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Open Thread
Frederic Edwin Church, "Aurora Borealis" (1865)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at March 25, 2015 10:46 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 25, 2015 10:47 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2015 10:47 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 25, 2015 10:47 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2015 10:47 AM (9BRsg)
Posted by: FDR's Television at March 25, 2015 10:47 AM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2015 10:48 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2015 10:48 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2015 10:48 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:48 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:48 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:48 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2015 10:49 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 25, 2015 10:49 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 10:49 AM (/kI1Q)
Aurora Borealis comes into view... aurora comes in view...
And I raaaaaan,
I ran so far away-ay-ay...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:49 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2015 10:50 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 25, 2015 10:50 AM (FviSe)
Posted by: Studebaker Hawk at March 25, 2015 10:50 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2015 10:50 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 10:50 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 25, 2015 10:50 AM (z3CKW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 10:50 AM (F1jFR)
"Take shelter behind the island", says Captain Aubrey!
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 25, 2015 10:51 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 25, 2015 10:50 AM (FviSe
Just be patient. Global cooling will return.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:51 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 10:51 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: MSNBC at March 25, 2015 10:52 AM (irOiS)
Posted by: Piet Mondrian at March 25, 2015 10:52 AM (ZkP43)
*bounds off to look*
Yup. Freakin' huge.
I really, really, really need to get up to DC on a weekend and do a quick museum/gallery run.
Posted by: alexthechick - Loganite. With Jazz Hands. at March 25, 2015 10:52 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:52 AM (MOr4F)
Posted by: Edgar Cayce at March 25, 2015 10:52 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 10:52 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 10:53 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 10:53 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at March 25, 2015 10:54 AM (lG2E3)
I'm crushed.
And on that note, I gotta go do stuff.
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 25, 2015 10:54 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 10:53 AM (wlDny)
Aren't they all?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:54 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 10:55 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at March 25, 2015 10:55 AM (JVWwF)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 10:53 AM (wlDny)
Well, the painting is about an aurora. . .
Tina has areolas. . .
So, yes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2015 10:56 AM (zF6Iw)
No one for miles. No human noise.
Rockies, clouds and meadowlarks. Some bunnies. and 1 skared fox.
/grin
it don't get no better.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 10:56 AM (x3YFz)
Insert obligatory "Isn't this the story of Obama?" HERE
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2015 10:57 AM (lG2E3)
My "medicine" must have gone off; I don't see any of that in this picture.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2015 10:57 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2015 10:57 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 10:57 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 25, 2015 10:57 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2015 10:58 AM (JtwS4)
Open thread shuffle this morning!
I saw on facebook some 'trending' thing about Phil Roberson (from DD) giving an 'anti atheist' speech. I'm curious how on earth that is surprising or noteworthy?
Posted by: Lea at March 25, 2015 10:58 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay POTUS at March 25, 2015 10:58 AM (a3NCX)
Oppression by the Patriarchy!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 10:58 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2015 10:57 AM (Spluw)
sorry brother. It's what I see when me and the shep go on our morning walk filled with sniffing poop and pooping (her, not me... uh usually)
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 10:59 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
he's a tool of the Patriachy!!
Speaking of which, i need new batteries, CY
Posted by: Amanda marcotte at March 25, 2015 10:59 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:59 AM (CvfV6)
Posted by: LIVs at March 25, 2015 11:00 AM (CZexX)
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2015 11:00 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 25, 2015 10:57 AM (/Ho8c)
heh. Way! better that SERE
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 11:00 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: drill_thrawl at March 25, 2015 11:01 AM (JOG+K)
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 11:01 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Sandra Flucke at March 25, 2015 11:01 AM (LISuA)
Why on earth is the WSJ banned? Pixy is insane.
Posted by: Lea at March 25, 2015 11:02 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 10:59 AM (CvfV6)
it's quiet.
too quiet....
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 11:02 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Highlights at March 25, 2015 11:03 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at March 25, 2015 11:03 AM (SCcgT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:03 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: TangoNine
You're not the kid from Brooklyn who's gonna go home and get married are ya? If so, you are screwed.
Posted by: Amanda marcotte at March 25, 2015 11:03 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2015 10:58 AM (JtwS4)
Yes, if you must die of hunger and frostbite it's best to do so with a pretty view.
Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 11:03 AM (RD7QR)
Too bright? Just click on it.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at March 25, 2015 11:03 AM (SCcgT)
/right clicks on Sun
/selects Explode
...and we're finished here.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 11:04 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2015 11:04 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: David Boreanaz at March 25, 2015 11:04 AM (CZexX)
You know the art on the morning thread?
Yeah, that.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 11:05 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2015 11:05 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 25, 2015 11:06 AM (RKJF2)
Posted by: Highlights
That's just not right.
Posted by: Ranger Rick at March 25, 2015 11:06 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:06 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: THE GUY WHAT YELLS "AND SO IT BEGINS!!!" at March 25, 2015 11:06 AM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at March 25, 2015 11:07 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON at March 25, 2015 11:07 AM (t2lvB)
After seeing the Mooch's choices in how she dresses I would think she would sit down and STFU.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 11:07 AM (wlDny)
I saw on
facebook some 'trending' thing about Phil Roberson (from DD) giving an
'anti atheist' speech. I'm curious how on earth that is surprising or
noteworthy?
Posted by: Lea at March 25, 2015 10:58 AM (lIU4e)
oh noes......the anti rosemary bead clackers are going to get their panties in a wad...........
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2015 11:07 AM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Highlights at March 25, 2015 11:03 AM (lG2E3
So 14 or 15 problems then?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 11:07 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: CSI: Nome at March 25, 2015 11:07 AM (irOiS)
I saw the Northern Lights once, fishing on an outer beach on Cape Cod. Some of the guys I ran into that night would later claim online that it was just the result of something I put in the coffee.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2015 11:07 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at March 25, 2015 11:08 AM (t2lvB)
Huge debate.
Plastic versus silk.
Posted by: Ranger Rick at March 25, 2015 11:08 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Piratical Giant Plush Porcupine at March 25, 2015 11:08 AM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Ranger Rick at March 25, 2015 11:08 AM (Spluw
Yeah Mooch looks like she could be refined by some worms.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 11:09 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:09 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
If Cremora wasn't meant to be snorted, it wouldn't be in powder form and come in those one pound containers in the break room!
Posted by: Ranger Rick at March 25, 2015 11:09 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 25, 2015 11:09 AM (YCG8H)
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2015 11:09 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: toby928(C) waves hand at March 25, 2015 11:10 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2015 11:10 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: DaveA at March 25, 2015 11:10 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2015 11:10 AM (ppaKI)
It's catastrophic anthropogenic global warming, caused by the carbon from all the cannon and musket discharges from the Civil War. Thank goodness the war ended when it did, else Kansas would be under water by now. Al Gore is a Lincoln for our time.
Posted by: Barbara Manatee at March 25, 2015 11:11 AM (xkSSa)
If you will please tell me how to link a gofundme site to a handle (as you have here) I will give happily some money towards your writing project next time I have money which is at the beginning of next month. Really!
Penurious pastor and technology dimwit (me) is trying to set up a GoFundme site for my own creative project which involves a Christian Drama group.
Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2015 11:11 AM (DXzRD)
>>>I really, really, really need to get up to DC on a weekend and do a quick museum/gallery run.
I lived their for years but I'm not sure if I ever went to this gallery. I usuallywent to visit the monets. It looks like it may not be on the mall. I'll have to remember next time I visit.
Posted by: Lea at March 25, 2015 11:12 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2015 11:12 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2015 11:09 AM (gmeXX)
___________
Lemme guess. The logo is racist, homophobic and hates old people.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 25, 2015 11:12 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 11:12 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 25, 2015 11:13 AM (7ObY1)
Except if you're a black fraternity.
Equality!! bitches.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 25, 2015 11:13 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 25, 2015 11:13 AM (xkSSa)
http://is.gd/lQQFC7
Bill Clinton signed a federal bill, and no one bitches about that. 19 states--including such bastions of "Talibangelism" as Connecticut and Rhode Island--have Religious Freedom laws and no one bitches about that.
But the Pink Mafia is ready to set Indiana on fire.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 11:14 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 25, 2015 11:14 AM (sH832)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 11:14 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: DaveA at March 25, 2015 11:14 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: The Pink Mafia at March 25, 2015 11:14 AM (lG2E3)
Still, nothing like seeing attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Or C Beams glistening at the Tannhauser Gate.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 11:15 AM (CvfV6)
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2015 11:15 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: The Pink Mafia at March 25, 2015 11:14 AM (lG2E3)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 11:15 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 11:15 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: HH at March 25, 2015 11:16 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2015 11:16 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier
Bubba also created Don't ask, don't tell. Funny how that became evvvvvvviiiiiilllll and something that supposedly had nothing to do with dems.
And which also involved the gaystapo.
Posted by: Ranger Rick at March 25, 2015 11:16 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 25, 2015 11:16 AM (xkSSa)
14 Akira: The Early Days
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 25, 2015 10:49 AM (DT3rQ)
Asa?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 11:16 AM (S+el1)
----------
Don't forget to swallow
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 25, 2015 11:16 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 25, 2015 11:09 AM (YCG8H)<<<
**looks at Aurora Borealis**
That's not a light.
**pulls out Aurora Australis**
This is a light.
Posted by: David Boreanaz at March 25, 2015 11:16 AM (CZexX)
Posted by: Crocadile Dundee at March 25, 2015 11:17 AM (CZexX)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2015 11:17 AM (TLTHv)
So NCSU bans fraternities from drinking.
Except if you're a black fraternity.
Equality!! bitches.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 25, 2015 11:13 AM (fWAjv)
From what I have seen there they need to ban their football team from drinking. Walking across campus to the parking lot which was near their dorms on the morning after a game all you saw was players laying in and out of the doors near puddles of vomit.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 11:18 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 11:18 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Grant Dossetto at March 25, 2015 11:18 AM (vTHH6)
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2015 11:12 AM (gmeXX)
I know I already proclaimed my undying love for Mr. Williamson's literary works of art and my irritation with Cooke on the other thread, but I think the above comment needs to be restated.
I also like Goldberg and Geraghty. They don't seem to participate in the gratuitous bashing either. And I like their humor.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2015 11:18 AM (shFKH)
Speaking of art, what kind of person thinks putting a modernist rug with Chippendale furniture in a classical building is good design? Someone of low taste I imagine.... oh.... right.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2015 11:19 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2015 11:19 AM (DXzRD)
Chippendale furniture in a classical building is good design?
Someone who wears a dress made of used Kleenex to an inaugural ball?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 11:20 AM (/kI1Q)
1. WTF? McCartney at Lollapalooza?
2. Lollapalooza is still around?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 25, 2015 11:20 AM (0LHZx)
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Oh - I didn't mean to imply there weren't other good writers over there. Just that he is the best. I too like Goldberg and Geraghty - but they do not have the writing skills that KW has.
I even like Cooke for the most part - though he often irritates me.
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2015 11:20 AM (gmeXX)
don't bother, it's airline crash speculation on and on.....or
Famous atheists and their beliefs
Posted by: Colin at March 25, 2015 11:21 AM (8BG+c)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 11:18 AM (wlDny
Ahhh, life imitates art.
(Previous thread had no helmets or shoulder pads, visible)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 11:21 AM (2Aj5D)
Isn't he the up and coming artist Kanye featured on his last album?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 11:21 AM (S+el1)
Now I need to get out of bed and find coffee somewhere.
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' in Vegas at March 25, 2015 11:22 AM (yQ8B4)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2015 11:22 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2015 11:22 AM (ZKGnj)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 11:23 AM (CvfV6)
Posted by: Jules Winfield at March 25, 2015 11:23 AM (JtwS4)
Caution is required, as the latest thing to get DC in a total lather is the banning of the Mary Washington Men's Club Rugby Team.
The Bastards!
(search on your own. My sympathy meter for pretty much anyone in or around higher edu. these days is glued to 0.0)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 11:23 AM (KnbYp)
If Horde-sourcing doesn't work, you could find a college student, or a web designer just starting out, who might be willing to work cheap in exchange for a glowing reference and permission to use your site in their portfolio that they show other prospective clients.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 11:23 AM (/kI1Q)
But in more important things it looks like boko harum has kidnapped hundreds more women and children in Nigeria.
#bringbackourspine #goodjobobama
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2015 11:23 AM (ODxAs)
Athiests: Dude, what are we called again?
Anglican Church: But..but..but.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 11:23 AM (F1jFR)
Now I need to get out of bed and find coffee somewhere.
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' in Vegas at March 25, 2015 11:22 AM (yQ8B4)
__________
It's not quite true. Congress already offers health insurance to employees. So they didn't exempt themselves since they're already following the law.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 25, 2015 11:24 AM (0LHZx)
You'd be nice to have near the project for your Christian support and prayers. :^)
I don't even have a FaceBook Account. It's a wonder that I can even send an e-mail. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2015 11:24 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: toby928(C) waves hand at March 25, 2015 11:25 AM (evdj2)
Nothing screams "youth and counter-culture" like a guy whose music was old when your parents were your age.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 11:25 AM (/kI1Q)
>>>The National Gallery is near the Mall.
The national gallery of artis on the mall. I went there many times. I looked and they do have some Church paintings.
This particular painting, however,looks like it is in the american art museum which is not.
Posted by: Lea at March 25, 2015 11:25 AM (lIU4e)
Athiests: Dude, what are we called again?
Anglican Church: But..but..but.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 11:23 AM (F1jFR
Funny how the big shot religious muckit-mucks forgot God's command to have dominion over the land and sea. F*ck that ugly bitch with barbed pineapple.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 11:26 AM (2Aj5D)
Just to keep everyone up to date on CNN's latest headline
The worst thing about air catastrophes is that CNN becomes unwatchable because Richard Quest.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2015 11:26 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2015 11:26 AM (JtwS4)
Becomes unwatchable????
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 11:27 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2015 11:27 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2015 11:27 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Heralder at March 25, 2015 11:28 AM (/Mxso)
Depends
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 11:28 AM (F1jFR)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 11:28 AM (KnbYp)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2015 11:29 AM (lmdHn)
Depends
"The Sponsor of Lollapalooza 2015"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 11:29 AM (CvfV6)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2015 11:29 AM (lmdHn)
Let's hope that just means it gets slapped down faster.
Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 11:30 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Paul McCartney at March 25, 2015 11:30 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2015 11:30 AM (A98Xu)
I even like Cooke for the most part - though he often irritates me.
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2015 11:20 AM (gmeXX)
No doubt, Kevin is king.
By the way, I read Geraghty's The Weed Agency and thoroughly enjoyed it. Insightful, sobering, and funny all at the same time.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2015 11:31 AM (shFKH)
Clinic think that North Atlantic Treaty Organization General Guy "Jens Stoltenberg" must really hate persons of color and especially Presdent Obama. He is from a country that is mainly persons of no color and probably supported Texas during the Civil War in the 1870s. He is good friends with Bush (Who is a Liar) and probably thinks persons of color are not equal to persons of no color and that is why he is doing these stooped things with Putin to make Michelle and Presdent obama look bad. We love our Black presdent and you should too because of what Bush did to hurt this county and Presdent obona is trying so hard to reverse that crap Bush did to hurt us and the ideels this country stands for.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 25, 2015 11:31 AM (Sd++4)
http://tinyurl.com/oao22l3
This will/is translate to this country eventually.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 25, 2015 11:31 AM (BZAd3)
Isn't Dick the chappie who was busted by the perv police in Central Park with a dildo in his shoe? The man had a noose around his neck and genitalia, for fuck's sake.
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2015 11:32 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON at March 25, 2015 11:32 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Paul McCartney at March 25, 2015 11:30 AM (lG2E3
Hope I die before I get old
Posted by: 2 of the 4 Who members at March 25, 2015 11:33 AM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 11:23 AM (CvfV6)
Take a red eye flight from NY to London. That's the only time I've gotten to see them.
Posted by: Heralder at March 25, 2015 11:33 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 11:34 AM (/kI1Q)
Sorry, been working at work.
In the URL portion of the comment form put in "http://gofundme.com/{yourGoFundMeLink}" where {yourGoFundMeLink} will be some nonsense string (mine is mtglvo, for example).
Don't forget the the "http://", or pixy will assume you're trying to link back to http://acecomments.mu.nu/{whateverYouPutIn}.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 25, 2015 11:34 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 10:57 AM (LA7Cm)
If you look closely in his American landscapes with mountains and trees, you can usually find a church steeple peeking out somewhere. Because church, get it????
Is like an old school Where's Waldo. Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2015 11:35 AM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2015 11:35 AM (lG2E3)
True, but the elected officials are not "employees" of the legislative branch.
Note the various "debunkings" all seem to gloss over that, plus the fact that all congresscritters are eligible for subsidies - and I chuckle at the other explan, er, full blown lie that "some private plans" are even BETTERER!!! - never mind that said "subsidies" are derived from other's taxes, but hey, it's all good... amirite?
BTW, note that the mid 90s GOP takeover did result in at least one good thing - Congress did limit it's exemptions from it's own actions (but there are exceptions)...
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 11:35 AM (KnbYp)
Don't forget the meth in his pocket as well.
Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2015 11:36 AM (ZKGnj)
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2015 11:36 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2015 11:37 AM (KefbY)
I would like to pan for gold in Alaska during the day and watch the Lights at night.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 11:37 AM (CvfV6)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 11:37 AM (KnbYp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:38 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: alexthechick - Loganite. With Jazz Hands. at March 25, 2015 10:52 AM (mf5HN)
The National Gallery of Art just inherited a few new Church paintings from the Corcoran Gallery which just recently shuttered. You might have to do your homework before you go, but if they have his Niagara Falls painting on display somewhere it is a must see!!! It is huge and you feel like the water is actually moving. Gorgeous thing.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2015 11:38 AM (yRwC8)
That would be friggin' awesome.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:38 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:38 AM (LA7Cm
Onto NPR, Click, Clack & Clarkson
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2015 11:38 AM (2Aj5D)
with a dildo in our shoe and a pocket full of meth at one point or another?
Posted by: Heralder at March 25, 2015 11:39 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 11:37 AM (CvfV6)
I have about 200 dollars in gold flakes and a nugget from my last trip to Anchorage.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 11:39 AM (S+el1)
Fun show at times, but he comes across as an unwatchable ass.
Tears shed - Zero.
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 11:40 AM (KnbYp)
Lance Savage.
Yeah.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2015 11:27 AM (lG2E3)
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Your porn name = your first pet's name + the name of the street you grew up on
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 25, 2015 11:40 AM (0LHZx)
with a dildo in our shoe and a pocket full of meth at one point or another?"
Erm.
No.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:41 AM (LA7Cm)
with a dildo in our shoe and a pocket full of meth at one point or another?
Sigh..
*Puts down stone I was ready to cast*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 11:41 AM (F1jFR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 11:37 AM (CvfV6)
That's an excellent plan. You'll also get to scratch "defeat a hungry wolf in hand to hand combat" off your list too, so it's a two-fer.
What surprised me about the lights is I always thought they'd be just a stationary smudge, but they visibly move like a rippling curtain. It's really brilliant.
Posted by: Heralder at March 25, 2015 11:41 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:38 AM (LA7Cm
Ambiguous about this. By all accounts, Clarkson is a complete dickweed off camera. But he is the backbone of Top Gear and is incredibly entertaining. The show dies without him.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 25, 2015 11:41 AM (KkVB6)
Hi. We're from the IRS....
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 11:41 AM (KnbYp)
Must be some pretty kinky squirrels in Central Park.
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2015 11:41 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 25, 2015 11:42 AM (W5DcG)
with a dildo in our shoe and a pocket full of meth at one point or another?
Posted by: Heralder at March 25, 2015 11:39 AM (/Mxso)
Caught? Never. Uh, I mean, because I've never had those things on my person...yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2015 11:42 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 11:42 AM (F1jFR)
Posted by: Mandy P
Is the American version still around? If so, him moving to it might be interesting.
having said that, he doesn't like Americans, so, I'm not sure how it would work out.
Posted by: Ranger Rick at March 25, 2015 11:43 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2015 11:41 AM (UzPAd)
That's who the meth is for.
Posted by: Heralder at March 25, 2015 11:44 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 25, 2015 11:45 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 25, 2015 11:45 AM (Bn6aD)
Their lease was up.
Posted by: Heralder at March 25, 2015 11:46 AM (/Mxso)
Living in deepest blue Massholistan, I'll be interested to see the responses it generates.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2015 11:46 AM (zF6Iw)
version once - just a fuzzy greenish glowing band along the horizon.
That was from near Fairbanks, in the fall. Wanna see the big bright red
curtains and hear the crackling ina white frozen winter-scape, some day.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2015 11:10 AM (afQnV)
BTDT. About 1984 or 85. Working on a seismic crew near Rainbow Lake, Alberta. Heading back to camp at about 7:00 P.M., full dark because its January. About -30 out. The Northern lights started kicking up big-time. By unspoken consent, we stopped the truck, and six of us got out and stared at the sky until the cold began to sink in. It was awesome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2015 11:47 AM (KefbY)
I have no prob with this, so long as it is voluntary, but it doesn't sound like it is. More like 'you plebes can't follow the speed limit so we are making the speed limit mandatory!!!' Which makes me a bit ragey.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2015 11:47 AM (yRwC8)
Mooch had her fur pulled back into a bun.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 11:47 AM (F1jFR)
The puking chick pic was better.
Posted by: dogfish at March 25, 2015 11:47 AM (1vYi0)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 11:47 AM (CvfV6)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2015 11:47 AM (JBzwC)
Posted by: Feminist art critic at March 25, 2015 11:47 AM (2Ojst)
Mooch had her fur pulled back into a bun.
Okay, so it's safe to say Her "new" haircut awhile back was a wig...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 25, 2015 11:48 AM (Bn6aD)
Living in deepest blue Massholistan, I'll be interested to see the responses it generates.
Over/under on rock thru window?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 11:48 AM (CvfV6)
having said that, he doesn't like Americans, so, I'm not sure how it would work out.
Posted by: Ranger Rick at March 25, 2015 11:43 AM (Spluw)
Given BBC Worldwide produces Top Gear America, not going to happen.
Posted by: steveegg at March 25, 2015 11:48 AM (cL79m)
The National Gallery is near the Mall. I've seen the Church paintings
there. The ones about the stages of life are BIG and I used to take time
out to see them every time I was there.
Posted by: joncelli
Are you thinking of Thomas Cole?
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2015 11:48 AM (YXmuI)
Sunrise Over R'lyeh
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2015 11:49 AM (SpnVI)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2015 11:49 AM (iAUf+)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2015 11:46 AM (zF6Iw)
They might cut you off, ram the side of your car or run you off the road, but that's just how Massholes normally drive, so the reaction will likely be indistinguishable from a normal day.
Posted by: Heralder at March 25, 2015 11:49 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Reggie at March 25, 2015 11:49 AM (F1jFR)
Possible.
That boat ain't going nowhere soon and winter lasts a long time up there.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:49 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 11:48 AM (CvfV6)
4 flat tire and a keying?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 11:49 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2015 11:49 AM (DXzRD)
Aurora borealis vs puking chick = the new longbows vs crossbows debate?
I'm team Aurora, though I do love medieval art in general.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2015 11:49 AM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:38 AM (LA7Cm)
And official this time next week, Hammond, May canned as Top Gear cancelled. Their contracts are up on March 31.
Clarkson's non-compete clock merely got a week's head start.
Posted by: steveegg at March 25, 2015 11:50 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
You'll be told repeatedly that you are #1!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2015 11:50 AM (CvfV6)
Well here in "tolerant" NorCal my niece had all four tires slashed in a parking lot because She had a Bush sign on Her car the last time He ran...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 25, 2015 11:50 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 25, 2015 11:40 AM (0LHZx)
Jasper Blueberry? Not sure about the pornieness of that...
Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 11:51 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 25, 2015 11:51 AM (/pOl7)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2015 11:52 AM (iAUf+)
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I wonder if lawyers can sue in advance of a product coming to market. Class action for people killed by not being able to avoid and outmaneuver a fatal accident.
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2015 11:52 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2015 11:48 AM (YXmuI)
Ugh. You're absolutely right. I'm not all that knowledgeable about American painters so I mixed them up.
Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 11:52 AM (RD7QR)
Clarkson's non-compete clock merely got a week's head start.
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I read earlier this week that Hammond and May refused to do anymore work on the last couple of episodes for the season if Clarkson was excluded, so I'm thinking they may quit. They're a pretty tight crew.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 25, 2015 11:53 AM (KkVB6)
Posted by: dogfish at March 25, 2015 11:53 AM (1vYi0)
Clarkson's non-compete clock merely got a week's head start.
Posted by: steveegg at March 25, 2015 11:50 AM (cL79m)
Didn't May already announce he will not renew?
Posted by: alexthechick - Loganite. With Jazz Hands. at March 25, 2015 11:53 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2015 11:52 AM (iAUf+)
And Teh SCOAMT easing into his announcement that he is really a woman.
Posted by: steveegg at March 25, 2015 11:53 AM (cL79m)
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Bumpersticker seen in a tree in Oklahoma - "I used to be able to outrun tornados"
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2015 11:54 AM (VndSC)
Are you thinking of Thomas Cole?
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2015 11:48 AM (YXmuI)
Ugh. You're absolutely right. I'm not all that knowledgeable about American painters so I mixed them up.
Posted by: joncelli
I only know that because they're some of my favorites.
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2015 11:54 AM (YXmuI)
If it walks like a girl and throws like a girl it must be a.....
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 25, 2015 11:54 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Mr. Natural
Dunno. It'd be nice, and I remember when Breitbart would visit ( I was there!). But as others have noted, we're not representative of any major group; we're more attuned and focused ideologically.
Unless he was looking for conservative versus RINO, I'm not sure what he'd gain from us. Ace and the cob-loggers hit some good stuff.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2015 11:54 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2015 11:48 AM (YXmuI)
Ugh. You're absolutely right. I'm not all that knowledgeable about American painters so I mixed them up.
Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 11:52 AM (RD7QR)
They are from the same school of painting, so is no shame to mix them up! Cole was Church's mentor. In the right ballpark!
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2015 11:54 AM (yRwC8)
I'm waiting for the "kill" switch for the police. Someone won't stop throw the switch and kill the engine.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 11:55 AM (S+el1)
_________________________________________
Cujo Malcolm X?
Bitch, please.
Posted by: Leroy the Crack Dealer from Malcolm X Blvd., Harlem at March 25, 2015 11:55 AM (iAUf+)
I think Condi always had her own hair, though.
Michelle's hair in the bun looked very thin. I'm pretty sure that's her own hair. Which means the full bouncy hair she's always sporting is also her hair, but of a different type. (I mean, if you pay for a weave or wig, it's yours, right? )
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2015 11:55 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 25, 2015 11:53 AM (KkVB6)
Didn't May already announce he will not renew?
Posted by: alexthechick - Loganite. With Jazz Hands. at March 25, 2015 11:53 AM (mf5HN)
Wouldn't surprise me. May's Twitter bio says he's a former TV presenter, though I haven't heard anything official.
The bad news is Clarkson sold the Top Gear name and concept to BBC a couple years ago.
Posted by: steveegg at March 25, 2015 11:55 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: toby928(C) mutters at March 25, 2015 11:56 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 25, 2015 11:40 AM (0LHZx)
And here's where I mention that a girl I once dated was named Ginger Love.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2015 11:56 AM (zF6Iw)
speed limit and automatically slows down the car to that speed. sort
like a wifi cruise control.
One of the German automakers (I forget which) already has that. According to reports from mein Freund, it's not smart enough to distinguish between a speed limit sign on the road and the stickers on the backs of trucks that show how fast the truck is allowed to go.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 11:56 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 11:55 AM (S+el1)
Government Motors beat you to it - OnStar features that.
Posted by: steveegg at March 25, 2015 11:56 AM (cL79m)
May's comments this morning were along the lines that they worked as an ensemble cast and that's the only way it worked for them.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:56 AM (LA7Cm)
I enjoy his dry wit on the radio tremendously.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 11:56 AM (F1jFR)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2015 11:57 AM (lG2E3)
I think it's that there's lots of good stuff on this site, both humorous and biting, and new ideas, or at least ideas being taken for a spin. Sure, there's also lots of dreck, but dreck here is a lot less noticeable than dreck on a national website.
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2015 11:57 AM (YXmuI)
this mentioned, but Ford has come out with an "Intelligent Speed
Limiter," reads the speed limit and automatically slows down the car to
that speed. sort like a wifi cruise control.
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Bumpersticker seen in a tree in Oklahoma - "I used to be able to outrun tornados"
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2015 11:54 AM (VndSC)
If a car slows down when I press the gas pedal the following occurs:
vehicle is placed 800 meters down range.
ammo is purchased
there is a lot of shooting
vehicle explodes
The End.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 11:57 AM (x3YFz)
How much can it be replicated and not be accused of stealing the concept? All 3 have their contracts ending and they can go on to greener pastures.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 25, 2015 11:57 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:57 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 11:51 AM (RD7QR)
Yeah, go for a re-do.
Posted by: Hawk Thunderschlong at March 25, 2015 11:57 AM (17gex)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 11:56 AM (/kI1Q)
The FHA considers that a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: steveegg at March 25, 2015 11:58 AM (cL79m)
Meh.
Sure, there's been the occasional decent bits (the drive thru the Ukraine comes to mind), but (IMO) the real reason for the shows pop culture status was (primarily) Clarkson's anti US spew, esp. during the latter part of Bush's 2nd term.
Was a real fav amongst the illiterati ...
So now that they're thru with him? No tears, mate.
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 11:58 AM (KnbYp)
this mentioned, but Ford has come out with an "Intelligent Speed Limiter," reads the speed limit and automatically slows down the car to that speed. sort like a wifi cruise control.
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Remember - these are the same guys that came out with the Edsel.
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2015 11:58 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2015 11:57 AM (LA7Cm)
Sounds like a Star Wars character.
Posted by: Heralder at March 25, 2015 11:58 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2015 11:56 AM (zF6Iw)
Girl I once worked with was named Candy Beaver. She was one tough girl. Really sick parents to name a girl that.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 11:59 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2015 11:59 AM (xWW96)
Or going back to it. I guess they were a thing in the 60s/70s? Definitely have come and gone over the centuries.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 11:59 AM (/kI1Q)
My RSO cert is up next month and you reminded me I need to take the recert class. +5 barrel bonus to Roy!
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 11:59 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 25, 2015 12:00 PM (/pOl7)
The same media who told you that Obama is a genius, is telling you that Cruz is stupid.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 12:00 PM (F1jFR)
This comes as no surprise since we have Kardashian in the Oval Office.
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2015 12:00 PM (UzPAd)
Lollapalooza's headline act will be Paul McCatrney this year
Nothing screams "youth and counter-culture" like a guy whose music was old when your parents were your age.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 11:25 AM (/kI1Q)"
Let's all get up and dance to a song that was a hit before your mother was born.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 25, 2015 12:00 PM (KDbAT)
On FB today, hippie posts a meme that says "For a party that claims to have 'Christian values,' the Republicans sure seem to want to cut funding for the poor."
To which I responded, "Caring for the poor does not mean taking money for ineffective and wasteful government programs at the point of a gun."
To which - and I sh*t you not - she responded, in part, "Social Security is the most successful government programs ever, and has never had any funds taken at the point of a gun."
How do you begin to reason with these people, when they take it as-read that an abject failure like SS is in fact a resounding success?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 25, 2015 12:00 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: toby928(C) mutters at March 25, 2015 12:01 PM (evdj2)
Since a lot of Utah streets are on a numbered grid system, that could be hilarious. If your pet's name was Ginger and you grew up on 5th South, could be "Ginger 500." Sounds like a fembot.
Or could be "Ginger South", which works surprisingly well...
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2015 12:01 PM (yRwC8)
You don't.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2015 12:01 PM (lG2E3)
Edsel was actually a pretty refined automobile for the times.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 12:01 PM (F1jFR)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 11:59 AM (/kI1Q)
I guess so, especially the 60s. Although black women are the queens of weave, especially since I don't think you can do a sew-in weave with most white hair.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 25, 2015 12:02 PM (shFKH)
Wait, Sir Paul was in a band BEFORE 'Wings'? And didn't they have their own TV show?
Posted by: Leader of tomorrow at March 25, 2015 12:02 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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In many way, this is the story of Obama...
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2015 12:02 PM (VndSC)
"Try not paying it."
Posted by: toby928(C) mutters at March 25, 2015 12:02 PM (evdj2)
that an abject failure like SS is in fact a resounding success?
You can't reason someone out of a position they weren't reasoned into in the first place, but you can mock the shit out of them. Every dime that was ever paid out for Social Security was first taken at the point of a gun.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 12:02 PM (/kI1Q)
How do you begin to reason with these people, when they take it
as-read that an abject failure like SS is in fact a resounding success?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 25, 2015 12:00 PM (vgIRn)
heh. easily.
Ask her what happens if you decide to say FU to your social security tax.
Of course, you have to go in knowing she probably has 0 grasp of causality and/or logic.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 12:02 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 11:56 AM (/kI1Q)
The FHA considers that a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: steveegg at March 25, 2015 11:58 AM (cL79m)
Just wait until autonomous cars, when the police can remotely take control of your vehicle and put it in their garage with you in it. Good totalitarian fun.
Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 12:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: toby928(C) mutters at March 25, 2015 12:03 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 11:59 AM (S+el1)"
Well, I gave her than name then I said good bye
I knew she'd have to get tough or die
And it's that name that helped to make her strong
Posted by: Johnny Cash at March 25, 2015 12:04 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 12:04 PM (F1jFR)
Did anyone else see the huge traffic jam in Seattle yesterday? Started at 2:30 and still not cleared 8 hours later.
Bwahahahaha!!!!! Fools. One truck tips over and the city is gridlocked for hours.
Hey Seattle, keep voting in those Liberals.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2015 12:04 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: toby928(C) mutters at March 25, 2015 12:04 PM (evdj2)
Wait till someone hacks one of those driverless cars. Then the fun begins.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 12:04 PM (S+el1)
Hey, he was a Pomeranian-poodle with a big mustache and an attitude.
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2015 12:05 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2015 12:05 PM (VndSC)
The Monkees?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 25, 2015 12:05 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 12:02 PM (/kI1Q)
And then spent decades before the potential beneficiary tries to collect on the "promise".
Posted by: steveegg at March 25, 2015 12:05 PM (cL79m)
But no Madonna. Not inviting her to the White House might be the only intelligent thing Obama has done in his entire presidency.
>>> Lollapalooza's headline act will be Paul McCatrney this year
He just did a successful top 40 hit with Kanye and Rihanna...maybe they are hoping by booking him the other two show up? But yeah, otherwise an eyebrow raising choice.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2015 12:05 PM (yRwC8)
*waves at Kevin*
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2015 12:06 PM (DztSP)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 25, 2015 12:06 PM (Bn6aD)
Did anyone else see the huge traffic jam in Seattle yesterday? Started at 2:30 and still not cleared 8 hours later.
Bwahahahaha!!!!! Fools. One truck tips over and the city is gridlocked for hours.
Hey Seattle, keep voting in those Liberals.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2015 12:04 PM (08Znv)
Got to spend all those highway dollars on light rail, otherwise people will drive too much.
Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 12:06 PM (RD7QR)
Heck, I'd go further and posit that she has no clue about FICA or other withholding....
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 12:06 PM (KnbYp)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 12:06 PM (S+el1)
Max Browndale
No way am I changing careers.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 25, 2015 12:06 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: toby928(C) mutters at March 25, 2015 12:06 PM (evdj2)
Shouldn't be hard.
Many high end vehicles now use the vehicles entertainment system to alter the perceived sound of the exhaust to the driver.
It's sort of like hair weaves.
Fake
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 12:07 PM (F1jFR)
weren't reasoned into in the first place, but you can mock the shit out
of them. Every dime that was ever paid out for Social Security was first
taken at the point of a gun.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 12:02 PM (/kI1Q)
exactly. You'll get more mileage smashing yourself in the face with a hammer before you'll make ground with a logical argument with a liberal.
You can't win a debate when you are coming from cogent, steel-cold logic and they're approaching it from warm fuzzy fantasy emotion land.
So don't bother.
Just find new and ever-more-fun ways to make them uncomfortable without them knowing you did it. it's a true art form.
Example: when a known lib walks up, just to a quick "sniff" of the air and that little facial expression like you just smelled dog shit. Then act perfectly normal. Their subconscious will pick it up and it will haunt them.
I'm a master at brainfuckery.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 12:07 PM (x3YFz)
How do you begin to reason with these people, when they take it as-read that an abject failure like SS is in fact a resounding success?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 25, 2015 12:00 PM (vgIRn)
I'm more interested in the never have funds been taken at the point of a gun part. Where does she think the money comes from? The Social Security fairy?
Posted by: alexthechick - Loganite. With Jazz Hands. at March 25, 2015 12:08 PM (mf5HN)
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That actually was the original working title for the Bee Gees' "How Deep is your Love".
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2015 12:08 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 12:08 PM (F1jFR)
>>>If a car slows down when I press the gas pedal the following occurs:
vehicle is placed 800 meters down range.
ammo is purchased
there is a lot of shooting
vehicle explodes
The End.
***
Yes. That seems like an insanely bad idea from a safety perspective.
Posted by: Lea at March 25, 2015 12:08 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: HH at March 25, 2015 12:08 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: wrg500
Anyone else remember the poor woman who went into a bank in N California, and was taken hostage by robbers? She was shot ten times. All by the cops.
Imagine the carnage when police attempt to take control, remotely, of cars in motion. They can't serve warrants without shooting the shit out of dogs, problems that the USPS, UPS, FedEx don't seem to have, can't or won't enforce fire discipline and condone everything from shooting repeatedly at two asian women thinking that they're one black guy, to half-assed SWAT raids.
Mistakes will be made, innocent people will die and be maimed, and criminals injured will get standing to sue.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2015 12:09 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 25, 2015 12:09 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 25, 2015 12:09 PM (KnbYp)
I've long suspected he and Goldberg both are closet Morons.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 25, 2015 12:09 PM (DT3rQ)
By: Bob's...
I usually chuckle when non-Christians weigh in on "Christian values". They self identify their ignorance of Christianity as well as their poor interactive skills by speaking out their ass on a topic they know nothing about.
Posted by: dogfish at March 25, 2015 12:10 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: Lea at March 25, 2015 12:08 PM (lIU4e)
...and exactly why it should be done.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 12:10 PM (x3YFz)
the stay on obamas illegal amnesty. Don't know if that is good or bad...
Well it is one of the most conservative Courts; I'd say the chances are good that they keep the injunction in place and send it on to the SC.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2015 12:10 PM (DztSP)
Agreed. Too bad, I have always liked Fords.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 25, 2015 12:10 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2015 12:01 PM (F1jFR)
My wife and I had Bloody Mary's with Edith Ford on board her boat (Onika). She was Edsel's daughter in law, widow of Benson Ford (a legendary drinker).
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2015 12:10 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: toby928(C) mutters at March 25, 2015 12:06 PM (evdj2)
I'm partial to "nickelfucker," myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2015 12:11 PM (zF6Iw)
that others have conjectured that Kevin Williamson is a lurking lurker
what lurks at the HQ. References to Cthulhu and SMOD in one article?
I've long suspected he and Goldberg both are closet Morons.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 25, 2015 12:09 PM (DT3rQ)
smart military blog winz
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 12:11 PM (x3YFz)
remotely take control of your vehicle and put it in their garage with
you in it. Good totalitarian fun.
Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 12:03 PM (RD7QR)"
That day might be now. Already many cars use Blue Tooth to connect to the engine computer for diagnostics and to change parameters. They don't use passwords or any other form of security. I don't know about steering and brakes but it ought to be possible to use an overpowered Blue Tooth transmitter with a directional antenna to tell your engine to go as fast as possible while you try to steer without hitting anything or flipping over.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 25, 2015 12:11 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: joncelli at March 25, 2015 12:03 PM (RD7QR)
That's the plan.
Posted by: steveegg at March 25, 2015 12:11 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2015 12:11 PM (zF6Iw)
I so should have copyrighted that one. Would it be punny if I claimed credit for coining that term?
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 12:12 PM (x3YFz)
That day might be now. Already many cars use
Blue Tooth to connect to the engine computer for diagnostics and to
change parameters. They don't use passwords or any other form of
security. I don't know about steering and brakes but it ought to be
possible to use an overpowered Blue Tooth transmitter with a directional
antenna to tell your engine to go as fast as possible while you try to
steer without hitting anything or flipping over.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 25, 2015 12:11 PM (KDbAT)
I have two vehicles that are old school and a 3d incoming.
79 camaro
05 Xterra
81 Ford pick up (the incoming)
all are well maintained. No GPS,
FU mad max. I got this.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 25, 2015 12:14 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2015 12:16 PM (yRwC8)
How do you begin to reason with these people, when they take itas-read that an abject failure like SS is in fact a resounding success?Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 25, 2015 12:00 PM (vgIRn)****************************************
You should at least post a response. William Lane Craig is under no illusion that he will change his opponent's mind in debate. He does it so those sitting on the fence can see that he has logic and facts on his side.
Do your duty. People might be watching.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 25, 2015 12:17 PM (xkSSa)
Cornell dean says ISIS and Hamas welcome on campus.
http://tinyurl.com/ncrwubf
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 12:20 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 25, 2015 12:25 PM (mouis)
Cornell dean says ISIS and Hamas welcome on campus.
http://tinyurl.com/ncrwubf
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2015 12:20 PM (S+el1)
The dean should have a cross burned into his forehead and dropped off in syria.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2015 12:27 PM (FMbng)
Come on fellas, haven't we all been caught
with a dildo in our shoe and a pocket full of meth at one point or another?
Posted by: Heralder at March 25, 2015 11:39 AM (/Mxso)
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Well yeah, now that you mention it.....
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