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Hoops Thread [Y-not]

So, apparently there's some basketball occurring at present.

Your wish etcetera etcetera...

hoop2.jpg

Open thread for basketball and whatnot.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:17 PM




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1 Nothin but net!

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 28, 2015 06:18 PM (JgC5a)

2 Thanks Y-not! You're the best.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 06:19 PM (Gu/HL)

3 Basketball is ghey.


Nice thread though.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:20 PM (ipqYf)

4 Thanks Y-Not. How is pervert Marv still working?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:20 PM (0FSuD)

5 Grammie! Where is your bad self?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 06:20 PM (Gu/HL)

6 So frozen chicken fingers that are four months past good if used date?


Will they kill me?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:21 PM (0FSuD)

7 How 'bout them Zags!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 06:21 PM (08Znv)

8 Try as I might, I cannot come up with a sufficiently deranged and naughty comment regarding the pictured lady's hoop and basketball.

I'm usually pretty good at this sort of thing. I've disappointed myself.

Again.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 06:22 PM (Dj0WE)

9 Nip sip, have someone from Arizona test them for you. Go Bucky!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 06:22 PM (Gu/HL)

10 It is worth noting though, a complete lack of elbows.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 06:22 PM (Dj0WE)

11 "Will they kill me?"



No, they'll be fine.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:22 PM (ipqYf)

12 Nip Sip
Recommend a good bourbon to kill off any old chix Kooties.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 06:23 PM (08Znv)

13 I haven't been following it that closely. From what little I've watched, Kentucky is going to win the whole thing and it won't be close. Kentucky's coach is a crap weasal. I suspect in about 5 years, he will be in the NBA (failing) and this undefeated season and national title will be vacated. Calipari has a track record of shady shit.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 28, 2015 06:23 PM (zYqjf)

14 Watt-not....it's Earth Hour tonight.....turn your lights off so Al can burn his.

Posted by: BignJames at March 28, 2015 06:23 PM (j7iSn)

15 Hunnerd year old hoops: eeeecksxellent!

Posted by: DM at March 28, 2015 06:23 PM (/u4wb)

16 Have a nice white wine

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:23 PM (0FSuD)

17 Apparently, parasols were not addressed:
http://tinyurl.com/okolqgj

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:24 PM (vPh3W)

18 Have a nice white wine

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:23 PM (0FSuD)

Cut it w/some Everclear.

Posted by: BignJames at March 28, 2015 06:25 PM (j7iSn)

19 Earth hour?

Flame on!

Full throttle!

Vroom, vroom! Gas, gas! Go, go!

Posted by: DM at March 28, 2015 06:25 PM (/u4wb)

20 Earth Hour? I'll have to hunt down a young child and sacrifice him (or her) to Gaia!! High Druid Priest Al Gore demands it!!

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 28, 2015 06:25 PM (zYqjf)

21 White wine will suffice.
Recommend two bottles with a robust after dinner mood-setter.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 06:26 PM (08Znv)

22 Will they kill me?
Posted by: Nip
---------------------

I just got a bargain on canned minced clams. Sell-By date of last month. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:26 PM (vPh3W)

23 So, ghey, basketball lasts until.........?


April?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:27 PM (ipqYf)

24 I'll have to hunt down a young child and sacrifice him (or her) to Gaia!!

Waste not, want not.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 28, 2015 06:27 PM (ZKGnj)

25 Mike they banned confederate uniforms years ago. Son was a KA at Duke, so they just had old South somewhere off campus and told them to get fucked.



They had a Black member. He loved wearing the uniform. PC Poleeese.



Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:27 PM (0FSuD)

26 I thought hoop skirts were banned because racist or something.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:27 PM (wlDny)

27 Al Gore's nasal drone is almost as grating as Barky's barking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:27 PM (vPh3W)

28 KAMINSKY!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 06:28 PM (Gu/HL)

29 I thought hoop skirts were banned because racist or something.
Posted by: Vic
----------------

See link at 17

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:28 PM (vPh3W)

30 "I just got a bargain on canned minced clams. Sell-By date of last month. What could go wrong?"

Whew.


Don't normally care about "born on dates" and shit, but, wow, yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:28 PM (ipqYf)

31 @26

Yes Vic, Hoops are racist cause worn in Gone with the Wind, or something.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:29 PM (0FSuD)

32 29
I thought hoop skirts were banned because racist or something.

Posted by: Vic

----------------



See link at 17

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:28 PM (vPh3W)

I posted a link to a site that covered that several days ago. It is BS.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:30 PM (wlDny)

33 I haven't been following it that closely. From what little I've watched, Kentucky is going to win the whole thing and it won't be close. Kentucky's coach is a crap weasal. I suspect in about 5 years, he will be in the NBA (failing) and this undefeated season and national title will be vacated. Calipari has a track record of shady shit.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 28, 2015 06:23 PM (zYqjf)


Hasn't he done that already? The NBA flameout?


There was a story some years ago, told by a local radio guy who worships him, that Calipari had sex with a waitress at some bar/restaurant, right then and there on the floor. Apparently it was a semi-private party or something like that. I don't recall the details, but this was supposed to be his epiphany moment, where he straightened up his act afterwards.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 06:30 PM (Dj0WE)

34 Hoop skirt be damned. Looks like she's been drilled from the three point line several times.
And she probably a starter for the Brattlesboro womenz team.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 06:30 PM (08Znv)

35 They had a Black member. He loved wearing the uniform. PC Poleeese.
Posted by: Nip
--------------

Local black guy has documented ancestor who served in the Confederacy. On Confederate Memorial day, he dons a Uniform, and stands on a street corner with a Stars and Bars. No one says anything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:30 PM (vPh3W)

36 OK, Bucky. Let's get it on.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 28, 2015 06:31 PM (/pOl7)

37 31 Yes Vic, Hoops are racist cause worn in Gone with the Wind, or something.


Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:29 PM (0FSuD)

Makes me think of that black bandleader shouting "choose your partner for the Virginia Reel".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:31 PM (wlDny)

38 Something tells me I am going to take a massive democrat in the morning.



Popcorn Chicken fingers for dinner and an entire can of Luck's Pinto beans for lunch.



Could be a curler.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:32 PM (0FSuD)

39 Finally. I have help here. Go Bucky!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 06:32 PM (Gu/HL)

40 Uh-oh, looks this thread it outtta control

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:34 PM (ipqYf)

41 My little brother is a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans. You can not be a member unless you can document at least one ancestor who was a confederate veretan. IIANM there is a black member in his troop.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:35 PM (wlDny)

42 The hottie I have illicit yahoo chats with is in Kentucky, and she's a 'Cats fan, so I'm for them.

(yes, I know, I know, 'she' is prob a 68-yr old immigrant guy in Bayonne, NJ....)

Posted by: lurkperv at March 28, 2015 06:35 PM (4BoOM)

43 How about that Robinson family? I hear they're a regular bunch of world-class ballers.

Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2015 06:35 PM (ty633)

44 OK any tech guys here? I foolishly opened a junk mail a month ago and clicked on unsubscribe, which I guess tells the spammers it's a real email.


Now I am getting four emails a day that my junk filter is not catching. Have they put something on computer that allows them to go through?



I've run Catch Cleaner, wiped out all cookies, still getting them?



Any ideas?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:38 PM (0FSuD)

45 Don't normally care about "born on dates" and shit, but, wow, yeah.
Posted by: Ricardo
---------------------

I have a buddy with whom I exchange gag gifts at Christmas. This ought to be pretty ripe by then.

Come to think of it..., really is a 'gag' gift.

My dad and one of his friends used to do the same thing. One year the guy gave my dad a gift-wrapped can of Bon Vivant vichyssoise. Few here are old enough to remember why that is significant, so:
http://tinyurl.com/owohdqe

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:38 PM (vPh3W)

46 The hottie I have illicit yahoo chats with is in Kentucky, and she's a 'Cats fan, so I'm for them.

(yes, I know, I know, 'she' is prob a 68-yr old immigrant guy in Bayonne, NJ....)
Posted by: lurkperv at March 28, 2015 06:35 PM (4BoOM)


Hey, I'm not 68, but admittedly those pics I sent you are more than a few years old.

Posted by: Assley Judd at March 28, 2015 06:38 PM (Dj0WE)

47 Anybody see the movie August: Osage County? I couldnt watch it all. It's alcholism, pill addiction, cancer, family discord and some incest thrown it to boot. Maybe I'm missing something and it had some message of value I missed.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 06:38 PM (iQIUe)

48 My little brother is a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans. You can not be a member unless you can document at least one ancestor who was a confederate veretan. IIANM there is a black member in his troop.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:35 PM (wlDny)


I am also a member of that organization. Just recently as a matter of fact. My moms neighbor is the president of the tennessee chapter. My mom is getting older an nostalgic and she was digging through her deceased brothers family stuff and found paperwork that one of my relatives was in a Virginia regiment.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 06:38 PM (KbNXw)

49 41
My little brother is a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans. You
can not be a member unless you can document at least one ancestor who
was a confederate veretan. IIANM there is a black member in his troop.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:35 PM (wlDny)

I am a life member.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:39 PM (0FSuD)

50 Nip Sip - Malwarebytes? That is my go-to for cleanup. Free.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:39 PM (vPh3W)

51 Anybody see the movie August: Osage County? I couldnt watch it all. It's alcholism, pill addiction, cancer, family discord and some incest thrown it to boot. Maybe I'm missing something and it had some message of value I missed.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 06:38 PM (iQIUe)

Hollywood thinks pain sells. Then a little movie made on a 300K budget like God's not dead rakes in millions. They just scratch their heads.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 06:40 PM (KbNXw)

52 "Come to think of it..., really is a 'gag' gift.
"


That's awesome.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:40 PM (ipqYf)

53 Damn Nip Sip.
I was going to suggest an early evening limoncello to rest your chixs delight but given the beans I'll suggest a good IPA.
After all. Beans and beer are two of the Army food groups. And I think that may be what's in order here.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 06:41 PM (08Znv)

54 @50

Thanks will download it now. You da man

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:41 PM (0FSuD)

55 " It's alcholism, pill addiction, cancer, family discord and some incest thrown it to boot."


AoS?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:42 PM (ipqYf)

56
39 Finally. I have help here. Go Bucky!
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 06:32 PM (Gu/HL)

Go Bucky

You interested in showing up at a wisc momee?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 06:43 PM (1FBjV)

57 Nip - Beaware, it will take it a long time to run..., you probably have hundreds of thousands of files to be checked. My advice, start it, and walk away. Check back every hour or so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:43 PM (vPh3W)

58 44 I've run Catch Cleaner, wiped out all cookies, still getting them?



Any ideas?


Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:38 PM (0FSuD)

Blocking spam is specific to the email you are using. Mine allows me to block it individually but it only allows you to block so many so after a while it starts back. What I do is open my email periodically during the day and just delete everything. One thing I have found too that helps is to NOT provide your email address when completing stuff like warranty registrations etc. Most companies sell those to people in buckets and that is when you start getting all the spam.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:44 PM (wlDny)

59 Who.
Gives.
A.
Fuck?

I thought so. Third prize is you're fired.

Posted by: Dan Patterson at March 28, 2015 06:45 PM (CdaAi)

60 * understands why my urgent emails to Vic remain unanswered *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:45 PM (vPh3W)

61 55 " It's alcholism, pill addiction, cancer, family discord and some incest thrown it to boot."


AoS?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:42 PM (ipqYf)

3 out of 5 hmmm

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 06:45 PM (1FBjV)

62 Wet nose bespeaks hungry dog.

bbl

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:46 PM (vPh3W)

63 50
Nip Sip - Malwarebytes? That is my go-to for cleanup. Free.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:39 PM (vPh3W)

Malwarebytes recently went to a 30 day time limit on their free version. It wasn't on mine but it got an automatic update a few months ago and then went to a 30 day trial.

I had to switch to free AVG.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 06:47 PM (wlDny)

64 "3 out of 5 hmmm"


Ah, I'm just not saying anything. I don't do that. Good taste and all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:48 PM (ipqYf)

65 62 Wet nose bespeaks hungry dog.

bbl
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 06:46 PM (vPh3W)

Ours whine like there are being maimed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 06:49 PM (1FBjV)

66 Love basketball, but I'm not really following the college, just trying to get the Spurs to focus and not lose games they should win. I've found over the years they do better when I'm at the game, AND wearing my black ostrich cowboy boots.

That responsibility puts a lot of pressure on me.

Posted by: stace at March 28, 2015 06:50 PM (ImzkZ)

67 Hoos are not banned, but all must be fitted with external emergency access technology - or have a stew crew inside the hoop - in case the operators become incapacitated...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2015 06:50 PM (SFpiC)

68 64 "3 out of 5 hmmm"


Ah, I'm just not saying anything. I don't do that. Good taste and all.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:48 PM (ipqYf)

You are a gentleman & a scholar

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 06:51 PM (1FBjV)

69 As a Badger fan I can give anyone not interested a pretty good insight on what will happen. The game will stay close (like it is now) for a few minutes after the half, Arizona will then open up a six or so point lead till about 8 minutes left, then the Badgers will take back the lead and keep it around six points till time runs out. Pretty much their MO all year.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 28, 2015 06:52 PM (yoX7S)

70 Running Malware scan now. Using MSN email, never had this problem till after the unsubscribe deal. I get spam from the same people I have supposedly deleted and blocked, which leads me to believe they have figured out a way to avoid spam filter.



I have MSN Webroot on. I took off McAfee, it is just too damn slow. Both come with my MSN subscription.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 06:52 PM (0FSuD)

71 One odd branch of the family tree had thirteen sons during the War Between the States. All thirteen served. One was Confederate, the rest Union.

Still no explanation of why one went south, but he did.

All thirteen came home, too. So, either they were chickenshit and never went to the front lines (which I know to be false) or else those Quackenbushes were a seriously lucky bunch of boys.

Could have been the number 13, for all I know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2015 06:53 PM (+YMhA)

72 "You are a gentleman a scholar"



Honestly. I'm a dick too. I just try to be nice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:53 PM (ipqYf)

73 Oh, and do not taunt happy fun TANK.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2015 06:54 PM (+YMhA)

74 " It's alcholism, pill addiction, cancer, family discord and some incest thrown it to boot."

You make these sound like a bad thing. Well, ok. Cancer sucks....

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 06:54 PM (08Znv)

75 That responsibility puts a lot of pressure on me.
Posted by: stace at March 28, 2015 06

Pics or it didnt happen

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 06:54 PM (1FBjV)

76 Badgers playing terrible defense. Move. Your. Feet.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 06:54 PM (Gu/HL)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:55 PM (ipqYf)

78 Honestly. I'm a dick too. I just try to be nice.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015

Then it's. That's Mr.,Dickto you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 06:57 PM (1FBjV)

79 TED CRUZ.



UP and OVER.



Blow it up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:57 PM (ipqYf)

80
Sterling's wife is suing his mistress to get back gifts he gave her. But why? She did her a favor. I doubt Mrs. Sterling is giving him round the clock blow jobs. She argued that it was community property. Okay, so it was 1/2 of his to give away. You took away his team and now you want to take away his blow jobs.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 06:57 PM (iQIUe)

81 Bucky not playing well so far. Could be trouble.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 28, 2015 06:58 PM (/pOl7)

82 "Then it's. That's Mr.,Dickto you"


And, Mr. Dick to you as well, MH.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:58 PM (ipqYf)

83 Don't forget to turn every freaking light you have on tonight. (I think the Peans have already done it (8:30 GMT) but we can make up for the idiocy by flooding the earth with light.

Don't they understand that lack of light is not progress, it's going back to a worse time. Take a look at pics of N.Korea.

Dark. It's like an island of nothing. China to the north is lit up and S.Korea is lit even more.

Progressivism is regressivism.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2015 06:59 PM (zRby/)

84 from Drudge
Weekly Standard article

US Negotiating Team Mainly There to Speak on Iran's Behalf

http://tinyurl.com/o57vgmd


awesome

Posted by: ToeJammer-FunCamper at March 28, 2015 06:59 PM (7d8Ef)

85 SFSSWHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSS....ZAS Said upthread, fucksko upou ki nsdfuck youswwwhhhhhhhhhhhsssgghghghhghghghsssssssssss...

Posted by: stephen livingston seagull at March 28, 2015 06:59 PM (UFPdl)

86 Like lowandslow said, this is how it goes with the Badgers.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 06:59 PM (Gu/HL)

87 That should at least clear things up for any confused parties.

Posted by: ToeJammer-FunCamper at March 28, 2015 07:00 PM (7d8Ef)

88
81 Bucky not playing well so far. Could be trouble.
Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 28, 2015

Playing better than Thursday night. Still not happy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 07:00 PM (1FBjV)

89 "Well, ok. Cancer sucks...."


Yeah, it does. But if you drink and fuck around enough, not a problem.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 07:00 PM (ipqYf)

90 So I ran the malware program and it found 71 issues. So the other supposedly running current are worthless?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:00 PM (0FSuD)

91 US Negotiating Team Mainly There to Speak on Iran's Behalf
http://tinyurl.com/o57vgmd
Posted by: ToeJammer-FunCamper at March 28, 2015 06:59 PM

That should have said:

Iranian Defector: US Negotiating Team Mainly There to Speak on Iran's Behalf

Posted by: ToeJammer-FunCamper at March 28, 2015 07:02 PM (7d8Ef)

92

*Jazz Legs*

Posted by: Nuclear Spider at March 28, 2015 07:03 PM (7d8Ef)

93 Thread die?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 07:06 PM (ipqYf)

94 Thread is at halftime. Refilling drink cask...

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:07 PM (Gu/HL)

95 @94

This

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:07 PM (0FSuD)

96 oops that wasn't supposed to be this thread. Already posted in the other and I thought THAT was the wrong thread.

Computers are hard

Posted by: TJ-FunCamper at March 28, 2015 07:07 PM (7d8Ef)

97 I hope nobody thinks I'm a dick.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 07:07 PM (ipqYf)

98 EVERYBODY thinks you're a dick, RK. Thats what makes you Moron Worthy. Nice people suck.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2015 07:09 PM (SFpiC)

99 It would be nice if the Irish won tonight b/c I know my Dad will be rooting for them and at 83 y.o. there aren't a lot more chances left. But I guess Kentucky is killer good.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 07:10 PM (9BRsg)

100 Arizona shot 54 percent and Bucky only shot 38 percent. It may sound strange but that doesn't bode well for the Wildcats in the second half.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 28, 2015 07:10 PM (yoX7S)

101 Is dickishness measured on a 5 point or 10 point scale?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:11 PM (Gu/HL)

102 F'ck Basketball. Sending money to Ted Cruz. I am THE dick.

Posted by: JROD at March 28, 2015 07:11 PM (wnwJC)

103 If Grey Fox is here, Mr Y-not recommends checking out this book:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/29/books/29book.html?_r=0

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 07:12 PM (9BRsg)

104 I like you, Ricardo, even if you are a dick.

Posted by: stace at March 28, 2015 07:12 PM (ImzkZ)

105 Posted by: stephen livingston seagull at March 28, 2015 06:59 PM (UFPdl)

Sounded more like a plover.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2015 07:12 PM (AVEe1)

106 "EVERYBODY thinks you're a dick, RK"


That warms the cockles of my heart. Asshole.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 07:13 PM (ipqYf)

107 @98

I love dicks, what your phone number?

Posted by: Barney at March 28, 2015 07:13 PM (0FSuD)

108 Garrett is a bigger dick than Dick Kill, I hear.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 07:14 PM (9BRsg)

109 US Negotiating Team Mainly There to Speak on Iran's Behalf

Boy, when someone rants "death to boulder terlit hobo" every Friday evening at the mosque, that totally makes me want to take his side.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2015 07:14 PM (AVEe1)

110
97 I hope nobody thinks I'm a dick.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015

I hell no, it's a joke. Once a guy called me a cocksucker on the phone.,I told him that's Mr. Cocksucker to you. He slammed the phone down. I laughed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 07:14 PM (1FBjV)

111 Well just covered my two Jane's Magnolias. Can't do anything with the Bradford Pear. Two big to cover but still small enough to be a hazarded during a hard freeze.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2015 07:15 PM (wlDny)

112 Garrett cracks me up. Guess what that makes me? For my money, jwest is the biggest non-troll dick.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:15 PM (Gu/HL)

113 Oh, I'm kidding about garrett. He knows I love him. Sadly, he saves all of HIS loving for bears.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 07:16 PM (9BRsg)

114 Anyway, fuck all ya'll.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 07:17 PM (ipqYf)

115
I use to hate medieval stuff. Now I cant get enough of it.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:17 PM (iQIUe)

116 @111

Talking about 26 in CLT. My dogwoods and cherry trees still not out, so I am ok

Posted by: Barney at March 28, 2015 07:18 PM (0FSuD)

117 Nice people suck.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2015 07:09 PM (SFpiC)


That's not what the bumper sticker says.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 07:18 PM (W5DcG)

118
That should have said:

Iranian Defector: US Negotiating Team Mainly There to Speak on Iran's Behalf


Not just that. The guy worked for the Iranian President.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 07:19 PM (MMC8r)

119 *reattaches 5 point harness for 2nd half*

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:19 PM (Gu/HL)

120 The amanda knox haters are still going nuts. However, they did this mass blocking thing. I think they are planning some sort of super attack/hissyfit.

I sure hope Knox carries a gun. They are that effin nuts.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:19 PM (iQIUe)

121 101 Is dickishness measured on a 5 point or 10 point scale?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:11 PM (Gu/HL)

5.14 is average.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2015 07:20 PM (mx5oN)

122 RK isn't a dick.
The guy who said The Famous Grouse scotch sucks is a dick. A typical Seattle liberal. Can't let anything interfere with his Chardonnay.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 07:21 PM (08Znv)

123
Sunday nite is TWD finale. 90 minutes of guts.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:21 PM (iQIUe)

124
120 The amanda knox haters are still going nuts. However, they did this mass blocking thing. I think they are planning some sort of super attack/hissyfit. I sure hope Knox carries a gun. They are that effin nuts.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:19 PM (iQIUe)


I'm surprised the nutjob here hasn't returned. Just about every single idiotic piece of "evidence" he gave last night was covered by ace in his special podcast and taken down quite effectively.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2015 07:21 PM (zt+N6)

125 And also, Famous Grouse is very tasty.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:22 PM (Gu/HL)

126 119 *reattaches 5 point harness for 2nd half*
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:19 PM (Gu/HL)

Whatever weird shit you're into, it's cool, just keep it on the DL.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2015 07:22 PM (mx5oN)

127
Whatever happened to Seattle Slough?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:22 PM (iQIUe)

128 Is this the computer self help thread?
I'm having trouble with boot code leaving my monitor blank, almost like someone tried to root me, or did root me.

Posted by: Ben Gentle at March 28, 2015 07:22 PM (bZUVR)

129
127 Whatever happened to Seattle Slough?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:22 PM (iQIUe)


Blowing Obama's dick on another website probably.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2015 07:23 PM (zt+N6)

130 I'm surprised the nutjob here hasn't returned. Just about every single idiotic piece of "evidence" he gave last night was covered by ace in his special podcast and taken down quite effectively.
Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2015 07:21 PM (zt+N6)

He was a pain in the ass but by the end I felt sorry for him. He obviously had "problems." But her other detractors are the same. Nuckin Futz.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:23 PM (iQIUe)

131 Where is Ace, when we need sweet talk about Kiefer Suthreland's ass.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 07:23 PM (ipqYf)

132 127
Whatever happened to Seattle Slough?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:22 PM (iQIUe)


Died in 2002 having won three Triple Crowns.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2015 07:24 PM (mx5oN)

133
Hoops???

Hoops????

Why is ace posting about hoops at a time like this??????

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 07:24 PM (MDgS8)

134 125
And also, Famous Grouse is very tasty.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:22 PM (Gu/HL)

It is tasty, but I am not a big scotch guy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:24 PM (0FSuD)

135 That was one impressive meltdown by Tom Sawyer last night. Admitting to OCD, depression, epilepsy and G-d knows what else. But a totally credible source when not showing up with evidence!

Boy ain't right. Boy should be banned just for his own safety, unless the theory is to keep him posting here so he doesn't get behind the stick in a plane

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2015 07:24 PM (AVEe1)

136 MOAR SYRIA!!!!

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 07:24 PM (9BRsg)

137 >>Boy ain't right. Boy should be banned just for his own safety,

I hope to heck he's not a pilot.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 07:25 PM (9BRsg)

138
Last year's 24 or 12 was pretty good. Loved how he just threw terrorists out the window and was done with them.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:25 PM (iQIUe)

139 I miss wicked pinto.





/

Posted by: Ronster at March 28, 2015 07:25 PM (4NtAn)

140 Seventeen days until the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

Posted by: Ben Gentle at March 28, 2015 07:25 PM (bZUVR)

141 131 Where is Ace, when we need sweet talk about Kiefer Suthreland's ass.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015

Sarurday night Valu-rite & fapping

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 07:25 PM (1FBjV)

142
ND shall beat Kentucky.




Or fail to do so!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 07:25 PM (MDgS8)

143 Nip sip, me either. Since I'm not, when I do get a hankering, a really good blend like FG works great.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:26 PM (Gu/HL)

144 79 TED CRUZ.



UP and OVER.



Blow it up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 06:57 PM (ipqYf)

Cruz doesn't have a chance in hell. Why?
Just as my actions determine whether or not the Spurs win, I also control the GOP primary. Any primary candidate I give money to wins zero states. I just sent in a check to go to a Cruz fundraiser. He's done.

Posted by: stace at March 28, 2015 07:27 PM (ImzkZ)

145 "Sarurday night Valu-rite fapping"

Fair enough.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 07:28 PM (ipqYf)

146 143>> Single Malt. Single ice cube. Accompanied by a good cigar. And. Dark chocolate truffle.

Cfuk diabetes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 28, 2015 07:29 PM (60Vyp)

147 The ncaa should pull the final four out of indiana. The fundos can put up a tent meeting to homophobia!

Posted by: captain*arizona at March 28, 2015 07:29 PM (XJBm4)

148 Damn. AZ hitting every free throw.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:29 PM (Gu/HL)

149 Monday is a freaking state holiday. How many states celebrate Ceasar Chavez Day?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:31 PM (iQIUe)

150 Whatever floats your landing craft COJ. I'm buying if we meet in meat space.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:31 PM (Gu/HL)

151 @143

I have a bottle of Glenlivet around here somewhere unopened in case any of my snotty friends come over.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:32 PM (0FSuD)

152 Monday is a freaking state holiday. How many states celebrate Ceasar Chavez Day?
--

Cali?

I remember the nasty looks I got when I wished a co-worker in Cali (who was an a-hole anyway) a Happy Columbus Day. ROTFLMAO.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 07:32 PM (9BRsg)

153 "There was a story some years ago, told by a local radio guy who worships him, that Calipari had sex with a waitress at some bar/restaurant, right then and there on the floor. Apparently it was a semi-private party or something like that. I don't recall the details, but this was supposed to be his epiphany moment, where he straightened up his act afterwards."

Um..Bullshit on that one. You may be thinking of Rick Pitino. Karen Sypher and Rick had a tryst at Porcinis in Louisville in a booth after the restaurant closed while his assistant sat in the booth next to them. He was a coach at Louisville then. We hate Rick now.

Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at March 28, 2015 07:33 PM (Xg82m)

154 127
Whatever happened to Seattle Slough?

I helped my granddaughter put together a collage last week. We pasted a lot of pictures in it. Lots of glue.
Slough Glue.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 07:33 PM (08Znv)

155 Ted Cruz for Attorney General
John Bolton for Secretary of State
Giuliani for Department of Health and Human Services.
Bobby Jindal for Sec. Commerce
Chuck Norris for Sec of Defense

Mike Rowe for . . . Sec. Education.

Posted by: Ben Gentle at March 28, 2015 07:33 PM (bZUVR)

156 152
Monday is a freaking state holiday. How many states celebrate Ceasar Chavez Day?



You are making this up right?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:34 PM (0FSuD)

157 Dekker is en fuego now.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:36 PM (Gu/HL)

158 Wiki claims Cesar Chavez Day is a state holiday in California, Colorado, and Texas

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 07:36 PM (9BRsg)

159 Nip Sip.
Glenlivet is a pretty good single malt.
My fav is Glen Morangie. 12 year, port aged.
I was taught how to appreciate scotch by a retired British Army Sergeant Major.
An awesome guy and a memorable afternoon.
Nothing snooty. Just good drinkin'!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 07:37 PM (08Znv)

160 I've seen an ad for a new show on CNN featuring Mike Rowe. That doesn't seem right.

Posted by: Ronster at March 28, 2015 07:38 PM (4NtAn)

161 AZ is a step quicker off the dribble. Also fast enough to extend their defense and pressure our guards.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:38 PM (Gu/HL)

162 TX should repeal that ASAP. Obviously a democrat bill from 20 years ago.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:38 PM (0FSuD)

163 #155 where you going to get the votes to beat mrs. clinton you couldn't beat the communist muslim from kenya last time and in 2016 there will be 5,000,000 more minority voter and they are citizens not illegals(you wish!) also a million of your friends will have died of old age evilness whatever. Do the math!

Posted by: captain*arizona at March 28, 2015 07:38 PM (XJBm4)

164 Cesar Chavez Day? Great idea! I just LOVE his salads!

Posted by: LIV LIQ at March 28, 2015 07:39 PM (SFpiC)

165 151>> Seriously?! As much money as you make? Cheap bastard. * Wipes nose* Be right over.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 28, 2015 07:39 PM (60Vyp)

166 My fav is Glen Morangie. 12 year, port aged.



I love it. A little sweeter. Years ago I got into some scotch snobbery, but I've gotten over it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:39 PM (0FSuD)

167 He was a pain in the ass but by the end I felt sorry
for him. He obviously had "problems." But her other detractors are the
same. Nuckin Futz
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:23 PM



It was all fun and games being his doctor but yeah, when he started in on the admissions of his IRL issues in that suddenly vulnerable and conciliatory tone I felt a bit uncomfortable about my comments. Bit of a not-proud feeling, that.


Posted by: ToeJammer-FunCamper at March 28, 2015 07:40 PM (2qKoq)

168 164 Cesar Chavez Day? Great idea! I just LOVE his salads!
Posted by: LIV LIQ at March 28, 2015

I don't care for the hard boiled egg

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 07:41 PM (1FBjV)

169 In honor of Cesar Chavez, let's deport some illegals.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 07:42 PM (MMC8r)

170 one impressive meltdown by Tom Sawyer

Average Joe?
or
ace actually has a split personality. Sitting in an other-barry red tracksuit jacket, assless chaps, an ewok puppet on one hand and a judge robe + grey wig puppet on the other.

Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2015 07:42 PM (DL2i+)

171 I did a tour of the Scotch museum in Edinburgh. It was like walking on holy ground.
Best day evah!!!!!
Glen Morangie rocks!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 07:42 PM (08Znv)

172 Every time I hear Marv's voice I can only think of this.



Albert became the focus in 1997, when he went on trial for felony charges of forcible Sodomy A 42-year-old woman named Vanessa Perhach
accused Albert of throwing her on a bed, biting her, and forcing her to
perform oral sex after a February 12, 1997 argument in his hotel room. DNA testing linked Albert to genetic material taken from the bite marks and from semen in Perhach's underwear.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:43 PM (0FSuD)

173 Y-not mentioned bear hunting earlier. So far as I know, the only morons I know that bear hunt are Garrett, misanthropic, and myself. Did I miss a 'Ron?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:43 PM (Gu/HL)

174 I suggest honoring Cesar Chavez day in a way that he would have appreciated. Arresting and shipping illegal aliens back to their home countries.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2015 07:43 PM (zt+N6)

175
Posted by: ToeJammer-FunCamper at March

Me sorry? Pffff

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 07:43 PM (1FBjV)

176 173
Y-not mentioned bear hunting earlier. So far as I know, the only morons
I know that bear hunt are Garrett, misanthropic, and myself. Did I
miss a 'Ron?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:43 PM (Gu/HL)

My son killed a 528 lb bear three years ago down in Eastern NC. Had to get a back hoe to get it out of field.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:45 PM (0FSuD)

177 "Y-not mentioned bear hunting earlier."

In garrett's case "bear hunting" is a euphemism for sex with bears. LOL. :-)

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 07:45 PM (9BRsg)

178 166>> Now you're sounding like the man of wealth and taste I thought you were. Glen Morangie is my go to scotch. The sherry cask finished stuff is the best.

I have some unopened Attilla the Hun Gin and some Old Cesspool Bourbon set aside when my biker friends crash the place.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 28, 2015 07:45 PM (60Vyp)

179 I believe Marv was wearing ladies lingerie, including a garter belt , when he jumped on this poor woman's back and started biting her.

He managed a come back which is bizarre.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:46 PM (iQIUe)

180 Wow. Garet Garrett is in that 1925 Post issue.

Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2015 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

181 Some nice black bear in the Olympic Pennesula. Tough bastards though. Bring the big guns.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 07:47 PM (08Znv)

182 There was an LA sports writer that came to work one day as a woman. A year later, he committed suicide. I think they get real disappointed.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:47 PM (iQIUe)

183 @179


How? New York media people have no moral. Steve Kroft fucking a Black lawyer 30 years younger than him and pouring champagne in her ass.



And he's STILL working?? WTF

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:48 PM (0FSuD)

184 Y-not, before Garrett started making sweet, sweet love to the ursines, he worked in a bear hunting camp in Maine. Or so he says. Mebbe it was a bear brothel.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:49 PM (Gu/HL)

185 Me sorry?Pffff
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 07:43 PM



If I recall, you were just telling him how full of shit he was. I kept on about his being crazy and how she should talk keep talking about the cray-cray and then...

*oh, shit - dude's crazy*

oops


Posted by: ToeJammer-FunCamper at March 28, 2015 07:49 PM (2qKoq)

186 NCAA men's hockey. Road to Frozen Four

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 28, 2015 07:50 PM (zOTsN)

187 181
Some nice black bear in the Olympic Pennesula. Tough bastards though. Bring the big guns.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 07:47 PM (08Znv)

Son took his with a Rem 700, 308 with a bull barrel. One shot to the head.

That Zeiss scope was worth the money.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:50 PM (0FSuD)

188
perhaps I should drink more next time


*scribbles notes*


Posted by: ToeJammer-FunCamper at March 28, 2015 07:51 PM (2qKoq)

189 Isnt champagne in your crack sort of...cold?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:51 PM (iQIUe)

190 189
Isnt champagne in your crack sort of...cold?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:51 PM (iQIUe)

Black lawyers are HOT! She didn't notice I guess.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:52 PM (0FSuD)

191 Yo horde. Temporary bachelorhood end in about 2 hours. Somebody needs to help me clean up all this mess.

I by mess I certainly do NOT mean broken bottles, overturned tables, cocaine residue and dead hookers.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 28, 2015 07:52 PM (e+1S5)

192 "Mebbe it was a bear brothel. "

Now you're catching on! It's all code! Hunting camp = brothel.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 07:52 PM (9BRsg)

193 What happened to Michael Sam?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:53 PM (iQIUe)

194
NCAA men's hockey. Road to Frozen Four


Splitter.

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 07:53 PM (MDgS8)

195 Looks like this game is over, unless WI fcuks it up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:53 PM (0FSuD)

196 There was an LA sports writer that came to work one day as a woman. A year later, he committed suicide. I think they get real disappointed.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:47 PM (iQIUe)


If you're unhappy, it's really easy to decide that one particular thing is the problem and the solution. When you find out it isn't, and that you may have just made a bigger mess of things by thinking it was, well...

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 07:53 PM (MMC8r)

197
182 There was an LA sports writer that came to work one day as a woman. A year later, he committed suicide. I think they get real disappointed.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:47 PM (iQIUe)


They're screwed up in the head and think that mutilating their genitalia will fix them. Then after they have done it they discover that they are still screwed up in the head and becoming the gender they think they are has done nothing to fix their real problems.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2015 07:53 PM (zt+N6)

198 >>NCAA men's hockey. Road to Frozen Four

Who's in it, thunderb?

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 07:53 PM (9BRsg)

199 I'm liking the cut of the Badgers Gib right now. Typical Bucky.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 28, 2015 07:53 PM (/pOl7)

200
Black lawyers are HOT! She didn't notice I guess.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:52 PM (0FSuD)

So, what are you saying? It boiled away?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 07:54 PM (iQIUe)

201 Nip.
Nice shot. The .308 is the go to piece.
I watched a friend hit a 300 lb black in the head using a .270. That thing ran for another 300 yards before dropping. Scared the crap outta me.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 07:54 PM (08Znv)

202 *jib

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 07:55 PM (Gu/HL)

203
195 Looks like this game is over, unless WI fcuks it up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015

It's wisconsin. We are use to disappointment

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 07:55 PM (1FBjV)

204 What happened to Michael Sam?

Daddy issues?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 07:55 PM (MMC8r)

205 Uh, yes, jib.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 28, 2015 07:55 PM (/pOl7)

206
Wiscahnsun.

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 07:55 PM (MDgS8)

207 I think that most U.S. Americans would mostly like to talk about whatnot.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 28, 2015 07:56 PM (Dwehj)

208 I think that most U.S. Americans would mostly like to talk about whatnot.
Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 28, 2015 07:56 PM (Dwehj)
\///////WAs she staring at her phone when she said that?

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 07:57 PM (MDgS8)

209 Posted by: ToeJammer-FunCamper at March 28, 2015 07:49 PM (2qKoq)

It could've been me. I don't remember

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 07:58 PM (1FBjV)

210 Nice shot. The .308 is the go to piece.

I watched a friend hit a 300 lb black in the head using a .270. That
thing ran for another 300 yards before dropping. Scared the crap outta
me.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2015 07:54 PM (08Znv)

Yeah, I shot a Naugahyde? Big elk like thing.sp in TX with a 270. Dropped in it's tracks, then got up and ran. We never found it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 07:58 PM (0FSuD)

211 Meanwhile,
in yemen. Apparently there is a war going on. Chaos in Aden, looting, pillaging, and burning; running and screaming.

Yemen's air defense system is ...wait Yemen had an air defense system? Who knew?

Weapons storage facilities blowing up. CIA computers seized and coughing up their secrets. (CIA doesn't know how to wipe a hard drive? Did they ask Hillary?)

Posted by: Ben Gentle at March 28, 2015 07:58 PM (bZUVR)

212 I shot a Naugahyde

My dad has one of their chairs.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 28, 2015 07:59 PM (Dwehj)

213 204 What happened to Michael Sam?

Daddy issues?
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March

Who cares?

If he was talented he would've made a team. The NFL doesn't care as long as you can play

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 07:59 PM (1FBjV)

214 Weapons storage facilities blowing up. CIA computers
seized and coughing up their secrets. (CIA doesn't know how to wipe a
hard drive? Did they ask Hillary?)





Posted by: Ben Gentle at March 28, 2015 07:58 PM (bZUVR)


Yeah yeah yeah, so Obama shot 97 today.

Posted by: MSM Reporter at March 28, 2015 07:59 PM (0FSuD)

215
204 What happened to Michael Sam? Daddy issues?
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 07:55 PM (MMC8r)


I heard he was going to be on Dancing with the Stars. In other words he wasn't good enough to play in the NFL. He wasn't good enough to stay on a practice squad to learn and prove that he could play in the NFL. So he's going to dance and claim that the NFL is full of H8ters.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2015 08:00 PM (zt+N6)

216 What happened to Michael Sam?


Michael Moore beat him in the 40-yard dash at the combine.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 28, 2015 08:00 PM (Dwehj)

217 >>>I believe Marv was wearing ladies lingerie, including a garter belt , when he jumped on this poor woman's back and started biting her. <<<

Jumped on her back? Really? Was she serving pie and punch? - because that might radically change the tone of the festivities.

Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2015 08:00 PM (ty633)

218 212 I shot a Naugahyde

To watch it die?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:01 PM (1FBjV)

219 Obama shot 97? In Aden?
How many did Putin get?

Posted by: Ben Gentle at March 28, 2015 08:01 PM (bZUVR)

220 Boycott Indiana, but ignore the other states that have had the same law for years and also ignore Bill Clinton signing it into law because Social Justice, you guys!

Posted by: Dan at March 28, 2015 08:02 PM (COpZ4)

221 Number one seed MN state got beat


Number two seed BU was tied with 2:30 to go, until a second ago. Just scored.

Number 3 team is UND

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 28, 2015 08:02 PM (zOTsN)

222 I believe Marv was wearing ladies lingerie, including a garter belt , when he jumped on this poor woman's back and started biting her.

Marv's a freak, yo.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 08:02 PM (MMC8r)

223 Discount Doublecheck dude is there.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 08:02 PM (9BRsg)

224 So far as I know, the only morons I know that bear hunt are Garrett, misanthropic, and myself. Did I miss a 'Ron?
Posted by: Muad'dib
----------------

'Hunt'? I don't have to. The great furry buggers walk right up to the house. One got in the trash this week.

Here's a pic off of our side porch: http://tinyurl.com/pqfsoxx

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 08:03 PM (vPh3W)

225 The bear I shot in 2013, i shot in the center of his heart with a 30-06 at 50 yards. He ran 75 yards knocking over small trees the whole way. They are muscled and boned like tanks. I'm not turned on by them like Garrett but I respect them.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 08:03 PM (Gu/HL)

226 They are called Nilgai Antelope Bull. King Ranch brought them in to feed the help and they got lose




http://tinyurl.com/np4fcsb

Posted by: MSM Reporter at March 28, 2015 08:03 PM (0FSuD)

227 These are the regional finals, winners go to Frozen Four

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 28, 2015 08:03 PM (zOTsN)

228 Thank the Moron Horde for your prayers re: my finger injury. I had feared a limited response as it was not my trigger finger. My grip should not be affected long-term, and the trigger finger/mind connection will not be broken. So, training starts from where I left off. Thank the Good Lord.

Posted by: The Mind Controls the Body at March 28, 2015 08:03 PM (XBF+S)

229 Albert had 2 sex cases. One, his exgf and the other which I related was when he called the hotel manager up to fix his fax or something. He then ambushed her.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 08:04 PM (iQIUe)

230 Whoa, Mike!

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 08:04 PM (9BRsg)

231 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 08:03 PM (vPh3W)

Putin could learn a lesson from you Mr. Hammer

You are the man!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:04 PM (1FBjV)

232 Albert finally agreed to the plea bargain after a second woman--a surprise witness--testified that three years ago Albert met her in a motel room wearing white panties and a garter belt. He lunged at her and then bit her, she said. The woman testified that she escaped his clutches after ripping his toupee off his head.

http://goo.gl/KoJwrt

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 08:04 PM (iQIUe)

233 Off MSM sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:05 PM (0FSuD)

234 The State Farm guy with his hawt GF

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 28, 2015 08:05 PM (/pOl7)

235 called the hotel manager up to fix his fax or something. He then ambushed her.

She wouldn't fax "Yesssssssssssssssssss" for me. Bitch.

Posted by: Marvy Marv at March 28, 2015 08:06 PM (Dwehj)

236 I'm shocked.

Marv Albert wears a toupee?

It's like I can't believe in anything any more.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 08:07 PM (MMC8r)

237 Dont those garter belt things hurt? Why wd a guy want to wear one? Especially if they have hairy legs and it gets caught in shit and stuff?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 08:07 PM (iQIUe)

238 It's like I can't believe in anything any more.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 08:07 PM (MMC8r)


Cheap bastard should have gotten hair plugs.

Posted by: Hair Plugs Joe Biden at March 28, 2015 08:07 PM (0FSuD)

239 It's all fun and games for garrett's little hobby until the she-bears start hanging around his house, leaving honeycombs and salmons at his front door, clawing little hearts on his car...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2015 08:08 PM (lFUz0)

240 225
The bear I shot in 2013, i shot in the center of his heart with a 30-06
at 50 yards. He ran 75 yards knocking over small trees the whole way.
They are muscled and boned like tanks. I'm not turned on by them like
Garrett but I respect them.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 08:03 PM (Gu/HL)


And they stink like shit when you skin them.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:10 PM (0FSuD)

241 Cheap bastard should have gotten hair plugs.
Posted by: Hair Plugs Joe Biden at March 28, 2015 08:07 PM (0FSuD)

I know
Posted by Ted Danson

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:10 PM (1FBjV)

242 Just watched "The Angels' Share' (2012). 100 points.
This film epitomizes the Moron lifestyle, absent the crime. "Italian Job" meets fatherhood in far northern latitudes.
Learn from it, or get in line to be eaten by the Morlocks.

Posted by: Is Snooker a Ball Game, or a Table Game? at March 28, 2015 08:10 PM (XBF+S)

243 Many moon ago I bought a .460 Weatherby Magnum cause the deal was just too good. Gorgeous rifle w/the Weatherby scope and integral muzzle break. I've never seen bluing so deep it looked like you could dip your finger into it.

Sold it to a guy going to Alaska.

What the heel do you shoot with that thing? They have elephants in Alaska? Wooly Mammoths?

I killed a gallon milk jug with it. Ear protection ended up fiver feet behind me.

Posted by: TJ Camper (that's better - no need to bring my toes into this) at March 28, 2015 08:10 PM (2qKoq)

244 I've read about bears breaking into people's houses, the humans hiding on the roof, and the bear still gets them.

Hey, wasnt there a Vic sighting? Sort of late for him.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 08:11 PM (iQIUe)

245 Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 08:03 PM (Gu/HL)


And they stink like shit when you skin them.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:10 PM (0FSuD)

Bill shit.,what did you do? Skin it's bowels and or asshole

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:11 PM (1FBjV)

246 BU beat UMD. Very exciting game. BU has a lot of talented freshmen

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 28, 2015 08:12 PM (zOTsN)

247 It's all fun and games for garrett's little hobby until the she-bears start hanging around his house, leaving honeycombs and salmons at his front door, clawing little hearts on his car...
Posted by: boulder
-------------------

Boiling his bunnies

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 08:12 PM (vPh3W)

248 Nip sip, not around here. They mostly don't eat garbage. Less smell than deer. The exception would be older boars. In Garett's words, older boars smell like "death wrestling with garbage...and sex"

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 08:12 PM (Gu/HL)

249 Bill shit.,what did you do? Skin it's bowels and or asshole

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:11 PM (1FBjV)

In Eastern NC the damn bears eat everything in sight and they smell like shit when you skin them.


That's all I got.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:13 PM (0FSuD)

250 UND plays St Cloud State tonight. If they get past them they go the frozen four and they play BU

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 28, 2015 08:14 PM (zOTsN)

251

Just clicked on the Political articles comments on Hillary's server.....many comments are "awaiting moderation" at this time.... except many already have 500 up twinkle votes on them.... ? WTF?

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 28, 2015 08:14 PM (f71zX)

252 @242 That is a movie review.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 28, 2015 08:15 PM (XBF+S)

253 Most people, if they had to slaughter/butcher their own meat, would stop eating it. It's a nasty business, and not a little work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 08:15 PM (vPh3W)

254 I'll tell you, three minutes is a LONG time. WI could still fcuk this up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:16 PM (0FSuD)

255
That's all I got.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015

Bears are bears wherever they are they are 4 legged garbage cans. Don't know why they would stink there and not here

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:16 PM (1FBjV)

256 253 Most people, if they had to slaughter/butcher their own meat, would stop eating it. It's a nasty business, and not a little work.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015

I believe in hiring it done

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:18 PM (1FBjV)

257 I thought bears had bad breath. Stinky hot bad breath.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 08:18 PM (iQIUe)

258 @255

The bears in Eastern NC don't hibernate so they eat all year. Not sure if that's the reason, but everyone I've watch skinned smelled like shit.



Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:18 PM (0FSuD)

259 @252 Some of us do not have a lot of time left.


From here, it seems the rest of you you should live your lives this way,




T'ang Dynasty poetry, oh well.
"Ahead, uphill, hear the tiger roar."

Posted by: F2, Fuck yeah! at March 28, 2015 08:19 PM (XBF+S)

260 grabbing a beer and checking headlines, what a tool I am

so here's a contribution to "whatnot"

comment from someone else on a thread about a new thing: "daybreaker" dance parties in California:

"Skinny jeans, cocktails, Starbucks, 100K student loan debt. Planet on fire. Nation going to s**t because of our unqualified, inept criminal in the White House. Not a care in the world other than how many likes they get from their stupid Instagram selfies."

couldn't have said it better myself

go Irish

Posted by: Feh at March 28, 2015 08:19 PM (g/zj9)

261 I believe in hiring it done

That's why they invented money.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 08:20 PM (W5DcG)

262 Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:18 PM (0FSuD)

Ha, hibernation. Never thought of that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:20 PM (1FBjV)

263 Sam Dekker, from Sheboygan, is the MVP

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 28, 2015 08:22 PM (/pOl7)

264 Most of the SoCal bears smell like semen and regret. But mostly semen.

Posted by: LIV LIQ at March 28, 2015 08:22 PM (SFpiC)

265 Fuck WI, don't fuck this up! 50 secs

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:23 PM (0FSuD)

266 I thought a bear was a hairy middle aged gay guy?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 08:24 PM (iQIUe)

267 Awesome 3 pointer

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 08:24 PM (9BRsg)

268 Decker rocks!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:24 PM (1FBjV)

269 bears, fuck

my uncle wouldn't shoot them because they moved eerily like humans

I'd make damn sure I drilled it, don't want angry bear all up in my face, gnawing off my limbs

"angels' share" is good all round, but I like Irish single pot still whiskey better, just smoother and less medicinal or something

I've seen wild boar pictures that are on the order of alligator pictures I've seen hanging on the wall outside Breaux Bridge, Louisiana

it looks like somebody bagged a fucking dinosaur

Posted by: Feh at March 28, 2015 08:24 PM (g/zj9)

270 DEKKER!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 08:25 PM (Gu/HL)

271 A three fcuking point! DONE

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:25 PM (0FSuD)

272 I don't follow hoops, but it seems to me AZ misplayed that last possession by WI. Should've fouled them.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 08:25 PM (9BRsg)

273 SAM!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 28, 2015 08:27 PM (/pOl7)

274 All this talk of "bear hunting..."
Y'all don't have many gay friends, huh?

Posted by: shredded chi at March 28, 2015 08:27 PM (a7YBp)

275 "Overall Bear Seeks Cub for Red Rubber Bag Games and Rednuck Fun."
- Telephone pole advert in Miami, 1991

Posted by: LIV LIQ at March 28, 2015 08:28 PM (SFpiC)

276 Now we have to play Kentucky. Sorry nd you ain't getting it done tonight

Oh well all good things must come to an end

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:28 PM (1FBjV)

277 Congrats Badgers fans!

FWIW, I usually root for B1G teams so I am happy, too.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 08:28 PM (9BRsg)

278 Thanks for the thread y-not. Back down to the barn to make syrup!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 08:28 PM (Gu/HL)

279 Yeah yeah yeah, so Obama shot 97 today.


Posted by: MSM Reporter at March 28, 2015 07:59 PM (0FSuD


what did he do on the back nine?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2015 08:28 PM (t//F+)

280 So WI to final four! What a game.




COME ON NOTRE DAME!! ACC ACC ACC!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:28 PM (0FSuD)

281 what did he do on the back nine?


Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2015 08:28 PM (t//F+)

Got a BJ from Reggie.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:29 PM (0FSuD)

282 Does he take Mooch with him on his golf holidays?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 08:32 PM (iQIUe)

283 Got a BJ from Reggie.
Posted by: Nip
---------------------

Oh yeah..., the Duke BB player

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 08:33 PM (vPh3W)

284 282 Does he take Mooch with him on his golf holidays?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 08:32 PM (iQIUe)

No she flies in the opposite direction. Economical

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:33 PM (1FBjV)

285 That hoop has a dwarf in it.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 28, 2015 08:34 PM (JgC5a)

286 Impressive win by the Badgers. I hope ND plays even better and sends big blue home.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at March 28, 2015 08:34 PM (1weFB)

287 Well then Allahpundit has closed shop early.
Harry Reid has most of two years left and already everyone is writing obituaries.

Posted by: Ben Gentle at March 28, 2015 08:34 PM (bZUVR)

288 Bucky might give KY some problems. They are definitely on a roll.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 28, 2015 08:35 PM (/pOl7)

289 Muad'dib, you making maple syrup?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2015 08:35 PM (t//F+)

290 282
Does he take Mooch with him on his golf holidays?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 08:32 PM (iQIUe)

You make joke. She's on Spring Break with the kids at our expense in SE Asia on a tour to promote "Girls Education". In Burma I think. Here is PR from our government,

http://tinyurl.com/o6r5vh8

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:36 PM (0FSuD)

291 Kindltot, yes.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 08:37 PM (Gu/HL)

292
To all my fans who have been wondering about my career, I'm happy to announce I remain with MSNBC as the host of Caught on Camera.

Also, to the conservatives who complained to management about the size of my ass, you sir may go fuck yourself with a turkey baster.

Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at March 28, 2015 08:38 PM (P330y)

293 Oh yeah..., the Duke BB player

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 08:33 PM (vPh3W)


It doesn't mean he's a bad person.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:38 PM (0FSuD)

294 Kentucky all the way baby...!

Posted by: tbd at March 28, 2015 08:40 PM (uQnQp)

295
Today, the president shot two holes-in-one, but was unable to reach the goal of Kim Jung un of North Korea who shot 18. We remain doubtful of North Korea's claim, but I will validate President Obama's two holes-in-one based upon this administration's history of honesty and truth telling.

Posted by: Josh Earnest at March 28, 2015 08:44 PM (P330y)

296 We don't have sugar maples around here, the best we have are big-leaf. I am told that you can make syrup from them but you have to tap twice or four times as much sap. (amt depends on the authority you are reading)

I may wind up doing just that since I have a fair number of maples, but I dread hauling around gallons of sap in the early spring. My have to borrow a quad.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2015 08:44 PM (t//F+)

297 294
Kentucky all the way baby...!

Posted by: tbd at March 28, 2015 08:40 PM (uQnQp)

Back to Lexington where their coach can relax before KY gets in trouble like all his past schools.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:44 PM (0FSuD)

298 Kentucky fans enjoy seeing Laettner on all those commercials. Good times.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at March 28, 2015 08:45 PM (1weFB)

299 Instapundit quoting some guy.

Forging new habits has become an obsession among technology companies. In an age when commercial competition is only a click away, the new mandate is to make products and services that generate compulsive behavior: in essence, to get users hooked on a squirt of dopamine to the brain's reward center to ensure that they'll come back.

I keep clicking reload, but ain't getting the pleasure. What am I doing wrong?

Posted by: Ben Gentle at March 28, 2015 08:46 PM (bZUVR)

300 Making maple syrup is a lot of work. I mean a lot of work.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:46 PM (0FSuD)

301 Back to Lexington where their coach can relax before KY gets in trouble like all his past schools.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08

Isn't Caliperi Italian for sanctions?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:46 PM (1FBjV)

302
I know all about KY, and its most useful purpose is lubricating the little brown ring prior to penetration by a marauding cock.

Posted by: Sandra the Fluke at March 28, 2015 08:47 PM (P330y)

303 302

I know all about KY, and its most useful purpose is lubricating the
little brown ring prior to penetration by a marauding cock.


Posted by: Sandra the Fluke at March 28, 2015 08:47 PM (P330y)

No no. Melting the wax on Marker's Mark bottles

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:48 PM (0FSuD)

304 Evening, 'rons.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 28, 2015 08:48 PM (KuU4f)

305 Drinking three or more of alcoholic drinks increases chances of liver cancer, but drinking coffee decreases odds, according to the World Cancer Research Fund.

http://tinyurl.com/q64t5e2

(and I shall have another Irish Coffee, please)

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2015 08:48 PM (t//F+)

306 Hi,DG

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:49 PM (1FBjV)

307 Kindltot, I'm mostly tapping red maples here. Takes about 50 gallons of sap to make a gallon of syrup. Real good sugar maples around here only take 35. I only have 100 taps so I'm not doing it commercially. I really love being outside almost every night looking at the stars while I do the boils. It's a drinking sport too.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 08:49 PM (Gu/HL)

308 Will Puffy Face be in the crowd? Oh, I would ever so enjoy seeing tears of defeat roll down her stupid swollen cheeks.

Let's go Irish!

Posted by: Gem at March 28, 2015 08:49 PM (c+gwp)

309 Hiya MH. Hope you had a good day.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 28, 2015 08:50 PM (KuU4f)

310 Drinking three or more of alcoholic drinks increases chances of liver cancer


In an hour? Phew, I'm safe then.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 28, 2015 08:50 PM (KuU4f)

311 I use to love Irish Coffee. Great on a chilly night. Mmmm.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 08:51 PM (iQIUe)

312 Back to Lexington where their coach can relax before KY gets in trouble like all his past schools.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:44 PM (0FSuD)

------------------

You could be on to something Nip...but number nine would only leave one for the thumb!!!

Posted by: tbd at March 28, 2015 08:51 PM (uQnQp)

313
Puffy is probably spending the evening humping one of my friends......again.

Posted by: Dario Franchitti at March 28, 2015 08:51 PM (P330y)

314 >>>Kentucky fans enjoy seeing Laettner on all those commercials. Good times.

I'm pretty sure that ESPN doc Hating Laettner set all kinds of records here.

Even Cougar sorta likes him now. Yeah, he's brash, yeah, he's arrogant, but he's kinda likable.


"Yes, I literally made this hammock out of laurels so that I could rest on it."

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 28, 2015 08:52 PM (e+1S5)

315 Caliperi is actually fried squid.

Try it with aioli or aioli and artichoke.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2015 08:52 PM (t//F+)

316 Why do we have second tier announcers on this game?



Where's Marv, back in his hotel getting a BJ?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:54 PM (0FSuD)

317 Jeez - Kentucky starts 3 seven-footers?

Posted by: Vertov at March 28, 2015 08:55 PM (rRr9n)

318 >>. Yeah, he's brash, yeah, he's arrogant,

Most, not all, super star athletes are

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 08:56 PM (1FBjV)

319
Open another bottle of wine or not?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:57 PM (0FSuD)

320 Muad'dib, what is your heat source? Propane or wood or electric?

What are you using for a boiler, a square sheet metal one like the old New Englander ones shown in the old books, or are there other designs?

I have an old USDA how-to pamphlet, but it is from the late 60's, and I don't know if there are newer ideas. It barely discusses using tubing to bring sap to a central tub.


Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2015 08:58 PM (t//F+)

321 Open another bottle of wine or not?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 08:57 PM (0FSuD)

---------------------

Of course...How could you, my good man, have such a moment of doubt?

Posted by: tbd at March 28, 2015 09:00 PM (uQnQp)

322 Go for it. It's saturday night.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 09:01 PM (iQIUe)

323 Does the Lord above follow college basketball, b/c ND looks like it could use some help.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 09:03 PM (9BRsg)

324 Kindltot, I use wood. We burn 20-25 face cords to heat the house so cutting a little extra is easy. I have a little hobby evaporator, 18" by 48". Flat bottom pan with 2 dividers. I can boil off about 12 gallons per hour. Back when I had a home brew evaporator with a 4x4 pan, I could only evap about 4 gallons per hour.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 09:04 PM (Gu/HL)

325 How old are some of these Kentucky guys? 25?

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 28, 2015 09:04 PM (/pOl7)

326 Not to mention that the Kentucky guys are half a foot taller across the board.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 28, 2015 09:06 PM (/pOl7)

327 >>>Most, not all, super star athletes are

Like the man said, it's not bragging if you can back it up. I like arrogance. Provided it's for a good reason.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 28, 2015 09:07 PM (e+1S5)

328 No one matches up physically with ky.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 09:07 PM (Gu/HL)

329 Seriously, anyone know how old the Ky starters are?

Posted by: Vertov at March 28, 2015 09:08 PM (rRr9n)

330 ND is actually hanging with them.

Posted by: MrNatural at March 28, 2015 09:09 PM (/pOl7)

331 Hockey is on

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 09:10 PM (1FBjV)

332 Maybe George Burns is in attendance.....

Posted by: Vertov at March 28, 2015 09:10 PM (rRr9n)

333 Devin Booker is supposedly 19.

You can look them up here:

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/team/roster/_/id/96/kentucky-wildcats

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 09:14 PM (9BRsg)

334 Aaron Harrison is 21.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 09:15 PM (9BRsg)

335 I think WI could pose some problems for KY. They play well together as a team and have found a groove. Plus Aaron and teh Hawt will be there.

Posted by: MrNatural at March 28, 2015 09:16 PM (/pOl7)

336
334 Aaron Harrison is 21.
Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015

Big 6th graders down that way

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 09:17 PM (1FBjV)

337 OK bottle open.


LETS PARTY! Here is a story from Insty that will may you happy. Reckon it will get any national news? NOT



Sorry, it's auto play.




http://tinyurl.com/nehkf2r

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 09:17 PM (0FSuD)

338 I'll say one thing I prefer about watching local sports teams: no tats.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 09:17 PM (9BRsg)

339 Sugaring is now on my list of things to consider doing.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2015 09:19 PM (t//F+)

340 Wine is only for nights ending in Y. Or nights ending with dining at the Y. Or something.

Anyway, moar wine!

Posted by: LIV LIQ at March 28, 2015 09:20 PM (SFpiC)

341 Muad'dib,
Do you want to write up a little something about sugaring for the Gardening Thread?
If you're interested, zap me on twitter at MoxieMom or at g mai l at Bailesworth.

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 09:21 PM (9BRsg)

342 Three words - Fuck 'em Bucky!

We don't care who makes it out of Cleveland.

Posted by: steveegg at March 28, 2015 09:21 PM (cL79m)

343
Caliperi is actually fried squid.


And calamari is....?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 09:21 PM (FRLeJ)

344
And scampi is...?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 09:22 PM (FRLeJ)

345 I had ND as national champs in one bracket. Mainly because I knew everyone else would have UK. But I do think they could win.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 28, 2015 09:22 PM (e+1S5)

346 Calamari and scampi are both made from baby foreskins, not squid.

Posted by: LIV LIQ at March 28, 2015 09:23 PM (SFpiC)

347 ND leading.


I smell an upset.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 09:24 PM (0FSuD)

348 >>>And calamari is....?


The coach for UK basketball. Duh.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 28, 2015 09:24 PM (e+1S5)

349 ND is punching above their weight right now.

Posted by: MrNatural at March 28, 2015 09:24 PM (/pOl7)

350 Did someone say baby foreskins?

Posted by: Hairy Reed, broken at March 28, 2015 09:24 PM (SFpiC)

351 >>>I smell an upset.

UK has been losing at the half a bunch. Even losing with 8 minutes to play. And yet, and yet...they keep finding ways to win.

Not saying you're wrong, but there's a ton of basketball left.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 28, 2015 09:26 PM (e+1S5)

352 349
ND is punching above their weight right now.

Posted by: MrNatural at March 28, 2015 09:24 PM (/pOl7)

I fear they will run out of steam in second half. NC State did.

It's a long game.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 09:26 PM (0FSuD)

353 Y-not, I'd love to!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 09:27 PM (Gu/HL)

354 Is that drawing at the top of Alex the Chick?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2015 09:28 PM (Zu3d9)

355 You know ND beat Duke like a drum. This could happen.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 09:30 PM (0FSuD)

356 Am I going to have to drink this new bottle of wine alone?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 09:32 PM (0FSuD)

357 Best thing about Maple Syrup season, you get to say "Sugar Shack".

Posted by: lowandslow at March 28, 2015 09:32 PM (yoX7S)

358 >>Y-not, I'd love to!

That'd be great. If you send it to me in Word with pictures as jpeg (less than 490 pixels in width, if possible), I'll format it.

Send me a test email to that gmail account before I forget! :-)

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 09:33 PM (9BRsg)

359 Husband keeps yelling curse words at the TV. Can't take the stress. Taking the Jim Beam in the back and straightening my hair.

Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at March 28, 2015 09:34 PM (Xg82m)

360 I'm with ya Nip, as long as turning the spigot on my box counts.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 28, 2015 09:36 PM (GzDYP)

361 bourbon and water, here

Posted by: Vertov at March 28, 2015 09:37 PM (rRr9n)

362 Hmm...I wonder if there are any Joos on that Kentucky squad?

Posted by: Prez'nit Brackets at March 28, 2015 09:38 PM (Dwehj)

363 Best thing about Maple Syrup season, you get to say "Sugar Shack".
Posted by: lowandslow at March 28, 2015 09:32 PM (yoX7S)


I thought they went bankrupt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 09:40 PM (W5DcG)

364 362 Hmm...I wonder if there are any Joos on that Kentucky squad?

Ha - looking at their roster, with all their height, there are actually two guys listed at 5'9'' - so maybe????

Posted by: Vertov at March 28, 2015 09:41 PM (rRr9n)

365 And calamari is....?

NO! Don't go there, It is a TRAP

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 28, 2015 09:44 PM (t//F+)

366
Hey heyyyyy........


All ties up at the half. Maybe the golden domers can give us a lil sum sum to cheer about by beating the evil empire.

Whoever thought anyone would say that?

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 09:45 PM (MDgS8)

367 Had a nice Irish Coffee earlier. And now I want pancakes with syrup.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 28, 2015 09:45 PM (GzDYP)

368 Ya'll gonna make me fat.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 28, 2015 09:46 PM (GzDYP)

369 Is that drawing at the top of Alex the Chick?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2015 09:28 PM (Zu3d9)


On the internet, every one is who you want them to be.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2015 09:47 PM (V+kmg)

370 Bannion! When is the the nova?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 09:48 PM (Gu/HL)

371 >>>as long as turning the spigot on my box counts.

Um, so I guess Phrasing! isn't a thing anymore.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 28, 2015 09:48 PM (e+1S5)

372 Tied game, just like NC State. I fear ND will run out of steam.


Night all.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 28, 2015 09:51 PM (0FSuD)

373 Bannion! When is the the nova?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 09:48 PM (Gu/HL)


19 June. Details to follow within 2 weeks.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2015 09:53 PM (V+kmg)

374 Nip you hoser

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 09:53 PM (1FBjV)

375 Wow, still with thread.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 09:53 PM (ipqYf)

376 Monica and Notre Dame are both going down in the second half...why even pretend?

Posted by: tbd at March 28, 2015 09:53 PM (uQnQp)

377
Tied game, just like NC State. I fear ND will run out of steam.



ND is very energetic. If they get blown out, it's all over for anyone else.

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 09:54 PM (MDgS8)

378
I'm done, promise.

Y'all go on back to what you were doing.

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 09:55 PM (MDgS8)

379 Hair straight and Jim Beam gone. What next?

Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at March 28, 2015 09:56 PM (Xg82m)

380
379 Hair straight and Jim Beam gone. What next?
Posted by: Conservative

Make him a sammich and clean the house

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 09:57 PM (1FBjV)

381 Get more Jim Beam?

Jump your hubbies bones and put that energy to better use?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2015 09:57 PM (SFpiC)

382 Gotta change the nic back. Cougar inbound, ETA 5 minutes.

Back for the ONT. Maybe. Depends on how much she missed me.

Posted by: DC in River City at March 28, 2015 09:57 PM (e+1S5)

383 Well there's a crazy little shack beyond the tracks

Posted by: teej at March 28, 2015 09:58 PM (Cel0r)

384 Bannion! When is the the nova?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 09:48 PM (Gu/HL)

19 June. Details to follow within 2 weeks.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2015 09:53 PM (V+kmg)
---
A Friday evening? Because we'll need all weekend to recover?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 28, 2015 09:59 PM (KH1sk)

385 >371
Oh geez

Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 28, 2015 10:00 PM (GzDYP)

386 Well there's a crazy little shack beyond the tracks

You've got you a Chrysler that seats about twenty?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2015 10:02 PM (AVEe1)

387 Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2015 09:53 PM (V+kmg)

Ah...fcuk.

Niece gets married on the 20th. Wedding party and all that shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2015 10:03 PM (Zu3d9)

388 Sean, I won't be there but I would love to send name badges again. Let me know.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 10:04 PM (Gu/HL)

389
Sugar Shack!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 28, 2015 10:04 PM (qry2M)

390 Nice dunk. Long long long time to go, but ND looking good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 10:05 PM (/tNwW)

391 Niece gets married on the 20th. Wedding party and all that shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2015 10:03 PM (Zu3d9)

That can be a chore or an adventure.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 10:05 PM (KbNXw)

392 Scotch?
Oh HELL no.
Goddam Prius drivers drive scotch.

Posted by: Dan Patterson at March 28, 2015 10:06 PM (CdaAi)

393 Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom ...

just because.

I'm rooting for the Wildcats myself, just because.

Posted by: Adriane the Sweet 16 1/2 Critic ... at March 28, 2015 10:09 PM (nSOh+)

394
I always thought calamari was boiled rubber bands.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2015 10:10 PM (jeCnD)

395 ONT flag flying.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 28, 2015 10:10 PM (KH1sk)

396 "Make him a sammich and clean the house"

Oh hell. Made breakfast, lunch and dinner. Put out deer corn and checked trail cameras. I am done for the day.

Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at March 28, 2015 10:10 PM (Xg82m)

397 Still looking at emigration routes. The administration keeps doing weird things. We may get blessed with leaders if you have narrative world-view of history...but the USA seems to be in a self-punishment phase of some sort still. John Ringo's book The Road to Damascus seems so prescient in retrospect.

We have our bread. We have our circus. We do not have delusions of grandeur but rather delusions of competence in DC.

Posted by: Lieutenant Blantyre at March 28, 2015 10:11 PM (09YjH)

398 Sean, I won't be there but I would love to send name badges again. Let me know.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2015 10:04 PM (Gu/HL)


Will do, but we'd rather see you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2015 10:13 PM (V+kmg)

399 393 Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom ...

just because.

I'm rooting for the Wildcats myself, just because.
Posted by: Adriane the Sweet 16 1/2 Critic ... at March 28, 2015 10:09 PM (nSOh+)




Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGlyFc79BUE

The 10 hour version. However did we survive before the internet?

Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2015 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

400 I always thought calamari was boiled rubber bands.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2015 10:10 PM (jeCnD)


Not if it's done correctly.

Unfortunately, 98% of it is not.

The secret to getting it right is....vinegar. Not telling how to employ it, however.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2015 10:15 PM (V+kmg)

401 KY is laboring under a big burden - King Shit Midas picked them to win it all, which is like the kiss of death.

He picked AZ to win over Wisconsin, which gave the Badgers a big boost.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 10:17 PM (+XMAD)

402 I always thought calamari was boiled rubber bands.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2015 10:10 PM (jeCnD)


I am told the secret it to whap it with a tenderizing mallet or a hefty chunk of wood like a Swiss steak, then deep fry, and don't overcook

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2015 10:17 PM (t//F+)

403 I gave up drinking 10 years ago. It's hot and I like beer so I went and got som. I bought Tecate which I am sure I have drank before. It is bitter and foul tasting. Is it me? Or, is it the way it is suppose to taste?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 10:18 PM (iQIUe)

404 400 I always thought calamari was boiled rubber bands.

No, that was my mother's corned beef cooked in the crockpot.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 10:19 PM (+XMAD)

405 Bannion, what's the venue? Or are we just meeting in a parking lot and brown bagging it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 28, 2015 10:19 PM (KH1sk)

406 Bannion, what's the venue? Or are we just meeting in a parking lot and brown bagging it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 28, 2015 10:19 PM (KH1sk)


Like you would have a problem with that?

Srsly? Sh-yeah!

Potential new venue in Arlington. Stand by....still working final details.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2015 10:20 PM (V+kmg)

407 ND up by 6 with 6 min to go.

Please please please

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2015 10:30 PM (/tNwW)

408 I had about 4 oz of my shitty beer and I am drunk.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 10:32 PM (iQIUe)

409 In Italy, on Burano, the locals were having their version of a pancake breakfast. For a couple of bucks you got a grilled calamari steak, a chunk of semi hard cheese, bread and wine. The calamari steaks were tender and delicious.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 28, 2015 10:37 PM (iQIUe)

410 Yeah. And goddam Prius drinkers drive drink, too!
Goddam it.

Posted by: Dan Patterson at March 29, 2015 08:00 AM (3UPl6)

411 Sorry I couldn't comment last night.
I was busy watching our guys keep their straight win record for the season. :-D

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 29, 2015 11:55 AM (lMFG2)

412 Sorry I couldn't comment last night.
I was busy watching our guys keep their straight win record for the season. :-D

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 29, 2015 11:55 AM (lMFG2)

413 OOPs sorry. I did not intend to gloat twice.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 29, 2015 11:56 AM (lMFG2)

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