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OBAMA CAVES ON ALL ISSUES IN DESPERATE RUSH TO GUARANTEE IRAN A NUCLEAR BOMB

Just so everyone understands: this document is not Obama's attempt to impose restraints on Iran. Rather, it is his attempt to impose restraints on The United States, and of course the Hated Jewish State of Israel.

Obama's real goal throughout this process has been to deliver Iran 8 unimpeded years of bomb research on his watch, and then bind the hands of his successor to guarantee Iran another 8-12+ years as well.

This entire process is designed to legitimize Iran's nuclear program so that the United States (and Israel) will be restrained from attacking Iran's bomb sites.

As usual, then, Obama's efforts are not directed towards safeguarding the US, but rather safeguarding the US' enemies, which are of course his allies.

The Obama administration is giving in to Iranian demands about the scope of its nuclear program as negotiators work to finalize a framework agreement in the coming days, according to sources familiar with the administration’s position in the negotiations.

U.S. negotiators are said to have given up ground on demands that Iran be forced to disclose the full range of its nuclear activities at the outset of a nuclear deal, a concession experts say would gut the verification the Obama administration has vowed would stand as the crux of a deal with Iran.

...


With the White House pressing to finalize a deal, U.S. diplomats have moved further away from their demands that Iran be subjected to oversight over its nuclear infrastructure.

"Instead of ensuring that Iran answers all the outstanding questions about the past and current military dimensions of their nuclear work in order to obtain sanctions relief, the U.S. is now revising down what they need to do," said the source. "That is a terrible mistake--if we don’t have a baseline to judge their past work, we can’t tell if they are cheating in the future, and if they won't answer now, before getting rewarded, why would they come clean in the future?"

I demand that Hillary Clinton be made to answer fully and frequently about her position on this treachery.

Posted by: Ace at 08:16 PM




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1 I demand that Hillary Clinton be made to answer fully and frequently about her position on this treachery.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 26, 2015 08:17 PM (V+kmg)

2 Well, we had a good run.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 26, 2015 08:18 PM (QOg+D)

3 But we're going to be able to do billions bs of Euros worth of business with Iran.

Posted by: The Euroweenies at March 26, 2015 08:18 PM (D5b+A)

4 Somedays I think Obama's just a terrible president.

But uh, stuff like this? This is just being a terrible human being.

Posted by: Gaff at March 26, 2015 08:18 PM (Lsl9L)

5 Yes we can.

Posted by: tsj017 at March 26, 2015 08:20 PM (t1f6S)

6 So the GOP(e) can impeach Bill Clinton for lying about a blowjob won't do anything about Obama literally engaging in TREASON?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at March 26, 2015 08:20 PM (A1Dcl)

7 Seriously , Barkie just guaranteed an Israeli strike on the nucular facilities. Hey, the rest of the Mideast is burning, what's one more match?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 26, 2015 08:20 PM (D5b+A)

8 I demand that Hillary Clinton be made to answer fully and frequently about her position on this treachery.

She'll email you.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:20 PM (MMC8r)

9 Obama: Doing the job most American Presidents don't want to do.

Posted by: Mullah Moolah at March 26, 2015 08:20 PM (fJJRV)

10 F me, maybe I need to start going to church

Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 26, 2015 08:20 PM (PhNHa)

11 I miss Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 26, 2015 08:21 PM (D5b+A)

12

Meesa gonna tell de Big Bosses on you Ace. John Kerry will halp us to see dat the Moolahs only want de peaceful atomic bombaz.

Posted by: Val-Jar Binks at March 26, 2015 08:21 PM (FlRtG)

13 Hellava job 52%s Dumb fucks

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 08:21 PM (ucDmr)

14 Barack Obama is proud to announce that for this phase of the War against America:

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:21 PM (MMC8r)

15 Saw this on twitter : I guess Obama has found a solution to the problems in the Middle East, a "final solution" if you will.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 26, 2015 08:21 PM (TJCSB)

16 I mean, why shouldn't they have a bomb? We do - Israel does (see, looks here) ...

Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 26, 2015 08:22 PM (PhNHa)

17 So...who is negotiating on America's behalf, since Obama and Kerry have clearly sided with Iran?


Now can they impeach him???

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 08:23 PM (TLTHv)

18 Your move, House of Saud.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:23 PM (MMC8r)

19 If there enough bi-partisan support for an override, what them?

Posted by: goatweed at March 26, 2015 08:23 PM (8HrdX)

20 7
Seriously , Barkie just guaranteed an Israeli strike on the nucular
facilities. Hey, the rest of the Mideast is burning, what's one more
match?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 26, 2015 08:20 PM (D5b+A)


The Israelis are probably telling the Saudis that the optics would be better if it were a Saudi-delivered Pakistani bomb....but they'll be happy to handle ECM and escort the Saudi bomber in.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2015 08:23 PM (T1005)

21 Hellava job 52%s Dumb fucks
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 08:21 PM (ucDmr)


Actually, the 52% thinks this is a hell of a job.

Now they can et rid of the Jews - the true "progressive" goal since 1821.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 26, 2015 08:24 PM (V+kmg)

22 If there enough bi-partisan support for an override, what them?

Ds move against Gaylord? Never.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:24 PM (MMC8r)

23 Well DC will eventually get reigned in when an Iranian nuke goes off there. This is so fucking retarded.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2015 08:25 PM (f8lRd)

24 Seriously, what the hell is this guy doing?

How does he keep doing things and no one cares?

When does enough people speak up and say enough?

I used to not worry, but I'm now worried that his guy is seriously trying to destroy this country.

Please. Someone do something. Tell us how to stop this man.

Posted by: Concered American at March 26, 2015 08:25 PM (DNjb8)

25 Israel's right not to be wiped off the map is not the hill---er, pile of rubble to die on. Say, anyone want to join me for a cocktail? *hic*

Posted by: GOPe at March 26, 2015 08:25 PM (TLTHv)

26 7 Seriously , Barkie just guaranteed an Israeli strike on the nucular facilities. Hey, the rest of the Mideast is burning, what's one more match?
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 26, 2015 08:20 PM (D5b+A)


Intentionally so he can then claim righteous indignation at the strike and declare war on Israel.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at March 26, 2015 08:26 PM (Lqb+9)

27 Netanyahu, you're up. God's speed.

Posted by: Dang at March 26, 2015 08:26 PM (FRkJH)

28 Jesus, wow. Today's a good day for Obama's invasion USA strategy.

Cave on Israel/Iran
Unlimited L1B visas.
who knows what else he did

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 26, 2015 08:26 PM (W+6Gl)

29 Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 26, 2015 08:20 PM (D5b+A)

Nah. He's forcing Bibi's hand.

And Bibi has bigger balls.

Mossad is the key.

Posted by: Golfman at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (48QDY)

30 We have top mullahs working on this. Top. Mullahs.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (WUYpW)

31 Nuclear Armageddon is a worthwhile price to pay for electing the First Black President.

I'd rather my face melt off from radiation than let this horrible, horrible white guilt go unassuaged.

Posted by: Warden at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (wHAYQ)

32 Let's play Global Thermonuclear Jihad

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (V+kmg)

33
Intentionally so he can then claim righteous indignation at the strike and declare war on Israel.


I honestly think that's his plan.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (MMC8r)

34 This entire process is designed to legitimize Iran's nuclear program so that the United States (and Israel) will be restrained from attacking Iran's bomb sites.

This.

Putt wants to handcuff the Israelis so that all they can do is watch their coming annihilation. He is a despicably evil man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (8ZskC)

35 Mideast Community: ORGANIZED

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:28 PM (MMC8r)

36
This administration has done more for Social Justice than any other in history, especially the Bush cabal.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at March 26, 2015 08:28 PM (P330y)

37 And we need to start calling him Hussein Obama at every turn.

Posted by: Golfman at March 26, 2015 08:28 PM (48QDY)

38 And Iran didn't really mean "Death to America," amiright?
Make the next one a double. *hic*

Posted by: GOPe at March 26, 2015 08:28 PM (TLTHv)

39 End TImes?I can't be the only one thinking it.

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2015 08:28 PM (KETbL)

40 Look for the blue turban.

Posted by: Nostradamus at March 26, 2015 08:29 PM (fJJRV)

41 As much as the left hates Dinesh D'Souza, they sure did make his movies almost prophetic didn't they? Stop doing stupid, dangerous, anti-American stuff and we'll stop accusing you of doing stupid, dangerous, anti-American stuff! It's so simple libs.

If Israel gets bombed I'm pretty sure Obama will be grinning like a fool over it, because he sees them as deserving it. I hate feeling that way about a US president but there it is.

Posted by: LizLem at March 26, 2015 08:29 PM (yRwC8)

42 This is not the hill to die on.

Posted by: John Petain Boehner at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (qSIlh)

43

Note the picture of John Kerry at the link.

Kerry is literally empty-handed.

Neville Chamberlain, when HE stepped off the plane, at least had a SIGNED piece of paper.


Further, Chamberlain bought about a year for the RAF to get its aircraft and engine production into shape, and 1940 was a very near-run-thing for Britain. Today, we, the US, need to prepare for ... what?

Will any of the Democrats at least have the sense to follow the French and keep the sanctions on Iran in place?

Posted by: Arbalest at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (FlRtG)

44 But what about student loans?

Posted by: Golfman at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (48QDY)

45 Are there no patriots at the CIA or NSA that can leak anything on BO or Presdent Jarrett?

Posted by: Red Enchilada at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (LzY6/)

46 "What are.you gonna do about it? You can't impeach me, so fug off."

Posted by: Hank at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (/ujVT)

47 As I stated in an earlier thread the GOP needs to stand up and tell the Dems in Congress and the lefties in the Federal Bureaucracy that if there is a massive loss of life in Israel because of the actions taken by this administration they will all end up swinging at the end of ropes for aiding and abetting genocide. It also needs to be made clear that any Judge who tries to stop that from happening will join them at the end of a rope that he or she will still be in their black robes.

Make the f%&king Dems fear for their lives for supporting Obama.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (yh4lQ)

48 Without Senate approval, this "deal" is not worth the paper it's printed on, right?

Or am I missing something?

Posted by: State drone at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (9xjez)

49 This is not the hill to die on.
Posted by: John Petain Boehner
***
at some point, someone might get pissed.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (W+6Gl)

50 Middle East Sh%t Status: Things gonna get REAL really soon.

Posted by: GOPe at March 26, 2015 08:31 PM (TLTHv)

51 Posted by: Arbalest at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (FlRtG)

Don't think the Israeli's aren't prepared.

Posted by: Golfman at March 26, 2015 08:31 PM (48QDY)

52 Jimmy Carter in negotiating the SALT 2 treaty with Brezhnev fought for a better deal.

Posted by: mallfly at March 26, 2015 08:31 PM (qSIlh)

53 Don't worry.
When Tel Aviv gets vaporised, we'll launch SRAM strikes against Israel's nuclear arsenal to prevent any disproportionate response.

Posted by: White House COS at March 26, 2015 08:31 PM (eHrZq)

54 Wait... that's it! it all comes together...

/puts on his tinfoil hat...

Thread below... Nuclear Power plant, and Spider Farm...

Iranian nucs...

That's it!!! The plan is to grow us some Huge Ass Spoders, and then infiltrate them into the Iranian Nuc Plants!!!

GENIUS!!!! F'n GENIUS!!!

Must be the Jews...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 08:31 PM (qh617)

55 SOON.

Posted by: 12th Imam at March 26, 2015 08:31 PM (MMC8r)

56 Who cares? Who cares?

Mean 'Old Richy Rich Mitt had a car elevator. A car elevator!

Posted by: Warden at March 26, 2015 08:32 PM (wHAYQ)

57 This agreement is not a treaty. There is no treaty unless Congress approves it. This is, at most, an executive agreement. It is not binding on the next executive and he can repudiate it at will. This is the ultimate litmus test of a presidential candidate: Let's say it's your first day in office; when are you going to repudiate this agreement?

Posted by: joncelli at March 26, 2015 08:32 PM (ENczY)

58 Posted by: Red Enchilada at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (LzY6/)

See 29

Posted by: Golfman at March 26, 2015 08:32 PM (48QDY)

59 Thanks, buddy! Couldn't have done it without you!

*Waves to Obama, then to the mullahs in Iran*

Posted by: 12th Imam at March 26, 2015 08:32 PM (TLTHv)

60 This never would have happened if not for The Crusades.

Posted by: Roy G. Biv at March 26, 2015 08:32 PM (e3EDw)

61 I have nothing. I can't think of a single thing to say about this besides it's evil. The president of my country is deliberately choosing extreme evil and nobody is stopping him.

God help us.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM (+XMAD)

62
*waves*

"Hey guys! Lookee! I found the 12th Imam! Over here!"


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM (kdS6q)

63 and remember, Obama basically declared that we will reduce greenhouse gas emissions to something like 80% of 1995 emissions in return for which China and India can do whatever they like for the next 15 years.

But Tom Cotton violated the Logan act!!!!!

Posted by: mallfly at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM (qSIlh)

64 I have a feeling Bibi has discussed this with Vlad and the House of Saud. This will not end well for Sir Shanksalot. Bibi aint stupid. Where did Vlad disappear for a couple weeks ago anyway.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM (ucDmr)

65 That's it!!! The plan is to grow us some Huge Ass Spoders, and then infiltrate them into the Iranian Nuc Plants!!!
GENIUS!!!! F'n GENIUS!!!
Must be the Jews...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 08:31 PM (qh617)


Shapeshifting spiders?

*shivers, curls into ball*

Posted by: LizLem at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM (yRwC8)

66 The ratification of any treaty is going to come up on the Senate calendar right after Harry Reid's 2009 Senate budget.

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM (fWLrt)

67 Yeah, better go out and put the final touches on my mad max car. I'm sensing I'll need it soon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM (FMbng)

68 8 Without Senate approval, this "deal" is not worth the paper it's printed on, right?

Or am I missing something?
****
apparently, there's some sort of legal binding if he can get UN security counsel to sign on to it.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 26, 2015 08:34 PM (W+6Gl)

69 8 Without Senate approval, this "deal" is not worth the paper it's printed on, right?

Or am I missing something?
****
apparently, there's some sort of legal binding if he can get UN security counsel to sign on to it.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 26, 2015 08:34 PM (W+6Gl)

70 Looks like a BRIEF, HOT* summer.


*About 12000 degrees.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:34 PM (MMC8r)

71
Obama : We have a tough deal agreed to with Iran

Iran : Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 26, 2015 08:34 PM (TJCSB)

72

You know what's coming next, right?

A very aggressive move to make all sorts of international treaties involving carbon emissions, i.e., U.S. carbon restrictions. And a carbon tax which will be an international tax...that only the U.S. taxpayer will pay.

Posted by: Soothsayer's inaccurate facts at March 26, 2015 08:34 PM (ko4zy)

73 It is indeed full-blown treachery. It would help if Republicans could call it that. But that would be uncouth. We've been behind the curve on this traitor from the beginning and he's played it for all it's worth. He's going for the throat now. And no one on "our side" has a clue or would dare say so if they did.

Posted by: rrpjr at March 26, 2015 08:34 PM (s/yC1)

74 Tanned, rested and ready

Posted by: Stuxnet - the sequel at March 26, 2015 08:34 PM (fWLrt)

75 GET OFF MY LAWN YOUNGSTER

Posted by: COLOSUS at March 26, 2015 08:34 PM (qh617)

76 >>Are there no patriots at the CIA or NSA that can leak anything on BO or President Jarrett?


CIA head (and rumored Muslim convert) John Brennan was preaching for normalized relations with Iran back in 2008. Not just on board, probably has been advising along the way.
See 3/24 post over at theconservativetreehouse.com

Posted by: 12th Imam at March 26, 2015 08:35 PM (TLTHv)

77 by the way, an ahole named David Tafuri on O'Reilly right now defending the Obama admin, because something good could come from all these surrenders.

Posted by: mallfly at March 26, 2015 08:35 PM (qSIlh)

78
The GOPe is as guilty of treason as anyone on the alleged 'other side'.
MUST defeat the GOPe enablers from solid red districts and states.

Posted by: redgrains at March 26, 2015 08:35 PM (7GI9v)

79 No way Israel will let this stand. They can't. Their survival depends on Iran not getting nuclear capability. They will bomb. They will got to war if necessary to prevent it. They must.

And the President of the United States will at best condemn our ally, at worst he'll go to war against them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 26, 2015 08:35 PM (GEICT)

80 The dour me says that the millions of dead from an Iranian nuclear device will be on odumbles' hands, but the positive me says that odumbles knows that the Iranians cant hit any golf courses in Hawaii.

So at least he knows that he is safe.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at March 26, 2015 08:35 PM (VNgld)

81 Would you like to play a game of tic-tac-toe?

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2015 08:35 PM (fWLrt)

82 Let's hope Saudi Arabia, Israel, Azerbijan, and the numerous Iranian dissident groups work out some mutual arrangement. No bunker (especially not one built by backwards-ass regimes) is bunker buster proof.

Posted by: Naes at March 26, 2015 08:36 PM (YhayY)

83
There's no secret that I think the USA is o-v-e-r.
But there's just one tiny sliver of hope that remains..

The hope that obama does so many awful things that he makes it impossible for 8 years of herr clinton.

Posted by: Soothsayer's inaccurate facts at March 26, 2015 08:36 PM (ko4zy)

84 >>Without Senate approval, this "deal" is not worth the paper it's printed on, right?
Or am I missing something?

What you're missing is that Obana does not care - just like he changes laws on the fly (Obamacare), and disregards others on a whim (immigration), and no one will stop him. Hell, he just openly pwnd a judge over immigration.

You really think Congress not approving a treaty will stop him?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 08:37 PM (TLTHv)

85 The probablility of Israel launching a pre-emptive attack are now nearly equal to that of the Cubs missing the playoffs.

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2015 08:37 PM (fWLrt)

86
Without Senate approval, this "deal" is not worth the paper it's printed on, right? Or am I missing something?
Posted by: State drone





Yep. Sure are.

Posted by: The GOP - The Valet Spot to Tyranny

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 08:38 PM (kdS6q)

87
Our time has come.

Posted by: Nuclear Mutant Spiders at March 26, 2015 08:38 PM (JDOoY)

88 by the way, an ahole named David Tafuri on O'Reilly right now defending the Obama admin, because something good could come from all these surrenders.

If you think the destruction of Israel is good, yes.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:38 PM (MMC8r)

89 War is coming. I leave it to the reader to speculate on where.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 08:39 PM (rwI+c)

90 I know it may be easy to throw our hands up and say the hell with politics, the Republicans suck also, but what Obama is doing here is evil.

As in millions of people being wiped out evil all because he has some sort of tribal connection with Muslims because he was raised as one.

Posted by: Kal at March 26, 2015 08:39 PM (49Op/)

91 He's an active traitor. And he wants to see a Second Holocaust. I can't see any other explanation.

Posted by: Stu-22 at March 26, 2015 08:39 PM (vd4oB)

92 89 War is coming. I leave it to the reader to speculate on where
---------

New Braunfels, Texas?

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2015 08:39 PM (fWLrt)

93 So... King O is guaranteeing that when Iran starts nuking people to bring on the end times and the return of the Mahdi, the U.S. will be one of the last nuked? Is that how it's going to be?

Or is King O just a run of the mill appeaser? Or an active sympathizer?

/I'll take doom for $500 Alex...

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 26, 2015 08:39 PM (3oAJY)

94 Now we will have to rely on the French to be the stalwart ones.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 08:40 PM (rwI+c)

95 The hope that obama does so many awful things that he makes it impossible for 8 years of herr clinton.
Posted by: Soothsayer's inaccurate facts at March 26, 2015 08:36 PM (ko4zy)

Will we make it to 2016?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 08:40 PM (+XMAD)

96 If I have this right, and I may not, Senate approval isn't necessary because this wouldn't be a treaty between Iran and the US. It would be an "agreement" involving the UN. We're just acting as negotiators.

I think.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (GEICT)

97 It's not a rumor.Brennan is in fact a muslim convert.

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (KETbL)

98 fuck

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (EgOr3)

99 Hillary Clinton made to answer question?

Good luck with that!

Posted by: Kreplach at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (4BkJG)

100
Harrumph!

We don't like this one bit.
We will not ratify this treaty...until after we approve loretta lynch. Harrumph!

Posted by: Republican Senate at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (ko4zy)

101 I demand that Hillary Clinton be made to answer fully and frequently about her position on this treachery.

As soon as she's the RepublicRAT nominee opposing the DemocRAT nominee Fauxahontas, the Clinton-Bush ticket will be hammered on that.

Posted by: steveegg at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (cL79m)

102 I know it may be easy to throw our hands up and say the hell with politics, the Republicans suck also, but what Obama is doing here is evil.

The Republicans are acquiescing to it.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (rwI+c)

103 >> Well DC will eventually get reigned in when an Iranian nuke goes off there. This is so fucking retarded.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2015 08:25 PM (f8lRd)

Nah, if I was them it would be NYC. Why destroy your US allies in DC when you can hit a better target?

PS to NewYorkers -- Time to practice duck and cover.

PPS Que the John McCain quote from 2008.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (23Qwv)

104 How is thing binding in the absence of a 2/3 majority Senate vote?
Or am I being quaint?

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (JgC5a)

105 Funny that none of the people who bleed for the Palis have considered how many of them will die if Iran nukes Israel.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:42 PM (MMC8r)

106 Color me...surprised.

Posted by: Obambi at March 26, 2015 08:42 PM (o2yvE)

107
The good thing is it won't be in writing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 08:42 PM (ODxAs)

108 Without me, no one "Calls the Corgis" --?

SHAME ON YOU BASTARDS!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:42 PM (16bOT)

109
Will we make it to 2016?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 08:40 PM (+XMAD)

THIS!

Posted by: Golfman at March 26, 2015 08:42 PM (48QDY)

110 94 Now we will have to rely on the French to be the stalwart ones.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 08:40 PM (rwI+c)

Back in 2003, did you ever imagine you would EVER type that sentence under any circumstances except temporary insanity?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 08:42 PM (+XMAD)

111 84
>>Without Senate approval, this "deal" is not worth the paper it's printed on, right?

Or am I missing something?


Yea, if we get a Republican President.

Same with ObamaCare, everyone can get a waiver and it's worthless if we can get a good Republican in the White House.

Posted by: Kal at March 26, 2015 08:42 PM (49Op/)

112 shit. off Obambi sck

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 26, 2015 08:42 PM (o2yvE)

113 Obama is forging a peace between the Jews and Arabs by enabling a far more terrifying common enemy in the Persians.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 26, 2015 08:42 PM (3a584)

114 Remember folks, we have a Republican controlled House and Senate. They're not going to do SHIT!

Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2015 08:43 PM (ty633)

115 The Republicans are acquiescing to it.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (rwI+c)
Yes, they are. The only thing that separates them from the libtards at this point is their inability to run and win elections.

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 08:43 PM (EgOr3)

116 Congress, the courts, the military, and the people are all allowing Obama to destroy the world, because to stop him wouldn't look good.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 08:43 PM (J6suc)

117 Obama is doing what a thug does when he knows the cops ain't gonna do shit.

Posted by: eman at March 26, 2015 08:43 PM (MQEz6)

118 The Republicans are acquiescing to it.

Posted by: toby928(C)

No they aren't.

Even RINOs are bucking Obama on this.

Posted by: Kal at March 26, 2015 08:44 PM (49Op/)

119 "Note the picture of John Kerry at the link.

Kerry is literally empty-handed."

The horse thinks he has another shot at the presidency, so he didn't want this shame in writing.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 08:44 PM (Y92Nd)

120 Come Armageddon; come Armageddon, come . . .

Posted by: and a strange dust lands on our hands at March 26, 2015 08:44 PM (AVEe1)

121 Obama releases report on nuke programs of NATO, Israel. Carefully redacts info on BHO allies : http://tinyurl.com/nrru65x

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 26, 2015 08:44 PM (TJCSB)

122 Where is our Pinochet?

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 08:44 PM (sdi6R)

123 I just wanted to tell you, France; good luck. We're all counting on you.

Posted by: Dr. Rumack at March 26, 2015 08:44 PM (JDOoY)

124 Tehran needs to be hit with an atomic turban unwinder.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2015 08:44 PM (FMbng)

125 No they aren't.

*looks at scoreboard*

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 08:45 PM (rwI+c)

126 It's usually the next generation.
W/wmd, not so much, as there is some doubt about whether there'll be a next gen.
So, given those formal limitations, the decision becomes more limited. (Srsly, you philosophers out there can formalize this and crank the handle: it is mechanical.)

Welcome, cockroaches, to our land.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 26, 2015 08:45 PM (XBF+S)

127 Even RINOs are bucking Obama on this.

and we can all see how well THAT is working out . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 08:45 PM (EgOr3)

128 Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:42 PM (MMC8r)

That's because they don't give a rip about the Palis and never did.

It's all about hatred of Israel and Jews, not the damned Palis.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 08:45 PM (+XMAD)

129 Can't France and UK veto things in the Security Council?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:45 PM (MMC8r)

130 "PS to NewYorkers -- Time to practice duck and cover."

We just signed a lease for a loft in LA. Moving this week.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 08:46 PM (Y92Nd)

131 Ugh. Never in my life thought it would come to this. And every Jewish person i know would probably vote for him again.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 26, 2015 08:46 PM (/WPPJ)

132 48
Without Senate approval, this "deal" is not worth the paper it's printed on, right?

57
This agreement is not a treaty. There is no treaty unless Congress approves it.


TRAITORS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Facebook Logan Act Scholar at March 26, 2015 08:46 PM (2jQGY)

133
Obama is doing what a thug does when he knows the cops ain't gonna do shit.


He is securing his legacy: The incompetent fool who gave the Ayatollahs nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 26, 2015 08:46 PM (FlRtG)

134 Even RINOs are bucking Obama on this.
Posted by: Kal

I think Obama is bucking the GOPe, right in the ass.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 26, 2015 08:46 PM (GuwT9)

135 If we're going to weaponize spiders for the apocalypse, we need to get the Aussies on-board.

Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2015 08:46 PM (ty633)

136 116 Congress, the courts, the military, and the people are all allowing Obama to destroy the world, because to stop him wouldn't look good.
Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 08:43 PM (J6suc)


If stopping SCOAMF won't look good, give me the face of Helen Thomas' death mask.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:46 PM (St6BJ)

137 "Come Armageddon; come Armageddon, come . . ."

Make fun of the Good book all you want, but from where I sit, all the pieces are lining up just right.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 26, 2015 08:46 PM (JgC5a)

138 How soon we give up on SMOD, you people are fickle....

Posted by: MikeH at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (/2E+M)

139 What's left to do? Sit back and hope a blue city is the one that gets it when they mullahs try to bring back the 13th Imam

Posted by: trump at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (mctSY)

140 F*ck Obama and his Jew hate. I am so angry. I swear the Saudis and Israel and the French and the Brits and Turkey and anyone else who wants in on it, should bomb the F*ck out of Iran...and wouldn't that make an interesting coalition.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (o2yvE)

141
The Republicans are acquiescing to it.
Posted by: toby928(C)

No they aren't. Even RINOs are bucking Obama on this.
Posted by: Kal




Bucking -- how? And no, non-binding resolutions and whiny letters don't count.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (kdS6q)

142 An order will come to attack Israeli forces in order to protect Iran.

The response to that order will determine our fate.

Posted by: eman at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (MQEz6)

143 no flaming skull?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (pZtrP)

144 131 Ugh. Never in my life thought it would come to this. And every Jewish person i know would probably vote for him again.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 26, 2015 08:46 PM (/WPPJ)


In the words of the late Lesley Gore, "you don't know me . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (St6BJ)

145 We're coup coup for cocoa-puffs.

Posted by: Union of Purged Generals at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (lG2E3)

146 13 Hellava job 52%s Dumb fucks


I wish justice would be done, but there isn't enough rope.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (J6suc)

147 Shapeshifting spiders?



*shivers, curls into ball*


Posted by: LizLem at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM


Don't they already have those in Australia?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (kJUI8)

148 The sophistry the Obama admin is relying on is this...

IF the UN Security Council passes something, then the already ratified UN Treaty says we need to follow it.

The problem is, that Treaties are coequal to Federal law... and do not trump the Constitution... which gives the Senate not just the power to ratify treaties... but the Obligation to do so... or its not a viable treaty...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (qh617)

149 64 I have a feeling Bibi has discussed this with Vlad and the House of Saud. This will not end well for Sir Shanksalot. Bibi aint stupid. Where did Vlad disappear for a couple weeks ago anyway.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM (ucDmr)


Ooo, good point.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

150 We just signed a lease for a loft in LA. Moving this week.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 08:46 PM (Y92Nd)
you mean LA like, Los Angeles? dayum, we gonna have to grab an adult beverage some day, Tat.

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 08:48 PM (EgOr3)

151 If he (Obama) were working for the other side, what would he be doing differently?

You know, there were (very) brief moments when I doubted my paranoia, regarding Barack Obama.

These days, I realize, I probably was not paranoid enough... He's a traitor, who, does not and has never loved America.

The question now is, who among the Right talking/influence class, will have the COURAGE to demand Obama's removal from office? If they do, they'll get my vote.

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at March 26, 2015 08:48 PM (M2oVh)

152 If we're going to weaponize spiders for the apocalypse, we need to get the Aussies on-board.
Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2015 08:46 PM



No kidding. We must close the spider gap.

Posted by: jammer at March 26, 2015 08:48 PM (JDOoY)

153 An order will come to attack Israeli forces in order to protect Iran.

The response to that order will determine our fate.

Posted by: eman at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (MQEz6)


It will be an alpha omega strike.

Posted by: steveegg at March 26, 2015 08:48 PM (cL79m)

154 140 F*ck Obama and his Jew hate. I am so angry. I swear the Saudis and Israel and the French and the Brits and Turkey and anyone else who wants in on it, should bomb the F*ck out of Iran...and wouldn't that make an interesting coalition.
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (o2yvE)


And then bomb Ankara for good measure. Erdogan deserves the Major Kong treatment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:48 PM (St6BJ)

155 142 An order will come to attack Israeli forces in order to protect Iran.

The response to that order will determine our fate.
Posted by: eman at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (MQEz6)


Yep.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

156 Congratulations, America. You twice elected an enemy of your own country and of Israel.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 26, 2015 08:48 PM (KuU4f)

157 Old and Busted -- Trust But Verify

Teh New Hotness -- The System Worked

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2015 08:48 PM (23Qwv)

158
Even RINOs are bucking Obama on this.
Posted by: Kal




And if you say "lawsuit" I'll give you such a pinch.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 08:49 PM (kdS6q)

159 "Bucking -- how? And no, non-binding resolutions and whiny letters don't count."

Oh come on. Bucking can be powerful shit. Especially right before an election.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 26, 2015 08:49 PM (lG2E3)

160 An order will come to attack Israeli forces in order to protect Iran.

The response to that order will determine our fate.

Posted by: eman at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (MQEz6)


Dude, that was dark, but damn so spot on.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2015 08:49 PM (FMbng)

161 I can remember back in grade school at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis when the air raid sirens in our neighborhood went off, by mistake, but we didn't know that at the time. Teachers and parents were absolutely terrified, and of course all us kids picked up on that. I was hoping that those kind of fears were behind us.
It appears that I was wrong.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 26, 2015 08:49 PM (9iR5/)

162 An order will come to attack Israeli forces in order to protect Iran.

The response to that order will determine our fate.

Posted by: eman at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (MQEz6)


One word:

M U T I N Y

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:49 PM (St6BJ)

163 "What's left to do? Sit back and hope a blue city is the one that gets it when they mullahs try to bring back the 13th Imam"
-Posted by: trump at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (mctSY)

No. You make phone-calls and actually do something.

By the way, it is the "12th Imam".

...the Coming of the Mahdi.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:49 PM (16bOT)

164 Make fun of the Good book all you want,

It was a Morrissey reference. I haven't mocked the Revelation since 2008.

Again, even unbelievers can know an antiChrist, especially when he shows up promising to lower sea-levels.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 08:49 PM (AVEe1)

165 Who?

uh..
UK, US, Germany, France
China, Russia, Iran.

So UK, Germany and France are ok with Obama's deal?

Posted by: PlaneGail at March 26, 2015 08:49 PM (Widpw)

166 *looks at scoreboard*

Posted by: toby928(C)

People have a strange idea about who's at fault when something happens.


Please tell me a single Republican that supports Obama on this Iran deal? Nearly every Republican Senator has signed their name to the proposition that Obama's deal is worthless. Remeber all the Logan Act bullshit?

What exactly are Republicans in Congress supposed to do stop Obama from making a pretend deal with Iran?

Can we at least keep the blame where it belongs?

Posted by: Kal at March 26, 2015 08:50 PM (49Op/)

167 123 I just wanted to tell you, France; good luck. We're all counting on you.


Posted by: Dr. Rumack at March 26, 2015 08:44 PM (JDOoY)


God.... just think about that statement for a second...

When the most Ballsy country in the West on this issue... is... FRANCE????

My Grandfather, who was in the artillery in WW1... and got gassed... is rolling over in his grave right now...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 08:50 PM (qh617)

168 The Iranian Nuke safety program is going to take a beating...I predict a large uptick of 'accidents'

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 26, 2015 08:50 PM (Dth0i)

169 161 Posted by: Old Blue at March 26, 2015 08:49 PM (9iR5/)


That schmuck Fukuyama called it "the end of history." I think he was about 20 years premature.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:50 PM (St6BJ)

170 I have a feeling Bibi has discussed this with Vlad and the House of Saud. This will not end well for Sir Shanksalot. Bibi aint stupid. Where did Vlad disappear for a couple weeks ago anyway.

I'd always been under the impression that Russia tacitly backed Iran as an agent of discord to befuddle us.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:51 PM (MMC8r)

171 And then bomb Ankara for good measure. Erdogan deserves the Major Kong treatment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:48 PM (St6BJ)


No shit JJ. I swear I am just crazy about this.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 26, 2015 08:51 PM (o2yvE)

172 159 "Bucking -- how? And no, non-binding resolutions and whiny letters don't count.
---------------------

Wearing chaps

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2015 08:51 PM (fWLrt)

173 The Iranian Nuke safety program is going to take a beating...I predict a large uptick of 'accidents'
Posted by: A dude in MI

Shhhhhh...we want it to be a surprise.

Posted by: Mossad at March 26, 2015 08:51 PM (GuwT9)

174 170 They do.

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2015 08:51 PM (KETbL)

175 171 And then bomb Ankara for good measure. Erdogan deserves the Major Kong treatment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:48 PM (St6BJ)


No shit JJ. I swear I am just crazy about this.


Multiply us by a few hundred thousand and arm us to the teeth.

That is all I will say.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:52 PM (St6BJ)

176 @7: "Seriously , Barkie just guaranteed an Israeli strike on the nucular facilities."

Sadly, I mean, uh, with great honor, my squadron and I will be flying our F-15s to provide top cover for the hated Zionist, I mean, uh, noble Israeli strike mission. With any luck, the Zionist aggressors will be slaugh, I mean, uh, Inshallah, our joint mission will succeed.

" nucular facilities"

Nice to hear from you again former President Bush. I hope all is well on your ranch.

Posted by: Maj. Hassan Bin Layyed, RSAF at March 26, 2015 08:52 PM (amQXf)

177 You can say O "caves" if he'd nullify the ACA, withdraw Lynch, expel illegals, etc. But not when he's doing what he wants.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 26, 2015 08:52 PM (cIoI4)

178 I'd always been under the impression that Russia tacitly backed Iran as an agent of discord to befuddle us.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:51 PM (MMC8r)


but if they can get Israel, and its military technology, to be an allie...

They'd throw Iran under the bus in a heartbeat.

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 08:53 PM (qh617)

179 I agree, we can blame the Republicans for a LOT of stupid bullshit, but on this deal with Iran at least 47 GOP Senators have made the correct call.... which is most of them.

Plus Martinez in the Dem ranks. And there'd be a super-majority if it were put to a vote that this deal is NOT Constitutional.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 08:53 PM (AVEe1)

180 We're working hard behind the scenes!

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 26, 2015 08:53 PM (lG2E3)

181 So, conservative tax exempt groups are subject to more scrutiny than Iran.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 26, 2015 08:53 PM (/HC6x)

182 I'd always been under the impression that Russia tacitly backed Iran as an agent of discord to befuddle us.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:51 PM (MMC8r)
Well, maybe Vladi is re-thinking, since we have Preznit Befuddlement and don't really need anything from him to destroy the fuckin' country.

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 08:54 PM (EgOr3)

183 I'm going back to Fantasy Baseball stats and March Madness. ...even though I haven't filled-out a bracket.

Should the Twelfth Imam arrive, I'll not be there for the ONT.

*pause*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:54 PM (16bOT)

184 45 Are there no patriots at the CIA or NSA that can leak anything on BO or Presdent Jarrett?


And who is going to report it?

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 08:54 PM (J6suc)

185 I demand that Hillary Clinton be made to answer fully and frequently about her position on this treachery-Ace

She doesn't recall.

I'm so glad Obama is looking out for us.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 08:54 PM (znRvO)

186 Giving it all away.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 26, 2015 08:54 PM (Dwehj)

187 Obama sure hates Jews like a muslim.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2015 08:54 PM (eQBH3)

188 178 I'd always been under the impression that Russia tacitly backed Iran as an agent of discord to befuddle us.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:51 PM (MMC8r)


but if they can get Israel, and its military technology, to be an allie...

They'd throw Iran under the bus in a heartbeat.
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 08:53 PM (qh617)


Russkie Joo-hatred runs deep. Not as long as Muzzy Joo-hatred but it's intense.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:54 PM (St6BJ)

189 Why not move to Hawaii when you are O and want the rest of the world to burn. It does not matter because I will follow, or wait for O to go to hell, and look forward to tormenting him for eternity.

That made me feel better.

Posted by: midwest at March 26, 2015 08:55 PM (dMB3r)

190 I'm curious though what the armchair quarterbacks would have the Republican Congress can do to stop an Executive Agreement like this?

They've already made it clear it's not a valid treaty. And every prospective Republican Presidential candidate has said it will be scrapped on day 1.

Let me guess, anything short of impeachment is collaboration?

What happens after the failed impeachment vote?

Posted by: Kal at March 26, 2015 08:55 PM (49Op/)

191 184 45 Are there no patriots at the CIA or NSA that can leak anything on BO or Presdent Jarrett?


And who is going to report it?


Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 08:54 PM (J6suc)

Hmm..... I seem to remember an NSA whistleblower a year or so again....

And look how even the RIGHT treated him?

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 08:55 PM (qh617)

192 Obama sure hates Jews like a muslim.

And favors muslims like a muslim.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:55 PM (MMC8r)

193
Alternate post title:

Either obama Is Aiding & Abetting Our Enemies Or I Think The Thin Air At The 1st 2012 Debate Really Did Give obama Brain Damage

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 26, 2015 08:55 PM (ko4zy)

194 If this were a play the curtains would be going down on Act I.

And if this play is a tragedy...

Posted by: some guy at March 26, 2015 08:55 PM (q177U)

195 Seriously, what the hell is this guy doing?

How does he keep doing things and no one cares?


Shhh... the Kardashians are on.

Posted by: Average American at March 26, 2015 08:55 PM (Buas9)

196 One word:

M U T I N Y

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:49 PM (St6BJ)

And Obama has been undermining our military by replacing the brass with politically correct lickspittles since he first took office.

Why, it's almost like this was all planned from the beginning or something.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 08:55 PM (+XMAD)

197 Miss me yet. Hell I was a hard liner.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 26, 2015 08:56 PM (WGm5T)

198 I demand that Hillary Clinton be made to answer fully and frequently about her position on this treachery.

Posted by: Ace at 08:16 PM


Democratic spokesperson on FNC said the more Hillary is criticized the higher her poll ratings go.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 08:56 PM (W5DcG)

199 Yeah, the house in Hawaii makes more sense now - America can burn from coast to coast and O will be just fine.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 08:56 PM (TLTHv)

200
Obama is the devil incarnate.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 26, 2015 08:56 PM (iQIUe)

201
Remember all those lefty protest against nuclear proliferation during the Regan years? So now I guess it's OK.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 26, 2015 08:56 PM (O7ttW)

202 "Can we at least keep the blame where it belongs?"
-Posted by: Kal at March 26, 2015 08:50 PM (49Op/)

Please Keep Praying.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:57 PM (16bOT)

203 Still think that I am a Christian?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at March 26, 2015 08:57 PM (WGm5T)

204

Obama/Leftists = Andreas Lubitz.

America and the sane world = the passengers outside the locked cockpit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:57 PM (St6BJ)

205 170: Vlad is an opportunist. He's playing Fredo like a fiddle. covert relationship with Israel would pay huge dividends for him and he knows it. obie is tasting Vlads ass right now. Don't forget, the good book mentions the bear alot.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 08:57 PM (ucDmr)

206 You know, it's often said sarcastically, but now that I think about it, this may strangely be a violation of the Logan Act.

What we have here is Obama trying to make a treaty without making a treaty. However, he only has that authority if the treaty is made "by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate." By keeping the Senate out from start to finish, he is negotiating "without authority of the United States," as that power comes from the joint operation of both branches, not a single one. Furthermore, there's no exemption for PotUS in Logan, as it applies to "[a]ny citizen of the United States."

At the very least, there's a better case that Obama has violated the Logan Act than any of the Senators that signed their names to that open letter.

Posted by: JSchuler at March 26, 2015 08:58 PM (6i4P9)

207 Can we call it treason yet?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 26, 2015 08:58 PM (UVfht)

208 Again, what would Obama have done differently if he were not an islamic candidate?

Name just one thing he would have dome differently.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 08:58 PM (WGm5T)

209 If the message is the GOP House and Senate are helpless, then the Republic is truly dead.

What if the deal is not ratified, but Ebola orders the Executive Branch to act as if it was ratified?

Must Congress just stand there with its thumb up its ass?

Posted by: eman at March 26, 2015 08:58 PM (MQEz6)

210 196 And Obama has been undermining our military by replacing the brass with politically correct lickspittles since he first took office.

Why, it's almost like this was all planned from the beginning or something.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 08:55 PM (+XMAD)


Not enough brass to pull the triggers. I hope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:58 PM (St6BJ)

211 Must Congress just stand there with its thumb up its ass?

You say that like it's easy or something.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 26, 2015 08:59 PM (lG2E3)

212 Matthew 24:6-13

Posted by: Simon Morley at March 26, 2015 08:59 PM (N+9eg)

213 Russkie Joo-hatred runs deep. Not as long as Muzzy Joo-hatred but it's intense.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:54 PM (St6BJ)


but Ruskie hatred for Islam... especially via Turkey... is just as great...

Israel has never war'd with Russia....

Posted by: Ivan Skavinsky Skavar at March 26, 2015 08:59 PM (qh617)

214 The really sad thing, as I told my young children back in '08, is that The Twelvers have so much comfort here at home.
Jane Fonda, the Commie whore, was immediately recognizable by all sentient beings.
Jimmeh, the grinner, Carter, is universally reviled now thanks to the killer rabbit. 36 years later.
We need to hang Jihadism on his neck with the Dem-Jihadi-Commies.
What part of "Death to America" don't you get?

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 26, 2015 08:59 PM (XBF+S)

215

Where is our Augusto Pinochet? I think America is at that point.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:00 PM (St6BJ)

216 What does Russell Brand have to say about this?

Posted by: Wry Mouth at March 26, 2015 09:00 PM (GMFsH)

217
Nearly every Republican Senator has signed their name to the proposition that Obama's deal is worthless.
Posted by: Kal




"non-binding resolutions and whiny letters don't count."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 09:00 PM (kdS6q)

218 Israel gets about 3 billion in aid from usa. After the strike on Iran ear president will cut that off.

Obama is a long way from done with Israel, almost acts like a muzzie doesn't he.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 26, 2015 09:00 PM (WNERA)

219 Why, it's almost like this was all planned from the beginning or something.





Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 08:55 PM (+XMAD)
Yeah, who woulda thunk it?

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 09:00 PM (EgOr3)

220 Impeaching Obama over this would require Democrat support.

Not going to happen.

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 26, 2015 09:00 PM (ZALPg)

221 Israel has never war'd with Russia....

Unfortunately many Russians see it otherwise, that the Jews did war with Russia.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo reads solzhenitsyn at March 26, 2015 09:00 PM (AVEe1)

222 Matthew 24:6-13
Posted by: Simon Morley at March 26, 2015 08:59 PM



I was kind of hoping we could just stick with rumors.

Posted by: jammer at March 26, 2015 09:00 PM (JDOoY)

223 214 What part of "Death to America" don't you get?
Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 26, 2015 08:59 PM (XBF+S)


Death to America = Progressivism

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:01 PM (St6BJ)

224 I'd always been under the impression that Russia tacitly backed Iran as an agent of discord to befuddle us.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:51 PM (MMC8r)

-----------------
Yeah Russia was until they understood that Iran was actually going to get the bomb. Just as easy to hit Russia that is also hated by the mullohas for not being islamic.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 09:01 PM (WGm5T)

225 Ok, the atheists might laugh at this but I don't give a damn.

I am starting to think Obama is the anti Christ. Really.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 09:01 PM (+XMAD)

226 158
And if you say "lawsuit" I'll give you such a pinch.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 08:49 PM (

Certain folks would like that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 09:01 PM (znRvO)

227 it's just a little frightening that V.Putin can be considered a "rational actor" amongst world leaders

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 26, 2015 09:02 PM (KCxzN)

228 Obama sure hates Jews like a muslim.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2015 08:54 PM (eQBH3)

obama hates everything connected to America. Our biggest allies he'll hate the biggest. Our deepest traditions he'll shit on the longest. The dude is a muslim marxist piece of monkey shit thug. He gets off in this. Every last thing he does is engineered for maximum thumb in the eye. The vacations alone, expensive, frequent, and purposely planned to pin the expense meter. This sack of shit goes down a list, finds everything that mainstream americans hold dear and one by one systematically wipes his muslim born ass on it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2015 09:02 PM (FMbng)

229
I'm curious though what the armchair quarterbacks would have the Republican Congress can do to stop an Executive Agreement like this?
Posted by: Kal




The preceding post was brought to you by the Georgetown University Capitol Hill Student internship program.

Go Bulldogs!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 09:02 PM (kdS6q)

230 When the end comes, I just hope I'm close enough to an on-air personality at MSNBC for a throat punch.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:03 PM (MMC8r)

231 >>>What does Russell Brand have to say about this?<<<

Without an interpreter, I dunno, but I'm sure it's some authentic Limey gibberish.

Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2015 09:03 PM (ty633)

232 What part of "Death to America" don't you get?

Aw shucks. They're just a joshin'

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 09:03 PM (W5DcG)

233 Must Congress just stand there with its thumb up its ass?
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Well, after executive orders delaying mandates in Ocare, Dream Act, the current immigration clusterf*ck, EPA regs, BATF regs and too many more numerous to mention, I'd say that's exactly where Congress is. But I would point out, its not just their thumbs.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 26, 2015 09:04 PM (9iR5/)

234 Demanding Hillary answer a question is sexist!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 26, 2015 09:04 PM (/HC6x)

235 I am starting to think Obama is the anti Christ. Really.

Err...ah. Heh.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at March 26, 2015 09:04 PM (Dwehj)

236 I am starting to think Obama is the anti Christ. Really.

Donna, it's really not a stretch to think that. I'm pretty convinced and have been for quite some time.

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 09:04 PM (EgOr3)

237 Death to America is code talk, It really means Death to America. The confusing part is you don't need a decoder ring.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 26, 2015 09:04 PM (WNERA)

238 So how exactly would a secret Muslim in the position of POTUS do all of this differently?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 26, 2015 09:05 PM (xSCb6)

239 I learned of the nuclear destruction of Israel just like you did, in the news paper.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 26, 2015 09:05 PM (53CCM)

240 @230 "We're going to cut out they're living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks."
-Patton

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 26, 2015 09:05 PM (XBF+S)

241
When the end comes, I just hope I'm close enough to an on-air personality at MSNBC for a throat punch.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower




I hope to be within grabbing distance of Emma Watson.

*honk* *honk*



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 09:05 PM (kdS6q)

242

Lest we forget the reaction concerning Israel at the 2012 Demokrat Nazionale Convention.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:05 PM (St6BJ)

243 We are currently penning a sternly worded letter!

Posted by: GOPe at March 26, 2015 09:05 PM (Dth0i)

244 Obama is like a spoiled child that's going to have his little pretend Rose Garden ceremony.

Can't wait for Jewish Americans to once again almost unanimously vote for the same Democrats that will wipe out their homeland.

Maybe this time they'll finally wake up.

Posted by: Kal at March 26, 2015 09:05 PM (49Op/)

245 Feb 20, 2008 · “Barack Will Never Allow You to Go Back to Your Lives as Usual. ." - Michelle The Moocher

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:05 PM (vPh3W)

246
Anybody listening to Levin tonight?
He had an interesting caller from Nigeria who said the SCOAMTT is messing with their election. Also said that years ago Hillary prevented govt stamping out of Boko Haram by threatening it a crime against humanity.
No details, proof or anything, but an interesting caller.

Posted by: Justamom's stealing hubby's pad at March 26, 2015 09:06 PM (sVnbw)

247 I am starting to think Obama is the anti Christ. Really.

Arguing against that is starting to look pretty silly.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 26, 2015 09:06 PM (lG2E3)

248 90 I know it may be easy to throw our hands up and say the hell with politics, the Republicans suck also, but what Obama is doing here is evil.


BUT: All is well as long as we can make jazz hands jokes.


As in millions of people being wiped out evil all because he has some sort of tribal connection with Muslims because he was raised as one.


Obama is an Iranian agent. That's my theory.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 09:06 PM (J6suc)

249 Lest we forget the reaction concerning Israel at the 2012 Demokrat Nazionale Convention.
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Was that before or after they booed God?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:06 PM (vPh3W)

250 The depths of this man's hatred for America has surprised me. He literally wants us all to die.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 26, 2015 09:07 PM (W4LFA)

251 This is a tragicom, at the end of the third or forth act.

Where is the Deus ex machina?

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 26, 2015 09:07 PM (74McK)

252 >it's just a little frightening that V.Putin can be considered a "rational actor" amongst world leaders

He's always been a rational actor. He even puts his country's objectives first, which leaves him ahead of any Americans I can think of.

Posted by: kartoffel at March 26, 2015 09:07 PM (sGRH7)

253 Traitor

Posted by: Zoltan at March 26, 2015 09:07 PM (eLZwy)

254
Obama is an Iranian agent. That's my theory.


All those campaign contributions came from somewhere.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:07 PM (MMC8r)

255
March 2015 - Barack will not allow you to go on living.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:08 PM (St6BJ)

256 I am starting to think Obama is the anti Christ. Really.

Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 09:01 PM (+XMAD)

Been saying that for three years. If you don't think that then you are not paying attention.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 09:08 PM (WGm5T)

257 "Was that before or after they booed God?"

Ha. I was about to post the exact same thing.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2015 09:08 PM (eQBH3)

258 Obama is an Iranian agent. That's my theory.

It's not the JEF. It's the puppet master with her hand up his ass who's the Iranian agent. He just flaps his gums when she tells him to.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 26, 2015 09:08 PM (9iR5/)

259 BUT: All is well as long as we can make jazz hands jokes.


Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 09:06 PM



*Jazz Legs*


*looks around*


what?

Posted by: Charlotte S. Spider at March 26, 2015 09:08 PM (JDOoY)

260 If anyone has noticed there is a new Sunni coalition trying out its ability to handle Iran. The test run is called "Yemen"

The Sunni states will not allow iran to become a nuclear power. Either they take it our, or they all get them or both

This deal guarantees a massive war in the ME. And oddly it has nothing to do with Israel, although they will be blamed

What a putz

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 09:09 PM (zOTsN)

261 @24: "Please. Someone do something. Tell us how to stop this man."

The simple fact is, the cavalry ain't coming. So, make a plan for whatever seems best to you, lead the charge, and hope others follow.

However, like the Founding Fathers going against King George, you need to be prepared to pony up your life, your fortune, and/or your sacred honor in the process. To paraphrase Eisenhower: your enemy is well-financed and well-supported; he will fight savagely.


Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 26, 2015 09:09 PM (amQXf)

262 "Was that before or after they booed God?"

Ha. I was about to post the exact same thing.


Did they do it thrice before the cock crowed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 09:09 PM (W5DcG)

263 Funny how all those libs shrieking about THEOCRACY won't even notice that their Messiah just gave one nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:09 PM (MMC8r)

264 The question is what can Congress do?

The answer is plenty.

The fact is they won't do anything.

The GOP is sending a message loud and clear: We Are Not A Solution. We Are Part Of The Problem.

Posted by: eman at March 26, 2015 09:10 PM (MQEz6)

265 Iran is incredibly vulnerable to sustained air attack. I'm impressed by
the fact that so many Arab forces came together
against the Houthis in Yemen without telling Washington. It might be a
practice run. Iran could be facing Israel, Saudi Arabia,
UAE, Egypt, Jordan,
Bahrain, and even Turkey. The bastard Ergodan just today complained
about
Iranian influence destroying the region. Turkey doesn't want to share
regional hegemony with anyone-- Iran especially. Iran's air defenses can
be eliminated with drones. It's airforce and navy are 4th rate. Their
fortified nuclear facilities can be busted down eventually. Their
economy
is completely dependent on just a few oil terminals and destroying those
will make exports impossible. Destroying those terminals cuts off
revenue and
raises oil prices for non-Iranian regimes (not necessarily a great
result). There are also rebel groups within Iran that kill nuclear
scientists and Iran has huge problems with ethnic separatists. I think
they're a house of cards but somebody needs to actually have the will to
knock over the house.

Posted by: Naes at March 26, 2015 09:10 PM (YhayY)

266 This deal does not prevent a war,not guarantees it

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 09:11 PM (zOTsN)

267 Does this qualify for interesting times?

Posted by: May you live in interesting times at March 26, 2015 09:11 PM (WNERA)

268 Been saying that for three years. If you don't think that then you are not paying attention.


Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 09:08 PM (WGm5T)

The anti Christ has to be Jewish

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 26, 2015 09:11 PM (R8hU8)

269 Congress, the courts, the military, and the people are all allowing Obama to destroy the world, because to stop him wouldn't look good.

-
NBC, CBS, ABC and CNN would call them racist. Historic first trumps all.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 26, 2015 09:11 PM (SkWsL)

270 261 Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 26, 2015 09:09 PM (amQXf)


I need to know the moment to take action, what action to take and who is by my side.

If I gotta go, then let it be for something and let it accomplish something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:11 PM (St6BJ)

271 Anyone ever ask themselves...

What if Obama thinks he is the 12th Imam?

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at March 26, 2015 09:11 PM (VNgld)

272 Evening, all. I guess this is We're F*cked Thursday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:11 PM (FsuaD)

273 Did they do it thrice before the cock crowed?


Newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 26, 2015 09:12 PM (Dwehj)

274 Obama is a Muslim. Period.

We were told over and over that was racist and the stuff of tin foil hat lunacy, but I firmly believe that.

What other excuse does anyone else have?

Posted by: Kal at March 26, 2015 09:12 PM (49Op/)

275 237 Death to America is code talk, It really means Death to America. The confusing part is you don't need a decoder ring.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 26, 2015 09:04 PM (WNERA)


E A T M O R E D E A T H T O A M E R I C A...

Posted by: Ralphy, with his Secret Decoder Ring at March 26, 2015 09:12 PM (qh617)

276 Jane - How's the owlet doing? Did he ever get any grub(s)?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:12 PM (vPh3W)

277 Weapons grade stupid that will uncork from the bottle nuclear sunshine which will fall equally upon the evil and the innocents.

Frak you Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst with a nuclear pineapple that has a love note from Tehran. And jam it in sideways and twist hard Mullahs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 09:13 PM (KJLsF)

278 >>> Posted by: Naes at March 26, 2015 09:10 PM (YhayY)

Thanks for this post. It gives me a little bit of hope.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 26, 2015 09:13 PM (W4LFA)

279 275 E A T M O R E D E A T H T O A M E R I C A...
Posted by: Ralphy, with his Secret Decoder Ring at March 26, 2015 09:12 PM (qh617)

Thread winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:13 PM (St6BJ)

280 >>Did they do it thrice before the cock crowed?

Yes, three times they attempted to get support for it included it in the Democrat platform. The additional two votes were an attempt to not appear so extreme - like, come on guys, you're making us look bad on national tv (save it for when the cameras are off *wink, wink).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 09:13 PM (TLTHv)

281 All this and Iran still hates us

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 26, 2015 09:13 PM (z+4T3)

282 you mean LA like, Los Angeles? dayum, we gonna have to grab an adult beverage some day, Tat.
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 08:48 PM (EgOr3)

Are you in CA? I'd be happy to have a drink or two with you! I always thought you were from GA with that handle.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 09:13 PM (Y92Nd)

283 The anti Christ has to be Jewish

He really doesn't. The first antiChrist was Antiochus IV Seleucides and he was definitively not a Jew.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo plays the skipping record again at March 26, 2015 09:14 PM (AVEe1)

284 I for one welcome our new Mooslem overlord and would like to say the Iranianians will always have a place at the Brattleboro Free Woman's Heatlh Clinic.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Brattleboro VT at March 26, 2015 09:14 PM (eeTCA)

285 265 Posted by: Naes at March 26, 2015 09:10 PM (YhayY)


EMP bursts will bring everything down and the people will rise up.

But that is messy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:15 PM (St6BJ)

286 Obama feels that the Israelis need to stop clinging to their guns and their lives.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:15 PM (F0Cog)

287 Hate is not a strong word anymore for me regarding this president. I'm just not sure its strong enough.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 26, 2015 09:15 PM (o2yvE)

288 Yes, the truth as I see it is that this guarantees an even bigger war in the Middle East.

Sunni and Shia get it on in a Muslim Death Match.

I will wager that the first Iranian A-bomb falls on a Sunni target, and not on Israel.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...lost in a dream at March 26, 2015 09:16 PM (+1T7c)

289 I am starting to think Obama is the anti Christ. Really.

-
I don't think he's the Antichrist but I do think he will be instrumental in paving the way for him.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 26, 2015 09:16 PM (yXCPG)

290 Now we know more about Israeli nuclear programs than Iranian.

Hell, we know more about the Israeli nuclear record than we know about Obama's academic record, who paid for his education and where he spent time in Pakistan.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 09:16 PM (FCsIb)

291 64 I have a feeling Bibi has discussed this with Vlad and the House of Saud. This will not end well for Sir Shanksalot. Bibi aint stupid. Where did Vlad disappear for a couple weeks ago anyway.


So Israel makes a deal for Russian support - in exchange for US intelligence they are privy to as an ally.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 09:16 PM (J6suc)

292 I question Iran's ability to build enough nukes to rid us of all the special snowflakes.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 26, 2015 09:16 PM (zauWW)

293 The answer is plenty.



The fact is they won't do anything.



The GOP is sending a message loud and clear: We Are Not A Solution. We Are Part Of The Problem.





Posted by: eman

Then surely you can give me one example. I honestly want to know.

An agreement with another country without Congress approval is not a valid treaty.

How do you stop someone from making a bogus agreement?

Posted by: Kal at March 26, 2015 09:16 PM (49Op/)

294 265: And Vlad will be there to pick up the pieces. Fuckstick and Pony boy are playing big league ball with grade school tactics. They are getting schooled right now. they are so far out of their league in this shit nobody in the world takes them serious anymore. Every world leader is laughing their asses off at these fuckin buffoons.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 09:16 PM (ucDmr)

295 276
Jane - How's the owlet doing? Did he ever get any grub(s)?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:12 PM (vPh3W)


Dunno. Spent the evening at the funeral visitation for a dear friend's mom. Ran into a couple who've moved away and we hadn't seen in ages, and a group of eight of us went to dinner (including our son, who was at the visitation).


Anyhow, it's been a sad day, but ended with a nice evening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:17 PM (FsuaD)

296 286 Obama feels that the Israelis need to stop clinging to their guns and their lives.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:15 PM (F0Cog)

Sums up the world's feelings about Jews. They hate them but really loathe them when they can and do stand up for themselves.

I want to meet SCOAMF one day. I really, really do.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:17 PM (St6BJ)

297 Oh no! Gasp, Shock, Dismay.... If anyone actually feels that way exactly what rock have you been under last 6 years.

Posted by: Hector at March 26, 2015 09:17 PM (fwv65)

298 @271 Can't be, but L'il Syed's seductive voice still echoes in virile Barry's sweaty ear in the throes of their passion.
Cuz that is what this is all about.
Bacha Bazi.
The antithesis of life.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 26, 2015 09:18 PM (XBF+S)

299 SpongeBobSaget, these Special Snow Flakes. If you collapse enough of the infrastructure to where Siri can no longer help and they can no longer order that imported organic Venti Latte at Starbucks, the mass die off will occur in a brutal Darwinian fashion as they turn into Reavers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 09:18 PM (KJLsF)

300 Fuck off, troll. Your shit is tiring.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:18 PM (FsuaD)

301
How can anyone think Iran needs nuclear fuel when all they need do for fuel is turn on a tap?
Fuel? Really?

Posted by: Justamom's stealing hubby's pad at March 26, 2015 09:18 PM (sVnbw)

302 I for one welcome our new Mooslem overlord and would like to say the Iranianians will always have a place at the Brattleboro Free Woman's Heatlh Clinic.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Brattleboro VT at March 26, 2015 09:14 PM (eeTCA)


Good, they'll kill all of you. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2015 09:18 PM (FMbng)

303 Are you in CA? I'd be happy to have a drink or two with you! I always thought you were from GA with that handle.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 09:13 PM (Y92Nd)
I'm on the westside of hell-lay. email is carolinvenice at the yahoo, if you want to get in touch. Are you moving here from elsewhere or have you always been in LA? Because, I had no idea!

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 09:18 PM (EgOr3)

304 I had long assumed that there would eventually be another great global conflict. I never imagined that the United States would be the bad guys this time.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 26, 2015 09:18 PM (z+4T3)

305 Jane - How's the owlet doing? Did he ever get any grub(s)?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:12 PM (vPh3W)

I was thinking about the little guy today, too. Funny, though, because a short, plump woman with glasses at work was wearing a brown feathered sleeveless jacket, and I found myself looking at her wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll. Then I hoped it was a sign the baby owlet got some food.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 09:19 PM (Y92Nd)

306 Well those darned Israelis won't give in to Obama's "reasonable" demands (which will cause them to be slaughtered) so he's going to force them to change.
Just like he's forcing America to change by flooding the country with illegals and acting like a dictator.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:19 PM (F0Cog)

307 Bill Ayers is in the White House

Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures) at March 26, 2015 09:19 PM (LnE5F)

308 230 When the end comes, I just hope I'm close enough to an on-air personality at MSNBC for a throat punch.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015

I have higher ambition, to avoid trouble I will let you use your imagination

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 09:19 PM (znRvO)

309 281 All this and Iran still hates us
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 26, 2015 09:13 PM (z+4T3)

Chamberlain kissed Hitler's ass.

London ended up getting the crap bombed out of it anyway.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 09:19 PM (+XMAD)

310 Folks ... I tried to tell you.


But hey ... fuck it. Push your kids into Law Enforcement and the Military.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 26, 2015 09:19 PM (oKFzc)

311 Jane I tried to catch you last night when you a said you were going to read a horror story I thought.

If so, who is your horror author of choice?

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 26, 2015 09:19 PM (o2yvE)

312 Well, I guess this is one way to wean us off of fossil fuels from the ME. Gonna be tough to extract from beneath all that glass.

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2015 09:20 PM (ZKGnj)

313 My favorite Obama promise was that if we elect him, the world will love us.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 26, 2015 09:20 PM (yXCPG)

314 Replace the name Czechoslovakia with Israel and 'Breathing Room' with 'cheap fuel.'

Does that sum up the current 'Peace in our Times'???

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 09:20 PM (KJLsF)

315 Well, an upside to a Sunni Saudi led war against Iran is that they won't play with PC bullshit ROE. They'll get the job done and make Iran suffer.

Except that they couldn't beat Israel so maybe they'll lose again. Thank God Bibi won. That seems providential considering what is happening now. The world needs him and his leadership.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 26, 2015 09:20 PM (W4LFA)

316 Anna Puma, how's your kitty doing?

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2015 09:21 PM (eQBH3)

317 I think by siding with iran the JEF has managed to create a Sunni coalition that will attack them

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 09:21 PM (zOTsN)

318
Evening, all. I guess this is We're F*cked Thursday.>>>

It makes sense since the Rapey comes on Tuesday. The Denial comes on Wednesday. The realization of We've been fucked come on Thursday.

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 09:21 PM (W2Cji)

319 306 Well those darned Israelis won't give in to Obama's "reasonable" demands (which will cause them to be slaughtered) so he's going to force them to change.
Just like he's forcing America to change by flooding the country with illegals and acting like a dictator.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:19 PM (F0Cog)


Obama is going to get a lesson that he ain't gonna like. He is literally forcing Israel's hand. If this were even 3 years ago, Israel would be truly fucked, but the coming of ISIS and all that has indeed made for a very odd coalition of nations that do have the power to inflict some serious hurt on Persia, if not bring the regime down altogether.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:21 PM (St6BJ)

320 you are wrong, the Obama Administration did NOT cave on all of Iran's demands! The administration, so I heard, insisted that Michelle Obama will NOT be wearing a burka in public appearances! Mary Cloggenstein has confirmed this for me, per her Progressive Women's Guild Collective Luncheon today.

Posted by: mallfly at March 26, 2015 09:21 PM (qSIlh)

321 Carbide drill bits cut glass like warm butter.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 26, 2015 09:21 PM (zauWW)

322 One word:

M U T I N Y

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 08:49 PM (St6BJ)


I wish I could believe that, but I've lost all confidence in our military doing the right thing. They took an oath. They have stood by for six years and let all this happen. They did nothing to stop it. Nothing.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 09:21 PM (J6suc)

323 Bill Ayers is in the White House

Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures)

+10000

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:21 PM (F0Cog)

324 http://landingsbirdcam.com/

Oldest owlet has fledged. Is having some cuddle time with smaller, younger sibling. Mom brought a dead bird for dinner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:22 PM (FsuaD)

325 Ugh, just got boned. Tomorrow was supposed to be two firsts for me, First baseball color commentary job, first job at a pro stadium (the game is between high school, but they occasionally play at BB&T Ballpark, home of the Sinhle-A White Sox team, The Dash). Do a search for the stadium, it's top-notch for Single-A, all the amenities. Anyway, we just did the Production Call, where they tell us what to wear, who we'll be interviewing pre/post-game, that sort of stuff. As soon as I got on the conference call, the boss was trying to placate some angry co-worker (guy's a douche, I've worked with him before) who thought he was doing play-by-play but was actually assigned to do camera. Long story short, I volunteered to do Main Camera so that pussyshit dicklips didn't waste my entire night, keeping us on the phone during the end of the Sweet 16 game.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 09:22 PM (2cS/G)

326 Are you moving here from elsewhere or have you always been in LA?

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 09:18 PM (EgOr3)

I've been in NYC for 20 years on and off. A year in Vegas in my 20s, a few years in Toronto in my 30s.

My husband works in tv, so we're moving out for his work. I already got a job offer myself. We're moving downtown, but the company he works for has an office in Santa Monica, so I'll be around.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 09:22 PM (Y92Nd)

327 225 Ok, the atheists might laugh at this but I don't give a damn.

I am starting to think Obama is the anti Christ. Really.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 09:01 PM (+XMAD)



I'm an agnostic and I've been thinking it for quite a while now.

Whether he is or isn't, he is very clearly evil.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

328 301
How can anyone think Iran needs nuclear fuel when all they need do for fuel is turn on a tap?
Fuel? Really?
Posted by: Justamom's stealing hubby's pad at March

Well it's not about fuel. It's what's fair. America has nukes, Israel has nukes so it's onl fair Iran has nukes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 09:22 PM (znRvO)

329 Hate is not a strong word anymore for me regarding this president. I'm just not sure its strong enough.
Posted by: Badda Bing
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A loathing so deep that it cannot be articulated?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:22 PM (l1zOH)

330 I'm 2partsgin at gmail btw. Nice to meet you!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 09:23 PM (Y92Nd)

331 Obama is going to get a lesson that he ain't gonna like. He is literally forcing Israel's hand. If this were even 3 years ago, Israel would be truly fucked, but the coming of ISIS and all that has indeed made for a very odd coalition of nations that do have the power to inflict some serious hurt on Persia, if not bring the regime down altogether.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton

****

I am amazed they have not yet acted. Unreal restraint.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:23 PM (F0Cog)

332 322 I wish I could believe that, but I've lost all confidence in our military doing the right thing. They took an oath. They have stood by for six years and let all this happen. They did nothing to stop it. Nothing.
Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 09:21 PM (J6suc)


To quote, of all characters, General Buck Turgidson, we are at the moment of truth in the life of this nation. As bad as things seemed even a short 2-3 years ago, the prospect of receiving orders to attack Israeli planes/assets in the event of an attack might very well be the bridge too far/rubicon that his bastard crosses.

Please G-d.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:24 PM (St6BJ)

333 324: Good to hear that Jane maybe the little owl will make it. Hope so.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 09:24 PM (ucDmr)

334 Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 09:21 PM (J6suc)

The Pentagon has slowly replaced warriors, with Social Justice Warriors over the last generation...

Started 30 years ago, when I was in... and continues today from what my Active Duty USN Son tells me...

Unless it is a blatantly illegal order... they will follow it...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 09:24 PM (qh617)

335 Well DC will eventually get reigned in when an Iranian nuke goes off there. This is so fucking retarded.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2015 08:25 PM (f8lRd)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at March 26, 2015 09:24 PM (fO0en)

336 311
Jane I tried to catch you last night when you a said you were going to read a horror story I thought.



If so, who is your horror author of choice?

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 26, 2015 09:19 PM (o2yvE)


I'm back in horror mode, and just began reading Preston's and Child's "White Fire."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:24 PM (FsuaD)

337 I'd just like to say publicly to today, "Fuck you, you sucked".

Posted by: dogfish at March 26, 2015 09:24 PM (1vYi0)

338 Here's something crazy, too...

Obama has 666 days left in office today.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (Y92Nd)

339
Obama is going to get a lesson that he ain't gonna like. He is literally forcing Israel's hand. If this were even 3 years ago, Israel would be truly fucked, but the coming of ISIS and all that has indeed made for a very odd coalition of nations that do have the power to inflict some serious hurt on Persia, if not bring the regime down altogether.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:21 PM (St6BJ)


I would pay some serious gelt to watch the JJ. Not the chocolate... like real money. Well if they'll take chocolate...

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (o2yvE)

340 Lauren,

Kitteh's bloodwork is all over the place. White count almost nil. Platelets very low. Red count showing he's fighting off a virus. FIV shows negative. And his urine was dark orange and they said there were blood clots in it. Along with a 106F temp.

So now indoors and napping. Was given two medicines to administer. He got a steroid shot to help fight the fever. But still no sign of appetite.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (KJLsF)

341 re 319: as per the Warsaw Judenrat, you are wrong. We will only need to meet the demand to deport the widows and orphans to the East.

Posted by: mallfly at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (qSIlh)

342 228
obama hates everything connected to America. Our biggest allies he'll hate the biggest. Our deepest traditions he'll shit on the longest. The dude is a muslim marxist piece of monkey shit thug. He gets off in this. Every last thing he does is engineered for maximum thumb in the eye. The vacations alone, expensive, frequent, and purposely planned to pin the expense meter. This sack of shit goes down a list, finds everything that mainstream americans hold dear and one by one systematically wipes his muslim born ass on it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2015 09:02 PM (FMbng)



You forgot "deliberately stirring up race hatred".

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

343 The Pentagon has slowly replaced warriors, with Social Justice Warriors over the last generation...

Started 30 years ago, when I was in... and continues today from what my Active Duty USN Son tells me...

Unless it is a blatantly illegal order... they will follow it...

Posted by: BB
****

Yellow card for stressing me out.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (F0Cog)

344 Carbide drill bits cut glass like warm butter.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget
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Diamond coated is my weapon of choice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (l1zOH)

345 338 Here's something crazy, too...

Obama has 666 days left in office today.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (Y92Nd)


Nice to know someone reads my countdown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:26 PM (St6BJ)

346 Just heard - Obama is going to trade several nukes to Iran in exchange for a nice hefty donation to the DNC.

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2015 09:26 PM (fWLrt)

347 I posted this earlier, but it belongs herein:

What would happen, with regards to the Constitution, if the Congress declared a war that the President didn't want? Lets just say for the sake of discussion on a belligerent power threatening several of our allies, waging proxy wars, killing Americans using terrorists, detaining others, and developing weapons of mass destruction.

Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2015 09:26 PM (ztOda)

348 It is very odd to be thinking that America is israels enemy and an arab coalition will attack iran and save her

On the other hand they will prolly wait until iran destroys Israel and then attack iran

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 09:26 PM (zOTsN)

349 it's treason - either the security community wakes the fuck up and fulfills it's oath, or we get a suitcase bomb in 15 years

cant count on the corrupt GOP to impeach

Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 26, 2015 09:26 PM (A9KzJ)

350 Won't be long now. Mushroom clouds across the globe.

Seriously.

I would have loved to see our son marry and have children. Doesn't seem possible now.

Ugh. A mood. I'm in one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:26 PM (FsuaD)

351 Smithsonian Mag

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oowyr73


What drove these college-educated Americans and Britons to sell their nations' atomic secrets? Some were ideologically motivated, enamored of communist beliefs, explains Haynes. Others were motivated by the notion of nuclear parity; one way to prevent a nuclear war, they reasoned, was to make sure that no nation had a monopoly on that awesome power.


Posted by: PlaneGail at March 26, 2015 09:27 PM (DkXzm)

352 We're moving downtown, but the company he works for has an office in Santa Monica, so I'll be around.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 09:22 PM (Y92Nd)
The second you said "loft" I knew you were going to be DTLA, Tattoo! But, Santa Monica, not far from my local . . . a little Irish pub in Culver City. Hang onto my email address and lets get together - I'm also good for lunch these days since I am not working, can meet you anywhere you like! Good luck with the move!

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 09:27 PM (EgOr3)

353 Will there be screaming about what King O is doing to Israel from American Jews who are Democrats?

/Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 26, 2015 09:27 PM (3oAJY)

354 >>>Obama is going to get a lesson that he ain't gonna like. He is literally forcing Israel's hand. If this were even 3 years ago, Israel would be truly fucked,
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JJ I sure hope Bibi gives fuckstick an ultimatum. These negotiations have to come to an end

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (znRvO)

355 Here's something crazy, too...

Obama has 666 days left in office today.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (Y92Nd)

Now THAT I didn't need.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (MMC8r)

356 With this charmer of a shit sandwich day, it would be the perfect time for Maet to treat us to the dulcet caterwaulings of an all Yoko Ono ONT.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (23Qwv)

357 Diamond coated is my weapon of choice.>>>

The best glass cutters are Diamond hard nipples from what I've read here anyways.

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (W2Cji)

358 Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 09:22 PM (2cS/G)

Stinks about tomorrow, but will you be doing color commentary after that? What a great job, I'd love to do that.

(She said, because she needs to take a break from thinking about the devil incarnate in the WH. Time to go back and watch the Wisconsin game.)

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (+XMAD)

359 350 Ugh. A mood. I'm in one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:26 PM (FsuaD)


Keep the faith, kid. It's dark. REALLY dark. But things sometimes have a way of working out that we can't yet know.

May the good Lord bless and keep all of us and the righteous among us. G-d save America and Israel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (St6BJ)

360 "What happens after the failed impeachment vote?"

You do it all over again until they get it right.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (J6suc)

361 Did someone say, "bacha bazi"?

No love for ValJar an' her lesbian lolitas?

Posted by: Li'l Syed at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (XBF+S)

362 Those owlets seem bored.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (l1zOH)

363 JJ, part of me wants to say that this is all an attempt at a massive kabuki theater to deflect Arab hate from us after Bibi lights them up.

Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (ztOda)

364 Will there be screaming about what King O is doing to Israel from American Jews who are Democrats?

/Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?


Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD
****

From what I've seen such "Jews" are really JINOs. They have a pseudo Jewish identity rooted in the far left groupthink.
They are leftists 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:29 PM (F0Cog)

365 So sorry to hear that he is so sick. Sending up prayers for your little guy.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2015 09:29 PM (eQBH3)

366 You know what I fear? That someday, someone nukes one of our cities and our elected leaders flee the country or go into hiding to prevent us from striking back with nukes. They would rather our country fall into chaos or be handed over to the UN rather than issue the necessary commands to defend us. They are not one of us.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at March 26, 2015 09:30 PM (DkXQB)

367 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (St6BJ)

JJ, it's comments like that one that have me wishing we had a "like" button.

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 09:30 PM (EgOr3)

368 So...yeah. Honestly, I'm not surprised. If this fucking guy ordered a bombing campaign of Israel I still wouldn't be surprised.

I'm just gonna drink a beer or seven, sharpen some edged weapons and wait for the balloon to go up. Because it will.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 26, 2015 09:30 PM (e+1S5)

369 Nice to know someone reads my countdown.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:26 PM (St6BJ)

I keep praying he doesn't make it that long, though.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 09:30 PM (Y92Nd)

370
OK, here's a question:
In light of fairness and environmentalism, why don't we just go halfies with Iran on our nukes?
Then we won't have to pollute when dismantling ours and they won't have to create a huge carbon footprint in producing theirs.
Win win.
And, I can hardly imagine congress would do anything.

Posted by: Justamom's stealing hubby's pad at March 26, 2015 09:30 PM (sVnbw)

371 Hey, cousin marriage, female genital mutilation, child brides...
what about the boy lovers over there.. and here?
No love?
You must be really old school Americans.

Posted by: No Love for Pedophiles? at March 26, 2015 09:30 PM (XBF+S)

372 I'm back in horror mode, and just began reading Preston's and Child's "White Fire."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:24 PM (FsuaD)


Thanks I'll try it, but boy today brings more horror than one might want.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 26, 2015 09:31 PM (o2yvE)

373 Never to let to transition to gun thread.
You have no choice of weapon..., it is a Ruger Mini..., but you DO have a choice of Mini-14, or Mini-30. It is the only rifle you will ever have for any purpose. Which?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:31 PM (l1zOH)

374 You must be really old school Americans.

Posted by: No Love for Pedophiles? at March 26, 2015 09:30 PM (XBF+S)
Don't let it get your goat

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 09:31 PM (EgOr3)

375 "Never too *late*...", dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:31 PM (l1zOH)

376 From what I've seen such "Jews" are really JINOs. They have a pseudo Jewish identity rooted in the far left groupthink.
They are leftists 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:29 PM (F0Cog)





They may be genetically related to Moses but that f'n written in stone thing turns them off.

Posted by: jewno at March 26, 2015 09:31 PM (WNERA)

377 I am willing to bet the big boys in this deal are already planning their next move. And they are also laughing their asses off at Barky and Pony Boy filling their depends. They have been owned by the entire world. We are laughingstock.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 09:32 PM (ucDmr)

378 363 JJ, part of me wants to say that this is all an attempt at a massive kabuki theater to deflect Arab hate from us after Bibi lights them up.
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (ztOda)


He's devious. But he ain't smart. He is stumbling us into World War 3 because he's an inflexible, intractable naif who is so utterly brainwashed by 50 years of ideology that he lacks all self-awareness and awareness of the real world around him.

In a classroom, you laugh at these jerks. He's in the friggin' Oval Office.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:32 PM (St6BJ)

379 May the good Lord bless and keep all of us and the righteous among us. G-d save America and Israel.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM (St6BJ)


A thousand times this.

So, we're at dinner after the funeral visitation. Our son, two couples (one we haven't seen in forever...the last time they saw our son he was in high school) and a singleton whose wife was out of town.


Couple who haven't seen son, are asking him questions about his time in the Marines in Afghanistan. He's laughing and telling harmless, light-hearted (as light-hearted as you can get in A-stan) stories, and several of us notice two couples at another table giving him the stink-eye. We commented on it.

Clearly, the two couples were progs. They were glaring at D'oh Boy, who is saying nothing insulting about Islam or the Afghan people. Just Things.That.Happened.Over.There.

I damned near got up and went to them and said, "Got a damned problem? Because I have a problem with your f*cking asses. Peel your evil, hating eyes off my son."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:32 PM (FsuaD)

380 They may be genetically related to Moses but that f'n written in stone thing turns them off.

Posted by: jewno
****
They have confused political identity with religious identity.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:32 PM (F0Cog)

381 Those owlets seem bored.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:28 PM


The owls are not what they seem.

Posted by: major briggs at March 26, 2015 09:33 PM (tBSrv)

382 bummer lincolntf

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2015 09:34 PM (u8GsB)

383 343 The Pentagon has slowly replaced warriors, with Social Justice Warriors over the last generation...

Started 30 years ago, when I was in... and continues today from what my Active Duty USN Son tells me...

Unless it is a blatantly illegal order... they will follow it...

Posted by: BB
****

Yellow card for stressing me out.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (F0Cog)


Did I "assault your sensitivity"?

I was formally counseled for that exact thing just before I retired... MCPO who did it was apologizing as he did it... but he had been 'directed'...

Why???? I had punk nosed kid who'd been in the Navy for about 10 minutes... who'd been late to class about 5 times... when I passed him in the passageway... late again, I said "get your ass to class'...

His response?.... "yah... right"...

Well.... next thing ya know he is at attention, against the wall, in the hallway, while I explain the facts of military life to him...

Right then.... 2 other classes go on break, and get an ear full... as I explain that 'I have more time sitting on the shitter in the Persian Gulf, than you do since you left F'n High School... and I'd be Gawd Damned if I was going to let his shipmates get killed, because he could not follow simple orders with out back sassing his Mental, Moral, and ranking superiors'...

Luckily... I soon retired....

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 09:34 PM (qh617)

384 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (KJLsF)

Poor little guy, I love kitties and will pray for him

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 09:34 PM (Y92Nd)

385 351 Smithsonian Mag

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oowyr73


What drove these college-educated Americans and Britons to sell their nations' atomic secrets? Some were ideologically motivated, enamored of communist beliefs, explains Haynes. Others were motivated by the notion of nuclear parity; one way to prevent a nuclear war, they reasoned, was to make sure that no nation had a monopoly on that awesome power.


Posted by: PlaneGail at March 26, 2015 09:27 PM (DkXzm)

They were hardcore America hating commies. Most were red diaper babies and the rest "brahmins." They did not just steal nuclear secrets but anything they could get their hands on that wd hurt America. This included trade, economic info, and other non nuclear weapon info. What they gave to the ruskies was then given to the red chinese commies and norkos which resulted in American pilots being killed in the Korean & VietNam conflicts.

So let's just knock off this bullshit lie that they did it for any other reason beyond their hatred of the US.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 26, 2015 09:35 PM (iQIUe)

386 379 Peel your evil, hating eyes off my son."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:32 PM (FsuaD)


Anyone in uniform, to me, is revered. I'd lose it if I saw that, especially if it were directed at one of my own.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:35 PM (St6BJ)

387 353 Will there be screaming about what King O is doing to Israel from American Jews who are Democrats?

/Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD

No, because some conservatives are icky religious Evangelicals.

It's far more important to keep the Religious Right in check, who cares if the Jews are wiped off the face of the Earth

Posted by: yuni at March 26, 2015 09:35 PM (szivi)

388 anna, which kitty?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2015 09:36 PM (u8GsB)

389 So why hasn't congress passed that bipartisanny bill that ramped up sanctions on Iran and denied the president the right to drop sanctions for 60 days and the right to formalize any agreement without the approval of congress?




You know, the one Tim Kaine and Bob Corker were all kumbaya about?



It isn't just the President who is allowing this madness. By not stopping him, congress is just as culpable.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 26, 2015 09:36 PM (5DGKy)

390 Anna, I'll pray for your kitteh. Ours are like little kids to us. Kept us sane while our son was deployed.

What would we do without our pet chilluns?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:36 PM (FsuaD)

391 This is literally aiding and abetting a sworn enemy of the United States with a lot more than 3 witnesses. How is this not treason?

Posted by: Stark at March 26, 2015 09:36 PM (xHPBp)

392 So you want to bomb bomb bomb iran. Of course you chicken hawks won't be the ones doing the bombing. Iran says thank you very much for the bombing and that will end the war. Only in faux news wet dreams!

Posted by: captain*arizona at March 26, 2015 09:36 PM (eCClo)

393 Notre Dame looks for real.

They could possibly beat Kentucky.

I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin.

And Obama is a dangerous idiot who I despise.

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2015 09:36 PM (MDgS8)

394 Did I "assault your sensitivity"?

I was formally counseled for that exact thing just before I retired... MCPO who did it was apologizing as he did it... but he had been 'directed'...

Why???? I had punk nosed kid who'd been in the Navy for about 10 minutes... who'd been late to class about 5 times... when I passed him in the passageway... late again, I said "get your ass to class'...

His response?.... "yah... right"...

Well.... next thing ya know he is at attention, against the wall, in the hallway, while I explain the facts of military life to him...

Right then.... 2 other classes go on break, and get an ear full... as I explain that 'I have more time sitting on the shitter in the Persian Gulf, than you do since you left F'n High School... and I'd be Gawd Damned if I was going to let his shipmates get killed, because he could not follow simple orders with out back sassing his Mental, Moral, and ranking superiors'...

Luckily... I soon retired....

Posted by: BB Wolf
****

Nah. Making fun of the yellow card crap etc the Army has.
It was either try to laugh about the post or cry.
The left has eaten out the core of America and left a shell.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:37 PM (F0Cog)

395 Just saying: I think that this intervention in Yemen is the Arab League's dry run for Iran. If they can cooperate, coordinate, and manage logistics successfully, then they might say to each other "Okay. Let's do this again sometime... but on a larger scale and further east."

Posted by: Naes at March 26, 2015 09:37 PM (YhayY)

396 "Mini-14, or Mini-30"

Mini-14 I believe. Big enough to kill anything I hunt. Ammo cheaper and you can carry more of it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 09:37 PM (qAi44)

397 And fuck John McCain in his prolapsed asshole.

Traitor.

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2015 09:37 PM (MDgS8)

398 Posted by: Kal at March 26, 2015 09:16 PM (49Op/)

Ask the Congress.

They can do a great deal to make Obama allies suffer if this deal is made.

Posted by: eman at March 26, 2015 09:37 PM (MQEz6)

399
If I were Israel and wanted a solution, I'd arrange for a few EMP events and shut Iran's electricity off.

Follow that with some precision bombings of the entrance and exits of the known underground facilities to deny access.

More feasible rather than popping a nuke.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 26, 2015 09:38 PM (jeCnD)

400 still no sign of appetite.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (KJLsF)
Anna Puma, perhaps you've already thought of these things but I've had good success with canned beef or chicken broth (get the salted, it makes them want water, which is good), even just off a spoon. Also, Gerber 2nd Foods jars of meat - beef, chicken, turkey, ham. Prayers continue. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 09:38 PM (EgOr3)

401 Is it wrong that I wish our trolls had been on the plane that *landed* in the Alps?

I've had enough of their shit. Seriously. Enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:38 PM (FsuaD)

402 They can do a great deal to make Obama allies suffer if this deal is made.

How so?

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2015 09:38 PM (MDgS8)

403 379: Jane, congrats on keeping your cool. I don't know how I would react to that. Anarchy is right around the corner. Progs started it. They are not going to like how it ends.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 09:38 PM (ucDmr)

404

He's devious. But he ain't smart. He is stumbling us into World War 3 because he's an inflexible, intractable naif who is so utterly brainwashed by 50 years of ideology that he lacks all self-awareness and awareness of the real world around him.

In a classroom, you laugh at these jerks. He's in the friggin' Oval Office.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:32 PM (St6BJ)


Yes yet given genius status by lefties. So smart n fact that we mere mortals cannot understand his gamesmanship. Yeah well we had it pegged all along. Narcissistic America/Jew hater.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 26, 2015 09:39 PM (o2yvE)

405 Others were motivated by the notion of nuclear parity; one way to prevent a nuclear war, they reasoned, was to make sure that no nation had a monopoly on that awesome power.

That requires America Hate as a basis-- ie, America bad, must be balanced to be safe.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:39 PM (MMC8r)

406 Israel is almost certainly going to do something if this deal goes through. It is an honest-to-God existential threat in the making. I am in utter disbelief.

Posted by: Stark at March 26, 2015 09:39 PM (xHPBp)

407 399
If I were Israel and wanted a solution, I'd arrange for a few EMP events and shut Iran's electricity off.

Follow that with some precision bombings of the entrance and exits of the known underground facilities to deny access.

More feasible rather than popping a nuke.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 26, 2015 09:38 PM (jeCnD)



That's my thinking as well. But an EMP is a nuke, and there will be hell to pay for lighting a few off.

Still, there are precious few alternatives, if any.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:39 PM (St6BJ)

408 No flaming ball-sack?

Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2015 09:40 PM (FcR7P)

409
Yes yet given genius status by lefties. So smart n fact that we mere mortals cannot understand his gamesmanship. Yeah well we had it pegged all along. Narcissistic America/Jew hater.



EVERYTHING we've said about him has been proven as true.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:40 PM (MMC8r)

410 Mini-14, stainless.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2015 09:40 PM (go6ud)

411 Well, we did know that Lenin Nobel Peace Prize would come in handy some day.

Posted by: Bill H at March 26, 2015 09:40 PM (3sZO1)

412 All prayers are sincerely appreciated. He is walking about. Let Mama cat lick him. But still not interested in water or food.

PG, Roo is the one sick.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 09:40 PM (KJLsF)

413 Obama has 666 days left in office today.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (Y92Nd)

Now THAT I didn't need.

-
Eh. What's the worst thing that could happen?

If you like numbers, though, try this. Hitler became Chancellor in 1933. Six years later the serious Jew killing began. Obama became president in 2009 and six years later is now.

Bonus: Hitler wasn't a true German but rather an Austrian. Obama is not a true American and is more of a Kenyan/Indonesian mongrel.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 26, 2015 09:40 PM (UYzxz)

414 So, can we impeach the JEF for being a traitor to the United States?

And please don't go, "but, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" on me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:40 PM (FsuaD)

415 403 379: Jane, congrats on keeping your cool. I don't know how I would react to that. Anarchy is right around the corner. Progs started it. They are not going to like how it ends.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 09:38 PM (ucDmr)

Job well done Jane.

However, it's about time they had someone in their grill instead of vice versa

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 09:41 PM (znRvO)

416 ((((anna)))) ((((roo))))

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2015 09:41 PM (u8GsB)

417 Mini-14, or Mini-30. It is the only rifle you will ever have for any purpose. Which?>>>

The Mini 30 Better hunting round and one of the design reasons for the 556 is logistics of a group to lay down suppressing fire with a big supply of ammo. Not a likely end times scenario.

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 09:41 PM (W2Cji)

418 Am I still banned?

Posted by: bossy barbara at March 26, 2015 09:41 PM (F2IAQ)

419 I keep bringing it up but I genuinely want to know. I keep reading that Obama is giving away the farm to the Iranians--effectively guaranteeing a nuclear-capable Iran--because he's obsessed with his legacy. How in the world can he possibly view this as a major foreign policy accomplishment? Is Valerie Jarrett the driver behind all of this? And if she is, who's driving her?

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2015 09:41 PM (gJU39)

420 They have confused political identity with religious identity.
Posted by: Tilikum
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Similarly, the Episcopalians (and I paint with a deservedly broad brush here) have confused social activism with spiritual activism.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:41 PM (l1zOH)

421 Hope your kittaw gets better soon Anna.

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2015 09:41 PM (MDgS8)

422 Jane, congrats on keeping your cool. I don't know how I would react to that. Anarchy is right around the corner. Progs started it. They are not going to like how it ends.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo
****

(Tilikum whistles as he builds up his gun and ammunition stockpile)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:42 PM (F0Cog)

423
I remember my brother, who has a flair for the dramatic exaggeration, telling me back in 2009 that Fuck-Face would bring WW3 down on us. I poo-pooed that.

Boy is he looking like a genius.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:42 PM (St6BJ)

424 And the President of the United States will at best condemn our ally, at worst he'll go to war against them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 26, 2015 08:35 PM (GEICT)


The one bright spot in this is he does not have the power to declare war... only Congress can.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 26, 2015 09:43 PM (5DGKy)

425 Am I still banned?


Are you contrite?

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2015 09:43 PM (MDgS8)

426 Why am I banned most of the time and then it works when I am too frustrated to talk. I try posting on Firefox and Epic.

Posted by: bossy barbara at March 26, 2015 09:43 PM (F2IAQ)

427 418 Am I still banned?
Posted by: bossy barbara at March 26, 2015 09:41 PM (F2IAQ)


Did you sleep with the right people?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:43 PM (St6BJ)

428 Our son's reaction, when told he was getting the stink-eye from the table full of progs, was, "I don't care. Let it go, everyone."

Even our liberal British friend (who used to be an Obamabot) was pissed.

The gloves will come off, eventually.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:43 PM (FsuaD)

429 Unfortunately I smell upset

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 09:43 PM (znRvO)

430
He's devious. But he ain't smart. He is stumbling us into World War 3 because he's an inflexible, intractable naif who is so utterly brainwashed by 50 years of ideology that he lacks all self-awareness and awareness of the real world around him.

In a classroom, you laugh at these jerks. He's in the friggin' Oval Office.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:32 PM (St6BJ)

But the maddening thing is - nobody in friggin' DC stands up to this guy. It's not just him, it's the fools and knaves he's surrounded himself with - The gigglin' Psak, Joe the Paste Eater, the stupid asskissers in the media...

I'm an ordinary woman, not a geopolitical expert and I can see what a evil, boneheaded move this is - and nobody else but us conservatives can? Really? The Dems in DC - yes, they hate America, but do they really want to see NYC and DC get destroyed with a suitcase nuke? They want to rule America, not a bunch of smoking ruins.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 09:43 PM (+XMAD)

431 How in the world can he possibly view this as a major foreign policy accomplishment?

Because he's on the other side.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:43 PM (MMC8r)

432 Mini-14 I believe. Big enough to kill anything I hunt. Ammo cheaper and you can carry more of it.

I'd be worried about the 5.56 tearing up the game - I'd would have thought that a bigger, slower-moving bullet would work better for hunting.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 26, 2015 09:44 PM (JwhWP)

433 Did you sleep with the right people?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

My husband is alright to me.

Posted by: bossy barbara at March 26, 2015 09:44 PM (F2IAQ)

434
The one bright spot in this is he does not have the power to declare war... only Congress can.


Posted by: redbanzai at March 26, 2015 09:43 PM (5DGKy)
I'm sure there's an Executive Order for that . . . {spits}

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 09:44 PM (EgOr3)

435 The Mutt has gone off the Reservation on this one...

Posted by: IKE for President at March 26, 2015 09:44 PM (/WmRg)

436 425 Am I still banned?


Are you contrite?
Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2015 09:43 PM (MDgS

Mr. Hammer is the club president

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 09:44 PM (znRvO)

437 Wouldn't it be something if the New Arab League took care of Israels Iran nuke problem

What would the JEF do? Punish the gulf oil states? Destroy the world economy?

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 09:45 PM (zOTsN)

438 How in the world can he possibly view this as a
major foreign policy accomplishment?

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2015 09:41 PM (gJU39)


Because, for some reason, he has a hard on hatred for Israel and always has.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 26, 2015 09:45 PM (5DGKy)

439 Thanks, Donna. Yes, I'll get another shot, might be a couple weeks though.

Posted by: Lincolntf1@hotmail.com at March 26, 2015 09:45 PM (2cS/G)

440 424
The one bright spot in this is he does not have the power to declare war... only Congress can."

That's right. And it's not like he can ignore this on a whim and attack who he wants.

Posted by: Qaddafi at March 26, 2015 09:45 PM (YhayY)

441 433 Did you sleep with the right people?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

My husband is alright to me.
Posted by: bossy barbara at March 26, 2015 09:44 PM (F2IAQ)


In that case, you're in.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:45 PM (St6BJ)

442 My husband is alright to me.
Posted by: bossy barbara at March

But is he right?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 09:45 PM (znRvO)

443 395 Just saying: I think that this intervention in Yemen is the Arab League's dry run for Iran. If they can cooperate, coordinate, and manage logistics successfully, then they might say to each other "Okay. Let's do this again sometime... but on a larger scale and further east."
Posted by: Naes at March 26, 2015 09:37 PM (YhayY)


Maybe, but remember the legendary Arab military incompetence. Even American-trained Iraqis folded like a cheap suit against ISIS.

The Iranians are Persians, not Arabs.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

444 422: Never talk about guns and ammo stockpiles, unless you are referring to awful canoe accidents with said things. That is the only way now.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 09:46 PM (ucDmr)

445 437 What would the JEF do? Punish the gulf oil states? Destroy the world economy?
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 09:45 PM (zOTsN)


Dude, he's a Marxist. He WANTS to do that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:46 PM (St6BJ)

446 Because, for some reason, he has a hard on hatred for Israel and always has.

His whore mother?

His whore gammy?

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2015 09:46 PM (MDgS8)

447 Am I still banned?


Are you contrite?

-
Say 21 Hail Aces and contemplate your sin.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 26, 2015 09:46 PM (LImiJ)

448

Because, for some reason, he has a hard on hatred for Israel and always has.


It's one of the Pillars of Leftism.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:46 PM (MMC8r)

449 I keep bringing it up but I genuinely want to know. I keep reading that Obama is giving away the farm to the Iranians--effectively guaranteeing a nuclear-capable Iran--because he's obsessed with his legacy. How in the world can he possibly view this as a major foreign policy accomplishment? Is Valerie Jarrett the driver behind all of this? And if she is, who's driving her?

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2015 09:41 PM (gJU39)


Soro's dick is in jarret's ass, and jarret has obama's balls in her hand making him talk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2015 09:46 PM (FMbng)

450 Obama has wanted to stick it to The Man since birth. It was bred into him.

And The Man is not just anyone who's white, but Europeans, teh Jooos, the US, etc.

He has a plan. And it ends badly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:46 PM (FsuaD)

451 Progs started it. They are not going to like how it ends.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo


Dunno why, but feeling all pissy tonight. Let me have the first troll.

Posted by: dogfish at March 26, 2015 09:47 PM (1vYi0)

452 But Egypt plus Israel is formidable

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 09:47 PM (zOTsN)

453
Anyone know any second story guys? There's this safe in the offices of the LA Times . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:47 PM (St6BJ)

454 406 Israel is almost certainly going to do something if this deal goes through. It is an honest-to-God existential threat in the making. I am in utter disbelief.
Posted by: Stark at March 26, 2015 09:39 PM (xHPBp)

If Israel has to do something, I think they'll have the backing of most of the countries in the ME who are scared sh*tless of Iran. There won't be public cheering but, if some air space is violated, there will be no consequences. If some intelligence is shared, no one will really know. Israel will be doing the dirty work the other countries want to do but can't.

Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 09:47 PM (UFV5W)

455 406 Israel is almost certainly going to do something if this deal goes through. It is an honest-to-God existential threat in the making. I am in utter disbelief.
Posted by: Stark at March 26, 2015 09:39 PM (xHPBp)

If Israel has to do something, I think they'll have the backing of most of the countries in the ME who are scared sh*tless of Iran. There won't be public cheering but, if some air space is violated, there will be no consequences. If some intelligence is shared, no one will really know. Israel will be doing the dirty work the other countries want to do but can't.

Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 09:47 PM (UFV5W)

456 Why am I banned most of the time and then it works when I am too frustrated to talk. I try posting on Firefox and Epic.
Posted by: bossy
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Barbara - Well..., you are using Epic right now, right? I know everything......

Actually, I recognize the hash as one of Epic's proxies. Some of Epic's proxies have been banned. When you happen to end up on one of those banned proxies, you can't get in. The simple solution is to exit Epic, and start it up again. It may take a bunch of tries.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:47 PM (l1zOH)

457 Never talk about guns and ammo stockpiles, unless you are referring to awful canoe accidents with said things. That is the only way now.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo

***

Yes. I am hoping to rebuild after my tragic loss. Why oh why did I take all my guns and ammo fishing?! What was I thinking?!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:47 PM (F0Cog)

458
The Iranians are Persians, not Arabs.


They were fought to a standstill by Iraq.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:47 PM (MMC8r)

459 "Never talk about guns and ammo stockpiles, unless you are referring to awful canoe accidents with said things."



Did I forget to add "ewwww icky gun and I hate guns"......?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 09:47 PM (qAi44)

460 449 Soro's dick is in jarret's ass, and jarret has obama's balls in her hand making him talk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2015 09:46 PM (FMbng)


You know what I call that?

"The Aristocrats!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:47 PM (St6BJ)

461 Good on you Jane. I don't think I could have kept my cool.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at March 26, 2015 09:48 PM (/IQip)

462 How in the world can he possibly view this as a

major foreign policy accomplishment?


Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2015 09:41 PM (gJU39)

Because it gets John Kerry a freakin' Nobel Peace Prize and then he'll quit whining about the d@mn thing and OPuttPutt can get back to vacationing and there ya go. Major. Accomplishment.

Posted by: anisocialist at March 26, 2015 09:48 PM (eGr8Z)

463 Oh to be totally transparent I have way more 7.62 than 5.56 in the lake. So my opinion may be skewed. (7.62 used to be cheaper)

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 09:49 PM (W2Cji)

464 Someone should really trawl the inlets and sounds around Savannah. They'd pick up a wealth of guns from tragic boating accidents.

Including ours. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:49 PM (FsuaD)

465 Rhetorical question: Who arrests the President when the President commits treason? The Secret Service? The military? The FBI?
And hypothetically speaking a superior within the agency gave an order not to arrest; would that person be arrested as well for nonfeasance related charges?
How sad the soul of someone sworn to protect this country, and yet failing to answer this question correctly

Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 26, 2015 09:49 PM (A9KzJ)

466 A Mini-either wouldn't be my choice of weapon.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 09:49 PM (rwI+c)

467 Actually, I recognize the hash as one of Epic's proxies. Some of
Epic's proxies have been banned. When you happen to end up on one of
those banned proxies, you can't get in. The simple solution is to exit
Epic, and start it up again. It may take a bunch of tries.




Who are you and how do you know that?

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2015 09:49 PM (MDgS8)

468 Sean Connery or Clint Eastwood

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 09:49 PM (zOTsN)

469
If there is a "deal" what are the odds that Iran rejects it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:49 PM (St6BJ)

470 I'm an ordinary woman, not a geopolitical expert and I can see what a evil, boneheaded move this is - and nobody else but us conservatives can?

Had a conversation with a relative and I brought up politics. She said, flatly, in a voice that was just short of hostile. "I don't want to talk about it."

Posted by: PlaneGail at March 26, 2015 09:50 PM (DkXzm)

471 O/T but a great read

how to win in a dogfight

http://tinyurl.com/jwdm9bc

Posted by: redclay at March 26, 2015 09:50 PM (GM8B7)

472 "Did they do it thrice before the cock crowed?"


Yes, actually, they did. It was chilling.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 09:51 PM (J6suc)

473 Iran doesn't need a deal. They will get everything they want without one. The west needs the deal. It's a fig leaf to drop sanctions

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 09:51 PM (zOTsN)

474 459: Not icky guns, just paranoia. The less certain people know, the better. I will not discuss anything in my posession I don't trust anybody when it comes to that shit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 09:51 PM (ucDmr)

475 If there is a "deal" what are the odds that Iran rejects it?

100%

Posted by: Simon Morley at March 26, 2015 09:51 PM (N+9eg)

476 Because it gets John Kerry a freakin' Nobel Peace Prize and then he'll quit whining about the d@mn thing and OPuttPutt can get back to vacationing and there ya go. Major. Accomplishment.
Posted by: anisocialist at March 26, 2015 09

Maybe Oslo will be one of their test cities

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 09:51 PM (znRvO)

477 "how to win in a dogfight
http://tinyurl.com/jwdm9bc"

Rule #1: Be a bigass dog.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 26, 2015 09:51 PM (lG2E3)

478 What happens after "we" bomb iran what do they do in retaliation? Neo-con artist vermon never think of that just like they said iraq would be a cake walk since none of their kids were in the over 4,000 dead!

Posted by: captain*arizona at March 26, 2015 09:52 PM (eCClo)

479 What makes me really sad is that now all those fish are killing each other with my guns!
I feel so awful!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:52 PM (F0Cog)

480 Badgers...yessss!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 26, 2015 09:53 PM (/pOl7)

481
Because it gets John Kerry a freakin' Nobel Peace Prize
Posted by: anisocialist



And then he can throw it away....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 09:53 PM (kdS6q)

482 So many young men and women in the last couple of years chose to not re-up. My son's reason was he couldn't serve under a CiC he couldn't respect.

He clearly remembers his vow to protect against "enemies both foreign and domestic.

How do our military react when they're ordered to go up against its citizenry? And what's up with the latest exercises as highlighted on Drudge?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:53 PM (FsuaD)

483 Ok, yeah, this is an utter betrayal of America and her people and her ally, Israel. And yes, it makes nuclear war in the Middle East more likely. But have you seen Obama's "brackets?"

Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2015 09:53 PM (qyomX)

484 Oh, noboby knows "exactly" what I have if any, anymore.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 09:54 PM (qAi44)

485 Someone should really trawl the inlets and sounds around Savannah.
-------------------

Calibogue Sound. No kidding..., actually happened while duck hunting. Remington 1100.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:54 PM (l1zOH)

486 479: Are the fish using a gun with that black thing that goes up? Pandamonium.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 09:54 PM (ucDmr)

487 That's my thinking as well. But an EMP is a nuke, and there will be hell to pay for lighting a few off.

Still, there are precious few alternatives, if any.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 09:39 PM (St6BJ)


Not necessarily. A widespread-effect EMP weapon is a space-detonated nuke, but there are non-nuclear EMP weapons that are a bit more localized.

Posted by: steveegg at March 26, 2015 09:54 PM (cL79m)

488 Say 21 Hail Aces and contemplate your sin.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 26, 2015 09:46 PM (LImiJ)

Ha! Good one.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 09:54 PM (+XMAD)

489 Think of the size of the Peace Prize he'll get for nuking Israel.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:54 PM (MMC8r)

490 Ooohhhhh


Al Sisi of Egypt said he wants to "protect the ethnic identity of the Arab world"


That sounds ominous

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 09:54 PM (zOTsN)

491
What happens after "we" bomb iran,,,? Neo-con artist vermon....
Posted by: captain*arizona




Then we haz the sex. With ur Mom.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 09:54 PM (kdS6q)

492 Kitteh's bloodwork is all over the place. White
count almost nil. Platelets very low. Red count showing he's fighting
off a virus. FIV shows negative. And his urine was dark orange and they
said there were blood clots in it. Along with a 106F temp.

So now
indoors and napping. Was given two medicines to administer. He got a
steroid shot to help fight the fever. But still no sign of appetite.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 09:25 PM (KJLsF)


I don't know if it would help with your kittah, but I have had really good luck with ground chicken cooked together with pure pack pumpkin (base recipe 3 lbs. of ground chicken cooked with 2 30 oz. cans of pumpkin).

Posted by: redbanzai at March 26, 2015 09:55 PM (5DGKy)

493 I do take some comfort in knowing that we can take Iran off the world map in about 30 minutes. That's a result that no one really wants and we'd be the world's *ssholes for a few decades for doing it, but we're not exactly helpless. Having them get their one shot at us would be tragic, but we'd prevail. Pretty quickly.

Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 09:55 PM (UFV5W)

494 Iran will never get nukes, Israel will never let it happen.

Posted by: spypeach at March 26, 2015 09:55 PM (/vbEv)

495 484 Oh, noboby knows "exactly" what I have if any, anymore.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 09

Well that's nuanced. But between the lines I read, all my f*cking guns are in Lake Fork

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 09:55 PM (znRvO)

496 I don't trust anybody when it comes to that shit.
Posted by: Chavez
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As though everyone here isn't known..., and on a watch list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 09:56 PM (l1zOH)

497 "How's the owlet doing? Did he ever get any grub(s)?"

Mom brought dinner, fed the little one, convinced the other owlet to come home, and they all had a feast. Two owlets together in the nest now. Rain drizzling.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 09:56 PM (J6suc)

498
Al Sisi of Egypt said he wants to "protect the ethnic identity of the Arab world"


That sounds ominous


I dunno-- al Sisi's been the one cleaning out the Brotherhood and other Jihadis. Maybe it's a cover for ethnic cleansing, but the ethnicities in this case might be a lot more limited than we're used to...

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:56 PM (MMC8r)

499 494 Iran will never get nukes, Israel will never let it happen.
Posted by: spypeach at March 26, 2015 09

Never is a long time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 09:57 PM (znRvO)

500 He's talking arab vs persian

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 09:57 PM (zOTsN)

501 I hate those artist vermon.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:57 PM (MMC8r)

502 An EMP. We're living in the 1800's again. No water. Sewage treatment. Electricity. Food. Cars won't work.

Stock up on bicycles, water, and food stores. Oh, and recover those lost weapons and ammo.

My husband laughs at me. Then, he was raised by city living liberals. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:57 PM (FsuaD)

503 Are the fish using a gun with that black thing that goes up? Pandamonium.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo
****

Especially those. Oh the hu...fishmanity?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 09:58 PM (F0Cog)

504 Iran will never get nukes, Israel will never let it happen.

Except that Bibi had the fight of his life to win re-election a couple of weeks ago and, as someone noted earlier today, the top echelon of the Mossad has been increasingly left-leaning, like our own CIA. I'd love to have that kind of confidence in Israel but I'm not sure it's warranted at this point, with all the long knives coming at them.

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 09:58 PM (EgOr3)

505 Israel will be doing the dirty work the other countries want to do but can't.
Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 09:47 PM (UFV5W)

But of course, the other countries will join in the world wide condemnation of Israel, while secretly breathing a sigh of relief.

Remember when Israel destroyed Saddam's nuclear capability back in the early '80's? The world was outraged, just outraged.

Fortunately, Israel cares more about survival than trying to win popularity contests.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 09:59 PM (+XMAD)

506 "Well that's nuanced."



I have my little secrets. Or, maybe I don't.



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 09:59 PM (qAi44)

507
ThunderB - was that a recent al-Sisi statement? Haven't seen it.

Probably because my years-long "news" near-blackout - cuz I couldn't bear the idiocy and distortion, and couldn't believe what I was seeing - has taken its toll. After an entire life immersed, and involved, in all this.

Odd, because I believe the only "ethnic" definition of "Arab" is "speaks Arabic as native language". Yes it's kinda weird to group blue-eyed Circassians and dark-as-night Sudanese in the same "ethnic" group, but .... there it is. Or was.

Anyway, I have no idea whether that phraseology is typical for an Egyptian or other Arab leader, or has some special resonance I'm missing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2015 09:59 PM (afQnV)

508 465 Rhetorical question: Who arrests the President when the President commits treason? The Secret Service? The military? The FBI?
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 26, 2015 09:49 PM (A9KzJ)

Good question. I've always wondered (actually, only wondered since Obama got elected) what would happen if a President, at the end of his term, said "I'm not leaving." I assume there are plans to deal with such a scenario.

Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 09:59 PM (UFV5W)

509 Posted by: captain*arizona at March 26, 2015 09:36 PM (eCClo)

I noticed you tossed in the 'chickenhawks' pejorative. You are aware, aren't you, that many of us who frequent this site are veterans, right? You did know this? No? You do now.


To your point: we are never so close to war with the mad mullahs of Iran as we are when we have a weak, sniveling, anti-Semitic piece of shit in the White House like Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama. So yeah, we'll almost certainly need to bomb Iran at some point in the not-so-distant future but only because the American Left has completely lost its collective hold on reality.

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2015 10:00 PM (gJU39)

510 Except that Bibi had the fight of his life to win re-election a couple of weeks ago and, as someone noted earlier today, the top echelon of the Mossad has been increasingly left-leaning, like our own CIA. I'd love to have that kind of confidence in Israel but I'm not sure it's warranted at this point, with all the long knives coming at them.
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2015 09:58 PM (EgOr3)

you may be right, but I'm praying you're not.

Posted by: spypeach at March 26, 2015 10:00 PM (/vbEv)

511
Remember when Israel destroyed Saddam's nuclear capability back in the early '80's? The world was outraged, just outraged.


Remember that mystery strike in Syria? No one said anything. Not even the Syrians.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 10:00 PM (MMC8r)

512 "vermon"

This is known as a "tell."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 26, 2015 10:00 PM (lG2E3)

513 Iranians are not Arab. They are Persian. He was talking about iran encroaching on the Arab world

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 10:00 PM (zOTsN)

514 Cars won't work. >>>

Modern cars may go tits up pre 60s stuff will likely be ok and the parts are few that would fry and easy to protect.

Getting gasoline will be harder since all the manufacture will be toast.

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 10:01 PM (W2Cji)

515 Idiot voters of America made this possible. Blame them. Blame your family, friends, etc whoever voted for him.

Posted by: Dan at March 26, 2015 10:02 PM (COpZ4)

516 >>Remember when Israel destroyed Saddam's nuclear capability back in the early '80's? The world was outraged, just outraged.

Remember that mystery strike in Syria? No one said anything. Not even the Syrians.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower


Further, an Iranian facility blew the f' up about 2 years ago. No one has said a thing since.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2015 10:02 PM (JBzwC)

517 Troll not so smert. This shit makes war *more* likely, not less.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 26, 2015 10:02 PM (e+1S5)

518 "Getting gasoline will be harder since all the manufacture will be toast."


If you know of any wells nearby you might be able to get "drip." Old cars are fine enough with that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:02 PM (qAi44)

519 515
Idiot voters of America made this possible. Blame them. Blame your family, friends, etc whoever voted for him.

Posted by: Dan at March 26, 2015 10:02 PM (COpZ4)


Oh, I do. Every. Single. Day. And then I pray God forgives me for my thoughts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:03 PM (FsuaD)

520 Troll not so smert. This shit makes war *more* likely, not less.
Posted by: DC
----------------

Trolls gotta troll. It's all they got.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 10:03 PM (l1zOH)

521 @270: "I need to know the moment to take action, what action to take and who is by my side."

You may have to be the first guy to go over the parapet - so it may fall to you to decide the moment, and the action, and then see if anyone at all is with you. And yes, your effort may very well be for nothing and accomplish nothing.

Pretty daunting to think about. And it applies to every one of us.


Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 26, 2015 10:03 PM (amQXf)

522
Iran will never get nukes, Israel will never let it happen.



We let the Soviets get the Bomb, din du nuthin.

Pakistan - relatively mild sanctions.

China -- din du nuthin, although I seem to recall stories of some "hmmm - what if we preempted" talk by either us or the Ruskies.

Very hard for a Western Liberal Democracy to pull the trigger.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 10:04 PM (kdS6q)

523 If you know of any wells nearby you might be able to get "drip." Old cars are fine enough with that.
Posted by: Ricardo
--------------------------------

I don't want to get the drip..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 10:04 PM (l1zOH)

524 Badgers #1 seed, keep movin' on!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 26, 2015 10:04 PM (/pOl7)

525 502 An EMP. We're living in the 1800's again. No water. Sewage treatment. Electricity. Food. Cars won't work.

Stock up on bicycles, water, and food stores. Oh, and recover those lost weapons and ammo.

My husband laughs at me. Then, he was raised by city living liberals. Sigh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 09:57 PM (FsuaD)




A good woman never tells hubby I told you so. LOL

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 26, 2015 10:04 PM (WNERA)

526 Iranians are not Arab. They are Persian. He was talking about iran encroaching on the Arab world

Reminded me of this amusing sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5QcdLf9IU

I AM ARAB.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 26, 2015 10:04 PM (0NdlF)

527 Talk now that the Airbus co-pilot suffered from depression.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 10:05 PM (MMC8r)

528 cthulhu: The Israelis are probably telling the Saudis that
the optics would be better if it were a Saudi-delivered Pakistani
bomb....but they'll be happy to handle ECM and escort the Saudi bomber
in.




Not needed. the Saudis bought a bunch of IRBMs from the Chinese last year.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:05 PM (6fIOn)

529 Yes, Sunni Arabs are generally incompetent militarily but that's against
Western-trained enemies. It was Iraqi's Shia Arabs who fled in the face of ISIS and the Sunnis in Iraq have quietly hedged their bets and let them slaughter each other. Iran is not exactly Cesar's Legion.
Iran's airforce still uses the Tomcat, the Su-24 and the Phantom. The Arab air forces are a whole generation ahead of them. Israel's is at least two generations ahead.

Posted by: Qaddafi at March 26, 2015 10:05 PM (YhayY)

530 Al Sisi quote is in tomorrow's NYT

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (zOTsN)

531 Gas pumps don't work without electricity. That 60's muscle car better have a starter protected in a Faraday Cage, or it is fried.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (F0Cog)

532 What happens after "we" bomb iran... Posted by: captain*arizona


Ha, ha. First, President Pussy wouldn't. Ever see how it was done in the early '90s? Oh thanks for McLame, Arizona.

Posted by: dogfish at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (1vYi0)

533 So, did the JEF diss the visiting head of NATO? Srsly?

He's going golfing in Florida this weekend.

It's like Special Barry doesn't even know what's going on in the world.

*rage headache*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (FsuaD)

534 Yellow six-pointed star embroiderer seeks Angel investor for new plant and equipment. Guaranteed returns.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Registered Independent at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (RubNX)

535 475 If there is a "deal" what are the odds that Iran rejects it?

100%
Posted by: Simon Morley at March 26, 2015 09:51 PM (N+9eg)


Obama would trash the Oval Office and the West Wing, but would it avert war for the time being?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (St6BJ)

536 " the Saudis bought a bunch of IRBMs from the Chinese last year."


I don't think a lot of people realize just how scared shitless the Saudi's are about a nuked-up Iran.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (qAi44)

537 I've seen blurbs about making any steel pole barn into a Faraday cage for EMP protection. Is that just BS or real?

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (W2Cji)

538 Not that the law matters at all in the new America, but even democrats in congress think Obama is crazy to do this. Is this considered a treaty? If so, aren't treaties supposed to conferred with congress as well? Again, not that the law even matters in the new America.

Posted by: Dan at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (COpZ4)

539
Who arrests the President when the President commits treason? The Secret Service? The military? The FBI?
Posted by: Grad School Fool




Batman? Pretty sure it's Batman.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (kdS6q)

540 519: That forgiveness is automatic. Even God had to straighten shit out once in awhile. Progs will never,ever get that. Also,karma baby.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 10:07 PM (ucDmr)

541 490 Ooohhhhh


Al Sisi of Egypt said he wants to "protect the ethnic identity of the Arab world"


That sounds ominous

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 09:54 PM (zOTsN)



Doesn't that make him a racist?

Oh, wait, he's not white. Of course not. Never mind.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

542 That 60's muscle car better have a starter protected in a Faraday Cage, or it is fried.
Posted by: Tilikum
------------------

Starter will be fine. The solid state ignition stuff will be toast...., and the radio.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 10:07 PM (l1zOH)

543 515 Idiot voters of America made this possible. Blame them. Blame your family, friends, etc whoever voted for him.
Posted by: Dan at March 26, 2015 10:02 PM (COpZ4)

I do. Every single dumb assed dolt who thought "binders of women" and free contraceptives were really, really important issues facing this country.

Yeah, you stupid assholes, if this country gets nuked because of Barky's treason, you won't have to worry about contraceptives. Exposure to radiation will do the trick.

Might have some trouble getting Obamacare coverage though.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 10:07 PM (+XMAD)

544 *rage headache*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (FsuaD)

I think that's all of us, lately.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 26, 2015 10:08 PM (3HxZe)

545 I don't want to get the drip..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 10:08 PM (znRvO)

546 I've seen blurbs about making any steel pole barn into a Faraday cage for EMP protection. Is that just BS or real?
Posted by: Robinson
------------------

I can imagine that working..., with some effort.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 10:08 PM (l1zOH)

547 Yeah, it's a bummer. Not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but a definite bummer. Some day, probably soon, I'll be working on-air with the whiny d-bag, and he will pay dearly.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 10:09 PM (2cS/G)

548 487 Not necessarily. A widespread-effect EMP weapon is a space-detonated nuke, but there are non-nuclear EMP weapons that are a bit more localized.
Posted by: steveegg at March 26, 2015 09:54 PM (cL79m)


I did not know that. I imagine a number of Mossad agents on the ground and in position, unless the devices are larger than a matzo box.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:09 PM (St6BJ)

549 527
Talk now that the Airbus co-pilot suffered from depression.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 10:05 PM (MMC8r)


That gives me a sad.

Imagine the last few seconds of "depression" the 149 innocent souls on board suffered.


Now imagine what God is meting out to Capt. "I'm Depressed."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:09 PM (FsuaD)

550 Dems are the party of those who cannot face reality.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:09 PM (F0Cog)

551 " Is that just BS or real?"


Well, a metal barn is essentially that.


But, I've read of some tests conducted on modern cars and they didn't suffer too much from EMP. There was enough metal in the car body to protect the electronics.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:09 PM (qAi44)

552 Deal or no deal iran will get its bomb

This deal is about dropping sanctions. It's a fig leaf for the west. It means nothing

Unless somebody stops them

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 10:10 PM (zOTsN)

553 "139
What's left to do? Sit back and hope a blue city is the one that gets it when they mullahs try to bring back the 13th Imam

Posted by: trump at March 26, 2015 08:47 PM (mctSY)"

Pretty much all cities are blue. If Dallas or Houston were nuked, Texas would be even more Republican. If Philadelphia were nuked, Pennsylvania would be a red state or at least in contention. If Seattle and Portland were nuked, Washington and Oregon would be red states.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 26, 2015 10:10 PM (KDbAT)

554 Obama and his minions should be decorating the lamp posts of Washington DC.

Posted by: Garrett at March 26, 2015 10:10 PM (9ZiGL)

555 I don't think a lot of people realize just how scared shitless the Saudi's are about a nuked-up Iran.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (qAi44)

Iran is on the back burner. Imagine ISIS on Texas doorstep in Oklahoma

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 10:10 PM (znRvO)

556 >>> 527 Talk now that the Airbus co-pilot suffered from depression.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 10:05 PM (MMC8r)

I don't get that. Sure, severe depression can make you suicidal. Not homicidal. That's something different that I do not understand.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 26, 2015 10:10 PM (W4LFA)

557 Idiot voters of America made this possible"

Well, to be fair, the GOPe did their part as well in ensuring the election of our first, er, second black president...

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 26, 2015 10:10 PM (KnbYp)

558 551: Do we have to put tinfoil hats on our cars now?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 10:10 PM (ucDmr)

559 536 " the Saudis bought a bunch of IRBMs from the Chinese last year."


I don't think a lot of people realize just how scared shitless the Saudi's are about a nuked-up Iran.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:06 PM (qAi44)


It's nervous nellies like them that touch shit off, not necessarily the Israelis.

See "The Bedford Incident" for reference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:10 PM (St6BJ)

560 "Now imagine what God is meting out to Capt. "I'm Depressed."


I think he contracted that job out. A guy "down South."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:11 PM (qAi44)

561 Dems are the party of those who cannot face reality.
Posted by: Tilikum
-----------------

I think that many occupy an alternate 'reality'. They actually believe their own smug rhetoric. Those are the useful idiots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 10:11 PM (l1zOH)

562 546 I've seen blurbs about making any steel pole barn into a Faraday cage for EMP protection. Is that just BS or real?
Posted by: Robinson
------------------

I can imagine that working..., with some effort.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 10:08 PM (l1zOH)


A thousand square feet of sheet lead to cap it off and you're in like Flynn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:12 PM (St6BJ)

563 502 An EMP. We're living in the 1800's again. No water. Sewage treatment. Electricity. Food. Cars won't work.

Old cars will work fine. Carburetor? Distributor cap? No problem after the initial burst. If you have a Dwell capacitor, you might have to replace that. Older Diesel with a mechanical fuel pump? Again, no problem.

Cars made after 1995? You are screwed.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:12 PM (6fIOn)

564 549 527
Talk now that the Airbus co-pilot suffered from depression.

I've suffered from depression. It never occurred to me to murder 167 innocent people because I had a sad.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 10:12 PM (+XMAD)

565 But, I've read of some tests conducted on modern cars and they didn't suffer too much from EMP. There was enough metal in the car body to protect the electronics"

That and they are pretty well shielded overall from dust, rapid temp changes, etc.
Surprisingly durable stuff there.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 26, 2015 10:13 PM (KnbYp)

566 "Imagine ISIS on Texas doorstep in Oklahoma"



Oklahoma is already filled with vicious, backward heathens.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:13 PM (qAi44)

567 563 Cars made after 1995? You are screwed.
Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:12 PM (6fIOn)

So reestablishing ties with Cuba was a good thing?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:13 PM (St6BJ)

568 Obama would trash the Oval Office and the West Wing, but would it avert war for the time being?

Iran will not honor any "deal". They want war. They want the "end".

Posted by: Simon Morley at March 26, 2015 10:13 PM (N+9eg)

569 See "The Bedford Incident" for reference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:10 PM (St6BJ)


Fire One

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 10:14 PM (W5DcG)

570 Israel will be doing the dirty work the other countries want to do but can't.

So... they're the Jews of the Middle East, then?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo does deadpan at March 26, 2015 10:14 PM (AVEe1)

571 But, I've read of some tests conducted on modern cars and they didn't
suffer too much from EMP. There was enough metal in the car body to
protect the electronics.>>>

So just hooking a good ground to the cars body when its parked may be just as effective if you don't have a steel building?

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 10:14 PM (W2Cji)

572 Who arrests the President when the President commits treason? The Secret Service? The military? The FBI?
Posted by: Grad School Fool




Batman? Pretty sure it's Batman.
***
Probably. Because Marvel characters (except for T Stizzle) are commie communist pinkos

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 26, 2015 10:14 PM (W+6Gl)

573 Congrats to the Badgers! Go Musketeers!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 10:14 PM (2cS/G)

574 So reestablishing ties with Cuba was a good thing? "

Nah. Most of those cars have been refitted with newer motors, etc. Nothing like popping the hood of a 50's GM ride and seeing "KIA" in big letters...

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 26, 2015 10:15 PM (KnbYp)

575 It takes a stone cold killer to drive a plane full of men, women, children, and babies into the side of an Alp. Because he's depressed.

I've dealt with my sister's bi-polar stuff, and it's torn our family (when parents were still alive) to pieces over the years.

I promised our mother on her death bed I'd make sure my sister was cared for and okay.

Jeeze louise. A sister who once made a six figure income, now needs help from us just to survive. Or she's lying. Hard to tell.

And she treats me, my husband, and son like crap. Yay!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:15 PM (FsuaD)

576 "Oklahoma is already filled with vicious, backward heathens"

so you have met my cousins, then?

Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 26, 2015 10:15 PM (A9KzJ)

577 558 551: Do we have to put tinfoil hats on our cars now?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March

Rich Amish drove by today, f*cking limo size buggy went by. One of these days they will be driving their convertibles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 10:15 PM (znRvO)

578 I think that many occupy an alternate 'reality'. They actually believe their own smug rhetoric. Those are the useful idiots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
****

The core of the left's beliefs is based mostly on narcissism.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:15 PM (F0Cog)

579 558
551: Do we have to put tinfoil hats on our cars now?

If you have a pre '80s car or truck, wrap a replacement electronic fuel pump and a replacement dwell capacitor in tinfoil, and hide them in the trunk. Know how to swap them in.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:15 PM (6fIOn)

580 I read in one Israeli newspaper that Schumer is going to vote for Bill to make congress vote on this "deal."

Let me look in my history of browsing today.

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 10:15 PM (sj3Ax)

581 ??Al Sisi of Egypt said he wants to "protect the ethnic identity of the Arab world"


>>That sounds ominous

Iranians aren't Arabs.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2015 10:16 PM (g1DWB)

582 I've suffered from depression. It never occurred to me to murder 167 innocent people because I had a sad.

Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 10:12 PM (+XMAD)


This.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:17 PM (FsuaD)

583 Oklahoma is already filled with vicious, backward heathens.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:13 PM (qAi44)

Meh. The shit going on in Yemen has those assholes puckered

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 10:18 PM (znRvO)

584 "So just hooking a good ground to the cars body when its parked may be just as effective if you don't have a steel building?"



The cars weren't grounded or anything as I recall.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:18 PM (qAi44)

585 Allen West is being accused of sexual harrassment. That Got News Now dude

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 10:18 PM (zOTsN)

586 582
I've suffered from depression. It never occurred to me to murder 167 innocent people because I had a sad.

Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 10:12 PM (+XMAD)
This"

Yet women do occasionally kill their children due to post partem depression though one has to assume another underlying mental illness.

Posted by: Qaddafi at March 26, 2015 10:19 PM (YhayY)

587 581 Iranians aren't Arabs.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2015 10:16 PM (g1DWB)

The Gulf is referred to as either the Persian Gulf or the Arabian Gulf. Just make sure you say the right term to the right party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:19 PM (St6BJ)

588 553
Pretty much all cities are blue. If Dallas or Houston were nuked, Texas would be even more Republican. If Philadelphia were nuked, Pennsylvania would be a red state or at least in contention. If Seattle and Portland were nuked, Washington and Oregon would be red states.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 26, 2015 10:10 PM (KDbAT)



Which is why I strongly suspect that the big cities will largely be spared, at least at first. A smart enemy will go after the parts of America that still work. Agriculture. Infrastructure. Stuff like that.

If they went for the cities right away, they would kill and inconvenience people who largely support them. Why would the Commies and Muzzies want to piss off their allies?

I live in the Philly suburbs, and I've played around with that nuclear effects website. A Hiroshima-sized bomb going off in the city would not affect me much unless the wind was blowing my way.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

589 So in other words....

Obama is providing the same services to the Iranians that the Republican House is providing to him?

Posted by: keninnorcal at March 26, 2015 10:19 PM (On0/h)

590 I think Israel has to reckon with the fact that if they bomb Iran's nukes, Obama will do something. I mean really DO something. They must be considering this.

Posted by: rrpjr at March 26, 2015 10:19 PM (s/yC1)

591 585 Allen West is being accused of sexual harrassment. That Got News Now dude
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 10:18 PM (zOTsN)


One word: LIE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:19 PM (St6BJ)

592 "The shit going on in Yemen has those assholes puckered"



Oh, shit, I can imagine.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:20 PM (qAi44)

593 Obnoxious A-hole:

Yea, but the more blue voters they kill, the greater the chance that the surviving majority will glass Dar Al Islam in its entirety.

They don't realize that the blue voters are the only reason they haven't already been subjected to canned sunshine.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:20 PM (6fIOn)

594 590 I think Israel has to reckon with the fact that if they bomb Iran's nukes, Obama will do something. I mean really DO something. They must be considering this.
Posted by: rrpjr at March 26, 2015 10:19 PM (s/yC1)


He does anything and it'll be the last thing he ever does.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:20 PM (St6BJ)

595 I've had the sad thoughts and just the thought of the pain it would bring to my family snapped me out of it. Taking others with me is incomprehensible but I'm not cray cray so WTF do I know.

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 10:21 PM (W2Cji)

596 585
Allen West is being accused of sexual harrassment. That Got News Now dude

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 10:18 PM (zOTsN)


But of course. He's black, after all, and can't control his sexual urges. Like the Mistress' male slaves.

/s *sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:21 PM (FsuaD)

597 I don't even know what to say. I never thought we'd have a president who was this blatantly evil. I'm not shocked by what TFG is doing, but I am horrified.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 10:21 PM (mx5oN)

598 I am pretty sure the President must be impeached first before he can be arrested and charged with a crime. However, in the new America, the law means nothing, so who knows!

Posted by: Dan at March 26, 2015 10:22 PM (COpZ4)

599 458
The Iranians are Persians, not Arabs.

They were fought to a standstill by Iraq.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:47 PM (MMC8r)

I don't believe so, just thinning the ranks of troublesome young'uns on both sides.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 26, 2015 10:23 PM (qry2M)

600 Any bets on "communications breakdowns" if oblahblah were to order our military to retaliate against an Israeli correction of his iran bomb deal?

Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 26, 2015 10:23 PM (A9KzJ)

601 Allen West is being accused of sexual harassment.

The Left has tried this ploy for years: http://tinyurl.com/ptpbexe

Hey it worked on Clarence Thomas! Except that... it didn't

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 10:23 PM (AVEe1)

602 Some PJMedia staffers, sounds like at least two possibly five

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 10:23 PM (zOTsN)

603 Let me guess, anything short of impeachment is collaboration?

What happens after the failed impeachment vote?


Shut the entire government down, no funding for anything until obama steps down "voluntarily" and wait for the next round of elections.

Your cowardly unwillingness to oppose him before now has left us without good options.

Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2015 10:23 PM (ZbV+0)

604 Somewhere in a bar, deep in DC, Boehner sits, shoving drink after drink down his orange throat, and thinking:


_______________________________________


Feel free to fill in the blank.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:23 PM (FsuaD)

605 600 Any bets on "communications breakdowns" if oblahblah were to order our military to retaliate against an Israeli correction of his iran bomb deal?
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 26, 2015 10:23 PM (A9KzJ)


"Sorry, last transmission garbled. Re-send."

Rinse. Repeat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:24 PM (St6BJ)

606
http://tinyurl.com/ns59u7g

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 10:24 PM (sj3Ax)

607
Allen West is being accused of sexual harrassment. That Got News Now dude


That would be racist if he were a Democrat.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 10:24 PM (MMC8r)

608 604 Somewhere in a bar, deep in DC, Boehner sits, shoving drink after drink down his orange throat, and thinking:


_______________________________________


Feel free to fill in the blank.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:23 PM (FsuaD)


"All I wanted was a few measly million in kick-backs. And now I gotta deal with this shit."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:25 PM (St6BJ)

609 Jane D'oh channels what Leftists want LIVs to think - [West]'s black, after all, and can't control his sexual urges.

Different decade, different black Republican; same dog-whistle

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 10:25 PM (AVEe1)

610 Which is why I strongly suspect that the big cities will largely be spared, at least at first. A smart enemy will go after the parts of America that still work. Agriculture. Infrastructure. Stuff like that.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

If a country like Iran tried to nuke us, they'd go for the biggest hit possible because they'll only get a chance or two to make an impact before they are wiped off the face of the earth. Nuking us is a suicide mission, not a boxing match.

Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 10:25 PM (UFV5W)

611 598 and the party of kneeling swallowers has already said that impeachment is off the table.

does the beat cop areest the mayor when the chief in on the take, or does the beat cop arrest the chief TOO?

Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 26, 2015 10:25 PM (A9KzJ)

612 So just hooking a good ground to the cars body when its parked may be just as effective if you don't have a steel building?
Posted by: Robinson
-----------------

That would make no difference.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 10:25 PM (l1zOH)

613 597: There are bigger and much smarter players than him in this. And, they actually have skin in the game. And don't forget balls.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 10:26 PM (ucDmr)

614 Somewhere in a bar, deep in DC, Boehner sits, shoving drink after drink down his orange throat, and thinking:>>>

I've got enough $ to last 5 lifetimes. F the rest of you as I build it to 6.

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 10:26 PM (W2Cji)

615 C'mon you assholes, we at least got beads for selling Manhattan!

Posted by: Disgruntled Indians at March 26, 2015 10:26 PM (JoIcn)

616 " There won't be public cheering but, if some air space is violated, there will be no consequences. If some intelligence is shared, no one will really know. Israel will be doing the dirty work the other countries want to do but can't."

The big question is, What will Obama do? There was a report he threatened to shoot down any Israeli strike on Iran. Obama is protecting Iran now.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 10:26 PM (J6suc)

617 and thinking:


You give him too much credit.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 26, 2015 10:27 PM (KnbYp)

618 I'm going to guess that if a President breaks the law, the regular police force can arrest him, am I right? He doesn't have immunity.
Now if it's treason? I'm going to guess the FBI.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2015 10:27 PM (8HGb7)

619
Soros and Ayers are pulling Omomzer's strings. Believe it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:27 PM (St6BJ)

620 Nuking us is a suicide mission, not a boxing match.

Would Obama actually retaliate or just set up a blue ribbon panel to determine what we did to make them hate us?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 10:28 PM (W5DcG)

621 If Israel is nuked off the map by Iran, expect the last nuke from their last
Dolphin sub to not be aimed at Tehran (it will already be
obliterated along with 90% of the Shias) but wherever Obama happens to be playing golf. Israel will be fully justified in
sending a message about the cost of betrayal.

Posted by: Qaddafi at March 26, 2015 10:28 PM (YhayY)

622 615 C'mon you assholes, we at least got beads for selling Manhattan!
Posted by: Disgruntled Indians at March 26, 2015 10:26 PM (JoIcn)


Anal beads and no lube.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:28 PM (St6BJ)

623 The Spanish Inquisition could arrest Obama.
No one would expect it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:28 PM (F0Cog)

624 610
If a country like Iran tried to nuke us, they'd go for the biggest hit possible because they'll only get a chance or two to make an impact before they are wiped off the face of the earth. Nuking us is a suicide mission, not a boxing match.

Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 10:25 PM (UFV5W)



*Who* is going to wipe them off the face of the Earth? Obama? Don't make me laugh.

Now if your answer is "the United States military, after they depose Obama and clap him in irons", then I'd agree.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

625 If a country wanted to seriously take us out, it would be multiple ICBMs with multiple EMPs.

If a bunch of loser terrorists wanted to prove to other loser terrorists how high they could write their names on a snowbank, they'd ship in a couple nukes and kill lots of people in high-density port-cities.

Iran's the former; the caliph is the latter.

I think we should worry more about the first possibility.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 10:29 PM (AVEe1)

626 JoeF. :

The president has immunity, and so do congress critters while congress is in session.

The only wa to punish a standing president for crimes is to impeach him.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:29 PM (6fIOn)

627 "Now if it's treason? I'm going to guess the FBI."



Yeah, right.

Posted by: Jim Comey at March 26, 2015 10:29 PM (qAi44)

628 "If they went for the cities right away, they would kill and inconvenience people who largely support them. Why would the Commies and Muzzies want to piss off their allies?"

I don't know if the Muzzies make those kind of distinctions. They didn't on 9/11. I don't think the 20 year olds who join ISIS (many of whom, apparently, come from primitive conditions in the country and resent the "city slickers" in urban Iraq) are sitting there poring over US electoral maps.

They want to make a statement to the world. The world knows American cities. They've seen Manhattan and LA and DC and Chicago in the movies. Hitting those places makes a bigger statement than blowing up a power plant in Idaho.

Yes, if they're smart they'll do as you say. But I'm not sure they are that smart - they're just incredibly brutal.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 10:29 PM (+XMAD)

629 What if a nuke goes off in an American city and no one claims the act?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:29 PM (F0Cog)

630 Almost every state would be Red if it wasn't for the big cities (which contain inner cities, of course). Even NJ. Sure there are libs all over the state, but Newark, Jersey City, Trenton, Camden, Paterson turn it blue....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2015 10:30 PM (8HGb7)

631 Somewhere in Heaven, Chesty Puller is looking down at Obama. I can't even imagine what he's thinking.

But one thing's for sure, his Marines won't turn on the citizens of the U.S. Ever.

Let the Marines march into the WH and drag the JEF's stringy, skinny ass out in chains.

My fantasy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:30 PM (FsuaD)

632 If Iran sends any nukes our way, my guess is that they'd preferentially try to take out American concentrations of Jews.

Posted by: Piercello at March 26, 2015 10:30 PM (QJCCx)

633 "
The Spanish Inquisition could arrest Obama."




Are they available?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:30 PM (qAi44)

634 OOH RAH Jane!

Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 26, 2015 10:31 PM (A9KzJ)

635 621 If Israel is nuked off the map by Iran, expect the last nuke from their last
Dolphin sub to not be aimed at Tehran (it will already be
obliterated along with 90% of the Shias) but wherever Obama happens to be playing golf. Israel will be fully justified in
sending a message about the cost of betrayal.
Posted by: Qaddafi at March 26, 2015 10:28 PM (YhayY)



I posted this thought earlier but it bears repeating in light of your comment.

Israel regards its security as a life and death matter. Anyone or any entity that has threatened that has been on the wrong end of the Mossad (see Gerald Bull etc.)

Barack Obama is doing serious damage to Israel's security and his actions are enabling a mortal enemy to be able to strike.

What should/could/would Israel's response be to this man, in light of what I have said?



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:31 PM (St6BJ)

636 That would make no difference.>>>

How could it not. The least resistant path is always what electricity takes.

Still talking pre 60s cars not the sensitive crap that you need to protect from ESD.

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 10:31 PM (W2Cji)

637 Are they available?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****

I'm not sure we can expect them to arrive.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:31 PM (F0Cog)

638 What happens if we get a woman? Sexist for 4 years if she tramples on The Constitution like zero has?
I think so little of TFG I don't capitalize zero now, iPad remembers TFG & capitalizes it.

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 10:31 PM (sj3Ax)

639 626, I didn't know that. Thanks. But what if--and this is macabre and purely rhetorical--he shoots his wife? Or rapes a babysitter?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2015 10:32 PM (8HGb7)

640 What if a nuke goes off in an American city and no one claims the act?

Then it's urban renewal, baby.

Posted by: King Barky at March 26, 2015 10:32 PM (lG2E3)

641 The Spanish Inquisition could arrest Obama."Are they available?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:30 PM


Yes. But we have to hurry. The credits are rolling already.

Posted by: cardinal ximenez at March 26, 2015 10:32 PM (tBSrv)

642 I didn't know that. Thanks. But what if--and this is macabre and purely rhetorical--he shoots his wife? Or rapes a babysitter?


Posted by: JoeF
****

The frame up didn't work on OJ/

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:33 PM (F0Cog)

643 604
Somewhere in a bar, deep in DC, Boehner sits, shoving drink after drink down his orange throat, and thinking:




*Sure, they're silk and, technically "ladies" underwear but, I feel so pretty wearing these.*

Barkeep! Another Appletini! Extra tini!

Posted by: Charlotte S. Spider at March 26, 2015 10:33 PM (JDOoY)

644 631: My fantasy as well. Just make sure Mooch and Aunt Esther are tossed in a dungeon somewhere and all is good.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 10:33 PM (ucDmr)

645 Different decade, different black Republican; same dog-whistle
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 10:25

Speaking of dogs.,which one are you talking to?
Posted byNOW

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 10:33 PM (znRvO)

646 640
What if a nuke goes off in an American city and no one claims the act?

Then it's urban renewal, baby."

Could they use a neutron bomb by any chance? Some of those cities are in nice areas.

Posted by: Naes at March 26, 2015 10:33 PM (YhayY)

647 Be gone, arachnid sock.

Posted by: jammer at March 26, 2015 10:34 PM (JDOoY)

648 Cruz is hoping they burn the place down so he won't have to put up with the choom smell.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (WNERA)

649
Okay, kids. Be of good cheer. See you in the AM.

Keep on keeping it IS-real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (St6BJ)

650 And what's with Mooch's shaved head? Going tribal?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (ucDmr)

651 608 604 Somewhere in a bar, deep in DC, Boehner sits, shoving drink after drink down his orange throat, and thinking:

"No matter how much I piss on the GOP base, the media still doesn't like me. Why? Does my breath stink? That can't be it. I chew Trident to cover up the smell of liquor. Biden's drunk all the time too, and they just love him."

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (+XMAD)

652 I support Israel and always have. But still, one of the reasons I hate this president so much is that he actually makes you root for another country over your own sometimes. If Israel takes out Iran--which I hope--it still makes me support a country that is thwarting the "best interests" of my own country.
Think about that.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (8HGb7)

653 Robinson:

60's cars have mechanical fuel pumps, and mechanical distributors. There may be solid state diodes in the alternator, but a car with a generator would not be effected.

If an EMP hit a '65 Volkswagon Beetle, the light bulbs might pop, and the radio might fry, but the fucker would start right back up when you hit the key.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (6fIOn)

654 644
631: My fantasy as well. Just make sure Mooch and Aunt Esther are tossed in a dungeon somewhere and all is good.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 10:33 PM (ucDmr)


Mooch IS Aunt Esther in a couple more years. Her mom? Just a dried up, racist old nutter. Who has lived LARGE on our dime for eight years. So the old bat has that going for her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (FsuaD)

655 I think & hope Saudi Arabia, Jordan & Egypt will join Israel to either fight or bomb Iran &'make zero look like the traitorous pos for what he is!!!

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (sj3Ax)

656
632 If Iran sends any nukes our way, my guess is that they'd preferentially try to take out American concentrations of Jews.
Posted by: Piercello at March 26, 2015 10:30 PM (QJCCx)

Infidels are infidels baby

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 10:36 PM (znRvO)

657 What if a nuke goes off in an American city and no one claims the act?



Then it's urban renewal, baby.>>>

In Chicago I believe it is called a community organizer.

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 10:36 PM (W2Cji)

658 "Good question. I've always wondered (actually, only wondered since Obama got elected) what would happen if a President, at the end of his term, said "I'm not leaving." I assume there are plans to deal with such a scenario."

The Republicans will write him a nasty letter. But they won't do any more than that because there's an election coming up in 2018.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 10:37 PM (J6suc)

659 EMP is really misunderstood.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 26, 2015 10:37 PM (WNERA)

660 "650
And what's with Mooch's shaved head? Going tribal?"

She's probably been eating those recommended school lunches for the last month and now has fucking scurvy.

Posted by: Naes at March 26, 2015 10:37 PM (YhayY)

661 If they nuked Detroit, how could you tell?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:37 PM (F0Cog)

662 The big question is, What will Obama do? There was a report he threatened to shoot down any Israeli strike on Iran. Obama is protecting Iran now.
Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 10:26 PM (J6suc)

Good question. Where would we do the shooting from? Would the ME countries that want Iran attacked grant the U.S. use of their airspace to fight Israel? Would this administration care if we violated a nation's airspace to intercept Israeli planes? It's horrible that we even have to think of this, but we have a President who is a psychopath. So here we are.

Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 10:37 PM (UFV5W)

663 it is called a community organizer.


Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 10:36 PM


I call her "Vera".

Posted by: Jayne at March 26, 2015 10:37 PM (JDOoY)

664 567
So reestablishing ties with Cuba was a good thing?

You think they *manufacture* '50s cars?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 26, 2015 10:37 PM (o78gS)

665 Mouse Spider Venom

Both male and female Mouse spiders have very large fangs and fang bases. Mouse spiders are aggressive spiders and will bite if provoked. However, only several of the species have been found to produce serious symptoms similar to those by the Funnel Web spider. Unlike the funnel-web, however, the mouse spider is far less aggressive towards humans (unless provoked) and may often give 'dry' bites.

"only several of the species have been found to produce serious symptoms similar to those by the Funnel Web spider."

Really?

Funnel Web symptoms meaning death.

But only several of the species?

Radioactive mouse spiders are less scary than what TFG has in store for us.

You'll see.

Posted by: #WTF Australia? at March 26, 2015 10:38 PM (s/gWD)

666 While I don't doubt that Obama is untrustworthy, is there a possibility that he and his inner staff are being blackmailed by Iran or others?

Posted by: Onlooker at March 26, 2015 10:38 PM (+f7nz)

667 652 If Israel takes out Iran--which I hope--it still makes me support a country that is thwarting the "best interests" of my own country.
Think about that.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (8HGb7)


Those ARE the best interests of the country. SCOAMF and crew do not have that as their goal. I'd be concerned about that first and foremost.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:38 PM (St6BJ)

668
Remember folks, these are the same people that want to take away your guns. Someone might get hurt. But the worlds leading sponsor of terrorism getting nukes, what the problem?

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 26, 2015 10:38 PM (KlVdw)

669 658
"Good question. I've always wondered (actually, only wondered since
Obama got elected) what would happen if a President, at the end of his
term, said "I'm not leaving." I assume there are plans to deal with such
a scenario."



See #631. Cue "Halls of Montezuma."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:38 PM (FsuaD)

670 660: Then shouldn't she be drafted into the British Navy?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 10:39 PM (ucDmr)

671 667 652 If Israel takes out Iran--which I hope--it still makes me support a country that is thwarting the "best interests" of my own country.
Think about that.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (8HGb7)


Those ARE the best interests of the country. SCOAMF and crew do not have that as their goal. I'd be concerned about that first and foremost.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 10:38 PM (St6BJ)

^This. TFG is enabling a sworn enemy of the United States in its pursuit of nuclear weaponry. In what universe is that in the best interests of our country?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 10:39 PM (mx5oN)

672 >>>That Got News Now dude

Fuck that guy in particular.

I guess dudes named Chuck Johnson are like men in masks. Not to be trusted.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 26, 2015 10:40 PM (e+1S5)

673 If they nuked Detroit, how could you tell?>>>

You wouldn't hear the call to prayer from Dearborn.

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 10:40 PM (W2Cji)

674 At The Right Scoop there is highlight of Levin tonight saying TFG is greatest threat to Jews since 1930s & also to U. S. too!

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 10:40 PM (sj3Ax)

675 See #631. Cue "Halls of Montezuma."



Posted by: Jane D'oh
****

Can't. Too culturally insensitive and imperialistic. Removed from approved military music list.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:40 PM (F0Cog)

676 655--I'll bet Israeli and Saudi (and other Arab states) officials at the highest levels have already met and and discussed "things." I have no doubt about that. Maybe the Saudi's hate Jews. Maybe they want Israel destroyed---some day. But Israel is not an existential threat to the House of Saud. Of course they'll work with them.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2015 10:40 PM (8HGb7)

677 #WTF Australia?: Radioactive mouse spiders are less scary than what TFG has in store for us.
You'll see.



I, for one, welcome our new spider overlords. Anything is better than Obama.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:40 PM (6fIOn)

678 660 "650
And what's with Mooch's shaved head? Going tribal?"

She's probably been eating those recommended school lunches for the last month and now has fucking scurvy.
Posted by: Naes at March 26, 2015 10:37 PM (YhayY)

Threadwinner.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 10:41 PM (+XMAD)

679 Mouse Spider Venom Both male and female Mouse spiders have very large fangs and fang bases. Mouse spiders are aggressive spiders and will bite if provoked. However, only several of the species have been found to produce serious symptoms similar to those by the Funnel Web spider. Unlike the funnel-web, however, the mouse spider is far less aggressive towards humans (unless provoked) and may often give 'dry' bites. "only several of the species have been found to produce serious symptoms similar to those by the Funnel Web spider." Really? Funnel Web symptoms meaning death. But only several of the species? Radioactive mouse spiders are less scary than what TFG has in store for us. You'll see.

Posted by: #WTF Australia? at March 26, 2015 10:38 PM


Oh yeah, they're serious fuckers. Like funnels they're not shy about coming into your house for human blood.

Posted by: otho at March 26, 2015 10:41 PM (tBSrv)

680 Shit, where were we?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:41 PM (qAi44)

681 674 At The Right Scoop there is highlight of Levin tonight saying TFG is greatest threat to Jews since 1930s & also to U. S. too!
Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 10:40 PM (sj3Ax)

I don't disagree. The nuclear threat from the USSR was kept at bay through the promise of mutually assured destruction, which worked because, in spite of all the bombast, the Soviets were rational actors. The Ayatollah is not a rational actor.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 10:42 PM (mx5oN)

682 Giant radioactive spider overlords, Ricardo.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:42 PM (6fIOn)

683
*checks mirror*

You handsome devil, you.

Posted by: Sen. Boner at March 26, 2015 10:42 PM (JDOoY)

684 680 Shit, where were we?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:41 PM (qAi44)

Australia.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 10:42 PM (mx5oN)

685 The Ayatollah is not a rational actor.

Posted by: Insomniac
*****

Not only does Obama think he is, he thinks they have every right to nukes and hating Israel and America.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:43 PM (F0Cog)

686 I, for one, welcome our new spider overlords. Anything is better than Obama.


Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:40 PM (6fIOn)


*shudder* Well, okay then. *shudders* *looks around*


Do NOT bring this to Alexthechick's attention tomorrow. Repeat. DO NOT BRING.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:43 PM (FsuaD)

687 And what's with Mooch's shaved head?

Meh. Baldilocks has been doing that for at least a decade - since I was first aware of her work. (I wasn't on LGF for her first "Juliette" appearances.)

Sometimes people with wonky hair just want rid of it sometimes. Heck, I shave mine own head every summer.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 10:44 PM (AVEe1)

688 Don't forget, King Three Putt Monkey Fuck dissed the Saudis at that last funeral. Those dudes hate that shit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 10:44 PM (ucDmr)

689 If you hate America, wanting Iran to have nukes is a rational choice.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:44 PM (6fIOn)

690 686 I, for one, welcome our new spider overlords. Anything is better than Obama.


Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:40 PM (6fIOn)

*shudder* Well, okay then. *shudders* *looks around*


Do NOT bring this to Alexthechick's attention tomorrow. Repeat. DO NOT BRING.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:43 PM (FsuaD)

She'll be equipping the Ravage with flammenwerfers.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 10:44 PM (mx5oN)

691 The story the other day about a snake anti-venom from an opossum makes moving there much more inviting. Yeah there's a 100 other things that want to kill you but snakes are the ones that creep me out.

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 10:44 PM (W2Cji)

692 And what's with Mooch's shaved head?
Looking for the lesbian vote.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:44 PM (F0Cog)

693 The mullahs are going to be up Obozo's backside quicker 'n Reggie Love.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 26, 2015 10:45 PM (3rLmo)

694 671, I should have phrased it better. Of course you and I agree what's in the best interest of our country--that Iran doesn't get a deal--or the Israeli's see that they don't.
But it's extremely uncomfortable for me that I'm rooting for another nation state to stick it's thumb in our eye--even for the right reasons. Does that not make sense? I don't know how else to put it,

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2015 10:45 PM (8HGb7)

695 She's probably been eating those recommended school lunches for the last month and now has fucking scurvy.

Okay, I admit, I'm going to lose points, and earn more decades in Hell than I already racked up, but - I lol'd.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 10:45 PM (AVEe1)

696 691 Australia opps forgot that important point.

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 10:45 PM (W2Cji)

697 How could it not. The least resistant path is always what electricity takes.

Still talking pre 60s cars not the sensitive crap that you need to protect from ESD.
Posted by: Robinson
--------------------

Because the pulse is a magnetic wave.
Imagine a coil of wire. When a magnetic wave passes through it, a current is induced. It matters not whether the coil is 'grounded' or not. It is that current and accompanying voltage that would destroy devices.

You can ground one terminal of an electric motor, and it will care not the least, it will continue to run because the magnetic field(s) induced inside have nothing to do with 'ground'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2015 10:45 PM (l1zOH)

698 685 The Ayatollah is not a rational actor.

Posted by: Insomniac
*****

Not only does Obama think he is, he thinks they have every right to nukes and hating Israel and America. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:43 PM (F0Cog)

Something they share in common.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 10:46 PM (mx5oN)

699 "Australia."



Ahhh. Those guys are set up pretty set up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:46 PM (qAi44)

700 The only way he can "BIND" successors is by ratification, which he can't do.

I say, give Obama a fair and impartial trial, then hang him for treason.

Posted by: Adjoran at March 26, 2015 10:46 PM (QIQ6j)

701 Now I'm listening to Levin's full monologue.
You can listen while reading here.

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 10:46 PM (sj3Ax)

702 "692
And what's with Mooch's shaved head?

Looking for the lesbian vote."

As sexy as Jodie Foster's knuckle!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 26, 2015 10:46 PM (YhayY)

703 Several species of spiders paralyze their prey then wrap them up for later.

The 52% paralyzed us and now the Spider In Chief is wrapping us up.

It's spider's all the way down.

Posted by: #WTF Australia? at March 26, 2015 10:46 PM (s/gWD)

704 *Who* is going to wipe them off the face of the Earth? Obama? Don't make me laugh.

Now if your answer is "the United States military, after they depose Obama and clap him in irons", then I'd agree.
Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

If the U.S. gets nuked, Obama will be in a bunker somewhere surrounded by Generals with maps saying "Ok, pick the target, *sshole..."

Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 10:47 PM (UFV5W)

705 WTF is up with Australia? I've always wanted to visit but get the heebie-jeebies about the crawly killing stuff.

We have good friends whose daughter (who is a best friend of our son) is living there working with crocs and stuff. Stuff that can kill you in one bite.

*shivers* *ugh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:47 PM (FsuaD)

706 Obama: The only President who could plausibly bumble his way into WWIII in such a way that we're fighting -both- sides.

Posted by: Alan at March 26, 2015 10:48 PM (uq4RW)

707 If the U.S. gets nuked, Obama will be in a bunker somewhere surrounded by Generals with maps saying "Ok, pick the target, *sshole..."

Posted by: @joefl65
****
(Obama points to map)
General: Mr. President, that's Texas.
Obama: I know.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 10:48 PM (F0Cog)

708 (Obama points to map)
General: Mr. President, that's Texas.
Obama: I know.


SCOAMF would probably hit Austin, at that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 10:49 PM (AVEe1)

709 So will Mary Cloggenstieins Prius still run? Cause it's got all sorts of electricity and stuff already.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 26, 2015 10:49 PM (/pOl7)

710 707: (Obama points to map)

General: Mr. President, that's Texas.

Obama: I know.

Next scene: Obama gets kicked out of the bunker and into the hard radiation. Missiles glass the Mid-East shortly after that.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:50 PM (6fIOn)

711 But it's extremely uncomfortable for me that I'm rooting for another nation state to stick it's thumb in our eye--even for the right reasons. Does that not make sense? I don't know how else to put it,

I think you need to separate TFG from the United States. He is not the country and even though he befouls the presidency by holding its office, he represents only his deep-seated hatred of America, its values, its foundational tenets, and its people.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 10:50 PM (mx5oN)

712 697 Hammer
So the metal body through magnetics is the generator. Ok that makes sense why grounding won't help. Thanks

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 10:51 PM (W2Cji)

713 SCOAMF would probably hit Austin, at that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 10:49 PM (AVEe1)


What's the sound of thousands of Obama-loving hipsters dying?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:51 PM (FsuaD)

714
If we as The Horde, pray together for it, someone has to,gather the balls to tell him he's a danger to the U. S. & therefore unfit for the presidency & must step down or we will flood congress both Ds & Rs & DEMAND this STOP!!!!!

Enough!!!!

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 10:51 PM (sj3Ax)

715 Mr. Natural: Marys' precious Prius would burst into flames, and amuse the survivors.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:51 PM (6fIOn)

716 And I meant to add "ironically."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:51 PM (FsuaD)

717 "SCOAMF would probably hit Austin, at that."



Eh.....um.......er........eh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:51 PM (qAi44)

718 Almost every state would be Red if it wasn't for the big cities (which contain inner cities, of course). Even NJ. Sure there are libs all over the state, but Newark, Jersey City, Trenton, Camden, Paterson turn it blue....


Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2015 10:30 PM (8HGb7)


Yes they do. Those festering shitholes are a plague to the state.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2015 10:51 PM (FMbng)

719 Here's an entymological secret. My wife, a non-dumb human, still believes that "Stink Bugs", which are prolific in this part of the country, are called "Bark Beetles". The first day we moved in to the house we found a few, I didn't want to tell her the real name, seemed like it would ruin the moment, and Bark Beetle is what came out of my mouth. (Now that I think about it, I'm sure by now she knows what they are, but in our house, they remain "Bark Beetles")

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 10:51 PM (2cS/G)

720 What's the sound of thousands of Obama-loving hipsters dying?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:51 PM



It's the smell, really.

Posted by: jammer at March 26, 2015 10:52 PM (JDOoY)

721 628 "If they went for the cities right away, they would kill and inconvenience people who largely support them. Why would the Commies and Muzzies want to piss off their allies?"

I don't know if the Muzzies make those kind of distinctions. They didn't on 9/11. I don't think the 20 year olds who join ISIS (many of whom, apparently, come from primitive conditions in the country and resent the "city slickers" in urban Iraq) are sitting there poring over US electoral maps.

They want to make a statement to the world. The world knows American cities. They've seen Manhattan and LA and DC and Chicago in the movies. Hitting those places makes a bigger statement than blowing up a power plant in Idaho.

Yes, if they're smart they'll do as you say. But I'm not sure they are that smart - they're just incredibly brutal.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 26, 2015 10:29 PM (+XMAD)



I agree, Donna. The majority of Muzzies are dumb and brutal.

But a certain portion of our enemies are Communists, who are more intelligent and are capable of thinking strategically.

If I were planning an attack on America, I would do it as I outlined earlier.

The problem with attacking cities is that it just might wake up the liberals and useful idiots, at least those who are left alive. Then America would be united, and "glass 'em all" would be a popular policy.

That would be the stupidest thing the enemy could do.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 10:52 PM (sdi6R)

722 I know, Ricardo.

Nuking Austin seems a lot like an own goal for Obobo. He might just do it.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 10:53 PM (6fIOn)

723 Let the TFG lovers go with him!

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 10:53 PM (sj3Ax)

724 What should/could/would Israel's response be to this man, in light of what I have said?

Jews are the children of God's covenant with Abraham, so out of duty to God I stand with them.

The modern Iraelis are also free people, and as such, as an American I stand with them.

Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2015 10:54 PM (ZbV+0)

725 So just this week, I found out I commute to one of my regular gigs through an eroded impact crater:

http://impactcraters.us/decaturville_missouri

I'd rather not have to worry about newer ones appearing, you know?

Posted by: Piercello at March 26, 2015 10:55 PM (QJCCx)

726 Muzzies will go for the big kill. Cities. They love to make a splash. They do not micro manage.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 10:55 PM (ucDmr)

727 Who arrests the President when the President commits treason? The Secret Service? The military? The FBI?
Posted by: Grad School Fool


I do.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at March 26, 2015 10:55 PM (kQh9Z)

728 WTF is up with Australia? I've always wanted to visit but get the heebie-jeebies about the crawly killing stuff. We have good friends whose daughter (who is a best friend of our son) is living there working with crocs and stuff. Stuff that can kill you in one bite.*shivers* *ugh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:47 PM

I think you'll be fine. On a 2 week trip, you'll only get bitten twice. Three times, tops. There's tons of vaccines if you get the hospital quickly, so you'll probably be ok. Probably.

Posted by: otho at March 26, 2015 10:56 PM (tBSrv)

729 "Nuking Austin seems a lot like an own goal for Obobo. He might just do it."


Well, if you're gonna hit Texas with a nuke.......I really can't think of a less destructive place.


Keep Austin weird.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:56 PM (qAi44)

730 711 But it's extremely uncomfortable for me that I'm rooting for another nation state to stick it's thumb in our eye--even for the right reasons. Does that not make sense? I don't know how else to put it,

I think you need to separate TFG from the United States. He is not the country and even though he befouls the presidency by holding its office, he represents only his deep-seated hatred of America, its values, its foundational tenets, and its people.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 10:50 PM (mx5oN)



This.

But it isn't just TFG. The entire Federal government has become unmoored from what we used to think of as America. They now believe they are our masters, not "public servants".

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 10:56 PM (sdi6R)

731 You know, Congress wouldn't have to even mention "Obama" to put this thing to bed. Merely pass a law with a veto-proof margin that a "special master" is hereby appointed to enforce Iranian sanctions and that -- in regards to Iranian sanction enforcement -- such "special master" has priority in deploying DoD assets over the CinC. Then keep impeaching any DoD appointees that fail to bend the knee. Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2015 10:57 PM (T1005)

732 The problem with attacking cities is that it just might wake up the liberals and useful idiots, at least those who are left alive. Then America would be united, and "glass 'em all" would be a popular policy.

Didn't last long after Sept 11

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 10:58 PM (W5DcG)

733
If we dont get ont's by 11p the breadsticks are free.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 26, 2015 10:58 PM (ko4zy)

734 " They do not micro manage."


Heh. That's what I didn't understand with the list put out today.

Bombing a railyard in bum fcuk New Mexico isn't going to get a whole lot of attention. Unless you're a meth cook.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:58 PM (qAi44)

735 Just a thought - maybe the first thing a new Pub President should do is to remove Secret Service protection from anyone no longer holding a Cabinet level position. Including ex-Presidents.

After all, they're just regular citizens now. And thanks to years of public-teat-suckling, they're more than able to afford private security, yes?

And if a new President doesn't have the authority to make that call on his own ...... so what?

Posted by: Lord of the Fleas at March 26, 2015 10:59 PM (jSREp)

736 At least your birth control is free, ingrates.

Posted by: Sandra at March 26, 2015 10:59 PM (nK6ER)

737 So, did the JEF totally blow off the head of NATO? I know the idiot is jonesing for a golf weekend in Florida, but seriously?

I'd love for a lucid troll to answer.

*doesn't hold breath* *heads for wet bar for cocktail* *considers painting nails*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 10:59 PM (FsuaD)

738 NOTICE, Obama has been empowering/consolidating MiddleEast muslim jihad since he first took office and weakening America ever since. Iran's supreme leader told the world Obama is a devout muslim. Giving more radical muslims world threatening powers fits perfectly with what Obama has been doing the last 6 years, along with marxist Obama also empowering North Korea, while trashing our allies like England. It fits like a hand in glove.

Posted by: ron n. at March 26, 2015 10:59 PM (YVQn/)

739 This may be related, and if I get Willowed, I get Willowed, but any members of the Tribe here?

Not to go all Ancient Aliens on you, but are
your rabbis putting any importance on the lunar eclipses falling on
Passover and Sukkot this year? I'm told that's only ever happened in
1492, 1948, and 1967.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 26, 2015 11:00 PM (yxw0r)

740 If we dont get ont's by 11p the breadsticks are free.>>>

What this is Ace's Olive Garden now?

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 11:00 PM (W2Cji)

741 "If we dont get ont's by 11p the breadsticks are free."



I always fill up on those things. And the salad.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 11:00 PM (qAi44)

742 That Lara Logan story in the sidebar is beyond horrific.

F*cking Muslims.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 11:01 PM (FsuaD)

743 Jane D'oh:

If we have another eight years of Dem-Cong president, expect NATO to kick the US out, and invite Putin in.

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 11:02 PM (6fIOn)

744 597 I don't even know what to say. I never thought we'd have a president who was this blatantly evil. I'm not shocked by what TFG is doing, but I am horrified.


What's worse is that his actions put *us* in the role of evil doer.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 11:02 PM (J6suc)

745 Husband beat me to bed. Snoring. Loudly. Hope the melatonin kicks in soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 11:02 PM (FsuaD)

746 Owelets are huddled up now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 11:03 PM (qAi44)

747 655
I think & hope Saudi Arabia, Jordan & Egypt will join Israel to either fight or bomb Iran &'make zero look like the traitorous pos for what he is!!!

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (sj3Ax)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 26, 2015 11:03 PM (qry2M)

748 It's past time & I don't care who is called racist-F anyone to call me a racist, because I love my country & knee he isn't a normal American citizen.
He's got to go!
I put link up,above that Schumer is on bill with Menendez to stop this deal.
Maybe Chuckie can summon his nuts up to go tell him he's got to resign or instead of impeachment congress will do what it should have done to Woodrow Wilson-Unfit for Duty & resign or be taken out in a straightjacket because he's mentally ill.

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 11:04 PM (sj3Ax)

749 I think & hope Saudi Arabia, Jordan & Egypt will join Israel to either fight or bomb Iran &'make zero look like the traitorous pos for what he is!!!

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (sj3Ax)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral
****

And then Obama will claim credit for getting countries to come together...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 11:04 PM (F0Cog)

750 746
Owelets are huddled up now.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 11:03 PM (qAi44)


Yeah, the big one flew back on the nest at the mother's urging. The little one still is afraid to fly into the branches.


Cute family. I'll miss them when they're gone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 11:04 PM (FsuaD)

751 PS.. Screw the Dues ex machina, fvck O'bumbles the traitor.

Let Israel, the Russians, The House of Saudi and the Pakistani's work out a solution that cripples Iran for a thousand years and serves as a reminder that stupidity should burn, with the heat of the Sun's interior.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 26, 2015 11:04 PM (74McK)

752 ISIS : Making a show out of cutting peoples heads off. Burning people alive. Real tough bastards. if somebody would get real on those goat fapping fucks, this would never have been an issue. They are the Bloods of the Middle East. Just get them hooked on crack, then, send the A-10's to mop up the stragglers. You can't be a pussy and deal with subhumans.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 26, 2015 11:05 PM (ucDmr)

753 Noood.

The ONT is up. Corgis, Attack!

Posted by: Kristophr at March 26, 2015 11:06 PM (6fIOn)

754 734
Bombing a railyard in bum fcuk New Mexico isn't going to get a whole lot of attention.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 10:58 PM (qAi44)



No, it won't. But I think attacking the parts of America that work is the smart way to go about it. Grind us down little by little. Gradually degrade our infrastructure.

It makes more sense than sensational attacks against big cities, and it's probably easier to do to boot.

Never underestimate the enemy.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

755 Husband beat me to bed. Snoring. Loudly. Hope the melatonin kicks in soon.>>>

My Mom said the best thing ever for her sleep was my Father getting a CPAP. Your Hubby may not completely need it for sleep apnea but I would have worn one when I was married to avoid the prods to roll from the ex.

Posted by: Robinson at March 26, 2015 11:07 PM (W2Cji)

756 Once again, I'll wake up tomorrow, in the Age of Obama, thinking, "What fresh hell???"

And I'll turn on the TV and find more Fresh Hell than I can comprehend.

Thanks, Obama voters. Fucking fucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 11:07 PM (FsuaD)

757 666 oooh

While I don't doubt that Obama is untrustworthy, is there a possibility that he and his inner staff are being blackmailed by Iran or others?

Posted by: Onlooker at March 26, 2015 10:38 PM (+f7nz)

Washington oozes blackmail.
consider Orange Julius.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 26, 2015 11:08 PM (qry2M)

758 629 What if a nuke goes off in an American city and no one claims the act?


Must have been depression.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 11:10 PM (J6suc)

759 648
Cruz is hoping they burn the place down so he won't have to put up with the choom smell.



Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 26, 2015 10:35 PM (WNERA)


I hear a little patchouli will cover that smell right up, Teddy.

Posted by: your friendly neighborhood hippie at March 26, 2015 11:16 PM (5DGKy)

760 757
666 oooh



While I don't doubt that Obama is untrustworthy, is there a
possibility that he and his inner staff are being blackmailed by Iran or
others?



Posted by: Onlooker at March 26, 2015 10:38 PM (+f7nz)





With what?... he admitted hard drug use. He has been doing blatantly illegal things since before he was elected. Some would already say he is sleeping with a live boy (err live tranny). And the secret service, I'm sure at this point, has plenty of experience getting rid of dead hookers.

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Teflon Coating at March 26, 2015 11:21 PM (5DGKy)

761 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 26, 2015 11:04 PM (F0Cog)

TFG will only be added to list of failures & he will be on Top Of list of Worse presidents in his lifetime.

My older brother believes that he's going to get his whether it's karma or God but I've seen people that have abused elderly & others (not physically ) but other ways to knowingly take advantage of impaired elderly people suffer in ways I wouldn't w

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 11:35 PM (sj3Ax)

762 762/
In ways I wouldnt wish on anyone.

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 11:36 PM (sj3Ax)

763 Watched a WWII documentary the other night. One of the old guys interviewed kept calling the Nazi's leadership gangsters. How they acted, stole shit, killed people, etc.

That is where we are today. Gangster government. Organized crime is running things. We are ruled by crooks.

Once the people in charge stop following the rules, everyone else soon follows...eventually.

Posted by: prophet of SMOD at March 26, 2015 11:42 PM (uBZw6)

764 Obama is a corporate liberal that is why he is for free trade(free to destroy are industry) Why you think when he leaves office he will go to kenya and be an open muslim communist. In fact we will be on the board of directors of every multi-national corporation who will pay him the big $$$. He will make more then the clintons! Get ready for president hillary she is next! You can't gets the votes to stop her. You will need 70% of the white vote to overcome the minority vote. No republican has got more then 61% of the white vote. The other 39% of white people hate republicans as much as the minorities do!

Posted by: captain*arizona at March 27, 2015 04:02 AM (eCClo)

765 I suspect that once the Iranians do acquire nukes that future negotiations will run a bit smoother and fairer.

Posted by: Drider at March 27, 2015 05:12 AM (6Xbsz)

766 None dare call it treason because impeachment if off the table.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 27, 2015 05:36 AM (wlDny)

767
Wouldn't it just be easier to transfer a bomb or two from a US Navy ship?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 27, 2015 08:45 AM (1hM1d)

768 230
When the end comes, I just hope I'm close enough to an on-air personality at MSNBC for a throat punch.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 09:03 PM (MMC8r)
Last year I was at a funeral luncheon (a dear friend, the wife of one of my oldest friends, had died of cancer at 56) and an old girlfriend with whom I was speaking asked, "Who is the bald guy behind me? He looks familiar." I replied, "That's Phil Griffin, class of '75 at MVCDS, a year ahead of us. He's now the head of MSNBC and thus in good part responsible for the election, twice, of Dear Leader. Why don't we walk over here before I make good on the urge to knee him in his little pink balls?" She looked at me closely and realized I was quite serious... Worse yet, had my (now-deceased) Mom said "yes" to Phil's dad about 20 years ago, Phil Griffin and I would be step-brothers. (shudders) Thank G-d my mom valued her "independence" more than his proposal...Griffin was a weapons-grade douchebag in high school, and in the last 40 years has made it into an art form that pays him very well.

Posted by: Cowboyneal at March 27, 2015 09:20 AM (7eyn9)

769

What a disgustingly sick, hateful weasel Mark Levin truly is.

Anyone who hates Obama do so because they are racists and bigots!

The greatest threat the Jews have faced since the 1930's, at least in the U.S., just like everyone else living here, is the take over of our government by Christian fascists.

Precisely why Isreal needs to be turned out to fend for itself.

I dont wish them any harm but I think the sympathy card has been played out.

Obama is neither a traitor nor treasonous; I've said it over and over again...Mark Levin and his listeners are Neo-Nazi racists.

Who do you expect? There is a Black Man as President, and It makes them sick in the stomach, it also makes them sick in the head!

Obama does not hate Israel - but you would sure never know it from his actions.

Why is Barack Obama a Muslim? He's not.

Why is Barack Obama an Anti-American? He's not.

Why is Barack Obama destroying America? He's not.

Why Does Barack Obama hate America?
He's doesn't.

It seems as though this Levin guy is just voicing his and his coreligionists animosity at Barry because he hasn't sent droves of good young American men and women to the ME to fight a war with Iran for the benefit of Israel.

The President of the U.S. can have legitimate differences of opinion with foreign countries.

We are under no obligation (none) to blindly accept everything Israel says.

As usual, The Racist right is racist, bigoted and ignorant. Why? Because a certain Black Man is Still President of the United States and is constantly showing respect to many Non-white, Non-Chrisitan factions in the world.

What a disgustingly sick, hateful weasel Mark Levin truly is.




Posted by: Questionman at March 27, 2015 07:56 PM (L5VrV)

770 You fools are most amusing. Iran has been 'months away' from nukes for a decade and a half..if you care to believe JEWBIBI's rhetoric. Seems to me that they are pretty smart and would have had one by now if it were truly their intent.
But never let a good opportunity to promote the fear and loathing of a black President pass you by, eh?

Posted by: Donald Qua at March 29, 2015 06:20 PM (mIydz)

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