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Memories Pizza Place May Never Re-Open, Due to Death Threats
There will be no reportage on this. Death threats are only publicized to the extent they can portray the left as sympathetic victims.
When the left threatens to murder political opponents, the media covers it up.Just got off the phone with #MemoriesPizza; they’re considering never opening again. Receiving a lot of death threats.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) April 1, 20151. It's a free country, X should not be illegal. 2. The Constitution prohibits X from being made illegal. 3. If the Constitution protects a right to X, how can it be immoral? Anyone who disagrees is a bigot. 4. If X is a Constitutional right, how can we deny it to the poor? Taxpayer money must be given to people to get X. 5. The Constitution requires that taxpayer money be given to people to get X. 6. People who refuse to participate in X are criminals. 7. People who publicly disagree with X are criminals.Step 8 has been reached by a few over-achieving cultures, such as nationalist, communist Russia or nationalist, communist China or nationalist, socialist Germany. Everyone knows what Step 8 is.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2015 05:53 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: jmel at April 01, 2015 05:54 PM (cfFqn)
Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2015 05:54 PM (K4YiS)
Ah, who am I kidding. The GayStapo won't attack in a frontal assault. They are the pussies they disavow wanting so fervently.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2015 05:55 PM (niUGU)
We must never forget how we benefit from this arrangement.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 01, 2015 05:55 PM (th6S/)
***
that sort of vigilante justice has no place in a nation of laws.
xxoo
Lois Lerner.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 01, 2015 05:56 PM (th6S/)
People ranked on the college student guy who snarked on Reason to use the N-word in a headline as the price for interviewing him. I think he had the right idea. Actually, the best idea would have been to hang up the phone, but second best is to snark on them.
Don't trust ANY reporter. Even purportedly sympathetic ones.
Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2015 05:57 PM (K4YiS)
It only takes one.
I put extra blame on Buzzfeed and Mother Jones for this. The owners said specifically they happily serve gay customers but would probably have to decline when it came to an (insanely hypothetical) gay wedding.
And, of course, the headlines at BF and MJ just said "anti-LGBT".
Posted by: AmishDude at April 01, 2015 05:57 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: The Pro Life Movement at April 01, 2015 05:58 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 05:58 PM (YZizW)
Posted by: Kevin Jennings, safe schools czar at April 01, 2015 05:59 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 05:59 PM (YZizW)
Even worse? All the investigative agencies that should be investigating and prosecuting the ever living hell out of those making the threats won't.
Or, I'm sorry, they'll investigate the pizza place for inciting violence.
This is horrifying.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 01, 2015 05:59 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 01, 2015 06:00 PM (th6S/)
Learned that lesson the hard way. Got interviewed for an industry trade rag years ago and when I read the article weeks later I didn't recognize the words.
If I ever get interviewed again I will have it recorded.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 06:00 PM (g1DWB)
This is horrifying.
Welcome to Obama's America...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 01, 2015 06:00 PM (Bn6aD)
JUST WAIT IT OUT. They can't keep it up forever. They usually can't keep it up for more than three days.
History is littered with an endless parade of failed left-wing boycotts and outrages and street actions and mob outings. Endless. But they try to make everyone forget the most of the time, their Alinskying fails abysmally.
Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2015 06:00 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 01, 2015 06:00 PM (fMQoG)
"Ah, who am I kidding. The GayStapo won't attack in a frontal assault. They are the pussies they disavow wanting so fervently."
I'm not so sure. Didn't a gay activist attacl the offices of the FAmily Research Council a couple of years ago. As Stan Marsh described the anit-smoking zealots "they're liars and they're bullies, and that makes them dangerous."
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 01, 2015 06:00 PM (PvZ8F)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 01, 2015 06:01 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: The cake is a lie at April 01, 2015 06:01 PM (Y0Piu)
Or is it only illegal when the person without shoes and shirt is a Protected Liberal Minority?
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 01, 2015 06:01 PM (IGUyO)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 06:01 PM (g1DWB)
Yup.
And criminals can't own guns in this country.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 01, 2015 06:01 PM (cv6Ng)
I suggest Rush needs to spark up bake sale part II and raise some money.
What the fuck? Has Chik FILA shut down? Hobby Lobby. The ghey lobby is loud but small. Fuck em.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 01, 2015 06:01 PM (th6S/)
* but scary as shit, YMMV. Everything I said here is an April Fools joke.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 01, 2015 06:02 PM (th6S/)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2015 06:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 01, 2015 06:02 PM (eoeps)
Look at their Yelp ratings. Unfortunately for the morons posting, it
shows their home location so lots of morons from Seattle NYC etc posting
about how horrible the food is. Noteworthy was the NYC boob that talked
about stopping there to get a slice. Because after all everyone in
Indiana uses the term "slice" when talking about pizza.
Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2015 06:02 PM (sQzB6)
And has the entire Media as mouth pieces...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 01, 2015 06:02 PM (Bn6aD)
****
rught?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 01, 2015 06:03 PM (th6S/)
Posted by: mallfly at April 01, 2015 06:03 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2015 06:03 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 01, 2015 06:03 PM (8ZskC)
Yes, yes he did. The Big Man chose them thanks to the SPLC list of "hate groups". He bought some hate chicken sandwiches and planned to go kill everyone and stuff the sandwiches in their mouths after he shot them.
Small problem though. The guard took his gun. Then the Big Man cried and begged not to be shot.
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 06:03 PM (MYCIw)
It's there to prevent people from being targeted by legal terrorists who want to persecute them for their beliefs.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 06:03 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 01, 2015 05:59 PM (IrByp)
Perhaps this is a poor analogy, but:
There comes a moment, at the very beginning of an engagement, when the panic dies, the stress fades away and all there is is the moment. It's a brilliant clarity. Things slow down. Your brain speeds. up. It's the calm before the storm.
We're in that calm now.
Perhaps it's not so bad an analogy after all...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 01, 2015 06:03 PM (cv6Ng)
A few years ago when I saw Hugo Chavez supporters, all wearing red, brazenly intimidating and beating Venezuelans who didn't go along with Chavez go unpunished and uncondemned, I knew it was coming here next.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:04 PM (Yidyr)
The Obamacare cancellations are starting to come in for self-employed people, so we've got that to look forward to hearing about.
Posted by: Chupacabras at April 01, 2015 06:04 PM (k2sJ1)
Posted by: Yip at April 01, 2015 06:04 PM (84SRe)
Indiana uses the term "slice" when talking about pizza.
What do Indianians call it?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:04 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: elaine at April 01, 2015 06:04 PM (Y0Piu)
Posted by: real Joe at April 01, 2015 06:04 PM (Cz/08)
Vandalizing someone's business Facebook page under your own name? Hope your employer isn't publically listed because I'm fucking contacting them.
Posted by: Warden at April 01, 2015 06:04 PM (3ILeG)
-WB Yeats
Posted by: jmel at April 01, 2015 06:04 PM (cfFqn)
And remember, the gaystapo won't do anything (besides a lawsuit) because they don't want their victims to actually be perceived as victims. Only the gaystapo can be victims with all the rights and privileges that entails.
Used to be, being a victim was a mark of shame.
Posted by: Iblis at April 01, 2015 06:05 PM (9221z)
Just like how the media speculated that it was pro-life violence against Planned Parenthood when that woman threw a Molotov cocktail at the pro-lifers?
Of course, the all just dropped the story completely when it was reveled that the would be bomber had testified against HB2 and was a fan of Saint Pink Shoes.
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 06:05 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 06:05 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 06:05 PM (mx5oN)
Baked ethanol
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Monastic Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:05 PM (k8xvx)
Indiana uses the term "slice" when talking about pizza.
It's a hipster affectation around here. Gotta signal that you're better than the Unpeople you live near.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 01, 2015 06:05 PM (/kI1Q)
And if you remember, the opposition to Chavez and Medeiros were framed by the govt and the govt's media as the instigators and were even charged for inciting violence.
If we let what's going on here continue, it will only get worse, and soon.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:06 PM (Yidyr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 06:06 PM (DXzRD)
I guess I'm ready to hunt down the people who participate in these witch hunts and start ruining their lives as well. They won't stop until we hurt them back.
---
That's my plan.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 01, 2015 06:06 PM (eoeps)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Monastic Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:06 PM (k8xvx)
New-hawtness Krystallnacht - Make physical threats, use government, social media and the companies directly controlled by the Left to coerce the companies not directly controlled by the Left (especially financial institutions) to "help" shut down Christian-based companies.
Though I'm not ruling out a return of the original for the truly-recalcitrant.
Posted by: steveegg at April 01, 2015 06:06 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: mallfly at April 01, 2015 06:06 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2015 06:07 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 06:07 PM (MMC8r)
Tried to flag it as inappropriate, but no login no reporting.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:07 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2015 06:07 PM (sQzB6)
When/where I went to school, you were either an environmentalist or an evil earth-hating raper of the land. Given those 2 boxes, I chose the latter.
I'm not a slash and burn the national forests capitalist, but no matter. That's what their binary system made me. So too with teh anti-gay and racist pograms that the progressives have set up. Fine, you have now successfully pushed a reasonable, non-bigoted person into the camp of the White Aryan Resistance. If I'm gonna get accused, I might as well go all in.
Posted by: imp at April 01, 2015 06:07 PM (/ogTa)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 06:07 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Monastic Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:07 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Warden at April 01, 2015 06:04 PM (3ILeG)
Ah, I see you favor the Curt Schilling gambit. Not a bad idea... *ponders*
Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2015 06:08 PM (yRwC8)
For x = 1 to infinity
Next
Posted by: se pa moron at April 01, 2015 06:08 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: OCBill at April 01, 2015 06:08 PM (cPg42)
And has the entire Media as mouth pieces...
--------------------
It's a bit easier for big chains. They're more dispersed, so the ire isn't as concentrated as it is in this case.
We know about the online reviews for Memories Pizza. But they're probably also receiving a constant stream of prank calls and threats that are keeping the phone line tied up nearly 24/7. It wears you down pretty quickly.
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 06:08 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Yip at April 01, 2015 06:09 PM (84SRe)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier
I grew up in Indiana, never heard anyone refer to a slice.
Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2015 06:09 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:09 PM (zOTsN)
Ah yes, the time-honored, valuable, meaningfulargument of my people, the Millenials and their intellectual forefathers in the 60's, clit and dick pics, profanity, middle fingers,and various forms of obscenity.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Monastic Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:09 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 06:09 PM (g1DWB)
And this Conan OBrien bit should be included in this post (for those who have not seen it) because it sheds light on what the Dumb People know about this issue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDhq-lUSgKs
Because if you really believe that the American people wouldn't stand for this if they knew what's going on, you're wrong. WE are standing for it. Or, rather, lying back for it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:10 PM (Yidyr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 01, 2015 06:03 PM (8ZskC)
CHRISTLICH
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 06:10 PM (mx5oN)
Will owed in the last thread. All I saw were a bunch of accounts with no avatar.
Tolerant and brave.
Posted by: Golfman at April 01, 2015 06:10 PM (48QDY)
**
that is true.
What can you do? Get an online order form that takes credit cards, I guess.
Anyway, if this was happening to a lib, there'd be about 100 libel suits filed and harassment protection orders would be on the way.
but there's no us here apparently.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 01, 2015 06:10 PM (th6S/)
I get so many death threats online it is ridiculous. That is why I am careful about using real info.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 06:10 PM (iQIUe)
Perhaps it's not so bad an analogy after all...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 01, 2015 06:03 PM (cv6Ng)
And everyone wants me against the wall. Not in the happy fun way.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 01, 2015 06:10 PM (IrByp)
This is time for war. Personal destruction.
"Hello, So-and-so employer. I found this pornographic picture online from this person. Does he work for you? Are you aware that he performs these online activities? Is this consistent with your company's professional image?"
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:11 PM (0NdlF)
Not yet. Not **quite** yet.
But it's getting closer, I think.
There will be more outrages to come, folks. They will keep pushing, and pushing, and pushing, and more and more people will silently look at what they're doing and say to themselves "WTF? Really, come on now, WT holy everloving F?"
The left is utterly blind to the approaching whirlwind they're reaping. They're just so *damned* sure they're the righteous ones.
Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2015 06:11 PM (h6Mpm)
Yeah, I'm not too keen on the Curt Schilling approach for small stuff but this? Absolutely. At some point in this free-wheeling world, people have to put their feet down and say "Enough is enough."
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Monastic Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:11 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Golfman at April 01, 2015 06:11 PM (48QDY)
Holder would go there in person...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 01, 2015 06:11 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 01, 2015 06:11 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2015 06:11 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 06:11 PM (DXzRD)
How come no one has ever done a screenplay about Jack Parsons? Ace????
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons_(rocket_engineer)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 06:11 PM (iQIUe)
What do Indianians call it?
Not sure. But in Texas, it'd be called "buying a pizza".
Very few sell "loosies".
You buy the whole pie.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (YZizW)
Posted by: Achilles at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (TpeIH)
And give a sit down interview to 60 Minutes (or today show - someone).
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (gmeXX)
Now, in the wake of the Pink Mafia's endless bullying, I pretty much agree with ISIS on the Homosexual Question.
Posted by: well at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (oCxXI)
No conservative should ever talk to any reporter, ever, for any reason."
This times 1000, though I would change "No conservative" to "No one"
Posted by: Null at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (zOTsN)
I've lived here for four years, but clearly I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about so I'll just fuck off now.
http://thenyslice.com/
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Monastic Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (k8xvx)
If Pence had a pair he would gather all the people who signed this bill and march on down to this pizza place and spend some coin.
Nah, bad optics.
Posted by: paid Republican advisors everywhere at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (Yidyr)
When they start realizing that the tactics they use are also usable against them ... they will cry. Drink their tears.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (0NdlF)
Perhaps it's not so bad an analogy after all...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 01, 2015 06:03 PM (cv6Ng)
And everyone wants me against the wall. Not in the happy fun way.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 01, 2015 06:10 PM (IrByp)
Present compang excluded I assume. I know I'm in the happy fun way camp.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (z/Ubi)
The late Mike Wallace made a habit of showing up for what he claimed would be just "friendly, routine" interviews, prepared to blindside his interview subjects.
The few of those people who had their own recording devices and camera team ready when Wallace showed up then received, without exception, a violent tirade before Wallace stormed away and did not return.
They love playing the game just so long as the playing field is tilted _exactly _ to their specs and just so long as the refs remain safely on the take.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 01, 2015 06:13 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2015 06:13 PM (h6Mpm)
I get so many death threats online it is ridiculous. That is why I am careful about using real info.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 06:10 PM (iQIUe)
I gave up using Discus. Too many asshats.
Posted by: Iblis at April 01, 2015 06:13 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 01, 2015 06:13 PM (sH832)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Xander Crews at April 01, 2015 06:13 PM (G30fw)
A man's own daughter is never small stuff.
But he showed us we can do it, and that it works. Let slip the Horde.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:14 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2015 06:00 PM
There was a time when I would have agreed with you, zombie. Now, not so much.
During the election of '08, I felt my liberal friends would change their tunes about Choom Boy as truth about his incompetence, inexperience, America-hating beliefs and predilection for hanging out with our enemies was made public. They didn't change. In fact, their opinions hardened as they saw what they perceived as "attacks" on the man who became President Historic First©.
Surely, I thought, the insane adulation and blind acceptance would would be worn out by four years of the Mocha Messiah. Nuh-uh. They went down on their knees to him again.
Having seen that their tactics work, the leftists, race-whiners and LBGT crowd (but I repeat myself) realized that they don't HAVE to stop. They more they p*ss and moan, the more bennies they get.
They won't change their ways until a functional, law-abiding administration and Congress take over. Even then, I fear that draconian measures will be called for to bring about a return to common sense and the ideals we were brought up to revere.
Not sure it will happen in our lifetimes.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 01, 2015 06:14 PM (P8YHq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 06:14 PM (wlDny)
***
Hey, a blind squirrel...
Posted by: cool arrow at April 01, 2015 06:14 PM (g2DAI)
Nah. There is a huge difference between being gay and being a militant activist. Same for any group.
I used to have two neighbors who were gay. Both doctors, very successful and two of the nicest and best neighbors I have ever had. We lived on a little private lane that was full of old line yankees, very conservative, and all of the neighbors loved these guys.
I can't stand femanzis. Doesn't mean I hate all women.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 06:14 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 01, 2015 06:14 PM (th6S/)
Posted by: regular guy at April 01, 2015 06:14 PM (XYKz+)
"I want a piece of that"
Posted by: Things She Said at April 01, 2015 06:14 PM (0NdlF)
Now, in the wake of the Pink Mafia's endless bullying, I pretty much agree with ISIS on the Homosexual Question.
Posted by: well at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (oCxXI)
So. You think I should be thrown off a building? Beheaded? Stoned to death? Have a wall toppled on me?
Yes or no.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 01, 2015 06:15 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 06:15 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 06:15 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 01, 2015 06:10 PM (IrByp)
Well, I won't speak for everyone here, but I'm certainly up for the happy fun way.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 01, 2015 06:15 PM (cv6Ng)
http://thenyslice.com/
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier
Sorry.
Unwad your panties.
I haven't lived there for a number of years. My comment was more of a "must be a new thing" musing. I wasn't trying to insult you.
Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2015 06:15 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 06:16 PM (DXzRD)
(Andy Serkis Screwtape voice on) NO NO NO! (Andy Serkis Screwtape voice off)
I would a thousand times sooner every single member of ISIS, from the youngest to the oldest, dropped off of the top of buildings than even the most strident LBTQ activist. And part of me doesn't want to see ISIS dropped of the tops of buildings (forced to recant and repent, and make reparation, and for as many to die as is needed for that to happen, but the point stands)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Monastic Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:16 PM (k8xvx)
You have to remember and realize - these noisy people are a tiny minority.
They are full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
Stand firm and they will flee.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:16 PM (0NdlF)
threaten to kill the pizza makers.
actually kill the police.
hell i can remember when the global warming crowd were just mentioning jailing people for not agreeing.
they need to Up their game.
Posted by: comrade willow at April 01, 2015 06:16 PM (nqBYe)
Yeah it's still April 1st.
Posted by: Robinson at April 01, 2015 06:17 PM (W2Cji)
Yes or no.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 01, 2015 06:15 PM (IrByp)
Coated in oil and forced at gunpoint to wrestle with a Hooters girl?
(In a happy fun way)
Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2015 06:17 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 01, 2015 06:17 PM (MbrzC)
How many freaking gay weddings have there EVER been in Walkerton? In that county? This is beyond ridiculous. And with their phone being swamped and threats, I can understand this likely will doom them if they are like most little town restaurants... razor thin margin.
So sad. I hope that TV news producer is happy with their "story"
Posted by: Yip at April 01, 2015 06:18 PM (84SRe)
Of course, the Horde would all gladly open their doors to admit and protect Her Imperial Malevolence during times of sturm und drang.
Um, how deep does the pit have to be again to keep the Ravage from getting loose? The gardenias just went in.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 01, 2015 06:18 PM (noWW6)
***
You? No.
Malor? Well...
Posted by: cool arrow at April 01, 2015 06:18 PM (g2DAI)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2015 06:18 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Motorhead at April 01, 2015 06:19 PM (jc4t8)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 06:14 PM (wlDny)
As my sock put it in the last thread, we conservatives are subhuman and thus incapable of having rights.
Posted by: steveegg at April 01, 2015 06:19 PM (cL79m)
Until relatively recently, I supported civil unions and thought sodomy laws were absurd.
Now, in the wake of the Pink Mafia's endless bullying, I pretty much agree with ISIS on the Homosexual Question.
Posted by: well at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (oCxXI)
wtf? you agree with isis? you are sick
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 01, 2015 06:19 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:19 PM (zOTsN)
With all due respect, it's not all about you.
It's the Christians that are being persecuted here.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at April 01, 2015 06:19 PM (4A96C)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 01, 2015 06:19 PM (th6S/)
This thread is about a family who is actually being persecuted, not about imaginary persecution.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:19 PM (Yidyr)
Will pass on putting you up against the wall in the happy fun way. Will also pass on putting you up against the wall for the not happy fun way. Like I said, you're good people.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Monastic Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:20 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: DaveA (a transplant ducking the fireworks) at April 01, 2015 06:20 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 01, 2015 06:20 PM (th6S/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2015 06:20 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 01, 2015 06:20 PM (th6S/)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 06:20 PM (MMC8r)
Do you know what #GamerGate is?
Because the losers of that battle are the people we're fighting against.
They win by projecting inevitability - but they're really just a small bunch of losers and whiners with excellent marketing. (See MSM)
If you don't believe in your own principles enough to fight them anywhere and everywhere they pop up, you deserve to lose. But we don't have to lose.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:20 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: kartoffel at April 01, 2015 06:20 PM (sGRH7)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 01, 2015 06:20 PM (k6PEu)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Monastic Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:21 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 06:20 PM (MMC8r)
Lotsa edgy going down lately.
Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2015 06:21 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 06:21 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2015 06:00 PM
In those three days, they'll get the local bank (if there is one) to refuse financial services, to match the credit-card processing companies' standing practice to refuse financial service to such companies.
Posted by: steveegg at April 01, 2015 06:22 PM (cL79m)
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the 1.6% ... of whom how many got married ... and of that how many are monogamous?
whatevers.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 01, 2015 06:22 PM (th6S/)
Until relatively recently, I supported civil unions and thought sodomy laws were absurd.
Now, in the wake of the Pink Mafia's endless bullying, I pretty much agree with ISIS on the Homosexual Question.
Posted by: well at April 01, 2015 06:12 PM (oCxXI)
wtf? you agree with isis? you are sick
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 01, 2015 06:19 PM (u8GsB)
I was going to speculate that it was D-lamp returning. But he's been in the ISIS camp for gays and the media for a long time so it wouldn't be a "now" type statement.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2015 06:22 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Emily at April 01, 2015 06:22 PM (7Rn+/)
Truth is, this was a goofball PR stunt, seeking out free advertising by claiming to refuse to deliver pizzas to gay weddings. Anyone who's ever been to Walkerton IN knows what a backwoods sibling-marrying dump of a town that is and that there's never ever even one gay wedding there ever. And no wedding I ever been to, which AFAIK were all non-gay, ever served pizza not even once, except one time at a day-after reception but just for the little kids. Besides, it's a wedding not an anniversary: homo can't 'have' kids except by adopting, or turkey baster, or by parthenogenesis but only if every male member's member drops off or gets lopped off and the species hasn't got any sperm-producing males left.
So, the idea of the organizers for a gay marriage - in puking Walkerton - ordering delivery of a bunch of pizzas for the day-after reception is about as likely a thing that could happen as Ben Carlson or Rick Santorum turning gay or Santorum being elected, to anything, ever again.
Posted by: Wax the Gunter Flog at April 01, 2015 06:22 PM (lqeGC)
Posted by: se pa moron at April 01, 2015 06:23 PM (xQX/f)
Cab drivers refuse to pick up passengers with alcohol or service dogs. Other cab drivers refuse to drive cabs with Gay Games advertisements on them. Cashiers refuse to check out customers purchasing pork products.
Only one religion is forced to violate the tenets of faith.
Tell me again about how we're a nation of laws.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 01, 2015 06:23 PM (cv6Ng)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:23 PM (zOTsN)
It would be nice to be able to flood the victims of liberal pogroms with a fat flood of cash as a disincentive to the mob.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 06:23 PM (MMC8r)
And who would serve pizza at a wedding reception anyway?
Posted by: L, Elle at April 01, 2015 06:23 PM (0Euvx)
I hope to write them an encouraging note, and this fact reinforces how empty the online mob's threats are.
They're going to continue not giving this remote pizzeria any business. The horror.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:23 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 01, 2015 06:23 PM (+WXeq)
I will say my opinion on gay marriage has shifted. I used to be in the "dissolve civil marriage altogether and let contract law sort it out" camp.
Hell, I don't actually have any strong opinions on it as a religious matter either (I'm sure Bannion will be here to execute me shortly.)
Frankly it ranks in the bottom 10 of "issues I care much about either politically or personally."
Having said that: I'm starting to feel obligated to defend the notion of "traditional marriage as a state entity" mostly because I'm starting to feel like something more than my ambivalence is under attack and this is just phase I.
As for the wall....I don't want you up against any walls! I mean I have a wife! Or something...
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 01, 2015 06:23 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:16 PM
They are a "tiny minority" with the not-inconsiderable resources of the Presidency, DOJ and Congress standing resolutely behind them.
I fear that combination more than I do a bunch of wacked-out Iranians with a nuke.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 01, 2015 06:24 PM (P8YHq)
Because after all everyone in
Indiana uses the term "slice" when talking about pizza.
It's a hipster affectation around here. Gotta signal that you're better than the Unpeople you live near.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 01, 2015 06:05 PM (/kI1Q)
In Baltimore we call them wedges, pizza wedges.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2015 06:24 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2015 06:24 PM (Qsa5x)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 06:24 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 06:25 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 06:25 PM (MYCIw)
I question your veracity, sir.
Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2015 06:25 PM (h6Mpm)
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That just be the response, but I doubt it.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 01, 2015 06:25 PM (MbrzC)
Ace used to have a really great p-chop of the homosexual andi sullivan on a cross on account of his perpetual persecuction complex from everyone.
The beagles p-chop was great, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:25 PM (Yidyr)
I'd raise so much hell that the media would arrive before they could get another cashier to check me out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 06:26 PM (YZizW)
To be blunt, how fcuking stupid is this guy to put a target on himself?
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 06:26 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 06:26 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:26 PM (Yidyr)
Thousands in Mississippi and Alabama crushed.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 06:27 PM (YZizW)
This stuns me as it were.
In part because I was told I was being a jackass because I expressed that I would prefer my friend's girlfriend not bring her service dog into the hospital room where my newborn was, while she was less than 24 hour old.
(She wasn't coming alone, I assumed my friend would help.)
I ended up just relenting and my kid now has more dog exposure in 3 months than I had for the first 3 years of my life.
And dare I say my concerns were actually medical
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 01, 2015 06:27 PM (HDwDg)
If you can't trust an anonymous poster taking profligate shit on the Internet, I don't know what's become of us.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 06:27 PM (MMC8r)
Then a blink of the eye after that plague strikes, we are told that the old knowledge is wrong and we must normalize this lifestyle.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at April 01, 2015 06:27 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 06:27 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: well at April 01, 2015 06:27 PM (oCxXI)
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That's a fact.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 01, 2015 06:27 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2015 06:27 PM (ty633)
To be blunt, how fcuking stupid is this guy to put a target on himself?
He should just put his head down and go along to get along, eh?
Just like a billion Chinamen who walk around staring at the ground.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:28 PM (Yidyr)
Posted by: rickb223 Dude,.... pizza ... not crawdads... heh
Posted by: Yip at April 01, 2015 06:28 PM (84SRe)
I fear that combination more than I do a bunch of wacked-out Iranians with a nuke.
Do you think the federal government is the biggest kid on the block, or do you fear Someone greater?
If you think the feds are, your position is understandable ... but you deserve no liberty, except what your betters deign to throw to you as scraps.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:28 PM (0NdlF)
The ABC affiliate that conducted this interview was from Elkhart. Jess Dooley, the Dike that called for the burning down of the Pizza place, had been the replacement coach for the last gay teacher that molested one of her female students at Concord High School in Elkhart.
Jess Dooley was suspended today. I guess they are gonna have to find another gay coach.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 01, 2015 06:28 PM (xwKF+)
Let's be blunt. Demographics aren't on their side.
Sure, they're having weddings. No kids. Not unless they convince a lesbian buddy to incubate a designer kid. Drug abuse and promiscuity are rampant in that "community", and they don't usually live to a ripe old age. They know it, too.
They're non-binary genderquestioning "allies" aren't much better in the reproductive department. They're kinda busy keeping Planned Parenthood's profit margins healthy. Gotta be fetusfrei, ya know, in order to be ready to march for your right to poop in a public park!!
Meanwhile, back at the Chik-fil-A and the Hobby Lobby, the minivans belching fumes are full of screaming kids who are already primed to start thinking of their future wedding days.....to the opposite sex.....and figure it out from there, kids.
Now, 'scuse me while I go enjoy some chicken nuggets and some crafty shit with my brood.
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at April 01, 2015 06:29 PM (h8UWI)
I decided we would have our rehearsal dinner at Pizza Hut.
Because a) I like it, b) my folks were traditionally bound to pay and there was no reason to bust their balls, and c) I don't give a shit.
I think my wife's friends still roll their eyes over it.
And they can blow me.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 06:29 PM (MMC8r)
returning. But he's been in the ISIS camp for gays and the media for a
long time so it wouldn't be a "now" type statement.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2015 06:22 PM (z/Ubi)
D-Lamp is already back as "SaltyRoger"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 01, 2015 06:29 PM (cv6Ng)
Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2015 06:29 PM (e6ccZ)
Posted by: Wax the Gunter Flog at April 01, 2015 06:22 PM (lqeGC)
What a kind sentiment! Not a small town fan I take it.
Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2015 06:29 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2015 06:29 PM (bemXd)
Wait...What???!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2015 06:30 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 06:24 PM (0FSuD)
Happy Fun Summer Adult Camps. We'll learn to share our toys, and that everyone is equal, though some are more equal than others.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:30 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 06:31 PM (YZizW)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 06:26 PM (0FSuD)
Yeah, might be stupid, but not "get death threats and have your business swamped and quite likely burned to the ground one night very soon by the SJW lynch mob" level stupid.
Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2015 06:31 PM (h6Mpm)
Not seeing it. You guys refreshing fast enough to watch the Banhammer in action?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:31 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Jim Nabors at April 01, 2015 06:31 PM (JO9+V)
Yeah, because there are no instances of militant gays and their supporters behaving irrationally and offering threats of violence or job loss, so naturally Froggy thinks it's a PR stunt/sarc..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 06:32 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:32 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 01, 2015 06:27 PM (HDwDg)
You're also not Islamic.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 01, 2015 06:32 PM (cv6Ng)
Heh. Never did get over that singing voice from Gomer.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 01, 2015 06:33 PM (k6PEu)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 01, 2015 06:33 PM (xwKF+)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 06:33 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Iblis at April 01, 2015 06:33 PM (9221z)
Yeah, because there are no instances of militant gays and their supporters behaving irrationally and offering threats of violence or job loss, so naturally Froggy thinks it's a PR stunt/sarc..
New hash with a big mouth is always a tell.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 06:33 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: comrade willow at April 01, 2015 06:33 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: petunia at April 01, 2015 06:33 PM (VoCyE)
You like pizza hut?!! Off to the camps for culinary incarceration for bad taste in pizza. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 06:34 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: despair at April 01, 2015 06:34 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:31 PM (0NdlF)
I do wear out the 'refresh' key, but I wasn't talking about this thread specifically.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 01, 2015 06:34 PM (cv6Ng)
Have you read the indictment? At this point, Menendez wouldn't qualify as toast in the Donner Party. A Dem administration is never going to try to take down a fellow party member Congress critter unless the case for the prosecution is both beyond a mortal lock and politically convenient. The convenient part is obvious, given Menendez's positions on Israel, Iran and Cuba are 100% opposed to Obama. It's the other problem preventing him from changing parties: Menendez would be more than willing to change parties and rest his chances for re-election on his name recognition and the billions in favors he's done for his constituents. The problem is that Indictment, not just the fact that it exists but what's in it and how easy it is to prove. And New Jersey jury pool types are exactly thrilled with their crooked pols in first place, but right now is worse than ever.
Posted by: Wax the Gunter Flog at April 01, 2015 06:34 PM (lqeGC)
that's sorta familiar these days.
Until they run up against that group that actually will.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 06:34 PM (YZizW)
This is why we need the law.
This is why we need Men With Chests.
Laws mean nothing when good men stand by and do nothing in the face of evil.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:34 PM (Yidyr)
Remember that woman flying to Africa who made the joke about AIDS?
Buzzfeed just wanted someone to Emmanuel Goldstein and picked her at random. Ruined her life in the space of a plane flight.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 06:35 PM (MMC8r)
I hope to ONE DAY get a cool one. That's not too much to ask.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 01, 2015 06:35 PM (k6PEu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 06:34 PM (DXzRD)
Tom Monaghan will be the first in.
Posted by: Iblis at April 01, 2015 06:35 PM (9221z)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 06:31 PM (YZizW)
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Was on my wireless cable modem. I could post, but when I refreshed it disappeared, kind of like MUMR's posts. And then I realized that even though my intial posts would show up, they weren't really there. I wasn't getting any responses to some really brilliant insights I was sharing.
Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2015 06:36 PM (e6ccZ)
Posted by: OCBill at April 01, 2015 06:36 PM (cPg42)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:36 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling
But..but..optics.
Posted by: GOPajamaboys at April 01, 2015 06:36 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 06:27 PM (YZizW)
Hey, don't for forget us
Posted by: Arkansas and TN at April 01, 2015 06:37 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:37 PM (MDgS8)
Will there be a Pizza Hut in the camp?
Posted by: Robinson at April 01, 2015 06:37 PM (W2Cji)
I have that happen on Wifi and Chrome. But not on the same wifi and Opera Lite.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 06:38 PM (YZizW)
And this is my point. I mean what the fuck is wrong with us when "Uhh....my newborn might get sick." is met with "DON'T INSULT THE DISABLED PERSON" but "Muslim" is met with "Oh, OK then."
FWIW, I flipped my lid when the dog licked my friends hands as he was reaching out to hold said newborn
.Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 01, 2015 06:38 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2015 06:36 PM (e6ccZ)
Because Drew banned you.
Musing on the efficacy of throwing gays off buildings will result in a timeout of an undetermined length.
Soona will rejoin us when/if I remember to unban him. Posted by: DrewM. at April 01, 2015 12:24 PM (r5Qcm)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 01, 2015 06:38 PM (cv6Ng)
Posted by: Iblis at April 01, 2015 06:35 PM (9221z)
**********
I would hardly call what Dominos delivers "Pizza".
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at April 01, 2015 06:38 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Wax the Gunter Flog at April 01, 2015 06:22 PM (lqeGC)
What a kind sentiment! Not a small town fan I take it.
Posted by: LizLem
He's just mad because his sister turned down his proposal.
Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2015 06:38 PM (sQzB6)
My God, where will they ever find another lesbian high school athletics coach.....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2015 06:38 PM (LA7Cm)
Menendez ought to go for jury nullification. Just lay it out...they did this to me because I support Isreal. What I'm accused of is how business gets done, and the good people of New Jersey know that. Full acquittal.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 01, 2015 06:38 PM (YScjp)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:39 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 01, 2015 06:14 PM (wlDny)
Because the victims are Unpeople from Jesusland.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 06:39 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:40 PM (Yidyr)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 06:40 PM (MMC8r)
like underage Dominican hookers.....
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 06:40 PM (YZizW)
Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2015 06:40 PM (h6Mpm)
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Whoever was in charge of the story probably had a few "word of mouth" likely candidates ready when the story was proposed.
"I'll bet that one of the chumps on this list will take the bait if we ask them about catering a SSM. Someone should go call them up and ask them."
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 06:41 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Exene Cervenka at April 01, 2015 06:41 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:41 PM (MDgS8)
nah, he did SOMETHING.
either the cuba / iran thing, or most likely, something even worse behind the scenes.
because if they wanted to they could indict all 535 of the bastards tomorrow.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 06:41 PM (AkOaV)
This is not America.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 06:41 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: weft cut-concern vendor at April 01, 2015 06:41 PM (JBzwC)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:41 PM (djCLr)
Either that, or they had 10 reporters calling everyone in the phone book until they finally found someone dumb enough to talk to them.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 06:42 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: regular guy at April 01, 2015 06:42 PM (XYKz+)
Laws mean nothing when good men stand by and do nothing in the face of evil.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:34 PM (Yidyr)
"Abolition of Man" - CS Lewis, seems like a prophecy now
Posted by: MikeH at April 01, 2015 06:42 PM (/2E+M)
Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2015 06:42 PM (yRwC8)
Cahn-cern~! Fresh Hot Concern!
Get'cher Concern! Five 'ill get'cha a bag!
Cahn-cern~!
Over here....
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:42 PM (MDgS8)
I just got them inflated, do you like them?
[squeaky sound of balloons being rubbed]
Posted by: Ms. Brucelda Jenner at April 01, 2015 06:42 PM (8xAlA)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:43 PM (zOTsN)
Remember when being a good person was a good thing?
Now it's criminal.
Posted by: petunia at April 01, 2015 06:43 PM (VoCyE)
hanging a guy in the public square. It's a message to other dems on
foreign policy.
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag?
Probably correct. Obama would put him in a gibbet on the White House lawn if he could.
Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2015 06:43 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: regular guy at April 01, 2015 06:42 PM (XYKz+)
In case you forgot to look at a calendar, today is
Posted by: steveegg at April 01, 2015 06:43 PM (cL79m)
Either that, or they had 10
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Possibly. But if the unpaid interns spend too much time making phone calls, then they're not doing important things like getting coffee for their bosses.
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 06:44 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Gomer Pyle at April 01, 2015 06:44 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:44 PM (djCLr)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:44 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: regular guy at April 01, 2015 06:45 PM (XYKz+)
I pray it doesn't get that far, but it really seems like the Lying Left needs to actually EXPERIENCE a thimbleful of the monstrosity they claim we all are.
Basically, if the Right were the intolerant monsters the Left rails about, said Left WOULD NOT EXIST.
Why do they not see this? Why do they insist on FORCING a confrontation that they are both ill-equipped to handle, and that they will lose?
Posted by: acethepug at April 01, 2015 06:45 PM (WK825)
Let's
Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2015 06:45 PM (ty633)
either the cuba / iran thing, or most likely, something even worse behind the scenes.
because if they wanted to they could indict all 535 of the bastards tomorrow.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 06:41 PM (AkOaV)
You're right in that he has somehow transgressed against The One and must be cast out.
I'm just pointing out the political upside of it, from the cynical Obama/Democrat point of view.
He gave them an excuse. They're taking it.
Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2015 06:45 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 06:42 PM (AkOaV)
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It was a fishing expedition. They used the phone book probably. Just going down the list until they found someone they knew they could ruin.
Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2015 06:45 PM (e6ccZ)
If I had actually been banned I should have said something to earn it. Damn.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 01, 2015 06:45 PM (k6PEu)
That would be pretty odd given that Christie would appoint his successor.
But then Obama doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 06:45 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:43 PM (zOTsN)
Corzine made $2 billion dollars disappear, he's a much bigger crook.
Posted by: MikeH at April 01, 2015 06:46 PM (/2E+M)
Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at April 01, 2015 06:46 PM (oRc1K)
Wonder if that goosestepping fuck Randall Munroe still thinks he and his putrid ilk are just "showing people the door".
Posted by: fuck xkcd at April 01, 2015 06:46 PM (zXTMS)
Posted by: filbert at April 01, 2015 06:40 PM (h6Mpm)
Actually, it's because Teh SCOAMT is a Shi'ite IslamocRAT and Menendez is a Sunni DemocRAT (or if you prefer the religion-of-Obama's-adulthood reference, Teh SCOAMT is a Trotskyite and Menendez is a Stalinist, only this time, Leon beat Iosif).
Posted by: steveegg at April 01, 2015 06:46 PM (cL79m)
Very few sell "loosies".
You buy the whole pie.
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I didn't realize this was a foreign concept. The store bakes several different types of pizza, cuts them into 8 slices, and displays them behind the glass counter. You can walk in and get a couple of slices - mix and match - and a soda, whatever. Of course you can get a whole pie if you want, but this is for walk-in traffic mostly.
Posted by: despair at April 01, 2015 06:46 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:46 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steveegg at April 01, 2015 06:43 PM (cL79m)
Ah it is starting to make sense now but it should be called old fools day in his cas
e..
Posted by: regular guy at April 01, 2015 06:47 PM (XYKz+)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 01, 2015 06:47 PM (k6PEu)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:47 PM (MDgS8)
because they *bank* on the fundamental decency of those they so misguidedly despise
Posted by: Feh at April 01, 2015 06:47 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at April 01, 2015 06:48 PM (fLKzW)
I wonder if Gov. Brown's announced water use restrictions mean that the company that owns the office space my employer leases will actually respond in a timely fashion the next time one of the urinals won't stop flushing?
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 06:48 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: a still small voice at April 01, 2015 06:48 PM (irMae)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:47 PM (MDgS
RIP Joe Biden's Brain - 1967
Posted by: MikeH at April 01, 2015 06:48 PM (/2E+M)
Posted by: steveegg at April 01, 2015 06:43 PM (cL79m)
Ah it is starting to make sense now but it should be called old fools day in his cas
e..
Posted by: regular guy at April 01, 2015 06:47 PM (XYKz+)
He's more of an All Year Fool celebrant.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:48 PM (0NdlF)
Well, they managed to rustle up a couple dozen reporters to send to Alaska to do op research on Palin, so why not the same scenario playing out here?
Or maybe some SJW activist group did the leg work... either way, its not a coincidence that they found this pizza place.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 06:48 PM (AkOaV)
Does it taste O. K. Bubba?
Enjoy your meal and.........have a blessed day!
Posted by: obsidian at April 01, 2015 06:48 PM (ARK2U)
Posted by: despair at April 01, 2015 06:46 PM (J6suc)
It's a foreign concept in Texas.
Because Texas ism well....foreign.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2015 06:48 PM (V+kmg)
...those are my terms.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 01, 2015 06:49 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 01, 2015 06:49 PM (rwI+c)
He wasn't running for president then.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 06:49 PM (g1DWB)
Yeah, slices.
I skipped a bunch of middle comments. do people find the concept of slices to be strange? because they're missing out.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 06:50 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:50 PM (djCLr)
Posted by: despair at April 01, 2015 06:34 PM (J6suc)
They aren't. They have become TWANLOC.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 06:50 PM (mx5oN)
They're non-binary genderquestioning "allies" aren't much better in the reproductive department. They're kinda busy keeping Planned Parenthood's profit margins healthy. Gotta be fetusfrei, ya know, in order to be ready to march for your right to poop in a public park!!
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at April 01, 2015 06:29 PM (h8UWI)
_____________
But don't you dare accuse me of being homophobic, I'm just expressing my "religious freedom".
Right?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 06:50 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:51 PM (zOTsN)
unfortunately, theres no good pizza in the country outside of nj/ny/ct/pa (and really only parts of those states)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 06:51 PM (AkOaV)
X-tie appointed a shitbag R
What X-tie did to ensure a D taking the seat was move the special election date around to suit his own reelection bid.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:51 PM (Yidyr)
He will be missed.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 01, 2015 06:49 PM (rwI+c)
I know, Beau took two shots at him and went wide right. But what do you expect from a coked-out wash-out
Posted by: Jill Biden at April 01, 2015 06:51 PM (/2E+M)
But he'll probably cut a deal.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 01, 2015 06:51 PM (YScjp)
store bakes several different types of pizza, cuts them into 8 slices,
and displays them behind the glass counter. You can walk in and get a
couple of slices - mix and match - and a soda, whatever. Of course you
can get a whole pie if you want, but this is for walk-in traffic mostly.
Posted by: despair
I understand the concept, I've even been to NYC. Just not very common in the middle of the country in my experience. We do have one place here that makes New York Pizza and they do sell slices. Only pizza place in town that does AFAIK.
Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2015 06:51 PM (sQzB6)
re: 5. The Constitution requires that taxpayer money be given to people to get X.
As a marker, the members of the Senate GOP who voted to extend Social Security benefits to the gay married puts us right about -- there.
Thanks Thom!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2015 06:51 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:51 PM (MDgS8)
Here, enjoy (not spiders!):
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/poor-snape#.cwJvDzD05
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 06:52 PM (TLTHv)
I pray it doesn't get that far, but it really seems like the Lying Left needs to actually EXPERIENCE a thimbleful of the monstrosity they claim we all are.
Basically, if the Right were the intolerant monsters the Left rails about, said Left WOULD NOT EXIST.
Posted by: acethepug at April 01, 2015 06:45 PM (WK825)
You don't see them criticizing Muslims, do you?
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2015 06:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: despair at April 01, 2015 06:34 PM (J6suc)
They aren't. They have become TWANLOC.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 06:50 PM (mx5oN)
"Citizens of the World"
Posted by: MikeH at April 01, 2015 06:52 PM (/2E+M)
Being disgusted and opposed to homosexual activists is not irrational fear of homosexuals.
But then, why am I arguing with a cow?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 06:52 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: mynewhandle
Since our resident militarized thug cop isn't here, I guess it falls to me to stand up for Chicago pizza.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 01, 2015 06:52 PM (GuwT9)
Let's recall here that the infamous interview in which Todd Akin blew up his Senatorial hopes, and did collateral damage to dozens of other GOP candidates all the way up to the top of the presidential ticket, was an interview which Akin had _actively sought out_. He called them to schedule it.
Despite his previously having a double-digit lead in the polls, a circumstance in which any competent campaign manager will fight to keep the candidate quiet and out of view.
Some people just want to see their own mugs on TV and hear their own voices coming out of the speaker.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 01, 2015 06:52 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at April 01, 2015 06:48 PM (fLKzW)
________
Yep. Conservatives out number everyone, which is why Obama is president, Jon Boner is speaker and Jeb is leading the pack for 2016.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 06:53 PM (0LHZx)
Democrats hate Christians.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 01, 2015 06:53 PM (ZPrif)
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Underage bookers?
Jenny's Child Bookie Service?
/quirks eyebrow
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 06:53 PM (UWFpX)
Not literally the same but they're all interchangeable.
See also George Snufflupacus at GOP debate and birth control.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 01, 2015 06:53 PM (k6PEu)
Posted by: Golfman at April 01, 2015 06:53 PM (48QDY)
I'm sorry, that sucks.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 01, 2015 06:52 PM (GuwT9)
Eh, I'll give it to Chicago that while they make pizza wrong, at least it tastes good. Not really like a pizza, but I don't hate it.
I can't say the same about really anywhere else I've been in the country.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 06:54 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 01, 2015 06:52 PM (GuwT9)
Chicago has pizza? Chicago has pizza?
Posted by: MikeH at April 01, 2015 06:54 PM (/2E+M)
Soona was banned.
He got banned.
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:39 PM (MDgS
WHAT? What happen, or is this April fools?
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 06:54 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: MikeH at April 01, 2015 06:52 PM (/2E+M)
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The World has been making it clear that it doesn't want them either.
Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2015 06:54 PM (e6ccZ)
X-tie made it so Booker would run in a special election on October 13th, even though the regular election was 3 weeks later.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:54 PM (Yidyr)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:54 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at April 01, 2015 06:54 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 06:54 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Jen Psocki at April 01, 2015 06:55 PM (Dwehj)
Called any death threats in to pizza shops lately, moo moo?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 06:55 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:55 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:55 PM (djCLr)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2015 06:48 PM (V+kmg)
Remember that time we were our own country????
Posted by: Says Every Texan Ever at April 01, 2015 06:55 PM (yRwC8)
Well self proclaimed "conservatives" (of which John Boehner is one, lets not forget) make up 40% of the population. Self describe liberals (of which Obama is not one. He's a moderate, remember?) make up 20%.
So, in essence, those numbers really don't mean much.
But on face value, yes "conservatives" do out number "liberals" 2:1, if you define conservative as boehner and liberals as people who think obama is way too center for them.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 06:56 PM (AkOaV)
Apparently Drew dropped the hammer on the Sooner.
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:55 PM (MDgS
Why?
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 06:56 PM (0FSuD)
Or as our president has counseled his army of Obamabots:
#GetInTheirFacesPunchBackTwiceAsHardBringAGunToAKifeFight
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 06:56 PM (TLTHv)
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Not only is Drew back, but he is on a power trip (well a power trip that includes bringing the hammer).
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2015 06:57 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at April 01, 2015 06:57 PM (fLKzW)
Because droom is a vagina.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:57 PM (Yidyr)
X cannot equal free exercise of Religion, nor can it equal ownership of arms?
Posted by: doug at April 01, 2015 06:57 PM (IYEs/)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen
Better than those floppy, greasy flaps with no toppings that look like a skin graft gone bad.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 01, 2015 06:57 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:57 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 06:51 PM (AkOaV)
Boston has some pretty good spots.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2015 06:58 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2015 06:48 PM (V+kmg)
Remember that time we were our own country????
Posted by: Says Every Texan Ever at April 01, 2015 06:55 PM (yRwC
So, it will be called Tejas, again, amigo
Posted by: The Unwashed Masses Crossing the Rio Grande at April 01, 2015 06:58 PM (/2E+M)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 06:58 PM (Yidyr)
Posted by: regular guy at April 01, 2015 06:58 PM (XYKz+)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 06:50 PM (0LHZx)
Called any death threats in to pizza shops lately, moo moo?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 06:55 PM (DXzRD)
As much money as piece worker and financial consultant Moo makes, he probably just bought them.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 06:58 PM (0FSuD)
Oy.
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 01, 2015 06:58 PM (CVTpV)
Also, I'm calling the NE corner of the latrine the "Spank Zone". They'll separate us from the females, and I aint pizza hatin' even then. So, there will be a designated location for rubbing one out. I wouldn't be surprised if a barrel mysteriously appears at some point, tho.
Posted by: Beefus McMeatballus at April 01, 2015 06:58 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 01, 2015 06:58 PM (YScjp)
I've heard that Truck Monkey got banned too. He was too critical of Mr Poo Poo.
Posted by: Genghis Cohen
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2015 06:58 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Says Every Texan Ever at April 01, 2015 06:55 PM (yRwC
How can we forget?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2015 06:59 PM (V+kmg)
Eh no, not really and that's been covered in plenty of threads. guapitos.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 06:59 PM (djCLr)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 06:59 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2015 06:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 01, 2015 07:00 PM (0Euvx)
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I'm afraid that is true.
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2015 07:00 PM (gmeXX)
So, in essence, those numbers really don't mean much.
But on face value, yes "conservatives" do out number "liberals" 2:1, if you define conservative as boehner and liberals as people who think obama is way too center for them.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 06:56 PM (AkOaV)
____________
But I hear this argument all the time....conservatives outnumber liberals 2:1 so of course the majority is with us on Issue X. Well no it doesn't really work like that, as you pointed out above.
It's like when people say 90% of the country is Christian. so of course gay marriage is opposed by the vast majority of people. Sure, except of that 90%, 60% has never gone to church and does support SSM.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 07:00 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 07:00 PM (Yidyr)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 06:59 PM (0FSuD)
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Nope.
Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2015 07:01 PM (e6ccZ)
Moo's going to spend it right away, I just know it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 07:01 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 07:01 PM (zOTsN)
Always sad to see people argue for positions that would destroy themselves. But I'm convinced now that not everyone deserves liberty.
Give undeserving people liberty, and they'll vote to give everyone chains. Cause freedom is scary.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 07:01 PM (0NdlF)
Chicago has pizza? Chicago has pizza?
Chicago has a greasy mattress with cheese that it calls 'pizza.'
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 07:01 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 01, 2015 06:57 PM (GuwT9)
************
Mmmmm.... Skin Pizza?
Posted by: Goldmember at April 01, 2015 07:01 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen
Better than those floppy, greasy flaps with no toppings that look like a skin graft gone bad.<<<
Hey, I hear they now offer pizza with cheese in the crust! Isn't that awesome?
Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2015 07:01 PM (ty633)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at April 01, 2015 07:02 PM (djCLr)
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Intensity matters too. Gun control comes to mind.
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2015 07:02 PM (gmeXX)
They don't have 10 reporters to call every pizzeria. Someone called them. They are lazy
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:44 PM (zOTsN)
Could be a stringer remembered speaking or hearing from this business owner and knew he could be relied on for an inflammatory quote.
Don't talk to reporters. Ever.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2015 07:02 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 07:02 PM (MYCIw)
said the business license for Memories Pizza should be revoked because having a business in America is a privilege, not a right.
Posted by: @JohnTant
Rick Perry's sock account....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2015 07:02 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: MikeH at April 01, 2015 07:02 PM (/2E+M)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 07:02 PM (MDgS8)
Menendez is not more crooked than Corzine. Only one is going to jail
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 06:43 PM (zOTsN)
Yes. The BROWN guy. The white guy gets off scot-free.
Democrat Party: plus ca change and all that shit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2015 07:02 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 01, 2015 07:02 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: wooga at April 01, 2015 07:02 PM (AO98W)
Oy.
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 01, 2015 06:58 PM (CVTpV)
Well, if the government requires a license for a particular activity, that does make it a privilege, and the government can revoke or refuse to issue said license if it feels like it.
Which is a whole topic unto itself.
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2015 07:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: #NotTwitterFag at April 01, 2015 07:03 PM (bUmSq)
He got banned.
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 06:39 PM (MDg
Wait, so who be dat @ 355?
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 07:03 PM (0FSuD)
If you don't need unrestricted freedom of association I guess you don't need unrestricted freedom of speech either. They're going to have to open up the constitution and start putting asterisks after everything.
Posted by: kartoffel at April 01, 2015 07:03 PM (sGRH7)
Well, as Penn and Teller say, numbers are bullshit. Not that numbers lie, but people do, and its easy to make a poll or find numbers to support whatever it is you're trying to push.
Liberals are by far in a league of their own with playing with numbers. But R's do it too.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 07:03 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 01, 2015 06:52 PM (GuwT9)
I'm used to NY/NJ pizza, but there is a town north of Chicago called Mundelein, if I spelled it right, and has a pizza joint called Bill's pub. Holy shit the pizza there is intense. I go there when visiting friends in the area. Its a double crust of some kind, and the bacon pizza is to die for. You need to use a knife and fork, which is a change for me, but holy shit that pizza is something else.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2015 07:03 PM (FMbng)
Quit talking about my naughty bits!
Posted by: Hillary! at April 01, 2015 07:03 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 07:03 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at April 01, 2015 07:03 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 07:03 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 07:03 PM (0LHZx)
367 A Go Fund Me has raised $12,00 for the pizzeria
That's a lot of pizza. Guess the whole town's getting a pizza party?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 07:04 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
If 60% of Christians support SSM, then why has it only won in 2 states where it was put to a vote? The other states where it's legal had it imposed on them by a court. Most states have laws or constitutional amendments restricting marriage to 1 man & 1 woman. To think a popular opinion like opposing SSM is a losing position must make you a GOP consultant.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 01, 2015 07:04 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 07:04 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 01, 2015 07:04 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 07:04 PM (Yidyr)
You don't need a license to run a business, do you?
I mean I understand a restaurant would need a liquor license and a health inspection, but theres no like state-issued license to be a company that I know of.
Unless you want to incorporate, but thats a tax thing not like a "business license" thing
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 07:04 PM (AkOaV)
I think this pizzeria is getting death threats because they DON'T serve manholes.
Posted by: wooga at April 01, 2015 07:04 PM (AO98W)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 07:05 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 07:05 PM (MDgS8)
Could also be something as simple as this business owner being a devout Christian and a well known supporter of this campaign which became a law. We know the government likes to target conservatives so wouldn't surprise me to see them leak out some names to their friends in the msm.
Would anyone really be shocked if it that is what really happened?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 07:06 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Jane at April 01, 2015 07:06 PM (rDidp)
Soona made a fed up with teh gayz comment. I can't remember exactly what he said, but apparently enough to get him banned by Drew.
Posted by: Lauren
Did Drew read Soona's post slowly and carefully? Because last time, Ace started to scream at Soona at length and threatened to ban him, because Ace had misread the post.
Soona's "What'd I say?!?! was tres amuse.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2015 07:06 PM (kdS6q)
It's ALL good!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 07:05 PM (TLTHv)
No
Posted by: MikeH at April 01, 2015 07:06 PM (/2E+M)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 01, 2015 07:06 PM (Dwehj)
I think if you can read anything from the polls on gay marriage, its that 90% of people don't really give a shit. Not that they're for it, but they don't care enough to actively oppose it.
Because the numbers vary wildly by the way the question is asked, which leads me to believe that peoples general attitude is "I don't care, leave me alone"
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 07:06 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 07:06 PM (Yidyr)
Clerk 1: I'm getting off in 4 minutes.
Clerk 2: Dude, please. This is a family business.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2015 07:06 PM (V+kmg)
00-100 - Full-throated defense of free speech
101-200 - Full-throttle offers of devotion against a brick wall
201-300 - Fuck you and your corn-/rust-belt notions of what constitutes good pizza.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 01, 2015 07:07 PM (KH1sk)
The number of death threats that actually have an intent to cause physical harm is probably close to 0.
It's a psy Ops campaign more than anything else. Their goal is to cause fear and suppress Badthink.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 07:07 PM (0NdlF)
Wait, so who be dat @ 355?
Soona.
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 07:04 PM (MDgS
So banned, but back?
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 07:07 PM (0FSuD)
I mean I understand a restaurant would need a liquor license and a health inspection, but theres no like state-issued license to be a company that I know of.
Unless you want to incorporate, but thats a tax thing not like a "business license" thing
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Incorporating is more than a tax thing - it is a big state privilege - and it is most certainly a privilege and not a right - to use the corporate fiction to shield liability.
In many states you do need a license to run a particular business.
My hobbyhorse is barber licenses (which is just one of many). But there is no reason you should need a barber license to cut hair.
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2015 07:07 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 07:07 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 07:01 PM (MMC8r)
I believe Scalia ruled that Chicago "pizza" is actually tomato soup with cheese.
Posted by: Iblis at April 01, 2015 07:07 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 01, 2015 07:07 PM (W5DcG)
okay i admit i gave their name to the press because i couldn't stand a couple of micks culturally appropriating an italian institution like a pizzeria
Posted by: luigi's house of cottage pie & mutton stew at April 01, 2015 07:07 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 07:07 PM (TLTHv)
If you really think the issue here is icky gay marriage vs. icky xtians you need to remove yourself from the internet for a while. The only distinction that matters is "people who believe in absolute freedom of association and will fight for it" vs. everyone else.
Posted by: kartoffel at April 01, 2015 07:08 PM (sGRH7)
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On the other hand, when it comes up for a popular vote it typically loses.
Even California voted against it - twice.
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 07:08 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: mynewhandle
I was just saying that when put to a vote it usually loses and MooMoo is full of shit.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 01, 2015 07:08 PM (GuwT9)
You can vote your conscience in the privacy of the voting booth. But we all know what happens if you dare admit that you might wince at the thought of George Takei blowing Bruce Vilanch.
Posted by: wooga at April 01, 2015 07:08 PM (AO98W)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 07:06 PM (g1DWB)
I'd be shocked to the extent that our government was competent and fast moving enough to do something like that so quickly, but no I wouldn't be shocked to hear bureaucrats actively pushing a political agenda in quasi illegal ways.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 07:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2015 07:08 PM (oFCZn)
12K? Wow, that'd wash a hell of a lot of atheist cows.
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 01, 2015 07:06 PM (Dwehj)
Thats how much I pay in taxes...each day.
Posted by: MC Foo Pooh at April 01, 2015 07:08 PM (Dth0i)
Does this mean Obama becomes vice-president?
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 01, 2015 07:08 PM (TPjwz)
It involved the view that ISIS might have the right idea.
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2015 07:08 PM (z/Ubi)
Oh, fiiiine. I'll just got out and get a hotdog---smothered in ketchup!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 07:07 PM (TLTHv)
*fist bump*
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 07:09 PM (mx5oN)
Uh, isn't death sorta like physical harm?
Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at April 01, 2015 07:09 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 01, 2015 07:09 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 07:10 PM (AkOaV)
You don't need a license to run a business, do you?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 07:04 PM (AkOaV)
I'm sure the laws are different depending on where you live. But various states and municipalities require licenses for all sorts of things. I think a good bit of it has to do with stifling competition.
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2015 07:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 07:10 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at April 01, 2015 07:10 PM (41+Ra)
Posted by: Deep Thoughts by Bazooka Joe at April 01, 2015 07:10 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Borat at April 01, 2015 07:10 PM (AO98W)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 07:07 PM (TLTHv)
Now, you've done it. The anti-ketchup brigade here will start ranting about ketchup again.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 01, 2015 07:11 PM (0Euvx)
When the shooting starts, and it will soon enough once people are pushed deep into a corner they can't back out of, the SJW's are going to discover that their lives really don't matter. Mainly because all most people ever really wanted was to be left alone, and when finally provoked to outrage they eliminated the problem.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 01, 2015 07:11 PM (74McK)
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2015 07:08 PM (z/Ubi)
*winces*
Gonna be hard to come back from that.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2015 07:11 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 07:07 PM (TLTHv)
And I'm gonna buy frys and smother them in mayo
Posted by: MikeH at April 01, 2015 07:11 PM (/2E+M)
That's nice ... but I'm confused what the money is supposed to do.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 07:11 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 01, 2015 07:04 PM (GuwT9)
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Chill teh fuck out. I said 60% as a guess. It could be 40. Whatever. The point is it's not 0%. But listening to SoCons, you'd think every single person who bas born a Christian, opposes SSM and abortion.
And it's more than 2 states. It's 4. These states all voted either for SSM or voted against an explicit ban on SSM
Washington
Maine
Maryland
Minnesota
And these 4 were the last 4 to have votes. Which shows that the tide has shifted in public opinion from 6-10 years ago when states were voting 100% against SSM.
Add to that list states where the legislature passed SSM and it's another 6 or so states including IL, PA, NY, RI, VT and a few others.
And if I'm not mistaken don't a few million Catholics live in NY, PA and RI? Hmmm.....
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 07:11 PM (0LHZx)
And pizza sounds good tonight. Nice, hot, crisp, cracker-crust Fox's Pizza Pub pizza; Chicago bar pizza at its best.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 01, 2015 07:11 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 07:12 PM (/tNwW)
Depends. Ever read VDH's columns on the Two Californias? Seems in that state, and probably others, they only bother enforcing laws with certain populations.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 07:12 PM (TLTHv)
Now, you've done it. The anti-ketchup brigade here will start ranting about ketchup again.
And they aren't kidding either.
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 07:12 PM (MDgS8)
Seriously? Almost all cities require a business license, aka a tax, to open. NC just outlawed them, but before that every city had a list of various city licenses you had to buy to operate.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 07:12 PM (0FSuD)
So you'd walk into the pizzeria and say, "can i order two slices and a coke"? Because that's what we're talking about.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 07:12 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at April 01, 2015 07:13 PM (41+Ra)
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Freakin' cultural appropriators.
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 07:13 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 01, 2015 07:11 PM (DLu2s)
*throws Chicago pizza off the roof*
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2015 07:13 PM (oFCZn)
There is one.
Pay me.
Posted by: Government at April 01, 2015 07:13 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 07:13 PM (TLTHv)
Talk of armed revolution during the day and then at night when people cool down it's inventive ways of ingesting alcohol, butt-chugging Listerine and/or Vodka Tampons. After un-lurking a few weeks ago AoSHQ has become a lot more interesting.
Posted by: JROD at April 01, 2015 07:13 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2015 07:08 PM (oFCZn)
....and henceforth April 1 shall be known as "Free Pass for Racism and H8ing The Gayz Day" at AoSHQ
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2015 07:14 PM (V+kmg)
No I meant it in the sense of there is no government agency in charge of issuing licenses to all businesses in a state.
I understand you need permits and other things, but those are supposed to be for specific reasons -- liquor license, health permits for safety, building permits for safety, etc.
So what license is it that the left is trying to yank from places that wont, say, photograph gay weddings?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 07:14 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: JROD at April 01, 2015 07:13 PM (wnwJC)
You ain't seen nuthin yet
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2015 07:15 PM (V+kmg)
Yes, there are trends when society changes.
Now, do you think society is going to keep going Leftward? Do you believe in Inevitable Progress?
Or do you think the gods of the copybook headings will have their say?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 07:15 PM (0NdlF)
Watching this doc on Scientology. Have to laugh that these hollywood actors are too stupid that they were being groomed.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 01, 2015 07:15 PM (iQIUe)
Amazing what judges overturning the will of the people can do. It's like people know that the outcome will be what they're told it will be.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 07:16 PM (MMC8r)
Yes and No.
A florist in MA needs a business license. But an illegal selling flowers in the middle of busy intersections in MA needs no license...or citizenship..or even a visa.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 07:16 PM (Yidyr)
Posted by: Got Crack? at April 01, 2015 07:16 PM (bUmSq)
Did they vote for it or against an explicit ban on it? Seems relavant. Still its 4 states out of the 57. If that is the way the tide is turning why accelerate it?
I would actually like to see how this shift in public opinion would play out at the polls. Unfortunately, I'm not sure we'll get that chance.
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2015 07:16 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 01, 2015 07:16 PM (DLu2s)
Sort of like the Purge, but online. Bring out your gays!
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 07:16 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 07:16 PM (YZizW)
Crossbow, longbow, hotdog w/mustard, hotdog w/ketchup.....need a break from the LGBT activists who dare not let you discuss anything else.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 07:16 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Eric Holder at April 01, 2015 07:16 PM (B+HTd)
Those fucking pizza evangelists would bomb your establishment without heed nor warning.
Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2015 07:17 PM (ty633)
And if I'm not mistaken don't a few million Catholics live in NY, PA and RI? Hmmm.....
Just out of curiosity, can you name the logical fallacy you just exhibited there?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2015 07:17 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 01, 2015 07:17 PM (zOTsN)
And it was pointed out that your "guess" was obviously wrong, if you had bothered to think about it rather than just be an utter dumbfuck as usual.
Posted by: no, the country's really with YOU at April 01, 2015 07:17 PM (zXTMS)
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Some of the dine-in places here in LA County allow it. They have already cooked pizzas on hand, and cut slices off as needed. It's mostly for the lunch crowd - i.e. people who want to drop in, get a quick bite to eat, and then head back out.
Godfather's All You Can Eat Buffet (no idea if they still do it, since there are none around here) basically worked on this principle.
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 07:17 PM (UWFpX)
Now, do you think society is going to keep going Leftward? Do you believe in Inevitable Progress?
Or do you think the gods of the copybook headings will have their say?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 07:15 PM (0NdlF)
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Society always changes. I think we will continue going left on social issues. I hope on fiscal issues people will wake the fuck up soon. But I'm not holding my breath,
Regardless, SoCons need to stop with this "well every time there's a vote, gay marriage fails" nonsense. Yes this was true 5-10 years ago. Today this is no longer true. There has been a huge shift in public opinion on SSM. You may not like it, but you sound like a fool when you choose to create your own reality.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 07:17 PM (0LHZx)
Watching this doc on Scientology. Have to laugh that these hollywood actors are too stupid that they were being groomed.
Bought the book today. Looking forward to it.
I've always had a morbid fascination with Scientology.
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 07:17 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at April 01, 2015 07:18 PM (41+Ra)
But... they do have the right idea. What a great bunch of guys certifying companies for organization and safety standards. Over 9,000 of them, I hear.
Posted by: Joey 'Two Hoots' Biden at April 01, 2015 07:18 PM (8xAlA)
But they're rich and famous and glamorous and tell us stuff about national and world events!
If they're pretty, how can they be wrong?!
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 07:18 PM (0NdlF)
Shhh. Just let it sit there. It's magnificent in its own way.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 07:18 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 07:19 PM (/tNwW)
http://www.gofundme.com/MemoriesPizza
every time you refresh there's lots more. Terrific to see. Looks like the two week bsns hiatus recommended above is more than paid for.
Posted by: don't miss the comments over there - awesome at April 01, 2015 07:19 PM (whMsz)
Iran doesn't have these problems, which is nice.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 07:19 PM (Yidyr)
*throws Chicago pizza off the roof*
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2015 07:13 PM (oFCZn)
No, no--you're doin' it all wrong!
Posted by: Walter White at April 01, 2015 07:19 PM (l3LvV)
60%+ of NC voters passed an amendment against gay marriage. ONE judge in Asheville undid the will of the many.
Posted by: Golfman at April 01, 2015 07:20 PM (48QDY)
CiCi's does it, but #1, I wouldn't call thst pizza, and #2, it doesn't matter if you eat 1 or 15 slices, it's the same price.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 07:20 PM (YZizW)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 07:18 PM (g1DWB)
You're such a killjoy.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2015 07:20 PM (V+kmg)
"I love Barack Obama, and my position on gay marriage is identical to his up until 3 years ago, i.e. the first 50 years of his life."
Gone. Disappeared. Talk about free speech ...
(P.S. I don't love Barack Obama ...)
Posted by: Kate58 at April 01, 2015 07:20 PM (oLZsm)
Posted by: Robinson at April 01, 2015 07:20 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 01, 2015 07:20 PM (HTvgV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 07:04 PM (AkOaV)
Some municipalities and I understand some states require business licenses.
Others just require that if you wish to register an LLC or other type of corporation including a DBA you do have to register with the secretary of state or other type of agency. That is generally to provide seperation between your personal and business liabilities, and to provide an address to be served at for legal reasons.
There are other issues like inspections and such but are not actually business licenses
apparently for IN
"Businesses operating in Indiana do not
need to apply for a state
business license,
but they do need to register with the
state. All
corporations, limited partner-
ships, limited liability partnerships, and
limited liability companies must file organi-
zational documents with the
Corporations
Division of the Secretary of State."
Clearly idiotspeedracer is an idiot who can not be bothered to google "indiana + business + license" and as such should be requested to apply again when it grows a brain or moves out of its mothers basement.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2015 07:21 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 07:21 PM (/tNwW)
Yes. I'm Appealing to a Stone Cow.
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 01, 2015 07:21 PM (Dwehj)
Just out of curiosity, can you name the logical fallacy you just exhibited there?
Posted by: Sean Bannion
"Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2015 07:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 01, 2015 07:21 PM (KuU4f)
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2015 07:21 PM (z/Ubi)
I would actually like to see how this shift in public opinion would play out at the polls. Unfortunately, I'm not sure we'll get that chance.
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2015 07:16 PM (gmeXX)
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It's "only" 4 but it's the last 4 to have voted. That's the key.
And the 6/7 states that passed it legislatively are also the last ones to do it. By that I mean there haven't been any states to pass anti-SSM laws in the time these 6/7 have passed their pro-SSM laws.
So of the last 11 states to do anything about SSM, either via legislation or via direct vote, 100% of states have voted in favor of SSM.
And yet all I hear from SoCons is how SSM never gets voted on. You are creating an alternate reality.
And yes I would have preferred the process run its course at the voting booth and/or in the legislature instead of having courts dictate whether or not SSM should be legal. I've stated this numerous times here.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 07:21 PM (0LHZx)
Come to think of it, it was more common to say a piece of pizza in Indiana.
my grandparents were from sicily by way of nyc and thats how they said it
Posted by: kj at April 01, 2015 07:22 PM (lKyWE)
What'd did I miss earlier? Something about the vernacular use slice, what was that about?
There's so much trivial and tangent nonsense going in these threads it's hard to keep up.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 07:22 PM (Yidyr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2015 07:13 PM (oFCZn)
No, no--you're doin' it all wrong!
Posted by: Walter White at April 01, 2015 07:19 PM (l3LvV)
*mumbles*
*starts building up a brick wall*
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 07:22 PM (0NdlF)
Fiscal can't stop going left, it's what pays for social issues.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 07:22 PM (YZizW)
Posted by: Sean Bannion
"Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2015 07:21 PM (kdS6q)
Note: Shooting Manhattan out your nose hurts.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 01, 2015 07:22 PM (cv6Ng)
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Yeah, for an all you can eat set-up, the price is always going to be the same no matter how much you buy.
But there are plenty of places that still offer individual slices without the all you can eat setup.
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 07:22 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 07:22 PM (/tNwW)
481 microwaved reheated pizza for breakfast is my favorite
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 07:21 PM (/tNwW
You take the time to reheat it?
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2015 07:22 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 07:21 PM (/tNwW
You take the time to reheat it?
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2015 07:22 PM (z/Ubi)
Well depends
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 07:23 PM (/tNwW)
Depends on the state. I have a real estate license. It's issued by a state agency. Some states have statewide licenses for all sorts of things.
Barbers, cosmetologist, contractors, etc.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 01, 2015 07:23 PM (0FSuD)
....and henceforth April 1 shall be known as "Free Pass for Racism and H8ing The Gayz Day" at AoSHQ
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2015 07:14 PM (V+kmg)
Don't forget my personal favorite, Calling for Armed Insurrection.
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2015 07:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2015 07:21 PM (z/Ubi)
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When did I say that exactly? I said the opposite if you read a little further upthread.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 07:23 PM (0LHZx)
Regardless, SoCons need to stop with this "well every time there's a vote, gay marriage fails" nonsense. Yes this was true 5-10 years ago. Today this is no longer true. There has been a huge shift in public opinion on SSM. You may not like it, but you sound like a fool when you choose to create your own reality.
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How about this - most times in the past when it was put to a vote - it lost. In the past two presidential elections, the winner never explicitly endorsed it (though came close in 2012) and flat out rejected it in 2008 (the engaged knew he was lying).
Abortion was at one time supported by the majority. It is not anymore. The pro-life side is making progress on that side. And to the extent it is moving it is moving in the pro-life direction.
So you are the one who is wrong with your assumption that social issues are only ever moving in one direction.
I don't know what the ultimate outcome of SSM will be. There are similarities to abortion - but huge differences as well.
Maybe socons lose on SSM but win on abortion. Who knows.
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2015 07:23 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 01, 2015 07:24 PM (rldyO)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 07:24 PM (MDgS8)
Yeah, that sums it up.
These people were minding their own business before all this started and it was the homosexuals who started all this bullshit, as usual.
They cannot stop. They cannot refrain from leaving everyone the fuck alone and going about their lives.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 07:24 PM (Yidyr)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 07:24 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 07:25 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: SH
But..but..socons icky! Ewwww!
Posted by: GOPajamaboys at April 01, 2015 07:25 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at April 01, 2015 07:22 PM (cv6Ng)
How did you fit a landmass into your nose?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 07:25 PM (0NdlF)
Tammy supports "gay marriage", but is on our side regarding religious rights and pretty much everything else.
Posted by: despair at April 01, 2015 07:25 PM (J6suc)
498 485 Repeating: Moo moo is very happy that these gay hating bigots are getting what they deserve. Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2015 07:21 PM (z/Ubi) ____________ When did I say that exactly? I said the opposite if you read a little further upthread.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 07:23 PM (0LHZx)
I'm just applying the same standard you use here for all your posts you dishonest shiteating troll. I think you said it therefore you said it. All you do is spew strawmen. Are you upset that I'm using it against you? Tough shit.
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2015 07:25 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Golfman at April 01, 2015 07:26 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2015 07:26 PM (MDgS8)
Godfather's All You Can Eat Buffet (no idea if they still do it, since
there are none around here) basically worked on this principle.
CiCi's does it, but #1, I wouldn't call thst pizza, and #2, it doesn't matter if you eat 1 or 15 slices, it's the same price.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 07:20 PM (YZizW)
Pizza hut lunch buffet..one price all you can eat.Smaller chain(DJ's Pizza) sells pizza by the slice at lunch and after 4.
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 01, 2015 07:26 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: Golfman at April 01, 2015 07:27 PM (48QDY)
Correction: Statistically, most of those people aren't going to be homosexuals - these are people getting offended on behalf of homosexuals.
Cause they're leftists, and by actions SJWs. There may be overlap between SJW and homosexual, but mostly it's that they have nothing better to do with their lives than find things to be offended by.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 07:27 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 01, 2015 07:27 PM (MMC8r)
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Anyone who voted for Obama and thought he didn't support SSM in 2012 is not only too stupid to vote, but too stupid to live.
The trend in the past 3 elections (2014, 2012, 2010) has been in favor of SSM. 2008 was the last time anti-SSM won and that was in California.
I think if a vote were held again today in CA SSM would win 55/45, maybe even higher. I think a lot of anti-gay people simply refuse to believe that public sentiment has shifted so quickly. And yeah it is kind of unprecedented that on an issue as big as this, the country has done a 180 in less than a decade. But again, pretending it isn't happening doesn't make it less real.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 07:28 PM (0LHZx)
Jimmah Carter is number 6.
Bill Clinton is number 4.
JFK is number 3.
Conspicuously absent are any Republicans after TR.
/rolleyes
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 07:28 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 01, 2015 07:28 PM (xwKF+)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at April 01, 2015 07:28 PM (41+Ra)
the gay community has a huge meth problem they refuse to address.but refuse to bake them a cake and watch out
Posted by: kj at April 01, 2015 07:29 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 01, 2015 07:29 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 01, 2015 07:29 PM (XO6WW)
I walk by the microwave between the fridge and the LayZboy. Does that count as reheating?
Posted by: Robinson at April 01, 2015 07:29 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 06:54 PM (0LHZx)
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Yep I think she got what she deserved alright.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 07:29 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 01, 2015 07:29 PM (KuU4f)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at April 01, 2015 07:28 PM (41+Ra)
You need to get out more.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2015 07:29 PM (V+kmg)
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And yet here we are. If it was as strongly supported as you think it is, he would have simply said I support it. He didn't. That doesn't mean the country is against it - it just means he wasn't completely sure. He hedged.
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2015 07:30 PM (gmeXX)
But hey, it's much more important to harass the livin' daylights out of some mom 'n pop pizza joint in a town you've never heard of than worry your empty little heads about a shadow government run by someone who still insists she should be president.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2015 07:30 PM (TLTHv)
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Huh. I could have sworn she was against SSM a few years ago.
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 07:30 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at April 01, 2015 07:30 PM (fLKzW)
No police force in the world can exist without the participation of those they are policing.
We've been playing the progressives game so long we don't know how to quit anymore or are afraid to try.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 01, 2015 07:30 PM (zRby/)
There's a lot we can't get right but finding a Christian Pizzaria in Michiana is 2 SQLs and 5 minutes of clerk reading.
Posted by: Lois at the IRS keyboard at April 01, 2015 07:30 PM (DL2i+)
Correction: Statistically, most of those people aren't going to be homosexuals - these are people getting offended on behalf of homosexuals.
Cause they're leftists, and by actions SJWs. There may be overlap between SJW and homosexual, but mostly it's that they have nothing better to do with their lives than find things to be offended by.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 01, 2015 07:27 PM (0NdlF)
Great point. It's the same with sports team names--it's the SJWs who complain the loudest, not actual Native Americans.
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2015 07:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 07:31 PM (YZizW)
Soothsayer: Iran doesn't have these problems, which is nice.
I know this is meant ironically.
But we do have to worry that the SJW activists' zeal is, in fact, driving converts to schools of thought that support the overt punishment of homosexuals (and of other "protected classes"). Ultimately an America that punishes those of faith cannot keep the loyalty of those of faith.
The big winner is ISIS.
Imagine a moderate Muslim - that is, a Muslim who kinda likes America, kinda dislikes Jews, kinda reads a bit about Islam but really isn't committed to any of this just yet. (Probably 70% of the total here.) He (or she) looks around at America actively punishing citizens on homosexuals' behalf.
This "jack Muslim" isn't going to conclude that America is tolerant. He has already heard fellow Muslims refer to us as "the People of 'Ad". He is now going to think of "the People of Lot" as well.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2015 07:31 PM (AVEe1)
Come on moo. Was NC an outlier? 2012. Obama got 49% of the vote. Amendment 1 got 61%.
Jeez.
Posted by: Golfman at April 01, 2015 07:31 PM (48QDY)
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Perhaps - I simply don't know.
Regardless, the issue is not going to go away. You may not like it, but I think David French said it right. There are many socons who are simply not going to give into this (nor should they).
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2015 07:32 PM (gmeXX)
Jeez.
Posted by: Golfman at April 01, 2015 07:31 PM (48QDY)
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Fair enough. I forgot about that one. I stand corrected.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 07:32 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Sms Mldn, sld mn at April 01, 2015 07:32 PM (NeFrd)
This is not a big issue, in the grand scheme of things. It was artificially manufactured as such for political gain by a small, vocal and vindictive minority.
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at April 01, 2015 07:33 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at April 01, 2015 07:28 PM (41+Ra)
It's a device for smoking marijuana.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2015 07:33 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2015 07:33 PM (MYCIw)
Srsly dd!?
Posted by: Sms Mldn, sld mn at April 01, 2015 07:32 PM (NeFrd)
The blog went full Bosnian.
Never go full Bosnian.
Posted by: Slobodan Milosevc, Mayor of Brcko at April 01, 2015 07:33 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2015 07:33 PM (YZizW)
I'm just applying the same standard you use here for all your posts you dishonest shiteating troll.
Posted by: buzzion
Seeing a "Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo", one feels a revulsion akin to gazing at a handful of scabs from an impetigo infection.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2015 07:33 PM (kdS6q)
Srsly dd!?
Posted by: Sms Mldn, sld mn
And now for something completely different: a man who speaks only the ends of words...
Posted by: Monty Python at April 01, 2015 07:34 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: kj at April 01, 2015 07:34 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at April 01, 2015 07:28 PM (41+Ra)
What. You never farted in the tub? What are you a classy guy? Bet yu don't piss in the shower either ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2015 07:34 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 01, 2015 07:34 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2015 07:32 PM (gmeXX)
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I agree. But it will go away sooner than you think. There were lots of people in Alabama who swore up and down they'd never accept the end of segregation. Well, how did that work out?
And no I'm not equating the KKK with church goers for those of you frothing at the mouth to accuse me of doing so.
SoCons will scream about gays for another few years. But as every year goes by that the world doesn;t end because two dudes got married, those screams will be ignored more and more. Until one day, I think even SoCons will wake up and think, WTF am I screaming about?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 07:35 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 01, 2015 07:35 PM (0HooB)
******
Ahhhh.... Loose vowels. There are treatments for that.
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at April 01, 2015 07:36 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 07:36 PM (UWFpX)
I never once in my life ever heard anyone use the term "bubbler".
Posted by: Noah Bawdy
It's an Albany expression.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2015 07:36 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: A dude in MI
Shhhhh. We're not allowed to notice that. Media has to maintain prog coalition.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 01, 2015 07:36 PM (GuwT9)
But we do have to worry that the SJW activists' zeal is, in fact, driving converts to schools of thought that support the overt punishment of homosexuals (and of other "protected classes"). Ultimately an America that punishes those of faith cannot keep the loyalty of those of faith.
The big winner is ISIS.
That very well could be the result.
Because, speaking for myself, I no longer give a shit about other Americans that I do not know.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 07:36 PM (Yidyr)
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Yes, they are. However, the Dems no longer really care what the AA community wants since their votes are guaranteed. And the AA community can't seem to delink the words Republican and White Racist.
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 07:37 PM (UWFpX)
SoCons will scream about gays for another few years. But as every year goes by that the world doesn;t end because two dudes got married
but thats not where it ends for the gay lobby and you know it
Posted by: kj at April 01, 2015 07:38 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at April 01, 2015 07:38 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 01, 2015 07:38 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2015 07:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at April 01, 2015 07:38 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2015 07:36 PM (kdS6q)
Common throughout New England also.
Posted by: Slobodan Milosevc, Mayor of Brcko at April 01, 2015 07:39 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: junior at April 01, 2015 07:37 PM (UWFpX)
I had them at 'Chains!'
Posted by: Joe 'Paste is Good' Biden at April 01, 2015 07:39 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 01, 2015 07:39 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 07:22 PM (Yidyr)
So in other words a typical evening with the Horde. *blows kisses*
Ok, running away now. Talk to you lovelies tomorrow!
Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2015 07:39 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at April 01, 2015 07:38 PM (fLKzW)
If I heard someone call a drinking fountain a bubbler, I'd assume that it had carbonated water.
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2015 07:40 PM (sdi6R)
Do they deliver all the way to NWI?
Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2015 07:40 PM (DL2i+)
nood if you don't know
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at April 01, 2015 07:41 PM (Yidyr)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 01, 2015 07:41 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at April 01, 2015 07:42 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: just bob at April 01, 2015 07:44 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: mr scroo scroo at April 01, 2015 07:44 PM (kivUY)
I just read that article on msn.com
apparently some dude "estimated" every presidents IQ based on words the media used to describe them. So "astute" gave them bonus points.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 01, 2015 07:44 PM (AkOaV)
You really are clueless, aren't you? The idea that some people could have values that they hold so dear they will fight for them and make sacrifices for them is completely foreign to you unless it is some group you favor.
You mock SoCons for holding true to their values but you think gays are heroic for demanding special status.
You aren't nearly as insightful as you seem to think you are.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2015 07:45 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2015 07:45 PM (NaeCR)
Meanwhile, back at the Chik-fil-A and the Hobby Lobby, the minivans belching fumes are full of screaming kids who are already primed to start thinking of their future wedding days.....to the opposite sex.....and figure it out from there, kids.
Now, 'scuse me while I go enjoy some chicken nuggets and some crafty shit with my brood.
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at April 01, 2015 06:29 PM (h8UWI)
Yep - why do you think the Dems are such big supporters of amnesty? They've decimated their own ranks via abortion and need to get voters from somewhere - so they're importing them.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 01, 2015 07:45 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Jame Gumb Plumbing, If It Ain't Plumb We're All Thumbs at April 01, 2015 07:45 PM (8xAlA)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 01, 2015 07:46 PM (LcwNt)
A bubbler is a drinking fountain in Milwaukee. I never heard the expression used any place else and when I lived on the East coast and used it I got blank stares.
We also say "soda" here although it's "pop" elsewhere in the Midwest.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 01, 2015 07:48 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: simplemind at April 01, 2015 07:49 PM (hTeQK)
Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2015 07:51 PM (DL2i+)
Good point. This is like saying, "I love you, but I'm gonna fcuk your best friend's brother-in-law the first time I see him passed out after an all-night bender."
Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2015 07:51 PM (ty633)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 01, 2015 07:29 PM (KuU4f)
I'm starting to reach that point too.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 01, 2015 07:51 PM (+XMAD)
Of the four, my boss is the most derisive of Christians and Walmart shoppers. A recent retort of his consists of "Pfft. They should have prayed more."
The conservative fears ROP adherents and what the new Sharia tribunal in Irving portents than he does Christians. My boss doesn't fear ROP as he believes they are a non-player and that so cons are who need to be side-lined. He and his circle absolutely hate Ted Cruz and are dismissive of Greg Abbott. So.. anecdotal of my small group of gay friends.
Posted by: Usedtocould at April 01, 2015 07:54 PM (Q5wIZ)
shoppers. A recent retort of his consists of "Pfft. They should have
prayed more."
Do you your boss a favor - take your boss shopping at wally-world, wear your biggest cross necklace, express shock and outrage at all the phallic things in every isle.
S/he/it will be back with the midnight crowd to max out the debit card every night for the next month.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2015 08:00 PM (NaeCR)
At least they're a little sharper on the uptake than Moo Moo. So they've got that going for them, at least.
(Yes, I know, faint praise.)
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at April 01, 2015 08:17 PM (h8UWI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2015 08:33 PM (DXzRD)
No matter - the Right never takes the threats seriously. There will be an awful lot of very surprised people in boxcars and alongside pits in remote woodlands at some point in the probably not-all-that-distant future.
Posted by: A socialist loading his AK in order to become a Communist at April 01, 2015 08:34 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade, languishing in Krazyfornia at April 01, 2015 08:40 PM (cmBvC)
And no I'm not equating the KKK with church goers for those of you frothing at the mouth to accuse me of doing so.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 01, 2015 07:35 PM (0LHZx)
Yes you are.Just like the Democrat stratigist that was on Meghan Kelly, who said the exact same democrat talking points. That the KKK used to use religious references to promote anti black policies.
He also closed with the statement that Christians who do not support homosexuals and their lifestyle are not practicing their religion properly. Remember "love thy neighbor" .
The asshole hasn't likely seen the inside of a church since he was born, but he's going to quote the bible.
And Meghan was totally useless in that segment. She obviously either believes and supports gay marriage and all the gay lifestyle promotions of the month or she has been told by Fox to not say anything the slobbering enraged mob might be upset about.
Who was the rebuttal guest.? Huckabee. At least he' honest about supporting Christians.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 01, 2015 09:50 PM (PfWwQ)
Let the left be seen for what they are.
Posted by: Mr Kobeyashi at April 01, 2015 10:06 PM (2/oBD)
https://www.facebook.com/OfficalLawrenceJones/posts/511098883287
http://ballotpedia.org/Lawrence_Billy_Jones_III
Posted by: My Sisters' Brother at April 02, 2015 01:02 AM (6S6tS)
More like: "Meet me across from the cemetery at 2am. Come alone. When you see the big hole in the ground, go ahead on and jump in. I'll be the guy with a shovel"
Posted by: Fen at April 02, 2015 01:51 AM (zhb21)
Of course not. I supported gay marriage.
But there was a time (an hour ago?) when I would have stood between ISIS and you. That's no longer true.
I may stand around and watch and do nothing. Kinda like what you're doing now.
Posted by: Fen at April 02, 2015 01:58 AM (zhb21)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 02, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Lurking in the Early A.M. at April 02, 2015 06:18 AM (aXCDY)
Posted by: Old Guy at April 02, 2015 09:33 AM (hoeHY)
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