 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at April 08, 2015 06:12 AM (4pjhs)
Hey! rapey tuesday is over.
Today is Wednesday! Today is Wednesday!
Wednesday is Sou-oop!
Tuesday is String Beans!
Monday is Hasenpfeffer!
Is everybody happy? Well, I should say
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 06:13 AM (qry2M)
But there's more of gravy than grave about you.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 06:17 AM (qry2M)
I'd poke Vic but my stick doesn't reach out to SC.
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at April 08, 2015 06:17 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 06:24 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at April 08, 2015 06:27 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 06:30 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 06:35 AM (qry2M)
http://tinyurl.com/p2dgf43
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2015 06:43 AM (Fx+0y)
It's time for me to say:
Good Night and Good Luck.
Rhubarb!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 08, 2015 06:43 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at April 08, 2015 07:08 AM (4pjhs)
However, the idea has a LOT of merit.
So, I went to GoFundMe, and set up a site.
https://funds.gofundme.com/dashboard/rbd52g/share?start=1
Posted by: LindaF at April 08, 2015 09:16 AM (xcV4R)
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