Times of Israel: "Deal" to Be "Signed" Tuesday on Iran Nukes; But Iran Gets Rid of Nuclear... Symbols on Its Currency

I don't know who to believe here-- the British Foreign Secretary said not much would be written down, but the Times of Israel is saying something would be signed.

What would be signed? I guess if you just wanted something to sign, you could type up a Statement of Candy and Unicorn Pleasures.

As previously reported, Iran gets to keep enriching uranium at its fortified, subterranean nuclear base at Fordo:

What has been agreed is that Iran will be allowed to continue to operate its secretive underground facility at Fordo, the TV station’s well-connected Middle East analyst Ehud Ya’ari said. Ya’ari, who did not give a source for his information, echoed the widespread Israeli description of the emerging deal as "bad."

Meanwhile, though, there is some great news. Iran just unveiled their new 50,000 rials bank note.

Since 2007, at the previous height of the Iran nuke crisis, Iran has shown off the nuclear symbol (that is, an atom) on this bill, as a gesture of defiance to America.

But they're now taking that symbol off, because, Peaceful Nukes now!!!

Yayyy! We Win!!!

Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM

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1 you could type up a Statement of Candy and Unicorn Pleasures.

I said this was the Brony Administration, and Ace agrees.

Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2015 04:01 PM (K4YiS)

2 I will not claim first. I will read the links, if necessary.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at March 27, 2015 04:01 PM (t2lvB)

3 Buh Ba

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at March 27, 2015 04:02 PM (evdj2)

4 We need to design new currency. A picture of Obama bending over and

*sigh*

Can't go there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2015 04:02 PM (FsuaD)

5 That Obama. Is there anything he can't do?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 04:02 PM (/kI1Q)

6 New progressive chant:

No Nukes on Currency!

(Nukes is real life are OK, though.)

Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2015 04:03 PM (K4YiS)

7 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 04:03 PM (7DCTd)

8 I can't read Iranian.

Posted by: Low Information President at March 27, 2015 04:03 PM (UlJ3l)

9 Nukes is real life = Nukes IN real life

Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2015 04:03 PM (K4YiS)

10 That Obama. Is there anything he can't do?

Advance American interests?

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 04:03 PM (evdj2)

11 I also made them pinky swear that they won't use their nuclear bombs unless they really, really feel like it.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 27, 2015 04:03 PM (2jQGY)

12 That Obama. Is there anything he can't do?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier

Support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2015 04:04 PM (JBzwC)

13 I can't read Iranian.

It's an offshoot of Austrian

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 27, 2015 04:04 PM (WxYKp)

14 Well, thank god we got that taken care of.

Iran should replace the atomic symbol with the "green" recycling symbol. Then we'll know they really ARE on our side.

Posted by: low info liberal at March 27, 2015 04:04 PM (AkOaV)

15
They are going to sign on John Kerry's ass.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 04:04 PM (iQIUe)

16 Looks like the Obama Admin just harfed up another win.

Posted by: TallDave at March 27, 2015 04:04 PM (/s1LA)

17 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (kff5f)

18 I'm pretty sure unicorn farts are radioactive.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (oFCZn)

19 It's not worth the paper it's printed on.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (MMC8r)

20 Carter brought us Iran

Fredo is bring us to the brink of distinction.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (/tNwW)

21 Taqiyya via currency.

We keep entering new realms of surreal.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (pjGyP)

22 Article 3 of the Agreement says that if Iran wants to use a nuke, they must first count to 10 to ensure they're not acting hastily.

Posted by: McCool at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (nCSwS)

23 whatever. I'm sure the iranians promised to not use a nuke until, ohh... january 21, 2017.

That way the MSM can blame the new preznit (and/or republicans in congress) and not Saint Obama the Pious.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (AkOaV)

24 I'm so effing embarrassed by this admin. They dont even hae the balls to defend the crap they are doing not that it is defensible. What asses! They have made a mess of this country and the world. a

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (iQIUe)

25 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (kff5f)

26 Plot twist: they're redeploying it over Tel Aviv.

Posted by: TallDave at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (/s1LA)

27 * jazz hands *

Posted by: Feminist College Student at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (UlJ3l)

28 That's destruction

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (/tNwW)

29 The language spoke in Iran is called Farcei

Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (s/gWD)

30 We live not in The Burning Times but in The Stupid Times.

Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2015 04:06 PM (h6Mpm)

31 ...
Does anyone else kind of feel like gibbering in terror?

Because I'm starting to feel like gibbering in terror.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:06 PM (kff5f)

32 I believe they're signing a "narrative of understanding".

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 27, 2015 04:06 PM (i55o+)

33 Iran just unveiled their new 50,000 rials bank note.

With a wheelbarrow full of those, you can buy one loaf of bread!

Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2015 04:06 PM (K4YiS)

34 and the number of the counting shall be three ...

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 04:06 PM (evdj2)

35 Yay! Peace in our tyme!

Posted by: Neville Chamber Maid at March 27, 2015 04:06 PM (JOG+K)

36 Gay marriage, green this, green that. Cuba. Now a ludicrous 'deal' that they won't commit to paper, much less ratification by the Senate.They can't begin to solve any major problem an problem that any poll indicates is a serious issue.

So they flail away at one bullshit thing after another.

Posted by: Umpteenth Imam at March 27, 2015 04:06 PM (Spluw)

37
Here's the agreement:

"Dear Mr Kotter,

Iran promises not to do anything bad with nuclear energy.

Signed,
Iran's Mother"

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 04:06 PM (ko4zy)

38 And is the 50,000 rial bill kind of like the 1 trillion zimbabwean dollar bill?

Like whats the exchange rate between rials and USDs that they need a 50,000 rial bill?

...Anyways...

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:07 PM (AkOaV)

39 They are going to sign on John Kerry's ass.

That's not icing.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 04:07 PM (7DCTd)

40 I believe they're signing a "narrative of understanding".
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 27, 2015 04:06 PM (i55o+)

Yes and those are the only 3 words that will be on the document. The rest will be written in disappearing ink

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 04:07 PM (/tNwW)

41

I don't get the joke.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 04:07 PM (IXrOn)

42 22 Article 3 of the Agreement says that if Iran wants to use a nuke, they must first count to 10 to ensure they're not acting hastily.
Posted by: McCool
__________________________

We backed off our original demand that they had to count 1-Mississippi, 2-Mississippi . . .

Posted by: Furious George at March 27, 2015 04:07 PM (UlJ3l)

43 Article 7 of the Agreement says that Iran must commit to purchasing carbon offsets should they employ a nuke. #NukesforClimateChange

Posted by: McCool at March 27, 2015 04:07 PM (nCSwS)

44 Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (s/gWD)

Farsi or Persian, depending on your historical perspective.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:07 PM (AkOaV)

45 28,010.99 Iranian Rials = $1.00 USD

And I was joking about the wheelbarrow!

Life imitates satire.

Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2015 04:08 PM (K4YiS)

46 (Nukes is real life are OK, though.)

Not in Iowa City.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 04:08 PM (/kI1Q)

47
Ace has been Frenchifying again.

"Why, Huck, doan' de French people talk de same way we does?" "NO, Jim; you couldn't understand a word they said -- not a single word." "Well, now, I be ding-busted! How do dat come?" "I don't know; but it's so. I got some of their jabber out of a book. S'pose a man was to come to you and say Polly-voo-franzy -- what would you think?"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 04:08 PM (JtwS4)

48 whatever. I'm sure the iranians promised to not use a nuke until, ohh... ~~january 21~~ September 11, 2017.

That way the MSM can blame the new preznit (and/or republicans in congress) and not Saint Obama the Pious.

FIFY.

Part of the truly evil thing about the reporting around 9/11 was that, since BOOOOOOSH! had been in office for 8 months, the LIVs wouldn't think but "but he just got sworn in yesterday..." when the MFM tried to place the blame on him, rather than BJ.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:08 PM (kff5f)

49
Unicorn pleasures are forbidden.

Candy pleasures are ok.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2015 04:08 PM (Ae7K+)

50 Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (s/gWD)

oops, nevermind.

just got the joke. :-D.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:09 PM (AkOaV)

51
What would be signed?

Maybe it will be like the closing of an episode of The Carol Burnett Show, where Carol asks her guest star to sign her autograph book.

"Time for us to say -- sooooo looong."

*Ali Khamenei tugs on ear*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 27, 2015 04:09 PM (kdS6q)

52 Polly-voo-franzy -- what would you think?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 04:08 PM (JtwS4)

The capitol of Pokiestan.

Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at March 27, 2015 04:09 PM (s/gWD)

53 Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 27, 2015 04:09 PM (vgIRn)

54 I got some of their jabber out of a book. S'pose a man was to come to you and say Polly-voo-franzy -- what would you think?"

Polly needs a brazillian?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 04:10 PM (7DCTd)

55 This really deserves another Nobel.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 27, 2015 04:10 PM (fWAjv)

56 Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2015 04:08 PM (K4YiS)

That is quite the fucking exchange rate they have going on there.

Someone, quick, check to see if Soros is long or short on Iranian rials.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:10 PM (AkOaV)

57
The capitol of Pokiestan.

If "pokie" there means what it does here I'm applying for a visa.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 04:10 PM (JtwS4)

58 With Iran, he negotiates. With Congress, notsomuch.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 04:10 PM (MMC8r)

59 37
Here's the agreement:

"Dear Mr Kotter,

Iran promises not to do anything bad with nuclear energy.

Signed,
Iran's Mother"
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 04:06 PM (ko4zy)

Thread Winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:10 PM (St6BJ)

60
Kotter? Carter!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (St6BJ)

61 Gay marriage, green this, green that.

Pink mafia's mask is starting to slip.
http://is.gd/tf4Rxk

The B1G Ten[sic] is having a hissy as well; nevermind that every other year their championship games are played in Chicago, which is in Illinois, which also has a religious freedom law.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (/kI1Q)

62 Well, he said he has a pen.

Who knew ayatollah was on his speed dial?

Posted by: Dr Gorgonzola at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (FDDEY)

63 I don't really care anymore quite frankly because those who have the power and position to do anything about what this monster is doing to the world and specifically this country give even less of a shit.

All I hope at this point is this jackass doesn't get another shot or God forbid two at nominating a Supreme Court justice.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (4BkJG)

64 If "pokie" there means what it does here I'm applying for a visa.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 04:10 PM (JtwS4)

It does, but you're the one who is going to be pokied.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (kff5f)

65 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:08 PM (kff5f)

ahem... so are you saying that was ... by design then?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (AkOaV)

66 Nevergiveup has been saying for awhile that we would see a nuclear exchange in our lifetimes.

Obama has pretty much guaranteed it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (Zu3d9)

67
They promised me one weeks notice prior to bombing D.C. and a one-way ticket to Tehran.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (wAQA5)

68 Qu'est ce fuck?

Posted by: French Foreign Minister at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (JOG+K)

69 Well as long as they take the symbol of a nuke off their currency, clearly we can welcome them into the community of nuclear armed nations. amirite??

Posted by: prescient11 at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (q5APL)

70 20 Carter brought us Iran

Fredo is bring us to the brink of distinction.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (/tNwW)

Was that song by Barry McGuire? Or was it "destruction?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:12 PM (St6BJ)

71 That is quite the fucking exchange rate they have going on there.

Almost approaches the Peso.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 04:12 PM (7DCTd)

72 A pen is what Obama has. (In his mouth.)

Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2015 04:12 PM (K4YiS)

73 60
Kotter? Carter!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (St6BJ

Never thought I would say Welcome Back Carter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 04:12 PM (l1zOH)

74 Other big wins for HarfDep:

Iran agrees to drop the "Great" from their "Great Satan" rhetoric.

Stoning of homosexuals will now be done with renewable sources of rock, rather than chunks of climate-damaging concrete.

Minimum age for hanging girls found guilty of being unchaste raised to 13.

Will now only demand the death of 90% of Jews.

US will now be given option to convert to Islam rather than face utter destruction.

Posted by: TallDave at March 27, 2015 04:12 PM (/s1LA)

75 With Iran, he negotiates. With Congress, notsomuch.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 04:10 PM (MMC8r)

Is it really a "negotiation" when your position is "Yes, whatever you want!"?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:12 PM (kff5f)

76 With Iran, he negotiates. With Congress, notsomuch.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 04:10 PM (MMC8r)

You misspelled "capitulates."

And, you must grant, Iran is much, much more intimidating than Congress. Congressional R's, anyway.

Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2015 04:13 PM (h6Mpm)

77

Mr. Ed seen braying in approval.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 04:13 PM (IXrOn)

78 (In certain corners of the interwebz where I'm certain you people are too couth to venture "pokie" means a celebrity photographed with very visible nipples under her shirt).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 04:13 PM (JtwS4)

79 4 We need to design new currency. A picture of Obama bending over and

*sigh*

Can't go there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2015 04:02 PM (FsuaD)

More like Obama bending Lady Liberty over and shoving a giant Rules for Radicals up her copper-clad culo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:13 PM (St6BJ)

80 So, who gets nuked first? East Coast or West Coast. I say the east b/c that is where obama lives and he earned it.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 04:13 PM (iQIUe)

81 What would be signed? I guess if you just wanted something to sign, you could type up a Statement of Candy and Unicorn Pleasures-ace

I.O.U. peace, love and understanding
The Iranian Regime

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 04:13 PM (l1zOH)

82 ahem... so are you saying that was ... by design then?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (AkOaV)

Not necessarily. I think the MFM just saw an opportunity and took it. I don't think AQ planned specifically for "just long enough into the new term that the new President would be blamed."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:14 PM (kff5f)

83 I don't think Barry could win a negotiation with a Staples procurement associate for paper clips

Posted by: Dr Gorgonzola at March 27, 2015 04:14 PM (FDDEY)

84 They promised me one weeks notice prior to bombing D.C. and a one-way ticket to Tehran.
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (wAQA5)

and no touchie Hawaii

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 04:14 PM (IXrOn)

85 78 (In certain corners of the interwebz where I'm certain you people are too couth to venture "pokie" means a celebrity photographed with very visible nipples under her shirt).
Posted by: Bandersnatch
________________

Examples, please?

Posted by: Furious George at March 27, 2015 04:14 PM (UlJ3l)

86 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (Zu3d9)

Well, I don't know.

If anything makes me hopeful about all of this it's that it must have looked just as bad if not worse for foreign affairs back in the '50s, and yet we've managed to make it this far without a nuclear war.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:14 PM (AkOaV)

87 We need to design new currency. A picture of Obama bending over and

Getting pockied?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:14 PM (kff5f)

88 And remember Iran issued a Fatwa against making a Nuke and Fredo says that is as good as gold

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 04:15 PM (/tNwW)

89 The "signing" aspect of this was stated only by the articles authors. There were no quotes from anyone stating anyone would actually be signing anything.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 27, 2015 04:15 PM (jjaLl)

90
Dear Iran,

We will lift sanctions and not bomb if you super duper swearsey's promise not to build a nuclear bomb.
Friends4ever!

Barack Obama.

Posted by: Actual text of what they will sign at March 27, 2015 04:15 PM (/EkKm)

91 80 So, who gets nuked first? East Coast or West Coast. I say the east b/c that is where obama lives and he earned it.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 04:13 PM (iQIUe)

West Coast is in range of what they have now. Then again, they can launch on Riyadh and the rest of the GCC as well as the filthy evil Israelites.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:15 PM (St6BJ)

92 It's times like this that I'm glad that i've sworn off going near my wife's family. They'll be thrilled by this POS.

How do I know? my dear MiL ran her mouth about the joys of obamacare AFTER being told by her daughter that our health care plan was blown to Hell by obamacare. Both kids lost medications due to it.
That's the kind of people they are. The kind of people we're all dealing with, every day.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2015 04:15 PM (Spluw)

93
Signed,
Iran's Mother"
Posted by: Soothsayer

"Hey Julie, did I ever tell you about my famous uncle, Ayatollah Abbas Ali-Amid Kotter?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 27, 2015 04:16 PM (kdS6q)

94 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:14 PM (kff5f)

Oooh, okay, yeah. I misread what you wrote there originally.

I thought you were saying that "elements of the US government" planned 9/11 to make bush look bad.

Nevermind then!

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:16 PM (AkOaV)

95 Zarif commenting on the naivety of the Congressmen who penned the open letter:

"....in international law, governments represent the entirety of their respective states, are responsible for the conduct of foreign affairs, are required to fulfill the obligations they undertake with other states and may not invoke their internal law as justification for failure to perform their international obligations."

See? The Congressmen were right...., neither Iran nor Obama understand how the U.S government works. In both cases they misapprehend how 'obligations' are incurred under our system.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 04:16 PM (vPh3W)

96 very visible nipples under her shirt

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 04:13 PM (JtwS4)

Most women have visible nipples under their shirts.

The invisible kind are really rare.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2015 04:16 PM (Zu3d9)

97 The Penis Mightier!

Posted by: Sean Connery at March 27, 2015 04:16 PM (evdj2)

98 West Coast is in range of what they have now. Then again, they can launch on Riyadh and the rest of the GCC as well as the filthy evil Israelites.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:15 PM (St6BJ)

Iran can launch satellites. As long as they get their math right, they can hit just about any place in the continental US.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:16 PM (kff5f)

99 In return, can we send them James Taylor and John Kerry, permanently?

Posted by: Ken in NH at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (MqjGP)

100 78 (In certain corners of the interwebz where I'm certain you people are too couth to venture "pokie" means a celebrity photographed with very visible nipples under her shirt).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 04:13 PM (JtwS4)

Pictures or it didn't happen. You know the rulz!

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (JOG+K)

101 US negotiators should hold out for an end to #deathtoAmerica hashtags.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (1BQGO)

102 66 Nevergiveup has been saying for awhile that we would see a nuclear exchange in our lifetimes.

Obama has pretty much guaranteed it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2015 04:11 PM (Zu3d9)

I imagine a few EMP bursts over Iran, followed by IAF and KSAAF airstrikes to take out whatever nukes they can get.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (St6BJ)

103 (In certain corners of the interwebz where I'm certain you people are too couth to venture "pokie" means a celebrity photographed with very visible nipples under her shirt).
Posted by: Bandersnatch
________________
Examples, please?
Posted by: Furious George

Ginger from Wednesday that Vic posted?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (7DCTd)

104
@75
Iran and the rest of the world kick Obama
Obama kicks Congress and his Administrative Agencies
The Administrative Agencies and Congress kick us (with Obama helping out from time to time)

Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (k8xvx)

105 Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:16 PM (AkOaV)

O_o

Yeah. No.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (kff5f)

106
Examples, please?

Aw hell it's Friday afternoon, I won't pretend I have standards.

There's a site called "the nip slip dot com" and one called "taxi driver movie dot com" which have pretty regularly updates of celebrity nudity, wardrobe malfunctions, camel toes and pokies.

The content is good, the ads can be pretty gross which is why I never link them here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (JtwS4)

107 97 The Penis Mightier!
Posted by: Sean Connery at March 27, 2015 04:16 PM (evdj2)

Than Miss Poo-see.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (St6BJ)

108 I haven't been paying much attention for a few days....Can someone tell me if I am for or against boycotting Indiana?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (Zu3d9)

109 97 The Penis Mightier!
Posted by: Sean Connery

No day is complete without a cryptic Zardoz reference!

Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2015 04:18 PM (K4YiS)

110 98 Iran can launch satellites. As long as they get their math right, they can hit just about any place in the continental US.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:16 PM (kff5f)

They invented math, right?

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:18 PM (St6BJ)

111 I'm sure the Iranians are also under the implication that they are going to get iPods with Barry Teh First's collected speeches on them.

If not, that could very well be their pretext to break the "agreement".

Posted by: dissent555 at March 27, 2015 04:18 PM (yR6A1)

112 I haven't been paying much attention for a few days....Can someone tell me if I am for or against boycotting Indiana?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Why do you hate my people?

Posted by: Princess Running Joke at March 27, 2015 04:18 PM (Spluw)

113 5 That Obama. Is there anything he can't do?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 04:02 PM (/kI1Q

leave office fast enough?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (l1zOH)

114 I haven't been paying much attention for a few days....Can someone tell me if I am for or against boycotting Indiana?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (Zu3d9)

For. But only because you're a notorious anti-Semite.

If you're serious though... you're agin it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f)

115 For all the micro-brains saying 'what should we do, BOMB IRAN?!?', I'd say it'd be better to have us bomb them now than for them to bomb us later.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (MMC8r)

116 108 I haven't been paying much attention for a few days....Can someone tell me if I am for or against boycotting Indiana?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (Zu3d9)

What did or did not Mike Pence do?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (St6BJ)

117 101 US negotiators should hold out for an end to #deathtoAmerica hashtags.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (1BQGO)

Great idea! We'll get the balloons and streamers. And what do you think...maybe jello shots? Oh, how exciting!

Posted by: Psaki Delta Harf Social Chairpersons at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (vgIRn)

118
"Dear Mr Kotter,

Iran promises not to do anything bad with nuclear energy.

Signed,
Iran's Mother"

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 04:06 PM

You gonna believe that bullshiite?

Posted by: Epstien's Mother at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (h4vJk)

119 I haven't been paying much attention for a few days....Can someone tell me if I am for or against boycotting Indiana?

Against.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (/kI1Q)

120

TGIF funny

House Dem Eleanor Holmes Norton On Her Inability To Park A Car: "I Have Signed Up For Parking Lessons"...

weaselzippers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (IXrOn)

121 I'm scared.

Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (cbfNE)

122
and no touchie Hawaii
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
...........................
Ssssh. Already too many fuggin' Haoles dere, brah.

Posted by: Barry Pakalolo at March 27, 2015 04:20 PM (wAQA5)

123 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (kff5f)

I have a buddy who I agree with on most things who will be talking with me about politics or whatever and I'll be nodding along and all of a sudden he'll slip in "...and then they used darpa to create a drought in california, which is fucked up. I mean their governor is an ass hat and blah blah blah..." or something like that it usually takes me a good 30 seconds before I catch it. Like "whoa, what?"

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:20 PM (AkOaV)

124 115 For all the micro-brains saying 'what should we do, BOMB IRAN?!?', I'd say it'd be better to have us bomb them now than for them to bomb us later.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (MMC8r)

We sure as hell aren't gonna do it. Unless General Jack D. Ripper is in charge of a major USAF airbase somewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:20 PM (St6BJ)

125 I'm pretty sure they will be signing a recipe for their balls.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at March 27, 2015 04:20 PM (/EkKm)

126 What did or did not Mike Pence do?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (St6BJ)

Signed Indiana's Religious protection bill into law.

The Progtards (especially the Gaystapo) are losing their collective sh*t.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:20 PM (kff5f)

127 @96
What with the degeneracy of the human race these days, wouldn't be surprised if there was pron out there of women with invisible nips. Why not, we have it for almost every other breed of fetish. (*Calls 'Earl!'*)

Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at March 27, 2015 04:20 PM (k8xvx)

128

HuffPo Canada

Huffpo is in canada?

HuffPo Advocates For New Jim Crow: "Minorities Deserve Safe Spaces Without White People"...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 04:21 PM (IXrOn)

129 What did or did not Mike Pence do?

Signed a bill like the one Jim Edgar signed in 1998.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 04:21 PM (/kI1Q)

130 Look at Hot Air for a story about US allies no longer sharing information with the US, because they're afraid the US will share it with Iran.

Yep, the US government is allied with Iran in Iran's pursuit of nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Arkady at March 27, 2015 04:21 PM (ET/v4)

131 Every 6 months or so Reagan's speech is worth it

Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tpH5L8zCtSk

We Fight.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 04:21 PM (x3YFz)

132 126 Signed Indiana's Religious protection bill into law.

The Progtards (especially the Gaystapo) are losing their collective sh*t.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:20 PM (kff5f)

Then I am a fan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:21 PM (St6BJ)

133
5 That Obama. Is there anything he can't do?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier
...........................
Negotiate a good deal on a hotel room?

Posted by: William Shatner at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (wAQA5)

134 If you're serious though... you're agin it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f)

Good. I guess.

What did they do?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (Zu3d9)

135 We sure as hell aren't gonna do it. Unless General Jack D. Ripper is in charge of a major USAF airbase somewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:20 PM (St6BJ)

It's a fuckin shame that a Staff Officer can't run a Nuclear Strike Group.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (/tNwW)

136 The South African interpreter for the deaf could have "Signed" a better deal.

Posted by: DaveA at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (DL2i+)

137 Anal bum cover!

Posted by: Sean Connery at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (evdj2)

138 HuffPo Advocates For New Jim Crow: "Minorities Deserve Safe Spaces Without White People"...

...
...
...
Beyond parody.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (kff5f)

139 Against.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (/kI1Q

The Hoosiers, who would have thunk.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (l1zOH)

140 HuffPo Advocates For New Jim Crow:
"Minorities Deserve Safe Spaces Without White People"...

Cabrini Green?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (7DCTd)

141
Anyone up for another 30 years war with nukes?

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (/EkKm)

142 Signed Indiana's Religious protection bill into law.

Have I mentioned Bill Clinton signed a religious freedom restoration act in 1993, and no one had a tantrum?

I'm not the biggest fan of Indiana, but don't believe for a minute Hillary, Miley, Takai, et al are whining out of any sort of principle.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (/kI1Q)

143 135 We sure as hell aren't gonna do it. Unless General Jack D. Ripper is in charge of a major USAF airbase somewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:20 PM (St6BJ)

It's a fuckin shame that a Staff Officer can't run a Nuclear Strike Group.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (/tNwW)

Man, do we need a gaggle of Augusto Pinochets right about now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (St6BJ)

144 If anything makes me hopeful about all of this it's that it must have looked just as bad if not worse for foreign affairs back in the '50s, and yet we've managed to make it this far without a nuclear war.
------------------------

Which brings to mind this. Feel free to plug in any name that comes to mind other than Marshall...:

"What can be made of this unbroken series of decisions and acts contributing to the strategy of defeat? They cannot be attributed to incompetence. If Marshall were merely stupid, the laws of probability would dictate that part of his decisions would serve this country's interest. If Marshall is innocent of guilty intention, how could he be trusted to guide the defense of this country further?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 04:23 PM (vPh3W)

145 How do the libtards have any shit left, with the amount they lose on any given day?

Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 27, 2015 04:23 PM (A9KzJ)

146 Why hasn't the House threatened Obama with impeachment.

I mean even put it on the fucking table.

B/c the GOPe is just the other side of the coin that is the politicians' graft.

It all must crash and burn. So fucking be it.

Posted by: prescient11 at March 27, 2015 04:23 PM (q5APL)

147 By the way NO US Carrier commercial pilot has ever flipped out like that guy over France. Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 04:23 PM (/tNwW)

148 I used to worry occasionally about never awakening from the Oblahblah nightmare.

Now I worry about that more often.

Posted by: Hank at March 27, 2015 04:23 PM (/ujVT)

149
What did they do?

I've only skimmed it but they enacted a Religious Freedom Act which, like the ones already in 19 states, is based on the one Clinton signed in '93.

But now it's totes hateful.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 04:23 PM (JtwS4)

150 141
Anyone up for another 30 years war with nukes?
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (/EkKm)

30 years? What will we be using; dental x-rays?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:23 PM (St6BJ)

151
I agree not to build the bomb, but first you will blow me,

signed

Iran.

Posted by: Actual text of understanding at March 27, 2015 04:23 PM (/EkKm)

152 That Obama. Is there anything he can't do?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier
...........................

Walk and carry an open umbrella while conversing with his lovely wife?

Posted by: Boots at March 27, 2015 04:23 PM (l9mF2)

153 Iran's buddies

Al-Qaeda Suicide Bomber Preparing For Attack In Syria Shown Applying "Perfume" For His Date With 72 Virgins...

A picture released by al-Nusra Front shows one of their Turkish bomber's applying perfume as he prepares for his mission to blow himself up in Aleppo, the text under it reads, "for the meeting with Women of Paradise."

wth?...
weaselzippers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 04:23 PM (IXrOn)

154 @132
Can we make it a rule to not include "Gaystapo" and "sh*t" in the same post? *Shudders and calls 'Earl!*

Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (k8xvx)

155 Ed Morrissey quotes NBC' foreign correspondent reporting that US allies in the ME are accusing TFG of deliberately leaking classified material to Iran they shared with us, their ostensible ally.

We are being accused of betrayal.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (FCsIb)

156 HuffPo Advocates For New Jim Crow: "Minorities Deserve Safe Spaces Without White People"...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 04:21 PM (IXrOn

Go back to where your ancestors called home.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (l1zOH)

157 HuffPo Advocates For New Jim Crow: "Minorities Deserve Safe Spaces Without White People"...

Like their own restrooms and hotels?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (MMC8r)

158 What a second. Religious protection?

For Jews?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (Zu3d9)

159 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (/kI1Q)

I have mentioned that to many in my circle on many occasions.

It's almost as if their opposition is... opportunistic. Nah, that couldn't be it.

I wish I could tattoo on people's foreheads:
"You have no right to what someone else must produce or provide."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f)

160 Posted by: Arkady at March 27, 2015 04:21 PM (ET/v4)

five eyes or whatever are under treaty obligation to share info with us and vice versa.

and we all get everyone elses info who could even nominally be called a US or European ally.

so im sure its just symbolic.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (AkOaV)

161
#150

30 year to build the bomb, one year to use it.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (/EkKm)

162 We are being accused of betrayal.
Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 2

Hey Baby, that thing I said I wouldn't do in your mouth.........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (l1zOH)

163 The Progtards (especially the Gaystapo) are losing their collective sh*t.

Hard to keep it in with a blown-out O-ring.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (mx5oN)

164 "Minorities Deserve Safe Spaces Without White People"

I think that would describe most inner city schools. I wonder how that is working out?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (1BQGO)

165 HuffPo Advocates For New Jim Crow: "Minorities Deserve Safe Spaces Without White People"...

But if the Indiana state government refuses to force Christians to participate in gay weddings, that's tyranny.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 04:25 PM (/kI1Q)

166 151
I agree not to build the bomb, but first you will blow me,

signed

Iran.
Posted by: Actual text of understanding at March 27, 2015 04:23 PM (/EkKm)

How do you say "sugar-tits" in Farsi?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:25 PM (St6BJ)

167 Negotiate a good deal on a hotel room?
Posted by: William
-------

Score a free throw?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 04:25 PM (vPh3W)

168 Signed Indiana's Religious protection bill into law. Have I mentioned Bill Clinton signed a religious freedom restoration act in 1993, and no one had a tantrum?I'm not the biggest fan of Indiana, but don't believe for a minute Hillary, Miley, Takai, et al are whining out of any sort of principle.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier

I really don't know until Gabe tells us WHat We Should Think.
At which point, i'll laugh at it and the attempt at "reasoned discourse" and say oohrah.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2015 04:25 PM (Spluw)

169 Al-Qaeda Suicide Bomber Preparing For Attack In Syria Shown Applying "Perfume" For His Date With 72 Virgins...

Pro tip: Dude, YOU wear cologne. THEY wear perfume.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 04:25 PM (7DCTd)

170 What a second. Religious protection?

For Jews?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (Zu3d9)

Mostly for wedding cake decorators and photographers.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:25 PM (kff5f)

171 Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (MMC8r)

Nah! Just water fountains and train cars.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:25 PM (AkOaV)

172 Joking aside, Bowe Bergdahl really is the story of Obama.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 04:25 PM (FCsIb)

173 Continuing my series on "what is America?"

- Courage
- Selflessness
- Humility
- Two steppin'
- Danger
- Fast cars

oh, there's more... just wait : )

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 04:25 PM (x3YFz)

174 I wish I could tattoo on people's foreheads:

"You have no right to what someone else must produce or provide."

Unfortunately, "here, have what someone else provides" has been federal law since the 1930s.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 04:26 PM (/kI1Q)

175 >>>>HuffPo Advocates For New Jim Crow: "Minorities Deserve Safe Spaces Without White People"...

Like their own restrooms and hotels?
.
.
.And don't forget drinking fountains, hospitals, swimming pools, etc.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 27, 2015 04:26 PM (4oSLk)

176
Does anyone else recall joke biden assauging our fears of a nuclear Iran during the 2012 debate by assuring us, stupidly, that even if Iran did make a weapon, they'd have nothing to put it in, i.e., no delivery apparatus.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 04:26 PM (ko4zy)

177 @128
I don't use too much profanity, but this deserves an "Oh FFS!"

Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at March 27, 2015 04:26 PM (k8xvx)

178
So Horeseface is the new PriceLine Negotiator?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:26 PM (St6BJ)

179

nood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 04:26 PM (IXrOn)

180 Within 1 month of the "signing" of this POS "agreement" Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and Turkey will IMMEDIATELY begin buying or building their own Nuclear Weapons. Ah the smell of napalm in the morning. Love it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 04:26 PM (/tNwW)

181 What will be signed - "We the Infidels of the West agree to not attack the Persian Shi'ite Caliphate unless and until we destroy Israel and American Jesusland with every weapon we have in our combined arsenals at the time of destruction, including nuclear, chemical and biological. Further, if Iran destroys Israel first, we agree to willingly commit suicide and join the Persian Shi'ite Caliphate as we will have failed the Mad Mullahs."

Posted by: The Infidel West at March 27, 2015 04:26 PM (cL79m)

182 Unfortunately, "here, have what someone else provides" has been federal law since the 1930s.

Dammit.

Can I order a new reality? This one seems to have gone bad.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:26 PM (kff5f)

183 Iran will have a nuclear weapon in less than three years unless their facilities are destroyed no matter what agreement is reached. I don't think they will use it against Israel though prior to their goal of making Shia the dominant religion in the ME. I think that will be the war of the future and that's why the Sunni countries in the ME don't want Iran to have the bomb as much as the West.

I have no don't that if either Iran or Iraq had obtained the bomb during their war it would have been used against the other.

Posted by: Cruzinator at March 27, 2015 04:27 PM (sIhFA)

184 Angry gheys (stamping their feet) : "We won't do any more business in Indiana!"

Indiana: *silence*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 04:27 PM (vPh3W)

185 176
Does anyone else recall joke biden assauging our fears of a nuclear Iran during the 2012 debate by assuring us, stupidly, that even if Iran did make a weapon, they'd have nothing to put it in, i.e., no delivery apparatus.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 04:26 PM (ko4zy)

Joe Bidet Biden has been absolutely 100% wrong about every single major foreign policy issue since he first became a senator in 1972.

Every. Single. Issue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:27 PM (St6BJ)

186 Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (FCsIb)

Yeah, well, I'm sure we did.

But in Obamas defense, everyone spies on each other and leaks bullshit.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:27 PM (AkOaV)

187 A wink and a nod is as binding as a signature. We got ~~Iran~~ the best deal we could!

Posted by: Barack Hussein at March 27, 2015 04:27 PM (bi4aa)

188 @163
EARL!

Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at March 27, 2015 04:28 PM (k8xvx)

189 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:27 PM (St6BJ)

Yeah, Biden really does have a hell of a track record.

Simple chance alone would dictate he'd be right half the time.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:28 PM (AkOaV)

190 184 Angry gheys (stamping their feet) : "We won't do any more business in Indiana!"

Indiana: *silence*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 04:27 PM (vPh3W)

Considering the actual number of self identified homos in the USA is statistically insignificant, I wouldn't sweat it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:28 PM (St6BJ)

191 Angry gheys (stamping their feet) : "We won't do any more business in Indiana!" Indiana: *silence*
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Neither will we!!!

What??

Posted by: Firefox at March 27, 2015 04:28 PM (Spluw)

192 I wish I could tattoo on people's foreheads:
"You have no right to what someone else must produce or provide."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f)

Don't waste your time even thinking about it. After some wisdom set it I realized that trying to approach a hippie with cartesian logic is like asking a rock to grow legs.

Ain't gonna happen so don't even bother.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 04:29 PM (x3YFz)

193 Was anybody around on Little Green Footballs when the one poster kept claiming that the Israelis had a "Sampson Option" of setting off nukes in the European capitals if the Israelis were wiped out? I guess for revenge?

Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 27, 2015 04:29 PM (A9KzJ)

194
That Obama. Is there anything he can't do?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier
...........................

Walk and carry an open umbrella while conversing with his lovely wife\
Posted by: Boots at March 27, 2015 04:23 PM (l9mF2)
................................
If there was no gate to confuse them, maybe.

Posted by: wth at March 27, 2015 04:29 PM (wAQA5)

195 Ed Morrissey quotes NBC' foreign correspondent reporting that US allies in the ME are accusing TFG of deliberately leaking classified material to Iran they shared with us, their ostensible ally.

We are being accused of betrayal.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 04:24 PM (FCsIb)

If those (former) allies include Arab countries, they should know all about what Team SCOAMT is doing to them, because their religion commands it be done to all who don't follow their religion 150%.

Semi-related, considering El PRL loves their majority partners in the bipartisan Party-In-Government, that sort of rules out voting for the DemocRATs.

Posted by: steveegg at March 27, 2015 04:30 PM (cL79m)

196 another Reagan speech.

And this one is less well known but it cuts me to the bone and makes me want to check my kit to make sure that if ever again, my nation needs me, I will not falter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Wt8y18YFH70

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 04:31 PM (x3YFz)

197 Celestial Muslim Virgin #1- "Ewwww, his intestines are all over the place."

Celestial Muslim Virgin #2- "Yeah, but he smells nice."

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 27, 2015 04:32 PM (NeFrd)

198
So, negotiating with Iran is somewhat like Democrat politicians negotiating public employee contracts.

yeah, that works out just fine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:32 PM (St6BJ)

199
How do you say "sugar-tits" in Farsi?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:25 PM (St6BJ

Burka Mounds.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 04:32 PM (l1zOH)

200 Is anyone from the gop going to object to this bullshit?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 04:32 PM (iQIUe)

201 Considering the actual number of self identified homos in the USA is statistically insignificant, I wouldn't sweat it.

I may have mentioned that Indianapolis convention attendees are at nonzero risk of being assaulted by mobs of "youths" but zero risk of being refused the opportunity to purchase lunch, but the straw man is more fun.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 04:33 PM (/kI1Q)

202 199 Burka Mounds.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 04:32 PM (l1zOH)

Psaki Psatsikis?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:33 PM (St6BJ)

203 How do you say "sugar-tits" in Farsi?

****

falafelbazooms

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 27, 2015 04:33 PM (NeFrd)

204 Celestial Muslim Virgin #1- "Ewwww, his intestines are all over the place." Celestial Muslim Virgin #2- "Yeah, but he smells nice."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man

"Yeah, that's him all over."

Posted by: Celestial Muslim Virgin #3 (as far as you know) at March 27, 2015 04:33 PM (Spluw)

205 Is anyone from the gop going to object to this bullshit?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 04:32 PM (iQIUe)

What, and be accused of treason against both the ObamiNation and the Persian Shi'ite Caliphate? We like our head too much.

Posted by: El Partido Republicano Legado at March 27, 2015 04:34 PM (cL79m)

206 Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:27 PM (AkOaV)
====================

Maybe I wasn't clear. Engel is claiming our allies no longer believe we hold their interests higher than those of Iran, and we are disclosing material to Iran that Iran can then use against them. Hence the word "betrayal".

That's a strong word.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 04:34 PM (FCsIb)

207 197 Celestial Muslim Virgin #1- "Ewwww, his intestines are all over the place."

Celestial Muslim Virgin #2- "Yeah, but he smells nice."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 27, 2015 04:32 PM (NeFrd)

"There's a fragrance like roadkill,
and they call it . . . I KEEEEL YOU!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 27, 2015 04:34 PM (St6BJ)

208 Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 04:31 PM (x3YFz)

I posted that last year.....

Awesome speech from an awesome man.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2015 04:34 PM (Zu3d9)

209 Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 04:32 PM (l1zOH)

ValJar's got nuts.
El PRL don't.

Posted by: steveegg at March 27, 2015 04:35 PM (cL79m)

210 If he wants to be with me it's gonna cost him an arm and a leg.

Posted by: Celestial Muslim Virgin #4 at March 27, 2015 04:36 PM (NeFrd)

211 T9 - Heh. Just got a call from Gallup, doing a survey. What was amusing was that the gal on the phone spelled my name using phonetics. Since I have double 'T's in my name..., it was 'tango, tango'. Never had heard that before as my name was spelled out.

Perfectly used to phonetics..., just never had my name called out that way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 04:36 PM (vPh3W)

212 If he wants to be with me it's gonna cost him an arm and a leg.
Posted by: Celestial Muslim Virgin #4
"I want a piece of that man"

Posted by: Celestial Muslim Virgin #3 (as far as you know) at March 27, 2015 04:37 PM (Spluw)

213 ValJar's got nuts.
Posted by: steveegg
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In a jar...., Barky's

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 04:37 PM (vPh3W)

214
Three shot in StL and two dead. Boy, that is a violent city.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 04:37 PM (iQIUe)

215 Within 1 month of the "signing" of this POS "agreement" Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and Turkey will IMMEDIATELY begin buying or building their own Nuclear Weapons. Ah the smell of napalm in the morning. Love it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 04:26 PM (/tNwW)

The Sauds will take possession of their nukes from Pakistan.

Posted by: steveegg at March 27, 2015 04:37 PM (cL79m)

216 Three shot in StL and two dead. Boy, that is a violent city.
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Unarmed teenagers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 04:38 PM (vPh3W)

217 He'll have to spread himself pretty thin to get all the way to me.

Posted by: Celestial Muslim Virgin #54 at March 27, 2015 04:38 PM (NeFrd)

218 He's not half the man he used to be.

Posted by: Celestial Muslim Virgin #4 at March 27, 2015 04:39 PM (NeFrd)

219
I bet all those italian judges are truthers, too. LOL

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 04:39 PM (iQIUe)

220 Noodity.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2015 04:40 PM (0NdlF)

221
i guess i can make bologna from the scraps

Posted by: celestial muslim virgin #63 at March 27, 2015 04:42 PM (lKyWE)

222 In a jar...., Barky's

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 04:37 PM (vPh3W)

Er, the nuts in a jar are Barky's.

Posted by: steveegg at March 27, 2015 04:44 PM (cL79m)

223 Spengler: It would be bad.Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping
instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed
of light.Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal!Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

Posted by: Wry Mouth at March 27, 2015 04:45 PM (GMFsH)

224 They were suppose to announce the verdict at 10 pm and it is now 1004pm

1pm then 5pm then 10pm.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 05:04 PM (iQIUe)

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