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Iran on Proposed Snap Inspections of Its Nuclear Sites: Nah
This deal keeps getting better and better.
Incredible.An Iranian official has criticized the chief of the U.N. atomic agency for demanding snap inspections of Iran's nuclear sites, saying such a demand stands in the way of Tehran and world powers reaching a deal on the country's controversial nuclear program. ... Iran's nuclear spokesman Behrouz Kamalvandi was quoted Tuesday on Iranian state TV's website as saying that snap inspections are "illegal." He did not elaborate.Wow Obama is a weak, useless pussy, and the entire world knows it. Obama is so angry at Iran he's going to his Woobie, which is reflexive leftwing anti-Israel/anti-Semitic agitation. Specifically, Your President is now crying that Israel "spied" on the nuclear talks and gathered up the details of the "deal," and then, get this, shared that sensitive information with our American Congress. How dare those Jews inform Congress of supposed treaties Obama was negotiating for them!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Darth Iran at March 24, 2015 12:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 24, 2015 12:09 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Darth Iran at March 24, 2015 12:09 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jean F. LeKerry, Secretaire d'Etat at March 24, 2015 12:10 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2015 12:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2015 12:11 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 12:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 24, 2015 12:12 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: President Baracartman at March 24, 2015 12:12 PM (JBzwC)
Wait? What?
Posted by: Txn4Evr at March 24, 2015 12:12 PM (eiTQx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 12:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Iran at March 24, 2015 12:12 PM (CZexX)
Dear Mr. President,
Walk away. It is no longer possible to come to any deal at all. Save your dignity; walk away.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 24, 2015 12:12 PM (PEgKF)
What difference, at this point, does it make?!?/1!??!!?!?!!???
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2015 12:13 PM (HSmrB)
Stompy, pouty the president goes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:13 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: M. Levin at March 24, 2015 12:13 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2015 12:13 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: HH at March 24, 2015 12:14 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2015 12:14 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 12:14 PM (8ZskC)
He should know they're just playing to a domestic audience.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 12:14 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 24, 2015 12:14 PM (Bn6aD)
But now I think it is a combination of politics and personal zeal. He has a deep, visceral hatred of Jews, and Israelis in particular.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2015 12:14 PM (Zu3d9)
Barack Obama should just be allowed to run out his time but ignored. Just let him act out his fantasies in fantasy world but have no real authority.
"Here Barack, takes these toys and play over there or go watch SpongeBob. The adults have work to do."
Posted by: common Sense at March 24, 2015 12:14 PM (+YNzP)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 24, 2015 12:15 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: Lando Calrissian at March 24, 2015 12:15 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 24, 2015 12:15 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: some kid, who's hand isn't where it's supposed to be at March 24, 2015 12:15 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 24, 2015 12:15 PM (iVjJr)
We got used to waiting for Pixy-ware to improve, and #twoweeks seemed an eternity.
The time between now and January 2017 may well prove to be Eternity, and Beyond!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2015 12:15 PM (fAzZ5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 12:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 24, 2015 12:16 PM (mf5HN)
That question is tougher than it first appears.....
Posted by: chiefjaybob at March 24, 2015 12:16 PM (t2lvB)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again
*tsk, tsk*
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 24, 2015 12:16 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: inquiring Mind at March 24, 2015 12:16 PM (CsMLT)
Posted by: King Barry at March 24, 2015 12:16 PM (2Ojst)
Funny how Bibi is willing to do what it takes to save his country, eh?
How dare he do that!?!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 12:16 PM (V+8gv)
Iran would never nuke Jerusalem...it is the third holiest city in Islam.
What? It's never mentioned in the koran? Never? Not once?
ISLAMOPHOBE!
Posted by: BHO apologists everywhere at March 24, 2015 12:16 PM (Zu3d9)
Don't know... Is there a scrawny, petulant, effeminate,vindictive one?
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 24, 2015 12:16 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 24, 2015 12:17 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: USA at March 24, 2015 12:17 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: some kid, whose hand isn't where it's supposed to be at March 24, 2015 12:17 PM (CZexX)
wsj
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LOL
Posted by: comrade willow at March 24, 2015 12:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 24, 2015 12:18 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 12:18 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: RM at March 24, 2015 12:18 PM (fRppw)
Posted by: navybrat at March 24, 2015 12:18 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 24, 2015 12:16 PM
I'm not.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:18 PM (2Aj5D)
The White House discovered the operation, in fact, when U.S.
intelligence agencies spying on Israel intercepted communications among
Israeli officials that carried details the U.S. believed could have come
only from access to the confidential talks, officials briefed on the
matter said.
So Our spy caught their spy...
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 24, 2015 12:18 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Lauren at March 24, 2015 12:18 PM (6qb6F)
just be mad Congress now knows stuff they don't have any business knowing bout.
Posted by: comrade willow at March 24, 2015 12:19 PM (nqBYe)
It's like they really meant it when they said "Never again."
Go figure!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 12:19 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2015 12:19 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: maddogg at March 24, 2015 12:19 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst)
Heh. He cares.
He's vested in it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 12:20 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 12:18 PM (sWgE+)
Aspergers syndrome
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 24, 2015 12:20 PM (R8hU8)
Because Obama can't help but keep leaking Israel's secrets.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 12:20 PM (V+8gv)
Israeli officials that carried details the {U.S. believed could have come
only from access to the confidential talk} because we know the administration never has issues with lose lips either.
also Notice THIS.
Posted by: comrade willow at March 24, 2015 12:20 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: MJN1957 at March 24, 2015 12:20 PM (r0S86)
Posted by: maddogg at March 24, 2015 12:21 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 12:21 PM (zOTsN)
Hillary Clinton is a SCOAMT
Posted by: common Sense at March 24, 2015 12:21 PM (+YNzP)
Posted by: comrade willow at March 24, 2015 12:21 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:21 PM (kff5f)
The other night Levin said Obama would be the most incompetent in any room he walks into.
Think about that for a minute.
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 24, 2015 12:21 PM (iVjJr)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:22 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Scott Rittler at March 24, 2015 12:22 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: 12th Imam at March 24, 2015 12:22 PM (xQX/f)
Kind of like the leaking of who developed 'Suxnet', eh?
Posted by: HH at March 24, 2015 12:22 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:22 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: BuckIV at March 24, 2015 12:22 PM (CLfqv)
If she was actually Iranian, you maybe could admire her national loyalty to the Iranians. As it is, she's just another leftist American who hates American history.
Posted by: wooga at March 24, 2015 12:22 PM (nllJH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 12:22 PM (DXzRD)
Walk away. It is no longer possible to come to any deal at all. Save your dignity; walk away.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz!
Except we know he won't. He is so petty and petulant he will give away the store and sell us all out for this crappy evil deal.
Posted by: bossy barbara at March 24, 2015 12:22 PM (028dR)
But when will the media declare they have had enough and report these obvious truths? I know, I know, never.
Posted by: duke at March 24, 2015 12:23 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:23 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: pesky joooooooooooo at March 24, 2015 12:23 PM (Spluw)
I CLAIM THIS MADRASSA IN THE NAME OF TED CRUZ AND THE CONSTITUTION!
*flings bacon at horde*
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 12:23 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: comrade willow at March 24, 2015 12:21 PM (nqBYe)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 24, 2015 12:24 PM (2Ojst)
Yep, and revealing the location of a secret base, and leaking their plans to attack Iran, and so on...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 12:24 PM (V+8gv)
remember hacking of congress's computers?
or am I misremembering ?
Posted by: comrade willow at March 24, 2015 12:24 PM (nqBYe)
*flings bacon at horde*
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 12:23 PM (cbfNE)
*catches in mouth*
Hmmm... a little chewy.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:24 PM (kff5f)
But when will the media declare they have had enough and report these obvious truths?
Your funny.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 12:24 PM (sWgE+)
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This is so very dangerous.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2015 12:24 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2015 12:25 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)
I just got to AtC totally embarrassing herself.
Mwaaa-hahahaha.
That was f*ckin' hilarious.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:25 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:26 PM (2Aj5D)
Pussy is THE strongest force in the universe.
Posted by: USA at March 24, 2015 12:26 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2015 12:24 PM (A98Xu)
Frighteningly dangerous.
WWIII (or IV) going to erupt levels of "very dangerous."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:26 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2015 12:27 PM (ty633)
He may be a stupid pussy, but obama wants Iran to have the bomb. He is fine with it being chalked up to his stupid pussyness. Why else would a narcissist like him put up with their constant insults?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2015 12:27 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: comrade willow at March 24, 2015 12:27 PM (nqBYe)
The poor guy. If only he could find some sort of final solution to the Jewish problem.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2015 12:27 PM (zF6Iw)
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Not LIVs or the MSM. Everybody else, yeah.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 24, 2015 12:27 PM (w0THY)
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Enough about his brackets.
What's going on in Yemen and Iran?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:27 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: USA at March 24, 2015 12:26 PM (tfM+W)
Not if you listen to modern feminists.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:27 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:27 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 12:27 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 24, 2015 12:28 PM (iVjJr)
Fenelon, I agree "pussy" is somehow too sexist.
How about "Wow Obama is a weak, useless CUNT, and the entire world knows it."
Posted by: common Sense at March 24, 2015 12:28 PM (+YNzP)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 24, 2015 12:28 PM (eytER)
$0.02
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 24, 2015 12:28 PM (wQ7l/)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 24, 2015 12:29 PM (Bn6aD)
Nope, they did spy on Congress - then lied about it when asked about it under oath (IIRC it was Clapper who lied).
Interesting that the same guy who was in charge of spying on Congress is also a big supporter of establishing relations with Iran: John Brennan>
http://preview.tinyurl.com/kxf7zec
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 12:29 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: comrade willow at March 24, 2015 12:29 PM (nqBYe)
Netanyahu is more loyal to the American Constitution than our own president is!
This literally boggles the mind. Foreign governments have to intervene on our traitorous president to get him to follow OUR laws.
Never before in history has this ever happened.
Obama is truly a Man For The Ages -- without a doubt the most horrible president in American history. No one even comes close.
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2015 12:29 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Garrett at March 24, 2015 12:30 PM (6y+F2)
not much longer and obama will be stealing quotes from the protocols of the elders of zion
Posted by: kj at March 24, 2015 12:30 PM (lKyWE)
I think it's a mix of both. But a large part of it is Obama and the Left view as Israel as some white interloper who doesn't belong - like whites in South Africa or Zimbabwe or the French in Algeria. Evil white colonialists that deserve to be expelled.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 24, 2015 12:30 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 12:30 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 12:23 PM (cbfNE)"
Izzat Kosher bacon?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2015 12:30 PM (fAzZ5)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:26 PM (kff5f)
This already is WWIII. We are looking at a generational war with Islam. Just look back over the last 30 years and the attacks by Iran through it's proxies on the US. Marine Barracks in Beirut to start. Embassy take over? Synagogue attacks all over the world. All have had Iran's fingers all over them.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 12:31 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Billygoatpuke at March 24, 2015 12:31 PM (l5QMI)
Posted by: comrade willow at March 24, 2015 12:31 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2015 12:11 PM (RD7QR)
Now we know why ValJet needed the Secret Service protection. She probably was scared every shadow had a Jew in it.
Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2015 12:31 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: comrade willow at March 24, 2015 12:31 PM (nqBYe)
And I don't know what flavor of islam the Kurds are, but they're a distinct ethnic group.
What is the majority in Jordan?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 12:31 PM (Spluw)
Assuming he gets his deal, what is the legacy?
That iran got the bomb? That we made Iran an ally?
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 12:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: maddogg at March 24, 2015 12:32 PM (xWW96)
My guess? Hates Israel for Jewishness, hates America because it's White.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 12:32 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 12:32 PM (LISuA)
o.k.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 12:32 PM (DXzRD)
*Yes, I know. But leftists are too stupid to know Israel can't be charged with treason.
I will say this: It won't be Israel that attacks Iran first--it will be Saudi Arabia.
While the press is blaming this on the Jews, I'll give 3-1 that the same information was passed on to Congress by the House of Saud.
Oh hey. Interesting fact I learned from my Jordanian friend the other day: The Saudis have a multimillion dollar, off-budget item that pays directly to some tribe in Jordan. The reason is that that tribe is a lineal descendants of the moslum prophet. By buying them off, they keep the leaders of that tribe from allying with any other group; keeping Saud's legitimacy as protectors of the shrines. IDK. The fellow also thinks the Protocols are real.
Posted by: RoyalOil at March 24, 2015 12:33 PM (ZvKdv)
Iranians are normally sane, stable, "church goin' folk who just want some nice fried chicken on a Sunday..."
When you say "calm, reasoned, fair-minded, and respectful," what's the first thing that comes to mind?
"Iran," I'm betting. I know that's true for me.
Negotiating with the Iranians is normally so easy, even John Kerry can do it.
James Taylor? Sweet Baby James will be a SMASH there because, again, when I say "fans of really horrible soft rock," what comes to mind?
Yes, again, "Iran!"
So I'm really perplexed to see them acting like the reports say. This isn't the Iran that I've always known...
Posted by: RobM1981 at March 24, 2015 12:33 PM (zurJC)
Posted by: USA at March 24, 2015 12:33 PM (tfM+W)
I didn't say it was sexist. I said I don't like and I hardly like C--T
any better. He's not a woman so I suppose we could call him a "Prick"
which I don't like either but if it's used to mean a vindictive little
SOB-
o.k.
I always liked panty waist....
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 24, 2015 12:33 PM (Bn6aD)
White House: "Shit, these Ace of Spades guys have been spying on our secret negotiations!"
Posted by: Hibiscuits Credit-Unions at March 24, 2015 12:33 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2015 12:33 PM (ty633)
This Union is broken. May as well get on with dividing the China and silver.
Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope at March 24, 2015 12:33 PM (GjigR)
"Obama loves America just like the loves Israel and Netamyahu."
I waiting to see which sign finally trips off the hate mail in my box.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 12:33 PM (DXzRD)
If they are Proggie historians, they will thank King Putt.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 12:33 PM (7ObY1)
That's why the "(or IV)".
Hard to keep count when our collective heads are buried in the sand.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:34 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: 12th Imam at March 24, 2015 12:34 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 24, 2015 12:34 PM (Bn6aD)
Your President is now crying that Israel "spied" on the nuclear talks and gathered up the details of the "deal,"
impossible
Posted by: hillary clinton's super secure server at March 24, 2015 12:34 PM (lKyWE)
Dammit, now I want a falafel.
(glares at chicken and spinach wrap)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 12:34 PM (7ObY1)
Whew.
*wipes brow*
Posted by: Andrew Johnson at March 24, 2015 12:34 PM (LA7Cm)
Anyone who has ever posted a lookout by the classroom door who says, "The teacher is coming! Hide the joints!" knows what I'm talking about.
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2015 12:34 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 12:34 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Garrett at March 24, 2015 12:30 PM (6y+F2
They have been slowed from 78RPM to 33RPM. Don't you feel safer?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:34 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2015 12:35 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 24, 2015 12:35 PM (WWTgX)
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Future generations, assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, will not believe his incompetence. They'll think it must be an exxageration.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 24, 2015 12:35 PM (GuSGj)
I'll just quietly scribble up in a corner of the whiteboard my thesis that WWIII actually began a while back, but that we just haven't noticed yet. Rather as WWII arguably began as early as 1931, but wasn't perceived as a world war that early on.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 12:35 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 12:35 PM (7ObY1)
2. Why? Two reasons:
A. To offset Israel
B. To tie the hands of future US administrations
3. What does this make Obama? A far leftist, anti-American, anti-Israel operative.
4. When will we pay for Obama's policy? When it becomes necessary to go back to Iraq, which it inevitably will. Many, many Americans are going to die because of Obama's policies.
Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2015 12:35 PM (RD7QR)
If my wife can work in a federal nursing home and has to be prepared for surprise inspections, so should the Iranians with their nuclear "ability"
Nice way to say bombs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:36 PM (2Aj5D)
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Just for giggles we should start a WH petition to expel Derner and go on over to DailyKos and TPM to publicize it. The wording would be fun to devise (It's not anti-semitic, its anti-Israeli!!) .
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 12:36 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 12:36 PM (7/YOc)
I thought someone said the SCOAMT has already demanded that Israel withdraw their ambassador.
And been told "f*ck you."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:36 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 12:36 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Iran Heavy-water Revival at March 24, 2015 12:37 PM (CZexX)
TFG is a "citizen of the world"
Americans are just a bunch of rayciss redneck gun freakz to him.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 12:37 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2015 12:33 PM (ty633)
I hate falafel. How about hummus and depression? MUCH tastier.
Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2015 12:38 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TangoNine at March 24, 2015 12:38 PM (x3YFz)
I also thought of putting out a sign that said "Guiliani and Cheney were right."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 12:38 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Iran Heavy-water Revival
Wow, that was a nuclear device-in-a-phonebooth.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 12:38 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:39 PM (70ICV)
The only thing I'm pissed about with Israel spying is that we are hearing about it.
There was a line in Netanyahu's speech that leapt out at me. It was along the lines of "we know what's going on in the negotiations, even without spying, by reading the published accounts".
I thought he was basically copping to spying right there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 12:39 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 12:39 PM (LISuA)
And then, of course, comes the *real* problem. The Israelis provided some of that information to Congress! How dare they!?
Posted by: junior at March 24, 2015 12:39 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Billygoatpuke at March 24, 2015 12:39 PM (l5QMI)
And I guess panty waist makes me laugh because I think of some big
droopy drawers that look ridiculous. maybe it should be "panty
waist/waste" combining droopy drawers with soiled underwear.
Not even sure what it means. My Mother used it to describe weak or effeminate Men..... In the old days of course....
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 24, 2015 12:39 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 12:35 PM (noWW6)
I argue this all started in 1983 Marine Barracks bombing.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 12:39 PM (sWgE+)
Not just Americans.
And let's not forget the mess he will leave domestically with open borders and racial agitation. Figure that's why he'll jet off to his posh mansion on a Hawaiin island far, far away from the riots and racial strife that continues to bubble over in major cities, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 12:40 PM (V+8gv)
Particularly from those that are supposed to keep him honest.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 12:40 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: John Kerry at March 24, 2015 12:40 PM (eytER)
Posted by: US Jews at March 24, 2015 12:40 PM (G30fw)
Just for giggles we should start a WH petition
to expel Derner ....
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 12:36 PM (LISuA)
Levin said this was discussed during PantyWaist's "congratulatory" call to Bibi.
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 24, 2015 12:40 PM (iVjJr)
THE JEW ***IS*** THE BRIEFCASE!!!
THEY CAN ASSUME ANY FORM!!!
SHAPESHIFTERS!!! WATCH THE SKIES!!!
Posted by: The Arab Street at March 24, 2015 12:41 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 12:41 PM (LISuA)
That's what Barry is really pissed about.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 12:41 PM (LA7Cm)
This is not obama's weakness. obama is pro-nuclear Iran.
obama has a strong Pimp Hand.
Is obama "weak" when it comes to Israel?
Is obama "weak" when it comes to Republicans?
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 12:41 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: Golfman
The actual transcript of that call must have been epic.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 12:41 PM (Spluw)
I don't know either, Donna. It does have a sort of old fashioned feel to it though.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 12:41 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 12:41 PM (cbfNE)
This is a minor setback. Nothing James Taylor couldn't fix.
The picture of that still makes Me chuckle...... Not at the occasion, but of the utter stupidity and tackiness of it...
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 24, 2015 12:42 PM (Bn6aD)
You probably sill think obama is "weak" when it comes to dealing with ISIS, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 12:42 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: booter at March 24, 2015 12:42 PM (Lg1F3)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 24, 2015 12:42 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Prez'nit O'Dhimmi at March 24, 2015 12:42 PM (Dwehj)
Of course they would, if the stick/carrot combo was right. Some appropriate sticks would have been the U.S. naturally supporting civil rights activists in Iran back when it mattered or being outspoken against their treatment of women and gays. But Obama refuses to countenenance any concrete actions against Iran, even ones that play to his base, let alone any use of American military might.
It's as if he looks at Jimmy Carter's foreign policy as the gold standard, and just thinks, if only Carter had doubled down on that "smart" diplomacy.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 24, 2015 12:43 PM (TOQTd)
Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2015 12:43 PM (DL2i+)
Errr... yes?
What has he done successfully (even in his estimation) in relation to Israel?
And he's weak when it comes to Republicans, too. It's just that Republican leadership is weaker still.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:43 PM (kff5f)
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So can all those little Mex kids coming over the border.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:43 PM (2Aj5D)
Also, they all made the Dean's list without the help of Affirmative Action.
And they had fathers.
Posted by: Garrett at March 24, 2015 12:43 PM (6y+F2)
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:43 PM (70ICV)
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Classic Lite FM!
Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 12:44 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 12:35 PM (noWW6)
I argue this all started in 1983 Marine Barracks bombing.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 12:39 PM (sWgE+)
The Grand Mosque seizure in 1979 was clearly an Iranian operation and was clearly intended to signal that the Iranians were going to be a force to be reckoned with.
Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2015 12:44 PM (RD7QR)
Kill w those evil kids!
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:44 PM (70ICV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 12:44 PM (LA7Cm)
Ever see the movie "The Dead Zone"? The president as portrayed by Martin Sheen? Sometimes I get a feeling...
Posted by: HH at March 24, 2015 12:44 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 12:44 PM (zOTsN)
Shouldn't we have Chumlee negotiating with Iran instead of Barry?
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2015 12:44 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 12:44 PM (noWW6)
I felt a great disturbance in the Force; as if millions of voices screamed out in terror and then... screamed out in more terror.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:45 PM (kff5f)
http://www.answers.com/Q/What_does_pantywaist_mean
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 12:45 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 24, 2015 12:45 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower
They also happen to be the only people over whom he has real power.
That's why he treats our allies like shit. They don't have anything to give him, so he stfifs them. He thinks that he can make progress where none have before, so he throws squeeze to our enemies.
it's the Chicago way, writ large.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 12:45 PM (Spluw)
I think that if Israel decides to stop Iran they will do it by one or more EMP events as the 1st step.
Then escalate as necessary.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 24, 2015 12:45 PM (jeCnD)
Sisi is dying to get our support, and Obama is fucking him over in favor of the biggest islamist threat in the region. Unbelievable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2015 12:45 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Garrett at March 24, 2015 12:43 PM (6y+F2
And their mothers weren't gutter whores
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:45 PM (2Aj5D)
Obama hates ISIS due to them being enemies of Iran.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:46 PM (70ICV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 12:46 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: maddogg at March 24, 2015 12:46 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 12:46 PM (2Ojst)
Good for Israel. Someone needs to find out how badly that weak, useless pussy is selling us down the river.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 24, 2015 12:46 PM (agnOR)
Posted by: Jean F. LeKerry, Secretaire d'Etat at March 24, 2015 12:47 PM (8ZskC)
Guess I just quit saying that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 12:47 PM (3K1By)
Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2015 12:47 PM (DL2i+)
Obama is a paid agent of Iran.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:47 PM (70ICV)
They should have minded their own business and taken whatever was handed down to them from our great King.
Posted by: McAdams at March 24, 2015 12:47 PM (ehE9i)
Posted by: George Costanza at March 24, 2015 12:47 PM (6y+F2)
Then escalate as necessary.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 24, 2015 12:45 PM (jeCnD
Iran.
Nuke it.
Salt it.
Leave it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:47 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: The Mullahs at March 24, 2015 12:47 PM (8ZskC)
There will be no deal . . .
Anything the Shit Midas becomes invested in fails
Usually spectacularly
Olympics
Libya
Arab Spring
Gun Control
Given TFG's track record, the talks will end in 3 weeks with the Iranians saying that they already have weaponized nuclear missiles since they've spent the last 6 years pussyfooting around the negotiating table.
TFG will issue a sternly worded tweet and go play more golf
Posted by: McCool at March 24, 2015 12:48 PM (TQxRy)
Either that comet crashed here or it's Hector again
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 12:48 PM (3K1By)
STDs ain't cool bro.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:48 PM (70ICV)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 24, 2015 12:49 PM (PtTYB)
He mostly hates Israel because they refuse to let him pull a Carter/Clinton; grand deal signed in a big Rose Garden ceremony.
So, he's going for--what he thinks--is a great runner up: Peace with Iran.
Which is weird, because no one cares about Iran. But, his closest advisors damn sure do.
What's amazing is how they just gloss over the fact that all of the ME hates Iran. So, you make a deal with Iran and you piss off everyone else.
This stupid fucker wants his Rose Garden ceremony. I mean, look at all the retarded shit he's tried to pass of as a grand ceremony in the Rose Garden to date.
And every one has been a total fucking failure.
So, we're going to get this stupid fucking Rose Garden ceremony.
Posted by: RoyalOil at March 24, 2015 12:49 PM (ZvKdv)
*not too familiar with ME geography.*
Posted by: jmel at March 24, 2015 12:49 PM (QwF3/)
Posted by: Captain Renault at March 24, 2015 12:49 PM (W5DcG)
Or is "Osiris" the name of his most recent gloryhole "customer"?
Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 12:49 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: The Great Pharoh, Obamases the Foist at March 24, 2015 12:50 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Insomniac
I think that he's being the anti-Bush. W wanted to recycle Iraq and make it a (relatively) stable MW nation, like Egypt. It would be a counter to Iran, a check on militaristic, expansionistic dictators, and reduce one of israel's historic enemies.
In many ways, W succeeded. JEF has undone most of that, and Iran will be that surviving force instead. It also has the twofer beckoning; JEF the conciliator who succeeded where everyone (including bubba) 'failed'.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 12:50 PM (Spluw)
They are just fucking with him now
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 12:50 PM (zOTsN)
Your forgetting that the Ayatollahs are only a couple years away if that from have ICBM's. What's not being talked about is Iran's missile program. They want a missile that can hit us as bad as they want a nuke.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 12:50 PM (sWgE+)
STDs ain't cool bro.Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:48 PM (70ICV) You would know Hector. I'll bet you've ecnountered those dick boils down at the glory hole, aincha?
Posted by: maddogg at March 24, 2015 12:50 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Golfman
The actual transcript of that call must have been epic.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 12:41 PM (Spluw)
TRANSCRIPT OF CONGRATULATORY PHONE CALL
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Yo. Bibi. It's Barry.
PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU: Hello Mr. President! To what do I owe the pleasure?
PO: Yeah. Congratulations. On winning, and all that shit.
PMN: Thank you Mr. President! It's most kind of you to take time away from your brackets to congratulate me.
PO: LISTEN, JEW BOY --
PMN: Oh, just look at the time, I must get back to serving the Israeli people in the office you tried to steal from me. Good day!
PO: YOU FUCKIN --
[DIAL TONE]
Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2015 12:50 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hibiscuits Credit-Unions at March 24, 2015 12:50 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2015 12:50 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: ejo at March 24, 2015 12:51 PM (rsGj7)
See #148 - He wants to get the US out of the ME permanently, which involves empowering Iran and marginalizing Israel.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 12:51 PM (V+8gv)
Obama is a paid agent of Iran.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:47 PM (70ICV)
Which is why we must strike down that Clinton Harridan.... she's taking money from the House of Saud!!! Damn Traitor!
Posted by: The Great Pharoh, Obamases the Foist at March 24, 2015 12:51 PM (qh617)
You really need to get off your knees, wipe off your chin and educate yourself at some point, son.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 12:51 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 24, 2015 12:52 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 12:52 PM (/HX7u)
Either that comet crashed here or it's Hector again."
-Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 12:48 PM (3K1By)
That's ENOUGH!
*Closes Slapweasel Farms and Distillery*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 12:52 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:52 PM (70ICV)
I like choo-choos.
I like paste.
I don't hate America with a white hot passion.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2015 12:52 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 12:53 PM (2Ojst)
You need to stop thinking of gay sex.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:53 PM (70ICV)
I remember a few years ago when this subject came up with someone fairly high up in the Saudi government. When asked the response was something along the lines of "well, we'd probably not try to stop them very hard" or some such.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 12:53 PM (LA7Cm)
Either that comet crashed here or it's Hector again."
-Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2015 12:48 PM (3K1By)
that would be The Barrel
Posted by: TangoNine at March 24, 2015 12:53 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 12:54 PM (7/YOc)
You deny that Iran is not behind the rise of Obama?
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:54 PM (70ICV)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:54 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Dr Gorgonzola at March 24, 2015 12:55 PM (e0JlW)
Posted by: sir barky of the back nine at March 24, 2015 12:55 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: maddogg at March 24, 2015 12:56 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has gone to Plaid! at March 24, 2015 12:56 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 12:56 PM (zOTsN)
You misspelled "totally expected."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 12:54 PM (kff5f)
Tropic Thunder reference, albeit mildly oblique. Sgt. Lincoln Osiris and the infamous "never go full retard" speech.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2015 12:56 PM (2Ojst)
Iran just recently successfully orbited another satellite.
That level of booster development typically indicates a nation that is ready to break out to full intercontinental ballistic missile capability. Giving the Iranians the ability to directly threaten the continental United States.
Fortunately, we have an impenetrable defensive barrier of twenty or so aging, poorly tested interceptors that are basically still just flyable prototypes. Located where they're optimal for countering launches from North Korea, not from Iran. So, not to worry.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2015 12:56 PM (noWW6)
Jesus, Dad. Just shut the fuck up, already.
Posted by: Horus at March 24, 2015 12:57 PM (6y+F2)
"That's no moon. It's a banjo resonator!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 12:57 PM (0HooB)
No one
Is connecting isreal to the iran deal except the JEF.
He needs to blame them for it when it fails. And it will fail because iran doesn't need a deal if sanctions are dropped
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 12:57 PM (zOTsN)
Whew.
*wipes brow*
Posted by: Andrew Johnson at March 24, 2015 12:34 PM
Hey, what about me?
Posted by: Jimbo Buchanon at March 24, 2015 12:57 PM (3hlFs)
Hey, hey, don't drag me into this!
Posted by: North Korea at March 24, 2015 12:58 PM (PtTYB)
Can't lose what you never had.
Can't hide anything that doesn't exist.
Those tapes, if there were ever any, have long been destroyed.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:58 PM (2Aj5D)
That big silly needs to check out the hashtag #ThingsILiftWithMyVagina on twotter.
This amazing woman has devised exercises that can strenthen any vagina, including sigmoid colon vaginoplasties like mine! If you stuck your hand in mine, you wouldn't be able to pull it out unless I wishead to allow it.
We'll get Obama's vag in tip top shape in no time! We may disagree with her about various issues, but as our comandress in chief, she deserves our support at a time like this.
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 24, 2015 12:58 PM (3F6F8)
I despise Iran and the Ayatollahs. Obama, although preferable to the reactionaries in the GOP is nothing but a stooge for Iran.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:58 PM (70ICV)
You deny that Israel is not behind the rise of Bush?
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:59 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Bracky Obamallama at March 24, 2015 12:59 PM (ODxAs)
Not ethnically Iranian, but spent her formative childhood years there.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 12:59 PM (V+8gv)
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Depends on what you mean by connecting.
The Israelis have basically said, "Yeah, we're keeping an eye on this thing. And some of it includes spying - on Iran. The rest of it comes from info provided by other countries in the talks."
The schmuck in the White House is the only one making an issue of it, though.
And I suspect even he wouldn't really care all that much if the Israelis hadn't passed some of that information to Congress.
Posted by: junior at March 24, 2015 12:59 PM (UWFpX)
Iran's missile program is the elephant in the room no one is talking about.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:00 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at March 24, 2015 01:00 PM (TlMTA)
http://tinyurl.com/kfzvcpt
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2015 01:00 PM (DXzRD)
Until I realized that I don't need them. Everything the JEF does demonstrates his antisemetism
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:00 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: maddogg at March 24, 2015 01:00 PM (xWW96)
I despise Israel and the Jews. Bush, although preferable to the revolutionaries in the DNC is nothing but a stooge for Israel.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 01:00 PM (Q819Q)
We do it my way. Fear is our ally.
Posted by: Lord Humoungous Iran at March 24, 2015 01:00 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 24, 2015 01:01 PM (6rKEC)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:01 PM (zOTsN)
I resemble that remark!
Posted by: Zombie Curly at March 24, 2015 01:01 PM (PtTYB)
The twig was bent there, eh?
WTF is it with all the foreigners in this clown car of an administration anyway?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 01:01 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:01 PM (zOTsN)
Is there anyone who thinks that even IF they agreed to "snap inspections", that they would actually let them happen? Sure, they will, just like Saddam did when inspectors showed up.
Posted by: RM at March 24, 2015 01:02 PM (fRppw)
-Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 12:58 PM (70ICV)
Mentioning that you'd rather have Deadly Nut Cancer instead of "Reactionary Treatment" is ignorant, Son.
Don't you have Legos to get to?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 01:02 PM (16bOT)
JEF is being made a fool of, while the world watches on.
And now he's desperate.
We're in a heap of trouble.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2015 01:02 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2015 01:02 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 01:02 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: USA at March 24, 2015 01:02 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:03 PM (zOTsN)
Hillary Clinton is a SCOAMT
Posted by: common Sense at March 24, 2015 12:21 PM (+YNzP)
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Wait, that's a good thing,, amirite?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2015 01:03 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Lord Humoungous Iran at March 24, 2015 01:03 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 01:03 PM (rwI+c)
Somehow I think legos are beyond the intellectual capacity of our troll.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 01:03 PM (kff5f)
Nuclear winter. All so the Indians don't win. This. Just. Sucks.
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 01:04 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 12:54 PM (7/YOc)
----
Mine? Pretty damn cold.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2015 01:04 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 01:04 PM (LISuA)
Would you even notice nuclear winter in Cleveland?
Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2015 01:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:05 PM (zOTsN)
Iran won't let the UN inspector in sites now. Plus according to the UN the Iranians are hiding up to 30 sites. So, snap inspections? Don't think so.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:05 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 01:02 PM (V+8gv)
===========================
Wasn't that CIA director Brennan?
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 01:05 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 12:54 PM (7/YOc)
Not as cold as a step-mother-in-law's.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 01:05 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Osiris, Master of the Universe at March 24, 2015 01:05 PM (PtTYB)
l'll talk to this Humungus!
He's a reasonable man
open to negotiation.
He promised us safe passage! He gave his word!
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 24, 2015 01:05 PM (/EkKm)
As has Clapper. Then we need to start counting all the people who have ties to the Moslem Brotherhood, of which there are more than a few.
I guess it's too much to axe to have some Americans with American values in charge of America.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 01:05 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 01:05 PM (rwI+c)
Nuclear winter. All so the Indians don't win
nah that won't happen until the Browns win the AFC Championship
Posted by: kj at March 24, 2015 01:06 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Ali 'Sharpton' Kholmeini responding to snap inspections at March 24, 2015 01:06 PM (wUFzV)
Posted by: Starboardhelm at March 24, 2015 01:06 PM (hOtJL)
-Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 01:03 PM (kff5f)
Perhaps chewing gum is more his pace. I hadn't considered the considerably dilapidated motor functions. Perhaps I should be more careful in the future.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 01:06 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:07 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2015 01:05 PM (RD7QR)
=========================
Hey! I have my sober days, just like most people.
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 01:07 PM (LISuA)
Remember the Iraqi U.N. inspections. Inspectors would show up, Iraqis would say "Screw you, go away" and the inspectors would.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 01:07 PM (LA7Cm)
The truth is the city of Qoms, where the Ayatollahs live needs to be nuked and wiped off the map. We should be supporting the resistance in Iran against the Ayatollah scum.
Iran is lucky they are facing the America of 2015. Obama is there puppet and the GOP is obsessed with racial issues.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 01:08 PM (70ICV)
Raaaaacist!
I'm just doing the girl band, mystery solving, and adventuring that Americans won't do.
Posted by: Jose at March 24, 2015 01:08 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 01:09 PM (70ICV)
-Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 01:04 PM (LISuA)
Son... this is nothing. It is when they predict the Cleveland Browns to win a Super Bowl that you should horde, shutter, shudder and Pray Like There's No Tomorrow.
...because there isn't.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 01:09 PM (16bOT)
Remember we got this marxist president because of a press that refused to criticize this commie in campaigns and in office and covered up for his dimness, to wit:
http://tinyurl.com/mlbzefh
Posted by: Bracky Obamallama at March 24, 2015 01:09 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2015 01:09 PM (rDqRv)
There, FIFY
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 01:09 PM (KnbYp)
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 01:09 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Osiris, Master of the Universe at March 24, 2015 01:05 PM (PtTYB)
Ruck roo, Rector!
Posted by: Scooby Doo at March 24, 2015 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
All puppets of the true evil, Serbs.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 01:10 PM (rwI+c)
I've read that both of them are Muslim.
No idea if either rumor is true...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2015 01:10 PM (V+8gv)
Can you point out where I said I despise Israel or Jews? I bate Iran and the Islamic world.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 01:11 PM (70ICV)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:11 PM (zOTsN)
As truck convoys pull out the back gate.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:11 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Horus
People ask, "why are you a Moron?"
This is why
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 01:12 PM (Spluw)
Slower spinning centrifuges, you Great Satanists! That's all we're offering!
Good luck verifying, putzes!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 24, 2015 01:12 PM (euHp0)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:12 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 01:12 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 01:12 PM (KnbYp)
Where the rest of us know they're just the obverse and reverse of the same evil death cult coin.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 01:12 PM (kff5f)
I don't like the Sunnis either. But Iran and the Shiites are the bigger danger.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 01:13 PM (70ICV)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:13 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:13 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 01:13 PM (rwI+c)
I've said it, and I've said it, and I've said it.
None of these are mutually exclusive.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 01:13 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:13 PM (7/YOc)
So bad you had to post twice.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:14 PM (sWgE+)
I hate ISIS but do enjoy them killing Shiites.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 01:14 PM (70ICV)
Posted by: Horus
People ask, "why are you a Moron?"
This is why
Posted by: Blue Hen
And if you are not, you won't understand.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:14 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 01:14 PM (KnbYp)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2015 01:15 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:15 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 01:15 PM (70ICV)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:15 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 01:13 PM (kff5f)
Short people make me nervous also.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:15 PM (sWgE+)
The United States is in the final stages of secret, closed-door negotiations on the Trans-Pacific Partnership, a massive trade agreement with 11 other countries.
Who will benefit from it? One provision hidden in the fine print - "Investor-State Dispute Settlement" - may sound harmless, but don't let that fool you: ISDS could let foreign companies challenge US laws without ever stepping in an American court.
That would undermine US sovereignty and tilt the playing field even further in favor of multinational corporations.
Sign my petition and spread the word: ISDS is a bad deal for America.
Posted by: mallfly at March 24, 2015 01:16 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 24, 2015 01:16 PM (vXAXB)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:15 PM (sWgE+)
I'm told they got no reason.
Posted by: Randy Newman at March 24, 2015 01:16 PM (RD7QR)
Iran: You won a free oven mitt!
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 24, 2015 01:16 PM (wUFzV)
um...
"I despise Israel and the Jews."
Is this a trick question, Yector?
Posted by: Citizen X at March 24, 2015 01:16 PM (7ObY1)
What is the point of your question? I think Israeli Jews are too busy trying to survive and keeping an eye on Iran and Hezbollah.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 01:17 PM (70ICV)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 01:13 PM (kff5f)
Short people make me nervous also.
Posted by: wrg500
So do carnies.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:17 PM (7/YOc)
Iran: We are making nukes! Death to America!
USA: Hold on there! Let's talk about how we can help you in your goals.
WTH?
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 01:17 PM (cbfNE)
They discovered al-Abama 500 years ago.
And both north and south Quaerh al-Ina 400 years ago.
Posted by: Jeh Johnson at March 24, 2015 01:17 PM (iAUf+)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:15 PM (sWgE+)
Well, that's only natural for people familiar with AtC.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 01:18 PM (kff5f)
-Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:15 PM (sWgE+)
They're naturally subversive. They also have a pen full of Raptors and the like.
...so I hear.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 01:18 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:17 PM (7/YOc)
If you drive your house to your job, you might be a carny.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 01:18 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: HH at March 24, 2015 01:18 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:15 PM (sWgE+)<<
AtC must be downright terrifying to you.
Posted by: The Boogey Man at March 24, 2015 01:19 PM (CZexX)
You think its funny Iran has a puppet in the White House?
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 01:19 PM (70ICV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2015 01:19 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 01:19 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2015 01:19 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Horus
People ask, "why are you a Moron?"
This is why
Posted by: Blue Hen
And if you are not, you won't understand.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:14 PM (7/YOc)
Yes, the Snark is strong in this one...
Posted by: Obi Wan Kadidy Wa Didy, of the Disco Dancing Knights... at March 24, 2015 01:19 PM (qh617)
They discovered al-Abama 500 years ago.
And both north and south Quaerh al-Ina 400 years ago.
I call bullshit. If muzzies were rednecks, they wouldn't be stuck in the 7th century.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:20 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: MacGruber at March 24, 2015 01:20 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: The Boogey Man at March 24, 2015 01:19 PM (CZexX)
Damn Skippy *cringes in cube*
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:20 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 24, 2015 01:20 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2015 01:09 PM (rDqRv)
Only the stupid ones.
Posted by: Marvin the Martian at March 24, 2015 01:20 PM (W5DcG)
Activate!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 01:19 PM (kff5f)
No... don't do it... don't cross the streams!!!!
That's when we turn into a circular firing squad...
Posted by: Bib Bad Wolf, outside the circle... at March 24, 2015 01:21 PM (qh617)
-Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 24, 2015 01:18 PM (kff5f)
If you have more than ten rolls of tickets at-hand, you might be a carny.
If your housecar has "Rotor" printed on the trailer...
...same.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 01:22 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2015 01:09 PM (rDqRv)
Only the stupid ones.
Posted by: Marvin the Martian at March 24, 2015 01:20 PM (W5DcG)
Yes... everyone knows that up the ISis, is the greatest threat...
Posted by: Tars Tarkas, Jedek of Thark at March 24, 2015 01:22 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 24, 2015 01:22 PM (KihZF)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 01:22 PM (rwI+c)
James Baker is another J Street loving asshole.
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 01:22 PM (70ICV)
Obama: OK, sounds good!
Dealer: And you'll need the rust protection, um, finder's fee.
Obama: But it was on the lot!
Dealer: That's right. And keys, ya need to pay for keys. Extra because it's a Tuesday.
Obama: Whatever, whatever! I needs this deal, baby!
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 24, 2015 01:23 PM (wUFzV)
All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice
Clinic are proud of Presdent Obama for wanting peace and not war like that warlord Bush. Bush statred many wars against persons of color and that is just plane wrong. We call on the UN to arrest Bush now for war crimes and for insulting are presdent of color.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 24, 2015 01:23 PM (Sd++4)
Oh, you say you're not interested? Well, then, maybe he will just have to forcibly invest the Swedish island of Gotland and take what he wants.
bit.ly/1OwTqKL
bit.ly/1OwTqKL
Posted by: MTF, Vote For Someone The GOP Insiders Hate at March 24, 2015 01:23 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 24, 2015 01:23 PM (KihZF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 01:24 PM (0HooB)
If there is a greater threat to Israel's existence than Iranian nuclear power, I don't know what it is. Israel kind of has a rooting interest in what Iran is doing.
Posted by: Tommy V at March 24, 2015 01:24 PM (3qBGR)
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 01:24 PM (70ICV)
Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Partyfree at March 24, 2015 01:24 PM (5/lDN)
-Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 01:22 PM (rwI+c)
You simply need to use "Mahdi" when referring to the "Twelfth Imam".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 01:24 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:15 PM (7/YOc)
***
Yep. Maybe it's time to upgrade the shitty software, or switch to blogspot, so we can delete comments, or at least have the software detect verbatim duplicates.
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 24, 2015 01:25 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 01:25 PM (KETbL)
Quite possibly Fredo in the White House.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2015 01:25 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 01:25 PM (/HX7u)
A mushroom cloud over Israel might.
Might.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 01:24 PM (0HooB)
The Old Testament God is an eye for an eye kind of guy...
And Israel does have nuclear weapons...
Some assembly required.
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 24, 2015 01:25 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 24, 2015 01:23 PM (KihZF)
It's early yet. It could just be old, tired AirBus wings.
Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2015 01:25 PM (RD7QR)
America.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:25 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: John McCain at March 24, 2015 01:26 PM (wUFzV)
Some assembly required.
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 24, 2015 01:25 PM (qh617)
NO assembly required. They are all set to go
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2015 01:26 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2015 01:26 PM (rDqRv)
Samson
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:27 PM (sWgE+)
Not only will he think Israel is the greatest threat to America, he will think islam is the number one religion and black folk make up the majority in America. At least on television anyway.
Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2015 01:27 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 24, 2015 01:28 PM (iVjJr)
Survivor spotted moving in place wreckage:
https://twitter.com/HPInfo/status/580375126207778816
"General David Galtier : "l'urgence c'est de secourir les éventuels survivants, on aurait aperçu un corps qui bouge" #crashA320"
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2015 01:28 PM (K4YiS)
And women rule the world. Wait a minute....
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:28 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 01:29 PM (KETbL)
And about 30% of the population is gay...
and the rest is just... Fahbulous!!!!
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 24, 2015 01:29 PM (qh617)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 24, 2015 01:29 PM (rwI+c)
-Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2015 01:26 PM (rDqRv)
Q: How do you like your Twelfth-Imam Countries, Mr. Reagan?
A: ...Glazed.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 01:29 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2015 01:29 PM (h4vJk)
=
"The priority is to rescue the eventual survivors -- we have seen a body that moved [in the wreckage]"
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2015 01:30 PM (K4YiS)
And Israel does have nuclear weapons...
Some assembly required.
You know who I wouldn't want to be? Whoever was/is in charge of the software for their Iron Dome system. I'd be asking myself "Did I check those algorithms properly?" so much I wouldn't be able to sleep.
We had discussions about this very thing in Quality Control class years ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 01:30 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 24, 2015 01:30 PM (iVjJr)
Posted by: Baldy at March 24, 2015 01:30 PM (sEXjW)
Posted by: Eromero
__________________
And he thinks that all middle-aged black women are named Your Honor.
Posted by: Furious George at March 24, 2015 01:30 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Iblis at March 24, 2015 01:30 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 24, 2015 01:31 PM (iVjJr)
Incredible, if true:
Survivor spotted moving in place wreckage:
That tweet is from 3 hours ago. Subsequent accounts of people who've seen the wreckage describe nothing but bodies and wreckage.
It's hard to tell that the shards of metal were even airplane parts. In an earlier thread I posted flight data. The thing went straight into a cliff at 400 knots.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 01:32 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 01:33 PM (KETbL)
That would be amazing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 24, 2015 01:33 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 01:32 PM (JtwS4)
That sudden stop kind of ruins your day.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:33 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Tars Tarkas, Jedek of Thark at March 24, 2015 01:22 PM (qh617)
It depends, on what the meaning of ISis...
Posted by: Billy Jeff at March 24, 2015 01:33 PM (QJCCx)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 01:33 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:34 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 01:34 PM (KnbYp)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 01:32 PM (JtwS4)
Wow. Would a wing failure account for that, or loss of an engine?
Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2015 01:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 01:35 PM (zOTsN)
and the rest is just... Fahbulous!!!!
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 24, 2015 01:29 PM (qh617)
******
um, no. The rest are only attracted to the "opposite" sex because they are transgendered. LGBT describes us ALL and if we just accepted that there would be peace and fulfilment at last.
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at March 24, 2015 01:35 PM (3F6F8)
My first choice would be to die at the sexual mercy of whichever set of twins were the most recent Playmates of the Month.
However, that'd be my second choice, drink in hand, blissfully unaware. Bitching all the way to the Pearly Gates...
"I guess my luggage didn't make it?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 24, 2015 01:35 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 24, 2015 01:36 PM (2cS/G)
...But the overabundance of speculation and 3D images of rotating jetliners is just, literally, overkill.
Airline travel is very safe. Should we cover traffic accidents in the same manner, the LIV's might stay home for an election.
...Anyone want to invest in a new Cable Channel?
*dibs*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 01:36 PM (16bOT)
From the earlier thread:
Interesting graphic about the flight.
http://bit.ly/1HzsQ1C
Red line is altitude in feet (left hand scale), black line is speed in knots (right hand scale).
Down 32K feet in 8 minutes, impact at just under 400 knots.
A local mayor who has flown over the crash site describes it as an absolute horror.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 01:36 PM (JtwS4)
I want to be shot by a jealous husband at the age of 105.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:37 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 24, 2015 01:37 PM (wUFzV)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader
I don't know what worries me more -- the possibility that this was terrorism -- or the possibility that an average Airbus 320 just fell apart midair. Those planes are EVERYWHERE. If they start falling apart after 20 years of use, I'm going to be very nervous every getting on an AirBus again.
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2015 01:37 PM (K4YiS)
Airline travel is very safe.
Yeah. I'm following this on a live blog. Someone just put up a graphic showing that this is the safest year so far, with 0.23 accidents per million departures.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 01:38 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 01:39 PM (16bOT)
Two jealous husbands.
From doing the twins.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2015 01:39 PM (F1jFR)
Just curious.
Cruz-Cotton 2016!!
Posted by: prescient11 at March 24, 2015 01:39 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: joncelli at March 24, 2015 01:40 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: butch at March 24, 2015 01:40 PM (HLx1C)
Witnesses saw the plane intact before the impact. For whatever reason it lost all of its altitude and did not send any distress signals.
I don't have a theory and haven't read one.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 01:40 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: ISIS local #252 at March 24, 2015 01:40 PM (ZbV+0)
From doing the twins."
-Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2015 01:39 PM (F1jFR)
Hyperbole, but... dood.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 24, 2015 01:40 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2015 01:33 PM (KETbL)
----------------------------------------
Nah. The fabric of their clothes hooked on some debris finally gave way and the body started rolling downhill.
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 01:41 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:44 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 01:40 PM (JtwS4)
----------------------------------------
Pilot error. Something happened between the pilot and the autopilot again. Airbus airplanes have started to become famous for that.
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 01:44 PM (/HX7u)
Well, I'd like to meet the 105 year old who can hit a moving target.
Oh, you meant...
Posted by: anon a mouse at March 24, 2015 01:44 PM (KnbYp)
Because it looks like debris scattered over 3 or 4 ridges.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:44 PM (7/YOc)
Because it looks like debris scattered over 3 or 4 ridges.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:44 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 24, 2015 01:45 PM (iVjJr)
Posted by: al-Abama Schoolboy at March 24, 2015 01:46 PM (ty633)
Read somewhere this morning that the debris field is little 2 kilometers sq.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:46 PM (sWgE+)
What!!
It's my fantasy, and in it, I'm rich, good looking, and women swoon at my feet.
And I'm smart, too.
Did I mention that part?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2015 01:46 PM (F1jFR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:46 PM (7/YOc)
How do you plan to rectify that?
Posted by: Osiris at March 24, 2015 01:46 PM (70ICV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
And yet, you're here; with us.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 24, 2015 01:46 PM (Spluw)
Those planes are EVERYWHERE. If they start falling apart after 20 years of use, I'm going to be very nervous every getting on an AirBus again.
--
I've been nervous about Airbuses for almost a decade. Fortunately, I don't travel as much as I used to.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 24, 2015 01:46 PM (SNs7J)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 24, 2015 01:47 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2015 01:44 PM (7/YOc)
-----------------------------------------
I have a feeling most people have no idea how fast 400mph is.
Posted by: Soona at March 24, 2015 01:47 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2015 01:50 PM (JtwS4)
Twice as fast as NASCAR, 4x the energy, much less in the way of impact protection.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2015 01:50 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: RoyalOil at March 24, 2015 12:33 PM (ZvKdv)
That would be the Hashemites, who are, in fact, direct descendants of Mohammed's uncle, Abu Talib ibn abdul al Muttalib, chief of the Hashim tribe. The current King of Jordan is a direct descendant as well. House of Saud battled with the Hashemites over supremacy on the Arab peninsula, before joining with them against the Turks (see Lawrence, Arabia) but pay the "tax" to keep the peace, and keep the King of Saudi Arabia as the custodian of the two holy mosques. Otherwise, Hussein and his lineage have a more legitimate claim to be the custodian. Plus, Saudi wants to keep the sweet, sweet Hajj money they rake in every year. It is not insubstantial.
Posted by: Moki at March 24, 2015 01:56 PM (bAB8f)
Iran doesn't want a deal;
France doesn't want a deal;
Russia has only been in it for the ride;
Congress doesn't want a deal;
The American people don't want a deal;
And, I guess, Israel doesn't want a deal.
Mr. President - your just playing with yourself in front of the whole world. It's not a pretty nor a welcome sight.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 24, 2015 02:06 PM (PEgKF)
Posted by: Now, THAT's useless at March 24, 2015 03:01 PM (9pK6I)
Posted by: ejochs at March 24, 2015 03:05 PM (rsGj7)
Wait, what's that you say?
Oh, right-o.
/facepalm
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 24, 2015 03:46 PM (74McK)
Posted by: JK at March 24, 2015 03:47 PM (zWaPh)
Posted by: kansas at March 24, 2015 04:13 PM (vqsBK)
This deal keeps getting better and better.
I have altered our bargin. Pray I don't alter it further.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 24, 2015 04:34 PM (1hM1d)
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