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Marco Rubio: You Know Obama Despises the State of Israel, Right?

The first few minutes of the speech is the kind of stuff I don't like from Marco Rubio, the sort of soft feelgoodery that might play well with old ladies (such as Eldercare Camping enthusiast Hillary Clinton) but which I find boring.

Then, at 2:55, he starts getting mean, documenting Obama's critical statements about Israel, and his constant slighting of it.

He also runs down how quick Obama usually is to congratulate a foreign leader on an election they won -- so long as the leader in question is an enemy or didn't really stand for a real "election" at all.

Pretty much all of the below is a violation of the Logan Act.

Posted by: Ace at 06:19 PM




Comments

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1 For Attack Dog Veep, perhaps?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2015 06:21 PM (RzZOc)

2 He's dead to me. Not listening.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2015 06:22 PM (4nR9/)

3 You deserve to take the rest of the day off ace.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 19, 2015 06:22 PM (b/N9Y)

4 assault?

you mean like rape?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 19, 2015 06:22 PM (Cq0oW)

5 Dondi is still around?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2015 06:23 PM (oFCZn)

6 At this point he is to be endured.

Nobody can or will do anything to stop him.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 19, 2015 06:23 PM (7sYcg)

7 15 minutes of this guy? I don't think so.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 19, 2015 06:23 PM (S0A/C)

8 Yeah, great. Wherever. He's a Republican so he's gonna disappoint/assrape us eventually. Fuck him.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2015 06:23 PM (ITwyW)

9
Lots of Jews in Fl so no surprize Rubio wd be pro Israel but good for him.

Posted by: Sparky at March 19, 2015 06:23 PM (iQIUe)

10 Not this, again.

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at March 19, 2015 06:24 PM (Tf11y)

11 When the facts change, I often change my opinion
YMMV

Posted by: TheThinMan at March 19, 2015 06:24 PM (9wYFF)

12 I'm glad someone is saying it. But he's still Schumer's butt boy as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 19, 2015 06:24 PM (8ZskC)

13 >>>3 You deserve to take the rest of the day off ace.

someone is campaigning really hard for my Favorite Commenter of the Day!!!

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2015 06:25 PM (PA7DS)

14 When the facts change, I often change my opinion

Let's see. Rubio is a weaselly little quisling who got pantsed by Chuck Shumer. Now he's a weaselly little quisling who got pantsed by Chuck Shumer who wants to be president. What's changed?

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2015 06:26 PM (4nR9/)

15 >>>Yeah, great. Wherever. He's a Republican so he's gonna disappoint/assrape us eventually. Fuck him.

i view it less as "Republican wins" than "Obama loses."

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2015 06:26 PM (PA7DS)

16 Obama ate a lot of Rashid Kahlidi dick on his tour through the affirmative action wonderland known as academia.

Apparently, he inhaled deeply and liked the taste.

Posted by: Garrett at March 19, 2015 06:26 PM (Tf11y)

17 I'm just disappointed I didn't get it in as the first comment.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 19, 2015 06:26 PM (b/N9Y)

18 man

i got a serious jones for pasticiotti or cannoli right now

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 19, 2015 06:26 PM (Cq0oW)

19
Who is Barky to call anyone chickenshit?

Posted by: Sparky at March 19, 2015 06:26 PM (iQIUe)

20 Rubio has been scranbling hard since he crossed the aisle and helped the Gang of 8 Democrats with their amnesty bill to recover his conservative bonafieds.


Sorry Bub, it takes years of hard core conservatism ACTIONs to recover from a backstab like that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 19, 2015 06:27 PM (wlDny)

21 It is a good speech. Full of examples of Zero's inequity against Israel.

Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2015 06:28 PM (xWW96)

22 To be honest, I DON'T want Ace to take the rest of the day off.

Because I'm selfish and want more posts to read.

That probably makes me the least favorite commenter of the day.

Because selfish.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2015 06:28 PM (oFCZn)

23 >>someone is campaigning really hard for my Favorite Commenter of the Day!!!


Threadwinner!!

Posted by: Garrett at March 19, 2015 06:28 PM (Tf11y)

24 someone is campaigning really hard for my Favorite Commenter of the Day!!!

Very well, sir. You're.....not only handsome, but a powerful man. I could see the second you walked in here, you were someone to reckon with......V

Posted by: Hollister at March 19, 2015 06:29 PM (4nR9/)

25 rubio probly is more or less conservative but he owed his donors so whatever

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 19, 2015 06:29 PM (Cq0oW)

26 Living behind enemy lines in deep blue Illinois, I got to take my small victories where I can. IL senators suck and I get some solace with this kind of stuff. Also gotta say that tho he wobbled the other day " Silent " Scott Walker has a bit of buzz around here.

Posted by: TheThinMan at March 19, 2015 06:29 PM (9wYFF)

27 >>>22 To be honest, I DON'T want Ace to take the rest of the day off.

Because I'm selfish and want more posts to read.

That probably makes me the least favorite commenter of the day.

Because selfish.

...

someone else wants the Silver star for second favorite commenter of the day!!!

(It's a nice compliment and I like it but "ace needs to work less" always wins over all other statements)

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2015 06:29 PM (PA7DS)

28 22 To be honest, I DON'T want Ace to take the rest of the day off.

Because I'm selfish and want more posts to read.

That probably makes me the least favorite commenter of the day.

Because selfish.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March

I'm with you Dack.

Sounds like Obama is giving Iran everything in their dealings. Geez what a suprise

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 06:30 PM (RMo/a)

29 Ironically Obama seems most like the stereotype of a spoiled Jewish princess

Posted by: Greg from Canada at March 19, 2015 06:30 PM (L92R0)

30 Who is this Logan and why is he so opposed to free speech?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 06:30 PM (V+8gv)

31 Dang it. I was just about to leave this in the last post.

Sorry for the O/T, but pick the Thai Ladyboys:

http://tinyurl.com/kyc7824

Had something to do with Obama. Not that he'd touch one of these.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 06:30 PM (FsuaD)

32
What's changed?

he now wears two pairs of pants?

Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 06:31 PM (lKyWE)

33 Apparently, he inhaled deeply and liked the taste.
Posted by: Garrett at March 19, 2015 06:26 PM (Tf11y)

So, sucking cock, as in affirmative action, has consequences

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 06:31 PM (RMo/a)

34 Ace: You work on commission, right?
Pep: Ah, yes
Ace: Big mistake. Big. Huge.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2015 06:32 PM (4nR9/)

35 I heard Rubio today on Fox. Dammit, he is well-spoken, handsome, Latino, and personable.

I'd take him in an instant over Jeb.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 06:32 PM (FsuaD)

36 >>.Very well, sir. You're.....not only handsome, but a powerful man. I could see the second you walked in here, you were someone to reckon with......V

you'e on the list for Honorable Mention.

Seriously, if anyone wants to win this thing, it has to involve giving me more time off.

The only statement that can win now is "Ace should totally take tomorrow off, because, Obviously."

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2015 06:32 PM (PA7DS)

37 Anyone else getting the feeling that King Putt is contemplating war on Israel?

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at March 19, 2015 06:33 PM (kNaLL)

38
Frickin' brown-nosing sycophants......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2015 06:33 PM (ynQIy)

39 Talent wins. Why settle for a JV candidate like Scott Walker? Rubio is a wonderful contrast to old, 20th century Hillary.

The winners make the laws. The losers sit on the side-lines and watch. Walker will get the exact same votes as Romney, with a few more libertarians. Walker is an auto-loss for the GOP. Only Rubio can broaden the GOP base and win the presidency.

Posted by: Greymarch at March 19, 2015 06:33 PM (GK5TY)

40 >>(It's a nice compliment and I like it but "ace needs to work less" always wins over all other statements)


More than, "if you make me pancakes, I'll show you my tanlines."?

Posted by: Joel McHale at March 19, 2015 06:33 PM (Tf11y)

41 anyway

there's a place nearby what makes cannoli donuts fresh and i should probably stfu now

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 19, 2015 06:33 PM (Cq0oW)

42 Ace should totally take tomorrow off to contemplate Kate Upton.

And come back to us the next day with a review.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 06:33 PM (FsuaD)

43 pep, please don't be angry. my financial life is falling apart I need a feel good thing or two. Wasn't the man from Dixon the Happy Warrior? We should all strive for that

Posted by: TheThinMan at March 19, 2015 06:33 PM (9wYFF)

44 Ace,take tomorrow off and play video games all day in your pajamas.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2015 06:33 PM (KETbL)

45 Ace,I bet Hillary can give you a few more hours off tomorrow by saying something else that is so cosmically stupid the post about it writes itself....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 06:34 PM (V+8gv)

46 o hey

didn't Obama write a letter to Iran just prior to his election saying hey don't make deals with Bush?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 19, 2015 06:35 PM (Cq0oW)

47 Oooh, who knew Marco does mean girls so well!
You go, chica!

Posted by: @votermom at March 19, 2015 06:35 PM (cbfNE)

48 Yes, Rubio is a backstabbing squish of a sellout. On the other hand, he spared us from having two orange-hued crapweasels claiming to be Republicans on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: Furious George at March 19, 2015 06:35 PM (UlJ3l)

49
Ace,take tomorrow off and play video games all day in your pajamas.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2015 06:33 PM (KETbL)








Teh Ewok wearing Ewok pajamas.

Dood, that's meta.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2015 06:35 PM (ynQIy)

50 I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess
Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snapping
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Alright, back to the top... everybody twist!

I want a funky little Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess
With titanic tits, and sand blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(Vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Romanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 06:35 PM (RMo/a)

51 Only Rubio can broaden the GOP base and win the presidency.

Posted by: Greymarch


Seriously? The guy who stabbed a substantial part of the party in the back, if not an outright majority, is the guy to bring us together? Maybe in the sense of all of us gathering around the tar and feathers.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2015 06:35 PM (4nR9/)

52
i think the kaboom post was the single greatest piece of writing in american literary history

Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 06:36 PM (lKyWE)

53 >>Anyone else getting the feeling that King Putt is contemplating war on Israel?


Contemplating?

More like "waging" behind the scenes for years.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 06:36 PM (V+8gv)

54 Seriously, if anyone wants to win this thing, it has to involve giving me more time off.

So this is what we've been reduced to? Pandering?

But you really SHOULD get more time off.
How was that?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 19, 2015 06:36 PM (S0A/C)

55 should also say that even tho I'm tango uniform I belive in a week or two it'll work out (fingers crossed)

Posted by: TheThinMan at March 19, 2015 06:36 PM (9wYFF)

56
44 Ace,take tomorrow off and play video games all day in your pajamas.
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2015 06:33 PM (KETbL)

Shhhhhhhh

He might go to adult preschool

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 06:36 PM (RMo/a)

57 Ace should take the day off, and get laid too!

Posted by: Vying for #1 at March 19, 2015 06:37 PM (t2aeH)

58 Seriously. Ace should just take a long weekend. Come back on Tuesday afternoon with a clear head and enough hobo meat for the upcoming grilling season.

Posted by: Garrett at March 19, 2015 06:37 PM (Tf11y)

59 Why does he hate our president of color when he is also a person of color ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 19, 2015 06:38 PM (Sd++4)

60 I don't see how speaking the truth is "undermining" the governments position. Anyway, Obama and his crew are immune to criticism, and this kind of stuff just rolls off. If ONLY we could get them to attempt to prosecute someone for a Logan Act violation, then we could have some fun with their stuff.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 06:38 PM (gNTQS)

61 Carte Blanche at the whorehouse of your choice, Ace! we'll hit up the PayPal

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 19, 2015 06:38 PM (Cq0oW)

62 I think Ace has written exactly the correct number of posts today.

Posted by: some blonde chick eating porridge in bed at March 19, 2015 06:39 PM (9feO+)

63 Ace, I arranged a snowstorm tomorrow just so you can a snow day.
Enjoy!

Posted by: @votermom at March 19, 2015 06:39 PM (cbfNE)

64 Also, if my ship ever comes in, Ace gets a piece of it

Posted by: TheThinMan at March 19, 2015 06:39 PM (9wYFF)

65 Sorry. Should've clarified that I meant openly contemplating war on Israel. You're absolutely right about behind the scenes.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at March 19, 2015 06:40 PM (kNaLL)

66 Can't stand Jeb. Son of Luap Nor troubles me. Can't stand Huckster. Wish Rick Perry would get some frameless glasses. Can't stand the Joisey Fat Man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 06:40 PM (FsuaD)

67 Rubio is from Florida. There is a certain amount of stuff old ladies want to hear that comes with that territory. He needs their votes, too.

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2015 06:40 PM (amMYN)

68 Damn I miss Frank.

Posted by: Dave in Cameroon for two more hours at March 19, 2015 06:40 PM (FJomj)

69 Beg your pardon there Orubeo, not buying your snake oil.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 19, 2015 06:40 PM (QLqUE)

70 Does this mean Ace has gotten back together with Marco Rubio's garbage.

And, no,you can't take any time off. I used to hate Mondays,but now I look forward to them because you're back again.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 06:41 PM (MOr4F)

71 Jeb has Israel hater James Baker advising him.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2015 06:41 PM (KETbL)

72 68 Damn I miss Frank.
Posted by: Dave in Cameroon for two more hours at March 19, 2015 06:40 PM (FJomj)

Me too

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 06:41 PM (RMo/a)

73 Are we still hating on Rubio, or have we moved on to other comments by now?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 06:42 PM (GEICT)

74 73 Are we still hating on Rubio, or have we moved on to other comments by now?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 06:42 PM (GEICT)

We've been waiting for you, Mr. Florida

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 06:42 PM (RMo/a)

75 And, no,you can't take any time off. I used to hate Mondays,but now I look forward to them because you're back again.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 06:41 PM (MOr4F)


Ace should enjoy the occasional Nekkid Friday. He can go the entire day without clothes, and summon Young Things to his den to bring him food and beverages.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 06:42 PM (FsuaD)

76 I don't see what the fuss is.

Rubio wanted to bitchslap someone.

Obama was the closest bitch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 19, 2015 06:43 PM (YEelc)

77 Reagan fought the Soviet Union to a standstill during the cold war, da Zero smacks Israel around. I guess Mooch is finally proud of her country.

Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2015 06:43 PM (xWW96)

78 I vote for one more post, ace!

Posted by: some guy at March 19, 2015 06:43 PM (q177U)

79 Well, bless his heart.


And I mean that. I don't like Rubio much, but I like him a lot better than I did 20 minutes ago,


I'm not Jewish, but I married a Jew. Almost as bad.

Posted by: West at March 19, 2015 06:43 PM (f6S40)

80 Well, bless his heart.


And I mean that. I don't like Rubio much, but I like him a lot better than I did 20 minutes ago,


I'm not Jewish, but I married a Jew. Almost as bad.

Posted by: West at March 19, 2015 06:43 PM (f6S40)

81 ONE MORE POST

ONE MORE POST

ONE MORE POST

Posted by: some guy at March 19, 2015 06:43 PM (q177U)

82
Too little, too late.

I'm sick of these Republicans making these grand speeches from time to time. If they really did give a shit about Israel, or jobs, or Keystone, or obamacare, they'd never shut up about them.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 19, 2015 06:43 PM (ZxjRZ)

83 Estimado Senador Rubio:
Yo y todo mi familia estamos muy feliz por su posicion apoyar los ilegales como nosotros. Esta es la primera cosa que hacer para garantizar los derechos y las obligaciones su gobierno tiene para ilegales como nosotros.
Felictamos a su nueva posicion, y esperamos a votar para usted cuando se cambie ser Democrat.

Posted by: Jesus y sus vecinos. at March 19, 2015 06:44 PM (t//F+)

84 Here ya go, BCochran. Hot young things:

http://tinyurl.com/kyc7824

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 06:44 PM (FsuaD)

85
I dont know why people assume Ace doesnt have a girlfriend. Hell, he could be married for all we know.

Posted by: Sparky at March 19, 2015 06:44 PM (iQIUe)

86 >>Damn I miss Frank


**stares longingly at Kielbasa**

I miss Jack.

Posted by: Audrey Griswald at March 19, 2015 06:44 PM (Tf11y)

87 The Jew hate is really childish and stupid. I really don't get it.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 06:45 PM (MOr4F)

88 Is Rubio the first senator to openly make this case about Obama on the Senate floor? If so, I'm impressed. I don't care about presidential politics. The republic needs people to stand up.

Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2015 06:45 PM (3GFMN)

89 Nekkid Friday won't work. Early morning garbage pick up on Fridays.

Posted by: Dave in Cameroon for two more hours at March 19, 2015 06:45 PM (FJomj)

90 Uh oh, does this mean we're going to get another Punishment ONT if we demand another excellent post from Ace?

Because.....it would be worth it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 06:45 PM (V+8gv)

91 The Jew hate is really childish and stupid. I really don't get it.

They worship a God other than government.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 19, 2015 06:45 PM (YEelc)

92 On the side comment on games, Shit! Arkham Knight comes out the week of my 20th wedding anniversary. We're doing Vegas that week, including a Penn and Teller show, and a helicopter tour of the Hoover Dam. Might even buy a whore. Definitely going to be using the open bars.

Posted by: MineMine at March 19, 2015 06:46 PM (Y1TOm)

93
Ace is married to his work. His mistress is this blog.

Ace's other mistress is Twitter.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 19, 2015 06:47 PM (ZxjRZ)

94 We've been waiting for you, Mr. Florida

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 06:42 PM (RMo/a)


Hey hey hey, a little respect. Apparently you don't realize that I'm now a reporter, operative or activist.

http://www.businessinsider.com/rick-wilsons-tweetstorm-2015-3

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 06:47 PM (GEICT)

95 >>> Uh oh, does this mean we're going to get another Punishment ONT if we demand another excellent post from Ace?

We're already getting another Punishment ONT. Someone pissed off Maetenloch in the comments last night and he said we need more punishment.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 06:49 PM (MOr4F)

96 But mr romney what about your gaaaaaaaffffffeeeesssss?

Posted by: hookedonteledildonics at March 19, 2015 06:49 PM (ecxaR)

97 Deepest apologies Mr. Cochran

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 06:49 PM (RMo/a)

98 84 Here ya go, BCochran. Hot young things:

http://tinyurl.com/kyc7824

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 06:44 PM (FsuaD)


*imports cicadas to Jane's backyard*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 06:49 PM (GEICT)

99 Hey, I'm all for Rubio doing this. I can appreciate it for what its is - a minimal effort to push back.

It's going to take A LOT more of this sort of thing, and in the form of real, actual votes against Obama's agenda, to make me consider Rubio and the rest of the GOPe aren't just posers occasionally attempting to hide that they're on the same side as the Dems.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 06:49 PM (V+8gv)

100 I don't trust his hair
The better the hair the more crooked the politician
See Blago

Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ (trust me) at March 19, 2015 06:49 PM (1VJMO)

101 "64 Also, if my ship ever comes in, Ace gets a piece of it

Posted by: TheThinMan at March 19, 2015 06:39 PM (9wYFF) "

The day my ship comes in, I'll be at the airport.

Posted by: the Butcher at March 19, 2015 06:49 PM (fUjxW)

102
Marco Rubio is a Rube

Bought and Paid just like our Boner and Mr Turtle....

In Deep water and was cast a doughnut..

Sympathizers can eat me...

Posted by: V2 at March 19, 2015 06:49 PM (/WmRg)

103 97 Deepest apologies Mr. Cochran

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 06:49 PM (RMo/a)



Lmao. I was just amused that my tweet got mentioned. Then tsrblke commented that I got lumped in with that group.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 06:50 PM (GEICT)

104
Re Democrat operatives in Israel
http://tinyurl.com/n7r4apm

Posted by: Some guy in NC at March 19, 2015 06:50 PM (l1zOH)

105 50 I want a nasty little Jewish Princess

la la la

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2015 06:50 PM (JdEZJ)

106
*imports cicadas to Jane's backyard*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 06:49 PM (GEICT)


Fell for it, didn't you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 06:51 PM (FsuaD)

107 I'll say this about what Rubio said. It is always nice to watch as one of obama's allies takes a shot at him.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 19, 2015 06:51 PM (b/N9Y)

108 Sigh.

I don't wanna live in Weimar Germany.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 19, 2015 06:51 PM (IrByp)

109 Rubio is depressingly inarticulate.

Posted by: Shane McGowan's Liver at March 19, 2015 06:52 PM (hQfa+)

110 Walker-->POTUS
Rubio--> VPOTUS

My prediction for 2016.

Posted by: jmel at March 19, 2015 06:52 PM (cfFqn)

111 Fell for it, didn't you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 06:51 PM (FsuaD)


I opened the link and then immediately closed it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 06:52 PM (GEICT)

112 @96 But mr romney what about your gaaaaaaaffffffeeeesssss?
---------------------

"Mr. Holyfield here will be more than happy to 'respond' in a private Q and A to any further questions about my supposed gaffes. Now if you'll just step over here and put on these gloves..."

Posted by: junior at March 19, 2015 06:53 PM (UWFpX)

113 Lets send those Abrams tanks right thru the Red Sea!

Posted by: Pharoabamah at March 19, 2015 06:53 PM (Dhdnu)

114 39 Talent wins. Why settle for a JV candidate like Scott Walker? Rubio is a wonderful contrast to old, 20th century Hillary.

The winners make the laws. The losers sit on the side-lines and watch. Walker will get the exact same votes as Romney, with a few more libertarians. Walker is an auto-loss for the GOP. Only Rubio can broaden the GOP base and win the presidency.
Posted by: Greymarch at March 19, 2015 06:33 PM (GK5TY)

Exactly, except I don't think Walker would get too many libertarians. I think that was his strategy when he hired Mair, but he'd get more working class whites than Romney, maybe more evangelicals with his Baptist roots, but mostly white men and married women. That's his ceiling.

Much is made of Rubio's appeal to Latinos, but he won election in an a highly Jewish area of voters who were rightfully on the fence about Obama. Evolving on Iranian nukes is a BFD, and only Rubio has the foreign policy chops to speak on this issue without people seeing a mushroom cloud like Jeb.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 19, 2015 06:53 PM (Y92Nd)

115 I don't wanna live in Weimar Germany.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 19, 2015 06:51 PM (IrByp)



You're an UnPerson of JesusLand. Not to mention gay and conservative.

You can go stand up against that wall.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 06:53 PM (GEICT)

116
I opened the link and then immediately closed it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 06:52 PM (GEICT)


I sent it to our son when he was in Thailand. Horrified he might hook up with a non-girl. Thankfully, he was aware.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 06:54 PM (FsuaD)

117 Oh, and by the way: I move that we import millions upon millions of future Democrats to ensure that we will be blessed with leaders like Obama for a long time to come.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at March 19, 2015 06:54 PM (dpYKC)

118 I want mandatory lie detector tests for politicians. Start at the top.

Posted by: Pat at March 19, 2015 06:54 PM (c+vKr)

119 So, when Hillary! is elected president, I for one, welcome the Happy Fun Camps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 06:55 PM (FsuaD)

120 The only statement that can win now is "Ace should totally take tomorrow off, because, Obviously."





Posted by: ace at March 19, 2015 06:32 PM (PA7DS)


What about if an 'ette made the statement, "Hey Ace, wanna see my tits?"

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 19, 2015 06:55 PM (KuU4f)

121 Is it true Rubio will be the Prancercise instructor at Fun Camp?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 19, 2015 06:55 PM (NeFrd)

122 " I for one, welcome the Happy Fun Camps. "


Don't taunt Happy Gun Camps.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 19, 2015 06:56 PM (LA7Cm)

123 This speech doesn't quite measure up to McCain's "fight,fight,fight" and laugh speech at the GOP nominating convention; a standard by which all other political speeches will be measured.

Posted by: Glorious Ung at March 19, 2015 06:56 PM (LNA8e)

124 Is V2 a Ron Paul fan

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 19, 2015 06:57 PM (zOTsN)

125 I'm having a deficit of fun. Does anyone want to have some fun with me?

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2015 06:57 PM (JdEZJ)

126 Don't taunt Happy Gun Camps.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 19, 2015 06:56 PM (LA7Cm)


I would gladly go to Happy Gun Camp.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 19, 2015 06:58 PM (KuU4f)

127 "Fun"



WTF?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 19, 2015 06:58 PM (LA7Cm)

128 108 Sigh.
I don't wanna live in Weimar Germany.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 19, 2015 06:51 PM (IrByp)

Why not? It looked like a hell of a lot of fun.

Posted by: Sparky at March 19, 2015 06:58 PM (iQIUe)

129 You're an UnPerson of JesusLand. Not to mention gay and conservative.

You can go stand up against that wall.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 06:53 PM (GEICT)


No!

I demand the Tower Of Pizza!

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 19, 2015 06:58 PM (IrByp)

130 Take tomorrow off, ace.

I'll be traveling so I can't read here anyway.

Posted by: Lauren at March 19, 2015 06:58 PM (kKKEV)

131
http://tinyurl.com/o4wpwn

ALLIES OF PALESTINIANS SEE A FRIEND IN OBAMA

... A special tribute came from Khalidi's friend and frequent dinner companion, the young state Sen. Barack Obama. Speaking to the crowd, Obama reminisced about meals prepared by Khalidi's wife, Mona, and conversations that had challenged his thinking.

His many talks with the Khalidis, Obama said, had been "consistent reminders to me of my own blind spots and my own biases. . . . It's for that reason that I'm hoping that, for many years to come, we continue that conversation -- a conversation that is necessary not just around Mona and Rashid's dinner table," but around "this entire world."

[ Please note: Rashid Khalidi was a spokesperson for the PLO when the U.S. State
Department declared them a terrorist organization. We can only imagine
what were Obama's "blind spots" and "biases". ]

Posted by: Hepcat at March 19, 2015 06:58 PM (IeR2g)

132
124 Is V2 a Ron Paul fan
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 19, 2015 06:57 PM (zOTsN)



Probably. And Greymarch is likely Hector.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 19, 2015 06:58 PM (b/N9Y)

133 Obama loves Israel like he loves America.

Posted by: Lauren at March 19, 2015 06:59 PM (kKKEV)

134 I would gladly go to Happy Gun Camp.


Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 19, 2015 06:58 PM (KuU4f)


Same here. I don't think that's what Hillary! has in mind.

More like "gardening" (toiling in the potato fields) and lots of "talks" about gender equality, racism and diversity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 06:59 PM (FsuaD)

135 Can not read any more. The One is a Mohammedan and hates Israel


It there anything else that needs to be to be said



Oh, I am out of ice cream

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 19, 2015 06:59 PM (0FSuD)

136 I want to do a Moronettes of AOSHQ swimsuit calendar.Bikini's are preferred but sexy one pieces will be accepted.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2015 07:01 PM (KETbL)

137 105 50 I want a nasty little Jewish Princess

la la la
Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2015 06:50 PM (JdEZJ)
Had that, in college. She wanted a blue eyed blond goyim boy toy. I got the better end of the deal. When it ended, I went on my merry way. She ran through every race and ethnicity. Discovered coca. Not pretty.

Posted by: Kraken at March 19, 2015 07:01 PM (5+mPY)

138 So, I can't YouTube at work. He saying anything worth a fcuk?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 19, 2015 07:01 PM (LA7Cm)

139 Lot of Jews in Florida but that doesn't mean Rubio was insincere. He was pissed. Frankly I will take sincere support on this issue where ever I can find it

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 19, 2015 07:01 PM (zOTsN)

140 A fairly good speech, but he's not much of a speaker (lots of fumble mouth). I keep wanting to like the guy but he's so damned soft on almost everything.

Posted by: Null at March 19, 2015 07:03 PM (xjpRj)

141 He saying anything worth a fcuk?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 19, 2015 07:01 PM (LA7Cm)
---
Even if he does, do you trust him to stand by his grandiose proclamations?

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Prophetess of Delicious Doom at March 19, 2015 07:04 PM (dpYKC)

142
the last time we had more than 8 yrs of consecutive Democrat rule was...FDR/Truman, I believe

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 19, 2015 07:04 PM (ZxjRZ)

143 "Even if he does, do you trust him to stand by his grandiose proclamations? "


Heh.


Touche.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 19, 2015 07:06 PM (LA7Cm)

144 At least he got this principle right.

Posted by: Iblis at March 19, 2015 07:06 PM (vPB1q)

145 142. Bill Clinton

Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ (trust me) at March 19, 2015 07:06 PM (1VJMO)

146 There has been little judicial discussion of the constitutionality of the Logan Act.

The Southern District of New York in Waldron v. British Petroleum Co., 231 F. Supp. 72 (S.D.N.Y. 1964), mentioned in passing that the Act was likely unconstitutional due to the vagueness of the terms "defeat" and "measures," but did not rule on the question.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 19, 2015 07:06 PM (EMi53)

147 So what if he despises Israel? His job comes with no daily requirements vis a vis Israel. He would have to honor treaty obligations if they were ever invoked, but that's it. He's not really a fan of Britain, either, but again, his only job requirement with respect to Britain is to honor treaty obligations, if invoked.

It should be much more worrying that he despises the United States, a country towards which his job does require certain day-to-day obligations, and which he has been - to put it most charitably - ignoring.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 19, 2015 07:06 PM (amQXf)

148 Can't bring myself to vote for a Donk, but I can definitely cheer when they nominally lose. They're gonna get what they want in the end, but at least the tears are refreshing.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 19, 2015 07:06 PM (xSCb6)

149 the last time we had more than 8 yrs of consecutive Democrat rule was...FDR/Truman, I believe

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 19, 2015 07:04 PM (ZxjRZ)


Point of order - it was GHWB (last 3 years)/Clinton, and a case could be made that we never really left that era on the Presidential scale.

Posted by: steveegg at March 19, 2015 07:07 PM (cL79m)

150 No rubio is not perfect. Still ask yourself. Why is this speech worth remarking on?

Because NO ONE ELSE IS GIVING IT. There was a time, not long ago, there would be a line of people wanting to give that speech. Hell the president would give that speech

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 19, 2015 07:07 PM (zOTsN)

151 [Blindfolded LIV conservative in a swimming pool]: Marco!

[RINO con man]: Rubio!

Posted by: swimming pool games at March 19, 2015 07:07 PM (ASn1R)

152 it was good except for that water thing

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 19, 2015 07:08 PM (Cq0oW)

153 So, to answer my question, we're still insulting Rubio.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 07:08 PM (GEICT)

154
Legendary Sin Cities - Berlin: Metropolis of Vice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK1pWTOlEG0

Posted by: Sparky at March 19, 2015 07:09 PM (iQIUe)

155 Well we haven't got to the Roman treason trials, for insulting the Emperor "the Protector of the People". Yet.

Posted by: Kraken at March 19, 2015 07:10 PM (5+mPY)

156 153
So, to answer my question, we're still insulting Rubio.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 07:08 PM (GEICT)


Not on my end. I'm more disturbed by stumbling Scott Walker.


*leaves wrath of the horde*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 07:11 PM (FsuaD)

157 Rubio really hasn't done much since he became a senator other han his brave act of lining up with Schumer on amnesty. All he has done is promote himself with appearances on Fox News and a few high profile speeches. He's a fraud. He is an ambitious one.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 07:12 PM (MOr4F)

158 I'm guessing Obama is trying to extract a building freeze out of Bibi to get the "Palestinians" (actually no different than the other Arab Muslims) to the negotiating table (something they have no intention of doing).

Posted by: Naes at March 19, 2015 07:12 PM (YhayY)

159 I honesty think Rubio is our most electable Republican we can field.

I'm leaning towards Walker, but if we're being honest, do you really think there's any difference between Rubio and Walker on illegal immigration?

Posted by: Gash at March 19, 2015 07:13 PM (Aow3m)

160 Of course Rubio knows all about the situation with Israel and the Palestinians. He stole one of his key schticks from Yasser Arafat.

Arafat would give morning interviews in English for the Anglophone press and talk at length about his deep desire for permanent peace, and a two-state solution, and security guarantees for Israel.

Then in the afternoon, Arafat would give interviews in Arabic to the Arab media, and recant everything he'd said that morning, and recommit himself to the path of permanent war and of "pushing the Jews into the sea".

Rubio gives interviews in English to the alphabet networks, where he says, "Of COURSE we're not going to be giving amnesty recipients the vote and government benefits right away."

Then Rubio goes on Univision and Telemundo and gives interviews in Spanish where he says, "Of COURSE you are going to get the vote and the government benefits right away, muy amigos! Si se puede!"

Posted by: torquewrench at March 19, 2015 07:13 PM (noWW6)

161 I think they all are pro amnesty

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 19, 2015 07:14 PM (zOTsN)

162 >>>I want mandatory lie detector tests for politicians. Start at the top.<<<

I want drug testing. And psychological analysis. Septuagenarians pumped full of anti-death drugs are probably not as logically coherent as reality might dictate.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2015 07:14 PM (ty633)

163 @6: "Nobody can or will do anything to stop him."

Oh, there are things that people *can* do - he can be impeached, funding can be cut, etc., but you're right - no one will.

Ultimately, the American people, like folks in just about every other country throughout history, are pretty much ok with having a tyrant take over, and ultimately, for pretty much the same reasons - actually doing something about it requires, you know, effort, and comes with like, personal risk and stuff, as Lucian said to Kraven in Underworld: "I guess it never occurred to you that you might actually have to bleed to pull off this little coup."

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 19, 2015 07:14 PM (amQXf)

164 o here it is
http://is.gd/S2w3JV

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 19, 2015 07:14 PM (Cq0oW)

165 Not on my end. I'm more disturbed by stumbling Scott Walker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 07:11 PM (FsuaD)



To what stumbling do you speak?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 19, 2015 07:15 PM (GEICT)

166 Rubio is too boyish in an immature way. No gravitas.

Posted by: @votermom at March 19, 2015 07:15 PM (cbfNE)

167 Both Rubio and Menendez are both strong supporters of Israel. They are both Cuban. While it is true that they each represent states with large Jewish populations, it is also true that Cuba once had a large Jewish community, 95% of whom fled when Castro came to power. I have distant family who escaped the Nazis by going to Cuba when the US wouldn't take them in and there were many others who did the same thing. I think there's a good chance that their pro-Zionism is sincere. It's especially striking in Menendez who is otherwise a slime, and who certainly could be elected without the Jewish vote --Jersey has a large Arab population he could be wooing instead.

Posted by: Burke at March 19, 2015 07:16 PM (ugH4u)

168 'ace really should take tomorrow off'
but He won't because he feels such unselfish desire to educate us, and hang out with us and look nothing great is happening tomorrow, well maybe a eclipse but that's it.

ace would be terrbly lonely without us . really.
so shush ya'll

Posted by: comrade willow at March 19, 2015 07:16 PM (nqBYe)

169 166 Rubio is too boyish in an immature way. No gravitas.
Posted by: @votermom at March 19, 2015 07:15 PM (cbfNE)

And I give you,... Barack Obama.

Posted by: Kraken at March 19, 2015 07:16 PM (5+mPY)

170 @146 There has been little judicial discussion of the constitutionality of the Logan Act.
-----------------

The first article that I read linking the act with the Senators' letter also mentioned that the act was likely unconstitutional.

Posted by: junior at March 19, 2015 07:16 PM (UWFpX)

171 *leaves wrath of the horde*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 07:11 PM (FsuaD)

I'm with you, Jane.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 19, 2015 07:17 PM (BZAd3)

172 American pundits really believe a two state solution is possible. How niave

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 19, 2015 07:17 PM (zOTsN)

173 No rubio is not perfect. Still ask yourself. Why is this speech worth remarking on?

Because NO ONE ELSE IS GIVING IT. There was a time, not long ago, there would be a line of people wanting to give that speech. Hell the president would give that speech

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 19, 2015 07:07 PM (zOTsN)
---
I dont think we should let wanna-be conservatives distract us once again with foreign policy questions from the serious problems this country has. We gave Bush a blank check because of Iraq, Afganistan and the "war on terror" and he took it and went on a spending binge. He also almost gave us another amnesty.

Conservatives should learn from this experience and not let a sleazy, back-stabbing liar like Rubio off the hook because of his foreign policy chest thumping.

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Prophetess of Delicious Doom at March 19, 2015 07:17 PM (dpYKC)

174
Viking tchatches:

http://goo.gl/pTHxs9

Posted by: Sparky at March 19, 2015 07:17 PM (iQIUe)

175 71 Jeb has Israel hater James Baker advising him.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2015 06:41 PM (KETbL)



Wonderful. Just wonderful.

Prediction: If Jeb is the nominee, it will be the reverse of Reagan's 49-state landslide in 1984.

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2015 07:18 PM (sdi6R)

176 and srsly i would miss ace and worry , because mothering is in my blood.

You know he'll get hisself in trouble, don't we?
yes i know no one wants to admit it, but he'd eat a horribly decomposed hobo and also forget to wash his hands.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 19, 2015 07:18 PM (nqBYe)

177 Just gonna leave these links to DM articles about both Emily Ratajkowski AND Kate Upton here...because I'm a giver like that.

http://tinyurl.com/oxhptov
http://tinyurl.com/lsyphn3

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2015 07:20 PM (yRwC8)

178 i think a 2 state solution might work

because the Palestinians will take all the foreign aid money and buy guns then declare war and Israel will finally utterly kick their ass and the world will just have to go "well shit now what"

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 19, 2015 07:20 PM (Cq0oW)

179 >>>> American pundits really believe a two state solution is possible. How niave

Yeah, it really shows how they live in a fantasy land where being nice and talking will bring about world peace

Posted by: L, Elle at March 19, 2015 07:20 PM (MOr4F)

180
And I give you,... Barack Obama.
Posted by: Kraken at March 19, 2015 07:16 PM (5+mPY)

--

Nah. Shit Midas has that arrogant douche gravitas going for him. We know he's full of shit, but he does his fake preacher thing and yhe LIVs lap it up.
Rubio is puppy cute. LIVs won't take him seriously.

Posted by: @votermom at March 19, 2015 07:20 PM (cbfNE)

181 "It's especially striking in Menendez who is otherwise a slime, and who certainly could be elected without the Jewish vote --Jersey has a large Arab population he could be wooing instead."

I tend to think that Shel Adelson's private investigators quietly got the goods on Menendez with the underage hookers, rather than any sort of principled stance on the part of Menendez.

Which of course makes it all the more delicious that Menendez is now instead suffering the wrath of King Putt.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 19, 2015 07:21 PM (noWW6)

182 Viking tchatches

Bless you!

Posted by: a Kleenex, sir? at March 19, 2015 07:21 PM (9feO+)

183 I'm glad that Rubio said this.

Yet that it needed to be said is alarming.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 19, 2015 07:21 PM (nqBYe)

184 A 2 state solution is like a divorced couple living in the same house.

Posted by: @votermom at March 19, 2015 07:21 PM (cbfNE)

185 Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 19, 2015 06:53 PM (Y92Nd)

Walker isn't Baptist--he's Catholic. But I think Rubio currently goes to an evangelical church.

Posted by: Burke at March 19, 2015 07:22 PM (ugH4u)

186 @19: "Who is Barky to call anyone chickenshit?"

Uh, Obama openly flouts the Constitution, openly lies to the population, and pretty much does whatever he wants, all while openly daring anyone to lift a finger to stop him. The fact that you don't like what he's doing doesn't change the fact that he's got balls big as brass church bells. As far as remaking the country to fit his desires, he's pretty much Caligula without the body count. (Congress totally capitulated to him, just like the Roman Senate; both were hailed as "gods," both kept the mob loyal with gifts from the state treasury, both humiliated their respective militaries, etc.) And remember, for as much as the Roman aristocracy claimed to have hated Caligula, his successors all pretty much did the exact same stuff without anyone raising a stink about it.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 19, 2015 07:22 PM (amQXf)

187 So.......
Another look at Palin?
In yoga pants.....
On a trampoline....
Making a sammich?

Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ (trust me) at March 19, 2015 07:23 PM (1VJMO)

188 184 A 2 state solution is like a divorced couple living in the same house.

Posted by: @votermom at March 19, 2015 07:21 PM (cbfNE)


Which can be done. I've seen it.

But both parties have to be rational actors.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2015 07:23 PM (oFCZn)

189 i wonder how many foreign leaders or old allies think Obama is a foreign policy success.

Posted by: comrade willow at March 19, 2015 07:23 PM (nqBYe)

190 a declared war is at least recognized internationally as a legit and lawful thing unlike terrorism

so go right ahead stupid Palestinian aholes

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 19, 2015 07:24 PM (Cq0oW)

191 A 2 state solution is like a divorced couple living in the same house.
Posted by: @votermom

Only if one of the exes is a homicidal lunatic who has publicly, loudly, and repeatedly threatened the life of the other.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 19, 2015 07:24 PM (GuwT9)

192
You're an UnPerson of JesusLand. Not to mention gay and conservative.

You can go stand up against that wall.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March

I thought she was a cute little gal who lives down south after fleeing Michigan

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 07:24 PM (RMo/a)

193 "Jeb has Israel hater James Baker advising him."

There was an article in which it was pointed out that Jeb isn't exactly a whiz on foreign policy, so he has assembled a brain trust to advise him on all of those tough questions, like where again exactly Japan is located.

When you look at the actual composition of this brain trust, it's made up half of former Poppy Bush officials, and half of Dubya Bush officials.

It's like the barmaid at Bob's Country Bunker said in _The Blues Brothers_: "We got BOTH kinds of music in here. Country AND western!"

Jeb's got BOTH kinds of foreign policy advice. Bush AND Bush.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 19, 2015 07:25 PM (noWW6)

194 I think Rubio has got that "Camelot" thing going for him.

As dumb as something like that is, I'd rather have it on our team than be the old screeching bag.

If we could be first with a Latino President, I see that paying big dividends down the road.

Posted by: Gash at March 19, 2015 07:25 PM (Aow3m)

195
191 A 2 state solution is like a divorced couple living in the same house.
Posted by: @votermom

Only if one of the exes is a homicidal lunatic who has publicly, loudly, and repeatedly threatened the life of the other.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible

We should axe Nip. He has first hand experience

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 07:26 PM (RMo/a)

196 184 A 2 state solution is like a divorced couple living in the same house.

Posted by: @votermom at March 19, 2015 07:21 PM (cbfNE)



When one is psychotic and homicidal.

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2015 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

197 @184 A 2 state solution is like a divorced couple living in the same house.
-------------------

I believe Nip Sip stated a couple of days ago that he is, in fact, doing just that.

And getting along quite well with the ex-missus.


Now admittedly, that's not the typical state of affairs for a divorced couple.

Posted by: junior at March 19, 2015 07:26 PM (UWFpX)

198 I see I don't type fast enough.

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2015 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

199 Jeb's got BOTH kinds of foreign policy advice. Bush AND Bush.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 19, 2015 07:25 PM (noWW6)

Shaved no bush

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 07:27 PM (RMo/a)

200 all i know is Obama is likely the last black president

which is so fkn sad

i mean he kicked that damn ladder away didn't he

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 19, 2015 07:28 PM (Cq0oW)

201 192. I thought she was a cute little gal who lives down south after fleeing Michigan

She a Brown fans
Not sure if we should pity her or put her out of her misery

****runs away****

Posted by: Puppy loving NCJ (trust me) at March 19, 2015 07:28 PM (1VJMO)

202 Rubio gave an outstanding speech. Like many here, I was angry when he joined the Gang of 8 immigration 'reform' effort and more than a little contemptuous when he revealed he had essentially been swindled by Chuck Schumer, of all people. (What, you mean Chuck Schumer lies? Wow. Who knew?)


So yeah, I like Rubio and remain a Republican--at least until those who oppose the GOP Establishment come up with something better than Let It Burn, which is a mindset, an outlook, not a solution to the dangers the country faces or anything else.

Posted by: troyriser at March 19, 2015 07:29 PM (gJU39)

203 Nood! Corgis, to the ramparts!

Posted by: johnd01 at March 19, 2015 07:29 PM (VGqjW)

204 Browns fan have my sympathies, whereas da Bears still suck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 19, 2015 07:29 PM (RMo/a)

205 I don't wanna live in Weimar Germany.

But the cabarets!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 07:32 PM (1xUj/)

206 Only good thing about living with you ex-wife would be the possibility of the blowjobs returning once the ring has come off.

Posted by: Garrett at March 19, 2015 07:33 PM (Tf11y)

207 @200: "all i know is Obama is likely the last black president



which is so fkn sad"

Why is it sad? Is there some plethora of highly-qualified black statesmen out there that will be shut out of the Oval Office? Race should be one of the very last qualifications when it comes to determining fitness to lead the country.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 19, 2015 07:36 PM (amQXf)

208 I don't trust Rubio.

Posted by: wheatie at March 19, 2015 07:42 PM (ckH+e)

209 Pretty much all of the below is a violation of the Logan Act.

This speech was given in Congress/

Article I, Section 6 states, in part:

"...and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place."

Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at March 19, 2015 07:47 PM (0Ew3K)

210 reminds me too much of matt damon

Posted by: Rob Westbrook at March 19, 2015 08:00 PM (xyUKM)

211 Walker isn't Baptist--he's Catholic. But I think Rubio currently goes to an evangelical church.
Posted by: Burke at March 19, 2015 07:22 PM

I'm not sure that's correct. I went to the same Baptist church his folks did. His Mom was the church secretary and his Dad was in seminary to become a Baptist minister. Never heard that he converted to Catholicism.

Posted by: Farmer at March 19, 2015 08:02 PM (o/90i)

212 Wait, this is the guy that said he was against amnesty in his race for senate but then made a big ass amnesty push right?

So republican. Dead to me.

Posted by: Jukin Former Republican at March 19, 2015 08:10 PM (WGm5T)

213 When a Republican said that he doesn't believe Obama loves America, the media was all over prominent Rebpublicans asking them if they would publicly repudiate this statement.

When someone in the Obama administration said publicly that Netanyahu is a "chicken****", nobody in the media asked any Democrat, definitely nobody in the Obama administration, to repudiate this statement.

Obama could have repudiated it on his own, too. He could have said something like "I have my disagreements with Prime Minister Netanyahu, but it's unacceptable for anyone in my administration to say this sort of thing about the head of state of a valued ally." (Yeah I'm having trouble picturing Obama actually saying this. I wouldn't bet against Obama himself being the one who said "chicken****" first.)

Posted by: mr_jack at March 19, 2015 08:21 PM (GP7PH)

214 without a teleprompter

Posted by: avi at March 19, 2015 08:56 PM (WYnEW)

215 As we all know, even the suggestion of violation of the Logan Act is TREASON!!!!!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 19, 2015 09:55 PM (NaeCR)

216 I have never not liked Rubio...

I think Walker/Rubio is a good ticket. Also like Jindal. Hail, anyone but a Dem.

Huh. Seems this is a rerun of the last, oh, seven years? I do know i am sick and tired and sick and tired and want to be in medically induced coma until either a) I am moved into another state/home and can shake the dust of my shoes of the fubar of my life today, or b) someone other than these clowns are in the WH. Am not picky. Either or.

I saw one of those jokey things via email where today I need a mocha cappichino vodka valium with whipped cream. Amen!

Posted by: ChristyB would not wear a tunic at March 20, 2015 08:23 AM (TIGDR)

217 Marco Rubio stabbed conservatives in the back once and he will do it again.

he will do it, over and over and over.

I refuse to listen to anything he has to say

Posted by: Shoey at March 20, 2015 01:49 PM (vA94g)

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