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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | News Stuff, Plus a DogAs corrupt as the night is dark. Alejandro Mayorkas, the former director of U.S. Customs and Immigration Services, favored projects championed by Nevada U.S. Sen. Harry Reid, Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe, and Hillary Clinton’s brother Tony Rodham, according to an explosive new report from the Department of Homeland Security inspector’s general (IG). The IG concluded its investigation into whether Mayorkas, now the deputy secretary at DHS, "exerted improper influence" in the adjudication of the Employee-Based Fifth Preference (EB-5), which allows aliens to invest $500,000 in U.S. companies in order to gain residency for themselves and their families. And indeed, the IG determined that Mayorkas did improperly exert his influence, and on behalf of companies with ties to Reid, McAuliffe, and Rodham. "Mayorkas communicated with stakeholders on substantive issues, outside of the normal adjudicatory process, and intervened with the career USCIS staff in ways that benefited the stakeholders," the report reads, noting that in each of those cases the outcome would have been different if not for Mayorkas' intervention. ... The IG, which began its investigations in Sept. 2012, also found that the number and variety of witnesses was “highly unusual” and characterized Mayorkas' level of intervention as "unprecedented." ... In an unrelated case, Rodham’s position with Gulf Coast earned him a spot on the board of a gold mining company with interests in Haiti. Rodham met the owner of that company, VCS Mining, at an event for the Clinton Global Initiative, his sister's "charity."I put the quotes around "charity" myself there at the end. Nobel Peace Prize winner Obama slowing the withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan. A lot of soldiers are going to be left in an indefensibly weak position, just so Obama can say he's not blowing Afghanistan in exactly the same way he blew Iraq. resident Barack Obama on Tuesday reversed plans to withdraw about 5,000 US troops from Afghanistan this year, an overture to the country's new reform-minded leader. Hosting Ashraf Ghani at the White House for a first presidential head-to-head, Obama agreed to keep the current level of 9,800 US troops in the war-torn country until the end of 2015. "President Ghani had requested some flexibility on our drawdown timelines," Obama said at a joint news conference, adding a decision to meet that request "reflects our reinvigorated partnership with Afghanistan."By the way, he called Ghani "Karzai" during the event, because he's a just-barely-average-IQ idiot who's also lazy. This AP reporter, Mike Lee, has some questions for the State Department's resident Dummy Jen Psaki.
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Ace on fire!
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 24, 2015 07:53 PM (Bn6aD) 2
And, as promised, Fritz the Golden Retriever, a dog who catches food in his mouth the way Barack Obama governs.
Hah! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 07:53 PM (8ZskC) 3
Correction: Obama doesn't govern. He reigns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 07:54 PM (8ZskC) 4
Yup , had a dog that was just about as good as that dog at catching...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 24, 2015 07:55 PM (Bn6aD) 5
When it's raining porridge, those Clintons always have their bowls right side up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 07:55 PM (8ZskC) 6
When it's raining porridge, those Clintons always have their bowls right side up.
Or Hillary s shot glass... Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 24, 2015 07:56 PM (Bn6aD) 7
Ads are crashing my browser (Opera). Something about "scripts."
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 24, 2015 07:56 PM (yxw0r) 8
These are Democrats and this is what they do.
Posted by: Mister Magic at March 24, 2015 07:58 PM (nbgPm) 9
Pro tip: don't let the scripts run (noscript)
So if I understand this right. You can get into the country by walking thru the desert, or by paying half a million. Does this create a market for getting paid to do the walking? Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 24, 2015 07:59 PM (zauWW) 10
Obviously, this IG needs to be charged with something.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:59 PM (MMC8r) 11
Correction: Obama doesn't govern. He reigns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 07:54 PM (8ZskC) You say that like it's a bad thing. Posted by: King Barack I, Lion of Hyde Park, Keeper of the Holy Sites of Harvard and Punahou at March 24, 2015 08:00 PM (V+kmg) 12
...and I'm going to guess that nothing at all will happen to McAulliffe, Rodham, Reid or anyone else with a (D) after their name.
Posted by: Null at March 24, 2015 08:02 PM (xjpRj) 13
The Clintons are a criminal organization, modern-day grifters and racketeers who are only Democrats because they know that provides them with a certain amount of protection from the media. In an earlier age, Bill would've sent young Chelsea door-to-door selling bibles to widows whilst Hillary stayed home and perused the personals for lonely heart ads from lonely old men. They are despicable.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 24, 2015 08:03 PM (ppaKI) 14
Rodham was mentioned as getting foreign kickbacks along with the Clinton foundation, IIRC.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:03 PM (MMC8r) 15
In an earlier age, Bill would've sent young Chelsea door-to-door selling bibles to widows whilst Hillary stayed home and perused the personals for lonely heart ads from lonely old men. They are despicable.
Bonnie and Clyde. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:03 PM (MMC8r) 16
"Left to wonder"? I don't, and I never did: all we have EVER needed to know is in the man's close personal relationships with Wright and Ayers. Everything else has just been confirmation of the obvious.
Posted by: Bubba at March 24, 2015 08:04 PM (bpn7O) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 24, 2015 08:04 PM (zRby/) 18
OK, so he can't field. Can he hit dingers?
Posted by: pro scout at March 24, 2015 08:05 PM (55Dpa) 19
We had an Irish Setter that'd catch a whole meatball on the fly and swallow it without chewing. Mom was not amused.
Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2015 08:05 PM (DL2i+) 20
That's one of the beautiful things about the B Splits. Was Fleegle a golden retriever? I kind of figured yellow lab. But it was always irrelevant, man! No one questioned, oh was Bingo a highlands gorilla or a lowlands gorilla or is Snorky an African or Asian elephant - if was just hey dog, gorilla, elephant, rapist lion - BOOM - the B Splits!
There's a lesson in there, man. Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 08:05 PM (vXAXB) 21
That's one of the beautiful things about the B Splits. Was Fleegle a golden retriever? I kind of figured yellow lab. But it was always irrelevant, man! No one questioned, oh was Bingo a highlands gorilla or a lowlands gorilla or is Snorky an African or Asian elephant - if was just hey dog, gorilla, elephant, rapist lion - BOOM - the B Splits!
There's a lesson in there, man. Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 08:05 PM (vXAXB) You forgot Drooper. Jus sayin Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 08:06 PM (V+kmg) 22
I thought for sure the dog link was going to be the London Boys.
A sincere thank you for the disappointment. Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 24, 2015 08:07 PM (xSCb6) 23
So fucking awesome. I can't get over the image.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 08:07 PM (rwI+c) 24
That's one of the beautiful things about the B Splits.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 08:05 PM (vXAXB) I think your obsession with 'banana splits' isn't healthy, Bruce. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:08 PM (MMC8r) 25
Somehow or other I am on a Yahoo Politics email list. I did not ask to be on this list. I did not sign into this list. Yet here this email is, in my inbox. *ponders leaving Yahoo*
Is being curated by some big glasses scrunt named Garance Franke-Ruta. I swear that must be a made up Whodehouse-ian name, right? Jeebus. Top story: Sekkkrit donation for Walker uncovered in dark money probe! Other stories: Is John Kasich the GOP secret weapon? Hillary vs the record keepers Is Cruz reviving the evangelical fervor of the 80s? Bite me Yahoo. Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 08:08 PM (yRwC8) 26
Defying the Man, and seasoning your food with a little dirt makes it taste that much better.
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2015 08:09 PM (ty633) 27
>>Bonnie and Clyde.
Nah, not their style. They're usually very careful to maintain a degree of separation from their crimes. That way, everyone around them goes to jail, while they get richer. Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 24, 2015 08:11 PM (ppaKI) 28
And, as promised, Fritz the Golden Retriever, a dog who catches food in his mouth the way Barack Obama governs. And Barack Obama eats dog, and governs about as well as Fritz controls his bowels. ... ahh ... irony. ISWYDT, Ace. Posted by: Cohen the Barbarian at March 24, 2015 08:11 PM (FlRtG) 29
lulz @ the S&H Green Stamps! Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 08:11 PM (99lLg) 30
Is Cruz reviving the evangelical fervor of the 80s?
That always cracked me up when it was supposed to be a thing and I never saw it. Anywhere. Because that was only way Reagan could get elected. *hits head against wall repeatedly* Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at March 24, 2015 08:12 PM (APVL6) Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 08:13 PM (MDgS8) 32
Stupid dog. It's funny cuz he can't catch.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 08:13 PM (Dj0WE) 33
President Vagina is upset with allies spying? WTF?
Posted by: Angela Merkel at March 24, 2015 08:14 PM (i55o+) 34
Have the dog's owners considered that their pooch might have bad eyes?
Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 24, 2015 08:16 PM (FkgZk) 35
Obviously that dog is an only dog. My pack of shelties would've been like locusts around that golden.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 24, 2015 08:16 PM (Opyrm) 36
And the "home" "pageup" "pagedown" and "end" buttons don't work.
I think my Windows 8 is valiantly fighting against the change. Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 08:16 PM (MDgS8) 37
Fritz' owner can't throw for sh*t.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 08:16 PM (NeFrd) 38
I almost felt bad watching Matt Lee completely pwn Psaki. She's just so dumb and out of her depth.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 08:17 PM (mx5oN) 39
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at March 24, 2015 08:12 PM (APVL6)
So is the MSM trying to warn us that a Ted Cruz run is a revival of the Reagan 80s? Because I don't think it is the boogeyman scare tactic they think it is... Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 08:17 PM (g8umy) 40
Preezy Butthurt will be the death of many for reasons known only to him, but mainly vanity.
The Clinton's initiated the Ozark Longmarch back when Bill was the Atty Gen of AR, they have not slowed down and if anything, have become the biggest pair of grifters ever seen in the US. Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 24, 2015 08:18 PM (74McK) 41
Argent... so they're like, a band, with one dude, and four ugly long-haired chicks?
Or is it five chicks, but one of the chicks has a mustache? Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 08:18 PM (Dj0WE) 42
32 Stupid dog. It's funny cuz he can't catch.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 08:13 PM (Dj0WE) IT'S FUNNY CUZ HE CAN'T CATCH?! Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at March 24, 2015 08:18 PM (mx5oN) 43
President Vagina is upset with allies spying? WTF?
************ The article I read says the US discovered the Israelis were spying on us, as a result of us spying on them. Oh, the utterly contrived outrage!!! Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 24, 2015 08:19 PM (FkgZk) 44
I almost felt bad watching Matt Lee completely pwn Psaki. She's just so dumb and out of her depth.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 08:17 PM (mx5oN) Really? I might feel bad if someone pounded Psaki into a pile of quivering goo, but anything less than that doesn't really faze me. She deserves every bit of shit she gets. Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 08:19 PM (KuU4f) 45
And by pounded, I mean not in a sexual way.
Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 08:20 PM (KuU4f) 46
Really? I might feel bad if someone pounded Psaki into a pile of quivering goo, but anything less than that doesn't really faze me. She deserves every bit of shit she gets.
I said almost. Didn't quite get there, though. Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 08:21 PM (mx5oN) 47
""By the way, he called Ghani "Karzai" during the event, because he's a just-barely-average-IQ idiot who's also lazy.""
Its amazing that he is such a retard. The left and the media spun such an amazing tale of brilliance around this dude, but in the end he is just a complete fucking clueless retard. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2015 08:22 PM (FMbng) 48
I said almost. Didn't quite get there, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 08:21 PM (mx5oN) Ah. So you were all, "Aw that poor....hey where's my beer?" Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 08:22 PM (KuU4f) 49
So is the MSM trying to warn us that a Ted Cruz run is a revival of the Reagan 80s? Because I don't think it is the boogeyman scare tactic they think it is...
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 08:17 PM (g8umy) Not with us, but I have to wonder about all the special snowflakes who had it pounded in their widdle heads, ever since, by ex-hippie teachers who had strokes in Nov of 80. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at March 24, 2015 08:23 PM (APVL6) 50
Anybody want to bet that Fritz has figured out that if he actually catches the food that his owner will stop throwing it? He's no dummy.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 08:23 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: Clueless retards everywhere at March 24, 2015 08:24 PM (F1jFR) 52
@DRUDGE_REPORT
GOOGLE average$ one White House meeting a week... http://drudge.tw/1Isq2Ru Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 08:25 PM (ZPrif) 53
The article I read says the US discovered the Israelis were spying on us, as a result of us spying on them.
Oh, the utterly contrived outrage!!! Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 24, 2015 08:19 PM (FkgZk) B-b-b-b-b-but....USS Liberty!!!!11!!!!eleBinTY!!!!111 Posted by: Average Hector at March 24, 2015 08:25 PM (APVL6) 54
Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman
Obama blows off NATO officials despite war in Europe: https://twitter.com/noahcrothman/status/580522504768360448 Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 08:26 PM (ZPrif) 55
Fritz the Dog is useless.
Posted by: Fritz the Cat at March 24, 2015 08:26 PM (l3vZN) 56
looking at Cruz in the past few days, I expect the MSM to do a lot of images of Cruz that are meant to remind us of Nixon and Joe McCarthy.
In any event, if Cruz is the nominee in 2016, I look forward to the Cruz & Hillary debates. I will hope that Cruz responds to at least a few questions with "shoulda coulda woulds" and "that depends on what the mean of the word "is" is". Posted by: mallfly at March 24, 2015 08:26 PM (vcI3n) Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 08:27 PM (MDgS8) 58
Obama is refusing to meet with the head of NATO.
Yet he meets with Google Exec$ once a week. Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 08:28 PM (ZPrif) 59
I saw Pile of Quivering Goo open for Pussy Riot at the HemisFair Arena in 1992.
Posted by: Trav at March 24, 2015 08:28 PM (pz7Dp) 60
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 08:28 PM (vXAXB) 61
Ghani or Karzai, they're both good Muslims who hate America and in the spirit of cooperation, I love both of these principled men. Posted by: Hussein the Magnificent at March 24, 2015 08:28 PM (P330y) 62
For all I know Matte Lee from the AP voted for Obama twice, but- boy- it's pretty obvious when he asks Psaki questions that he's thinking, "What planet did this laying dimwit, drop from?." Biggest laugh b/t she and Lee was when she said something like "What kind of pie would you like to discuss, Matt-Blueberry? Apple?" I guess it had something to do with a question about a piece of the pie. and she ran with it. And as far as I'm concerned, whenever somebody who doesn't know you personally keeps using your first name. i.e.. "I'm trying to tell you this, Matt." "What we're trying to do here, Matt." "Blah, blah, blah....Matt" is being uppity and trying to diminish what your saying while trying to appear approachable.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 08:29 PM (DXzRD) 63
@joshrogin scoop: Obama snubs NATO chief at moment of crisis.
www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-03-24/obama-snubs-nato-chief-as-crisis-rages via @BV President Barack Obama has yet to meet with the new head of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, and won't see Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg this week, even though he is in Washington for three days. Stoltenberg’s office requested a meeting with Obama well in advance of the visit, but never heard anything from the White House, two sources close to the NATO chief told me. The leaders of almost all the other 28 NATO member countries have made time for Stoltenberg since he took over the world's largest military alliance in October. Stoltenberg, twice the prime minister of Norway, met Monday with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper in Ottawa to discuss the threat of the Islamic State and the crisis in Ukraine, two issues near the top of Obama's agenda. Kurt Volker, who served as the U.S. permanent representative to NATO under both President George W. Bush and Obama, said the president broke a long tradition. “The Bush administration held a firm line that if the NATO secretary general came to town, he would be seen by the president ... so as not to diminish his stature or authority,” he told me. Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 08:29 PM (ZPrif) 64
And by pounded, I mean not in a sexual way.
Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 08:20 PM (KuU4f) There you go again....just taking allllllll the fun out of it. Jeesh Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 08:30 PM (V+kmg) 65
I think it's cute that we still have Inspector Generals.
How quaint. That's so first worldy. Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 08:27 PM (MDgS I'm picturing a bunch of guys with pencil thin mustaches, french hats, and whistles. Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 08:31 PM (Dj0WE) 66
John Podhoretz on Cavuto now. He is really starting to resemble Ed Wynn.
Posted by: mallfly at March 24, 2015 08:31 PM (vcI3n) Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:32 PM (MMC8r) 68
56 looking at Cruz in the past few days, I expect the MSM to do a lot of images of Cruz that are meant to remind us of Nixon and Joe McCarthy.
Already started: http://tinyurl.com/pm6289e http://tinyurl.com/pykgs7l Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at March 24, 2015 08:32 PM (APVL6) 69
Re: Psaki
When your chief standard for an employee is that they be completely loyal and be willing to tell outrageous lies on a daily basis, you have many choices, but few good ones. And the really good ones are already elected. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2015 08:33 PM (bLnSU) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 08:33 PM (NeFrd) 71
I'm picturing a bunch of guys with pencil thin mustaches, french hats, and whistles.
Undersecretary Attache to the Adjutant of the Ministry of Inspector Generals. Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 08:33 PM (MDgS8) 72
No but seriously, Inspector Generals are prolly a bunch of GS15s, flying around the country first class, inspecting stuff in a serious and inspectory way.
I bet they write reports. Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 08:33 PM (Dj0WE) 73
he Bush administration held a firm line that if the NATO secretary general came to town, he would be seen by the president ... so as not to diminish his stature or authority
Barky is sooooo predictable Posted by: Clueless retards everywhere at March 24, 2015 08:34 PM (F1jFR) 74
Someone have the link to the most recent Matt Lee evisceration of Psaki?
I had it earlier but lost it after I went to get a box of tissues and a bottle of Jergens. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 08:34 PM (V+kmg) 75
Why is Obama refusing to meet with the head of NATO?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 08:35 PM (ZPrif) 76
Mike Lee becomes Matt Lee.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 24, 2015 08:36 PM (W5DcG) 77
LOL, that dog is hilarious!!!
Posted by: Peaches at March 24, 2015 08:36 PM (EgOr3) 78
Ace -
You rendered the reporter's name as "Mike Lee". The following Twitter bit has his name as "Matt Lee". Which one's right? Posted by: junior at March 24, 2015 08:36 PM (UWFpX) 79
Harry Reid is also willing to accept custody of foreign youths to "mentor" in lieu of cash. Anyway, that's the word on the street, from anonymous sources.
Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2015 08:36 PM (vd4oB) Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:36 PM (MMC8r) 81
Why is Obama refusing to meet with the head of NATO?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 08:35 PM (ZPrif) He's a petulant jerk? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2015 08:37 PM (bLnSU) 82
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 08:30 PM (V+kmg)
That's me. The fun killer. I always tell my dogs, "moms are no fun." Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 08:37 PM (KuU4f) Posted by: playing the odds at March 24, 2015 08:37 PM (55Dpa) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 08:37 PM (NeFrd) 85
The President's schedule is booked solid and there is absolutely no time available to visit with the head of NATO. We regret this inconvenience, and will make special plans for a face-to-face on his next visit to America, providing President Obama is available for and his schedule is open for trivial matters. Posted by: Josh Earnest at March 24, 2015 08:38 PM (P330y) 86
Why is Obama refusing to meet with the head of NATO?
***** BHO is embarrassed to admit he doesn't speak Austrian. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 08:38 PM (NeFrd) 87
"No one is better in a briefing room than Matt Lee."
We can think of literally dozens of exceptions to that statement. Maybe even hundreds. Posted by: John F. Kennedy and Bill Clinton at March 24, 2015 08:38 PM (amQXf) 88
Obama doesn't have NATO in his bracket.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (W5DcG) 89
Harry Reid is also willing to accept custody of
foreign youths to "mentor" in lieu of cash. Anyway, that's the word on the street, from anonymous sources. Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2015 08:36 PM (vd4oB) I heard Hillary tried that, but the children became oddly fearful in her presence and begged to go back to the refugee camps where they felt safe. Posted by: Peaches at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (EgOr3) Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (MMC8r) 91
I can't actually read any more about SJW/ultra-lib campus insanity.
It's like I see their words/faces and my whole brain turns red and buzzy . . My eldest is not that far away from college-age and she doesn't seem interested in service acadamies or freaking Hillsdale. We're Catholic so. . . hahaha the SJW is very strong on Catholic campuses (campi)? ARGH oh and I'm worried about that dog. that is just not normal. Posted by: UppityBlackOrchid at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (mJUSR) 92
I suspect the poor doggie is losing his eyesight. So, why are we laughing? Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (iQIUe) 93
The WSJ says of Obama's Mean Girlish temper tantrums: Americans and the world is left to wonder just whose side Mr. Obama is on.
Thanks, Ace. I hope I may use this line for my whitebooard sign outside tomorrow Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (DXzRD) 94
That's me. The fun killer. I always tell my dogs, "moms are no fun."
Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 08:37 PM (KuU4f) C'mon! Moms can be fun! With the right combination of slow jazz, alcohol and Rohypnol, I mean. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 08:40 PM (V+kmg) 95
Why is Obama refusing to meet with the head of NATO?
*** BHO couldn't face him 'cause his brackets had Russia over NATO in the European regional semifinals. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 08:40 PM (NeFrd) 96
Obama ate that dog.
Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 08:40 PM (D3v0J) 97
Nice treats, tho.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 08:41 PM (iQIUe) 98
You might consider Franciscan University of Steubenville. It's a good school and reliably conservative Catholic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 08:41 PM (DXzRD) 99
75 Why is Obama refusing to meet with the head of NATO?
Is there a punch line? Considered, and rejected: 1. Cuz he might make a hole in one. 2. The one with the dirty knees. 3. I said 'bring me the head of NATO,' not on a silver platter! Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 08:41 PM (Dj0WE) 100
oh and I'm worried about that dog. that is just not normal.
Posted by: UppityBlackOrchid at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (mJUSR) Don't be worried. I have a Great Pyr/Goldie who catches about as well. We figure he has bad eyes and he's a bit coordination-challenged as well. It happens. Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 08:41 PM (KuU4f) 101
The dog is either going blind (most likely), or was tossed something hard once that hurt his teeth. Not funny either way-
Posted by: Browndog at March 24, 2015 08:42 PM (NGrWP) 102
Tony Rodham got gold mines in Haiti. I got boy-mines in Mexico. A win-win for everybody.
Posted by: Harry Reid, Searchlight Strangler at March 24, 2015 08:42 PM (vd4oB) 103
You might consider Franciscan University of Steubenville. It's a good school and reliably conservative Catholic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 08:41 PM (DXzRD) And if you're looking for reliably conservative Catholic with slightly sluttier girls, then Ave Maria is your school. .... Why are you all looking at me like that? Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 08:42 PM (V+kmg) 104
Black Orchid,
Check out University of Dallas. It is consistently rated as one of the best Catholic colleges by the Cardinal Newman Society. Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 08:43 PM (D3v0J) 105
With the right combination of slow jazz, alcohol and Rohypnol, I mean.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 08:40 PM (V+kmg) ANYONE IN THE SELF-CARE ROOM AT ALL? I NEED A BIT OF FEMINIST SUPPORT IF POSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!??? Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 08:43 PM (KuU4f) 106
Dog is still getting his delicious treats and thats all he cares about. Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 08:43 PM (iQIUe) 107
Americans and the world is left to wonder just whose side Mr. Obama is on.
A megalomaniac narcissist is only one one person's side: their own. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:43 PM (39g3+) Posted by: tbodie at March 24, 2015 08:45 PM (Ea0JH) 109
@24: "I think your obsession with 'banana splits' isn't healthy, Bruce."
Aww, leave him alone; he's just cookin' up a mess of fun. Lots of fun for everyone, in fact. Posted by: The Dickies at March 24, 2015 08:45 PM (amQXf) 110
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF UPPITY TED CRUZ AND THE UPPITY CONSTITUTION!
*throws lollipops at horde* Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 08:45 PM (cbfNE) 111
Obama, who hates Israel and is also kind of anti-semitic, may push to recognize Palestine as a sovereign state, because of Butthurt. As much as the cocksucker commie leftist anti-semites want to see that happen, they're not taking into account that after Palestine is recognized as a sovereign nation, every Qassam rocket launched into Israel will be an Act Of War under that international law that they so cherish. Every. One. No one in their right mind thinks that the PLO/Hezbollah/Hamas will stop lobbing rockets at Israel. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2015 08:45 PM (ynQIy) 112
I consult Frank Zappa for all my notes on Catholic Girls and their proclivities.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:46 PM (39g3+) 113
I don't know . . . I've always considered goldens to be in the beautiful but stupid category. One of them chased one of my cats one time, in the house, it was set up so they could do a big loop through the rooms and back to the point of origin. That dog came around the turn and my cat was on his back riding him like a buckin' bronco.
Posted by: Peaches at March 24, 2015 08:46 PM (EgOr3) Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:46 PM (39g3+) 115
Black Orchid,
Check out University of Dallas. It is consistently rated as one of the best Catholic colleges by the Cardinal Newman Society. Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 08:43 PM (D3v0J) But seriously.... Providence College is highly rated by the Cardinal Newman society, and it's also well-ranked as a national liberal arts school by U.S. News. Their "Development of Western Civilization" program alone is worth the price of tuition. Check it out. (No, my alumni association did not pay me for this endorsement...) Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 08:46 PM (V+kmg) 116
So little VIA (11th Grade) and I were talking about the WZ article where the Yahoo reporter is busting on Cruz about natural rights.
Gotta give Little VIA credit. before I even got half way through, he says "This Idiot has never heard of the Preamble?". Made me proud, he did. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2015 08:47 PM (F1jFR) 117
Asshat throwing tacos and shit to his dog that can't them coming so he can make a video so all of his friends can laugh is all he cares about.
Posted by: Browndog at March 24, 2015 08:47 PM (NGrWP) 118
I don't think the dog is losing his eyesight, he just sucks at dogging. But its okay, he's lovable anyway.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:48 PM (39g3+) 119
@30: "Is Cruz reviving the evangelical fervor of the 80s?
That always cracked me up when it was supposed to be a thing and I never saw it. Anywhere." Hey, 7-11 used to sell porn mags. *Used to*. All the Christian Socialists who left the Dems were kinda pushing hard on the porn issue during that time. Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 24, 2015 08:48 PM (amQXf) 120
Posted by: UppityBlackOrchid at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (mJUSR)
I try to warn my kid against getting brainwashed in college. Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 08:48 PM (cbfNE) 121
48 I said almost. Didn't quite get there, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 08:21 PM (mx5oN) Ah. So you were all, "Aw that poor....hey where's my beer?" Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 08:22 PM (KuU4f) Heh. Yeah, pretty much. Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 08:48 PM (mx5oN) Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 08:48 PM (TLTHv) 123
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I suspect the poor doggie is losing his eyesight. So, why are we laughing? If you had a nose that big, u think you could see anything, either? Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 24, 2015 08:48 PM (CsMLT) 124
Avoid St Edward's. The only thing Catholic about them are the rosaries in the gift shop. They allow students to get internship credit with Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 08:48 PM (D3v0J) 125
IG is racist...., no, wait...., misogynist. Yeah that's it.
Posted by: Typical Lib at March 24, 2015 08:48 PM (F2IAQ) 126
Hey, 7-11 used to sell porn mags. *Used to*.
I worked in a convenience store around that time. We stocked porno mags but I don't remember selling a single one. Not ever, the whole year I worked there. You had to ask for them over the counter and nobody wanted to request a copy of Road & Crack with their Slim Jim. They were just bad sellers. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:49 PM (39g3+) 127
Its amazing that he is such a retard. The left and the media spun such an amazing tale of brilliance around this dude, but in the end he is just a complete fucking clueless retard.
It's pretty bad when the teleprompter is smarter than he is. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 08:49 PM (0HooB) 128
I had an Australian shepherd with bilateral colobomas (split in the iris of the eye) and dubious vision. He could catch a Frisbee on the fly...at night.
It would be so dark I couldn't see the end of the yard. Let fly with the Frisbee and Kenoh would take off like a flash, I would lose sight of him in the darkness and then hear the snap of teeth on Frisbee and sure enough, he'd come trotting back. Maybe he heard the whishing of the spinning disk in the air, who knows? He couldn't catch tossed treats for some reason. I laughed at him when he tried. Not like he was being abused though. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 08:50 PM (NeFrd) 129
It's pretty bad when the teleprompter is smarter than he is. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 08:49 PM (0HooB) Dood, you have NO idea..... Posted by: TOTUS at March 24, 2015 08:51 PM (ynQIy) 130
The same media that told you Barack Obama was an unmatched genius is telling you Ted Cruz is stupid and crazy.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:51 PM (MMC8r) 131
I don't know . . . I've always considered goldens to be in the beautiful but stupid category. One of them chased one of my cats one time, in the house, it was set up so they could do a big loop through the rooms and back to the point of origin. That dog came around the turn and my cat was on his back riding him like a buckin' bronco.
Posted by: Peaches at March 24, 2015 08:46 PM (EgOr3) Yep. Dog lovers get squeamish when you tell them their pooch isn't very bright. My dog thinks with her nose. She can't catch food to save her life. Asking her to use her eyes to track something is like asking her to use her ears to chew. Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 08:51 PM (Dj0WE) 132
I don't see President Obama as dumb, just promoted way past his level of competency. He's in way over his head and absolutely sure he's doing wonderfully well. It makes him look stupid and lost.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:51 PM (39g3+) 133
"By the way, he called Ghani "Karzai" during the event, because he's a just-barely-average-IQ idiot who's also lazy."
Well, to be fair, being high all the time does tend to make a person forgetful and prone to mental lapses. So Obama's not MERELY a lazy idiot. He's a lazy idiot pot-head, possibly with significant brain damage. Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2015 08:51 PM (vd4oB) 134
As long as the pooch doesn't miss the dog bowl....
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 24, 2015 08:53 PM (W5DcG) 135
resident Barack Obama...
I find this omission of the first letter in this quote curiously appropriate. Posted by: OregonMuse at March 24, 2015 08:53 PM (I8YZX) 136
That dog came around the turn and my cat was on his back riding him like a buckin' bronco.
*** Snort! Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 08:53 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: MILF Hunter, Brazzers, & Bang Bus at March 24, 2015 08:53 PM (amQXf) 138
Well, to be fair, being high all the time does tend to make a person forgetful and prone to mental lapses. So Obama's not MERELY a lazy idiot. He's a lazy idiot pot-head, possibly with significant brain damage.
Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2015 08:51 PM (vd4oB) You say that like it's a bad thing... anyone's wife want to be groped? Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2015 08:53 PM (/2E+M) 139
Alex Siciliano @jasiciliano
Obama ignores meeting requests from new NATO Chief. Literally. The White House just refused to respond. Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 08:53 PM (ZPrif) 140
Damn, Ace. The Classic Rock, rocks.
Which song is it? I have tracking turned off so I never can see vids. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 08:53 PM (0HooB) 141
Nothing wrong with Fritz - he's just a clutz.
My min-pin catches about as well, and his eyes are perfect. And yes, the video is funny. Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 08:53 PM (KrBYw) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2015 08:54 PM (ynQIy) 143
I hear Jerry Reed's music is making a comeback in Haiti. http://tinyurl.com/ogjdc6x
Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2015 08:54 PM (ZKGnj) 144
"Ladies and gentlemen, Barack Obama, resident of the United States."
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 24, 2015 08:54 PM (I8YZX) 145
Just barely above average?
I think Obama has a solid 112 or 113 IQ. That's somewhat above average. Posted by: wooga at March 24, 2015 08:54 PM (nllJH) 146
It's crazy that the NATO chief is in DC and Obama won't answer his calls or emails, right?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 08:54 PM (ZPrif) 147
144 "Ladies and gentlemen, Barack Obama, resident of the United States."
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 24, 2015 08:54 PM (I8YZX) F***CKER that's our name, you know how long it took think up wearing a giant eyeball on our heads? Posted by: The Residents at March 24, 2015 08:55 PM (/2E+M) 148
I agree that President Obama's pot smoking is definitely taking a toll on the brain cells. Weed makes you dumb, folks. Even really smart people get stupid when they toke.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:55 PM (39g3+) 149
With the NATO thing, did someone on the NATO staff say something snarky which got back to JugEars? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2015 08:55 PM (ynQIy) 150
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: Alton "Uppity" Jackson at March 24, 2015 08:56 PM (KCxzN) Posted by: SCOAMF at March 24, 2015 08:56 PM (CZexX) 152
For some reason, the dog video reminds me of my Little League career.
Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2015 08:56 PM (sdi6R) 153
I think Fritz needs glasses.
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 08:56 PM (KETbL) 154
Barack Obama is a genius, Michelle Obama a Venus, a Harry Reid can be trusted to baby sit your children.
Posted by: wooga at March 24, 2015 08:56 PM (nllJH) 155
Obozo is a whiny little piss ant. How did he find out that the Israelis were spying on the USA? By spying on Israel doncha know.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 24, 2015 08:56 PM (3rLmo) 156
Just barely above average?
I think Obama has a solid 112 or 113 IQ. That's somewhat above average. Posted by: wooga at March 24, 2015 08:54 PM (nllJH) Yeah, about that.... I am reminded of the quote, "I don't want my President to be 'just like me.' I want him to be better than me." Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 08:56 PM (V+kmg) 157
They allow students to get internship credit with Planned Parenthood.
Seriously, Lauren? That's disturbing. I used to play club volleyball there. Our benches were pews with kneelers. Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2015 08:56 PM (ZKGnj) 158
Nothing wrong with Fritz - he's just a clutz.
My min-pin catches about as well, and his eyes are perfect. And yes, the video is funny. Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 08:53 PM (KrBYw) Yep, some people mistake dogs for humans. No physical pain involved, the dog probably got to eat SOME of those treats (but hopefully for his sake not the donut). You can't embarrass a dog by bouncing food off its nose. It's the same nose the doggie uses to sniff poo. Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 08:57 PM (Dj0WE) 159
>>Literally. The White House just refused to respond.
Ah, so just like they never responded to the request to visit by Netanyahu - which they then claimed they were never informed. Obama was likely too busy sleeping in and binge-watching the 5th season of Game of Thrones. You know how he likes to get advance copies of those things. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 08:57 PM (TLTHv) 160
@111: "after Palestine is recognized as a sovereign nation, every Qassam rocket
launched into Israel will be an Act Of War under that international law that they so cherish. Every. One." And when the new State of Palestine signs treaties with Russia and China, and allows them to send some troops for "joint exercises," what then? Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 24, 2015 08:57 PM (amQXf) 161
This AP reporter, Mike Lee Mike Lee -- Matt Lee Karzai -- Ghani To-may-to -- To-mah--to Posted by: SCOAMF at March 24, 2015 08:56 PM (CZexX) This NATO thing, let's call the whole thing off. Posted by: JugEars McFuckstick at March 24, 2015 08:57 PM (ynQIy) 162
Way too many Roman Catholic-based universities and colleges have gone full-lefty recently. Even staunch reliable places in the past, its just pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:57 PM (39g3+) 163
158 Nothing wrong with Fritz - he's just a clutz.
My min-pin catches about as well, and his eyes are perfect. And yes, the video is funny. Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 0 Dogs Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 08:59 PM (1FBjV) 164
Just barely above average?
I think Obama has a solid 112 or 113 IQ. That's somewhat above average. Posted by: wooga at March 24, 2015 08:54 PM (nllJH) Within one standard deviation. Yeah, sounds about right. Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 08:59 PM (Dj0WE) 165
75 Why is Obama refusing to meet with the head of NATO?
---------------- March Madness. Priorities, man. Also he probably doesn't know what NATO is, or why he should care. He's never read about it in the papers. Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2015 08:59 PM (vd4oB) 166
Its amazing that he is such a retard. The left and the media spun such an amazing tale of brilliance around this dude, but in the end he is just a complete fucking clueless retard.
Harvard Law: It's easier than you think. No seriously, we won't fail you for anything. We even got rid of grades, but people will still think you're smart. Because they're stupid. You're stupid too but you went to Harvard Law. Posted by: AmishDude at March 24, 2015 08:59 PM (b4b5c) 167
Just barely above average?
I think Obama has a solid 112 or 113 IQ. That's somewhat above average. You are extremely generous. How can you not know how to pronounce "corpsman?" Get that fucking idiot away from a teleprompter and you see the real him: a stammering, bumbling fool who can't put a link of thought together, much less a chain of it. He was propped up by his Marxist puppetmasters. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 09:00 PM (0HooB) 168
I think Obama has a solid 112 or 113 IQ.
That's somewhat above average. That's a cute little IQ. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 09:00 PM (MMC8r) 169
That dog came around the turn and my cat was on his back riding him like a buckin' bronco.
Something sort of like this? http://bit.ly/1DWbZoi Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 09:00 PM (KuU4f) 170
Meet with the NATO head? Nah. I only meet with terrorists without preconditions.
Now, if he start's chanting "Death to America" we might be able to find some common ground to talk about. Posted by: Barack Obama at March 24, 2015 09:01 PM (AEQXb) 171
"Seriously, Lauren? That's disturbing"
Yep. They may have ended the practice because there was some outcry from alumni/parents, but they definitely take a very liberal view on...everything. They're also illogical though. They selectively follow Catholic teaching in the most idiotic way. I tried to work with them to set up an outreach for pregnant/parenting students and they wouldn't allow me to do it because "We follow Catholic teaching regarding sexuality." Yeah, that's great, but Catholic teaching most certainly allows for outreach to people facing a crisis pregnancy. Ignoring them just pushes them out to Planned Parenthood...especially if they're already interning there! *bangs head on desk* Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 09:01 PM (eQBH3) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:01 PM (1FBjV) 173
Weed makes you dumb, folks. Even really smart people get stupid when they toke.
That's actually WHY (some) nerds smoke it. After a decade or two of being picked on for liking nerd stuff, a few bong hits later, said nerds can - well, they'll still be nerds, but they'll at least be as clueless at expressing the nerdery as are their fellow stoners. So instead of being that arrogant ass who thinks he knows so much he's ... another dormroom pothead. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 09:02 PM (AVEe1) 174
>>>Just barely above average?
I think Obama has a solid 112 or 113 IQ. That's somewhat above average. You are extremely generous. How can you not know how to pronounce "corpsman?" Get that fucking idiot away from a teleprompter and you see the real him: a stammering, bumbling fool who can't put a link of thought together, much less a chain of it. He was propped up by his Marxist puppetmasters. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 09:00 PM (0HooB)<<< Seriously. Even I can finagle a fucking umbrella through a gate arch. Posted by: Joke Biden at March 24, 2015 09:03 PM (CZexX) Posted by: Barack Obama at March 24, 2015 09:03 PM (AEQXb) 176
Obama is an above average IQ guy who's been told he's a super-genius since he was 8.
The fact that he never scored in the super-genius range on any standardized test ... just convinced him the tests were racist. Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 09:03 PM (ZPrif) 177
Obama is a mildly bright guy who honestly believes he's a genius.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 09:03 PM (ZPrif) 178
Some dogs are differently abled.
Adorable video. Points for him trying and taking it in the face. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 24, 2015 09:03 PM (0NdlF) 179
Ted's on Megyn.....
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2015 09:03 PM (Bl4dy) 180
Jeopardy had a complete category of questions narrated by Moochelle tonight..., about nutrition.
*every* time they have a pol, or newsperson do this, it is a lib. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 09:03 PM (F2IAQ) 181
At least fritz tries
That's more than we can say about Obama Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:01 PM (1FBjV) Also unlike Obama, Fritz can sport a bandanna without looking like a homo. Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 09:04 PM (Dj0WE) 182
How can you not know how to pronounce "corpsman?"
When you don't care about the event and are just mailing it in by reading without thinking off the teleprompter. His mind was on Reggie Love or his next toke or something. I mean, the guy read stage directions and even other peoples' lines off the teleprompter, he doesn't study or care. He's better at everything than everyone else, he doesn't have to prepare. Just ask his team about the first Romney debate. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 09:04 PM (39g3+) 183
Just got back from Soccer game. American Hebrew Academy defeated The Burlington School, 8-0. One player on AHA had 3 goals in the first half, three goals in the second half and then they pulled her with 15 minutes left in the game. Definitely a future college player, but I don't know where. Her teammate scored the other two goals, headed to Drexel U. on scholarship. The game was a blowout, but it's always nice to see someone have a great game.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 24, 2015 09:04 PM (2cS/G) 184
That came out wrong.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2015 09:04 PM (Bl4dy) 185
BurtTC @ 158
Exactly! Tucker can't catch a piece of popcorn, but can chase down and catch a mouse in the backyard - nothing wrong with his eyes or reflexes. And don't get me started on sticks. He'd rather play with onethan a ball or frisbee. As soon as I throw one, he knows where it's going to land and is waiting for it... Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 09:04 PM (KrBYw) 186
The fact that he never scored in the super-genius range on any standardized test ... just convinced him the tests were racist.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 09:03 PM (ZPrif) You can't prove that. All my records are secured in a vault somewhere, sealed under court orders and I will sue the crap out of you if you try to look at them you racist. Posted by: Barack Obama at March 24, 2015 09:05 PM (AEQXb) 187
There is no evidence for Obama's high IQ, is there, other than leftists insisting it is so?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 09:05 PM (DXzRD) 188
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF UPPITY TED CRUZ AND THE UPPITY CONSTITUTION!
Uppity Threadwinner! Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 09:05 PM (wnMsw) 189
@164: "Within one standard deviation. Yeah, sounds about right."
Might even be more than one standard deviation, if you take teh evul racist book "The Bell Curve" and its um, demographic considerations into account. Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 24, 2015 09:06 PM (amQXf) 190
Ted's on Megyn..... Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2015 09:03 PM (Bl4dy) Oh great, more rape culture..... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2015 09:07 PM (ynQIy) 191
Obama is an above average IQ guy who's been told he's a super-genius since he was 8.
Objection. There is no proof of that whatsoever. I've worked around some seriously smart people in my day. They share certain traits and have many things in common. Obama is a high-functioning imbecile. He can read a teleprompter and smile. If he was truly smart and had good grades, we'd know about them. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 09:07 PM (0HooB) 192
And don't get me started on sticks. He'd rather play with onethan a ball or frisbee. As soon as I throw one, he knows where it's going to land and is waiting for it...
Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 Dreamer just completed Class 2 pof obedience, of course he doesn't fetch the dumbbell at class. But a stick in the back yard. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:07 PM (1FBjV) 193
164 Just barely above average?
I think Obama has a solid 112 or 113 IQ. That's somewhat above average. Posted by: wooga at March 24, 2015 08:54 PM (nllJH) ----------------- I'm guessing that he took IQ 101. And failed. Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2015 09:08 PM (vd4oB) 194
145 Just barely above average?
I think Obama has a solid 112 or 113 IQ. That's somewhat above average. Posted by: wooga at March 24, 2015 08:54 PM (nllJH) I don't want the titular Leader of the Free World to be less than one standard deviation above the mean. Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 09:08 PM (mx5oN) 195
Democrats, all within one deviant from being being full on Psaki.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 09:08 PM (VpkjW) 196
<<Obama is an above average IQ guy who's been told he's a super-genius since he was 8
Eh, not feeling that with the way he behaves, and that Val Jarrett quote about being so brilliant the whole world bores him. The man has no intellectual pursuits, no real hobbies. The golfing obsession appears to be new - more of an excuse to get out of the house w/the guys. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 09:08 PM (TLTHv) 197
It's possible that he took his IQ test and misspelled it.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 09:08 PM (NeFrd) 198
Knew a guy that owned a black lab. You could let the dog sniff a stone, toss it into the river, and he would retrieve it!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 24, 2015 09:09 PM (CsMLT) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 09:09 PM (DXzRD) 200
187 There is no evidence for Obama's high IQ, is there, other than leftists insisting it is so?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 09 The guy who reminded every one he had won, would remind every one he was brilliant. If it were so. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:09 PM (1FBjV) 201
I would play Obama in Trivial Pursuit/Scrabble/Jeopardy, his choice, with the terms being that if I won, he had to release his transcripts/grades/papers, if he won, I'd be executed at dawn. Wouldn't lose a wink of sleep over it. He's just barely smart enough to act Smart, but that's an empty fucking noggin once you get past the first few sentences.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 24, 2015 09:10 PM (2cS/G) 202
Whittle a stick into a dumbbell shape MH.
- now to go get a couple hours of work in before it gets too late. Those cabinets aren't going to build themselves. Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 09:10 PM (KrBYw) 203
187 There is no evidence for Obama's high IQ, is there, other than leftists insisting it is so?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 09:05 PM (DXzRD) Nope. And genuinely smart people typically don't need an army of sycophants running around touting just how incredibly super-duper smart they are. Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 09:10 PM (mx5oN) 204
197 It's possible that he took his IQ test and misspelled it.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 09:08 PM (NeFrd) They spotted him 100 points for signing his name. Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 09:11 PM (mx5oN) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 09:11 PM (VpkjW) 206
Cruz was great on The Kelly File
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:11 PM (zOTsN) 207
The golfing obsession appears to be new - more of an excuse to get out of the house w/the guys.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 09:08 PM (TLTHv) ------------------- Also, for the past 6 years he's had a nifty plane and a helicopter to take him and the guys to any golf course he wants, without having to pay a dime. Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2015 09:11 PM (vd4oB) 208
There is no evidence for Obama's high IQ, is there, other than leftists insisting it is so?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 09:05 PM (DXzRD) Umm... yes. On the contrary, there is ample evidence that he is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, has never held a full time job in his life, and prior that passage of Obamacare (which he had little to nothing to do with... that was all Reid and Pelosi) his primary legislative record was "Present". There is even more evidence that he's an American hating racist who identifies more with the people and countries trying to wipe America and Israel off the map than with anyone in this country. But none of that matters because he talks about giving people free shit and a token vote to overcome their white guilt. Posted by: Barack Obama at March 24, 2015 09:12 PM (AEQXb) 209
I swear that dog played wideout for the Texans.
Posted by: Ted Cruz at March 24, 2015 09:12 PM (dkHoZ) 210
That Mike Lee video is unreal. Jen Psaki can't comment on another country's spying, can't comment on anonymous WH comments, nope just grin condescendingly and play dumb.. How conveeeeenient!
Glad he called her JV. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 09:13 PM (TLTHv) Posted by: ScoggDog at March 24, 2015 09:13 PM (oKFzc) 212
"There is no evidence for Obama's high IQ, is there, other than leftists insisting it is so?"
Liberal hagiographer Michael Beschloss actually is on record claiming that Obama's IQ is so high that it can't be measured. Not making this up. I figure there are a large percentage of the Horde who would be more than happy to sit down across a table from Barack Obama and take the same Stanford-Binet IQ test. Or any other intelligence test, really. The Raven's Matrices, shall we? Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 09:13 PM (noWW6) 213
Cruz says he raised over a million already
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:14 PM (zOTsN) 214
If Target & Blue Cross/Shield can get hacked, why hasnt some hacker got TFGs transcripts?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:14 PM (1FBjV) 215
It's possible that he took his IQ test and misspelled it.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 09:08 PM (NeFrd) They spotted him 100 points for signing his name. Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 09:11 PM (mx5oN) So that's what spotted dick is? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 24, 2015 09:14 PM (W5DcG) 216
187 There is no evidence for Obama's high IQ, is there, other than leftists insisting it is so?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 09:05 PM (DXzRD) -------------- Genuinely brilliant people generally have some sort of, you know, accomplishments to show for it. Or they at least go all weird and eccentric in some interesting way. Obama's just a boring, vapid dunce. Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2015 09:14 PM (vd4oB) 217
Nope. And genuinely smart people typically don't
need an army of sycophants running around touting just how incredibly super-duper smart they are. Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 09:10 PM (mx5oN) DING DING DING! I have seen no proof that the guy has more than average intelligence. None. Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 09:14 PM (KuU4f) 218
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 09:15 PM (0HooB) 219
Clearly Fritz is protesting against his selection of condiments. Freedom Fries!
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2015 09:15 PM (ty633) 220
213 Cruz says he raised over a million already
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:14 PM (zOTsN) Pesos? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:15 PM (1FBjV) 221
>>If Target Blue Cross/Shield can get hacked, why hasnt some hacker got TFGs transcripts?
Think they still exist? Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 09:16 PM (TLTHv) 222
That dog is identical to mine. Mine is half lab half retriever. Only difference I can see is I don't make mine wear stupid bandanas around her neck and she can catch anything thrown at her. That was cute video
Posted by: Molly k. at March 24, 2015 09:16 PM (j2j3Y) 223
214 If Target & Blue Cross/Shield can get hacked, why hasnt some hacker got TFGs transcripts?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:14 PM (1FBjV) ------------- Perhaps there AREN"T any transcripts? Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2015 09:16 PM (vd4oB) Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:16 PM (zOTsN) 225
Instead of Xenophon and the Ten Thousand or the Chosin Frozen, Gaylord gives you the Kabul Kabuki of the Ninety-Eight Hundred.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 09:16 PM (VpkjW) 226
Above average IQ isn't saying much.
The average college graduate has an above average IQ. Average clerical worker has an above average IQ. Ppl here are smarter than avg, forget how dumb most ppl are. If you can reliably file paperwork -- you have an above average IQ. Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 09:16 PM (ZPrif) 227
A tribute to AWESOME LIFESTYLES
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UjS1nrsJhTQ Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 09:17 PM (ZgXPR) 228
Knew a guy that owned a black lab. You could let the dog sniff a stone, toss it into the river, and he would retrieve it!
When I was a kid we went on vacation near Hayward, WI every year and the owners had a dog that would run into the lake and go under for rocks just like that. Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2015 09:17 PM (ahBY0) 229
The dumb guy you knew in college has an above average IQ.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 09:18 PM (ZPrif) 230
Hume is out of touch
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:18 PM (zOTsN) 231
I really hope at the next press briefing. Matt Lee adds, "Jen" before every comment or sentence he makes
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 09:18 PM (DXzRD) 232
There is more imperial evidence that Obama is an idiot then there is that Man Caused Glowbull worming exists.
Yet...here we are. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2015 09:18 PM (F1jFR) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:19 PM (1FBjV) 234
Only 39 percent of people who enroll in college ever graduate
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:20 PM (zOTsN) 235
Hey Hume, why would an honest intelligent moderate. Independent vote for Cankles and not Cruz?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:20 PM (1FBjV) 236
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Liberal hagiographer Michael Beschloss actually is on record claiming that Obama's IQ is so high that it can't be measured. Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 09:13 PM (noWW6) So he's the smartest man who ever lived, is he? Yeah. Go with that. I hear Kim Jong-Il shot 18 holes-in-one once, making him the greatest golfer who ever lived. Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2015 09:20 PM (sdi6R) 237
Just came to bitch about Brit Hume shitting on Cruz.
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 24, 2015 09:20 PM (R5HRU) 238
Failed spatial portion of IQ test - umbrella
Failed mathematics portion of test - P/E ratio Failed language portion of test - quatro de cinco , corpsman , Orion Failed memory portion of test- TOTUS Posted by: Ted Cruz at March 24, 2015 09:21 PM (dkHoZ) 239
Steve Argent played keyboards for The Zombies. He rocks.
Posted by: fluffy at March 24, 2015 09:21 PM (Ua6T/) 240
woof
Posted by: Plus a dog at March 24, 2015 09:21 PM (Dwehj) 241
>>If Target Blue Cross/Shield can get hacked, why hasnt some hacker got TFGs transcripts?
Because they don't want to be found dead a few weeks later? Posted by: Lt. Quarles Harris Jr. at March 24, 2015 09:22 PM (TLTHv) 242
I used to like Brit Hume but damn he has come out as such an establishment squish.
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 09:22 PM (KETbL) 243
Hume is out of touch and only talks to party insiders who hate Cruz. Hume believes in moderates like a little kid believes in the tooth fairy
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:22 PM (zOTsN) 244
Hume thinks only racists oppose Amnesty.
Hume also runs a charity for illegal Guatemalans or something like that. He can't think rationally about the topic. Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 09:23 PM (ZPrif) 245
"Just came to bitch about Brit Hume shitting on Cruz."
Rupert Murdoch is all in for Jeb. Expect a whole bunch of slime and smearing to come from Fox News to anyone who dares stand against the Bush family heir apparent. Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 09:23 PM (noWW6) 246
Think they still exist?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 2 You and stu-22 have good questions. There has to be some dirt on that f*cker Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:23 PM (1FBjV) 247
Steve Argent played keyboards for The Zombies. He rocks.
Let's play Stump the Moron. I can't see the vids, so I'm relying on clues to determine the classic rock video. Is it Argent's Hold Your Head Up? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 09:23 PM (0HooB) Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 09:24 PM (cbfNE) 249
223 214 If Target & Blue Cross/Shield can get hacked, why hasnt some hacker got TFGs transcripts?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:14 PM (1FBjV) ------------- Perhaps there AREN"T any transcripts? ------------------------------- Ted Rall, the lefty political cartoonist, was a "classmate" of Barky's at Columbia. Rall has said that he would sometime see Barky around campus, but never in class. At that point in time, a very tall black guy with a big afro was hard to miss. Even tho they "graduated" the same year, with the same major - Political Science, they were never in one single class together. And Barky isn't in the yearbook. However, at the same time, Bill Ayers was working at Columbia. You know, that guy from the neighborhood Bill Ayers. I'll look around for links. It's been awhile - this was very minorly covered in 2008 and quickly buried. Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2015 09:24 PM (l9mF2) 250
Just came to bitch about Brit Hume shitting on Cruz.
All part of the left's strategy to make him the most hated man in half of Amerika. Ask Sarah P. about that one. Posted by: Plus a dog at March 24, 2015 09:25 PM (Dwehj) 251
Gods country the Hayward area
I would have loved to have seen it when my Grandfather started hunting and fishing up that way when he was a young man. I'm sure you have some great stories from your family. Born too late I guess. Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2015 09:25 PM (ahBY0) 252
By the way, he called Ghani, "Karzai" during the event, because he's a just-barely-average-IQ idiot who's also lazy. Oh FFS. Whoever is holding back this dumpkopf's transcripts and the Khalidi tape has one and only one chance to redeem themselves -- release the information, now! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 24, 2015 09:25 PM (95CzI) 253
>>> I figure there are a large percentage of the Horde who would be more than happy to sit down across a table from Barack Obama and PLAY CHESS.
Now that I think about it, I would lose. TFG would make up new rules on the fly to re-distribute squares. Posted by: fluffy at March 24, 2015 09:25 PM (Ua6T/) 254
I've never seen a far-sighted dog like that. Sounds like a new saying: you shoot a basketball like Fritz the Golden. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2015 09:26 PM (ODxAs) 255
Hume,GW,Jeb and the current Pope all seem to think having borders is not compassionate.
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 09:26 PM (KETbL) 256
Barky isn't in the yearbook.
*** I understand that Julia was disappointed to find out that BHO is a composite. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 09:27 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: fluffy at March 24, 2015 09:27 PM (Ua6T/) Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2015 09:27 PM (JBzwC) 259
"The WSJ says of Obama's Mean Girlish temper tantrums: Americans and the world is left to wonder just whose side Mr. Obama is on."
Hint: Unless you're giving him tons of money or making America look bad...he's not on your side. It's pretty fucking simple. Posted by: keninnorcal at March 24, 2015 09:27 PM (On0/h) 260
>>All part of the left's strategy to make him the most hated man in half of Amerika
---------- Walker can regroup, thanks Ted Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:28 PM (1FBjV) 261
Now that I think about it, I would lose. TFG would make up new rules on the fly to re-distribute squares.
***** He'd have twice as many pawns, and they would all be on EBT. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 09:28 PM (NeFrd) 262
Wayne Allen Root on The Ghost of Obama at Columbia: (remove space in link)
http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/ barack-obama-the-ghost-of-columbia-university/ Posted by: Lt. Quarles Harris Jr. at March 24, 2015 09:28 PM (TLTHv) 263
All part of the left's strategy to make him the most hated man in half of Amerika. Ask Sarah P. about that one.
Posted by: Plus a dog at March 24, 2015 09:25 PM (Dwehj) By "The left" you mean the Vichy Republicans? Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 09:28 PM (KuU4f) 264
Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2015 09:24 PM (l9mF2)
I think you might mean this guy named something Root. He was a one time Libertairian Party VP candidate or something. Posted by: mugiwara at March 24, 2015 09:28 PM (3a584) 265
John Kerry could move two squares up and one square over...or two squares over and one square up.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 09:29 PM (NeFrd) 266
Wayne Allen Root on The Ghost of Obama at Columbia: (remove space in link)
http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/ barack-obama-the-ghost-of-columbia-university/ Posted by: Lt. Quarles Harris Jr. at March 24, 2015 09:28 PM (TLTHv) That's the guy. Posted by: mugiwara at March 24, 2015 09:29 PM (3a584) 267
Soon there will be unfunny SNL skits about Ted being able to see Cuba from his house, etc. Only a matter of time...
Posted by: Plus a dog at March 24, 2015 09:29 PM (Dwehj) 268
Black would move first as a form of reparations for White privilege.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 09:29 PM (NeFrd) 269
You're good :--)
It was their only radio hit. Come to think of it, the Zombies only had one radio hit, She's Not There. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 09:29 PM (0HooB) 270
257 >>> Is it Argent's Hold Your Head Up?
You're good :--) Posted by: fluffy at March 24, 2015 09 Let's be honest. What other Argent tune would be put up? Hold Your Head Up is ther one big hit Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:30 PM (1FBjV) Posted by: Plus a dog at March 24, 2015 09:31 PM (Dwehj) 272
The white bishop would have a spray-on tan and would actually work for the other side.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 09:31 PM (NeFrd) 273
Now that I think about it, I would lose. TFG would make up new rules on the fly to re-distribute squares.
Posted by: fluffy at March 24, 2015 09:25 PM (Ua6T/) ***** No, he would strut all over the board, knocking over all the pieces whilst shitting all over the place. Or, as we now call it in Barrytopia, Wednesday. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 09:31 PM (JVKFK) 274
272 The white bishop would have a spray-on tan and would actually work for the other side.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 24, 2015 09:31 PM (NeFrd) Bishop has a Boner Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:32 PM (1FBjV) Posted by: Time of the Season at March 24, 2015 09:32 PM (Dwehj) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 09:33 PM (VpkjW) 277
Now Brit Hume.... There's your uppity.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2015 09:33 PM (Bl4dy) 278
>>No, he would strut all over the board, knocking over all the pieces whilst shitting all over the place.
After making you wait a few hours for the game to begin. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 09:34 PM (TLTHv) 279
Thank you Lt. Quarles and mugiwara!
Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2015 09:35 PM (l9mF2) 280
#49: That's a very good point. I remember "learning" in school back in the 80s about what a heinous monster Joe McCarthy was, and how the Red Scare was an irrational panic over poor harmless liberals, and believing it all.
And that was about as long ago at the time as the 80s are today. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 09:35 PM (qfREG) 281
Ahem
Posted by: Time of the Season at March 24, 2015 09:32 PM (Dwehj) I sit corrected. And pantsless. Pretty sure about Argent, tho. The classic rock stations down here play it a lot. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 09:35 PM (0HooB) 282
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Let's play Stump the Moron. I can't see the vids, so I'm relying on clues to determine the classic rock video. Is it Argent's Hold Your Head Up? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 09:23 PM (0HooB) You win the internetz. Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2015 09:36 PM (sdi6R) 283
Why doesn't Ted Cruz get the First Gen-X President treatment?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 09:36 PM (ZPrif) 284
#275: Don't forget about me!
Posted by: Tell Her No at March 24, 2015 09:36 PM (qfREG) 285
There's also that law school classmate who said she and others had an Obama scale for the degree of classroom grandstanding, because he always did that.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 09:36 PM (TLTHv) 286
Megyn Kelly @megynkelly 1m1 minute ago
.@brithume: "@TedCruz has not won any friends among mainstream Republicans by his choice of tactics." #KellyFile Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 09:37 PM (ZPrif) 287
It's the time of the season for lov-in'...
Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 24, 2015 09:37 PM (Dwehj) 288
I've never been a big Chess player, I'm way too impatient/impulsive to ever be any good. You know who are good Chess players? The kids my friend works with in his role at a Youth Corrections facility. A lot of those kids have been in and out of homes/jails where Chess and Checkers were the only diversion. I played a few online under my friend's login and got schooled.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 24, 2015 09:37 PM (2cS/G) 289
running out the clock is a fine, noble act that takes courage
running out the clock keeps you footloose and fancy free running out the clock freshens breath, puts spring in ur step running out the clock promotes virility and develops charisma running out the clock is a microcosm of marriage Posted by: amabo conjugal at March 24, 2015 09:38 PM (jT+gh) 290
You win the internetz.
OK, let's go double or nothing. Long (FM) or short (AM) version? I say short. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 09:39 PM (0HooB) 291
#290: Ooh, you almost had it. Which is fortunate, because I don't know where we could find a second internetz to give you.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 09:41 PM (qfREG) 292
Megyn Kelly @megynkelly 1m1 minute ago
.@brithume: "@TedCruz has not won any friends among mainstream Republicans by his choice of tactics." #KellyFile Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 09:37 PM (ZPrif) Did Hume call him "uppity"? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 24, 2015 09:41 PM (W5DcG) 293
I think it is important to know whether Matt Lee went back to kneading Jen Psaki's Golden Bozos after he tweeted his tweet.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2015 09:41 PM (72D6h) 294
The GOP seems to making uppity minorities feel right at home. They've been like that since their founding, and we Good People of Johnson City, errrrr America, have had just about enough!
Posted by: New Yorker Magazine at March 24, 2015 09:41 PM (r9gUQ) 295
Brit Hume ain't no Republican.
Posted by: Plus a dog He is well paid by Rupert Murdoch. This election cycle will be full of betrayals and lies. When you elect a sociopath as President, anything can happen. Posted by: Bossy Conservative.....after 5 pm at March 24, 2015 09:41 PM (+1T7c) 296
My second grade teacher's name was Mrs. Fritz. She was a shapely ginger that my second grade eyes couldn't possibly appreciate.
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 24, 2015 09:41 PM (UJ5dy) 297
That's a very good point. I remember "learning" in school back in the
80s about what a heinous monster Joe McCarthy was, and how the Red Scare was an irrational panic over poor harmless liberals, and believing it all. It wouldn't surprise me that they would go mccarthy on Cruz, pbs will air the hearings. Pbs needs to lose their funding. Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2015 09:41 PM (ahBY0) 298
Hey PW, how goes the writing?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 09:42 PM (VpkjW) 299
Yes, the clintoons are souped-up irish travelers. And yet, hellary could indeed be the next grifter in the peoples house.
Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2015 09:42 PM (go5uR) 300
Mainstream is not same thing as establishment in this case
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:42 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 09:43 PM (TLTHv) 302
My second grade teacher's name was Mrs. Fritz. She was a shapely ginger that my second grade eyes couldn't possibly appreciate.
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 24, 2015 09:41 PM (UJ5dy) Did you throw food at her? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 24, 2015 09:43 PM (W5DcG) 303
Cruz responded to Kelly that if you want a Washington insider, he isn't your candidate
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:44 PM (zOTsN) 304
I remember you, Bergey! I've put on a few pounds and have a turkey neck, but...
Posted by: Mrs. Fritz at March 24, 2015 09:44 PM (Dwehj) 305
My second grade teacher's name was Mrs. Fritz. She was a shapely ginger that my second grade eyes couldn't possibly appreciate.
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 24, 2015 09:41 PM (UJ5dy) Yes, but could she catch a treat? Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 09:44 PM (KuU4f) 306
#290: Ooh, you almost had it. Which is fortunate, because I don't know where we could find a second internetz to give you.
That was more a gauge of how well I know Ace's music proclivities. I know he's into '80's music, that's probably due to his age. I don't have him pegged as old enough to have listened to a lot of classic rock. So, I flunked that part. Oh well... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 09:45 PM (0HooB) 307
#298: Hi, Anna! It's actually been going, which is a solid improvement over recent months. Currently I'm toying with the idea of a comic strip about a gaming group.
How've you been? Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 09:45 PM (qfREG) 308
I gets lots of little wetbacks like that Cruz feller walking across my land in southern Nevada. If they're too big I throw them back, but the little guys I keep.
Posted by: Hairy Reid at March 24, 2015 09:46 PM (r9gUQ) 309
As I see it, the bonus of Cruz announcing this early is that he has plenty of time to counteract the lies of the GOPe and Dems and prove that he is the real deal to the public. His goal is to speak directly to the people...take the decision to them.
Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 09:46 PM (KuU4f) 310
Looks like there may be as many as three rocket launches on Wednesday.
First up is a United Launch Alliance Delta IV launching a GPS satellite from Cape Canaveral at 2:36 pm EDT. Then there is a Russian Dniepr rocket launching a South Korean satellite at 6:08 pm, followed by a Japanese H-II launch, which I think is launching a spy satellite, at 9:21 pm. That's assuming I have done the time conversions correctly. Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2015 09:47 PM (sdi6R) 311
Even if he loses he gets to set the table, the agenda, to frame the issues. He will pull the rest of them right
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:48 PM (zOTsN) 312
@255: "Hume,GW,Jeb and the current Pope all seem to think having borders is not compassionate."
Note that all four will never have to rub elbows with the folks they let in, and at least two of them are protected by heavily armed men at all times. Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 24, 2015 09:48 PM (amQXf) 313
I never understood how anyone cd be fooled by this Anna Something who claimed to be Anastasia. She had no little indentation in her upper lip and Anastasia did. She had this pronounced protruding brow bone and Anastasia did not. Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 09:49 PM (iQIUe) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2015 09:49 PM (ynQIy) 315
CNN special on atheism is just...ugh. Harvard chaplain is a "Humanist" and is encouraged by more atheists like himself attending Harvard Divinity school.
Of course, each one takes the place of a Christian, Jew, Muslim, etc. student. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 09:50 PM (TLTHv) 316
Older Repubs tend to be squishes, so used to being minority in media and social lives.
Younger Repubs grew up with talk radio, FoxNews, internet. The younger group will be stronger, more confident in their beliefs. Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 09:50 PM (ZPrif) 317
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 24, 2015 09:48 PM (amQXf) My guess they all are protected and don't buy their own groceries. I spit Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:51 PM (hcfn1) 318
Looks like there may be as many as three rocket launches on Wednesday.
I saw a local billboard with info on the Delta IV launch down here yesterday, along with a web address that escapes me. First one I've ever seen. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 09:51 PM (0HooB) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 09:52 PM (hcfn1) 320
I think you are right CD
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:52 PM (zOTsN) 321
@305 - my elementary school had an assistant principal who, probably appropriately for the mid '60s era, strode around in knee-high stompy-boots and what I'd later learn was termed a 'bustier'.
But in third grade, alas, I wouldn't have had the slightest clue what to do anyway. Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2015 09:52 PM (o+SC1) Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2015 09:53 PM (o+SC1) 323
That's an interesting point, CD! I hope you're right about that. I also hope our nation survives long enough for more of these young'uns to get elected and start making policy.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 09:54 PM (qfREG) 324
Fritz the dog licks his balls, because he has some to lick. Obama - not so much.
Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2015 09:54 PM (fWLrt) 325
"Obama can say he's not blowing Afghanistan in exactly the same way he blew Iraq." Can I bum a cigarette?
Posted by: Iraq at March 24, 2015 09:54 PM (ChY2Q) 326
I have a standing bet with my lefty friends that Sarah Palin has a higher IQ than President Stumblef$#k.
Who's going to prove me wrong? Especially when I'm right. Posted by: Furious George at March 24, 2015 09:55 PM (HpEBw) 327
I have a standing bet with my lefty friends that Sarah Palin has a higher IQ than President Stumblef$#k.
Fritz the Golden Retriever is smarter than TFG. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 09:57 PM (0HooB) 328
This post is immoral.
Posted by: jerry brown, Moonbeam, Commiefornia at March 24, 2015 09:57 PM (MwG4q) 329
Gaming group? Stuff like Shadowrun or Pathfinder? Or home brew? Glad your writing muse has been active.
Lets see people keep buying The Princess Who Caused Fear so that is most welcome. Writing also. Batted out a short story last week and got positive feedback, just need to add a few more hints so the ending is not as an extreme reveal. Plus keeping Sluggor in fear. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 09:57 PM (VpkjW) 330
If his IQ, or his grades, or his writings, or his speeches prior to running for president were anything to brag about, he would have released them
We would have heard allll about them All we got were "crunchy figs" Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:58 PM (zOTsN) 331
326 I have a standing bet with my lefty friends that Sarah Palin has a higher IQ than President Stumblef$#k.
Who's going to prove me wrong? Especially when I'm right. Posted by: Furious George at March 24, 2015 09:55 PM (HpEBw) I don't know about that, but I would pay good money to see her play a game of one-on-one basketball against him. Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2015 09:59 PM (sdi6R) 332
Younger Repubs grew up with talk radio, FoxNews, internet. The younger group will be stronger, more confident in their beliefs.
That's where it will come from if we live long enough. Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2015 09:59 PM (ahBY0) 333
Those weren't 'crunchy figs.'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 10:00 PM (VpkjW) 334
Jerry it betokens you to be quiet before you beclown yourself
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 10:00 PM (zOTsN) 335
333 Those weren't 'crunchy figs.' Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 10:00 PM (VpkjW) Icky Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 10:01 PM (hcfn1) 336
*waves at Anna*
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2015 10:04 PM (bLnSU) 337
All Hail the Dark Lord of the Sith!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 10:06 PM (VpkjW) 338
That's another twisted aspect of Liberalism - their policies, their methods, are by default the only *moral* ones, because they don't distinguish between means and ends. Which means that if you oppose them, you are immoral.
Immoral people are not to be considered, or compromised with, or bargained with. So the "moral" course of actions for "Liberals" is to seek absolute power and eliminate the immoral, one way or another. Like Terry Gilliam's comment about shooting all the Republicans quoted in the examination of "The Giver" in the sidebar. Liberals have said that sort of thing to me many times, in person. The "Prairie Fire" never quite goes out. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2015 10:08 PM (bLnSU) 339
Wow, I got hailed!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2015 10:08 PM (bLnSU) 340
330 If his IQ, or his grades, or his writings, or his speeches prior to running for president were anything to brag about, he would have released them
We would have heard allll about them All we got were "crunchy figs" Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 09:58 PM (zOTsN) And musty pelts. Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 10:09 PM (mx5oN) 341
Ayup, haling frequencies are open
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 10:09 PM (VpkjW) Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2015 10:09 PM (bLnSU) 343
339 Wow, I got hailed!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2015 10:08 PM (bLnSU) Don't get too excited, pal. Posted by: NY cabbie at March 24, 2015 10:09 PM (mx5oN) 344
The Hidden ONT? Oh you mean that opium den of iniquity and Val-u-Rite?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 10:11 PM (VpkjW) 345
I have a thought. Whenever someone on the Left says something negative about Cruz lets just say "why do you hate Hispanics?"
Every. Fucking. Time. Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2015 10:11 PM (6Gqot) 346
The dog video is too funny! He has poor mouth-eye coordination, lol!
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 24, 2015 10:13 PM (rldyO) 347
My mom says, at least the dog TRIES to catch the food, Obama is purposely missing!
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 24, 2015 10:14 PM (rldyO) 348
Are you wingnuts ready for fun camp?
Posted by: Cankles Clinton at March 24, 2015 10:16 PM (fLKzW) Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 24, 2015 10:18 PM (0NdlF) Posted by: fluffy at March 24, 2015 10:18 PM (Ua6T/) 351
Is this the conservative self-care room? progressives have triggered me way more than regular today.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 24, 2015 10:18 PM (oG53/) 352
Is a "self care room" some sort of place you go to fap?
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2015 10:20 PM (6Gqot) 353
#329: Nice! I'm glad to hear you're doing well!
Yeah, it's basically about a D-ampersand-D group. I got to thinking that might work well with my particular writing quirks. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 10:21 PM (qfREG) 354
352 Is a "self care room" some sort of place you go to fap?
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2015 10:20 Here I thought it was a bathroom Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 10:22 PM (hcfn1) 355
352 Is a "self care room" some sort of place you go to fap?
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2015 10:20 PM (6Gqot) That would be the "self abuse" room. Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 10:22 PM (mx5oN) 356
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 24, 2015 10:13 PM (rldyO)
I could teach that dog a thing or two. You guys should see MY home movies! Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 24, 2015 10:25 PM (R5HRU) Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 10:26 PM (1xUj/) 358
357 Hello Evening Horde.
I had something important to say. Then I forgot. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 10:26 PM (1xUj/) Huh?. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 10:28 PM (hcfn1) 359
*flees FB*
Truly pathetic when someone whom you know is a dweeb IM's you to implore once again for you to add them to one's Steam account. Pathetic. And I guess I should take the hint to go back to writing. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 10:30 PM (VpkjW) 360
Anna - Were all AT6's or 'Harvards' used only as training aircraft, or were some armed/used as combat aircraft?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 10:31 PM (F2IAQ) 361
We just taught my 9 year old to play chess. He's my aspie, so we're working very hard teaching him NOT to blurt out his strategy and/or his opinion on our strategy in the middle of the game.
"These guys here are my diversions and you are probably going to move your bishop over there but if you do I will take it with my knight!" Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 10:32 PM (eQBH3) 362
356 Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 24, 2015 10:13 PM (rldyO)
I could teach that dog a thing or two. You guys should see MY home movies! Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 24, 2015 10:25 PM (R5HRU) I'm sure your mouth has never failed to catch all wieners and tacos traveling near it. Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 10:32 PM (mx5oN) Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2015 10:33 PM (KCxzN) 364
Have had CNN on tonight to watch it's 24/7 news of yet another plane crash and keep getting hit in the face like the golden with Ron Reagan's pitch for his atheist group.
He wants to make sure we have freedom from religion and keep the church and government separate, just like our founding fathers wanted. Because he's not afraid to burn in hell. That last line is the final sentence in the commercial. Ron is neck and neck with Obama as a demonstration of what decades of pot smoking does to your brain. Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2015 10:33 PM (7LDIT) 365
Define combat aircraft.
During the Korean War, T-6s were used as FAC aircraft. They could call in air strikes and mark targets. Some Texans in Latin American livery were used as COIN aircraft. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 10:34 PM (VpkjW) 366
Well, I was just reading that Jeremy Clarkson is likely to be sacked tomorrow. And Top Gear as we've known it won't be.
And I'm chiding myself about double standards. He may have engaged in dickish behavior that I wouldn't excuse in anyone I didn't absolutely love, but I absolutely love Clarkson. So, I'm a dick with double standards. But I'm going to miss Top Gear. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 10:34 PM (1xUj/) 367
Why snub the head of NATO? Colonialists.
Posted by: baracko at March 24, 2015 10:34 PM (t2aeH) 368
I wrote today, and I'm very, very proud.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2015 10:34 PM (bLnSU) 369
"These guys here are my diversions and you are probably going to move your bishop over there but if you do I will take it with my knight!"
It'll be awesome when he can do that and still win. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 24, 2015 10:36 PM (0NdlF) 370
Cool beans Merovign.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 10:36 PM (VpkjW) 371
Clarkson has been paid to be an opinionated ass for decades, and he took it for granted.
Too bad the "other" Top Gears just don't seem to get it at all. I will have to go try to find the last couple of seasons of TG to see what happened. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2015 10:36 PM (bLnSU) 372
Very good, Merovign.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 24, 2015 10:36 PM (2cS/G) 373
"It'll be awesome when he can do that and still win"
Haha. Oh man, do I feel for the poor opponent. Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 10:38 PM (eQBH3) 374
Way to go, Merovign!
I should think about getting some drawing done tonight, myself; I still have a couple of characters to design. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 10:38 PM (qfREG) 375
>>>I had something important to say. Then I forgot.
You still have me beat. I never have anything important to say. I don't let that stop me though. Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 24, 2015 10:40 PM (e+1S5) 376
Oh, and ONT
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 24, 2015 10:41 PM (e+1S5) 377
I should think about getting some drawing done tonight, myself; I still have a couple of characters to design.
You're an arteest? Got any online art? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 24, 2015 10:42 PM (0NdlF) 378
#377: Not really. My drawing is very amateurish, but will probably be okay for a comic strip.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 10:53 PM (qfREG) 379
Hume,GW,Jeb and the current Pope all seem to think having borders is not compassionate.
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 09:26 PM (KETbL) Borders just circumscribe the number of people available who can love you Posted by: kindltot at March 24, 2015 10:56 PM (t//F+) 380
I suspect the problem with Obam-bam's transcripts involves his claiming to be foreign- born. And his various scholarships available only to foreign born students.
A first degree "Warren" violation so to speak. Posted by: JB1000 at March 24, 2015 11:03 PM (WLJbV) 381
So this site blowed up my browser reeeal good. Am I being punished for something?
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 24, 2015 11:14 PM (o2yvE) 382
Iran's supreme leader, after dealings with Obama, told the world that Obama is a DEVOUT MUSLIM. I think some people can't figure out that means without it being beaten into their head with a baseball bat. What kind of miracle does it take for the obvious to become clear to hardcore deniers and professional dullards ? Obama has for 6 years been jihad Islam's greatest benefactor and friend.
Posted by: ron n. at March 24, 2015 11:19 PM (YVQn/) 383
"kind of anti-semitic" (i.e. "kind of pregnant")
Posted by: Levin at March 25, 2015 12:25 AM (6pgRO) Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2015 01:55 AM (JBzwC) 385
If Obama's transcripts were released without Obama's permission, under federal law the universities could have all their federal funding cut. And Obama's Department of Education would jump at the chance to do so.
Posted by: Another lurking lurker what lurks at March 25, 2015 11:38 AM (Q1mNh) 386
Bonnie and Clyde had no problem with gun laws, they simply stole what they wanted the the federal government.
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