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British Foreign Secretary: We'll Have a "Narrative" Coming Out of the Talks; Nothing Will Be Written Down, But That Doesn't Matter
We'll still have our Narrative.
Brits: Iran nuke deal would be vague, unwritten By EDWARD-ISAAC DOVERE 3/27/15 1:00 PM EDT No specifics, nothing written, perhaps not even anything that Iran and the international negotiating partners say as one--that's the most to expect out of the nuclear talks now running up against the deadline in Switzerland, British Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond said Friday. But even concluding this round of talks with that level of ambiguity, Hammond said, would count as a significant success. And he thinks they'll get it.As has been often remarked, diplomats always say their efforts end in success. They are the most self-deceptive imbeciles in the world. No matter how they fail at their stated objectives, they say that whatever happened is a "success." Just talking is a "success," you know.
"We envisage being able to deliver a narrative. Whether that is written down or not, I don’t think is the crucial issue,”This will be a political statement, or perhaps political statements from the [negotiating partners] and Iran which create enough momentum to make it clear that we've now got this boulder over the hill and we are into the detailed work to produce an agreement."
The "political statement" is that Iran gets its nuke and if Israel interferes they are guilty of war crimes. The other political statement is that Barack Obama just gave Obamacare to the World.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 03:01 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 27, 2015 03:02 PM (9xfh1)
Posted by: Mel at March 27, 2015 03:02 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 03:03 PM (/kI1Q)
Every day, something comes out that tops the previous.
Peak Stupid will be marked with a mushroom cloud.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 27, 2015 03:03 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 03:03 PM (0FSuD)
What difference, at this point, does it make?!?1/11/1/1/?!?1?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2015 03:03 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 03:04 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 27, 2015 03:04 PM (lD3Hf)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 03:04 PM (kff5f)
success. They are the most self-deceptive imbeciles in the world.
Like when legislators pat themselves on the back for successfully passing legislation?
Or bureaucrats pat themselves on the back and give out awards amongst themselves for providing 'good government?'
There must be some kind of pattern here, but I just can't put my finger on it.
Posted by: Methos at March 27, 2015 03:04 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 03:05 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 03:05 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2015 03:05 PM (40li+)
They buy time to get their nukes, get the sanctions lifted, and get to make the "P5+1" or whatever bullshit look like idiots.
Either that, or this is what O's been gunning for the whole time.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:05 PM (AkOaV)
Finally, a rational reason why I just can't quit this place.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2015 03:05 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 27, 2015 03:05 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: sir humphrey appleby at March 27, 2015 03:05 PM (xYW7q)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 03:05 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2015 03:05 PM (Spluw)
One would think they're actively aiding Iran.
Posted by: Heralder at March 27, 2015 03:06 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 03:06 PM (kff5f)
Banana-Macadamia Nut Crusted Muffins baking in the oven 
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 03:06 PM (IXrOn)
You are literally negotiating with a country run by crazy inbreds who have FLAT OUT STATED - Death to America and their intention is to wipe out Israel, which can be achieved with about 6 or 7 nukes.
Can someone please explain to me the thinking here?
Posted by: prescient11 at March 27, 2015 03:06 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 27, 2015 03:06 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2015 03:07 PM (Spluw)
Well, because when your national rallying cry is "Death to America! Death to the Jews!" it's kind of hard to go back home and say, "hey we just made a deal with America to not kill the Jews with that nuke we've been working on / bragging about for a decade or so." and that was known by everyone from the beginning.
I mean, the Iranians could have Taqqiya'ed up a bullshit agreement if they really wanted to, but I don't think Obama ever pushed them that hard.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:07 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 03:07 PM (IXrOn)
crazy inbreds who have FLAT OUT STATED - Death to America and their
intention is to wipe out Israel, which can be achieved with about 6 or 7
nukes.
Posted by: prescient11 at March 27, 2015 03:06 PM (q5APL)
Yeah, but the Death to America thing was just for the "home crowd", wingnut.
Posted by: Heralder at March 27, 2015 03:08 PM (/Mxso)
The West will at least try to follow through on it's "verbal" commitments.
Iran will mock us as it completely ignores its own (whatever those may be- obviously they won't be very onerous, since we're not even insisting on surprise inspections).
And every day it looks more and more like my son may well have to fight in the next (declared) World War.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: rickl at March 27, 2015 03:08 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 27, 2015 03:08 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2015 03:08 PM (ZKGnj)
-Posted by: prescient11 at March 27, 2015 03:06 PM (q5APL)
*continues eating sandwich*
*pulls-down "Closed" sign*
Posted by: The Regime at March 27, 2015 03:08 PM (16bOT)
The cockpit door is locked, and Pilot Obam-uh is going to fly us straight into a mountainside.
Meanwhile, a supine media is in the cabin with pom-poms in hand cheering everything this JEF does.
Posted by: Beorn at March 27, 2015 03:08 PM (dGF4J)
Head for the hills! Take care of those who entrusted to you, and be a sign of hope to those around you.
Posted by: Meriadoc at March 27, 2015 03:08 PM (0lkD2)
Posted by: Pres. TFG at March 27, 2015 03:08 PM (JBzwC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 03:09 PM (zogjM)
So, Ace, if Obama has exported Obamacare to the world, that means that if we "Like our country, we can keep our country?"
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at March 27, 2015 03:09 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2015 03:09 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: prescient11 at March 27, 2015 03:06 PM (q5APL)
They won't nuke Al Quds (Jerusalem) so really, they only need one or two big nukes over Tel Aviv and then a ground force of irregulars from Shia militias and the Quds force from Iran.
Or an EMP would probably work well. Unfortunately it would knock out power to neighboring Arabs, but uh, well... omelettes, eggs, all that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:09 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: prescient11 at March 27, 2015 03:06 PM (q5APL)
Iran, Good.
USA, Bad.
What? You asked.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 03:09 PM (kff5f)
hey bub, eat me. If it ain't in writing, it ain't! And then even writing it means squat shit with a "State" like Iran. How'd that Munich thing work out?
Bunch of dumb fuckin idiots.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:09 PM (/tNwW)
All its about. All.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 03:10 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Doug Winship at March 27, 2015 03:10 PM (fQfAZ)
Posted by: Red Mexican at March 27, 2015 03:10 PM (SuGsU)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 03:10 PM (IXrOn)
In fairness, the supreme leader did tell his diplomat to stop yelling at Kerry during the negotiations.
So we have that going for us.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:11 PM (AkOaV)
http://tinyurl.com/ls935f5
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:11 PM (AkOaV)
Or an EMP would probably work well. Unfortunately it would knock out power to neighboring Arabs, but uh, well... omelettes, eggs, all that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:09 PM (AkOaV)
Bullshit they will Nuke Jerusalem. it's not all that holy to them. Don't buy their horse shit. Hell they've repeatedly fired missiles at Jerusalem. The only reason Jerusalem matters to them is because it is Holy to Jews and Christians. You don't really believe the bullshit that Mo ascended to heaven from there? That POS never got within 500 miles of Jerusalem.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:12 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 27, 2015 03:12 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: maddogg at March 27, 2015 03:12 PM (xWW96)
Oh, and "Death to America!"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 03:12 PM (TLTHv)
So we have that going for us.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:11 PM (AkOaV)
Could we at least get that in writing?
Posted by: Heralder at March 27, 2015 03:12 PM (/Mxso)
It's almost like there is an Iranian and a Muslim in the White House.
Posted by: Red Mexican at March 27, 2015 03:10 PM (SuGsU)
_-------------------------_
Never fear, I'll be in soon to get us back on track. Oh, have I mentioned happy fun camp lately?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2015 03:13 PM (HSmrB)
Poodle?
Fought over it. Kerry wanted to screw it. Barky wanted to eat it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 03:13 PM (7DCTd)
Dude. Even Duke Nukem Forever came out eventually.
Posted by: alexthechick - The end game has begun at March 27, 2015 03:13 PM (mf5HN)
USA, Bad.
What? You asked.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 03:09
Israel/Joos, Badder.
Time to
Nuke it
Salt it
Leave it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:13 PM (l1zOH)
Transparency !
Posted by: Barack Hussein at March 27, 2015 03:13 PM (bi4aa)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2015 03:14 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:12 PM (/tNwW
It's part of the plan of conquest to claim these things so they can make Jewish and Christian holy sites Muslim holy sites and tear down or convert the temples.
Posted by: Heralder at March 27, 2015 03:14 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 27, 2015 03:14 PM (74McK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2015 03:14 PM (gRnYL)
"We have all managed to create a timeline, which will be used to achieve consensus on talking points, and can also be used to facilitate the scheduling of further pre-planning meetings. Those pre-planning meetings will allow us to formulate a working statement, and to organically allow us to work towards an initial meeting. Once we have formulated the initial meeting, we can then begin the negotiations on a formalized schedule of multi-party talks which will address the points we feel necessary to be addressed before the main points of the negotiation are structured. As we progress through the formalized meetings, we can then build the intellectual structure necessary to begin the task of finding common ground in anticipation of mutually decided goalposts for the actual negotiation, and from there we can begin the important task of negotiating.
So, you see we are well along in the process."
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2015 03:14 PM (40li+)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engrave Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2015 03:14 PM (hLRSq)
Eh... I'll take them at their word that they want to keep Al Quds.
The Sunnis at least are very adamant that the ancient prophecies require them to take Al Quds and to make it their capital.
The Mo'Bro's in Egypt were saying "our capital won't be Mecca, or Medina, but Al Quds as commanded!" to wild cheers.
And our MSM idiots were saying "hey, wait a second... Mecca and Medina are in Saudi Arabia, not Egypt! Ha ha, these silly gooses don't even own a map!"
Dummies.
But that was when it was islamophobic to say that the Sunni jihadists are trying to form a caliphate.
I don't know if the 12th imam cares about Al Quds though, someone else with more knowledge on the subject would have to chime in....
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:15 PM (AkOaV)
Iran Nuclear Talks Could Push Past Deadline, U.K.'s Hammond Says
Talks could last as much as two weeks longer, coinciding with U.S. congressional recess
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 03:15 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: maddogg at March 27, 2015 03:12 PM (xWW96)
Middle schoolers put things into writing. These idiots are like f*cking preschool diaper wearing dunces.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:15 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Heralder at March 27, 2015 03:14 PM (/Mxso)
They already did this in Jerusalem
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:15 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: maddogg at March 27, 2015 03:15 PM (xWW96)
Racist.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 03:15 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
That hurt.
Damn you for doing that on a Friday.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2015 03:15 PM (Spluw)
Twenty years ago he and half of his administration would literally be in prison. WTF happened here?
We are plunging toward global nuclear War and pundits are pissed that Ted Cruz doesn't like the Global Warming scam.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 27, 2015 03:16 PM (agKOd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2015 03:16 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:15 PM (/tNwW)
Exactly.
Posted by: Heralder at March 27, 2015 03:16 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:16 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:16 PM (/tNwW)
i propose a laurel and hardy handshake.
Posted by: Howard johnson at March 27, 2015 03:16 PM (Spluw)
This, this is peace prize material, my friends.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2015 03:17 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The New and Improved Neville Chamberlain at March 27, 2015 03:17 PM (i0wGQ)
buy their horse shit. Hell they've repeatedly fired missiles at
Jerusalem
Did the mohammadans sack and burn Jerusalem like everyone else who's captured it over the years has? I think so. And they see nukes as just another kind of fire.
Posted by: Methos at March 27, 2015 03:17 PM (ZbV+0)
Bibi should meet with al-Sisi and get the dirt that al-Sisi has on Obama and the Brotherhood.
And leak that...
Posted by: prescient11 at March 27, 2015 03:17 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2015 03:17 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: maddogg at March 27, 2015 03:18 PM (xWW96)
I have saved the world from the ravages of Israeli aggression led by the dictator Bee Bee Netanyahu.
Posted by: Hussein the Magnificent at March 27, 2015 03:18 PM (P330y)
If its good enough for Ba-Rock, it should be good for you too.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:18 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Howard johnson at March 27, 2015 03:18 PM (Spluw)
The cute girl looked at me.
I mean, she'sstill boning the football player, but she looked at me so that's a success.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 03:18 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Boots at March 27, 2015 03:18 PM (l9mF2)
There are six "key areas of discussion" that await resolution before reaching a framework accord, Mr. Hammond said.
"Some of them we are close enough that we can be sure we'll reach an agreement," he said. "There are still some areas where we are significantly apart. It's going to require a significant move by the Iranians."
He added, "We're better than halfway in terms of having numbers of areas where we are close enough that we can be confident in the endgame."
Hammond = UK
wsj
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 03:18 PM (IXrOn)
http://tinyurl.com/pn5nbgf
http://tinyurl.com/p9ex9sy
Bunk. (I may be there a while......dayum.)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 03:18 PM (H8u6z)
Posted by: PJ at March 27, 2015 03:19 PM (cHuNI)
2. Haven't our betters told us that nuclear power plants are baaaaaaaaad?
Posted by: JustWondering at March 27, 2015 03:19 PM (LFYCq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:19 PM (/tNwW)
Why am I having deja vu?
Didn't obama do a deal recently in which he claimed success/victory and the other party was like um, no?
Was it North Korea? Iran?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 03:19 PM (ko4zy)
That alone might be a bit of useful reporting.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 27, 2015 03:19 PM (agKOd)
Don't be racist, the al-aqsa mosque was built on empty ground in Jerusalem, there was no temple mount AND they pulled permits from city hall.
So I mean... cmon now.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:19 PM (AkOaV)
Was it just about walking back on sanctions?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 27, 2015 03:19 PM (A98Xu)
Jerusalem's mosque to get blown up tomorrow for all they care.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 27, 2015 03:19 PM (9xfh1)
Posted by: Some Dopr at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (dGXW9)
And we'll deem it to have passed the senate.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, vice chair of the house of representatives at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (ZbV+0)
So, you see we are well along in the process."
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2015 03:14 PM (40li+)
Now I really want to watch Better Off Ted.
I mean more so than my usual baseline wanting.
Posted by: alexthechick - The end game has begun at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: John Kerry at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (wAQA5)
Didn't obama do a deal where he and kerry said everything is great, and the other party came out said 'everything that guy obama said was bullshit; we didn't agree to nothing'?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (ko4zy)
Kinda like our Constitutional rights, these days.
I'm seeing a pattern here.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (go6ud)
Hey, fun fact.
The Quran allows a 10 year break from jihad against a single enemy ASSUMING you dont take more than a year break from jihad in general.
So this agreement is even Koran approved.
If the Americans had some balls, they'd ask for 11 years and see what happened.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (AkOaV)
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Yup. iirc, the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem is the only thing related to the temple that's still standing.
Posted by: junior at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (UWFpX)
It will be an Iranian "work accident" that ends their program.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (GHHRC)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (/kI1Q)
they too are worried are approaching end times. However, it is due to
Scott Walker destroying Wisconsin parks, public schools and the
University system on the orders of the Koch brothers. Besides, Global Warming will kill all of us before Iran can develop a nuke.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (LA7Cm)
Good point, but you're assuming the reporting entities give a shit about the truth.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (CzJOg)
Yogi Berra, British Foreign Secretary
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (gRnYL)
...Something similar happened with Assad if that's what you mean.
Oh, and with Putin over the Ukraine thing before the Ukrainian preznit left the country.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (AkOaV)
What a bunch of aholes! I complain that the ct in Rome is 3 hours late with Knox decision and get attacked by her distractors. It's like a religion to them.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ryukyu at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (j29PP)
Posted by: BuckIV at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: prescient11 at March 27, 2015 03:17 PM (q5APL
Leak what? That he is a Muzzie/Terrorist sympathizing cock sucking weasel? Big Whoop!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (l1zOH)
the objectives are," [Hammond] said. "But then I hope we'll be able to give
some detail as to how we'll be able to deliver. But how much detail will
be one of the things we have to discuss with the Iranians."
That is meaningless nonsense.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (TLTHv)
On occasion I've talked to Kate Upton, and in my playbook that comes very close to my claiming we've boned as truthful and accurate.
Posted by: Josh Earnest at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (P330y)
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at March 27, 2015 03:22 PM (xvLaQ)
Yup. iirc, the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem is the only thing related to the temple that's still standing.
Posted by: junior at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (UWFpX)
Yeah but to be honest, that was the Romans. But I am sure the muslims were happy after the fact
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:22 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: maddogg at March 27, 2015 03:22 PM (xWW96)
Exactly. You spend the entire time discussing what the goal of the meeting should be.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 03:22 PM (TLTHv)
Didn't obama do a deal where he and kerry said everything is great, and the other party came out said 'everything that guy obama said was bullshit; we didn't agree to nothing'?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda
..................................
We believe this is a model for success.
Posted by: Josh Earnest, Lying Asshole at March 27, 2015 03:22 PM (wAQA5)
It will be an Iranian "work accident" that ends their program.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (GHHRC)
So the janitor will shout Allah Snack Bar?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:23 PM (l1zOH)
----------------
The irony is that - according to 'The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich - Hitler wanted an excuse for what he thought would be a good war, and was a bit put out when the Sudetenland was handed over without a shot being fired.
Then afterwards, he actually got a look at the ground his men would have been fighting over, and was suddenly relieved that the agreement had been signed.
Posted by: junior at March 27, 2015 03:23 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 27, 2015 03:23 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: ALH at March 27, 2015 03:23 PM (yAPdC)
I'm thinking I will ask her to drop by, and check to make sure there are no files on here that she needs to save, and then delete all her stuff from here.
Rather than go through the agony of trying to legitimize this issue of Win7 and transfer to me. I think I will download a Linux distro, save it to a DVD, then wipe this HD, and install Linux from the bootable disc.
Any better suggestions out there?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2015 03:24 PM (pfrbU)
Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell praised Hairy Reed for his service in the Senate, and called him the "Son of Searchlight."
Unsure when Mitch strapped on his knee pads for the obligatory republican blowjob, but we all know The Bitch was licking his lips.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 27, 2015 03:24 PM (P330y)
If it were really about nuclear power and we really wanted to deal in good faith, we / the french/ the russians / basically any developed nation could give Iran 3.5% enriched and a power plant as long as they agreed to let us take the waste fuel.
But it's not. Because Iran has a fuckton of 3.5 enriched, but they keep building centrifuges capable of turning that in to 90%+, which is weapons grade and has no other legit use.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:24 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2015 03:14 PM (gRnYL)
Suckas!
Posted by: LizLem at March 27, 2015 03:24 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: ALH at March 27, 2015 03:23 PM (yAPdC)
Difficult, not impossible. And yeah if we have to repeadedtly bomb them every 5 years so be it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:24 PM (/tNwW)
Yes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2015 03:25 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 03:25 PM (LA7Cm)
they too are worried are approaching end times. However, it is due to
Scott Walker destroying Wisconsin parks, public schools and the
University system on the orders of the Koch brothers.
She missed all the homosexuals being thrown off buildings in Indiana? Huh.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 03:25 PM (/kI1Q)
Define realistically? Mechanically, we can stop Iran from doing anything at all up to and including continuing to exist as a habitable territory.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 03:25 PM (evdj2)
clean install a bootleg version of win 7 or win 8. Look for enterprise or pro.
easy enough.
Or linux.
But yes, I'd wipe it.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:25 PM (AkOaV)
Along with "awareness," "micro-aggression," "empowered,"...
Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2015 03:26 PM (7ObY1)
Realistically speaking, is there any way we can actually stop the
Iranians from getting the bomb if they are determined to get one?
Posted by: ALH at March 27, 2015 03:23 PM (yAPdC)
Difficult, not impossible. And yeah if we have to repeadedtly bomb them every 5 years so be it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:24 PM (/tNwW)
But we're not going to bomb them. We are too civilized and haven't the stomach for that.
Posted by: ALH at March 27, 2015 03:26 PM (yAPdC)
me and the Yankies have a vague and unwritten agrement that i will be their starting pitcher opening day
Posted by: kj at March 27, 2015 03:26 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 03:25 PM (LA7Cm)
Well actually at this point they are only talking about the memorandum of understanding that would lead to the "treaty" later in the year. So THIS is not what the Senate would vote on. But still.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:26 PM (/tNwW)
Just like Obama's immigration executive order(s) where he just tells DHS verbally to stop enforcement.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 03:26 PM (TLTHv)
Yeah. Give the friend the old HD back and put in a fresh one to install whatevs on. The process isn't close to difficult for most desktops and is only slightly challenging in a laptop.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 27, 2015 03:26 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Iran at March 27, 2015 03:27 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: GnuBreed, Iranian negotiator at March 27, 2015 03:27 PM (8LplP)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 03:25 PM (/kI1Q)
You mean there are tall enough buildings there to do that?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:27 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 03:27 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 03:27 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: ALH at March 27, 2015 03:26 PM (yAPdC)
Then we are on our way to a Middle East Nuclear War. Pull up a seat but bring your sun glasses
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:27 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 03:27 PM (/kI1Q)
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I think Allen G might have some suggestions on how to stop the Iranians from building a bomb.
Posted by: junior at March 27, 2015 03:27 PM (UWFpX)
No actual treaty?
No actual written agreement?
Just a couple of bros sittin' around in an anti-Semitic bullshit session nodding in assent and fist-bumping when someone floats the idea of nuking Tel Aviv?
Kerry swallowing Khameini's jizz after the twice-daily required blowjobs?
The GOP Senators didn't even need to mail their "traitorous" letter to iran -- there'll be no agreement to dismantle!
This is insanity on a scale beyond imagining.
Obama is the ultimate toxic mix of incompetence and malevolence.
Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2015 03:28 PM (K4YiS)
No time in our nukes!
Posted by: GnuBreed, Iranian negotiator at March 27, 2015 03:27 PM
So where is Jackson Browne and all his Commie cocks*cker anti-nuke friends?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:28 PM (l1zOH)
Did Harry really get all that damage from an "exercise accident" or a "stroke"? Because I would really like to believe that somebody actually caused it by beating the shit out of him for some reason.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 27, 2015 03:28 PM (i0wGQ)
Exactly. You spend the entire time discussing what the goal of the meeting should be.
Posted by: Lizzy
Lizzy is posting from inside MY BUILDING!!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 03:28 PM (7DCTd)
Weird - I thought the same thing. You type faster, though.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 03:28 PM (CzJOg)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 27, 2015 03:28 PM (DT3rQ)
Iranians from getting the bomb if they are determined to get one?
Preemptive nuclear annihilation.
There may be others, but you only asked for one.
Posted by: Methos at March 27, 2015 03:29 PM (ZbV+0)
Because of obama nothing short of massive and frequent bombing of specific sites will stop Iran from getting nukes.
That's what Israel will have to do now because of obama. And those sites will be in civilian areas. Even if they aren't near schools and hospitals, the Iranians will say they were. It will be an world-wide disaster for Israel to deal with and eventually the whole world will turn against Israel, which is exactly what obama wants.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 03:29 PM (ko4zy)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 03:29 PM (JtwS4)
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.
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.So they have basically agreed to come up with some form of agreement that may or may not be written down at some uncertain future date that may nor may not be an actual agreement or binding on Iran.
Right, glad we got that all cleared up.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 27, 2015 03:29 PM (4oSLk)
Israeli official brands emerging Iran deal as 'incomprehensibly' bad
http://bit.ly/1OElP1q
Speaking to the Times of Israel, the Israeli official, who insisted on anonymity, protested that "Iran will retain core capabilities," under the emerging accord. While the Obama Administration "claims that the Iranians will remain a year away from enough fissile material for a bomb," he added, "we don't agree with this determination. It will be less time."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 03:30 PM (IXrOn)
Uhhh... well, we (and/or our allies) have bombed every other middle eastern country that tried to develop nukes.
Ask Saddam how his nuclear program is going. It was looking promising until that horrible accident precipitated by Israeli jets.
But the idea behind sanctions is that it would require Iran to decide between using its very limited cash to try to buy black market uranium or feeding their people. The idea being the people will eventually over throw the government or demand the money be allocated toward them.
That, combined with American and Israeli sabotage seemed to be doing well. Lots of Iranian scientists had unfortunate accidents that involved bullets through their heads shot from guys on motorcycles.
And of course Stuxnet.
But now Obamas just saying, "eh fuck it, you guys can have the bomb. just not until after I'm out of office."
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:30 PM (AkOaV)
And that is about all I can say here.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 27, 2015 03:30 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Hussein, CINC and Priceline Negotiator at March 27, 2015 03:30 PM (wAQA5)
Weird - I thought the same thing. You type faster, though.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 03:28 PM (CzJOg)
But, then again James Taylor is in the French Top Ten, "You have a friend"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:30 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2015 03:30 PM (40li+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2015 03:30 PM (W5DcG)
One would think they're actively aiding Iran.
Posted by: Heralder
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Can someone please explain to me the thinking here?
Posted by: prescient11
Obama is an America-hating traitor actively trying to give Iran nukes so it can exterminate the world's Jewry.
Clear enough for you?
Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2015 03:31 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 27, 2015 03:21 PM (1BQGO)
First the nukes bring the global warming. Then they bring the global cooling. So it all evens out in the end.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Engraved Irasicbility 25% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2015 03:31 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 03:31 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: ALH at March 27, 2015 03:31 PM (yAPdC)
Posted by: Howard johnson at March 27, 2015 03:31 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:30 PM (AkOaV)
You can have the bomb, you can sell oil, all embargoes lifted.
Boy that was simple.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:31 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
I don't remember coming to any such agreement with you, orally or otherwise.
Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2015 03:32 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I have been through that exact same process several times on used windows machines and did the exact same thing except for one machine that I double booted from a pre-activated copy along with a linux mint distro. My last HP double still boots Kali Linux and Hackintosh Mountain Lion.
Unless you have an activated and possibly pre-infected pirate copy or your own windows OS linux is the easiest way to go.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 27, 2015 03:32 PM (agKOd)
Shit. 10,000 more years of winter!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 03:32 PM (7DCTd)
But now Obamas just saying, "eh fuck it, you guys can have the bomb. just not until after I'm out of office."
...............................
They promised me they wouldn't bomb Hawaii.
Posted by: Hussein, CINC and Priceline Negotiator at March 27, 2015 03:32 PM (wAQA5)
Did Harry really get all that damage from an
"exercise accident" or a "stroke"? Because I would really like to
believe that somebody actually caused it by beating the shit out of him
for some reason.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 27, 2015 03:28 PM (i0wGQ)
I believe Hairy Reed is actually Senator Pat Geary from the Godfather. The man who mutilated and killed the hooker after a lengthy S and M session. Actually the mob killed the chick, but the boozy senator thought he did the deed. Hairy was banged up in a similar situation.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 27, 2015 03:32 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Injuin Elizabeth at March 27, 2015 03:32 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: GnuBreed, Iranian negotiator at March 27, 2015 03:33 PM (8LplP)
Get enough momentum and you can leap a very long distance. Like the Huntsman Spider.
http://tinyurl.com/pvfr8pj
Don't read this.
Posted by: #WTF Australia? at March 27, 2015 03:33 PM (s/gWD)
Clear enough for you?
Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2015 03:31 PM (K4YiS)
And the only people who refuse to see this either actively support the destruction of Israel, or are fooking idiots.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 27, 2015 03:33 PM (wtvvX)
So they get their somewhat saturated imam back when they create chaos. So I can't imagine anyone is ever gonna talk any sense into them.
Posted by: 12th Imam at March 27, 2015 03:33 PM (xQX/f)
Yeah, the idea is to leave them at the breakout point with the firm understanding that they will not break out while O is preznit, so that his predecessor will get the blame, not him.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:33 PM (AkOaV)
Hardly. You can't run centrifuges on Honda generators. No electric grid, no proliferation risk.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 03:33 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bud Norton at March 27, 2015 03:33 PM (6cOMd)
At least we could sell them instead of giving them.
That would pay for a few Obamaphones.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2015 03:33 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2015 03:33 PM (Ae7K+)
I'm thinking I will ask her to drop by, and check to make sure there are no files on here that she needs to save, and then delete all her stuff from here.
Any better suggestions out there?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What's the matter? Old 'see my etchings' line didn't work?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 27, 2015 03:33 PM (9xfh1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 03:34 PM (JtwS4)
It also doesn't stop them from continuing to develop a nuke. And it pretty much guarantees that Obama will veto any new sanctions because negotiations will continue.
Buying time and removal of sanctions is a big win for Iran.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2015 03:34 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: tbd at March 27, 2015 03:35 PM (uQnQp)
Orrrr....
Find an OEM CD for whatever brand it is then reinstall windows. It should work with the existing OEM key.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:35 PM (AkOaV)
Don't worry about her files. Just tell her to contact us. We are international.
Posted by: NSA at March 27, 2015 03:35 PM (48QDY)
obama wants to put Israel in an untenable position.
obama is doing this because Netanyahu won't do the 2-state peace deal. Yes, I believe obama gave Netanyahu a ultimatum: If you don't give the Palestinians part of Israel, I will allow Iran to go nuclear.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 03:35 PM (ko4zy)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'musing a new nic' at March 27, 2015 03:35 PM (o2yvE)
Ask retail. Pay wholesale.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 03:35 PM (7DCTd)
Traveling 1st class on the taxpayer's dime. Feted to a T. Fawned over. And it's not their fault when SHTF. No wonder they think that.
Posted by: DaveA at March 27, 2015 03:35 PM (DL2i+)
It's a serious pain in the ass to reterraform all the deserts into grasslands.
Posted by: Methos at March 27, 2015 03:35 PM (ZbV+0)
I have the same fear about what happens if Obama says he won't leave the white house when his time runs out.
But you can never know what would have happened if. . .
Posted by: H. (Hall) Henry at March 27, 2015 03:36 PM (+OFwL)
Posted by: Elanor Holmes Norton at March 27, 2015 03:36 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: DaveA at March 27, 2015 03:36 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 03:36 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Hussein, CINC and Priceline Negotiator at March 27, 2015 03:37 PM (wAQA5)
You think Israel will knock out Iran's entire electrical grid permanently?
How do you think that will go over with the rest of the world? Same result: the entire world will move against Israel.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 03:37 PM (ko4zy)
Posted by: Golfman at March 27, 2015 03:37 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 03:27 PM (evdj2)
No. I don't have the Windows security code at my fingertips. There are some stickers on the side of the tower, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2015 03:38 PM (pfrbU)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 27, 2015 03:38 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: taylork at March 27, 2015 03:38 PM (Rqspi)
Posted by: Shrillary at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM (UlJ3l)
Yes, but the point was that it doesn't require massive and continuous bombing to prevent an Iranian bomb, as you were suggesting.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM (evdj2)
obama is doing this because Netanyahu won't do the 2-state peace deal. Yes, I believe obama gave Netanyahu a ultimatum: If you don't give the Palestinians part of Israel, I will allow Iran to go nuclear.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 03:35 PM (ko4zy)
The Paltards have been offered a state and refused. Part of the Clinton legacy.
They don't want a two state solution, they want a one state solution and President Shankhook wants the same.
Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM (s/gWD)
Posted by: GnuBreed, Iranian negotiator at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM (8LplP)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 03:35 PM (ko4zy)
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Agree. Obama is a very strange passive aggressive kind of loser.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM (kff5f)
Once the negotiations to continue negotiating are underway, anyone who takes offense (like the Israeli's or the Saudi's) is responsible for the conflagration of WWIII/IV.
This is all good for the Persians since their fairy-tale requires WWIII/IV in order for the waterlogged madhi to make his triumphant return.
Plus, photo ops in the Rose Garden with the Death to America mullahs!
Posted by: Boots at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM (l9mF2)
Also the claims that US will shoot down any Israeli jets flying over Iraq to get to Iran. And the claims that we blew up the Azerbaijani's spot by claiming THEY had a deal with Israel to let Israel launch an attack from there, and that when it was made public they withdrew the offer.
In other words, O's team has actively been blocking the Israelis from doing anything about it, while working with the Iranians.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM (AkOaV)
I heard some talking head refer to "the deadline" a few days ago and thought "wtf?" but never followed up.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM (go6ud)
That would pay for a few Obamaphones.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2015 03:33 PM (W5DcG
The word could is a hangup. Sub the word "would" for could. And no, the obamaphones aint going to be paid for until the math hits the fan.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM (l1zOH)
Yeah, but I don't see how knocking out power to 47 people will help things.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: redbanzai at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: 12th Imam at March 27, 2015 03:40 PM (xQX/f)
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That is also true. they don't want Israel period.
They were given the West Bank, how did that turn out?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 27, 2015 03:40 PM (A98Xu)
"For What It's Worth"
There's something happening here
But what it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it's time we stop
Children, what's that sound?
Everybody look - what's going down?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 03:40 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at March 27, 2015 03:40 PM (91kn2)
It's probably derived from kibo's old script.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 27, 2015 03:41 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: GnuBreed, Iranian negotiator at March 27, 2015 03:41 PM (8LplP)
30.06 Notices will *not* be sufficient to prevent someone with an *openly carried* weapon from entering. There will be a new section 30.07 which does that.
I can't tell from reading if 30.07 includes both openly carried and concealed weapons, or if someone wanting to prevent any handguns from coming on premises would be required to have both a 30.06 AND a 30.07 notice.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 03:41 PM (kff5f)
Use those if necessary. Really, my point is first try the Activate Windows. If it works, fine. If it rejects your key, then there are other steps to try. But first, click the Activate Now button after attaching to the internet.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 03:41 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2015 03:38 PM (pfrbU)
Those will only work with an OEM install.
So you need to find the Dell (or HP or whoever) OEM CD. You can download one from a torrent side most likely.
Don't try to use those product keys for a retail version of Windows though -- will not work.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:41 PM (AkOaV)
I first read that as Paultards and was wondering where the Ron Paul state would be located.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2015 03:41 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: 12th Imam
Hmmmmm. how do i get that kinda respect?
Posted by: Umpteenth Imam at March 27, 2015 03:42 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Hussein, CINC and Priceline Negotiator at March 27, 2015 03:42 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2015 03:42 PM (W5DcG)
Once the negotiations to continue negotiating are underway, anyone who takes offense (like the Israeli's or the Saudi's) is responsible for the conflagration of WWIII/IV.
This is all good for the Persians since their fairy-tale requires WWIII/IV in order for the waterlogged madhi to make his triumphant return.
Plus, photo ops in the Rose Garden with the Death to America mullahs!
Posted by: Boots at March 27, 2015 03:39 PM
(l9mF2)
...and there will be selfies right?
Posted by: Badda Bing 'musing a new nic' at March 27, 2015 03:42 PM (o2yvE)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 03:29 PM (ko4zy)
Better that than Dead
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:42 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Pirate... er... Ambassador at March 27, 2015 03:43 PM (qh617)
If it's both, it'll almost be billboard sized. LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 03:43 PM (7DCTd)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:43 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: The 11th Imam at March 27, 2015 03:43 PM (1CFbI)
The Paltards have been offered a state and refused
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They were given a state in 1948 - Jordan. They decided to attack the other arabs there, so were thrown out. No second chances.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2015 03:43 PM (40li+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:44 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 03:44 PM (0FSuD)
It is now up to any agency (individual or agency) sworn to the defense of this nation to fulfill their oaths.
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 27, 2015 03:44 PM (A9KzJ)
That's not how Israel operates, though. If they make a move, it will only be on specific targets.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 03:44 PM (ko4zy)
Yeah.
The funniest thing to me is that 30.06 won't prevent open carry. I wonder how quickly places with 30.06 notices will be updating...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 03:44 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: McCool at March 27, 2015 03:44 PM (nCSwS)
I first read that as Paultards and was wondering where the Ron Paul state would be located.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2015 03:41 PM (W5DcG)
On the Border... between Chaos, and Mayhem...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 03:44 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Pirate... er... Ambassador at March 27, 2015 03:43 PM (qh617)
*glad he swallowed coffee before reading*
Posted by: Badda Bing 'musing a new nic' at March 27, 2015 03:44 PM (o2yvE)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2015 03:44 PM (bLnSU)
Climatte deal with China under which they will triple emissions by 2035, and then maybe cap them (but probably not)? "Historic accomplishment."
Libya? Success.
Yemen? Success.
Bergdahl? Success.
Syria? Success.
Egypt? Success.
Posted by: TallDave at March 27, 2015 03:44 PM (/s1LA)
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.I think that is what starts or causes to be started the Rapture for Christians and the equivalent for the Muslims. Either way Israel is where the Biblical end of times is scheduled to start for both religions.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 27, 2015 03:44 PM (4oSLk)
Yeah, cuz that would give me the warm and fuzzies. One thing the Russians are known for is their superior technological prowess.
"Hey, whose up for a ride in a soviet-era space craft?"
"..."
"well, fuck you, we don't have any other choice and you're going."
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:45 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: 12th Imam
________________________
I don't get it. I thought the 12 Imam was what Texas A&M football fans called themselves.
Posted by: Furious George, not minding his own business at March 27, 2015 03:45 PM (UlJ3l)
I first read that as Paultards and was wondering where the Ron Paul state would be located.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2015 03:41 PM (W5DcG)
It won't be a state. It will be a country. Peruvia. It's capitol will be Paultardia.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2015 03:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: troyriser at March 27, 2015 03:46 PM (Bvf82)
This makes me more suspicious.
Something is not right about their statement.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 03:46 PM (IXrOn)
....and do what?
That's the crux of it. There's nothing anyone can do at this point but hang on and enjoy the ride.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:46 PM (AkOaV)
Pauluvia?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 03:47 PM (H8u6z)
No worries, the Department of Harf is prepared to conditionally accept their counteroffer of Kill All The Jews.
Posted by: TallDave at March 27, 2015 03:47 PM (/s1LA)
obama is doing this because Netanyahu won't do the 2-state peace deal.
Not just Israel, America.
He wants Iran to be the stabilizing power in the ME to counter Israel, and that can prevent other countries, such as the US, from getting involved. It absolves him from doing anything *and* ensures that future president can't go in again, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 03:47 PM (TLTHv)
Posted by: The 11th Imam at March 27, 2015 03:47 PM (1CFbI)
I know of only one legal 30.06 sign in the metroplex: Grapevine Mills Mall. I wave at them everytime I go to Bass Pro Shops.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 03:47 PM (7DCTd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2015 03:46 PM (FsuaD)
Hey now... the Libertarian Capital will of course be...
Galt's Gulch...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 03:47 PM (qh617)
Posted by: goon at March 27, 2015 03:48 PM (A53Jp)
Climatte deal with China under which they will triple emissions by 2035, and then maybe cap them (but probably not)? "Historic accomplishment."
Libya? Success.
Yemen? Success.
Bergdahl? Success.
Syria? Success.
Egypt? Success.
Posted by: TallDave at March 27, 2015 03:44 PM (/s1LA)
Pcertainly.
Posted by: Preggers State Spokesdope at March 27, 2015 03:48 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
______________________________
The USA does too have a space program, a good one.
Posted by: A Random Mahometan Who Was Outreached To at March 27, 2015 03:48 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 03:48 PM (x3YFz)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Swinjin cocksuckah! Yeah, Dan, go get the sled and put him in the ice house until later.
Posted by: Al Swearengen, a solid man at March 27, 2015 03:48 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: A Random Mahometan Who Was Outreached To at March 27, 2015 03:48 PM (UlJ3l)
hoh shoot I lol'd. Ya gotta give a guy a warning I think I ruined my nose with spent mt dew.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 03:49 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 03:50 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Furious George, not minding his own business at March 27, 201
**Snorts***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:50 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Brian Williams at March 27, 2015 03:50 PM (vPh3W)
So you need to find the Dell (or HP or whoever) OEM CD. You can download one from a torrent side most likely.
Don't try to use those product keys for a retail version of Windows though -- will not work.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:41 PM (AkOaV)
Pretty sure this is not an OEM install. She told me the Win7 Pro was installed by her IT guy when she was using this computer for her business. Then the computer got "retired" to her winter place in AZ for a couple of years, and then got "retired" again to the storage room.
I am afraid to hit the "activate" button, in case I don't have the right product code, which could allow MS to shut the beast down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2015 03:50 PM (pfrbU)
But this attitude that "oh does the politicians are lawless but the law doesn't allow us to do anything" is premature surrender.
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 27, 2015 03:50 PM (A9KzJ)
Posted by: troyriser at March 27, 2015 03:46 PM (Bvf82)
No actually it's an old and current Arab/Persian thing. This way they can change the agreement anytime they want: " No No, we never agreed to that. Don't you remember? We do."
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:51 PM (/tNwW)
Well.... It's weird.
We've historically supported the Sunni countries at the expense of the Shias. Probably had something to do with the whole taking our embassy hostage situation.
The gulf states' leaders get along with the Israelis well enough, but the people hate "The j00s" and blame them for everything. Also helps keep said leaders in power to say, "yeah, well, sorry the electricity won't stay on. You know how those jews are!" instead of taking any blame or anything.
Obama has done a HUGE aboutface. We are now supporting the Shia Persians (tiny per centage of the muslim world) at the expense of our previous Sunni and Israeli alliances.
I'm not sure why, exactly, but it's a very... tactically strange decision. Especially since we rely heavily on our sunni dictator buddies to keep their jihadi citizens in check and to make sure those lunatics leave us alone. If we lose our alliances with the gulf states and Egypt, we will probably end up with a MUCH worse terrorism problem then we have currently.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:51 PM (AkOaV)
Those will only work with an OEM install.
So you need to find the Dell (or HP or whoever) OEM CD. You can download one from a torrent side most likely.
Don't try to use those product keys for a retail version of Windows though -- will not work.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:41 PM (AkOaV)
____________________________
Say, do you Moron geeks have any advice on how to clean up a personal e-mail server?
Asking for a friend......
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2015 03:51 PM (HSmrB)
Vague, unwritten agreements about end of the world weapons with those who vow to destroy us.
Genius.
Posted by: LASue at March 27, 2015 03:51 PM (pWeX5)
Posted by: Furious George
**Snorts***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Comedy Central WISHES it had the HQ's level of humor!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 03:52 PM (7DCTd)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 27, 2015 03:52 PM (VXD8s)
hehe, Iowahawk
David Burge @iowahawkblog 1h 1 hour ago
David Burge retweeted POLITICO
Say what you want about Neville Chamberlain, but he at least got a piece of paper to wave around.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 03:52 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2015 03:52 PM (FsuaD)
No double dawg dares. As Obama and his Muzzie brethern would eat the damn dare.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:52 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Tango
---------------------------
We have to accept the agreement to find out what is in the agreement.
Posted by: Brian WilliamsThe Obama Administration at March 27, 2015 03:52 PM (vPh3W)
Red beret
Airborne tab
Special Forces flash
And my first thought was "I'm not seeing this"
Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 03:53 PM (x3YFz)
SUCCESS!!!!!
What's 6100 centrifuges between friends.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 27, 2015 03:53 PM (fWAjv)
*yawn*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2015 03:52 PM (FsuaD)
Actually I think it is his twin brother. He is staying on earth as the control subject.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:53 PM (/tNwW)
When life hands you lemons, make plutonium.
So many uranium deposits, so little time.
Acting on the best intelligence money can buy.
Did I mention maybe not to blow it up, this time?
Posted by: first and last at March 27, 2015 03:53 PM (o/3Hk)
Kinda wonder where that all went.
Posted by: Umpteenth Imam at March 27, 2015 03:53 PM (Spluw)
--------------
Is that a sock fail? Or a marriage of convenience?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 03:53 PM (vPh3W)
Gabby will be in a perpetual slow left turn for the next year.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 03:54 PM (7DCTd)
Really? They're advertising the little prick for a local 'Spaker's Series' here.
Posted by: Judge Diplomacy at March 27, 2015 03:54 PM (MMC8r)
Right, but that product key sticker on the side of the box means you can do a new install with an OEM version.
Also, microsoft never shuts you off. They just annoy you with a box in the lower right hand screen that says "activate windows now" and the occasional pop up. Oh, and they change your background to "YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE WHO BOOTLEGGED THIS SOFTWARE" (paraphrasing) from time to time.
I've had a bootleg version of Win 7 enterprise on a laptop for years now. Still works fine.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:54 PM (AkOaV)
What's 6100 centrifuges between friends.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 27, 2015 03:53 PM (fWAjv)
??? 6100? Where is that written down. I remember 9,999. You have a piece of paper or something? I thought not. Stupid American
Posted by: Iran at March 27, 2015 03:54 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Judge Diplomacy at March 27, 2015 03:54 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 27, 2015 03:54 PM (A9KzJ)
Works fine..
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:54 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 03:55 PM (MMC8r)
It's hardly a disaster. http://is.gd/nZ1JDC
" If you don’t activate your Windows software
- You will be prompted every time you log in to Activate.
- You will receive periodic prompts to activate your software.
- Certain visual experiences will be disabled such as the Windows Aero Glass theme.
- Won't be able to update software such as Microsoft Security Essentials."
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 03:55 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2015 03:55 PM (FsuaD)
Zero voting present again!
Of course it just could be Madame DeFarge AKA ValJar not wanting anything is writing. Plausible deniability and all.
Posted by: Buckeye Katie at March 27, 2015 03:55 PM (TcePY)
*yawn*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2015 03:52 PM (FsuaD)
Who will baby sit the Special Snowflake during this time?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 03:55 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2015 03:56 PM (/tNwW)
Yeah. I stand by my "new HD" solution. (Seriously, a HD wipe may still leave info there unless you do it right--and it may leave little surprises in places it misses. I strongly suggest fresh HDs in "pre-loved" machines for that reason.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 27, 2015 03:56 PM (DT3rQ)
Strap it to your 'mobility scooter' and drive it, and you, into a well. There's plenty of room down here.
You're not a joo, by chance? Cause there aren't any trees down here to warn me if you are.
Posted by: 12th Imam at March 27, 2015 03:56 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam
______________________________________
It's oral? * perks up *
Posted by: Low Information President at March 27, 2015 03:57 PM (UlJ3l)
Iran hails 'massive progress' as Kerry-Zarif continue talks; Israeli official calls looming agreement 'incomprehensibly' bad
.........................
Why wasn't I invited?
Posted by: James Taylor. Old Spaz at March 27, 2015 03:57 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Al Swearengen, a solid man at March 27, 2015 03:57 PM (NeFrd)
His gf's much nicer-looking than St. Gabby ever was.
http://is.gd/Kh2cDF
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 03:57 PM (/kI1Q)
Send it to Hillary's Data Cleaning, ask for the government discount
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 27, 2015 03:57 PM (A9KzJ)
Did she have a flat head you could rest your drink on?
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 27, 2015 03:54 PM (A9KzJ)
Once upon a time that dagger & lightning bolts meant something.
But things have gone so pear shaped, wtf do I know?
I just got in my truck, and when my shep looked at me like "what's up?"
I just scratched her head, shook mine and drove home.
Shit just don't make any sense anymore.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 03:58 PM (x3YFz)
??? 6100? Where is that written down. I remember 9,999. You have a piece of paper or something? I thought not. Stupid American
Posted by: Iran at March 27, 2015 03:54 PM (/tNwW)
Dude, just say 6100. Make me look bitchin' cool!
-TFG
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 27, 2015 03:58 PM (fWAjv)
Burning it down.
Stranglehold
~ Ted Nugent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c3d7QgZr7g
TGIF
Crank it up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2015 03:58 PM (IXrOn)
What an awful place we find ourselves with this administration. Oh, and it's been said many times but fuck you John McCain and your feckless "We have nothing to fear..." comments. That alone should disqualify you to hold any position in this country over crack dealer.
My apologies to crack dealers.
Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2015 03:58 PM (ZFPMM)
Sure!
Just run your home server through your home MRI machine, and you're all set!
disclaimer: you may need to buy new hard drives after said procedure. also, will not work with solid state drives. in the event you need to wipe solid state drives, fire + large amounts of accelerants seems to work best. Melting plastic is a known carcinogen in the state of California.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 03:58 PM (AkOaV)
Send it to Hillary's Data Cleaning, ask for the government discount
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 27, 2015 03:57 PM (A9KzJ)
What am I? Chopped Liver?
Posted by: Lois Learner at March 27, 2015 03:58 PM (l1zOH)
287 O/T St. Gabby Gifford's husband is headin' off to the Intl. Space Station for a year.
*yawn*
...................................
Just getting a little tired of the 2am spaz attacks.
Posted by: Mark Kelly at March 27, 2015 03:59 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2015 03:58 PM (ZFPMM
Now you apologize
Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at March 27, 2015 04:00 PM (l1zOH)
1931? -Japan invades Manchuria
1935? - Italy invades Ethiopia and Hitler introduces conscription in violation of Treaty of Versailles?
1936? - Hitler reoccupies the Rhineland
1937? - Japan invades China
1938? - Anschluss
1939? - Munich
Posted by: gunther at March 27, 2015 04:00 PM (cp95n)
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at March 27, 2015 04:00 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: goon at March 27, 2015 04:00 PM (A53Jp)
Posted by: WOPR at March 27, 2015 04:01 PM (9F2c1)
Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2015 04:01 PM (Ae7K+)
All of this is rotten.
Here we have a regime that is supposedly hell bent on "green" energy helping a lunatic backwards nation develop nuclear energy.
So all the concern about adding to the world's stockpile of nuclear waste was bullshit.
There are NO GOOD intentions with these people.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 27, 2015 04:01 PM (ko4zy)
New hard drive?
Whoa, that's thorough. What the hell kind of stuff is on the old hard drive?
Assuming you didn't get the computer from a known pedophile and/or tax cheat, just format the drive (windows install CDs will help you with this process) and install on boot.
No need to get a new HD unless you have money to spend.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 04:01 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2015 04:02 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 04:02 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 04:02 PM (7DCTd)
If you read the stickers, what do they say? The one with serial codes on it should say what version of Windows it's valid for.
Worth a look to see if you have rights to a recent version of Windows with the machine.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2015 04:02 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at March 27, 2015 04:02 PM (t2lvB)
Someone doesn't want to go to the Camps.
Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at March 27, 2015 04:02 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: McCool at March 27, 2015 04:02 PM (nCSwS)
I mean more so than my usual baseline wanting.
Posted by: alexthechick - The end game has begun at March 27, 2015 03:20 PM (mf5HN)
I LOVE that show...Ted: You stole a baby?
Linda: Only for a few seconds. Turns out, just because you write your name on something doesn't mean you get to keep it.
Ted: Yeah, I think babies have to be notarized.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 27, 2015 04:04 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: drill_thrawl at March 27, 2015 04:04 PM (JOG+K)
Posted by: Lois Learner at March 27, 2015 03:58 PM (l1zOH)
Hi Lois,, I'll be over later after I finish up with this server thing. I just got some great advice about how to handle the problem. Oh, and have the marshmello spread, KY and doubble headed dildo ready, you know how much I hate waiting around....
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2015 04:05 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: prescient11 at March 27, 2015 04:08 PM (q5APL)
You can get a decent 1T for $60. No need to worry about residual data or (and this is the other thing) whether prior use has it closer or farther from failure.
But then I'm notoriously cautious about such things. Comes of being de facto cleanup guy for decommissioning machines at an outfit whose IT procurement can best be described as "scrounge-based".
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 27, 2015 04:08 PM (DT3rQ)
Is that about it?
Posted by: Hank at March 27, 2015 04:13 PM (/ujVT)
Or O hates America.
Posted by: CoonAZ at March 27, 2015 04:15 PM (D7Tur)
I'm guessing the negotiating parties are keeping the agreement vaguely
verbal and undefined for as long as possible so that the US Congress
won't be able to affect the proceedings. You can't touch it if it's
intangible.
Posted by: troyriser at March 27, 2015 03:46 PM (Bvf82)
Congress can and should pass a bill with veto proof majorities that removes Obama's ability to lift sanctions... as they threatened to do but have not done yet.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 27, 2015 04:17 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 27, 2015 04:18 PM (8rRE+)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 27, 2015 04:19 PM (XUKZU)
Well, I'm kinda beat, think I'm gonna call it a day...,
...say, do you still have that bottle of baby oil?
...mmm mmm mmm dum de dum....
...maybe I'll do a little reading before I turn the lights out...
::flips through desk::
...ok, the Economist, Al Jazeera weekly, Times of London, Goatbangers #12...maybe this US Weekly...
Okay, night night!!! Aloha snack bar everybody!
Posted by: The 11th Imam at March 27, 2015 04:21 PM (1CFbI)
Posted by: Mark Kelly at March 27, 2015 03:59 PM (wAQA5)
****
In space nobody can hear you gurgle.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 27, 2015 04:22 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: iowaan at March 28, 2015 09:13 AM (hXclJ)
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