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Ayatollah Khamenei Tells Fellow Maniacs "Death to America" While John Kerry Tells America to Not Waste Its "Historic Opportunity" To Strike a Deal With This Towering Statesman
This would be funny, if you saw it in a Sasha Baron Cohen movie.
Iran's Supreme leader Ali Khamenei called for "Death to America" on Saturday, a day after President Barack Obama appealed to Iran to seize a “historic opportunity" for a nuclear deal and a better future, and as US Secretary of State John Kerry claimed substantial progress toward an accord."Ali" is the diminutive, familiar form "Ayatollah," usually used by family members or close friends.*
Khamenei told a crowd in Tehran that Iran would not capitulate to Western demands. When the crowd started shouting, "Death to America," the ayatollah responded: "Of course yes, death to America, because America is the original source of this pressure.Of course, Death to America, indeed. Sort of like "gesundheit" after a sneeze. Khamenei also wants you to know that Iran will remain an implacable enemy of the United States.
"They insist on putting pressure on our dear people's economy," he said, referring to economic sanctions aimed at halting Iran's nuclear program. "What is their goal? Their goal is to put the people against the system," he said. "The politics of America is to create insecurity," he added, referring both to US pressure on Iran and elsewhere in the region.
... But Khamenei warned against expectations that even a done deal would mend the more than three-decade freeze between the two nations in place since the Iranian revolution and siege of the American Embassy, proclaiming that Washington and Tehran remained on opposite sides on most issues. "Negotiations with America are solely on the nuclear issue and nothing else. Everyone has to know that," Khamenei said.Here's how bad this deal is: France may scuttle it as "too French."
... But France, which raised last minute objections to an interim agreement reached with Iran in 2013, could threaten a deal again. It is particularly opposed to providing Iran with quick relief from international sanctions and wants a longer timeframe for restrictions on Iran’s nuclear activity. "France wants an agreement, but a robust agreement," French Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius told French radio. "That is to say, an accord that really guarantees that Iran can obviously have access to the civil nuclear (program)." "But to the atomic bomb? No." France indicated Saturday that it would push for an agreement with Iran that guarantees Tehran cannot build a nuclear bomb in the future, and that it opposed a phased easing of sanctions before an accord is reached.Now, what did the White House say about this Hostile Rhetoric that threatens to undermine an Important Goal of the Nobel Peace Laureate's agenda? Remember, the White House has said that it may have to reevaluate its commitments to Israel in light of Netanyahu's statement that a two state solution will not be had under his prime ministership. Netanyahu saying such a Hurtful Thing was enough for Obama to consider throwing Israel to the Al Qaeda-shaped wolves. So you can imagine that Of course he had tough words for Iran's leader proclaiming "Death to America."
Just let this sink in for a moment. I'm going to leave it here without comment, because comment is superfluous. pic.twitter.com/SE3zEenyR2
— Jeff B@AoSHQDD (@EsotericCD) March 23, 2015* No it's not. I just made that up. I just want to keep you all on you feet. As Michele Obama said, this blog will not permit you to ever be complacent again.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: spypeach at March 23, 2015 07:33 PM (/vbEv)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 23, 2015 07:34 PM (84SRe)
Posted by: Hank at March 23, 2015 07:34 PM (/ujVT)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2015 07:35 PM (KETbL)
Well, no. Not after taking Physics at the graduate level in the USA.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 07:35 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:36 PM (K4YiS)
What more is there to say, except to try to determine an appropriate fate for Preznit Historic First? Besides impeachment and life in prison without parole, I mean?
Posted by: acethepug at March 23, 2015 07:37 PM (WK825)
Posted by: Bronco Bama at March 23, 2015 07:37 PM (84SRe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2015 07:38 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:39 PM (K4YiS)
I truly look at the daily destruction of our country and am lost to how we will survive 2 more years.
We are negotiating with Iran-an axis of evil.
Posted by: bossy barbara at March 23, 2015 07:39 PM (vPh3W)
-------------------------
I'm not going to make the "Since ace is a democrat now" joke that came to mind...
Nope. Not gonna do it.
Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 23, 2015 07:39 PM (//uTY)
Can anyone tell me John Kerry's great success as a diplomat?
If I'm not mistaken, it was selling out his own country, but that was back when he was still an amateur...
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:40 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:40 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:40 PM (3HxZe)
Technologically ignorant bullshit.
There have been occasional failures or 'fizzle yields' of thermonuclear warheads, i.e., fusion bombs with fission triggers.
Since 1945, every known test of a fission device has worked on the first try.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 07:40 PM (noWW6)
Uh huh.
Not that any of that matters. We as a country are so far into unrecognizably bad and risky territory - on all fronts - that this is now the daily norm.
And no relief in sight.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2015 07:40 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2015 07:41 PM (KETbL)
this preznintin iz hard!
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 07:41 PM (g/zj9)
This is an old MadTV skit, but it captures Iran's sentiments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS4v_kj9rw4
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 07:41 PM (V+8gv)
Imagine the (honest) history books. "The first black president accomplished nothing of value." Obama sure doesn't want that.
Posted by: Null at March 23, 2015 07:41 PM (xjpRj)
"I have here a promise from the Ayatollah
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:42 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Damiano at March 23, 2015 07:42 PM (AEQXb)
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:43 PM (K4YiS)
Over the weekend Iran delivered a shipload of $500 million? in weapons for the Yemeni rebels to use against the U.S. allied govt. no biggie. Just add it to what we left for them to seize.
Posted by: Justamom at March 23, 2015 07:43 PM (qq0xb)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:43 PM (3HxZe)
*headdesk*
Remember - this is the audience Obama addressed just a day or two earlier wishing them a happy new year and a strong bond between our two countries.
It's almost like Obama wants to get humiliated.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 07:44 PM (V+8gv)
Down to 22 months now. Clock isn't running any more slowly.
Note also that when other Democrats really start running for President as declared candidates, Obama is going to come under a whole lot of intraparty pressure to sit back and be quiet, lest he do things that reflect badly on the 2016 Democratic field.
This isn't to say that it's going to be a piece of cake between now and January of 2017, but what we all really need to focus on is the absolutely central importance of making sure that Obama is not followed by another Democrat, or by a RINO Republican.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 07:44 PM (noWW6)
*in the sense that Little Round Top worked out for Custer.**
**Well, Whitey had to be punished.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 23, 2015 07:44 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Bronco Bama at March 23, 2015 07:44 PM (84SRe)
We have record low labor participation rates.
We have record increases in the National Debt and the Deficit.
We have a record rolling-back of race relations unparalleled in American History.
Barack Obama has accomplished quite a bit of value -- just not to the country he allegedly leads ...
Posted by: acethepug at March 23, 2015 07:44 PM (WK825)
"We cannot simply pretend that these comments were never made," McDonough said.
obama aide dennis mcdonough speaking about bibi netanyahu's remark about rejecting a two state solution
Posted by: kj at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (g1DWB)
Again- look at the article on Brennan at Conservative Treehouse. I wish I could link it.
Posted by: Justamom at March 23, 2015 07:46 PM (qq0xb)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 23, 2015 07:46 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (MMC8r)
Thread winner. Take your ticket and report to the claims window.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:47 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 07:47 PM (V+8gv)
I don't think Israel can let itself be boxed in by this. They will have to act. And they will have the support of almost all Arab countries in doing so (probably tacit practical support in some cases, and off-record verbal support).
Versus the "west". Russian reaction? Chinese reaction? Hmmm.
Depending on the derangement of the US response, we might see some realignments of the sort we haven't seen in decades.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2015 07:47 PM (afQnV)
In the famous D*cks, P*ssies, and A**holes speech, it turns out America is the P*ssy.
Get ready, America, the Ayatollah's D*ck is headed for your A**hole. F**k yeah!
(Too many asterisks? F**k you, I do what I want!)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2015 07:47 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Hal Dall, MD at March 23, 2015 07:48 PM (kgdQ8)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2015 07:48 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Lizzy
He'll find out about it in the press the next day.
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2015 07:48 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 23, 2015 07:48 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (rhMKr)
Also, the very, *VERY* first thing any "journalist" should have said in response was "well, what part of what you've told *us* is just for a domestic political audience?"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (bLnSU)
I read someone else opining that Brennan had his head up his ass.
I noted in response that the problem with Brennan's head is not that it's up his ass. That would be a manageable problem. The problem with Brennan's head is that, several times a day, his forehead is pressed against a prayer rug facing Mecca.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (noWW6)
Yeah... about that.
Posted by: Damiano at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (AEQXb)
Would you walk in to a car dealership and say "What's it gonna take for me to buy a car today?"
Idiocy.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (JgC5a)
Ayatollah is like the Putin pres in the show, who [SPOILER ALERT] personally liked gays and doesn't give a fig about them, but has to jail gay dissidents because it is what the people demand.
They actually believe the Ayatollah is saying this jut to appeal to the dumb plebes. They don't realize he actually, 100% hates America too.
This is like Onion level ridiculousness. Jane, get me off this crazy thing!
Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:43 PM (3HxZe)
There is another word for it: Evil.
Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (go6ud)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (MMC8r)
Oh goodie! A meme...
Here we go: Das Kapital? Domestic audience (which it kinda sorta WAS supposed to be).
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (Dj0WE)
they're wrong
and kerry is a clueless douche
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: BuckIV at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (CLfqv)
OAN,
Obama has made all of our land based missiles single weapon ones. No more MIRVs or MARVs for us because it just isn't fair.
Good times...top men...Obama is a SCOAMT!!
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: DaveA at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: John Brennan at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (84SRe)
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (MMC8r)
Oh goodie! A meme...
Here we go: Das Kapital? Domestic audience (which it kinda sorta WAS supposed to be).
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2015 07:49 PM (Dj0WE)
Mao's Little Red Book.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2015 07:51 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at March 23, 2015 07:51 PM (n5fTN)
I was talking to the folks back home.
Posted by: Zombie Khrushchev at March 23, 2015 07:51 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (K4YiS)
Healthier than it would be to just ignore reality and wait for the trains to Hillary Fun Camp to arrive, but it can't be good.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:51 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (K4YiS)
Damn good question. It is good for Jim Beam and val-u-rite. I'm pouring now can I offer you a glass?
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 07:52 PM (WNERA)
OK, looks like @SteveSGoddard's account is restored. Now for a multi-tweet rant. If you don't want to read, unfollow me for 15 minutes.
Twitter has 3 buttons for dealing with unpleasant accounts. "Unfollow" is for people you once enjoyed reading, but no longer. /1
"Block" is for people who are so unpleasant, you can't even stand to read someone else's retweets of their tweets. /2
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2015 07:53 PM (JBzwC)
Not.
I took a couple week break and went and killed fish in the glorious sunshine. I feel much better for it.
I suspect a couple more threads will put me right back in the spin cycle.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2015 07:53 PM (g1DWB)
So is like a sippy glass but for adults? Sign me up! Liquids are hard sometimes, and I don't even drink alcohol.
Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2015 07:53 PM (yRwC8)
So is like a sippy glass but for adults? Sign me up! Liquids are hard sometimes, and I don't even drink alcohol.
Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2015 07:53 PM (yRwC8)
The nine year old girls really really dug it.
Posted by: The First Mo at March 23, 2015 07:53 PM (Dj0WE)
*waves*
Hi!
Posted by: The Reluctant Survivalist at March 23, 2015 07:53 PM (yl/WE)
it is for us to spend our days on the knife edge between spluttering
rage and abject resignation.
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2015 07:50 PM (K4YiS)It's terrible. So's blindly sailing along into the pit, not knowing what's happening anywhere but on your favorite TV show. Kind of just sucks no matter how you go about it. I guess it comes down to whether you want to know about SMOD or not.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2015 07:54 PM (bLnSU)
Banished to Uganda perhaps, or Iran?
Posted by: great big Banana Republic at March 23, 2015 07:54 PM (+kznc)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2015 07:54 PM (go6ud)
Next time some foreign leader starts a "Death to America" chant, we cut off negotiations and send in drone strikes.
Mostly send in drone strikes.
Posted by: Damiano at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (AEQXb)
Posted by: The Khmer Rouge at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (yl/WE)
Posted by: John "I'm a Decorated Veteran" Kerry at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (3oAJY)
Posted by: Foreign Sec Arty Zimmermann at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (Dj0WE)
breaks are good, with gin, and dogs, and the third movement of mahler's fourth, etc
there've been dark days before
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Yip at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (84SRe)
Posted by: King Barack I at March 23, 2015 07:56 PM (3oAJY)
Nothing will change but you won't be able to hear the lies.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 07:56 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Yasser Arafat at March 23, 2015 07:56 PM (76HNm)
Posted by: Pol Pot at March 23, 2015 07:56 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2015 07:54 PM (go6ud)
If that happens, run while you can. Anywhere but here.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 07:57 PM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 07:45 PM (MMC8r)
In many ways, this is the story of Obama. Complete with the Jew hatred.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015 07:57 PM (Gosad)
You realize that he was referring to Obama et al.
Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates at March 23, 2015 07:57 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: m at March 23, 2015 07:57 PM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 23, 2015 07:57 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Adolf at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (yl/WE)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Admiral Yamamoto at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: John "I Cry a Lot" Boehner at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (3oAJY)
Posted by: LIV at March 23, 2015 07:59 PM (WNERA)
I just want to be around, when the sky comes tumblin' down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfTqHfV9xEM
Posted by: Brian Setzer at March 23, 2015 07:59 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2015 07:58 PM (A98Xu)
I know what you mean. Wherever they live obviously does not resemble the real world in any way, shape, or form.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 08:00 PM (3HxZe)
For once, we find a place where French talent is useful and smart.
Posted by: Kristophr at March 23, 2015 08:00 PM (6fIOn)
Who out there doesn't get what the Ayatollah was saying?
It's like when you're hangin' wit' yer homies and you have to say something lousy about your wife, even if you don't mean it.
It's all about street cred.
...Of course, if you say "d**th" and "pr*sident" in the same email, you will get a visit from the Secret Service.
But, hey! DEATH TO AMERICA!
Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2015 08:00 PM (WkVlP)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2015 08:00 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: the Butcher at March 23, 2015 08:01 PM (fUjxW)
Posted by: Yip at March 23, 2015 07:55 PM (84SRe)
Which, need we remind you, were conducted to appease the domestic audience.
Posted by: Several of the Louie's at March 23, 2015 08:01 PM (Dj0WE)
Shame that didn't happen to the Iranians chanting "Death to America!," too.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 08:01 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2015 08:00 PM (A98Xu)
Thank goodness it isn't muzzies doing it.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 08:02 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2015 08:00 PM (A98Xu)
Most Favored Minority can abuse Lesser Minorities all it wants without fear of criticism. Because reasons.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 23, 2015 08:02 PM (3HxZe)
domestic audience
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:02 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Torquemada at March 23, 2015 08:03 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 07:40 PM (noWW6)
I was under the impression that building the bomb was possible to pretty much any graduate engineering department. The math has been worked out for decades.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 23, 2015 08:03 PM (10ydV)
Except y'all, dear hordelings and assorted peeps
.
Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 08:04 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: George 3 at March 23, 2015 08:05 PM (Dj0WE)
it is for us to spend our days on the knife edge between spluttering
rage and abject resignation.
While it's certainly good to take breaks, what is the alternative?
Blissfully ignorant?
Comfortably numb?
Angry around loved ones?
I suppose some more prayer is in order....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 08:05 PM (V+8gv)
Fuck me, those Iranians are sure a bunch of kidders. "Death to America?" Right! hah ha. "Death to Iran" too! But I kid.
You know what would be hysterical? I'm going to load up an ICBM full of toys and snacks and launch it at Tehran. They will be soooo scared...and then pow! It busts open and there are all these cool gifts inside! Man will they be surprised - I'll bet they end up playing the same trick on us!
Posted by: Obama at March 23, 2015 08:05 PM (/EkKm)
Is it wrong that I find this darkly humorous?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2015 08:05 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 08:06 PM (rhMKr)
Posted by: Kilgore at March 23, 2015 08:06 PM (yRwC8)
Shame that didn't happen to the Iranians chanting "Death to America!," too.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 08:01 PM (V+8gv)
That's a heckuva punchline!
Wait, what?
Posted by: President Ted Cruz at March 23, 2015 08:07 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Santa Anna at March 23, 2015 08:08 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 08:08 PM (V+8gv)
Here is a thought - how about the VERY FIRST item on the negotiation agenda - Iranian leaders stop saying "Death to America". Seriously. Before that happens, what is the point of discussing anything else? It would cost them nothing. It is a show of good faith.
The idiot in chief thinks we can "move past" this, but if we can't even agree on that, what point is there to negotiating anything else?
Posted by: Dr lexus at March 23, 2015 08:09 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 08:09 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 08:10 PM (W2Cji)
EARNEST--Today the President is proud to announce his newest executive order, the "Domestic Audience Protocol". The first order of business with the new DAP is to renounce all influence on our own laws from statements or policies based on statements intended for domestic audiences only. Therefore, the Ten Commandments are now banned. Adultery is now mandatory, and murder is encouraged so long as it is a straight, white, Christian male. I would also like to note that this Order is retroactive to September 12, 2012, so Hillary, all your lies under oath, well, what difference could it possibly make?
MAJOR GARRETT--Isn't this a blatantly unconstitutional power grab, not to mention a violation of civil rights?
EARNEST--Security, please escort Mr. Garrett to the nearest train. The reeducation camps are now open. Media, you're either loading the trains, or on them.
[scene]
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015 08:10 PM (Gosad)
Anyone who thinks this guy is leaving the stage and go into obscurity like GOP presidents do is living in a fantasy.
There will be no getting rid of this prick.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 23, 2015 08:10 PM (4HFY9)
Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 08:10 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Ronster at March 23, 2015 08:11 PM (4NtAn)
Posted by: Crazy Ivan at March 23, 2015 08:11 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Yip at March 23, 2015 08:12 PM (84SRe)
Iran is a partner in peace and Israel is the enemy
The president is an Islamacist
He is an Islamacist
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:13 PM (zOTsN)
Little Bighorn, mayhap. Little Round Top was an infantry fight during the Gettysburg battle.
Posted by: Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain at March 23, 2015 08:13 PM (amQXf)
........
Agreed. Went to WZ first and felt sick, came here and news no better. I am going to Vegas on Thursday and have never looked more forward to a trip. I am NOT going to read internet or watch news. I will drink, watch BB and throw my money away (what the hell good is going to do me anyway) and then when I tire of that I will drink again.
Posted by: Molly k. at March 23, 2015 08:13 PM (j2j3Y)
Posted by: Yip at March 23, 2015 08:12 PM (84SRe)
Wouldn't surprise me if he won.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 08:13 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2015 08:14 PM (A98Xu)
Ambassador Kerry: Pleased to meet you, Iranian ambassador. I'm happy we could have this chat...
Iranian ambassador: "Death to America!"
Ambassador Kerry: "Yes, well, let's negotiate. We would be willing to lift sanctions if you stop developing nuclear weapons."
Iranian ambassador: "Death to America!"
Ambassador Kerry: "Okay, we will lift sanctions if you just promise not to develop nuclear weapons."
Iranian ambassador: "Death to America!"
Ambassador Kerry: "Wow, you drive a tough bargain. Okay, we will lift sanctions if you just promise not to use your nuclear weapons on us."
Iranian ambassador: "Death to America!"
Posted by: Actual text of the negotiations at March 23, 2015 08:14 PM (/EkKm)
President Obama is the Professor. And I am nearing a Rod Steiger moment:
"Liberals...peacemongers...IDIOTS!"
Posted by: JPS at March 23, 2015 08:14 PM (Jz5Ss)
As I recall it, Obama said that he was *not* going to negotiate with certain foreign interests unless preconditions were met.
He told AIPAC that he wasn't going to negotiate with Hamas until Hamas dropped its repeatedly stated goal of the complete destruction of Israel.
And of course Hamas made no changes whatsoever to their stance or statements, and of course Obama went ahead and opened up negotiations with them regardless of his previous pledge on the subject.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 08:15 PM (noWW6)
They're lying to themselves and hoping we'll believe it, too.
Iran has been treating Kerry and Obama like crap for years - openly mocking Obama's overtures, repeatedly yelling at Kerry during negotiations. It's pathetic and frightening that they will be empowering Iran with this doormat act.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 08:15 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:15 PM (zOTsN)
Little Bighorn, mayhap. Little Round Top was an infantry fight during the Gettysburg battle.
Posted by: Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain at March 23, 2015 08:13 PM (amQXf)
ah, f*ck me--that was a silly mistake.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015 08:15 PM (Gosad)
Can't really blame that one on him - it was bankrupt well before he took office. He didn't do anything to fix it, and did all he could to make it worse, but still....that one was a long time gone.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 23, 2015 08:15 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: chas at March 23, 2015 08:16 PM (mHZEC)
Posted by: Ali Chowmeneie at March 23, 2015 08:16 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 08:16 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2015 08:16 PM (4gN5w)
Yep. Domestic audience.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 23, 2015 08:17 PM (//uTY)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 23, 2015 08:17 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:17 PM (zOTsN)
At Princeton recently, the student body were loudly chanting "FOUR MORE YEARS!!!" when Obama appeared before them.
Given how precipitously academic standards have been reduced at even formerly elite universities, one must wonder how many of these students are unaware of the 22nd Amendment.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 08:18 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 08:18 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:18 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at March 23, 2015 08:18 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: chas at March 23, 2015 08:16 PM (mHZEC)
Except he's a Jew Clown, which is ok. Not like those icky Jew-ish Jews, who Obama and the Progs hate.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015 08:19 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 23, 2015 08:20 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:20 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Afroman at March 23, 2015 08:22 PM (YLzlG)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:22 PM (zOTsN)
should be easy to use him as a wedge
boehner? mcconnell?
they're too busy fapping in the mirror
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:22 PM (g/zj9)
One of the Horde was saying that the future of the United States looks more and more like "Brazil with nukes".
I pointed out that at the present rate of decay, decline and decommissioning of our nuclear weapons complex, our future instead looks like merely Brazil. Without nukes.
Except that Brazil does not have a bunch of powerful adversaries whose nuclear weapons capabilities are on the ascent, and we do have such adversaries.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2015 08:23 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: someguy at March 23, 2015 08:24 PM (3z91g)
Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at March 23, 2015 08:24 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:22 PM (zOTsN)
I'm comfortable with my characterization of how Progs see Jews. They should be embarrassed by it, I agree.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015 08:24 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2015 08:25 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Ali Snakbar at March 23, 2015 08:25 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Jermiah Wright at March 23, 2015 08:26 PM (6n332)
Time to deal with Kerry and the Moolahs.
Posted by: Cohen the Barbarian at March 23, 2015 08:26 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: John "Metternich was an amateur" Kerry at March 23, 2015 08:26 PM (amQXf)
Chillax Brosef.
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 23, 2015 08:27 PM (nllJH)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 08:28 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:28 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Iranian Mob at March 23, 2015 08:28 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 08:29 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:28 PM (g/zj9)
Anyone served by a pretty Irish lass with red hair
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2015 08:29 PM (/tNwW)
surely there is not much difference between "death" and "complete transformation" when we are talking about liberty, freedom, security, self-reliance, morality, and honor.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 08:29 PM (LWu6U)
Tellamore Dew.
Make sure you get it in the ceramic croc.
It's smooth as silk with just the right bite.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 23, 2015 08:29 PM (4HFY9)
Then hear the shitbots squeal that Ted Cruz is a crazy extremist.
*digs in sofa cushions for spate change to send TC*
Posted by: @votermom at March 23, 2015 08:30 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at March 23, 2015 08:30 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 23, 2015 08:30 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 23, 2015
Joo Clown Posse
The new JCP
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:31 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:31 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: wooga at March 23, 2015 08:33 PM (nllJH)
It's funny, because he is a francophile, and reading Balzac I always thought the characters were too over the top. I never thought such people really existed, but kerry fits that world perfectly.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 08:33 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 23, 2015 08:33 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Ready for Hillary!!11!! at March 23, 2015 08:34 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Jewgaloo at March 23, 2015 08:34 PM (nllJH)
John Powers
Or, if you like your booze comedically-named:
Feckin' Irish Whiskey (Yes, it's a real brand)
Posted by: Harry Reid, now with 50% less pederasty at March 23, 2015 08:35 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: wooga at March 23, 2015 08:33 PM (
Well just don't send him preparedness aid.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:35 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 23, 2015 08:36 PM (IrByp)
can anybody recommend a good irish whiskey
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:28 PM (g/zj9)
May I suggest Bushmills! Great base for Irish Coffee.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 23, 2015 08:36 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:36 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 08:37 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM (ucDmr)
Funny, Ace. Tragically funny, in fact.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM (8ZskC)
Yes. After one of those marathon email-deleting sessions, there's nothing quite so satisfying as a Bush, or three.
Posted by: Ready for Hillary!!11!! at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM (Dwehj)
So this is what you get.<<<<<<
This shit would be more impressive if the Republicans were actually doing something to rein in Obama.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM (MkQKr)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM (g/zj9)
WWF just had a little tribute/announcement to the Special Olympics -- barely got an applause by the audience.
There are so many millions of people out there that need to slapped upside their stupid heads.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 08:39 PM (Bl8Zy)
194 190: Me first. I'll share,promise.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM (ucDmr)
Don't bogart that joint
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:39 PM (YOPoU)
Problem is, his definition of "domestic" included all or Europe and most
of Asia. Starting with Czechoslovakia"
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Austria at March 23, 2015 08:40 PM (amQXf)
Kerry may have a balzac but it's empty.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2015 08:40 PM (8ZskC)
but you can cut off his cash
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:38 PM
I'd say balls but Mooch did that years ago
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:40 PM (YOPoU)
Joking aside, John Kerry is a threat to world peace. I just hope our allies don't decide he's a bigger problem than the Ayatollahs. Here in America we believe in settling our arguments peacefully, but most of the rest of the world does it differently.
Posted by: MTF, sad and disgusted at March 23, 2015 08:41 PM (FCsIb)
Dick Morris states that neither Bill or Sir Edmund Hillary can type, therefore, Mr. Rodham's emails were created by Huma Abedin or Cheryl Mills.
The Gowdy committee's subpoena for Abedin and Mills emails is spot on.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 23, 2015 08:41 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Billygoatpuke at March 23, 2015 08:41 PM (l5QMI)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 08:41 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Lord Kerry at March 23, 2015 08:41 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 23, 2015 08:42 PM (Dwehj)
And he referred to "Israel's 50 year colonial occupation"
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Dave S. at March 23, 2015 08:42 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: Stromberg henchman at March 23, 2015 08:43 PM (iyTVZ)
Oh, sure, *NOW* you tell us.
Posted by: 600,000 Civil War Dead at March 23, 2015 08:43 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:43 PM (YOPoU)
As usual I'm late to the party, but my thoughts on a sufficient punishment for OBO is the same as that meted out to Mussolini - and Moochelle can be his "partner".
Posted by: GrandmaMimi at March 23, 2015 08:44 PM (u5LFV)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 08:44 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2015 08:44 PM (JdEZJ)
did anyone at State graduate high school
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:46 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2015 08:47 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 08:48 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2015 08:48 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 23, 2015 08:36 PM (IrByp)
Nice joke...and yeah, me too.
Of course, that's exactly the point of King Putz' actions.
He's trying to kill the middle class by making all of that self-control and hard work useless, worthless.
The Middle Class is essentially a state of mind and if Obama can destroy that state of mind-
if he can negate all of your sacrifices by taking the rewards of your hard work through taxes-
and giving it to lazy asses who don't work but who can now have your life-style with your money-
if their kids or illegal aliens get ahead at your expense with your money.....well....
why work hard? Why have self-control?
Why not drug yourself stupid and collect welfare and use EBT cards?
Just vote Democrat. Just vote the suckers' money into your pocket.
Yay.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2015 08:48 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:48 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 23, 2015 08:49 PM (wdHk6)
Now, what did the White House say about this Hostile Rhetoric that threatens to undermine an Important Goal of the Nobel Peace Laureate's agenda?
Smert Derplermercy.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 08:49 PM (MDgS8)
219 I can't even believe that we are having this conversation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March
Sorry to say I can Mr. Hammer. This does not suprise me in the least
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:51 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 08:51 PM (LWu6U)
I might peach to this deal if we had ironclad certainty that they'd nuke DC first. These people - that is, the Obamas and Kerrys and Powers and Rices and Psakis - are just too dumb to exist.
Posted by: JEM at March 23, 2015 08:51 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 08:51 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08
New Yemen?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:52 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:48 PM
Malmo, Sweden. For now.
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 08:53 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 08:53 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:54 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 08:54 PM (zOTsN)
A thousand pardons, my friend, but you've got it all wrong. It's the 70s band that we're after. We just really, really hate the song "A Horse With No Name." Seriously - could classic rock DJs play that abomination any more frequently? It tell you, it's enough to make you want to strap on 100 pounds of C-4 and ball bearings!
Posted by: Hassan bin Layyed at March 23, 2015 08:54 PM (amQXf)
There will be no Bacon eating if you surrender to us.
Posted by: Iranian Mob at March 23, 2015 08:54 PM (W2Cji)
Greg Gargoyled??
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 08:55 PM (Bl8Zy)
Not to that stage yet. But, we are at the stage where they turn, look at us, and say "WTF is wrong with you???"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 08:55 PM (cbMSM)
He looks like a gargoyle, doesn't he?
Greg Gutfeld could crouch down and be perched on a tall building's parapet.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 08:56 PM (Bl8Zy)
I still can't believe our middlebrow douche Sec State presented that ball-less Taylor as a consolation to France"
No offense, but France has more than earned a couple of official "We Most Cordially Invite You To Go Fuck Yourselves" from the US. It was lame, but it wasn't unwarranted.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 23, 2015 08:56 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 08:55 PM
At which point we badly need a T-shirt that says "I'm Not With Stupid," with an arrow pointing to a picture of TFG.
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 08:57 PM (qyomX)
it's funny, but whenever i think of kerry i think of Balzac.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 08:33 PM (LWu6U)
It's funny, but when I think of Kerry, I think of a jackass's ballsack.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 08:57 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Vox at March 23, 2015 08:57 PM (c056A)
Not to that stage yet. But, we are at the stage where they turn, look at us, and say "WTF is wrong with you???"
Ve hate you amurican cowboys!!!
Hey, where is ze cowboys eh???
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 08:57 PM (MDgS8)
Felt good to be out of the rain.
Been thru the desert on a camel with no name
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 08:57 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 08:58 PM (MDgS8)
*parapet is a Wordly Wise word
Remember these? They were thin books with a glossary to help improve a student's vocabulary, usually handed out in 8th Grade English.
It had an owl on the cover. Get it?
Because owls are wise.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 08:58 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: Hassan bin Layyed at March 23, 2015 08:54 PM (amQXf)
but it is good to get out of the rain?
Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 08:58 PM (/2E+M)
Well that makes total sense then. Carry on.
Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2015 08:59 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:59 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 08:55 PM
Also, French people can do that without words. There's a particular look in the eyes that they have for exactly this situation. I know, because I once accidentally bumped into a Frenchwoman, in France. Fault was equal on both sides; neither of us was paying enough attention to where we were going. I did the best I could with "pard-ON". She just gave me a look. She won.
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 08:59 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 08:59 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: The Goat at March 23, 2015 09:00 PM (P330y)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 09:00 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM (/2E+M)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM (zOTsN)
You want death? You got it!
Posted by: Thatch at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM (xwAcF)
Posted by: A random Nazarene on the cross at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 08:57 PM
That is slander, sir. I have seen these ballsacks, and they have no prominent pointy chins whatsoever.
Posted by: John "Vietnam" Kerry at March 23, 2015 09:02 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 08:28 PM
Knappogue Castle single malt.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2015 09:02 PM (c1Kyt)
Iran launches the rocket to pull a NASA version of 9-11 with the help of a nuclear device they either bought or was yanking our chain all along.
Suicide bomber astronaut makes one orbit and declaires an emergency. Reentry and landing point NE Ohio.
At proper altitude detonation and All the sudden all the LIVS are wondering why light no work. Along with their Obama phones.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 23, 2015 09:02 PM (gm0oZ)
they will elect ignorant evil idiots to run the country.
Maybe a pre-payment tax should be enforced on all these government freebies, explaining that they, too, have to chip in.
I crack myself up !!!
Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 09:02 PM (rhMKr)
You want death? You got it!
Posted by: Thatch at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM (xwAcF)
daisy cutter, cluster bomb. choices.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 09:02 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:02 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:03 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: America The Band at March 23, 2015 09:03 PM (qyomX)
Please feel free to kill as many Americans as you wish. Those scum deserve it.
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 23, 2015 09:03 PM (3F6F8)
We can get them there really fast, too.
Anywhere.
More than one to each target, er, destination.
Posted by: eman at March 23, 2015 09:03 PM (MQEz6)
I had no idea how much you hate fucking owls.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:03 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 09:04 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: America The Band at March 23, 2015 09:03 PM (qyomX)
La la la la la la la la la lah
Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 09:05 PM (/2E+M)
I had no idea how much you hate fucking owls.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March
Fucking owls? Hmm
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:05 PM (YOPoU)
cutter on one of these rallies where everyone is chanting "Death to
America."
You want death? You got it!"
Need to jury rig it with a bitchin' sound system blasting AC/DC's "If You Want Blood, You've Got It!"
You know - presentation counts.
Posted by: A random Nazarene on the cross at March 23, 2015 09:05 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:06 PM (vcI3n)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 09:06 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:06 PM (ucDmr)
"Horse with no name" is Lutheran for lime jello with mandarin oranges.
"'Cause I've been through the dessert..."
Stop. Just stop.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:07 PM (95CzI)
You want death? You got it!
Posted by: Thatch at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM
The Islamists beat us to that milestone. Kinda sucks, and kinda doesn't.
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 09:07 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:07 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:08 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 09:08 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 09:08 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: John F Kerredy at March 23, 2015 09:08 PM (XrHO0)
Well, that talentless hack got piles of cash, tons of good drugs, and lots of ass, so who are we to judge?
Posted by: Crappy Bands Local 519 at March 23, 2015 09:09 PM (amQXf)
What would you like them to do, exactly? The man is the president of the United States. We elected him. He is our leader. And we are stuck with it for 2 more years.
Yes, they could cut off his money. Do you think the Democrats haven't thought about that. Do you think the Democrats haven't planned for that? That they don't have their media acolytes and bumkissers ready for that?
Republicans, I'll grant you, have zero comprehension of the long term. If they did, there would be no reporter in the United States willing to admit they're sympathetic to the Democrat Party.
They'd all be dead.
But first ... FIRST ... you have to own the Washington Post and the New York Times. And that's doable. That's possible. And that roof is pretty high up.
Posted by: someguy at March 23, 2015 09:09 PM (3z91g)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:06 PM
I have 4 hours of complaints about Neil Young, the moment I can get anyone to sit still to listen to them. But, no way. Neil Young is a major talent. America-the-band is blandness that got lucky. I've seen both live. America-the-band bored me. Young was amazing (Live Rust tour and three others, none recent).
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 09:10 PM (qyomX)
Apparently, this is not yet on the news services.
Via GateWayPundit:
"Black Brunch protesters in Excelsior, Minnesota were run out of Maynard's restaurant Sunday morning by angry customers and staff. The reaction was so swift one protester said they did not have time to take photos."
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/03/ revolt-black-brunch-protesters-forcibly-ejected-by- fed-up-mn-diners-and-staff/
(remove spaces before "revolt" and "fed", then paste into browser)
Note: This reportedly happened in MINNESOTA.
Heh.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 23, 2015 09:10 PM (FlRtG)
The Mooch was a big hit in Phnom Penh showing off her fashionable '70's style dress fashioned from material normally found on couches or low-end chairs from Rent-to-Own.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 23, 2015 09:10 PM (P330y)
Posted by: John F Kerredy at March 23, 2015 09:10 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 09:11 PM (MDgS8)
Note: This reportedly happened in MINNESOTA.
Never, NEVER get between starving Lutherans and their Swedish meatball fix...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:11 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:01 PM
Who was talking like that today? I just caught a reference to that but didn't hear much.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 09:11 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:11 PM (ucDmr)
What would you like them to do, exactly? The man is the president of the United States. We elected him. He is our leader. And we are stuck with it for 2 more years.
You are the WORST someguy ever.
The old someguy wasn't a quitter. The old someguy always had a plan. The old someguy was always at the ready for battle. You are no someguy.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:11 PM (Bl8Zy)
Heh.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 23, 2015 09:10 PM (FlRtG)
Never, I mean, never come between a Scandi and his lutefisk
Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 09:12 PM (/2E+M)
Wife, Alright Dear , but really do you need to do it with a bomb?"
Husband, "it's the only way to be sure"
Wife, "Ok, but how many do you really need?"
Husband," As many as I want."
Wife, Okay, Are you sure you have enough?"
Posted by: willow at March 23, 2015 09:12 PM (nqBYe)
you want a leader, move to north korea
like a parent, first thing you do is cut off his funding
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 09:12 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Woodsy at March 23, 2015 09:13 PM (JdEZJ)
You're an up-puncher, bro. Be a down puncher.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:13 PM (Bl8Zy)
So I bing what the traditional gift for 20 years.
After too much confusion, the tell me China.
Now, even if I could afford it, what would I do with all those people?
I think the wife would be pissed about overcrowding.
Guys just can't win.
Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 09:13 PM (rhMKr)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 09:13 PM (MDgS8)
You're an up-puncher, bro. Be a down puncher.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:13 PM (Bl8Zy)
Hey, screw you. Try to punch my down and you'll pull back a stump, meat-sack
Posted by: Donald Duck at March 23, 2015 09:14 PM (/2E+M)
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 09:15 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: Feh at March 23, 2015 09:15 PM (g/zj9)
--------
Wish they would've tried that at brunch Sunday Wis Momee Brunch. The restaurant was half full of blacks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:16 PM (YOPoU)
Heh. Awful song. Heard it at Rite Aid recently and my son said, "Who cares if the horse doesn't have a name?" Exactly.
* * *
So that Conservative Treehouse story on Brennan is...interesting.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 09:16 PM (V+8gv)
The window for Brunch is so small.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:17 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:17 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FedUp at March 23, 2015 09:18 PM (SZkEh)
1. Trying to get them to answer the door is like a Cheech and Chong routine.
2. They never remember you if you meet them on the street.
Uh......That's what a friend told me.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 23, 2015 09:18 PM (gm0oZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:19 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 09:19 PM (MDgS8)
Kind of like Obama or Kerry making a policy statement. Only the song had less BS.
Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:21 PM (vcI3n)
#1 win. Never strike the king if you can't win
#2 have enough men in the senate 2/3rds IIRC
#3 Have enough men in the house 1/2 IIRC
#4 High crimes and misdemeanors Obama qualifies.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 23, 2015 09:23 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:21 PM (vcI3n)
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" tho' outshines Yeats
Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 09:23 PM (/2E+M)
If I'm not mistaken, it was selling out his own country, but that was back when he was still an amateur...
He has continued to keep horses out of our fighting forces out of respect for his immediate family members.
And to rub salt in Mitt Romney's wounds.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:23 PM (95CzI)
"And what would posess some band to want to sound like Neil Young?"
Well, that talentless hack got piles of cash, tons of good drugs, and lots of ass, so who are we to judge?
Posted by: Crappy Bands Local 519 at March 23, 2015 09:09 PM (amQXf)
Even better, his homebuilt hybrid vintage Lincoln Continental burst into flames a few years ago and burned down his warehouse, including his complete car collection and most of his guitars.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (ynQIy)
Cool....there's a Pandjandrum post on the sidebar.
Most awesomely terrifyingly bizarre idiotic weapon of WWII.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (LWu6U)
"Black Brunch protesters in Excelsior, Minnesota were run out of Maynard's restaurant Sunday morning by angry customers and staff. The reaction was so swift one protester said they did not have time to take photos."
My suggestion:
The patrons stand up and shout them down by singing the National Anthem.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (MMC8r)
In other words, it's better to burn out than to fade away.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:25 PM (H41QJ)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:25 PM (H41QJ)
He has been repeatedly rewarded with this stance.
THIS is all you need to know about democrats.
Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 09:26 PM (rhMKr)
321 Thinking post election,....
so which one of the first couple is going to "come out" first?
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (LWu6U)
Based on the Klingon warship hiding on the far side of the moon, I'ma going with Mooch.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:26 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:26 PM (H41QJ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:26 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:27 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Sheik Djibouti at March 23, 2015 09:27 PM (XYKz+)
Posted by: eman at March 23, 2015 09:28 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:28 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2015 09:27 PM (95CzI)
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember. A Southern man don't need him around ...
Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at March 23, 2015 09:28 PM (/2E+M)
The moral of the story is that the Jews should not have started another war. This is why Obama, Kerry, et al believe we need to learn from the past and achieve a peaceful solution to all the world's problems which America is the source of.
Go ahead, tell me people like Barky and Kerry don't pretty much think that way. Not my first choice, but I'll support Cruz if he's the nominee.
Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:28 PM (vcI3n)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 23, 2015 09:29 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:29 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:29 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: eman at March 23, 2015 09:29 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 09:31 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 23, 2015 09:31 PM (MkQKr)
Posted by: eman at March 23, 2015 09:29 PM (MQEz6)
An elephant's takes nearly 2 years (21 months). So think after 22 months we will have a new baby elephant (GOPf)
Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 09:32 PM (/2E+M)
He's a phony trying to be Irish and/or French.
Is that why they keep yelling at the spineless bastard?
Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 09:32 PM (rhMKr)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:32 PM (H41QJ)
ace.mu.nu is not responding due to long running script.
I don't know if this is a feature or a bug.
Seriously tho....why did my favorite website on the Interworld have to be the worst website ever?
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2015 09:34 PM (MDgS8)
http://tinyurl.com/l44xdvd
"LincVolt, which weighs 2.5 tons, is 19 feet long, can go 160 mph, and has zero admissions, "
CBS. Sign of quality.
Not to mention that the same article says it has a biodiesel generator. No diesel is zero-emissions, but reporters are dumb.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 23, 2015 09:34 PM (MMC8r)
mostly because i know a little history, and i have eyes and can see what is happening to the people that live within the sound of that godforsaken screech.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 09:35 PM (LWu6U)
What I'm saying is that none of this makes any sense on its face.
Posted by: troyriser at March 23, 2015 09:35 PM (gJU39)
Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:37 PM (vcI3n)
Ah, but a diesel could potentially be zero admissions, whatever that means.
Didn't get into any Harvard universities, no doubt.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:38 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: troyriser at March 23, 2015 09:35 PM (gJU39)
*****
It makes perfect sense once you realize that the Rat faced Iranian with her hand up O'Bumbles ass is really in charge.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 09:38 PM (iKG5d)
When you realize the JEF is an enemy of the State, it all makes sense.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:39 PM (H41QJ)
Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:40 PM (vcI3n)
the Hulkster, in full costume, is on WWF right now
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:41 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: mallfly at March 23, 2015 09:40 PM (vcI3n)
******
Sheesh, I said "hand" and everything.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 09:41 PM (JVKFK)
Posted by: troyriser at March 23, 2015 09:35
Sure it does. He has his domestic achievement, Obamacare. Foreign would be the Iranian deal. It doesn't matter if it works, he got it done.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:41 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Progs on Facebook tomorrow at March 23, 2015 09:41 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:41 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: troyriser at March 23, 2015 09:35 PM (gJU39)
You have to understand that these people really believe that the US is the cause of all the evil in the world. like the idiots that say 9-11 was justified by US occupation of SA, they think once we back out of the world, all will be peace.
This, in spite of the reality that is happening wherever we do back out.Remember, delusional people are completely impervious to reality.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 09:42 PM (LWu6U)
I don't know if this is a feature or a bug.
I'd bet that it is, like the problems with the redesigned NR site that keep eating our morning news links, an ad. You make your site, you do the best you can. And then you open it up to ads, and those guys inject whatever random incompetent scripts they got from the cheapest vendor.
Evidence: Here on my desktop, Chrome with Adblock, Ace and NR load flawlessly. On my iPad, Ace keeps reloading due to error. NR is much better than it was before the redesign, but still very slow.
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 09:42 PM (qyomX)
now Snoop Dogg is with the Hulk Hogan do the Hulkster thing
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:42 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ (trust me) at March 23, 2015 09:42 PM (g6GRm)
Posted by: troyriser at March 23, 2015 09:35 PM
No it doesn't. I'm hearing that he wants an agreement so bad so he'll have another big achievement to set along Obamacare.
Really, just really? Well, if you look at Obamacre as his biggest failure, sure a failed agreement that allows the Iranians the bomb would be as bad, or worse.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 09:43 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: ThunderB, Cruzader at March 23, 2015 09:44 PM (zOTsN)
Think I read that the idea is that this deal will make Iran the main powerbroker in the ME, thus freeing up the US from having to be involved. Like, Iran will be the stabilizing force in the region (as if it hasn't been one of the main sources of terrorism in the region) in place of us.
I know. It makes no sense.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 09:44 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (Bl8Zy)
off to the gym!
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (H41QJ)
So it's just not me? Ok, that explains shit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (Bl8Zy)
They want to feel good about themselves, and a nice sounding agreement makes them feel good, end of story.
That it will cause much horrific results and may result in later feedbad doesn't enter into the calculation. Besides, the people who will be harmed are the people they see as their enemies (us) and people whose lives don't matter to them.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:45 PM (0NdlF)
It does no good and makes the pig cry, or something.
Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 09:46 PM (rhMKr)
*there's a creepy strip joint in Providence, RI called...
???, I forget, that has "Legs and Eggs" on Saturday mornings, I think. Strippers and breakfast, I guess.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:48 PM (Bl8Zy)
Fine. Works for all of us?
Say, some right winger calling for "death xxxxxxxx" would be okay, even if it were specifically a real person, place or thing?
Someone named NotMe should test this out.
Completely not related, I'm running out of Hoppe's #9.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2015 09:48 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 23, 2015 09:48 PM (Bl8Zy)
Maybe, just maybe, George Soros would be collateral damage
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:48 PM (YOPoU)
And they think that the problems in Yemen, Syria, Iraq, etc. etc. are necessary steps for them to recover from US domination. So any amount of failure is explained by what Bush did, and what they US did before the progressives were in control of foreign policy.
They have no problem with Iran having a bomb. A lot of countries have bombs, so why not Iran?
This is a mix of utopianism, isolationism, and weapons grade stupidity. But they really believe it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 09:48 PM (LWu6U)
And Israel, too.
He is making sure the world moves on to a post-America existence.
Screwing our allies, freeing our enemies up from any hesitation that we will stop them in pursing their goals.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2015 09:48 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 09:49 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM (H41QJ)
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 09:43 PM (o/90i)
******
This POS is a Sociopath with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No logical objection to any policy or stance he holds ever enters into his universe, because logic never came into play with said policy Or stances.
His hierarchy of reasoning is as follows:
1. I want this
2. You will give it me
3. I will then be happy until the next thing I want
4. See #1
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM (iKG5d)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM (0NdlF)
???, I forget, that has "Legs and Eggs" on Saturday mornings, I think. Strippers and breakfast, I guess.
Hash & gash.
Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM (Ua6T/)
Two things that absolutely do not go together. The ones with the free buffets......how do sit there and wolf down a plate and watch titties bounce?
Drinks, smokes sure.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (go6ud)
Would the White house just say that "The Secretary of State will be working in close cooperation with the Iranian government to find a resolution to their demands" and let it go at that?
Who is number 2 at state?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: seamrog at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (rhMKr)
That's what someone who thinks sounds like.
The current crop does not think things through. They just react viscerally, and feel warm or cold or hostile or petulant or raging or whiny, according to superficial emotional reaction. That's our President. We're stuck with it. But not for all that much longer.
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:50
Duck it, bring it Maet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:51 PM (YOPoU)
Stupid people do not know they are stupid.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 23, 2015 09:52 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 09:52 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2015 09:52 PM (F1jFR)
Did the horse have a name?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM
*Ahem*
Posted by: John Kerry at March 23, 2015 09:52 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:53 PM (H41QJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:53 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2015 09:54 PM (F1jFR)
Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 09:54 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (ynQIy)
Well, as someone who would normally weep for charred guitars, removing guitars from Neil Young is like removing uranium from the Norks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2015 09:54 PM (FMbng)
395 382 I made a horse cry, once.
Did the horse have a name?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM
*Ahem*
Posted by: John Kerry at March 23, 2015 09:52 PM (qyomX)
What about me?
Posted by Sarah Jessica Parker
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:54 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 09:24 PM (ynQIy)
Well, as someone who would normally weep for charred guitars, removing guitars from Neil Young is like removing uranium from the Norks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2015 09:54 PM (FMbng)
You fuckers are harsh
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:55 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 09:56 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:56 PM (H41QJ)
Posted by Sarah Jessica Parker
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:54 PM (YOPoU)
Why the long face?
Posted by: MikeH at March 23, 2015 09:56 PM (/2E+M)
*there's a creepy strip joint in Providence, RI called...
???, I forget, that has "Legs and Eggs" on Saturday mornings, I think. Strippers and breakfast, I guess.
Hash & gash.
Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 09:50 PM (Ua6T/)
Bangers and Gash
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 09:58 PM (ynQIy)
at their disposal to control Obama and the executive branch."
And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can of these
worms you must be prepared to go all the way. Because they're not gonna
give up the fight until one of you is dead.
Posted by: Malone from "The Untouchables" at March 23, 2015 09:58 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at March 23, 2015 09:58 PM (m9V0o)
404 402 Reap what you sow.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 09:56 PM
Well let's damn pink Floyd while we are at it then
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:59 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 09:53 PM (YOPoU)
There are quite a few people in Edmonton cheering for Winnipeg (even though they're playing each other tonight) so the latter can make the playoffs. Although it may be at the expense of your Wild.
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 09:59 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 09:59 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:00 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 10:00 PM (H41QJ)
It got tough wetting things by dunking them in, so I poured into a smaller container. There was a lot of goop down at the bottom of the original bottle.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2015 10:00 PM (XmOA9)
http://cheezburger.com/6452544768
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at March 23, 2015 09:58 PM (m9V0o)
LOL!!!!
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:01 PM (YnvVg)
others may say, 'Death to the Great Satan.'.
Let me be clear, 'Death to Both!'.
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at March 23, 2015 10:01 PM (6y+F2)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 10:00 PM
Floyd is as politically incorrect as Young. So are we gonna go Moo Moo? Fuck it then
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:02 PM (YOPoU)
You want wor mein.
You'll settle for chow mein.
You get kha meini.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2015 10:03 PM (KefbY)
A happy bd?.
If Wild beats Toronto doesn't matter what Loseapeg does.,we are up 2-1 4 mins to go
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:03 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:03 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2015 10:03 PM (H41QJ)
The drugs are definitely better, today.
As for Neil Young, you were in high school. You didn't know any better.
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at March 23, 2015 10:04 PM (6y+F2)
If Wild beats Toronto doesn't matter what Loseapeg does.,we are up 2-1 4 mins to go
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:03 PM (YOPoU)
Yup.
If you can't beat Toronto, you have problems. Not that the Oilers didn't look awful against Toronto a few weeks back.
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:04 PM (YnvVg)
420 417: MH: That didn't work out so hot for me last week.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:03 PM (ucDmr)
Well if they are gonna act like a fucking bunch of Moo moos I will bring it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:05 PM (YOPoU)
Time for a Milwaukee's Best, cuz it don't get any better than this.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2015 10:06 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Garrett at March 23, 2015 10:07 PM (6y+F2)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:07 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:10 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:10 PM (YOPoU)
Whatever.
The only difference betwixt those two beer is which urinal they got their water from.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2015 10:11 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:11 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:07 PM
Hi guys,
Ya know I said I drove home thru flurries, well I checked and it looked like it was going north of us.
Woke up the next morning to snow and we got about 4". Hope you avoided the Globull Warmening.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:12 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:12 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 10:12 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:13 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:13 PM (YOPoU)
I WISH!!! Can't cook it here, stinks up the place. Cannot abide cooking smells in this tawdry little luxury shithole.
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:13 PM (EgOr3)
Bear piss beer. It's in the water son that's why it's yellow.
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:14 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:15 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:14 PM (W2Cji)
From the land of sky blue waters, no doubt.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 10:15 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:15 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:16 PM (ucDmr)
That's what I was wondering. Maybe Maet is still trying to figure out how to punish us tonight.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 23, 2015 10:16 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:17 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:18 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:18 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: John F'n Kerry at March 23, 2015 10:19 PM (2GbWn)
441 so, where the fuck is the ont? Maet, you still mad, bro?
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10
He's trying to find a new liver photo for us
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2015 10:19 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:20 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:20 PM (ucDmr)
obama White House to Americans: Never mind that Iranian death chant; it's just like us chanting "Yes We Can!" at rallies
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 23, 2015 10:21 PM (Bl8Zy)
liver photo? wut? you talkin' sauteed or a surgical procedure? never mind, they're both totally gross."
Nah, just raw.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 10:21 PM (cbMSM)
Has 3d printing advanced enough that that will repair the Valurite damage?
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:21 PM (W2Cji)
It's "si se puede!" srsly, the racism here is beyond the pale (oops)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:22 PM (EgOr3)
shuffled off the mortal coil?
joined the demons invisible?
pushin' up the oil fields?
was bleedin' demised?
Posted by: Beverly at March 23, 2015 10:22 PM (iOa3m)
at the Foxy Lady in Providence (of all places) they had showers in which you could shower with the strippuhs
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 23, 2015 10:23 PM (Bl8Zy)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:23 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:23 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: John Doorman@AllQuit at March 23, 2015 10:25 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:23 PM
Do you think she'll rag on 1%ers? Now that would be funny.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:25 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:23 PM (ucDmr)
Anybody who stays up after 10 pm deserves what they get. The better plan is to repair to the boudoir with a good book and a couple feline overlords.
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:27 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:28 PM (ucDmr)
Of course, that doesn't imply that the nuclear negotiations aren't valid
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2015 10:29 PM (E+4r+)
Their speedboats and bazookas are quite impressive against 1/20th scale wooden mockups that are sitting still.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 10:29 PM (cbMSM)
I WISH!!! Can't cook it here, stinks up the place. Cannot abide cooking smells in this tawdry little luxury shithole.
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:13 PM (EgOr3)
Try it in the oven. Piece of parchment paper in the bottom of a roasting pan, bacon on the paper. Keeps the mess down, and controls the smell. Still there, but not overpowering.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2015 10:30 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:30 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:27 PM (EgOr3)
*****
Dayum Peaches, I can think of a thing or two that would be preferable to retie to the bedroom with.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 10:30 PM (iKG5d)
Posted by: otho at March 23, 2015 10:30 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:31 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:32 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 10:30 PM (iKG5d)
Sir, that was quite the misspelling
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:32 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 10:30 PM (iKG5d)
well, you are probably appreciably younger than I am and didn't get all your sport-fucking out of the way last century. oops, tmi???
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:32 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:31 PM (EgOr3)
Look at my nic and party on.
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:33 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:34 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:32 PM (YnvVg)
******
It is a gift.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 10:35 PM (5qEZd)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:35 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Hampsterdance at March 23, 2015 10:35 PM (76HNm)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:35 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 10:36 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:36 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:32 PM (EgOr3)
*****
I am 52, and hope to get finished with said sport fcuking in the next 28 years or so. All hail Pharmacology!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 23, 2015 10:36 PM (JVKFK)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m7jdc94
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2015 10:36 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:37 PM (ucDmr)
Well, yeah, until they tried to set up a Folsom St. Fair over there. Or started going on about how a guy in a dress has a perfect right to use the ladies room. My bet is they'd quickly feel much less at home.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 10:37 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:38 PM (EgOr3)
If you play a certain MMO ... Ding!
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:35 PM (0NdlF)
Thanks!
I have no idea what the second sentence means.
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:38 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:39 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:39 PM (ucDmr)
Something to consider when someone wonders if the Canadians have ever attacked the US.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:39 PM (0NdlF)
You can't hit me from here, you dingy old broad ;--)
Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 10:40 PM (Ua6T/)
fuck, even Fredo could handle that . . . "SHOOT THE WHITE PEOPLE!!"
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:40 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM (+XMAD)
Thanks. The original was lean on pics and info. The Nazzies started forming links in S.A. before the war began so this doesn't look too out of sorts.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)
Got 3 years on ya, then. Help an old lady across the street, whippersnapper?
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:39 PM (0NdlF)
The Hamsterdance, worse than any contribution from the colony up north during the War of 1812.
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:42 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 10:40 PM (Ua6T/)
so . . . you've seen me at the range?
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:43 PM (EgOr3)
Sport fucking at 20 is Rugby.
Sportfucking at 80 is golf if your lucky or Shuffle board if your lucky too. Hell fucking at 80 is like skydiving. If there is a failure of the equipment you die screaming.
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:43 PM (W2Cji)
Something to consider when someone wonders if the Canadians have ever attacked the US.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:39 PM (0NdlF)
Hey, we burned down the White House in the unpleasantness of 1812. We are tanned, rested, and ready, if somebody ponies up the dough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (KefbY)
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (Bl8Zy)
I have to get up early to drag the trash and recycling to the curb. There are three foot snow banks and its uphill both ways.
Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (Ua6T/)
Easier seen than explained.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEUD_1Trk-0
So just imagine getting a light show to celebrate your moment of awesome.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:38 PM
No worries Vendette, the mind goes slowly most times.
Happy Birthday to youuuuuu!
(And actually I have no idea what it means.)
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (EgOr3)
{{{}}}
Hey, we burned down the White House in the
unpleasantness of 1812. We are tanned, rested, and ready, if somebody
ponies up the dough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (KefbY)
August 24, 1814.
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:45 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 23, 2015 10:45 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:45 PM (0NdlF)
unpleasantness of 1812. We are tanned, rested, and ready, if somebody
ponies up the dough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (KefbY)
Let me know if you need a few bucks for gasoline.
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:45 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:46 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (KefbY)
How about winter homes in Florida for everyone? Oh, wait, you guys already have those.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 10:46 PM (+XMAD)
So just imagine getting a light show to celebrate your moment of awesome.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:44 PM (0NdlF)
I am extremely grateful for your kind wishes.
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:46 PM (YnvVg)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 23, 2015 10:47 PM (e+1S5)
Gotta say, telling the Canucks to make up for 1812 by burning down the White House again has a certain dramatic irony to it.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 23, 2015 10:47 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:47 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Vendette officially aged today at March 23, 2015 10:45 PM (YnvVg)
But it was "the War of 1812" because it got started then. It's not my fault they took two and a half years to fight a one-year war. Probably a union wobble.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2015 10:49 PM (KefbY)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)
Got 3 years on ya, then. Help an old lady across the street, whippersnapper?
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:41 PM
Funny thing at the WI MoMee there was a majority of us born within a year. And we'd all help such a kind? old lady across the street.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:49 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Robinson at March 23, 2015 10:43 PM (W2Cj)
Tell me about it!
Posted by: Nelson Rockefeller, who died happy but not with Happy at March 23, 2015 10:49 PM (+XMAD)
Will the US survive the next two years as a republic? That ship has already sailed.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 23, 2015 10:49 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 23, 2015 10:50 PM (cbMSM)
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:49 PM (o/90i)
I rather enjoyed being the spring chicken in the bunch.
At 55, I don't often get to feel that way!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 10:51 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:49 PM (o/90i)
probably more like "da kine" than "kind" but, yeah, you got a problem, I will go to the mat for you. it's all I've got, but I've got it in spades. and I love you guys, that will not change.
Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2015 10:51 PM (EgOr3)
At 55, I don't often get to feel that way!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 23, 2015 10:51 PM
Well, you and P. did drag me put on the dance floor. And you 2 closed the bar! Yay for the Ette's!
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2015 10:58 PM (o/90i)
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