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Senile Old Fool Calls For Rebuilding ~~Nazi War Machine~~ Gaza

And Open Thread.....

And why not?

Posted by: Open Blogger at 01:03 PM

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1 I think your link is off, CBD

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2015 01:04 PM (t//F+)

2 Yup...fixed.

[Who's the senile old fool?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2015 01:05 PM (Zu3d9)

3 There may be just a bit of a problem with the link, CDB. It goes to an AoSHQ memoriam to Walt Ehlers.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 29, 2015 01:05 PM (lG2E3)

4 Never mind...

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 29, 2015 01:05 PM (lG2E3)

5 right, never mind.

Jimmah was never anything but a fool. A dangerous, self deluding fool.
The sort that would accept defeat and destruction before losing face by admitting he might in some small way be incorrect.

I hope when he is dead and buried his plot has good drainage.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2015 01:06 PM (t//F+)

6 He's still alive?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 29, 2015 01:07 PM (Bn6aD)

7 Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2015 01:06 PM (t//F+)

Join me for a few beers before we visit the grave?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2015 01:07 PM (Zu3d9)

8 Here is an interesting discussion on Keynsianism in Brazil.

http://mises.org/library/brazil-victim-vulgar-keynesianism

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2015 01:08 PM (t//F+)

9 So I guess this is the gun thread.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 29, 2015 01:09 PM (lG2E3)

10 I read a wonderful question about state spending: If spending alone is good for the economy, no matter what the source of the funds, why do we put forgers in jail when they do so much for us?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2015 01:09 PM (t//F+)

11 I pity the fool.

Posted by: Mr. and Mrs. T at March 29, 2015 01:10 PM (W5DcG)

12 Jimmy Carter, the guy who gave us our new Nuke Pals, is lecturing us about foreign policy.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 29, 2015 01:11 PM (MMC8r)

13 Interesting reading the comments on the link. Many believe if you just rebuild and give them what they want, all will be okay.

Posted by: Bruce at March 29, 2015 01:11 PM (8ikIW)

14 A six-pac of near-beer and a couple water-retention pills.
And a breakfast of asparagus to make sure everyone knows I was there.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2015 01:12 PM (t//F+)

15 so....nothings changed in Gaza......but, we should rebuild anyway.....got it!!

Posted by: fu52 at March 29, 2015 01:12 PM (CzTBs)

16 I didn't know if it was referring to "Crash" McCain or "Peanut" Carter. Description fit either one. Followed link and discovered Carter. Delusional and harmful from birth to old age and all points in between.

Posted by: Agitator at March 29, 2015 01:12 PM (wrCU6)

17 Interesting reading the comments on the link. Many believe if you just rebuild and give them what they want, all will be okay.

Only warmongers think otherwise.

Posted by: Neville C. at March 29, 2015 01:12 PM (ZbV+0)

18 Many believe if you just rebuild and give them what they want, all will be okay.

Same with Ferguson. And Detroit. Because, if you just make it sparkly, everyone will be happy!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2015 01:13 PM (EgOr3)

19 Wouldn't it make more sense to use this as an opportunity to create a buffer zone, a la Egypt?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 29, 2015 01:13 PM (lG2E3)

20 Fvck Jimmah 'Peanut' Carter, the man that started the whole damn thing with his original appeasement to the Ruhollah Moosavi Khomeini coming back from exile.

All of this is his doing and nothing can erase that stain from the record.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 29, 2015 01:14 PM (74McK)

21 It's a shame that I was able to guess which senile old fool it was before seeing Jimmy Carter's byline.

Posted by: Joshua at March 29, 2015 01:14 PM (nOQgx)

22
I believe President Obama needs to try more masturbation to calm himself from all the attacks by the right wing conspiracy.

Posted by: Joycelyn Elders, MD at March 29, 2015 01:15 PM (P330y)

23 Only warmongers think otherwise.

Posted by: Neville C.

Particularly the Zionist racist Rethuglicans that are always itching for a war, according to the comments

Posted by: Bruce at March 29, 2015 01:15 PM (8ikIW)

24 Yeah, send them construction materials to build more tunnels and more rockets. That's what they do with it. And that is why Israel limited it. But Egypt has Sisi now and has taken the Gaza threat very seriously. They have destroyed tunnels, made numerous arrests and bulldozed over 3000 houses on the border that were involved with smuggling and terrorism. So, I dont think he is going to go along with Carter's joo hating plan.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 29, 2015 01:16 PM (iQIUe)

25 >>I believe President Obama needs to try more masturbation to calm himself from all the attacks by the right wing conspiracy.

Posted by: Joycelyn Elders, MD

I'm in!

Posted by: Reggie at March 29, 2015 01:17 PM (sQzB6)

26 My G-D is he still alive? Why can't he just die.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:17 PM (/tNwW)

27 21
It's a shame that I was able to guess which senile old fool it was before seeing Jimmy Carter's byline.

Posted by: Joshua

I didn't even need to read the article...that's just sad too.
I lived through the Carter years and I can tell you it sucked, major league suckage.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 29, 2015 01:17 PM (74McK)

28 There's a whole lot of coulda, shoulda, woulda in that dopey article.

In many ways, this is the story of Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Fritz at March 29, 2015 01:18 PM (ty633)

29
Jimmah not only defended himself from the attack rabbit, but also from the right wing republicans who hate women, children, and America.

Posted by: Roselyn Cartah, First Lady at March 29, 2015 01:18 PM (P330y)

30 >>My G-D is he still alive? Why can't he just die.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Not even Hell wants me.

Posted by: Jimmy at March 29, 2015 01:18 PM (sQzB6)

31 Show of hands. How many of you WOULDN'T trade the big peanut for Obama at this point.

Posted by: pep at March 29, 2015 01:18 PM (4nR9/)

32 The sad part is Fredo makes Carter look like David Ben Gurion

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:19 PM (/tNwW)

33 Boy-howdy, the Indiana law is sure making the rounds on FB.

I didn't realize that politely declining work for a gay wedding was such an abashed act of pure unadulterated hatred. Nor that there were "WE DON'T SERVE FAGS" signs at every lunch counter in the state.

The things you learn.

Happy Palm Sunday, numb-nuts. Save us Lord, indeed.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 29, 2015 01:19 PM (yxw0r)

34 Jimmah not only defended himself from the attack
rabbit, but also from the right wing republicans who hate women,
children, and America.

Posted by: Roselyn Cartah

Not to mention the gays in Indiana

Posted by: Bruce at March 29, 2015 01:19 PM (8ikIW)

35 Alright, who let Jimmy watch Field of Dreams again?

No, peanut-head, rebuilding the damn place will not bring peace. Never has, never will.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2015 01:19 PM (Dj0WE)

36 It's rather hysterical they perceive that giving in to terrorists will help the world become a more peaceful place and avert war.
what is it about them that ignores terrorism by muslim 'extremists' in multiple countries across the globe? commiting acts of terrorism (do they forget Kashmir demands? everywhere THEY congregate they want to turn it over to Islam?

Spain? UK? Yemen? Indonesia? etc etc etc!!!!

Yet they are asking Israel the only democratic country in the M.E.the size of New Jersey to buckle under to terrorists demands , effecting their ability to self defense??
which would not effect one Thing! accept a Win for terrorism?

the world is insane and i'm only along for the ride it seems.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 01:19 PM (nqBYe)

37 the world is insane and i'm only along for the ride it seems.

Stop the World, I want to get off...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 29, 2015 01:20 PM (Bn6aD)

38 the world is insane and i'm only along for the ride it seems.

Posted by: comrade willow

Tickets!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 29, 2015 01:20 PM (8ikIW)

39 By the way where does that dope carter get the idea that abbas has any influence in Gaza, not that abbas is any better than Hamas.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:20 PM (/tNwW)

40 oh yeah and i do have brain gaps with effect- affect

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 01:21 PM (nqBYe)

41

"Sometimes when I look at my children, I say to myself, Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin."

-Lillian Carter (Jimmah's mother)

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 29, 2015 01:22 PM (P330y)

42 lol also except*

brain gasping and add wine.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 01:22 PM (nqBYe)

43 not that abbas is any better than Hamas.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Abba's music does get your toes a tappin though

Posted by: Bruce at March 29, 2015 01:22 PM (8ikIW)

44 How about the Gazans stop trying to destroy Israel?

Worth a try, Jimmuh.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2015 01:23 PM (MQEz6)

45

Rabbi Shlomo Riskin, Chief Rabbi of Efrat on Saturday night compared US President Barack Obama to Haman and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to Mordechai.

Speaking at the Jerusalem Great Synagogue, the American born Riskin said that he could not understand what was going through Obamas mind.

The President of the United States is lashing out at Israel just like Haman lashed out at the Jews, he said.

Hard to argue with that. And fuck all the Jews who voted for this fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:23 PM (/tNwW)

46 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:20 PM (/tNwW)

The PA is Hamas with button-down shirts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2015 01:24 PM (Zu3d9)

47 eman, oh hell, you are not respecting "freedom fighters"

we'll probably have a law telling us to shut up in our truthy terminology.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 01:24 PM (nqBYe)

48 The PA is Hamas with button-down shirts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2015 01:24 PM (Zu3d9)

Yup, just like Fredo is sharpton with better diction and a smaller head....yeah that head also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:24 PM (/tNwW)

49 I shot my neighbor's cat, but he deserved it.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 29, 2015 01:25 PM (w/exv)

50 nevergiveup, rather right on time with passover also.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 01:25 PM (nqBYe)

51 Carter, who left the shah to die, is the reason for ALL this Iran mess.

ALL. He stopped the CIA from paying the Mullahs, which they had been doing since WWII, and the rest his history.

What an asshole.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 01:26 PM (0FSuD)

52 nevergiveup, rather right on time with passover also.
Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 01:25 PM (nqBYe)

Well Purim would be the more appropriate Holiday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:27 PM (/tNwW)

53 An immediate peace is easy. We can have peace right now if we want. All we have to do is surrender. - Stuff Ronald Reagan sorta said

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2015 01:27 PM (JO9+V)

54 it's always a sell out with the left these days.
Israel or America, seem to be the worst offenders of 'progress'!

ignore the thousands upon thousands of Newly dead around the globe.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 01:27 PM (nqBYe)

55 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:27 PM (/tNwW)

As long as it isn't Yom Hashoah II....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2015 01:29 PM (Zu3d9)

56 nevergiveup well it was just a few steps behind us.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 01:29 PM (nqBYe)

57
"I think I was identified as a failed president because I wasn't reelected."

-Jimmah Cartah

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 29, 2015 01:29 PM (P330y)

58 But anyhoo who has been actually wearing the masks ?

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 01:29 PM (nqBYe)

59 Greetings:

I love the sight of crew-served weapons in the morning. It looks like victory.

Posted by: 11B40 at March 29, 2015 01:30 PM (yMbU8)

60 Jimmy Carter mourns the death of Yassar Arafat.

Jimmy Carter hates the USA for tossing him out of the WH in 1980, hates Jews because that's what assholes do, and has never ever admitted to being wrong about anything ever.

He is a hate-filled, micromanaging, twisted, control freak with a closet full of Hitler costumes and a basement shrine to his first soiled diaper.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2015 01:30 PM (MQEz6)

61 Someone once said they would never stand in line after they left the Army, except to get in the line to piss on Carter's grave.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 01:30 PM (0FSuD)

62 One of my fascinations in history is "the people of the sea", the raiders that popped up at the end of the Bronze age and laid waste from the Dardanelles to Libya and beyond, only being stopped by Egypt, but responsible for destroying the Bronze age Canaanite cities in the eastern Mediterranean.
One theory was that it was a coalescing of various barbarian city states like described in the Odyssey banding together to do reconnaissance in force against feeble civilization that turned into a drive to conquer, like the Mongols pushing into Poland, the Moguls into India, or the Moors into North-Africa or Spain.

Another theory is that at the end of an exhausting war between the Hittites and Egypt that had depleted both empires, the two empires came to a peace treaty, and all the auxiliaries and mercenaries previously put out of business by the peace decided to go into business for themselves and conquer everything that stood.
The cities of the Canaanite plain that were allied to Egypt sent requests for aid to Egypt, to no avail. Only Egypt resisted because on its own base it could muster the troops and organization to effectively resist, and in the crunch it figured out how to build a navy to fight the invaders before they could land in a great naval battle.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2015 01:30 PM (t//F+)

63

... and, speaking of clowns, Powerline reports that Vegas isn't buying the Exercise Band Theory.

It looks more like Harry took a beating for having failed the wrong people.

This explains Harry's decision to retire. I wonder just how long his money will last.

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2015/03/what-really-happened-to-harry-reid-part-2.php

Posted by: Yodel at March 29, 2015 01:31 PM (FlRtG)

64 Yes, Jihamm is a bitter old asshole about Reagan kicking his ass. He even lost his home state of GA.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 01:31 PM (0FSuD)

65 >>I believe President Obama needs to try more masturbation to calm himself from all the attacks by the right wing conspiracy.

Perhaps he could do that if the MSM ever takes a break from doing it for him.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2015 01:32 PM (TLTHv)

66 Hey jimmah, what's in that girl's knapsack.

Posted by: Yassir Arafat's exploding nutsack at March 29, 2015 01:33 PM (3F6F8)

67 I have a feeling that rabbit will be following him to hell.

Posted by: Infidel at March 29, 2015 01:35 PM (9HaoF)

68 @63

I mentioned this yesterday. Wouldn't you think SOMEONE in the MSM would ask what was the "machine" he was working out on?

Just one? Maybe try to do a demo of how he hurt himself? Broke three ribs, and lost an eye?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 01:35 PM (0FSuD)

69 meester Carter believes all of His loved ones will be given a get out of hell card if He got his wish.

idiot.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 01:36 PM (nqBYe)

70
Hey you, it's not your turn. I've been in line for a few hours and I get to grease it crank it before you.

Posted by: Bob Costas at March 29, 2015 01:36 PM (P330y)

71 No. I think he's right.

HE should just go rebuild Gaza. Take a bunch of volunteers, with volunteer money and go rebuild Gaza. He'll lose a few volunteers to murder no doubt, but Jimmah, wouldn't it be worth it?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 29, 2015 01:38 PM (BZAd3)

72 It is otherworldly to find an American administration conspiring against the Constitution and the Congress in cahoots with a terror-sponsoring enemy regime, with which we do not even have formal diplomatic relations, in order to pave the enemys way to nuclear weapons, of all things.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:39 PM (/tNwW)

73
72 It is otherworldly to find an American administration conspiring against the Constitution and the Congress in cahoots with a terror-sponsoring enemy regime, with which we do not even have formal diplomatic relations, in order to pave the enemys way to nuclear weapons, of all things.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:39 PM (/tNwW)

We live in a bad movie.

Posted by: eman at March 29, 2015 01:40 PM (MQEz6)

74 72
It is otherworldly to find an American administration conspiring against
the Constitution and the Congress in cahoots with a terror-sponsoring
enemy regime, with which we do not even have formal diplomatic
relations, in order to pave the enemys way to nuclear weapons, of all
things.

Damn, I died too soon. What a story!

Posted by: Zombie Tom Clancy at March 29, 2015 01:41 PM (4nR9/)

75 And Jimmy Carter continues in his absolute denial of History, or Human Nature...

The folks who inhabit that area (there is no such thing as Palestinians) have taught their children nothing but hatred for Israel...

There is no two State solution.. they will not admit Israel even has a right to exist...

And you cannot make Peace with people who just want to obliterate you.

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 29, 2015 01:42 PM (qh617)

76 mew.

Posted by: Mortally Wounded Cat on Jimmy's Lawn at March 29, 2015 01:45 PM (ty633)

77 HE should just go rebuild Gaza. Take a bunch of
volunteers, with volunteer money and go rebuild Gaza. He'll lose a few
volunteers to murder no doubt, but Jimmah, wouldn't it be worth it?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 29, 2015 01:38 PM (BZAd3)

Habitat for Humanity Gaza style. Just take some dorks and build houses one at a time.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 01:45 PM (0FSuD)

78 Yeah, Jimmah and the JEF, negotiate with people who want you dead. Brilliant strategy.

Posted by: Infidel at March 29, 2015 01:45 PM (9HaoF)

79
68
I mentioned this yesterday. Wouldn't you think SOMEONE in the MSM would ask what was the "machine" he was working out on?

From Powerline:

"The deliberate blindness of Democratic Party reporters hasn't stopped people from speculating about what really happened to Harry Reid, but so far, at least, it has prevented the story from exploding into a major scandal."

Reporters don't have STEM degrees, so they stay away from "machines".

Posted by: Yodel at March 29, 2015 01:46 PM (FlRtG)

80
There is no two State solution....

Posted by: BB Wolf

What? You must be an intransigent republican? Of course there is a 2-state solution but not with Bee Bee and republican's involved. It will take a forward thinker like President Obama to demand with military force if necessary to make it happen. We stand with our president.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos at March 29, 2015 01:46 PM (P330y)

81 We stand with our president.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos at March 29, 2015 01:46 PM (P330y)

Yes, but will Gheys get to marry? That's real question here.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 01:48 PM (0FSuD)

82 Well, if this is the gun thread now, here is my internet find:

http://tinyurl.com/ndq29pk

Belgium was a powerhouse for small arms manufacture, especially for private purchase for individuals and for military officers for countries that allowed that sort of thing.
This is an 12mm pinfire pistol-carbine, sort of a Belgian Buntline special.
There is no extractor. It was reloaded by sliding the arbor pin forward until the cylinder popped out, then you shook the spent brass out, reloaded the cylinder and put it back into the frame and slid the arbor pin back home.
The chain is to keep you from loosing the cylinder in all the excitement.

The notes for the site says it was manufactured in the 1870's

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2015 01:48 PM (t//F+)

83 as bizzare as it is, I do believe the defector to switzerland media guy From Iran might be correct that This administration is Helping Iran get the bomb.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 01:48 PM (nqBYe)

84 Praise from fools is still praise.

Posted by: Jimmah Carter at March 29, 2015 01:49 PM (7wyDO)

85 There is no two State solution....

Posted by: BB Wolf

Sure there is. Israel stays Israel with the West Bank and Jordan can take in all the Arabs who want to leave and Jordan IS the second State like it always was.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:49 PM (/tNwW)

86 Russian Drone. NSFW language.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/n3nkasb

Posted by: Infidel at March 29, 2015 01:52 PM (9HaoF)

87 1 more thing,
I did not ever want to live in these types of interesting times, where i felt our own country is experiencing a mass acid trip.

Hey, free BC!
uptwinkles!

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 01:52 PM (nqBYe)

88 >>I did not ever want to live in these types of interesting times, where i felt our own country is experiencing a mass acid trip.

Amen!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2015 01:53 PM (TLTHv)

89 starz, encore are free this weekend.
if you don't want to watch the worlds worst movie, be sure not to see "fire in the sky"

Posted by: north and judd at March 29, 2015 01:53 PM (DIDp4)

90 That shotgun in the picture looks like an automatic. I'll bet that would blow a door clean off its hinges.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at March 29, 2015 01:53 PM (Dwehj)

91 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:49 PM (/tNwW)

It's the only plan with a chance.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2015 01:53 PM (Zu3d9)

92 OK which of you morons are selling this shit on ebay?

http://tinyurl.com/purhjma

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 01:53 PM (0FSuD)

93 tunneling can be prevented with a supervised peace agreement.
***
Well that's alright then. What a relief.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's autogynephilic quokka at March 29, 2015 01:54 PM (3F6F8)

94 It's the only plan with a chance.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2015 01:53 PM (Zu3d9)

And even the chance for that is between slim and none

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2015 01:54 PM (/tNwW)

95 72 Nevergiveup

+ 6.022 x 10^23

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 29, 2015 01:55 PM (u82oZ)

96 205 97 You know what would be cool? If Hairy Reid got an eye patch like a pirate. It would do wonders for his image.

Posted by: freaked at February 05, 2015 07:09 AM (JdEZJ)

Or, install an opaque black lens in his glasses frame like Archangel from Airwolf.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 05, 2015 08:13 AM (AFsCH)

Hah. Judging by the recent photo of Harry "Hairy Pederast" Reid in the article from the sidebar, I was pretty close.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 29, 2015 01:55 PM (l3LvV)

97 So, today is Palm Sunday?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 29, 2015 01:57 PM (iQIUe)

98 Carter thinks that free money and housing will fix the worlds problems.

Seems nothing ever changes.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at March 29, 2015 01:57 PM (HDwDg)

99 96
205 97 You know what would be cool? If Hairy Reid got an eye patch like a pirate. It would do wonders for his image.

Posted by: freaked at February 05, 2015 07:09 AM (JdEZJ)

And a parrot. Little boys love parrots. He could be a greeter at Treasure Island, lot's of prospects there.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 01:58 PM (0FSuD)

100 97
So, today is Palm Sunday?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 29, 2015 01:57 PM (iQIUe)

Yep. Holy Week as begun.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 01:59 PM (0FSuD)

101 Reporters don't have STEM degrees, so they stay away from "machines".

Like wheelbarrows and hand trucks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 29, 2015 01:59 PM (0HooB)

102 Or Reid could get horn rims with one dark lens like J. Frank Parnell

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2015 02:00 PM (t//F+)

103 re;harry reid, it's amazing how Public servants seem to become extremely wealthy.
Not.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:00 PM (nqBYe)

104 I fought the treadmill and the treadmill won.

Posted by: Hammerin' Harry Reid at March 29, 2015 02:00 PM (Dwehj)

105
I WANT MY MA!!!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2015 02:01 PM (ynQIy)

106 Love me some Ma Deuce.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2015 02:03 PM (08Znv)

107 I went to a Vaudeville show in Glenwood Springs last night and it was quite good. Our waitress and one of the performers was Alexis. She is tall and blond with sheer black stockinged legs that go all the way up with sort of a Veronica Lake thing going on. But I was with my wife and barely noticed Alexis.

The show was very good. One of the bits Taco Bell's Canon, singing Mexican food to the tune of Pachebel's Canon in D. Another was a couple of hippies singing That Girl Broke Wind to the tune of Dust In the Wind.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 29, 2015 02:04 PM (LImiJ)

108 The article is bad enough, but there is some serious spittle-flecked, rage-filled, delusional Israel-hatred in the comments. There are some people pushing back, though, which is nice to see, especially on a WaPo page.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2015 02:06 PM (mx5oN)

109 singing That Girl Broke Wind to the tune of Dust In the Wind.

Okay, that's funny.

Posted by: Infidel at March 29, 2015 02:07 PM (9HaoF)

110 alright i have something heavy on my mind i need to ask for prayers. i didn't want to but you guys seem a good lot.

my daughter as many might already know went through Hodgkin lymphoma , she was given a clean bill of health by her doc 1 year ago. well she just had her full body cat scan and has 3 masses : on her lung , her esophagus and her ovary.
so i need some prayers.

i know this stuff is akward but if you would while your feeling it, please add her.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:07 PM (nqBYe)

111 Does that gun at the top have the thingy that goes up?

Posted by: Infidel at March 29, 2015 02:08 PM (9HaoF)

112
Hairy Reid was a boxer, wasn't he?

It looks like he took enough of a beating, even while a sitting US Senator (!!-ty) to know that he needed to retire ... and quickly.

Figuring that the men he was dealing with don't take too kindly to failure, and even less kindly to monetary loss ... how much longer, indeed, will Hairy's money last?

Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2015 02:08 PM (FlRtG)

113 95 72 Nevergiveup

+ 6.022 x 10^23
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 29, 2015 01:55 PM (u82oZ)

Avocados' number! Mmm...now I want guacamole.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2015 02:08 PM (mx5oN)

114 Done and done, willow.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2015 02:08 PM (bLnSU)

115 insomniac , thats why i think the country is on one massive acid trip.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:09 PM (nqBYe)

116 Oh, {{{willow}}}, prayers for you and your daughter.

Posted by: Infidel at March 29, 2015 02:09 PM (9HaoF)

117 Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, John Kerry and the worst of them all, Barack Hussein Obama. 35 years of Democrat Party greatness. These guys are ALL on the other side, and I think its fair to conclude that regular D voters are, too. They didn't elect themselves.

Posted by: great big Banana Republic at March 29, 2015 02:10 PM (+kznc)

118 ty, Merovign.
i'm kinda tripping right now as you can see. beside myself in grief.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:10 PM (nqBYe)

119 Comrade Willow, your daughter has been added to my prayer list.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 29, 2015 02:10 PM (v6DZR)

120 Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:07 PM (nqBYe)

I'm very sorry to hear about your daughter. There's no need to feel awkward about it among the Horde. Awkward is what we do.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2015 02:10 PM (mx5oN)

121 ty, infidel, who knows maybe . right?

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:11 PM (nqBYe)

122 115 insomniac , thats why i think the country is on one massive acid trip.
Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:09 PM (nqBYe)

I think it's more like PCP.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2015 02:11 PM (mx5oN)

123
The "give them what they want and they'll embrace peace" crowd thinks that a Palestinian State is what the palis want. Nothing could be further from the truth.

They want Dead Jews.

Period.

They could have had a state 20 years ago when the mid-90s negotiations were in play. But Arafat rejected the notion because he and his merry band of savages would have to give up killing Jews.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2015 02:11 PM (ynQIy)

124 ty, walking dude,
insomniac, no kidding akward moments r us.

but srsly appreciate it.
and i know it's weird.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:12 PM (nqBYe)

125 Hairy Reid was a boxer, wasn't he?

It was I, not that Clay fellow, who perfected the Rope-a-Dope.

Posted by: Hammerin' Harry Reid at March 29, 2015 02:14 PM (Dwehj)

126 Prayers up, willow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 29, 2015 02:15 PM (0HooB)

127 What this country needs is a good, low-cost pistol-caliber carbine.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 29, 2015 02:17 PM (lG2E3)

128 Take a deep breath, willow. When you get a chance, hug your daughter.

The world is a scary place, we all need a hug sometimes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2015 02:17 PM (bLnSU)

129 ty backwards. i hate to throw this at you , i should have gone to shul yesterday and asked, but i feel a little fkd up right now.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:17 PM (nqBYe)

130 Jimmy loves Hamasexuals...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 29, 2015 02:18 PM (SFpiC)

131 Senile Old Fool Calls For Rebuilding Nazi War Machine Gaza

My first thought was Fckin McCain.

Posted by: toby928(C) mutters at March 29, 2015 02:19 PM (rwI+c)

132 merovign, we call her candy,not her real name of course but (because she's just that sweet) two small children.
anyway. ty.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:19 PM (nqBYe)

133 If you are bored, THIS is on TCM. Bacall, Monroe and Grable

http://tinyurl.com/q2x2b49

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 02:20 PM (0FSuD)

134 Jimmy Carter's momma Lillian was a nasty jew-hating piece of work.

Posted by: toby928(C) mutters at March 29, 2015 02:20 PM (rwI+c)

135 When you said senile old fool, I thought you meant McCain. lol

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 29, 2015 02:21 PM (iQIUe)

136 {Willow} prayers out for you both.

She will almost certainly be offered comboagent chemo + radiation therapy, so start bracing yourself for that. Also egg harvesting if she might want kids in the future. I'm not an oncology guy, but always here to chat if you like.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 29, 2015 02:26 PM (SFpiC)

137 One awkward prayer sent heavenward, Willow. Give your daughter a hug for the Horde.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 29, 2015 02:26 PM (KH1sk)

138 Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, John Kerry and the worst of them all, Barack Hussein Obama. 35 years of Democrat Party greatness. These guys are ALL on the other side,

-
All honorable men.

- Mark Antony

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 29, 2015 02:27 PM (LImiJ)

139 Jimmy's parents were neonazis and KKK symps. They used their 'deep Christianity' as a bread for their rabid hate mongering.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 29, 2015 02:28 PM (SFpiC)

140 Somebody needs to ask these WaPo readers where the billions of aid for the Palis over the last 40 years has gone.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 29, 2015 02:29 PM (MMC8r)

141 OG, yes she got that last time.
whew, we had believed it was over. becuase hodkins was relatively one of the least murderous
'hope' you know how it goes.

yeah she doesn't care about the ovary at this point, just to stick around for the babies she has.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:29 PM (nqBYe)

142 beard nor bread.

Alcohol Gauge reads 'Empty'

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 29, 2015 02:29 PM (SFpiC)

143 I'm not religious but I use to enjoy these programs on the Bible shown on I think A&E in the early - mid 90s. They wd interview theologians, archeologists, and show religious art. They always had voice actors reading from the Bible and great musical scores.

Now, they are low quality production crap with the worse sound. For some reason the thing in documentaries is to have all these extraneous sound effects and this zoom zoom quality which is nonsense.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 29, 2015 02:31 PM (iQIUe)

144 OG and Eris, lol i know it's akward , but i'm just that desperate . and everyone please forgive me for putting youi on the spot.
But maybe someone other than I has the Ear of the One.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:32 PM (nqBYe)

145 Because rebuilding Gaza is what we are all about.

Posted by: The PLO at March 29, 2015 02:33 PM (53CCM)

146 Fret not, willow. Awkward prayers are our specialty.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 29, 2015 02:33 PM (0HooB)

147 When you said senile old fool, I thought you meant McCain. lol

So many candidates.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2015 02:33 PM (W5DcG)

148 Jimmah is just trying to take back the 'worst' president ever trophy.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 29, 2015 02:34 PM (WNERA)

149 fgs, alright

cbd (sorry for hijacking an important thread)

i'm gonna head into the kitchen to bake another Bday cake .

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:34 PM (nqBYe)

150 Just look at the pretty flowers, Jimmy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2015 02:35 PM (vPh3W)

151 Sorry to hear this, Willow. Is it normal to wait a year to have a full scan?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 29, 2015 02:35 PM (iQIUe)

152 * hugs Jimmy *

Posted by: Zombie Yassar Arafat at March 29, 2015 02:36 PM (vPh3W)

153 I'm addicted to brake fluid.

It's OK, though. I can stop any time I want.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 29, 2015 02:36 PM (LImiJ)

154 Does anyone remember when Iran's president was that guy who looked like Ringo Starr? And he kept talking about how he wanted to do whatever was necessary to get his eschaton going? Yeah, ppl didn't like him. Maybe ppl decided it would be easier and less scary/nutty if the leader of the free world did it instead. I mean...okay, I'm sorry, I know it's rude. But I can't think of any other reason for our country to be doing what it's doing right now, except that.

Posted by: Thea at March 29, 2015 02:37 PM (Ql2lm)

155 Somebody needs to ask these WaPo readers where the billions of aid for the Palis over the last 40 years has gone.
Posted by: Zap
---------------------

Ammo, rocket propellant, concrete for tunnels, Swiss bank accounts.

Posted by: Zombie Yassar Arafat at March 29, 2015 02:37 PM (vPh3W)

156 It was the scheduled scan that was supposed to be in july (made early because she is having digestion srs digestive issues), she is now on medicaid after her loss of healthcare last year.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:37 PM (nqBYe)

157 anyway, sorry. i'm out to bake the cake.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:38 PM (nqBYe)

158 Pew pew pew pew! Pew pew pew!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 29, 2015 02:39 PM (ZbCKc)

159 {Willow}

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 29, 2015 02:40 PM (SFpiC)

160 Posted by: comrade willow at March 29, 2015 02:32 PM (nqBYe)
---
I like to think we all do,Willow.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 29, 2015 02:40 PM (KH1sk)

161 Willow, If you have a name you'd be willing to share, I'll add it in the Mi Sheberakh.

You have my prayers for healing and complete recovery for your daughter.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 29, 2015 02:40 PM (BZAd3)

162 Snark, some pool chlorine makes a great chaser for the break fluid. Just like a Tums!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 29, 2015 02:41 PM (SFpiC)

163 What this country needs is a good, low-cost pistol-caliber carbine.
Posted by: Cloyd
------------------

Marlin Camp Nine?
Oh, you said 'cheap'.

Posted by: Zombie Yassar Arafat at March 29, 2015 02:41 PM (vPh3W)

164 In the late 70s I had a bumper sticker: "Don't blame me, I voted for Ford". Didn't take long to know Jimma was an arrogant fool. I'm surprised Carter carried Georgia in 1980.

Posted by: JTB at March 29, 2015 02:41 PM (FvdPb)

165 164 - The state that brought us John Lewis?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2015 02:43 PM (vPh3W)

166 Israel left behind millions in food producing greenhouses during the last giveaway to muslims who destroyed them by looting for parts, like the savages they are. This is why present day muslims can't have nice things. Find an old geography textbook or google some pictures of Lebanon from the 50-60s. Beautiful look at it now.
Personally I think it is poetic justice that the fat Sauds Frankenstein monster has now entered their backyard.

Posted by: Old Guy at March 29, 2015 02:44 PM (7Wb3C)

167 Weekend Headlines: Clown Edition
----------------

Don't bother, they're here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2015 02:44 PM (vPh3W)

168 "The deliberate blindness of Democratic Party reporters hasn't stopped people from speculating about what really happened to Harry Reid, but so far, at least, it has prevented the story from exploding into a major scandal."

One would think that the fact that there are people out there who can beat the living shit out of the Senate Majority Leader with total impunity might be a matter of interest to, say, an investigative reporter.

One would think, anyway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2015 02:44 PM (ZbCKc)

169 One would think, anyway.
Posted by: Cicero
-----------------

I'm wondering if Mrs. Reid engaged in a beat-down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2015 02:47 PM (vPh3W)

170 Ramses III didn't waste money on building huge statues of himself; he spent it as a ruler should, on kicking the ass of invaders. The Copts could have used that man in 640 AD

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2015 02:48 PM (AVEe1)

171 Comrade Willow,

You aren't putting anyone on the spot. You are always welcome......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2015 02:48 PM (Zu3d9)

172 willow, I'm so sorry. Prayers on the way.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 29, 2015 02:48 PM (+XMAD)

173 I've always figured it was Reid's own son or brother who did that to him. Check to see if they're lefthanded. And as much as I dislike him, only a coward beats an old man like that.

Posted by: Thea at March 29, 2015 02:49 PM (Ql2lm)

174 Harrison Ford to star in Blade Walker.

Posted by: toby928(C) mutters at March 29, 2015 02:49 PM (rwI+c)

175 Somebody needs to ask these WaPo readers where the billions of aid for the Palis over the last 40 years has gone.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 29, 2015 02:29 PM

Well some of it went to greatly improve the quality of life for one Pali, Arafat's widow.

Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2015 02:50 PM (3hlFs)

176 I've always figured it was Reid's own son or brother who did that to him. Check to see if they're lefthanded. And as much as I dislike him, only a coward beats an old man like that.

Do tell.

Posted by: Some Goodfellas at March 29, 2015 02:51 PM (ZbCKc)

177
One would think that the fact that there are people out there who can beat the living shit out of the Senate Majority Leader with total impunity might be a matter of interest to, say, an investigative reporter.

One would think, anyway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2015 02:44 PM (ZbCKc)

Nope.... the American media is primarily made up of cowards

They are Leftists who do not believe in fighting... and thus don't know how to defend themselves..

So... they will not even talk about groups that are an actual physical threat to them...

Note the real lack of coverage of anything anti Islam... why? pure Fear...

Thus... a person or group who can, with impunity beat up a very powerful government official... well... lets just say they don't think that is a safe subject to report on... Like the TEA Party, or Christians...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 29, 2015 02:52 PM (qh617)

178 I'm all for rebuilding Gaza...

As long as it is rebuilt in the middle of the sinai peninsula.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2015 02:52 PM (JBzwC)

179 I can't believe I'd forgotten this:

https://tinyurl.com/ohrrlnb

42 years ago today, the last American soldiers were withdrawn from Vietnam.

I am so old.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 29, 2015 02:53 PM (BZAd3)

180 Have to agree with Lillian. If I was told that I could have kids but only if they turned out like Rabbit Boy, I'd probably ask directions to the nearest bathhouse instead

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2015 02:57 PM (AVEe1)

181 Harry was probed by one of those grey outer space aliens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2015 02:57 PM (W5DcG)

182 Question over or under toilet paper is finally solved by 1891 patent.

http://tinyurl.com/pg6gzzj

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 02:58 PM (0FSuD)

183 179 I can't believe I'd forgotten this:

https://tinyurl.com/ohrrlnb

42 years ago today, the last American soldiers were withdrawn from Vietnam.

I am so old.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 29, 2015 02:53 PM (BZAd3)

Yep... the day that set the Pattern that Democrats continue to this day...

Where the Military wins the War, then the Democrats give away, all they have won...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 29, 2015 02:58 PM (qh617)

184 OK which of you morons are selling this shit on ebay?
http://tinyurl.com/purhjma
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 01:53 PM

Speaking of Morons placing ads, That reminds me of the Craigslist ad a guy placed that went viral a few years ago. Dude was obviously frustrated with C-List dumbasses wasting his time. It made for a funny ad.

For those that haven't seen it, here are some fcuking cinder blocks! for sale:

http://tinyurl.com/njgpptd

Posted by: TJ Camper at March 29, 2015 03:02 PM (jNSSK)

185 Yep... the day that set the Pattern that Democrats continue to this day...

Where the Military wins the War, then the Democrats give away, all they have won...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 29, 2015 02:58 PM (qh617)

A lot of people don't remember or even know this, but the Democrat congress at the time made it illegal to give further aid to South Vietnam (1974) so they could fight off the North making a comparison to what happened after Obama failed (refused) to get a SOFA in Iraq, valid.

The communists murdered vast numbers as a result.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 29, 2015 03:04 PM (BZAd3)

186

And as much as I dislike him, only a coward beats an old man like that.

Generally, yes.

But Reid is not just any old man ... and the things he did to deserve this, he did as an old man ... knowing all the while that he shouldn't do these things, as they were and are wrong ... but he did them anyway.

For Reid, I have no sympathy, and I figure he got what he deserved.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2015 03:05 PM (FlRtG)

187 Not sure why anyone wd think it was worth going to prison for.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 29, 2015 03:06 PM (iQIUe)

188 Carter sucked when he fell out of his mama's ass, he sucked as president, and he sucks as a senile old waste of skin.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 29, 2015 03:09 PM (FMbng)

189 Sometimes parents deserve to get beat. A woman came into the ER seizing and stating her kid beat her up. Saw no bruises on her. Everyone was ragging on the kid but I went out and ask him if he hit her and why? He was about 14 and said he was tired of coming home and there never be any food b/c she used all their money to get high. It wasnt long before I had to pull a male nurse off her b/c she was such a pain in the ass. The woman had track marks up and down her arms but wd carry on anytime they tried to start an IV, blowing the IV and seizing.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 29, 2015 03:11 PM (iQIUe)

190 I spoke with one of the guys who guarded Carter.
Said he was an elitist, obnoxious, asshole who was deeply in love with himself. Treated the agents like crap.
He said Reagan was his opposite. Warm, friendly, down to earth. Actually remembered the agents names. Even thanked them.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 29, 2015 03:11 PM (F0Cog)

191 And as much as I dislike him, only a coward beats an old man like that.

Meh. I don't care how "old" or "weak" you are, you lay a finger on my niece or nephews and you deserve every blow that rains down on you.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 29, 2015 03:14 PM (/kI1Q)

192 191
And as much as I dislike him, only a coward beats an old man like that.

It's the mob. He's lucky he is alive. He could of had a fatal accident.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 03:17 PM (0FSuD)

193 Blade Runner needs a prequel way more than a sequel. I want to know about "the Old Bladerunner". I want to know about his "magic".

Posted by: toby928(C) mutters at March 29, 2015 03:25 PM (rwI+c)

194 nood

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 29, 2015 03:29 PM (0FSuD)

195 Posted by: Bruce J. at March 29, 2015 03:11 PM (iQIUe)

One of the meanest persons I ever knew was a man who lived about a block away from us when I was a kid. He had a wife and 2 daughters who he just terrorized. He was verbally and (sometimes) physically abusive. I saw Mrs. M with a black eye more than once, and everyone knew who gave it to her - but she never called the cops and back in the '60's and '70's, the neighbors were reluctant to get involved in other people's domestic affairs.

One daughter rebelled by becoming, frankly, a huge slut in hs. The other was painfully, painfully shy. Both moved out as soon as they could. The mother died not long afterward.

Mr. M. ended up in a nursing home. My sister had a college friend (who did not know the family background) who worked there and said, "That poor man. His daughters never visit him." My sister said they had their reasons. Apparently he got nicer once he was too old and weak to beat the crap out of anybody. The staff blamed the girls for being bad daughters, but they didn't realize what a bad parent he had been.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 29, 2015 03:29 PM (+XMAD)

196 Full disclosure: I was related to the guy I mentioned.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 29, 2015 03:30 PM (F0Cog)

197 When I saw the headline I was like, "what did Joe do now?"

Posted by: charlie brown's hebdo at March 29, 2015 03:30 PM (cIoI4)

198
So
Thread is dead, eh?

Everyone's gaming?

Well then.

Posted by: Maxwell Edison at March 29, 2015 03:30 PM (fX3p4)

199 >>> Jimmy Carter, the guy who gave us our new Nuke Pals, is lecturing us about foreign policy.

Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: swamp rabbit at March 29, 2015 03:32 PM (Ua6T/)

200 No, just thinking and peeing.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 29, 2015 03:33 PM (iQIUe)

201 190 I spoke with one of the guys who guarded Carter.
Said he was an elitist, obnoxious, asshole who was deeply in love with himself. Treated the agents like crap.
He said Reagan was his opposite. Warm, friendly, down to earth. Actually remembered the agents names. Even thanked them.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 29, 2015 03:11 PM (F0Cog)

I've also read the same about the Clintons vs. Dubya. The Clintons also treated their agents like crap and Bush was good to them. And Obama and Mooch - I can just imagine.

Apparently being a "compassionate" leftist means you have carte blanche to treat the actual humans in your life like shit, especially if they are subordinates.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 29, 2015 03:34 PM (+XMAD)

202 >>> Everyone's gaming?

Not I, Mr pre-med.

Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2015 03:37 PM (Ua6T/)

203 I concur with the theory that Reid was beaten as a reward for failing the wrong people. I also maintain the Breitbart was expertly chemically terminated with extreme prejudice. Because that's how the movers and shakers work.

But I'm just an crazy, wild-eyed, big bottomed old guard right-wing extremist. Pay no attention to my ramblings.

Posted by: CWEBBOGRWE at March 29, 2015 03:42 PM (76HNm)

204 198
So
Thread is dead, eh?

Everyone's gaming?

Well then.
Posted by: Maxwell Edison at March 29, 2015 03:30 PM (fX3p4)
******

Not much activity there either. It's a nice day, maybe they're outside.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's autogynephilic quokka at March 29, 2015 03:44 PM (cIoI4)

205 >>> It's a nice day, maybe they're outside.

I came in to rest my sunburn.

Entertain me!

Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2015 03:46 PM (Ua6T/)

206 Entertain me!

*juggles chainsaws*

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 29, 2015 03:47 PM (/kI1Q)

207
But I'm just an crazy, wild-eyed, big bottomed old guard right-wing extremist. Pay no attention to my ramblings.

Posted by: CWEBBOGRWE at March 29, 2015 03:42 PM (76HNm)

***

If anything happens to Cruz or Walker, I'll join any cause willing to terminate this regime by any means. Although I have nothing against Reid getting beaten up.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's autogynephilic quokka at March 29, 2015 03:49 PM (3F6F8)

208 'Sup, Radish?

Feeling the economic pinch of the boycott?

Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2015 03:52 PM (Ua6T/)

209 'Nother thing about Carter. His brother made the worst beer I've ever had. I mean I really like beer, but that was THE WORST. Luckily I only had one can.

Posted by: HH at March 29, 2015 03:54 PM (Ce4DF)

210 Entertain me!
Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2015 03:46 PM (Ua6T/)
******
I was at the architecture digest show last week in nyc and I saw this guy with a huge protruding butt as if he'd gotten a Brazillian butt lift and I thought, "I gotta get one of those". There's only so much that hormones can do with fat redistribution. The rest must be surgical. Plus I need to work on the voice.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's autogynephilic quokka at March 29, 2015 03:55 PM (3F6F8)

211 If Russian trolls are in actuality lonely, overworked, single women kept in the dark and fed BS, they would seem to be prime targets for Operation Romance in the Dark. Make them eat their hearts out until they beg for mercy.

Torture them with ROMCOM. Play torch songs, suitable for only two.

Tina Turner's "I Don't Want to Fight Anymore", anything by Barry White or Luther Vandross. Black artists preferred as that fights the NARRATIVE that American blacks toil in slavery, while in actuality Beyonc� is as rich as Croesus, as long as she wasn't fool enough to give Jay Z a power of attorney to her money!

Dinah Washington's "Romance in the Dark", or "I'm Mad About the Boy"! Job listings for servers at the Tilted Kilt. Why does she continue to toil in a dank dark cave for a pittance, $700 per month? Defect to the West where hot Russian babes have their own flashy websites.

http://www.hotrussianbrides.com/

All is fair in love and cyber war.

P.S. Did I get even one damn golf clap yet. All these great one-liners down the Memory hole! Jesus wept!

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 29, 2015 04:01 PM (EMi53)

212 There was a Reagan story about how he wd talk to one of the WH guards who was from CA. He invited him to lunch which was served in the WH kitchen. Nixon showed up, too. Reagan said, here we are, 3 CA boys having a bite to eat.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 29, 2015 04:08 PM (iQIUe)

213 Feeling the economic pinch of the boycott?

My employer is a multinational corporation that manufactures parts of war machines. They're laying people off to goose their stock price, but sales are good.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 29, 2015 04:10 PM (/kI1Q)

214
Gabriel Byrne also tells a good story about Reagan. He wd be driving in BH and see Reagan and his SS entourage walking on the street. One cay, he saw Reagan cross and walk up to some gardeners working and just start chatting to them to their pleasant surprise. Byrne's take was only in America...

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 29, 2015 04:10 PM (iQIUe)

215 Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 29, 2015 03:11 PM:

(Carter an a-hole, Reagan gracious to Secret Service guards)

Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: FOAF at March 29, 2015 04:46 PM (eVemY)

216 willow, prayers and sympathy for your daughter

Posted by: FOAF at March 29, 2015 04:47 PM (eVemY)

217 "131 Senile Old Fool Calls For Rebuilding Nazi War Machine Gaza

My first thought was Fckin McCain."

I figured it for Jim "F*** the Jews, they don't vote for us" Baker.

Posted by: A pot of message at March 29, 2015 04:59 PM (ybzJi)

218 The SS says the Clintons were a split decision. Bill was warm and friendly, Hillary a nightmare of arrogance and self declared elitism. The problem was Hillary demanded more attention than Bill and treated the SS like butlers.,

Posted by: Pat at March 29, 2015 05:26 PM (c+vKr)

219 Jimmy's three other siblings died of pancreatic cancer at ages, 51, 54 and 63. So how did this POS gets 90 years? (And counting) A full half a life time and more than any of his siblings?

Nukelear power, that's my theory.

In 1952, 28 year old Jimmy, a Navy nuke officer at the time, was sent to Chalk River Canada to assist in repair operations on a partial nuclear meltdown. Did the radiation he was exposed to protect him from in Canada the family's genetic predisposition to pancreatic cancer?

This should be researched. This POS should have been dead 30-35 years ago, at least.

Posted by: Jimbolaya at March 29, 2015 07:14 PM (4HYng)

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