New IG Report: DEA Agents in Columbia Partied With Hookers Hired By the Drug Cartels

Agents of the Drug Enforcement Administration reportedly had "sex parties" with prostitutes hired by drug cartels in Colombia, according to a new inspector general report released by the Justice Department on Thursday.
In addition, Colombian police officers allegedly provided "protection for the DEA agents' weapons and property during the parties," the report states. Ten DEA agents later admitted attending the parties, and some of the agents received suspensions of two to 10 days.

This probe was apparently originally instituted to investigate sexual harassment allegations at a bunch of agencies.

These prostitutes' services were straight-up bribes.

In government, if you have sex with the hookers hired by the criminals you're supposed to be watching, apparently some of you get a severe punishment of... a 2 to 10 day suspension.

Posted by: Ace at 12:27 PM

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1

war on foreign womenz

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2015 12:28 PM (IXrOn)

2 Our betters.

Woo hoo!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 26, 2015 12:28 PM (fWAjv)

3 Welcome to the new thread. Same as the old thread.

Posted by: Lea at March 26, 2015 12:28 PM (lIU4e)

4 hey if there's one thing these commenters want to talk about more, it's hookers

Posted by: brak at March 26, 2015 12:29 PM (Tj+s6)

5

Maybe they should hire the drug cartels to get rid of ISIS.

Isn't this, in concept, what we normally do anyway?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2015 12:30 PM (IXrOn)

6 Deju vu?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 12:30 PM (Bn6aD)

7 Wait a minute, ace isn't reading the content before posting now either.

Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2015 12:30 PM (DL2i+)

8 I like the fact that the drug cartel guys watched over the agents weapons and possessions whilst they were frolicking with the hookers.

It's kinda hard to keep your gun and its holster when you are bare ass naked.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 26, 2015 12:30 PM (3rLmo)

9 Ac must have gone Union.
Besides going Democrat.

Threads all over the place

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2015 12:30 PM (F1jFR)

10 They aren't hookers, just really dedicated lobbyists. :/

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2015 12:31 PM (ZKGnj)

11 "you get a severe punishment of... a 2 to 10 day suspension."

Gee...I hope that was with pay.

Posted by: rc at March 26, 2015 12:31 PM (J4ZHs)

12
How come you dont throw any sex parties for your peeps, Ace?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 26, 2015 12:31 PM (iQIUe)

13 Colombian hookers are USDTA certified. (US Dept. of TA)

Posted by: irright at March 26, 2015 12:31 PM (pMGkg)

14 Ace and Drew aren't on speaking terms, apparently.

Posted by: Boone at March 26, 2015 12:31 PM (aDkn+)

15 I have an idea for a thread. You could do one on an old generic cereal going off the market.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 26, 2015 12:32 PM (b4JMJ)

16
Was Bill there?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 26, 2015 12:32 PM (HSmrB)

17 Double!!!

Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2015 12:32 PM (9BRsg)

18 KING KING AINT GOT NOTHIN ON ME!!! 111!!!!

Posted by: Alonzo Harris (SS) Ret. at March 26, 2015 12:32 PM (x6d4B)

19 This is making me 'happy' that I have to take a sick cat to the vet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 12:32 PM (KJLsF)

20 "Deju vu?"

I know, right.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 12:32 PM (LA7Cm)

21 Stompety stompedness. With added moral decrepitude!

Posted by: Cold Rage at March 26, 2015 12:32 PM (I5MWJ)

22 Awwwwwkward.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 26, 2015 12:32 PM (DT3rQ)

23 Can't take Drew GOP bashing right now.... Yes they deserve it, but I can't stomach it at the present.... How about those Hookers!

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 12:32 PM (Bn6aD)

24 I'm pretty sure we can blame this on the sequester

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 26, 2015 12:32 PM (IqgOY)

25 SOMEONE isn't reading his own blog...

Posted by: HH at March 26, 2015 12:32 PM (Ce4DF)

26 TA

Posted by: irright at March 26, 2015 12:33 PM (8GKDa)

27 just really dedicated lobbyists.

Your call-girl is important to us, please hang onto your johnson.

** Mariachi band muzak **

Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2015 12:33 PM (DL2i+)

28 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 12:33 PM (kff5f)

29 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 12:33 PM (kff5f)

30 sex, drugs dea agents......sex, drugs dea agents.....there might be a song there

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2015 12:33 PM (u8GsB)

31

DEA Agents: "Well, the drug cartels weren't killing anyone at the time. There's that.

Peace Through Prostitution

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2015 12:33 PM (IXrOn)

32 8 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT

This is something that can never be repeated too often...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 12:33 PM (Bn6aD)

33 I'm trying to imagine the reaction I'd receive if the compnay I work for learned that some guy hung on to my issued laptop with sensitive customer information on it (think hundreds of thousands of cardholder records)

whilst I banged away at "hired help". On a business trip. That they were paying for.

10 suspension?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2015 12:34 PM (Spluw)

34 Client Number Nine all the way down.

Hey Eliot is that you?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 26, 2015 12:34 PM (KJLsF)

35 SOMEONE isn't reading his own blog...

Posted by: HH at March 26, 2015 12:32 PM (Ce4DF)

Why should ace be different from the rest of us?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 12:34 PM (kff5f)

36 Victimless crime.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 26, 2015 12:34 PM (b4JMJ)

37 Damn ampersands.

Posted by: irright at March 26, 2015 12:34 PM (8GKDa)

38 were the agents libertarians by any chance?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2015 12:34 PM (u8GsB)

39 Thank god the criminals that supplied the whores didn't install video cameras to record the agents during the 'sex party.'

That'd be bad, m'kay?

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 26, 2015 12:34 PM (0MJOU)

40 Suspensions?

I guess the DEA must have reached their quotas already for "firing and prosecution".

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 12:34 PM (FCsIb)

41
>>Can't take Drew GOP bashing right now
eh, it's lunchtime anyways. I think I'll go out and forage something...

Posted by: Lea at March 26, 2015 12:34 PM (lIU4e)

42

Beheadings halted for short window of time.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2015 12:35 PM (IXrOn)

43 Come on, hooking has to be a difficult job. It's not like they enjoy the sex. They are in it for the money. But all those hairy guys they have to deal with - they deserve every dime.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 26, 2015 12:35 PM (iQIUe)

44 @38
No, but the whores were!

Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2015 12:35 PM (9BRsg)

45 Would this qualify as stompening enstompening?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 26, 2015 12:35 PM (wQ7l/)

46

Barack Obama is a SCOAMT

___________________

What does that mean? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 26, 2015 12:35 PM (HSmrB)

47 Ace and Drew, colliding like... like... eh, a couple of Columbian hookers after a DEA agent's cocaine-covered johnson.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2015 12:36 PM (TOk1P)

48 Stompety stompedness. With added moral decrepitude!

And hookers and blow!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2015 12:36 PM (JaIUI)

49 If I had any talent with a computer, the "Hitler Rants" videos would be flying across the interwebs by now.

They would damn near write themselves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2015 12:36 PM (F1jFR)

50 OT: US declassifies Israeli nuke program ahead of Iran nukenegotiations. Appears to me someone is bending to Iranian demands.

Posted by: booter at March 26, 2015 12:36 PM (Lg1F3)

51 Meanwhile, Sarah Silverman has helpfully provided a list of 10 tips to assist men in *not* raping women.....The world's gone mad.

https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman/status/579172363222282240

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 12:36 PM (TLTHv)

52 Is today stompy boots day? ATC will be happy.

Posted by: Nobody at March 26, 2015 12:37 PM (wlDny)

53 50 Bowing? Who would do that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 26, 2015 12:37 PM (b4JMJ)

54 Just to point out the PATRIARCHY

You all act as if these were female prostitutes. If the TV show Firefly taught us nothing is that there are boy-whores, too.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 26, 2015 12:37 PM (0MJOU)

55 Something tells me these guys didn't complete their annual "Human Trafficking Awareness Training."

http://tinyurl.com/7qtqovl

Posted by: Country Singer at March 26, 2015 12:37 PM (8hctH)

56 50 OT: US declassifies Israeli nuke program ahead of Iran nukenegotiations. Appears to me someone is bending to Iranian demands.

In My dreams I see Bibi releasing all the s**t they have on Obama... In My dreams...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 12:37 PM (Bn6aD)

57 I will admit it.... I have never paid for sex and never would. I don't understand why people would. The fun, for me, is in the chase. What can I say or do that will impress this girl enough that she will let me do sex to her. Now I am married so sex isn't in the cards.

Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 26, 2015 12:37 PM (fLKzW)

58 OT: US declassifies Israeli nuke program ahead of Iran nukenegotiations. Appears to me someone is bending to Iranian demands.

What's Valjar want now?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2015 12:37 PM (JaIUI)

59 What does that mean? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 26, 2015 12:35 PM (HSmrB)

If it helps, Hill, you are one too.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 12:38 PM (kff5f)

60 Ace is rehearsing for his part in STOMP!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 26, 2015 12:38 PM (so+oy)

61 Wow. The turn around time on reimaginings of posts is really getting short.

Everyone saw this, right?

https://twitter.com/AP/status/581125998399385600

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 12:38 PM (mf5HN)

62 You all act as if these were female prostitutes. If the TV show Firefly taught us nothing is that there are boy-whores, too. _
Posted by: BumperStickerist

I was wondering this in the last thread. Were all of these agents men? Are there any female DEA agents on this detail? If so, did they even know? Did they look the other way, or join in?

Given the state of transparency, we're likely to never know.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2015 12:39 PM (Spluw)

63 You all act as if these were female prostitutes.

When they're male, we call them gigolos.

Or desperate.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 12:39 PM (kff5f)

64
the dong erection agency

Posted by: kj at March 26, 2015 12:39 PM (lKyWE)

65 What's Valjar want now?

To watch the world burn?

Mohammedanism is an evil death cult, after all.
And as an Iranian, she probably subscribes to one of the Apocalyptic versions, to boot.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 12:40 PM (kff5f)

66 I like the fact that the drug cartel guys watched over the agents weapons and possessions whilst they were frolicking with the hookers.

Can you imagine if they, say, took the barrel from a gun that was involved in an unsolved murder and replaced one of the agent's barrels?

Even if the DEA can shrug off a hooker pay for play, I don't think they can shrug off a forensic bullet match for a murdered judge.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2015 12:40 PM (jhqr1)

67 sex, drugs dea agents......sex, drugs dea agents.....there might be a song there

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2015 12:33 PM (u8GsB)

(puts on Ian Dury hat): "Sex and drugs and crooked pols, sex and drugs and crooked pols, sex and drugs and crooked pols..."

Hiya, PG! I got my building permit. Let the destruction commence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2015 12:40 PM (KefbY)

68 Now I am married so sex isn't in the cards.
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 26, 2015 12:37 PM (fLKzW)

Truer words never written.

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2015 12:40 PM (Bvf82)

69
Everyone saw this, right?

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 26, 2015 12:40 PM (JtwS4)

70 You all act as if these were female prostitutes.
When they're male, we call them gigolos.
Or desperate.

Or lucky.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2015 12:40 PM (JaIUI)

71 56 In My dreams I see Bibi releasing all the s**t they have on Obama... In My dreams..

Hilary's server

Posted by: Ted Cruz's campaign manager at March 26, 2015 12:40 PM (D5b+A)

72 Meanwhile, I'm here at my dullsville job, supporting my family, paying my taxes, which pay these asshats, so they can go do hookers and blow on my dime. That made my mood better.

Posted by: Becky at March 26, 2015 12:40 PM (kj0P/)

73 OT: Radio report has 2 men arrested last night trying to board a flight at
Midway Airport in Chicago to join ISIS. I could be wrong but I thought
it said one of them was National Guard. I hope I heard that wrong.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2015 12:40 PM (ahBY0)

74 In government, if you have sex with the hookers hired by the criminals
you're supposed to be watching, apparently some of you get a severe
punishment of... a 2 to 10 day suspension.

I really went into the wrong industry.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 26, 2015 12:41 PM (/kI1Q)

75 I CLAIM THIS COLOMBIAN BROTHEL IN THE NAME OF TED CRUZ AND THE CONSTITUTION!

*flinging edible thongs at horde*

Posted by: @votermom at March 26, 2015 12:41 PM (cbfNE)

76 57 I will admit it.... I have never paid for sex
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 26, 2015 12:37 PM (fLKzW)

___________

Yes you have. You've just paid for it indirectly via drinks, dinners, etc.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 12:41 PM (0LHZx)

77 Ace needs Gabe to run the podcast, but Drew is totally stompable.

Posted by: jwest at March 26, 2015 12:41 PM (9ZZd+)

78 Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 12:38 PM (mf5HN)

O_o

o_O

O_O

I want my GW foreign policy back, please.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 12:41 PM (kff5f)

79
Ace and Drew aren't on speaking terms, apparently.

Posted by: Boone at March 26, 2015 12:31 PM (aDkn+)

Sure they are. It's just that ace can't understand a word Drew says.

You HAVE listened to the podcast, haven't you?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2015 12:42 PM (SpnVI)

80 I want my GW foreign policy back, please.

At least He had one...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 12:42 PM (Bn6aD)

81 The Obama Administration's created a whole new type of porn:

DEA2M.

-

ewwww.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 26, 2015 12:42 PM (0MJOU)

82 "I really went into the wrong industry."

No kidding....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 12:42 PM (LA7Cm)

83 Hiya, PG! I got my building permit. Let the destruction commence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2015 12:40 PM (KefbY)

do you need help? i could bring a sledgehammer and get rid of my rage.......

i just finished my coffee for today!!!! thank you so much!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2015 12:42 PM (u8GsB)

84 The war on drugs should be declared lost, all federal laws regarding drugs repealed, and the DEA eliminated. Let the States do what they want with it. There is NOTHING in the Constitution that gives the federal government the authority to regulate ANY drugs, making some legal and others not.

And I told a federal judge that during jury voir dire.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 12:42 PM (wlDny)

85 You all act as if these were female prostitutes.

When they're male, we call them gigolos.

Or desperate.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 12:39 PM (kff5f)

Or crackheads. Nothing encourages a man to get on his knees in front of another man for pay like the sweet sweet promise of the rock.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2015 12:43 PM (TOk1P)

86 Is this another Obama success story.

Because that guy is TEH AWESOME!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 26, 2015 12:43 PM (BZAd3)

87 OT, but Jonah Goldberg hits it out of the sarcasm park in his article on Dr. Ignoro (otherwise known- in first place vulgar blog commentary- as TFG, or SCOAMF or Emperor Asshole).

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 12:43 PM (FCsIb)

88
we need to militarize our borders

Posted by: kj at March 26, 2015 12:43 PM (lKyWE)

89 When corruption goes all the way to the top, it goes all the way to the bottom.
Where is that reset button?

Posted by: orange mule at March 26, 2015 12:43 PM (uXcD2)

90 Every Texas city on the ISIS hit list has a mosque. If this shit goes down the backlash is going to get real medieval.

Old testament, burn it down, no stone left standing on top of another, salt the earth kind of stuff.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 26, 2015 12:43 PM (cCxiu)

91 If we got rid of the IRS, DEA, TSA, and ATF, would anyone complain?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 26, 2015 12:43 PM (IqgOY)

92
A: Hookers and blow!

Q: What sucks and blows, simultaneously?

Be all you can be!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 26, 2015 12:44 PM (y+Ufa)

93
Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2015 12:43 PM (TOk1P)

burt? is there something you need to get off your chest?????///

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2015 12:44 PM (u8GsB)

94 Whoa, is this a new thread or did we just move through a wrinkle in time?

I hated that f***ing book.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 26, 2015 12:44 PM (PtTYB)

95 " The war on drugs should be declared lost, all federal laws regarding drugs repealed, and the DEA eliminated."

I agree. It has been a boondoggle and failure. Make Prohibition seem quaint and cuddly in comparison.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 12:44 PM (LA7Cm)

96 Old testament, burn it down, no stone left standing on top of another, salt the earth kind of stuff.

*ahem* I believe the phraseology is:

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 12:44 PM (kff5f)

97 The Saudis are bombing Yemen and Iran is pissed. Next step :
Iran bombs the refinery at Dhahran and sinks a few ships in the gulf.
The Israelis hit the Iranian nuke facilities.
Putin invades the Baltic states.
The Norks send troops across theDMZ.

Interesting times .

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 26, 2015 12:45 PM (D5b+A)

98 "I will admit it.... I have never paid for sex "

I had no Idea he was a virgin.

Dude...that time you bought your left arm a new watch?

Even that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2015 12:45 PM (F1jFR)

99 >>Appears to me someone is bending to Iranian demands.

Same day Yemen got their hands on our intel left behind (or "left behind" *wink, wink) along w/a half Billion dollars worth of military equipment?

Things that make you go "hmmmmmm..."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 12:45 PM (TLTHv)

100 Stomping with previously covered content is WAY better than a double post.

The only thing this is missing is an open tag.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 26, 2015 12:45 PM (xSCb6)

101 90 Every Texas city on the ISIS hit list has a mosque. If this shit goes down the backlash is going to get real medieval.

Old testament, burn it down, no stone left standing on top of another, salt the earth kind of stuff.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 26, 2015 12:43 PM (cCxiu)

___________

I was sure post 9/11 the same would happen. Instead what actually did happen? GWB had Muslims over to the white house to pray and shit.

Short of a nuke going off in a US city, I don't think much will happen. And even with a nuke, you'll get the usual "let's understand why they did this" nonsense from the left.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 12:45 PM (0LHZx)

102
i fairness if you just scatter the stones one could end up on top of another

Posted by: kj at March 26, 2015 12:46 PM (lKyWE)

103 What's Valjar want now?

To watch the world burn?

I just saw a promo for CSI: Cyber where the main character with the horrible teeth says, "Some people just want to watch the world burn." in a very dramatic tone.

It's a good line. But seriously? It's a pivotal line in The Dark Knight. Everyone who watched the movie knows that line. If you're going to rip off a line that's embedded in the public conscience, put some spin on it. Make it comedic, or at least change the wording a bit.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2015 12:46 PM (jhqr1)

104 Okay, seriously,

With this outing of Israel's nuclear program and allowing Iran to move theirs (literally) underground, the SCOAMT isn't just "courting" disaster, he's plying it with tequila in the hopes he can get into its pants that much sooner.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 26, 2015 12:46 PM (kff5f)

105 Everyone saw this, right?

https://twitter.com/AP/status/581125998399385600
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 12:38 PM (mf5HN)

US considers letting Iran run nuclear centrifuges at fortified underground bunker.

--

Can we impeach him NOW?!

Posted by: @votermom at March 26, 2015 12:46 PM (cbfNE)

106 Perhaps the only good thing to come out of this news is that I was reminded of Ace's "Night of the Sodomizing Cougar Man" post.
_

link under name.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 26, 2015 12:47 PM (0MJOU)

107
USA to allow Iran to run nuke centrifuges at underground bunker...
Obama Declassifies Secret Document Revealing Israel Program...
Unprecedented move...

The above has already been reported but it bears repeating: what a prick ove by this administration.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 26, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)

108 Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2015 12:43 PM (TOk1P)

burt? is there something you need to get off your chest?????///

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2015 12:44 PM (u8GsB)

No... other than that prostitution tends not to be Julia Roberts in a fancy dress, or Lauren Hutton falling for Richard Gere. It's usually drug addicts who need quick cash. Male, female, or something in between.

It's ugly. Always has been, always will be.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2015 12:47 PM (TOk1P)

109 Sort of all goes back to Libya... another of obamas "success" stories.... As Hillary said "We came, We saw ,He died." Thanks Hillary...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 12:47 PM (Bn6aD)

110 " The war on drugs should be declared lost, all federal laws regarding drugs repealed, and the DEA eliminated."

If we supplied whatever drug anyone wanted, free of charge, plus gave them a clean, safe place to take the drugs, all paid for by federal and state funds, we would save hundreds of billions each year.

Posted by: jwest at March 26, 2015 12:48 PM (9ZZd+)

111 Meanwhile, I'm here at my dullsville job, supporting my family, paying
my taxes, which pay these asshats, so they can go do hookers and blow on
my dime. That made my mood better.
___
SUCKER!

Oh, um, we are just, uh, trying to spread the wealth around.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 26, 2015 12:48 PM (78TbK)

112 68 Now I am married so sex isn't in the cards.
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 26, 2015 12:37 PM (fLKzW)

Truer words never written.
Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2015 12:40 PM (Bvf82)

**********

Dude, that'll never happen with MY fiancee!

Posted by: Naive Recently Engaged Millennial at March 26, 2015 12:48 PM (vgIRn)

113 I was sure post 9/11 the same would happen. Instead what actually did happen? GWB had Muslims over to the white house to pray and shit.

Short of a nuke going off in a US city, I don't think much will happen. And even with a nuke, you'll get the usual "let's understand why they did this" nonsense from the left.

We can be a very forgiving people once. ONCE.
Pull some shit a second time.........

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2015 12:48 PM (JaIUI)

114 Dude...that time you bought your left arm a new watch? Even that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Yip.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2015 12:48 PM (Spluw)

115 95 " The war on drugs should be declared lost, all federal laws regarding drugs repealed, and the DEA eliminated."

I agree. It has been a boondoggle and failure. Make Prohibition seem quaint and cuddly in comparison.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 12:44 PM (LA7Cm)

_____________

Portugal legalized all drugs in 2000. What happened? Good things happened. Addition rates fell, drug gang warfare decreased, the country saved a shit ton of money by not fighting the "war on drugs".

Fucking commies!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 12:49 PM (0LHZx)

116 >>Every Texas city on the ISIS hit list has a mosque. If this shit goes down the backlash is going to get real medieval.

Um, what makes you think that the mosque locations aren't related to the planned attacks - as in a nearby place for planning, weapons prep, refuge for jihadis after the attack, etc.?
Just speculating here, but it's not like that doesn't happen all over the ME....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 12:49 PM (TLTHv)

117 I need a fix.

Posted by: Doc at March 26, 2015 12:49 PM (W5DcG)

118
I dont buy this depression excuse. Millions of people are depressed and arent mass murderers.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 26, 2015 12:49 PM (iQIUe)

119 By the way, rumors are that Kerry has got himself into a massive fight with the Iranians at the talks. Its all in danger of foundering.

It seems he keeps trying to shove a white flag across the table, but the Iranian delegation are absolutely insistent he kneel in front of them when surrendering.

Kerry's method isn't permitted in Islam, they say, and he must show some religious sensibility or they won't accept.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 12:49 PM (FCsIb)

120 racist! You have to understand the nuanced cultural differences. As NPR or the NYT will tell you, in other countries some men actually enjoy sex with women! I know it sounds homophobic and absurd to you, my SJW comrades, but it is true.

Posted by: Dustydog at March 26, 2015 12:50 PM (aQfmB)

121 What i'd do with a million dollars? Two posts about colombian rent-girls, at the same time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 12:50 PM (tfQDr)

122
If we supplied whatever drug anyone wanted, free of charge, plus gave them a clean, safe place to take the drugs, all paid for by federal and state funds, we would save hundreds of billions each year.

--

I'm ok eith that IF in return, they give up their right to vote while they are on this program. Same for any welfare program - accept welfare, temporarily forfeit your voting privileges.

Posted by: @votermom at March 26, 2015 12:50 PM (cbfNE)

123 If we supplied whatever drug anyone wanted, free of charge, plus gave
them a clean, safe place to take the drugs, all paid for by federal and
state funds, we would save hundreds of billions each year.
***
So when another 10% of the population hops on the welfare train, now that it is the drugs and welfare train, what happens?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2015 12:50 PM (78TbK)

124
The Saudis are bombing Yemen and Iran is pissed
Nuclear arms in the Middle East
Israel is attacking the Iraqis
The Syrians are mad at the Lebanese
And Baghdad does whatever she pleaseLooks like another threat
To world peace
For the envoy

Posted by: Zevon Bandersnatch at March 26, 2015 12:50 PM (JtwS4)

125 Millions of people are depressed and arent mass murderers.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 26, 2015 12:49 PM (iQIUe)

That would require more ambition than we have.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 26, 2015 12:51 PM (vgIRn)

126 No... other than that prostitution tends not to be
Julia Roberts in a fancy dress, or Lauren Hutton
falling for Richard Gere. It's usually drug addicts
who need quick cash. Male, female, or
something in between.

For the $10 hooker. Not for the $9,000 a night one.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2015 12:51 PM (JaIUI)

127 GWB's 8 years were a Charlie Foxtrot, but damn!

This dude should be in a rubber room, not the Oval Office!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 26, 2015 12:51 PM (DT3rQ)

128
Drew's enstompened post deserves morons' attention.

Not exactly breaking news, but the century-high-water mark of GOP federal seats is not producing dramatic action on fiscal sanity.

Nor - for those who seem to actually believe that politics does not involve policies, or actions, or differentiating yourself from the other side other than rhetorically - the slightest head-fake towards positioning the party for 2016, or damaging the other side's candidates, or otherwise doing, you know, basic politics. Nothing.

And why should they? The electorate (incl. most of the GOP) is dumbed-down, and passive, and/or resigned, and/or delusional and naieve, to the point that merely riding the tiny crest of ephemeral political moods as they slosh mindlessly back and forth in the national bath-tub is all that is needed. See 2010, 2014 - where the almost bitter, spitting resentment at being pushed to run on actual policy differences confirmed this diagnosis.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2015 12:51 PM (afQnV)

129 I really went into the wrong industry.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 26, 2015 12:41 PM (/kI1Q)

*nods vigorously*

Oh, hey, I added you to the list of Morons who will go along with me on my every ball park tour when I hit the Power Ball. Hope you don't mind.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 12:51 PM (mf5HN)

130 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 12:49 PM (0LHZx)

Hey brainchild, were you able to put together that the Fed's don't have that power and the states should decide?

It's like every day is your first day posting here.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 26, 2015 12:52 PM (xSCb6)

131 "The Saudis are bombing Yemen and Iran is pissed
Nuclear arms in the Middle East
Israel is attacking the Iraqis
The Syrians are mad at the Lebanese
And Baghdad does whatever she pleaseLooks like another threat
To world peace
For the envoy"

Just for a moment, I tried humming "We Didn't Start the Fire" while reading that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2015 12:52 PM (F1jFR)

132 We can be a very forgiving people once. ONCE.
***
When the Japanese sneak attacked a legitimate military target we ended up dropping nuclear bombs on their cities.

Our response to 9/11 was essentially in the end a well armed aid mission.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2015 12:52 PM (78TbK)

133 "It's ugly. Always has been, always will be."

Burt is totally right. The Mayflower Madams providing high class call girls are few and far between.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 26, 2015 12:52 PM (wQ7l/)

134 By the way, rumors are that Kerry has got himself into a massive fight with the Iranians at the talks. Its all in danger of foundering.

Thing is, I could believe it right now. he is stupid and pompous an amoral. he preresents a power that is run by petulant, petty self aggrandizing fools, who ave a much more open media structure than the ayatollahs. Things might reach a stage where they start demanding shit just to watch him crawl.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2015 12:52 PM (Spluw)

135 John Kerry, ruler of Heintz Ketchup, kneel before Zod!

Posted by: Grand Ayatollah Zod at March 26, 2015 12:53 PM (PtTYB)

136 Apparently there is no dept in the Obama administration that is not corrupt and no direct Administration employee who is not a liar, a crook, a con artist or a enabler of radical Islam; Swell!

(And no, of course I'm not saying all Federal Employees are crooks. They're not even all Leftists, but the Obama administration does seem to have higher number of crooks in key positions)

"Put not your trust in princes, in mortals in whom there is no hope."

Psalm 146:3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2015 12:53 PM (DXzRD)

137 Portugal legalized all drugs in 2000. What happened? Good things happened. Addition rates fell,

Math is a bitch when stoned.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2015 12:53 PM (JaIUI)

138 Hey brainchild, were you able to put together that the Fed's don't have that power and the states should decide?

It's like every day is your first day posting here.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 26, 2015 12:52 PM (xSCb6)

_________

The feds don't have the power to decriminalize drugs? LOL

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 12:53 PM (0LHZx)

139 "I'm ok eith that IF in return, they give up their right to vote while they are on this program. Same for any welfare program - accept welfare, temporarily forfeit your voting privileges."

I think that could be negotiated.

Posted by: jwest at March 26, 2015 12:53 PM (9ZZd+)

140 Guessing that @votermom is a Jeb Bush fan?

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelacesf at March 26, 2015 12:53 PM (sQqgE)

141 So, after this double-posting faux pas ... is Ace going to ban himself again?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 12:53 PM (tfQDr)

142 123 So when another 10% of the population hops on the welfare train, now that it is the drugs and welfare train, what happens?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2015 12:50 PM (78TbK)

Just make the purity a lot stronger if the government supplies it. It becomes a self-correcting problem.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 12:53 PM (wlDny)

143 OT: US declassifies Israeli nuke program ahead of Iran nukenegotiations. Appears to me someone is bending to Iranian demands.

President Asshole's going to provoke a war if he gives away Israel's strategic capabilities and forces them to move before the Iranians use that intel.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 26, 2015 12:54 PM (PMGbu)

144 If we supplied whatever drug anyone wanted, free of charge, plus gave them a clean, safe place to take the drugs, all paid for by federal and state funds, we would save hundreds of billions each year.

Posted by: jwest

And there it is. The utilitarian argument for "let's host Pleasure Island" on the people's dime. Nevermind that a single taste of certain drugs will destroy a person's life, almost guaranteed.

So a guy's spouse just died. He's in despair. He'll do certain things he wouldn't normally. He goes to Pleasure Island and has a wild night, including some Heroin and Meth.

Yay! He'll never be clean again.

And don't give me "his choice" crap. A one time choice that destroys all future choice is a trap with a metaphorical bear hiding behind the bait.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2015 12:54 PM (jhqr1)

145 108 prostitution tends not to be Julia Roberts in a fancy dress, or Lauren Hutton falling for Richard Gere. It's usually drug addicts who need quick cash.
=====================

Forgive me for asking, but how do you find the better looking drug addicts looking for quick cash? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 12:54 PM (FCsIb)

146
OT, but Jonah Goldberg hits it out of the sarcasm park in his article on Dr. Ignoro (otherwise known- in first place vulgar blog commentary- as TFG, or SCOAMF or Emperor Asshole).

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 12:43 PM (FCsIb)

Did you know he wrote a really good book? I think it was called Liberal Facebook......Facade.....Phasers..... something like that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2015 12:54 PM (SpnVI)

147
Just for a moment, I tried humming "We Didn't Start the Fire" while reading that.

Warren Zevon, "The Envoy".

Posted by: Zevon Bandersnatch at March 26, 2015 12:54 PM (JtwS4)

148 O/T kinda....but was just reading a story about a woman who got drunk at a bar mitzvah, took seven 14 15 year-old boys into a room to show them her new breasts then blew one of the 15 year-old boys.

He told his mother who called the police, she was arrested, blah blah blah

Two commenters on the story were accusing the BOY of raping her since she was drunk and could not give consent. REALLY??? WTF? She was 33 or 37 and he was 15.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 26, 2015 12:54 PM (vg8iE)

149 Well if Ace doesn't read the blog....I dont have to either!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 26, 2015 12:54 PM (gW5Vg)

150 Not exactly breaking news, but the century-high-water mark of GOP federal seats is not producing dramatic action on fiscal sanity. And why should they? The electorate (incl. most of the GOP) is dumbed-down, and passive, and/or resigned, and/or delusional and naieve, to the point that merely riding the tiny crest of ephemeral political moods as they slosh mindlessly back and forth in the national bath-tub is all that is needed. See 2010, 2014 - where the almost bitter, spitting resentment at being pushed to run on actual policy differences confirmed this diagnosis.
Posted by: rhomboid

We're so fucked that the House is shitting on any sort of fiscal sanity and the minority in the Senate is being the party of NO on social issues. And getting away with it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2015 12:54 PM (Spluw)

151 It's a good line. But seriously? It's a pivotal line in The Dark Knight. Everyone who watched the movie knows that line. If you're going to rip off a line that's embedded in the public conscience, put some spin on it. Make it comedic, or at least change the wording a bit.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2015 12:46 PM (jhqr1)

Christopher Walken doesn't need to change a single word to make it his own: "Some people! Just want to watch. The world? Burn..."

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2015 12:55 PM (Bvf82)

152 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 12:53 PM (0LHZx)

No dipshit, that the Feds don't have the power to criminalize them in the first place.

Did you red the comment you were responding to, or just type reflexively?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 26, 2015 12:55 PM (xSCb6)

153 when we legalize drugs......are you comfortable with your pilot taking them? are you comfortable with your law enforcement agents taking them? your child's preschool, elementary, jr high, high school teacher taking them? religious leaders? politicians? judges? how about your pharmacist? medical techs? dr? dentist? cabbies? bus drivers?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2015 12:55 PM (u8GsB)

154
Hurray, free pussy in Santa Marta!

Posted by: DEA Agent on Assignment, Santa Marta at March 26, 2015 12:55 PM (P330y)

155 148 O/T kinda....but was just reading a story about a woman who got drunk at a bar mitzvah, took seven 14 15 year-old boys into a room to show them her new breasts then blew one of the 15 year-old boys.

He told his mother who called the police, she was arrested, blah blah blah

Two commenters on the story were accusing the BOY of raping her since she was drunk and could not give consent. REALLY??? WTF? She was 33 or 37 and he was 15.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 26, 2015 12:54 PM (vg8iE)

____________

Fuck, I went to the wrong bar mitzvahs in my youth.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 12:56 PM (0LHZx)

156 One by one, every institution we depended on to keep order in our society has been corrupted and turned against our society.

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 12:56 PM (J6suc)

157 Oh, hey, I added you to the list of Morons who will go along with me on
my every ball park tour when I hit the Power Ball. Hope you don't mind.

The Churro Dog will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 26, 2015 12:56 PM (/kI1Q)

158 134 Things might reach a stage where they start demanding shit just to watch him crawl.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2015 12:52 PM (Spluw
=========================

If you believe the stories coming out of the talks, we are way past that point. The Iranian head Ayatollah even had to admonish their chief delegate for overdoing it.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 12:56 PM (FCsIb)

159 145 Forgive me for asking, but how do you find the better looking drug addicts looking for quick cash? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 12:54 PM (FCsIb)

Yeah, do an image search for "meth-mouth". No good looking hookers there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 12:57 PM (wlDny)

160 153 when we legalize drugs......are you comfortable with your pilot taking them? are you comfortable with your law enforcement agents taking them? your child's preschool, elementary, jr high, high school teacher taking them? religious leaders? politicians? judges? how about your pharmacist? medical techs? dr? dentist? cabbies? bus drivers?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2015 12:55 PM (u8GsB)

__________

Pssttt...wanna hear a secret...all those people are already taking them.

Pass it on.

I'll repeat...in Portugal the rates of drug addiction FELL - I repeat FELL - when drugs were legalized.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 12:57 PM (0LHZx)

161
I added you to the list of Morons who will go along with me on my every ball park tour when I hit the Power Ball.

pro tip:go ahead and skip the oakland alameda coliseum

Posted by: kj at March 26, 2015 12:57 PM (lKyWE)

162 this is liberal morality. this is men conveniently taking advantage of their positions to indulge their prurient desires. while i am certainly against men-bashing, i think we can all acknowledge that there are men out there that are controlled by their sexual proclivities. there are men out there that act like real pigs when it comes to women, and yeah, guys, you know who these dudes are, there are men that you wouldn't let anywhere near your little sister. just saying.

unfortunately, the liberal-left skewed morality goes all ape-shit when someone suggests that prostitution is often very exploitative, and how does a john know for a certainly that the woman he is paying for sex hasn't been trafficked or coerced into this line of work? since no one can ever be completely sure (a justice department report from the 90s found that places where prostitution is legal only serve as magnets for trafficked women), going to a prostitute should be seen as something repugnant.

I do understand that men are built to be very visual and motivated by sex, but we are not animals; we are human beings. any man that would pay a woman for sex is potentially contributing to an industry of world wide human slavery, and he should be ashamed of himself. only men can change men's attitudes about such things, and perhaps it starts by becoming more aware of the problem, scope, and depth of the brutality that these cartels inflict on young women and society in general.

these men should be prosecuted and exposed for the unethical, exploitative, immoral human beings that they are. but of course, the left likes to pretend that it's "just sex" between "consenting adults," and responds with "what's the big deal?" the liberal left really doesn't care about women at all. nope. not at all!

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 26, 2015 12:57 PM (2/oBD)

163 Hurray, free pussy in Santa Marta!
Posted by: DEA Agent on Assignment, Santa Marta at March 26, 2015 12:55 PM (P330y)
**********
Their giving away cats in CA?

Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 26, 2015 12:58 PM (fLKzW)

164 108 prostitution tends not to be Julia Roberts in a
fancy dress, or Lauren Hutton falling for Richard Gere. It's usually
drug addicts who need quick cash.

=====================

Forgive me for asking, but how do you find the better looking drug addicts looking for quick cash? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 12:54 PM (FCsIb)

Hmmm, to borrow a meme that came up elsewhere last week, the good looking ones who are not crazy? That's a dude. Unicorns are fictitious characters.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2015 12:58 PM (TOk1P)

165 No wonder the GOPe is frightened by people like Cruz. The last thing they want is some Sheriff coming in to clean up the town when everybody is getting along so well.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 26, 2015 12:58 PM (sH832)

166 Portugal legalized all drugs in 2000. What happened? Good things happened. Addition rates fell, drug gang warfare decreased, the country saved a shit ton of money by not fighting the "war on drugs".

No, they decriminalized drugs. Possession, distribution and use is still illegal. They just moved possession and use into a different non-criminal court with "experts" deciding what to do with the person.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2015 12:58 PM (jhqr1)

167 146 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2015 12:54 PM (SpnVI)
========================

In Hollywood he'd already be up to Liberal Fascism 3, The Reckoning!

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 12:58 PM (FCsIb)

168 My dear Morons...I am going off topic as I have an important hair appt to rush off to and, unlike mooch, have real hair to deal with.

I read somewhere today (could be hallucinating) that the killer pilot had just been fired due to being a sex offender and that was his last flight. The comment supposedly was heard on FOX. I mean, if true, how stupid of the airline. Normally if you are fired you are escorted off job (like mooch's florist who must have used roses or something white in an arrangement) by security and adios. Not, "Well, you pervert, you are going to be fired. This is your last flight. Enjoy!"

Gotta go. I hope this is not like the "Bruce Jenner is dead" gossip I fell for last night by the evil ONT morons. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is back from the brink at March 26, 2015 12:58 PM (TIGDR)

169 >>Thing is, I could believe it right now. he is stupid and pompous an amoral. he preresents a power that is run by petulant, petty self aggrandizing fools, who ave a much more open media structure than the ayatollahs. Things might reach a stage where they start demanding shit just to watch him crawl.

Why would anyone negotiate with the US right now? They know Obama won't do shit if the talks fail and he is desperate for a deal, any deal.

It's like negotiating with a Columbian hooker. They know you will do anything for some booty and they have nothing to lose.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2015 12:58 PM (g1DWB)

170 "We're so fucked that the House is shitting on any sort of fiscal sanity and the minority in the Senate is being the party of NO on social issues. And getting away with it."

*smoldering...smoldering*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 26, 2015 12:58 PM (LA7Cm)

171 If the DEA agents aren't allowed access to free hookers and blow, then...

The terrorists have already won.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2015 12:58 PM (23Qwv)

172 Portugal debt to GDP ratio

Country
201020112012Portugal91.490.2122.8

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2015 12:58 PM (78TbK)

173 Portugal legalized all drugs in 2000. What happened? Good things happened

yeah, i have such confidence in comparative politics utilizing a country smaller than most of our cities.

it's like the assholes talking about the education system in Sweden. Which is about the same size than the public school system in NYC.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2015 12:58 PM (Spluw)

174 Oh, hey! Another department that needs dissolution!

Maybe Rick Perry can remember this one.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 26, 2015 12:59 PM (/Ho8c)

175 Hell, the sex parties the Splits used to have!! Especially when they were in South America, and always Brazil! Just imagine a Banana Buggie screaming at you with a couple round firm asses in dental floss, and peering through the ass cleavage is fucking Fleegle with that tongue sticking out. Then Bingo grinning like the Cheshire Cat in a tree of buttholes and boobehs. Don't even get me going on that honking madman!!! (Drooper, despite his persona, sucked and would be in the hotel reading the newspaper.)

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 26, 2015 12:59 PM (B0A2n)

176 Hmm that didn't paste well

Debt to GDP ratio for Portugal

2010: 91.4

2012: 122.8

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2015 12:59 PM (78TbK)

177 153
when we legalize drugs......are you comfortable with your pilot taking
them? are you comfortable with your law enforcement agents taking them?
your child's preschool, elementary, jr high, high school teacher taking
them? religious leaders? politicians? judges? how about your pharmacist?
medical techs? dr? dentist? cabbies? bus drivers?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2015 12:55 PM (u8GsB)

I am not for "legalizing drugs". I am for getting the feds out of it and returning it to the States.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 12:59 PM (wlDny)

178 Yeah, do an image search for "meth-mouth". No good looking hookers there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 12:57 PM (wlDny)
=======================

DEA agents by the score though

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 01:00 PM (FCsIb)

179 "A one time choice that destroys all future choice is a trap with a metaphorical bear hiding behind the bait."

Yeah. Some things I've always stayed away from because I might like them WAAY too much. Legal or not.

Posted by: HH at March 26, 2015 01:00 PM (Ce4DF)

180 And now get get a glimpse into why some folks in govt would prefer the WOD never ends. Because of the children.

Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 26, 2015 01:00 PM (09RTR)

181 The Churro Dog will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 26, 2015 12:56 PM (/kI1Q)

*nods vigorously*

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 01:01 PM (mf5HN)

182 Yeah, um, to the 32 year old pedo skank, after you're seen herding a bunch of teenage boys into a room with the promise of "boobies!", I don't think the cops will be filing charges against the boys

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 01:01 PM (tfQDr)

183 Portugal:

the proportion of drug-related offenders (defined as those who committed offences under the influence of drugs and/or to fund drug consumption) in the Portuguese prison population also declined, from 44% in 1999, to just under 21% in 2012

Although the number of newly diagnosed HIV cases among people who inject drugs in Portugal is well above the European average, it has declined dramatically over the past decade, falling from 1,016 to 56 between 2001 and 2012. Over the same period, the number of new cases of AIDS among people who inject drugs also decreased, from 568 to 38.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 01:01 PM (0LHZx)

184 >>In Tijuana, they refer to this as "The Night of the Sodomizing Cougar-Man." Dick Cheney refers to it as "last Thursday."

Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 01:01 PM (TLTHv)

185 Comparatively speaking , the war on drugs in Columbia has been a success. Doesn't mean that this success can't be thrown away by future incompetence and corruption.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at March 26, 2015 01:01 PM (e8nnW)

186 I am not for "legalizing drugs". I am for getting the feds out of it and returning it to the States.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 12:59 PM (wlDny)

Yep. Funny how this stuff always seems to come down to that, almost no matter what issue we're talking about: Get the feds out of there, and things will return to something resembling a manageable problem.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2015 01:02 PM (TOk1P)

187
*nods vigorously*

*pictures a nod vigorous enough to make the Rack jiggle*

Posted by: Zevon Bandersnatch at March 26, 2015 01:02 PM (JtwS4)

188 91 If we got rid of the IRS, DEA, TSA, and ATF, would anyone complain?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 26, 2015 12:43 PM (IqgOY)

Just the prostitutes and liquor store owners.

Posted by: drill_thrawl at March 26, 2015 01:02 PM (JOG+K)

189 Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2015 12:58 PM (Spluw)

What, could you possibly be suggesting that selectively use of tiny countries with relative cultural homogeneity is subject to skewed interpretation of data?

I'm shocked!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 26, 2015 01:02 PM (xSCb6)

190 Uh oh.... Dick Morris just tweeted that Cruz can win. Stick a fork in him... he's done

Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 26, 2015 01:02 PM (fLKzW)

191 Debt to GDP ratio for Portugal

2010: 91.4

2012: 122.8
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2015 12:59 PM (78TbK)

_________

That's because they legalized drugs in 2000?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 01:02 PM (0LHZx)

192 Word from the street is that each attending DEA agent also received a swag bag full of goodies including a kilo of cocaine and a two month supply of penicillin.

Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2015 01:03 PM (UzPAd)

193 Anymore news on that murdering Pilot?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 01:03 PM (Bn6aD)

194 @116, Lizzy "What makes you think the mosque locations aren't related to the planned attacks"

That's exactly what I think. I looked at all the mosques in Texas and there are many more besides the ones in those cities.

Houston for example has a slew of them.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 26, 2015 01:03 PM (cCxiu)

195 Hey Moo. Stop peddling a lie. Portugal didn't legalize all drugs.

http://goo.gl/9z13fw

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2015 01:03 PM (jhqr1)

196 OT: Here's the solution to suicidal pilots:

http://tinyurl.com/ob5l6b8

Posted by: despair at March 26, 2015 01:04 PM (J6suc)

197 Here ya go, guys. Check this out, and don't ever, ever, EVER go to a prostitute or make light of this. There are millions of women that are forced to live this life of sexual slavery. These women are someone's sister, someone's daughter, someone's cousin.

http://www.humantrafficking.org/regions/central_and_south_america

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 26, 2015 01:04 PM (2/oBD)

198 *pictures a nod vigorous enough to make the Rack jiggle*
Posted by: Zevon Bandersnatch at March 26, 2015 01:02 PM (JtwS4)

Out of idle curiosity and I am going to regret immediately asking this, is there anything I do that does not make the Horde picture The Rack jiggling?

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 26, 2015 01:06 PM (mf5HN)

199 ****the proportion of drug-related offenders (defined as those who committed offences under the influence of drugs and/or to fund drug consumption) in the Portuguese prison population also declined, from 44% in 1999, to just under 21% in 2012***

Because they changed the laws concerning possession. This does not remotely correlate to usage rates.

Up your game champ.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 26, 2015 01:06 PM (xSCb6)

200 So maybe what Obama is really having Kerry negotiate for is Iranian backup for his 2016 coup /conspiracytheory

Posted by: @votermom at March 26, 2015 01:06 PM (cbfNE)

201 Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag

Dude. You are giving me flashbacks about crap that didn't even happen.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2015 01:07 PM (Spluw)

202 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice
Clinic think President Obama should make Bush explain why this happened. Once again another turd in the Bush Punch Bowl for Presdent Obama to clean up. Bush is like the neighbors dog that poops in your yard, runs away leaving you with the mess !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 26, 2015 01:07 PM (Sd++4)

203 Why do we have DEA agents on foreign soil anyway? In fact why do we have a DEA? Surely the ATF/FBI could handle tracking down drug runners. I want to emigrate to a country that is closer to following our constitution. Unfortunately I don't know of any such place

Posted by: PaleRider at March 26, 2015 01:07 PM (7w/kf)

204 It's 77F outside and sunny when they were calling for rain today. It's also supposed to hit 81F. I can feel that rocking chair calling. No hookers and blow but plenty o' brown.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 01:07 PM (wlDny)

205 200 So maybe what Obama is really having Kerry negotiate for is Iranian backup for his 2016 coup /conspiracytheory

It would be funny if it weren't so terrifying...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 26, 2015 01:07 PM (Bn6aD)

206 Out of idle curiosity and I am going to regret immediately asking this, is there anything I do that does not make the Horde picture The Rack jiggling?

It would tend to distract the supplicants at Your feet begging for mercy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2015 01:07 PM (zF6Iw)

207 What, could you possibly be suggesting that selectively use of tiny countries with relative cultural homogeneity is subject to skewed interpretation of data?

I'm shocked!
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 26, 2015 01:02 PM (xSCb6)

____________

Yeah because Portugese drug addicts and American drug addicts are totally different.

No you're right, let's fight the war on drugs for another 50 years, spend a few more trillion dollars on it. Why not?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 01:08 PM (0LHZx)

208 re Colombia: If success is defined as the govt saying fuck it we no longer care , then yeah it's been a rousing success.

Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 26, 2015 01:08 PM (09RTR)

209 "and I am going to regret immediately asking this",

I'm guessing that is a very true statement.

Posted by: HH at March 26, 2015 01:08 PM (Ce4DF)

210 ***"Hey Moo. Stop peddling a lie. Portugal didn't legalize all drugs."***

The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton at March 26, 2015 01:08 PM (xSCb6)

211 Here ya go, guys. Check this out, and don't ever,
ever, EVER go to a prostitute or make light of this. There are millions
of women that are forced to live this life of sexual slavery. These
women are someone's sister, someone's daughter, someone's cousin.

http://www.humantrafficking.org/regions/central_and_south_america

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 26, 2015 01:04 PM (2/oBD)

Yes, that is definitely the other ugly part of the business. Those who are in it voluntarily are generally not cute college girls paying for their education. They are crackheads and heroin junkies.
The high priced foreign chicks being paraded in front of Saudi princes? I'm pretty sure the price is higher the less "voluntary" she happens to be in the whole thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2015 01:08 PM (TOk1P)

212 *sighs, imagining jiggles*

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 26, 2015 01:09 PM (/Ho8c)

213 153 I think all those people are already on drugs

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at March 26, 2015 01:09 PM (4cJjO)

214 * spins in grave some more

Posted by: WWII Vet at March 26, 2015 01:09 PM (UhRGU)

215 I know a way to win in 2016.

Promise to double the effort on the war on drugs. No fuck it, quadruple it.

Huckabee/Santorum baby!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 01:09 PM (0LHZx)

216 In government, if you have sex with the hookers hired by the criminals you're supposed to be watching, apparently some of you get a severe punishment of... a 2 to 10 day suspension.

But, Ace, you're missing the severity of the punishment:

During that 2-day suspension, they were unable to get blow-jobs from any crime-syndicate whores.

The agony must have been unendurable!

Posted by: zombie at March 26, 2015 01:09 PM (K4YiS)

217 I suggested hiring prostitutes for the Rebels.

I was told it wasn't "classy."

Seriously, blow up Alderaan, and hiring prostitutes isn't "classy."

Priorities, man, priorities.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2015 01:09 PM (bLnSU)

218 Say, what do you think Judge Andrew Hannen will make of the news that Che Obama has been issuing L1 work visas indiscriminately even while the Justice Department is saying "the President is doing nothing" to further illegal immigration until the restraining order Hannen issued is appealed.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 01:10 PM (FCsIb)

219
Oh, because it didn't seem to be as recognizable as other Zevon songs, here's "The Envoy".

The exact crises have changed over the years, but not by much.

http://bit.ly/1Gu9Y2q

Posted by: Zevon Bandersnatch at March 26, 2015 01:10 PM (JtwS4)

220 Just woke up. Having coffee. The Germanwings crash story is very disturbing. Trust in all things human are being ground to dust.

I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

Posted by: Soona at March 26, 2015 01:10 PM (/HX7u)

221 It's 77F outside and sunny when they were calling for rain today. It's also supposed to hit 81F. I can feel that rocking chair calling. No hookers and blow but plenty o' brown.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 01:07 PM (wlDny)

If I lived anywhere near you, Vic, I'd be over with a box of cigars, my own rocker and my own glass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2015 01:10 PM (zF6Iw)

222 Gotta go, here's my daily note for those who don't seem to have figured it out yet:

moo moo and jwoost are trolls. Always have been, always will be.

Argue with them at your leisure, just know what you are dealing with.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2015 01:10 PM (TOk1P)

223 221 If I lived anywhere near you, Vic, I'd be over with a box of cigars, my own rocker and my own glass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2015 01:10 PM (zF6Iw)

I have plenty of porch rockers, come on down.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (wlDny)

224 197 >> Here ya go, guys. Check this out, and don't ever, ever, EVER go to a prostitute or make light of this.

Overdone, what about porn? Is that okay? Maybe just lesbian porn then, surely they aren't being coerced.

I'm making light of what is a very serious issue to you. Personally, I have never frequented a prostitute as it bothers me, morally and philosophically. But throughout history mine would still be rated a minority position.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (23Qwv)

225 ***No you're right, let's fight the war on drugs for another 50 years, spend a few more trillion dollars on it. Why not?***

Hey, you might have a point if that's what I said, but since it's not, we can put this down on your prodigious list of stupid utterings.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (xSCb6)

226 >>If we got rid of the IRS, DEA, TSA, and ATF, would anyone complain?

Well, True the Vote certainly wouldn't, considering they were harassed by all of the above except the TSA (that I know of).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (TLTHv)

227 Out of idle curiosity and I am going to regret immediately asking this, is there anything I do that does not make the Horde picture The Rack jiggling?[/]

There's a rack jiggling? Where? Pictures, or it...

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (FCsIb)

228 "Out of idle curiosity and I am going to regret immediately asking this, is there anything I do that does not make the Horde picture The Rack jiggling?"

Give me a minute to think about that

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2015 01:12 PM (F1jFR)

229 Help! The barrel is dragging me away!

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 01:13 PM (FCsIb)

230 Hey, I must have missed it, did Moo acknowledge he lied, then used that lie as a base from which to attack people?

You don't want to legalize all drugs? But Portugal!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2015 01:13 PM (jhqr1)

231 Yeah because Portugese drug addicts and American drug addicts are totally different. No you're right, let's fight the war on drugs for another 50 years, spend a few more trillion dollars on it. Why not?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo

Straw is legal, so you can make all the strawmen you want.
No one except you spoke about addicts, or solely about addicts. In order for your POS to withstand a flasification test, we'd have to ompare the relative populations that are prone to addiction, the sources of supply, income, quite a long list really.

Your, "they (mislabel what they actually did) and wonderful things ensued" is just shit.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2015 01:13 PM (Spluw)

232 'Nother Nood.

Posted by: HH at March 26, 2015 01:13 PM (Ce4DF)

233 Ummmm.....

No.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2015 01:13 PM (F1jFR)

234 Che Obama has been issuing L1 work visas indiscriminately

Larry Kudlow says we need the brainiacs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 26, 2015 01:13 PM (W5DcG)

235 Yep, that's right, BrurtTC

Thing is, there have rings busted in every single major American city and even out in the rural / suburban areas. In addition, if a woman is a junkie and she is prostituting herself for drug money, isn't that also taking advantage of a sick human being and enabling them to maintain their lifestyle? prostitution is sex by coercion - ALWAYS - and money is the coercive factor. besides, it is soooo easy to get laid. just go to a liberal enclave, or a pro-choice rally. LOL! one doesn't need to pay for sex to get some.

real men don't pay for sex - EVER

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 26, 2015 01:13 PM (2/oBD)

236 Just because an evil communist European country does something that works, doesn't mean TrueCons have to reject it outright.

Portugal came to its senses. It has had very good results. But they're godless communists so of course we can't possibly even think of doing what they did.

Full speed ahead on the War on Drugs......

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 01:14 PM (0LHZx)

237 Nude centrifuges.

Posted by: Zevon Bandersnatch at March 26, 2015 01:14 PM (JtwS4)

238 Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2015 01:10 PM (TOk1P)

Meh, it's not like it requires much energy.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 26, 2015 01:14 PM (xSCb6)

239 Rack jiggling? How about we bring Adrienne Barbeau from the swamp art thread!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 26, 2015 01:15 PM (wlDny)

240 I just got back from my doctors office (checkup). The nurse was hilarious, and went on a fifteen minute rant about TFG. I told her she better start logging in here and blow off some steam.

Posted by: MTF, vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 26, 2015 01:15 PM (FCsIb)

241 Why do we have DEA agents on foreign soil anyway?
------

Interestingly the overseas, undercover operations of drug agencies (Bureau of Narcotics) preceded that of the overseas operations of the OSS/FBI/CIG/CIA.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 26, 2015 01:15 PM (NUqwG)

242 Portugal: get caught with a little Heroin, you go to a treatment center

'Murica: get caught with a little heroin, you go to jail for a year

Fucking commies and their commie ways.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 01:15 PM (0LHZx)

243
Rack jiggling? How about we bring Adrienne Barbeau

we use to call her adriennebarboobs

Posted by: kj at March 26, 2015 01:16 PM (lKyWE)

244 Now I really feel unclassy posting that after Overdone's post. In The
Real World, the myth of the Independent Prostitute is mostly mythical.
On average, they're actual, literal slaves, complete with violence to
keep them in line, no pay (at all - they're provided with food and
shelter), and "disposal" if it's decided they aren't going to work out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2015 01:17 PM (bLnSU)

245 FIFY: "New IG Report Fingers DEA Agents in Columbia Who Fingered Hookers Hired By the Drug Cartels."

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at March 26, 2015 01:17 PM (RlG7q)

246 @244
You're right. Not to turn into a liberal, but the consent part of "two consenting adults" defense of prostitution is suspect, and at the very least less clear cut than our libertine friends would wish it to be.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Plush Porcupine at March 26, 2015 01:18 PM (k8xvx)

247 I heard some mention of hookers?

Posted by: Elliot Spitzer at March 26, 2015 01:19 PM (JoIcn)

248 I also love how so many of you think drug users are only the seedy people. And OMG if we legalize drugs, wholesome people will start using.

You need to get out of the bubble. Drug use is rampant at all levels of society. And it has not changed one bit in the 40 years and $trillions spent fighting it.

Prohibition lasted 10 years until people came to their senses. Drug prohibition looks like will take 100 years until people finally come to their senses.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 26, 2015 01:19 PM (0LHZx)

249 Happy Thursday!

http://tinyurl.com/ofgyzeu

BOOM: Bomb Goes Off In Yemen Mosque as Worshipers Chant 'Death to America' and 'Death to Jews.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 26, 2015 01:21 PM (fWAjv)

250 spins in grave some more

Posted by: WWII Vet

Nah, man, it was totally worth it. We have silly cat videos, free Bamapho, and we're supporting fascist regimes around the world. It's all good.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 26, 2015 01:22 PM (/Ho8c)

251 Portugal: get caught with a little Heroin, you go to a treatment center

'Murica: get caught with a little heroin, you go to jail for a year

Fucking commies and their commie ways.

Nice attempt at a walk-back, but you're still lying about what happened in Portugal.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2015 01:23 PM (jhqr1)

252 Out of idle curiosity and I am going to regret
immediately asking this, is there anything I do that does not make the
Horde picture The Rack jiggling?

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira

Um...not really...

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 26, 2015 01:24 PM (/Ho8c)

253 The Houthi motto is death to Israel, curses upon Jews. Non Zionists can live if they're dhimmi

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 26, 2015 01:28 PM (tfQDr)

254 What's the big deal? Isn't this exactly what one would expect DEA agents in Columbia to be doing? Why do you think we never make a dent in the cartels' influence despite the billions we spend "fighting" them. Prohibition corrupts police forces. This is something new?

Posted by: Sean at March 26, 2015 02:52 PM (2f/TW)

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