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Iran Defector: United States' Role at Iranian Nuke Talks Is Chiefly to Serve as the "Spokesman" For Iran to the Rest of the Parties
"The rest of the parties" being, I think, the UK, Germany, and France, because I imagine that Russia and China are mostly on Iran's side already.
An Iranian journalist writing about the nuclear negotiations between the United States and Iran has defected. In an interview Amir Hossein Motaghi, has some harsh words for his native Iran. He also has a damning indictment of America's role in the nuclear negotiations. “The U.S. negotiating team are mainly there to speak on Iran’s behalf with other members of the 5+1 countries and convince them of a deal," Motaghi told a TV station after just defecting from the Iranian delegation while abroad for the nuclear talks. The P 5 + 1 is made up of United States, United Kingdom, Russia, China, France, plus Germany.The defector was an editor serving as media aid to President Hassan Rouhani.
A close media aide to Hassan Rouhani, the Iranian president, has sought political asylum in Switzerland after travelling to Lausanne to cover the nuclear talks between Tehran and the West.So Obama is acting as Iran's mouthpiece.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 02:48 PM (dquK7)
Posted by: Kerry at March 30, 2015 02:48 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:49 PM (b4JMJ)
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Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:50 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 02:50 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:50 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2015 02:50 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:50 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 02:50 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 02:48 PM (dquK7)
Rouhani's anus, apparently.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (dquK7)
Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (MYCIw)
I don't have IE on my computer, what is that all about?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (2Ojst)
French diplomats: US wants Iran to replace Saudi Arabia as the central pillar of regional stability
foreignpolicy.com/2015/03/30/how-france-became-an-iran-hawk/
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 02:52 PM (HaXrc)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:52 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:52 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: Theo the Theocrat (SWIDT?) at March 30, 2015 02:52 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 30, 2015 02:52 PM (XlHZs)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 30, 2015 02:52 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 02:52 PM (TLTHv)
French diplomats: US wants Iran to replace Saudi Arabia as the central pillar of regional stability
So Gaylord's picked shiia, then.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:52 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 30, 2015 02:53 PM (3rLmo)
No.
Fucking.
Words.
Posted by: Scankles at March 30, 2015 02:53 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Furious George at March 30, 2015 02:53 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Costanza Defense
Kinda good news: my guess was right
bad news: my guess was right.
bizarre news: I'm in league with the French.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 02:53 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:53 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:54 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2015 02:54 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 30, 2015 02:54 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:54 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 02:54 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Iran Defector at March 30, 2015 02:54 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 02:54 PM (LA7Cm)
Or hang raped women for being "adulterers"?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 02:54 PM (TLTHv)
Shit happens.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:55 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Brown Sock at March 30, 2015 02:55 PM (SFpiC)
So if Obama is serving as Iran's mouthpiece?
You know why.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 02:55 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 30, 2015 02:55 PM (th6S/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 02:55 PM (rDqRv)
CoinDesk @coindesk 24m24 minutes ago
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Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 02:55 PM (ZPrif)
Yes, but now it can't be shrugged off as right-wing paranoia.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 02:55 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: TVoC at March 30, 2015 02:55 PM (XzRw1)
Because that worked so well for Clinton and the Norks.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at March 30, 2015 02:55 PM (HDwDg)
Copying this overfrom the last Iran thread. It's a good classical lament-ish poem.
"Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the hand on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest, and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills in shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?"
-Aragorn "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 30, 2015 02:56 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 02:56 PM (LA7Cm)
Reversing his flow as the US asshole - yet still full of shit.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 02:56 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Costanza Defense
Was cash for clunkers stupid!!!!?!
or obamacare?
Or policy toward Syria/
or the new policy toward Syria?
or the most recent policy toward Syria?
Or hiring the Hildabeast?
followed by Kerry?
Posted by: Attack watch at March 30, 2015 02:56 PM (Spluw)
But replacing SA with Iran isn't really going to improve anything in that neck of the woods, unless the end goal is to have them all nuke each other (and eventually us).
Posted by: Gaff at March 30, 2015 02:56 PM (jPS2y)
Heaven help us when we're hinging on the fortitude of the French and Germans.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:56 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 30, 2015 02:54 PM (Sd++4)
At this point he isn't black, he's shit color. Must be the heavy Marxist red and Islamic green tinting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 02:56 PM (FMbng)
***
did we ever hear a why from JEF?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 30, 2015 02:56 PM (th6S/)
Posted by: Roy at March 30, 2015 02:56 PM (VndSC)
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What is wrong with the administration? I can see wanting to ease out the country filled with rich guys who like to fund Sunni terrorist organizations on the sly. But why would you think that switching them out for the country that openly supports and directs Shiite terrorist groups is a good idea?
Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 02:56 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Dyslexic Trannies For Peace at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (oNvyP)
I can hardly believe this is really happening. God help Israel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (rSBBR)
"There is absolutely NO justification for nuclear power. Nuclear plants are utterly obsolete and dangerous, and create long lived toxic waste that poisons Mother Earth. No nukes! Ever!"
Liberals, last week:
"Oh, don't worry about the Iranian centrifuges. They're meant only for the peaceful generation of nuclear power."
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: rock ribbed comedian at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (XYKz+)
A Congress that has publicly stated that they will not enforce the law by refusing to impeach.
A lot of people in law enforcement and the military have sworn oaths to protect this country, and are not fulfilling those oaths.
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (A9KzJ)
I would think even the die hard dipshit lefties know this won't turn out well.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (A98Xu)
signed xxoo
Geroge Stephanopolosusus
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (th6S/)
Israel getting destroyed in the cross fire?
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (9221z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2015 02:58 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:58 PM (MMC8r)
Sweet destructive tentacles of Cthulhu. Holy f*cking shit. I can't even begin to express how insane this is.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:58 PM (2Ojst)
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And the Iranians are Persians, not Arabs. The Arabs in the Middle-East hold them in contempt, and aren't inclined to look to them for leadership.
Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 02:58 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: rock ribbed comedian at March 30, 2015 02:58 PM (XYKz+)
Than our 'enemy'
Posted by: Mccool at March 30, 2015 02:58 PM (EXjT9)
having Iran be the "central pillar of regional stability" in an
overwhelmingly Sunni middle east seems ... stupid.
Especially since they're crazy enough to *want* to bring on the apocalypse so that the 12th Imam will return. That's not a desire for stability.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 02:59 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:59 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 02:59 PM (yRwC8)
What difference, at this point, does it make?!?!?1!1!?!?!?1?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 30, 2015 02:59 PM (HSmrB)
ValJar is Hedley Lamar while Gaylord is the Gov.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:59 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 30, 2015 02:59 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (rSBBR)
Don't say mean things about my friend like that!
Posted by: Rainbow Dash at March 30, 2015 02:59 PM (2Ojst)
Fuck. You.
Fuck you up the fucking fuck holes you fucking fuckers. May you be the abused sex-objects of 1000 syphilitic camels. Your fucking incompetence (or simple malice) is going to get me and mine killed, you fucking wastes of carbon.
Iran is an a Theocracy based on an apocalyptic vision from an evil death cult, you simpering morons. No even semi-sane person on the planet thinks them trustworthy, you pathetic semi-sentients.
Despite this, you have decided that "a deal" with them is more important than anything else. It is more important to you than the safety of our allies. It is more important to you than the stability and safety of the Middle East as a region.
Mr. Obama, you fucking shit-face, you are a fucking traitor who is more interested in your own shit-stained legacy than in leading this country.
Mr. Kerry, you fucking sycophant, you're not even worthy to lick the President's boots.
Fuck you both, you God damned, sociopathic, fucking imbeciles.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:59 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2015 03:00 PM (sbV1u)
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The Iranians do it one better. They view it as a violation of the Koran to execute women who are virgins. That's why rape in women's wing of the prisons is officially sanctioned.
Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 03:00 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 03:00 PM (evdj2)
Something little remarked is that Obama named, as the head U.S. policy wonk for the Iran negotiations, the exact same individual who had served as the head U.S. policy wonk for the North Korea negotiations.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 03:00 PM (noWW6)
Someone read Richard Fernandez's Three Conjectures and thought it was a GOOD idea.
or
They're just a bunch of morons.
or
ValJar
pick 3 and the 1st 3 don't count.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 03:01 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:59 PM (kff5f)
::: golf clap :::
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2015 03:01 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 30, 2015 03:01 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 30, 2015 03:01 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 03:01 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2015 03:01 PM (4oSLk)
Your assuming he gives a rat's ass or even understands the implicatoins?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:01 PM (rDqRv)
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Like having Jeffrey Dahlmer be the central pillar of your gay rights parade?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 30, 2015 03:01 PM (LImiJ)
The Iranians do it one better. They view it as a violation of the Koran to execute women who are virgins. That's why rape in women's wing of the prisons is officially sanctioned.
Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 03:00 PM (UWFpX)
But we're the theocrats. Hector and moo juice, kindly go fuck yourselves sideways with a double-ended flaming barbed-wire-wrapped pineapple.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 03:02 PM (2Ojst)
"Bringing Iran back into the company of civilized nations will be my legacy." - Obama
"Thank you for dying now infidel imbecile." - Iran
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2015 03:02 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: arack Jarrett at March 30, 2015 03:02 PM (XYKz+)
Posted by: One Piece at March 30, 2015 03:02 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (noWW6)
No protest concerts?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 03:02 PM (oNvyP)
Awesome...just fucking awesome. Although you were being too kind really.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 03:02 PM (FMbng)
I would think even the die hard dipshit lefties know this won't turn out well.
Obama wants to make sure that America is permanently out of the Middle East - that is the desire legacy, setting up America's replacement (with enough nukes to make us or Israel think twice about challenging them). This is what makes Lefties happy: removing "imperialist" America from the equation.
And no, they don't understand the consequences. Think Obama does, though.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 03:02 PM (TLTHv)
Fuck you both, you God damned, sociopathic, fucking imbeciles.
Subtle. Almost as subtle as myself.
Posted by: tranny ramming a gate with an SUV at March 30, 2015 03:02 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:59 PM (kff5f)
But how do you really feel?
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:02 PM (9221z)
Excellent demonstration of the versatility of the word. Well done.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2015 03:03 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 03:01 PM (ZPrif)
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What is his end game besides a full on clusterF*ck?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 03:03 PM (A98Xu)
That was beautiful, man. Just beautiful.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 03:03 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2015 03:01 PM (4oSLk)
It will not get shoot down.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:03 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 03:03 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 30, 2015 03:03 PM (zpZLP)
Posted by: John Boehner at March 30, 2015 03:03 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 03:04 PM (/kI1Q)
But their taxes are dreamy.
Posted by: mini moo at March 30, 2015 03:04 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 03:04 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:01 PM (rDqRv)
I believe he has a plan and he executes it. He's fundamentally transforming the US after all.
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:04 PM (9221z)
I have been listening to Mike Duncan's History of Rome podcasts lately. In them, he cites the decline in the rules of law that led to the downfall of the Roman Republic. The parallels to recent actions in this country are numerous.
We are boned.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2015 03:04 PM (95CzI)
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I'm not sure, but I suspect he gets his name linked to an historic treaty. The real question, though, is what his puppetmaster in this instance (presumably ValJar) gets out of it.
Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 03:04 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Biblio at March 30, 2015 03:04 PM (7o8VY)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 03:04 PM (/kI1Q)
Well, I left out my imprications against the GOPe to keep the post to acceptable length... I could be persuaded.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 03:05 PM (kff5f)
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Holy shit, the more I hear the more death psycho they seem to be.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 03:05 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 30, 2015 03:05 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Barry Waffle, Int'l Man of Waffles at March 30, 2015 03:05 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2015 03:05 PM (4oSLk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2015 03:05 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:03 PM (rDqRv)
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Posted by: Staff Sergeant Oddball, UN Ambassador at March 30, 2015 03:05 PM (sbV1u)
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I'm not sure, but I suspect he gets his name linked to an historic treaty. The real question, though, is what his puppetmaster in this instance (presumably ValJar) gets out of it.
Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 03:04 PM (UWFpX)
He and they puppet masters around him, want to use it to show how much safer the World is now so they can further decimate the Defense Budget and gut the Military more than they already have.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:06 PM (rDqRv)
KSA produces over ten million barrels per day, and exports 9.5 of them. Apparently, it is to everyone's benefit if this ends.
I think it is kind of pointless to discuss the potential 2016 candidates, doesn't look like we will make it to then.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 03:06 PM (dquK7)
Yeah, waste of a good sex slave right there.
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:06 PM (9221z)
virgins. That's why rape in women's wing of the prisons is officially
sanctioned.
Lovely.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 03:06 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Seems Legit
What's the down side here?
Posted by: Bubba at March 30, 2015 03:06 PM (Spluw)
hey cool I saw shit stained legacy open for Pink Floyd and the LA Collosium in 82' was great except for the smell..ewwww
Posted by: arack Jarrett at March 30, 2015 03:06 PM (XYKz+)
Islamists consider killing infidels to be peaceful.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 03:06 PM (MMC8r)
You forgot fuckity
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 03:06 PM (oNvyP)
That is indeed the unspoken assumption among those types.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 03:07 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 03:01 PM (ZPrif)
Ya know, like, you need to trust us. This is, like, going to be awesome. You'll see. Iran will be, like, all friendly and stuff.
Posted by: Marie Harf at March 30, 2015 03:07 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Biblio at March 30, 2015 03:04 PM (7o8VY)
Oh it can be corrected. It would be amazingly brutal, but it can be corrected. You need the right blend of Patton, the general dude who burned the south, and vlad the impailer, but it can be corrected.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 03:07 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 30, 2015 03:07 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 03:07 PM (A98Xu)
Could you repeat that sir?
Posted by: Taggart at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (fUjxW)
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Depends on what's required for it to not get shot down. If it comes up in front of the Security Council, then France will make it DOA.
Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (UWFpX)
Islamists consider killing infidels to be peaceful.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 03:06 PM (MMC8r)
It's like CAIR's non-condemnation "We oppose those who kill the innocent." Guess what, only Muslims are innocent.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (2Ojst)
This is what would happen if we followed the Constitution to the letter like all you wingnutz want!!!1!eleventy
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 03:07 PM (A98Xu)
Is this just fantasy?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (rDqRv)
Of course, it is only possible because, given Obama, it is plausible.
Posted by: ThomasD at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (IBMr2)
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 02:57 PM (8ZskC)
God help Israel, Europe, America and all civilization.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (Z9zbb)
Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (UWFpX)
your putting way to much faith in the frogs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: How many years until NY gets vaporized? at March 30, 2015 03:09 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2015 03:09 PM (jsWA8)
Oh, don't worry about the Iranian centrifuges.
Iranian Molecular Merry-Go-Rounds, or IMMGRs.
Getcher uranium over to Tehran for the vacation experience of a lifetime!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2015 03:09 PM (95CzI)
But Ted Cruz is the extremist.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 03:09 PM (MMC8r)
Of course, it is only possible because, given Obama, it is plausible.
Posted by: ThomasD at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (IBMr2)
Well they just pulled a "Lucy with the Football" stunt so maybe ValJar hasn't gotten the message through that Barry's on their side yet.
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:09 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 03:09 PM (rSBBR)
your putting way to much faith in the frogs
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They owe real Americans for kicking out the Germans - twice.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 03:09 PM (dquK7)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 03:07 PM (A98Xu)
Is this just fantasy?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)
Caught in a landslide..
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2015 03:10 PM (gW5Vg)
Obama's betting table:
Turkey - too complicated, plus who the f speaks Turkish
Lebanon - in ruins for a long time, meh
Syria - mess, Assad should probably go
Israel - the root of all evil
Jordan - led by US-educated fucking cowboy
KSA - corrupt dictators with oil, icky
Yemen - success because I say so, dammit
Oman - not sure
UAE - didn't they like Reagan?
Qatar - small fry
Bahrain - whatever
Kuwait - wait, it still exists?
Iraq - mess, Bush's fault
Iran - genocidal against Israel? sign me up!
Afghanistan - get the hell out of there
Pakistan - Islamic and good, better than evil capitalist India
the rest of the Stans - corrupt dictators, incomprehensible
Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 03:10 PM (HaXrc)
What's funny is that monks were fretting about the impending Fall of Rome about a hundred years *after* it had already happened. Because they had lost their wi-fi or something
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 30, 2015 03:10 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2015 03:09 PM (jsWA
yes, G-D only knows why. Vestige of a by gone era
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:10 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 03:10 PM (b4JMJ)
Obama thinks that Iranian nukes would have deterred America from invading Iraq.
Obama hopes Iranian nukes will deter future American Presidents from meddling the Middle East.
Obama wants Iran to have nukes so America will no longer be able to bully and intimidate Iran.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 03:10 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2015 03:09 PM (jsWA
Yup. the U. S., Russia, China, Great Britain and France all have veto power in the Security Council. All of which are holdovers from the outcome of WWII.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2015 03:11 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 03:11 PM (DL2i+)
I think it's more like ValJar is acting as Iran's mouthpiece and Obama is her ventriloquist dummy.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 30, 2015 03:11 PM (7ObY1)
The problem is our feckless leaders have given themselves no option other than to get a deal. Iran's got all the bargaining power.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 03:11 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:09 PM (9221z)
I don't think they care. They'll take any assistance he wants to give- and give absolutely nothing in return.
Meanwhile, the tin-pot dictator will unilaterally end sanctions, start sending them arms and ammunition, and so forth.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 03:11 PM (kff5f)
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They say the Antichrist will enter into a seven year peace deal with the Christians which he will break after tbree and a half years.
But I'm sure that totally unrelated.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 30, 2015 03:11 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:09 PM (9221z)
The best thing about the Arabs and persians is that they do not know when to say YES
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:11 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 03:10 PM (b4JMJ)
Because there were people there old enough who remembered when France had balls and felt nostalgic.
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:11 PM (9221z)
Question, where was the madrasa Obama studied at located?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 03:12 PM (C278+)
What's the "deadline" nonsense?
Is there a ticking clock next to the well?
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I'm sure it is in the mohammedan prophecy
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 03:12 PM (dquK7)
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:11 PM (9221z)
When did France have balls?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:12 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 03:12 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: Grima Horsetongue Kerry at March 30, 2015 03:13 PM (W4jkE)
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:11 PM (9221z)
The 1770s.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 03:13 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 03:13 PM (JtwS4)
http://tinyurl.com/pu7tksb
Posted by: duke at March 30, 2015 03:13 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:12 PM (rDqRv)
Charles "The Hammer" Martel.
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:13 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 30, 2015 03:13 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 03:14 PM (dquK7)
Posted by: recent events at March 30, 2015 03:14 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 03:14 PM (t43dZ)
WWII cleanup.
Note that France is still a distinct nation at this point, and DOESN'T subordinate THAT special power to the EU.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 03:14 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 30, 2015 03:14 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 03:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 30, 2015 03:15 PM (Tqdpu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:12 PM (rDqRv)
1600-1850ish
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 03:15 PM (oNvyP)
Question, where was the madrasa Obama studied at located?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 03:12 PM (C278+)
Ding ding we have a winner.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 03:15 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 03:15 PM (t43dZ)
ValJar hasn't gotten the message through that Barry's on their side yet.
Iran has been yanking Obama's chain since the beginning.
I recall Obama (early in his presidency) wanting to meet w/an Iranian leader when they were both at the UN and the Iranian leader declined and then gloated about Obama begging to meet with him afterward. They've done nothing but openly mock and humiliate Obama and Kerry throughout the talks and they just....take it.
Maybe we should start calling Kerry or Obama "Reek?"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 03:15 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 30, 2015 03:15 PM (3ZtZW)
190 Related (from the Washington Post) - Obama is planning a
No shit?
Posted by: recent events at March 30, 2015 03:14 PM (Spluw)
FIFY
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2015 03:15 PM (95CzI)
After this will be something even worse: an international climate change "treaty" which will necessarily cause energy costs to skyrocket in the USA and a carbon tax.
(Only 179 days until 'climate chaos')
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 03:15 PM (FRLeJ)
/sarc
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 30, 2015 03:15 PM (6n332)
The tortuous construction of the first sentence was inspired by our present foreign policy.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at March 30, 2015 03:16 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2015 03:16 PM (4oSLk)
to Serve as the "Spokesman" For Iran to the Rest of the Partieshttp://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff202/jrgdds/194316_5__zpsy37anlmr.png
Posted by: jrg at March 30, 2015 03:16 PM (qrNtI)
Our boys fought and died. The Fwench turned in their Joos and surrendered.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 30, 2015 03:16 PM (7ObY1)
http://tinyurl.com/pu7tksb
Posted by: duke at March 30, 2015 03:13 PM (ChY2Q)
Nothing new there. Been around for weeks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:16 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 30, 2015 03:16 PM (Sd++4)
Theoretically a sane Iran with the mullahs back in their mosques not the govt. would we a counter to the oil-ticks. Practically we should have done their ass multiple times since -
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UazjjYbsKns
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 03:16 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 30, 2015 03:15 PM (3ZtZW)
BALLS, not Ghey Balls.
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:16 PM (9221z)
Posted by: jrg at March 30, 2015 03:16 PM (qrNtI)
https://youtu.be/oWeJ9p42ufg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 03:17 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 03:07 PM (A98Xu)
Is this just fantasy?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)
Caught in a landslide..
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2015 03:10 PM (gW5Vg)
Keep it up and you'll be hearing from our lawyers
Posted by: John, Roger, Brian and Freddie (deceased) at March 30, 2015 03:17 PM (XlHZs)
corrected. You need the right blend of Patton, the general dude who
burned the south, and vlad the impailer, but it can be corrected."
and topped off with a good dollop of Cincinnatus
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 30, 2015 03:17 PM (A9KzJ)
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The Permanent Security Council of the UN is composed of the primary victors in World War 2. Russia, obviously, inherited the USSR's seat when the latter collapsed. And I'm sure there's a very interesting story relating to the PRC's seat.
France, despite it's "crushed in short order" status early in the war, was treated as a full partner following Operation Torch for various reasons. This was despite the fact that the US was supplying essentially all of the equipment being used by the Free French forces (the British had been covering things before then; and before you go with the usual jokes about French fighting, read up on Bir Hakim). When the war ended, the French were treated as a full partner in the organization founded by the victors - the United Nations.
Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 03:17 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March
I thout he was the president?.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 03:18 PM (oNvyP)
Beautifully worded!
Bravo.
If I might add one thing- Kerry isn't fit to lick anyone of our boots. He's in idiot & traitor.
SCOAMT is too.
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 03:18 PM (sj3Ax)
Mark my words: what I believe obama has planned for international 'climate change' regulations will result in tens of trillions of dollars in wealth distribution out of the USA into the poorest, most corrupt, and least civilized, and least Western nations.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 03:19 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Sharkman r at March 30, 2015 03:19 PM (snccx)
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The real question in my mind isn't whether he'll break from Israel. The real question is whether he'll wreck things so badly in less than two years that his successor will be unable to fix it.
Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 03:19 PM (UWFpX)
Zactly. The ME *never* straightens anything out. 30 Years is but a drop in the ocean.
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 30, 2015 03:19 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2015 03:19 PM (AO98W)
I think it is kind of pointless to discuss the potential 2016 candidates, doesn't look like we will make it to then.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 03:06 PM (dquK7)
The ARAB League plans to build their own army. They will intervene in Yemen first. IMO - They are doing this to have a way to fight the Persians and the other Shia. If they are successful, then expect Hezbolla and Assad to be next on the agenda, with a side order of ISIS.
What happens when the Sunni Arabs remember what they did in 1973? That would get the world's attention, and most importantly, it could scuttle this IRAN Nuke Clusterflop.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2015 03:19 PM (Z9zbb)
I remember there was a little stink about that. If a nation doesn't exist anymore its seat should have gone to another country instead.
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:19 PM (9221z)
My sincere apologies to Vichy France.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 30, 2015 03:20 PM (Tqdpu)
And I'm sure there's a very interesting story relating to the PRC's seat.
It used to be Nationalist China's seat (read: Taiwan). It was stripped from them and awarded to the PRC sometime in the late 70s or early 80s.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2015 03:20 PM (95CzI)
The same bombing where I helped pick up the bodies of dead Marines, who were had ridden on my ship...
To say I have a litttttttlllle problem with this... would be an understatement.
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 03:20 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 03:21 PM (sj3Ax)
Exactly, and you're right that it's all about taking from the US and giving it to the crony and the useless.
Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 03:21 PM (HaXrc)
Pakistan to join Saudi coalition against Yemen rebels - senior official http://t.co/qApCPZaOPf
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 03:21 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: despair at March 30, 2015 03:21 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 03:21 PM (ZPrif)
The ARAB League plans to build their own army. They will intervene in Yemen first. IMO - They are doing this to have a way to fight the Persians and the other Shia. If they are successful, then expect Hezbolla and Assad to be next on the agenda, with a side order of ISIS
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This is the one bright spot.
It gets really interesting when they coordinate with Israel, because they figured out who the real enemy is.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 03:21 PM (dquK7)
http://tinyurl.com/p6eh3g5
Posted by: Country Singer at March 30, 2015 03:21 PM (8hctH)
I was watching a Fox special last night on ISIS and what they do to women and girls. It was heartbreaking and I finally had to turn it off. One woman had 5 daughters who begged her to have them killed as they couldn't take the nightly rapes any longer. The mother begged the US and allies to help them by bombing ISIS and killing them as well. This is what their lives have become.
Iran is only a better dressed version of this with western cologne to cover their stench.
Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2015 03:22 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 03:22 PM (ZPrif)
It did, in a manner of speaking.
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:22 PM (evdj2)
Pakistan to join Saudi coalition against Yemen rebels - senior official
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Cool, now Saudi has access to nukes.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 03:22 PM (dquK7)
Posted by: despair at March 30, 2015 03:22 PM (J6suc)
229 The SCOAMT was in Boston today for Ted K. Interactive Senate BS that We paid for, along with state of MA.
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 03:21 PM (sj3Ax)
Does it have the "navigate the narrow bridge while intoxicated and diddling a campaign aide" video game that was promised?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2015 03:23 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 03:23 PM (xWnvB)
I remember there was a little stink about that. If a nation doesn't exist anymore its seat should have gone to another country instead.
.
.
.
.Technically, the USSR never had a UN seat as it didn't exist until 1946. Russia got a guaranteed seat after the Yalta conference.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2015 03:23 PM (4oSLk)
And Russia is allied with Syria, and is now supplying weapons to Iran. And there was talk about arms going to Egypt. How is that gonna work?
Will Russia allow its two proxies to go gently into that goodnight? Bumps in the night would help it, in the form of higher prices for oil. But to lose them permanently?
Posted by: recent events at March 30, 2015 03:23 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: The Greeks at March 30, 2015 03:24 PM (8ZskC)
And it shall happen in that day that I will make Jerusalem a very heavy stone for all peoples; all who would heave it away will surely be cut in pieces although all nations of the earth are gathered against it.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 03:24 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Frogger McGhee at March 30, 2015 03:24 PM (e7oEm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 03:22 PM (dquK7)
Rumor is they have them for years, mined their oil fields with them as a last-ditch fuck you for any invader.
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:24 PM (9221z)
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Cool, now Saudi has access to nukes.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 03:22 PM (dquK7)
'Supposedly" they always have. Already paid for some Pakistanie Nukes. Just waiting for the right time to deliver them. And thanks to Fredo, that time appeares to be here
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:24 PM (rDqRv)
When did France have balls?
they did invent thefrench 75mm field gun so they must have had them then
Posted by: allah at March 30, 2015 03:24 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 03:24 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 03:24 PM (xWnvB)
Does the VA have anything for steam actually coming out of your ears?
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 03:24 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 03:25 PM (g1DWB)
That started at the Daily Mail. I question the sourcing. There has literally been no suggestion of this anywhere in the krautish press.
I even tried several variants on Lubitz gay at google.de, and nothing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 03:25 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2015 03:23 PM (4oSLk)
Wait, what? The USSR existed before 1946.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2015 03:25 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Furious George at March 30, 2015 03:26 PM (UlJ3l)
245 Hey, we used to be pretty good at fighting Persians and right now we could really use the money.
Posted by: The Greeks at March 30, 2015 03:24 PM (8ZskC)
Yeah? This time, pay more attention to the lesser known paths around your fighting position.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2015 03:26 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 03:24 PM (9221z)
Nah. NOt the best place to store Nukes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:26 PM (rDqRv)
unexpectedly...
after all, he loves taking pieces in his mouth, if Reggie Love is any indication.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2015 03:26 PM (044Yr)
The US has 9,800 in Afghanistan and no direct access to the sea.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 03:27 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: Barry watching TV at March 30, 2015 03:27 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 03:27 PM (g1DWB)
I even tried several variants on Lubitz gay at google.de, and nothing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 03:25 PM (JtwS4)
Facts? Proper sourcing?
The fuck???
That man was Teh Ghey and should be condemned for such. and the plane thing too.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2015 03:27 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: The Mouth Of Sauron at March 30, 2015 03:27 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:27 PM (evdj2)
Secret deal Israel releases tax revenue and Palestinians halt Hague bid
Sources in Jerusalem say transfer of the funds was conditioned on Palestinians maintaining security coordination, refraining from filing claims against Israel at the ICC.
Actually one the ISraeli's won. Fredo must be pissed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:28 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: JackStraw
True. Ya have to cruise the subway or peer under rocks for that.
Posted by: recent events at March 30, 2015 03:28 PM (Spluw)
'Supposedly" they always have. Already paid for some Pakistanie Nukes.
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My understanding is that they paid for them, but Pakistan holds them. But if Pakistan is joining the coalition, there won't be any second guesses.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 03:28 PM (dquK7)
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.Not in its final form. That didn't happen until after WWII ended and they pacified all of Eastern Europe.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2015 03:28 PM (4oSLk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2015 03:23 PM (95CzI)<<<
Errah, yes, it does. And the commissary offers one of my favorites... waitress sandwiches.
Posted by: zombie Ted at March 30, 2015 03:28 PM (CZexX)
No shit?
Posted by: recent events
I agree with that response, Mr./Ms. Events, from those who are paying attention. Unfortunately, many are not.
Posted by: duke at March 30, 2015 03:29 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: Roy at March 30, 2015 03:29 PM (VndSC)
Look up to the skies and see
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:27 PM (evdj2)
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2015 03:29 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 03:29 PM (ZPrif)
Killer Germanwings co-pilot was trawling gay porn websites before doomed flight http://dailym.ai/19Avi92
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 03:29 PM (ZPrif)
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:27 PM (evdj2)
we're warning you.......
Posted by: John, Roger, Brian and Freddie (deceased) at March 30, 2015 03:30 PM (XlHZs)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 30, 2015 03:30 PM (oDCMR)
Its Security Council seat did not come into existence until 1946.
But when the USSR went *poof* the CIS was a contender but da Rodina owns the seat now.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 03:30 PM (rSBBR)
"We figured they was trannies, cuz they were wearing dresses."
-Redneck Gate Guard
Posted by: This is BMN at March 30, 2015 03:30 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 03:30 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2015 03:28 PM (4oSLk)
Just because they added territories didn't mean the USSR did not exist prior to 1946.
It would be like saying the USA didn't exist until 1959 because it hadn't added the fiftieth state.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2015 03:31 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ProgMedia at March 30, 2015 03:31 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 03:31 PM (t43dZ)
Posted by: John, Roger, Brian and Freddie (deceased) at March 30, 2015 03:32 PM (XlHZs)
Is "gay" the Deutsch word for "gay"? Serious question, I haven't learned any new vocabulary words today.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 03:32 PM (/kI1Q)
Let's remember who it was who was serving as the senior military liaison to the SECDEF at the time of the horrific policy of leaving the Marine guards with unloaded weapons.
Colin Powell.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 03:32 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:33 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 03:32 PM (/kI1Q)
I believe it's "moo"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2015 03:33 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 03:33 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Colon Powell at March 30, 2015 03:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Barack O'Reilly at March 30, 2015 03:33 PM (W5DcG)
Iranian Nukes are just as big a threat to KSA as they are to Israel. Unfortunately Bumbles the Clown, and Horseface have no clue.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2015 03:34 PM (Z9zbb)
Posted by: Roto Reuters at March 30, 2015 03:34 PM (yn6XZ)
Right. And not a single word in the German press. I said I questioned the Daily Mail's sourcing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 03:34 PM (JtwS4)
Farfromfappin.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 03:34 PM (t43dZ)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 30, 2015 03:34 PM (k8xvx)
Mama, just killed a man
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious
Mamma told me not to come
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 03:34 PM (oNvyP)
Posted by: Eli at March 30, 2015 03:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Laverne's Cocks at March 30, 2015 03:35 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious
Mamma told me not to come
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 03:34 PM (oNvyP)
momma told me there'd be days like this
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:35 PM (rDqRv)
So it's official then, nobody is impressed by his package.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 30, 2015 03:35 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 30, 2015 03:36 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Hussein the Super Negotiator, and your Commander-In-Chief!!! at March 30, 2015 03:36 PM (wAQA5)
"Schwul" is the noun for a gay man. Er ist schwul. I also googled "homosexueller".
I'll try "gay" now, because they're adopted many of our words. Fun fact, they use "shitstorm" in headlines fairly often.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 03:36 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at March 30, 2015 03:37 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Barack O'Reilly
Phrasing!
Posted by: ValJarJar at March 30, 2015 03:37 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 30, 2015 03:35 PM (DT3rQ)
Well......
Posted by: Reggie Love at March 30, 2015 03:37 PM (C278+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 03:37 PM (t43dZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 03:37 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 03:37 PM (JtwS4)
That leaves only me to blame cause Mama tried.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 03:37 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 03:37 PM (ZPrif)
"Schwul" is the noun for a gay man. Er ist schwul. I also googled "homosexueller".
I'll try "gay" now, because they're adopted many of our words. Fun fact, they use "shitstorm" in headlines fairly often.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 03:36 PM (JtwS4)
Try tomato
Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 03:38 PM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: Bibi Netanyahu at March 30, 2015 03:38 PM (sCHw2)
mama had a squeezebox
Posted by: kj at March 30, 2015 03:38 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Ozzie at March 30, 2015 03:38 PM (XlHZs)
Indiana is much worse!!!
Posted by: Tim Cook's watch at March 30, 2015 03:39 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: a stoopid sock at March 30, 2015 03:39 PM (7haIi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 03:39 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 03:39 PM (LA7Cm)
BREAKING: Iran pulls out of nuke talks,
...........................
...and John Kerry coughs and swallows.
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 03:39 PM (wAQA5)
I remember seeing the story a few years ago, and thinking what would happen if Rick Perry had a veto?
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2015 03:40 PM (Z9zbb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 03:40 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 03:40 PM (t43dZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 03:41 PM (oNvyP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 03:41 PM (W5DcG)
BREAKING: Iran pulls out of nuke talks,
...........................
...and John Kerry coughs and swallows.
Eww........
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 03:41 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 03:41 PM (g1DWB)
A police source in Dusseldorf revealed: "We have a team disassembling his computer, and that of his girlfriend, because the information that we received was that he trawled the dark side of the web visiting, among other things, sites containing gay porn, suicide themes and sexual perversions."
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 03:41 PM (ZPrif)
He's hidden or has no records, etc & media let him get away with it.
Puppet for Soros?
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 03:41 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 03:41 PM (rSBBR)
Conjecture but I kind of pride myself at being pretty good at the conjecture game.
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 03:42 PM (xWnvB)
319 Pfft. Every thinking person KNOWS the true threat to the world are the SOCONS!!!
Posted by: a stoopid sock at March 30, 2015 03:39 PM (7haIi)
Here I thought it was bad potato salad
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 03:43 PM (oNvyP)
Of course you do, bless your heart.
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:43 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 03:43 PM (t43dZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 03:44 PM (rSBBR)
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:44 PM (evdj2)
So judgemental! What a bunch of cis-normative H8RS!!!
Posted by: a post modern stoopid sock at March 30, 2015 03:44 PM (7haIi)
I call BS.
Obama and Kerry could never pass a background check to work for an (US) Intelligence Agency or the DOD.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2015 03:45 PM (Z9zbb)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 03:45 PM (/kI1Q)
Dude. You keep posting the same thing. I read it. I do not quibble with the fact that it has been printed. I question the sourcing.
It has, literally, not been printed anywhere in the German language.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 03:46 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2015 03:47 PM (AO98W)
among other things, sites containing gay porn, suicide themes and sexual perversions." he worked for the DNC?
Posted by: kj at March 30, 2015 03:47 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 03:47 PM (xWnvB)
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A butthurt 'Bama is a dangerous 'Bama.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 30, 2015 03:47 PM (LImiJ)
Report U.S. Drone Airstrike Against ISIS Accidentally Kills Two Iranian Revolutionary Guard Commanders In Iraq
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 03:47 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:47 PM (evdj2)
Dude. You keep posting the same thing. I read it. I do not quibble with the fact that it has been printed. I question the sourcing.
It has, literally, not been printed anywhere in the German language.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 03:46 PM (JtwS4)
Maybe because nobody in Germany thinks visiting the sites is unusual?
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2015 03:47 PM (Z9zbb)
Posted by: Penfold at March 30, 2015 03:47 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Pastorius at March 30, 2015 03:47 PM (gMAUH)
Posted by: Brown Sock at March 30, 2015 03:48 PM (SFpiC)
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 03:48 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: Reggie Love at March 30, 2015 03:48 PM (C278+)
"If Allah wills it."
He's supposed to be Catholic.
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 03:48 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 03:49 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Meow. at March 30, 2015 03:49 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Costanza Defense
my, how awkward. gay pron being referred to as being part of the "dark side of the web".
Posted by: recent events at March 30, 2015 03:50 PM (Spluw)
Lalalalalalalalalalala!
We can't hear your crazy talk on the distinguished gentleman from IL who became our first president of color.
Posted by: GOP Senators & Congressmen at March 30, 2015 03:50 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:50 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 03:51 PM (MMC8r)
other things, sites containing gay porn, suicide themes and sexual
perversions."
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 03:41 PM (ZPrif)
In other words, standard German fare.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 30, 2015 03:51 PM (8hctH)
Pockistan. Hidden past. No bad mouthing from Bushes. Sorry but I believe I have this thing nailed. It's the only explanation that makes sense.
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 03:51 PM (xWnvB)
"If Allah wills it."
Saw a tweet about this - he responded to a positive comment from a citizen regarding a deal with Iran with "Inshallah."
Just wow.
Posted by: GOP Senators & Congressmen at March 30, 2015 03:51 PM (TLTHv)
From now on can we PLEASE use this pic of obama for these posts?
https://work949.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/obama-dressed-as-muslim.jpg
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 03:51 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:52 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 03:30 PM (/kI1Q)/i]
Great. Now I'm hearing that in Obama's voice.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 03:52 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2015 03:52 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 03:52 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2015 03:52 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 30, 2015 03:52 PM (fAMNc)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 30, 2015 03:52 PM (LImiJ)
352 Obamy's a Hamsexual...
Posted by: Brown Sock at March 30, 2015 03:48 PM (SFpiC)
You are what you is
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 03:52 PM (oNvyP)
AoSHQ- is there anything it can't do?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 03:53 PM (kff5f)
GAYHATE but on the other hand is giving NUKES to a regime that DROPS
GAYS FROM BUILDINGS?
This is S.O.P for the Left.
You've heard that Code Pink, the ones who dress up as labias to agitate for free abortion, have actively worked with the Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas for years, right? Square that circle.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 03:53 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 30, 2015 03:53 PM (LA7Cm)
GAYHATE but on the other hand is giving NUKES to a regime that DROPS
GAYS FROM BUILDINGS?
It's almost like they're mindless bigots jumping on a hate bandwagon or something.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 03:53 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:54 PM (evdj2)
We've reported that Indiana have dropped gays from buildings but you wingnuts much have heard Iran. Stupid wingnuts.
Posted by: MSM at March 30, 2015 03:54 PM (7haIi)
Stay on topic?
Posted by: a Moron above all Morons at March 30, 2015 03:54 PM (Spluw)
my, how awkward. gay pron being referred to as being part of the "dark side of the web".
Especially by GERMANS.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 03:54 PM (MMC8r)
When sports teams compete, we have basic notions of fairness with regards to numbers of players, equipment, etc. All I'm saying is that the same principle applies to Iran, and to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. There ought to be a level playing field between Iran and everyone else. If they feel that they'reour equals,I'm sure they'll behave nicely. Gone will be all the bitterness and resentment that causes them to use unfortunate rhetoric such as "great satan".
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 30, 2015 03:55 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: a Moron above all Morons at March 30, 2015 03:54 PM (Spluw)
Now I'm hearing that in the voice of Gold Leader from Star Wars.
"Stay on topic... stay on topic..."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 03:55 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 03:55 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:55 PM (evdj2)
Huh. The SCOAMT sounds like 5 O'Clock Charlie...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 03:56 PM (kff5f)
This is the 21st century. We can use cell towers.
Posted by: despair at March 30, 2015 03:56 PM (J6suc)
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Lufthansa said only one in four pilot applicants pass the psychological test to fly. But the Tomato did.
Note to self. Stay away from Krauts.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 30, 2015 03:56 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 30, 2015 03:51 PM
Dude! WTF is wrong with German people?!
Posted by: Stan Marsh at March 30, 2015 03:56 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 03:56 PM (rSBBR)
No idea. Never heard of this blog spot, that's why I asked.
http://bit.ly/1xQ5rpI
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 03:56 PM (t43dZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 03:56 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 03:57 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: toby928(C) restates the obvious at March 30, 2015 03:57 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 03:57 PM (rSBBR)
Maybe they'll throw him off a building and then stone him when he hits the ground.
Posted by: would that it were at March 30, 2015 03:57 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 03:57 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 03:55 PM
Doo bee doo bee BOOM!!!!
Posted by: Mk1 Fragmentation Penguin at March 30, 2015 03:57 PM (h4vJk)
Obama is a frickin' genius!
Once the rubble settles and radiation drops to acceptable levels, the ME, will be VERY stable.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at March 30, 2015 03:58 PM (JOG+K)
It would be 400 comments of movie titles for a twinkie and a turd...
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 03:58 PM (FRLeJ)
Thought muzzies weren't suppose to cross dress
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 03:58 PM (oNvyP)
AlextheChick, it ranks right up there with finding out that well your fifth cousin Daisy Sue is well actually your half sister.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 03:56 PM (rSBBR)
Well, the commies are always accusing us of being cousin-humpers.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2015 03:59 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 30, 2015 03:59 PM (7haIi)
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 30, 2015 03:59 PM (GPKDB)
Early flashes of Lucas' latent lack of imagination.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 03:59 PM (LA7Cm)
Sounds like complete bullshit to me. Not least that it would have been the only time in the adult life of Obama's ditzy hippie slut mom where she would have held down a responsible daytime job. Not quite her style.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 03:59 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 03:59 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2015 03:59 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Stan Marsh at March 30, 2015 03:56 PM (h4vJk)
Obligatory NSFW: https://youtu.be/kbp-c1czB90
Posted by: Country Singer at March 30, 2015 03:59 PM (8hctH)
Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had.
Posted by: Reggie Love at March 30, 2015 03:59 PM (C278+)
393 Why is ace working so hard to come up with content? He could just put up a picture of a twinkie and one of a turd and it would be good for 400 comments.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 03
He could take a lesson from Maet, a fat guy, can of beer and a chunk of liver
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 04:00 PM (oNvyP)
"It should come as no surprise that in a recent survey conducted by the BBC, two in three respondents said they preferred an exploding penguin on their Tele to paying the BBC tax."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 04:00 PM (rSBBR)
"and seriously, what are the odds that the only fat rebel pilot will be named Porkins? It's got to be astronomical. "
Early flashes of Lucas' latent lack of imagination.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 03:59 PM (LA7Cm)
Other than the flight sequences being taken shot-for-shot directly from The Dam Busters?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2015 04:00 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 30, 2015 03:59 PM (GPKDB)
Won't != Can't.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 04:00 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: ChicagoXile at March 30, 2015 04:01 PM (dzoQB)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 04:01 PM (/kI1Q)
There are more than one photo of obama dressed in muslim garb.
HOW DID THAT ALONE NOT RUIN HIS CANDIDACY?
Are we really this idiotically tolerant that we ignore threats right in front of our faces?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 04:01 PM (FRLeJ)
Full disclosure. Wish the stigma was removed because stigma and freedom don't mix. Unhappy people can do some really bad shit in a free but not open society. There's a reason Sweden ranks highest as the happiest nation. No hangups.
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 04:01 PM (xWnvB)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 04:01 PM (t43dZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 04:01 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 04:01 PM (TLTHv)
It would be 400 comments of movie titles for a twinkie and a turd...
........................
Barry and Joe Go To Washington
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2015 04:01 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Der Germany at March 30, 2015 04:02 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 04:02 PM (kff5f)
Seem legit.
*cough*
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:02 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 04:02 PM (rSBBR)
That too.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 04:02 PM (LA7Cm)
Huh. I never made the connection.
I just used that name because it was what they called me in high school.
Posted by: George "Porkins" Lucas at March 30, 2015 04:02 PM (XlHZs)
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole
To a person wearing the same uniform?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 04:02 PM (oNvyP)
Recent polling data has 52% saying yes to that question.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 04:02 PM (C278+)
Other than the flight sequences being taken shot-for-shot directly from The Dam Busters?
Just don't mention the dog's name.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 04:02 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:03 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 04:03 PM (b4JMJ)
There are more than one photo of obama dressed in muslim garb.
HOW DID THAT ALONE NOT RUIN HIS CANDIDACY?
Are we really this idiotically tolerant that we ignore threats right in front of our faces?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 04:01 PM (FRLeJ)
Threat? What threat?
Posted by: The 52% at March 30, 2015 04:03 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 04:03 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy
Thanks for the comparison to a nation of about what, ten million people? Most of who are/ were' homo'-genous?
Posted by: a Moron above all Morons at March 30, 2015 04:03 PM (Spluw)
If he uses name again I'll put it here.
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 04:03 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 04:03 PM (LA7Cm)
It doesn't usually turn out so well when they do stuff like that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 04:04 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 04:04 PM (sj3Ax)
In one end, out the other.
Posted by: Michael Moore at March 30, 2015 04:04 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2015 04:04 PM (UzPAd)
Question, where was the madrasa Obama studied at located?"
The question to ask is, "What sect did Lolo belong to?"
Posted by: despair at March 30, 2015 04:05 PM (J6suc)
Other than the flight sequences being taken shot-for-shot directly from The Dam Busters?
Don't call the dog!!!!!!
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 04:05 PM (IPzoI)
I hope they include Israel!
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 04:05 PM (sj3Ax)
His hippy ditzy mom worked at the same Indonesian bank as Tim Geithners dad. Hippy ditzs don't work at multinational banks. And spies don't advertise.
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 04:05 PM (xWnvB)
hasn't gotten the message through that Barry's on their side yet."
Does not matter to the Iranians.
Even if Obama wants to be their BFF they are not interested, and will fuck him eight ways to Eid at every opportunity.
That's their idea of a win-win.
Posted by: ThomasD at March 30, 2015 04:05 PM (hZD1Q)
Way to go president dickhead.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 04:05 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at March 30, 2015 04:06 PM (0Ew3K)
@436
And those claims about Sweden/Scandinavian countries being "happier" are...of doubtful veracity. I lived in Norway for 5 years (not Sweden, I know), and I am suspicious of any claim like that.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 30, 2015 04:06 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 30, 2015 04:07 PM (P7y7l)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 04:07 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: spiritinthesky at March 30, 2015 04:07 PM (Kxz3Y)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy
Then why be one?
Posted by: Sterling Archer at March 30, 2015 04:07 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Mikey at March 30, 2015 04:08 PM (2f/TW)
The one in Indonesia at which he studied at during his previous incarnation as"Barry Soetero"?
Or the one in Quetta, Pakistan that he visited on "summer break" while he was a university student? At a time when Pakistan was under locked-down martial law and there was a State Department advisory against U.S. citizens traveling to the country?
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 04:08 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Mikey at March 30, 2015 04:08 PM (2f/TW)
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True that.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:08 PM (A98Xu)
Just don't mention the dog's name.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 04:02 PM (MMC8r)
*snort*
I was thinking about that as I made the reference. Should have come up with a joke, but I whiffed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2015 04:09 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 04:03 PM (b4JMJ)
A few years ago I worked in a different department than the one I'm in now. The old department traditionally has an exchange Aussie Sergeant Major (technically he's a Warrant Officer). One day the one we had at that time noticed that the German Liaison Officers had relocated to our floor.
Aussie SGM: "What are they doing here?"Randon US Major: "They decided they wanted to move down here."Aussie SGM: "Well, let's keep an eye on them. You know what happens when you let them start claiming pieces of real estate."
Posted by: Country Singer at March 30, 2015 04:09 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 30, 2015 04:07 PM (P7y7l)
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Why ..... yes it is.
Posted by: Revelations: Chapters 11 thr0 19 at March 30, 2015 04:09 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 04:09 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 04:08 PM (noWW6)
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Odd, zero media types are curious about this.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:09 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 04:09 PM (HaXrc)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 04:10 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 04:10 PM (b4JMJ)
http://www.cnet.com/news/ g20-world-leaders-personal-information-leaked-in-email-error/
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 04:10 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Mikey at March 30, 2015 04:08 PM (2f/TW)
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*facelpalm*
How bad are you when the **FRENCH** think youre an undependable surrender monkey.
Posted by: Revelations: Chapters 11 thr0 19 at March 30, 2015 04:11 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Skillful Creator of a Magnificent Future at March 30, 2015 04:11 PM (xkSSa)
Thermonuclear destruction of what country, besides Israel which is a given?
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 30, 2015 04:11 PM (74McK)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 04:11 PM (MMC8r)
The current makeup of the Security Council reflects the world of 1945 and the enemies of the time. It is completely outdated now. Not only are France and UK spent powers but the enemies of civilization are now in charge of its institutions.
UN is now just a stage for tyrants, despots and dictators and its institutions a refuge for corrupt politicians whom their voters have thrown out at elections.
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2015 04:12 PM (L0Te/)
Showing pictures like that to Iran would make them take more advantage of U.S.
Showing to French is better idea.
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 04:12 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: toby928(C) anarchist theocrat at March 30, 2015 04:12 PM (evdj2)
Quite a few things the media types seem uncurious about.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 04:13 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: toby928(C) anarchist theocrat at March 30, 2015 04:13 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 04:13 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 04:13 PM (MMC8r)
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First serious idea in two or three threads.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:14 PM (A98Xu)
Thermonuclear destruction of what country, besides Israel which is a given?"
I don't think he cares so long as it's not a Muslim one. Though he has such disdain for Europe.
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2015 04:14 PM (L0Te/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 04:14 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 04:02 PM (MMC8r)
BAck in 2011, they were planning a remake of that movie. They specifically reported that they were changing the name of the dog.
Posted by: wiserbud at March 30, 2015 04:15 PM (XlHZs)
and there was a State Department advisory against U.S. citizens traveling to the country?
............................
no problem, you just don't carry a U.S. passport
Posted by: Hussein - thta's my name, don't wear it out at March 30, 2015 04:15 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Cankles.com at March 30, 2015 04:16 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 04:16 PM (HaXrc)
He could just put up a picture of a twinkie and one of a turd and it
would be good for 400 comments.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 03
He could take a lesson from Maet, a fat guy, can of beer and a chunk of liver
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Tell him about the Twinkie.
Posted by: Winston Zedemore at March 30, 2015 04:17 PM (RFeQD)
A retired, slack-jaw president as the spokesman for Hamas
A semi-retired, jack-jaw president as the spokesman for Iran.
Thanks, Democrats!
Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2015 04:17 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Sterling Archer at March 30, 2015 04:17 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton Presidential Library at March 30, 2015 04:18 PM (3ZtZW)
A retired, slack-jaw president as the spokesman for Hamas
A semi-retired, jack-jaw president as the spokesman for Iran.
Thanks, Democrats!
Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2015 04:17 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 04:19 PM (TOk1P)
Another Nobel Prize doesn't seem nearly enough, now does it?
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2015 04:19 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 04:19 PM (xWnvB)
Posted by: Feh
Dunno. Ifthe issue remains static, then KSA, since htye have far greater access to allies and arms.
If Russia jumps in, or the dear leader completes his betrayal, then who in Hell knows?
Posted by: Sterling Archer at March 30, 2015 04:19 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 04:19 PM (/kI1Q)
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Indigenous white people at play.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUTCz8BJxA
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 30, 2015 04:20 PM (LImiJ)
Quite a few things the media types seem uncurious about."
They don't seem to realise that after January 2017 their boyfriend will retire to a fabulous post presidential life and they will be left holding the can and no job security.
I see Obama even blaming the media for not informing him should anything catastrophic happen.
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2015 04:20 PM (L0Te/)
She's old.
She's an old liar.
She's a coattail ridder.
She was a shitty senator.
She was a deadly SoS.
WTF should she be president?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:20 PM (A98Xu)
Israel lashes out at Iran deal as sides work franticly to reach accord
Kerry says Iran, world powers will work all night to work out tricky issues as Israels defense minister echoes Netanyahu in warning deal whitewashes Irans support of terror, regional instability.
Oh yeah THIS will turn out well. I remember my all nighter's from College????
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 04:20 PM (rDqRv)
A retired, slack-jaw president as the spokesman for Hamas
A semi-retired, jack-jaw president as the spokesman for Iran.
Thanks, Democrats!
Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2015 04:17 PM (UzPAd)
And here people were complaining about me being the spokesman for Mr. Epstein's pedo island.
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at March 30, 2015 04:20 PM (TOk1P)
Another Nobel Prize doesn't seem nearly enough, now does it?
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2015 04:19 PM (9ZZd+)
We need a one world currency so we can put his likeness on every bill!
Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 04:21 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 04:21 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 04:16 PM (HaXrc)
House of Saud has really deep pockets... to buy allies with... but are starting late IMO...
Iran? has the allies they have developed... but their economy is not very good....
It depends on how far the gloves come off IMO...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 04:21 PM (qh617)
She's an old liar.
She's a coattail ridder.
She was a shitty senator.
She was a deadly SoS.
WTF should she be president?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:20 PM (A98Xu)
Because LIV voters ARE that stupid
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 04:21 PM (rDqRv)
- Gold 5, stayin' alive!
Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2015 04:21 PM (AO98W)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:21 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 30, 2015 04:21 PM (ZMbDb)
as his first chief of staff a guy whose dad was the right hand man for
David Ben-Gurion? If Obama was really working against Israel it seems
unlikely he would leave himself open like that.
Political loyalties are not genetic.
Critical thinking. Use it.
Why? You obviously don't.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2015 04:22 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 04:22 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: Sterling Archer at March 30, 2015 04:19 PM (Spluw)
Iran and Russia sign a cooperation treaty 1 or 2 years ago.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 04:22 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 30, 2015 04:23 PM (Y92Nd)
Israel lashes out at Iran deal as sides work franticly to reach accord
Kerry says Iran, world powers will work all night to work out 'tricky issues' as Israel's defense minister echoes Netanyahu in warning deal whitewashes Iran's support of terror, regional instability.
Ynet
Published: 03.30.15, 22:32 / Israel News
US Secretary of State John Kerry said Monday that he and his global counterparts would be working into the night to resolve "tricky issues" blocking a nuclear deal with Iran.
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According to Kerry, "There still remain some difficult issues. We are working very hard to work those through. We are working late into the night and obviously into tomorrow," Kerry told a CNN reporter in Lausanne, adding "everyone knows the meaning of tomorrow" when a deadline for the outlines of a deal expires at midnight.
Defense Minister Ya'alon with Prime Minister Netanyahu (Photo: EPA)
However, Defense Minister Moshe Ya'alon warned against the deal, which he described as "bad" as it would leave Iran poised to create nuclear arms.
"Iran is an evil regime which world powers are now giving a deal which is bad (because) it allows (Iran) to maintain some nuclear abilities while it continues to take over the Middle East," Ya'alon said in reference to events in Yemen.
Speaking to a religious website, Ya'alon said "today there is no one in the West that denies Iran had a nuclear military program, unfortunately, the they are choosing to deal with it not in the way we think it should be dealt with."
Earlier Monday Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu lashed out again against the negotiations, saying that the Islamic Republic was benefitting from its aggression.
"The emerging agreement in Lausanne sends a message that there is no price to pay for aggression, and conversely, there is a reward for Iran's aggression. The moderate and responsible states in the region, led by Israel and many others, are the first to be affected by this agreement," Netanyahu said.
Photo: AP
Tuesday is the self-imposed deadline for Britain, China, France, Germany, Russia and the United States to strike a framework nuclear deal with Iran. That deal, if it can be reached, is supposed to be the basis for a final accord by the end of June detailing steps for Iran to scale back its uranium enrichment and other technology that could be used to make nuclear arms.
In return, Tehran would be rewarded with the easing of crippling economic sanctions.
Meanwhile, Iran would not necessarily have to ship its stockpile of highly enriched uranium abroad under a nuclear pact with major powers, US State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf said on Monday.
Photo: AP
You dont have to ship it out of the country to get to a year breakout time, she said in a conference call, referring to the goal of stretching the amount of time it would take Iran to acquire enough fissile material to make one atomic bomb.
You can have some other dispositions for it that get us where we need to be in terms of our bottom line, Harf said.
My G-D they are going to give in. And we have nothing to worry about, so says the Harf Wit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 04:23 PM (rDqRv)
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say...... mother.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2015 04:23 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2015 04:23 PM (AO98W)
If you are Israel would you rather have nation states ole Saddam's Iraq paying families to martyr their kids in Tel Aviv pizza shops and viable nuke programs or caveman throw back swinging swords?
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 04:23 PM (xWnvB)
"no problem, you just don't carry a U.S. passport"
I suspect that the former "Barry Soetero" was at that time still carrying his trusty Indonesian passport.
My understanding is that you *could* hypothetically still go to Pakistan at that time on a U.S. passport, despite the travel advisory (not an outright travel ban). But that it was rare to do so, and doing so would get you a whole lot of stern and unpleasant attention from both the American FBI and the Pakistani ISI.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 04:23 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:23 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy
Critical thinking. Okay.
Your comments suck.
"Obama employed a guy whose Dad was close to David Ben-Gurion"
Gosh, and we all know how every son follows their father's footsteps in lockstep. What other gems do ya got?
Posted by: Sterling Archer at March 30, 2015 04:23 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2015 04:24 PM (L0Te/)
If you are Israel would you rather have nation states ole Saddam's Iraq paying families to martyr their kids in Tel Aviv pizza shops and viable nuke programs or caveman throw backs swinging swords at each other?
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 04:24 PM (xWnvB)
as his first chief of staff a guy whose dad was the right hand man for
David Ben-Gurion? If Obama was really working against Israel it seems
unlikely he would leave himself open like that.
I'm a tad more convinced of Obama's intent by what he is actually doing right now rather than who was the father of one of his first advisors.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 04:24 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 04:24 PM (DL2i+)
BAck in 2011, they were planning a remake of that movie. They specifically reported that they were changing the name of the dog.
Now it's JewBoy.
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 04:25 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:23 PM (A98Xu)
What's your definition of Positive? Depends on the definition of is also.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 04:25 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 04:23 PM (rDqRv)
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Definitely stealing that.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:25 PM (A98Xu)
WTF? Rahm Emanuel's dad is a pediatrician, and a former member of the Irgun.
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 30, 2015 04:25 PM (KnbYp)
Posted by: Princess Running joke at March 30, 2015 04:25 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 04:25 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: toby928(C) anarchist theocrat at March 30, 2015 04:25 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: teej at March 30, 2015 04:26 PM (Cel0r)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 04:26 PM (MMC8r)
as his first chief of staff a guy whose dad was the right hand man for
David Ben-Gurion?
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 04:19 PM (xWnvB)
Shimon Peres is Rahm Emanuel's father????
Shouldn't this be breaking news or something?
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at March 30, 2015 04:26 PM (TOk1P)
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Seriously, I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:26 PM (A98Xu)
By that thinking, we should be running arch-conservative Ron Reagan for president.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 04:27 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 30, 2015 04:27 PM (KnbYp)
as his first chief of staff a guy whose dad was the right hand man for
David Ben-Gurion? If Obama was really working against Israel it seems
unlikely he would leave himself open like that.
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Ok.
Now.... list all of the pro Israel policys and initiatives undertaken by the current administration. bullet pointsform is acceptable. Id be suprised of you could get to two.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2015 04:27 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:28 PM (A98Xu)
And Zeke wants to ration medical treatments given to people younger than 15. Huh.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 04:28 PM (/kI1Q)
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Get laid by Kate Upton?
Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2015 04:28 PM (/HX7u)
Thanks for link. I doubt it was inadvertent. TFG's was leaked too. Someone may have done it on purpose because of him.
Posted by: Carol at March 30, 2015 04:28 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 04:29 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 04:29 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 04:29 PM (xWnvB)
We already built the Library!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton Presidential Library at March 30, 2015 04:29 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 04:29 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower
*golf clap*
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 04:29 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 30, 2015 04:29 PM (ZMbDb)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 04:30 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2015 04:30 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: teej at March 30, 2015 04:26 PM (Cel0r)
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Just can't see him crawling into that well to make his grand entrance.
Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2015 04:30 PM (/HX7u)
Tell him about the Twinkie.
Posted by: Winston Zedemore at March 30, 2015 04:17 PM (RFeQD)
The Twinkie is an extremely unhealthy snack cake manufactured by an evil, union-busting conglomerate. It's light external color--and absolutely white creamy center--is impressing upon people that "white" is "superior," thereby triggering racial strife in people of color. Also, the near cylindrical shape is phallic in nature, thereby raping the consumer upon every bite.
Posted by: Dr. Egon Spengler (new, improved 2015 version) at March 30, 2015 04:31 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 30, 2015 04:32 PM (KnbYp)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 30, 2015 04:29 PM (xWnvB)
In other words, trolls gotta troll.
Next.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 04:32 PM (TOk1P)
The Twinkie is an extremely unhealthy snack cake manufactured by an evil, union-busting conglomerate. It's light external color--and absolutely white creamy center--is impressing upon people that "white" is "superior," thereby triggering racial strife in people of color.
Okay, what about Ding-Dongs?
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 04:32 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 04:32 PM (t43dZ)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 04:33 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 04:33 PM (C278+)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 30, 2015 04:35 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 04:36 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 30, 2015 04:50 PM (39g3+)
For that matter we may now be past the point at which US airpower alone would do the job, what with all the hidden/fortified and remote sites, widespread centrifuge infrastructure, deeper talent pool of Iranian scientists etc.
We (and by "we" I mean the treasonous bastards running this excuse for an Administration) has probably put this to a point at which, barring radical regime change, only (a) boots on the ground or (b) tactical nukes will do the trick.
Which brings me back to the Israelis. At this point, having thoroughly fucked up a situation in which the US and the West could have had the Iranian nuclear program by the economic/technical balls, the most likely scenario, absent and prior to the nuclear annihilation of Israel and possibly one or two European capitals as well, is the pre emptive and entirely necessary use of tactical nukes by the Israelis against Iranian nuclear sites, followed by a general conventional war.
Nice going.
Posted by: NYC Parent, H8 Club Div at March 30, 2015 05:52 PM (HEo6y)
I always give them arm amo"
Yeah, it's totally unpreceden....oh.
Posted by: Lt. Col. Oliver North at March 30, 2015 05:59 PM (amQXf)
A president in open treason.
A Congress that has publicly stated that they will not enforce the law by refusing to impeach.
A
lot of people in law enforcement and the military have sworn oaths to
protect this country, and are not fulfilling those oaths."
That would be the reason behind the saying: "If you take the King's shilling, you're the King's man."
Posted by: Lt. Col. Oliver North at March 30, 2015 06:01 PM (amQXf)
Smiling proud and young
Smoking hemp, and snorting lines
And reeking of cow dung
There was never a tear in his blue eyes
Both dull and glazed were they
And young Barack Obama goes to lie
In the Rose Garden today
When he last stepped up that street
Smiling, prick in hand
Behind him minced in glum array
A craven, cowardly band
For America, for America
Boehner lept out of the fray
As young Barack Obama goes to lie
In the Rose Garden today
See the host of old white men
Dismayed with faces wan
From Ohio and Florida
They want our borders banned
They promise vengeance with *their* lies
But no fucks, no fucks give they
As young Barack Obama goes to lie
In the Rose Garden today
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