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Overnight Open Thread (3-23-2015)
Busy. Less traveling. But still 100% ONT suckage.
Why? Because the second rule of AoSHQ ONT Club.
Starbucks Dials Back Their racialist Campaign
Dear Starbucks: 1. America is not a college campus. 2. You are not the faculty. 3. I am not paying tuition to take your exam. - David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 22, 2015
RFK Jr. is Jenny McCarthy Without the Chest
No, Army SF is NOT Preparing for Civil War. Sheesh.. (long)
Far from teaching SOF troops to operate the mechanism of a police state, exercises like Jade Helm give SOF troops critically needed experience operating against and inside the territory of a police state. Normally the "police" and "secret police" role players are selected from soldiers and real police. The "guerillas" can be conventional Army or Guard soldiers, or even ROTC cadets, friendly foreign troops, and in one case I'm aware of, were civilian volunteers. (The SJA put the kibosh on ever doing that again. Unfortunately).
Think about the N.B.A. further. The skills necessary to be a basketball player, especially height, are highly hereditary. But the N.B.A. is a meritocracy, with your performance easy to evaluate. If you do not play well, you will be cut, even if the team is the New York Knicks and your name is Patrick Ewing Jr. Father-son correlation in the N.B.A. is only one-eleventh as high as it is in the Senate.
...An American male is 4,582 times more likely to become an Army general if his father was one; 1,895 times more likely to become a famous C.E.O.; 1,639 times more likely to win a Pulitzer Prize; 1,497 times more likely to win a Grammy; and 1,361 times more likely to win an Academy Award. Those are pretty decent odds, but they do not come close to the 8,500 times more likely a senator's son is to find himself chatting with John McCain or Dianne Feinstein in the Senate cloakroom.
Youtube Goes Asshole, Enables AutoPlay by Default
The Man with the World's Most Unfortunate Name: Mr Guilherme C*r*bag**le Fuck
Who fucking names their kid 'C*r*bag**le'?
The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes.
And my twitter thang.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2015 10:54 PM (E+4r+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2015 10:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:56 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 10:57 PM (5qEZd)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 10:57 PM (H41QJ)
Posted by: Kyon at March 23, 2015 10:57 PM (na4s9)
----
RFK Jr is also Jenny McCarthy without the burp jokes and the NKOTB husband.
So kind of a draw.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 23, 2015 10:58 PM (vkg52)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 10:59 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 23, 2015 10:59 PM (FviSe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 11:00 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: Kyon at March 23
Holy shit, we bought a huge box last week. No wonder why my whiskers are longer and I'm harfing up Psakiballs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:00 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2015 11:01 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Kyon at March 23, 2015 11:01 PM (na4s9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 11:01 PM (cbMSM)
Evening.
What was Jenny doing with that green hose?
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 23, 2015 10:59 PM (FviSe)
You didn't see the golf ball?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 11:01 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:02 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: joncelli at March 23, 2015 11:02 PM (ENczY)
The Leviathan is being somewhat pilloried in the comments section, with claims that it's a giant Dune ripoff.
Since Blomkamp (District 9) is involved in it, look for a heavy serving of a ham-fisted message in the movie. Perhaps the Leviathan is actually a gentle, intelligent creature, and our thirst for its eggs is akin to our "thirst" for oil and gas. Or maybe the Leviathan actually is the progenitor of the species in District 9 and wants revenge on humanity for our poor treatment of the "prawns".
Posted by: Thrawn at March 23, 2015 11:02 PM (Z1b6E)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2015 11:02 PM (E+4r+)
Posted by: Darth Alex Jones at March 23, 2015 11:03 PM (76HNm)
C'mon fuckers, say something funny.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 11:03 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:03 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 23, 2015 11:03 PM (Z1b6E)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 11:03 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Landorskybluewater at March 23, 2015 11:03 PM (bB4/K)
fluffy got faked out!
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 23, 2015 11:04 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:04 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 23, 2015 11:04 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 23, 2015 11:04 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 11:04 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: GrandmaMimi at March 23, 2015 11:05 PM (u5LFV)
Posted by: Landorskybluewater at March 23, 2015 11:03 PM (bB4/K)
http://tinyurl.com/otj7ymg
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2015 11:06 PM (GEICT)
At 55, I don't often get to feel that way!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 10:51 PM
for Donna if she's still here...
Well, at least you and P. drug me out on the dance floor. And closed the bar!
YAY for the Ette's!
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:06 PM (o/90i)
Since Blomkamp (District 9) is involved in it, look for a heavy serving of a ham-fisted message in the movie.
Word. Dude would make for an AWESOME, WORLD CLASS 2nd unit director.
As director and screenwriter, he's dangerously close to jackass territory.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 11:06 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:03 PM (o/90i)
*****
Been there, but it's been about 5 years. Their concept of mildly insulting guests turned into a full fledged verbal assault. Have not been back.
Grew up in Park Ridge, out by O' Hare. Damn shame what that place has become.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 11:06 PM (iKG5d)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 11:06 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 11:06 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 11:06 PM (EgOr3)
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Carol at March 23, 2015 11:06 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 11:06 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:07 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: otho at March 23, 2015 11:07 PM (tBSrv)
How all the big swinging gun dicks that demand to walk everywhere with their AR-15 were going into Starbucks if the local law allowed it and Starbucks pulled the "we just want to sell coffee and not be the venue for a political statement."
Ace and them were wondering about how it went from not wanting a political statement to trying to really make one. They thought it was because of Ferguson. I think the answer is much simpler. The Open Carry thing is more conservative and they didn't want it there so they pitched the capitalist justification to stop it. Their #racetogether crap was good little white liberal thinking and thus they wanted to push it because that is how they think.
Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM (YnvVg)
Anybody else seeing this?
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 11:06 PM (e+1S5)
Just you, cupcake.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Garrett at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM (6y+F2)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM (3241I)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 11:04 PM (cbMSM)
You like Reggie up your ass?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM (YOPoU)
Is "homo erectus" what it sounds like?"
Yeah. Exactly what it sounds like. It's a wonder we all made it here.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 11:09 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23
We did! I passed along your well wishes
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:09 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:09 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 23, 2015 11:09 PM (zauWW)
I saw that. Is it confirmed real? It seems too insane to be believable.
Corollary: if it is real, how does the Onion stay in business?
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 11:09 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Zakn at March 23, 2015 11:10 PM (ec1Ol)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 11:10 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: Hillary! Wizard of Oz at March 23, 2015 11:10 PM (xrURQ)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 23, 2015 11:10 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:09 PM (ucDmr)
wrongamundo, Chavez! you are smokin' hot!
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 11:10 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:10 PM (ucDmr)
http://tinyurl.com/om44d7c
Posted by: Amanda Knox at March 23, 2015 11:11 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 11:11 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 23, 2015 11:11 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:11 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2015 11:12 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Rapmaster T. Gey at March 23, 2015 11:12 PM (76HNm)
Things are posted too fast unless you're a speed reader.
Posted by: Carol at March 23, 2015 11:12 PM (sj3Ax)
Goddamit.
Who's gonna do the art. I need the art.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 11:11 PM
Happened to Hammer & me. I'm curious as to how this all works out
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:12 PM (YOPoU)
They probably just hacked the email account huma@Ayatollahs-R-Us.com
or maybe
ValJar@thisbitchrunsthewhitehouse.com
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2015 11:13 PM (E+4r+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT)
What was it?
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 11:13 PM (H41QJ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM
Heh, of course they are. Shit TFG probably lies to them more than he does to us. Not to mention all the anti-Semitic cocksucking he does.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 23, 2015 11:13 PM (UIPdT)
Hahahahahahaha
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/heroinvaccine.asp
One of the fake advertisements created for that amusement was intended to skewer the anti-vaccination movement by asserting that "children who are vaccinated are 85% more likely to inject heroin than those who are not" because "vaccinations leave a lasting psychological belief that injecting is beneficial," but the image quickly began spreading across the internet removed from its original context. The mistaken propagation of this faux ad as something containing valid information was heightened when the group Feminists Against Vaccinations posted it to their Facebook page on 8 March 2015.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2015 11:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:09 PM (YOPoU)
Thanks!
*Looks back at Ayatollah thread*
There was a dance floor!?!?!? You did better than the NoVaMoMee in both its incarnations (at the least the officially-sanctioned parts).
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 11:13 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 11:09 PM (e+1S5)
******
Their challenge is to dream up Stoopid shit and publish faster these days. Pretty soon, Stoopid shit daily is going to catch up to them. At that point, they become like Jon Stewart.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 11:14 PM (iKG5d)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 11:09 PM (e+1S5)
******
Their challenge is to dream up Stoopid shit and publish faster these days. Pretty soon, Stoopid shit daily is going to catch up to them. At that point, they become like Jon Stewart.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 11:14 PM (iKG5d)
Good, Good evening to you and your 39th birthday anniversary!
http://tinyurl.com/a3lnpje
Don't Barf!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 23, 2015 11:14 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:14 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2015 11:14 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:03 PM (o/90i)
*****
Been there, but it's been about 5 years. Their concept of mildly insulting guests turned into a full fledged verbal assault. Have not been back...
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 11:06 PM
Talking to the wife, I had the band sing a song for our 10th anniversary, almost 23 yrs ago.
That's a generation. I'm not surprised today's special snowflakes can't get the idea of mild, joking fun. They are so used to insulting people on the net they take it too far in a work situation where it is allowed.
OOPS, did my crotchety old man side come out?
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:15 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 11:15 PM (KG0mU)
fuckin' pixy, he needs a better source of conviviality. hopefully they will get this sorted out PDQ. Love you, Pixy!! Thanks for ALWAYS letting me post annoyingly long whatever the fuck they are, never ceases to amaze me. {{{{shmooshes}}} now, dude, get your shit together because if there's no awesome art tomorrow you got a problem.
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 11:15 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2015 11:15 PM (sdi6R)
Singled Out that more guys would probably like to meet would be Chris
Hardwick.>>>
Only because there is no vaccination to save you from the cray cray. Cause the boobehs lure you in like mermaids to a sailor.
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 11:16 PM (W2Cji)
Whoever suggested that I look it up officially is on my "no gifts for Valentines" list next year.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2015 11:16 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:16 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:16 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT)
What was it?
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 11:13 PM (H41QJ)
The announcement was made at convocation at Liberty. Convocation happens every MWF there..and is compulsory. Don't show up, you're punished.
Those weren't a bunch of Cruz fans packing a place out because they were excited to see/hear him, it was a bunch of students who didn't have a choice.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2015 11:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 23, 2015 11:17 PM (UIPdT)
Snap poll: is this
A) the best thing ever
Or
2) the best thing since ace somehow banned himself
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 11:17 PM (e+1S5)
More here on the Display Ship Barry being slated for dismantling and disposal:
http://tinyurl.com/ku6wl9w
Dammit. Sucks that they can't keep a good exhibit open to the public.
Then again, the ozero fleet has sent countless good hulls into mothballs. You'd think the District could get a suitable replacement, with a decent history and another 30+ years of serviceable display life left in her hull?
But now. Cell fones for Convicts, matters more.
I loathe and despise every aspect of this administration.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2015 11:18 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: XBradTC at March 23, 2015 11:18 PM (jkYGf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur"
And for her next trick, she'll be starting all eight engines on a B-52.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 23, 2015 11:18 PM (Wo9OY)
A) the best thing ever
Or
2) the best thing since ace somehow banned himself
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 11:17 PM (e+1S5)
Nothing tops Ace banning himself. NOTHING.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2015 11:18 PM (GEICT)
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS FALSE ONT
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 23, 2015 10:55 PM (MhQ84)
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I have important business that cannot wait."
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:57 PM (YnvVg)
Happy aging, Vendette! My sister aged today as well.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:18 PM (T1005)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2015 11:17 PM (GEICT)
Yeah, religious colleges have their down sides. I know, I was asked to leave one 30+ years ago
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:18 PM (YOPoU)
How're they hangin'?
Hey - do you feel like a million bucks?
All green and wrinkly?
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 11:19 PM (KG0mU)
This is no laughing matter. I needs my art. Soothes the savage beast in me.
Shit, I'm gonna have toi find my own art.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 11:19 PM (cbMSM)
Don't Barf!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 23, 2015 11:14 PM (qry2M)
Merci. Age is wrong, though. Not that I am going to disclose it.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:19 PM (YnvVg)
If it warn't for autoplay, my teen years would have been much less, um, educational.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2015 11:19 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:18 PM (T1005)
My sister aged today too.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:20 PM (YnvVg)
In my day, that meant playing pocket pool when you thought no-one was looking.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 11:20 PM (KG0mU)
Five day forecast, over the weekend predicted temps in 40s Wednesday. We'll see if it happens.
One day two weeks ago Wednesday it was sunny & mid 50s & next day high was in mid 30s & bitterly cold.
Posted by: Carol at March 23, 2015 11:20 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2015 11:20 PM (KCxzN)
At least Cruz has some gonads. The JEF made Notre Dame cover the cross for one of his speeches, IIRC.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 11:21 PM (H41QJ)
If it warn't for autoplay, my teen years would have been much less, um, educational.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23
You fucking kids
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:21 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2015 11:17 PM (GEICT)
*******
So, if it had been a Tuesday or Thursday, you would have been Good with It? Kinda confused here.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 11:21 PM (iKG5d)
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM
We did indeed. Ya know there are some really nice folks here.
*not shocked face*
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:21 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Alex Jones at March 23, 2015 11:22 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2015 11:15 PM (sdi6R)
Exec: "Kids these days, what do they like?"
Toady: "Uh, candy? Nickels? Pats on the head?"
Exec: "No, you idiot! Kids love pornography! And what's the one thing you don't want to happen while you're enjoying some good pornography?"
Toady: "M-m-mo-mo-mo-"
Exec: "Right! You don't want to lose your edge. Your naked hugging video just ended, you need another one, but you don't want to use your right hand to click on that button. You need autoplay!"
Toady: "I'll get the boys to add that feature, sir!"
Posted by: Hibiscuits Credit-Unions at March 23, 2015 11:22 PM (Q819Q)
Carol! Help me! I received a pot of mini-roses for Valentines Day and while I'm watering and giving the pot light, at what point am I going to need to do better, like a bigger pot or something outside?
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:22 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Paul Reubens at March 23, 2015 11:22 PM (76HNm)
His jersey should sell well.
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2015 11:23 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:21
So glad you made it up from the flatlands
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:23 PM (YOPoU)
*not shocked face*
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:21 PM (o/90i)
I had a prior commitment on Saturday, otherwise I'd have been tempted to visit.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:23 PM (YnvVg)
I'd like to comment too, but whatever I think it's like, so late! after these touch typing whippersnappers toss off memes-n-snark-truth-n-wisdom-n-Boobehs-n-Hobo recipies...
Bwahhhhh
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 23, 2015 11:23 PM (qry2M)
Banning rdbrewer was a false fag operation!"
Who are the fickers doing this from inside the house?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 11:24 PM (cbMSM)
Catalan or Occitanian?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2015 11:24 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:24 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 11:25 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 11:25 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2015 11:25 PM (TqXWc)
I saw a picture earlier today & had no interest in reading article.
Posted by: Carol at March 23, 2015 11:25 PM (sj3Ax)
121 So, were there any Vikings' fans at the WiMoMee?
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:24
You never discuss religion with strangers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:25 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:25 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:26 PM (zOTsN)
Been out of the loop.
Cruz running ..,yay!
We're giving weapons and tech to terrorists...a day ending in Y.
But has the new be all and end all destruction of precious metal mining been covered (sure it has)
Mining for platinum in your shit.....for Mother Gaia!
http://tinyurl.com/lnsybyy
Remember. We pay their over-inflated salary.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 23, 2015 11:26 PM (/cvEu)
Rdbrewer says he got accidentally banned
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:09 PM (zOTsN)
Oh, drat.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:26 PM (T1005)
Hector's mother?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing
Mumrs mom, who sucks big dicks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:26 PM (YOPoU)
I fail to see any reason for outrage. He couldn't sell tickets in advance for a campaign event if he hasn't formally declared the campaign beforehand.
Also, while it is Liberty, it's still a college as well. The kids might have to sit through it, but they only applauded if they felt like it. This wasn't some orchestrated Obama speech kabuki with the proper race/gender mix arranged just so behind him, and stage hands directing when to cheer and applaud...
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015 11:27 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 11:13 PM
These crazy Ette's drug me out there. I think there was music playing.
Nah, I'm sure there was. Just glad I'm not preserved there in any digital form.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:27 PM (o/90i)
Carol- I believe as BC said, they were forced to go and the Rand fans just wore the shirts to make a point. They like Rand, spawn of cray cray, better.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 11:27 PM (H41QJ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:28 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:27 PM (o/90i)
Which reminds me, the Oneidas are sending out blackmail letters.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:28 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 23, 2015 11:29 PM (TF10X)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:30 PM (ucDmr)
Play by play announcers must have a great time.
I would tell you the name of a guy I used to work with, but that would be telling you his name.
Let's just say it could be paraphrased as penis penis.
Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake at March 23, 2015 11:30 PM (4+sJl)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 23, 2015 11:30 PM (/cvEu)
Oh, and that proggy director whats-his-kamp is going to turn into the kiss of death in two more films, max, if he hasn't already.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2015 11:30 PM (TqXWc)
Nah, I'm sure there was. Just glad I'm not preserved there in any digital form.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:27 PM (o/90i)
I'm sure it was awful(ly wonderful).
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:31 PM (YnvVg)
Of course, if your child doesn't survive to be a teenager or adult or is too damaged by disease to pursue being a junkie, that tends to skew the odds.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 23, 2015 11:32 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Mr. Fuck at March 23, 2015 11:32 PM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:16 PM
A very cool, crochety guy to converse w/. Weird that you knew all about PW and the business.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:33 PM (o/90i)
Happy aging, Vendette! My sister aged today as well.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:18 PM (T1005)
My sister aged today too.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:20 PM (YnvVg)
We have so much in common! We probably both think you're wonderful, too.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:33 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:33 PM (ucDmr)
Hey cthulhu buddy,
How're they hangin'?
Hey - do you feel like a million bucks?
All green and wrinkly?
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 11:19 PM (KG0mU)
Pretty much....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:33 PM (T1005)
Don't Barf!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 23, 2015 11:14 PM (qry2M)
Merci. Age is wrong, though. Not that I am going to disclose it.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:19 PM (YnvVg)
Naw! in these parts every birthday is an anniversary of your 39th birthday!
Dec 18th is AN aniversary of my 39th.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 23, 2015 11:33 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 23, 2015 11:33 PM (NF/b7)
What better way to sell product than to make it with 90 plus percent filler that the kids pick around and discard, and then ask for more because they're not full?
Kaboom would still be around if they'd had that kind of juju.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2015 11:33 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:34 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Mr. Fuck at March 23, 2015 11:32 PM (j1Wvr)
What about your daughter Regina?.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:35 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Guy with green, hose-like dick. at March 23, 2015 11:35 PM (vjXjs)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 23, 2015 11:29 PM (TF10X)
My mom always bought either Life or corn flakes. So it was a huge treat to sleep over at a friend's house and hopefully get some fun cereal for breakfast the next morning. Capt. Crunch and Coco Puffs were teh bomb. (No Kaboom - I didn't hang with the Kaboom kidz. *Lifts nose in the air, all la te da like*)
It always annoyed me as a child that there was no fruit in the cereal box the way they always showed on the front of the box. I thought that was false advertising.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 11:35 PM (+XMAD)
I don't trust Paul in addition to cray genes. He's forged alliance with Mitch, in what I see as his support for one year law change to Kentucky laws that prohibit candidates from being on more than one ballot per election year.
Paul wants KY to be Caucus for 2016, but revert back to law the next year.
It shows he thinks he's above the LAW!
If he's so confident, run for POTUS & he may be able to get senate seat back. Paul family seems it won't be happy until one is in WH.
Posted by: Carol at March 23, 2015 11:36 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 11:36 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:35 PM
Rep. Peter King, NY can go suck donkey dick. He's a farce and a joke
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:37 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mr. Fuck at March 23, 2015 11:32 PM (j1Wvr)
>>>
I'm guessing your Daughter Holy had the hardest time.
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 11:37 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM (zOTsN)
I hope that is true and old horseface wakes up in a cold sweat every night from now on knowing a mossad agent could have been close to him.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 23, 2015 11:38 PM (gm0oZ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM (zOTsN)
How'd they do that? Did they hide out behind Secretariat of State's hay bales?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2015 11:38 PM (agnOR)
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:20 PM (YnvVg)
We have so much in common! We probably both think you're wonderful, too.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:33 PM (T1005)
I'm just going to cover all my bases, but happy birthday to you whether it's today and I got it right or whenever because I can't understand English.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:38 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 23, 2015 11:33 PM (NF/b7)
******
"Why do you hate minorities so much? And, the Son of Legal Immigrants? I thought your party was all about diversity. Why all the Racism?"
Time to turn the narrative around.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 11:38 PM (JVKFK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:28 PM (YOPoU)
*Breaks into cold sweat*
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 11:38 PM (+XMAD)
I find it remarkable that a crew with any measure of experience would just float in place while a massive pissed-off beast is lurking about with lots of cover. I would expect that to call for a tense evasion pattern of movement until they have a location for the beast.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 23, 2015 11:38 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:23 PM
So am I. Now there's a challenge on the table for any other flatlanders here...we need to have a Momee and invite the cheeseheads.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:39 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:39 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 23, 2015 11:39 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:35 PM (YOPoU)
Harumph.
Posted by: Saskatchewan at March 23, 2015 11:40 PM (YnvVg)
That's a good one-Anita!
I chocked on my water & laughed so hard I have to run to bathroom!!
Posted by: Carol at March 23, 2015 11:40 PM (sj3Ax)
Good to be back. Been out doing interviews.
I got to play an insurgent once. While in ROTC.
It was in a place near Washtuchna.
We were the kind of insurgents that you'd expect to find near Washtuchna.
Then I got a bee sting. I surrendered.
There was beer later.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2015 11:40 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:28 PM (YOPoU)
*Breaks into cold sweat*
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March
Don't worry. I told them I didn't have any waupum but I have firewater & smokes. They were cool then
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:40 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 23, 2015 11:40 PM (qry2M)
Two Gay fashion designers are hitting back against the 'hypocritical' and 'Taliban' attack by a washed-up pop star. Who was this outspoken basher of these two Gay men? Elton John.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?=8725
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 23, 2015 11:41 PM (LZOpX)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 11:41 PM (H41QJ)
I could make it down to Chicagoland. It would be fun!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 11:41 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2015 11:41 PM (agnOR)
any other flatlanders here...we need to have a Momee and invite the
cheeseheads.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:39 PM (o/90i)
I am ashamed. Flatlands vs. cheeseheads? Please explain.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:41 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 23, 2015 11:41 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:41 PM (ucDmr)
Well, the Oilers are losing, so the world isn't completely upside down anyway.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 23, 2015 11:42 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:42 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 23, 2015 11:43 PM (Wo9OY)
Well, the Oilers are losing, so the world isn't completely upside down anyway.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 23, 2015 11:42 PM (WvS3w)
In other news, water is wet.
I have 16 minutes left for my birthday on the east coast. Sister has another 2 hours and 16 minutes. No fair.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:43 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 11:44 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at March 23, 2015 11:44 PM (LbPGR)
Any good news anywhere tonight?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 11:36 PM (rJUlF)
*****
Well, I got to fly a rental plane from Atl to Myrtle Beach and pick up my daughter and 2 friends from Spring Break and fly them home, earning major Cool Dad points today. So, personal good news.
Nationally, #WASTF still.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 11:44 PM (5qEZd)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 11:44 PM (+XMAD)
My sister aged today too.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:20 PM (YnvVg)
We have so much in common! We probably both think you're wonderful, too.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:33 PM (T1005)
I'm
just going to cover all my bases, but happy birthday to you whether
it's today and I got it right or whenever because I can't understand
English.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:38 PM (YnvVg)
The joke was that we both have sisters who share a birthday.....which has very, very, very, very little to do with our having anything in common otherwise.....so I racked my brain to see if there were anything else that might qualify.
I was actually born on the 45th anniversary of the Great October Socialist Revolution.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:44 PM (T1005)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:44 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:41 PM
That's being kind.
They usually are called fibs or fish
Fucking Illinois bastards
Fucking Illinois shit heads
Illinois is flat country, ala flatland ers.
Wisconsin dairy state and the foam cheese wedge hats, cheese heads
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:45 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at March 23, 2015 11:45 PM (LbPGR)
But the Oneidas make such nice tableware.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 23, 2015 11:46 PM (UVfht)
birthday.....which has very, very, very, very little to do with our
having anything in common otherwise.....so I racked my brain to see if
there were anything else that might qualify.
I was actually born on the 45th anniversary of the Great October Socialist Revolution.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:44 PM (T1005)
Happy birthday to Sister Cthulhu!!!!
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:47 PM (YnvVg)
Also, the streets are littered with homeless pot heads...
*starts sharpening anti-Hobo stick*
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 23, 2015 11:47 PM (LZOpX)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 23, 2015 11:47 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:41 PM (YnvVg)
******
Illinois=Flat land
Wiisconsin=Cheeseheads
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 11:48 PM (5qEZd)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:48 PM (ucDmr)
The word went out to all Republicans: Reject Cruz or you'll be given the Scarlet "T" for Tea Partier.
Who sent that word?
The media.
How many R's will follow their dictate?
Almost all of them.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 11:49 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM (zOTsN)
How'd they do that? Did they hide out behind Secretariat of State's hay bales?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2015 11:38 PM (agnOR)
Maxwell Smart wireless ice cube microphone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 23, 2015 11:49 PM (W5DcG)
Dammit, you take that back!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 11:25 PM
Well, there are always exceptions....like you.
j/k 100% of the Morons I've met in person have top notch folks.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:49 PM (o/90i)
Hoppy Birfday V!!!
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at March 23, 2015 11:45 PM (LbPGR)
What a co-ink-i-dink I am diminishing some Hop derived consumables/comestibles myself. The stars align.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 23, 2015 11:50 PM (qry2M)
The Chicago guy who got loaded in a Fish Creek restaurant last summer and started loudly bitching about the local hicks, now there was a fib.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 11:50 PM (+XMAD)
The bluebonnets are starting to bloom! I'm headed to Vegas tomorrow, I bet it will be really starting to look good when I get back Saturday.
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at March 23, 2015 11:50 PM (LbPGR)
That's just 'cause you haven't met me yet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 23, 2015 11:51 PM (UVfht)
Like a piña colada over ice, without 95 grams of sugar to make the hangover that much worse.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 11:51 PM (e+1S5)
The joke was that we both have sisters who share a
birthday.....which has very, very, very, very little to do with our
having anything in common otherwise.....so I racked my brain to see if
there were anything else that might qualify.
I was actually born on the 45th anniversary of the Great October Socialist Revolution.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:44 PM (T1005)
Happy birthday to Sister Cthulhu!!!!
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:47 PM (YnvVg)
I'll have to remember to pass that on when I get around to calling her.
Now I'm hearing http://tinyurl.com/avhrwtb with....different....and odd....lyrics....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:52 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 23, 2015 11:38 PM
Dude, it's Blomkamp. The blurb contained the magic words "forced labour". So, you're gonna get class conflict, at least... maybe even a slavery lecture. The man is a hack. At least Shyamalan has (or had) a good eye and cinematic sense. The Leviathan clip is the best I've seen from him, but as pretty as it looks, it's still by-the-numbers and video game cutscene looking. Maybe the finshed product will come across better, but, it's Blomkamp, so...
Posted by: otho at March 23, 2015 11:52 PM (tBSrv)
Keep the walking stick with you. I wouldn't walk more that a block or so. I have to go downtown for firm work twice a year, I about 3 years ago I started taking cabs instead of walking at night. If you are in LoDo, mostly hipster stuff last time I was there. Other may have a different take.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 11:52 PM (H41QJ)
We had to take old Kaboom boxes, and cut cereal shaped pieces out of the cardboard.
Served, with water of course. Only on Sundays were we allowed to pour the hot water on 'em.
My, how we envied the Kaboom Kids!
/kaboomthread
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2015 11:53 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:53 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:28 PM
WTF? They are connected to the Clintons or the Obama administration?
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:53 PM (o/90i)
Haven't gotten a card for Vendette's birthday...
Where's the gift table?
* scrawls RWC on one
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 23, 2015 11:53 PM (/cvEu)
I'm in Denver for the next couple of nights. Any CO morons can suggest a
good restaurant/watering hole that is within walking distance of the
convention center?
Also, the streets are littered with homeless pot heads...
*starts sharpening anti-Hobo stick*
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 23, 2015 11:47 PM (LZOpX)
There was a small district called "Larimer Square" or "Latimer Square" or something like that -- nice place for live music and drinks 25 years ago....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:53 PM (T1005)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/580100782906707968
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/580101074230497280
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/580101608945545216
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2015 11:53 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:26 PM (zOTsN)
And if he wants to run for president, he'll have to handle a lot worse than that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2015 11:54 PM (agnOR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 23, 2015 11:54 PM (/cvEu)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 23, 2015 11:54 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: BurntSwampCatawampus at March 23, 2015 11:54 PM (RBnI1)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2015 11:52 PM (T1005)
"I met this gal...nope, Fiance was with me...her birthday is the same as yours! And she's a twin! She wishes you a happy birthday! I'm serious!"
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:55 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:55 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 11:55 PM (e+1S5)
I was in Denver 2 years ago passing through to Estes Park. Stopped at some bar that had OTB betting, food was decent but can't remember the name.
The Black Canyon in Estes Park f*cking rocked, though, great steaks and elk.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 23, 2015 11:55 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 23, 2015 11:56 PM (XLgRx)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:56 PM (ucDmr)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/580192177600507905
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/580192385197543424
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/580192714253320192
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/580193841216647168
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2015 11:56 PM (GrXXa)
*writes DC*
Easy peasy.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 11:55 PM (e+1S5)
Cheater.
*Takes away all of your bourbon*
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:56 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 11:30 PM
OK, just email me the $$$ amount you want. Sheesh, go to one Momme and you really have to pay.
Wait! Were you the NSA plant?
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 11:56 PM (o/90i)
Remember, it ain't over 'till the bottle is empty and you're too hammered to get more.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 23, 2015 11:56 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March
Depends or the store bought brand?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 11:57 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 23, 2015 11:57 PM (qry2M)
*scratches out RWC*
*writes DC*
Easy peasy.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 23, 2015 11:55 PM (e+1S5)
Knife...this is Variable....the chicken is in the pot.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 23, 2015 11:58 PM (/cvEu)
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2015 11:59 PM (YnvVg)
Nationally, #WASTF still.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 11:44 PM (5qEZd)
==============
Nice, MWNP. With all the other BS happening around the world, it's good to hear a story like that.
As for me, eh, I've had better days. I reached the breaking point today with a couple of acquaintances who were going on about how all men are nothing but spoiled children who never grow up. I told them that statement is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, because that assumes all men are the same...it would be like saying all women are stupid. The reply? "Yeah, but the difference is that we're telling the truth."
Two fewer acquaintances. And people wonder why I'm single...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 11:59 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 11:59 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 23, 2015 11:59 PM (XLgRx)
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2015 11:59 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 23, 2015 11:58 PM (/cvEu)
*****
"The chair is against the wall. Say again, the chair is against the wall."
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 12:00 AM (iKG5d)
Hah! I'm drinking rum tonight.
But still, don't you think that's a little bit excessive?
And by a little bit excessive, what I really mean is "worthy of a war crimes trial at the Hague".
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 24, 2015 12:00 AM (e+1S5)
But still, don't you think that's a little bit excessive?
And by a little bit excessive, what I really mean is "worthy of a war crimes trial at the Hague".
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 24, 2015 12:00 AM (e+1S5)
Drinking rum in Kentucky may be worthy of the Hague.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:01 AM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Infidel at March 24, 2015 12:01 AM (H41QJ)
Any good news anywhere tonight?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 11:36
Well yes, you're still here.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 12:01 AM (o/90i)
The local death squad is all fucked up on bourbon and looking forward to UK's win against WVU, so I'm good.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 24, 2015 12:03 AM (e+1S5)
Did you have to share a cake growing up?
I went to school with twins who had different birthdays because one was born a few minutes before midnight and the other was born a few minutes after. They were all "My birthday is mine, all mine!" about it.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 24, 2015 12:03 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 12:03 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 12:04 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 24, 2015 12:03 AM (e+1S5)
If UK loses, flee to Louisville.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:04 AM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2015 12:04 AM (XLgRx)
Any good news anywhere tonight?>>>
My 2 Daughters and my 4 grandkids are all healthy well fed and sleeping in warm beds tonight.
Posted by: Robinson at March 24, 2015 12:05 AM (W2Cji)
I went to school with twins who had different birthdays because one
was born a few minutes before midnight and the other was born a few
minutes after. They were all "My birthday is mine, all mine!" about it.
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 24, 2015 12:03 AM (+XMAD)
We did share a cake. Not a huge deal. We weren't close to being born on different days, and growing up with it, we didn't know anything different.
Plus half the manpower blowing out candles.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:06 AM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:06
Economical Canadians
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:08 AM (YOPoU)
I was just down the hall talking to the fiancee -- she wishes Vendette a Happy Birthday, too (now belated).
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 12:03 AM (T1005)
Merci!
*Waves*
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:08 AM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 11:59 PM (rJUlF)
*****
You and me both Brother, on the single thing. *Fistbump*.
We used to have discussions and light arguments. Nowadays, it's a balls out, take no prisoners war every time. No middle. Courtesy of our betters in DC stirring this up.
I take my pleasures where I can get them, like the time described above. It is almost all that is left.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 12:08 AM (5qEZd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:08 AM (YOPoU)
Not politically correct in this case, either.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:09 AM (YnvVg)
This was 1942.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2015 12:09 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 12:03 AM (T1005)
Down the hall? Send the butler for that correspondence!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 24, 2015 12:09 AM (/cvEu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:10 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 12:11 AM (ucDmr)
breaking point today with a couple of acquaintances who were going on
about how all men are nothing but spoiled children who never grow up. I
told them that statement is one of the stupidest things I've ever
heard, because that assumes all men are the same...it would be like
saying all women are stupid. The reply? "Yeah, but the difference is
that we're telling the truth."
Two fewer acquaintances. And people wonder why I'm single...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 11:59 PM (rJUlF)
Because at a certain age on down they're not taught to be men nor allowed or encouraged to be men. And women are quite a bit to blame for this.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:11 AM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Carol at March 24, 2015 12:11 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 12:12 AM (MDgS8)
The Chicago guy who got loaded in a Fish Creek restaurant last summer and started loudly bitching about the local hicks, now there was a fib.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 11:50 PM
TY Donna. Well to be fair, the rest of us don't really count Chicago as part of IL. We just suffer w/ it.
Tho not a bad place to visit, I'd just never want to live there.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 12:12 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 12:13 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:10 AM (YOPoU)
First born and your soc. Number should be ok.
Posted by: 1st Amemdment Patriot Zuckerberg at March 24, 2015 12:13 AM (/cvEu)
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 24, 2015 12:13 AM (ljHVn)
Posted by: 1st Amemdment Patriot Zuckerberg at March 24, 2015 12:13 AM (/cvEu)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:15 AM (YnvVg)
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 24, 2
You overlooked me
Posted by Bo Ryan
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:16 AM (YOPoU)
https://m.facebook.com/help/www/
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Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 12:16 AM (5qEZd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2015 12:16 AM (FMbng)
You're a witch. I'll actually be in Louisville for the game, because I can do that as temporary bachelor.
I planned the trip to see a college buddy when I thought it would be the Terps versus UK.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 24, 2015 12:17 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 24, 2015 12:03 AM (e+1S5)
If UK loses, flee to Louisville.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:04 AM (YnvVg)
If WVU wins, invest in sofa companies since every one in the state of West Virginia will be set afire.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 24, 2015 12:17 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 24, 2015 12:17 AM (e+1S5)
Horde! Someone buy me a new broom for my birthday, which still exists from Central time back towards the International Date Line!
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:19 AM (YnvVg)
Hope they remember to drag them away from the trailer first.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 24, 2015 12:19 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: lurking grandma at March 24, 2015 12:19 AM (2VaQu)
If WVU wins, invest in sofa companies since every one in the state of West Virginia will be set afire.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 24, 2015 12:17 AM (+
So I see Huggins is a fashion model.
Are the wvu teams as thuggish as his Cinncinati teams were?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:20 AM (YOPoU)
Thank you Man With No Party.
{unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise (which I don't understand)}.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 12:20 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:21 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:11 AM (YnvVg)
I blame some of the dudes too for not holding their frigging ground.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2015 12:21 AM (FMbng)
The man makes me want to not let it burn.
And despite my rule against someone without elective executive experience....
Almost. Almost making me not hate the GOP.
Of course, when they turn and savage him, I suspect that will fix that.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2015 12:21 AM (6Gqot)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2015 12:04 AM
I never played. Went into the casino Sat night and decided bed was the best option.
Next day walked in and thought about an almost 4 hr drive, went to the car.
My wife was amazed, she thinks I might be growing up! Nah, just too much fun w/ the Horde. I'm NOT growing up.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 12:21 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 12:22 AM (MDgS8)
Ok, this is getting weird. Cougar has a witches broom, and I hand it to her when she's being....witchy. I'm not very smart.
It's been fun, but zero six comes early. I'm out.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at March 24, 2015 12:22 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 12:23 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:23 AM (YOPoU)
Don't assume that your household has the only broom for special purposes. And since it's my birthday, I was checking to see if someone would pony up for a new one.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:24 AM (YnvVg)
Posted by: lurking grandma at March 24, 2015 12:24 AM (2VaQu)
Yeah, I was really dragging by late afternoon on Sunday. It was lots of fun though!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 24, 2015 12:25 AM (+XMAD)
248 I was just down the hall talking to the fiancee -- she wishes Vendette a Happy Birthday, too (now belated).
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 12:03 AM (T1005)
Down the hall? Send the butler for that correspondence!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 24, 2015 12:09 AM (/cvEu)
She's watching one of her shows; I'm communing with Morons.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 12:25 AM (T1005)
Not so today. I see lots of American cars here. I am in NorCal and along with the hybrids I hear lots of big honking V8s on the road.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2015 12:25 AM (6Gqot)
Posted by: Carol at March 24, 2015 12:11 AM
And your search for a new domicile was mentioned. Consensus was we wished you well. It's a big move.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 12:25 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 12:25 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 12:20 AM (MDgS
******
A Libtard Newsie wanted all of us who believe in simply being left alone to be described as "Free Market Jesus Paradise" freaks. I liked it, as it fit my views, so there ya have it.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 12:25 AM (5qEZd)
How to save a potted gift rose
Although I do not profess to being any
type of expert on miniature roses, I
find the pretense of having "toss away"
roses obscene. That is what some people
have called them here on the mini rose
forum.
These potted gift roses (also known as
grocery store roses) can easily be
saved with very little effort.
Things you will need:
A large mixing bowl or bucket
 One 6" pot per plant or two 12" pots
 Potting soil  it can have slow
release fertilizer but NO water crystals
What to do:
1. Fill bowl or bucket with enough
water to cover all the roots of the
plants
2. Remove rose from pot and place in
bowl, let sit for a few minutes
3. slowly "swish" the rose plants back
and forth to loosen as much dirt as
possible from the roots
4. When you have gotten as much soil
off as possible, slowly start pulling
the plants apart. Be very gentle so as
to break as few roots as possible. The
best way is to jiggle the roots around
until one of the plants starts tilting.
Then slowly pry the roots apart. It
helps to return to water every now and
then to swish the roots around again. (
Note: donÂt worry if you loose some of
the roots. ..there really isnÂt a way
to avoid it from happening, especially
if there is a strong network of roots
growing)
5. When plants are separated, plant one
each in a pot or alternatively, several
around the perimeter of a larger pot.
6. Water pots and place in a well lit
place but out of direct sunlight for a
few days.
Notes:
Soil  Use regular, good quality,
potting soil. It is ok if it has slow
release fertilizer, but no fertilizer
is better. Do NOT use soil with water
retention crystals. (Although peat moss
is ok)
If the plants are waterlogged (the soil
from the original pot is soggy and
boggy, the leaves are all turning
yellow, etc) it is best to withhold
water for the first 12 to 24 hours
after replanting (this gives the roots
a chance to dry out a little and excess
moisture will be leached into the new
dry soil). After that time, water well
to make sure that there are no air
pockets from when you potted up. ( Â
note: this is after you have put the
rose in its new pot, you can still use
the bucket of water to separate them)
Keep the newly potted roses out of
direct sun for a couple of days. After
that, acclimate it to direct sunlight.
Once the rose is established (about 2-4
weeks after repotting) start
fertilizing. You can tell if it has
established itself when new growth
starts forming
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 12:26 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 24, 2015 12:27 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:24 AM (YnvVg)
Happy birthday.
On a side note, its the 21st century. You would think by now witches would be flying a Dyson.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2015 12:28 AM (FMbng)
Age is only a number! Ignore it & wear SPF 30 on your face every single day.
I planned to go to NoVAMoMee, but I'd rather go look at homes in Texas.
I regret years I spent in late teens & 20s going in Sun or beach & baking my very pale skin into a tan that would peel every Tuesday
Posted by: Carol at March 24, 2015 12:28 AM (sj3Ax)
Judge asks if anyone thinks they can't be impartial, blah blah blah, I raised my hand and had a weird dialogue with His Honor explaining how it would be unfair to plaintiff for me to be on the jury, as I don't think jury trials are a suitable method of resolving medical malpractice cases. He doesn't really get it, but is slightly annoyed. (at end of this exchange I turned to Juror #5, next to me, and whispered "well that should take care of me", he laughed in agreement)
Defense counsel was querying jury collectively if they agreed they should be "directed" by expert testimony. Some mumbles in the box, lawyer repeated question (even less articulately the second time), I spoke up and said "uh, expert testimony should be CONSIDERED as evidence, it does not ordain or determine a verdict or a judgement". Judge interrupts to say "yes, he's right" and shoots me a semi-eye roll at the defense lawyer. My awe of the majesty of the judicial system and its personnel, to be honest, was taking some hits (!!!!!).
In our post-rational, post-constitutional, post-practically literate, post-American times, we hardy band of survivors can almost smell each other. So the college econ professor in the first row, after replying to a weird question from defense counsel ("what's the first thing of when you hear 'medical malpractice suit'?" WTF?) by saying "well, I know there's a whole industry built up around it ... etc." leans back and shoots me an eye-brow raising look.
Anyway, the plaintiff's lawyerjust blurts out me, and the college prof, as her two dismissals. Judge corrects her, says the two sides take turns doing this, one juror per turn. I get up, sit down, econ prof does the same, then judge says "OK what the hell you are dismissed numbers 4 and 7". Chuckles from all corners of the room.
As I exit, I whisper to the bailiff - referencing my volunteered (sincere, long-held) views on med malpractice jury trials - "gee, that's a shocker, me being dismissed, huh?". He laughed and nodded.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2015 12:28 AM (afQnV)
A Libtard Newsie wanted all of us who believe in simply being left alone to be described as "Free Market Jesus Paradise" freaks. I liked it, as it fit my views, so there ya have it.
I just want to be left alone too.
Who knew I was a free market Jesus paradise freak?
They really are just fascists. Aren't they?
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 12:29 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: lurking grandma at March 24, 2015 12:19 AM
Great to meet you lg. We have to do this again.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 12:29 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: lurking grandma at March 24, 2015 12:24 AM (2VaQu)
Low, over the plate, hanging slider I think they call it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:29 AM (YOPoU)
Terror triumvirate: ISIS, Al Qaeda, Boko Haram training together in Mauritania: analyst
http://tinyurl.com/lu8n6l9
Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2015 12:29 AM (Z1b6E)
re: Cruz - more winging from the fop:
Charles C. W. Cooke*
Yes.
RT @kept_simple: There is a certain Obamaness to Ted Cruz's campaign style
*charlescwcooke@Hogwarts.edu
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 24, 2015 12:30 AM (kdS6q)
Well lets see. You, Vendette and her sister. Hey, 3 isn't so bad, some people don't have three whole fans in their lifetime.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2015 12:30 AM (WvS3w)
If you hold your ground and try to be a man, they hate you.
If you become a pajama boy, they hate you.
It's #1 in BC's rules: You can't win.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 24, 2015 12:31 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 24, 2015 12:31 AM (/cvEu)
Vikings fans can visit at their peril.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:31 AM (YnvVg)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 12:25 AM
So you're doing the same w/ different media forms?
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 12:32 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: ginaswo at March 24, 2015 12:32 AM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2015 12:30 AM (WvS3w)
Scratch my sister. She doesn't know about this joint.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:33 AM (YnvVg)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2015 12:28 AM (
I understand where you are coming from and what you did. But wouldn't it be fun to find in favor of the defendant and fuck the plaintiff? Yeah, I'm biased, I workin the insurance industry. IVe never been on a jury
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:34 AM (YOPoU)
2 isn't so bad.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 12:34 AM (MDgS8)
You don't kick our asses enough during the football season?
Posted by: Robinson at March 24, 2015 12:35 AM (W2Cji)
Happy b-day, Vendette! If I were close-by, I'd make you a tourtiere with chow-chow using green tomatoes from the back yard. (except I don't have any, again, er, yet)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2015 12:35 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:31 AM (YnvVg)
If they are morons we will get along
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:35 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 12:36 AM (zOTsN)
Whut an enigma
I spent my formative years a Cleveland browns fan
Then for several years I was a Vikings fan
Then i moved to cal-i-for-ni-a and now I' supposed to be a Raiders fan
pfffffft
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 12:36 AM (qry2M)
Happy b-day, Vendette! If I were close-by, I'd make you a tourtiere with chow-chow using green tomatoes from the back yard. (except I don't have any, again, er, yet)
You could at least use the ripe ones you don't have.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 12:37 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 24, 2015 12:37 AM (/cvEu)
I searched archives & honestly don't remember posting here on 1/20/2009 but I did. I know this was one of first sites I opened on my 2008 Dell laptop. I thought I read but didn't comment.
I must say The Horde is the Best!!!
If I ask a question someone answers it.
Thank you!!
Posted by: Carol at March 24, 2015 12:38 AM (sj3Ax)
Whut an enigma
I spent my formative years a Cleveland browns fan
Then for several years I was a Vikings fan
Then i moved to cal-i-for-ni-a and now I' supposed to be a Raiders fan
pfffffft
You will comply.
Posted by: eleven -- raiderfan at March 24, 2015 12:38 AM (MDgS8)
Who knew I was a free market Jesus paradise freak?
They really are just fascists. Aren't they?
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2015 12:29 AM (MDgS
*****
Yep. It you are happy, they are not. If you don't care about their issues, they will find a way to make you care.
You just want to be? Sure, but not on your own terms. They need to set the agenda for this.
They never, ever stop trying to advance their agenda. Why would they, since spineless assholes supposedly representing us allow them to advance at every opportunity to do so?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 12:39 AM (5qEZd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:34 AM (YOPoU)
If you live in DC, a lot of excuses don't fly. You know a lawyer? Nope. You are a lawyer? Sorry. You know people in law enforcement? Sorry. You've served on a jury half a dozen times before? Sorry.
That was part of the jury I was on.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:39 AM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:39 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Piercello at March 24, 2015 12:40 AM (QJCCx)
you a tourtiere with chow-chow using green tomatoes from the back yard.
(except I don't have any, again, er, yet)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2015 12:35 AM (afQnV)
I have a car.
BTW, thanks to everyone for the b-day wishes.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:41 AM (YnvVg)
I was just assuming she liked you. If I was wrong, well, at least you and cthulhu can still get up a good game of ping pong or something.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2015 12:41 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:39 AM (YnvVg)
I've been on call 4-5 times. But never in the pool.,I would like to sit. Yes, I believe in capital punishment. But it's a civil case. Ok then sharia
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:41 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:34 AM
I've been called 3 times. First time it was spring planting. They made me call the judge and I was dismissed. Thought it was odd I had to talk to the judge, but our town, county seat is only 15,000.
Second time, planting time. Had to send in a form, dismissed.
Third time I think the case was dismissed, he plead out. I really wouldn't mine serving if it worked out.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 12:41 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 12:42 AM (qry2M)
Good night, Horde!
My eyes hurt from glare of lamp on screen.
Posted by: Carol at March 24, 2015 12:42 AM (sj3Ax)
Goodnight, y'all. Be good to each other.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 24, 2015 12:43 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015 12:43 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 24, 2015 12:43 AM (/cvEu)
-----
Imagine the GOPe having the resolve of the NRA? Awesome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:44 AM (YOPoU)
Tomorrow is always good.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 24, 2015 12:44 AM (/cvEu)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 24, 2015 12:43 AM
Nite Capt.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 12:45 AM (o/90i)
336 Lawyer, former military, prosecutor. I always get kicked off
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 24, 2015
Thought it was cuz you were a princess?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:45 AM (YOPoU)
MH, a regret with the duration of a fewnanoseconds did cross my mind - stay, and at least try to ensure that if the plaintiff has a poor case, he doesn't get anything. I resisted this feeling, successfully.
Other highlights.
Jury lounge staff who, despite doing this 4 days a week, sound like they have never seen a Vietnamese or Chinese name. Sheesh. Hilarious failed efforts to pronounce them over the PA.
Shmaltzy juror "orientation" video starts out with "CA is the greatest state in the country" - I heard at least two distinct snickers in the room, apart from my own incompletely suppressed guffaw. Also saw some heads shaking (older heads).
Also - the standard pablum about the constitutionand our unique American system now have gone from falling flat to being unintentional parody - for those who are aware and think once in a while.
The judge repeated some of the pablum, esp. about the majesty of the jury system (which, for criminal trials, I still somewhat buy). After our little altercation, I was dying to ask him if he had any experience of civil (Napoleonic, panel of judges) courts and trials. I'm sure he didn't.
And my only experience is hardly typical. Deep involvement in the only international humanitarian law trial conducted by a court of national jurisdiction (not like Nuremburg or the Far east tribunals or Rwanda, etc.)
"I can say no more"
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2015 12:46 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 12:46 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:46 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 24, 2015 12:47 AM (OsWis)
wrong, well, at least you and cthulhu can still get up a good game of
ping pong or something.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2015 12:41 AM (WvS3w)
Winnipeg won, sorry.
As for my sister, fellow birthday girl (our poor mom), she likes me. I am ashamed to say there were people who thought less of her because she wasn't the "smart twin". I hurt to this day.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:48 AM (YnvVg)
Only thing is convincing older bro, we own house together, that Texas, Marble Falls, mid my personal favorite, is placd to go!
Posted by: Carol at March 24, 2015 12:48 AM (sj3Ax)
Still, I'll be happy to support Cruz if my first choice, Scott Walker, implodes. This certainly seems possible, given the way Walker's sort of been pandering recently. What I like about Walker is his history of fighting the worst elements of the Left and winning. In a frickin' blue state (Wisconsin). And, he was born in another state that has turned blue in recent years (Colorado), so I think he can win both those states and thus open up new avenues of victory. But this recent thing of him pandering to the worst elements of the kinda-sorta Right that in practice tends to turn right around and vote Democrat has to stop.
I know I've made some fairly hard-line statements that it's Walker or I stay home, but I'm willing to bend on that for Cruz. Not for anyone else, though, I think. I will not vote for another Bush, or Christie, or Rubio. And Rand Paul will not get a single silver dime from me.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 12:49 AM (MSZQk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:49 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 24, 2015 12:50 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:44 AM (YOPoU)
*****
Yep. That would be awesome.
The NRA never loses (much) because they have a single issue to deal with and they do not relent. Ever.
This would be a great starting point for a party interested in actually opposing their friends across the aisle to adopt.
We will not see this in my lifetime.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 12:50 AM (JVKFK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:51 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:52 AM (YnvVg)
"I can say no more"
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2015 12:46 AM
I'm going w/ Slobby Milosevic. Am I close?
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 12:52 AM (o/90i)
Did an endless trial in DC one summer. Attempted murder, drug stuff. Quite interesting. Do *not*, if young, black, and obviously incredibly guilty, draw a jury with lots of older black women. Hilarious. They wanted to draw and quarter the guy, just based on their (probably sound) horse-sense about such young men in their community.
Semi-fibbed to avoid a civil case. Uh, not just "a civil case". The second Microsoft anti-trust fiasco in federal district court. Sweet-talked Judge Kotelly-whatshername, semi-fibbed about an upcoming trip to Vietnam. Thanks be to Allah I did that, don't recall but that sucker dragged on for months.
I don't count today as cheating to get dismissed, as I have long held that view about malpractice cases. But seeing how unimpressive almost all the people involved were is a data point.Wow.
And I might look up the econ prof. Hard to imagine, but he sounded like a sane guy.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2015 12:54 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:51 AM (YOPoU)
And if the Jets don't make the playoffs, the 'Peg may go off its' rocker.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:54 AM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 12:54 AM (qry2M)
Wonder why.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 24, 2015 12:37 AM (/cvEu)
Because they are cuckolds?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 24, 2015 12:55 AM (+Fae7)
We will not see this in my lifetime.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 12:50 AM (JVKFK)
Nor mine. I'll be gone in 25 or less. I'm selfish, the burning can start the day I assume room temperature.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:55 AM (YOPoU)
Farmer, I'm fairly cornered to start here, so I won't be too "helpful"!
Nope, not Balkans tribunal. That was an international tribunal (ICC in The Hague).
I recall when he died in custody, mid-proceedings. Our informal slogan, for that week, was "Our Defendants - They're Alive!".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2015 12:56 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 24, 2015 12:50 AM (OsWis)
*****
So am I. It takes a little getting used to, but not so bad in the end.
How are you?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 12:57 AM (iKG5d)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 12:57 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:52 AM (YnvVg)
I'm pretty sure I can speak for all morons that the very last...really very last thing that goes through our heads when we meet a pair of twins is who was better than who in school.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2015 12:57 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:54 AM (YnvVg
Ahh the suburb of Spinnepeg
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:58 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24
It's that damn Canuck thing. But, you are so right BDD
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:59 AM (YOPoU)
Thank you!
I appreciate questions you answered via email, especially when I posted Steck asked me about Internet in Narble zfalls.
That's my first choice now. Elisabeth emailed me to stay away from some areas & other cities in Hill Country.
Now I'm going to give myself frown lines from reading iPad in living room.
good night.
Posted by: Carol at March 24, 2015 01:00 AM (sj3Ax)
She's watching one of her shows; I'm communing with Morons.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 12:25 AM
So you're doing the same w/ different media forms?
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 12:32 AM (o/90i)
Well, her communication is much more one-way. She's watching some Netflix thing on her Roku. It's got Mary, Queen of Scots in it -- and some announcer says this every time it starts an episode -- which, of course, means I think that there's a penguin about to explode.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 01:01 AM (T1005)
very last...really very last thing that goes through our heads when we
meet a pair of twins is who was better than who in school.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2015 12:57 AM (FMbng)
I appreciate it, but the female side is something else. And I'll admit that I did better overall in school than Sister Vendette. It sucked for both of us.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 01:01 AM (YnvVg)
Well lets see. You, Vendette and her sister. Hey, 3 isn't so bad, some people don't have three whole fans in their lifetime.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2015 12:30 AM (WvS3w)
Scratch my sister. She doesn't know about this joint.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:33 AM (YnvVg)
But is she a fan of yours?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 01:01 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 24, 2015 01:02 AM (bB4/K)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:52 AM (YnvVg)
I grew up friends with some twins, and the one shocking thing is that one of them is a full on conservative, and the other is a dyed in the wool socialist.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 24, 2015 01:03 AM (+Fae7)
IVe never been on a jury
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 12:34 AM (YOPoU)
If
you live in DC, a lot of excuses don't fly. You know a lawyer? Nope.
You are a lawyer? Sorry. You know people in law enforcement? Sorry.
You've served on a jury half a dozen times before? Sorry.
That was part of the jury I was on.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 12:39 AM (YnvVg)
"I've got a secret identity on a conservative web site."
"BURN THE WITCH!!!!!"
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 01:03 AM (T1005)
Posted by: captain*arizona at March 24, 2015 01:04 AM (Dnmx4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2015 12:57 AM (FMbng)
******
This is true. Because such things like SAT and ACT scores we find to be totally more important than the thought of getting with twin hotties.
I would mention the Doublemint Twins, but that would date me and....stuff.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 01:05 AM (5qEZd)
Between wanting ISIS to come visit moi and generally hating the world, it's all good.
If it wasn't for chi and my children/grandchildren, I would have no qualms about going out in a blaze.
My dad is FINALLY concerned about ISIS threatening servicemembers/vets...I'm not.
Hell, I wish a motherfucker would. It would break up the fucking monotony, and I need the target practice.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 24, 2015 01:05 AM (OsWis)
shocking thing is that one of them is a full on conservative, and the
other is a dyed in the wool socialist.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 24, 2015 01:03 AM (+Fae7)
I've given voting recommendations to my sister before.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 01:05 AM (YnvVg)
Nope, not Balkans tribunal. That was an international tribunal (ICC in The Hague).
I recall when he died in custody, mid-proceedings. Our informal slogan, for that week, was "Our Defendants - They're Alive!".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2015 12:56 AM
OK, my second guess in Pinochet. I'm thinking he died while awaiting trial.
I understand if you can't reveal here. Shoot me an email w/ a hint. My email is in my nic. Otherwise I'm assuming my second guess is right.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 01:05 AM (o/90i)
I'll do my best to give her some guidance, having been a moody and temperamental kid myself, but I don't know just how much I can do on that account. I know she'll have to be really open to my advice, and I could still very well advise her in the wrong direction.
At least both girls really like me right now, so maybe they'll listen to me.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 01:06 AM (MSZQk)
Ground zero is on!!!
Wonder what weird ass conspiracy they'll be talking about
And death to America
Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ (trust me) at March 24, 2015 01:07 AM (g6GRm)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 24, 2015 01:07 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 01:07 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 24, 2015 01:07 AM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ (trust me) at March 24, 2015 01:08 AM (g6GRm)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 01:10 AM (MSZQk)
Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ (trust me) at March 24, 2015 01:10 AM (g6GRm)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 01:01 AM
I never knew Mary was into penguins. That's interesting.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 01:10 AM (o/90i)
That's better
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 01:12 AM (g6GRm)
First, Happy Birthday Vendette! Here's hoping for many more.
Second, after perusing WZ and Drudge, I am convinced, more than ever, that we are well and truly f*cked. I feel horribly for my wife's grand daughters and grand son.
Third, do not go to Shrillary's Happy Fun Camp. No one gets out alive.
Other than that, I got nothing.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 24, 2015 01:12 AM (9iR5/)
*****
In the same vault that holds The Boy Kings Records that define the prior life of King Prissy Pants. You really wanna go there?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 01:13 AM (JVKFK)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 24, 2015 01:14 AM (OsWis)
According to nck when she becomes the dictator she'll fix everything
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 01:14 AM (g6GRm)
The 10 best things about Ted Cruz running for president:
http://blog.sfgate.com/morford/2015/03/23/the-10-best-things-about-ted-cruz-running-for-president/
It's by legendary prog asshole Mark Morford, who has written many "classics" of leftist assholery.
But this one has an (unwitting) theme. I'll summarize his ten reasons here (details at the link):
1. I am an elitist upper-clas snob who mocks the common man.
2. I am an elitist upper-class snob who mocks the common man.
3. I demand obeisance to the Climate Change Cult.
4. I am a supremely aristocratic upper-class snob who mocks lower-class subhumans.
5. Here's some juvenile snark.
6. I am an elitist upper-class snob who mocks the common man.
7. I am an elitist upper-class snob who mocks the common man.
8. I fear rednecks and everything they stand for.
9. Who are these filthy hoi-polloi menacing my ivory tower?
10. Flop-sweat? Who, me?
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2015 01:15 AM (K4YiS)
She's watching some Netflix thing on her Roku. It's got Mary, Queen of
Scots in it -- and some announcer says this every time it starts an
episode -- which, of course, means I think that there's a penguin about
to explode.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 01:01 AM
I never knew Mary was into penguins. That's interesting.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 01:10 AM (o/90i)
http://tinyurl.com/ne3wbj4
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 01:15 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 01:17 AM (MSZQk)
I trust the govt as much as I trust ISIS, so if you know any of these peeps, let them know they're on this list.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 24, 2015 01:18 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 01:18 AM (qry2M)
This is pretty hilarious -- but for the exact opposite reason the author thinks it is:
The 10 best things about Ted Cruz running for president:
*redacted, because zombie obviously has platinum-level membership on this blog while I have to go with wet-cardboard-level*
It's by legendary prog asshole Mark Morford, who has written many "classics" of leftist assholery.
But this one has an (unwitting) theme. I'll summarize his ten reasons here (details at the link):
1. I am an elitist upper-clas snob who mocks the common man.
2. I am an elitist upper-class snob who mocks the common man.
3. I demand obeisance to the Climate Change Cult.
4. I am a supremely aristocratic upper-class snob who mocks lower-class subhumans.
5. Here's some juvenile snark.
6. I am an elitist upper-class snob who mocks the common man.
7. I am an elitist upper-class snob who mocks the common man.
8. I fear rednecks and everything they stand for.
9. Who are these filthy hoi-polloi menacing my ivory tower?
10. Flop-sweat? Who, me?
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2015 01:15 AM (K4YiS)
Isn't this just about everything we've heard from the progtard left since they turned on Joe Lieberman?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 01:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 11:08 PM (zOTsN)
They didn't have to spy. Simple: "What's the stupidest, most fucktarded thing that you could imagine the JEF doing?" OK, double it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2015 01:22 AM (KefbY)
8. I fear rednecks and everything they stand for.
Care to go goose hunting with me?.
Cmon ambien kick in
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 01:22 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 24, 2015 01:22 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 01:22 AM (g6GRm)
turn three. I can already guess that one of them will probably get Cs
and Bs, while the other one could be a straight-A student or a D to F
student. She's smart and creative, but also really moody and
temperamental.
I'll do my best to give her some guidance, having
been a moody and temperamental kid myself, but I don't know just how
much I can do on that account. I know she'll have to be really open to
my advice, and I could still very well advise her in the wrong
direction.
At least both girls really like me right now, so maybe they'll listen to me.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 01:06 AM (MSZQk)
Both of them need to be encouraged to go after their strengths.
My guesses? And they are just guesses. The A-to-D student needs challenges. Regular school will be boring.
As for the Cs and Bs student, if hooked up with the higher-achieving sibling the latter will take care of the former in class. I can assure you of it. But while this student can get the homework help he/she also needs to learn where to thrive outside the sphere of the twin. It's critical. That involves making relationships with fellow students and teachers.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 01:23 AM (YnvVg)
Win any pots?
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 01:24 AM (g6GRm)
Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ (trust me) at March 24, 2015 01:10 AM
Vendette had a birthday.
Lots of nonsense. no big arguments.
We had a great time at the WI MoMee.
That's all I remember, but I'm still kinda brain-damaged.
T
BTW, if you love puppies, my wife is now training the 9 week old lab to sit and shake.
Funny as hell, the 5 yo lab has to be right there and do the same thing in anticipation of treats. I think the older dog is teaching her as much as we are.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 01:24 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac
One is alive one is dead.,they are my age,mone died 25 years ago,moo damn young
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 01:26 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ
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Always wash your hands when you leave.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 01:26 AM (F2IAQ)
Happy bday vendette!!!
I'm actually a cat person....the dog thing comes from the MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!!!11!! shooting dogs
Although the girl wants a dog
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 01:27 AM (g6GRm)
Mark Morford - Author, Columnist, ERYT500 yoga teacher, Admirer of trees.
This, an "Experienced Registered Yoga Teacher" and "Admirer of Trees" is the standard of intellectual achievement of sfgate.com.
I point and laugh.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 24, 2015 01:27 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 24, 2015 01:14 AM
I'm sure Bob from NSA could give a reference.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 01:27 AM (o/90i)
You can only really get better at bowling as you get older and wiser.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 01:28 AM (MSZQk)
Posted by: SMFH
-------------------------
Now, now...
take a deep breath,
take a shot of Cap't,
And here - have a hot toaster strudel with some ice cream.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 01:28 AM (0iCYP)
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 01:22 AM (g6GRm)
******
Well, sure. It is different you see, people because reasons. And, Hope and Change and...stuff.
Finally...STFD and STFU Wingnut, if we want your opinion we will tell you what it should be.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 01:29 AM (JVKFK)
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 01:22 AM (g6GRm)
******
Well, sure. It is different you see, people because reasons. And, Hope and Change and...stuff.
Finally...STFD and STFU Wingnut, if we want your opinion we will tell you what it should be.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 24, 2015 01:29 AM (iKG5d)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 01:29 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2015 01:29 AM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Navycopjoe
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There is some evidence that the Left have malleable standards.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 01:29 AM (F2IAQ)
Did you forget the dreaded toaster post?
That's not ice cream
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 01:30 AM (g6GRm)
I'm tired of these goat-fucking asswipes.
I'm tired of stupid people in this country that have their heads so far up their own asses, they can tongue their own goddamn tonsils.
I'm tired of shit, period.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 24, 2015 01:31 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 24, 2015 01:31 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 01:32 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 01:33 AM (YOPoU)
My bowling downfall was the pots
I started taking them too serious and it was effecting my game
Once I stopped doing them it got fun again and I was right back to average
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 01:34 AM (g6GRm)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 01:34 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 01:35 AM (MSZQk)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 24, 2015 01:35 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 01:35 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 01:35 AM (MSZQk)
We knew this
Hell, I think one of the cats is too
But not the fat one....he's a dumbass
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 01:36 AM (g6GRm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Yeah, the thought of that makes me chuckle.
I'll bet they make quite a pair...
Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 01:36 AM (0iCYP)
390 So, how do I get on this ISIS list?
Posted by: SMFH
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Now, now...
take a deep breath,
take a shot of Cap't,
And here - have a hot toaster strudel with some ice cream.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 01:28 AM (0iCYP)
Is that what kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 01:36 AM (T1005)
O, Dead C'thulhu
Re: NoCaMoMe
Are we due for one? When was the last?
Must it be in a commercial establishment?
Will it cost less than a kilobuck?
I'm in.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 01:36 AM (qry2M)
There's 100% a $62 call is about to go out but a 40% that a $100-120 will be going out soon too
Uggggh
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 01:38 AM (g6GRm)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 24, 2015 01:39 AM (J+mig)
MOUT training is common enough training that no one around these parts blinks an eye.
I'm not about to jump on the ZOMG! Troops training in urban terrain! bandwagon.
We all had to go through it prior to deploying to Iraq.
I understand that those who do not live near a major military installation would be freaked out, though.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 24, 2015 01:39 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 24, 2015 01:39 AM (g6GRm)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 24, 2015 01:40 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 24, 2015 01:40 AM (OsWis)
'Nite Vendette
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 01:41 AM (qry2M)
That's not ice cream
Posted by: Navycopjoe
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Um, gross. Don't harsh my mellow, man!
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Is that what kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: cthulhu
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Heh. It's a whole bunch better than lassoing the llama...
Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 01:42 AM (0iCYP)
O, Dead C'thulhu
Re: NoCaMoMe
Are we due for one? When was the last?
Must it be in a commercial establishment?
Will it cost less than a kilobuck?
I'm in.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 01:36 AM (qry2M)
Last one I know about was the "deepest darkest Berzerkely MoMe" from some years back. I was fortunate enough to have Dianna's husband driving me, so my memory got somewhat hazy some Bushmill's in.....
I'm not sure that NoCalMoMees are any more predictable than earthquakes. You kind-of have a vague feeling that we're due......but, then, we're always due.
When you say "commercial establishment", I'm not sure what sort of thing you are contemplating to replace this. Are you saying that we should have Morons doing a drum circle in Golden Gate Park? 'Cause going from one drum circle to another asking, "are you a bunch of Morons?" could make for a very long (and strange) night.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 01:45 AM (T1005)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 01:34 AM
GN MH. Was a pleasure to meet you and your better half.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 01:45 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2015 01:26 AM (YOPoU)
I went to two different high schools when I was growing up. One was in inner city school, the other in the suburbs of another city.
The inner city high school has had about 1/4 of our class die since graduation 32 years ago.
The suburban high school has had about 10 members of the class die.
Hell, I think more people in the inner city high school have been murdered than the suburban high school have died in the 32 years, and Roanoke's murder rate is real low compared to Richmond's of the 80's.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 24, 2015 01:46 AM (+Fae7)
weeks after repotting) start
fertilizing. You can tell if it has
established itself when new growth
starts forming
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 12:26 AM (qry2M)
Or you could just feed the rose to your goat, and have a gay old time picking the thorn out of its hemmhorroids.
Posted by: Achmed the muslim horticulturalist at March 24, 2015 01:48 AM (KefbY)
Then it dawned on me that it's just me and the missus and she sucks at pulling guard so.... eh.... f that.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 24, 2015 01:48 AM (x3YFz)
Don't want to prick your prick?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 24, 2015 01:48 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 01:49 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: TangoNine at March 24, 2015 01:50 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 24, 2015 01:50 AM (9iR5/)
Are we due for one? When was the last?
Clue: Did the one a year or so ago, with t-bird, in the shop, count?
Posted by: Arbalest at March 24, 2015 01:51 AM (FlRtG)
Did you forget the dreaded toaster post?
That's not ice cream
Posted by: Navycopjoe
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Um, gross. Don't harsh my mellow, man!
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Is that what kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: cthulhu
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Heh. It's a whole bunch better than lassoing the llama...
Posted by: shredded chi at March 24, 2015 01:42 AM (0iCYP)
The terminology keeps changing.....http://tinyurl.com/ktcahwu
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 01:51 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 24, 2015 01:50 AM (9iR5/)
in a word: strange.
yup. it's hangin strange. How ya'll been?
Posted by: TangoNine at March 24, 2015 01:52 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: TangoNine at March 24, 2015 01:48 AM
Hey Tango. Thanks for the badge, it helped me find some Morons in WI. Well, helped them find me.
Your work is well appreciated.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 01:53 AM (o/90i)
So, yeah, Blue Hen, you definitely haven't peaked yet. I look forward to hearing about you bowling a 300!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 01:53 AM (MSZQk)
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Not bad for a semi old guy that's lost his mind and most of his hair. The state of the union is dire, but not anymore than it has been for the last six years. So, about the same.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 24, 2015 01:55 AM (9iR5/)
Are we due for one? When was the last?
Clue: Did the one a year or so ago, with t-bird, in the shop, count?
Posted by: Arbalest at March 24, 2015 01:51 AM (FlRtG)
I don't think they count unless there's (1) drinking, and (2) Morons new to you, (3) lurkers, and (4) the specific intent is to socialize. I could be wrong, though.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 01:55 AM (T1005)
Hey Tango. Thanks for the badge, it helped me find some Morons in WI. Well, helped them find me.
Your work is well appreciated.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 01:53 AM (o/90i)
nice! I still have 1 Lt Col who paid me but his address is "undeliverable."
Last name starts with "E"
Still have the wrecked envelope sittin on the dresser trying to track him down. Not a big fan of takin a guy's $6 and not givin him his patch.
Farmer, I'd be curious to know how? Conversation starter? Was it?
Posted by: TangoNine at March 24, 2015 01:56 AM (x3YFz)
O Tentacled one, No, No, No,
I meant Trashing MY house!
I just need to budget for:
1) Razor wire
2) Event Insurance
3) Snipers
4) etc.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 01:56 AM (qry2M)
most of his hair. The state of the union is dire, but not anymore than
it has been for the last six years. So, about the same.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 24, 2015 01:55 AM (9iR5/)
Heh. After a few trips around the sun, you may not have seen it all but if you're like me you don't get amazed easily.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 24, 2015 01:57 AM (x3YFz)
I was amused. It was the contrast between the recruiter and your boot camp sergeant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2015 01:58 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 24, 2015 01:59 AM (9iR5/)
1) stuff you'd let your kids experience
2) stuff you wouldn't
Life seems easier when you pick #1
Posted by: TangoNine at March 24, 2015 02:00 AM (x3YFz)
O Tentacled one, No, No, No,
I meant Trashing MY house!
I just need to budget for:
1) Razor wire
2) Event Insurance
3) Snipers
4) etc.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 01:56 AM (qry2M)
You want to host a MoMe at your residence??? O.o
OK, this is either some insurance scam, or a Federal sting operation.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 02:01 AM (T1005)
Do we have someone on this blog going by the name Blue Hen? I seem to be stuck on the idea that we do.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 02:01 AM (MSZQk)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 02:02 AM (MSZQk)
OK, this is either some insurance scam, or a Federal sting operation.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 02:01 AM (T1005)
hah. File that under "Things you don't do"
Posted by: TangoNine at March 24, 2015 02:03 AM (x3YFz)
OK, this is either some insurance scam, or a Federal sting operation.....
Could be an Amway deal ...
Posted by: Arbalest at March 24, 2015 02:05 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 24, 2015 02:06 AM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 24, 2015 02:07 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 24, 2015 02:09 AM (9iR5/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTdTwcmxyo
Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 24, 2015 02:10 AM (MSZQk)
Don't! gimmie that crap.
Bool Sheet!
There is no fcuking way, this can't happen.
It is happening.
the happening.
heh
$1,000,000,000 bond must be posted tho'
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 02:11 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: TangoNine at March 24, 2015 01:56 AM
Well I got there a little early. Looked around and didn't see any obvious Morons.
Then a really drunk older gal started talking to me. She was there for some bowling bus trip. Her friend came up and thanfully drug her off somewhere else.
About our meetup time a couple of couples come in and are looking around the room. Took a leap and tapped one of the guys one the arm and pointed to your badge.
I found them! We had a great time.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 02:11 AM (o/90i)
Dead air huh...
I would be proud to host (put up, let crash, post bail,
call a taxi, call the coroner, whatever, etc.)
any 'ron or 'ette who shows up at the NoCaMoMe
I know bad, And you're a different kind of bad.
"I'm good bad, but I'm not evil"
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 02:28 AM (qry2M)
O.K. see you tomorrow
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 02:29 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 02:30 AM (o/90i)
So I say "never mind excusing him, he could be a judge!" Room cracks up again, including the pool worker who says, "Wait a minute, why am I laughing? I work for them!"
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 24, 2015 02:33 AM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 24, 2015 02:35 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 24, 2015 02:33 AM
Thanks for the laugh as I head to dreamland. I hope.
Just pray the puppy doesn't want to wake up at 4 am again.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2015 02:38 AM (o/90i)
To begin with, a couple of digressions. The first of which is that I am fascinated by "Disney magic" -- but not the kind that ends up on the screen. You've seen one sappy g-rated manipulative bunch of Jungian archetypes, you've seen 'em all.
But Disney is freakin' relentless at separating people from their money and having them dance with joy afterwards, and this is shown in so many very subtle ways. They measure ambiance with food quality in their restaurants and tune them with micrometers to maximize customer satisfaction at minimal cost. To my knowledge, there is no one better at crowd control. Just like making a 3-act play, they raise tension to a mini-climax; raise tension to a mini-climax; then pour it on for the great catharsis in their live entertainment. There are surges of traffic after every show, parade, or fireworks.
And one of my "things" is that I like to watch a master at work. So, while others may watch a parade, I'll watch the traffic control. Others may be looking at getting exited through the obligatory gift shop, I'll be looking at fire exits and evacuation routes. Others may be standing in a crowd watching a performance -- I'll be watching how the run crew has preplanned clear routes to make their entrances and exits.
I was grinning like an idiot when I saw how the parks at Disney World moved incredible numbers of people at park-closing on buses. Each bus loads from the front six feet of their curbside, so the Disney guys rolled in a bunch of buses and parked them parallel to each other, but offset six feet. Then they had a queue area that forced everyone into single-file, which they turned like a firehose into one bus after another. They moved something like 30,000 people in about 20 minutes.
Anywho.....first time we met up with Gushka, we had about 8 clusterfucks going-on from the get-go [yes, I know, they're cheaper by the dozen....] and we ended up near the flagpole in the town square, trying to recognize someone we had never seen.....when a surge came through. It was like being in a swimming lesson and getting swamped by a wave -- you'd shrug it off if you were an experienced swimmer, but it really had me going.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 02:50 AM (T1005)
Dead air huh...
I would be proud to host (put up, let crash, post bail,
call a taxi, call the coroner, whatever, etc.)
any 'ron or 'ette who shows up at the NoCaMoMe
I know bad, And you're a different kind of bad.
"I'm good bad, but I'm not evil"
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 02:28 AM (qry2M)
One of the more important skills for navigating the ONT is recognizing the "potty breaks".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 02:53 AM (T1005)
check
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 24, 2015 03:04 AM (qry2M)
This is confirmation once again that I made the right choice.
It's not hip or edgy--it's just crap. But you knew that!
Posted by: Never Mind at March 24, 2015 03:06 AM (/34Wm)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 03:08 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 03:09 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2015 03:09 AM (3F6F8)
You know, it's just this kind of silly "Shape Distribution in a box of
Lucky Charms" kind of post that prompted me to remove Ace of Spaces from
my Favorites menu.
This is confirmation once again that I made the right choice.
It's not hip or edgy--it's just crap. But you knew that!
Posted by: Never Mind at March 24, 2015 03:06 AM (/34Wm)
Do I know you from someplace?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 03:10 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 03:18 AM (T1005)
You must keep the faith, even when you feel like global warming doesn't exist. Climatological theologians call this problem the Hiddenness of Global Warming. But He is real, I assure you, and can dwell in your heart if you meditate upon you carbon footprint for an hour every day.
Posted by: Habsburgers Syndrome at March 24, 2015 03:26 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Kelsey Grammer's Diaper at March 24, 2015 03:33 AM (cIoI4)
But when they were constructing it, setting-up the enclosures, landscaping the place, making it ready, and establishing animals there......it seemed like the Gulag. Hot, uncomfortable, unsafe, untested....many of the employees there were thinking "why does my boss hate me?"
So, they had a morale-boosting exercise. From the earliest plans, there would be a monorail to wind its way through the hidden parts of the exhibits and show the guests new facets of the animals on display -- and management decided to hold a contest among the employees to name this premier attraction -- surely THAT would motivate them! Imagine if YOUR entry were the one selected!
And after all the ballots were distributed and collected, a surprisingly-high number of them came back with "WGASA" on them. Evidently, some motivated staffers knew that wgasa meant something good in Swahili.....or maybe someone thought it was cool and convinced his friends and so on and so on......whatevs.
So, management declared the monorail to be the "Wgasa Bush Line" and all signage and advertising focused on that.
....despite it being well-known among the kinds of folks who clean animal cages....that WGASA was short for "Who Gives A Shit Anyway".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 03:42 AM (T1005)
Vaccinations cause autism. And we are experiencing global warming. And
if you haven't experienced it, it's only because your immediate vicinity
was colder than average, but everywhere else was getting warmeer, I
assure you.
You must keep the faith, even when you feel like global warming
doesn't exist. Climatological theologians call this problem the
Hiddenness of Global Warming. But He is real, I assure you, and can
dwell in your heart if you meditate upon you carbon footprint for an
hour every day.
Posted by: Habsburgers Syndrome at March 24, 2015 03:26 AM (cIoI4)
Are you sure that shouldn't be "Munchausen Syndrome by Habsburgers"?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 03:43 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 03:59 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2015 04:04 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2015 04:07 AM (ztOda)
As President Jean, After we occupy Mecca (Week 2) - I plan on giving
Disney the franchise for operations. Get the crowd management problems
fixed by the pros.
Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2015 04:04 AM (ztOda)
Good choice -- http://tinyurl.com/cscfg
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 04:12 AM (T1005)
Posted by: goon at March 24, 2015 04:30 AM (gNTQS)
I was transferred here, from my local hospital, because this 'big city' hospital is better equipped to piss me the hell off. Also, I think Moochelle got to them, because I asked for something to eat, and was rewarded with a dry turkey wrap, emphasis on dry.
My wife and I are already conspiring on how to smuggle some real food into this place. I favor the method by which we tie cheeseburgers to the backs of the hospital's rats, and use them as the key part of our distribution network. Scribble your room number on a fiver, and tie to any convenient rat. Just minutes later....a nice warm McDouble, and only partially gnawed, is yours!
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 24, 2015 04:53 AM (xVkS/)
496
I feel kind of badly about rooting for Israel for "spying" upon our
negotiations with the worlds leading supplier of terrorist funding and
aid, but only kind of badly. It is a sad day when I feel good that
someone is undermining something that we are trying to do. Must be
Obama. Must be. doom.
Posted by: goon
I'm consigned to finding out whats going on from British newspapers.
Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2015 04:58 AM (ztOda)
Well, everyone. Somehow I've managed to get sick, and find myself in the
hospital receiving the second of 4 units whole blood, which will be
followed by three of platelets. The surgeon at this joint, (which is
not, as you probably imagine, efficient, or even competent), insists
that I'll be sticking around for a week or two, and then me and Mr.
Spleen will be parting ways.
I was transferred here, from my
local hospital, because this 'big city' hospital is better equipped to
piss me the hell off. Also, I think Moochelle got to them, because I
asked for something to eat, and was rewarded with a dry turkey wrap,
emphasis on dry.
My wife and I are already conspiring on how to
smuggle some real food into this place. I favor the method by which we
tie cheeseburgers to the backs of the hospital's rats, and use them as
the key part of our distribution network. Scribble your room number on a
fiver, and tie to any convenient rat. Just minutes later....a nice warm
McDouble, and only partially gnawed, is yours!
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 24, 2015 04:53 AM (xVkS/)
Yikes! That does not sound pleasant in the least. Have they established a consistent narrative about what went wrong, what damage it's done, what immediate action must be taken, and what successful road leads out of the immediate crisis?
And if I don't hear back in time, hopes and prayers that your path will be smoothed.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 05:01 AM (T1005)
No clear anything as of yet. Other than the surgeon swears that at this hospital, spleens check in, and not out.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 24, 2015 05:13 AM (xVkS/)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 24, 2015 05:22 AM (IdCqF)
Thanks for the kind words, cthulhu.
No clear anything as of yet. Other than the surgeon swears that at this hospital, spleens check in, and not out.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 24, 2015 05:13 AM (xVkS/)
That's not particularly encouraging, being that spleens wouldn't be in there in the first place if they didn't do some good. Being the #1 spleen-removal surgical center in case of hangnails is not a particularly honorable spot to occupy.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 05:27 AM (T1005)
Call you're local Steak Out and have what you want delivered by a human.
I'm positive it will be cheaper and more edible.
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 24, 2015 05:39 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 24, 2015 05:39 AM (4pjhs)
Zap Rowdowski, VP of Spleenco, is especially proud you will be donating your spleen to a worthy cause, such as it is, in this time of our greatest need for them.
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 24, 2015 05:42 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 24, 2015 03:43 AM (T1005)
******
What the climate alarmists are doing does bear an eerie resemblance to Munchausen syndrome by proxy, with the Earth in the part of the abused child.
Posted by: Habsburgers Syndrome at March 24, 2015 05:57 AM (3F6F8)
I will get real food, one way or the other, even if I have to make a few unauthorized field trips.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 24, 2015 06:13 AM (xVkS/)
Also, don't trust those big city rats.
Posted by: @votermom at March 24, 2015 06:29 AM (PrxrM)
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