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Georges Lemmen, "Snowy Evening" (1910)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 10:45 AM




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1 have a nice day

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 27, 2015 10:46 AM (u8GsB)

2 Foist? The house looks angry.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 10:46 AM (CzJOg)

3 Friends have told how Lubitz, whose
pilot's licence was up for renewal in June, had a life-long obsession
with planes and 'would have died' if he had not have passed his flying
exams.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 27, 2015 10:46 AM (u8GsB)

4 dammit pg.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 10:46 AM (CzJOg)

5 First?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 27, 2015 10:47 AM (oBJsb)

6 Damn.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 27, 2015 10:47 AM (oBJsb)

7 What is wrong with us? How can we possibly be this stupid?

What possesses republicans to hire people who are not conservative by nature and who don't possess enough common sense to know that what they say hurts the party immensely. How do we end up with people like Steve Schmidt, Nichole Wallace and Dana Perino?

Fuck.

I'm listening to the podcast and here is Dana Perino, former White House press secretrary and now right wing pundit on Fox News talking about the time she admitted to the press that the "Mission Accomplished" sign wasn't a good idea. Of course, to her surprise, the media was plastered the next day with "White House admits Mission Accomplished was wrong".

"Mission Accomplished", for those who don't remember, was the banner flown on an aircraft carrier as it returned from the war in Iraq after it successfully completed it's mission along with the other forces which won the war in 30 days. That, for those too stupid to recognize it - like Dana Perino - is a Mission Accomplished.

Of course, in some latte sipping circles the imagery of George Bush in a flight suit under a Mission Accomplished banner was just too much to take. They floated the meme that because Iraq didn't immediately turn into Ohio that the banner was a lie. All they needed to confirm this narrative is an authoratative voice on the right. Thanks, Dana Perino.

How can we possibly be trusted to run the country when we can't even hire marginally competent people for key positions?

We are truly and totally fucked.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2015 10:48 AM (9ZZd+)

8 7th!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2015 10:48 AM (so+oy)

9 Good day, fellow travelers. I hope this airliner won't be descending early.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 27, 2015 10:48 AM (OZmbA)

10 dayum

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2015 10:49 AM (so+oy)

11 Just blow me.

Posted by: Corgi whistle at March 27, 2015 10:49 AM (CzJOg)

12 Not sure what Germanwings could do if the guy's own family and girlfriend did nothing.

Posted by: Y-not at March 27, 2015 10:49 AM (KZBSl)

13 I don't get the "Tomato Andy" thing about the co-pilot. I mean, I understand that the other pilots were mocking him for having been a flight attendant, but what's special about tomatoes? Is that a reference to mixing Bloody Mary's, or what?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 27, 2015 10:49 AM (lmdHn)

14 They say Lubitz tore up a note that was found in his home from his doctor stating he was unfit to fly that day.

He knew his flying days were over and decided to end it all? But why take 150 others with you? Fucking coward.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2015 10:50 AM (so+oy)

15 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 10:50 AM (kff5f)

16 I found Waldo!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 10:50 AM (kff5f)

17 sorry 1bulwetweft


Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 27, 2015 10:50 AM (u8GsB)

18 jwest ... you know the answer. Most Republicans aren't Conservative.


And honestly ... I think all of 'em just feel guilty.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 27, 2015 10:50 AM (oBJsb)

19 Huh. It's a Lemmen Party.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 10:50 AM (kff5f)

20 That painting is an obvious fake.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 27, 2015 10:51 AM (TPjwz)

21 Ah, so this is what Harry Reid's retirement will look like.

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2015 10:51 AM (ZKGnj)

22 Rickie Lee singing Something Cool. The picture made me think of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ENPVavPb1U

And of course, the pilot was a muzzie. Watch the MFM not report it. The same MFM that has had wall to wall coverage of the topic since it happened, especially CNN.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 27, 2015 10:52 AM (U6f54)

23 It was a dark and snowy night...

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2015 10:52 AM (08Znv)

24 But why take 150 others with you?
Asked.

Fucking coward.
Answered.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 10:52 AM (kff5f)

25 149 others?? Why couldn't that asshole have just rented a Cessna by himself and ran it into the mountain? Selfish, cowardly, miserable little wretch. Fcuking dickhead.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 10:52 AM (CzJOg)

26 What was painted under the black blob in the foreground?
Or did Death lose his sickle?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 27, 2015 10:52 AM (TPjwz)

27 Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 27, 2015 10:50 AM (u8GsB)

No worries, pg. I still love ya.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 10:53 AM (CzJOg)

28 Harry Reid has decided to go into the private sector. He's taken a job at a home for wayward boys.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 27, 2015 10:53 AM (OZmbA)

29 How can we possibly be trusted to run the country when we can't even hire marginally competent people for key positions?

The gop shouldn't be trusted as it's voters by and large can't seem to hire marginally competent people for key positions.

Posted by: Methos at March 27, 2015 10:53 AM (ZbV+0)

30 The lawyers are rubbing their hands together in glee.. I wonder how much this will cost Lufthansa?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2015 10:53 AM (so+oy)

31 Why couldn't that asshole have just rented a Cessna by himself and ran it into the mountain?

The whole world wouldn't talk about that for years.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 10:53 AM (/kI1Q)

32 18 "jwest ... you know the answer. Most Republicans aren't Conservative."


I realize that you don't want to ambush someone on the podcast after they've been nice enough to make time to do it, but there must be some diplomatic way of saying "What the fuck were you thinking?".

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2015 10:54 AM (9ZZd+)

33

thanks 1bulwetweft....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 27, 2015 10:55 AM (u8GsB)

34 ""Mission Accomplished", for those who don't remember, was the banner
flown on an aircraft carrier as it returned from the war in Iraq after
it successfully completed it's mission along with the other forces which
won the war in 30 days. That, for those too stupid to recognize it -
like Dana Perino - is a Mission Accomplished"


If I recall correctly, that 'Mission Accomplished' banner had to do with that particular aircraft carrier returning from an exceedingly long deployment at the time.

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 10:55 AM (v0/PR)

35 And of course, the pilot was a muzzie. Watch the MFM not report it. The same MFM that has had wall to wall coverage of the topic since it happened, especially CNN.
Posted by: the littl shyning man
.............
There have been no credible reports to that effect..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2015 10:55 AM (so+oy)

36
Seems pretty clear that Lemmen screwed something up in the foreground and couldn't fix it, so he added a "shadowy figure" in the foreground. It ruins what would otherwise be a beautiful painting.
I'm not crazy about the geometric shadow cast by the gaslight either.

Posted by: Sam In Va at March 27, 2015 10:56 AM (Q52VH)

37 I like this one!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 10:56 AM (TLTHv)

38 Alternate title: 'Boston, March of 2015'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 10:57 AM (l1zOH)

39 That's MOTHRA!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 10:57 AM (gW5Vg)

40 I hear you. I've never cared for Perino. Too much of that Holier Than Thou vibe.


I would, however, love to tap her one time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 27, 2015 10:57 AM (oBJsb)

41 Is that a ghost?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 10:57 AM (LA7Cm)

42 If I recall correctly, that 'Mission Accomplished' banner had to do with that particular aircraft carrier returning from an exceedingly long deployment at the time.

It did. And Dana should have said so.

"'Mission Accomplished' was referring to that particular carrier, her crew, and the honor with which they served and sacrificed for their country. Of course it was the correct thing to do - to honor good men and women who had given up X* months of their lives to keep the rest of us safe."

*- I don't remember how long the deployment was -AG

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 10:57 AM (kff5f)

43 Monster House?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 10:57 AM (CzJOg)

44 Lubitz shot up his workplace

His workplace was an airplane

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 10:58 AM (zOTsN)

45 It was a dark and snowy night...



Slowly I turned.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 10:58 AM (7DCTd)

46 Welcome all my friends to the show that never ends. When I wake up I often think "It can't possibly get worse! We made it, we survived Obama!".

But then he starts making treaties and Earnest defends his decision to skip the Senate in favor of the UN, and Axelrod sounds like "yeah, they're going to blow up Israel, but who cares, really, because Netanyahu is an ass".

And before lunch you discover, with Obama, it can always get worse.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 10:59 AM (FCsIb)

47 Huh. It's a Lemmen Party.



Quick! To the cliffs!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 10:59 AM (7DCTd)

48 This country is so fucked up.

Like almost every other country.

Posted by: Feh at March 27, 2015 10:59 AM (9Btoe)

49 "I heard soft footfalls in the snow behind me..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 11:00 AM (l1zOH)

50 Alternate title: "Great Place for a Murder"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 27, 2015 11:00 AM (laeyH)

51 That's not-so-slender man in the foreground... He's had a rough 105 years..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2015 11:00 AM (so+oy)

52 Nice and dark.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 27, 2015 11:00 AM (hLRSq)

53 I'm not crazy about the geometric shadow cast by the gaslight either.

I thought it was the Bat Signal.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 27, 2015 11:00 AM (0HooB)

54 It's quite Spring around these parts.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 11:00 AM (evdj2)

55 Boston: July, 2015.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 11:00 AM (mf5HN)

56 "It did. And Dana should have said so."



Indeed she should have but, ya know, Bush admin.....sigh.

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 11:01 AM (v0/PR)

57 Friends have told how Lubitz, whose pilot's licence was up for renewal in June, had a life-long obsession with planes and 'would have died' if he had not have passed his flying exams.



Die if you don't, die if you do.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 11:01 AM (7DCTd)

58 "Woman in Burka"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 11:01 AM (l1zOH)

59
LOOK!!!!!

This painting shows a dark black mass not visible to the naked eye!!

Posted by: Zak Bagan at March 27, 2015 11:01 AM (NaV4z)

60 Kinda reminded me of scenes from Let The Right One In

Posted by: Bigby's Throw Yo Hands In De Air at March 27, 2015 11:02 AM (3ZtZW)

61 Miskatonic University?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:02 AM (mx5oN)

62 So...we stab any US allies in the back today?
Or is Obama waiting until he's on a golf course in FL before dumping some inconvenient news about what he's been up to lately?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 11:02 AM (TLTHv)

63 We are truly and totally fucked.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2015 10:48 AM (9ZZd+)


AoSHQ: Come For the Hard-Hitting Commentary - Stay for the Terminal Depression!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 27, 2015 11:02 AM (hLRSq)

64 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 10:57 AM (kff5f)

Spent several yrs in that hellish area on WESTPACS and "World" cruises (USS Enterprise). The guys on the the USS Abraham Lincoln deserved that banner and much more. The regular WESTPACS were hard work - those boys did plenty of extra work. "Mission Accomplished" was entirely fitting - I would have added a "BZ" to it.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 11:02 AM (CzJOg)

65 So, how long until Harry Reid is Bill Clinton rich now that he's leaving office?

A few months, or a few years?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:02 AM (AkOaV)

66 I'm very much enjoying my new boyfriend, Andreas Lubitz. And he knows I'll never break up with him

Posted by: helen thomas at March 27, 2015 11:02 AM (+rvpI)

67 Once again, rdbrewer puts up the evidence of his or her good taste in art. Nice handling of light, which seems to hang in the moist air. "Painterly." It's what separates painting from photography.

Posted by: Feh at March 27, 2015 11:02 AM (9Btoe)

68 THIS PAINTING IS AN AFFRONT AGAINST ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMED (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:03 AM (gW5Vg)

69 "I thought it was the Bat Signal."



No shit. If there was a ghost handing around I'd be calling for help too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 11:03 AM (LA7Cm)

70 Financial Engineering - Facists and Marxists have always loved to "engineer" terms to progress their agendas. Leninist/Stalinist Russia, Maoist China, Nazi German and Italy had entire lexicons engineered to further their goals.

Let's examine how leftist Rahm Emmanuel and the rest of the leftist Chicago machine have used Financial Engineering to disguise that city's dysfunctional debt.

http://tinyurl.com/q9kpe8g

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2015 11:03 AM (BZAd3)

71 "hanging"


fark

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 11:04 AM (LA7Cm)

72 Crap.

BC is already drunk.

Or is it "still?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:04 AM (kff5f)

73 54
It's quite Spring around these parts.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 11:00 AM (evdj2)

It was snowing here (SE MO) this morning when I got up.

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 11:04 AM (v0/PR)

74 Alternate title:


Penguin On A Snowy Night- A Study In Black & White.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 27, 2015 11:04 AM (NeFrd)

75 "The Spirit of Christmas Future"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 11:04 AM (l1zOH)

76 "The Spirit of Christmas Future"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 11:04 AM (l1zOH)

77 60 Kinda reminded me of scenes from Let The Right One In
Posted by: Bigby's Throw Yo Hands In De Air at March 27, 2015 11:02 AM (3ZtZW)

Good film, and the American remake was really good too. It was quite emotionally disturbing, in a rather unique way.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:04 AM (mx5oN)

78 So Starbucks and USA Today is still pushing that Race Together bullshit.


http://tinyurl.com/nzd6c95

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 27, 2015 11:04 AM (fWAjv)

79 And of course, the pilot was a muzzie. Watch the MFM not report it. The same MFM that has had wall to wall coverage of the topic since it happened, especially CNN.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 27, 2015 10:52 AM (U6f54)
Thus the proof you need for your belief is that the proof is not reported.

You do recognize the logical fallacy there, right?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 27, 2015 11:04 AM (hLRSq)

80 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 27, 2015 11:04 AM (fWAjv)

Well, you can't boycott what you already weren't buying... so more power to 'em, I guess.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:05 AM (kff5f)

81 72 Crap.

BC is already drunk.

Or is it "still?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:04 AM (kff5f)



ALCOHOL MUST NOT BE CONSUMED AND IS AN AFFRONT TO ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMAD (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:05 AM (gW5Vg)

82 45 It was a dark and snowy night...



Slowly I turned.....
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 10:58 AM (7DCTd)

A shot rang out. The maid screamed.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:05 AM (mx5oN)

83 BC is already drunk.

Or is it "still?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:04 AM (kff5f)

----

Not.Drunk.

Disinfecting potential internal injuries.

Sounds better

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2015 11:05 AM (NaV4z)

84 How can we possibly be trusted to run the country when we can't even hire marginally competent people for key positions?

We are truly and totally fucked.
Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2015 10:48 AM (9ZZd+)


You see, your moaning just gives the lefties more ammo to beat us with

HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID TO MAKE A GAFFE LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD HUFF GASOLINE YOU SO-CON BIGOT

Posted by: your friend, the MSM looking for any pretext to excoriate you at March 27, 2015 11:05 AM (t//F+)

85 "BC is already drunk. "



Or maybe he just converted...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 11:06 AM (LA7Cm)

86 It would be a very nice bit of work, but I can't figure out that black shape in the upper left above the street lamp.

Posted by: CarlP32 at March 27, 2015 11:06 AM (gKx+H)

87 It looks like the outside of the Lubitz family home

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:06 AM (zOTsN)

88 So Starbucks and USA Today is still pushing that Race Together bullshit.


Wake me when they open a store in Ferguson MO.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 11:06 AM (/kI1Q)

89
The cloaked figure is Death.

Next he will point a crooked finger at the canned salmon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 11:07 AM (JtwS4)

90 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:05 AM (gW5Vg)

So... no bacon then? 'Cause I have some nice, thick sliced, pepper crusted bacon here.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:07 AM (kff5f)

91 Wake me when they open a store in Ferguson MO.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 11:06 AM (/kI1Q)

----

Oooooo...... Im stealing that.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2015 11:07 AM (NaV4z)

92 Delightful. This is why I never get off the boat:


FROM: Department of Infection Control
DATE: March 26, 2015
RE: Scabies Exposure

The infection control department is currently investigating an outbreak of scabies among our
employees. To date five (5) healthcare workers have reported symptoms of scabies infestation...


Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 11:07 AM (evdj2)

93 A shot rang out. The maid screamed.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:05 AM (mx5oN)


An Ewok dropped a bottle and fled into the night....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 27, 2015 11:07 AM (hLRSq)

94 Enjoying the almost humanoid visage of the building on the left. Evil little grin, canted eyebrows, heh heh heh.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 27, 2015 11:07 AM (NeFrd)

95 90 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:05 AM (gW5Vg)

So... no bacon then? 'Cause I have some nice, thick sliced, pepper crusted bacon here.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:07 AM (kff5f)

I'll take it since he's all halal now and shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:08 AM (mx5oN)

96 ALCOHOL MUST NOT BE CONSUMED AND IS AN AFFRONT TO ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET
MUHAMMAD (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT
IN RESPONSE

AllenG is much more efficient.

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Is AllenG a closet muzzie?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 11:08 AM (H8u6z)

97 I guess by Race Together it means Race Other Stores For The Next Town Over When This One Goes Black.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 27, 2015 11:08 AM (+rvpI)

98 Also, the pilot of the crashed planes name was Sondenheimer.

Sounds like a made up name from Hogans Heroes.

Just throwing that out there.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:08 AM (AkOaV)

99 Next he will point a crooked finger at the canned salmon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 11:07 AM (JtwS4)



CANNED SALMON IS AN AFFRONT TO ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMAD (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:08 AM (gW5Vg)

100 The cloaked figure is Death.

Next he will point a crooked finger at the canned salmon.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
-----------------

Coffee splutter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 11:08 AM (l1zOH)

101 93 A shot rang out. The maid screamed.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:05 AM (mx5oN)


An Ewok dropped a bottle and fled into the night....
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 27, 2015 11:07 AM (hLRSq)

Meanwhile on Tatooine a boy was growing up.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:08 AM (mx5oN)

102 It would be a very nice bit of work, but I can't figure out that black shape in the upper left above the street lamp.



Spirit of Christmas Past. Shift change.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 11:08 AM (7DCTd)

103 >>Wake me when they open a store in Ferguson MO.

Or Israel.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 11:09 AM (TLTHv)

104 What's black white black white black etc...?













A nun rolling down a hill.

Posted by: MikeH at March 27, 2015 11:09 AM (ZdA3v)

105 It was not explained at the time that the Mission Accomplished banner was the ship's banner. It appeared to be prominently place right in the background of Bush's podium.

The banner was made by the White House, but had been requested by the Navy and the Navy put it up.

Either way.. it was bad optics considering how bad Iraq got after that. And, remember, Bush announced the "end to major combat operations" at that address. That was.. ummm.. a bit premature, shall we say?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2015 11:09 AM (so+oy)

106 Georges Lemmen was really funny in The Out of Towners.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 27, 2015 11:09 AM (/Ho8c)

107 Is AllenG a closet muzzie?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 11:08 AM (H8u6z)


Sorry. Can't hear you over the sizzling bacon.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:09 AM (kff5f)

108 104 What's black white black white black etc...?

Interracial orgy porn.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:09 AM (mx5oN)

109 Starbucks is owned by a racist Apartheidist. He is constantly attacking white people.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 11:10 AM (b4JMJ)

110 Perhaps...., a hobo hunter on the prowl?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 11:10 AM (l1zOH)

111 101
93 A shot rang out. The maid screamed.



Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:05 AM (mx5oN)




An Ewok dropped a bottle and fled into the night....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 27, 2015 11:07 AM (hLRSq)


Dear Penthouse forum:

You'll never believe what happened today.....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 11:10 AM (H8u6z)

112 Gotta rant, dears!

My senior English classes are doing research papers. They honestly cannot understand why I have forbidden them from using Wikipedia as a source. They are also livid that I am requiring them to use at least one book source because, and I quote,"Everything is on the Internet! "


We are f*cked.

Posted by: jmel at March 27, 2015 11:10 AM (3+V5e)

113 101 93 A shot rang out. The maid screamed.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:05 AM (mx5oN)


An Ewok dropped a bottle and fled into the night....
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 27, 2015 11:07 AM (hLRSq)

Meanwhile on Tatooine a boy was growing up.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:08 AM (mx5oN)

Until he was killed by a drunk sand person while driving to Toshi station to get power converters

Posted by: MikeH at March 27, 2015 11:10 AM (ZdA3v)

114 So... no bacon then? 'Cause I have some nice, thick sliced, pepper crusted bacon here.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:07 AM (kff5f)



BACON IS...IS....DAMMIT...IS AN AFFRONT TO ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMAD (peace be unto him) AND WE....fuck he said pepper crusted..nobody would know.....NO....WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:10 AM (gW5Vg)

115 Ms Perrino is a bit of a squish who thinks these people are her friends. She never hit back hard. That is what is required

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:11 AM (zOTsN)

116

Q: What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator.

A: A nun, with spears through her head!

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 11:11 AM (evdj2)

117 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2015 11:09 AM (so+oy)

Well, here's the thing. We'd toppled Saddam and defeated his military.

That should have been the end of the war.

I don't think most of us realized that the plan was to occupy Iraq for the next decade plus.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:11 AM (AkOaV)

118 I quit pork months ago.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 11:11 AM (b4JMJ)

119 They honestly cannot understand why I have forbidden them from using Wikipedia as a source.

You know... "because I said so" sometimes is enough explanation. "Because your grade depends upon it" is another good one.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:11 AM (kff5f)

120 This is what the front of the Victoria's Secret catalog will look like after the muzzies take over.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 11:11 AM (l1zOH)

121 Meanwhile on Tatooine a boy was growing up.

Maybe Vader someday later -- now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 11:11 AM (/kI1Q)

122 Not read comments but re: GermanWings.

Bet the company was afraid of being sued by Andreas if they did fire him for being Baron von Lunatic.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 11:11 AM (KJLsF)

123 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.


Is AllenG a closet muzzie?



Closet Tibbets.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 11:12 AM (7DCTd)

124 What's black white black white black etc...?
A nun rolling down a hill.


****


Panda in a blender.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 27, 2015 11:12 AM (NeFrd)

125 118 I quit pork months ago.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 11:11 AM (b4JMJ)

what does Mrs. Boss Moss say about that?

Posted by: MikeH at March 27, 2015 11:12 AM (ZdA3v)

126 Until he was killed by a drunk sand person while driving to Toshi station to get power converters
Posted by: MikeH at March 27, 2015 11:10 AM (ZdA3v)

DUIs are no laughing matter. Sandpeople drink that fire water, and think it's no big deal to get behind the reins of a bantha.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:12 AM (AkOaV)

127 Oh, crap ---they *are* stabbing more allies in the back already:

"A series of conversations between top American and French officials,
including between President Obama and French President Francois
Hollande, have seen Americans engage in behavior described as bullying
by sources who spoke to the Washington Free Beacon.

The disagreement over France's cautious position in regard to Iran threatens to erode U.S. relations with Paris, sources said."


They're going to burn all allies just to make this deal with the Devil Iran.
Now that's some wicked-smaaart diplomacy there, fellas!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 11:12 AM (TLTHv)

128 Dana Perino - I'd hit it.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 11:12 AM (CzJOg)

129 119 They honestly cannot understand why I have forbidden them from using Wikipedia as a source.

You know... "because I said so" sometimes is enough explanation. "Because your grade depends upon it" is another good one.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:11 AM (kff5f)

I have a relative who teaches English, and will fail you for using Wikipedia as a source.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:12 AM (mx5oN)

130 Q: What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator.


------


Our President???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2015 11:12 AM (NaV4z)

131 So Starbucks and USA Today is still pushing that Race Together bullshit.

Why don't they open a Starbucks on the corner of James Buchanan Dr and 1st Street in East Saint Louis.

Always remember that this "race together" bullshit is for SWPLs and SJWs. Being "for" this kind of conversation is a "positional good" that allows affluent white people to feel good about themselves while doing exactly zero to address the real problem, which is the demolition of the black family.

Moynihan was right.

Posted by: Feh at March 27, 2015 11:13 AM (9Btoe)

132 Bannnnnnder?


Baaaaannnndddddeeerrrr? (oh please don't let that Barrel me)

Can I have your marshmallows? Seems like BC is making it be s'more time all up in here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 11:13 AM (mf5HN)

133 What was the moron comment yesterday or the day before about complexity (obscurity) being kin to fraud?

That would be Chicago Engineered Financing.

Posted by: CarlP32 at March 27, 2015 11:13 AM (gKx+H)

134 A drunk is staggering down the street when is confronted by a nun.She comments on his condition, and he beats the shit out of her.


"Not so tough, are you Batman?" he says

Posted by: MikeH at March 27, 2015 11:13 AM (ZdA3v)

135 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:10 AM (gW5Vg)

Well, that's too bad, I guess.


I guess you'll also be skipping the BBQ Pork butt and ribs this weekend, too?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:13 AM (kff5f)

136
A nun rolling down a hill.

That's supposed to end with "and black and blue".

Nun falling down a staircase.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 11:13 AM (JtwS4)

137 The implications of believing that our rights don't come from G-d:

http://theweek.com/articles/546457

Good article.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2015 11:13 AM (BZAd3)

138 I don't think most of us realized that the plan was to occupy Iraq for the next decade plus.
Posted by: mynewhandle
..........
Indeed it should have been. We should have pulled out and let them pick up their own pieces and cobble together whatever tribal or central governments they wanted.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2015 11:13 AM (so+oy)

139 Moynihan was right.

I consider Daniel Patrick Moynihan to be the last sane Democrat.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:14 AM (mx5oN)

140 Posted by: jmel at March 27, 2015 11:10 AM (3+V5e)

Uh, I'd argue that wikipedia is just as accurate as any text book and/or other source written by academia and sent down to K-12 to propagandize to the chil'ren.

They should all try my old trick when I was told I can't use wikipedia -- go to wikipedia, grab what you want, then cite the original source for the information (which should be footnoted at the bottom of the article.)

Easy.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:14 AM (AkOaV)

141 ""Not so tough, are you Batman?" he says"



Okay, that's horrible.



But funny.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 11:14 AM (LA7Cm)

142 "Not so tough, are you Batman?" he says

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 11:14 AM (evdj2)

143 "Either way.. it was bad optics considering how bad Iraq got after that. And, remember, Bush announced the "end to major combat operations" at that address. That was.. ummm.. a bit premature, shall we say?"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2015 11:09 AM (so+oy)


Not really.

Our forces had just totally defeated the 4th largest standing army in the world - in 30 days, with about 200 casualties.

The Mission was as Accomplished as it possibly could have been.

All it would have taken to defeat the narrative that the left was putting out was a push back by the Bush White House.

But the Bush White House had people like Perino and Rove who were worthless in that capacity.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2015 11:14 AM (9ZZd+)

144 I think he hid it from them. Allegedly people in Germany are crying foul over the outing of his personal details now, even though he is dead and killed all those people. Sounds like he knew the medical system would report it to his employer eventually so he blew up his workplace, which happened to be an airplane

Thier pilots union is squawking about his privacy.

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:15 AM (zOTsN)

145 128 Dana Perino - I'd hit it.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 11:12 AM (CzJOg)

40 miles an hour in a Ford Raptor should be sufficient

Posted by: MikeH at March 27, 2015 11:15 AM (ZdA3v)

146 Can I have your marshmallows? Seems like BC is making it be s'more time all up in here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 11:13 AM (mf5HN)



A SPEAKING WOMAN, WHO IS NOT PROPERLY ATTIRED, IS AN AFFRONT TO ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMAD (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:15 AM (gW5Vg)

147 Bet the company was afraid of being sued by Andreas if they did fire him for being Baron von Lunatic.

They'd have to give him 90 days' notice.

Mein Freund is on the "worker's council" at his company, and about the only part I understand is they seem to hold all their off-site meetings at distilleries.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 11:15 AM (/kI1Q)

148 NCAA Basketball a good way to wake up with a hang over.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:15 AM (0FSuD)

149 We are f*cked.

Posted by: jmel at March 27, 2015 11:10 AM (3+V5e)


That's a bit of a harsh reaction to a bunch of students who want to produce the assigned work in the laziest fashion possible. Like that has never, ever happened before. No student cut corners on his research, bitched about the number of required sources, moaned about the required length or produced the work in a fit of panic the night before it was due.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 27, 2015 11:16 AM (hLRSq)

150 Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 11:12 AM (TLTHv)

Of course he is. Because he's pro-Iranian and anti-West.

What's surprising is that it took him this long.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:16 AM (kff5f)

151 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2015 11:13 AM (so+oy)

Yeah.

Or, preferably, left Saddam alone.

Personally, I think it was to everyones advantage to have a Sunni / Shia cold war between Iran and Iraq and to let the dictators dictate.

Now we have tribal and religious wars spawning all kinds of jihadists across the ME.

Not that that's necessarily because we invaded iraq, but it would have been more containable if we left the dictators there. They seemed to have no qualms with giving the jihadists a taste of their own medicine.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:16 AM (AkOaV)

152 Bush announced the "end to major combat operations" at that address. That was.. ummm.. a bit premature, shall we say

Actually what he said was true. The major combat operations were over. Unfortunately we stuck around fighting a low grade counterinsurgency for the years that followed.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:17 AM (mx5oN)

153 from yahoo news, thought this was funny:

Big Wall Street banks are so upset with Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren's call for them to be broken up that some have discussed withholding campaign donations to Senate Democrats in symbolic protest, sources familiar with the discussions said.

Posted by: mallfly at March 27, 2015 11:17 AM (vcI3n)

154 40 miles an hour in a Ford Raptor should be sufficient



Ford has raptors? Does AtC know this?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 11:17 AM (7DCTd)

155 I guess you'll also be skipping the BBQ Pork butt and ribs this weekend, too?
Posted by: AllenG

-------------

Allen: http://tinyurl.com/orlkxyp

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 11:18 AM (l1zOH)

156
Baaaaannnndddddeeerrrr? (oh please don't let that Barrel me)

Can I have your marshmallows? Seems like BC is making it be s'more time all up in here.

S'MORESISAN AFFRONT AGAINST ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMED (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 11:18 AM (JtwS4)

157 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2015 11:13 AM (BZAd3)

I'm pretty sure I don't have to read it.

If my Rights aren't Natural and Unalienable (that is: granted by God or (if you must) Nature), then they aren't "rights" at all. They are privileges won by violence, and held only so long as the government decrees they shall be protected.

Nothing good comes from that.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:18 AM (kff5f)

158 SPEAKING WOMAN, WHO IS NOT PROPERLY ATTIRED, IS AN AFFRONT TO ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMAD (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:15 AM (gW5Vg)

Burka with stompy boots and a step stool?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 11:18 AM (H8u6z)

159
So Dana is a girl's name?So ifDana Carvey got a sex change she wouldn't
haveto change her name. She's halfway there already, she's mastered the voice.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 27, 2015 11:18 AM (xkSSa)

160 A SPEAKING WOMAN, WHO IS NOT PROPERLY ATTIRED, IS AN AFFRONT TO ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMAD (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:15 AM (gW5Vg)


That's worth a stomping. Nice knowing you BC.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 27, 2015 11:18 AM (hLRSq)

161 I'm thinking the person(s) who beat the sh%t out of Hairy Reid suggested he retire since he's no longer of value to them in a GOP majority Senate.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 11:18 AM (TLTHv)

162 BC, since you're a Muslim now, how much for your women? Your wife, your little girls, I wish to buy them. Would two goats and a sack of Russet potatoes be a sufficient price?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:19 AM (mx5oN)

163 Bought one of those folding knives of the Benchmade-Spyderco genre, you flip it open with your thumb.

A cheapie, the Rat 1 by Ontario, but it is a heavy bugger, and seems solid.

Fun to flip open. Nasty.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 27, 2015 11:19 AM (U6f54)

164 A SPEAKING WOMAN, WHO IS NOT PROPERLY ATTIRED, IS AN AFFRONT TO ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMAD (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:15 AM (gW5Vg)


*puts Bander's marshamallows on stick*

*actual marshmallows not you know some euphemism*

Mmmm s'mores.

Also, I am ashamed of the Horde collectively and individually.

It's National Cleavage Day. And no one mentioned this until now.

Here. I give you this in celebration.

http://bit.ly/1zPhlyt



Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 11:19 AM (mf5HN)

165 S'MORESISAN AFFRONT AGAINST ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMED (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 11:18 AM (JtwS4)




POOR GRAMMAR AND TYPING SKILLS ARE AN AFFRONT AGAINST ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMED (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:19 AM (gW5Vg)

166 154 40 miles an hour in a Ford Raptor should be sufficient



Ford has raptors? Does AtC know this?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 11:17 AM (7DCTd)

Link below, the truck boosts your testosterone 150% when you drive it off the lot:


http://tinyurl.com/nehfv99

Posted by: MikeH at March 27, 2015 11:19 AM (ZdA3v)

167
Im thinking BC isnt a *real* muslim.

I have yet to read one "... and I KEEEL you."

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2015 11:20 AM (NaV4z)

168 I still think the German pilot, who had just broken up with his girlfriend, had discovered he was ghey.



That's why she left him. We'll see.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:20 AM (0FSuD)

169 Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 11:18 AM (JtwS4)

So no bacon (thick cut, pepper crusted) and BBQ for you, either.

I think Insomniac called BC's portion. Who wants Bander's?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 27, 2015 11:20 AM (kff5f)

170 S'MORESISAN AFFRONT AGAINST ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMED (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 11:18 AM (JtwS4)


You guys are really just egging her on. Time to spread the splatter tarps on the good furniture.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 27, 2015 11:20 AM (hLRSq)

171 Here. I give you this in celebration.

Well sieg my heil!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2015 11:20 AM (mx5oN)

172 Posted by: mallfly at March 27, 2015 11:17 AM (vcI3n)

Fuck it. If Warren wins, the silver lining will be that she (hopefully) follows through and fucks up the days of the same assholes who fuck up my day all the time by supporting and funding RINOs and the GOPe.

I don't even know how I feel about breaking up the banks. In a free market, I'd be horrified at the suggestion, but we're far from a free market. If I have to use my hard earned money as a backstop to the banks' failing, I should have some say in how they are structured.

Right?

Because I'm not in the business of providing insurance to businesses, and i have yet to see an insurance premium check from the too big to fail banks show up in my mailbox...

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:21 AM (AkOaV)

173
Here. I give you this in celebration.

Kindest. Givingest.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 11:21 AM (JtwS4)

174 All it would have taken to defeat the narrative that the left was putting out was a push back by the Bush White House.

But the Bush White House had people like Perino and Rove who were worthless in that capacity.
Posted by: jwest
............
push back? and simply ignore the dozens of dead American soldiers per month coming back in caskets?

You can't have it both ways.. The vast majority of American casualties came after that speech.

Rumsfeld even had them remove the words "mission accomplished" from Bush's speech.. to everyone watching that speech, it was a declaration of victory. In hindsight, it was a disaster as soon as a few months afterward.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2015 11:21 AM (so+oy)

175 I'm not seeing any reason not to completely eliminate Iran's oil industry at this point.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 11:21 AM (MMC8r)

176 How many people think this little nugget of news from Yahoo would be #1 front and center if Bush was President?

"After-tax profits increased at a 4.7 percent rate in the July-September period. For all of 2014, profits dropped 8.3 percent, the largest annual drop since 2008."

That is a disaster for corporate America and it isn't even really being reported. Just a side bar in GDP articles.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 27, 2015 11:22 AM (4oSLk)

177 If the State can grant you a 'right', then the state can take that right away.

Example the 'right' of self defense, as in the UK. The state has taken your 'right' of self defense from you.

Philosophically you can continue to claim the right of self defense, but if you exercise that right, the state will wreck it's vengence on you.

"Freedom" says William Wallace as he is dismembered.

"From Hell's Gate I spit at thee," says Khan.
The State remains.

Posted by: CarlP32 at March 27, 2015 11:22 AM (gKx+H)

178 Leave Saddam alone

Well we were flying operations over northern Iraq, without cease, since the early 90s. No fly zone. And he fired on us the whole time. He did have chemical weapons, albeit old, that were smuggled into Syria when he fell. And he did allow Iraq to be used as a training place for terrorists. We won the war but lost the peace because we listned to the "no war for oil" assholes at home

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:22 AM (zOTsN)

179 Posted by: MikeH at March 27, 2015 11:19 AM (ZdA3v)


....Looks like something the cleaning people would drive.

Sorry, but I've felt that way since day one of the raptors.

Oh, plus, I think you're stuck with a 6 foot bed, which means it's not a real pick up truck.

If you can't fit a sheet of plywood in the back, you're driving a station wagon, not a truck.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:22 AM (AkOaV)

180 There is always PSA Flt 1771. 1987. Disgruntled and recently fired employee gets aboard the flight using his badges to bypass security. Once airborne uses a revolver to murder the guy who fired him. Then proceeded to kill the crew before pushing the yoke over. The resulting impact into the ground left the plane in very small pieces.

https://youtu.be/xlMiznyItS0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 11:23 AM (KJLsF)

181 Nice and doomy picture. Fits my mood.

Posted by: fly gal at March 27, 2015 11:23 AM (8TdcF)

182 Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 11:19 AM (mf5HN)


I'll see your pair and raise.
(euphemism intended).


http://tinyurl.com/nls2t5a


God Bless America.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 11:23 AM (H8u6z)

183 Here. I give you this in celebration.

http://bit.ly/1zPhlyt



Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 11:19 AM (mf5HN)

In that vein, FLBP (Future Lower Back Problems fron the Chive)

http://tinyurl.com/ot7wwag

Posted by: MikeH at March 27, 2015 11:23 AM (ZdA3v)

184 From the news dump, notably absent from The Federalist's list of the four qualities needed in the Republican nominee is, "Someone who is not preachy." Don't tell Charles C. W. Cooke.

Posted by: Sambo at March 27, 2015 11:23 AM (MlG/I)

185 YOU'RE SO CALLED RIGHTS ARE AN AFFRONT AGAINST ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMED (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:23 AM (gW5Vg)

186 Must drink more fluids

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:23 AM (0FSuD)

187 Not every monster who shoots up his workplace is gay. Most aren't. Facts count

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:24 AM (zOTsN)

188 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:22 AM (zOTsN)

Yeah, but who gives a shit?

American lives and money are way more important to me than Iraqi lives and money.

To put it another way... the British and other European powers went around the world trying to keep the natives in line for centuries. Their people were behind it, they made money doing it, and they wanted empires.

The US isn't like that. We got nothing out of Iraq, we are not an imperialist country, and why are we letting all of these little problems around the world become OUR problems?

They aren't.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:25 AM (AkOaV)

189 Also heard on the radio earlier that Andreas had been 'demoted' to 'flight attendant' at some point? Maybe a reduction in duty over the mental issue?

I'm thinking there's gonna be a whole rats nest of procedural bungles here, and fuck their pilots' union for whining.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 11:25 AM (MMC8r)

190 "From Hell's Gate I spit at thee," says Khan.

Posted by: CarlP32 at March 27, 2015 11:22 AM (gKx+H)




Hell's heart, stab and Ahab.

Posted by: Pedantic Nit at March 27, 2015 11:25 AM (vgIRn)

191 Boy, the pic of Harry Reid at Drudge? Someone beat the shit out of him. Accident my ass.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:25 AM (0FSuD)

192 "175
I'm not seeing any reason not to completely eliminate Iran's oil industry at this point.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 11:21 AM (MMC8r)"

The Chinese buy the Iranian oil and they would become unhappy if it were eliminated. We already have a lot more enemies in the world than when Obama was first sworn in. Do we really need more?

Additionally, eliminating the Iranian oil industry would raise the world price of oil which would benefit Russia and Venezuela, although it would also help the US fracking industry so that one is kind of a wash.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 27, 2015 11:26 AM (KDbAT)

193 He wasn't reduced to flight attendant. He started his career as a flight attendant and became a pilot

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:26 AM (zOTsN)

194 So I see it's another day in paradise...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 27, 2015 11:26 AM (Bn6aD)

195 Still not terribly impressed with the painting, but it is quite a nice change of pace from the Bob Ross type "art" that comes with happy trees and flowers.

Gloom is ALWAYS better than happy when it comes to art.

Always.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2015 11:27 AM (TOk1P)

196 THE PODCAST LINKED IN THE NIC IS AN AFFRONT AGAINST ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMED (peace be unto him) AND WE SHALL BURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN RESPONSE


(but you should go listen to it anyway you dirty infidels)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:28 AM (gW5Vg)

197 Q: What's black and white and black and white and black and white?

Our President, if he had as many dicks sticking out of him as he's had stuck in him.

Posted by: jwpaine at March 27, 2015 11:28 AM (a3NCX)

198 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:26 AM (zOTsN)

No, he took a break from pilot training and was re-assigned to be a flight attendant. At least according to the English translation of a Der Spiegel article I read yesterday.

They don't know why he had to take a little sabbatical and serve coffee instead. Could be nothing, could be significant. I think if he was feared to be a risk, they wouldn't have let him on a plane.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:29 AM (AkOaV)

199 If you are going to quote from The Wrath of Khan.

Khan, "No... You can't get away... From hell's heart I stab at thee..."

Khan in pain. "For hate's sake... I spit my last breath at thee!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 11:29 AM (KJLsF)

200 Also heard on the radio earlier that Andreas had
been 'demoted' to 'flight attendant' at some point? Maybe a reduction
in duty over the mental issue?



I'm thinking there's gonna be a whole rats nest of procedural bungles here, and fuck their pilots' union for whining.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 27, 2015 11:25 AM (MMC8r)


Demoted to flight attendant? Is that what they're calling it these days?
Still, most gay men have a preference, pilot or "flight attendant," so if they made him where the dress I could see how he might have had his fill.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2015 11:30 AM (TOk1P)

201 It's National Cleavage Day. And no one mentioned this until now.


Let's get pinicoidal!
http://is.gd/PJlqSp

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 11:30 AM (/kI1Q)

202 Pic of German pilot in NY Slime running in a race, in girl's jogging outfit today.



He was ghey.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:30 AM (0FSuD)

203 Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:25 AM (0FSuD)

"Harry, you're either going to retire from the Senate, or we'll expose all of the money you've taken from the mafia who runs Vegas."

"Fuck you, yeah right."

Smack smack smack thud

"Alright, I'll announce my retirement in a month."

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:30 AM (AkOaV)

204 My new handle. A little history. Iraq invaded Kuwait. So there was Desert Storm. Then he started killing the kurds, gassing them and pinning them in the mountains in winter. So we established a no fly zone in the north to protect them,, and Iraqs oil fields. We did that for ten years. And left him in power, to be a counter balance to iran. It didn't work. We tried your way

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:31 AM (zOTsN)

205 Ya well, for what it's worth, I'm not entirely sure what William Wallace screamed. But in the movie. . .

Posted by: CarlP32 at March 27, 2015 11:31 AM (gKx+H)

206 Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:30 AM (0FSuD)

All German guys look gay and wear womanly clothing.

I don't think that proves anything.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:31 AM (AkOaV)

207 *throws up hands*

Unbelievable the idiocy sometimes.

Facts? What facts? Just make shit up as I go.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:32 AM (gW5Vg)

208 Oh, this is rich - story at Drudge:

"White House unveils plan to fight antibiotic-resistant germs:
The White House's overall goal is to prevent and contain outbreaks of
infections at home and abroad...




What a fabulous idea! How about you start by *not* escorting illegals into all fifty states, distributing all sorts of not-seen-in-years or even ever diseases into numerous communities?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 11:32 AM (TLTHv)

209 Gloom is ALWAYS better than happy when it comes to art.
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Next up : 'The Scream'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 11:32 AM (l1zOH)

210 @203


That's how I see it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:32 AM (0FSuD)

211 Was Hans really a flight attendant?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 11:32 AM (b4JMJ)

212 This whole pilot is gay thing is dumb. Zero proof. Zero

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:33 AM (zOTsN)

213 Captain Pat took an axe to the door.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 11:34 AM (b4JMJ)

214

Let's get pinicoidal!
http://is.gd/PJlqSp
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 11:30 AM (/kI1Q)



I like pinicoidal. And getting caught in the rain.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 27, 2015 11:34 AM (vgIRn)

215 Michael Sam tells foxsports that he isn't the only gay person in the NFL. Bitch, you are on dancing with the stars which has loads of gay people. You aren't in the NFL.

Posted by: NCKate at March 27, 2015 11:34 AM (d9/Gm)

216 All German guys look gay and wear womanly clothing.
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http://tinyurl.com/b5v3l22

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 11:34 AM (l1zOH)

217 Gloom is ALWAYS better than happy when it comes to art.

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Next up : 'The Scream'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 11:32 AM (l1zOH)


Maybe with something by The Cure playing in the background.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2015 11:34 AM (TOk1P)

218 212
This whole pilot is gay thing is dumb. Zero proof. Zero

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:33 AM (zOTsN)

We will see. Even if he was, I doubt PC media will say much about it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:34 AM (0FSuD)

219 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:31 AM (zOTsN)

Yes, i understand the history.

My point is none of this should be our problem. Let Saddam take Kuwait and murder the Kurds.

Why do I care?

Maybe our home brewed fracking revolution would have happened decades ago if there was real economic pressure due to middle east oil interruptions. I don't know.

But during the Suez Canal crises we basically told the Brits and the French to go fuck themselves and that we were going to run shit in the ME. That was a huge mistake, and we've had hundreds of off-ramps since then, but we continue to stay involved in this tribal / religious bullshit that has been a staple of the middle east since the beginning of civilization.


And we get NOTHING out of it other "stability" in the oil market, which clearly does not exist if you've watched the price of a gallon of gasoline over the last 20 years.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:35 AM (AkOaV)

220 Goldengate Bridge photo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 11:35 AM (b4JMJ)

221 So Obama's five year plan to fight drug resistant germs is to reduce the unnecessary use (and expense the government has to pay) of antibiotics?

Posted by: CarlP32 at March 27, 2015 11:35 AM (gKx+H)

222 Zero proof. Zero

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:33 AM (zOTsN)



Hahahahahaha. Like that matters.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:35 AM (gW5Vg)

223
It's going to be 90 today. I hate it. I love cloudy and rainy (fat chance) days. They are rare.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 11:35 AM (iQIUe)

224 Who has snow?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 11:36 AM (iQIUe)

225 All German guys look gay and wear womanly clothing.



I don't think that proves anything.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:31 AM (AkOaV)


You're right. Most German dudes have sex with each other too. Even the ones who aren't gay.


Doesn't prove anything.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2015 11:36 AM (TOk1P)

226 Gee, a picture of snow. Like we don't know what snow looks like.

Any pictures of sunny beaches with half-naked Tahitian women byPaul Gauguin?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2015 11:36 AM (iAUf+)

227
It's not really cleavage unless a kitteh or puppeh is stuffed in it.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 11:36 AM (iQIUe)

228 216 All German guys look gay and wear womanly clothing.
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http://tinyurl.com/b5v3l22
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 11:34 AM (l1zOH)

"Do you want to touch my monkey?"

Posted by: MikeH at March 27, 2015 11:37 AM (ZdA3v)

229
@195 Gloom is ALWAYS better than happy when it comes to art.
Always.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2015 11:27 AM (TOk1P)

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Bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Kincaid at March 27, 2015 11:37 AM (xkSSa)

230 226 We know what those look like also.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 11:37 AM (b4JMJ)

231 @iowahawkblog - very interesting last few tweets.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 27, 2015 11:37 AM (BZAd3)

232 Spot the cleavage? http://tinyurl.com/qbm7qrv

Some vintage cleavage
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/selection-du-weekend-37-42.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 11:37 AM (KJLsF)

233 @220

NY Slime pic today.


I don't if all US Air Flight Stewards are ghey, but I wouldn't take a bet on it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:38 AM (0FSuD)

234 We cared about Kuwait because Saudi knew they were next. Fracking tech did not exist 25 years ago. Saddam would have controlled the bulk of the worlds oil supply


Those were the facts at the time, you have no time machine. You cannot change the realities of the time

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:38 AM (zOTsN)

235
This whole pilot is gay thing is dumb. Zero proof. Zero

Everything is teh fagz to Nip Sip except when he's talking about black guys' 20" dicks which isn't the tiniest bit ghey.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 11:38 AM (JtwS4)

236 >>So Obama's five year plan to fight drug resistant germs is to reduce the
unnecessary use (and expense the government has to pay) of antibiotics?

Yep. And to have the FDA to continue to encourage many
drug companies to phase out the use of antibiotics used for animal
growth promotion.

But he's selling this as a virtue instead of reducing medical costs and doing the work for activists re: livestock.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 11:38 AM (TLTHv)

237 From the sidebar:

Michael Crowley: Obama's Mideast 'free fall'
As Jon Stewart said last night, we're punching ourselves in the dick.


Oh, my. That's coming awfully close to sounding like criticism of the God King--which, as Bill Maher notes, is totally racist. Did he follow up with a non-sequitur about Boosh?

Posted by: Big McLargehuge at March 27, 2015 11:38 AM (u9OP6)

238 The composition of this painting reveals the thematic struggles central to the New Zoo Revue. The large dominant building to the left clearly symbolizes Charlie the Owl, the intellectual powerhouse of the Revue. The small shadow in the center is Freddie the Frog, small and dark and shrubbery-like, symbolizing his shit-for-brains and weak mindedness. The dim light in the window on the right is shy Henrietta Hippo. Of course the two larger brightly lit windows symbolize Doug and Emmy Jo, screwing like rabbits, bright and happy, oblivious to the snow outside.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 27, 2015 11:39 AM (1CFbI)

239 Holy fishnets Batman!

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/selection-du-weekend-37-43.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 11:40 AM (KJLsF)

240 You can even see the gang rape taking place through the upstairs windows!

Posted by: Sabrina Ruben Erdely at March 27, 2015 11:40 AM (2ap0X)

241 Everything is teh fagz to Nip Sip except when he's talking about black guys' 20" dicks which isn't the tiniest bit ghey.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 11:38 AM (JtwS4)

ha ha. I thought about Phil "The Pony" Ford last night while UNC was losing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:40 AM (0FSuD)

242 @195 Gloom is ALWAYS better than happy when it comes to art.
Always.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2015 11:27 AM (TOk1P)

----------------------------

Bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Kincaid at March 27, 2015 11:37 AM (xkSSa)


Yeesh! Sorry Tom, no need to get all enraged over it. Go to your happy place.

http://alienartisan.deviantart.com/gallery/?rnrd=88000

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2015 11:41 AM (TOk1P)

243 Fact should matter

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:42 AM (zOTsN)

244 243 Fact should matter

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:42 AM (zOTsN)



OMG, did you see that pic of facts in front of the Statue of Liberty??? You know who lives in NYC??? GAY PEOPLE. Facts are totally gay.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 27, 2015 11:44 AM (gW5Vg)

245 You can even see the gang rape taking place through the upstairs windows!
Posted by: Sabrina Ruben Erdely

Preach it sister!

Posted by: Sen Gilligan (Dumbass- NY) at March 27, 2015 11:44 AM (Spluw)

246 Love it here.

Crisp clean rocky mt air, hot cup of coffee, no other humans for a good 2 miles, my shepherd lookin at me like "what we gonna do today dad?" and the Zac Brown band playin "Chicked Fried" on the radio.

It doesn't get better.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 11:45 AM (x3YFz)

247 Fact should matter

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:42 AM (zOTsN)


Should. But don't.

Posted by: Hands Up/Don't Shoot at March 27, 2015 11:45 AM (TOk1P)

248 Now I want fried chicken.

Damn you.

Posted by: Sen Gilligan (Dumbass- NY) at March 27, 2015 11:45 AM (Spluw)

249 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:38 AM (zOTsN)

You're missing the point. You know who needed the oil more than we did? Europe and Asia.

I don't remember Sweden and Japan sending troops to Saudi Arabia to defend against Saddam.

So why did we? We get / got very little oil from the middle east. Most of our oil comes from the US, Canada, Venezuela, and Mexico. Europe and Asia rely heavily on the middle east.

We don't have colonies in the ME, we didn't seize the wells and make them our own. We just decided to get involved for the hell of it.

I think that mindset is wrong and has only lead to further headaches for us.

Also, Saudi + Kuwait + Iraq does not equal the majority of the worlds oil reserves. The Americas alone match those 3 countries' known reserves, not to mention Africa, Asia, and the Russians and all of the unknown reserves suspected to be in the artic regions.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:46 AM (AkOaV)

250 Actress Drea de Matteo and other celebrities mourn the loss of their New York City apartments destroyed by blaze

I'm sorry you lost your shit. But it can be replaced from the many millions you have been able to sock away and all the swag you are constantly given. But how about a litle mourning for the people who lost their lives or are who seriously burned?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 11:46 AM (iQIUe)

251 Every time I listen to Perino, I am amazed at her constant equivocating and trying to state both sides while not taking a position.
She's like somebody's new age mom who wants to be so politically correct and balanced that she says nothing.

Like the Bush Whitehouse.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 27, 2015 11:46 AM (PfWwQ)

252 Now I want fried chicken.



Damn you.

Posted by: Sen Gilligan (Dumbass- NY) at March 27, 2015 11:45 AM (Spluw)

heh. who doesnt? well. excepting chickens.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 11:47 AM (x3YFz)

253 It doesn't get better.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 11:45 AM (x3YFz)

I would swap out Kate Upton for the shepherd, but hey, to each his own.....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 11:47 AM (CzJOg)

254 Sounds like this pilot was conflicted about a lot of things.

Why is everyone upset over speculation?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 27, 2015 11:48 AM (A98Xu)

255 Also, fracking tech did exist 25 years ago, and would have been developed more rapidly except it was not cost effective due to the incredibly low price of a barrel of oil.

Had prices gone up to where they are now in the 90s, I have no doubt we would have been fracking in the 90s.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:48 AM (AkOaV)

256 Holy fishnets Batman!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 11:40 AM (KJLsF)


Here's the actress Bebe Daniels in costume as seductress "Satan Synne" in 1921s The Affairs of Anatol:

http://goo.gl/D7SzQC

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2015 11:48 AM (zF6Iw)

257
Every time I listen to Perino, I am amazed at her constant equivocating
and trying to state both sides while not taking a position.

She's like somebody's new age mom who wants to be so politically correct and balanced that she says nothing.



Like the Bush Whitehouse.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 27, 2015 11:46 AM (PfWwQ)


what's that scripture from Revelations, something about neither hot nor cold but lukewarm and God spits you out.

pck a side already. Yeah, we caught her wishy-washyness too.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 11:49 AM (x3YFz)

258 Sounds like this pilot was conflicted about a lot of things.



Why is everyone upset over speculation?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 27, 2015 11:48 AM (A98Xu)


Good question. We still haven't given up on looking for his links to the Tea Party.

Posted by: Your News Media at March 27, 2015 11:49 AM (TOk1P)

259

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:35 AM (AkOaV)


And today we'd like to announce the new North American Energy Treaty.

Canada, Mexico, and the United States have signed a historic agreement that will allow us to stabilize the energy market, so we are no longer held hostage by other Countries State run Energy Companies, and the zealots who sometimes run them

Our current target price of $65 a barrel for oil, will allow fracking to continue... so we build up domestic reserves, wile allowing the market to stabilize.

All energy in or out, of the North American Energy Zone (NAEZ), will be hit with a 100% price tariff... and all oil sold over $65 a barrel, will be taxed at a 50% windfall profit tax.

We know that price fixing is not a normal American idea... we believe in Free Trade.... But the simple fact is that WE are the only ones who are Free in the market.... almost all others are State run Companies, with all the Geo Political implication that come with that.

Thank you, we will now open the floor for question.

Posted by: President BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 11:49 AM (qh617)

260 I would swap out Kate Upton for the shepherd, but hey, to each his own.....


Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 11:47 AM (CzJOg)


Nope. Not me.

A good horse and a good dog are worth more than Kate Upton.

By miles.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 11:50 AM (x3YFz)

261 Good question. We still haven't given up on looking for his links to the Tea Party.
Posted by: Your News Media at March 27, 2015 11:49 AM (TOk1P)

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Who cares? We get blamed for everything. Our shoulders are big.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 27, 2015 11:50 AM (A98Xu)

262 oil imports by country : http://tinyurl.com/39hlhs3

historical data on the right side of the chart

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:50 AM (AkOaV)

263 I would swap out Kate Upton for the shepherd, but hey, to each his own.....
Posted by: 1bulwetweft

Watching a Moron attempting to make Kate Upton fetch a newspaper, priceless. Sad, but priceless.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2015 11:50 AM (Spluw)

264 My new handle you are not considering what the known reserves were 25 years ago, what the existing technologies were, the difficulty of extraction, the costs of extraction, and the effect on world markets

If the rest of the world goes into a depression, so do we.

I am a huge fan of energy independence. But you are applying the tech and knowledge of today and assuming we had the same 25 years ago. We didn't

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:51 AM (zOTsN)

265
A good horse and a good dog are worth more than Kate Upton.
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But, how about a bad dog?

Posted by: Roy at March 27, 2015 11:51 AM (fWLrt)

266 Who cares? We get blamed for everything. Our shoulders are big.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 27, 2015 11:50 AM (A98Xu)


What do you mean by "we?"

Posted by: White Male Privilege at March 27, 2015 11:52 AM (TOk1P)

267 What do you mean by "we?"
Posted by: White Male Privilege at March 27, 2015 11:52 AM (TOk1P)

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good point

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 27, 2015 11:52 AM (A98Xu)

268 Heh heh. Get your schadenboners ready! Today's feel-good story of the day!

http://tinyurl.com/pa4gwxv

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2015 11:52 AM (7ObY1)

269 Watching a Moron attempting to make Kate Upton fetch a newspaper, priceless. Sad, but priceless.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2015 11:50 AM (Spluw)

Watching a dog giving him a blow job funnier.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:52 AM (0FSuD)

270 Anyone have any recommendation for a good data storage service provider? Just PC files backup.

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 11:52 AM (v0/PR)

271 Tomato Andy? Was Andreas Lubitz a Ginger?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 11:53 AM (b4JMJ)

272 Watching a Moron attempting to make Kate Upton fetch a newspaper, priceless. Sad, but priceless.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2015 11:50 AM (Spluw)

Well, she wouldn't get slapped on the *nose* with it...


Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 11:53 AM (H8u6z)

273 But, how about a bad dog?

Posted by: Roy at March 27, 2015 11:51 AM (fWLrt)

trick question. Well, mostly. except for chows. 'em fuckers ain't worth the bullet.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 11:53 AM (x3YFz)

274 239 Holy fishnets Batman!

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/selection-du-weekend-37-43.jpg


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 11:40 AM (KJLsF)


/in his best Eddy Izzard imitation...

thatsa very niccceee....

Posted by: President BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 11:53 AM (qh617)

275 You're missing the point. You know who needed the oil more than we did? Europe and Asia.



I don't remember Sweden and Japan sending troops to Saudi Arabia to defend against Saddam.



So why did we? We get / got very little oil from the middle east.


For the same reason we cared about Europe in 1941, Germany in 1948-49, and Korea in 1951. We are not an island. Well, we sort of are, a very big one, but you get the point. Bad things that happen in one place affect other places, including us.

Posted by: The Iranian Inquisition, totally unexpected at March 27, 2015 11:53 AM (YXmuI)

276 A good horse and a good dog are worth more than Kate Upton.

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But, how about a bad dog?

Posted by: Roy at March 27, 2015 11:51 AM (fWLrt)


Even better! Bad dogs need to be spanked.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2015 11:53 AM (TOk1P)

277 @268


Chic Fil a takes food stamps!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:54 AM (0FSuD)

278 268 Heh heh. Get your schadenboners ready! Today's feel-good story of the day!

http://tinyurl.com/pa4gwxv

Posted by: Citizen X at March 27, 2015 11:52 AM (7ObY1)

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I encourage you to check out his book and the reviews. Hilarious.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 27, 2015 11:54 AM (A98Xu)

279 Anyone have any recommendation for a good data storage service provider? Just PC files backup.


Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 11:52 AM (v0/PR)


any flash drive and windows backup/restore?

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 11:54 AM (x3YFz)

280 Sitting here in nice snowcovered Oslo. Nice pic.

By the way, since Hotair is subscribers only in comments: Do you guys really think, strategicaly, that Ted Cruz has a shot at becoming the next President? Given demografics and so on? I read Hot Air a lot, and the commenters there are building a bubble a lot like a certain presidential election night it seems to me.
Nevermind the politics, he is basically percieved as a proponent of civil war.

Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 11:54 AM (70lOl)

281 MPPPP looks like she was trying to summon Cthulhu or order sushi.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 11:54 AM (KJLsF)

282 under the heading of "No shit, Sherlock" news is the sidebar Politico article saying the administrations ME policy is in "freefall".

The article doesn't go far enough: world peace is in freefall; the economy is in freefall; civilization itself is merely 'endangered' and not yet in feefall, but we're getting there.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 11:55 AM (FCsIb)

283 Unbelievable:

deray mckesson @deray
Lubitz killed white people. White lives are sacrificed to keep the sway of white supremacy intact. Now, that's something y'all.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 11:55 AM (iQIUe)

284 Today's feel-good story of the day!

I don't feel good about the labor of decent people being confiscated to feed that piece of shit. Sorry.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 11:55 AM (/kI1Q)

285 Anyone have any recommendation for a good data storage service provider? Just PC files backup.


Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 11:52 AM (v0/PR)


I thought that's what external hard drives are for.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2015 11:55 AM (TOk1P)

286 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:51 AM (zOTsN)

I'm not trying to.

My point is that these problems don't have to be OUR problems and that we've involved ourselves in an unsolvable mess in the middle east.

And if the point was to keep oil prices steady, well... defending Kuwait did not stabilize world oil prices, they have sky rocketed since the early 1990s. And continued to after our invasion of Iraq in 2004 or whatever.

And it turns out that sky rocketing oil prices actually meant we'd be developing a lot more oil domestically, which has been the over arching goal of our "national energy policy" since the 70s.

So all of our middle eastern interventions -- if you assume the goal was to stabilize the world market for oil -- have not only done the opposite of what they said they would (keep oil dirt cheap), but have hindered our own ability to develop our own reserves by using fracking (which again, has existed for decades. It was just never cost effective until recently.)

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:56 AM (AkOaV)

287 Moochie on BS World Tour.


Want to bet her mother is also on the plane

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 11:56 AM (0FSuD)

288 he is basically percieved as a proponent of civil war.

Heh.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 11:57 AM (evdj2)

289 281
MPPPP looks like she was trying to summon Cthulhu or order sushi.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 11:54 AM (KJLsF)

Ich. I'll take Cthulhu FTW.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 11:57 AM (CzJOg)

290
under the heading of "No shit, Sherlock" news is the sidebar Politico
article saying the administrations ME policy is in "freefall".



The article doesn't go far enough: world peace is in freefall; the
economy is in freefall; civilization itself is merely 'endangered' and
not yet in feefall, but we're getting there.





Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 11:55 AM (FCsIb)


This state department should be issued football helmets and pictures of the short bus so they can properly recognize it when they see it to get to work.


Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 11:57 AM (x3YFz)

291 My mideast policy is not in free fall. All is proceeding according to plan.

Posted by: barack obama at March 27, 2015 11:57 AM (1H7UZ)

292 My new handle good chart. Historical data starts from 1993. Desert Storm was 1990

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:57 AM (zOTsN)

293 "Also, fracking tech did exist 25 years ago, and would have been developed more rapidly except it was not cost effective due to the incredibly low price of a barrel of oil."



Just reading the other day about some fracking they did in NM in the 60's/70's.......with an underground nuke.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 11:57 AM (LA7Cm)

294 he is basically percieved as a proponent of civil war.
Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 11:54 AM (70lOl)

Perceived by whom? I've never gotten that perception.

And yes, of course he has a shot.

He's not my #1 pick, but I'd say his chances are as good as anyone elses at this point.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:58 AM (AkOaV)

295 Sniffs offending web site.
"Nope, no smoke. But ... what's that smell coming out of that Barrel!"
Gags repeatedly then collapses.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at March 27, 2015 11:58 AM (uPxUo)

296 In the '60s they set off a nuke in a salt dome in MS.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 11:59 AM (KJLsF)

297 Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 11:54 AM (70lOl)

It will depend on two things...

His eloquence... and if he can bypass the Media by using new technologies like You tube to spread his message without MSM reinterpretation.

We are due for someone to take on the press... the Press has such low levels of trust from voters (as per polls)... that it could actually turn into a Positive if done correctly.

see... #gamergate...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 11:59 AM (qh617)

298 any flash drive and windows backup/restore?


Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 11:54 AM (x3YFz)

I wanted something more automatic and offsite.

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 11:59 AM (v0/PR)

299 Drudge has a classic shot of Hairy the Pederast up, bruised and beaten. Don't you wonder who he pissed off?

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 11:59 AM (FCsIb)

300 So all of our middle eastern interventions -- if you assume the goal was
to stabilize the world market for oil -- have not only done the
opposite of what they said they would (keep oil dirt cheap), but have
hindered our own ability to develop our own reserves by using fracking
(which again, has existed for decades. It was just never cost effective
until recently.)


No, at the end of 2007 the ME was looking pretty good. Iraq was stable, Iran was boxed in, many new semi-democratic regimes were on the cusp of being born, including a possible one in Iran, etc. For some reason, starting in 2008, it all went south. What could it have been?

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2015 12:00 PM (YXmuI)

301 OK, I waited till noon to have first wine. Small steps and it is Friday.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:00 PM (0FSuD)

302 I met a couple dudes who were FSOs and they got vagina-hurt when I informed them they were worthless.

They were all "We do good work and no one appreciates us! There's good FSOs"

and all I heard was "blah blah fail blah fail blah"

Mission First. And yer fuckin it up.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 12:00 PM (x3YFz)

303 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 11:57 AM (zOTsN)

Yeah... the historical import data cost back to the '80s, but the per country break down only goes back to the early '90s.

I couldnt find any data broken out by country earlier than that on my google machine, I'm sorry. It may not exist.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:00 PM (AkOaV)

304 Off-site?

There is always Google and the NSA. Both think your data is their property.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:01 PM (KJLsF)

305 290
under the heading of "No shit, Sherlock" news is the sidebar Politico
article saying the administrations ME policy is in "freefall".



The article doesn't go far enough: world peace is in freefall; the
economy is in freefall; civilization itself is merely 'endangered' and
not yet in feefall, but we're getting there.





Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 11:55 AM (FCsIb)


This state department should be issued football helmets and pictures of the short bus so they can properly recognize it when they see it to get to work.




Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 11:57 AM (x3YFz)


which is surprising from Politico... as it has come to light that they got $430,000 last year, from US Government contracts....

Yes.. he US Government agencies give the that amount for their 'unbiased' coverage....

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 12:01 PM (qh617)

306 299
Drudge has a classic shot of Hairy the Pederast up, bruised and beaten. Don't you wonder who he pissed off?

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 11:59 AM (FCsIb)

US

Posted by: The American Public at March 27, 2015 12:02 PM (0FSuD)

307 Posted by: pep at March 27, 2015 12:00 PM (YXmuI)

Obama was sworn in in 09.

Also, here's a chart of oil prices. See how stabilized we've managed to keep them?

http://tinyurl.com/lo4y8tv

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:02 PM (AkOaV)

308 Bubblegum and boobehs

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/selection-du-weekend-37-33.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:02 PM (KJLsF)

309 What's black and white and black and white and black and white?


*****

Sister Mary Lou Retton

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 27, 2015 12:03 PM (NeFrd)

310 "Don't you wonder who he pissed off?"


No, you misunderstand. It was an accident. At home. Rubber band thingy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 12:03 PM (LA7Cm)

311 299 Drudge has a classic shot of Hairy the Pederast up, bruised and beaten. Don't you wonder who he pissed off?

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 11:59 AM (FCsIb)


No one told me that damn 8 year old had taken Karate lessons...

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 27, 2015 12:03 PM (qh617)

312 As long as we are rewriting history let's go big. Iraq invades Kuwait. We do nothing. So Iraq invades Saudi and Qatar. Iraq was already big buddies withheld Venezuela. So now Saddam basically controls OPEC oil. He really was never very learned in economics. So he proceeds to wreck havoc with the price of oil. Punish the west or something. Europe goes in the shitter, and takes us with them. Horrible economics produce horrible wars. You cannot always avoid war. I think we were screwed either way

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:03 PM (zOTsN)

313 "We are due for someone to take on the press... the Press has such low levels of trust from voters (as per polls)... that it could actually turn into a Positive if done correctly. see... #gamergate..."

Lol, you see Gamergate as a win for the conservatives? Im sorry, but you forget that there is two generations of voters that predate the internets, and thateven among the new millenials who are not libruls there is a very strong sense of wanting decency of disourse now. Not Gamergate. That was a fucking exercise in echochambering.

Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 12:04 PM (70lOl)

314
The judges in Rome were suppose to announce a verdict in the Amanda Knox case at 5pm. It is now 5:03. They are going to draw this out for effin forever. Ridiculous.

Italy= A nation of regine dramma.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 27, 2015 12:04 PM (iQIUe)

315 @308


I believe that's illegal, unless you are a Saudi King

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:04 PM (0FSuD)

316 Hi grey box people, is ColdBeer/Slapweasel here? Anyone seen the guy this morning?

Posted by: L, Elle at March 27, 2015 12:04 PM (W4LFA)

317 brb. 160 SOAR is playing in my backyard and I need to morse "ARMY IS GAY" with my flashlight.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 12:05 PM (x3YFz)

318 jwest, simple.

Republicans are not conservative.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 27, 2015 12:05 PM (V70Uh)

319 Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 12:04 PM (70lOl)

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 27, 2015 12:05 PM (qh617)

320 Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 12:04 PM (70lOl)

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 27, 2015 12:05 PM (qh617)

321 Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 12:04 PM (70lOl)

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 27, 2015 12:05 PM (qh617)

322 I hope they have the launch codes ready. Italy should be annihilated if they file extradition papers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:05 PM (b4JMJ)

323 Anyone have any recommendation for a good data storage service provider? Just PC files backup.



A removable hard drive. Something you control. Why trust a stranger?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:06 PM (7DCTd)

324 Why nuke Italy?

Gaylord should be reincarnated as a taxi driver in Rome.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:06 PM (KJLsF)

325 ....and I just hosed out the barrel.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 12:06 PM (x3YFz)

326 he is basically percieved as a proponent of civil war. Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 11:54 AM (70lOl)

Perceived by whom? I've never gotten that perception.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 11:58 AM (AkOaV)


I suspect it's because he's from Texas, which continues to be insufficiently deferential to the Mocha Messiah and his imperial federal government. Wanting power to be returned to the states is code for "civil war," you know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2015 12:06 PM (zF6Iw)

327 http://bit.ly/1NixTUn


http://bit.ly/1H674zd

http://bit.ly/1BzpFzY

Mwahaha.

Mwahahahahahahaha.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

My plan has finally come to fruition!

The infection shall spread uncontrollably!

THE POWER OF JAZZ HANDS SHALL COMPEL THE HORDE!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 12:07 PM (mf5HN)

328 No, you misunderstand. It was an accident. At home. Rubber band thingy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 12:03 PM (LA7Cm)
==========================

Yeah, well, its looks like the rubber band thingee was left handed and used a bat.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 12:07 PM (FCsIb)

329 @317. Had to google 160 SOAR up. Look like bad asses.




http://tinyurl.com/omdebmc

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:07 PM (0FSuD)

330 307
Posted by: pep at March 27, 2015 12:00 PM (YXmuI)


Obama was sworn in in 09.
Posted by: mynewhandle


Yeah, that occurred to me after posting. Doesn't change the underlying point, though.

Also, here's a chart of oil prices. See how stabilized we've managed to keep them?

You seem to assume that they'd have stayed stable absent our intervention. That's a big assumption. The most important thing in stabilizing oil prices, after supply, is the dependability of the supply.

The ME is not a dependable place. I see no evidence that we destabilized it, and plenty that we stabilized it.

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2015 12:07 PM (YXmuI)

331 Watching a Moron attempting to make Kate Upton fetch a newspaper a dog wear a Warrior Princess outfit, priceless. Sad, but priceless.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 27, 2015 12:08 PM (WxYKp)

332 Question: Does disliking Obama's lying, Marxist-Leninist white half qualify somebody as a racist?

Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at March 27, 2015 12:08 PM (NP0hp)

333 *imagines AlextheChick as Tank Girl quite easily*

But instead of Rippers, Raptors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:08 PM (KJLsF)

334 Whoever asked me about "percieved by who"? Almost every rational working guy over 35, is my guess. Hes the candidate for the one dumbass at work, the one who has a southern flag on his car and shotgunrack. And a whole lot of internet-snarkers. Wich is fine fine people, but not exactly the guys you want to vote with for Supreme Commander.

Im always a little surprised that no candidates seem to learn actual military strategy and tactics, and the language that follows properly. When they speak it, it sounds totaly lame.

Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (70lOl)

335 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:03 PM (zOTsN)

Possibly.

And I'm not saying no one should have done anything, just that it's not OUR problem.

European countries have militaries. So do other middle eastern countries.

But you brought up gulf war one, my original point was with gulf war two.

My overall point is that any time there is a problem in the world, everyone expects us to try to fix it. With my money. And because government sucks at everything, we never manage to fix anything, just waste a ton of money on an ungrateful world that sits around in coffee shops bitching about american imperialism.

So maybe it's wiser and more prudent to let the middle east figure its own shit out without us getting involved. The best case scenario for us is that the British or French go back in to colonial mode. But that has never been the character of our country, and we SUCK at it. We are horrible occupiers. Which is fine. Let someone else worry about it, or let the backwards desert dwellers figure it out on their own.

I'm sick of wasting american blood and money on intractable problems and getting nothing but grief about it.

...And all of this meddling comes out of a Wilsonian idea of US foreign policy, where we use our military to influence world events to create a worldwide progressive utopia. This is not conservatism. It's progressivism. Which is why the biggest backers of these wars are always the progressive foreign policy "experts" who are wrong on just about every prediction they make.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (AkOaV)

336 Ok, so the consensus seems to be 'do it yourself'. Off to look for external hard drives.

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (v0/PR)

337 Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 12:07 PM (mf5HN)
==================

WTF? Gina Gershon was dressed in that photo. Totally unacceptable.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (FCsIb)

338 Question: Does disliking Obama's lying, Marxist-Leninist white half qualify somebody as a racist?

Related. Interesting read.
http://is.gd/nJaQUw

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (/kI1Q)

339 As an aside even tho venezuela produces oil, it's of pretty poor quality and requires more refining

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (zOTsN)

340 332
Question: Does disliking Obama's lying, Marxist-Leninist white half qualify somebody as a racist?



Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at March 27, 2015 12:08 PM (NP0hp)

You mean like his mother in law?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (0FSuD)

341 321 Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 12:04 PM (70lOl)

Gamersgate was not a win for Conservatives... it had nothing to DO with conservatives...

It was blowback against Press manipulation... it was Anti PRESS... not pro CONSERVATIVE.... it was Anti Social Justice Warrior... some of whom ARE Conservatives...

This is where conservatives screw up... they see everything as Pro or Anti Conservative... everything must be placed in that box...

Its like Blacks seeing everything in terms of Race... they miss all the OTHER issues...

Gamersgate showed that people are tired of the PRESS, and its shenanigans... and my point was that they sentiment could be used by Cruz if done correctly.

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 12:10 PM (qh617)

342 90% of the refineries that can handle the high sulfur oil Venezuela produces are in the US. IIRC.

Not checked in awhile, has Venezuela started to use their currency as a substitute for toilet paper yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:11 PM (KJLsF)

343 Yeah, well, its looks like the rubber band thingee was left handed and used a bat.


Ol' Tony Two Toes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:11 PM (7DCTd)

344 Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (70lOl)

Yeah, whatever. Your concern is duly noted.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 27, 2015 12:11 PM (0HooB)

345 Ok, so the consensus seems to be 'do it yourself'. Off to look for external hard drives.


Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (v0/PR)


it's easier than it looks. Flash drives are dirt cheap.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 12:11 PM (x3YFz)

346 I have about three external hard drives. They keep getting cheaper and increasing what they will hold.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:11 PM (b4JMJ)

347 All trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 12:11 PM (evdj2)

348 You cannot separate gulf war one and gulf war two. They are Siamese twins. We never left. Any one who tells you anything different is a fucking liar

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:11 PM (zOTsN)

349 WTF? Gina Gershon was dressed in that photo. Totally unacceptable.
Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (FCsIb)



Like I'm pleased enough with the Horde at the moment to give all y'all the good Gershon pics.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 12:12 PM (mf5HN)

350 345
Ok, so the consensus seems to be 'do it yourself'. Off to look for external hard drives.




Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (v0/PR)

Just use Amazon link. Ace gets a cut.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:12 PM (0FSuD)

351 Only Ted Cruz can restore America!

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:12 PM (42Z/S)

352 I'm sick of wasting american blood and money on intractable problems and getting nothing but grief about it.


Who isn't. Life is hard and sometimes there are no good choices, just less bad ones.


...And all of this meddling comes out of a Wilsonian idea of US
foreign policy, where we use our military to influence world events to
create a worldwide progressive utopia.


There is an middle ground between "the world's policeman" and Charles Lindbergh / Rand Paul isolationist.

This is not conservatism. It's
progressivism. Which is why the biggest backers of these wars are always
the progressive foreign policy "experts" who are wrong on just about
every prediction they make.


No, progressives want us to withdraw from the world so they can spend the money on bribes for the FSA.

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2015 12:12 PM (YXmuI)

353 Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (AkOaV)


Is there a chart available showing oil prices in Inflation adjusted dollars???

Because a $30 barrel of oil, in the 70's, I'd bet would be about twice the real dollar cost of a $30 barrel of oil today...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 12:13 PM (qh617)

354 Posted by: Harry Reid at March 27, 2015 12:05 PM (qh617)

Harry finally got his 3-way?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 27, 2015 12:13 PM (H8u6z)

355 it's easier than it looks. Flash drives are dirt cheap.


And external multi terabyte hard drives are pretty cheap too.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:13 PM (7DCTd)

356 Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (70lOl)

Huh.

How strange.

I've never heard that before, and I know many rational working people over 35, and have yet to see any of them driving cars with "southern flags" on the back.

Nor do I know what a 'supreme commander' is. Sounds European.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:13 PM (AkOaV)

357 Yeah, well, its looks like the rubber band thingee was left handed and used a bat."



Heh.

The Vegas crew was trying to deliver a message and ol' Harry wasn't understanding. So, out comes the ol' Board of Education.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 12:14 PM (LA7Cm)

358 OK, blood returning to body. Time for another glass of wine.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:14 PM (0FSuD)

359 Like I'm pleased enough with the Horde at the moment to give all y'all the good Gershon pics.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 12:12 PM (mf5HN)
====================

Ooooh, I like the sound of that. Please?

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 12:14 PM (FCsIb)

360 "So maybe it's wiser and more prudent to let the middle east figure its own shit out without us getting involved. The best case scenario for us is that the British or French go back in to colonial mode. "

As a norwegian "veteran", meaning I served my draft, and since I know several european military folks as well as a few US, I think that is not ever going to happen again, unless there is a major change and a general mobilisation. A lot of us mil folks in Europe curse NATOs Out of Area strategy of specialisation these days...

Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 12:14 PM (70lOl)

361 Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 12:13 PM (qh617)

http://tinyurl.com/lo4y8tv

You can select "real" or "nominal"

Nominal is the default.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:14 PM (AkOaV)

362 Speaking of isolationism.

Received my first beggar letter from Rand Paul yesterday. Since I had previously donated to national right to work legislation Sen Paul now has my name. Great.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2015 12:14 PM (l1zOH)

363 334
Ted Cruz is fighting for us real Americans. He will save this nation and restore it back to sanity.

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:15 PM (42Z/S)

364 "Like I'm pleased enough with the Horde at the moment to give all y'all the good Gershon pics.
"

What did we do this time?
Just got back from the store, and made one comment.

Fine....
Just fine.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 27, 2015 12:15 PM (WxYKp)

365 We're still using less than half the gasoline we did in 2007.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:15 PM (b4JMJ)

366 The old isolationists believed the world was a dirty place that soiled us. The new ones believe the reverse.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 12:15 PM (evdj2)

367 The French can launch one expedition like Mali, and have those covered, but they get out again, smart as they are.

Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 12:15 PM (70lOl)

368 Had to google 160 SOAR up. Look like bad asses.




http://tinyurl.com/omdebmc


Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:07 PM (0FSuD)


they come out to play with 10th group. Good critters.

They fly right over my property off to make things explode and I make it a habit of waving, or moving rocks around to spell various messages of motivation ; )

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 12:15 PM (x3YFz)

369 If you think the French left the ME you are mistaken.

As for occupation we did a great job with Japan and Germany. But the ME is not them.

I think sometimes you can only hope to contain a problem, not eliminate it.

I am no Wilsonian. But I am not a Paulbot

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:15 PM (zOTsN)

370 Piss off, Joe.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 12:15 PM (evdj2)

371
[I stuff potatoes up my ass.]

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:16 PM (42Z/S)

372 Posted by: Fnord at March 27, 2015 12:14 PM (70lOl)

... Any chance you're a Russian national hired to jump in to american political comments and pretend to be someone other than a Russian?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:16 PM (AkOaV)

373 Nor do I know what a 'supreme commander' is. Sounds European.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:13 PM (AkOaV)


Hmmm..... Hydra?

Posted by: GI Joe at March 27, 2015 12:16 PM (qh617)

374 Another ancient human version of a prairie dog colony has been found in Turkey
http://tinyurl.com/qyohlaj

No comment from the Anasazi.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:16 PM (KJLsF)

375 Whoever asked me about "percieved by who"? Almost every rational working guy over 35, is my guess. Hes the candidate for the one dumbass at work, the one who has a southern flag on his car and shotgunrack. And a whole lot of internet-snarkers. Wich is fine fine people, but not exactly the guys you want to vote with for Supreme Commander.

You have a gift for comedy writing, my friend. Keep at it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2015 12:17 PM (zF6Iw)

376 it's easier than it looks. Flash drives are dirt cheap.


Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 12:11 PM (x3YFz)

Yeah, they are and I've used them but it would just require too many.
Ok, question now re external drive....Seagate, WD, or ?

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 12:17 PM (v0/PR)

377 Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:09 PM (AkOaV)

Bravo !

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2015 12:17 PM (W5DcG)

378 Were I granted the hammer, I would be cruel but fair.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 12:17 PM (evdj2)

379 US Energy Information Administration.
US Total Gasoline Retail Sales by Refiners.
http://tinyurl.com/7rdzt77

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:17 PM (b4JMJ)

380 @360
It is America's duty to police the world. We must spread democracy to unenlightened people.

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:17 PM (42Z/S)

381 "Like I'm pleased enough with the Horde at the moment to give all y'all the good Gershon pics."



What did we do this time?
Just got back from the store, and made one comment.


For some reason, we are getting Frank Gorshin pics.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:17 PM (7DCTd)

382 Ted Cruz is da debil!

Posted by: Fnord me, Fnord me right in my Fnord-hole at March 27, 2015 12:17 PM (8GKDa)

383 They fly right over my property off to make things
explode and I make it a habit of waving, or moving rocks around to spell
various messages of motivation ; )


Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 12:15 PM (x3YFz)

So have you thought about asking your wife to flash em?


No bad idea, they would never leave, ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:18 PM (0FSuD)

384 I see a glory hole is missing it's Joe this morning.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 12:18 PM (evdj2)

385 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:15 PM (zOTsN)

I'm referring to the Suez Canal Crisis bullshit back in the 50s where we threatened to destroy the british pound by calling in war bonds if they did not listen to us.

The French and the Brits said, "okay, fuck you very much. Your problem now." (paraphrasing there).

I pinpoint that as when we originally got ourselves in to this mess in the ME.

Although, I suppose you could go back to the early 1900s when British and American oil companies began to find oil in the ME / North Africa.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:18 PM (AkOaV)

386 374
Another ancient human version of a prairie dog colony has been found in Turkey
http://tinyurl.com/qyohlaj

No comment from the Anasazi.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:16 PM (KJLsF)

_______________________
Big deal.

Posted by: Durin at March 27, 2015 12:18 PM (1H7UZ)

387 Methinks there are two hemorrhoid holes loose on this thread

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:19 PM (KJLsF)

388 I think the Mission Accomplished banner was a good example to the MSM of their power. It was a sigh in the background that was probably unnoticed until it was made into a huge deal by the willing press. It inspired them ( IMO) to use that power against Palin and now Cruz, and alternately, to put haloes behind Obama.

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 27, 2015 12:19 PM (zW5rQ)

389 " I see a glory hole is missing it's Joe this morning."


Apparently in Norway.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 12:19 PM (LA7Cm)

390 @369
It is America's duty to ensure freedom and democracy. We must be the world's policeman and get involved in every war.

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:19 PM (42Z/S)

391 We never left after gulf war one. That's the truth. We reduced but we didnt leave

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:19 PM (zOTsN)

392 Vote Tobias Took: Cruel but Fair.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 12:19 PM (evdj2)

393 Ooooh, I like the sound of that. Please?

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 12:14 PM (FCsIb)



Fine. But just the one.

http://bit.ly/1NlMnkE

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 12:20 PM (mf5HN)

394 Methinks there are two hemorrhoid holes loose on this thread

Methinks you are correct. They smell of catpiss and Axelturds, but mostly Axelturds.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 27, 2015 12:20 PM (0HooB)

395 Europe has degraded to the point where it couldn't expand militarily. its budgets are shot to Hell, and its military age populations are plummeting.

I surmise that this one of the reasons Russia is expanding. NATO is in decline, everybody decided that the next great land conflict in Europe was avoided and went on to other things.
So Russia is going back, and this time, there's a vacuum and a shitty US President. AND a European reliance on Russian fuel products.

Russi has some of the advantages that it had when it was the USSR (focused leadership, larger size, continental access) and its foes have been downgrading for decades. And the Atlantic ocean hasn't gotten any smaller.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2015 12:20 PM (Spluw)

396 #Kateurday Open Thread Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/581486722527182848

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/581486994699735041

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/581487281514631168

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/581487428566925313

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2015 12:20 PM (GrXXa)

397 Asia Minor used to be inhabited by civilized human beings before the bastard people savages came.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:20 PM (b4JMJ)

398 Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 12:17 PM (v0/PR)

Flash drive over external any day.

Or if you MUST get an external, make sure its solid state.

Spinning drives tend to fail when left sitting for a long time.

As for brand --- eh, they're all manufactured in the same handful of factories in Thailand and China.

I'm partial to western digital, but if you get a great deal on another brand I'd go for it.

For solid state drives, Samsung and Intel make the best ones... but they're also the most expensive. Any would work fine for what you're trying to do it.

Thumb drive will be cheapest / smallest / least likely to fail option in my opinion though

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:20 PM (AkOaV)

399 Ted Cruz defends the interest of real Americans against the evil hordes and leeches who have infected us.

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:20 PM (42Z/S)

400
380 @360
It is America's duty to police the world. We must spread democracy to unenlightened people.

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:17 PM (42Z/S)
---------------------------
I think Obama would say it's America's duty to allow unenlightened people to colonize us as reparations for the Crusades, as well as help them to destroy other enlightened peoples.

Posted by: Charles Martel at March 27, 2015 12:21 PM (xkSSa)

401 Why has Hector gone racist today? Don't let him on any planes.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 12:21 PM (FCsIb)

402 Ok, question now re external drive....Seagate, WD, or ?
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 12:17 PM (v0/PR)


Chevy or Ford. Pretty much all the same.
Get two drives. Backup to each one. Then you are truly backed up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2015 12:21 PM (W5DcG)

403 >>I think the Mission Accomplished banner was a good example to the MSM of their power. It was a sigh in the background that was probably unnoticed until it was made into a huge deal by the willing press. It inspired them ( IMO) to use that power against Palin and now Cruz, and alternately, to put haloes behind Obama.

It was also a sign made and displayed by the troops on the ship who had indeed completed their mission. The msm twisted it into a Bush thing because that's what they do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2015 12:21 PM (g1DWB)

404 Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2015 12:20 PM (Spluw)

Yeah, but Russia and China have the same demo crises that the west has.

IN fact, the entire world has that problem. Except Muslims.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:21 PM (AkOaV)

405 It is America's duty to ensure freedom and democracy. We must be the world's policeman and get involved in every war.

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:19 PM (42Z/S)


Defending those who can't defend themselves isn't a negative.

If you're being sarcastic, it didn't work.

Posted by: TangoNine at March 27, 2015 12:21 PM (x3YFz)

406
>>>They're going to burn all allies just to make this deal with the Devil Iran.
Now that's some wicked-smaaart diplomacy there, fellas!

It's nice how electing Obama resulted in all these allies loving us so much! Good call, liberals.

Posted by: Lea at March 27, 2015 12:21 PM (lIU4e)

407 Isn't it about time for the ewok to start to stir?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:22 PM (0FSuD)

408 Hector, Hector, Hector. Forgot to take your mental healthsuppositories again, didn't you?

Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 27, 2015 12:22 PM (k8xvx)

409 I don't care about enlightening anyone. but whoever controls the worlds oil controls the worlds economy. You can't wish that away

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:22 PM (zOTsN)

410 When do we get to the three dimensional chess part?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:22 PM (b4JMJ)

411 Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 12:12 PM (mf5HN)

Posting a pic of Dietrich, Imperial One? I offer these for Your delectation:

http://goo.gl/ain7sW

http://goo.gl/5rntBF

http://goo.gl/K4WGxU

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2015 12:22 PM (zF6Iw)

412 Of course, its his usual time! Lunch is over and recess hasn't yet begun so he's got a moment.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 27, 2015 12:22 PM (FCsIb)

413 Grandfather, father, son.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 27, 2015 12:22 PM (evdj2)

414 If we were smart, we would have armed up the Ukrainians and the Poles. Both have large populations, the motivation to halt Russian encroachment, and would be grateful for the qualitative edge given them by Western weaponry. Give them leopard tanks and A-10s.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2015 12:22 PM (Spluw)

415 Hello Dear Horde

My mom has not woken up from her heart surgery yesterday a.m., she often has bad reax to anesthesia, and neuro is closely monitoring EEG but the meds they gave her make a good CT read of the brain an impossibility for a few more hours

Will the morons so inclined please say a prayer for my moms recovery?

Many thanks

Posted by: ginaswo at March 27, 2015 12:23 PM (2EgyQ)

416
399 Ted Cruz defends the interest of real Americans against the evil hordes and leeches who have infected us.

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:20 PM (42Z/S)
-------------------------------------
You mean like the Tsarnaevs? Yeah, nothing evil about them. We should be more like Europe or Australia. Where's our Rotherham? Where's our Charlie Hebdo?

Posted by: Charles Martel at March 27, 2015 12:23 PM (xkSSa)

417 Thumb drive will be cheapest / smallest / least likely to fail option in my opinion though


Any of the horde have opinions on IronKey Encrypted Flash Drives?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:23 PM (7DCTd)

418 Congrats on the Newsmax "Top 50 Conservative Blogs" placement, Ace. Well deserved.

Posted by: creeper at March 27, 2015 12:23 PM (LYIDK)

419 @415

10-4

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:24 PM (0FSuD)

420 gina - Done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2015 12:24 PM (l1zOH)

421 We must get involved with every war.....on the side of terrorists. I have to keep my peace prize polished somehow.

Posted by: I suck the dear leaders dick at March 27, 2015 12:24 PM (Spluw)

422 Will the morons so inclined please say a prayer for my moms recovery?


Prayers up, ginaswo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 27, 2015 12:24 PM (0HooB)

423 Sorry to hear, gina.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 27, 2015 12:24 PM (LA7Cm)

424
@416
Hector would probably say it's a bug, not a feature, that we haven't had those issues. He's your typical knuckle-drugging racist troll with eliminationist fantasies.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 27, 2015 12:24 PM (k8xvx)

425
@416
Hector would probably say it's a bug, not a feature, that we haven't had those issues. He's your typical knuckle-drugging racist troll with eliminationist fantasies.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 27, 2015 12:24 PM (k8xvx)

426 Prayers for your mom

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:24 PM (zOTsN)

427 @409
Ted Cruz will make sure we occupy the Mideast forever. American lives are unimportant as we carry out our scared duty.

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:25 PM (42Z/S)

428 Prayers up ginaswo. Does she have blood pressure problems?

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2015 12:25 PM (v0/PR)

429 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2015 12:22 PM (zF6Iw)

Ohhhh thank you.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 12:25 PM (mf5HN)

430 Those people who were upset at the Mission Accomplished sign on the Carrier must be damn near apoplectic over Obamas declaration of Yemen being a success.

Livid, trembling with indignation....
Right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 27, 2015 12:25 PM (WxYKp)

431 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:19 PM (zOTsN)

True.

And hey, I like your comments on here, sorry if I came off as being a little bit of an asshole here. I just feel strongly on the issue, I lost a few buddies in Iraq, one of whom was barely out of high school.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:25 PM (AkOaV)

432 Get two drives. Backup to each one. Then you are truly backed up.



Eat a pound of cheese. THEN you are truly backed up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:25 PM (7DCTd)

433 Did any of you catch the L1B visa news from this week? Obama has instructed DHS to basically give anyone who applies for an L1 visa, instant approval.

Due to the rampant fraud involved with that visa program, the denial rate increased significantly in the past 5 years. India complained, and of course Obama sided with a foreign country over Americans.

So those of you in IT...get ready to train Rajeev for your job in the not too distant future.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 27, 2015 12:26 PM (0LHZx)

434 It was also a sign made and displayed by the troops on the ship who had indeed completed their mission. The msm twisted it into a Bush thing because that's what they do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2015 12:21 PM (g1DWB)


Absolutely correct. The MSM twisted it and then, utilizing a special kind of stupid that only we on the right seem to be able to find in hired staff, Dana Perino confirmed it.

And she doesn't even realize what she did.

Or that it hurt the right.

So incredibly fucking stupid and she's a pundit for our side.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2015 12:26 PM (9ZZd+)

435 361 Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 12:13 PM (qh617)

http://tinyurl.com/lo4y8tv

You can select "real" or "nominal"

Nominal is the default.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:14 PM (AkOaV)


Hmmm... not sure if I buy their stats...

They show only a 10% change between real and nominal, in the last 10 years... even the low ball government numbers say inflation is much more than that...

And with the world banks and their 12 Trillion or so in Quantitative easing???

/scratches head...

One of the things they taught us in Navy Nuclear Power school, was Number sense... ie looking at a string of numbers and just KNOWING something was wrong... you have to work out the actual math to fix it... but that feeling that you have come to an incorrect answer...

That's the way I feel about that chart....

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 12:26 PM (qh617)

436 He's your typical knuckle-drugging racist troll with fecal elimination ist fantasies.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 27, 2015 12:27 PM (WxYKp)

437 In my painting "Snowy Evening", I've placed 14 Rapey Penguins in the shadows, and one slightly less Rapey Penguin.

Posted by: Georges Lemmen at March 27, 2015 12:27 PM (sH832)

438 Looks like the Saudi have had enough of Obama. They are attacking in Yemen and going to a summit in Cairo.




Egypt has an army of almost 500,000




Shit is starting to get real.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:27 PM (0FSuD)

439 My dear leader is finding ever new ways to fuck up. How bad? Even politico can't hide it anymore.

So I'll whine about a guy running for office next year.

Posted by: I suck the dear leaders dick at March 27, 2015 12:27 PM (Spluw)

440 Prayers sent.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2015 12:27 PM (zF6Iw)

441 @416
Muslims are not bad, after all we must send US troops to protect them in the name of democracy. The leeches are the inferior races that have immigrated here and ruin America.

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:27 PM (42Z/S)

442 Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:23 PM (7DCTd)

Not specifically that brand, but I do know people who swear by encrypted thumb drives.

They're cheap enough, maybe give it a shot, and let us know how it turns out?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:27 PM (AkOaV)

443 I hear you. I didn't think you were an asshole at all. I fact I was thinking how nice to have an adult disagreement with someone about a serious issue and not be called racist etc. plus I really though that chart was useful. I don't want to lose anymore people to these backwards assholes either.

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:28 PM (zOTsN)

444 Mirror Universe Ted Cruz?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:28 PM (b4JMJ)

445 Oh Great Banhammer of Loving Kindness, where is thy whompiness?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 27, 2015 12:29 PM (0HooB)

446 @433
Cruz will put an end to that and ensure jobs are for real Americans only.

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:29 PM (42Z/S)

447 OK what's up with this weather 45 degrees and rain.



Am I stuck in February?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:29 PM (0FSuD)

448 Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:27 PM (0FSuD)

As someone said on twitter recently...

Jordan is attacking Syria
Iran has troops on the ground in Iraq
Saudi Arabia is attacking Yemen
Egypt is attacking Libya
...


Sounds like a Muslim-on-Muslim big time war is shaping up...

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:30 PM (AkOaV)

449 Wonder if Hairy Reid is going to use Babs Boxer to lure small children toward his van as they cruise the streets of Searchlight....perfect pair of washed-up weasels

Posted by: the Searchlight Strangler at March 27, 2015 12:30 PM (fUjxW)

450
425
@416
Hector would probably say it's a bug, not a feature, that we haven't had those issues. He's your typical knuckle-drugging racist troll with eliminationist fantasies.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 27, 2015 12:24 PM (k8xvx)

-------------------------------------------
Ah, sorry, relatively new here. Refusal to engage, check. Obnoxious drive-by's, check. Yep, troll.

Posted by: Charles Martel at March 27, 2015 12:30 PM (xkSSa)

451 Claudette Colbert in that Harlequin outfit, wow.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:30 PM (KJLsF)

452 Will do, Gina

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 27, 2015 12:31 PM (40li+)

453 Sounds like a Muslim-on-Muslim big time war is shaping up...

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:30 PM (AkOaV)

I'd hate that shit. Reminds me of the Iraq v Iran war where Hussein gassed the Iranians into leaving.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:31 PM (0FSuD)

454 So those of you in IT...get ready to train Rajeev for your job in the not too distant future.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 27, 2015 12:26 PM (0LHZx)


Yup.... and most people don't even know what the L1 program is...

It allows a multi national company, to transfer in existing workers, and grants them a visa. They are supposed to have been working for the company for a year... and in the past they were not supposed to displace American workers...

But those limits are pretty much gone...

H1B were for American companies to bring in NEW workers...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 12:31 PM (qh617)

455 I'm old and was in gulf war one. I feel a bit guilty because failure to really clean house in gulf one led to gulf two

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:31 PM (zOTsN)

456 Will the morons so inclined please say a prayer for my moms recovery?

Many thanks
Posted by: ginaswo at March 27, 2015 12:23 PM (2EgyQ)

---------

Yes, absolutely.

Posted by: Stu-22 at March 27, 2015 12:32 PM (vd4oB)

457 Oh Great Banhammer of Loving Kindness, where is thy whompiness?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
-------------------

Oh, it's still around.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, victim of friendly fire at March 27, 2015 12:32 PM (l1zOH)

458 Egypt has an army of almost 500,000




Shit is starting to get real.


Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:27 PM (0FSuD)


And the UN is strangely... silent....

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 12:33 PM (qh617)

459 In case people missed it, Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst's anti-Midas touch continues to bat 1000.

Three Shiite militia groups have quit the siege of Tikrit because the President has loaned the USAF to Iran to bomb VagISIL.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:33 PM (KJLsF)

460 We didn't have near the losses. I feel like two would not have been necessary had we finished the job

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:33 PM (zOTsN)

461 455
I'm old and was in gulf war one. I feel a bit guilty because failure to really clean house in gulf one led to gulf two

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:31 PM (zOTsN)

This was Boosh one's second biggest mistake, his first was the ADA.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:33 PM (0FSuD)

462 Just saw the news that Reid won't be running for re-election.

Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!

Posted by: junior at March 27, 2015 12:34 PM (UWFpX)

463 215 Michael Sam tells foxsports that he isn't the only gay person in the NFL.

Is he dancing with women, or men? If they haven't done so yet, the commie swine at Disney can be counted on to pair him with a man and have all the clapping seals in the audience cheering him on.

Posted by: Your GOPe at March 27, 2015 12:34 PM (hKyl0)

464 Historical trivia: Six of the last eight Presidents have had only daughters, no sons.

Ted Cruz has two daughters. Therefor he has the greatest odds of becoming the next President.

Posted by: Guy Who Loses His Shirt In Vegas, Every Time at March 27, 2015 12:34 PM (xQX/f)

465 Sounds like a Muslim-on-Muslim big time war is shaping up...


ISIS is making too much noise and threatening the stability of the petro-dollar.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:34 PM (7DCTd)

466 Mirror Universe Ted Cruz?


Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:28 PM (b4JMJ)


Heh, yep. The next year and a half is going to be awesome around here. Lots of old nics will come back, lots of new "lifelong Republicans" expressing concern.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2015 12:34 PM (TOk1P)

467 At least every business in America has a Skateboard Ramp now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:34 PM (b4JMJ)

468 OK what's up with this weather 45 degrees and rain.
Am I stuck in February?
Posted by: Nip Sip
--------------

Snow flurries possible here tonight. Temps in the 20's the next two nights.

Global Warming

Posted by: Mike Hammer, victim of friendly fire at March 27, 2015 12:35 PM (l1zOH)

469 So dis guy, Harry Reid, we paid him a visit you know? Seems he got da message.

Posted by: Vito and Tony at March 27, 2015 12:35 PM (wAQA5)

470 My new handle I am really sorry about your buddies

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:35 PM (zOTsN)

471 We had our daily high around dawn. Cold and drizzly.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:35 PM (b4JMJ)

472 Gina
Prayers sent

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 27, 2015 12:36 PM (WxYKp)

473 This was Boosh one's second biggest mistake, his first was the ADA.


Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:33 PM (0FSuD)


The American Dental Association? You're an Anti-Dentite!

Posted by: Cosmo at March 27, 2015 12:36 PM (1H7UZ)

474 So those of you in IT...get ready to train Rajeev for your job in the not too distant future.

We tried that, Rajeev fucked it up so bad they promoted him to management.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2015 12:36 PM (4WhSY)

475 Ted Cruz has two daughters. Therefor he has the greatest odds of becoming the next President.

Posted by: Guy Who Loses His Shirt In Vegas


I have four. Exploratory committee?

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2015 12:36 PM (YXmuI)

476 Historical trivia: Six of the last eight Presidents have had only daughters, no sons.



Ted Cruz has two daughters. Therefor he has the greatest odds of becoming the next President.

Posted by: Guy Who Loses His Shirt In Vegas, Every Time at March 27, 2015 12:34 PM (xQX/f)


By that measure The Huntsman should be our next Prez. He's got the kinds of daughters that any father would be proud to see getting their rear ends licked out on tv.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2015 12:36 PM (TOk1P)

477 I was going to axe if you were going to get any snow.



Just fertilized all the trees. I guess that shit has washed down the creek.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:36 PM (0FSuD)

478 Cruz will make America pure again and only in the interests of the real Americans.

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:37 PM (42Z/S)

479 I'm old and was in gulf war one. I feel a bit guilty because failure to really clean house in gulf one led to gulf two
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:31 PM (zOTsN)



How is that your fault? The political leadership let down the services, not the other way around.

I'm pretty sure that if the various branches had been given free reign to clean house, that house would have been operating room clean.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 12:37 PM (mf5HN)

480 Is he dancing with women, or men? If they haven't done so yet, the commie swine at Disney can be counted on to pair him with a man and have all the clapping seals in the audience cheering him on.

Incredibly, he's dancing with a girl. Thankfully, it's not Karina Smirnoff since he has all the gracefulness of a mountain platypus on the dance floor.

Karina Smirnoff. I'd have to be surgically remove from her because I'd never ever dismount.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 27, 2015 12:37 PM (0HooB)

481 We told him next we do the udder eye.

Posted by: Vito and Tony at March 27, 2015 12:37 PM (wAQA5)

482 Yup.... and most people don't even know what the L1 program is...

It allows a multi national company, to transfer in existing workers, and grants them a visa. They are supposed to have been working for the company for a year... and in the past they were not supposed to displace American workers...

But those limits are pretty much gone...

H1B were for American companies to bring in NEW workers...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 27, 2015 12:31 PM (qh617)

___________

And it gets even worse...

L1 allows spouses to work as well. So Rajeev gets the L1, his wife has a work permit too. So when you read X amount of L1s were issued, it's really 2X number of visas were issued.

Obama also changed the prevailing wage requirement. Used to be on L1 (and H1) you had to pay a foreign worker a prevailing wage. This was abused, but at least there was a preteense of paying American wages. Rajeev replaced the guy making $80K a year and make $40K a year. Now, Rajeev can be paid $15K a year, legally since Obama waied the prevailing wage requirement.

And a final bonus...unlike H1B, there is no limit to the number of L1 visas issued. And there is also no limit to how many times an L1 can be renewed. So it's basically a green card for potentially every human on the planet.

And while we can blame Obama for this, the GOP is full onboard with it.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 27, 2015 12:37 PM (0LHZx)

483 The American Dental Association? You're an Anti-Dentite!


Posted by: Cosmo at March 27, 2015 12:36 PM (1H7UZ)

American Disabilities Act.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:38 PM (0FSuD)

484 The Half Pike Creation Act.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:39 PM (b4JMJ)

485 Nip Sip has never shopped at S-Mart...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:39 PM (KJLsF)

486 I love racial purity, which is why I am a democrat. I love the klan and eugenics

Posted by: I suck the dear leaders dick at March 27, 2015 12:39 PM (Spluw)

487 @482
Cruz will end this and make sure only real Americans have work.

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:39 PM (42Z/S)

488 WTF watches Dancing with the Stars?

This country is getting shittier by the minute.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 27, 2015 12:39 PM (A98Xu)

489 We had very low casualties and had the support of the nation and parades Blah blah blah


These guys had way more casualties, little support back home and none at all in the media and are told not to wear their uniform out and about

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:40 PM (zOTsN)

490 The political leadership let down the services, not the other way around.




This too is the story of the Dems.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:40 PM (7DCTd)

491 New CNN spin on Bergdahl: He was captured while walking to the next base over to report problems with his unit.

Really, whores are morally superior to these clowns, since they are honest about their prostitution.

Posted by: joncelli at March 27, 2015 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

492 OK, back to work.

Have a lovely weekend, everyone.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2015 12:40 PM (zF6Iw)

493 Egypt has an army of almost 500,000

__________

So did Iraq. Meh.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 27, 2015 12:40 PM (0LHZx)

494 485
Nip Sip has never shopped at S-Mart...


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:39 PM (KJLsF)

You mean Wally World? Get drug store stuff there. I do take my pistol when I go.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:41 PM (0FSuD)

495 "This was Boosh one's second biggest mistake, his first was the ADA."

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:33 PM (0FSuD)


It was impossible for Bush not to invade Iraq.

He was the type of person who took the "preserve and protect" thing seriously in the oath of office.

Saddam was already maxed out with sanctions, the UN was calling on the US to back it's proclamations with actions, every security service in the world was confirming Iraq was hiding chemical weapons and trying to reconstitute their nuke program.

Anyone other than Obama in the same circumstances would pull the trigger.

It was the right bet. Iraq was a relatively well educated secular nation and the ideal candidate for a sea change if Saddam was taken out. It appeared that everything was going to work out with the blue finger voting, but mistakes were made and everything fell apart.

However, just because things went to shit afterwards, it doesn't mean the initial call was wrong.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2015 12:41 PM (9ZZd+)

496 [I loves me some potatoes in my ass.]

Posted by: Cruz Control at March 27, 2015 12:41 PM (42Z/S)

497 Any of the horde have opinions on IronKey Encrypted Flash Drives?
Posted by: rickb223

I bought a couple from federal surplus last week. I haven't used them.
However they are marked for XP and Vista only, so if it matters, that is something to ask about before you buy.

Posted by: Lumpy at March 27, 2015 12:41 PM (y/bte)

498 So the Saudis want a nuke because.... Iran.... obamas butt buddy...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 27, 2015 12:41 PM (Bn6aD)

499 475 Ted Cruz has two daughters. Therefor he has the greatest odds of becoming the next President.

Posted by: Guy Who Loses His Shirt In Vegas

I have four. Exploratory committee?

---

Deepest Sympathies.

Posted by: Jenny Has Two Daughters at March 27, 2015 12:41 PM (4WP/Y)

500 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:33 PM (zOTsN)

Some truth in that as well, although we probably would have had to deal with the same mess, just a decade earlier.

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:35 PM (zOTsN)

Thanks. I mean, they knew what they were signing up for, but it's beyond disheartening to see how the whole Iraq situation turned out.

And in a lot of ways, it was predictable. Because we either need to go in on a mission to destroy everything or not go at all. This hearts and minds bullshit is what lead to my buddy driving a humvee over an IED while trying to make friends among the locals. And clearly we didn't do too well winning hearts and minds if you look at what's going on in Iraq and even Afghanistan right now.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:41 PM (AkOaV)

501 We told him next we do the udder eye.
Posted by: Vito and Tony



Why you be h8ting on cows? Anti-dairyists!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:42 PM (7DCTd)

502 Arg big comment eaten

She has low BP tami

My stubborn Irish ginger mom is a wee thing

She scheduled surgery without telling anyone

I will update

Thank you for good thoughts and prayers everyone

Posted by: ginaswo at March 27, 2015 12:42 PM (2EgyQ)

503 I guess that shit has washed down the creek.
Posted by: Nip Sip
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Briar Creek?
*memories*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, victim of friendly fire at March 27, 2015 12:42 PM (l1zOH)

504 Bergdahl is an asshole who got a dozen people killed

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:42 PM (zOTsN)

505 Joncelli, don't forget the Muslim Supporting Media is also reporting that Pretty Boy Bergdahl also tried to escape his Taliban captors 12 different times.

Yeah right. Now you got the Brooklyn Bridge to sell don't you MSM?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:42 PM (KJLsF)

506 Tiny url google image search, Huntsman daughters:

http://tinyurl.com/qhu68t2


SFW... mostly.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2015 12:42 PM (TOk1P)

507 And in a lot of ways, it was predictable. Because we either need to go in on a mission to destroy everything or not go at all. This hearts and minds bullshit is what lead to my buddy driving a humvee over an IED while trying to make friends among the locals. And clearly we didn't do too well winning hearts and minds if you look at what's going on in Iraq and even Afghanistan right now.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:41 PM (AkOaV)

___________

You can't win hearts and minds in the 21st century with people stuck in the 7th century.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 27, 2015 12:42 PM (0LHZx)

508 So did Iraq. Meh.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 27, 2015 12:40 PM (0LHZx)

A good point. Egypt claims also to have a million reservist and as much money as we've been sending the generals I would think they would be a good fighting force.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:43 PM (0FSuD)

509 Three Shiite militia groups have quit the siege of Tikrit because the President has loaned the USAF to Iran to bomb VagISIL.
? That's interesting. Was any reason given? I thought they would be happy?

Posted by: I suck the dear leaders dick at March 27, 2015 12:43 PM (Spluw)

510 American Disabilities Act.

But that was Bob Dole you have to thank every time you catch your shoe in that minefield of mega-nipples and twist an ankle and become disabled yourself.

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 27, 2015 12:43 PM (xQX/f)

511
Bergdahl is an asshole who got a dozen people killed


His defense was He wanted to come back, but was "nabbed." I have a sinking feeling this piece of excrement is gonna walk...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 27, 2015 12:43 PM (Bn6aD)

512 as much money as we've been sending the generals I would think they would be a good fighting force.

You would think.

Posted by: Iraq army at March 27, 2015 12:43 PM (YXmuI)

513 Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 27, 2015 12:41 PM (Bn6aD)

Allegedly Saudia Arabia helped finance the Pakistani's nuclear program with the understanding that if they ever needed some nukes, Pakistan would deliver them.

Not sure if that agreement is still in play, but now that Obama has officially outed the Israelis as having nukes, and now that Iran got the nod to get nukes... yeah, I have a feeling we're going to see a nuclear arms race.

Once the Sauds have a nuke, the Egyptians will want one. And that'll open the flood gates to everyone else.

Plus, dictators have seen that we have no problem disposing non-nuclear dictators, but we don't do shit to nuclear dictators.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:43 PM (AkOaV)

514 If I can, I would like to feed the following set of coordinates to TB3K: 42Z/S

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2015 12:44 PM (4WhSY)

515 Cruz will put the pavement apes and beaners in this place.
Posted by: Cruz Control
------------------------

Hmm. In my years here, I have never seen those terms used. Scratch a Liberal, find a Nazi. All projection, all of the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, victim of friendly fire at March 27, 2015 12:44 PM (l1zOH)

516 Why is everybody assuming every thing bergdahl is saying through his mouth piece is gospel. I am not sure I beleive the details about his captivity. At all

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:45 PM (zOTsN)

517 Iran is failing the Shiite Purity Test because the Great Satan's airplanes and all that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:45 PM (KJLsF)

518 Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:43 PM (0FSuD)

We cut our aid to Egypt after their, ahem, coup.

The Sauds have been making up the difference since then.

Also, there was some leaked audio of the Egyptians talking a lot of shit about the Sauds and making fun of them having to finance the Egyptians.

That couldn't have helped the situation any.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:45 PM (AkOaV)

519 >>Joncelli, don't forget the Muslim Supporting Media is also reporting
that Pretty Boy Bergdahl also tried to escape his Taliban captors 12
different times

And yet his head is still attached to his body. Funny, most other hostages can't say the same thing (because:dead). 5 years and no beheading - hmmmm....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 12:45 PM (TLTHv)

520 A good point. Egypt claims also to have a million reservist and as much money as we've been sending the generals I would think they would be a good fighting force.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:43 PM (0FSuD)

____________

Even if they have a million soldiers, so what? It's Egypt. Its corruption makes Chicago look like a convent. 80% of those millions soldiers most likely don't even have a uniform, let alone have any training. On the other hand, the generals all have 8 figure bank accounts all over Switzerland.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 27, 2015 12:45 PM (0LHZx)

521 509
Three Shiite militia groups have quit the siege of Tikrit because the President has loaned the USAF to Iran to bomb VagISIL.

? That's interesting. Was any reason given? I thought they would be happy?

Posted by: I suck the dear leaders dick at March 27, 2015 12:43 PM (Spluw)

US wants the Iran generals out of there. Mosul is up next and it's Sunni.
Bottom line? Leading from behind doesn't work.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:45 PM (0FSuD)

522 as much money as we've been sending the generals I would think they would be a good fighting force.

...or those generals have an AWESOME retirement fund...

Posted by: Lumpy at March 27, 2015 12:46 PM (y/bte)

523 Democrats ARE the leader of racial hatred in America. They are the proud parents of the Klan, and loving home of the Margaret Sanger fan club and St Kermit Gosnell.

That's my version of the dream act.

Posted by: I suck the dear leaders dick at March 27, 2015 12:46 PM (Spluw)

524 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:45 PM (zOTsN)

Me neither. I find it just as likely that he was a "guest" of the Pashtuns and somewhere in between converting to Islam and learning Pasto he brainstormed the idea of trading him for Gitmo detainees.

I mean, who the fuck knows? We have the word of a defector and some tribesmen to go on.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:46 PM (AkOaV)

525 Boston: July, 2015.

Posted by: alexthechick -

(?)

Posted by: comrade willow at March 27, 2015 12:47 PM (nqBYe)

526 Why is everybody assuming every thing bergdahl is saying through his mouth piece is gospel. I am not sure I beleive the details about his captivity. At all
Posted by: ThunderB
-----------------------------

You mean that you don't believe that he was kidnapped by his exercise machine?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, victim of friendly fire at March 27, 2015 12:47 PM (l1zOH)

527 Plus, dictators have seen that we have no problem disposing non-nuclear dictators, but we don't do shit to nuclear dictators.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:43 PM (AkOaV)

Yup. This is the real attraction of nukes. "You can't attack me."

Posted by: Cosmo at March 27, 2015 12:47 PM (1H7UZ)

528 Why is everybody assuming every thing bergdahl is saying through his mouth piece is gospel.



Not assuming or believing. Worried that the "powers that be" might.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:47 PM (7DCTd)

529 Um, Nip Sip.

Army of Darkness to name one.

"Good, bad. I'm the one with the boomstick."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:47 PM (KJLsF)

530 Bergdahl and his lawyer are throwing all this shit out there because it's Bergdahl's only viable defense. I doubt the Court Martial Officers will fall for it. His letters, sending his stuff back home, the testimony of the other guys in his unit, intel reports saying BB moved openly, carried a weapon, those will be the crux of the prosecution.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2015 12:47 PM (2cS/G)

531 I mean, who the fuck knows? We have the word of a defector and some tribesmen to go on.

obama needs an "out"....... It would look bad if this puke was convicted after that Rose Garden Ceremony...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 27, 2015 12:48 PM (Bn6aD)

532 Posted by: Mike Hammer, victim of friendly fire at March 27, 2015 12:44 PM (l1zOH)

I saw the Pavement Apes open for the...

Oh, nevermind.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:48 PM (AkOaV)

533 Maybe Bergdahl will write a musical about his struggle.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:48 PM (b4JMJ)

534 So how is this going to shake out? One thing is for sure, one of our pilots is going to get shot down and all hell is going to break out.




Wonder what Obama's score was today in FL?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:48 PM (0FSuD)

535 Yector of the fjords?

Posted by: Your GOPe at March 27, 2015 12:48 PM (hKyl0)

536
Wonder what Obama's score was today in FL?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:48 PM (0FSuD)

_________

Dear Leader gets a hole in 1 on every hole. So he shot an 18, like always.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 27, 2015 12:49 PM (0LHZx)

537 And yet his head is still attached to his body. Funny, most other hostages can't say the same thing (because:dead). 5 years and no beheading - hmmmm....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2015 12:45 PM (TLTHv)



I assumed it was a Ransom of Red Chief think where they dumped him in the desert and he kept coming back.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 27, 2015 12:49 PM (mf5HN)

538 Bergdhal was allowed to live why?
because He was a useful tool, His Dad was helpful, and hey released 5 terrorists in xchange.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 27, 2015 12:49 PM (nqBYe)

539 Perhaps Pretty Boy Bergdahl will claim he is gay next.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:49 PM (KJLsF)

540 @249 I don't remember Sweden and Japan sending troops to Saudi Arabia to defend against Saddam.
-------------------------

Japan CAN'T send troops. Even the minimal support that they provided (which was purely logistical) during our follow-up excursions in the Middle-East were questionable. And why can't Japan send troops?

Because their constitution contains a clause stating that they can't. And that clause was written by US after their surrender at the end of World War 2. In exchange for not nuking their islands, we told them that they couldn't invade anyone anymore. So they no longer needed a military. And we'd take care of their defense from then on.

The JSDF only came into existence following the start of the Korean War. And up until recently, even coming to the aid of an allied country that was under attack wasn't allowed under their rules governing military force (that's currently being changed). So sending troops to the Gulf to assist against Saddam Hussein wasn't going to happen. And the reason why is because the United States made it a violation of their constitution.

Posted by: junior at March 27, 2015 12:50 PM (UWFpX)

541 They won't have statements from his captors and who would beleive them. He will tell the only narrative. Hopefully bergdahl made some inconsistent statements about how wonderful they were to him

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:50 PM (zOTsN)

542 Posted by: comrade willow at March 27, 2015 12:49 PM (nqBYe)

But they couldn't have known that's how it would turn out. Before our buddy Bowe, the US's (official) position was "we don't negotiate with terrorists"

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:50 PM (AkOaV)

543 Maybe Bergdahl will write a musical about his struggle.


"Springtime for Achmed!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:50 PM (7DCTd)

544 Perhaps Pretty Boy Bergdahl will claim he is gay next.

My money's on sex change.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 27, 2015 12:50 PM (0HooB)

545 Bergdahl does have a history of ballet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 27, 2015 12:50 PM (b4JMJ)

546 He's the guy that lied about his unit. He isn't worthy of belief

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:50 PM (zOTsN)

547 So sending troops to the Gulf to assist against Saddam Hussein wasn't going to happen. And the reason why is because the United States made it a violation of their constitution.

Posted by: junior at March 27, 2015 12:50 PM (UWFpX)

__________

The Japanese follow their constitution? What a quaint idea.

Posted by: Barry Hussein at March 27, 2015 12:51 PM (0LHZx)

548 Omg. The gay thing again

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 27, 2015 12:51 PM (zOTsN)

549 Let me just say how proud I am of my fellow Morons and Moronettes for bringing the boobs on this thread

*wipes tear*

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2015 12:51 PM (GrXXa)

550 They won't have statements from his captors and who would beleive them.


Ooh! Ooh! pick me, we would!!!!

Posted by: useful idiots on the Left at March 27, 2015 12:51 PM (Spluw)

551 "Springtime for Achmed!"

Lead soprano, "Baaaaa!!!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:51 PM (KJLsF)

552 Latest story is that shitbag left his post to go to the nearest outpost to report wrongdoing in his CoC and he was totes gonna come back...

Twitchy

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 27, 2015 12:51 PM (OsWis)

553
He's the guy that lied about his unit. He isn't worthy of belief

In a "normal" World ,yes... Unfortunately We live in obamas World...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 27, 2015 12:51 PM (Bn6aD)

554 Posted by: junior at March 27, 2015 12:50 PM (UWFpX)

Yes, yes, I know. i was being illustrative.

It's also why they have to call their new aircraft carriers "helicopter-carrying destroyers" or whatever. Because they're only allowed defensive weaponry, and aircraft carriers are (rightly) considered offensive.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:52 PM (AkOaV)

555 539
Perhaps Pretty Boy Bergdahl will claim he is gay next.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:49 PM (KJLsF)

There is a goat joke in there somewhere. Not a gamer Anna. Played Dungeon of Doom when it first came out. Too consuming.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:52 PM (0FSuD)

556 Hey, where's Ace?


Can we have the ONT now?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...lost in a dream at March 27, 2015 12:52 PM (RFeQD)

557 Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 27, 2015 12:51 PM (OsWis)

Yeah, that one will be hard to explain.

"Hey man, did you have access to a sat phone?"

"yes, but I thought wandering off base unarmed asking locals where I could find the Taliban was a more effective means to communicate with the higher ups"

"...."

"Well, it sounded better on paper."

"I'm sure it did."

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:53 PM (AkOaV)

558 Latest story is that shitbag left his post to go to the nearest outpost to report wrongdoing in his CoC and he was totes gonna come back...


Suuuure he was *eyeroll*.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 27, 2015 12:53 PM (0HooB)

559
I assumed it was a Ransom of Red Chief think where they dumped him in the desert and he kept coming back.

That's funny.

Also, there's a nude.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2015 12:53 PM (JtwS4)

560 The ewok is up, noood

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 27, 2015 12:53 PM (0FSuD)

561 Ace up.

Posted by: HH at March 27, 2015 12:53 PM (Ce4DF)

562 nood ace

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:53 PM (AkOaV)

563 If Pretty Boy Bergdahl gets the Chelsea Manning treatment, does this mean Bergdahl's father will play Peeping Tom on his new daughter?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:53 PM (KJLsF)

564 I assumed it was a Ransom of Red Chief think where they dumped him in the desert and he kept coming back.
Posted by: alexthechick
----------------------

More likely, they could not stand his child-like weeping.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, victim of friendly fire at March 27, 2015 12:54 PM (l1zOH)

565 It's also why they have to call their new aircraft carriers
"helicopter-carrying destroyers" or whatever. Because they're only
allowed defensive weaponry, and aircraft carriers are (rightly)
considered offensive.


But are they triggering and microaggressive?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2015 12:54 PM (4WhSY)

566 557,

Next excuse: it was a youtube video that made him leave...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 27, 2015 12:55 PM (OsWis)

567 Prayers for your Mom, Gina.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 27, 2015 12:57 PM (9U1OG)

568 the US's (official) position was "we don't negotiate with terrorists"
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 27, 2015 12:50 PM (AkOaV)

well sure, but, Obama.
and Bergdahl seems to have grown disillusioned with the mission, bitter about the Army and especially higher ranking enlisted men and officers. @csm 2014
He could help the other side, He was willing and somewhat able..
I am sorry for everything here, Bergdahl wrote at another point These people need help, yet what they get is the most conceited country in the world telling them that they are nothing and that they are stupid, that they have no idea how to live.

In his final message, Bergdahl refers to having mailed home boxes with his uniforms and books.

Feel free to open them, and use them,he wrote.

and use "them" for what?

Posted by: comrade willow at March 27, 2015 12:57 PM (nqBYe)

569 ISIS is making too much noise and threatening the stability of the petro-dollar.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2015 12:34 PM (7DCTd)
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Heh can they still do that? I love fracking. We are no longer oil slaves to these terrorist aholes.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 27, 2015 12:57 PM (3F6F8)

570 I guess Germany is going to have to start a war, so they can build up a talent pool of ex-Luftwaffe pilots to fly their airliners.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2015 01:00 PM (KefbY)

571 that lower carb recipe sort of reminds me of fried rice, just saying, you add fat to rice ... you lower its glycemic index.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 27, 2015 01:12 PM (W+6Gl)

572 "459
In case people missed it, Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst's anti-Midas touch continues to bat 1000.

Three Shiite militia groups have quit the siege of Tikrit because the President has loaned the USAF to Iran to bomb VagISIL.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2015 12:33 PM (KJLsF)"

Excellent. Remember, what we are hoping for is to maximize the number of dead Muslims. The best chance of this is is a long, drawn out war with many casualties and few results. The model we should strive to implement is Verdun, the Somme or Paaschendale. Maybe those Shiite militias will be back for the second battle of Tikrit. Or the third. Or the fifth.

The Muslims seem to be compelled to kill people. If we can nudge them in the direction of killing each other instead of us, that seems like the best we can hope for.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 27, 2015 01:20 PM (KDbAT)

573 I love the painting. Looks like the setting for an M.R. James ghost story like "Casting the Runes," or "Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 27, 2015 01:33 PM (jiL4a)

574 You can't win hearts and minds in the 21st century with people stuck in the 7th century.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 27, 2015 12:42 PM (0LHZx)


So? Give 'em the Patented Instant 14-Century Upgrade. Neutron flux is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2015 01:51 PM (KefbY)

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