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Obama Administration Mulls Allowing Iranians To Enrich Their Bomb-Fuel In Fortified Underground Bunkers

Nothing says "peaceful civil nuclear energy program" like "fortified underground bunkers."

This is a move to attack Israel -- the only country with the stones to bomb their nuke sites.

This is more of Obama's vengeance.

Intriguingly, the AP first tweeted the headline that the Obama crew was considering letting Iran deploy its nuclear centrifuges underground. But it looks like the Obama administration didn't like that, and it looks like they told AP to drop the word "nuclear."

And guess what? That's exactly what AP did.

Now, as you'll see in a moment, the "deal" being mulled is that the centrifuges that Iran will put beyond the reach of Israeli bombs won't be allowed to enrich uranium.

A-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha. Right. And what else would they be doing? Spin art?



What other centrifuges could they be talking about, apart from those that produce nuclear fuel?

Obama is now actively assisting Iran in its quest to nuke Tel Aviv.

So, Jewish Democrats who voted for Obama: How's Obama's ass taste?

The NYT:

As nuclear talks with Iran approach a critical deadline, the United States is considering letting Tehran run hundreds of centrifuges at a once-secret, fortified underground bunker in exchange for limits on centrifuge work at other sites, officials tell The Associated Press.

The trade-off would allow Iran to run several hundred centrifuges at its Fordo facility, although they would not be allowed to enrich uranium and would be subject to inspections, the officials said. In return, Iran would be required to scale back the number of centrifuges it runs at its Natanz facility and accept other restrictions on nuclear-related work.

Here's some more great news from our Pantywaist In Chief: Iran, get this, is trying to "avoid specifics" in its Nuke Deal, apart, that is, from Obama's okay to get a nuke.

Oh yeah, they also don't want to sign it.

From the NYT:

If an agreement to limit Iran's nuclear capability is reached by deadline in the next seven days, one thing may be missing: an actual written accord, signed by the Iranians.

Over the past few weeks, Iran has increasingly resisted any kind of formal "framework" agreement at this stage in the negotiations, preferring a more general statement of "understanding" followed by a final accord in June, according to Western diplomats involved in the talks.

Should that position hold -- one of the many unknowns of the coming days -- the United States and its five negotiating partners may find themselves in the uncomfortable position of describing the accord as they understand it while the Iranians go home to offer their own version.

Uncomfortable, or Part of the Plan?

Thanks to @redsteeze and @iowahawk for the last link.

Posted by: Ace at 01:08 PM




Comments

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1
Not centrifuges... they're "little atomic merry-go-rounds"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 26, 2015 01:09 PM (y+Ufa)

2 Why doesn't the POS just have one of our naval ships hand deliver US nuclear missles to Iran, and have our technicians program them? It would save some time before the inevitable.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:10 PM (zaNRA)

3
All in keeping with Shrillary's Adult Happy Fun Camps that will succeed Barky, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 26, 2015 01:11 PM (y+Ufa)

4 This whole thing is beyond parody.

Posted by: brak at March 26, 2015 01:11 PM (Tj+s6)

5 Fuckin anti-semitic., anti-western, cock sucking mother fucker SOB. may he rot in hell

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (rDqRv)

6 What other centrifuges could they be talking about, apart from those that produce nuclear fuel?
---

Well, my Nespresso coffee maker runs a small centrifuge. Perhaps the Iranians are making espresso!

Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (9BRsg)

7 Obama didn't elect himself twice. What is happening now belongs to D and braindead R voters who put him in office twice.

Posted by: Your GOPe at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (hKyl0)

8 Another "success" for the O team!

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (Bn6aD)

9 Why would Iran sign anything? They know that whatever they do will be perfectly alright with Obama.

"You fortified your centrifuges, Iran."
"That's in the unwritten agreement, remember?"
"Uh...yes, yes I do."
---------
"You nuked Tel Aviv and Riyadh."
"The unwritten agreement. We can nuke a country only if we nuke a second one. Remember?"
"Uhhh....."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (hLRSq)

10 Top. Men.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (0HooB)

11 Furthermore, Obama betrayed israel by intentionally leaking a classified document about israel's 1980s nuke program. Because Mean Girls.

Obama is a traitor. Daily he commits treason.

We are now not only allies of Iran -- we are subordinates to Iran in the alliance.

Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2015 01:13 PM (K4YiS)

12
What else would one expect from a Nobel Appease Prize winner?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 26, 2015 01:13 PM (y+Ufa)

13 Honest question: At what point have we gone too far to recover?

We out Israel's nuclear program in a fit of presidential temper tantrum, whilst simultaneously giving Iran the A-Okay to build friggin fortified underground bunkers for their nuclear program?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at March 26, 2015 01:13 PM (fwARV)

14 First, we prefer the term "a nuclear deal," never "your surrender" or "obama's unilateral withdrawal of sanctions."

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 26, 2015 01:14 PM (W+6Gl)

15 In before the first Beavis/Butthead bunker "penetrator" bomb joke.


Heh. Heh heh.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2015 01:14 PM (72D6h)

16 Another "success" for the O team!

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (Bn6aD)


The O team. Reminds me back to when his campaign wanted to have people hold their hands over their heads in an "O" sign. Until someone pointed out that was already an internet meme.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 26, 2015 01:14 PM (hLRSq)

17 Obama want his own underground bunker. Call it the fortress of incompetude.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 01:15 PM (W5DcG)

18 As I say in the podcast, ahem, Obama is going to get us all nuked because 13 year old girls who just got their periods are more emotionally stable.

Serious question, what the hell else are the centrifuges for other than to enrich uranium? I kind of thought that was the point of them.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 01:16 PM (mf5HN)

19
Where will the Doomsday Clock's hands be the next time the BullShitTon of Atomic Scientists is released?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 26, 2015 01:16 PM (y+Ufa)

20 TFG also just declassified a report on Israel's nuke program.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 01:16 PM (0HooB)

21 Someone needs to ask the White house what exactly the nuclear centrifuges whose only purpose is to enrich uranium will be doing, if not enriching uranium?

"They've got some really really wet clothes in Iran -- need a better spin cycle."

Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2015 01:16 PM (K4YiS)

22 George Soros basically bought Obama lock, stock, and barrel. Is he disturbed about this or is it a case of "Once a kapo, always a kapo?"

Posted by: joncelli at March 26, 2015 01:17 PM (RD7QR)

23 POTUS is losing everything on this. He will crash and burn, even with his cult media. Blind legacy.

Posted by: redenzo at March 26, 2015 01:17 PM (WCnJW)

24 If only I could see some sort of pattern with this Administration.

No...wait.

There is actually more data indicating that Obama is Pro-Islam and less USA then there is clear data to support GlowBull Worming.


Yet....here we are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2015 01:17 PM (F1jFR)

25 The no agreement "agreement."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 01:17 PM (LA7Cm)

26 And no one will be more shocked, shocked that Iran has vaporized Israel with a cluster of nukes than Obama.
.
.
.
.
When he learns about it from the news.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 01:17 PM (TLTHv)

27 I am absolutely dead serious in my statement:

At this point, Israel has nothing to lose by wiping Tehran off the face of the earth.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2015 01:17 PM (zF6Iw)

28 Inspector: So, this centrifuge over here, this is enriching uranium?

Iranian: Yes

Inspector: For power-producing purposes only, yes?

Iranian: yeah whatever, bro

Inspector: And these "Death To America, Death to Israel" signs everywhere? These are part of the power program?

Iranian: Totally

Inspector: And it was necessary to build this underground in a fortified bunker why?

Iranian: Cause it's like hot and stuff, you know.

Inspector: I'm not sure I can sign off on this...

Iranian: .......

Iranian: Get out.

Inspector: Yes sir!

Posted by: scenes from tomorrow at March 26, 2015 01:17 PM (Tj+s6)

29 Where will the Doomsday Clock's hands be the next time the BullShitTon of Atomic Scientists is released?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 26, 2015 01:16 PM (y+Ufa)


They probably set it to high noon when Obama was elected.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 01:17 PM (W5DcG)

30 Nothing says "peaceful civil nuclear energy program" like "fortified underground bunkers."


Awe Ace, they want to build swimming pool research reactors with 95% enriched fuel elements.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 01:17 PM (wlDny)

31 It would be nice to have an institution with First Amendment protections that could really report on things like this. Maybe even refer to the President's closest advisor as "Iranian-born Valerie Jarrett."

Posted by: Furious George at March 26, 2015 01:17 PM (UlJ3l)

32 For a "not a muslim" Barry sure seems to hate him some jews.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 26, 2015 01:18 PM (iDWKC)

33
Serious question, what the hell else are the centrifuges for other than to enrich uranium? I kind of thought that was the point of them.

Very pure Cafe Macchiatos.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 26, 2015 01:18 PM (JtwS4)

34 We are truly living in Bizzare-O World.

Posted by: Boots at March 26, 2015 01:18 PM (l9mF2)

35 And the 'effing neighbors laugh at my preps...

Pity them that they don't know the Triskellion bunker only has the capacity of 4 humans and 1 cat.

Posted by: drill_thrawl at March 26, 2015 01:18 PM (JOG+K)

36 Where will the Doomsday Clock's hands be the next time the BullShitTon of Atomic Scientists is released?

I thought they moved it last for global warming? Which will be totally cancelled out by nuclear winter.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 26, 2015 01:18 PM (/kI1Q)

37
The next Stuxnet-like attack won't be on Iran, it'll be on the WH as long as our PMSing Pantywaist-In-Chief is in charge.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 26, 2015 01:18 PM (y+Ufa)

38 I'm starting to feel like a German Jew in 1932. I can see the country changing before my very eyes but I just can't believe it enough to actually take steps to move my family to safety.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 01:18 PM (FCsIb)

39 "No, Mr. President, we can't just "lose" a B2 bomber loaded with nuclear weapons while on a flyover of Iran that is arranged with the Ayatollah Khamenei (PBUH), in order to "give" the Bomb to Iran. The sheer amount of paperwork required would be mind-boggling. The Iranians are just going to have to figure out how to build the thing themselves."

Posted by: Overheard at Oval Office at March 26, 2015 01:18 PM (72D6h)

40 Remind me again why we can't impeach this clown for treason.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 26, 2015 01:19 PM (YLGPh)

41
He will crash and burn, even with his cult media. Blind legacy.

--

That's fine, except that he locked the cockpit door and we are all in coach.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:19 PM (zaNRA)

42 We live in a fucking mad house anymore.

And our press is deliberately keeping the majority of our citizens ignorant of anything other than Ted Cruz is an extremist.

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 26, 2015 01:19 PM (s+Ay+)

43 Obama didn't elect himself twice. What is happening now belongs to D and braindead R voters who put him in office twice.

Um, there's more than a little evidence that the '012 election was rigged.

Remember TFG's statement to Medvedev? "After my reelection, I'll have more flexibility."

That speaks volumes to me.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 01:19 PM (0HooB)

44 25 The no agreement "agreement."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
________________________

Reading from behind.

Posted by: Furious George at March 26, 2015 01:19 PM (UlJ3l)

45 Perpetual motion machines?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 26, 2015 01:19 PM (b4JMJ)

46 i beleive i read a day or so ago while doing This, they also released er.. DE classified information on Israels nuclear program?

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:19 PM (nqBYe)

47 but I just can't believe it enough to actually take steps to move my family to safety.

I can't quite figure out where "safety" is.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 26, 2015 01:20 PM (/kI1Q)

48 >>Posted by: Your GOPe at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM

Keep insisting that the GOP Senate vote to confirm this moron's picks and that Congress votes to fund his asinine program. Awesome!

Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2015 01:20 PM (9BRsg)

49 Honest question: At what point have we gone too far to recover?

We out Israel's nuclear program in a fit of presidential temper tantrum, whilst simultaneously giving Iran the A-Okay to build friggin fortified underground bunkers for their nuclear program?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at March 26, 2015 01:13 PM (fwARV)



Honestly? When the GOP declared impeachment off the table.

There are no limits. None. Obama knows that he can do anything at all that he wants and there is not one damn thing that can be done about it.

I'm kind of at a loss for words. Ummm. At least they're being open about trying to get Israel killed? Yay?

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 01:20 PM (mf5HN)

50 Oooh, spin art. Having a flashback here...

Wait, this isn't the Carter administration?

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 26, 2015 01:20 PM (KnbYp)

51 "I'm going to set your entire world on fire"

Shorter Obama Cairo speech

Posted by: Dr Gorgonzola at March 26, 2015 01:20 PM (e0JlW)

52 Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest?

Posted by: the King at March 26, 2015 01:20 PM (fUjxW)

53 35 And the 'effing neighbors laugh at my preps...

Pity them that they don't know the Triskellion bunker only has the capacity of 4 humans and 1 cat.
Posted by: drill_thrawl at March 26, 2015 01:18 PM (JOG+K)


1000 quatloos on the cat!

Posted by: Gamster of Triskelion at March 26, 2015 01:20 PM (RD7QR)

54 This has nothing to do with netanyahu


This is what netanyahu discovered

He was always going to do it

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 01:20 PM (zOTsN)

55 So Bibi.... You're on Your own.... The balls in your court...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 01:20 PM (Bn6aD)

56 Serious question, what the hell else are the centrifuges for other than to enrich uranium?

Training astronauts?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 01:20 PM (W5DcG)

57 >>I'm starting to feel like a German Jew in 1932. I can see the country
changing before my very eyes but I just can't believe it enough to
actually take steps to move my family to safety.


Where is safety now that Obama has done everything he can to destroy America?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (TLTHv)

58 How does his ass taste? My guess is that most would answer, "Grrreat". Ed Koch knew he was a Jew hater but still stumped for him. Alan Dershowitz proudly notes he voted for him twice while wondering what is going on with O's hatred of Jews/Israel.

Posted by: ejo at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (rsGj7)

59 My second biggest problem with this "deal" is that it is a damn treaty which Obama will sign AND enforce despite the fact he has no intention of getting it ratified by the Senate. He is picking his nose and wiping boogers on the Constitution and the RNCe is eating the booger off for him.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (wlDny)

60 Like, actual, honest-to-God treason, like his name was Charles or Louis-type treason.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (YLGPh)

61 Remind me again why we can't impeach this clown for treason.
Posted by: Lance McCormick

We can, or rather, could. But the dems in the Senate will never vote to convict.

And now, with Boehner, I'm not sure that they could even do the first part.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (Spluw)

62 well looks like the administration is using Obama's 'feelings' over sensible foreign policy and the safety of the country.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (nqBYe)

63 34 We are truly living in Bizzare-O World.
Posted by: Boots


No, no, no, no, no.

This is not Bizarre-O World. This is not some surrealistic nightmare.

This is a communist takeover of the United States. This is real. This was planned, has been planned, for decades.

We are watching it with our own eyes, in real time.

It diminishes the severity of what's happening, and its intentionality, by dismissing it as "This is just NUTZ!"

Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (K4YiS)

64 Obama is at the controls. Door's locked.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (SCcgT)

65 "I can't quite figure out where "safety" is."



Idaho....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (LA7Cm)

66 32,
Yeah. Funny, that.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (KnbYp)

67 At this point wouldn't it just more expedient to sell a dozen or so nukes to Iran and eliminate all doubt.

Posted by: haavamaal at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (ROvZd)

68 The day we withdraw our support for Israel is the beginning of the end for this country. And probably a whole lot more. Bet on it!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (3MmJh)

69
Wow the world sure is odd now:

Iran backing rebels in Yeman, Saudis now fighting them.

US providing air cover for Iran army in Iraq.

US helping Iran get Nukes

US outs Israel on its nuke program, because petulant obama throws fit over Israel spying.

Not New: Obama hates Jews and Western Civilization.

Really Old: Barack's ancestors sold Mooch's ancestors into slavery to western slavers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (ODxAs)

70 I can't quite figure out where "safety" is.

Who is going to bother to nuke a South American banana republic?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 26, 2015 01:22 PM (zauWW)

71 changing before my very eyes but I just can't believe it enough to
actually take steps to move my family to safety.
---
and where would that be?

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:22 PM (nqBYe)

72 How do you say "Thank you sir, may I have another" in Yiddish?

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2015 01:22 PM (VndSC)

73 It will be interesting when the Saudis join the Israelis to take out Iran

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:22 PM (zaNRA)

74 Remind me again why we can't impeach this clown for treason.

Bad optics, remember? The media will say bad things. And the FSA will be angry. And it's just too much work, especially when you're a drunken orange-faced homunculus who'd rather be passed out in a gutter.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (zF6Iw)

75
Yemen, Yeman, potato, patato.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (ODxAs)

76 Let the Apartheid State fight its own battles.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (b4JMJ)

77 >>He was always going to do it

So true. Bibi's just a scapegoat for having the temerity to see something ans say something about it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (TLTHv)

78 This is not a bad reaction to netanyahu


This is the bad deal netanyahu discovered


This was always the plan

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (zOTsN)

79 "This is more of Obama's vengeance."

Maybe, or more of Obama;s plan to weaken America, providing a global "balance of power" in the name of diversity or something. Raised by commies to hate America, as president lying about everything as he enables our enemies.

Why should we thing it is only vengeance toward Israel? He is anti strong traditional America. Israel just falls within the western values tent.

Posted by: Illiniwek at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (ZU84r)

80 Remind me again why we can't impeach this clown for treason.
Posted by: Lance McCormick


Because we live in a country populated by fundamentally unserious people.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (JBzwC)

81 So, Jewish Democrats who voted for Obama: How's Obama's ass taste?

Joke's on you, Ace. The Jews who voted for Obama are the self-loathing variety who despise Israel.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (wtvvX)

82 74 Remind me again why we can't impeach this clown for treason.
------------------

It's a microagression.

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2015 01:24 PM (VndSC)

83 64 Obama is at the controls. Door's locked.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller


Grotesque and vivid, but a threadwinner nonetheless.

Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2015 01:24 PM (K4YiS)

84 But did you see that maniac Ted Cruz said there's been no global warming for 17 years? I mean, that's pretty crazy, right?

Right?

Posted by: Jaws at March 26, 2015 01:24 PM (WKNX4)

85 A couple of things:


Can anybody give me an outline of the mental gymnastics that American liberal Democrat Jews are doing to justify their support for this?


Israeli jets would have a hard time reaching Iran in sufficient force to knock out all the centrifuges so they should have been working on alternative ways to deliver enough ordnance onto these targets. The thing is that if they use conventional weapons, they will have to use a lot of them. If they can only deliver a few weapons, they will probably be nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 26, 2015 01:24 PM (KDbAT)

86 65,
I'm betting on Texas or the Appalachian plateau.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 26, 2015 01:24 PM (KnbYp)

87 83 64 Obama is at the controls. Door's locked.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller

Grotesque and vivid, but a threadwinner nonetheless.

I agree.... sadly..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 01:24 PM (Bn6aD)

88 #64
no shit. too bad he's determined to take so many with his dumb ass

Posted by: the Butcher at March 26, 2015 01:24 PM (fUjxW)

89 BUT BOOOOSH COULDN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE "NUCLEAR" RIGHT, SO HE'S MUCH WORSE!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 26, 2015 01:24 PM (wtvvX)

90 So Bibi.... You're on Your own.... The balls in your court...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 01:20 PM (Bn6aD)
-------
When Obama places a hold on military aid to Israel (currently more than $3 billion in military aid per year which is 20% of Israel's defense budget, additional spending on joint military RnD programs, and $3 billion a year in available loans recently unused by israel), then tell everyone Israel is on their own.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 26, 2015 01:24 PM (NUqwG)

91 Remember Val jar after the reelection

No it's time for pay back

Pesky jews

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 01:24 PM (zOTsN)

92 18 >> Serious question, what the hell else are the centrifuges for other than
to enrich uranium? I kind of thought that was the point of them.

Because you are a poopy head, that's why atc.

This detail hasn't received much attention, but the rumors are that Iran will also be to keep their heavy water facility. What's heavy water (D2O) used for?

Primarily for making bomb grade plutonium.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2015 01:25 PM (23Qwv)

93 47 but I just can't believe it enough to actually take steps to move my family to safety.

I can't quite figure out where "safety" is.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 26, 2015 01:20 PM (/kI1Q)

Detroit, ironically. Nothing worth nuking there!

Posted by: Gamster of Triskelion at March 26, 2015 01:25 PM (RD7QR)

94 Iran is a small country with the GDP of Dallas-Fort Worth. It would take a month to crush their civilization and remove their threat without ever setting an American boot on the ground there.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 01:25 PM (rwI+c)

95 Dude is actively trying to start WWIII/IV.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 26, 2015 01:25 PM (/Ho8c)

96
Remind me again why we can't impeach this clown for treason.

--

Because the GOP is more worried about urban youths rioting than a nuclear warhead detonating.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:25 PM (zaNRA)

97 The Jews who voted for Obama are the self-loathing variety who despise Israel.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (wtvvX)


And flyover America.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 01:25 PM (W5DcG)

98 No electricity, no centrifuges.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 01:25 PM (rwI+c)

99 hile wondering what is going on with O's hatred of Jews/Israel.
Posted by: ejo at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (rsGj7)


AND?

so did half of america.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:25 PM (nqBYe)

100 What's heavy water (D2O) used for?

Baths for fat people?

Posted by: Gamster of Triskelion at March 26, 2015 01:26 PM (RD7QR)

101 Because we live in a country populated by fundamentally unserious people.

It's not so much that they are unserious as they aren't told the truth by the MFM.

And they're miseducated.

Solve those two problems and we're back on the road to recovery, to coin a phrase.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 01:26 PM (0HooB)

102 So, can we cause The Jiggling with the centrifuges?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 26, 2015 01:26 PM (/Ho8c)

103 Because the GOP is more worried about urban youths rioting

Given that they already are...

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 26, 2015 01:26 PM (/kI1Q)

104 This guy's butthurt is going to get a lot of people killed.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 26, 2015 01:27 PM (KvKOu)

105
And what else would they be doing? Spin art?




Spirograph
https://youtu.be/_EhMom-wAzE

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 26, 2015 01:27 PM (kdS6q)

106 I don't think anybody has put the world in as much danger as this asshole Obama has.

One couldn't inflict more damage ON PURPOSE as TFG has.

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at March 26, 2015 01:27 PM (MV2jA)

107 My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barak Heussein Obama in the White House.

Posted by: John McCain, Card Carring Maverick at March 26, 2015 01:27 PM (WGm5T)

108 Baths for fat people?

Posted by: Gamster of Triskelio


You almost owed me a keyboard.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 26, 2015 01:27 PM (/Ho8c)

109 We are rapidly approaching the point at which it does not matter who is elected beyond Obama. The damage will be impossible to fix.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 26, 2015 01:27 PM (gW5Vg)

110 What's heavy water (D2O) used for?
-----
For one it is used as a moderator in nuclear reactors.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 26, 2015 01:27 PM (NUqwG)

111 Maybe they're just trying to separate platelets from whole blood? Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 26, 2015 01:27 PM (l3vZN)

112
No electricity, no centrifuges.

No motor cars.

Not a single luxury.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky futuristic predictions at March 26, 2015 01:28 PM (ko4zy)

113 "Dude is actively trying to start WWIII/IV."

s that when the Madhi (sp) comes out of the well?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2015 01:28 PM (F1jFR)

114 An unwritten, non-legally binding, secret agreement that Obama's really pissed about Israel spying on?

How do we know that Obama's not actively planning with Iran how to attack Israel?

I mean we already know he's releasing info on Israel's nuclear capabilities. Seriously, is Obama engaging in a conspiracy with Iran to destroy Israel?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2015 01:28 PM (jhqr1)

115 Remind me again why we can't impeach this clown for treason.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 26, 2015 01:19 PM (YLGPh)

Because we already impeached Bill Clinton for being a lying sack of shit who liked to pork fat interns.
And Black Democratium.But mostly because we impeached the last DemonRat president.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2015 01:28 PM (72D6h)

116 Throw the madhi down the well.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 26, 2015 01:29 PM (b4JMJ)

117 Can you point out one thing I would do differently if I were really a muslim terrorist?

Didn't think so but I am totes a Christian.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at March 26, 2015 01:29 PM (WGm5T)

118 Drudge headline story right now:

"WASHINGTON --- U.S.
Army Special Operations Command is pushing back against alarmist claims
that an upcoming U.S. military exercise is a preparation for imposing
martial law or subduing right-leaning groups and individuals.


Conspiracy theories about the exercise, known as JADE HELM 15, appeared
online this week. Some commentators railing against the event referred
to an online slide show allegedly created by USASOC, which outlined a
special operations exercise slated to take place across multiple states,
outside the confines of U.S. military bases. In the slide show, a map
of the southwest region of the United States labels Texas and other
territory as 'hostile' or 'insurgent pocket.' The document also refers
to coordination with law enforcement agencies."



Peachy!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 01:29 PM (TLTHv)

119 Iranian Uranium? Insanium!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 01:29 PM (NeFrd)

120 112
No electricity, no centrifuges.

No motor cars.

Not a single luxury.

Posted by: Soothsayer


Like Robert Oppenheimer
It's nuclear as can be!

Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2015 01:29 PM (K4YiS)

121 We are rapidly approaching the point at which it does not matter who is elected beyond Obama. The damage will be impossible to fix.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 26, 2015 01:27 PM (gW5Vg)


One has to wonder at what point people will wake up - does Obama have to actually order American jets to bomb Tel Aviv before something is done?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2015 01:29 PM (zF6Iw)

122 Gamester sock off.

79 "This is more of Obama's vengeance."

Maybe, or more of Obama;s plan to weaken America, providing a global "balance of power" in the name of diversity or something. Raised by commies to hate America, as president lying about everything as he enables our enemies.

Why should we thing it is only vengeance toward Israel? He is anti strong traditional America. Israel just falls within the western values tent.
Posted by: Illiniwek at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (ZU84r)


You're absolutely right. Barry thinks American power is a force for evil so his agenda is to create a multipolar world. So he will help the Iranians, the Chinese, anybody who will fight against American power. It is part and parcel of his "Community organizer/fight the power" mentality.

Posted by: joncelli at March 26, 2015 01:29 PM (RD7QR)

123 Obama doesn't actually need and agreement with Iran. All he has to do is say he has one.

Who could dispute that?

Even if Iran has to say there is no agreement, just for domestic consumption, to keep peace in the streets of Tehran.

Obama announces he has an agreement. The news media backs him up, even if there are stories saying it's all bogus. Obama's faithful followers don't care. Obama said it.

Posted by: PlaneGail at March 26, 2015 01:29 PM (WcZQ2)

124 So, Jewish Democrats who voted for Obama: How's Obama's ass taste?

Joke's on you, Ace. The Jews who voted for Obama are the self-loathing variety who despise Israel.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (wtvvX)

Exactly. They are Jews by heritage only. See if you find them in a temple on Saturday or celebrating even the most basic Jewish holiday. Saying their Jewish is convenient when it lets them into a financial club with other elite progressive "Jews". But in reality, they are no more Jewish or in favor of a Jewish homeland than Juan Pablo and his coffee donkey.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2015 01:30 PM (PfWwQ)

125 107 Posted by: John McCain, Card Carring Maverick at March 26, 2015 01:27 PM (WGm5T)
========================

I'd like to hear him answer for saying that. What an asshole.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 01:30 PM (FCsIb)

126 squeeee, we vote for Obama becuse it makes us cool and hope and change!

so how many americans voted for Obama of any race ,religion, gender and creed?

Is our country now safe?
is this what christians, b'hai's buddhists atheists desired?

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:30 PM (nqBYe)

127
Three Words: Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 01:30 PM (ODxAs)

128 I like the 30's analogy MTF made. We keep thinking the country will wake up to this clown and his antics, but that does not seem to be the case. Absolutely blistering news reports appear about his hidden hatred of Israel, his open incompetence in foreign affairs and obsession with Iran, his faculty-lounge animus toward Western Civ, his meddling in the military, his use of the IRS and the Justice department to attack his political foes, Benghazi, Bowe Bergdahl, his extravagance, his love of leisure time and hatred of intelligence briefings, and on and on--and...nothing. It's like Saruman possessing Theoden.

Posted by: Caliban at March 26, 2015 01:30 PM (DrC22)

129 fgs

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:30 PM (nqBYe)

130 "41

He will crash and burn, even with his cult media. Blind legacy.

--

That's fine, except that he locked the cockpit door and we are all in coach.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:19 PM (zaNRA)"

I nominate this post for thread winner and I nominate this meme at internet winner for the week.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 26, 2015 01:31 PM (KDbAT)

131 Seems sort of ironic that there is a religious sect that believes there must be a world changing battle to bring forth their desired outcome.
And we have Setting President, raised in an islamic home who seems to accidentally bringing events into alignment which would support this outcome.


Odd that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2015 01:31 PM (F1jFR)

132 Yeah, down by the river,
Down by the banks of the ol' Euphrates!
(Aw, that's what's happenin' baby)
That's where you'll find me
Along with the mullahs, jihadis and goats!
(Aw, but they're the BOMB, people)

Well I love that heavy water
Oh, Tehran, you're my home!
(Spin those centrifuges, Achmed!!!)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 26, 2015 01:31 PM (wtvvX)

133 5 Fuckin anti-semitic., anti-western, cock sucking mother fucker SOB. may he rot in hell
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (rDqRv)

What he said.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)

134 No, no, no, no, no. This is not Bizarre-O World. This is not some surrealistic nightmare. This is a communist takeover of the United States. This is real. This was planned, has been planned, for decades. We are watching it with our own eyes, in real time. It diminishes the severity of what's happening, and its intentionality, by dismissing it as "This is just NUTZ!"
Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (K4YiS)


----------------------------------------------


Thank you. And to just add a bit, they're doing it brilliantly. They've indoctrinated us to the point of us basically kneeling before them voluntarily so they may beat us to death with blunt weapons.

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2015 01:31 PM (/HX7u)

135
Like Robert Oppenheimer
It's nuclear as can be!


Heh. We're a queer lot.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky futuristic predictions at March 26, 2015 01:31 PM (ko4zy)

136 Setting=Sitting

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2015 01:31 PM (F1jFR)

137 "And what else would they be doing? Spin art?"

Centrifuges are an essential part in the creation of baby formula.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 26, 2015 01:31 PM (fWAjv)

138 We're so smart we even know that Obama and his Muslim allies won't kill us last. But we support him anyway.

Posted by: University Jews at March 26, 2015 01:31 PM (53CCM)

139
We are rapidly approaching the point at which it does not matter who is elected beyond Obama. The damage will be impossible to fix.

it won't be impossible but it will be very painful

Posted by: kj at March 26, 2015 01:32 PM (lKyWE)

140 Nobody can correctly be called a pantywaists if they are routinely bending their victims ass over kettle and rogering them to within an inch of their lives.

I don't like it one bit but Obama is a lot of things but a pantywaist is not one of them.

The "opposition" on the other hand...

Posted by: Kreplach at March 26, 2015 01:32 PM (4HFY9)

141 We are rapidly approaching the point at which it does not matter who is elected beyond Obama. The damage will be impossible to fix.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 26, 2015 01:27 PM (gW5Vg)



And by damage, you mean the fallout from nuclear winter, right?

I despair, I despair.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 01:32 PM (mf5HN)

142 One has to wonder at what point people will wake up - does Obama have to actually order American jets to bomb Tel Aviv before something is done?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2015 01:29 PM (zF6Iw)



http://tinyurl.com/o8psf2g

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 26, 2015 01:32 PM (gW5Vg)

143 Why doesn't that POS Obama give Iran some nukes and speed up the process.

Posted by: zeeman at March 26, 2015 01:32 PM (4uoSf)

144 this might be kind of what it felt like to be in the Warsaw ghetto when the leaders of the Judenrat (Jewish Council) announced the latest agreement with the German command.

Posted by: mallfly at March 26, 2015 01:32 PM (qSIlh)

145 Obama is now actively assisting Iran in its quest to nuke Tel Aviv.

Those Joos just refused to be neighborly.

Posted by: Prez'nit O'Dhimmi at March 26, 2015 01:32 PM (Dwehj)

146 nevergiveup, it might be a useful/good thing the mask is off.

if only the fkn halo tilt were noticed sooner.

so many people fooled by the media.

they brought him. i want to know why.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:33 PM (nqBYe)

147 Al Quds.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 26, 2015 01:33 PM (b4JMJ)

148 Honest question: At what point have we gone too far to recover?

Like I said in the previous thread, President Asshole's forcing Israel's hand into starting WW-III.

The hairs on the back of my neck are positively straight out now...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 26, 2015 01:33 PM (PMGbu)

149 Obama is going to feel like a bitch in heat surrounded by a pack of wolves by time this ME shit is all straight.

He will not only need to show all of his cards on his now clear discrimination in favor of Iran over Israel, but he will have to make a stark clear choice between Saudi Arabia and Iran. If he chooses Iran, he is soooo screwed.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 26, 2015 01:33 PM (BZAd3)

150 "Serious question, what the hell else are the
centrifuges for other than to enrich uranium? I kind of thought that
was the point of them.





Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 01:16 PM (mf5HN)"

Centrifuges are used to separate cream from milk but I suspect that these particular centrifuges are a bit over designed for that purpose.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 26, 2015 01:33 PM (KDbAT)

151 135
Like Robert Oppenheimer
It's nuclear as can be!

Heh. We're a queer lot.
Posted by: Soothsayer


I couldn't decide between that and

Let's build the Persian version
of Oak Ridge Tennessee!

Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2015 01:33 PM (K4YiS)

152
Setting=Sitting

i liked setting better as in a dog that paitently awaits its order from its master

Posted by: kj at March 26, 2015 01:34 PM (lKyWE)

153 Meanwhile on the planet Bespin in Cloud City:

Jean Francois, "We had an agreement!"

Mullahs, "We are altering the deal."

JFK, "You said ...

Mullahs, "Pray we don't alter the deal further."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 01:34 PM (KJLsF)

154 Detroit, ironically. Nothing worth nuking there!
Posted by: Gamster of Triskelion at March 26, 2015 01:25 PM (RD7QR)

Actually, that's not quite true. There is a large nuclear power plant just southeast of Michigan along Lake Erie. That would take out S.E. Michigan, Toledo and NE.Ohio and Windsor, ONT.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2015 01:34 PM (PfWwQ)

155 I told you capitalist yellow running dog swine we would bury you!

Posted by: Nikita Kruschev at March 26, 2015 01:34 PM (2Ojst)

156 "Centrifuges are an essential part in the creation of baby formula."

Aspirin factory.

And centrifuges are a traditional part of Iranian wedding celebrations as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2015 01:35 PM (F1jFR)

157 what i want to know is When alextopia will be secured?

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:35 PM (nqBYe)

158 I can only assume at this point that the world's worst antisemites are Jewish Democrats. They must have really, really hated those Hebrew lessons and/or got jilted by Sarah Cohen in the ninth grade. There's an actual country with those embarrassing bearded guys in silly hats? And IDF chicks? BURN THEM, BURN THEM ALL.

Seriously, it's like dropping into someone else's civil war.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 01:35 PM (tfQDr)

159
Posted by: Kreplach at March 26, 2015 01:32 PM (4HFY9)

A pantywaist with power is the cruelest kind.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 01:35 PM (ODxAs)

160 So now our Genius-in-Chief wants to play cat-and-mouse with Mossad?

I guess Bibi bitch-slapping him in Congress wasn't enough of a humiliation.

Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (UzPAd)

161 These types of centrifuges are expressly designed for the enrichment of uranium. Unless you like a little glow in your daily life.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (KJLsF)

162 http://tinyurl.com/o8psf2g

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 26, 2015 01:32 PM (gW5Vg)


We need a Pinochet. Badly.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (zF6Iw)

163 You're absolutely right. Barry thinks American power is a force for evil so his agenda is to create a multipolar world. So he will help the Iranians, the Chinese, anybody who will fight against American power. It is part and parcel of his "Community organizer/fight the power" mentality.

The anti-Christ George Soros, the guy with his hand up TFG's ass, is on record stating this very same thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (0HooB)

164 110 For one it is used as a moderator in nuclear reactors.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 26, 2015 01:27 PM (NUqwG)

US power reactors have never used heavy water as a moderator. The Canadian reactors used it at one time in the CANDU design but I think they have given it up. The Russians use graphite with very bad results.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (wlDny)

165 No, no, no, no, no. This is not Bizarre-O World. This is not some surrealistic nightmare. This is a communist takeover of the United States. This is real. This was planned, has been planned, for decades. We are watching it with our own eyes, in real time. It diminishes the severity of what's happening, and its intentionality, by dismissing it as "This is just NUTZ!"
Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (K4YiS)

"Surrealistic nightmare" and "communist takeover of the United States" are not mutually exclusive. But to the point, yes: you're right. It's real, it's happening, here it is.

So what now?

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (Bvf82)

166 Shorter Obama, at any time:"Why so serious?"
Whoever did that "Hope" poster parody with the Obama-Joker was closer to the mark than they ever imagined.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (k8xvx)

167 " what i want to know is When alextopia will be secured?"


This

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (F1jFR)

168 I can only assume at this point that the world's worst antisemites are Jewish Democrats. They must have really, really hated those Hebrew lessons and/or got jilted by Sarah Cohen in the ninth grade. There's an actual country with those embarrassing bearded guys in silly hats? And IDF chicks? BURN THEM, BURN THEM ALL.

Seriously, it's like dropping into someone else's civil war.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 01:35 PM (tfQDr)

They are at best JINOs and at worst and most likely "Self Haitng Jews". I have known many Self Hating Jews.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (rDqRv)

169 A pantywaist with power is the cruelest kind.

Glad to see pantywaist being used... It fits him to a tee...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (Bn6aD)

170
None of it makes sense, right?

obama is dwindling the U.S. stock of nukes while doing his damndest to increase Iran's.

obama is doing everything he can to invoke gun control on American citizens, but he's arming "rebels" in Syria and Yemen.


Is the fog lifting? It's beginning to make perfect sense.

obama is the enemy of the United States.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky futuristic predictions at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (ko4zy)

171 Hey! If the President comes to an agreement with the Iranians without our input, we'll get in front of cameras and let you know how angry we are.

Then we'll just go along with it anyway because, hey, we don't want to stir up any trouble.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell & John Boehner at March 26, 2015 01:37 PM (JoIcn)

172 The "opposition" on the other hand...
Posted by: Kreplach at March 26, 2015 01:32 PM (4HFY9)


----------------------------------------


What opposition?

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2015 01:37 PM (/HX7u)

173 Actually, that's not quite true. There is a large nuclear power plant just southeast of Michigan along Lake Erie. That would take out S.E. Michigan, Toledo and NE.Ohio and Windsor, ONT.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2015 01:34 PM (PfWwQ)
------
And don't confuse the suburbs with Detroit. The Detroit metro area ranks 14th in GDP of US metro areas.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 26, 2015 01:37 PM (NUqwG)

174 What if he skips a treaty altogether

He tells iran he will help them and he does. He may even tell DoD to help them

He tells Europe to go ahead and lift sanctions

He does everything he can including telling companies to go ahead and trade with Iran and telling government agencies not to look for violators

Selective enforcement you see

He doesn't need a treaty

Who will blow a whistle.

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 01:37 PM (zOTsN)

175 This is going to be a hell of a crisis going into the election year of 2016. It would be a shame to destabilize things further with all that divisive campaigning, don't you think?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 26, 2015 01:37 PM (l3vZN)

176
I always laugh when I remember that the Rosenbergs bratty misbehaving kids led to their conviction. Because the kids were so uncontrollable, people remembered them, including the guy they had take all these passport photos to flee the country.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 26, 2015 01:38 PM (iQIUe)

177 I have nothing good to say about the Commander-in-Chief.

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2015 01:38 PM (ZKGnj)

178 @157
Only if the Horde focuses less on the jiggling Rack.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 26, 2015 01:38 PM (k8xvx)

179 The Russians use graphite with very bad results.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (wlDny)

So, let them build Russian reactors. Win-Win!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 26, 2015 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

180 Nobody can correctly be called a pantywaists if they are routinely bending their victims ass over kettle and rogering them to within an inch of their lives.

I don't like it one bit but Obama is a lot of things but a pantywaist is not one of them.



Just who do you think is getting bent over?
Obama is the world's bitch. Even Assad's 15 yr old kid bent him over.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2015 01:38 PM (JaIUI)

181 I think the last gasp of the Heavy Water nuclear program is still lying in the deep part of a Norwegian lake.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 01:38 PM (KJLsF)

182 Why doesn't that POS Obama give Iran some nukes and speed up the process.

***



Doesn't want to damage their fragile self-esteem.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 01:38 PM (NeFrd)

183 143
Why doesn't that POS Obama give Iran some nukes and speed up the process.


How do you know I haven't and this agreement is all a BS side show?

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at March 26, 2015 01:39 PM (WGm5T)

184 I don't like it one bit but Obama is a lot of things but a pantywaist is not one of them.

Well, that's your opinion...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 01:39 PM (Bn6aD)

185 "One has to wonder at what point people will wake up -
does Obama have to actually order American jets to bomb Tel Aviv before
something is done?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2015 01:29 PM (zF6Iw)"

If he did that, his approval numbers among Jews would probably drop to 55%.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 26, 2015 01:39 PM (KDbAT)

186 Just yesterday in the local fish wrap, a letter writer was insisting we "owe" Israel nothing and we "don't need them, they need us."

The hatred of Israel by the progs is intense. And they've ramped up their hate because they feel their boyfriend was dissed by Bibi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 01:39 PM (FsuaD)

187 "Surrealistic nightmare" and "communist takeover of the United States" are not mutually exclusive. But to the point, yes: you're right. It's real, it's happening, here it is.

So what now?

Posted by: troyriser


Hey, how about this idea:

Let's hold a national election and have the opposition party sweep every race nationwide! They can take over Congress and a super-majority of states! THAT'll stop this communist dictator in his tracks!

...

...

Oh, wait.

Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2015 01:40 PM (K4YiS)

188 156
"Centrifuges are an essential part in the creation of baby formula."



Aspirin factory.



And centrifuges are a traditional part of Iranian wedding celebrations as well.


Our uses for nuclear centrifuges are creation of baby formula and aspirin. And wedding celebrations.

Among our uses for nuclear centrifuges are......

Posted by: The Iranian Inquisition, totally unexpected at March 26, 2015 01:40 PM (YXmuI)

189 Actually, you could probably lay 95% of the world's troubles at the feet of those who loathe themselves, their heritage and/or their country...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 26, 2015 01:40 PM (wtvvX)

190 As a child, those joo kids used to box me about the ears unmercifully on the playground.

Posted by: Prez'nit O'Dhimmi at March 26, 2015 01:40 PM (Dwehj)

191 Only if the Horde focuses less on the jiggling Rack.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 26, 2015 01:38 PM


So. Never, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2015 01:40 PM (h4vJk)

192 And the US nuclear arsenal?

IIRC the US has not built a new bomb since the Clinton era. All we are doing is maintaining the aging arsenal. Which is why the workers at Hanford are chasing after rabbits with radioactive droppings.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 01:40 PM (KJLsF)

193
obama is using his position of power to redistribute U.S. wealth and might all over the world.

Normalizing relations with Cuba?? Aiding Iran with nukes? Arming "rebels" in the middle east??

These aren't in the interest of the USA. It's the opposite. Everything obama does is purposely designed to hurt the USA.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky futuristic predictions at March 26, 2015 01:41 PM (ko4zy)

194 Maybe they just do a shit ton of blood draws over in Iran and need to run centrifuges all the time.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 26, 2015 01:41 PM (vg8iE)

195 At what point does someone stand up and say, "Um, you're offering to arm one of our sworn enemies, and a sworn enemy of our allies. That's... that's kind of like giving aid and comfort to the enemy, you know? Um, so... like... treason, bitch?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 26, 2015 01:41 PM (4df7R)

196
Allowing ebola to come the USA??

WHO DOES THIS??

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky futuristic predictions at March 26, 2015 01:41 PM (ko4zy)

197 "Obama has locked the cockpit door", should be shouted from the roof tops.

Posted by: nip at March 26, 2015 01:42 PM (jI23+)

198
Open the borders to anyone who wants to cross??

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky futuristic predictions at March 26, 2015 01:42 PM (ko4zy)

199 Obama wants Israel to strike to give him an excuse to lobby the international community for less shipment of arms to Israel.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at March 26, 2015 01:42 PM (TlMTA)

200 Um, so... like... treason, bitch?

Lay off! He's serving with honor and distinction.

Posted by: Susan Rice at March 26, 2015 01:42 PM (ZKGnj)

201 I have to be careful what I say about Fredo least I lose my Commission and end up in jail. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2015 01:42 PM (rDqRv)

202 Maybe they just do a shit ton of blood draws over in Iran and need to run centrifuges all the time.

An Iranian blood draw usually involves the carotid...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 26, 2015 01:42 PM (wtvvX)

203 They are at best JINOs and at worst and most likely "Self Haitng Jews". I have known many Self Hating Jews.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM


Yes, pre-WWII Germany was full of them, each one counseling "moderation" and "accommodation" and "tolerance." History tells us what happened to them.

I just took a look at Tepid Air's "headlines" and, surprise, surprise, as of maybe five minutes ago this has not shown up on Poppin' Fresh's radar. I wonder if he'll manage a pithy comment or two when/if the first bombs fall on Israeli soil. Or will he still worry about the "optics" of opposing our traitorous President?

It seems certain Congress will, as always, bow to Choom Boy and let him have his way.

In short, go long on radiation-detector futures, and short on frivolous items not approved by our new Muzzie Overlords.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 26, 2015 01:43 PM (P8YHq)

204 Maybe they need a high speed centrifuge to separate the men from the goats.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 01:43 PM (NeFrd)

205 Releases five top terrorists for one cowardly deserter?

Who does this?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 01:43 PM (FsuaD)

206 205
Releases five top terrorists for one cowardly deserter?

Who does this?


No one...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 26, 2015 01:43 PM (Bn6aD)

207 I think time for some art

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Alexia-Sinclair-photography-5.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 01:43 PM (KJLsF)

208 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 26, 2015 01:41 PM

Whatever you're smoking, I hope you brought enough for the whole Horde.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2015 01:43 PM (h4vJk)

209 All we are doing is maintaining the aging arsenal.

Which is why the workers at Hanford are chasing after rabbits with radioactive droppings.



A few more generations and those rabbits will be doing the chasing.

Someone to prepare the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, please?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2015 01:43 PM (JaIUI)

210 @172

That's why I used scare quotes around opposition.

We have entered a state of play where opposition where it does exist is futile or is blunted to the point of practical non-existence.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (4HFY9)

211 the most disappointing thing about , well everything happenng, is the glaring lack of leaders kicking back hard at this.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (nqBYe)

212 Maybe they need a high speed centrifuge to separate the men from the goats.

Seems like overkill. How about a really big crowbar instead?

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (ZKGnj)

213 If Israel launches a strike to take out Iran, the POS will likely ask the UN for an invasion of Israel.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (zaNRA)

214 I'm starting to think a military junta wouldn't be so bad but alas

You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Colonel Gaddafi.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (rwI+c)

215 In honor of atc's rack juggling, you can own your very own set:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeylExyUTiQ

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (23Qwv)

216 @191
Pretty much. We're doomed absent word to the contrary from the Empress.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (k8xvx)

217 The JEF could rape and kill a baby on live television and he'd still not face impeachment.

I give up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (FsuaD)

218 Uncle George used to tell me "the only good Joo is an obedient Joo".

Posted by: Prez'nit O'Dhimmi at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (Dwehj)

219
stalin didn't hate jews because they weren't good communist.

Posted by: kj at March 26, 2015 01:45 PM (lKyWE)

220 207 I think time for some art

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Alexia-Sinclair-photography-5.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 01:43 PM (KJLsF)

Is she trying to fix her titty? Because it looks Baroque.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 01:45 PM (2Ojst)

221
Only if the Horde focuses less on the jiggling Rack.

So, never.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 26, 2015 01:45 PM (JtwS4)

222 On the plus side, this deal might not happen if the Iranians & Saudis start actively fighting each other in Yemen, leading to a much larger regional war.

Good times....good times.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 26, 2015 01:45 PM (JoIcn)

223 >>The hatred of Israel by the progs is intense. And they've ramped up
their hate because they feel their boyfriend was dissed by Bibi.

Idiots still falling for his Alinsky tactics - "Look!---->Bibi is Emmanuel Goldstein! Get your hate on, folks and ignore what I'm doing w/Iran!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 01:45 PM (TLTHv)

224 How do you know I haven't and this agreement is all a BS side show?
Posted by: King Barky the Liar at March 26, 2015 01:39 PM (WGm5T)


--------------------------------------


I've suspected this for some time. Maybe not one of our nukes, but Ogumbe turning his eyes away from the Norks, China, or Russia selling them a few.

Not so tinfoilly in these times.

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2015 01:45 PM (/HX7u)

225 Samantha power is at the ready with a plan to occupy Israel

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 01:45 PM (zOTsN)

226 http://tinyurl.com/pq9rn53

Zero Admin quietly released 1987 Israel Secret Document about nukes before Netanyahu speech!

He should be arrested & impeached! I one of us leaked that, we'd be in jail!

Hrothgar told me about it this morning.

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 01:45 PM (sj3Ax)

227 Something most people don't know?

I made sure all of our land based ICBMs only have one warhead. Yep it wasn't fair to have MIRVs and MARVs.

You're welcome bitches.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at March 26, 2015 01:45 PM (WGm5T)

228 I recommend: http://www.nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

Go there, download it and play with it a bit. Its time we remember just what the hell it is we are talking about. This ought to scare the crap out of anyone who looks at it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2015 01:46 PM (08Znv)

229 Insomniac, "Hello Radio Moscow?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 01:46 PM (KJLsF)

230 128 Posted by: Caliban at March 26, 2015 01:30 PM (DrC22)
======================

How many books have as a premise that "the German Jews just couldn't bring themselves to believe the European civilization, with Berlin as its cultural capital, would never turn on the Jews? After all, they were vital to culture all over the continent. It could never happen here, they said, and yet it did. Disastrously so.

The national socialists did it once, and are doing it again. This time under their Fuhrer (whom they treat like a God King, just as the Germans treated Hitler).

Hillary talking about camps may not be so very far off from the truth.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 01:46 PM (FCsIb)

231 And at the same time Obama has released classified information on Israel's nuke program that has been under wraps for decades.

He's letting his Israel hate flag fly.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2015 01:46 PM (g1DWB)

232
On the plus side, this deal might not happen if the Iranians Saudis start actively fighting each other in Yemen, leading to a much larger regional war.

--

There is a lot of upside potential there.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:46 PM (zaNRA)

233 229 Insomniac, "Hello Radio Moscow?"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 01:46 PM (KJLsF)

*snerk*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 01:46 PM (2Ojst)

234 It's not so much that they are unserious as they aren't told the truth by the MFM.

And they're miseducated.

Solve those two problems and we're back on the road to recovery, to coin a phrase.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy,


Eh, a little column A, a little column B.

A slightly more serious people would notice occasionally that the info from our MSM and academics doesn't always comport with reality.

Take the goat-rodeo in Yemen; even the MSM isn't shading it. It's a complete mess. And yet, Obama still insists that it's a success.

That's an obvious lie. There's no grey area there. 100% opposite of "success."

A fundamentally unserious people would just ignore it and continue on their way ... like they are doing right here, right now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2015 01:47 PM (JBzwC)

235 And the number of the counting shall be three.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 01:47 PM (NeFrd)

236 I have always been convinced that Obama's political awareness stopped cold in 1982. Anything that resembled thinking on his part was over when he left Columbia. The last thing that he wrote himself was an article on nuclear disarmament that basically said "But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao You ain't gonna make it with anyone, anyhow."

Iran is drilled in his head not as an enemy of free people but as an enemy of Reagan.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 26, 2015 01:47 PM (L2xDv)

237 Releases five top terrorists for one cowardly deserter?

If you act now you can get ten terrorists.
Just pay added shipping and handling.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 01:47 PM (W5DcG)

238 >>On the plus side, this deal might not happen if the Iranians
Saudis start actively fighting each other in Yemen, leading to a much
larger regional war.

And yet...the "deal" isn't finalized and Iran is already getting goodies, like all the equipment and intel we left behind in Yemen, air cover for their troops in Iraq, all while their nuclear program continues....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 01:47 PM (TLTHv)

239 This has nothing to do with the speech

This has nothing to do with Israel elections

This has nothing to do with personal animosity toward Netanyahu

This was always the plan

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 01:48 PM (zOTsN)

240 The Congress will not stop him.
The Courts will not stop him.
The States will not stop him.
The Military will not stop him.
The People will not stop him.

God save us.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 01:48 PM (J6suc)

241 Zero Admin quietly released 1987 Israel Secret Document about nukes before Netanyahu speech!

He should be arrested & impeached! I one of us leaked that, we'd be in jail!

Hrothgar told me about it this morning.
Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 01:45 PM (sj3Ax)

Carol-Carol look He declassified it first!
so

shrug.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:48 PM (nqBYe)

242 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 01:48 PM (kff5f)

243 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 01:48 PM (kff5f)

244 Because we live in a country populated by fundamentally unserious people.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (JBzwC)

And because if the GOP impeached the first black president, then Obama would be able to quote LBJ with authority:

"I'll have those n**g*rs voting Democrat for ANOTHER 200 years."

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 26, 2015 01:48 PM (BZAd3)

245 Maybe they need a high speed centrifuge to separate the men from the goats.

You could achieve the same thing with a bucket of cold heavy water.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 01:48 PM (0HooB)

246
As stated above, obama doesn't want a written agreement either, president present after all, he just wants to say there is an agreement to end the sanctions on Iran for his muzzie brothers, just as he didn't sign amnesty only wanted to say he did so he didn't have to enforce the borders plus give tax refunds to illegal aliens.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2015 01:48 PM (ODxAs)

247 You want General Washington

You will settle for General Pinochet

You will get Colonel Gaddafi Klink.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (rwI+c)


FIFY



Posted by: Country Singer at March 26, 2015 01:49 PM (8hctH)

248 Remind me again why we can't impeach this clown for treason.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 26, 2015 01:19 PM (YLGPh)


I'm sure there would be enough votes in the House to pass the impeachment charges, but there is no way in hell that any Democrats in the Senate would vote to remove him.

Remember, Clinton didn't come out of his impeachment trial humbled by the experience, he came out emboldened that there was no longer the threat of impeachment against him.

Now imagine 2 more years of Obama knowing that the GOP failed to impeach him and could no longer even threaten him with impeachment.

The lesson from history is that if you want to take out the ruler, you better take out the ruler, if not, get ready for retribution.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 26, 2015 01:49 PM (+Fae7)

249 >>>>> Madhi (sp) comes out of the well?

Malachi - He wants you too!

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at March 26, 2015 01:49 PM (4cJjO)

250 Serious question, what the hell else are the centrifuges for other than to enrich uranium? I kind of thought that was the point of them.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 01:16 PM (mf5HN)

Uranium Hexaflouride has many peaceful uses such as fabulous carpet dyes and cosmetics.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 26, 2015 01:49 PM (s/gWD)

251 I'm starting to think a military junta wouldn't be so bad but alas
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (rwI+c)

I've been watching and otherwise been paying special attention toPentagon people with lots of stars and braid over the last few years. We seem to be carving them out of bananas and balsa wood nowadays. Only Obama loyalists remain at the highest levels. Some junta.

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2015 01:49 PM (Bvf82)

252 It's all part of The Plan by Iranian born ValJar & zero!

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 01:49 PM (sj3Ax)

253 203 Yes, pre-WWII Germany was full of them, each one counseling "moderation" and "accommodation" and "tolerance." History tells us what happened to them.
=========================

Boehner and McConnell sound much different?

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 01:50 PM (FCsIb)

254 I have always been convinced that Obama's political awareness stopped cold in 1982. Anything that resembled thinking on his part was over when he left Columbia. The last thing that he wrote himself was an article on nuclear disarmament that basically said "But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao You ain't gonna make it with anyone, anyhow."

Iran is drilled in his head not as an enemy of free people but as an enemy of Reagan.
Posted by: AmishDude at March 26, 2015 01:47 PM (L2xDv)

well nuclear disarnment of America, Despots , Religious fanatics.
not.so.much

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:50 PM (nqBYe)

255 Since I have been busy stopping Iran from getting the bomb, they have fired up 6000 centrifuges.

You're welcome bitches!

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at March 26, 2015 01:50 PM (WGm5T)

256 If there is no written agreement, then there can be no Senate ratification, thus there is no treaty.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 26, 2015 01:50 PM (JgC5a)

257 My dislike of this commie bastard grows more intense with each betrayal of America and her allies, especially Israel. Its almost like he doesn't give a damn what he does because he's untouchable, in no small part thanks to the GoPe who could have crucified him on so many lawless acts.


Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 26, 2015 01:50 PM (74McK)

258 and would be subject to inspections, the officials said.

These would be the same inspections to which Iran said, "Nah, bro?"

Because anything other than surprise inspections means you will, get this, never find anything.

Which you'd think we had learned from 10 years of "inspections" in Iraq.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 01:50 PM (kff5f)

259 Only Obama loyalists remain at the highest levels. Some junta.
Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2015 01:49 PM (Bvf82)


So no "Seven Days In May" then?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 01:50 PM (W5DcG)

260 Uranium Hexaflouride has many peaceful uses such as fabulous carpet dyes and cosmetics.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 26, 2015 01:49 PM (s/gWD)

nothing gives that fresh glow youthful appearance on that level

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:51 PM (nqBYe)

261 Netanyahu is the scape goat

There will be no congress, no written agreement

There will be total cooperation

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 01:52 PM (zOTsN)

262 243 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 01:48 PM (kff5f)

And spray it with Uranium Hexaflouride because half measure are not sufficient.

Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at March 26, 2015 01:52 PM (s/gWD)

263
"Because we live in a country populated by fundamentally unserious people"

weft, stealing/repeating my thoughts, down to the exact wording

But of course many of us have recognized/said this for years.

Before Obama was, absurdly, elected the first time.

Still clearly recall watching the final election night call for Dubya in 2004 at a GOP HQ in an eastern state in November 2004 - several of us were relieved, but completely stunned that it could even be close. I'd pick that exact moment as the time my perception of the country began to change, dramatically.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2015 01:52 PM (afQnV)

264 I would think even Roman Polanski and Hairy Reed would avoid that kind of 'youthful glow.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 01:52 PM (KJLsF)

265 #giveUsBackOurPogroms

Posted by: Jen Psocki at March 26, 2015 01:52 PM (Dwehj)

266 >>So no "Seven Days In May" then?

Nope.

http://www.pakalertpress.com/2014/03/18/ list-of-military-elite-purged-and-fired-under-obama/

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 01:52 PM (TLTHv)

267 Comrade willow.
Declassified first, who cares?
It puts Israel in more danger from Iran.

I know you're being sarcastic!

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 01:52 PM (sj3Ax)

268 I still can't believe that my country elected this ass clown twice. Thanks 52%.

Posted by: Timon at March 26, 2015 01:52 PM (ZDJwC)

269
The good news is that Saudi and Egypt are planning to send troops into Yemen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:52 PM (zaNRA)

270 You could achieve the same thing with a bucket of cold heavy water.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 01:48 PM


Mix small amount in water, freeze it, and you have ice cubes that sink to the bottom of your drink (and no, it's not toxic in that quantity).

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2015 01:53 PM (h4vJk)

271 think:
airbus: america
locked in the cabin: the 0b0

Posted by: safe in alaska at March 26, 2015 01:53 PM (v5kJ7)

272 is that Jamkaran of qom?

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:53 PM (nqBYe)

273 A fundamentally unserious people would just ignore it and continue on their way ... like they are doing right here, right now.

Unfortunately, you're correct.

Maybe the glowing remnants of a major US city will do something to wake them up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 01:53 PM (0HooB)

274 This has nothing to do with the speech This has nothing to do with Israel elections This has nothing to do with personal animosity toward Netanyahu This was always the plan
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 01:48 PM (zOTsN)


-----------------------------------------


Very much THIS! Dear Leader and his regime don't want to just fundementally change the US (which is almost complete), but fundementally change the world.

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2015 01:53 PM (/HX7u)

275 Uranium Hexaflouride has many peaceful uses such as fabulous carpet dyes and cosmetics.



And Zyklon B was a great pesticide.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2015 01:53 PM (JaIUI)

276 >>The good news is that Saudi and Egypt are planning to send troops into Yemen.

And by good news you mean the potential spark of WWIII.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2015 01:54 PM (g1DWB)

277 Maybe they need a high speed centrifuge to separate the men from the goats.

Platelets . . . they really want alot of platelets

Posted by: McCool at March 26, 2015 01:54 PM (nCSwS)

278 Jen Psock


psaki, said yesterday that they backed completely the trade for Bregdahl..... It's all about closing gitmo, though She didn't admit to that openly...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 26, 2015 01:54 PM (Bn6aD)

279 Uranium Hexaflouride has many peaceful uses

I think that's in Colgate Ultra White toothpaste.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 01:54 PM (W5DcG)

280 This can all be explained by referencing the sidebar. Russell Brand is the fourth greatest thinker in the world. Everybody else is dumber than he is.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 26, 2015 01:54 PM (XUKZU)

281 Carol, well yes i am being snide about declassifying.

But to his cult members that makes it Fair and square

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:54 PM (nqBYe)

282 And because if the GOP impeached the first black president, then Obama would be able to quote LBJ with authority:
"I'll have those n**g*rs voting Democrat for ANOTHER 200 years."

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 26, 2015 01:48 PM


At least the impeachment of Choom Boy would most likely make it possible for ANY qualified American citizen to vote for the next 200 years....

I would trade being hollered at for my "racist" tendencies for death. Any day.

The choice is rapidly coming down to that.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 26, 2015 01:54 PM (P8YHq)

283 Obama has locked the door to the Oval Office and placed the country into a deliberate, terminal descent.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 01:55 PM (J6suc)

284
I still maintain that nukes are not necessary to thwart Iran's nuclear ambitions.

Denying entrance or exit to installations rather than attempting to destroy them completely is much more feasible.

Couple that with an appropriate number of EMP events and Iran would literally crumble.

Can't run electrical equipment with sand.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 26, 2015 01:55 PM (jeCnD)

285 I will keep repeating this - Bergdahl served just as well as Nidal Hassan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 01:55 PM (KJLsF)

286
The good news is that Saudi and Egypt are planning to send troops into Yemen.

Troops? I know about air strikes.

But yes, it is fantastically good news that someone in the neighborhood is stepping up and taking some responsibility. Good proxy war with Iran in Yemen prevents it from being just another American hegemony thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 26, 2015 01:55 PM (JtwS4)

287 This is the bad deal netanyahus spies discovered

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 01:55 PM (zOTsN)

288 If you act now you can get ten terrorists.
Just pay added shipping and handling.

****


Sham?


Wow!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 01:55 PM (NeFrd)

289 Dear Leader and his regime don't want to just
fundementally change the US (which is almost complete), but
fundementally change the world.

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2015 01:53 PM (/HX7u)


You left off the last part of that sentence: "...into a smoking post-apocalyptic wasteland."

Posted by: Country Singer at March 26, 2015 01:55 PM (8hctH)

290 If there is no written agreement, then there can be no Senate ratification, thus there is no treaty.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 26, 2015 01:50 PM (JgC5a)



Much like how if there is no formal Executive Order on amnesty, rather informal guidelines, there's nothing to challenge in court.

Flat out monarchy.

*reminds self of what Putin does for a wee bit of perspective*

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 01:55 PM (mf5HN)

291 Willow,
I hope his cult gets as small as his dignity.

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 01:56 PM (sj3Ax)

292 Iranian version of Oak Ridge Tennessee!

Posted by: zombie


Shhhh! We don't need our location broadcast more.

Thx.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 26, 2015 01:56 PM (/Ho8c)

293 @285 I will keep repeating this - Bergdahl served just as well as Nidal Hassan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 01:55 PM
- - - - - - -
And both got Americans killed.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2015 01:56 PM (08Znv)

294 Maybe the glowing remnants of a major US city will do something to wake them up.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 01:53 PM (0HooB)


---------------------------------------------


I'm beginning to doubt that even that would do it. I'm thinking that large portions of this country would be crying to surrender unconditionally.

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2015 01:56 PM (/HX7u)

295
The good news is that Saudi and Egypt are planning to send troops into Yemen.

---
And by good news you mean the potential spark of WWIII.

---

By good news, I mean that the war will expand and the US , not just the POS, will have to pick a side. I can think of very few people that are going to side with Iran over Saudi. Think about $200/bbl oil.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:56 PM (zaNRA)

296 the world cannot be the peaceful place with America as the police. It is only fair other countries get their chance for change, our Hope is that they will be gentler and kinder as they being oppressed peoples (hardy har) understand the Real desire/need for freedom.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 01:56 PM (nqBYe)

297 Soooo.......we're doing this thing, right?

Posted by: WWIII at March 26, 2015 01:57 PM (JoIcn)

298 Netanyahu is the scape goat

There will be no congress, no written agreement

There will be total cooperation
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 01:52 PM (zOTsN)

And there will never be peace in the MIddle East either

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2015 01:57 PM (rDqRv)

299 Iron granpa


Every single one of your posts brings hope and fight. I am so grateful

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 01:57 PM (zOTsN)

300 So, back in the 70's, a guy wrote a book about the Apocalypse. According to the Book of Daniel and Revelations, the whole world is going to gang up on Israel.

"Oh, the United States will NEVER attack Israel."

Just watch it.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 26, 2015 01:57 PM (V70Uh)

301 This move hugely destabilizes the situation and appears to force the Israelis' hands.

The result could be very ugly.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 26, 2015 01:57 PM (/Ho8c)

302 Maybe the glowing remnants of a major US city will do something to wake them up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t March 26, 2015 01:53 PM (0HooB)


No. Because it would be blamed as "BOOOOOSHHHH!!!!"

But if we must lose a city to an enemy nuke, let it be DC (with apologies to DC-area Morons).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2015 01:57 PM (zF6Iw)

303 . I'm thinking that large portions of this country would be crying to surrender unconditionally.
Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2015 01:56 PM (/HX7u)


Heck, if they could get single payer health care out of it....

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 01:57 PM (W5DcG)

304 "213
If Israel launches a strike to take out Iran, the POS will likely ask the UN for an invasion of Israel.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (zaNRA)"

So then, the Israelis probably need to do it in cooperation with Saudi Arabia. Both nations fly US aircraft so Israeli pilots could probably fly planes with Saudi markings. The most promising approach would probably be to use standoff weapons that are dropped from very high altitude from planes that never leave Saudi air space and glide to their targets in Iran.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 26, 2015 01:57 PM (KDbAT)

305 Never in my life did I ever anticipate an American president actively assisting Iran in developing nuclear weapons while initiating a cold war with Israel. My vocabulary isn't sufficiently developed to describe what I'm feeling right now.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 26, 2015 01:58 PM (PtTYB)

306 I'm beginning to doubt that even that would do it. I'm thinking that large portions of this country would be crying to surrender unconditionally.



I know where a 150 acres of Texas will go down swinging.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2015 01:58 PM (JaIUI)

307 Maybe the glowing remnants of a major US city will do something to wake them up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 01:53 PM (0HooB)


---------------------

The left would be asking what we did to deserve it and how can we make amends for them nuking a city.

The only silver lining is every big city is blue leftist hell hole.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 01:58 PM (WGm5T)

308 I know where a 150 acres of Texas will go down swinging.

Posted by: rickb223


Please tell us more.

Posted by: Dept. of Ed. SWAT at March 26, 2015 01:59 PM (/Ho8c)

309 First black president, who receives overwhelming votes from blacks: race relations are worse than ever.

Jews overwhelming vote for Obama, he supports their enemies.

But keep voting for Democrats, you guys because- tribe!

Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2015 01:59 PM (GGCsk)

310 I need a drink.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 01:59 PM (2Ojst)

311 I can think of very few people that are going to side with Iran over Saudi. Think about $200/bbl oil.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:56 PM (zaNRA)


Ahem! Under my plan, electricity prices will necessarily skyrocket. No reason for oil and gas prices to not skyrocket as well.

Posted by: King Putt at March 26, 2015 01:59 PM (8hctH)

312 Holy shit, you guys are awful negotiators!

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM (JoIcn)

313 You know, it sure is strange that Obama is so against nuclear energy in America, yet so strongly in support of it in Iran.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM (eQBH3)

314 *types*
*deletes*

Posted by: ginaswo at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM (2EgyQ)

315 >>By good news, I mean that the war will expand and the US , not just the POS, will have to pick a side. I can think of very few people that are going to side with Iran over Saudi. Think about $200/bbl oil.

Exactly. But a regional war in the middle east is going to cause oil prices to escalate no matter who is involved. The entire middle east could easily become a battlefield.

Shit, we are already supplying support for Iran against ISIS in Iraq, I honestly don't know what side of any fight he would take but I feat it will always be the wrong one. Obama is a flat out traitor.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM (g1DWB)

316 I need a drink.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 01:59 PM (2Ojst)


A?

Sigh. I'm old enough that I remember when the first place to be hit when the world starts chucking nukes about was Nebraska.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM (mf5HN)

317 Pity them that they don't know the Triskellion bunker only has the capacity of 4 humans and 1 cat.
4 cats and one human.

Posted by: drill thrawl's top cat at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM (kivUY)

318 Deep thoughts from Joe Biden:

Why does Elmer's Glue come in only one flavor?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM (XUKZU)

319 The road is long
With many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where
Who knows when
But I'm strong
Strong enough to carry it
It's ain't heavy, it's his water.


Ballad of BHO's Water- by the MFM

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM (NeFrd)

320 I need a drink.

With or without the U-235 chaser?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM (KJLsF)

321 312 Holy shit, you guys are awful negotiators!

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM
- - - - -

OK, that made me laugh!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2015 02:01 PM (08Znv)

322 And don't forget the can opener, human.

Posted by: drill thrawl's top cat at March 26, 2015 02:01 PM (kivUY)

323
Crazy pilot just graduated from Lufthansa school in 2013 but was already complaining about burn out? You ever see the vacation days they get over there?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 26, 2015 02:01 PM (iQIUe)

324 320 I need a drink.

With or without the U-235 chaser?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM (KJLsF)

I'd prefer without, but that doesn't seem to be an option at this point, does it?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 02:01 PM (2Ojst)

325 Jan. 20, 2017 seems so far away now.

Posted by: dantesed at March 26, 2015 02:01 PM (88xKn)

326 293
@285 I will keep repeating this - Bergdahl served just as well as Nidal Hassan.



Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 01:55 PM

- - - - - - -

And both got Americans killed.



Those six soldiers who died looking for Bergdahl? Workplace violence.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 02:01 PM (FsuaD)

327
Holy shit, you guys are awful negotiators!

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain

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A+

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 02:02 PM (zaNRA)

328 Diogenes,
Thank you for link.

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 02:02 PM (sj3Ax)

329 By the way, remember back in 2008 we were told that Joe Biden was added to the ticket to provide foreign policy gravitas?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 26, 2015 02:02 PM (XUKZU)

330 If Iran pops a nuke over DC, I wouldn't care.

HT to Iran, best time to do it the SOTU address. If the POTUS doesn't care enough to protect us, why should I care?

Who needs an Article V convention when 80% of the Feds are destroyed.

Posted by: Ken at March 26, 2015 02:02 PM (LXJ1e)

331 Nebraska? Oh yes, good old Why Not Minot? Volunteer for that posting and get to choose your next.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 02:02 PM (KJLsF)

332 How much you wanna bet that if the MidEast goes up, someone or other starts targeting our domestic oil production?

Cheery thought for the morning, wot.

Posted by: Piercello at March 26, 2015 02:02 PM (QJCCx)

333
ThunderB's right, and it's important. This is not primarily personal pique.

Adding my own detail: it's also not anti-semitism .... OR being "Muslim".

The mindset you see being acted out in catastrophic policy moves is entirely consistent with the mentality of a huge segment of Beltway types. A minority, but now empowered by this alien freak who has been elected president.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2015 02:02 PM (afQnV)

334 Sigh. I'm old enough that I remember when the first place to be hit when the world starts chucking nukes about was Nebraska.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM (mf5HN)



Damn, you're............well versed in history.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 26, 2015 02:02 PM (gW5Vg)

335 You ever see the vacation days they get over there?

Not as many public holidays in Rhineland-Palatinate as in Bavaria, though.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 26, 2015 02:02 PM (/kI1Q)

336 My son goes to school in DC

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 02:03 PM (zOTsN)

337 So, back in the 70's, a guy wrote a book about the Apocalypse. According to the Book of Daniel and Revelations, the whole world is going to gang up on Israel.

"Oh, the United States will NEVER attack Israel."

Just watch it.


Someone pointed out the other day that we have a fellow whose name translates to "Cross" as a candidate for president.

I kinda sorta wanted to see one or two Biblical Prophecies fulfilled before I croaked. I thought they'd be a bit more uplifting.

Stupid me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 26, 2015 02:03 PM (0HooB)

338 A surprising percentage of German Jews were pretty excited about the National Socialist Working Party's ideas.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 02:04 PM (WGm5T)

339 "295

The good news is that Saudi and Egypt are planning to send troops into Yemen.

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And by good news you mean the potential spark of WWIII.

---

By
good news, I mean that the war will expand and the US , not just the
POS, will have to pick a side. I can think of very few people that are
going to side with Iran over Saudi. Think about $200/bbl oil.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:56 PM (zaNRA)"

Well, the positive side of $200/bbl oil is that Congress would probably override Obama on the Keystone XL pipeline as well as allowing oil drilling on a lot more government land and offshore of the east and west coast and Gulf coast of Florida. Also we would not need ethanol subsidies because ethanol would be a lot cheaper than gasoline.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 26, 2015 02:04 PM (KDbAT)

340 You know, it sure is strange that Obama is so against nuclear energy in America, yet so strongly in support of it in Iran.
Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2015 02:00 PM


Sorta makes you think those years Choom Boy spent in an Indonesian madrasa left permanent effects, doesn't it?

No need these days to accuse President Historic FirstŠ of being a Secret Muzzie. Even if he isn't, he's on their side, not ours.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 26, 2015 02:04 PM (P8YHq)

341 At least Chamberlain just walked away with a piece of paper and having gotten snookered. The Obama equivalent would have been England agreeing to be Nazi Germany's sole-source supplier of high explosives and Zyklon-B.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 02:04 PM (2Ojst)

342
One word for the US military.


MUTINY.


Fuck you Obama, Go to Hell.


No snark. No time for it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 02:04 PM (St6BJ)

343 336 My son goes to school in DC

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 02:03 PM (zOTsN)



A large contingent of Morons live in DC or just barely outside it.

But hey, whatevs...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 26, 2015 02:04 PM (gW5Vg)

344 Minot is in North Dakota people, that's where the silos were and that was the first target. Nebraska was the SAC HQ

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 02:05 PM (zOTsN)

345 Carol, @ 328

Glad to do so. Its an interesting site. First you do all the places you don't like, then all those crappy places you had to work...then all the ex's. But then it begins to dawn on you as you play with kilo-tonnage that this is very very real. That's when its not funny anymore but serious stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2015 02:05 PM (08Znv)

346 At some point, will BO realize that he can just cut out the middle man and attack Israel himself? The press will have his back.

Bibi provoked him. Israel isn't a democracy. What about your gaaaaafes Mr. Netanyahu?

Posted by: duke at March 26, 2015 02:05 PM (ChY2Q)

347 The lesson from history is that if you want to take out the ruler, you better take out the ruler, if not, get ready for retribution.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 26, 2015 01:49 PM (+Fae7)

I think Egypt's handling of the Muslim Brotherhood was an exceptionally good lesson on how to deal with an obvious serious election mistake.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2015 02:05 PM (PfWwQ)

348 Rhomboid.
Alien freak is a good description of zero.

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 02:06 PM (sj3Ax)

349 NYT's Thomas Freidman is not afraid to put his principles on public display,

http://tinyurl.com/p2ckbfy

Public fails to see any.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 26, 2015 02:06 PM (BZAd3)

350 Also we would not need ethanol subsidies because ethanol would be a lot cheaper than gasoline.

------------------------

Fun Fact 1:: Takes 1.2 gallons of oil to make 1 gallon of ethanol.

Fun Fact 2: 1 gallon of ethanol delivers the energy of 0.8 gallon of gas.


Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 02:06 PM (WGm5T)

351 347 I think Egypt's handling of the Muslim Brotherhood was an exceptionally good lesson on how to deal with an obvious serious election mistake.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2015 02:05 PM (PfWwQ)


Second serious look at Augusto Pinochet?

(Where's ours?)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 02:07 PM (St6BJ)

352 I thought the centrifuges were already in underground fortified bunkers and had been for a very long time. I think the key word in the AP tweet is 'letting', as in 'it's ok for you to continue doing this.' I'll have to do some digging and see if I can find an old article about the centrifuges, but I'm positive they've been underground since Day 1. It was a lesson that Iran learned from watching Israel wipe out Iraq's nuclear program in the 80's.

Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 02:07 PM (UFV5W)

353
Just piss on Bergdahl.

He is a DESERTER.

He deserves a firing squad.

He broke his oath deliberately with great forethought.

The is no pardon or expiation possible.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 26, 2015 02:07 PM (jeCnD)

354 Well, they told me that an Obama presidency would be historic.

And they were right!

Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at March 26, 2015 02:07 PM (s/gWD)

355
The centrifuges are a part of their baby food factory.
Ray-cist H8ers!

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 26, 2015 02:08 PM (cgtTL)

356 Minot is in North Dakota. The SAC/STRACOM head shed is in Omaha.

Posted by: Some Dude at March 26, 2015 02:08 PM (1mXtG)

357 346 At some point, will BO realize that he can just cut out the middle man and attack Israel himself? The press will have his back.

Bibi provoked him. Israel isn't a democracy. What about your gaaaaafes Mr. Netanyahu?
Posted by: duke at March 26, 2015 02:05 PM (ChY2Q)



If he declared war on Israel (Congress or not), that would be it. The US military would not fire a shot. I would think they wouldn't.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 02:09 PM (St6BJ)

358 Just piss on Bergdahl.

He is a DESERTER.


But he deserted with honor and distinction.

Posted by: Susan Ricecake at March 26, 2015 02:09 PM (W5DcG)

359 #FundamentalMange

Posted by: Bo Psocki at March 26, 2015 02:09 PM (Dwehj)

360 What if MATH exerts itself right when WWIII starts ?

How do you fight a war with no money ?


Posted by: McCool at March 26, 2015 02:09 PM (nCSwS)

361 Vote for us and we will totally repeal this and not renege on this promise unlike every promise we made to get votes before the 2014 elections.

Posted by: The GOP at March 26, 2015 02:09 PM (gpLPz)

362 If he declared war on Israel (Congress or not), that would be it. The US military would not fire a shot. I would think they wouldn't.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 02:09 PM (St6BJ)

Yeah, you're right; but I'm all aboard the cynicism train right now.

Posted by: duke at March 26, 2015 02:10 PM (ChY2Q)

363 I'm old enough that I remember when the first place to be hit when the world starts chucking nukes about was Nebraska.


When I was in third grade, my dad helpfully pointed out that we were living exactly halfway between SAC and Rock Island.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 26, 2015 02:10 PM (/kI1Q)

364 @343
Yeeeaaah, generally I steer clear of that sort of pronouncement about not caring if blue cities get nuked. It seems pretty short-sighted and arrogant.
IOW I'm not God, "10 righteous men", and all that. With all the morons in the region, we probably have at least 10 righteous in or around DC. Just saying.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 26, 2015 02:10 PM (k8xvx)

365
No "WWIII" because of this (Yemen, Tikrit, Syria ongoing). Or even because of an Israeli counter-nuke strike on Iran - followed by a futile spasm of Iranian proxy retaliation (Hezbollah agin Iz'rl, various proxies against Saudis/Jordanians/Egyptians).

Exciting newsy days in the MidEast? You betcha. Oil price spike? You Betcha. But neither probably long-lived. And outside interests basically will want things to go back to "normal", at least in terms of oil flows, ASAP.

The Persians are slim customers (to use Lawrence's phrase that intrigued Prince Feisal, in the movie). I wouldn't bet very much on exactly how Tehran would respond to an Israeli/coughcough unnamed Arab collaborators strike.

Messing with Hormuz is really their "nobody moves or the n***er gets it!" moment.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2015 02:10 PM (afQnV)

366 And the GOPe continues to do jack shit about this.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2015 02:10 PM (2Ojst)

367 He is a DESERTER. He deserves a firing squad. He broke his oath deliberately with great forethought. The is no pardon or expiation possible. Posted by: irongrampa at March 26, 2015 02:07 PM

Two crimes have long had the death penalty attached to them: desertion and treason.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 26, 2015 02:10 PM (P8YHq)

368 Uranium hexaflouride has been proven to be an excellent
pesticide against locusts and spider weevils.

Iranians have too eat too, h8ters.

Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at March 26, 2015 02:10 PM (s/gWD)

369 Vet just called, one of the cats is running a temp of 106F. Going to do an FIV blood test.

Yay not.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 02:11 PM (KJLsF)

370 How do you fight a war with no money ?







Posted by: McCool at March 26, 2015 02:09 PM (nCSwS)


Like this? https://youtu.be/sDXPNtaD6ZY

Posted by: Country Singer at March 26, 2015 02:11 PM (8hctH)

371 How much you wanna bet that if the MidEast goes up, someone or other starts targeting our domestic oil production? Cheery thought for the morning, wot.
Posted by: Piercello at March 26, 2015 02:02 PM (QJCCx)


---------------------------------------------------


Already happening.

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2015 02:11 PM (/HX7u)

372 Jesus: Now?

God: Not yet....

Jesus: NOW?

God: Almost....

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 26, 2015 02:11 PM (JoIcn)

373 362 If he declared war on Israel (Congress or not), that would be it. The US military would not fire a shot. I would think they wouldn't.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 02:09 PM (St6BJ)

Yeah, you're right; but I'm all aboard the cynicism train right now.
Posted by: duke at March 26, 2015 02:10 PM (ChY2Q)



Do not take this the wrong way, but this guy has got to go. He is a emotionally disturbed and is playing with fire. We cannot survive 2 years more.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 02:11 PM (St6BJ)

374 Oh Anna, not FIV... prayers out.

Posted by: Some Dude at March 26, 2015 02:12 PM (1mXtG)

375 Everything was fine until Dickless over there got elected.

Posted by: Darth Cobalt Shiva at March 26, 2015 02:12 PM (WaxJp)

376 Suppose the lying moslems (BIRM) actually do want nukes for nuclear power. Why aren't the enviros all hopping mad about this?

Yeah, I know the answer--they don't care about the environment, they just hate America.

Posted by: Null at March 26, 2015 02:12 PM (xjpRj)

377 330 If Iran pops a nuke over DC, I wouldn't care.


Dude.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 26, 2015 02:12 PM (7ObY1)

378 And the GOPe continues to do jack shit about this.

-
Jack shit is Boehner's strong suit.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 26, 2015 02:13 PM (XUKZU)

379 When are the next seven days in May?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 26, 2015 02:13 PM (kivUY)

380 >.At some point, will BO realize that he can just cut out the middle man and attack Israel himself? The press will have his back.

Why attempt to have our troops attack Israel, when they might have a problem w/that, when he can just arm Iran w/nukes and Israel's secrets?
Obama is the bully who gets other people to do his dirty work.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 02:13 PM (TLTHv)

381
I have to get back to work. Jeez, you go away for a few hours and the shithouse goes up in flames.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 02:13 PM (St6BJ)

382 So, is the JEF treasonous?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2015 02:14 PM (FsuaD)

383 >>"This is more of Obama's vengeance."

Not really. He's always wanted to destroy Israel. It was one of his three chief goals when he entered the presidency. 1. nationalize healthcare. 2. permanently change the electorate through massive illegal immigration and 3. destroy Israel. I believe he toasted the end of Israel at his dinner with the Rashid Khalidi, the video of which is safely locked inside the LA Times vaults.

Posted by: rrpjr at March 26, 2015 02:14 PM (s/yC1)

384 Boy, that John Kerry is quite the Yankee trader... he'll take the shirt off yer back if you aren't careful!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 26, 2015 02:14 PM (so+oy)

385 I could really do with a light-hearted hot dog Chris Hayes thread, or even an Ewok gone wild thread, after this. However, I do understand that that's hiding from reality. *sigh*

Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 26, 2015 02:14 PM (k8xvx)

386 Two crimes have long had the death penalty attached to them: desertion and treason.

'Nuff said.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 26, 2015 02:10 PM (P8YHq)


According to what I've read in news releases (I know, take with a grain of salt), the desertion charge carries an 8 year prison term. It's the other charges that ramp the punishment up to life in prison. I have a better solution: put Bergdahl in Gitmo and trade him for a prisoner that isn't an absolute screw-up.

Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 02:14 PM (UFV5W)

387 Anna Puma,
I'm sorry about your cat.

Posted by: Carol at March 26, 2015 02:14 PM (sj3Ax)

388 To smash the simple atom
All mankind was intent.
Now any day
The atom may
Return the compliment.
--Atomic Courtesy by Ethel Jacobson


I wrote this down when I was a wee lad in the early '60s.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 26, 2015 02:14 PM (l3vZN)

389 So I wonder how any of this could have happened, when I spot on the sidebar that Russell Brand is named the world's fourth most influential thinker. It all makes sense now, and the depression sinks in further.

Posted by: My generation is dooming us all at March 26, 2015 02:14 PM (lJJaE)

390 So, is the JEF treasonous?

*ahem*

Oh, and on that line: nood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 02:14 PM (kff5f)

391 Firing squads are for enemies.

You hang traitors.

Posted by: Some Dude at March 26, 2015 02:15 PM (1mXtG)

392 "How do you fight a war with no money ? "

Charge it to amex?

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2015 02:15 PM (eQBH3)

393 139
We are rapidly approaching the point at which it does not matter who is elected beyond Obama. The damage will be impossible to fix.

it won't be impossible but it will be very painful

---

Especially with 52% of the population unable to be trusted with sharp implements.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 02:15 PM (J6suc)

394 380 >.At some point, will BO realize that he can just cut out the middle man and attack Israel himself? The press will have his back.

Why attempt to have our troops attack Israel, when they might have a problem w/that, when he can just arm Iran w/nukes and Israel's secrets?
Obama is the bully who gets other people to do his dirty work.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 02:13 PM (TLTHv)



I obliquely hinted at this in the morning thread, but Israel considers its security a life and death matter. They have no compunction at all about dealing with anyone that they deem a mortal threat to the survival of their nation (see "Gerald Bull")

I am in no way hinting that Israel would consider doing anything to physically harm POTUS. But something's got to give. As has long been stated, Israel will do whatever it has to to survive.

"Whatever it has to."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 02:16 PM (St6BJ)

395 If Iran pops a nuke over DC, I wouldn't care.


I would care.

I guess there's just enough compassion left in my dessicated soul to want innocents to be protected from harm, particularly the harm associated with Choom Boy's perverted worldview. I will even concede that a few people may have voted for President Historic FirstŠ for what seemed (to them) to be good reasons. A little pain for them, maybe, but not the horrors of nuclear war.

The guilty are another matter.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 26, 2015 02:16 PM (P8YHq)

396
I despair, I despair.
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 01:32 PM (mf5HN)


Way ahead of you.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 02:17 PM (J6suc)

397 I'm actually at the point where I think a Joe Biden presidency would be less dangerous. He would do stupid shit but at least it wouldn't be on purpose.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2015 02:17 PM (g1DWB)

398 back to chores.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 26, 2015 02:18 PM (nqBYe)

399 218 Uncle George used to tell me "the only good Joo is an obedient Joo".
Posted by: Prez'nit O'Dhimmi at March 26, 2015 01:44 PM (Dwehj)


No, no, no. What I said was "the only good Jew is one you help rat out to the SS so that you can get a portion of their stuff while sending them to 'fun' camps".

Posted by: George Soros, International Fugitive at March 26, 2015 02:18 PM (+Fae7)

400 Offutt AFB is in Nebraska, Minot is in North Dakota.

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 26, 2015 02:18 PM (zOTsN)

401 Russell Brand is the fourth greatest thinker in the world. Everybody else is dumber than he is.

Come to me my child....Ow! My balls!

Posted by: Idiocracy at March 26, 2015 02:18 PM (NF2Bf)

402 According to what I've read in news releases (I
know, take with a grain of salt), the desertion charge carries an 8 year
prison term. Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 02:14 PM


You might want to talk to the late Pvt. Eddie Slovik about that....

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 26, 2015 02:19 PM (P8YHq)

403 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2015 02:20 PM (JaIUI)

404 402 Posted by: MrScribbler at March 26, 2015 02:19 PM (P8YHq)

Much as they want to, and I want them to, I don't see them sentencing the deviant in question to death.

I hope he gets Jeffrey Dahmered.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 02:20 PM (St6BJ)

405
The good news is that Saudi and Egypt are planning to send troops into Yemen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 26, 2015 01:52 PM (zaNRA)








Ironically, SA and Egypt fought each other back in the 50s.......in Yemen.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2015 02:20 PM (ynQIy)

406 This is the real power of the Left:
Its adherents will blindly vote for it even when it is in their best interest not to.
How do you beat that? You really can't. Which leads to the only strategy that ever really works:
Let It Burn

Posted by: RayJ at March 26, 2015 02:20 PM (pI/IV)

407 "Fun Fact 1:: Takes 1.2 gallons of oil to make 1 gallon of ethanol.

Fun Fact 2: 1 gallon of ethanol delivers the energy of 0.8 gallon of gas.




Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 26, 2015 02:06 PM (WGm5T)"

Fun Fact 1 comes from David Pimentel, a profesor of Entomology at Cornell who came up with that number back in the 1970s when people used a lot more oil to do everything. After 40 years of oil prices being a lot higher than they were in the 1960s, that number is not entirely accurate. Farmers and people who design farm machinery have been trying to use less fuel just like everybody else.

As for Fun Fact 2, who cares. Most of the additional energy content in gasoline becomes heat. It is removed from your engine by the cooling system and thrown away by your radiator. Ethanol burns cooler while doing the same work. Ethanol raises the octane rating of the fuel it is added to. E85 has an octane rating of 110. That means that if somebody designed an engine to rune exclusively on E85, they could increase the compression ratio significantly. The higher compression ratio makes the engine burn much more efficiently and more powerfully so you can get the same power from a smaller and lighter engine or a lot more horsepower from the same size engine.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 26, 2015 02:21 PM (KDbAT)

408 Liberals hate jews and always have. Go to a college campus and you will see.

Posted by: Dan at March 26, 2015 02:22 PM (COpZ4)

409 Whut?

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2015 02:23 PM (KETbL)

410 You might want to talk to the late Pvt. Eddie Slovik about that....
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 26, 2015 02:19 PM (P8YHq)


I remembered it as 8 years, the WaPo says 5.

Washington Post, March 25.

"The desertion charge carries a maximum punishment of five years in prison, along with a possible reduction in rank and loss of pay and allowances. But the charge of misbehavior before the enemy carries a maximum punishment of confinement for life, a dishonorable discharge, a reduction to private and total forfeiture of pay and allowances since the time of his disappearance, Army officials said."

Posted by: @joefl65 at March 26, 2015 02:24 PM (UFV5W)

411 Alpha emitting radioisotopes, like U235, make great poisons. Heavy metal toxicity is just a plus.

It's a good thing that Iran doesn't have any terrorist proxies available to use such things as terror weapons.



Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at March 26, 2015 02:25 PM (s/gWD)

412 Yay not.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)


Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Hope kitty is OK.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 26, 2015 02:28 PM (/Ho8c)

413 obama is the enemy of the United States.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky futuristic predictions at March 26, 2015 01:36 PM (ko4zy)


Some of us concluded that in 2007 and did everything we could to keep him out of power, and have been trying to wake people ever since. But having an invisible black friend was more important to Americans.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 02:28 PM (J6suc)

414 The good news is that Saudi and Egypt are planning to send troops into Yemen.

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And by good news you mean the potential spark of WWIII.
-----------------------------
Well:

North Yemen Civil War 1962-1970 - 70,000 Egyptian troops deployed (til 67) along with chemical weapons for Republicans. Saudi Arabia and Jordan provided support including Saudi military personnel to Royalists. Egyptian aims thwarted (Egypt's Vietnam)

Yemen Civil War 1994 - Saudis back southern group opposed to Saleh and the northerners - southerners lose

Dhofar War 1962 to 1974- Saudi's back Qabus in Oman against rebels. 4,000 Iranian troops sent to support Oman.

There is no reason to think WWIII is about to be sparked over Yemen.







Posted by: RioBravo at March 26, 2015 02:30 PM (NUqwG)

415 "I obliquely hinted at this in the morning thread,
but Israel considers its security a life and death matter. They have no
compunction at all about dealing with anyone that they deem a mortal
threat to the survival of their nation (see "Gerald Bull")



I am in no way hinting that Israel would consider doing anything to
physically harm POTUS. But something's got to give. As has long been
stated, Israel will do whatever it has to to survive.



"Whatever it has to."





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2015 02:16 PM (St6BJ)"

So are you suggesting that Mossad death squads are going to start killing Jewish contributors to the Democratic party or Jewish professors who lecture about Israel's apartheid state or 95% of the staff at the New York Times? As a Gentile, I find it puzzling and enraging that it seems like American Jews are the most rabid and intractable enemies of Israel.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 26, 2015 02:33 PM (KDbAT)

416 This isn't going to end well.

Posted by: WinLinBSD Admin at March 26, 2015 02:36 PM (B11vO)

417 In case no one else has mentioned it, you might want to check out The Conservative Tree House and what they have to say about that douchebag Brennan.

Brennan's CIA career and his point of view regarding Iran is interesting. Nauseating considering he seems to be a major player but interesting.

I'm really starting to doubt we survive these assholes.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 26, 2015 02:39 PM (X+nFp)

418 Obviously the only real option for Israel is to conduct preemptive nuclear strikes on its enemies in Tehran and DC.

Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2015 02:43 PM (ZbV+0)

419 The magic number for max oil price used to be $100, because above that it kills too many economies. That seems to have held true. OPEC doesn't have as much power now because we are producing more and economy is slow, and if oil went back over $120 or so more production would come online, even under Hillary probably.

"Fun Fact 1: Takes 1.2 gallons of oil to make 1 gallon of ethanol."

No ... that has always been a lie.

pacific ethanol dot net slash resources slash energy-balance-ethanol-is-a-net-energy-winner

nope ... USDA says 1.67 units energy from 1.00 units energy input.

Posted by: Illiniwek at March 26, 2015 02:44 PM (ZU84r)

420 No worries. Spaced based particle beam weapons and fusion powered mole machines are on this underground shit.

That is why you do it in the road. Hell, build a casino.
And if a submarine or two goes missing, that is the price of doing business below the radar.

In America, we put our shit inside whole mountains. Try to get into that, bitches.

Posted by: first and last at March 26, 2015 02:48 PM (xrURQ)

421 Hey, DC voters voted 91% for Obama. Nobody can say they were not warned of the destructive consequences. The 9% better get out.



Posted by: Ken at March 26, 2015 02:56 PM (LXJ1e)

422 Milo Yiannopoulos' Guide to Even-Less-Triggering Alternatives to Jazz Hands
Alternative 2: Sizzle Fingers

I suggest tucking dollar bills down their pants or bras as a sign of approval or appreciation.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 26, 2015 03:23 PM (iQIUe)

423 Not to worry. Obama and Kesthup-Boy will gladly place their signatures on it.

Posted by: snake plissken at March 26, 2015 03:30 PM (gV04q)

424 Not to worry. Obama and Ketchup-Boy will gladly place their signatures on it.

Posted by: snake plissken at March 26, 2015 03:31 PM (gV04q)

425 Ethanol is for drinking.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 26, 2015 04:37 PM (evdj2)

426 Oh, and Awful AFB, in Omygod, NE. 30 stories down, war games, and shit you ground dwellers would not beleive.

I remember when the damned Soviets tried to steal a nuke off a B52 on the parked runway. Damned thing fell, and all the buildings jumped off the foundations. Early eighties, good times, lots of stuff to talk about, RED.

Posted by: first and last at March 26, 2015 04:53 PM (xrURQ)

427 It's truly sad to say, but many Jewish American Dems just don't get it. They are no better than the Kapos in WW2, some of them. Others, I am convinced are completely delusional in their normalcy bias that it just can't be true in their minds that Jews are still the target of so much suppression around the world. It's beyond mind boggling.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 26, 2015 05:58 PM (2/oBD)

428 "Uncomfortable, or Part of the Plan?"
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Part of the plan.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at March 26, 2015 06:51 PM (MbrzC)

429 All the while, the cocksucking GOP is sending out fundraising letters promising they will nullify any deal made by the Obama administration with Iran on day 1, just like they will repeal Obamacare, when they should be drawing up Articles of Impeachment.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2015 08:03 PM (Y92Nd)

430 The Samson Option has a new target added.

Posted by: obsidian at March 28, 2015 04:39 PM (ARK2U)

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