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I mean... What could go wrong? pic.twitter.com/hOySgUucWi
— Maleficent Sextape (@DerickjThompson) March 25, 2015

Posted by: Ace at 07:43 PM

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1
In before the herd!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 26, 2015 07:44 PM (P330y)

2
a good, a Lonesome Dove thread!

Posted by: Soothsayer's inaccurate facts at March 26, 2015 07:44 PM (ko4zy)

3 Works for me.

Posted by: Peter Parker at March 26, 2015 07:44 PM (QOg+D)

4 Radioactive Spiders!! Sounds like the plot of a really cheesy SyFy movie.

Posted by: jmel at March 26, 2015 07:45 PM (cfFqn)

5
Lonesome Dove.
Do you like? Or do you love?

Which is favorite your spin-off?

Posted by: Soothsayer's inaccurate facts at March 26, 2015 07:45 PM (ko4zy)

6 Um, where is that?

Just so I know to stay far away from there.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

7 It's like putting a dingo rental operation next to a pre-school.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2015 07:46 PM (8ZskC)

8 AtC's worst nightmare.

Posted by: Matk in Sandy UT at March 26, 2015 07:46 PM (xGX1p)

9 That points towards Peter Parker's house, doesn't it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 07:46 PM (0HooB)

10 Does Hillary look like she does because she broke through the "glass Ceiling" face first?

Posted by: Bruce at March 26, 2015 07:46 PM (8ikIW)

11 Why
Do
They
Need
To
Farm
Spiders?

And
Can
They
Ship
To
Alex
The
Chick's?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 07:46 PM (MMC8r)

12 They farm spiders? Wow you learn something new every day!

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2015 07:47 PM (JdEZJ)

13 Again?

...again?

UhhhhhhhhGaaaaaaaaahhhhnnnnnn?!?

*hides sac*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 07:47 PM (16bOT)

14 Sharder: a shark-spider hybrid.

Posted by: SYFY Channel at March 26, 2015 07:47 PM (GuwT9)

15 What could go wrong?

Well this:

https://youtu.be/GRPoiTHMuzc

Its not what you think. And no Alexthechick its definitely not what you think.

Its worse.

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2015 07:47 PM (zt+N6)

16 It's not as sinister as it sounds. Most of the spiders don't survive branding day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2015 07:47 PM (8ZskC)

17 "The Origin Story of Hillary Rodham Clinton"

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Prophetess of Delicious Doom at March 26, 2015 07:47 PM (S0UkS)

18 Farmed spider silk is collected and used in scope reticles...

Posted by: MUMR Tosses Moo Moo's Salad at March 26, 2015 07:48 PM (1mXtG)

19 That's almost as good as the pic of the newscaster with an artist's depiction of a wanted rapist behind him and it looked *exactly* like HIM.

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2015 07:48 PM (MDgS8)

20
"Where is the Goddamn fucking flag? I want the Goddamn fucking flag up every morning at fucking sunrise!"

-Hillary Clinton

Inside the White House by Ronald Kessler, p.244, - Hillary to the staff at the Governor's mansion on Labor Day 1991.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 26, 2015 07:48 PM (P330y)

21 They farm spiders? Wow you learn something new every day!

They use teensy weensy itty bitty tractors and combines.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 07:48 PM (0HooB)

22 OMG I JUST REALIZED WHERE ALL OF THOSE EXTRA CHICKEN LEGS COME FROM!!!

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2015 07:49 PM (JdEZJ)

23 That has to be a clever prank. I wonder if its a p-shop or someone actually created the fake sign.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 26, 2015 07:49 PM (dkExz)

24 Each time I read of John Kerry's Iran negotiations, I hear the voice of Andrew McCarthy in Weekend at Bernie's:

"Is this guy a tough negotiator or what?"

Kerry is doing worse than Bernie would.

Posted by: JPS at March 26, 2015 07:49 PM (9ziuC)

25 Spiderpus: A giant spider with tentacles instead of legs. What's Tara Reid doing now?

Posted by: SYFY Channel at March 26, 2015 07:49 PM (GuwT9)

26
Farmed spider silk is collected and used in scope reticles...

No it isn't.

Posted by: Argument sketch at March 26, 2015 07:50 PM (MDgS8)

27 I stopped at a Starbucks yesterday for a mediocre yet oddly overpriced coffee.
On the plus side I was served by a perfectly pleasant young woman.
I had a quiet place to read.
Nobody asked me about race.
And at that time there wa nary a douchebag in sight.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2015 07:50 PM (WuYi+)

28 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 26, 2015 07:50 PM (KCxzN)

29 Spiderpus: Bills nic for Hilldogs vag.

Posted by: MUMR Tosses Moo Moo's Salad at March 26, 2015 07:51 PM (1mXtG)

30 Watch out for the water spout.

Posted by: HH at March 26, 2015 07:51 PM (Ce4DF)

31 Ohh, "Fever". A nightclub standout.

Muppets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoIZQh1IjI8

Major Kira (ds9):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RreBKvYoPcA

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 07:51 PM (AVEe1)

32 18
Farmed spider silk is collected and used in scope reticles...

Posted by: MUMR Tosses Moo Moo's Salad at March 26, 2015 07:48 PM (1mXtG)

I'd prefer not to have spiders anywhere near my reticles.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 26, 2015 07:51 PM (yxw0r)

33 I guess instead of NCAA basketball brackets Le Vast Cankles Which Extend to Tunic will play shuffle board tournaments? Test denture cream? Brag that she uses Ponds and look how wrinkle-free she is. bwahaha

I can't get this *&*# laptop to pull up the photo of the praying mantis clutch she did. It was a very odd response to a shoe being thrown (remember, Bush ducked then caught one, I think). I would have rather her "done fall out and wet her granny panties" but I can't have everything.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is back from the brink at March 26, 2015 07:51 PM (TIGDR)

34 "Spiderpus: A giant spider with tentacles instead of legs. What's Tara Reid doing now?"
-Posted by: SYFY Channel at March 26, 2015 07:49 PM (GuwT9)

We're going to, you know, have to do the usual cleanup".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 07:52 PM (16bOT)

35 There you go, Ace, bringing teh funny. Good job! :-)

I sure needed that laugh, thanks!

Posted by: elaine at March 26, 2015 07:52 PM (Y0Piu)

36 Does ANYONE remember Spider WORM?

Posted by: elevenwing plover at March 26, 2015 07:52 PM (MDgS8)

37 I see people have beaten me to the comments about AlextheChick.

Well when you suffer Raptor and Emu attacks, may this song be playing in your mind.

https://youtu.be/Pz7dZ9Q3K-E

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 07:52 PM (KJLsF)

38
24 Each time I read of John Kerry's Iran negotiations, I hear the voice of Andrew McCarthy in Weekend at Bernie's: "Is this guy a tough negotiator or what?" Kerry is doing worse than Bernie would.
Posted by: JPS at March 26, 2015 07:49 PM (9ziuC)

I keep seeing the South Park episode about Veal. Where Iran is Cartman and the Obama regime is the hostage negotiator.

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2015 07:52 PM (zt+N6)

39 Lonesome dove? The only dove I know is Soiled...

Posted by: MUMR Tosses Moo Moo's Salad at March 26, 2015 07:52 PM (1mXtG)

40 I guess instead of NCAA basketball brackets Le Vast Cankles Which Extend to Tunic will play shuffle board tournaments? Test denture cream? Brag that she uses Ponds and look how wrinkle-free she is. bwahaha

She'll only do the Women's brackets.

Posted by: John . Squibob at March 26, 2015 07:53 PM (QOg+D)

41 More like a spider ranch, actually. 15 million head. Gotta let them out into the back pasture in springtime.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2015 07:53 PM (JO9+V)

42 Does ANYONE remember Spider WORM?

Thanks. Six months of psychotherapy just went right down the drain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2015 07:53 PM (8ZskC)

43 Ron Reagan jr is an ugly toad who looks like his head is melting. Go away

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 07:53 PM (zOTsN)

44
Ohhhh.......

NCAA tournament. Completely forgot aboot that.

BBL.

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2015 07:53 PM (MDgS8)

45 Gotta let them out into the back pasture in springtime.

Posted by: Count de Monet

Worse then herding cats

Posted by: Bruce at March 26, 2015 07:54 PM (8ikIW)

46 Question actually relating to the previous thread.
Is it sexist to refer to Hillary as Shelob (so this actually does relate to this thread) and loathsome inside and out?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2015 07:54 PM (WuYi+)

47 Spidernado: pretty self-explanatory. Eric Roberts can play the police chief.

Posted by: SYFY Channel at March 26, 2015 07:54 PM (GuwT9)

48 So we caved on the nuke deal with Iran. A GOP Congressional member with a pair of balls needs to stand up and make two announcements.

The first should be the announcement that their will be a bill put up for a vote forbidding Obama from making any decisions about Israel.

The Second should be that if Israel is attacked and suffers major loss of Civilian life that when the GOP comes to power they will treat any Government employee from Obama on down who supported any actions against Israel and helped enforce the Iran nuke deal as enablers of Genocide and as such will be treated as criminals, arrested, given a hearing, and then hung by the neck until dead. It should also be stated that any Judge who tries to prevent this order from being carried out is just as guilty of assisting in committing genocide.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at March 26, 2015 07:54 PM (yh4lQ)

49 It's always funny until someone gets spider eggs injected in their stomach by an oviposister.

Posted by: MikeH at March 26, 2015 07:56 PM (/2E+M)

50 Pretty much obligatory -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndo6zO46ezs

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 07:56 PM (0HooB)

51 So MikeH, if Dejah Thoris asked you out. Would you say no?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 07:56 PM (KJLsF)

52 The Second should be that if Israel is attacked and suffers major loss of Civilian life that when the GOP comes to power they will treat any Government employee from Obama on down who supported any actions against Israel and helped enforce the Iran nuke deal as enablers of Genocide and as such will be treated as criminals, arrested, given a hearing, and then hung by the neck until dead.

That doesn't sound very bipartisan to me, man.

*hic*

Posted by: John Boehner at March 26, 2015 07:56 PM (8ZskC)

53 Trick or Treaty-A "Hope and Change" cartoon:

http://tinyurl.com/no4ez8r

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2015 07:57 PM (DXzRD)

54 If Obama is not the Anti-Christ, how would he have acted differently?

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 07:57 PM (WGm5T)

55 But DON'T say Obama's a muslim.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 07:57 PM (MMC8r)

56 4 Radioactive Spiders!! Sounds like the plot of a really cheesy SyFy movie.

Posted by: jmel
-------------------------
Heh. About once a month, SyFy runs a movie called Big Ass Spider.
I've yet to catch it, but will some drunken night, I'm sure.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 26, 2015 07:57 PM (Si1jj)

57 51 So MikeH, if Dejah Thoris asked you out. Would you say no?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 07:56 PM (KJLsF)

I'm married, so I'm already taken

Posted by: MikeH at March 26, 2015 07:58 PM (/2E+M)

58 I saw Radioactive Spiders open for Genesis at the Forum in 88.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 07:59 PM (WGm5T)

59 57 51 So MikeH, if Dejah Thoris asked you out. Would you say no?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 07:56 PM (KJLsF)

I'm married, so I'm already taken

Posted by: MikeH at March 26, 2015 07:58 PM (/2E+M)

LOL... I'm available!!!!

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 08:00 PM (qh617)

60 58 I saw Radioactive Spiders open for Genesis at the Forum in 88.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 07:59 PM (WGm5T)

Was Peter Gabriel fronting?

Posted by: MikeH at March 26, 2015 08:00 PM (/2E+M)

61

Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope, throw, and brand 'em

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 08:00 PM (W5DcG)

62 The world is a much safer place now than it has ever been. So I have said it so let it be.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at March 26, 2015 08:01 PM (WGm5T)

63 What would happen, with regards to the Constitution, if the Congress declared a war then President didn't want? Lets just say for the sake of discussion on a belligerent power threatening several of our allies, waging proxy wars, killing Americans using terrorists, detaining others, and developing weapons of mass destruction.

Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2015 08:01 PM (ztOda)

64 A Peace Prize for Nuclear Proliferation? Another Historic First!

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:01 PM (MMC8r)

65 Huge SPIDERS???

Not this again....

Posted by: John Rico, Mobile Infantry at March 26, 2015 08:01 PM (qh617)

66 I was not a big Harry Potter fan-I think I read a couple of the books and I didn't see all the films -but the scene with the huge spiders creeped me out (and I don't have a spider phobia) although it was a rip off from something Tolkien had already done

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2015 08:01 PM (DXzRD)

67 Obama prefers to negotiate from weakness because he wants to lose.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:02 PM (MMC8r)

68 57 51 So MikeH, if Dejah Thoris asked you out. Would you say no?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 07:56 PM (KJLsF)

I'm married, so I'm already taken

Posted by: MikeH at March 26, 2015 07:58 PM (/2E+M)

Spiders.... from Mars....

Posted by: Ziggy Stardust at March 26, 2015 08:02 PM (qh617)

69 History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:02 PM (16bOT)

70 #52That doesn't sound very bipartisan to me, man.

*hic*

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

It will be bi-partisan when the Dems figure out they will actually have to pay a price.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at March 26, 2015 08:02 PM (yh4lQ)

71 20
"Where is the Goddamn fucking flag? I want the Goddamn fucking flag up every morning at fucking sunrise!"

-Hillary Clinton
Inside the White House by Ronald Kessler, p.244, - Hillary to the staff at the Governor's mansion on Labor Day 1991.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 26, 2015 07:48 PM (P330y)

Classy broad.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 26, 2015 08:03 PM (o2yvE)

72 I don't think Obama is THE Anti Christ. I don' t know that there is one Anti Christ who is a human being, but yes, he is anti Christ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2015 08:04 PM (DXzRD)

73 I like spiders that glow in the dark so I know where the hell they are. Because I hate spiders.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 26, 2015 08:04 PM (o2yvE)

74

69 History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:02 PM (16bOT)

I remember Gamera fighting a Giant spider...

Godzilla??? don't remember that...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 08:04 PM (qh617)

75 Did I get my hand up my ass or what?

Then I went and ate some shrimp with my hands.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 26, 2015 08:04 PM (WGm5T)

76 Early evening Morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 08:05 PM (znRvO)

77 Spider farming?

Gotta milk those spiders for their silk.

Posted by: EC at March 26, 2015 08:05 PM (doBIb)

78 Erdogun of Turkey is saying he cannot abide irans dominance in the region.

Sunni vs Shia. It's on like donkey kong. The Sunni will not want iran to get the bomb. WWIII baby.

Doesn't the JEF realize he is ensuring iran will be attacked

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 08:05 PM (zOTsN)

79 Obama prefers to negotiate from weakness because he wants to lose.

He's a fucking riverboat gambler. Just don't make him call his bluff. Or something.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2015 08:05 PM (8ZskC)

80
73 I like spiders that glow in the dark so I know where the hell they are. Because I hate spiders.

It's the invisible spiders you got to look out for.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 26, 2015 08:06 PM (0NdlF)

81 "I remember Gamera fighting a Giant spider...

Godzilla??? don't remember that..."
-Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 08:04 PM (qh617)

I am Out of my League on this.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:06 PM (16bOT)

82 >>> That has to be a clever prank. I wonder if its a p-shop or someone actually created the fake sign.

i think they made a real sign. that is my take. it is no kind of expert take. But to me the signs look real-but-fake.

I do not know if there is such a thing as a spider farm. Now that I think about it, there must be a spider farm, somewhere.

but i don't know if a spider farm would rate a sign. seems like the sort of thing that would just be two rooms in a building.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2015 08:06 PM (PA7DS)

83 milking those spiders for their silk?

Is that what the kids are calling these days?

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 08:06 PM (WGm5T)

84 Beck is taking out against Grover Norquist, saying he's a front for the Muslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:06 PM (MMC8r)

85 Help Wanted: Experienced spider milker, manual dexterity desirable. Must supply your own antivenom and tiny buckets.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 08:06 PM (NeFrd)

86 I wonder, do you cut out the eyes and plant them like potatoes?

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 26, 2015 08:07 PM (8gNsC)

87 Doesn't the JEF realize he is ensuring iran will be attacked

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 08:05 PM (zOTsN)

They are falling right into my trap.

Putter!

Posted by: Obambi at March 26, 2015 08:07 PM (o2yvE)

88 "Where is the Goddamn fucking flag? I want the Goddamn fucking flag up every morning at fucking sunrise!"

Now, that is considered acceptable speech by our panel of censors.

Posted by: Ready for Hillary Super Volunteers!!11!! at March 26, 2015 08:07 PM (Dwehj)

89 67 Obama prefers to negotiate from weakness because he wants to lose.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:02 PM (MMC8r)

You have to care and value something to negotiate. I don't think he cares, so therefore the actual results don't matter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 08:07 PM (znRvO)

90 81 "I remember Gamera fighting a Giant spider...

Godzilla??? don't remember that..."
-Posted by: BB Wolf at March 26, 2015 08:04 PM (qh617)

I am Out of my League on this.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:06 PM (16bOT)

Watched "Destroy All Monsters" yesterday.

Godzilla attacks New York City, Rodan invades Moscow, Mothra wastes to Beijing, Gorosaurus destroys Paris, and Manda attacks London.

Posted by: MikeH at March 26, 2015 08:08 PM (/2E+M)

91 All I know is there was coup in 2006 and I never saw it until 2012.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 08:08 PM (WGm5T)

92 There is a spider farm in Williamstown, VT apparently.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2015 08:09 PM (DXzRD)

93 56

Big Ass Spiders is so funny! They even do a "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife" scene. So awesome.

Posted by: jmel at March 26, 2015 08:09 PM (cfFqn)

94 "Where is the Goddamn fucking flag? I want the Goddamn fucking flag up every morning at fucking sunrise!"

--------------

Flag = Persian twat

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 08:09 PM (WGm5T)

95 milking those spiders for their silk?

You can milk anything with nipples.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2015 08:09 PM (8ZskC)

96 SOME PIG!!

Wanna do something about it?

Posted by: Charlotte- radioactive at March 26, 2015 08:10 PM (NeFrd)

97 I heard they're milking LGBT spider silk to make gay radiation suits.

Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2015 08:10 PM (ty633)

98 I was simply pointing out the folly of the nuclear power plant being in such proximity to the spider farm.

Perhaps my observation was rushed. I simplified an issue, when I should have trusted My Fellow Man.

*run*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:10 PM (16bOT)

99 Well, maybe there's the chance Iran will be overrun with giant radioactive spiders.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 26, 2015 08:11 PM (MMC8r)

100 A ranch nophobia

Posted by: Charlotte- radioactive at March 26, 2015 08:11 PM (NeFrd)

101 *RUN!!!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:12 PM (16bOT)

102 Maybe it's someone's name,Spider, especially if it's in another country with a different meaning/pronunciation. Though the Nuclear sign is also in English, so that would somewhat limit the range of possibilities.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 08:12 PM (2cS/G)

103 I remember taking the wife on a date to see "8-Legged Freaks". We had our newborn with us too, because we needed a date night and he fell asleep in the first 5 minutes.

Guess who was in it? A very young Scarlett Johannsen! I remember watching her and remarking that she would grow up to be very a pretty girl.

Posted by: EC at March 26, 2015 08:12 PM (doBIb)

104
86 I wonder, do you cut out the eyes and plant them like potatoes?

No, no, you pull the legs out and plant them into the ground.

You eat the rest.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 26, 2015 08:12 PM (0NdlF)

105 sock fail

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 08:13 PM (NeFrd)

106 There are spider farms. Do an Internet search

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 08:13 PM (zOTsN)

107 Evening fapists.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at March 26, 2015 08:13 PM (1mXtG)

108 Cool! Nuclear power plants with the proportional speed and strength of spiders!

Posted by: acethepug at March 26, 2015 08:14 PM (WK825)

109 Do they have crop rotation? Say, spiders one season and clowns the next?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2015 08:14 PM (8ZskC)

110 True science fact:

Nuclear powered spiders created the World Wide Web.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 08:15 PM (NeFrd)

111 What the heck happened to @DrewMTips?

Posted by: MikeH at March 26, 2015 08:15 PM (/2E+M)

112 Do they have crop rotation? Say, spiders one season and clowns the next?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2015 08:14 PM (8ZskC)

Don't know why, but that made me laugh.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2015 08:15 PM (FMbng)

113 My comment that got Willowed:

Obama will manage to bumble the world into a nuclear exchange before he is finished.

And I still think he will start it. His bumbling, idiotic, tone deaf foreign policy is going to encourage someone to over-reach. And after under-reacting for years, Obama will panic when he is pushed into a corner and over-react. He will try to use conventional forces, but they will not be enough. Especially when we no allies left. Suddenly he will realize his only option left is to go nuclear.

And Bumbles will do it.

Posted by: rd at March 26, 2015 08:15 PM (pLoAJ)

114 I grew up on a farm, milked my first spider at age seven.....

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 08:15 PM (2cS/G)

115 When our embassy in Iran was over-run was that not an act of war? Sovereign territory. Or were they not yet the government? How can we negotiate with them now without reparations? I would be happy if they all kill each other except for Israel and all Paki nukes

Posted by: lurking grandma at March 26, 2015 08:15 PM (NiVS4)

116 Those signs are UK ...

Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 26, 2015 08:16 PM (PhNHa)

117 Any cobs around?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 08:16 PM (NeFrd)

118 "Beck is taking out against Grover Norquist, saying he's a front for the Muslim Brotherhood."

I carry no brief for Beck, but it is absolutely true that Norquist has had very close ties to Islamic organizations, going back to the 1990s.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 26, 2015 08:16 PM (noWW6)

119 Nuclear Spiders. It's gonna happen. Face it.

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2015 08:16 PM (fWLrt)

120
SPIDERNADO!!

would actually make more sense than sharknado.

Nuke spiders spinning in a nado. Awesome.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 08:16 PM (ODxAs)

121 Signs are Brit? They definitely look Euro.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 08:17 PM (2cS/G)

122 Nuclear powered spiders created the World Wide Web.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man

In Vic's day, they only had coal powered spiders, and you had to shovel the coal by hand.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 26, 2015 08:17 PM (GuwT9)

123 Some spider farm millionaire is getting a subsidy from Obama at this very minute.

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2015 08:17 PM (fWLrt)

124 @90 Out of respect, I have to point out that you skipped Reptilicus doing Copenhagen (or was it Skoal?)

R.I.P. Ib Melchior, aged 97. Truly a Great Dane.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 26, 2015 08:18 PM (xq1UY)

125 Let's see if I've got this right.

The U.S. is providing Air Support for Iran (Shia)
who is trying to drive ISIS ( Sunni) out of Tikrit.

The U.S. is aiding Saudi Arabia, et al. (Sunni)
who is trying to drive the Houthi ( Shia) out of Yemen.

Yup, sounds like a scoamt plan to me.

Posted by: seamrog at March 26, 2015 08:18 PM (Tic2l)

126 14 Sharder: a shark-spider hybrid.

Posted by: SYFY Channel at March 26, 2015 07:47 PM (GuwT9)

I'm glad that was a 'd' instead of a 't'.

Posted by: jim at March 26, 2015 08:18 PM (VwhRo)

127 123 Some spider farm millionaire is getting a subsidy from Obama at this very minute.
Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2015 08:17 PM (fWLrt)

Are they solar-powered?

Posted by: MikeH at March 26, 2015 08:18 PM (/2E+M)

128 When we built this subdivision upon the Ancient Indian Burial Ground, we said to our selves, we said... "How's this Gonna Work?", we said.

Jimmy says, *heh* ...he says, "Bulldozers!"

LMFAO!

We not only dug up these so-called "Native Americans", but we pissed upon the graves that we couldn't remove.

When Roy finally dug then up?

We buried them upside-down and pissed on their relocated tombs!

...HAH!!!

-What's the worst that can happen?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:18 PM (16bOT)

129 88 "Where is the Goddamn fucking flag? I want the Goddamn fucking flag up every morning at fucking sunrise!"

All this just for a flag?

Posted by: America's Permanent First Lady at March 26, 2015 08:18 PM (lG2E3)

130 Good lord, that spider must be a mutant freak, the result of a toxic radiation exposure. It has eight legs!!!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 08:19 PM (NeFrd)

131 Bumper sticker you rarely see..."I'd rather be farmin' spiders!".

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 08:19 PM (2cS/G)

132 To be honest, it's an itsy, bitsy nuclear power plant.

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2015 08:19 PM (fWLrt)

133 Reckon there's a farm for bout anythin. Pa used to raise fire ants until the accident.

Posted by: Farmer freaked at March 26, 2015 08:19 PM (JdEZJ)

134 Shelob, I mean Hillary, has been vewy vewy quiet on this Iran deal... I think its a no lose for her however it ends up.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at March 26, 2015 08:19 PM (1mXtG)

135 Posted by: EC at March 26, 2015 08:12 PM (doBIb)

Date night. Yay!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 08:20 PM (znRvO)

136 You should see those spiders pick lettuce

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 26, 2015 08:21 PM (fWLrt)

137 130 Good lord, that spider must be a mutant freak, the result of a toxic radiation exposure. It has eight legs!!!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26

Daddy, why do you have long legs?.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 08:21 PM (znRvO)

138 If Iran goes nuclear you'll see some real Iraq-nophobia.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 08:21 PM (NeFrd)

139 I think that sign is in Scotland or at least it looked that way on Facebook. I'm not 100% or anything.

Do none of the blog folks watch bb? March madness baby!

Posted by: Lea at March 26, 2015 08:21 PM (338dj)

140 "Spiders" is so racist. We insist that you call them "Arachnid American".

Posted by: Arachnid American Super Fans at March 26, 2015 08:22 PM (8gNsC)

141
Ranch Spiders Mistook a Nuke Plant for a Cuke Plant.

And that's when the fight started.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 08:23 PM (ODxAs)

142 Listening to UNC-Wisconsin game. Tied at 28 near the end of first half.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 08:23 PM (2cS/G)

143 Do you know we eat a pound or two a year of bugs (mostly spiders)?

Posted by: MikeH at March 26, 2015 08:23 PM (/2E+M)

144 The late Hunter Thompson's retreat outside Aspen was named Owl Farm. HST got up to a bunch of really weird shit, but needless to say, none of it involved farming owls.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 26, 2015 08:23 PM (noWW6)

145 How many nuclear power plants does the average person swallow in their sleep over a lifetime?

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2015 08:24 PM (fWLrt)

146
142 Listening to UNC-Wisconsin game. Tied at 28 near the end of first half.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 08:23 PM (2cS/G)

I'm watching. I smell an upset

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 08:24 PM (znRvO)

147
The funny thing about those directional signs is that I didn't know Spiders could drive.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 08:24 PM (ODxAs)

148 POTUS doesnt eat spiders... he uses them for... other...things.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at March 26, 2015 08:25 PM (1mXtG)

149 There's no way those spiders get past my three cats and into my mouth. The cats, on the other hand, probably eat a pound a month of various "stinkbugs", spiders, flies, etc.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 08:25 PM (2cS/G)

150 Imagine a seven-foot tall spider in the NCAA Tournament. Cuts down on the available passing lanes.

P.S. (isn't it the Richmond Spiders? or am I misrememberating?).

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 08:25 PM (NeFrd)

151 Photo shop from isle of wight

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 08:26 PM (zOTsN)

152 113 My comment that got Willowed:

Obama will manage to bumble the world into a nuclear exchange before he is finished.

And I still think he will start it. His bumbling, idiotic, tone deaf foreign policy is going to encourage someone to over-reach. And after under-reacting for years, Obama will panic when he is pushed into a corner and over-react. He will try to use conventional forces, but they will not be enough. Especially when we no allies left. Suddenly he will realize his only option left is to go nuclear.

And Bumbles will do it.

Posted by: rd at March 26, 2015 08:15 PM (pLoAJ)

I think you're onto something there.

The rest of the world will regard it as an atrocity, and decide that America can no longer be tolerated.

Then *we* get it. Simultaneously, from multiple nations.

Hopefully, he will be removed from power before it reaches that point. Then again, he has already given ample cause to be forcibly removed. Where is our Pinochet?

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

153 I didn't know Spiders could drive.

****

Valid observation. If they could drive, though, they could probably legally use a cell phone, eat a hamburger and put on make-up at the same time.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (NeFrd)

154 No, friendsh--Obama's not coup-coup.

Posted by: Juan McCain at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (lG2E3)

155 'Do you know we eat a pound or two a year of bugs '

Piker

Posted by: burly biker guy at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (JdEZJ)

156 Haven't heard much about Kaminsky, but I've been in and out of reception. Is he having a slow start? I'm rooting for my alma nada (I only went for one year) Xavier U. against Arizona in the late game. Go Musketeers!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (2cS/G)

157 Coup coup ka-choo.

Posted by: The Walrus? at March 26, 2015 08:29 PM (lG2E3)

158 Valid observation. If they could drive, though,
they could probably legally use a cell phone, eat a hamburger and put on
make-up at the same time.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM

Five legs left to drive.

It could happen.

Posted by: jammer at March 26, 2015 08:29 PM (JDOoY)

159 No, friendsh--Obama's not coup-coup.
Posted by: Juan McCain

Did you say couscous, cuz I haven't eaten in minutes.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 26, 2015 08:29 PM (GuwT9)

160 111 What the heck happened to @DrewMTips?

Posted by: MikeH at March 26, 2015 08:15 PM (/2E+M)
---
He retired from twitter for the moment, because twitter is a giant time-vortex in disguise or something...

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Prophetess of Delicious Doom at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (S0UkS)

161 "(isn't it the Richmond Spiders? or am I misrememberating?)"
-Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 08:25 PM (NeFrd)

You are correct. They were eliminated by RAID-U in the "Second" Round, however.

...shame.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (16bOT)

162 I saw Driving Spiders on the Isle of Wight in 1987.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (2cS/G)

163 154 No, friendsh--Obama's not coup-coup.
Posted by: Juan McCain at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (lG2E3)

Well he is laz-laz

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (znRvO)

164 Valid observation. If they could drive, though, they could probably
legally use a cell phone, eat a hamburger and put on make-up at the same
time.

*cop pulls over spider

Spider: What's the matter officer? I have 8 arms.

Cop: Your license and registration please.

*hands it over*

Spider: Really I can handle it.

Cop: Your license says you need to wear glasses on all 42 eyes.

Spider: Crap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (ODxAs)

165 Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (16bOT)

Jazz clap Sir

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 08:31 PM (znRvO)

166 ..."Valid observation. If they could drive, though, they could probably legally use a cell phone, eat a hamburger and put on make-up at the same time."
-Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (NeFrd)

Fuck this, fuck this Fuck This!!!!

...*Runs Away*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:32 PM (16bOT)

167 >>>Five legs left to drive.
It could happen.<<<

You forgot smoke, fiddle with the radio, and drink coffee.

Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM (ty633)

168 Spider: Crap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM

*Jazz Legs*

Posted by: Charlotte at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM (JDOoY)

169 *comes back*

I ain't afraid of spiders.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM (16bOT)

170 153
If they could drive, though, they could probably legally use a cell phone, eat a hamburger and put on make-up at the same time.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 08:27 PM (NeFrd)

While driving a stick. They'd still have one leg left over.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

171 Here we go...

On the eve of next week's Final Four in Indianapolis, the NCAA expressed concern about a new Indiana law that will allow businesses to turn away gay and lesbian customers based on 'religious freedom' and suggested future NCAA championships in the state could be impacted.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 26, 2015 08:34 PM (Dwehj)

172 So it's a Photoshop? What a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 26, 2015 08:34 PM (2cS/G)

173 While driving a stick. They'd still have one leg left over.
Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 08:33

One left? Well flipping someone the bird of course

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 08:34 PM (znRvO)

174 While driving a stick. They'd still have one leg left over. <<<<

I generally have my middle leg available while driving.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 08:35 PM (ODxAs)

175 They'd still have one leg left over.

They could use that one to flip everybody off.

Posted by: burly biker guy at March 26, 2015 08:35 PM (JdEZJ)

176 She's my little deuce coup
You don't know what I got
(My little deuce coup)
(You don't know what I got)

Posted by: The Beachboys at March 26, 2015 08:35 PM (lG2E3)

177 Why do you have a problem with spiders enriching uranium for peaceful purposes? Are you a bunch of arachnophobes?

Posted by: Joshua at March 26, 2015 08:35 PM (oDXNU)

178 With one leg left pver, they could fap.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at March 26, 2015 08:36 PM (1mXtG)

179 Damn gotta get it in gear around here.

Posted by: burly biker guy at March 26, 2015 08:36 PM (JdEZJ)

180
I think the Morons are becoming the Borg.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 08:37 PM (ODxAs)

181 "Cop: Your license says you need to wear glasses on all 42 eyes.

Spider: Crap."
-Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 08:30 PM (ODxAs)

I Fucking Hated how hard I laughed at this nonsense!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:37 PM (16bOT)

182 179 Damn gotta get it in gear around here.
Posted by: burly biker guy at March 26, 2015 08:36 PM (JdEZJ)

There's an echo in here

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 08:37 PM (znRvO)

183 She's my little deuce coup
You don't know what I got
Posted by: The Beachboys

As opposed to the little douche coup we all got in 2009.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 26, 2015 08:38 PM (GuwT9)

184 That was horrible!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:38 PM (16bOT)

185 "I think the Morons are becoming the Borg."

Welcome, friends! Walk into the light! Walk in-to the light!

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at March 26, 2015 08:38 PM (lG2E3)

186 I'm looking pretty damn good on foreign policy now. Just wait until the hyper inflation from Obama's economic policies hits and you will be on your knees fellating me.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 26, 2015 08:39 PM (WGm5T)

187
You think that's bad, I laughed pretty hard at my own joke.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 08:40 PM (ODxAs)

188 NOOD!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:40 PM (16bOT)

189 "You think that's bad, I laughed pretty hard at my own joke."
-Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 08:40 PM (ODxAs)

*HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (16bOT)

190 Wow, three in a row with the middle finger reference. Glad to see everybody is on the same page here.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

191 You wouldn't catch me fellating Jimmy Carter.

You wouldn't catch 's all I'm sayin.'

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (lG2E3)

192
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 26, 2015 08:39 PM (WGm5T)
Fish bait. You should be fish bait

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (znRvO)

193 Did I mention I have a original painting of Billy Carter's horse? Where's Moo Moo I want to rub his face in it.

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (JdEZJ)

194 I do believe that this is the only place in the West where I could go and read about radioactive spiders, driving a stick shift down the road while eating a cheeseburger, smoking, putting on make up and fapping. All at the same time. Now, Japan, on the other hand, would be a different kettle of fish.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (9iR5/)

195 193 Did I mention I have a original painting of Billy Carter's horse? Where's Moo Moo I want to rub his face in it.
Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2015 08:41 PM (JdEZJ)

When you're done with him I have a yard full of shovel ready for him. Iykwim

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 26, 2015 08:42 PM (znRvO)

196 Real signs, fake lettering.

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at March 27, 2015 12:56 PM (U4QC6)

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