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Another Open Thread

Sorry I'm a little tired today and obviously I'm dragging here.

I'll put this one up then try to do some work.

Posted by: Ace at 01:29 PM




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1 FIST

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 30, 2015 01:29 PM (7RXcs)

2 OF

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 30, 2015 01:29 PM (7RXcs)

3 FURY

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 30, 2015 01:29 PM (7RXcs)

4 sweet

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 30, 2015 01:30 PM (7RXcs)

5 'bout time! But, ya know.. that content is worth it!

Just kiddin', Ace.. everyone is a bit slow on a Monday...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2015 01:30 PM (so+oy)

6 Pants optional today?

Posted by: fb at March 30, 2015 01:30 PM (JVEmw)

7 Feel better. I was at the docs today they ruled out Steph throat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 01:31 PM (oNvyP)

8
No fisting here bub....

Posted by: NSA Gate Guard at March 30, 2015 01:31 PM (NaV4z)

9 Let's talk more about Jeb Bush getting votes from republicans because of their "hunger to win."

hahahahahahahahahahah

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:31 PM (A98Xu)

10 *uploads Ghost's GPS coordinates to the M-109 battery*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 01:31 PM (l3Sh0)

11 The NSA has issued a chartreuse alert.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 01:31 PM (b4JMJ)

12 Don't apologize, Ace, no one takes a lull in content personally do they?

Posted by: pashmr at March 30, 2015 01:31 PM (3aNC4)

13 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 01:32 PM (XSv8e)

14 There is no way to tell if I am wearing pants or not.

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at March 30, 2015 01:32 PM (cgxNI)

15 There is a story of two dudes dressed as chicks trying to get into Ft. Meade and one getting shot - the blogging opportunities that are being missed, the awful jokes that will not told, the dry witticisms that lie unsaid.


*shakes head*

Tragic, just tragic.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2015 01:32 PM (hLRSq)

16 Feel better. I was at the docs today they ruled out Steph throat



Never go down on Stephanie.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 01:32 PM (XSv8e)

17 Pants are for closers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 01:33 PM (b4JMJ)

18 (x) New Thread Smell.

( ) Old Barrel Smell.

(XXX) Val-U-Rite Bourbon Smell.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2015 01:33 PM (FQhCd)

19 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 30, 2015 01:33 PM (ylqMq)

20 I have a hunger to nominate a candidate who isn't a mushy puke.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:33 PM (A98Xu)

21 Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at March 30, 2015 01:32 PM

On the interwebs, we're all pantsless.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2015 01:33 PM (h4vJk)

22 9 Let's talk more about Jeb Bush getting votes from republicans because of their "hunger to win."

hahahahahahahahahahah

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:31 PM (A98Xu)

Hunger & Jeb Bush in the same sentence. Haha.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 01:33 PM (oNvyP)

23 15 Why didn't they just sign up?

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2015 01:33 PM (KETbL)

24 just did my son's taxes.....he doesn't owe any because he didn't earn enough to owe any.....but i'm irritated he is getting back money from the fed state. his employer did not withhold for the fed.....so it's not they took his money during the year only to give it back...i'm irritated that he is actually getting money back for nothing......he is getting what was paid to the state from his check that's fine....again...he didn't make enough to pay any tax.....but they are going to give him additional funds back just because.....this is stupid.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 01:33 PM (u8GsB)

25 Sorry I'm a little tired today and obviously I'm dragging here.

I'll put this one up then try to do some work.


Threadwinner!

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2015 01:34 PM (K4YiS)

26 There is a story of two dudes dressed as chicks trying to get into Ft. Meade and one getting shot - the blogging opportunities that are being missed, the awful jokes that will not told, the dry witticisms that lie unsaid.



The "bloggers" can just mine the last thread.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 01:34 PM (XSv8e)

27 Steph Throat? I saw that movie I think...actually a friend watched it and told me about it.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 30, 2015 01:34 PM (7RXcs)

28 There is no way to tell if I am wearing pants or not.

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at March 30, 2015 01:32 PM (cgxNI)


Sure you can - are you feeling a little 'breezy' in a sensitive area?

Then sans trousers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2015 01:34 PM (hLRSq)

29 I was told there'd be fruit.

Posted by: Tripod at March 30, 2015 01:34 PM (bUmSq)

30 awesome ghost.....glad you didn't get interrupted!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 01:34 PM (u8GsB)

31 TFG supported Boko Haram ups the carnage and begins using chainsaws.

---------

Less than 3 weeks after pledging their allegiance to the Islamic State (aka ISIS/ISIL), the terror group Boko Haram has already stepped up their operations in Nigeria to horrific levels.

As the country of Nigeria took to the polls to vote in national elections today, 23 people were decapitated by chainsaw and/or burned to death in the north-eastern village of Baruta.

http://tinyurl.com/qaxpc49

(No images at link)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 30, 2015 01:34 PM (fWAjv)

32 Not been to Ft. Meade in a very long time. But considering there was a major highway that ran through the base...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 01:34 PM (l3Sh0)

33 "The NSA has issued a chartreuse alert."



Please, God, don't let it get to taupe.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 01:35 PM (LA7Cm)

34 A movie review as short as a trannie terrorists skirt.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 01:35 PM (Spluw)

35
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2015 01:33 PM (h4vJk)
You can't be certain.

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at March 30, 2015 01:35 PM (cgxNI)

36 Didn't the Green Goblin turn tranny in Boondock Saints? I'd bet there isn't a role in Hollywood Defoe would turn down.

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2015 01:35 PM (UzPAd)

37 Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 01:33 PM (u8GsB)

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And didn't they have the balls to call it the "earned income" somethingorother?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:35 PM (A98Xu)

38 Pheonixgirl. Have your son write a check to Teh Horde, c/o Sunk New Dawn, and I'll see that it buys plenty of Val-U-Rite.

Fair share, and all that, dontchaknow.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2015 01:35 PM (FQhCd)

39 I was told there'd be fruit.
Posted by: Tripod at March 30, 2015 01:34 PM


Those who are late do not get fruit cup.

Posted by: Nurse Diesel at March 30, 2015 01:35 PM (h4vJk)

40 "The NSA has issued a chartreuse alert."


Please, God, don't let it get to taupe.



Plaid.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 01:35 PM (XSv8e)

41 Frozen Pineapples Sideways.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 01:35 PM (b4JMJ)

42
WE'RE AT CONDITION MAGENTA...... REPEAT...... WE'RE AT CONDITION MAGENTA!!!

Posted by: NSA Gate Guard at March 30, 2015 01:36 PM (NaV4z)

43 "The NSA has issued a chartreuse alert."







Please, God, don't let it get to taupe.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 01:35 PM (LA7Cm)

Or the dreaded lavender

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2015 01:36 PM (wtvvX)

44 >>he didn't make enough to pay any tax.....but they are going to give him additional funds back just because.....this is stupid.....

Perhaps they are giving him some of mine. Finished my taxes over the weekend, well my accountant did, and boy howdy is this going to be painful.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 01:36 PM (g1DWB)

45 And didn't they have the balls to call it the "earned income" somethingorother?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:35 PM (A98Xu)

it was the earned income thing....which is still ridiculous....imho.....this code needs to be fixed.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 01:37 PM (u8GsB)

46 When I type ellipses in my comments, Pixy says, "NOPE!!!!!!"

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:37 PM (A98Xu)

47 Is this supposed to be some modern art bullshit where the art is that there's no art?

Posted by: That'll be $500K at March 30, 2015 01:37 PM (bUmSq)

48 I was told there'd be fruit.
Posted by: Tripod


Those who are late do not get fruit cup.
Posted by: Nurse Diesel



Those who are late get slighty used pudding cups.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 01:37 PM (XSv8e)

49 Operation Paisley Pantsless - the Penetration of the NSA.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2015 01:37 PM (hLRSq)

50 So what kinda car were the trannies driving? And how far did they get? How fast were they going?

Its a little like when somebody gets shot but they live. I'm all like, what caliber was the bullet? What kind of gun? Mostly because I don't want to buy a proven loser.

Srsly, if I ever dress up like a girl and want to ram some security gate, I want to succeed, ya know? I wanna stand on the roof arm upraised looking like Kurt Russell in Goldie Hawn's wig and dress.... taking a fkn selfie while the bldg burns

ok I'll stop now

Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 30, 2015 01:38 PM (3ZtZW)

51 33 "The NSA has issued a chartreuse alert."

Please, God, don't let it get to taupe.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at

Cultured Morons. Awesome, f*cking awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 01:38 PM (oNvyP)

52 Shit, my ass hurts!

Posted by: maddogg's nutless cat at March 30, 2015 01:38 PM (xWW96)

53 Those who are late get slighty used pudding cups.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 01:37 PM (XSv8e)


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hahaha----gross

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:38 PM (A98Xu)

54 "The NSA has issued a chartreuse alert." Please, God, don't let it get to taupe. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 01:35 PM (LA7Cm) Or the dreaded lavender

If they crashed in a van, would the alert level be........"burnt sienna"?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 01:38 PM (Spluw)

55 There is no way to tell if I am wearing pants or not.

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg


You'll know when the cat jumps in your lap.

Posted by: Schrödinger at March 30, 2015 01:38 PM (DL2i+)

56
re: New Content

We could do an old-timey barn-raising like in Witness and do it ourselves:

https://youtu.be/a7kLSk9-TRg

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 30, 2015 01:38 PM (kdS6q)

57 Repost from dead thread.


OK did I say this a week ago? Pilot was ghey and his girl friend left
him because she found out. It's been reported she is pregnant with his
kid.



Germanwings Alps disaster: Co-pilot Andreas Lubitz trawled suicide and gay websites before crash




From International Business Times




http://tinyurl.com/nzsyyrk

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 01:39 PM (0FSuD)

58 Fresh!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 01:39 PM (TLTHv)

59 Threat Condition: Bone.

Posted by: thomas j ridge at March 30, 2015 01:39 PM (ylqMq)

60 .this is stupid.....


Posted by: phoenixgirl


Welcome to a redistributive "progressive" tax code!

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 30, 2015 01:39 PM (/Ho8c)

61 This should warm movie going Moron's cold dark heart shaped spaces.

Kingsman in 7th week of release earned $3,050,000.

Meanwhile Sean 'Sippy Cup' Penn's The Gunman in just the 2nd week of release earned a measly $2,045,000.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 01:39 PM (rSBBR)

62 Wasn't Steph Throat an 80s porn star?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 30, 2015 01:40 PM (7ObY1)

63 Platinum subscription ain't what it used to be!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 30, 2015 01:40 PM (KZBSl)

64 >>> Sorry I'm a little tired today and obviously I'm dragging here. I'll put this one up then try to do some work.


Take the rest of the day off Ace, you've earned it!!

Posted by: That commenter that tells Ace to take the rest of the day off at March 30, 2015 01:40 PM (yRwC8)

65 jim

i'll have to sit him down and explain how even though he is getting this money....he did nothing to earn it and he's actually on the gov't tit......that his parents and all other actually tax payers are footing the bill for.......his 20 yr old self is going to be quite pleased with his "windfall"......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 01:40 PM (u8GsB)

66 Pants optional today?

Everyday, right?

Or the dreaded lavender

Indiana's been at Code Lavender for a few days now. *grump*

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 01:40 PM (/kI1Q)

67
OK did I say this a week ago? Pilot was ghey and his girl friend left
him because she found out. It's been reported she is pregnant with his
kid.


If she was preggers with his kid, he was bi, not ghey.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 30, 2015 01:41 PM (7ObY1)

68 Afternoon, Horde! It's another glorious Monday at the office!

Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Pantsless Porcupine at March 30, 2015 01:41 PM (k8xvx)

69 Perhaps they are giving him some of mine. Finished my taxes over the weekend, well my accountant did, and boy howdy is this going to be painful.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30

That sucks. However, you forgot that Moo pays more in taxes in one day than you do In one year

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 01:41 PM (oNvyP)

70 >>We could do an old-timey barn-raising like in Witness and do it ourselves:

Pretty sure ours would go more like this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mui-6Jfxdho&spfreload=10

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 01:41 PM (g1DWB)

71 Ace, take a vacation man. You need a recharge.

Posted by: Brisco_County at March 30, 2015 01:41 PM (TY5tw)

72 Threat Condition: Bone.
Posted by: thomas j ridge



We are at Defcon Boned.
Repeat, Defcon Boned.

The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 01:41 PM (XSv8e)

73 I couldn't understand if Kingsman was making fun of the Global Warming dolts by making them so strident or if it was an actual film about how badly action needs to be taken on Global Warming.

?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:41 PM (A98Xu)

74 I can see the Left's response now: Homophobia killed 150 people.

Daily Mail Online @MailOnline
Killer Germanwings co-pilot was trawling gay porn websites before doomed flight dailym.ai/19Avi92

The killer co-pilot who deliberately crashed his Germanwings plane into the French Alps killing 150 people had been treated for 'suicidal tendencies' several years before becoming a pilot and trawled gay porn websites in the days before his death, it has been revealed.

Mistakenly under the belief that he was losing his eyesight and would lose his job as a result, Andreas Lubitz also spent time visiting websites related to suicide, a Dusseldorf police source said.

The killer pilot had reportedly been living 'on the edge' because he feared his deteriorating vision, possibly due to a detached retina, would cost him his pilot's licence. But investigators now believe his condition was simply a nervous, psychosomatic disorder and not physical at all.
...
Lubitz was reportedly the subject of gossip about his sexuality after a brief spell working as a flight attendant, and was nicknamed 'Tomato Andy' - a gay slur based on the fact that although many people believe tomatoes to be vegetables, they are actually fruits.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 01:41 PM (ZPrif)

75 please tell me it was a tranny that died........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 01:41 PM (u8GsB)

76 it was the earned income thing....which is still ridiculous....imho.....

I didn't realize people could collect that without bastard children. They always present it as "support for working families." (Yes, I know the phrase "working families" is pinko code for "handouts", but a childless male isn't the "family" they use in their propaganda...)

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 01:42 PM (/kI1Q)

77 Perhaps they are giving him some of mine. Finished my taxes over the weekend, well my accountant did, and boy howdy is this going to be painful.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 01:36 PM (g1DWB)


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Did my taxes over the weekend too. I must be approximating pretty good because I more or less broke even on what's being withheld on my paychecks.

Still, that box that shows fed income taxes paid made me wonder why I keep working.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2015 01:42 PM (/HX7u)

78 "The NSA has issued a chartreuse alert." Please, God, don't let it get to taupe.


Never go full plaid...

Posted by: Lone Starr at March 30, 2015 01:42 PM (yRwC8)

79 Somebody is thinking too hard about an action movie. I can smell the burnt insulation from here.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (rSBBR)

80 Girlfriend, you gotta see this barrel thing they have in the back!

Posted by: Transfats very very no bueno at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (bUmSq)

81 You try to drive an SUV in heels.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (b4JMJ)

82 So the killer pilot was a closeted gay headcase who got upset when people noticed he was a closeted gay?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (ZPrif)

83 Sorry I'm a little tired today and obviously I'm dragging here.


Sounds like the Ace-man has been doing the late night dirty phone deed with that khaki-wearing insurance dude named Jake.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (08Znv)

84
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 01:33 PM

--

EITC. This negative income tax is why amnesty is going to cost trillions. Trillions on top of the hundreds of trillions that already can't be paid back.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (dquK7)

85 If she was preggers with his kid, he was bi, not ghey.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 30, 2015 01:41 PM (7ObY1)

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Nope, conflicted.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (A98Xu)

86 >>please tell me it was a tranny that died.......

I heard it was the radiator that overheated but the investigation is still early.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (g1DWB)

87 Trannies can join the army now.Corporal Klinger hardest hit.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (KETbL)

88 Picked up from the main page sidebar on the links about Apple's CEO bitching about Indiana's supposed "anti-gay" laws, while simultaneously opening up Apple retailing in Saudi freaking Arabia.

This is of a piece with other Silicon Valley CEOs supporting Obama's calls for "higher taxes on the 1%", while personally resorting to every sleazy tax dodge available, both on their companies' books and on their own personal returns.

And similarly of a piece with Valley executives sanctimoniously intoning that "global warming is a planetary emergency" and consulting with Al Gore, while hopping aboard their private jets to do lunch on the opposite coast.

And, sadly, also of a piece with SV companies pouring money into the coffers of the Democratic Party, a party which endorses strict "disparate impact" standards for determining racial bias in hiring and promotion, while at the same time those same damn companies dramatically under-hire among blacks and Hispanics.

Getting awfully tired of these whining prima donnas. In their own way they've become even worse and more hypocritical than even the Hollyweird crowd.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (noWW6)

89 OK did I say this a week ago? Pilot was ghey and his girl friend left him because she found out. It's been reported she is pregnant with his kid. If she was preggers with his kid, he was bi, not ghey.
Posted by: Citizen X

Or he was using a temporary landing strip.......

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (Spluw)

90 So I'm reading an article about Hechler ampersand Koch being in trouble. Heavy debts, management infighting, and now they're saying that the G36 doesn't shoot straight.

(Says less accurate than competitive rifles at high temperatures and high barrel temperatures).

But they've been standard issue in the Bundeswehr since 1996. Are they just now noticing they can't shoot straight?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 01:44 PM (JtwS4)

91 What fresh new hell is the FAA going to impose on us to deal with suicidal pilots? Eh, I'm retired, not my problem anymore.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 30, 2015 01:44 PM (zauWW)

92 >>>>please tell me it was a tranny that died........

No no they just had it serviced

Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 30, 2015 01:44 PM (3ZtZW)

93 hr

i thought i read the instructions......let me go back.....i fucking hate doing taxes......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 01:44 PM (u8GsB)

94 59 Threat Condition: Bone.

I used to love this series, but the quality went downhill after volume 13. Not enough ball shots.

Posted by: Barry O. at March 30, 2015 01:44 PM (nllJH)

95 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (rSBBR)

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So you don't think they were laying it on thick? I could barely watch the leg slicing lady through the global warming smog.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:44 PM (A98Xu)

96 Also, if any of you have Sirus radio go to TSS Radio sales, they are selling refurb SL2 portable radios.



This the only portable that you can use the web to listen to XM without paying them a web fee. It also can record music right off the channel. All in all it's the best potable XM radio. I have two, just ordered another one



http://tinyurl.com/epe2q Go to deals.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 01:44 PM (0FSuD)

97 Pay your taxes serfs.

How else is TFG gonna pay for his Kenya trip in July.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 30, 2015 01:45 PM (fWAjv)

98 OK did I say this a week ago? Pilot was ghey and his girl friend left him because she found out.


So a drama queen?

Posted by: LizLem, hauled off to the camps for insensitivity and drinking H8erade at March 30, 2015 01:46 PM (yRwC8)

99 How else is TFG gonna pay for his Kenya trip in July.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 30, 2015 01:45 PM (fWAjv)

His stash.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 01:46 PM (C278+)

100 What's the sex trade like in Kenya.

Asking for a DEA friend.

Maybe

Posted by: USSS Agent Smith at March 30, 2015 01:46 PM (fWAjv)

101 "But they've been standard issue in the Bundeswehr since 1996. Are they just now noticing they can't shoot straight?"

I suspect that the mid-Nineties was around the last era that the BW infantry actually were getting any regular range time.

They've become a parade ground force, little more.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 01:46 PM (noWW6)

102 Eh, I'm retired, not my problem anymore.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 30, 2015 01:44 PM (zauWW)


If you see any large shadows suddenly appearing, it is now your problem.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2015 01:47 PM (hLRSq)

103 Still, that box that shows fed income taxes paid made me wonder why I keep working.

Same reason I am: People who hate us need their free shit.

phoenixgirl: Oh, I'm not suggesting you did it wrong, I'm just noting that proggs and fascists always lie about E[sic]ITC like reducing it will take food out of infants' mouths, when clearly that's not the case (plus, the infants have WIC and SNAP, so why do they need cash handouts)?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 01:47 PM (/kI1Q)

104 Getting awfully tired of these whining prima donnas. In their own way they've become even worse and more hypocritical than even the Hollyweird crowd.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (noWW6)

Google, Facebook, all the 2.0 tech companies are filled to the brim at the executive level with libtards

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 01:47 PM (ZdA3v)

105 And his vision problem was psychosomatic.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 01:47 PM (ZPrif)

106 Go to sleep. It's Monday, you're a self-employed American. You are allowed a Monday.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 30, 2015 01:47 PM (S8V5R)

107 "How else is TFG gonna pay for his Kenya trip in July."


Old Home Week, eh?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 01:48 PM (LA7Cm)

108 86 >>please tell me it was a tranny that died.......

I heard it was the radiator that overheated but the investigation is still early.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 01:43 PM (g1DWB)

Golf clap, well played

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 01:48 PM (oNvyP)

109 Kenya? You damn right I can Serfs! Trying to think of where to go next. Bush fucked the world up so bad that there are less and less places for me to go.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at March 30, 2015 01:48 PM (fLKzW)

110 Looks like Tim Cook wants to race Firefox to the bottom.
http://tinyurl.com/p3qhjee

The real story is the epic ignorance and bias of the reporter. Then stay for the anti-christian bigotry and constitutional ignorance in the comments.

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 01:48 PM (9221z)

111 nicknamed 'Tomato Andy' - a gay slur based on the fact that although many people believe tomatoes to be vegetables, they are actually fruits.

I had heard "Tomato Andy" last week, but was unaware of the meaning. That is one clever slur. It does put his "San Francisco Pilgrimage" in new light.

Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2015 01:48 PM (nllJH)

112 OK did I say this a week ago? Pilot was ghey and his girl friend left him because she found out. It's

I'm wondering where the Daily Mail is getting this. I'm reading the krautish press obsessively and haven't seen any of this.

The only interview I'm aware of with the girlfriend is behind a paywall at Bild, so I haven't read that, but I've read everything else.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 01:48 PM (JtwS4)

113 In Tim Cook's America,

War is Peace;
Freedom is Homophobia
And Ignorance is very much Strength

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2015 01:48 PM (78TbK)

114 That sucks. However, you forgot that Moo pays more in taxes in one day than you do In one year
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 01:41 PM (oNvyP)

__________

I pay more in taxes than the average person GROSSES in a year.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (0LHZx)

115 "Golf clap, well played "


Heh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (LA7Cm)

116 "Lubitz was reportedly the subject of gossip about his sexuality after a brief spell working as a flight attendant, and was nicknamed 'Tomato Andy' - a gay slur based on the fact that although many people believe tomatoes to be vegetables, they are actually fruits. "

Great, now we're all going to have to listen to an endless lecture on gay bullying.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (MYCIw)

117 Co-pilot porn? Well obviously he was doing something 'til he went blind...

Pray he won't be declared ghey. That's a protected class, so he won't be responsible. If you're holding Allianz and SwissRe, might be time for a move.

If you were GermanWing, what would you be changing your name to?
(Don't laugh -- it worked here, with a swamp full of gators to prove it).

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (xq1UY)

118 I thought it meant he was a ginger.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (b4JMJ)

119 Google, Facebook, all the 2.0 tech companies are filled to the brim at the executive level with libtards
***
You know if there was an opposition party it could do well do end the ability of these companies to get rich off of abusing H1Bs...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (78TbK)

120 Yeah, Tomato Andy is kinda clever.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 01:50 PM (ZPrif)

121 Trannies and cocaine.

They took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up at the NSA instead of Capitol Hill.

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2015 01:50 PM (UzPAd)

122 >>Still, that box that shows fed income taxes paid made me wonder why I keep working.

I was down in the Keys fishing for a couple weeks earlier this month and it was incredibly tempting to go all Colonel Kurtz .. sell the house, the kids, the dog, I'm not coming home.

Seems like every other person I met down there was a refugee from the madness and they were living pretty casual. How much does it really cost to buy a couple pairs of shorts, t-shirts and flip flops?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 01:50 PM (g1DWB)

123 This is why the Banana Splits each had their own Buggie. Harder to shoot. Also why they practiced laying down on the hood, doing handstands, driving in figure eights, and other skilled maneuvers.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 30, 2015 01:50 PM (IpCMM)

124 "nicknamed 'Tomato Andy' - a gay slur based on the fact that although many people believe tomatoes to be vegetables, they are actually fruits. "


Never heard that before. Now I know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 01:50 PM (LA7Cm)

125 I suggest you go watch Moonraker where Drax wanted to kill off the world for his 'beautiful people' or maybe Stromburg wanting to nuke the world in The Spy Who Loved Me. The writers found a trope no one else was using and gave it to their villain.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 01:50 PM (rSBBR)

126 Gay Bullying Kills 150 In Plane Crash!

Posted by: ProgMedia at March 30, 2015 01:50 PM (ZPrif)

127 Mike Pence: The Todd Akin of 2016.

El Partido Stupido strikes again.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:50 PM (0LHZx)

128 If you were GermanWing, what would you be changing your name to?

They had already planned a name change for the fall, to Eurowings, and a change of business from discount to short hop.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 01:51 PM (JtwS4)

129 hr

he isn't 25 so he doesn't get to get the credit!!!!....it doesn't have anything to do with having kids anymore i guess .....he still appears to get it from the state though......but he's been greatly reduced...... good thing i didn't alert him to his almost wealth.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 01:51 PM (u8GsB)

130 Pray he won't be declared ghey. That's a protected class, so he won't be responsible. If you're holding Allianz and SwissRe, might be time for a move.If you were GermanWing, what would you be changing your name to?(Don't laugh -- it worked here, with a swamp full of gators to prove it).
Posted by: Stringer Davis

Dunno, they're probably busy planning a bombing run over Indiana, which should change its name to Saudi Indiana, just to screw with the beautiful people.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 01:51 PM (Spluw)

131 113 In Tim Cook's America,

War is Peace;
Freedom is Homophobia
And Ignorance is very much Strength
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2015 01:48 PM (78TbK)

I call it Oceania

Posted by: Tim Cook at March 30, 2015 01:52 PM (ZdA3v)

132 phoenixgirl: Oh, I'm not suggesting you did it wrong, I'm just noting that proggs and fascists always lie about E[sic]ITC like reducing it will take food out of infants' mouths, when clearly that's not the case (plus, the infants have WIC and SNAP, so why do they need cash handouts)?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 01:47 PM (/kI1Q)

Why are most government welfare recipients such lard asses?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 01:52 PM (oNvyP)

133 Someone already used Luftwaffe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 01:52 PM (b4JMJ)

134 122
I was that way my last trip to Alaska. Not going home, can't make me! Oh, what? Yes dear I'm coming.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 01:52 PM (C278+)

135 Great, now we're all going to have to listen to an endless lecture on gay bullying.
Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (MYCIw)


Did that lecture ever stop?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 01:52 PM (W5DcG)

136 So obviously his co-workers noticed he was gay. He was probably kinda effeminate.

You don't get nicknames like Tomato Andy or Big Gay Steve without giving off some obvious clues.

Posted by: ProgMedia at March 30, 2015 01:52 PM (ZPrif)

137 This Indiana thing is so stupid, it's giving me a headache. Both the opponents and the defenders are wrong about this law. It has nothing, NOTHING to do with cakes, pork, or even gays. Read Malor's breakdown. Or somebody else's if you don't like Gabe.

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at March 30, 2015 01:52 PM (44OyV)

138 >>> The real story is the epic ignorance and bias of the reporter. Then stay for the anti-christian bigotry and constitutional ignorance in the comments.

Just because I used the term "pro-discrimination" in the headline doesn't mean I'm biased!

Posted by: C-Net Reporter, totes not a lefty hack you guys at March 30, 2015 01:52 PM (yRwC8)

139 I pay more in taxes than the average person GROSSES in a year.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (0LHZx)


Pride goeth before a fall.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2015 01:52 PM (zF6Iw)

140
Yeah, Tomato Andy is kinda clever.


In any other context, I'd steal it.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 01:52 PM (/kI1Q)

141 119 Google, Facebook, all the 2.0 tech companies are filled to the brim at the executive level with libtards
***
You know if there was an opposition party it could do well do end the ability of these companies to get rich off of abusing H1Bs...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (78TbK)

and L1Bs

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 01:52 PM (ZdA3v)

142 The anti-Pence stuff is just from anti-Christian bigots.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 01:53 PM (ZPrif)

143 If you were GermanWing, what would you be changing your name to?



DeutschFapper.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 01:53 PM (XSv8e)

144 Anna, Roo?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 30, 2015 01:53 PM (SFpiC)

145 Pray he won't be declared ghey. That's a protected class, so he won't be responsible. If you're holding Allianz and SwissRe, might be time for a move.If you were GermanWing, what would you be changing your name to?(Don't laugh -- it worked here, with a swamp full of gators to prove it).
Posted by: Stringer Davis

As for the swamp reference, that had to be even harder on the families, knowing that not only were their loved ones killed through reckless handling of the oxygen generators, they wound up as food for alligators.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 01:53 PM (Spluw)

146 If she was preggers with his kid, he was bi, not ghey. Posted by: Citizen X at March 30, 2015 01:41 PM (7ObY1)


-----------------------------------------------------


Cis-trans-normative-queer-questioning.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2015 01:53 PM (/HX7u)

147 I pay more in taxes than the average person GROSSES in a year.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (0LHZx)

Moo Moo, if you know how much you paid in taxes, you aren't making shit.

Sounds like you are a piece worker? Lawyer or Plumber?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 01:53 PM (0FSuD)

148 139 I pay more in taxes than the average person GROSSES in a year.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (0LHZx)

Pride goeth before a fall.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2015 01:52 PM (zF6Iw)

____________

If I believed in the bible that would impress me. I don't, so it doesn't.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:53 PM (0LHZx)

149 @Mr.Moo Moo You're f'ing joking right?

Posted by: JROD at March 30, 2015 01:53 PM (wnwJC)

150 Is it really in Apple's interest for its CEO to become the poster child for the gheystapo movement? Whatever you want to say about Steve Jobs, I don't remember him going around gratuitously injecting himself into social controversies.

Tim Cook has caused my image of Apple to turn around 180 degrees. The guy's a self-indulgent, intolerant asshole.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 01:54 PM (8ZskC)

151 Oh, dear lord, Moo moo.

Do you know anything at all about the history of these sorts of laws in our country? Hint: they're nothing new. They date back to Clinton.

And the gay mafia supported them all until they didn't.

"Oh, we will never force someone to participate in gay marriage."

Bull. Shit.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 01:54 PM (MYCIw)

152 Chappaquiddick? Obama Calls Ted Kennedy A Bridge, Biden Says He Was An Anchor

Pro tip for the White Houses speechwriters Next time you write a speech about Ted Kennedy you should Google Chappaquiddick first.

Weasel Zippers

Will I go to hell if I laugh at that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 01:54 PM (rDqRv)

153 They think I'm just a spud boy looking for a real tomato.

Posted by: Mr. DNA at March 30, 2015 01:54 PM (W5DcG)

154 Moo Moo, if you know how much you paid in taxes, you aren't making shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 01:53 PM (0FSuD)

___________

That may well be the stupidest thing I've ever read. Well in the top 10 anyway.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:54 PM (0LHZx)

155 If I believed in the bible that would impress me. I don't, so it doesn't.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:53 PM (0LHZx)


Wasn't trying to impress you.

Just pointing out that you're a dick.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2015 01:55 PM (zF6Iw)

156 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (0LHZx

Yay! He appears!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 01:55 PM (oNvyP)

157 I pay more in taxes than the average person GROSSES in a year.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (0LHZx)



I pay double that so you can shut up now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 01:55 PM (8ZskC)

158 139 I pay more in taxes than the average person GROSSES in a year.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:49 PM (0LHZx)


You hiring?

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 01:55 PM (9221z)

159 The pot calling the kettle black

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 01:55 PM (rDqRv)

160 When he had to take a break from being a pilot, he was a flight attendant.

Are there any straight male flight attendants?

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2015 01:55 PM (1RmLL)

161 The anti-Pence stuff is just from anti-Christian bigots.

The guy who sits across from me hates the shit out of white people with rural backgrounds (i.e., me). Seems he's not alone.

Only reason I can think of why people are going apeshit over the Indiana law but let Rhode Island and Connecticut pass.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 01:55 PM (/kI1Q)

162 Pharaoh didn't believe either.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 01:55 PM (b4JMJ)

163 >>Chappaquiddick? Obama Calls Ted Kennedy A Bridge, Biden Says He Was An Anchor

And Teddy named his dog Splash.
They're a$$hoes and wouldn't be surprised if this is trolling.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 01:56 PM (TLTHv)

164 @153 excellent obscure Devo reference

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2015 01:56 PM (1RmLL)

165 Only reason I can think of why people are going apeshit over the Indiana law but let Rhode Island and Connecticut pass.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 01:55 PM (/kI1Q)

It's the outrage of the moment, next week it'll be something else...

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 01:56 PM (ZdA3v)

166 So killer pilot had been suicidal for years. Finally he decides to do it and fight back against society. And he spends his last few days having a giant gay porn wankfest.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 01:57 PM (ZPrif)

167 151 Oh, dear lord, Moo moo.

Do you know anything at all about the history of these sorts of laws in our country? Hint: they're nothing new. They date back to Clinton.

And the gay mafia supported them all until they didn't.

"Oh, we will never force someone to participate in gay marriage."

Bull. Shit.
Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 01:54 PM (MYCIw)

____________

Yes I know all about the laws that have stopped persecution of poor Christians for 20 years.

That's not the point. The point is, the GOP is seen by people as the crazy party because of gays and abortion. And stupid shit like this simply reinforces that perception. But it's all cool, right? Lose in 2016 but make a stand against the gays!!

Awesome.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:57 PM (0LHZx)

168 Hint: they're nothing new. They date back to Clinton.


http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/?pid=46124

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 01:57 PM (/kI1Q)

169 The outrage freaks will be outraged by another outrage in a few days, no worries.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:57 PM (A98Xu)

170 I also heard at a conservative lunch that he is a new convert to the Religion of Peace and the MSM refuses to report it.



Could just be wishful thinking.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 01:57 PM (0FSuD)

171 Tim Cook has caused my image of Apple to turn around 180 degrees. The guy's a self-indulgent, intolerant asshole.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 01:54 PM (8ZskC)


Please tell us how you really feel. Don't hold back. This is a safe space.

Cook also builds his products in Ghey Friendly China and has just open a store in that mecca for flamers Saudi Arabia! Hypocrisy thy name is Cook.

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 01:57 PM (9221z)

172
142 The anti-Pence stuff is just from anti-Christian bigots.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 01:53

Moo an anti-christian bigot? Say it ain't so!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 01:57 PM (oNvyP)

173 I hate people who aren't tolerant! They should be imprisoned!

Posted by: The Left at March 30, 2015 01:57 PM (78TbK)

174 Pride goeth before a fall.


Thing is, he's not telling you that the average is based on his home base of Bangladesh.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 01:57 PM (PFy0L)

175 Wasn't trying to impress you.

Just pointing out that you're a dick.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2015 01:55 PM (zF6Iw)

________

Oh. OK.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (0LHZx)

176 It's the outrage of the moment, next week it'll be something else..

Have we forgotten Iran yet?

Posted by: Barack O'Reilly at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (W5DcG)

177 Moo Moo's rich, yo. That's why he has so much free time to troll.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (ZPrif)

178 hr

no, i totally did it wrong......i panic during tax time (my parents were audited when i was little and ended up having to file bankruptcy, a lot of crying and yelling went on it has had a lasting impression......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (u8GsB)

179 >>Only reason I can think of why people are going apeshit over the Indiana law but let Rhode Island and Connecticut pass.

RI and CT are New England blue states, right?

Where's the fun in bashing them when they can bash unpeople in a Jesusland flyover state?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (TLTHv)

180 Lose in 2016 but make a stand against the gays!!

--------


That wasn't the point at all. You're working backwards.

It's about my right to religious freedom.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (A98Xu)

181 >>> You know if there was an opposition party it could do well do end the ability of these companies to get rich off of abusing H1Bs...

"and L1Bs"

In case it escaped anyone's notice, Obama slammed the throttle wide open on L1 work visas last week. Half of India will shortly be moving here.

A sequel to his having also thrown wide the doors for H-1B visa holders to bring in their entire extended families as permanent residents.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (noWW6)

182 Lynch the Intolerant!!!

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (b4JMJ)

183 Slacker.

Please ace, I don't know how you post so much anyway.

Posted by: prescient11 at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (q5APL)

184 It's the outrage of the moment, next week it'll be something else...

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 01:56 PM (ZdA3v)

Yea, this is all they have till the research comes back on Cruz or someone else announces they're a candidate.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (C278+)

185 @31 As the country of Nigeria took to the polls to vote in national elections today, 23 people were decapitated by chainsaw and/or burned to death in the north-eastern village of Baruta.
----------------------

Can't remember where exactly I saw it (might have been here, in which case I apologize for the duplication), but apparently the Nigerian government and the head of Blackwater have at least considered the idea of a private military force to deal with Boko Haram. Don't know how serious the idea is being taken by the government, but it's an interesting bit of info.

Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (UWFpX)

186 Tomato Andy. I thought the German "gay" name was Detlef. Sort of like American "Bruce."

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (fMQoG)

187 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 01:59 PM (kff5f)

188 The point is, the GOP is seen by people as the crazy party because of
a shitty media that won't fairly cover shit started by people like obama in 2012, who took the Little Sisters of the Poor to court. over abortion.

Posted by:mini Moo

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 01:59 PM (Spluw)

189 All of the plane news crazy is making me want to marathon episodes of Cabin Pressure again. BBC radio production starring Benedict Cumberbatch (started it before he was famous), about a budget airline and the wacky hijinks of its crew. Wrapped up last year, boo. I highly recommend it!

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 01:59 PM (yRwC8)

190 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 01:59 PM (kff5f)

191 SO.

Hard Eight BBQ.
Not bad, but *not* worth $15.50/lb.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 01:59 PM (kff5f)

192

Awesome.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:57 PM (0LHZx)

But you loved Bill. Don't you have a thrill up,your shriveled dick for Hillary?.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 01:59 PM (oNvyP)

193 There's no evidence for the German pilot is a muzzie rumor.

The closeted gay rumor has now been confirmed by investigators looking through his internet history.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 01:59 PM (ZPrif)

194 To re-debunk the Lubitz was a convert:

OK, I went to gateway pundit. Their story is sourced by a Michael Mannheimer of PI-News. (btw, Mannheimer is the alias of Karl-Michael Merkle).PI (Politically Incorrect) News is basically a hate sight, backed by neo-nazis. http://bit.ly/1bBk8Tf (Krautish article about PI written before the plane crash). Gateway Pundit is basically sourcing the story from the German version of Stormfront.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 02:00 PM (JtwS4)

195 Moo Moo....
May I touch the hem of your robe?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2015 02:00 PM (WxYKp)

196 If your time were so valuable you wouldn't waste it here.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:00 PM (b4JMJ)

197 Tomato Andy. I thought the German "gay" name was Detlef. Sort of like American "Bruce."


Deiter und Sprockets.

Want to touch my monkey?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 02:00 PM (t43dZ)

198 Ace we can play amongst ourselves.. take it easy today.

Posted by: jewells45has a secret at March 30, 2015 02:00 PM (l/N7H)

199 Hard Eight BBQ.
Not bad, but *not* worth $15.50/lb.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 01:59 PM (kff5f)

----

Totally agree. Don't get the full house there at all.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:00 PM (A98Xu)

200 190 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 01:59 PM (kff5f)

Carthago delenda est

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (ZdA3v)

201
That may well be the stupidest thing I've ever read. Well in the top 10 anyway.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 01:54 PM (0LHZx)

Lamar Hunt was asked at a congressional hearing how much he was worth. He replied son if you know, your not worth much.
Same point each year my account does my taxes and we have no idea what I paid or will pay for about a year or so.
Like I said your a piece worker.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (0FSuD)

202 It's about my right to religious freedom.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (A98Xu)

________

Bullshit religious freedom. So if I invent a religion that says I am entitled to pay no income tax, hey presto, I don't have to pay any income tax. Now where's my How To Create A Religion in 21 Days book?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (0LHZx)

203 Thing is, he's not telling you that the average is based on his home base of Bangladesh.
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 01:57 PM (PFy0L)


Oh well fuck it then. Hell even Ace could be a king there

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (9221z)

204 An Ace article I could actually get all the way through before the AADD kicked in! Well, almost all the way through.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what attention defi.. at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (wwx67)

205 Carthago delenda est

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (ZdA3v)


MFM delenda est.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (kff5f)

206 I notice that Moo Moo is always talking about how much he paid in taxes. Not how much he owed, just how much he paid.

Posted by: Really Bad at Maths at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (Q819Q)

207 >>... but apparently the Nigerian government and the head of Blackwater have
at least considered the idea of a private military force to deal with
Boko Haram.


Interesting. Just read on Instapundit over the weekend the the prince(?) in Abu Dabi has hired 800 Blackwater employees to protect the UAE from terrorists attacks, help guard their borders.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (TLTHv)

208 Jim (Gateway Pundit) Hoft has pretty much jumped the shark.

First, Darren Wilson's non-existent fractured eye socket, now this.

2 bad strikes like that, you're off my daily read list.



Posted by: Citizen X at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (7ObY1)

209 In case it escaped anyone's notice, Obama slammed the throttle wide open on L1 work visas last week. Half of India will shortly be moving here.

A sequel to his having also thrown wide the doors for H-1B visa holders to bring in their entire extended families as permanent residents.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (noWW6)

13% of the white collar jobs are now held by illegals

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:02 PM (ZdA3v)

210 Lamar Hunt was asked at a congressional hearing how much he was worth. He replied son if you know, your not worth much.
Same point each year my account does my taxes and we have no idea what I paid or will pay for about a year or so.
Like I said your a piece worker.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (0FSuD)

___________

If you have no idea how much you pay in taxes, you're stupider than I thought.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:02 PM (0LHZx)

211 >>> Tim Cook has caused my image of Apple to turn around 180 degrees. The guy's a self-indulgent, intolerant asshole.


Wait, you're saying I wasn't?!?! Glad the turtleneck fooled you.

Posted by: Zombie Steve Jobs at March 30, 2015 02:02 PM (yRwC8)

212 Totally agree. Don't get the full house there at all.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:00 PM (A98Xu)


Yeah. We went for a farewell lunch for a cow-orker who is moving to Minnesota. I'd druther have Rail Head- which is cheaper, to boot.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:02 PM (kff5f)

213 Hard Eight BBQ.
Not bad, but *not* worth $15.50/lb.



They must have went down hill. They used to be good.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 02:02 PM (t43dZ)

214 OK who broke the blog, my comments keep hanging up. IRS looking for Moo Moo?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:02 PM (0FSuD)

215 Just a friendly reminder, it doesn't matter what conservatives do, whether it's something you agree with or not, the left media is going to make it a "bad" thing.

We cannot win on the media front.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:03 PM (A98Xu)

216 "And stupid shit like this simply reinforces that perception. But it's all cool, right? Lose in 2016 but make a stand against the gays!"

Your level of understanding about cause and effect is lower than my 6 year old's.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:03 PM (MYCIw)

217 @150 Is it really in Apple's interest for its CEO to become the poster child for the gheystapo movement?
----------------------

It's the modern version of noblesse oblige.

Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 02:03 PM (UWFpX)

218 >>If you have no idea how much you pay in taxes, you're stupider than I thought.

You're a ray of sunshine on a gloomy, tranny Monday.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 02:03 PM (g1DWB)

219 Bullshit what matters to anyone else. So if I invent a strawman that ignores the zero likelihood of a gay 'couple' trying to rent out a nation of Islam restaurant (and surviving ) that's not okay!?!

Posted by: mini moo

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 02:03 PM (Spluw)

220 >>>Sort of like American "Bruce."

You got me runnin' goin' out of my mind,You got me thinkin' that I'm wastin' my time.Don't bring me down,no no no no no,I'll tell you once more before I get off the AlpsDon't bring me down.

Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 30, 2015 02:03 PM (3ZtZW)

221 Roo is still missing. Called the vet and no one has reported finding a lost cat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:03 PM (rSBBR)

222 "Tim Cook has caused my image of Apple to turn around 180 degrees."

I found Apple and their customer base of socially insecure fashionistas and obsessive fanbois to be quite annoying even before Cook took over at the helm.

Not least Apple's so-called "innovative technology" that consists overwhelmingly of stealing other people's prior art, and presenting quite obvious and minor refinements as massive supergenius-level advancements.

We're talking here about a company that actually attempted to federally patent screen icons with smoothed rounded edges. Not making this up.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 02:03 PM (noWW6)

223 All intolerant people should be killed.....and dismembered.

Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 30, 2015 02:04 PM (fLKzW)

224 202 It's about my right to religious freedom.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 01:58 PM (A98Xu)

________

Bullshit religious freedom. So if I invent a religion that says I am entitled to pay no income tax, hey presto, I don't have to pay any income tax. Now where's my How To Create A Religion in 21 Days book?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (0LHZx)

It law states the Fed/State needs a compelling reason to impose on individual freedom, not religious freedom

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:04 PM (ZdA3v)

225 arg sorry

Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at March 30, 2015 02:04 PM (3ZtZW)

226 "
Bullshit religious freedom. So if I invent a religion that says I am entitled to pay no income tax, hey presto, I don't have to pay any income tax. Now where's my How To Create A Religion in 21 Days book?
"

As is your knowledge of the constitution.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:04 PM (MYCIw)

227 phoenixgirl--I hear ya.

I found a box of 1999-2002 tax stuff when I moved and I'm scared to throw it out.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 02:04 PM (/kI1Q)

228 @Mr. Moo Moo History is lost on you isn't it. "Lose in 2016" (???) You have no proof, NONE, nothing to fall back on that So-Cons are the reason for Repub fail. So you have a few Fis-Con marbles rattling around your head if shaken hard enough. Congrats.

Posted by: JROD at March 30, 2015 02:04 PM (wnwJC)

229 13% of the white collar jobs are now held by illegals
Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:02 PM (ZdA3v)


You must be an illegalphobe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 02:04 PM (W5DcG)

230 >>> OK who broke the blog, my comments keep hanging up.

The comments are coming from inside the blog!!!

Posted by: When a Moron Calls at March 30, 2015 02:05 PM (yRwC8)

231 221 Roo is still missing. Called the vet and no one has reported finding a lost cat.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:03 PM (rSBBR)

Sorry. *Burp*

Posted by: wrg500's Dobermann at March 30, 2015 02:05 PM (C278+)

232 Oh no, I'm sorry Anna

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:05 PM (MYCIw)

233 If you have no idea how much you pay in taxes, you're stupider than I thought.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:02 PM (0LHZx)

No Moo Moo I have lots of investments and LLCs that can not figure all their deductions immediately. Ever heard the term deferred income? Probably not.

I am an investor Moo Moo, not a piece worker

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:05 PM (0FSuD)

234 223 All intolerant people should be killed.....and dismembered.
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 30, 2015 02:04 PM (fLKzW)

What no cannibalism?

Posted by: Tamarlane at March 30, 2015 02:05 PM (ZdA3v)

235 Starbucks and Apple: Like two trannies crashing the gate at the NSA.

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2015 02:06 PM (UzPAd)

236 How about a thread to discuss why Bush is a liar and an idiot and how he is doing everything to make our presdent of color look bad with Iran ??????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 30, 2015 02:06 PM (Sd++4)

237 anna


Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 02:06 PM (u8GsB)

238 As is your knowledge of the constitution.
Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:04 PM (MYCIw)

------

Yes.

Just saw that rebuttal comment. Does Moo Moo live in the US?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:06 PM (A98Xu)

239 232 Oh no, I'm sorry Anna
Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:05 PM (MYCIw)

Hope they find you cat!

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:06 PM (ZdA3v)

240 Daily reminder:

moo moo is a troll. All trolls are average joe, and average joe sux cox by choice.

Argue with him at your own risk.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 02:06 PM (TOk1P)

241 228 @Mr. Moo Moo History is lost on you isn't it. "Lose in 2016" (???) You have no proof, NONE, nothing to fall back on that So-Cons are the reason for Repub fail. So you have a few Fis-Con marbles rattling around your head if shaken hard enough. Congrats.
Posted by: JROD at March 30, 2015 02:04 PM (wnwJC)

__________

If nothing else Todd Akin cost the GOP a senate seat. And his fellow SoCon buddy Murdock in Indiana did as well.

Face it. Hating gays and screaming about magic sperm fighting vaginas is not a winning strategy.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:06 PM (0LHZx)

242 This reminds me of the Baron Harkonen squeezing the Fremen..

That said:
all this foil and off with my head
A lot of rope a dope with the Feds...

Posted by: WRP at March 30, 2015 02:07 PM (/WmRg)

243 Wonder if these bumper stickers are found on the Apple CEO's green vehicle?

http://tinyurl.com/pmw82k9

Should I also point out again that green is the holy color of Islam.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:07 PM (rSBBR)

244 Does Moo Moo live in the US?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:06 PM (A98Xu)


I'm given to understand that Moo Moo recently moved into an RV & is living on food stamps.

Posted by: Really Bad at Maths at March 30, 2015 02:07 PM (Q819Q)

245 Again, sorry to hear about your kitty woes, Anna. Poor furbaby.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 30, 2015 02:07 PM (/Ho8c)

246 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:02 PM (kff5f)

A person leaving for MN from TX and not vice versa? Weird

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 02:07 PM (oNvyP)

247 G-D I hate that POS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 02:08 PM (rDqRv)

248 Roo is still missing.



Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 02:08 PM (/kI1Q)

249 No Moo Moo I have lots of investments and LLCs that can not figure all their deductions immediately. Ever heard the term deferred income? Probably not.

I am an investor Moo Moo, not a piece worker
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:05 PM (0FSuD)

___________

Doesn't matter who you are or how you earn your money. If you don't know what your tax return says, you're a fool.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:08 PM (0LHZx)

250 Yes, I'm going to encourage my religious leaders to embrace the gay because Moo Moo is sick of our shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:08 PM (A98Xu)

251 >>> OK who broke the blog, my comments keep hanging up.



The comments are coming from inside the blog!!!

Posted by: When a Moron Calls at March 30, 2015 02:05 PM (yRwC


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 02:08 PM (TOk1P)

252 On the one hand, Democrats hate Christianity, White people, and babies.

On the other hand ...

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 30, 2015 02:08 PM (ZPrif)

253 Poo Poo is Teh Ghey? Kind of sounds like it. Teh Gheys, as a group, are pretty well represented in the 1%.

Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 30, 2015 02:08 PM (fLKzW)

254 Face it: open primaries and the ability to shovel money to your opponent in a primary is not a winning combination

fun fact ( voters in MO voted for Romney and against Akin)

Not that mini moos will ever admit that., the POS.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 02:08 PM (Spluw)

255 222 "Tim Cook has caused my image of Apple to turn around 180 degrees."

I found Apple and their customer base of socially insecure fashionistas and obsessive fanbois to be quite annoying even before Cook took over at the helm.

Not least Apple's so-called "innovative technology" that consists overwhelmingly of stealing other people's prior art, and presenting quite obvious and minor refinements as massive supergenius-level advancements.

We're talking here about a company that actually attempted to federally patent screen icons with smoothed rounded edges. Not making this up.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 02:03 PM (noWW6)


And Apple charges up to 3x the price for their components. At work we have Macbook Pros and had to upgrade their ram. Found out the specs and went to Newegg. Apple certified Ram was 3x more expensive than regular ram. The ram had the exact same specs. In fact the only difference was that the Apple certified Ram had an "A" at the end of the sku # and the regular ram didn't. As a note this was a couple of years ago, and price relations may have changed, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (9221z)

256 246 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:02 PM (kff5f)

A person leaving for MN from TX and not vice versa? Weird
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 02:07 PM (oNvyP)

Allah gotta say is I fit in better

Posted by: Aziz at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (ZdA3v)

257 You would think we're all conspiring to come down to his van by the river and slap the cock of of Moo's mouth the way he's carrying on.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (evdj2)

258 *drops wrg500's mutant ugly dog with an aimed shot from the CX-4 Storm*

-- hint hint Dude... that was not at all funny.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (rSBBR)

259 I think just to outSocon everyone, Alabama or Mississippi should pass a bill banning women from even thinking about abortion. Cuz even thinking about a sin is sinful, right? Take that Indiana!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (0LHZx)

260 Atheist is just another word for homosexual.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (b4JMJ)

261 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:06 PM (0LHZx)

Nobody here hates gays. Well, unless you're a faggot, then there's one we hate.

Posted by: Really Bad at Maths at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (Q819Q)

262 >>> Roo is still missing. Called the vet and no one has reported finding a lost cat.


Gahhhhh D: Lost babies are the worst. Hope you get good news soon.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (yRwC8)

263 So we're back in the tidal-pool backwash of how awesome Moo Moo is again?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (MMC8r)

264 I'm sure that mini moo memorized his tax form. A 1040EZ isn't eactly the Book of Kells.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (Spluw)

265 Also, people that talk about how much they make and how much their worth usually don't make the coin they say they do.

Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (fLKzW)

266 >>Face it. Hating gays and screaming about magic sperm fighting vaginas is not a winning strategy.

1) nobody is talking about hating gays. This is a religious freedom issue, not unlike the Hobby Lobby case, which was won and cost Republicans squat.

2) Akin is an idiot and in my time on this blog I have never seen anyone try to defend his idiotic position. His magic sperm goalie was some idiocy that the and he alone supported.

So now you're 0-2. Care to try and go down swinging?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (g1DWB)

267 Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 02:01 PM (TLTHv)

there is a long tradition in the Mid East of using foreign troops to protect the Royal Family...

Think Ottoman Empire and the Janissaries...

This is just the new version... of an old story..

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (qh617)

268 So, Apple sucks.

And while Steve Jobs may have been a jerk, at least he was a jerk who gave a shit about the products. I'll say this - after about a year with Tim Cook at the helm, I've had more crashes and shit with OS X, incompatibility with iTunes and AppleTV, and just plain weird crap than I ever did when Jobs was in charge.

The CEO sets the tone, and Cook has made it clear he's OK with "that'll do, the fans will buy it anyway" engineering while he pursues a SJW agenda.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (PFy0L)

269 They must have went down hill. They used to be good.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 02:02 PM (t43dZ)


No, it was good, don't get me wrong. I happen to like Rail Head better; I know others don't.

But I have yet to find BBQ which is worth $15.00/lb. A little meat and a small side-salad shouldn't set me back $15.00.

I can get ribs and all the fixins at RH (including a drink) for about $12.00. If I go some place like Red, Hot & Blue (their St. Louis dry ribs are really good) I can get a sandwich, ribs, fries, and a drink for about the same.

I guess "over-priced" is really the term. Good- but sticker-shock.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (kff5f)

270 Call Michelle Obama to help with the lost kitty. She will definately help you.........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (Sd++4)

271 Doesn't matter who you are or how you earn your money. If you don't know what your tax return says, you're a fool.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:08 PM (0LHZx)

Or don't give a shit. That's my staff's problem to worry about, piece worker.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (0FSuD)

272 Absolutely nothing about "hating gays". Todd Akin was/is a fool. What do you have to defend the GOPe Repubs that shit the bed and lost seats? Hmmmm?

Posted by: JROD at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (wnwJC)

273 I'm given to understand that Moo Moo recently moved into an began working out of an RV at a Truck Stop & is living on giving handies for food stamps.

Posted by: Fixxed for truthiness at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (WxYKp)

274 I'm mini moo! We should canonize St kermit Gosnell.
Wow, playing with mud pies is fun.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (Spluw)

275 Except Janissaries never had the ROE our troops have to operate under.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:11 PM (rSBBR)

276 Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (g1DWB)

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^^THIS^^

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:11 PM (A98Xu)

277 My new religion says I have a right to have sex with Kate Upton once a week. So she's like causing me religion un-freedom by not complying with my right.

We need a law.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:11 PM (0LHZx)

278 I'm not exactly smelling the tolerant respect for diversity in Mr Cow Plop's posts.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 02:11 PM (/kI1Q)

279 Nobody here hates gays. Well, unless you're a faggot, then there's one we hate.
Posted by: Really Bad at Maths at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (Q819Q)


Wait, so what about Malor?

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 02:11 PM (9221z)

280 I don't need to talk about the money I make..... Hey, anyone want to see my huge Penis? My Sportscar?

Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 30, 2015 02:11 PM (fLKzW)

281 221 Roo is still missing. Called the vet and no one has reported finding a lost cat.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:03 PM (rSBBR)

Prayers still out for you & Roo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 02:12 PM (oNvyP)

282 Moo Moo. Sometimes the float on my toilet hangs. How do you remedy that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:12 PM (b4JMJ)

283 Or don't give a shit. That's my staff's problem to worry about, piece worker.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (0FSuD)

___________

Ok it's official then. You are a fool. At least we agree.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:12 PM (0LHZx)

284 Face it. Hating gays and screaming about magic sperm fighting vaginas is not a winning strategy.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:06 PM (0LHZx)


The Constitution is homophobic!!! ELEVENTY!!!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2015 02:12 PM (zF6Iw)

285 Cook has made it clear he's OK with "that'll do, the fans will buy it anyway" engineering

He's probably right.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 02:12 PM (W5DcG)

286 Roo is still missing. Called the vet and no one has reported finding a lost cat.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:03 PM (rSBBR)


Sorry, I haven't heard the details here. Missing how? Got out of the house and sorta disappeared? More often than not, when a cat does that, they are very nearby. Too timid to come out of hiding, but not necessarily lost. The urge to come back is triggered by what you would expect: hunger. If he/she is hungry enough, you are likely to see your little critter show up as if nothing happened.

I hope that's what it is. Like I said, I haven't heard the story, so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 02:12 PM (TOk1P)

287 >>there is a long tradition in the Mid East of using foreign troops to protect the Royal Family...

Yep. Just looks like Obama is proving to be very profitable for the eeevil Blackwater. Wait---are we still supposed to hate them, or are they like Haliburton - only bad under Bush/Cheney?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 02:12 PM (TLTHv)

288 My new religion hath decreed that Kate Upton be armed with a golf club and a magnifying glass.

The high holy days are a hoot.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 02:12 PM (Spluw)

289 Think Ottoman Empire and the Janissaries...

This is just the new version... of an old story..
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (qh617)

Didn't the Janissaries kick the Muslims out of Eygpt?

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:12 PM (ZdA3v)

290 Wait, so what about Malor?

I'm sticking with lawyer-hate on that one.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 02:12 PM (evdj2)

291 Anna Puma - Hope you find your cat soon!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 02:13 PM (TLTHv)

292 first clue : "just did my son's taxes...."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2015 02:13 PM (so+oy)

293 Sometimes the float on my toilet hangs. How do you remedy that?

Yell at SoCons.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 02:13 PM (W5DcG)

294 A person leaving for MN from TX and not vice versa? Weird
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 02:07 PM (oNvyP)


His wife's asthma is exacerbated by the dry climate here. So they're going back to MN for her health.

He's not actually happy about the move itself. He'd much rather there were some way to make her better and stay here- but she's using her rescue inhaler too much.

Re: Apple- If MS did half the crap that Apple does, there would violence in the streets (metaphorically, at least). But because it's Apple, the hipsters ignore the hypocrisy.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:13 PM (kff5f)

295 I love how the Kennedy Institute dedication was held so close to Palm Sunday!

Palm Sunday weekend 1991 was when Uncle Teddy took out those little Catholic boys (see William Kennedy Smith) for a little holy week drunkeness and sex.

Such nice Catholic boys, those Kennedys.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2015 02:13 PM (iAUf+)

296 268 So, Apple sucks.

And while Steve Jobs may have been a jerk, at least he was a jerk who gave a shit about the products. I'll say this - after about a year with Tim Cook at the helm, I've had more crashes and shit with OS X, incompatibility with iTunes and AppleTV, and just plain weird crap than I ever did when Jobs was in charge.

The CEO sets the tone, and Cook has made it clear he's OK with "that'll do, the fans will buy it anyway" engineering while he pursues a SJW agenda.
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 02:10 PM (PFy0L)


I bootcamped my Mac Book Pro and Windows 8.1 runs much better than Yosemite. I'd put Windows 10 on, but its still in development.

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 02:13 PM (9221z)

297 I didn't do it
*Burp*

Posted by: ALF at March 30, 2015 02:13 PM (WxYKp)

298 279 Nobody here hates gays. Well, unless you're a faggot, then there's one we hate.
Posted by: Really Bad at Maths at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (Q819Q)

Wait, so what about Malor?
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 02:11 PM (9221z)

Exception that proves the rule

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:14 PM (ZdA3v)

299 It could be just the fact that he is an asshole.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:14 PM (b4JMJ)

300 Anna, I'm so sorry about your cat. Prayers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2015 02:14 PM (zF6Iw)

301 I'm sticking with lawyer-hate on that one.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 02:12 PM (evdj2)

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hahahaha-----absolutely. Ghey has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:14 PM (A98Xu)

302 {Roo}
{Anna}

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 30, 2015 02:14 PM (SFpiC)

303 nobody is talking about hating gays. This is a religious freedom issue

The "wedding-cake fascists" (term I stole from GayPatriot) are talking about hating gays. They can't live and let live...they have to continually be the focus of some sort of drama, and if there isn't one they'll make one up.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 02:15 PM (/kI1Q)

304 Herr mini moo,

Regarding your recent application for to be flying our flugzeugen, wir kann nicht agree that you are ze perfect replacement for our recent opening im staffing.

P.S. stay on the verdammte ground.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 02:15 PM (Spluw)

305 So now you're 0-2. Care to try and go down swinging?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30

In the game of slow pitch softball he's already in the dugout.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 02:15 PM (oNvyP)

306 Anna, sorry about the kitty situation. Maybe someone has taking him in and is treating it lovingly.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:15 PM (A98Xu)

307 Wait, so what about Malor?

He's a single-issue SJW and footsoldier for homosexual identity politics. I care not for him.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:15 PM (2Ojst)

308 >>> My new religion hath decreed that Kate Upton be armed with a golf club and a magnifying glass.

Golf club??? On second thought I probably don't want to know, hah!

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 02:15 PM (yRwC8)

309 >>How much does it really cost to buy a couple pairs of shorts, t-shirts and flip flops?

Posted by: JackStraw

The problem is what it costs to live there. Just came back from there as well.

Posted by: Aviator at March 30, 2015 02:15 PM (sQzB6)

310 I bootcamped my Mac Book Pro and Windows 8.1 runs much better than Yosemite. I'd put Windows 10 on, but its still in development.

Good idea - I'm very cheesed that my kid's $250 laptop with Win 8.1 is a more stable platform than my Mac running Yosemite with iTunes and HomeShare.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 02:16 PM (PFy0L)

311 One of my office mates was in Cook's HS cohort. Cook is not too popular in his hometown after the lies he's told everyone about his community.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 02:16 PM (evdj2)

312 >>>Palm Sunday weekend 1991 was when Uncle Teddy took out those little
Catholic boys (see William Kennedy Smith) for a little holy week
drunkeness and sex.<<<

You forgot the alleged rape.

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2015 02:16 PM (UzPAd)

313 307 Wait, so what about Malor?

He's a single-issue SJW and footsoldier for homosexual identity politics. I care not for him.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:15 PM (2Ojst)

__________

BURN THE WITCH!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:16 PM (0LHZx)

314 I usually find that the guy's who brag checkbook do it because they can't brag penis.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:16 PM (MMC8r)

315 I see that Moo has gone full leftard on the Indiana bill. Spoiler alert: The bill has nothing to do with gays.

Thank you.

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at March 30, 2015 02:16 PM (44OyV)

316 So we're back in the tidal-pool backwash of how awesome Moo Moo is again?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:09 PM (MMC8r)


He's convinced me. What else could be the result of a combination of bragging, insults, spite, and bile?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2015 02:16 PM (hLRSq)

317 They signed you bill, now you're a law!

Posted by: Fat Cartoon Politician at March 30, 2015 02:17 PM (44OyV)

318 So we're back in the tidal- cesspool backwash of how awesome Moo Moo is again?

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:17 PM (2Ojst)

319 Sorry Anna.. hope you find your kitty. I had a cat disappear once. Found him about 2 years later in a neighbors back yard. Did I mention we had moved in the meantime? Crazy!!

Posted by: jewells45has a secret at March 30, 2015 02:17 PM (l/N7H)

320 315 I see that Moo has gone full leftard on the Indiana bill. Spoiler alert: The bill has nothing to do with gays.

Thank you.
Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at March 30, 2015 02:16 PM (44OyV)

Homophobe, how dare you argue with facts.

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:17 PM (ZdA3v)

321 I don't think bakers should have to make penis cakes for Atheists. Surely there is a cake decorator somewhere that is a little light in the loafers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:17 PM (b4JMJ)

322
Yeaaah. Don't feed theHQ's pettroll. It's cute but its farts are something awful to smell.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Pantsless Porcupine at March 30, 2015 02:17 PM (k8xvx)

323 Good idea - I'm very cheesed that my kid's $250 laptop with Win 8.1 is a more stable platform than my Mac running Yosemite with iTunes and HomeShare.
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 02:16 PM (PFy0L)


Just be warned that apple won't release an Intel video driver for Windows, so you'll run off the Nvidia chip in Windows, and that can be a battery suck. There maybe some driver hacks out there, but I can't speak for that.

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 02:18 PM (9221z)

324 Roo is still missing.

There's lots of find lost cat tips on the toobz.
Apparently they're often stuck or hiding quite close by.

When the outside little black kitteh went missing last August I was amazed how far away neighbors had seen her. She's Gods kitteh now.

Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 02:18 PM (DL2i+)

325 >>The problem is what it costs to live there. Just came back from there as well.

Yea, I picked up every one of those real estate listing sheets I could find. Once you get off the water a block the prices get a lot more reasonable.

I was down around Marathon which I like because there are a lot of services available but some of the smaller Keys had some real bargains. And I can say "You want fries with that" as well as anyone.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 02:19 PM (g1DWB)

326 Ok it's official then. You are a fool. At least we agree.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:12 PM (0LHZx)

OK Moo Moo, you think Mitt Romney knows how much he paid in taxes last year or Zuckerman or Soro?

Piece workers know. I am betting I pay my staff more to look after my taxes that you make in years. I trust they do a good job and they do, I audit them.

Piece worker on turbo tax, be gone.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:19 PM (0FSuD)

327
(Says less accurate than competitive rifles at high temperatures and high barrel temperatures).

But they've been standard issue in the Bundeswehr since 1996. Are they just now noticing they can't shoot straight?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 01:44 PM (JtwS4)









It's been a long-time problem with the G36, IIRC. Not to mention the G36's habit of melting the plastic furniture when used in moderately rapid fire.

Posted by: Zombie Jean Paul Marat at March 30, 2015 02:19 PM (SpnVI)

328 Gays and abortion....the gift that keeps on giving...to Democrats.

The Stupid Party will never fucking learn.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:19 PM (0LHZx)

329 Surely there is a cake decorator somewhere that is a little light in the loafers.


No. Cake decorating is a pretty butch industry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 02:19 PM (8ZskC)

330 Wait, so what about Malor?



He's a single-issue SJW and footsoldier for homosexual identity politics. I care not for him.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:15 PM (2Ojst)


My biggest gripe with Gabe is that he argues dishonestly. He pulls little tricks to try to make his point, and often when he gets pushback, he waits for the one person to make an anti-gay statement, then jumps on that. Ignoring all the legit arguments.
Has nothing to do with gay. Has much more to do with his lawyerlyness.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 02:19 PM (TOk1P)

331 I usually find that the guys who brag checkbook do it because they can't brag penis.

What do you brag if you come up short in both departments?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2015 02:19 PM (zF6Iw)

332 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 02:15 PM (/kI1Q)

This. The only people talking about "Gay hate" are... gays. Or those who align politically with them.

The law is an innocuous religious freedom law. It says their being gay doesn't trump my religious freedom. It won't affect McDonalds, or Steak & Ale, or any such thing.

It will mostly affect (which is to say: protect) people in the wedding industry (since weddings are specifically a religious activity). In some cases, a small restaurant owner might reject a wedding reception (see also: wedding industry) for a gay wedding. But mostly we're talking photographers and wedding cake designers.

And above all of that- regardless of who it protects, regardless of if it "allows discrimination," or anything else:
You have *no Right* to what someone else must produce or provide.

If Conservatives cannot articulate that point, we're doomed.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:20 PM (kff5f)

333 BurtTC, Roo is a very sick cat. 106F temp and his blood work was completely askew. Only good news was no FIV.

Saturday morning, after two days of Doxycycline and me force feeding him watered down baby food in a syrette he was starting to feel better. Actually found the litter box to do his duty was a major improvement in his condition.

Saturday put him out instead of trapping him in house. Be with his litter mates and Mama cat in daylight. Went to a show with some friends. We were going in the hopes a sell. But all tables were filled. When I got home nine hours later, no sign of Roo.

Have crawled under house looking. Front yard. Both sides of road that borders yard. In the brambles. Under and inside shed. Even behind the washer and dryer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:20 PM (rSBBR)

334 Piece worker on turbo tax, be gone.

hey now. At least I know how to work the damned thing.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 02:20 PM (Spluw)

335 331 I usually find that the guys who brag checkbook do it because they can't brag penis.

What do you brag if you come up short in both departments?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2015 02:19 PM (zF6Iw)

The size of your pickup

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:20 PM (ZdA3v)

336 And Malor has a nice breakdown of what the Indiana law actually says and does. Even he, the noted gay SJW, understands that the outrage over the law is nothing but a ginned-up distraction for the LIV's.

It's posted in the sidebar.

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at March 30, 2015 02:20 PM (44OyV)

337 McCain also doesn't do piecework. He has no clue how many houses he owns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:20 PM (b4JMJ)

338 My biggest gripe with Gabe is that he argues dishonestly. He pulls little tricks to try to make his point, and often when he gets pushback, he waits for the one person to make an anti-gay statement, then jumps on that. Ignoring all the legit arguments.
Has nothing to do with gay. Has much more to do with his lawyerlyness.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 02:19 PM (TOk1P)

Those are the SJW-type tactics he uses.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:20 PM (2Ojst)

339 324 Roo is still missing.

There's lots of find lost cat tips on the toobz.
Apparently they're often stuck or hiding quite close by.

When the outside little black kitteh went missing last August I was amazed how far away neighbors had seen her. She's Gods kitteh now.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 02:18 PM (DL2i+)


Our cat went missing one weekend. Ran out when the pizza guy came on Friday. Didn't see him again til 5 AM monday. Seems he got trapped in a neighbor's garage after being mauled by a dog. Got out when the neighbor left for work. He had a full recovery. Don't give up hope!

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 02:21 PM (9221z)

340 Moo-Moo loves my ass now that I've had a sphincter tuck!

So fresh and tight!

Posted by: MUMR at March 30, 2015 02:21 PM (SFpiC)

341 Tim Cook has caused my image of Apple to turn around 180 degrees. The guy's a self-indulgent, intolerant asshole.
_____________________________

Seriously, who writes an article on a subject about which he obviously knows nothing? He could have spent 10 minutes on google and armed himself with a few actual facts about RFRA laws before he publicly exposed himself as such an ignoramus.

If I were an Apple stockholder, I'd be very concerned about this idiot being in charge of my company.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2015 02:21 PM (lmdHn)

342 >>> Gays and abortion....the gift that keeps on giving...to Democrats.

I think you mean "MSM, the gift that keeps on giving." They are the ones spinning RFRA to an incorrect conclusion for the LIV, and getting away with it.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 02:21 PM (yRwC8)

343 OK Moo Moo, you think Mitt Romney knows how much he paid in taxes last year or Zuckerman or Soro?

Piece workers know. I am betting I pay my staff more to look after my taxes that you make in years. I trust they do a good job and they do, I audit them.

Piece worker on turbo tax, be gone.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:19 PM (0FSuD)

____________

Of course they do.

And sure there is deferred income and deductions. But that is irrelevant since every year there is an actual dollar value paid in taxes. Deferred means into the future, it doesn't mean retroactive. The fact you don't understand this explains why you don't have any clue. Chances are your accountant is also robbing you blind.

It doesn't matter if you pay $1 or $100M in taxes. If you don't know what that number is you're a fool.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:21 PM (0LHZx)

344 15 There is a story of two dudes dressed as chicks trying to get into Ft. Meade and one getting shot - the blogging opportunities that are being missed, the awful jokes that will not told, the dry witticisms that lie unsaid.


*shakes head*

Tragic, just tragic.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility

Completing the transgendering portion of the program, one of the guards installed a vagina in the guys face with an M16.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 02:22 PM (kfcYC)

345 Gays and abortion....the gift that keeps on giving...to Democrats.
The Stupid Party will never fucking learn.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:19 PM (0LHZx)


I'm sure your great-great grandpappy was saying the same thing in the 1850s about slavery.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2015 02:22 PM (zF6Iw)

346 I usually find that the guys who brag checkbook do it because they can't brag penis.


What do you brag if you come up short in both departments?



Guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 02:22 PM (t43dZ)

347 What do you brag if you come up short in both departments?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2015 02:19 PM (zF6Iw)


Brains.
Education.
Moral Superiority.
Wife's Breasts.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2015 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

348 What do you brag if you come up short in both departments?

Your golf game.

Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2015 02:22 PM (ZKGnj)

349 We're all stick democrats right?

Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 30, 2015 02:22 PM (fLKzW)

350
Willy Smith plied me with alcohol and when defenseless, raped me beside the pool at the mansion in Palm Beach while Teddy Kennedy and others were on the second floor overlooking the pool. Magically, no one heard my screams when Willy began humping my taco, and testified in the Florida court system about their loss of hearing.

Posted by: Patricia "Blue Blob" Bowman at March 30, 2015 02:23 PM (P330y)

351 Chappaquiddick? Obama Calls Ted Kennedy A Bridge, Biden Says He Was An Anchor



Pro tip for the White Houses speechwriters Next time you write a
speech about Ted Kennedy you should Google Chappaquiddick first.



Weasel Zippers



Will I go to hell if I laugh at that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 01:54 PM (rDqRv)

I hear that the new Kennedy Institute has a lovely reflectng pool. Complete with a true-to-scale Olds Delmont 88.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2015 02:23 PM (wtvvX)

352 If money's on your side, pound the money.

If penis is on your side, pound the penis.

Wait. Wut?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 02:24 PM (JtwS4)

353 testified in the Florida court system about their loss of hearing.
Posted by: Patricia "Blue Blob" Bowman at March 30, 2015 02:23 PM (P330y)

I think Teddy gets *MY* point, now

Posted by: Barbed Cock O' Satan at March 30, 2015 02:24 PM (ZdA3v)

354 NSA guard assists Atheist with gender reassignment surgery.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:24 PM (b4JMJ)

355 Even he, the noted gay SJW, understands that the outrage over the law is nothing but a ginned-up distraction for the LIV's.

-------
Gabe did lay that out honestly.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:24 PM (A98Xu)

356 336 And Malor has a nice breakdown of what the Indiana law actually says and does. Even he, the noted gay SJW, understands that the outrage over the law is nothing but a ginned-up distraction for the LIV's.

It's posted in the sidebar.
Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at March 30, 2015 02:20 PM (44OyV)


Soooo....We can hate Malor, but fuck anyone else if they do? Ok.

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 02:24 PM (9221z)

357 Completing the transgendering portion of the program, one of the guards installed a vagina in the guys face with an M16.


Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 02:22 PM (kfcYC)


You could say he finished transitioning into a new life.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2015 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

358 The size of your pickup
Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015

A bottle of valu-rite that Moo doesn't own a pickup

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 02:24 PM (oNvyP)

359 Your March Madness Brackets.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:25 PM (b4JMJ)

360 BurtTC, Roo is a very sick cat. 106F temp and his blood work was completely askew. Only good news was no FIV.

Saturday
morning, after two days of Doxycycline and me force feeding him watered
down baby food in a syrette he was starting to feel better. Actually
found the litter box to do his duty was a major improvement in his
condition.

Saturday put him out instead of trapping him in house.
Be with his litter mates and Mama cat in daylight. Went to a show with
some friends. We were going in the hopes a sell. But all tables were
filled. When I got home nine hours later, no sign of Roo.

Have
crawled under house looking. Front yard. Both sides of road that borders
yard. In the brambles. Under and inside shed. Even behind the washer
and dryer.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:20 PM (rSBBR)


Ok, the recent illness would have me worried. Hopefully that's not it. Hopefully he was a little disoriented, or otherwise skittish about being outside, and is hiding.

If so, expect him to show up when he is sufficiently hungry. We had one who is not an outside cat, got outside (eh, that would be me, taking her out), she ran under the deck, so I knew where she was the whole time.

Long story short, she went under there on a Friday afternoon, sweltering summer heat, came out Monday night, dirty, but otherwise fine.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 02:25 PM (TOk1P)

361 358 The size of your pickup
Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015

A bottle of valu-rite that Moo doesn't own a pickup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 02:24 PM (oNvyP)

what about one of those old VW Pickups?

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:26 PM (ZdA3v)

362 No, Moo-Moo isn't exactly a troll. I think he's a libertarian/contrarian who occasionally throw up little self aggrandizing quips to see who will respond.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 02:26 PM (DXzRD)

363 No, incorrect, you can hate Malor because he's a lawyer. Anyone can. Here or otherwise.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:26 PM (A98Xu)

364

<Wanders into thread>
*FART* *FART*
<Stays in thread, continues farting>

Posted by: Master FullaBulla at March 30, 2015 02:26 PM (k8xvx)

365 A bottle of valu-rite that Moo doesn't own a pickup

VDBTR

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 02:27 PM (evdj2)

366 The 1979 VW Rabbit pickup is now a collectors item.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:27 PM (rSBBR)

367 Soooo....We can hate Malor, but fuck anyone else if they do? Ok. Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 02:24 PM (9221z)

AoS, the family you never knew you had!

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 02:27 PM (yRwC8)

368
@346
Exactly.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 30, 2015 02:28 PM (k8xvx)

369 Completing the transgendering portion of the program, one of the guards installed a vagina in the guys face with an M16.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 02

Hey, f*ckface

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 02:28 PM (oNvyP)

370 "Soooo....We can hate Malor, but fuck anyone else if they do? Ok."

He is our ungrateful loaf.
And ours alone.

To the rest of the world....he's just Gabe.

Posted by: ALF at March 30, 2015 02:28 PM (WxYKp)

371 The fuck kind of name is "Dannel" anyway?

His parents couldn't spell Daniel?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 30, 2015 02:28 PM (7ObY1)

372 Get off me, you cat munching orange alien sock

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2015 02:28 PM (WxYKp)

373 No, Moo-Moo isn't exactly a troll. I think he's a libertarian/contrarian who occasionally throw up little self aggrandizing quips to see who will respond.

He's writing a romance novel to himself one post at a time.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:28 PM (MMC8r)

374 El Camino with Farm Use Tags?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:28 PM (b4JMJ)

375 @241
The socons are delusional and have now become a cult. They really believe most Americans hate gays and want rapists to be rewarded.

Posted by: SoCons suck at March 30, 2015 02:29 PM (UEpbl)

376 Crap. I just accidentally clicked on a link to a Vox article.

Where's the decontamination station in this place???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2015 02:29 PM (wtvvX)

377 And sure there is deferred income and deductions.
But that is irrelevant since every year there is an actual dollar value
paid in taxes. Deferred means into the future, it doesn't mean
retroactive. The fact you don't understand this explains why you don't
have any clue. Chances are your accountant is also robbing you blind.



It doesn't matter if you pay $1 or $100M in taxes. If you don't know what that number is you're a fool.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:21 PM (0LHZx)

Arguing with an idiot makes you dumber. Your knowledge of finance is simply amazing. Never heard of retroactive deductions against future income. See oil and gas, real estate, swaps, etc. Too lazy to give you much more bitch slapping.


Piece worker be gone.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:29 PM (0FSuD)

378 Hey, Hector's here to be ignored.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:29 PM (MMC8r)

379 No, Moo-Moo isn't exactly a troll.

I beg to differ. What exactly is the difference between Moo Moo and Average Joe?

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 02:30 PM (evdj2)

380 Oh look, our little moo moo has found a friend.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:30 PM (MYCIw)

381 VW bug with the back half cut off and a flatbed welded on?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2015 02:30 PM (4WhSY)

382 Nyah. It's a troll.
http://is.gd/X2wXz5

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 02:30 PM (/kI1Q)

383 376 Crap. I just accidentally clicked on a link to a Vox article.

Where's the decontamination station in this place???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2015 02:29 PM (wtvvX)

See that guy over there with the flamethrower? Right in front of him.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:30 PM (2Ojst)

384 I really want to believe that people I hate really believe something.

I really do NOT want you questioning my dear leader helping Iran obtain a nuclear weapon.

Really

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 02:30 PM (Spluw)

385 AoS, the family you never knew you had!

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 02:27 PM (yRwC



The HQ is like Grandma at Christmas dinner after one too many. Who knows what the fuck she's gonna say. Occasionally it's hilarious.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2015 02:30 PM (gW5Vg)

386 Gabe Malor is the only sane writer on this blog. The rest are Anarchists, Nativists and Theocrats.

Posted by: SoCons suck at March 30, 2015 02:30 PM (UEpbl)

387 366 The 1979 VW Rabbit pickup is now a collectors item.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:27 PM (rSBBR)

Local VW repair shop had a mechanic who immigrated from Germany. Had a mint condition VW Pickup, one the side was the slogan, "When In Doubt, Ask A Kraut"

Wish I would've brought it off of him when he retired.

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:30 PM (ZdA3v)

388 Sorry about your kitteh, Anna. That's why I check my back yard fence every week for unexpected openings. It would kill me if one of them went missing. It's why I don't declaw my cats too. Ya never know.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2015 02:31 PM (/HX7u)

389 Where's the decontamination station in this place???

It's that wooden round thing over there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2015 02:31 PM (4WhSY)

390 Is anyone else having trouble with slow posting or is it my computer?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:31 PM (0FSuD)

391 An '81 Rabbit diesel pickup

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1765442

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:31 PM (rSBBR)

392 390 Is anyone else having trouble with slow posting or is it my computer?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:31 PM (0FSuD)

Nope

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (ZdA3v)

393 Have crawled under house looking.

Try again at dawn + dusk. Watch the other cats, they may know where Roo is. Leave water out?

Holly the now gone kitteh got locked in a utility closet in an apt. bldg. 3 doors down for 5 days a few years back. Got out when the maint. crew re-opened it, Home hungry and tired.. A neighbor had just told the rental office she heard a cat in the walls.

Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (DL2i+)

394
remember the old ford econoline pick ups?

Posted by: kj at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (lKyWE)

395 >>The socons are delusional and have now become a cult. They really believe most Americans hate gays and want rapists to be rewarded.

Well Kennedy did get re-elected time after time to the Senate so I guess rapists do get rewarded in America as long as they are liberals.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (g1DWB)

396 390 I think it's on your end.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (b4JMJ)

397 Are we simultaneously anarchists and theocrats? Because that seems like a plot device in an Ursula Le Guin book.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (MYCIw)

398 Where's the decontamination station in this place???

It's that wooden round thing over there.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2015 02:31 PM (4WhSY)

I said DE-contamination....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (wtvvX)

399 I like Gabe. He's smart. Just don't talk about ghey marriage, etc.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (0FSuD)

400 Hi! I'm Nat. I'm confused.

Posted by: Nativist Anarchist Theocrat (NAT) at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (Spluw)

401 Anna-

I'm sure sorry your furry family member, Roo, is so sick has wandered away. I've been in that position of having to look for cats who've disappeared. It's terrible. I hope that he comes back. I hate too say this, but as I'm sure you know- when they're that sick they often go away because they want to be go off to die in peace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (DXzRD)

402 John Kerry Says Nuclear Deal With Iran is Possible If Allah Wills It

The putz has no shame what so ever

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (rDqRv)

403 OK. Thanks off to do a scan.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 02:33 PM (0FSuD)

404 Oh. Goody. Hector is back.
And he's off his meds.

Not that his meds were doing much in the first place, but now he's even less coherent than usual.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:33 PM (kff5f)

405 remember the old ford econoline pick ups?

Posted by: kj at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (lKyWE)

Wow. Ain't seen one of those in years.
Same for the VW bus pickups.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2015 02:33 PM (wtvvX)

406 True story, when I lived in Germany, our neighborhood had a milk truck that was a specially made VW van. On the driver's side was a panel that opened to allow milking hoses to reel out into the field and milk the cows. There was a tank and chiller built in, and a spout on the passenger side to dispense the milk to the customers.

It was kind of neat in a Euro-hippie way.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 02:33 PM (evdj2)

407 Crap. I just accidentally clicked on a link to a Vox article.
Where's the decontamination station in this place???



To the barrel! Stat!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 02:33 PM (t43dZ)

408 Funny to hear Brave Catholic Warrior Hector bashing so-cons.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (MMC8r)

409 I don't see any reason why Allahpundit would not allow it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (b4JMJ)

410 Who was the twat who thought that Mary Jo Kapechne would be happy in her role as "person who can't say anything bad about Kennedy because she's dead?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (A98Xu)

411 Test. Or Testicles.

Posted by: Test at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (SFpiC)

412 402 John Kerry Says Nuclear Deal With Iran is Possible If Allah Wills It

The putz has no shame what so ever
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (rDqRv)

Cum Laude Graduate of Ted Kennedy School of Swimming

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (ZdA3v)

413 Hope your cat turns up, Anna.

When I was in High School, the family cat disappeared for a few days... and then turned up with half of her tail stripped clean of fur. The vet ended up removing that part.

We never did find out what happened.

Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (UWFpX)

414 Is anyone else having trouble with slow posting or is it my computer? Posted by: Nip Sip

Well, mini moo and the sosucker are extremely slow posters. Is that what you meant?

Posted by: Nativist Anarchist Theocrat (NAT) at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (Spluw)

415 The again, he had a stray which we brought in. I had no idea where it was . I guess it was traumatized and then appeared from somewhere in the house two days later (and we had looked everywhere).

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (DXzRD)

416 John Kerry Says Nuclear Deal With Iran is Possible If Allah Wills It

Is that a real headline?
Do we have that as a quote?

Because that would really just sum up how incredibly stupid our policy re: Iran has been since the JEF got into office.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (kff5f)

417 John Kerry Says Nuclear Deal With Iran is Possible If Allah Wills It

Is that his pet name for Obama?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (W5DcG)

418 386 Gabe Malor is the only sane writer on this blog. The rest are Anarchists, Nativists and Theocrats.
Posted by: SoCons suck at March 30, 2015 02:30 PM (UEpbl)

One is even a Pladist

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (oNvyP)

419 402 John Kerry Says Nuclear Deal With Iran is Possible If Allah Wills It

The putz has no shame what so ever
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (rDqRv)

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Is that a joke? Link?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (A98Xu)

420 John Kerry Says Nuclear Deal With Iran is Possible If Allah Wills It



Same with Tehran turning into a glowing, smoking crater.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (t43dZ)

421 VW Rabbit pickup VS Subaru Brat.

Discuss

Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (W2Cji)

422 Nyah. It's a troll.
http://is.gd/X2wXz5


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 02:30 PM (/kI1Q)


Yep. One could even go so far as to say some types of trolls are far worse than other. The ones like Hector here, tosses out his inane comments, gets a few nasty replies, then disappears.

Harmless.

Then the moo moo types come in, argue from something less frothy at first, but ALWAYS contrarian, get the naive and otherwise gullible to engage in discussion that gets progressively nastier.

My assumption is that he types with one hand, while stroking with the other to each and every reply. I can never prove it, but sincerely believe that's what this troll is doing.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (TOk1P)

423 Fact is, if you want America to get the worst out of a deal, Kerry's your man.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (MMC8r)

424 @395
Socons believe rapists should be rewarded by forcing the rape victim to bear their kids.

Posted by: SoCons suck at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (UEpbl)

425 Take a break Ace. Between Hillary and her magic server, Kerry/Obama thrusting the world into WWIII, NSA trannies, etc. etc. maybe we all need a break.

Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (G+Wff)

426 >>Is that a real headline?
Do we have that as a quote?

When he was asked if a deal was possible he replied Inshallah. So yeah.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (g1DWB)

427 Also, haven't seen an International Scout in decades. Buddy of mine had one for a coupla years. It was fun with the top off the cab...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2015 02:36 PM (wtvvX)

428 Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (UWFpX)

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You're not helping.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:36 PM (A98Xu)

429 Is that a real headline?
Do we have that as a quote?

Because that would really just sum up how incredibly stupid our policy re: Iran has been since the JEF got into office.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (kff5f)



I have seen that several places. That in response to a question about whether there would be a deal he responded, in Arabic, "allah willing".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2015 02:36 PM (gW5Vg)

430 " John Kerry Says Nuclear Deal With Iran is Possible If Allah Wills It "

Sure, why not?

Tragedy has officially become comedy.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:36 PM (MYCIw)

431 I hate too say this, but as I'm sure you know- when they're that sick they often go away because they want to be go off to die in peace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 02:32 PM (DXzRD)


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Every cat that I've had that's died at home has absolutely insisted outside to die. They are creatures of nature after all.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2015 02:36 PM (/HX7u)

432 I said DE-contamination....

I figured they'd cancel each other out.

Or give birth to the replacement species for humans.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2015 02:36 PM (4WhSY)

433 Don't you dare inpugn mino moo. He makes me seem smart

Posted by: Nativist Anarchist Theocrat (NAT) at March 30, 2015 02:36 PM (Spluw)

434 421 VW Rabbit pickup VS Subaru Brat.

Discuss
Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (W2Cji)

Does the Brat have the rear-facing jump seats in the bed?

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:37 PM (ZdA3v)

435 When he was asked if a deal was possible he replied Inshallah.

I'm gonna lend my profanity to AllenG.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 02:37 PM (/kI1Q)

436 good article up at Weekly Standard on Hillary's private intel network. At one point (at least once) the network hired mercenaries. This while she was actually SecState, which is amazing.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/whos-behind-hillary-clintons-secret-spy-ring_901675.html

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 30, 2015 02:37 PM (FCsIb)

437
shut your pie hole lurch

Posted by: allah at March 30, 2015 02:37 PM (lKyWE)

438 UNFIT - Useless Nattering Fcuktard Irritating Trollop or Jean Francois Cary.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:37 PM (rSBBR)

439 Is that a real headline?
Do we have that as a quote?

Because that would really just sum up how incredibly stupid our policy re: Iran has been since the JEF got into office.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:34 PM (kff5f)

DRUDGE --Top Left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 02:37 PM (rDqRv)

440 The rest are Anarchists, Nativists and Theocrats.

I'd like to say a little prayer first before we start smashing windows and burning Pakistani-owned convenience stores, if that's all right with everybody.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:37 PM (2Ojst)

441 @345
Hating gays and forcing rape victims to bear the children of the rapists is not the same as opposing slavery.

Posted by: SoCons suck at March 30, 2015 02:37 PM (UEpbl)

442 Socons believe rapists should be rewarded by forcing the rape victim to bear their kids.

Posted by: SoCons suck at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (UEpbl)

So, you admit the "fetus" is a kid.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2015 02:37 PM (wtvvX)

443 They are saying no links to terrorism at Fort Meade NSA office shootout. It's probably people from the former SoS office trying to get in to wipe the NSA's copy of her emails. I'm pretty sure Hillary's office is filled dudes who wear dresses along with females who wear pants.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 02:37 PM (kfcYC)

444 Hillary believes that rape victims should be guests of bubba at pedo island.

Posted by: Nativist Anarchist Theocrat (NAT) at March 30, 2015 02:38 PM (Spluw)

445 @428
You're not helping.
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The cat *did* come back, in that instance. Slightly worse for the wear, but seemingly fine after the bandage was removed from her tail.

Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 02:38 PM (UWFpX)

446 good article up at Weekly Standard on Hillary's private intel network. At one point (at least once) the network hired mercenaries. This while she was actually SecState, which is amazing.

No words.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:38 PM (MMC8r)

447 Our troll is WAAAAAAAAY off his game. Sad, sad troll....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2015 02:38 PM (wtvvX)

448 I'm pretty sure I saw Nativist Anarchists open for The Theocrats at The Glade in '79, but I was wicked stoned at the time.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 02:38 PM (evdj2)

449 Is John Kerry retarded? I mean actually mentally retarded?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:38 PM (A98Xu)

450 forcing women to be torn apart by st kermit gosnell is dreamy

Posted by: Nativist Anarchist Theocrat (NAT) at March 30, 2015 02:38 PM (Spluw)

451 I prefer to hate rape victims and force gheys to bear children.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:38 PM (2Ojst)

452 "if that's all right with everybody."

Hey, we're anarchists. Knock yourself out.

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:39 PM (MYCIw)

453 They are saying no links to terrorism at Fort Meade NSA office shootout. It's probably people from the former SoS office trying to get in to wipe the NSA's copy of her emails. I'm pretty sure Hillary's office is filled dudes who wear dresses along with females who wear pants.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 02:37 PM (kfcYC)

if it's not terrorism, it has to be the 2 dumbest drunks in the world. Wonder if it's oo oo's family or friends

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 02:39 PM (rDqRv)

454 Why did the media have to report that the Ft Meade perps were dressed as women? Now there'll be a spike in violence against people of transgender.

Posted by: Laverne's Cocks at March 30, 2015 02:39 PM (xkSSa)

455 >>> The HQ is like Grandma at Christmas dinner after one too many. Who knows what the fuck she's gonna say. Occasionally it's hilarious.

What we really need is a creepy uncle that says inappropriate things while inappropriately massaging women, inappropriately. It's a big effin' deal. I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Joey B at March 30, 2015 02:39 PM (yRwC8)

456 @438 UNFIT - Useless Nattering Fcuktard Irritating Trollop or Jean Francois Cary.
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Given that the French are taking the lead against Iran in this instance, their embassy might be contacting you soon to demand an apology and retraction.


Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 02:39 PM (UWFpX)

457 >>Is John Kerry retarded? I mean actually mentally retarded?

Posted by: Seems Legit


Neigh

Posted by: John Kerry at March 30, 2015 02:39 PM (sQzB6)

458 Okay... so what are the chances we get a post on Kerry's "ishnallah" comment? 'Cause I'd hate to waste a perfectly good Profanity Laced Rant somewhere around the 500 mark, just to find out if I'd held it for a few minutes, it could be both early and on-topic...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:39 PM (kff5f)

459 Take a break Ace. Between Hillary and her magic server, Kerry/Obama thrusting the world into WWIII, NSA trannies, etc. etc. maybe we all need a break.

Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (G+Wff)



Sounds like a day to smoke big weed and play guitar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2015 02:39 PM (FMbng)

460 I'd like to say a little prayer first before we start smashing windows and burning Pakistani-owned convenience stores, if that's all right with everybody.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:37 PM (2Ojst)


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Just don't pray too long. The Swisher Sweets, Slim Jims, and purple energy drinks are usually thefirst to go.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (/HX7u)

461 There must be a law against a sitting Secretary of State hiring her own private army?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (b4JMJ)

462 >>> Crap. I just accidentally clicked on a link to a Vox article. Where's the decontamination station in this place???

"To the barrel! Stat!"

I. HAVE. STANDARDS.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (noWW6)

463 Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 02:38 PM (UWFpX)

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Just joshing, Junior. (oooooh alliteration )

I unfortunately agree that sick kitties like to "go off" when their time is near. But I won't give up hope for little Roo.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (A98Xu)

464 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice
Clinic think Elizibeth Warren and Hillary Cliton would be a great team to follow after Presdent Obama. Although they are persons of no color they are women and that would help our county grately when comes to major decisions. We are tired of stooped men like Bush and Raygon running this country and it is about time we have a good leader to follow Presdent Obamo.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (Sd++4)

465 good article up at Weekly Standard on Hillary's private intel network. At one point (at least once) the network hired mercenaries. This while she was actually SecState, which is amazing.

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Is it just me or is does this show an incredible level of stupidity on her part? The Coms (Soviet & Chi) could play her with false info.

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (ZdA3v)

466 i'm guessing that spending the weekend golfing with Obola was more exhausting for Ace than he expected...

vacations be hard, yo!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (7vjeC)

467 Don't know what we want, but we're pretty sure it involves praying and kicking out the im'grants.

Posted by: Sexless Pistols at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (MYCIw)

468 Nativist...

Is that when a Citizen of a country, expects the Government they created, to serve the Citizens of the country, above people who have NOT helped create that country????

Its that what you call those of us who can trace our Lineage back to the founding of this Nation... and whose ancestors have served this Nation....

Is that what you call those of us who have PERSONALLY put their lives on the line, for the very comforts and freedoms you enjoy...

Those whose children now serve???

Is that what you call someone who thinks the taxes they pay... should go to help THIS country, instead of all the people who want to CHANGE this country into something else???

Because if so... then I am a Nativist...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (qh617)

469 Jean Francois Cary is not retarded. He is merely conceited about his own brilliance. But the results are the same - he will get reamed by an Iranian nuclear tipped phallic symbol along with all the innocents.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (rSBBR)

470 My God, what a fcukin' disaster.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (LA7Cm)

471 Why did the media have to report that the Ft Meade perps were dressed as women? Now there'll be a spike in violence against people of transgender.

At the grocery store this morning I saw either a ~70-year-old tranny or the ugliest woman I have ever seen in my life. I'm still not sure.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (MMC8r)

472 Here's an idea, Ace, more ineptness from our favorite agency, the IRS:

http://tinyurl.com/onr9ee7

Posted by: Sphynx at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (OZmbA)

473 461 There must be a law against a sitting Secretary of State hiring her own private army?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (b4JMJ)

Are you asking for a friend?

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:41 PM (ZdA3v)

474 455 >>> The HQ is like Grandma at Christmas dinner after one too many. Who knows what the fuck she's gonna say. Occasionally it's hilarious.

What we really need is a creepy uncle that says inappropriate things while inappropriately massaging women, inappropriately. It's a big effin' deal. I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Joey B

Pretty sure we've got that covered.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2015 02:41 PM (kfcYC)

475 My grandpa had a cat (he hated cats but Grandma died and stuck him with it, hee hee) who got out and was missing for about eight weeks, and a dog who lived down the street found him collapsed under a bush and kept him warm and alerted his humans, who took him to their vet. He must have been trapped somewhere--was down to 5 lbs--but was on his way home.

Made a full recovery, but lost all interest in Outside.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 02:41 PM (/kI1Q)

476 Also, haven't seen an International Scout in decades. Buddy of mine had
one for a coupla years. It was fun with the top off the cab...>>>

I have one. And if it didn't have a bench seat the drivers seat would be on the ground due to rust. In the end they rusted fast and weren't pretty enough to fix. But the driveline parts were monster and worth dough in the junkyard. Dana 44 rear end in 1975.

Posted by: Robinson at March 30, 2015 02:41 PM (W2Cji)

477 A little moron advice please. (Note to self-wtf are you thinking asking this group?)

Daughter is graduating college this week. A school I'd never heard of and a degree I would have called bullshit on but divorced father so I can f-off. Happy to take money from me and keep her insured but otherwise. Butt out.

Anyway, what is the acceptable graduation gift these days? I assume money but I don't have a lot of that.

Any recent experience with this?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 30, 2015 02:41 PM (X+nFp)

478

Because if so... then I am a Nativist...


Every so often Hector tries out a new word. He rotates through a selection.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:41 PM (MMC8r)

479 >>464
All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice

Clinic think Elizibeth Warren and Hillary Cliton would be a great
team to follow after Presdent Obama. Although they are persons of no
color they are women and that would help our county grately when comes
to major decisions. We are tired of stooped men like Bush and Raygon
running this country and it is about time we have a good leader to
follow Presdent Obamo.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT<<


No color? Are you kidding, Mary. You're talking about a redskin and a black heart.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 30, 2015 02:42 PM (OZmbA)

480 >>There must be a law against a sitting Secretary of State hiring her own private army?


Posted by: Boss Moss

What if I was standing with my walker?

Posted by: Hillary at March 30, 2015 02:42 PM (sQzB6)

481 At the grocery store this morning I saw either a ~70-year-old tranny or the ugliest woman I have ever seen in my life. I'm still not sure.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (MMC8r)

Helen Thomas is dead, Zap, let her go....

Posted by: MikeH at March 30, 2015 02:42 PM (ZdA3v)

482 If you have to ask how much you pay in taxes, you can't afford it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 30, 2015 02:42 PM (LImiJ)

483 "At the grocery store this morning I saw either a ~70-year-old tranny or the ugliest woman I have ever seen in my life. I'm still not sure."




Would ya?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2015 02:43 PM (LA7Cm)

484 Anyway, what is the acceptable graduation gift these days? I assume money but I don't have a lot of that.

Sounds like intervention is needed.

Gift certificates to a BBQ place and a gun range.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:43 PM (kff5f)

485 Is moo moo here?

I thought he was going to hell.

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 02:43 PM (HaXrc)

486 "Anyway, what is the acceptable graduation gift these days? I assume money but I don't have a lot of that. "

A key to your house since she'll be moving back in upon graduation.

Posted by: Sexless Pistols at March 30, 2015 02:43 PM (MYCIw)

487 Another blogger hacked to death in India by three adherents to the religion of peace.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 30, 2015 02:43 PM (fWAjv)

488 Anyway, what is the acceptable graduation gift these days? I assume money but I don't have a lot of that.

Vouchers.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:43 PM (2Ojst)

489 There must be a law against a sitting Secretary of State hiring her own private army?

Law?

(*insane cackle*)

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:44 PM (MMC8r)

490 I think it's time to have a thread for Sanity. Like Vacation thread of Sprockets of Doom or Tankers on the Horizon..... Like that.

Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 30, 2015 02:44 PM (fLKzW)

491 A cute little .380 automatic in a pink purse holster?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:44 PM (rSBBR)

492 Anyway, what is the acceptable graduation gift these days? I assume money but I don't have a lot of that.

A house and a car.

Posted by: Doe Ray Me Me at March 30, 2015 02:44 PM (W5DcG)

493 @442
You support rewarding rapists?

Posted by: SoCons suck at March 30, 2015 02:44 PM (UEpbl)

494 Another blogger hacked to death in India by three adherents to the religion of peace.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

Allah willed it.

Posted by: SoS John POS Kerry at March 30, 2015 02:44 PM (Spluw)

495 I'd like to say a little prayer first

Only it you thump a Bible so hard so that it can heard
in another room. ;^)

I don't know why some people assume that Christians are automatically theocrats. Theocracies do not work well. As far as Im concerned God's kingdom is not of this world. It is not a political man-made entity. Jesus wants to be sovereign in Christians' hearts but he's not going to be forcing people to submit at the point of a sword

I guess trolls gotta troll. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 02:44 PM (DXzRD)

496 what is the acceptable graduation gift these days?

Fifty Shades of Grey

apparently

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 02:44 PM (HaXrc)

497 At the grocery store this morning I saw either a ~70-year-old tranny or the ugliest woman I have ever seen in my life. I'm still not sure.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (MMC8r)

Surprised Rose Delauro does her own shopping.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 30, 2015 02:45 PM (fWAjv)

498 She told me in a text today that she was "going to be freelancing the rest of my life".

Yes I know. Shut up!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 30, 2015 02:45 PM (X+nFp)

499 Christians, theocrats?

Google "Theodosius."

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 02:45 PM (HaXrc)

500 IIRC, it was some female Boston Globe writer who said Mary Jo would be happy w/Teddy if she were alive because of Obamacare. Puke!

Regarding Hillary hiring her own intel mercenaries - was this with or without Obama's knowledge? Not sure which scenario is more scary.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 02:45 PM (TLTHv)

501 @495 I don't know why some people assume that Christians are automatically theocrats.
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They're projecting.


Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 02:45 PM (UWFpX)

502 478

Because if so... then I am a Nativist...

Every so often Hector tries out a new word. He rotates through a selection.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:41 PM (MMC8r)


And Citizen-ist would be really hard to say after a couple of drinks... /smile

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 02:45 PM (qh617)

503 Surprised Rose Delauro does her own shopping.

You're not far off.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:46 PM (MMC8r)

504 Off theocracy punk sock

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:46 PM (MYCIw)

505 Bringing James Taylor to a gun fight.

Saying Inshallah while bargaining with psychos.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 02:46 PM (A98Xu)

506 Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 30, 2015 02:45 PM (X+nFp)

Seriously- what's her degree?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:46 PM (kff5f)

507 My grandpa had a cat (he hated cats but Grandma died
and stuck him with it, hee hee) who got out and was missing for about
eight weeks, and a dog who lived down the street found him collapsed
under a bush and kept him warm and alerted his humans, who took him to
their vet. He must have been trapped somewhere--was down to 5 lbs--but
was on his way home.

Made a full recovery, but lost all interest in Outside.


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 02:41 PM (/kI1Q)


My most recently acquired kitty, the place we got him from made me sign a piece of paper saying I would NOT let him go outside.

We have one cat who likes to go outside, occasionally. But if you have an indoor cat, you really really should keep it inside.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 02:46 PM (TOk1P)

508 I do not suppport rewarding bubba. or ted kennedy. Or filthy bob filner
Or the dickhead in Virginia.

Posted by: SoS John POS Kerry at March 30, 2015 02:46 PM (Spluw)

509 If your life is f*cked up so bad that you want to commit suicide please get help. If not, for God's sake don't take others with you.

Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2015 02:46 PM (G+Wff)

510 There must be a law against a sitting Secretary of State hiring her own private army?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:40 PM (b4JMJ)


I AM THE LAW!!!

Posted by: Scankles at March 30, 2015 02:46 PM (zF6Iw)

511 442 Socons believe rapists should be rewarded by forcing the rape victim to bear their kids.

Posted by: SoCons suck at March 30, 2015 02:35 PM (UEpbl)

_________

Unless the woman has the super duper rapist sperm fighting vagina, per Todd Akin.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:46 PM (0LHZx)

512 @498 She told me in a text today that she was "going to be freelancing the rest of my life".

Yes I know. Shut up!
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A balance sheet, so that she can keep track of the money she earns from her freelancing jobs.


Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 02:46 PM (UWFpX)

513 Is moo moo here?

I thought he was going to hell.
Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 02:43 PM (HaXrc)


I'll drive

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 02:47 PM (rDqRv)

514 Or the dickhead in Virginia. Which one?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 02:47 PM (b4JMJ)

515 My grandpa had a cat (he hated cats but Grandma died and stuck him with it, hee hee) who got out and was missing for about eight weeks, and a dog who lived down the street found him collapsed under a bush and kept him warm and alerted his humans, who took him to their vet. He must have been trapped somewhere--was down to 5 lbs--but was on his way home. Made a full recovery, but lost all interest in Outside.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 02:41 PM (/kI1Q)


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Was the cat's name Alex, by any chance?

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2015 02:47 PM (/HX7u)

516 Bringing facts to an argument with a leftist is like bringing firewood to a tsunami.

It's not like they don't know RFRA has jack all to do with gay marriage or institutionalized racism, but they will claim whatever seems to benefit their quest for power over others, because that is All That Matters.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2015 02:48 PM (bLnSU)

517 "I beg to differ. What exactly is the difference between Moo Moo and Average Joe?"

Average Joe has dentures.


That's why he can charge more.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2015 02:48 PM (WxYKp)

518 Oh, just stop it, Moo-Moo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 02:48 PM (DXzRD)

519 Is moo moo here?

I thought he was going to hell.
Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 02:43 PM (HaXrc)

He's here and sucking Hector's dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 02:48 PM (2Ojst)

520 Is moo moo here?


was spotted at the grocery store

Posted by: Bagger Chance at March 30, 2015 02:48 PM (yn6XZ)

521 495 I don't know why some people assume that Christians are automatically theocrats.

__________

I know right. Just because they want to tell you how to live your life, there's no need to accuse them of being theocrats.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:48 PM (0LHZx)

522 Hector, Moo Moo.

Moo Moo, Hector.

You two sit and talk.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 02:48 PM (MMC8r)

523
Open threads

Open flies

Open borders

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2015 02:48 PM (95CzI)

524
I'll drive

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 02:48 PM (DXzRD)

525 I'll drive

We'll have to find your keys first.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 02:49 PM (evdj2)

526 Hi! I'm mini moo! I wanna bitch about politicians that got shit canned. because they don't agree with me......and that's pretty much it....

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 02:49 PM (Spluw)

527 You two sit and talk spin.

FIFY

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:49 PM (kff5f)

528 Graduation Gifts for Girls, 2015

Fifty Shades of Grey
Scarf of some kind
Rape Kit
Vacuum cleaner

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 02:49 PM (HaXrc)

529 A little moron advice please. (Note to self-wtf are you thinking asking this group?)

Daughter is graduating college this week. A school I'd never heard of and a degree I would have called bullshit on but divorced father so I can f-off. Happy to take money from me and keep her insured but otherwise. Butt out.

Anyway, what is the acceptable graduation gift these days? I assume money but I don't have a lot of that.

Any recent experience with this?


When I graduated my father gave me a quarter and told me to buy a newspaper and scour the want ads for a job.

Wise man, that father of mine.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 30, 2015 02:49 PM (PFy0L)

530 Nood. Prepare your rant, Allen

Posted by: Lauren at March 30, 2015 02:49 PM (MYCIw)

531 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 30, 2015 02:46 PM (kff5f

Some kind of film school.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 30, 2015 02:49 PM (X+nFp)

532 495 I don't know why some people assume that Christians are automatically theocrats. __________ I know right. Just because they want to tell you how to live your life, there's no need to accuse them of being theocrats.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo

Okay then, fuck off.

Posted by: Theo the Theocrat (SWIDT?) at March 30, 2015 02:50 PM (Spluw)

533 >>> The cat *did* come back, in that instance. Slightly worse for the wear, but seemingly fine after the bandage was removed from her tail.
Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 02:38 PM (UWFpX)

I had a kitteh who loved Outside who got severely injured (fur stripped from tail like yours, we think she climbed up in a car. also metal nametag got embedded under her armpit and stabbed her.) Kitteh CAME home, curled up in a container in the back and started crying. It was like she knew I'm in pain, mommy will help get me better. Cats are pretty smart, she was right! Also was smart enough to shun Outside once we got her bandaged up properly, hah.

Cats have a reputation of having 9 lives for a reason. Here's hoping your baby comes back just fine Anna.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 02:50 PM (yRwC8)

534 Time apparently decided to run a list of jokes made by Reagan after being shot.

http://tinyurl.com/ozhr77z

Posted by: junior at March 30, 2015 02:50 PM (UWFpX)

535 Okay for those late to my kitteh story. All my cats spend over 90% of the time outdoors. Only in bad weather or when sick do they spend more than an hour in the house.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (rSBBR)

536 Still an Open Thread Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/582395668645445633

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/582580727369322496

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/582581297912102912

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/582581660035772417

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/582581823697453056

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/582582272047636480

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/582582862211334144

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (GrXXa)

537 Hell? LOL. Come on. You don't actually believe there's a hell. Do you? I mean seriously, nobody really believes that. Do they?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (0LHZx)

538 Made a full recovery, but lost all interest in Outside.

And this, in many ways, is the story of alexthechick.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (JtwS4)

539 We have one cat who likes to go outside, occasionally. But if you have an indoor cat, you really really should keep it inside.

Oh yeah. But sometimes, old man opens the door and his cat takes off.

Was the cat's name Alex, by any chance?

Feisto. But now that you mention it...ginger, short, terrifying...hrm....

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (/kI1Q)

540 Rewarding rapists? I want to punish them with children!!!!!!!

Posted by: Barry Zero at March 30, 2015 02:51 PM (44OyV)

541 Just because they want to tell you how to live your life, there's no need to accuse them of being theocrats.

If I'm subsidizing it, I'm sure as f*** having a say.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 30, 2015 02:52 PM (DT3rQ)

542 Indigenous white people at play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUTCz8BJxA

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 30, 2015 02:52 PM (LImiJ)

543
I know right. Just because they want to tell you how to live your life, there's no need to accuse them of being theocrats.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 30, 2015 02

Never took him for an anarchist

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 02:52 PM (oNvyP)

544 I have two cats. One was a feral cat. Now that she's an inside cat she never wants to go out. The other one was always a house cat, but suddenly he waits by the door and tries to rush out if a human is trying to go out or in. It's most annoying It doesn't stay out very long, but still..... I think we'll have a get a baby gate before tick and flea season start when he cannot go out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 02:52 PM (DXzRD)

545 @521
Not all Christians want to impose a theocracy. Its mostly the snake handling born again trash and some kooky Santorum Catch kids. Most Christians are live and let live.

Don't go by this place, it does not represent society at large.

Posted by: SoCons suck at March 30, 2015 02:53 PM (UEpbl)

546 Just because they want to tell you how to live your life, there's no need to accuse them of being theocrats.
----

That's wight, wabbit. I call them nanny state liberals, myself.

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at March 30, 2015 02:54 PM (44OyV)

547 Daughter is graduating college this week. A school I'd never heard of and a degree I would have called bullshit on but divorced father so I can f-off.



So can your grad gift.

Honestly? Give her the gift of the lesson:
"Don't fvcking bite the hand that feeds you."

Will do her well down the road. May save a job or two.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 02:54 PM (t43dZ)

548 @541
Then oppose the welfare state the. Conservatives don't oppose the welfare state since many of them rely on it.

Posted by: SoCons suck at March 30, 2015 02:54 PM (UEpbl)

549 Please, Could we all not argue with Moo Moo about religion? It just encourages him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 02:55 PM (DXzRD)

550 I see the Christian haters are here. Just in time for Easter. Yeah!! Meh, tiresome trolls who spout bumbersticker slogans and think themselves intellectually superior. Yawn

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 30, 2015 02:55 PM (7haIi)

551 >>> Time apparently decided to run a list of jokes made by Reagan after being shot.

The 80s really are back! Just no perma perms and acid washed jeans comebacks plz.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 02:55 PM (yRwC8)

552 491 A cute little .380 automatic in a pink purse holster?

That will work for a cat hunt.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 03:02 PM (C278+)

553 Anna

Hugs and prayers for you and Roo

Posted by: ginaswo at March 30, 2015 03:03 PM (2EgyQ)

554 Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 03:02 PM (C278+)

Thanks. Hadn't thought of that.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 30, 2015 03:04 PM (X+nFp)

555 kbdabear you are a great human being. Salt of the earth.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 03:04 PM (C278+)

556 Anchors Aweigh!

But please, can't anybody around here spell? Watch out for the Grammar Police!!!

Over at the BC, they were a real PITA!

NOW, can I get an Amen? If you do, maybe I'll pray for you!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxJyZhISlpU

AMEN!

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 30, 2015 08:56 PM (EMi53)

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