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Duchovny, Anderson to Return for Tenth Season of X-Files, 13 Years After the Show Was Cancelled
Only six episodes, but kind of neat.
I'm not even a fan of the show, but it's neat to have old shows come back for a spell. Gillian Anderson admits yes, she and Duchovny kind of hated each other.This year Anderson told the Guardian’s Simon Hattenstone: "I mean, yes, there were definitely periods when we hated each other … Hate is too strong a word. We didn’t talk for long periods of time. It was intense, and we were both pains in the arse for the other at various times."Of course, this isn't the only 90s show returning after a long hiatus -- Twin Peaks will also be returning for Season 3 in 2016.
The nine-episode run will go into production this year with an eye toward premiering in 2016, the year that marks the 25th anniversary of the final installment of the beloved cult drama's original run. Lynch and Frost are writing and producing the series, and Lynch will direct each episode. Beyond MacLachlan, no other cast members have confirmed involvement on the new run.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 03:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Garrett at March 24, 2015 03:54 PM (6y+F2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 03:54 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: HH at March 24, 2015 03:54 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 03:55 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 03:53 PM (8ZskC
Warming up for a hand job.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 03:56 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 03:56 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: John Spartan at March 24, 2015 03:56 PM (SNs7J)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 03:56 PM (l1zOH)
What's neat about it? And Duchovny and Anderson are both sorta fked up people so they shd have gotten along fine. The only good thing about XFiles is that Vince Gilligan worked on it.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 03:56 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Santos L. Halper at March 24, 2015 03:57 PM (eoOaz)
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 03:57 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 03:57 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: HH at March 24, 2015 03:54 PM (Ce4DF)
Best damn pie I ever ate.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 24, 2015 03:57 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: ginaswo at March 24, 2015 03:57 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 03:58 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Santos L. Halper at March 24, 2015 03:58 PM (eoOaz)
Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2015 03:58 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2015 03:58 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: mugiwara at March 24, 2015 03:58 PM (D5hxK)
This is just easy cash for them and they are all about the filthy cash.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 03:58 PM (iQIUe)
*deletes*
Posted by: 12th Imam at March 24, 2015 03:58 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 24, 2015 03:58 PM (SNs7J)
Posted by: HH at March 24, 2015 03:59 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 03:59 PM (ykfyK)
The Coen Brothers announced that "Log Jamming, the Next Branch" will see the return of Karl Hungus with a cameo by the Log Lady. Tara Reid confirms she will be back too.
Posted by: Damn Good Coffee! at March 24, 2015 03:59 PM (1sVzz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 24, 2015 03:59 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 03:59 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at March 24, 2015 03:59 PM (kXdUT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 03:59 PM (8ZskC)
I'm not entirely sure what the tensions going to be.
At this point can Sculley be a skeptic?
Wouldn't Mulder be just about burnt out?
Posted by: Kreplach at March 24, 2015 03:59 PM (4HFY9)
Gilligan's Island, too? Why do I get the feeling that everyone is just coasting now?
Managing the decline.
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 04:00 PM (ykfyK)
Bunch if us used to get together to watch the weirdness each week
Posted by: ginaswo at March 24, 2015 04:00 PM (2EgyQ)
I am similarly non-thrilled.
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 03:59 PM (ykfyK)
Twin Peaks wouldn't be so bad if it were recast as a Moron version.
Starrting Gushka and bebe's twin peaks.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 04:00 PM (V+kmg)
Ace, are you gonna review Interstellar?
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 04:00 PM (99lLg)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2015 04:00 PM (IN7k+)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 04:00 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at March 24, 2015 04:01 PM (kXdUT)
Posted by: ginaswo at March 24, 2015 04:01 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 24, 2015 04:01 PM (SNs7J)
Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 04:01 PM (eQBH3)
True Detective II with porn stars and orgies.
Duchovney in a series about a cop chasing down Manson.
That's all I got.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:01 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 24, 2015 04:01 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: ginaswo at March 24, 2015 04:02 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 04:02 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: mugiwara at March 24, 2015 04:02 PM (D5hxK)
Posted by: ginaswo at March 24, 2015 04:02 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: Garrett at March 24, 2015 04:02 PM (6y+F2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 04:02 PM (VpkjW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:03 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Looking closely at March 24, 2015 04:03 PM (PwGfd)
Is that stupid dwarf returning, too?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:03 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ginaswo at March 24, 2015 04:03 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 04:03 PM (ykfyK)
Posted by: Garrett at March 24, 2015 04:02 PM (6y+F2)
It was a volcano?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 24, 2015 04:03 PM (W5DcG)
Oh god not Twin Peaks.
I am similarly non-thrilled.
Would that be non-plussed?
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 03:59 PM (ykfyK)
I think that would be non-non-plussed
http://tinyurl.com/mksb4p8
Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at March 24, 2015 04:03 PM (s/gWD)
...that there is something left in this country that isn't completely FUBAR.
Posted by: Jaws at March 24, 2015 04:04 PM (WKNX4)
Only saw a few episodes of "TP" but it didn't make an impression with me, so.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:04 PM (LA7Cm)
I never watched Twin Peaks, so that was a very WTF clip to me.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 24, 2015 04:04 PM (xSCb6)
Anderson is looking for boytoy #4. So, if you think you are qualified, submit an application.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:05 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 03:53 PM (8ZskC
Warming up for a hand job.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 03:56 PM (l1zOH)
That Laura Palmer really got around...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 04:05 PM (2Ojst)
...that there is something left in this country that isn't completely FUBAR.
Posted by: Jaws at March 24, 2015 04:04 PM (WKNX4)
You've been fundamentally transformed!!!
Posted by: King Barack I, Lion of Hyde Park, Keeper of the Holy Sites of Harvard and Punahou at March 24, 2015 04:05 PM (V+kmg)
Ted Cruz would be Col. Hogan.
Kate Upton could be the Commandants secretary.
Boehner could play Col. Klink.
The former governor of Oregon, whatever his name is, could play Schultz.
Liawatha could play the role of the Gestapo investigator who periodically shows up in camp trying to catch the prisoners misbehaving.
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 04:05 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 04:05 PM (VpkjW)
X-Files was one of the best shows IN ITS PRIME.
It did not end in its prime. I see no reason that a return, 13 years later, would recapture the feeling of its prime. STOP. Let it go.
Posted by: LibertarianJim at March 24, 2015 04:06 PM (9TK8E)
Without watching the clip I can tell by your response that it is an accurate representation of the series.
Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 04:06 PM (eQBH3)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 24, 2015 04:06 PM (OD2ni)
Funny thing. In the very first episode of Get Smart, he's at an indoor music show. His shoe phone starts ringing, and everyone turns around and gives him the 'Evil' glare.
Boy, talk about years ahead of it's time.
Posted by: HH at March 24, 2015 04:06 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 04:07 PM (KnbYp)
44 Buzzing
Loved that one
It's called The French Mistake
Posted by: ginaswo at March 24, 2015 04:02 PM (2EgyQ)
Their episode titles are awesome.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2015 04:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: kansas at March 24, 2015 04:07 PM (vqsBK)
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:07 PM (48QDY)
Oh god not Twin Peaks.
I am similarly non-thrilled.
Would that be non-plussed?
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 03:59 PM (ykfyK)
Nonplussed means pretty much the opposite of what most people think.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 04:07 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 04:07 PM (kff5f)
Remake "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" and "The Cosby's" and the destruction of Western Civ will be complete.
Posted by: posting anonymously from a safe distance at March 24, 2015 04:07 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 04:07 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 04:07 PM (ykfyK)
I was a HUGE fan of it way back in the day, especially the first 3/4 seasons. That always sucks, seeing your favorite shows 20 years later and realizing they weren't that good.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 24, 2015 04:07 PM (0LHZx)
if i see it. it's not really appealing to me. I get the sense it's dull and contrived.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (7/YOc)
Werner Klemperer's a tough act to follow. Don't know if Boehner could pull that one off.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 24, 2015 04:06 PM (OD2ni)
She was in that reduce your carbon footprint or we'll blow you up piece, so she can go to hell.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (VpkjW)
I thought they were banging each other during the show run, am I misremembering? Hate sex? Do not want to imagine the consent questionnaire you'd have to fill out for that.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (yRwC8)
Duchovny and Leoni had some very expensive property in NYC. They sold it and she bought another expensive property.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (ykfyK)
Looks like the fully-developed plan is to mash on a reboot of everything onto 20 years of "reality" bullshit.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 24, 2015 04:09 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Santos L. Halper
Yeah, my wife and I watched the series, and some episodes were great, some good, and some were utter shit. The producer admitted to "when in doubt, turn out the lights". The last season was incoherent ad the movies sucked.
John Neville's characterand the smoking man were two of the best characters on that show.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 04:09 PM (Spluw)
Yes and no. It's a decent story, but I think mumbling Matthew McConaughey was completely wrong for the lead.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 04:10 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Garrett at March 24, 2015 04:10 PM (6y+F2)
now that's the milfy goodness this thread needs.
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 04:10 PM (KnbYp)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 24, 2015 04:10 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 24, 2015 04:10 PM (5buP8)
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 04:11 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Mainah at March 24, 2015 04:11 PM (659DL)
Of course, that probably does happen and the waitresses are probably less than amused.
Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 04:11 PM (eQBH3)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:11 PM (sWgE+)
Nonplussed means pretty much the opposite of what most people think.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 04:07 PM (2Ojst)
Confusing word, isn't it.
Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at March 24, 2015 04:12 PM (s/gWD)
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (48QDY)
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no. just no.
Dr Quest would be changed into a single parent MOTHER for narrative reasons, Race would now be gay, Haji a mostly peaceful Radical Islamist, and Johnny would be questioning his gender and contemplating Jenny as his new name.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 04:12 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Piractical Giant Plush Porcupine at March 24, 2015 04:12 PM (k8xvx)
__________
Really?
Posted by: Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Wire, Arrested Development, True Detective, Dexter at March 24, 2015 04:12 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 04:12 PM (KnbYp)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:12 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 04:12 PM (evdj2)
I loved Twin Peaks back in the day. I was traveling too much in Season 2 to follow it.
No. 2 Son found it independently and watched all of both seasons. Because teenagers have infinite time.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 04:13 PM (JtwS4)
Interstellar is a 2:50 long science fiction space odyssey drama starring Matthew McConnaughey.
Despite its flaws, Interstellar was an interesting and entertaining film with the usual mix of science, magic, and wonder, and, of course, the obligatory spoiler: human folly.
At times I felt like I was watching an M.Night Shimalayandingdong movie, which is not necessarily a bad thing but a little bit of superstitious foolishness. Michael Caine reprises his role as Alfred from the Batman films, but now he's a physicist.
McConnaughey is of course Batman in this movie -- with a family...and a spaceship. (Christopher Nolan directed it, btw.) Matt Damon is in it, unfortunately, and he sucks. Matt Damon is an awful actor. And his character could've been played by anybody and played better.
As with all these deep space movies, it bites off more than it can chew. The film raises lots of questions; many interesting and deep-thought-provoking. But many of the questions, especially the big ones, go unanswered or are answered with magic and hope and promises kept and, chiefly, an Unknown Guiding Hand from far, far away.
Overall, I liked Interstellar for fantasy and fun. See it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 04:13 PM (99lLg)
I never watched Twin Peaks, so that was a very WTF clip to me.
...
well, the thing I posted it for was the ghost of Laura Palmer saying "i'll see you again in 25 years," which, it turns out, is exactly what's happening.
The clip is of the so-called "Black Lodge," which is an unexplained but numinous otherworldly place in the woods where, I guess, other world converge upon and blur into our own. Kyle MacLaughin (Agent Dale Cooper) goes there in the last episode, and encounters the ghost of Laura Palmer (?), her doppleganger (the doppleganger of her ghost, I guess), the Man From Another Place (the strange dwarf who speaks in riddles in dreams), and an Evil version of himself (his doppleganger).
It doesn't really make sense. The show occasionally used these very odd dream sequences to foreshadow the future, but there wasn't much foreshadowing because they were incomprehensible. (Indeed, it is almost certain they could not contain any meaning about the future because they made up the show week to week and so didn't see the future themselves.)
this sequence ended with the evil doppleganger of Dale Cooper exiting the Black Lodge, with Cooper himself presumably imprisoned in this otherworldly place.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2015 04:13 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:13 PM (48QDY)
...and Neil Young
...and baseball.
But I won't.
-Respect.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 04:13 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 04:13 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 04:13 PM (VpkjW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 04:05 PM (VpkjW)
No, I'm totally OK with my choices.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 04:13 PM (V+kmg)
Yeah. Believe it or not, there was better before these.
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 04:13 PM (KnbYp)
Posted by: Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Wire, Arrested Development, True Detective, Dexter at March 24, 2015 04:12 PM (0LHZx)****
Yup.
Any more questions?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 24, 2015 04:14 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at March 24, 2015 04:14 PM (s/gWD)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 04:14 PM (99lLg)
Agreed.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Piractical Giant Plush Porcupine at March 24, 2015 04:14 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: kj at March 24, 2015 04:14 PM (lKyWE)
I loved Twin Peaks back then, it was different, but of course it spawned many others to go 'different' for no other reason but to copy.
Nevertheless, spoiler alert, I killed Laura Palmer. And by Palmer I mean my palm and by Laura I mean fantasizing about that girl that played Laura. And also the big breasted one.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2015 04:14 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 24, 2015 04:14 PM (aVYsC)
I liked Interstellar more than the flawed but watchable Prometheus.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 04:15 PM (99lLg)
There keep being rumors they will bring Pushing Daisies back, another insanely creative show that was a victim of a writer's strike.Killed before its time, I hope they make it work.
And I love that Lee Pace is a villain in all the things now. I have a friend that saw both Guardians of the Galaxy and Hobbit with me, and each time he first came on screen she leaned over and whispered "piemaker" to me and we both burst out laughing. He does villain well.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 04:15 PM (yRwC8)
Yeah. Believe it or not, there was better before these.
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 04:13 PM (KnbYp)
__________
True. Knight Rider and The A Team. That there is TV quality baby!!
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 24, 2015 04:15 PM (0LHZx)
I watched some of that series-not all the seasons. I was never overly impressed by Anderson's acting till I saw her as Lady Deadlock in Dickens; "Bleak House". She had the accent down pat and she did a fine job as the character.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 04:15 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2015 04:15 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2015 04:16 PM (ty633)
if i see it. it's not really appealing to me. I get the sense it's dull and contrived.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (PA7DS)
Does Chris Nolan directing it sway you, because Batman?
Posted by: Mainah at March 24, 2015 04:16 PM (659DL)
Posted by: BlackOrchidPhotobomb at March 24, 2015 04:16 PM (mJUSR)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 04:12 PM (NaV4z)
Huh, here i thought Haji was a manager at a 7-11 Store.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 04:16 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 04:16 PM (VpkjW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 04:16 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 24, 2015 04:16 PM (xSCb6)
YMMV, but . . . http://tinyurl.com/Hittable-Extraordinaire
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2015 04:17 PM (72D6h)
Just because Matthew McConaughey keeps his shirt on for the first movie, like ever?
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 24, 2015 04:17 PM (xQX/f)
89 The writers' guild went on strike in the 90s and the entertainment industry has been downhill ever since.
Looks like the fully-developed plan is to mash on a reboot of everything onto 20 years of "reality" bullshit.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 24, 2015 04:09 PM (xSCb6)
We don't even need a newsletter anymore.
Posted by: DM at March 24, 2015 04:17 PM (9N5vm)
Of course, they would ruin it, so...
Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 04:17 PM (KrBYw)
Posted by: That guy at March 24, 2015 04:17 PM (6DfJQ)
they'd have to rename it possibly
if they're so out of ideas for new TV shows why not mine more comix? that's been working out pretty ok.
Posted by: BlackOrchidPhotobomb at March 24, 2015 04:17 PM (mJUSR)
Posted by: toby928
Remake of "Seven Brides for Two Brothers - The Muzzie Years"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:17 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 04:17 PM (3K1By)
The former governor of Oregon, whatever his name is, could play Schultz.
....................
Or Toronto Mayor Rob Ford?
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2015 04:17 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:11 PM
Give it another year or two the way things are going and it'll be I Dream of Lassie.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2015 04:17 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: LibertarianJim at March 24, 2015 04:06 PM (9TK8E)
--------------------------------------------
Agree. They should create the "Q-Files". Starring Barny Frank and Reggie Love. The plot? Discuss.
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 04:18 PM (/HX7u)
2 Lesbian love and a transgender. You could have a Tea party member as the landlord.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:18 PM (sWgE+)
After that you really don't need to make any later-years eps
Posted by: BlackOrchidPhotobomb at March 24, 2015 04:18 PM (mJUSR)
Posted by: McCool at March 24, 2015 04:18 PM (nCSwS)
Petticoat Junction
Hazel
My Three Sons
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:18 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: TRUE conservative at March 24, 2015 04:18 PM (Tj+s6)
You know what, might as well shake the idea box or the Magic Eightball for a new Star Trek series while at it.
I've already been down that disappointing road.
::fuck guynan::
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 04:18 PM (ykfyK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 04:18 PM (3K1By)
Also, I like the idea of bringing back shows like this or Pushing Daises (yes, please) on the limited run basis. Go in, hit the high points of what everyone liked about the show without dragging out all the things people didn't.
Posted by: alexthechick - Loganite. With Jazz Hands. at March 24, 2015 04:19 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: The Lone Gunman at March 24, 2015 04:19 PM (ZWRoJ)
The second movie had Mulder work on a case as a consultant in exchange for clearing his name. So, maybe not on the run from the Feds anymore, but I highly doubt they're getting their jobs back after all the crap that went on in those last couple of seasons.
Much as I loved this show, it jumped the shark in late season six and I just don't see how they successfully bring it back even for a few episodes.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 24, 2015 04:19 PM (KkVB6)
first episode. Leoni and Anderson kill Mulder and then mud wrestle for
the rest of the season.
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2015 04:16 PM (ty633)
Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2015 04:19 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 04:19 PM (JtwS4)
Sorry X-Files, the History Channel has your beat now.
Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at March 24, 2015 04:19 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 04:19 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:19 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 04:19 PM (KnbYp)
Thanks to obama it would have to be the 16 trillion dollar man/transvestite...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 24, 2015 04:19 PM (Bn6aD)
TNG wasn't bad.
DS9 approached "good."
Voyager and Enterprise had great, vacuum-like qualities.
OTOH, if you could convince the crew from the new movies to do a series, it might work. Maybe.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 04:20 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 04:20 PM (KnbYp)
I hate films/series that have some big dumb conspiracy and or serial killer as it's premise.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:20 PM (iQIUe)
Same for the three dudes from The Lone Gunmen, who wound up in a nuke reactor(?)
OR MAYBE IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2015 04:20 PM (wtvvX)
As someone noted, the writing has to be there to support it.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 04:20 PM (Spluw)
Greeeeeeeeeeeeen Acres is the place to be
Free range and organic living is the life for me
Solar Power spreading out so far and wide
Go vegetarian, just give me no pesticide....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 04:20 PM (NaV4z)
Thanks to 404Care, that'd be two Tylenol and a bandaid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:20 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:21 PM (sWgE+)
With unsecure WiFi and an out of date version of Java.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 04:21 PM (VpkjW)
Zap, if you didn't see it a while ago, I mentioned that my new favorite old tv show is Callan that you turned me on to.
Excellent show.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 04:21 PM (99lLg)
So, what's going to happen on TWD? And I'm sick of regular cast members getting bumped off. It's too predictable.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:21 PM (iQIUe)
Been saying for years that we need a remake of The Six Million Dollar Man.
i feel that you have bionically raped me
Posted by: jaime sommers at March 24, 2015 04:21 PM (lKyWE)
63 They could do a remake of Hogan's Heros. Stalag 17 could be renamed "Fun Camp".
...........................
Who's gonna play General Burkhalter?
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2015 04:21 PM (wAQA5)
My last straw is when they bring back The Starland Vocal Band Variety Hour. When that FN happens, all hands stand by while the ship comes about. Fair warning.
Posted by: Todd Bridges, now cast as ominous preacher in Dawn of the Dead at March 24, 2015 04:21 PM (3yfGn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:22 PM (LA7Cm)
Eva Gabor in the day, whew we could make pancakes together anytime.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 04:22 PM (l1zOH)
My Three Sons
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:18 PM (7/YOc)
Oh. They would eff that up bad.
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:22 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 24, 2015 04:22 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 04:22 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: BlackOrchidPhotobomb at March 24, 2015 04:22 PM (mJUSR)
Posted by: The Truth, the whole Truth etc. at March 24, 2015 04:23 PM (6jKOp)
they did brah. Just don't ask Bobcat Goldwaith about it.
He needed the money
Posted by: Todd Bridges, now cast as ominous preacher in Dawn of the Dead at March 24, 2015 04:23 PM (3yfGn)
I like Sci-Fi so much that I'm even gonna watch Jupiter Ascending even though I know it stinks.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 04:23 PM (99lLg)
I don't know. Starting to not care.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:23 PM (LA7Cm)
Zap, if you didn't see it a while ago, I mentioned that my new favorite old tv show is Callan that you turned me on to.
Excellent show.
Great, I'm glad you enjoyed it, too.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 04:23 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2015 04:23 PM (88xKn)
The Fall was decent, with Gillian Anderson. She looked wonderful, too.
Got tired of Californication a long time ago.
Love it that X-files is coming back, just worried what they might do to it.
Anything as messed up as Twin Peaks was is welcome. Love the weird and twisted.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2015 04:23 PM (IXrOn)
How come they never tried to reboot Mr. Ed?
Posted by: Bruce J.
...........................
Because John Kerry got a gig at the State Dept.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2015 04:23 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 24, 2015 04:23 PM (0LHZx)
===
Is it too late to revive Leave it to Beaver?
Posted by: despair at March 24, 2015 04:24 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:24 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 24, 2015 04:24 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:24 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 04:11 PM (eQBH3)
If it exists, there is probably a themed tribute cafe in China or Japan somewhere in for it. There is a BBC Sherlock cafe in China.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 04:24 PM (yRwC8)
Is it too late to revive Leave it to Beaver?
I don't know. Ward was a little hard on the Beaver...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 24, 2015 04:24 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 04:24 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: despair at March 24, 2015 04:24 PM (J6suc)
Beaver has 2 Mommies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (l1zOH)
He's kicking squatchy ass and eating beef jerky, and he's all out of jerky.
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (ty633)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (3yfGn)
Posted by: packsoldier at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (8T8H7)
4 of 6 kids would all be on some sort of ADHD drugs and 2 of them would be gay.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 24, 2015 04:23 PM (0LHZx)
Greg and Marsha would be sneaking off together to do "homework".
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (X+nFp)
I always thought the way they ended the show (TP, I mean), was rather spiteful. It's one thing to have bad guys end up with bad ends, but they deliberately put the purest of their characters through hell. And for what? In the end, nothing.
Somebody, whoever it was, who made the decision to end it that way, and I suspect it was Lynch, did so because he/they was/were mad at the network for cancelling them.
Lynch is a genius, but he needs someone grounded in reality to rein him in.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:21 PM (iQIUe)
----
FINAL EPISODE:
Rick wakes up.
In the hospital in Atlanta.
In a coma from his gunshot wound as Sherrif.
5 seasons worth were nothing but a dream.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (NaV4z)
Mulder, "Scully what if I told you the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was a hoax? Humans have been around for a very long time. We are in fact stranded spacemen."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 04:26 PM (VpkjW)
Posted by: Bruce
--------------------
What are you trying to say?
Posted by: Dexter at March 24, 2015 04:26 PM (F2IAQ)
Every frame of Twin Peaks was WTF.
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 04:07 PM (ykfyK)
^^^This. That's why I liked it.
Posted by: Ian Galt at March 24, 2015 04:26 PM (dmepw)
They do exist. They're sort of a Hooters knock-off. A "breastaurant."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:26 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2015 04:26 PM (h4vJk)
Prometheus made $$ because of the affection for the Alien franchise.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 04:26 PM (99lLg)
See, I never understood the draw of something so unrelentingly depressing anyway. I mean, okay, it's post-apocalyptic fiction. Got it. Sure.
But shouldn't the be *some* hope? And not "oh, look there's hope. D*mn, dashed. Oh, look! More hope! D*mn, dashed..." but a real "If we can just get here" or "If we can just obtain that," or something, "Then we'll be safe/the zombies will all die/humanity will rise" whatever.
Of course, they don't want to do that, either, because then the series would be expected to grant that closure at some point, and why limit themselves. Who cares about story-telling and dramatic tension?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 04:26 PM (kff5f)
yeah... uh. well. you do know WHY it was okay for Mike and Carol to debut sleeping in the same bed for TV audiences...
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at March 24, 2015 04:26 PM (3yfGn)
Boring.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 04:26 PM (TOk1P)
If it's got Edward Woodward in it, then it probably is pretty good. I liked him in The Equalizer...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2015 04:27 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 24, 2015 04:27 PM (qh617)
"195 Could you imagine the leftist Andy Griffith re-doing the Andy Griffith Show?"
Iliked the SCTV spoof with MeryGriffin (Rick Moranis) in Andy's role."OOOOO. Otis got Opie drunk. OOOO"
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 24, 2015 04:27 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at March 24, 2015 04:27 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (sWgE+)
With Florence Henderson joining in.
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:27 PM (48QDY)
"the youngest one in leather."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 04:28 PM (VpkjW)
i could see sara jessica parker stepping in for john carry and pulling off a believable mr.ed
Posted by: kj at March 24, 2015 04:28 PM (lKyWE)
They do exist. They're sort of a Hooters knock-off. A "breastaurant."
2 hours later your hungry again.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:28 PM (sWgE+)
tons of inside jokes, repeated over and over, episode to episode, season to season...kinda like here.
Posted by: north and judd at March 24, 2015 04:28 PM (f/Wqu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 04:28 PM (0HooB)
Though I will say "Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man" is one of my favorite episodes of any show ever.
Along with Firefly's "Out of Gas," IT Crowd's "Work Outing" and House's "Three Stories."
Posted by: LibertarianJim at March 24, 2015 04:28 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: kj at March 24, 2015 04:28 PM (lKyWE)
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Look at the flowers AllenG...... just look at the flowers.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 04:28 PM (NaV4z)
Is anyone else unable to load more than the top post?
This place has been FUBAR for me for a couple days. Don't know if it's IE or what. Getting depressing.
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 04:28 PM (ykfyK)
YMMV, but . . . http://tinyurl.com/Hittable-Extraordinaire
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2015 04:17 PM (72D6h)
Yeah, I was in love with GA during her run on the X-Files. I read somewhere recently that she's gone a little lezzy, which kinda makes me love her even more now.
As far as bringing the show back, ok. But the original show did last too long. If they want to get a new series off with a bang, then Mulder's long-lost sister has to appear in Episode 1. Her appearance can send the duo off on a string of wacky new government conspiracy adventures. If the new shows fall back onto a continual search for the sister, then count me out.
Posted by: @joefl65 at March 24, 2015 04:29 PM (UFV5W)
****I don't know. Starting to not care.****
Same here. Not only am I starting to not care about the characters since the writers have deemed them all expendable, but I'm starting to wonder why I should even care about that world at all.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 24, 2015 04:29 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (sWgE+)
And Marsha would be doing a Lena Dunham to Cindy....
/ewwwww
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 24, 2015 04:29 PM (qh617)
Second look at Lawrence Welk?
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 04:29 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 04:29 PM (Spluw)
Rick wakes up.
In the hospital in Atlanta.
In a coma from his gunshot wound as Sherrif.
5 seasons worth were nothing but a dream.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (NaV4z)
I love it! Or have the whole Walking Deadiverse be in some autistic kid's snow globe!!
Posted by: St. Whoswhere at March 24, 2015 04:29 PM (TOk1P)
I don't even care about "original ideas."
Almost everything is derivative of something, and simply someone else's take on a specific topic (that's what a reboot is, basically) is not really a problem for me.
I care about "entertaining."
You could reboot the Flintstones as a live-action show. If it were *good* I wouldn't mind.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 04:29 PM (kff5f)
A little too much of that. The zombies are just a tool, a background prop. It is an interesting study of human nature and what the "end of days" might look like but they've gotten into a content loop lately.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:30 PM (LA7Cm)
i could see sara jessica parker stepping in for john carry and pulling off a believable mr.ed
Posted by: kj at March 24, 2015 04:28 PM (lKyWE)
Ed was likable, these 2 aren't.
Carolllllllll, Willlllllllllber wants to ................
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 04:30 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 24, 2015 04:30 PM (WoSlu)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 24, 2015 04:30 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:31 PM (sWgE+)
You could reboot the Flintstones as a live-action show. If it were *good* I wouldn't mind.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 04:29
Seeing Rosie crushed at the quarry would be awesome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 04:31 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 24, 2015 04:31 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:31 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 04:31 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (sWgE+)
With Florence Henderson joining in.
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:27 PM (48QDY)
Rule 34. That's all I'm saying.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 04:32 PM (2Ojst)
Embrace the suck. Wash in it. Let it course over your bodies.
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at March 24, 2015 04:32 PM (3yfGn)
****I don't know. Starting to not care.****
Same here. Not only am I starting to not care about the characters
since the writers have deemed them all expendable, but I'm starting to
wonder why I should even care about that world at all.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 24, 2015 04:29 PM (xSCb6)
The problem for fans of the show is that the storyline this year has followed more closely to the comic book than it has in the past. The comic is relentless in killing off main characters.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 04:32 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: alexthechick - Loganite. With Jazz Hands. at March 24, 2015 04:32 PM (mf5HN)
That was teh funny. Man, I miis that show....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2015 04:32 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 24, 2015 04:32 PM (sH832)
I like Edward Woodward. I like his son, Peter Woodward, too.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:33 PM (iQIUe)
What gets me is they are making the same, big mistakes over and over again the last several seasons. I'm like "really, again?" more than I use to be.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:33 PM (LA7Cm)
You could call it The Honeymooners
Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at March 24, 2015 04:33 PM (n5fTN)
Greeeeeeeeeeeeen Acres is the place to be
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 04:20 PM (NaV4z)
Green Acres is the best show that has ever been on TV.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at March 24, 2015 04:33 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:21 PM (iQIUe)
Rick went full Shane.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 24, 2015 04:33 PM (KkVB6)
Embrace the suck. Wash in it. Let it course over your bodies.Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at March 24, 2015 04:32 PM (3yfGn)
The greatest adventure...
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (f5YJ6)
AtC that would be a feature not a bug.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 04:32 PM (TOk1P)
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I really dont have a problem with that.
At the other end of the death spectrum are the two new red shirted security guys that managed to get themselves offed on the Away Team every other episode of Star Trek.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (NaV4z)
Here we go!
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (48QDY)
I liked that but I never see it on in rerun anywhere.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (LA7Cm)
Levy & Candy, awesome. Just f*cking awesome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (l1zOH)
Yes, Rick Grimes is discharged from the hospital. While driving home, he runs into a walker herd....
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (VpkjW)
Or find her body in the backyard of Mulder's childhood home.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 24, 2015 04:35 PM (sH832)
Exactly. The reboots/remakes are just a cynical play for people's nostalgia about the original.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 04:35 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 04:35 PM (vXAXB)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (ykfyK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (hLRSq)
I bought the DVD set. Heck, only 2 seasons for thirty seven cents.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (sH832)
A little too much of what?
My understanding of the show (I don't watch) is that in the first season they just had to get to (someplace, I don't remember). They got there, and then that didn't work.
And in the 2nd season, they just had to get (someplace else). They got there, and then that didn't work.
That's exactly what I don't want.
I mean a real: "Civilization has been re-established in location X. There's hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of zombies between us and them. That doesn't include the feral gangs and natural hazards. If we can get there, then we'll finally be *safe.*"
And then have the series ever working toward that specific goal. And place of refuge in between then take on a lot more import, actually. They've found a safe place, do they stay and try to survive on their own, or do they just rest up a bit and then go again? Do some stay behind? What if the "safe place" winds up not being so safe?
All kinds of drama (good drama) could result.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (zbxtS)
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (ykfyK)
On THIS weeks episode of The Cisco Kid.... see Pancho evade ICE, get covered as a DREAMER, and Cisco has to support Pancho thru paying his fair share of taxes.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (NaV4z)
I'm fine with that. Killing characters is a fine, tension-building tool. But what then should I care about? An exploration of human nature is great and all, but if the only thing I have to look forward to is death and despair, why should I care? The TWD world is basically just a crapsack world now.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (Bn6aD)
That would kinda compete with NASCAR. Don't see it happening.
Posted by: @joefl65 at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (UFV5W)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at Mar
Mini-Cooper instead of General Lee
Boss Hog replaced by a minority
Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane a ghey
Yeah, that could be a real winner
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (l1zOH)
You know, I could only envision that as a herd of Hildabeasts, all with their walkers headed in my general direction.
Yikes.
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (KnbYp)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: ginaswo at March 24, 2015 04:01 PM (2EgyQ)
The wife never watched Twin Peaks so I had to explain why I was laughing so hard at that episode. Holy crap, it was exceptional.
Posted by: physics geek at March 24, 2015 04:37 PM (MT22W)
ROFL! Well played! Just drying out Jan Michael Vincent for another episode or two of "Danger Island" would be a Herculean Task!
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at March 24, 2015 04:37 PM (3yfGn)
storyline this year has followed more closely to the comic book than it
has in the past. "
What gets me is they are making the same, big mistakes over and over
again the last several seasons. I'm like "really, again?" more than I
use to be.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:33 PM (LA7Cm)
It really is Rick's story, and what we're seeing is his evolution. It's been said that Rick is essentially at the point where Shane was when Rick decided Shane needed to die.
At this point the question is, can he come back?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 04:37 PM (TOk1P)
On THIS weeks episode of The Cisco Kid.... see Pancho evade ICE, get covered as a DREAMER, and Cisco has to support Pancho thru paying his fair share of taxes.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (NaV4z
No Keemosabe?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 04:37 PM (l1zOH)
Makes one want to not survive the apocalypse.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 04:37 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:25 PM (sWgE+)
With Florence Henderson joining in.
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:27 PM (48QDY)<<<
The reason little Bobby turned gay was because he walked in on Sam the Butcher plowing Alice in the foyer. Very traumatic.
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2015 04:37 PM (ty633)
I liked that but I never see it on in rerun anywhere.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (LA7Cm)
You can always get the complete series from Amazon.
For $15.73.
http://amzn.to/1EEOYS7
Posted by: alexthechick - Loganite. With Jazz Hands. at March 24, 2015 04:37 PM (mf5HN)
Yeah, but they started leaning on Arnold the Pig too much.
I always thought Mr. Haney would have made a great axe murderer.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 24, 2015 04:37 PM (sH832)
You know, I could only envision that as a herd of Hildabeasts, all with their walkers headed in my general direction.
Never post up at the buffet entrance at a casino around 4:00
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:37 PM (7/YOc)
>>>The TWD world is basically just a crapsack world now.
How does that differ from Obama's America?
Posted by: LibertarianJim at March 24, 2015 04:39 PM (9TK8E)
My understanding of the show (I don't watch) is that in the first season they just had to get to (someplace, I don't remember). They got there, and then that didn't work. "
That. And even that wouldn't be so bad if they changed it up a little bit. But, no, it's always "these people seem nice, let's stay with them" and they it becomes known that they have a deep dark secret and then the main group is fighting for their lives to get away.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:39 PM (LA7Cm)
Kingsmen - very fun romp, definite go-see
TWD - Talking Dead guests are Darryl - actor, Carol-actor and a "special" guest star - so someone is a dead man - person
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 24, 2015 04:39 PM (02oLK)
Exactly. *THIS* world sucks and can be unrelentingly depressing. Why would I want to watch another one?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 04:40 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at March 24, 2015 04:40 PM (3yfGn)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 04:40 PM (vXAXB)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 04:40 PM (vXAXB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 04:37 PM (l1zOH)
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No.
Tonto and Lone Ranger seperated many moon ago. Lone Ranger find out what "Kimosabe" *really* mean in Lakota.
Not see Lone Ranger in many summers.
Posted by: TONTO at March 24, 2015 04:41 PM (NaV4z)
My understanding of the show (I don't watch) is that in the first
season they just had to get to (someplace, I don't remember). They got
there, and then that didn't work.
And in the 2nd season, they just had to get (someplace else). They got there, and then that didn't work.
That's exactly what I don't want.
I mean a real: "Civilization has been re-established in location X.
There's hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of zombies between us
and them. That doesn't include the feral gangs and natural hazards.
If we can get there, then we'll finally be *safe.*"
And then have the series ever working toward that specific goal.
And place of refuge in between then take on a lot more import, actually.
They've found a safe place, do they stay and try to survive on their
own, or do they just rest up a bit and then go again? Do some stay
behind? What if the "safe place" winds up not being so safe?
All kinds of drama (good drama) could result.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (kff5f)
Yep. Kinda like THIS world.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 04:41 PM (TOk1P)
The entire premise is predictated on one failure after another. With good writing and a premise, you accept the journey, ad even share in it.
Mostly, you know that Gilligan is gonna fuck up somehow. Almost all TV is Gilligan's island.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 04:41 PM (Spluw)
At this point the question is, can he come back? "
I heard that but Rick doesn't seem to be bat-shit Shane crazy either.
How did Beth die by the way. I completely missed and didn't realize she was until the Tyrese dies episode.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:41 PM (LA7Cm)
12 Monkeys here.
I like it, it's very different from the movie (which I just happened to catch a few weeks back). More involved, natch, since they spend more time on character development.
As for Helix, every "microbe movie" I've ever seen is just another remake of The Andromeda Strain.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 04:42 PM (0HooB)
After Terminus, we take over or avoid. Giving up our weapons? NFW.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:42 PM (7/YOc)
I put my arrow in your quiver
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:42 PM (sWgE+)
So, is James Roday still banging Juliet Lawson?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:42 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 24, 2015 04:42 PM (sH832)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 04:42 PM (VpkjW)
They liked comedies.
Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 04:42 PM (zbxtS)
Posted by: @joefl65 at March 24, 2015 04:43 PM (UFV5W)
For $15.73. "
I guess I could but I don't watch DVDs. I think have about a half a dozen that people have given me.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:43 PM (LA7Cm)
OR MAYBE IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM.
The Lone Gunmen spinoff series was the best part of late-period X-Files. The fricking pilot showed a 757 having a near miss with the Twin Towers (which aired March of 2001 - yoinks). Then it was kind of awful for 3 or 4 episodes, and then suddenly it was amazing and so Fox cancelled it.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2015 04:43 PM (B/VB5)
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Shot by a white cop.
Zombie werld be same as da real one... fo shur.
Posted by: Micahael Brown at March 24, 2015 04:44 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 04:36 PM (zbxtS)
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No. They're out of ideas that the PC crowd won't tear apart. I'm sure there's plenty of original stories being submitted, but they all have to be weighed against leftists ideals. Very very few scripts get through that maze.
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 04:44 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: USA at March 24, 2015 04:44 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: eleven
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Go get Pale Moon, give it a go.
http://www.palemoon.org/
Posted by: Dexter at March 24, 2015 04:44 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 24, 2015 04:45 PM (VpkjW)
Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 04:45 PM (zbxtS)
For $15.73. "
How on EARTH can there be a 50th anniversary special edition? I know I'm old, but c'mon. Let's not get carried away here.
BTW, apparently it's not available for streaming.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 24, 2015 04:45 PM (sH832)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2015 04:45 PM (wAQA5)
How did Beth die by the way. I completely missed and didn't realize she was until the Tyrese dies episode.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:41 PM (LA7Cm)
Rick has always been as crazy as Shane, but he has tended to delude himself more than Shane ever did.
Beth died at the hospital. Did you catch any of the hospital sequence? With the crazy control freak cop lady?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 04:45 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 24, 2015 04:45 PM (IAe6t)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 04:46 PM (JtwS4)
And they don't seem to learn from their mistakes, other than don't trust strangers.
The governer has set up that noisy windmill that attracted zombies that then fell into these big pits at its base. Seems like that should be the first thing a town should set up at points not far from it perimeter. Also, reinforce the dang fences - the Alexandria fences are flimsier than the ones at the prison. And so on...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 04:46 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 04:46 PM (zbxtS)
http://bit.ly/1LTR0qD
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 04:19 PM (JtwS4)
Didn't someone, maybe Lynch, call her 5 feet of heaven? I sooo had the hots for her. Of course, I was studying physics and the odds of me getting any woman, let alone one who looked like her were somewhat less than zerp.
Posted by: physics geek at March 24, 2015 04:46 PM (MT22W)
I'm from Alabama. Hee Haw and The Dukes of Hazzard were documentaries.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 04:46 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 24, 2015 04:46 PM (i0wGQ)
She forgot to put close tags in her nick.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 04:46 PM (JtwS4)
Live by the barrel, die by the barrel...
Posted by: A cautionary tale for us all at March 24, 2015 04:47 PM (yRwC8)
Vaguely familiar.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:47 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:47 PM (iQIUe)
This.
The only thing I don't like is that the links aren't clickable.
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:47 PM (48QDY)
I laughed out loud for this one.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 04:47 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:48 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 04:48 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 24, 2015 04:48 PM (IAe6t)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at March 24, 2015 04:48 PM (TlMTA)
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:49 PM (48QDY)
"283 Mr. Ed Get's Married.
Francis the Talking Mule as Best Man."
Mr. Ed was a strange show in that the Wilbur Post character made no sense. Basically, he had a wife that made Kate Upton look flat and was always looking for action, yet he spent his time in his barn talking to his horse. Wilbur Post was a very disturbed man.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 24, 2015 04:49 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: physics geek at March 24, 2015 04:49 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2015 04:45 PM (wAQA5)
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We're at the corner of 3rd and Vine. There's a bunch of Hippies down here, hundreds of em.... all of em chanting "Hands Up..... Dont Shoot"!!! Some of em even set fire to Als Auto store.
That new chief.... Holder I think is his name.... says we cant do ANYTHING about it. Have you ever heard of anythinng so stupid???
Posted by: Car 54 at March 24, 2015 04:49 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 04:49 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: USA at March 24, 2015 04:49 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend
Remember earlier when you were talking about consent?
NO.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 04:49 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:49 PM (LA7Cm)
Point of order: Prison fences are not flimsy.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:49 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: Lizzy
True regarding the pitfall traps, but the Alexandria walls are reinforced. All it needs is trenches in front and an earth berm behind.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2015 04:50 PM (JBzwC)
She should be in charge now.
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 04:50 PM (/iwCz)
Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 04:50 PM (zbxtS)
Posted by: Officer Gunther Toody at March 24, 2015 04:50 PM (sH832)
pretty cool
Posted by: seamrog at March 24, 2015 04:50 PM (KTpNP)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:47 PM (iQIUe)
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White Cop had it comin too....
Posted by: Michael Brown at March 24, 2015 04:50 PM (NaV4z)
I'm seeing a lot of right leaning writers write that Cruz cannot win. Yet when many conservatives said the same thing about Mitt we were ignored.
The big difference between Cruz and Mitt - people actually want to vote for Cruz. I don't know if enough do, but it strikes me that you are better off if people want to vote for you rather than people settle for you.
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 04:51 PM (gmeXX)
Not a problem. The show can star MacLachlan. I'll play the cast.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at March 24, 2015 04:51 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 04:51 PM (F2IAQ)
She has evolved, to me, more than any other. From meek grandmotherly type to cut-your-throat-bitch CAROL!
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:52 PM (LA7Cm)
http://tinyurl.com/lwz3wby
So does this make Obama delusional because the majority of the Twitter followers that he claims are actually fake?
Posted by: Furious George at March 24, 2015 04:52 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 04:47 PM (Spluw)
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That's why I love "Justified". Grew up with people just like many of them in Harlen county.
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 04:52 PM (/HX7u)
She should be in charge now.
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 04:50 PM (/iwCz)
Carol is bad. Ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 04:52 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: kj at March 24, 2015 04:52 PM (lKyWE)
She should be in charge now.
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 04:50 PM (/iwCz)
Did you see the preview for next week? She pretty much is. At least when it comes to a certain hulking wife beating surgeon.
Carol and her flowery sweater.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 04:53 PM (TOk1P)
Yeah.
In a way, it's a trap a lot of modern TV falls into.
If it were more episodic (that is: one episode didn't really affect the next very much) like some of the older shows were they could get away with "Here's the premise, here's the situation: go!"
But almost all scripted TV now is serial, not episodic. So what happened last episode directly affects this episode. But if you're going to do that, as a writer, then there has to be a story-arc, and closure to story lines.
BtVS was very good at this, for the most part. Season 1 was very episodic, but after that the series was much more serial. Nevertheless, at the end of each episode the audience felt something had been advanced, if not accomplished. At the end of each season, the world had been saved again. Stories had arcs, and they got wrapped up.
It seems (from what people are saying) that TWD is *not* good at this.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 04:53 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 04:53 PM (/iwCz)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:47 PM (iQIUe)
She was basically a slaver.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 04:53 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 24, 2015 04:53 PM (QLqUE)
"I can can box with anyone, so long as Candy Crowley isn't the referee." - Mitt
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 04:53 PM (F2IAQ)
Also, Drooper will live for 10-15 years on average, Fleegle for 20 years, Bingo for 35-40 years, and Snorky for 70!! There is a lot of sadness out there. A great story to be told, band mates of different species living, laughing, dying, being goofy Splits, replacing one another, having drug problems, abusing their spouses, eating their children or killing the children of rivals, losing their shit...it could be epic.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 04:54 PM (vXAXB)
for Cruz. I don't know if enough do, but it strikes me that you are
better off if people want to vote for you rather than people settle for
you.
Cruz is conservative. He can articulate conservatism. He can do it standing on his head. He's funny, he's disarming. He can and will go for the jugular, which neither Jaun or Mittens were willing to do.
If the GOPe can't find a way to get rid of him, he's going to be a force to be reckoned with.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 24, 2015 04:54 PM (sH832)
Hillary
Warren
O'Malley
I think he beats them all. I also think Walker beats them all, but Walker is vulnerable to Hillary on foreign policy. Not saying it's true, but it's a perception.
Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 04:54 PM (zbxtS)
Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 04:45 PM (zbxtS)
That's pretty much how I watch now. Let a whole season, or a season and the next few eps of the season after, rack up. Then watch them all continuously. Is easier to remember what is going on and you don't have to deal with cliffhangers.
The problems is I have to take it in doses, or it really is like binge eating for the brain. If it is a majorly cliffhanger-y show like Walking Dead, instead of watching from the beginning of the episodes, I'll stop in the middle where there is almost always a lull and pick it back up again the next day, turning the cliffhanger at the end into the middle section of my watch time. I'm sure the writers would be appalled, but whatever I do what I want.
The biggest problem is you can't do the watercooler talking about it at work the next day, but that sort of socialization is dying off anyway.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 04:54 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: RoyalOil at March 24, 2015 04:54 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2015 04:54 PM (IXrOn)
Carol and Daryl are the best - because both of them have figured out how to survive in the new world.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 04:55 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 04:50 PM (zbxtS)
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Same could be said about Taxi. Liked both of them.
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 04:55 PM (/HX7u)
- Burn The Witch
This is why I avoided all contact with the Game of Thrones series, book and TV. It just sounds depressing, and when I read I want escapist, fun, reading. Terry Pratchett, not GRR Martin.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 24, 2015 04:55 PM (Opyrm)
At this point the question is, can he come back?
^^^^^
I actually think Shane is a character that *could* have been redeemed had it not been for that ho-bag Laurie who kept stringing him along. Every single time it looked like he was finally getting over his obsession with her she'd pull him aside and give him the whole, "Oh Shane, I'm so scared. I don't think Rick can do what needs to be done to keep Carl and me safe." Bitch led him on and drove him nuts.
HOWEVER, I also think Shane accepted the reality of what kind of shit they were in from almost the beginning, as opposed to the the rest of the group who have all taken all this time to come to grips with the new world around them. Shane did what needed to be done. He just seemed like a psycho because of (a) bitch face Laurie, and (b) no one else was there yet. They were all trying to hold on to their notions of being civilized at that point, and he wasn't.
It's a weird dynamic on the show right now. There's always been the tension between trying to survive in the new reality and at the same time hold on to basic human goodness, especially since those two things are so at odds so much of the time on the show. Right now we're seeing the group all having basically reached the mental place where Shane was at in seasons 1 and 2 juxtaposed with the people in the town who have all basically been walled up away from reality since almost the beginning of the apocalypse. The townspeople are sort-of parallel to where the group as a whole was in the first two seasons. They just have no clue. While they're having their stupid cocktail parties and walking their doggies the world outside the walls is living hell. And they are completely unprepared for disaster striking. All it would take is one person taking a tumble the wrong way or choking on their chocolate ration in their own pad and keeling over for the shit to hit the fan in the town, and these idjits are so soft they would all die.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 24, 2015 04:55 PM (KkVB6)
Tell you one thing..... If the TWD writers have Daryl Dixon hook up with that flamer recruiter Dude.... If am DONE with the DEAD.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 04:55 PM (NaV4z)
pretty cool
I'd have to agree. We live in truly interesting times.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 04:55 PM (0HooB)
Carol is long dead by this point. The show kept her for some reason. Interestingly enough, Sophia is still alive.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 04:55 PM (TOk1P)
I never would've watched it once if some morons here hadn't mentioned what a stupid fun movie it is.
Posted by: stace at March 24, 2015 04:56 PM (ImzkZ)
They say walkers retain some memory of their lives. What kind of walker would Carol make?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 04:56 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Feh at March 24, 2015 04:56 PM (zbxtS)
If they're that fcuking stupid, want to jump that shark.....I will be too.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 04:57 PM (LA7Cm)
But he's a defender of PIV 'traditional' marriage. Yuck.
Posted by: Ghey Lobby at March 24, 2015 04:57 PM (xQX/f)
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That's what I did this last weekend. Watched 3 seasons of Sherlock. Very entertaining series.
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 04:57 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 24, 2015 04:57 PM (Sd++4)
It's so bad it's good.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 04:57 PM (sWgE+)
Why wait?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
They are starting a spin-off series already.
Hopefully, this one will contain all of the characters that aren't idiots with 30-second memories.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2015 04:57 PM (JBzwC)
At which point the entire hospital pd shot have been hunted.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:57 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:58 PM (7/YOc)
Yeah I'm worried about the .5% of the electorate
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:58 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2015 04:58 PM (wAQA5)
Well, the whole thing pretty much summarized the series. Starts out with Aliens, then other Aliens who are against the first ones, then just gets weirder and weirder.
So in those episodes, you see where the writing of the show got off track. Because the really outlined the whole thing.
Very strange.
Posted by: HH at March 24, 2015 04:58 PM (Ce4DF)
X-files and Twin Peaks
wherein we find out that the "black goo" came from the "Black Lodge".
Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2015 04:59 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 04:59 PM (gmeXX)
The one thing Shane cannot be excused for, even if his reasons were valid in the new world: Otis.
Sorry, he had no right. Smart move? Sure, but he had no right.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 04:59 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 24, 2015 04:59 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 04:59 PM (V+8gv)
A very dangerous walker.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 04:59 PM (7/YOc)
Wilbur Post was gay.
If I was Wilbur, Mr. Ed would've died of starvation because I'd never let Carol out of the bedroom.
She was hot. And wore aerodynamic brassieres.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 04:59 PM (0HooB)
Lori was terrible. I guess the blondie doctor's wife is Lori-lite.
On BtVS - yeah, it did arcs pretty well. So does Supernatural.
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 05:00 PM (Wx6Mm)
I never would've watched it once if some morons here hadn't mentioned what a stupid fun movie it is.
Posted by: stace at March 24, 2015 04:56 PM (ImzkZ)
Oh man I love Battleship. It's just stupid stupid fun.
That being said, it has some high points.
Best Meet Cute ever.
Admiral Liam Neeson.
When the rest of the sailors realize the loser fuckup is in charge, it's omg we are all going to die instead of yeah maverick guy will save us.
That's not what it means. Not even close.
And an actual, honest to God American hero who is allowed to be bitter and angry and then go out and kick an alien's ass.
Posted by: alexthechick - Loganite. With Jazz Hands. at March 24, 2015 05:00 PM (mf5HN)
X-files and Twin Peaks
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What? I'm being left out? - Lost
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 05:00 PM (F2IAQ)
"best sitcom ever was Cheers, hands down"
...............................
Obama, Holder and Jarrett walk into a bar...
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2015 05:01 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 05:01 PM (Wx6Mm)
And Brooklyn Decker. But, mostly Brooklyn Decker.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 05:01 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: prescient11 at March 24, 2015 05:01 PM (q5APL)
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I think Cruz, Walker, Perry, Rubio all beat HRC or any other Dem candidate. I think the only person vulnerable to HRC is Bush - though I'd put it at even money that he wins. My guess is Jeb is just a much better politician than HRC - really who isn't.
In any event, there are a lot of candidates I like. And some appear to be longshots to me (like Cruz) - but I would never say he cannot win. Longshots do win from time to time.
Of course I was right when I said that Mitt cannot win. So I have that going for me.
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 05:02 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Frogger McGhee at March 24, 2015 05:02 PM (i1JRe)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 24, 2015 05:02 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: alexthechick - Loganite. With Jazz Hands. at March 24, 2015 05:00 PM (mf5HN)
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so..... you liked the loser techno geek.....?
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 05:02 PM (NaV4z)
I think blog-fatha is. Hence his silence.
For someone with so many words, I'm amazed by
his sudden silence.
Posted by: Ugg Boots at March 24, 2015 05:02 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 05:02 PM (vXAXB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 05:02 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 24, 2015 05:03 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: nnptcgrad
That's another one that's been stuck in development hell for +20 years. Mostly likely some studio is sitting on the option to prevent another studio from making it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2015 05:03 PM (JBzwC)
It might not have been fair but what good would have come out of Otis, Shane, and Carl dying? And frankly, Otis did look delicious.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 05:04 PM (iQIUe)
Pretty obvious: Booosh!!!!!
LOL
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 05:01 PM (Wx6Mm)
Heh... as good an explanation as any. It should be noted, there was a scene at one point, I think they were inside Alexandria. Over Rick's should you could see the street sign. The street name?
Morgan! Or perhaps... upside down W???
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 05:04 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 04:55 PM (/HX7u)
Soap was my favorite. And, did you ever see Hot L Baltimore? Funny as hell, a bit ahead of its time.
Posted by: @joefl65 at March 24, 2015 05:04 PM (UFV5W)
It's a sock. You really want to waste that much energy on a sock?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 05:04 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: despair at March 24, 2015 05:04 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 05:04 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 24, 2015 05:06 PM (f5YJ6)
I tried re watching those on Netflix. A-Team holds up and is very entertaining. Knight Rider does not hold up, but alternates between sucking and blowing at maximum overdrive.
Posted by: wooga at March 24, 2015 05:06 PM (nllJH)
The
Playing my Shocked Face for the rest of this comment will be Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 24, 2015 05:06 PM (1CroS)
If walkers are so damn hungry, why do they waste so much human flesh? The lady tied naked to the tree? She only had her guts nibbled on.
Arent there zombie moms saying: walkers are starving in china!!!!
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 05:06 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 05:07 PM (V+8gv)
Also, AREN'T WE PAST THE DATE OF THE ALIEN INVASION THAT THE FINAL X-FILES SAID WAS COMING?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2015 05:07 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 04:08 PM (48QDY)
Yep, I also like the Japanese captain and the battleship herself. It's kickass when those old dudes start lighting the boilers and loading the big guns.
Posted by: stace at March 24, 2015 05:07 PM (ImzkZ)
Jack Nicklaus while receiving the Congressional Gold Medal - "When you lose you shake the man's hand..."
Jab at Obama?
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 05:07 PM (YfPDm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2015 05:07 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: @joefl65 at March 24, 2015 05:04 PM (UFV5W)
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I was cast in the role as the desk clerk in the play Hot L when I was in Germany. The community commander came in and watched one of our rehearsels and told us to fold. Not family friendly.
A different time, a different era.
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 05:08 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2015 05:08 PM (wAQA5)
the third season was Just Not Right
Posted by: John of Salisbury at March 24, 2015 05:08 PM (8CdUx)
Oops that was supposed to be a reply to AtC's comment on Battleship.
Not barrelworthy, but I'll do a short walk of shame instead.
Posted by: stace at March 24, 2015 05:08 PM (ImzkZ)
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 05:08 PM (PhW+7)
I refuse to watch shows that require a flow chart
Posted by: tu3031 at March 24, 2015 05:09 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: stace at March 24, 2015 05:07 PM (ImzkZ)
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Yup..... I cant listen to "Thunderstruck" now without thinking of Battleship and retrofittng the Missouri.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2015 05:09 PM (NaV4z)
I mean, Screech was always pretty scary to me.
Posted by: Motown Mope- Suh say goodbye, and I say Helo(ti) at March 24, 2015 05:09 PM (yY8sn)
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Huge fan of the Nicklaus - less so of an award called the Congressional Gold Medal.
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 05:09 PM (gmeXX)
How so?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 05:07 PM (V+8gv)
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By officially announcing the troop withdrawal schedule.
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 05:10 PM (/HX7u)
+1000
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 05:10 PM (7/YOc)
If you mean Neil Gaiman, he is extremely creative but sometimes I'm not sure what he is doing with his stories. Stardust and Coraline were both better as movies than books, more satisfying storytelling wrapups, which I'm sure would be considered blasphemy by a Gaiman fanatic.
Really liked Ocean at the End of the Lane. I wish Hayao Miyazaki were still doing films, I'd LOVE him to tackle that book. And everyone praises Good Omens to the skies but I haven't read it yet.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 05:10 PM (yRwC8)
Starrting Gushka and bebe's twin peaks.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 04:00 PM (V+kmg)
I read that as "Mormon" version.
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 24, 2015 05:11 PM (fMQoG)
Pretty obvious: Booosh!!!!!
LOL
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 05:01 PM (Wx6Mm)
The woman tied to the tree for the walkers to kill already had a W carved into her forehead.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 05:11 PM (2Ojst)
I'm just saying Bingo is the tormented soul of the group.
Drooper is bombed out of his mind, probably contemplating his own mortality was too much.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 05:12 PM (vXAXB)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 24, 2015 05:13 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 05:13 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: @joefl65 at March 24, 2015 05:04 PM (UFV5W)
I'm probably one of the few that remembers that pos. Another Norman Lear special full of condescending lecturing on the evils of America. I watched it once. It was at that time that I came to realize that Tom Shales and WaPo were lying to me because they said it was great. It was an important part of my education.
Posted by: pep at March 24, 2015 05:14 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 05:14 PM (V+8gv)
Sorry, he had no right. Smart move? Sure, but he had no right.
******
That one was admittedly very badly done. I'm not sure how they get out of there and get the meds back for Carl otherwise, but yes it was bad.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 24, 2015 05:14 PM (KkVB6)
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You mean Calvin Zabo, aka Mister Hyde?
There was quite a bit of cleverness about how the writers sneaked his character in past the viewers.
And that also ties into his daughter, Daisy, who's also in the comic books (though she's been *heavily* changed for the TV series).
Posted by: junior at March 24, 2015 05:15 PM (UWFpX)
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Yep. I shoulda said carving W into people's foreheads then turning them into zombies.
Do you think Congresswoman Deanna dies in the next ep?
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 05:15 PM (t305G)
It's almost time for Five O'clock Charlie.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 05:15 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 24, 2015 05:15 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: Gillian Anderson at March 24, 2015 05:16 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 05:13 PM (gmeXX)
Until you turn a corner and OMG THERE IS A ZOMBIE THERE NOW IT IS EATING YOUR FACE
And then you wind up in the Beetlejuice waiting room. Exciting enough?
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 05:16 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 24, 2015 05:16 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 05:16 PM (iQIUe)
/facepalm
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 24, 2015 05:17 PM (qh617)
Hmmmm, freshness, summer rain, where have I heard that before?
Posted by: pep at March 24, 2015 05:17 PM (4nR9/)
By officially announcing the troop withdrawal schedule.
Posted by: Soona
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Secrets are for teenagers, unless you're dealing with Iran and pesky Congress wants to know what's up.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2015 05:17 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Frogger McGhee at March 24, 2015 05:02 PM (i1JRe)
You do realize that Mary is a running gag by a regular, dont you?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 05:18 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 05:09 PM
I think it's sponsored by Gold Medal Flour, so no expense to the taxpayer. So there's that.
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 24, 2015 05:18 PM (3eZI/)
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 05:18 PM (48QDY)
As for Helix, every "microbe movie" I've ever seen is just another remake of The Andromeda Strain.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 04:42 PM (0HooB)
Hey, I LOVE watching Gwenny Paltrow drown in her own phlegm in Contagion.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2015 05:19 PM (SpnVI)
X-files and Twin Peaks
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They already did. Duchovny was a cross-dresser!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 05:19 PM (KH1sk)
Did he see a doctor?
I took him to the VA, but they just put him on a list to get on a list ...
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 05:20 PM (rG4hQ)
As long as X-Files was just about the weird events and monsters, it was fine, but the deep conspiracy shows just turned me away. And when it ran, it was the only flavor out there like that. Nobody else was doing dark sci fi/fantasy/monster hunter stuff. Now theres 18 different shows of the type out there, and it just doesn't stand out. Particularly without cutie pie main actors.
As for Twin Peaks... it was horrible nonsense to begin with, why on earth...?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 05:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 05:20 PM (eQBH3)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 05:18 PM (iQIUe)
And shows how it's done.
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 05:20 PM (48QDY)
Here's my take:
LOST, Reaching God, and Free Will
https://naturalfake.wordpress.com/2010/05/27/lost-
reaching-god-and-free-will/
Yep, it's from my crapblog and it's old.
But, chock-full of Christian allegory, so it's got that working for it.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2015 05:21 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 05:21 PM (rG4hQ)
This thread has the freshness of a two week old loaf of bread that has been sitting outside in the rain.
......................
Like a marbled rye?
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 24, 2015 05:21 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2015 05:19 PM (SpnVI)
What about Se7en?
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 05:22 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 05:23 PM (LA7Cm)
And IIRC Gaiman liked what was done with Stardust. Just how it goes sometimes I guess.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 24, 2015 05:24 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 05:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 05:25 PM (48QDY)
Someone left the bread out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
*jazzhands*
Posted by: Richard Harris at March 24, 2015 05:25 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 24, 2015 05:25 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 05:25 PM (/HX7u)
Do you think Congresswoman Deanna dies in the next ep?
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 05:15 PM (t305G)
I'm loath to make a prediction on that. She's annoying as hell and I wouldn't mind her becoming zombie food, but they don't always off the people you want or expect. I want that douchebag who got Noah killed to die horribly.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 05:26 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 05:26 PM (evdj2)
So you've seen his show on Showtime? Forget what it was called but it was get drunk/high then get laid, shower, rinse, repeat....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 05:26 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 05:26 PM (evdj2)
Need to bring back Sliders (pre-Peckinpah version, so just seasons one and two, with no Kari Wuhrer bewbs).
Posted by: wooga at March 24, 2015 05:27 PM (nllJH)
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You will know it has reached its full zenith when people start saying why can't we have rational conservatives like Palin.
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2015 05:27 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 05:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at March 24, 2015 05:27 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 05:21 PM (rG4hQ)
I was just thinking the same thing. I'm 50-50 on Sasha getting herself killed. She's tough but becoming reckless.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 05:27 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 05:28 PM (vXAXB)
I was really bummed when they cancelled that. But at least they made a wrap up movie.
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 05:28 PM (vywSv)
Posted by: wooga at March 24, 2015 05:28 PM (nllJH)
cactus.
At least he leaves the holes for the cactus wrens to make their nests in.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 24, 2015 05:28 PM (4WhSY)
Brimstone, and yeah, that was really good. Not sure why it didn't last, I liked it. The guy that played the devil was terrific; loved him in Payback too.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 05:29 PM (39g3+)
I was really bummed when they cancelled that. But at least they made a wrap up movie.
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 05:28 PM (vywSv)
That was a good show. Some pretty good alien bewbs in there too.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 05:29 PM (2Ojst)
overall story arc which its self is a secret part of a greater deeper
story.
Episodic story-telling and long sagas about quests and adventures were fairly commonplace in Western cultures centuries before television.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 24, 2015 05:29 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 05:29 PM (39g3+)
What was that Fox show with the dead detective with the tattoos trying to poke out the eyes of escaped hell denizens?
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 05:26 PM (evdj2)
Brimstone. With John Glover having a blast as Lucifer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2015 05:30 PM (SpnVI)
I think he played God too, just in a white suit, so you would know the difference.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 05:30 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 05:30 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2015 05:30 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 05:31 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 24, 2015 05:31 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 05:32 PM (evdj2)
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The worst of it is that the writers are only slightly less clueless about the conspiracy than the viewers are. They just throw in a conspiracy, and figure that they'll make it up as they go along.
One of the most revealing bits about the Battlestar Galactica reboot was reading a comment by the head writer in which he started a meeting on the reveal of the "missing" cyclons by basically saying, "Who would really blow everyones' minds if it was discovered that they were cylons?" i.e. three seasons in, even the head writer didn't know who the mysterious missing cylons were.
Posted by: junior at March 24, 2015 05:32 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Golfman at March 24, 2015 05:32 PM (48QDY)
basic, raw, straight forward cop buddy show of patrol officers doing
their job. That was a great show with a good run that could easily be
done today.<<<
How about "CHiPs," except we could call it "CHeePs" and they could let thousands of illegals cross into America's barrios in every episode and do nothing?
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2015 05:32 PM (ty633)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 05:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 05:33 PM (evdj2)
A movie. History of the World, Part 1.
Waited forever for Part 2.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 05:34 PM (7/YOc)
CHeePs are the US cops and SaLsA are the mexican cops. Together they fight crime and eat delicious guacamole and you guessed it -- salsa!
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 24, 2015 05:34 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 05:35 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 05:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 05:36 PM (evdj2)
TNG was great after season 1 and most of season 2. It found it's own vibe and got away from doing repeats of TOS. It has one of the best series finales ever and the Borg are actually fresh and menacing before later series completely ruined them.
DS9 was okay but you can tell Moore was running it the last few seasons.
Voyager just never got going Berman and Braga never accepted their premise of the show and got stuck in a rut.
Enterprise.....never do prequels. But once B&B were gone season 4 actually showed a lot more promise. It was about the best you could hope for out of a prequel series. However, ignore the horrid final episode.
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at March 24, 2015 05:37 PM (nRvEn)
This is like layers and layers...
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 05:39 PM (vXAXB)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 05:32 PM (evdj2)
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STILL mad about that!
Damn you, Fox!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 05:40 PM (KH1sk)
And after the 16th "holodeck goes berserk and takes over the ship/tries to kill everyone" episode, you'd think maybe the captain might just shut it down and get rid of the damn thing.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2015 05:42 PM (39g3+)
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Saw a two panel comic strip once that made fun of this. Worf is present as the captain is discussing the filling of positions. An opening in Security is filled by... some completely random new guy. Worf, meanwhile, is transferred to the baby nursery.
Posted by: junior at March 24, 2015 05:45 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 05:46 PM (KH1sk)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/StarTrek
See: Applied Phlebotinum and Egg MacGuffin
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 24, 2015 05:50 PM (KH1sk)
Norman Lear's successes usually involved
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 05:59 PM (MMC8r)
AND HE DID IT.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 06:00 PM (MMC8r)
However, as a character, he was incredibly believable and that overcame the effect's limitations.
Posted by: Null at March 24, 2015 06:07 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: goon at March 24, 2015 06:38 PM (gNTQS)
Posted by: A. Pendragon at March 24, 2015 06:38 PM (wJliR)
Errr, nope. They got locked behind some containment doors after trying to stop a human bioweapon, got infected themselves and snuffed it.
Cf. The X-Files, Season 9, Ep. 9.15, "Jump the Shark"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 24, 2015 07:01 PM (PMGbu)
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