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US Says Iran Talks Will Continue Past the Deadline Through Tomorrow; French, German Delegations Say They're Leaving at 6am
Six am, I guess, would be 12:00 midnight on the east coast USA, so I guess we'll soon know if this is a complete rupture in the P5+1, or, maybe, merely a bargaining strategy by France and Germany to get Iran to concede something.
If it were the latter, wouldn't the US have joined them as well? Why signal a split in the parties? And why are we leaving it to France to be the hawkish party here? But I think AllahPundit's hunch of a mere bargaining strategy may be right, for one reason: because Life Is Terrible. If he's wrong: then I cannot think of a greater foreign policy humiliation to our Choom King than for our allies France and Germany to walk away, implicitly condemning him as too soft and too leftwing.#Iran :12 prisoners secretly executed in a day #IranTalks #HumanRights #NoKhamenei @LaurentFabius @amnesty @afpfr pic.twitter.com/LYvhtpxuQZ
— comité d'amitié (@cafi0120) March 29, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: itchytriggerfinger at March 31, 2015 07:18 PM (7csuM)
Posted by: itchytriggerfinger at March 31, 2015 07:19 PM (7csuM)
Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2015 07:19 PM (ZALPg)
Posted by: An Observation at March 31, 2015 07:19 PM (Azj5O)
The first US city to go all glowy.
The rest of them won't seem like a big deal after that.
Posted by: alexthechick -Totes existing and whatnot at March 31, 2015 07:21 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Alan at March 31, 2015 07:21 PM (ZkOKz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 31, 2015 07:22 PM (8ZskC)
The way Iran is so reluctant to making a single concession you'd think they were Jews!
Posted by: Trevor Noah, the unfunny unjewish comic at March 31, 2015 07:23 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 31, 2015 07:23 PM (KuU4f)
Posted by: An Observation
Nah.
He'll get ridden hard and put away wet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2015 07:23 PM (JBzwC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 07:23 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: Jean F. LeKerry, Secretaire d'Etat at March 31, 2015 07:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: itchytriggerfinger at March 31, 2015 07:24 PM (7csuM)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 31, 2015 07:24 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Jean F. LeKerry, Secretaire d'Etat at March 31, 2015 07:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 07:25 PM (rSBBR)
nood
Posted by: Trevor Noah, the unfunny unjewish comic at March 31, 2015 07:25 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: SCoaMF and JF'nKerry at March 31, 2015 07:25 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Tim Cook at March 31, 2015 07:25 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Trevor Noah, the unfunny unjewish comic at March 31, 2015 07:25 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 31, 2015 07:25 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ParisParamus at March 31, 2015 07:26 PM (0BpLZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2015 07:26 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 07:25 PM (rSBBR)
All Your Centrifuges Are Belong To Us
Posted by: Iran at March 31, 2015 07:26 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. "The King Unwilling" at March 31, 2015 07:26 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Meh.
Posted by: Jackie Coakley at March 31, 2015 07:26 PM (GuwT9)
Mark Krikorian @MarkSKrikorian 11m11 minutes ago
.@NeilMunroDC leaves @DailyCaller, may run new news site of Laura @IngrahamAngle http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/03/laura-ingraham-to-launch-news-site-204801.html
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 31, 2015 07:27 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: great big Banana Republic at March 31, 2015 07:27 PM (+kznc)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 31, 2015 07:28 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Caliban at March 31, 2015 07:28 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Secretariat of State John Paul Kerry at March 31, 2015 07:28 PM (DC3uV)
http://neoneocon.com/2015/03/31/ meet-wendy-sherman-obamas-chief-iran-negotiator/
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2015 07:29 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 31, 2015 07:29 PM (A98Xu)
Guess he isn't as important as the traitor who got 14 men killed.
Posted by: Lauren at March 31, 2015 07:29 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 31, 2015 07:28 PM (rwI+c)
I KEEEEL YOU!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 31, 2015 07:29 PM (KuU4f)
Kerry turns back into a horse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 31, 2015 07:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 31, 2015 07:29 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: KenH at March 31, 2015 07:29 PM (67f1X)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 31, 2015 07:29 PM (KuU4f)
Could be interesting.
Could be.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2015 07:29 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2015 07:29 PM (AVEe1)
_____________________
Yeah, before they execute the gays in Iran, they bake them really nice cakes!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 31, 2015 07:30 PM (lmdHn)
Is it really as bad as being a citizen in a country where (where I live) six out of ten of your friends, neighbors, and (alas) even relatives voted for this piece of filth in the White House.
TWICE.
Almost an excuse in 2008. None at all in 2012.
Sometimes I think I could be a regular Pol Pot if I found myself with the authority. I really do.
Posted by: JEM at March 31, 2015 07:30 PM (o+SC1)
Well, in a way it's perfect. Who better to send to negotiate with a country that funds murder across the world than a woman whose job was to fund murder.
It's really a match made in hell.
Posted by: Lauren at March 31, 2015 07:30 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2015 07:31 PM (3UGBQ)
Kerry turns back into a horse.
_____________________
How will we be able to tell?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 31, 2015 07:31 PM (lmdHn)
And what's supposed to happen on September 25, 2015?
That's the day when 'climate chaos' is supposed to occur. Should I buy an umbrella and a slicker?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. at March 31, 2015 07:31 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: Dr Spank AKA Chip Van Nostrom at March 31, 2015 07:31 PM (i55o+)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 07:31 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 31, 2015 07:31 PM (rwI+c)
When she's finished in Iran she can go to Angie's List.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 31, 2015 07:31 PM (W5DcG)
Have lots of dollar bills. Cuz all the women will be hookers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (gm0oZ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: HorseFace at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 31, 2015 07:29 PM (W5DcG)
And no matter what happens at these "talks" Indiana is all we're going to hear about
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (3UGBQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (rSBBR)
than for our allies France and Germany to walk away, implicitly
condemning him as too soft and too leftwing.
I don't know; I think Ear Leader might consider that a compliment.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (/kI1Q)
Yuck.
...Or I guess, judging by his position in that picture... its probably just purely academic at this point
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: Robinson at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (W2Cji)
Ya think? Every day this farce goes on is a win for Iran.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (g1DWB)
178 days until 'climate chaos'
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 31, 2015 07:32 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 31, 2015 07:30 PM (lmdHn)
That's just due to the legacy of White Christian colonialism!
After all, before THE CRUSADES, didn't they have gay orgies in Mecca?
http://tinyurl.com/o79ej67
Posted by: An Orgy of Hats at March 31, 2015 07:33 PM (0Ew3K)
usually a poor negotiating strategy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 31, 2015 07:22 PM (8ZskC)<<<
The deuce you say?!
Posted by: Agent Orange and McTurtle at March 31, 2015 07:33 PM (DC3uV)
Posted by: Obama, totes mad at March 31, 2015 07:33 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2015 07:34 PM (3UGBQ)
Posted by: CanaDave at March 31, 2015 07:34 PM (hWL7i)
Well, OK then.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 31, 2015 07:34 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: 1950's mother at March 31, 2015 07:34 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: kartoffel at March 31, 2015 07:34 PM (sGRH7)
1. Iran even if agreed would stick to an agreement.
2. Why they say , Irans saying kill the americans or kill the israelis is only for their followers and not meant to be a srs threat to anyone because that's how SANE leaders speak.
and of course they are Sane
. coughing.
3. we all know they have supported killing our soldiers , sponsored terrorists hamas and , hezbollah among other terrorists groups .
4. why they think turning our backs on long term allies to 'make Obama look like he won something/(really)nothing at all' is good for Him or america or our allies.
5. That they don't believe Iran would make the bomb secretly , and not threaten the mid east in general to be top dog and control the area?
6. that they don't understand the M.E won't stand for an Iranian hegemony and will instead bring more war and an arms race in the M.E. for control.
Posted by: comrade willow at March 31, 2015 07:34 PM (nqBYe)
Probably because the Russians have better shit to do then sit around watching Iranians yell at John Kerry all day.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 07:34 PM (AkOaV)
Soothsayer always says it first.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. at March 31, 2015 07:34 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 31, 2015 07:34 PM (ZPrif)
http://voxday.blogspot.com/2015/03/prepare-to-be-disappointed.html
Expect many concessions to Boko's base, and suppression of the local Christians.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2015 07:34 PM (AVEe1)
Could be.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 31, 2015 07:29 PM (V+kmg)
I keel you too, Bannion.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 31, 2015 07:35 PM (KuU4f)
so will this be dragged out until an iranian bomb goes off somewhere?
Posted by: comrade willow at March 31, 2015 07:35 PM (nqBYe)
Minister of Defense I believe.
So nothing to be concerned over.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2015 07:35 PM (g1DWB)
Suppression = extermination, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2015 07:35 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: J. F. Kerry at March 31, 2015 07:36 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Lauren at March 31, 2015 07:36 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: freaked at March 31, 2015 07:36 PM (JdEZJ)
http://tinyurl.com/o79ej67
Posted by: An Orgy of Hats at March 31, 2015 07:33 PM (0Ew3K)
Grand Pooftah Barry: We had a gay old time!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2015 07:36 PM (3UGBQ)
So nothing to be concerned over.
Pshaw. Hitler said crazy shit all the time. He was only doing it for internal political reasons. We're sure he'll be a responsible leader once he has power.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 31, 2015 07:37 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Robot at March 31, 2015 07:37 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: CanaDave at March 31, 2015 07:34 PM (hWL7i)
Then give them Mexico and watch it blossom.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 31, 2015 07:37 PM (gm0oZ)
I just think that it'd be so cool, if the Iranian nuke facilities were bombed by the Enola GAY.
Insult to Injury. How wars are won.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2015 07:37 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Methos at March 31, 2015 07:37 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: The bare, white neck of a "progressive" at March 31, 2015 07:38 PM (Dwehj)
shadow. Though there are reports he wants to move to a more comfortable
abode - the AoSHQ Barrel.>>>
Is it gay if you suck a dick presented through a bung hole of a barrel? Just wondering. If they throw the 12th Imam off a building does the caliphate still happen.
Posted by: Robinson at March 31, 2015 07:38 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: CanaDave at March 31, 2015 07:38 PM (hWL7i)
Posted by: Lauren
They're monsters, those Israelis.
Posted by: UN Human Rights Committee Chair, North Korea at March 31, 2015 07:38 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 31, 2015 07:38 PM (KuU4f)
Yes. They do.
This is a Manchurian Candidacy we're talking about.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 31, 2015 07:38 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: A.G. at March 31, 2015 07:39 PM (7qxcn)
12 prisoners secretly executed in a day #IranTalks
Photo taken with my #iphone. Tweet sent from my #iPad.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 31, 2015 07:39 PM (kdS6q)
anyway i wonder just how close they are to the bomb.
Don't worry, says joke biden; Iran has nothing to put the bomb in.
Posted by: Robot at March 31, 2015 07:39 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: Blor Utar at March 31, 2015 07:40 PM (BdNT1)
Posted by: The White House at March 31, 2015 07:40 PM (53CCM)
Militia chief Mohammad Reza Naqdi
Posted by: comrade willow at March 31, 2015 07:40 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 31, 2015 07:40 PM (/kI1Q)
/dryer-vent arms flailing about?
Posted by: Robot at March 31, 2015 07:41 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: Zombie Doc McCoy at March 31, 2015 07:41 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: jfalcon, playen pokeronlineinVegas at March 31, 2015 07:41 PM (ofYSY)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at March 31, 2015 07:41 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Leonero at March 31, 2015 07:41 PM (zSLqp)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2015 07:41 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 31, 2015 07:41 PM (KB6If)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 07:41 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: Cruzinator at March 31, 2015 07:42 PM (sIhFA)
So who do we send to negotiate ?
They want total submission, not an agreement.
Posted by: seamrog at March 31, 2015 07:42 PM (UOaUg)
Posted by: Bill Ayers at March 31, 2015 07:42 PM (Z9spM)
Posted by: le Frenchies at March 31, 2015 07:42 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2015 07:43 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Marie Hork at March 31, 2015 07:43 PM (Dwehj)
If we "win" and get a deal it will be weak and we won't do shit to enforce it. If we lose and there is no deal then Iran has bought months of lighter sanctions and keeps on keeping on.
There is no way we can win and no way Iran can lose. Smart Power.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2015 07:44 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Ayatollah Khameini at March 31, 2015 07:44 PM (Z9spM)
Posted by: DaveA at March 31, 2015 07:44 PM (DL2i+)
You know, the Enola GAY has been restored to flightworthy condition.
I just think that it'd be so cool, if the Iranian nuke facilities were bombed by the Enola GAY.
................
That's great news, we should have cake.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2015 07:44 PM (wAQA5)
Kerry is a fool and I don't give him credit for possessing enough intelligence to formulate a strategy to win tic tac toe against a chicken.
Posted by: freaked at March 31, 2015 07:44 PM (JdEZJ)
Time for some hot cocoa and moar soccer...
have a good night
Obama keeps scoring Own Goals.
Obama is the Own Goal King
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2015 07:45 PM (IXrOn)
They'd be wise to abandon ship and save themselves. An alliance with Obama isn't worth the "peaces" of parchment.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 31, 2015 07:45 PM (1CroS)
You know, for Sunni, Lord O sure seems intent on bringing in the Mahdi.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 31, 2015 07:45 PM (IGUyO)
Here is what we are going to do - launch a missile at Tehran, but instead of a nuclear bomb, it will be filled with presents and such. Won't they be surprised! Then they will realize that were are truly their best friends, and maybe launch a missile at us full of toys! Wouldn't that be just awesome!
Posted by: Obama the Pres at March 31, 2015 07:45 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 31, 2015 07:45 PM (Dwehj)
So, how many of those executed were because they were gay? Committed adultery? Were rape victims?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 31, 2015 07:45 PM (iQIUe)
Or the used Trojan that Community Service workers pick up in an alley.
Posted by: Robinson at March 31, 2015 07:45 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2015 07:43 PM (IXrOn)
Barry: When you use trojan and ass in the same sentence, it brings back sooooo many happy memories for me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2015 07:46 PM (3UGBQ)
Posted by: RioBravo at March 31, 2015 07:46 PM (NUqwG)
And I'm still wondering what deadline?
Posted by: DaveA at March 31, 2015 07:46 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 31, 2015 07:46 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: RioBravo at March 31, 2015 07:47 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: John Kerry at March 31, 2015 07:48 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2015 07:44 PM
Cake?
Bullshit. I'll make brisket & cornbread
& the CheeseDip.
mustn't forget the CheeseDip
Posted by: Haven Monahan at March 31, 2015 07:48 PM (KCxzN)
Your only hope is in the hereafter, I'm afraid.
Posted by: Beelzebub at March 31, 2015 07:48 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: RioBravo at March 31, 2015 07:47 PM (NUqwG)
Barry: Papa was a rolling stone...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2015 07:49 PM (3UGBQ)
Posted by: DaveA at March 31, 2015 07:50 PM (DL2i+)
Is it an aircraft delivered device, or ICBM?
I'd imagine a dozen such at the right spots would shut their program right down. Even if not direct hits, the seismic effects ought to knock everything off of it's mounts, at least.
Certainly, too, the defense boffins have run the maths on the geographic separation and delivery intervals on these, so as to generate the greatest harmonic resonance in the strata.... use the multiplied harmonics to wreak even greater havoc on the targeted sites?
Because I really don't want there to be any nuke program in Iran, period.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2015 07:50 PM (RzZOc)
/slinky arms flailing about
Posted by: Robot at March 31, 2015 07:37 PM (iv3H6)
Silence ninny!
Posted by: Dr. Zachary Smith at March 31, 2015 07:50 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: buzzion at March 31, 2015 07:51 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Ayatollah Harley Quinn at March 31, 2015 07:51 PM (3dgHv)
Well, because we don't 'ave the "ow you say", sand in our manginas.
Posted by: France at March 31, 2015 07:51 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 31, 2015 07:52 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: The French at March 31, 2015 07:52 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 31, 2015 07:52 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2015 07:52 PM (kivUY)
Face it, the President is an Iran loving Commie. Totally despicable, and the shame of all Americans who voted for him.
Posted by: great big Banana Republic
And the amazing thing is that they view him with utter contempt.
Posted by: pep at March 31, 2015 07:52 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Bill Ayers at March 31, 2015 07:53 PM (KCxzN)
1. Full diplomatic and economic ties
2. Build all the bombs you want
For:
1. You must renounce Islam as your state religion. The religious ruling council must be disbanded, and half of all mosques set aside for Christians and other religions.
2. Recognize Israel with it's 67 boundaries.
3. Stop all terrorist funding.
Iran would never accept it but it would cause a split back home.
I always thought the US should have played up the Persian side of Iran's culture to drive a wedge between it and the Islamic world. Islam has been a disaster for that country.
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at March 31, 2015 07:54 PM (nRvEn)
Somehow it will be Bush's fault. Just the way it is. Then the second flash.
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 07:54 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 07:54 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 07:31 PM (MMC8r)
-----
Bingo, the whole point of this farce.
John Kerry you're an ass.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 31, 2015 07:54 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2015 07:55 PM (JO9+V)
Pls RT --> @ABC & @Disney are promoting hateful @FakeDanSavage in a new tv sitcom #CancelSavage
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 31, 2015 07:55 PM (ZPrif)
>>> French, German Delegations Say They're Leaving at 6am
.........................................
I'm leaving. On a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again.
That's fucking John Denver, Mr. Kerry. You know what you can do with James Taylor.
Posted by: the Frenchies at March 31, 2015 07:55 PM (wAQA5)
Might as well be Maroon 5 representing us. At least there'd be bigger balls at the table
Posted by: Dr Gorgonzola at March 31, 2015 07:56 PM (e0JlW)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 31, 2015 07:57 PM (2x3L+)
>>> French, German Delegations Say They're Leaving at 6am
..........................
Vould you like us to sing you some Hasselhoff, Mr. John Kerry?
Posted by: the Germans at March 31, 2015 07:57 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2015 07:59 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2015 08:00 PM (wAQA5)
Luckily for them, he's happy to comply.
Posted by: Lauren at March 31, 2015 08:00 PM (MYCIw)
We're playing strip poker with Iran, the biggest state sponsor of terrorism, and Kerry is left with one sock.
-Kimberly Guilfoyle, The Five, March 31, 2015
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 31, 2015 08:02 PM (P330y)
4. Ayatollah Khamenei must undergo gender reassignment surgery and hormone therapy. T
If that doesn't domesticate him, nothing will
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 31, 2015 08:03 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Robinson at March 31, 2015 08:04 PM (W2Cji)
We're playing strip poker with Iran, the biggest state sponsor of terrorism, and Kerry is left with one sock.
eeeeeeeew.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 08:04 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: wth - doing my best Shatner impression at March 31, 2015 08:04 PM (wAQA5)
Which he has over his face like a feed bag.
Posted by: Aviator at March 31, 2015 08:05 PM (sQzB6)
John Kerry is a sick man who worships public notoriety, and when it suits his purpose, the throbbing cock.
Posted by: The French at March 31, 2015 08:05 PM (P330y)
We don't see a problem here.
Posted by: Red Hot Chili Peppers at March 31, 2015 08:06 PM (JO9+V)
I told horse face to use Priceline.
Posted by: William Shatner at March 31, 2015 08:06 PM (sQzB6)
I'd go arm myself, but that would be redundant...
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2015 08:07 PM (KCxzN)
Seriously, when you have an Iranian defector who was a direct party to the ongoing negotiations who stated explicitly that the US was negotiating on the side of Iran? Yeah, I hope the French and Germans throw King Putt and John F'in Kerry's asses under the bus to show just what pussies they really are and how they negotiated in bad faith for the US.
Nothing good will come of this, nothing will change other than some restrictions might get lifted. Iran will continue down the path of nuclear armament and not one damn thing will have been done to slow them down or stop it.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 31, 2015 08:07 PM (74McK)
Posted by: Fritz at March 31, 2015 08:08 PM (ty633)
Is he wearing it on his penis?
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 08:08 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: one track mind at March 31, 2015 08:09 PM (zXTMS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 08:09 PM (rSBBR)
Mr. President, start up the disinformation campaign because the French and Germans are trying to fuck us up the ass by leaving the negotiations early.
Posted by: John F'n Kerry at March 31, 2015 08:09 PM (P330y)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 31, 2015 08:10 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2015 08:10 PM (KCxzN)
I think the GOP would have difficulty explaining why blowjobs were a good thing let alone a religious freedom bill.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 31, 2015 08:10 PM (vDp2x)
Paris in 1959, before they pressure-washed nearly every building in the city
Posted by: John of Salisbury at March 31, 2015 08:10 PM (8CdUx)
Which Flea would that be? The only one I know of is the one from the Luche Libre cartoon.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2015 08:11 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 08:11 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: pep
One of the most difficult things for those on the Left in the US to understand is the fact that if you don't have any kind of pride in your own country, you are seen as untrustworthy and dishonorable by foreigners.
Classic move of dipshit Americans who travel overseas and then start slandering the US in hopes of ingratiating themselves with the wonderful locals. 8 times out of 10, those wonderful locals are now fully convinced said American is an contemptible idiot.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2015 08:11 PM (JBzwC)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 08:12 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: John F Kerredy at March 31, 2015 08:12 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 08:13 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: Feh at March 31, 2015 08:13 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 08:14 PM (AkOaV)
On The Beach the movie gave Jack Ryan nightmares in Sum of All Fears.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 08:11 PM (rSBBR)
Not exactly a book(or movie) to put a pep in your step.
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 31, 2015 08:14 PM (Dth0i)
Is he running for President?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 31, 2015 08:14 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: John Kerry's sock at March 31, 2015 08:15 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Actually, about that...
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 31, 2015 08:15 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 08:15 PM (MMC8r)
Ha, don't be crazy. No one would elect a wingnut hater from ARKANSAS of all places to be president!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 31, 2015 08:15 PM (AkOaV)
As a Russian agent deported from New York, I will join the others in Geneva and set Secretary Kerry up in a honey pot sting. He probably hasn't been serviced by his wife Taraysa is quiet some time, and he will be very susceptible to my wily charms.
After all, I performed these same services for the fatherland in New York very successfully on many occasions. Kerry would be in all probability as the American's say, a piece of cake.
Posted by: Anna Chapman at March 31, 2015 08:16 PM (P330y)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 31, 2015 08:16 PM (Dth0i)
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If this crew of lunatics were capable of embarassment, the groveling & delusional public tossing of Iran's salad would never have happened. President Jarrett will become enraged at France and Germany, and contrive a moronic mean girl revenge of some sort, but she'll be angry, not embarrassed
Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at March 31, 2015 08:17 PM (yF1IM)
I am not permitted at the table, but stare fixedly at the Persians and utter a frequent low-pitched growl. This I think unnerves them, except when they make the sudden move and I flinch in a manner most befitting one of my station. I take some pride that this influences the course of the discussion, and indeed there has been much muttering of the Middle-Eastern types when I let fly with the "Grrrrrrrr," with the occasional barking noise interspersed.
This, you witness, is strategy, a weaponized disdain that is part of the Gallic soul. Even the Ketchup prince from Etats-Unis is not immune, and his greyhound face is more wrinkled than even the botox would normally permit. He once halted his advocacy of the interests of Tehran for cinq seconds while he stare at me and I gaze back with the biting of the thumb that I have learned from the paisans.
Alas, though, the catering, she is not of an acceptable order, and for this reason we must depart tomorrow until things are remedied at a future date. Also, because the Allemagnes told us to do this, and we felt compelled to comply with their wishes. Hopefully we have complied quickly enough, as I fear gazing from the chateau and witnessing Frau Merkel staring back with the look Teutonic.
We did succeed, however, in persuading the Persians to agree to onsite inspection of their detonation of l'armes atomiques while in use, which is, of course, a triumph. It was agreed unanimously that Kerry would supervise this himself, which we assured him he could carry off in a manner not unlike that of the Genghis Khan.
Vive le France, I, um, think.
Posted by: Jean Jacques Bernard Henri de Pascal du Levitee at March 31, 2015 08:17 PM (wJliR)
Posted by: President Johnson at March 31, 2015 08:18 PM (JO9+V)
Like in:
You want the bomb?
Ok then, HERE'S the BOMB!
Posted by: MADD at March 31, 2015 08:18 PM (TBp4e)
France and Germany are not really leaving the negotiations, but simply returning home for a much deserved vacation.
Posted by: Jen Psaki at March 31, 2015 08:18 PM (P330y)
At the present time, aircraft delivered, because that's what is faster and cheaper to engineer and test.
That said, if you want to mission-kill a facility that's been dug deep under a solid hard rock mountain, which has blast mitigation systems on the ingresses, even the best available *nuclear* bunker busters are going to have trouble doing that.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2015 08:18 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: The Full Monty at March 31, 2015 08:19 PM (TBp4e)
Posted by: Feh at March 31, 2015 08:19 PM (g/zj9)
that's been dug deep under a solid hard rock mountain, which has blast
mitigation systems on the ingresses, even the best available *nuclear*
bunker busters are going to have trouble doing that.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2015 08:18 PM (noWW6)
We got this...
Posted by: Mossad at March 31, 2015 08:19 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: John Lurch Thurston Howell Kerry III at March 31, 2015 08:20 PM (DC3uV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2015 08:20 PM (vPh3W)
That said, if you want to mission-kill a facility
that's been dug deep under a solid hard rock mountain, which has blast
mitigation systems on the ingresses, even the best available *nuclear*
bunker busters are going to have trouble doing that.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2015 08:18 PM (noWW6)
Piece o' cake. I'll just ride it I myself.
Posted by: Brian Williams at March 31, 2015 08:21 PM (TBp4e)
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 31, 2015 08:21 PM (I8YZX)
It would be a real shame if there was an accident with anthrax that then contaminated all their nuclear research facilities. And someone in Tehran plugged a Sybian in which crashed the whole country's electrical grid.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 08:22 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: Feh at March 31, 2015 08:22 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2015 08:22 PM (rDqRv)
With all of my years in the diplomatic corp for the Bush families, I can truthfully attest that John Kerry negotiates like a teenage boy in Matamoros, Mexico shopping for his first piece of ass.
Posted by: James Baker at March 31, 2015 08:23 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2015 08:23 PM (rDqRv)
Emergency call goes out to seasoned diplomat, James Taylor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2015 08:20 PM (vPh3W)
I'm thinking for this he may need to double team with Bono.
Posted by: The Full Monty at March 31, 2015 08:24 PM (TBp4e)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2015 08:22 PM (rDqRv)
Hate america indeed, but mostly us.
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 08:24 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 08:24 PM (WNERA)
"WE" are America
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2015 08:24 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 08:25 PM (WNERA)
the real problem is the supine GOPe
"power, not principle" is the DC motto
Posted by: Feh at March 31, 2015 08:26 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Jean Jacques Bernard Henri de Pascal du Levitee at March 31, 2015 08:26 PM (wJliR)
Posted by: John F Kerredy at March 31, 2015 08:27 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: wth
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We DO. NOT. negotiate with hotels. We just pay whatever they ask. Why should we care?
Posted by: Moochelle at March 31, 2015 08:27 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 08:25 PM (WNERA)<<<
I personally know of at least 3 Americas
Posted by: Ghost of Jay Carney at March 31, 2015 08:27 PM (DC3uV)
In sharp contrast, Mr. Obama is acting out of personal aggrandizement.
Drudge top loft
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2015 08:28 PM (rDqRv)
- because France is seriously one of the most colonialistic and hawkish countries on the planet.
Posted by: DocMerlin at March 31, 2015 08:28 PM (OvvRq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2015 08:22 PM (rDqRv)
Yup. I'm really worried about what he will do in th next two years. Right now, he seems fixated on sticking it to Israel. At home, he and his administration are going to spend all their energy channeling money to leftist nonprofits and businesses. We don't seem to have anything working in our favor except God's mercy.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 31, 2015 08:29 PM (2x3L+)
The Iranians: Porky, getting the trap door ready.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2015 08:29 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: s738226 at March 31, 2015 08:31 PM (dHI9m)
This is the insult most grave and you must take this ba.....no, actually, this is true. C'est beaucoup vrai.
Posted by: Jean Jacques Bernard Henri de Pascal du Levitee at March 31, 2015 08:31 PM (wJliR)
Often these targets were tough buried command and control centers in places not unlike where Iran have put their nuclear facilities.
The thinking was that the operators didn't have to get the weapon all the way into the heart of the facility -- and weren't likely to be able to shoot their way in that far -- and probably weren't going to be able to lug its enormous weight for any long distance -- in order to render the facility operationally useless.
They did have to get it past the first layer or so of physically hardened defenses (to keep the blast effects from being largely wasted on air). And, cheerily enough, this was regarded as a guaranteed suicide mission by both sides' spec ops communities.
Things probably haven't changed much.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2015 08:31 PM (noWW6)
In sharp contrast, Mr. Obama is acting out of personal aggrandizement.
I think he's acting out of Muslim faith.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 08:32 PM (MMC8r)
Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst operates under no such experience. He just sees this as yet another way to humiliate and weaken the United States. And the Mullahs are reading him and Kerry as chumps.
The results will be the same as Neville's 'peace in our times' but without any altruistic spin.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 08:32 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 08:32 PM (rSBBR)
"Pieces in our time"
Posted by: MikeH at March 31, 2015 08:33 PM (/2E+M)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 08:32 PM (MMC8r)
Of course he is, he said as much in his book
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 08:34 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2015 08:34 PM (IEwld)
Posted by: Iran at March 31, 2015 08:34 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2015 08:34 PM (IEwld)
We'll make it up by freezing the Kradashian's ass(ets)
Posted by: France at March 31, 2015 08:35 PM (/2E+M)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 31, 2015 08:35 PM (amQXf)
Yup. They sure don't have any problems starting shit. Winning shit, is a whole nother issue, though.
Posted by: Big Right Forearm at March 31, 2015 08:36 PM (Q819Q)
Why try to destroy an underground hardened facility?
Wouldn't denial of access/exit plus power supply achieve satisfactory results?
Couple that with a judicious EMP event (or two) and Iran would stall in it's tracks.
No refineries, no fuel for the military and very little in defense systems.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2015 08:36 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 31, 2015 08:36 PM (KZBSl)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2015 08:34 PM (IEwld)
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^^^^this^^^^
Everyone can smell the decay except for the Obama administration which was other motives.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 31, 2015 08:36 PM (A98Xu)
He's probably an enlightened socialist atheist / new agey eastern medicine bullshit believer, like the rest of his social class.
But he certainly thinks America is the cause of most of the problems in the world.
I almost want him to collapse everything we've spent 70 years building foreign policy wise. I'd get a huge schadenboner watch the left demand we send troops all over the world when they saw what happened when we recklessly created THAT kind of power vacuum.
Unfortunately, a lot of people will die for the left to learn that lesson. Which they won't learn.
So I guess I don't hope it happens. But we'll see.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 08:37 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Malaria Obama at March 31, 2015 08:38 PM (DC3uV)
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Edited slightly, for emphasis.
Posted by: Moochelle at March 31, 2015 08:38 PM (vPh3W)
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Please fire me. I work at Victoria's Secret. Men keep coming in and sniffing the panties. Please make it stop.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2015 08:39 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2015 08:39 PM (IEwld)
Posted by: Corona at March 31, 2015 08:41 PM (fh2Y7)
Posted by: kartoffel at March 31, 2015 08:41 PM (sGRH7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2015
What? Carly Simon unavailable?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2015 08:42 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Ben
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It seems so.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2015 08:42 PM (vPh3W)
France (and the UK) like to play this game where they let us talk all of the arrows at the UN and internationally while publicly denouncing us but privately encouraging us.
I think it's because both the French and the Brits were somewhat relieved to let the US worry about all of the issues they'd been dealing with in their former colonies after WWII.
They said, "yeah, go for it america. its a thankless task."
But while they talk a big game, the Europeans know that we can't actually follow the bullshit advice of the liberal doves, because the entire world would collapse in to war, and that the only reason we've had (relative) peace since WWII is because of America and her "bellicose" attitude.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 08:42 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 08:42 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2015 08:39 PM (IEwld)
It is not. Long power lines couple up and will fuck up your computer but as to power transformers exploding not so much. They have large wire and can take a quick peak current. Computers on the other hand when on the power network can't. But your old computer in the corner will be just fine.
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 08:43 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 08:43 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Cooper from Eurotrip at March 31, 2015 08:43 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at March 31, 2015 08:43 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: nip at March 31, 2015 08:43 PM (jI23+)
251 Going the EMP route without somebody who already has nukes thinking you want to play Global Thermonuclear War could be dicey.
Posted by: kartoffel at March 31, 2015 08
Ah, the ultimate game of fuck-fuck. You wanna play fuck-fuck? I'll play fuck-fuck with you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2015 08:44 PM (3mTLw)
Americans have tended to believe for a few years now that the U.S. military have the capability to Do Sumpin' on a Presidential command about incoming ballistic missiles. To shoot the things down.
And they're kinda sorta vaguely right, in that there is now a *very* limited antiballistic missile capability, grudgingly developed for bottom dollar, with partially tested prototypes having been declared as good to go, and shoved into silos. Without any attention being paid to their "wooden round" long term siloworthiness.
The odds of these hastily ginned up contraptions reliably intercepting inbound nuclear tipped ICBMs are honestly not all that good.
It's not that the engineering issues are insoluble, as asshats like MIT's Ted Postol have been arguing since the 1980s. It's just that those engineering issues haven't had enough engineering dollars put behind coming up with refined and tested solutions. And solutions can't be had overnight. They also require the cousin to money in the engineering process, namely, _time_.
Once this realization becomes widespread among Americans who have seen what can happen to cities in the new age of nuclear terror, and that their own cities can't be protected, the resulting popular panic among the citizenry and their disorderly flight away from likely target cities will be something to see. Some of the most expensive real estate in the country may evaporate in resale value overnight. Without a shot fired at the USA.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2015 08:44 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2015
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hahahahaha---I laugh but I'm crying inside.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 31, 2015 08:44 PM (A98Xu)
We must be careful with France and Germany because our family drinks Franch wine and eat German brat's and we don't want to disturb our gifting arrangement with both governments.
Posted by: Bronco Bama the Magnificent at March 31, 2015 08:45 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2015 08:45 PM (IEwld)
Would they call for the draft?
I mean for real. Not like Charlie Rangel does every week.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 31, 2015 08:45 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 08:46 PM (MMC8r)
No, that's not accurate.
The US set off nukes in the middle of the Pacific back in the '50s, and it knocked out power and caused fires from the power lines in Hawaii, thousands of miles away.
Soviets made the same discovery in Ukraine.
Nothing in our electric infrastructure can handle a power surge of anywhere near that magnitude.
Not to mention the effects an electromagnetic pulse can have on pretty much every other electronic -- depending on your distance from ground zero, the computer in your car will most likely melt, leaving your car useless.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 08:46 PM (AkOaV)
"Do you think a painter-for-hire who happens to be Islamic should be allowed to refuse to paint Mohammed?"
Or: Christian + piss Christ?
And then continue:
"Because if you don't, we're hiring Radiohead to do 'We love Reagan' songs."
Posted by: Alan at March 31, 2015 08:46 PM (uq4RW)
Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at March 31, 2015 08:47 PM (Dwehj)
Yeah, if they needed to. They did in Vietnam, no? If I recall, democrat super star LBJ was president at the time.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 08:48 PM (AkOaV)
inbound nuclear tipped ICBMs are honestly not all that good
As the Norks have demonstrated the odds are a lot better that the shoddily reverse-engineered or homegrown ICBM peters out somewhere in the middle of the flight path and becomes a very expensive and embarrassing model rocket.
Posted by: kartoffel at March 31, 2015 08:48 PM (sGRH7)
Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2015 08:49 PM (FcR7P)
Yeah, good plan. Because everyone knows that malignant narcissists always react totally rationally and never hyper-violently when that happens.
Posted by: Bad Idea Jeans at March 31, 2015 08:50 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 08:50 PM (rSBBR)
Well, I think the probability of either are very low. Probably lower now then they were during the height of the cold war.
But yes, always a possibility.
Especially an EMP. It would cause MUCH more damage now, in 2015, then it would have in 1955. We are WAY more reliant on electricity now then we were then.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 08:50 PM (AkOaV)
with the exception of the car everything you mentioned was connected to long line power lines. solid state electronics have poor reverse voltage survival rates. Tubes on the other hand are pretty much ok.
Cars have pretty good Faraday cages. and all the wiring is short. I don't think there is an issue here and not many engineers do.
Push comes to shove we might find out.
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 08:51 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at March 31, 2015 08:51 PM (Dwehj)
I'd have positioned this "The UK (and France)". France has often privately undermined us as well - the Iraq War was a case in point, since Chirac was a big business buddy of ol' Saddam. Also their obstruction against Reagan when Reagan was trying to punish Qaddafi.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2015 08:51 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 08:52 PM (MMC8r)
Yes. But we always focus on our high tech, super expensive missiles.
Whats to stop Iran (or whomever) from sending a Somalia-flagged tramp freighter in to a US (or wherever) port and setting off the nuclear explosion that way?
Much easier, cheaper, AND with more plausible deniability. Especially if you have old Soviet nuclear material.
Plus, no early warning system for that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 08:52 PM (AkOaV)
Well, we might manage to impeach him if he, say, nukes France.
Posted by: Alan at March 31, 2015 08:53 PM (uq4RW)
If it were the latter, wouldn't the US have joined them as well? Why signal a split in the parties? And why are we leaving it to France to be the hawkish party here?
Given the
As for the Frogs being the "hawkish" party, that they're filling the role tells you everything you ever needed to know about this particular play in Worldwide Kabuki Theater.
Posted by: steveegg at March 31, 2015 08:53 PM (cL79m)
Older cars, sure, with their heavy solid iron exteriors, but I'm unsure about the newer lighter cars.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2015 08:53 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 31, 2015 08:53 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2015 08:53 PM (AVEe1)
Why is it amazing? They view him as an apostate Muslim. Merely holding him in utter contempt is much better than he's supposed to get under sharia law.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 31, 2015 08:54 PM (amQXf)
Ah. I think I'll keep the mental image I have as I'm feeling too lazy to do an image search for the correct Flea.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2015 08:55 PM (GDulk)
a conductor as thin as tin foil is enough.
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 08:55 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: madamemayhem at March 31, 2015 08:55 PM (WPm3x)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 31, 2015 08:55 PM (LImiJ)
Well, they've done tests on cars... Granted they drove right under an electro magnet, but every car died.
Cops have a mini device that they can deploy like spike strips that do the same thing.
Now the windows, electronics, and everything that runs off the battery will still function.
But obviously we have no idea what kind of range that would have.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 08:55 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2015 08:57 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 08:57 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 08:57 PM (WNERA)
The reason Mexico isn't a world power today? Morrissey. No-one can ever take a Morrissey fan seriously
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2015 08:57 PM (AVEe1)
The Iranians successfully orbited another satellite not all that long ago. They're much further up the booster technology maturity curve than are the North Koreans.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2015 08:57 PM (noWW6)
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Oh yeah, right, like you've never had a bad day.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 31, 2015 08:59 PM (LImiJ)
Poor movie reviews. been there, done that. Anyone seen jack Ryan?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2015 08:59 PM (rDqRv)
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On The Beach the movie gave Jack Ryan nightmares in Sum of All Fears.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 08:11 PM (rSBBR)
Not exactly a book(or movie) to put a pep in your step.
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 31, 2015 08:14 PM (Dth0i)
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I dunno about steps, but every time *I* watch it, there's a cock in my hand.
Posted by: Paul R. Ehrlich at March 31, 2015 08:59 PM (amQXf)
freighter in to a US (or wherever) port and setting off the nuclear
explosion that way?
Assuming a somewhat rational head making these decisions, the last thing they'd do is actually use their nuke on us. They'd be throwing away their only trump card to get one city. Much smarter to hold on to that nuke and be secure in the knowledge that they can do pretty much whatever they want without worrying about getting Ukraine'd.
Assuming a fanatical apocalypticist is making the decisions, the only downside to that plan is that they'd want to take credit afterward. No point in striking the great satan if he doesn't know who hit him.
Posted by: kartoffel at March 31, 2015 09:00 PM (sGRH7)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2015 09:00 PM (MDgS8)
No kidding. Everyone on any kind of life support mechanism (that's a lot of people BTW) are dead in a week if not a few hours.
No refrigeration. Food spoilage leads to famine.
No banking, no pumping gasoline.
Yep, it will get real interesting real quick.
As you were.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 31, 2015 09:00 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 31, 2015 09:00 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 31, 2015 09:02 PM (GFYLz)
Forstchen, "One Second After". Works better than ex-lax
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2015 09:03 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: just bob at March 31
Leave my hat out of it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2015 09:03 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: just bob at March 31
Leave my hat out of it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2015 09:03 PM
LOL
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 09:04 PM (WNERA)
Way funnier. And far more sad.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 09:04 PM (rSBBR)
There is a split in the bargaining positions... because there is a split in the bargaining positions.
Its been the US and Iran against the rest of them for quite some time.... and the rest know this.
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 31, 2015 09:04 PM (qh617)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 31, 2015 09:05 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)
But thankfully the Atoll did not tip over.
Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at March 31, 2015 09:05 PM (JBzwC)
Janis Ian on standby.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 08:57 PM (MMC8r)
Now, can we get Joni Mitchell out of hiding?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2015 09:05 PM (3mTLw)
All of them will want nukes and all of them will have the means and if we can't stop Iran we can't stop them.
Anybody feel comfortable living in a world like that?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2015 09:05 PM (g1DWB)
All of them will want nukes and all of them will have the means and if we can't stop Iran we can't stop them.
Anybody feel comfortable living in a world like that?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2015 09:05 PM (g1DWB)
They will probably kill the shit out of each other.
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 09:07 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2015 09:07 PM (IEwld)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2015 09:07 PM (IEwld)
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 31, 2015 09:07 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2015 09:08 PM (MDgS8)
Maybe he can do an update to his Ode to Proliferation "Who's Next?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FgMTAj4f_o
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 09:08 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 31, 2015 09:08 PM (GFYLz)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2015 09:09 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: John Kerry's sock at March 31, 2015 09:10 PM (JdEZJ)
Yeah but somebody said Obama was born in Kenya !!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 31, 2015 09:10 PM (W5DcG)
Never mind the Great Satan, the Jews are much too handy.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2015 09:11 PM (jeCnD)
The irony is it started with Hilary! Clinton.
What a joke.
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 31, 2015 09:11 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 31, 2015 09:12 PM (MMC8r)
His nightmare scenario? That "Alabama would get the bomb". Which in his Yankee oh-so-precious mind probably actually happened during the Reagan Presidency.
Lehrer had his moments, mostly in the 1950s when he didn't give a shit. Also when he was doing funny stuff about the periodic-table. Otherwise meh.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2015 09:13 PM (AVEe1)
http://goo.gl/N7rBfg
So, they made a wrong turn. But why not make a u-turn and get out of there? And why shoot at the cops?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 31, 2015 09:13 PM (iQIUe)
Yeah, who knows what they will do?
Strategically, holding the bomb and the implicit threat is probably their best move... especially if they can scare Israel and the US in to believing Hezballah is under their nuclear umbrella.
But, I mean, they have spent the last 40 years saying their goal is to kill all of the Jews and wipe Israel off the map, so... I wouldn't discount that possibility either.
But I think anything happening to us in the US is very unlikely.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 09:13 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 31, 2015 09:13 PM (GFYLz)
I might have made some ill timed jokes about the band's name.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 31, 2015 09:14 PM (WGm5T)
No, I don't think the trannies shot the cops. The cops were the ones shooting.
The trannies were just fleeing the scene of a grand theft auto, while in the possession of drugs, and while most likely driving on a suspended license, while probably also on parole.
I see exactly how this unfolded haha
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 09:16 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders
Mormon on Mormon violence. I see a TLC Nerwork show
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2015 09:16 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2015 09:17 PM (IEwld)
Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 31, 2015 09:18 PM (GFYLz)
Posted by: The AntiChrist at March 31, 2015 09:19 PM (TBp4e)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 31, 2015 09:21 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at March 31, 2015 09:21 PM (WGm5T)
I see exactly how this unfolded haha
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 09:16 PM (AkOaV)
Trannies is hateful. The prefer to be called:
Frauen mit speeren.
Posted by: The Hobo Wears Bob Crane's Porno Beret at March 31, 2015 09:21 PM (s/gWD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 09:22 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2015 09:22 PM (MDgS8)
Er, from 1914-1918, Germany and France weren't really too buddy- buddy - which is why France insisted on the absolute humiliation of Germany at Versailles.
And before that there was the little matter of the Franco-Prussian War....
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 31, 2015 09:23 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 31, 2015 09:23 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2015 09:03 PM (AVEe1)
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The worst part was the slow death of the main character's diabetic daughter. Is there a way now to store insulin without refrigerating it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 31, 2015 09:24 PM (KH1sk)
satellite not all that long ago. They're much further up the booster
technology maturity curve than are the North Koreans.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2015 08:57 PM (noWW6)<<<
Thank us! Looks like our Muzzie outreach worked.
Posted by: NASA at March 31, 2015 09:24 PM (DC3uV)
Posted by: zombie rodney king at March 31, 2015 09:25 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 31, 2015 09:23 PM (+XMAD)
And before that there was that unpleasantness with the Corsican corporal, and before that ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 31, 2015 09:26 PM (oKE6c)
Haha, says Obama, what a joker, just plying the locals with a bit of the old playa rhetoric, eh sheikh? wink wink
*Khameini scowls*
Posted by: Feh at March 31, 2015 09:26 PM (g/zj9)
The Mormon Mafia is far more frightening, and without the aid of carbonated drinks. No wonder M. the Senator Reid retires - no doubt he wakes one day with an Osmond's head at the foot of his bed and he knows it is time to go. (There are many Osmonds and one may be spared, surely, especially the tres annoyant youngest one.)
Posted by: Jean Jacques Bernard Henri de Pascal du Levitee at March 31, 2015 09:26 PM (wJliR)
Great name for a band.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 31, 2015 09:21 PM (oKE6c)
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We already have Gay Bikers on Acid and Lesbians on Ecstasy, so let's go really big tent. Killer Trannies on Heroin!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 31, 2015 09:27 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Dan at March 31, 2015 09:27 PM (COpZ4)
Posted by: Post-Apocalype Mayim Bailik at March 31, 2015 09:27 PM (Hkoml)
Anybody up for a screening of 'Threads'?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 31, 2015 09:23 PM (l3vZN)
Threads winner.
Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2015 09:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 31, 2015 09:28 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Post-Apocalypse Mayim Bailik at March 31, 2015 09:29 PM (Hkoml)
I'd imagine that the local meth cook might be able to synthesise some insulin and other basic organic compounds, on demand, for the community's behalf, from the local chemicals. Fortschen was writing prior to "Breaking Bad".
Of course... the local meth cook would probably request some favours in return.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2015 09:30 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 31, 2015 09:31 PM (NeFrd)
Great marketing idea: the Mike Tyson exercise band.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 31, 2015 09:31 PM (oKE6c)
insulin and other basic organic compounds, on demand, for the
community's behalf, from the local chemicals
Insulin is a protein, i.e., not a basic organic compound, and light years beyond the synthetic capabilities of some shithead meth cooker.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 31, 2015 09:33 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2015 08:11 PM (JBzwC)
Yes, I remember a idiot girl from San Francisco who ripped the US to 2 Iranian guys she met in London in 1980 - this was while they were still holding our hostages. I was liberal then but not a US hater and I became so furious, I walked out of the restaurant we were in (we were both attending summer classes there). It was my first experience - but not my last - with a hard core lefty from the Bay area. I remember the Iranians looking at her with contemptuous little smiles on their faces. She was too dumb to notice.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 31, 2015 09:34 PM (+XMAD)
Non, it is plus, plus noir - I chastise myself. In truth, we do not watch the cinema du horreur en France, as the rush to the surrendering crowds to the screen ruins the film-going experience.
Posted by: Jean Jacques Bernard Henri de Pascal du Levitee at March 31, 2015 09:34 PM (wJliR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 09:34 PM (rSBBR)
High level antibiotics require refrigeration as well. I believe (but am not positive) some actually become toxic. Figuring out away to make room-temp stable antibiotics and insulin would be *huge*.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2015 09:34 PM (GDulk)
Who else is watching Jessa's wedding?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. "The King Unwilling" at March 31, 2015 09:36 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 31, 2015 09:36 PM (ucDmr)
Not that it got a whole lot of coverage but the Russians left the talks
yesterday. And Russia is closer to Iran than any other member of the
P5+1.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2015 07:26 PM (g1DWB)"
So that leaves Great Britain and China. The Iranian defector said that the negotiations consist of the United States representatives trying to get everybody else to accept the Iranian conditions. I can see how that would get kind of old and the diplomats from the other countries would want to head for the doorways at the first possible moment.
As for Britain and China, those places both have a reputation for excessive courtesy. Maybe the activities in Switzerland are like a scaled up episode of "Keeping Up Appearances" with President Obama playing the role of Hyacinth Bucket abusing the good will and courtesy of everyone.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 31, 2015 09:36 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March
And before that Cain & Abel
F*cking Joos
/////
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2015 09:36 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 31, 2015 09:36 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at March 31, 2015 09:38 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. at March 31, 2015 09:38 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: just bob at March 31, 2015 09:38 PM (WNERA)
Well, I boycott those states as a matter of course.
It's actually pretty easy because what the fuck do I buy that comes from either Indiana or Arkansas?
...Nothing.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 09:39 PM (AkOaV)
Nothing ruins a wedding ceremony like a smartass priest/minister.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. at March 31, 2015 09:40 PM (iv3H6)
Anybody up for a screening of 'Threads'?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 31, 2015 09:23 PM (l3vZN)
I'm old enough to remember when 'Threads' was a cautionary tale, not a fictionalized-by-location-alone blueprint of the future.
Posted by: steveegg at March 31, 2015 09:41 PM (cL79m)
374
Nothing ruins a wedding ceremony like a smartass priest/minister.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. at March 31
Or wedding cake.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2015 09:43 PM (3mTLw)
"Iran is close to putting its forces on Israel's northeast border for the first
time, as its allies crush rebel groups in the Golan Heights area of Syria.
The prospect of Iranian troops being posted on a frontier that has been calm
for decades is causing alarm in Israel..."
They're doing things like this and the prisoner executions *during* the negotiations and still Obama continues to beg for their agreement.
Unfarginbelievable.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2015 09:43 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 31, 2015 09:43 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 31, 2015 09:43 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 31, 2015 09:44 PM (8Fqe6)
Jess and Ben didn't kiss on camera. That's nice and smart. No need to do everything on camera.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. at March 31, 2015 09:44 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2015 09:43 PM (3mTLw)
As long as it's a gay wedding cake
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 09:44 PM (AkOaV)
He'll get ridden hard and put away wet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2015 07:23 PM (JBzwC)
The nick Bukkake Man comes to mind.
Posted by: Bill H at March 31, 2015 09:44 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 31, 2015 09:45 PM (AkOaV)
compound, and light years beyond the synthetic capabilities of some
shithead meth cooker.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 31, 2015 09:33 PM (oKE6c)<<<
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Disparaging meth cookers. Maybe you should tread lightly.
Posted by: Walter White at March 31, 2015 09:45 PM (DC3uV)
John Kerry will ride to the rescue.
Posted by: An Observation at March 31, 2015 07:19 PM (Azj5O)
France you will sign or I'll bring back James Taylor.
Got it?
Posted by: John Kerry at March 31, 2015 09:45 PM (0FSuD)
I'm old enough to remember when 'Threads' was a cautionary tale, not a fictionalized-by-location-alone blueprint of the future.
Posted by: steveegg at March 31, 2015 09:41 PM (cL79m)
Maybe it would be a good choice for the next Movie Night.
Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2015 09:45 PM (sdi6R)
John Kerry will ride to the rescue.
Posted by: An Observation at March 31, 2015 07:19 PM (Azj5O)
France you will sign or I'll bring back James Taylor.
Got it?
Posted by: John Kerry at March 31, 2015 09:45 PM (0FSuD)
I would have more confidence in Jerry Lewis
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2015 09:47 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Iran's Nuke Program at March 31, 2015 09:47 PM (DC3uV)
noodt
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. at March 31, 2015 09:48 PM (iv3H6)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 31, 2015 09:48 PM (BZAd3)
about the clothes he wears, -- but Barry Obama is like the Jimi Hendrix
of fucking foreign policy, folks. Dig.
Posted by: Fritz at March 31, 2015 08:08 PM (ty633)
OD'ng on barbiturates and suffocating on his own vomit after making a lot of noise?
OK then.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2015 09:53 PM (t//F+)
Singer Joni Mitchell, 71, treated in intensive care after being found unconscious at her home
[they're dropping like flies! - hop joni recovers; rip, Mr. Getty]
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 31, 2015 09:54 PM (iQIUe)
Forstchen, "One Second After". Works better than ex-lax
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2015 09:03 PM (AVEe1)
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The worst part was the slow death of the main character's diabetic
daughter. Is there a way now to store insulin without refrigerating it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 31, 2015 09:24 PM (KH1sk)"
The answer is no. If there is someone in your life who is dependent on insulin, it might be worthwhile to look into the possibility of buying a propane refrigerator or some other form of absorption refrigerator if you are making plans for dealing with an EMP type event. Those type of refrigerators are what is normally installed in RVs and campers. If you went to an RV dealer, they might be able to sell you a stand alone version. They work by applying heat to one part of the sealed pipes that contain distilled water, ammonia and hydrogen. Ordinarily the heat is applied by an electric resistance heater or propane flame. You could provide heat by burning wood or charcoal if you had a way to do it without killing yourself with carbon monoxide or setting your place on fire.
Currently, insulin is made by fermenting with genetically modified bacteria but back in the day, it was extracted from the pancreas of pigs. It might be possible to find a description of the process that was used to extract insulin.
And, of course, if you run out of pigs, you could use hobos.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 31, 2015 09:54 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2015 07:26 PM (g1DWB)
Considering that the Mad Mullah Nuclear Project has "Built by Russia" stamped all over it, the actors' roles in Islamokazi Nuclear Kabuki Theater are (or at least should be) crystal-clear:
Iran - The bad boy bully willing to do what Polite Post-Western Society can't quite screw up the "courage" to do
France and Germany - The engineers behind the nukes
Soviet Russia - The builders-of-record of the nukes
Red China - The target designator for the nukes (or so they think)
The
The United Kingdom - A bitter hanger-oner has-been being politely shown the nuclear light
Posted by: steveegg at March 31, 2015 09:54 PM (cL79m)
You're 2 1/2 years behind. The final gift to the UAW was approximately $21 billion. That does not cover any of the losses of the former GMAC (now Government Ally Bank), which at this point are another $20 or so billion.
Posted by: steveegg at March 31, 2015 09:57 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 31, 2015 09:48 PM (BZAd3)
I'll settle for the replacement gas tank my wagon needs.
Posted by: Bill H at March 31, 2015 10:06 PM (3sZO1)
Dude, really- when you're told to "shove it up your ass", that usually isn't meant literally.
Posted by: Bill H at March 31, 2015 10:08 PM (3sZO1)
He wants a trimmed back US, Israel gone or at the mercy of the "authentic" Pallies, and spheres of influence for Third World hegemons to assert their "rightful place" in running the world.
He wants the US Constitution neutered or tossed out completely in favor of "positive" Rights to Free Shit as enshrined in the EU Constitution, as managed by the all powerful, enlightened gubmint elite.
He wants the residual pockets of an electorate with traditional American values "balanced" by sizable blocs of racial voting and Third Worlders/socialists in waiting, to provide a permanent electoral majority to our new, Peronist style government.
The US, in Obama's vision, will continue as a sort of vast experiment in coercive Affirmative Action, income redistribution and a repository for the poorest of the poor worldwide to come and go freely, so long as they recite the pieties of leftist progressivism in the name of "tolerance."
The man is a rabid ideologue, raised from birth and nurtured every step in hard core leftism, which has remained his pole star and life's work.
If only it were the vanity of a "legacy" he were after, which could be satisfied by another Noble Piffle Prize here or there.
No, the man only wants the world, or his version of the world.
Posted by: Steely eyed and realist NYC Parent at April 01, 2015 10:19 AM (HEo6y)
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