New Yorker Magazine: Hispanic Candidate Ted Cruz Is "Uppity"

My my my.

Every single thing they claim to believe in is a lie. Every. Single. Thing.

By the way, did you guys miss the @NewYorker calling a Latino U.S. Senator "uppity"? http://t.co/MsDBb8qmGQ pic.twitter.com/bsXl1MlOTA
— CounterMoonbat (@CounterMoonbat) March 24, 2015

Posted by: Ace at 07:22 PM

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1 It's ok, he's a conservative. The rules don't apply.

Posted by: duke at March 24, 2015 07:24 PM (ChY2Q)

2 UPPITY WHITE HISPANIC

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 07:25 PM (KuU4f)

3 Now, if Cruz referred to, say, Al Sharpton as "uppity," all hell would break loose.

Posted by: duke at March 24, 2015 07:25 PM (ChY2Q)

4

they are just dirty people
may they all rot in hell

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2015 07:25 PM (IXrOn)

5 ...and with that, Barrack Obama, Al Sharpton, Eric Holder, Jesse Jackson, and the entire Congressional black caucus feigned offense at the use of the "U Word." ("black caucus" lowercased on purpose)

Posted by: Manolo at March 24, 2015 07:26 PM (Q+bDI)

6 Say what? Haven't heard that term for years. And of course you remember who that applied to.

Posted by: HH at March 24, 2015 07:26 PM (Ce4DF)

7 So why isn't every last member of the MFM living in a dumpster covered in offal to keep warm?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2015 07:27 PM (2Yf0y)

8 It's really amazing.

Bobby Jindal was "ashamed of his culture" for adopting an anglo name.

Ted Cruz is "not really Hispanic, despite his name."

It's almost as though they will attack any minority conservative no matter what they do.

Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 07:27 PM (eQBH3)

9 Riiiight, Cruz is uppity bc Ivy Leaguer but not Obama. Walker is dumb bc college dropout.

They got nothing else, I guess.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 24, 2015 07:27 PM (rTqAd)

10 We should start calling Ted "that one" before they do.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2015 07:27 PM (Bl4dy)

11 This incredibly furious reaction by the left to the Cruz candidacy certainly is letting you know who precisely they are afraid of.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 07:28 PM (noWW6)

12

It is going to get so ugly between now and elections.

hubby quality time time

/wave

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2015 07:28 PM (IXrOn)

13 And suddenly the press will rediscover their curiosity.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2015 07:28 PM (KFdZd)

14 Oh and that last bit about him being more conservative than any conservative ever to conserve?

Yeah, he gets my vote.

Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 07:28 PM (eQBH3)

15 So if Cruz wins the presidency, we'll get eight years of this caterwauling from the MFM? Sign me up!

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at March 24, 2015 07:29 PM (QvpWM)

16 1) The Ends Justify The Means, if they're leftist Ends.

2) If you're not a leftist, you don't count because you're evil.

I've actually had that conversation (paraphrased) with self-righteous leftists, repeatedly.

Some of them change the subject, a few actually try to stick to it and get tangled up in fascist knots.

The third time you have to ask someone if they checked any facts before they called you a liar, the conversation has been exposed as impossible - which is what they want, to end the conversation.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2015 07:29 PM (bLnSU)

17 more Hispanic hate from the left

Posted by: bill-o at March 24, 2015 07:29 PM (AWwDY)

18 Jazz Nuts for Cruz!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 24, 2015 07:30 PM (lG2E3)

19 Uppity? Uppity?? Uppity???

I LIKE it.

Posted by: freaked at March 24, 2015 07:30 PM (JdEZJ)

20 Jazz Nuts for Cruz!
---
Are those like "down twinkles"?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 07:31 PM (KH1sk)

21 Who will the MFM pick between Ted Cruz and Scott Walker? Brains will explode.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2015 07:31 PM (2Yf0y)

22 Sen. Cruz, what about your GAAAFFFFEESSSS?!

Posted by: MFM "reporter" at March 24, 2015 07:31 PM (GuwT9)

23
by John Cassidy

Author is white -- and "graduated from University College, Oxford in 1984"

Yet another Oxford prat.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 24, 2015 07:31 PM (kdS6q)

24 Lemme guess--he's "lazy" too.

Posted by: Furious George at March 24, 2015 07:32 PM (UlJ3l)

25 How dare he deny the existence of climate change and shut down the government!

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 07:32 PM (KETbL)

26 Uppity

Dictionary definition & picture is Al F*cking Sharpton

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 07:32 PM (1FBjV)

27 Anything you do is RACIST.

Anything racist that WE do is okay.

Got it, wingnutz?

Posted by: The MSM, The Daily Show, and MSNBC at March 24, 2015 07:32 PM (MMC8r)

28 CNN has the scoop of the century. since his wife quit work, Cruz will be getting health insurance from his employer

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 07:32 PM (zOTsN)

29 So who was the author of that article? Be interesting if they had a FB page.

Posted by: HH at March 24, 2015 07:32 PM (Ce4DF)

30 For crying out loud. Nobody with any understanding of history (and pre-history) "denies the existence of climate change". Talk about a strawman.

We just don't subscribe to the loony view that government can take control of climate change by curtailing individual liberty.

Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2015 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

31 Notice how 'so smart' and 'right school' and 'Constitutional scholar' doesn't count this time.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:33 PM (MMC8r)

32 It's almost as though they will attack any minority conservative no matter what they do.

Posted by: Lauren

According to A.B. Stoddard, Kasich is the real deal, and only the "far right wing" hates him.

It's a good thing she's so cute. I like that tight-lipped overbite thing she does.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2015 07:33 PM (4nR9/)

33 Somebody has to help me out with the newest terms -
Does this make him a House Beaner?
Or maybe a Tio Tomas?

Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 07:34 PM (KrBYw)

34 I'm almost to the point that we should just start using every "offensive" term out there as a simple sign of contempt for the illegitimate PC regime.

Enough pussyfooting around. If they're that damn fragile, time to smack 'em in the face. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at March 24, 2015 07:34 PM (m9V0o)

35 Hopefully, the LIV Hispanic will see the name "Cruz" and vote for him. The MFM won't have the gift of the last name of Zimmerman this time around.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 24, 2015 07:34 PM (rTqAd)

36 Walker/Cruz 2016

Or

Cruz/Walker 2016

Could you imagine 16 years with those guys at the helm?

Let us pray!

Posted by: Kreplach at March 24, 2015 07:34 PM (4HFY9)

37 Commie media is declining.
If el cruz can use technology to bypass the Commie fag junkie media elites, we'll see a 61% majority for him (taking into account the busloads of illegals and imbeciles and the car-trunks full of ballots on the Mesabi Range).
Really, how many Commie Fag Junkies are there?

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 24, 2015 07:34 PM (XBF+S)

38 Racist!

Posted by: Supreme Being at March 24, 2015 07:34 PM (SJ184)

39 Another fabulous Cruz moment. Also probably uppity.

http://youtu.be/6nu9PSnPPUg

Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 07:35 PM (D3v0J)

40 I'm really liking this tactic of accusing the left of bigotry whenever they attack Cruz.

"As a Latina*, I feel disenfranchised when you use such othering language against someone just because they have a Spanish name."

*Hey, Sicilians are Latins, and I'll cut anyone who says otherwise!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 07:35 PM (KH1sk)

41 Cruz should use all of this hate from the lefties...like in a joking manner. "I'd hate to sound 'uppity' but you're an sshole for asking that question." ..well maybe not that...well actually, yeah that.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 24, 2015 07:35 PM (o2yvE)

42 They call a US hispanic Senator "uppity" and the GOP says absolutely N O T H I N G. Thing is, the media will say whatever they want about Cruz and none of it will be challenged. They will smear him, and the Repubes will never bother to stand up for him.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 24, 2015 07:35 PM (2/oBD)

43 24
Lemme guess--he's "lazy" too.

Posted by: Furious George

Jeez, do I have to tell you everything. Conservative BLACKS are lazy, conservative Latinos carry knives and steal. Conservative half black/half Latinos are too lazy to steal. Get it right.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2015 07:36 PM (4nR9/)

44 Can I get me a Frito Bandito bumpersticker in here?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 24, 2015 07:36 PM (lG2E3)

45 Hey, Sicilians are Latins, and I'll cut anyone who says otherwise!

Works for me, if you bake me up some manicotti

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:36 PM (39g3+)

46 Next they'll start talking about how he's a little 'greasy' and how he's only interested white women. Watch out Senator!

Those New Yorker writers probably still wear their white hoods when they step out to burn a cross or two. Don't be fooled by the vaguely interesting cartoons, 'cause these guys are TROUBLE!

Posted by: MTF at March 24, 2015 07:37 PM (r9gUQ)

47 BREAKING: Media Orders Cruz to Back of Bus

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:37 PM (MMC8r)

48 6 Say what? Haven't heard that term for years. And of course you remember who that applied to.

Posted by: HH
-------------------------
Actually, I don't remember who that was... Clarence Thomas, maybe?

Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 07:37 PM (KrBYw)

49 "Do My Lawn," Democrats Tell Ted Cruz

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:38 PM (MMC8r)

50 Can't we talk about this?

Posted by: Starbucks CEO at March 24, 2015 07:38 PM (l3vZN)

51 Dana Bash was wetting herself she was so excited that she discovered cruz was going to get insurance from his employer

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

52 Hey senator , should we send the New Yorker s check so they will keep up the good press? We can fundraise like crazy off this!

Posted by: Ted Cruz's campaign manager at March 24, 2015 07:38 PM (D5b+A)

53 Interesting they mention FiveThirtyEight in the same sentence they mention Cruz denying climate change, whateverthefuck that means. FiveThirtyEight of course famously promised to be ruthlessly objective, just the numbers, ma'am, until they crossed the High Priests of Global Warming and were forced to recant and grovel for forgiveness after sinning by presenting basic information which proved inconvenient to the High Priests' orthodoxy. That proved how objective that site was going to be. Now that it's been coopted, cockholsters at the NYT can safely quote it, I guess.

Posted by: just the dogma, ma'am at March 24, 2015 07:38 PM (55Dpa)

54 Yes, Ted Cruz denies the "existence of climate change".

Ted Cruz believes that it is always summer . . .

Always 72 degrees F, with a light breeze out of the SW . . .

And never a thunderstorm or tornado to be concerned with . . .

And unicorns will shit skittles and we'll all live happily ever after.

OH, WAIT! THAT FUCKING LUNATIC IS ACTUALLY BARACK OBAMA, THE NEW YORKER MAGAZINE'S CANDIDATE OF CHOICE!

These idiots deserve to be drowned in a vat of boiling ink.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2015 07:39 PM (72D6h)

55 @42 Rep. King-Scozzafava (RINO-NY) promises to jump off a bridge over el cruz.
Feature, not bug.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 24, 2015 07:39 PM (XBF+S)

56 Fuck that Chiquita Banana shit!

Posted by: Carmen Miranda at March 24, 2015 07:39 PM (lG2E3)

57 It has only taken 24 hours of charles cooke and New Yorker columns to make cruz my preferred choice. What does Neal dewing say. Doesn't matter, I'm on board. I Reserve the right to jump back on the walker bandwagon when the press goes for him. But I doubt he draws as much ire from the right, so it may be tough to unseat cruz as the most Palined conservative.

Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 07:39 PM (8NLb9)

58 I wish I could coin something pithy like Fen's Law.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 07:39 PM (rwI+c)

59 Another thing I've heard re: Cruz

He's not "really" Hispanic because he's not Catholic.

Apparently that asshole has never been to Texas.

Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 07:40 PM (D3v0J)

60 Works for me, if you bake me up some manicotti
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:36 PM (39g3+)
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As a Latina, I am deeply offended by(tm) your assumption that I'm barefoot and in the kitchen.

Okay, full disclosure, I'm actually barefoot, pantsless, and baking up another batch of meatballs (no lie). Can't fight genetics!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 07:40 PM (KH1sk)

61 51
Dana Bash was wetting herself she was so excited that she discovered cruz was going to get insurance from his employer

Wow, it got very quiet in here all of a sudden.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2015 07:40 PM (4nR9/)

62 Why did Senator Cruz 'shut down' the government Mr. NYT ?

Because he was trying to stop the disaster that is Obamacare and has been proven right . Given enough time, Obamacare or any government program will become entrenched and no matter how bad it is it will not be eliminated. We have about reached that point with Obamacare.

And Cruz or any conservative has not denied climate change. Climate change is a given and is evidenced throughout history. Thinking people deny man is the proximate cause of Climate change.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at March 24, 2015 07:40 PM (dkHoZ)

63 MFM: Cruz isn't Hispanic because he doesn't drive a low rider or watch or wear a sombrero and poncho and he hates Cheech and Chong movies

Posted by: L, Elle at March 24, 2015 07:40 PM (rTqAd)

64 Its kind of funny watching the left run around waving their arms and yelling, they don't quite seem to know what to make of Cruz or how to respond, like his announcement caught them utterly by surprise. Surely at least one of them considered the possibility he might run, didn't they?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:40 PM (39g3+)

65 #GOPHatesWetbacks

Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 07:40 PM (Dq001)

66 Cruz/palin 2016. Because pissing you off is half the fun.

Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 07:41 PM (8NLb9)

67 Or the New Yorker, even. Like there's a fucking difference.

I guess the New Yorker has those cartoons about people shitting themselves.

Posted by: just the dogma, ma'am at March 24, 2015 07:41 PM (55Dpa)

68 The Ocare thing is easy enough to understand. The grossly hypocritical left (see post title) thinks the best charge it can lay on the right is hypocrisy. Because the right are supposed to be consistent, you see, whereas the left can be hypocrites, because rules they just made up.

Yes, you do have to be mentally ill and/or under ten years of age to play that game. Yes, a plurality of people want to play that game. Yes, we are pretty well boned.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2015 07:41 PM (bLnSU)

69 Hopefully, the LIV Hispanic will see the name "Cruz"
and vote for him. The MFM won't have the gift of the last name of
Zimmerman this time around.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 24, 2015 07:34 PM (rTqAd)

Univision is already reporting to their viewers that he is "anti-immigration."

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 24, 2015 07:41 PM (KuU4f)

70

He's not "really" Hispanic because he's not Catholic.

Because Catholicism is genetic.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:41 PM (MMC8r)

71 61
51

Dana Bash was wetting herself she was so excited that she discovered cruz was going to get insurance from his employer

Wow, it got very quiet in here all of a sudden.

Er, never mind. I thought you said Dana Perino was wetting herself. I lost reading comprehension after that.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2015 07:41 PM (4nR9/)

72 I thought "uppity" was only supposed to be used to refer to loud mouthed, know-it-all senators who never had a real job but think they can fix anything in Amerika. But I guess that would make some think I am a racist.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 24, 2015 07:41 PM (zpZLP)

73 Wow. Racist much?

I hope their twat feeds get inundated with those types of responses. Pile the pressure on those idiots. Do. Not. Let. Up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 07:41 PM (0HooB)

74 Why won't they let candidate Cruz come out from the shadows

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 07:41 PM (zOTsN)

75 hahahaha this place if run by rubes

Posted by: FIVE THIRTY and SEVEN EIGHTHS at March 24, 2015 07:42 PM (XYKz+)

76

I'm very concerned about the #WhitePrivilege that this #heteronormative hate activistis showing... by attacking this strong #Latino man who has the audacity to want to be President.

#NOH8 #Latinovote #BanBossy #YesALLWomen #CisgendersForCRUZ

Wait....WUT? This isn't twitter? WTF?? ::sobs::

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 24, 2015 07:42 PM (enNrR)

77 Speedy Gonzalez 2016!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2015 07:42 PM (lG2E3)

78 Er, never mind. I thought you said Dana Perino

I saw Dana Plato and flashed back to Different Strokes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:42 PM (39g3+)

79 You know what's racist, media?

Having lower standards for the black candidate.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:42 PM (MMC8r)

80 *Hey, Sicilians are Latins, and I'll cut anyone who says otherwise!

Posted by: All Hail Eris
-------------------------
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 07:42 PM (KrBYw)

81 Have we had word from that staunch conservative David Brooks ?

Posted by: awkward davies at March 24, 2015 07:43 PM (Z+Mqb)

82
if hillary implodes the democrats have nobody to run,and yet the mainstream press ignores this fact

Posted by: kj at March 24, 2015 07:43 PM (lKyWE)

83 Because Catholicism is genetic.

Talk to my Irish grandfather

Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 07:43 PM (8NLb9)

84 Ted Cruz is the Kwisatz Haderach.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 07:43 PM (rwI+c)

85 Media Demands Ted Cruz Make Them Their Burritos

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:43 PM (MMC8r)

86 77
Speedy Gonzalez 2016!

Posted by: Joe Biden

Speedy Gonzalez / Frito Bandito That's a ticket that can run AND steal.

Posted by: New Yorker editorial staff at March 24, 2015 07:44 PM (4nR9/)

87 Cruz is the smartest man running for POTUS. Is being a smart Latino being uppity??

Posted by: jmel at March 24, 2015 07:44 PM (cfFqn)

88 >>> I guess the New Yorker has those cartoons about people shitting themselves.
Posted by: just the dogma, ma'am at March 24, 2015 07:41 PM

Not. Funny.

Posted by: A. Roker at March 24, 2015 07:44 PM (V0NdD)

89
I look forward to tomorrow because I suspect it will be airplane crash speculation-palooza here.

I'm still sticking by my earlier speculation that it was islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 07:44 PM (99lLg)

90 Racists!

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 24, 2015 07:44 PM (74McK)

91 Dana Bash's point is that Cruz is enrolling in Obamacare, what a hypocrite!

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 07:44 PM (zOTsN)

92
Because Catholicism is genetic. it kind of is

Posted by: kj at March 24, 2015 07:44 PM (lKyWE)

93 Uppity Beans, Unite!

Posted by: NEw Yorker Delivery Van Bumper Sticker at March 24, 2015 07:44 PM (6y+F2)

94 Whoopi Goldberg and the other harridans on _The Moo_ were apparently having a complete conniption fit over the thought of President Ted Cruz.

I'm liking this guy more and more.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 07:45 PM (noWW6)

95 This ain't nothing.... It's gonna get a whole lot worse.... Doesn't matter who the republicans choose as a candidate...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 24, 2015 07:45 PM (Bn6aD)

96
Too soon, you say?

Well, I'll bet you dollars to dognuts that the left already pinned the cause of the crash on climate change.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 07:45 PM (99lLg)

97 Media: "If Ted Cruz is Hispanic, Where Is His Switchblade?"

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:45 PM (MMC8r)

98 I'm still sticking by my earlier speculation that it was islamic terrorism.

My money is on "crappy pilot"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:45 PM (39g3+)

99 Ted Cruz asks "where are all the white women at?"

http://tinyurl.com/pbpf4kz

Posted by: THE New Yorker at March 24, 2015 07:45 PM (i55o+)

100 Yes, but he's an Unperson so that's okay then.

This is dead on accurate.

http://onion.com/1xvoDZq

Posted by: alexthechick - I control the vertical at March 24, 2015 07:46 PM (IrByp)

101 See, it's okay when we do it.

Posted by: New Yawker at March 24, 2015 07:46 PM (/EkKm)

102 I suspect it will be airplane crash speculation-palooza here.

Has been since it happened on the "news". I turn it off as soon as it starts. Enough with the ghoulish voyeurism, you jackoffs.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2015 07:46 PM (4nR9/)

103 Except that Cruz actually is of European descent and Zimmerman mostly isn't, or at least doesn't look it.

Cruz looks like Cortes y Pizarro. Zimmerman looks more like the guys they beat.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 07:46 PM (AVEe1)

104 Ted Cruz: beaner or taco bender?

Posted by: New Yorker at March 24, 2015 07:47 PM (39g3+)

105 "94 Whoopi Goldberg and the other harridans"

I prefer "strumpet," brown boy.

Posted by: Whoopi, Contemplating Gender Reassignment at March 24, 2015 07:47 PM (lG2E3)

106 A man like that, who kill your brother

Forget that man, and find another

One of your own kind, one of your own kind

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 07:47 PM (zOTsN)

107 No seriously, you mean to say he's Hispanic? But he's not like, you know, Hispanic-Hispanic? Like my gardener?

Posted by: New Yawker at March 24, 2015 07:47 PM (/EkKm)

108 I don't know what will happen with Ted Cruz' candidacy, and I'm not ready to fully support anyone yet, but my goodness, with the way he's way he's being attacked if I actually had any money I;d throw it his way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 07:47 PM (DXzRD)

109 Yeah, Cruz is lazy and stupid, and uppity.... Obama on the other hand is the second coming of Mohammed, I mean Christ...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 24, 2015 07:47 PM (Bn6aD)

110 33 Somebody has to help me out with the newest terms -
Does this make him a House Beaner?
Or maybe a Tio Tomas?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015

Uncle Wetback?

Hopefully he will fight back unlike the normal GOP twerp

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 07:47 PM (1FBjV)

111 >>Hey, Sicilians are Latins, and I'll cut anyone who says otherwise

Well, they aren't Italians. That's one thing we can agree on.

Posted by: The Rest of Italy at March 24, 2015 07:47 PM (6y+F2)

112 Ted Cruz asks, "Hey gringo, you wanna buy a watch? 'Cause if you had a watch, you'd know it was nighttime. And nighttime ain't no time to be in this part of town."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 07:48 PM (0HooB)

113
My money is on "crappy pilot"

We might both be right.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 07:48 PM (99lLg)

114 I thought his last name was Cruise, like in Tom. My bad.

Posted by: New Yawker at March 24, 2015 07:48 PM (/EkKm)

115 103 I would love to have seen the faces on the media when they saw what Zimmerman looked like.They were so hoping for and expecting a white guy.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 07:48 PM (KETbL)

116 I love Ted Cruz as a candidate who will force conservative ideas on a media that tries desperately to ignore and cover them up; they won't be able to censor them away. Can he win?

No. No Republican will win. The fix is in, it doesn't matter who the GOP runs, period.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:48 PM (39g3+)

117 When your a dem your a dem all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying day

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 07:48 PM (zOTsN)

118 In the interests of good planning, I think we need to come up with a song to sing as the Obama helicopter leaves for the last time, just like they did with Bush.

I'm going with Cee Lo Green's opus.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2015 07:48 PM (4nR9/)

119 MEDIA: CRUZ LINKED TO CASTRO

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:48 PM (MMC8r)

120 >>Uncle Wetback?

Tio Tom, por favor.

Posted by: Garrett at March 24, 2015 07:49 PM (6y+F2)

121 Uppity people don't make good Solicitors. Judges seem to frown upon that attitude.

Cruz is one of the best.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at March 24, 2015 07:49 PM (dkHoZ)

122 I'm going with Cee Lo Green's opus.

Yes.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 07:49 PM (rwI+c)

123 I remember being told that the Hispanic world is a veritable rainbow of infinite combinations, with people from a variety of racial and cultural backgrounds.

Now they're saying he's too white, and Cubans don't really count anyway. Which is racist, because Cubans come in a multitude of shades.

They're just obsessed with race.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 07:49 PM (KH1sk)

124 Know your place, Dorsal aqueous

Posted by: New Yorker Caption at March 24, 2015 07:49 PM (jT+gh)

125 He can't be uppity
He's a Cuban male, not a Puerto Rican chick

Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 07:49 PM (//V6n)

126 #BanBossy

Posted by: johnd01 at March 24, 2015 07:50 PM (awxc9)

127 MEDIA: Cruz Spent Much Of Adult Life In Legal System

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:50 PM (MMC8r)

128 It's west side story with cruz in the role of Tony

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 07:50 PM (zOTsN)

129 Cruz irks all the right people - charles cooke, Neal dewing, drew - the kind of people who simply meet up on Twitter.

Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 07:50 PM (8NLb9)

130 I'm still sticking by my earlier speculation that it was islamic terrorism.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed
_________________

Nope. There were children on board. Ted Cruz masterminded the whole thing.

Posted by: Furious George at March 24, 2015 07:50 PM (UlJ3l)

131 Well, they aren't Italians. That's one thing we can agree on.
Posted by: The Rest of Italy at March 24, 2015 07:47 PM (6y+F2)
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Anything below Rome is Africa!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 07:50 PM (KH1sk)

132 If you have Liberal friends, they may already have tried to find a way to explain to you that Ted Cruz is not actually an authentic minority because he's not a Liberal, without sounding like a crass bigot, and failed.

If not, they will likely do so soon.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2015 07:50 PM (bLnSU)

133 98: Crappy plane. if it aint Boeing, I aint going.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 07:50 PM (ucDmr)

134 MFM: Mr. Cruz, if you are actually Hispanic, will you please show us your MS-13 tats?

Posted by: L, Elle at March 24, 2015 07:51 PM (rTqAd)

135 Now they're saying he's too white, and Cubans don't really count anyway. Which is racist, because Cubans come in a multitude of shades.

They're just obsessed with race.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 07:49 PM (KH1sk)

All Conservatives Are White.

Because Conservatives Are Racist.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:51 PM (MMC8r)

136 Puerto Rican women aren't uppity, they are just insanely overconfident and completely sure they are the hawtest thing to ever walk the earth, no matter how they look. Its adorable.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:51 PM (39g3+)

137 BREAKING : Ted Cruz and Family Celebrate Taco Tuesdays!

Posted by: Garrett at March 24, 2015 07:51 PM (6y+F2)

138 110
33 Somebody has to help me out with the newest terms -

Does this make him a House Beaner?

Or maybe a Tio Tomas?

Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015

Uncle Wetback?

Senator Esse

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2015 07:51 PM (4nR9/)

139 Ted Cruz's country property has a "Gringo rock" on it.

Posted by: Whoopi, Contemplating Gender Reassignment at March 24, 2015 07:52 PM (lG2E3)

140 Why can't the GOP have normal people run - like george bush. He wasn't one of those crazy right wingers.

Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 07:52 PM (8NLb9)

141 ha ha ha Choom gang???
http://oi62.tinypic.com/20qnb0w.jpg

Posted by: Teddy and the Cruzer's at March 24, 2015 07:52 PM (XYKz+)

142 So, meanwhile, Boko Haram not only never did #BringBackOurGirls, but instead they #CameBackToGetMoreGirls, with something like another 500 girls and women abducted by Boko. The Boko jihadis apparently murdered about 50 of them right off the bat, presumably women too old to make good sex slave resale prospects.

Meanwhile, the entire focus of the institutional left is on shrieking that OMG THIS CRUZ GUY IS A CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 07:52 PM (noWW6)

143

That Ted Cruz guy is going beyond the pale by following the law. What an extremistRWNJ eh?* -leftist journalist hacks everywhere

*totally not a Canadian joke...I like Canandians....some of my best friends are Canadian...I'm not a birther at all....Cruz's mother was American....aw phuc it......let's be honest about who we want for President in 2016.....

#ReadyForHillary

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 24, 2015 07:52 PM (enNrR)

144 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:48 PM (39g3

Cruz will layout everything that will happen if a Democrat is elected. If the worse happens and the Dems win, he will be proven right again in prep for 2020 run , if we still exist.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at March 24, 2015 07:52 PM (dkHoZ)

145 Anything below Rome is Africa!

So is this where we cut to the eggplant speech from True Romance?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:52 PM (39g3+)

146 MFM: Mr. Cruz, if you are actually Hispanic, will you please show us your MS-13 tats?

*unfurls the Sabo poster of Cruz/tattoos*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 07:52 PM (0HooB)

147 >>> 103 I would love to have seen the faces on the media
when they saw what Zimmerman looked like.They were so hoping for and
expecting a white guy.
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 07:48 PM

That's probably how "White Hispanic" happened. The copy was already written. Just before going to air, an intern had to scribble in "Hispanic" right after "White".

Posted by: jamwow - HappyFunCamper at March 24, 2015 07:52 PM (V0NdD)

148 MEDIA: Cruz Spent Much Of Adult Life In Legal System

I'm choking to death.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 07:53 PM (rwI+c)

149 Yep. First term Senators are uppity when they run for the Presidency.

Always.

It's in the rule book**

**except for historic first black (and any other blacks that follow) presidential candidates.

Posted by: Your Elite Media Betters at March 24, 2015 07:53 PM (IRiM9)

150 BREAKING : Ted Cruz calls curb feelers 'tha shit'.

Posted by: THE New Yorker at March 24, 2015 07:53 PM (i55o+)

151 Meanwhile, the entire focus of the institutional left is on shrieking that OMG THIS CRUZ GUY IS A CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER.

And Hillary Clinton deletes another 50,000 emails.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:53 PM (MMC8r)

152 so Cruz should wear "uppity"
like a badge

thanks you mfm whores

Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 07:53 PM (g/zj9)

153 "��ndale! ��ndale! �Arriba! �Arriba!"

Doesn't sound that bad for a campaign slogan. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 07:53 PM (DXzRD)

154 87 Cruz is the smartest man running for POTUS. Is being a smart Latino being uppity??
Posted by: jmel at March 24, 2015 07:44 PM (

So a token, wise Latina on the SCOTUS is not uppity?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 07:53 PM (1FBjV)

155 Taco Bell or Chipotle?

Posted by: Candy Crowley Debate Question at March 24, 2015 07:54 PM (6y+F2)

156 love the cruz tats

Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 07:54 PM (g/zj9)

157 Evidently Spanish punctuation triggers a Pixy breakdown.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 07:54 PM (DXzRD)

158 "if we still exist."

All signs point to "No."

Posted by: Magic Eight-Ball at March 24, 2015 07:54 PM (lG2E3)

159
Taco Bell or Chipotle?

Shirley you can't be serial.

Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 07:54 PM (MDgS8)

160 That Ted Cruz guy is going beyond the pale
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Straight up racism.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 07:55 PM (KH1sk)

161 I agree, he should riff on "uppity" all the time, bringing it up and pointing it out wherever he goes. Uppity should be part of his slogan, like Hope for Obama. Mock them, point out the racism. Make them suffer.

Just before going to air, an intern had to scribble in "Hispanic" right after "White".

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:55 PM (39g3+)

162 Churro or Maple Bar?

Posted by: Candy Crowley Debate Question at March 24, 2015 07:55 PM (6y+F2)

163 MEDIA: "TED" CRUZ' FIRST NAME IS REALLY "RAFAEL"-- WHAT ELSE IS HE HIDING?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:55 PM (MMC8r)

164 I say, "hail fellow, well met," to these vibrant, authentic chaps I come across each day in their "barrio"

Posted by: New Yorker, Pock-ee-Stan edition at March 24, 2015 07:55 PM (jT+gh)

165 Ted Cruz has connections to Goldman Sachs. In other words he just might be a democrat

Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 07:56 PM (8NLb9)

166 Does Ted Cruz drive, and if so, what kind of a low rider is it?

Posted by: MFM at March 24, 2015 07:56 PM (4nR9/)

167 "if it aint Boeing, I aint going."

Depends on who's flying the Boeing.

Not all that long ago, I was driving on Hwy. 101 down the SF Peninsula, past the airport, where they were carting off the burnt-out remains of what had been a perfectly good Boeing 777 with no technical faults at all, that an Asiana Airlines crew had planted into the seawall at the verge of the runway.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 07:56 PM (noWW6)

168 140 Why can't the GOP have normal people run - like george bush. He wasn't one of those crazy right wingers.
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 07:52 PM (8NLb9)

But his brother Jeb is. Aren't we lucky

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 07:56 PM (1FBjV)

169 This is my Twitter avatar : http://tinyurl.com/ot9vcve

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2015 07:56 PM (i55o+)

170 Refritos or Frijoles Negro?

Posted by: Candy Crowley Debate Question at March 24, 2015 07:56 PM (6y+F2)

171
Evidently Spanish punctuation triggers a Pixy breakdown.

Anything other than white privilege punctuation gets black diamonded.

Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 07:56 PM (MDgS8)

172 Actual Wahington Post headline:

Principled or know-it-all?

GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz is a lightning rod for controversy and a stickler for process

Far cry from the 'Messiah' press copy for you-know-who

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:57 PM (MMC8r)

173 I like how those tut-tutting over his "lack of experience" , don't bother mentioning his time as Solicitor General of Texas.

Took on the Bush administration over the death penalty:WON.

Numerous defenses of the Constitution, First Ammendment, lib assholes that faint at the pledge of allegiance: WON.

And on and on....

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2015 07:57 PM (Bl4dy)

174 I'd like to vote for Ayaan Hirsi Ali for First Lady of the United States, especially if I had to vote for myself for President.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 24, 2015 07:57 PM (XBF+S)

175 I dunno if Airbus is unsafe, but I remember a while back when DC's were falling out of the air and losing parts pretty regularly. A long time ago I guess, early 80s.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:57 PM (39g3+)

176 MEDIA: TED CRUZ DENIES KILLING KITTENS

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 07:57 PM (MMC8r)

177 150 BREAKING : Ted Cruz calls curb feelers 'tha shit'.

Posted by: THE New Yorker at March 24, 2015 07:53 PM (i55o+)

Bravo! lol

Posted by: Teddy and the Cruzer's at March 24, 2015 07:57 PM (XYKz+)

178 Cruz Missle 2016 Uppity Results

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 07:58 PM (1FBjV)

179 My dream team would be Cruz / Bolton.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at March 24, 2015 07:58 PM (dkHoZ)

180 No seriously, he's Hispanic? Where is his sombrero and big mustache?

Posted by: New Yawker at March 24, 2015 07:58 PM (/EkKm)

181 CRUZ LIVES WITH TWO BLOND LITTLE GIRLS!!!

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 07:58 PM (zOTsN)

182 Zimmerman really should have tweeted out "suck my cock, Obama" when he won his case, in Aymara. Or Quechua. (I'm not picky.)

Cruz, since he's running for office, can't do that; but from what I've read of his "Imagine" speech, the Left is treating it about the same.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 07:58 PM (AVEe1)

183 Good: "Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba!"

Better: Viva Zapata!

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2015 07:58 PM (4nR9/)

184 167 Captain Ho Lee Fuk

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 07:58 PM (KETbL)

185
No, seriously, he's Hispanic? Does he do lawns, or clean pools?

Posted by: New Yawker at March 24, 2015 07:59 PM (/EkKm)

186 Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 07:56 PM (MDgS

Thank goodness at least the diamonds are black, eh?

Posted by: Eric Holder at March 24, 2015 07:59 PM (DXzRD)

187 bolton for secdef

putin will respect

Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 07:59 PM (g/zj9)

188 No seriously, he's Hispanic? That just makes him even more uppity.

Posted by: New Yawker at March 24, 2015 07:59 PM (/EkKm)

189 Wife Beater or Flannel with only the collar buttoned?

Posted by: Candy Crowley Debate Question at March 24, 2015 08:00 PM (6y+F2)

190 Evidently Spanish punctuation triggers a Pixy breakdown.

Ace Of Diamonds.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 08:00 PM (AVEe1)

191 167: was the pilot Ho Lee Fuk?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 08:00 PM (ucDmr)

192 Steve Ditko wasn't joking with the "Spider-Man Threat or Menace" headlines. He knew what the press was like all the way back in the 60s. J. Jonah Jameson was Ditko's kick in the furry mangerines at the press even way back then, and they've never gotten better. Expect more of that kind of thing with Cruz in particular until they find a way to bring him down like they did with Palin (or fail).

I can just imagine the fistfights in SNL cast over who's going to portray him as a dumpy idiot lunatic in skits.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:00 PM (39g3+)

193 No seriously, he's Hispanic? Next you'll be telling me Barack Obama is half white.

Posted by: New Yawker at March 24, 2015 08:00 PM (/EkKm)

194
Wife Beater or Flannel with only the collar buttoned?

I think the preference is both.

Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 08:00 PM (MDgS8)

195 My dream team would be Cruz / Bolton.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at March 24, 2015 07:58 PM (dkHoZ)
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I would love to see Vice President Bolton bang his shoe on the podium at the United Nations and shout "We will bury you!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 08:00 PM (KH1sk)

196 Feh,

Have you seen the pictures of Putins new "night time motorcycle gang"?

Breitbart has pictures. It's glorious.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2015 08:01 PM (Bl4dy)

197 I wish he'd wear a Zoot suit, 'cause those were really cool. Especially in cartoons when it was a wolf wearing one and his tongue and lips got all big and floppy when a good-lookin' woman walked by and shit.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2015 08:01 PM (lG2E3)

198
Does Ted Cruz drive, and if so, what kind of a low rider is it?
Posted by: MFM

A '65 Impala with a picture of a barechested Milton Friedman in an Aztec headdress spraypainted on the hood.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 24, 2015 08:01 PM (kdS6q)

199 It's on.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/o4omaw2
I fear we'll see more of this. The Cruz site goes down, looks like Iran, really Rove or Axelrod (but I repeat myself).
Is there a line in the sand for you? Some point beyond which requires the local gutta percha?
They run with scissors.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 24, 2015 08:02 PM (XBF+S)

200 >>> Puerto Rican women aren't uppity, they are just
insanely overconfident and completely sure they are the hawtest thing to
ever walk the earth, no matter how they look. Its adorable.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:51 PM

Oh, no you ditn't.

Posted by: Latina w/the Get-Back Stare at March 24, 2015 08:02 PM (V0NdD)

201 Tecate or Negro Modelo?

Posted by: Candy Crowley Debate Question at March 24, 2015 08:02 PM (6y+F2)

202 BREAKING NEWS : Ted Cruz refuses to say how he illegally entered the country!

Posted by: THE New Yorker at March 24, 2015 08:02 PM (i55o+)

203 Does Cruz have those dingle balls hanging in the back window of his 64 Impala?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 08:02 PM (ucDmr)

204 Now I've got the earworm of Cheech & Chong's "Beaners" stuck in my head.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 08:02 PM (KrBYw)

205 198. A '65 Impala with a picture of a barechested Milton Friedman in an Aztec headdress spraypainted on the hood.....

While you're bullshitting name one moron who wouldn't drive that

Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 08:03 PM (//V6n)

206 off to breitbart

kt, what do you think of williambanzai

peoplescube is also great

cruz should hire all tgese guys but they'll demand tribute

Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 08:03 PM (g/zj9)

207 This Cruz chico, leaf blower in hand, would look a fine replacement my estate's former lawn j�ckey

Posted by: New Yorker, Pock-ee-Stan edition at March 24, 2015 08:03 PM (jT+gh)

208 A '65 Impala with a picture of a barechested Milton Friedman in an Aztec headdress spraypainted on the hood.....

He's Cuban. '50s cars for him.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 08:03 PM (AVEe1)

209 It's really amazing the freak out

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 08:03 PM (zOTsN)

210 Since Cruz is Cuban I expected a lot more Scarface references.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at March 24, 2015 08:04 PM (dkHoZ)

211 A '65 Impala with a picture of a barechested Milton Friedman in an Aztec headdress spraypainted on the hood.....

That would be so awesome.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 08:04 PM (rwI+c)

212 I like Cuban coffee.

I like old man Cruz, awesome guy. His kid is ok with me.,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 08:05 PM (1FBjV)

213 When does Gloria Allred (sp?) trot out the "Ted Cruz groped me, raped me" girls?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 08:05 PM (DXzRD)

214 A '65 Impala with a picture of a barechested Milton Friedman in an Aztec headdress spraypainted on the hood.....

I'll take two

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:05 PM (39g3+)

215 Puerto Rican women aren't uppity, they are just
insane~~ly overconfident and completely sure they are the hawtest thing to ever walk the earth,~~ no matter how they look. Its adorable.

FIFY.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at March 24, 2015 08:05 PM (m9V0o)

216 So fucking awesome.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 08:05 PM (rwI+c)

217 Steve Ditko wasn't joking with the "Spider-Man Threat or Menace" headlines. He knew what the press was like all the way back in the 60s.

Ditko's a big fan of Ayn Rand and Objectivism, as I understand. Not a liberal drone.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:05 PM (MMC8r)

218 While you're bullshitting name one moron who wouldn't drive that [A '65 Impala with a picture of a barechested Milton Friedman in an Aztec headdress spraypainted on the hood]

1958 Plymouth Fury (the "Christine" car); and it would be Rafael Trujillo in the headdress.

Otherwise, close.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 08:06 PM (AVEe1)

219 When does Gloria Allred (sp?) trot out the "Ted Cruz groped me, raped me" girls?

When he's doing too well in the polls against Jeb Bush.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:06 PM (39g3+)

220 If I were Cruz, I would have marachi band open for me on every stop. Stuff it in their ass. Either that or dress like Castro.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 08:06 PM (ucDmr)

221 115
I would love to have seen the faces on the media when they saw what Zimmerman looked like.They were so hoping for and expecting a white guy.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 07:48 PM (KETbL)

They were hoping for and expecting a Joo.

Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2015 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

222 Yes Ditko is a huge Objectivist, hence the full mask on Spider-Man (and his other guys like The Question and especially Mr A).

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:07 PM (39g3+)

223 No seriously, he's Hispanic? But you can hardly tell. He is so very pale. He needs to get more sun.

Posted by: New Yawker at March 24, 2015 08:07 PM (/EkKm)

224 Maybe he'll have "Tequila" for his campaign theme song.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2015 08:07 PM (lG2E3)

225 196 Feh,

Have you seen the pictures of Putins new "night time motorcycle gang"?

Breitbart has pictures. It's glorious.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2015 08:01 PM

Saw that earlier today. Someone needs to run side by side of Putin on a cycle and TFG on a bike with helmet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 08:08 PM (1FBjV)

226 putin biker

haha a f'in trike

well, the comments are where we're at, between twin contempt for both putin the potentate and mom jean sissy bike choom boy

Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 08:08 PM (g/zj9)

227 What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

Posted by: Ted Cruz at March 24, 2015 08:08 PM (dkHoZ)

228 If I were Cruz, I would have marachi band open for me on every stop. Stuff it in their ass. Either that or dress like Castro.

Or?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 08:09 PM (0HooB)

229 Feh,
Oh, both will have a field day with the Putin thing. I mean, he looks.....the opposite of macho.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2015 08:09 PM (Bl4dy)

230 Well I certainly won't support him, but he is clean and he does speak with no discernable accent.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at March 24, 2015 08:09 PM (lG2E3)

231 I suggest a Cadillac LeMans for the Cruzmobile (seen in the Buddy Holly story):

http://tinyurl.com/n9wz37q

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:09 PM (39g3+)

232 I support Ted Cruz, the dirty fuck!

Posted by: Johnny Coldcuts at March 24, 2015 08:10 PM (lG2E3)

233 Maybe he'll have "Tequila" for his campaign theme song.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2015 08:07 PM (lG2E3)
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Low Rider by War. How awesome would it be if he strolled on stage to this?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro4yhp9L6Ok

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 08:10 PM (KH1sk)

234 Orale, vato!

New Jork Times endorsemens? I don' need no steenkin' New Jork Times endorsemens!

Arriba, arriba; andale, andale!

*runs off to bend tacos*

Note to NYC: if you're gonna do it, go all-in it. Don't half-ass it.

Posted by: Ted Cruz'n in my low-rider at March 24, 2015 08:11 PM (amQXf)

235
So, this - but with Jack Kemp and Barry Goldwater on it:

http://image.lowriderarte.com/f/metal_art/8483419+h499/0601lra_metal_art_02_z.jpg

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 24, 2015 08:11 PM (kdS6q)

236 167
Not all that long ago, I was driving on Hwy. 101 down the SF Peninsula, past the airport, where they were carting off the burnt-out remains of what had been a perfectly good Boeing 777 with no technical faults at all, that an Asiana Airlines crew had planted into the seawall at the verge of the runway.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 07:56 PM (noWW6)

I remember that one.

Posted by: Wei Tu Lo at March 24, 2015 08:11 PM (sdi6R)

237 228: And dress like Castro and smoke smoke a big fucking cigar.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 08:11 PM (ucDmr)

238 Posters by Sabo that say "Say Hello to my Lil Frien"

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 08:11 PM (zOTsN)

239 Sen�r Cruz, as a devotee to Univision or Telemundo, just how awesome was that Chavez fellow?

Posted by: New Yorker, Pock-ee-Stan edition at March 24, 2015 08:12 PM (jT+gh)

240 Er, NYT, not NYC

Posted by: Ted Cruz'n in my low-rider at March 24, 2015 08:12 PM (amQXf)

241 232 I support Ted Cruz, the dirty fuck!
Posted by: Johnny Coldcuts at March 24, 2015

No, that's some Kraut going to Medicine Hat College.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 08:12 PM (1FBjV)

242 Should use The Lonely Bull by Herb Alpert for his campaign song:

https://youtu.be/6uqPBZncL5Q

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:12 PM (39g3+)

243 He gonna carve those Blue State electoral votes up real nice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 08:13 PM (AVEe1)

244 I guess every friday would be taco night at the White House

Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 08:13 PM (//V6n)

245 MEDIA: TED CRUZ DENIES KILLING KITTENS

BREAKING UPDATE: PUTS THEM IN CAGES ON ROOF OF LOW RIDER

Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2015 08:14 PM (ahBY0)

246 I guess every friday would be taco night at the White House
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole

Every night will be taco night when I'm in the White House.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham-Rodham at March 24, 2015 08:14 PM (GuwT9)

247 What until you see the White House quince for his girls

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 08:14 PM (zOTsN)

248 244: Not Friday. Taco Tuesday. Two for one.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 08:14 PM (ucDmr)

249 @33: "Somebody has to help me out with the newest terms -

Does this make him a House Beaner?

Or maybe a Tio Tomas?"

Almond Joy - brown on the outside, white on the inside.

Posted by: Ted Cruz'n in my low-rider at March 24, 2015 08:15 PM (amQXf)

250 Actually I would like to see that

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 08:15 PM (zOTsN)

251 Cocoanut is the usual term of derision for Hispanics who won't stay on the plantation. Brown outside, white inside.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:16 PM (39g3+)

252 "Now I've got the earworm of Cheech and Chong's 'Beaners' stuck in my head."

Ted's not here, man.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 08:16 PM (noWW6)

253 Reading Cruz's wiki page and the SCOAMF's is a joke.

Other than Obamas pretenatural ability to fail upwards, the man is a big fat nothing.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 24, 2015 08:16 PM (4HFY9)

254 I guess every friday would be taco night at the White House

Siestas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 08:16 PM (0HooB)

255 Ha!!!
I wonder if they will wrap all the White House furniture in clear plastic and put a crucifix in every room

Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 08:17 PM (//V6n)

256 252: Whatever you do, don't look at his face, man.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 08:17 PM (ucDmr)

257 Honestly, Cruz seems too smart to want to be president. He must really think he can make a difference, the poor fool.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:17 PM (39g3+)

258 They will comment on Cruz' white wife. Which will play poorly in Texas where aprox every other family is a mix of Hispanic and white.

Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 08:18 PM (D3v0J)

259 Cruz has a very colorful storyline. His wife's family did mission work in Africa providing dental care. Heidi Cruz lived there as a child for a time.

Posted by: I am soo into you!! at March 24, 2015 08:18 PM (XYKz+)

260 He should hire that guy from all those machete movies to be his campaign manager. The guy from that Snickers commercial.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 08:19 PM (ucDmr)

261 They will comment on Cruz' white wife. Which will play poorly in Texas where aprox every other family is a mix of Hispanic and white.

I can't see that winning over lots of people in CO, NM or AZ either.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 08:19 PM (AVEe1)

262 Cruz has yet to address his Spanish ancestors' roles in the genocide of indigenous nations

Posted by: New Yorker, Pock-ee-Stan edition at March 24, 2015 08:19 PM (jT+gh)

263 Honestly, Cruz seems too smart to want to be president. He must really think he can make a difference, the poor fool.

If some community organizer with zero experience in the real world can fundamentally change the greatest nation in the history of the world, there's hope for Cruz.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 08:19 PM (0HooB)

264 258. ????!!!!
If Obama can marry a Klingon the Cruz can marry a whitey
It's only fair

Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 08:19 PM (//V6n)

265 I can't see that winning over lots of people in CO, NM or AZ either.

Southern California, Nevada, Oklahoma, yeah. Some of those states are write-offs as far as the left is concerned, but a lot aren't.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:20 PM (39g3+)

266 He should hire that guy from all those machete movies to be his campaign manager.

Big lefty from what I understand. Well, committed, he's about 5'2. Danny Trejo, love to see him in movies. So much menace and a great face.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:21 PM (39g3+)

267 I hope he doesn't play up the Hispanic thing. I want him to be all American and not play stupid games with us.

Cruz is seriously the only candidate I would consider showing up for right now. I really do not want him to screw it up.

Posted by: freaked at March 24, 2015 08:21 PM (JdEZJ)

268 He should hire that guy from all those machete movies to be his campaign manager. The guy from that Snickers commercial.

Cheech Marin for Press Secretary.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 08:21 PM (0HooB)

269 Cruz can run against ethanol subsidies by saying that it will lower the price of corn tortillas.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 24, 2015 08:22 PM (rTqAd)

270 @97: "Media: "If Ted Cruz is Hispanic, Where Is His Switchblade?""

Ay, combato! Combato pugilistico! Eme trece, gringos!

*runs off to have picnic in public park with 900 family members*

Posted by: Ted Cruz'n in my low-rider at March 24, 2015 08:22 PM (amQXf)

271 East coast Libs will be shocked to find out about the mixing of the the races down south.
Chris Matthews and Rachael Maddow have them believing it's all white all the time down here.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2015 08:22 PM (Bl4dy)

272 228 If I were Cruz, I would have marachi band open for me on every stop. Stuff it in their ass. Either that or dress like Castro.

Or?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 08:09 PM (0HooB

Castro it is!

Posted by: Teddy and the Cruzers at March 24, 2015 08:22 PM (XYKz+)

273 268: Tommy Chong for HHS.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 08:23 PM (ucDmr)

274 Danny Trejo reminds me of Al Leong (the chinese guy in Die Hard and like 500 other movies). Except thanks to Robert Rodriguez, Trejo gets speaking parts and even lead roles. Leong never got enough good parts, always some villain without any lines.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:24 PM (39g3+)

275 i hope cruz drinks vodka

Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 08:24 PM (g/zj9)

276 Cruz's Guns, Cruz's Germs, and Cruz's Steel should concern us all

Posted by: New Yorker, Pock-ee-Stan edition at March 24, 2015 08:24 PM (jT+gh)

277 I guess every friday would be taco night at the White House

Is this what you mean? Apologies in advance NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD0aartT-Q8

Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2015 08:24 PM (ahBY0)

278 I'm thinking that the glee the Left is having over Cruz going on ObamaCare could be really short-lived if he's able to point out, first-hand, what shit it is.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:24 PM (MMC8r)

279 I'm still not 100% on board the Cruz bandwagon. While he seems to be saying all the right things, I'm still concerned (yes, concerned) about the fact that he has a Harvard degree and his wife works for Goldman Sachs.

Those are not necessarily red flags by themselves, but they do make me involuntarily twitch. I've had my fill of both in government.

Walker is still my favorite because of his executive experience and his track record. And he also makes leftists' heads explode.

Cruz doesn't have much experience in the Senate, much like Obama at this stage. As someone pointed out yesterday, a Walker/Cruz ticket would prepare him for the top spot down the line.

Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2015 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

280 L -Cruz can run against ethanol subsidies by saying that it will lower the price of corn tortillas.

Okay, this made me laugh. "Funny because it's true", as they say.

Bet he'd make inroads with the Tejano vote if he said this with a smile in a Mexican restaurant

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 08:25 PM (AVEe1)

281 "278 I'm thinking that the glee the Left is having over Cruz going on ObamaCare could be really short-lived if he's able to point out, first-hand, what shit it is.
"

He should join Christian Healthcare Ministries instead. That would really make their heads explode.

Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 08:26 PM (D3v0J)

282 Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole

Every night will be taco night when I'm in the White House.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham-Rodham at March 24

Tuna Taco so Huma says

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 08:26 PM (1FBjV)

283 I'm still not 100% on board the Cruz bandwagon. While he seems to be saying all the right things, I'm still concerned (yes, concerned) about the fact that he has a Harvard degree and his wife works for Goldman Sachs.

He's a politician, they're all untrustworthy, self serving, and basically sleazy. George Bush the younger seemed to be the extremely rare exception to this but you can't really wholly trust them and they all have ugly skeletons and associations. You just gotta go with the best you can dig up, really, if you're going to vote.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:27 PM (39g3+)

284 true rickl

he'd be a hella veep, or AG

Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 08:27 PM (g/zj9)

285 >>Walker is still my favorite because of his executive experience and his track record. And he also makes leftists' heads explode
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So do 17 of the 26 republicans running

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 08:28 PM (1FBjV)

286 Cruz Hispanic roots are from the Island of Cuba. His father was an anti Castro activist that was actually jailed for same. The Cuban/Americans are staunch conservative/republicans and are a strong voting block from South Florida Both Nixon and Reagan counted on their support to win Florida.

Posted by: Regular guy formerly Teddy and the Cruzers at March 24, 2015 08:28 PM (XYKz+)

287 "While he seems to be saying all the right things, I'm still concerned (yes, concerned) about the fact that he has a Harvard degree and his wife works for Goldman Sachs."

With you on both points.

"Walker is still my favorite because of his executive experience and his track record."

And, not another damn Ivy League alumnus. Not an alumnus of any university. Which would be amazingly fun to watch, as it becomes clear that, no, it's not necessary to have a degree to be the chief executive of the nation, any more than it is necessary to have one to be a chief executive of a top private sector firm.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 08:29 PM (noWW6)

288 Cruz doesn't have much experience in the Senate, much like Obama at this stage. As someone pointed out yesterday, a Walker/Cruz ticket would prepare him for the top spot down the line.

That supposes Walker could win the presidency, which I doubt. Cruz already has better name recognition.

Cruz is electable and is pushing all the right buttons for me. I don't want to wait for Cruz and/or conservatism to take hold in Washington. We need it right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 08:30 PM (0HooB)

289 President Walker will nominate Cruz to replace Ruth Bade Ginsburg

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 08:31 PM (1FBjV)

290 I agree that Cruz is best served in a secondary position to get experience. Walker or Perry have executive experience and would be better prepared for the role of president.

I'm really not keen on the idea of a Senator moving directly into the presidency as I said in 2008. So far in US history every single president that has done so died in office... except for President Obama, who's just done a horrible, but easily predictably bad job.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:31 PM (39g3+)

291 So is this where we cut to the eggplant speech from True Romance?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 07:52 PM (39g3+)

Ask, and ye shall receive:

http://tinyurl.com/fuckin-eggplant

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2015 08:31 PM (72D6h)

292 C Taylor: I agree, Dubya was what he presented himself as being. Also if you voted for him, you got "not Gore" and then (thank G-d) "not Kerry".

So what we got was Ulysses Grant's third and fourth terms.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 08:31 PM (AVEe1)

293 I still love to point out that Hillary Clinton is old enough to be Senator Cruz' grandmother.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:32 PM (39g3+)

294 258 They will comment on Cruz' white wife. Which will play poorly in Texas where aprox every other family is a mix of Hispanic and white.

Posted by: Lauren
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Pleeeease tell me her name is Donna!

*ties in with the Cheech & Chong campaign songs.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 08:32 PM (KrBYw)

295 I gonna haff a tree poin' plan to become jore Presiden':
Firs', I get da money.
Den, I get da power.
Den, I get da wimmen.

Dis country jus' a big chicken waitin to get plucked.

*snorts a kilo of Barry's private stash while machine-gunning Dadeland mall*

Posted by: Ted Cruz'n in my low-rider at March 24, 2015 08:32 PM (amQXf)

296 I'm from Wisconsin and right now I would lean toward Cruz over Walker. Walker's said all the right things, doing them all not so much. Too early.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 08:32 PM (ucDmr)

297 Cruz has yet to distance himself from what some say are his family's proximity to the west indies slave trade

Posted by: New Yorker, Pock-ee-Stan edition at March 24, 2015 08:33 PM (jT+gh)

298 The thing I take away from his Ivy League experience is that the left have already dug up roommates and classmates that say he was "annoying" and other vague accusations that are code for, "we couldn't intimidate him into shutting up, like the others".

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2015 08:34 PM (Bl4dy)

299 287
And, not another damn Ivy League alumnus. Not an alumnus of any university. Which would be amazingly fun to watch, as it becomes clear that, no, it's not necessary to have a degree to be the chief executive of the nation, any more than it is necessary to have one to be a chief executive of a top private sector firm.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 08:29 PM (noWW6)

Yes, this. I would vote for Mike Rowe over any Ivy League graduate at this point.

And that's not sour grapes or resentment on my part for not being accepted into an Ivy League university. I never applied to one. I just think that the "best and brightest" have done enough damage.

Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2015 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

300 @286: "His father was an anti Castro activist that was actually jailed for same."

Tut, tut, my good man. The proper term is "gusano".

Posted by: Ivy League Educated Member of the Elite at March 24, 2015 08:34 PM (amQXf)

301
Cruz is electable and is pushing all the right buttons for me. I don't want to wait for Cruz and/or conservatism to take hold in Washington. We need it right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 08:30 PM (0HooB)

What he said! Walker will make a good VP and in eight years a better president. Perry is no LBJ I don't think he has the political saavy to withstand the beltway shitstorms.

Posted by: Regular Guy at March 24, 2015 08:36 PM (XYKz+)

302 If it mattered who were president and there was any hope for the republic, I would agree a non-ivy league president would be a nice change these days. I mean, if they push the "no college degree" thing too far Walker can always mention guys like Washington and Lincoln.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:36 PM (39g3+)

303 The thing I take away from his Ivy League experience is that the left have already dug up roommates and classmates that say he was "annoying" and other vague accusations that are code for, "we couldn't intimidate him into shutting up, like the others".

By contrast .... I'm not aware that anybody said that George Prescott Bush was "annoying"....

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 08:36 PM (AVEe1)

304 I think president is one dirty job Mike Rowe would take a pass on, honestly.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:38 PM (39g3+)

305 Has any one ever got to talk to the JEF's classmates. Odd, that

Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 08:38 PM (zOTsN)

306 Before Cruz were inquests, after Inquisitions!1!111

Posted by: New Yorker, Pock-ee-Stan edition at March 24, 2015 08:38 PM (jT+gh)

307 303 The thing I take away from his Ivy League experience is that the left have already dug up roommate
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Funny, they can find stuff when they don't like someone and well, you know......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (1FBjV)

308 Just every other name for stupid and/or party boy.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (Bl4dy)

309 The very few schoolmates of Obama that have been run down were not complimentary of him. Loud mouthed, arrogant, condescending, etc. He got more clever about hiding it, but never changed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (39g3+)

310 290
I'm really not keen on the idea of a Senator moving directly into the presidency as I said in 2008. So far in US history every single president that has done so died in office... except for President Obama

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:31 PM (39g3+)

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

311 Before Cruz were inquests, after Inquisitions!1!111

Srsly, I wonder if he's of Marrano stock. Lots of secret-Joos took the early boats to the Caribbean. "Cruz" means "Cross" which reads like a converso name to me.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, of the ashkenazi marranos at March 24, 2015 08:41 PM (AVEe1)

312 Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2015 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

Whew

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 08:41 PM (1FBjV)

313 "His father was an anti Castro activist that was actually jailed for same."

SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT CRUZ HAS TIES TO CASTRO???

Posted by: The MSM at March 24, 2015 08:42 PM (MMC8r)

314 I mean, if they push the "no college degree" thing too far Walker can always mention guys like Washington and Lincoln.

Always work in Truman (D).

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:44 PM (MMC8r)

315 313 "His father was an anti Castro activist that was actually jailed for same."

SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT CRUZ HAS TIES TO CASTRO???
Posted by: The MSM at March 24, 2015 08:42 PM (MMC8r

Hispanic Joo Commie who kills kittehs and eats puppehs. Yeah, you be uppity too

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 08:44 PM (1FBjV)

316 "Cruz" means "Cross" which reads like a converso name to me.

Interesting, that's actually a valid thought. By now the blood line would be pretty Hispanicized, as it were but its a very real possibility.

People keep posting here as if the legacy media would have a problem with Cruz being tied to Castro. They would consider that a positive.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 08:45 PM (39g3+)

317

People keep posting here as if the legacy media would have a problem with Cruz being tied to Castro. They would consider that a positive.

Yes, but they'd deliberately distort the truth to try to make it a smear.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 08:47 PM (MMC8r)

318 Cruz vetting oh well he has ties to big oil... http://tinyurl.com/3hpctz6

Posted by: Regular Guy fighting LIVer's since 1980 at March 24, 2015 09:05 PM (XYKz+)

319 He may be uppity, but does he have a high horse?

Posted by: Afroman at March 24, 2015 09:09 PM (wLMy3)

320 313 "His father was an anti Castro activist that was actually jailed for same."

SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT CRUZ HAS TIES TO CASTRO???
Posted by: The MSM at March 24, 2015 08:42 PM (MMC8r

Hispanic Joo Commie who kills kittehs and eats puppehs. Yeah, you be uppity too

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 08:44 PM (1FBjV)

I must retract that statement Rafael Bienvenido Cruz was pro Castro oh my...

Posted by: Regular Guy fighting LIVer's since 1980 at March 24, 2015 09:09 PM (XYKz+)

321 They insult themselves with such bad attacks.

Posted by: MrX at March 24, 2015 09:41 PM (if9v9)

322 I think we're at the point where such crap is counter productive for them. They're preaching to the choir and everyone else knows it's a con.

Thanks for the dog video. Can't recall the lsst time I laughed that hard. Of course I'm a tad drunk.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 24, 2015 09:45 PM (cIoI4)

323 MFM: Mr. Cruz, if you are actually Hispanic, will you please show us your MS-13 tats?

*unfurls the Sabo poster of Cruz/tattoos*

Got the T-shirt. Awesome, and the comments are too.

Posted by: free tibet, et. at March 24, 2015 10:03 PM (lAXNl)

324 He's immoral too.

Posted by: jerry brown, Moonbeam, Commiefornia at March 24, 2015 10:03 PM (MwG4q)

325 Be fair to Cassidy, Democrats have recognized "uppity" ever since they bought their first black slave...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 24, 2015 10:21 PM (XO6WW)

326 Gawd, I hope so. Some people need to be put in their place.

Posted by: dogfish at March 24, 2015 11:01 PM (1vYi0)

327 Holee Sheet, that NYT description sounds exactly like me.

Posted by: dogfish at March 24, 2015 11:05 PM (1vYi0)

328 91
Dana Bash's point is that Cruz is enrolling in Obamacare, what a hypocrite!

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You sure about that? As I recollect Congress exempted themselves from Ocare, and retained their existing plan.

You, know, "if you like your doctor , you can keep him. If you're a .gov employee."

Posted by: jbarntt at March 24, 2015 11:07 PM (mjiRr)

329 Just wondering out loud if Obama is uppity too? Askin' for a friend. Aww hell who am I kidding, I'm asking for myself.

Posted by: dogfish at March 24, 2015 11:07 PM (1vYi0)

330 Posted by: jbarntt

I actually seem to recall that he did enroll in Oshitcare just based upon principle.

Posted by: dogfish at March 24, 2015 11:09 PM (1vYi0)

331 Cruz is the opposite of Obama, 99%, so how qualified can he be ? Stay the course, re-elect Obama AGAIN. NO Conservative politican can ever be worthy to be President again, (they have a nasty habit to actually representing the American people), and we certainly can't have THAT, eh ? Don't force the demorats to have to force hitlery of Putin to run. Don't be racist/prejudiced, if Kenya Obama can be President, why can't Russian Putin ? You hateful hating haters !

Posted by: ron n. at March 24, 2015 11:26 PM (YVQn/)

332 Ted cruz like his hero tail gunner joe mccarthy wear thin on the establishment who don't want people upset while they are picking their pockets. An alert angry person is harder to pick their pocket.

Posted by: captain*arizona at March 25, 2015 03:20 AM (VftCY)

333

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2015 05:02 AM (wlDny)

334 The problem is this works everytime. The only counter to it is to stop making it work. Not sure how.

Posted by: james at March 25, 2015 09:34 AM (rVEMe)

335 Well, NPR labeled Cruz a "White Hispanic." That's code to the rest of the media that he does not fall under the progressives' protection. He's fair game, and the New Yorker went for it. The writer has since apologized, but you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

Posted by: Kim Priestap at March 25, 2015 10:40 AM (xDetv)

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