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Hillary Clinton to Camp Counselors: I Want to Solve America's "Fun Deficit" With Government Funded Adult "Fun Camps," For Which You Would Be Paid to be Counselers At, Naturally
I don't even know what to say here.
First of all, let me say this type of story is the Holy Grail of Blogging. I don't have to write anything. I am writing this right now in my free time, but I don't have to write anything about this story. It is so awful and lunatic in every regard that I really could have just put up a blind link like i used to do -- the old ??????? headline, with the !!!!!!! link -- and the story would get 500 comments. This is the sort of story that needs no additional writing. I'm writing extra stuff now because it's fun to do, which is why this post will generate so many comments, but nothing more needs to be said. I don't have to employ any rhetoric. I don't have to overstate things to animate them about this. I don't have to "analyze" this and explain to people, in five bullet points, why this is wrong, or why this is embarrassing. It's all right there, present on the surface. Frankly I feel embarrassed I even said that. Obviously it's there on the surface. It was so obvious, that didn't even need to be said. Eh, who cares, you're all skipping this post to make up your own post in the comments. So Hillary, who for my Value Dollar is just synonymous with Fun and Good times, was down in Atlantic City, New Jersey, telling some camp counselors what she will do for them as Tyrant. Then it got fucking weird. This old lady, who seems to have creeping dementia, began saying crazy things like she would be the one to solve America's Fun Deficit, and further, she said we needed, and I'm not making this up even a little, Adult Fun Camps, and then just because she is a cheap carny grifter from Bumfuck, Arkansas, she sort of strongly left the hint that these counselors could expect Big Government Dollars for running these Adult Fun Camps.— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) March 19, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 02:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 19, 2015 02:43 PM (o2yvE)
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Posted by: V2 at March 19, 2015 02:43 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 02:44 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at March 19, 2015 02:44 PM (aSmhR)
Posted by: HAL at March 19, 2015 02:44 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: Weird Al at March 19, 2015 02:45 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 02:45 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'camp counselor wanna be' at March 19, 2015 02:45 PM (o2yvE)
Posted by: toby928(C) has a list at March 19, 2015 02:46 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 19, 2015 02:46 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 02:46 PM (FsuaD)
Is there anything the Dems do that ISN'T totalitarian?
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2015 02:46 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 19, 2015 02:47 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 19, 2015 02:47 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Iblis at March 19, 2015 02:47 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Pain In The Ass That Always States The Obvious at March 19, 2015 02:47 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at March 19, 2015 02:47 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 02:47 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: no good deed at March 19, 2015 02:47 PM (ZKGnj)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2015 02:47 PM (sjdRT)
"Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay!
[Chorus]
Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece
Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower. "
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2015 02:48 PM (K4YiS)
Vote Hillary! For student Council, yo.
Posted by: Wodeshed at March 19, 2015 02:48 PM (OeJe4)
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2015 02:46 PM (K4YiS)
No. Next question.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 19, 2015 02:48 PM (t06LC)
Here's a Burning Issue For Our Times: why are male actors the size of blow-up dolls?
dailym.ai/1FFQurl
Posted by: Sheik Al-Barack the Magnificent at March 19, 2015 02:48 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: jrg at March 19, 2015 02:48 PM (qrNtI)
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at March 19, 2015 02:48 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: toby928(C) has a list at March 19, 2015 02:48 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 19, 2015 02:48 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 02:48 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (ty633)
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: elaine at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (Y0Piu)
Posted by: 3.14159 at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (MaINI)
Sounds like an invitation to a FEMA prison camp with your new South of the Border Immigrants as the Guards and Activity Directors....
Eat Me...
Posted by: V2 at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Ilsa Koch at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2015 02:47 PM (sjdRT)
You know what's really super fun? Setting fire to old servers! Yippie!
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (ZBGyR)
=====
Not quite. To this day Biafra probably still thinks this crap is going to come from Newt Gingrich or Billy Graham.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (FsuaD)
Has a president ever developed full on dementia?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2015 02:49 PM (Sf7oH)
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2015 02:50 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 02:50 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: libertylover at March 19, 2015 02:50 PM (QaWL3)
Posted by: Hepcat at March 19, 2015 02:50 PM (IeR2g)
meanwhile, they're trying to make it harder and harder to get a gun to hunt with.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) who misses sleep at March 19, 2015 02:50 PM (HDwDg)
Don't they already have Adult Fun Camp? It's called "Las Vegas".
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 19, 2015 02:50 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Checkered Pasts Lead the Spring Styles at the Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2015 02:50 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 02:50 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 02:46 PM (FsuaD)
Sure. Right after a nice refreshing shower.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (oKE6c)
Dudes, you seriously have to click the link.
She wants Red cabins and Blue cabins and you "have to" get together and talk.
Fun.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (JtwS4)
Its called 'The Shepherdess and the Hun'!
I love Adult Fun Camp!
Posted by: Badda Bing 'camp counselor wanna be' at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (o2yvE)
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Warthog at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (WDySP)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: t-bird
Don't make light of priapism. It's a serious medical disorder. Ace is doing his best to cope with it. A minimum of six ejaculations per day is recommended.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: RioBravo at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (NUqwG)
A perfect illustration of how an out-of-touch Ruling Elite view the proles. We're a mindless mass to be processed, programmed and milked according to their whims.
Hillary's disability is that she lacks the basic level of political guile to hide her contempt for "the people."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (8ZskC)
If so, then count me IN!
Posted by: 13times at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (zOTsN)
Could she simply be suggesting something so silly and social-media-bait-worthy that THIS must eclipse the email scandal while intriguing no small portion of the low information voting block?
Posted by: My Sisters' Brother at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (g2ZH7)
This paragraph, too, is classic.
Posted by: breakn70 at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (3/MeG)
Posted by: Hilarity Camp Counselor at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (ZBGyR)
Posted by: jmel at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (cfFqn)
Posted by: nanny hag at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (Queum)
Not making this up. The radio guys were talking in stunned tones about it.
Posted by: MTF. Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (FCsIb)
Like a National Conversation!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (Sf7oH)
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington)
In 1978 he explicitly hated liberals.
Then in the '90s he went insane and flipped and became pro-commie. A sad decline.
But that doesn't invalidate the accuracy of his youthful prediction.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (K4YiS)
"Mr. President, your former Secretary of State just said there is a, quote, 'huge fun deficit' in America today. Sir, why do you think it is that life has become so grim and joyless for so many people during your administration?"
Posted by: torquewrench at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Zombie Adolph Hitler at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (lM6Ov)
Good morning campers!
I'm your Uncle Ernie,
And I welcome you to Hillary's Holiday Camp!
The camp with a difference
Never mind the weather
When you come to Hillary's,
The holiday's forever!
The camp with a difference
Never mind the weather
When you come to Hillary's,
The holiday's forever! haha!
Posted by: Uncle Ernie at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Checkered Pasts Lead the Spring Styles at the Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (sjdRT)
Ace you insult cheap carny grifters from AR. At least they have to make their stories plausible. The only reason this scrunt is not in jail is because she has Democratium to protect her.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (ZxjRZ)
Team Blue Triangle to the Fun Chamber.
Team Red Starfish Group Alpha, attention.
Please report to The Fun Medical Center for Experimental Surgical Fun to receive your Happy Hepatitis Q injections...
Posted by: Government Camp Fun Counselor at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (dKaRi)
just because she is a cheap carny grifter from Bumfuck, Arkansas
****
Would people stop referring to Hillary as being from Arkansas??? She's not from Arkansas. She's from ILLINOIS. the only reason she was in arkansas was to hang on her husbands political coattails.
Pfft. I dont' even know what to say about this stupid fun camp nonsense. When adults want to go somewhere to have fun they go on vacation.
Posted by: Lea at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 19, 2015 02:53 PM (40li+)
Posted by: FEMA at March 19, 2015 02:54 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Adam Jensen at March 19, 2015 02:54 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'camp counselor wanna be' at March 19, 2015 02:54 PM (o2yvE)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 02:54 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2015 02:54 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 02:54 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 19, 2015 02:55 PM (ZxjRZ)
Just like the Norks!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 02:55 PM (4S/Ym)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 19, 2015 02:55 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: jmel at March 19, 2015 02:52 PM (cfFqn)
Yeah, 'cause Warren is totally squared away.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 02:55 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 19, 2015 02:55 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Hepcat at March 19, 2015 02:55 PM (IeR2g)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 19, 2015 02:55 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 02:55 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 19, 2015 02:55 PM (AkOaV)
I wonder what color our uniforms will be? Orange?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 02:54 PM (FsuaD)<
Rainbow colored, of course!
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2015 02:55 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: HAL at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (oFCZn)
(Yes she is, thank god she's finally getting some deep sleep, this cold has been a real ass kicker to her.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) who misses sleep at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (HDwDg)
Wake me up when they get to Soma.
'Cause that's something I really need.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (ZxjRZ)
Posted by: HAL at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (OmBeX)
They want to put it WHERE!?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: morons everywhere at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (GEo5Y)
The model is Mauthausen. That was fun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2015 02:57 PM (F9lsD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 02:57 PM (PJOJz)
Posted by: Hairy Reid at March 19, 2015 02:57 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Hepcat at March 19, 2015 02:57 PM (IeR2g)
No mandatory fun camp attendance but mandatory voting and full amnesty for illegally-resident aliens. And no budget. And accounting gimmicks.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 19, 2015 02:57 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: morons everywhere at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (GEo5Y)
I'll take a $25,000 voucher for those, thanks.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2015 02:57 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 19, 2015 02:56 PM (3ZtZW)
same. Comrade.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'camp counselor wanna be' at March 19, 2015 02:57 PM (o2yvE)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 02:57 PM (C278+)
I...... I....... ............
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 19, 2015 02:57 PM (wtvvX)
If so, then count me IN!
Posted by: 13times at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (WHVu+)
No, we won't bore you with lectures on LBGT topics; just fun ( mandatory) LGBT learning exercises. I mean, you like blowjobs, right? Well, you're going to love learning how to give one correctly!
Posted by: Hibiscus Credit-Unions at March 19, 2015 02:57 PM (Q819Q)
I mean, someone who shall not be named (spoiler alert: me) will be in charge of the recreation roster.
Good. Times.
Good. Times.
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Uncle Earlie Bill at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Hepcat at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (IeR2g)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (2ap0X)
Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (ty633)
Ya'll could have used some common sense water instead of waiting this long - to vastly extend a metaphor.
Posted by: Jefferson's Ghost at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (scgac)
Heh, baby's sleep is so deep right I actually had one of those "hmmm...maybe I should go make sure she's still breathing moments."
---
A balloon combined with a pin also work for confirmation.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (40li+)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: HAL at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: Satan at March 19, 2015 02:59 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at March 19, 2015 02:59 PM (LoIJo)
So how will the Horde know which session at which location to attend?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 02:59 PM (kff5f)
Let's grab the blue cabins. We should have always been blue. The lefty press at USA Today gave us red so that the Democrats wouldn't be associated with their "true colors."
Posted by: breakn70 at March 19, 2015 02:59 PM (3/MeG)
Posted by: dantesed at March 19, 2015 02:59 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 02:59 PM (PJOJz)
Posted by: Kolyma Fun Camp at March 19, 2015 02:59 PM (oKE6c)
Mandatory healthcare --> Mandatory voting --> Mandatory adult government paid fun camps ...
Posted by: Sparky at March 19, 2015 02:59 PM (iQIUe)
Thus she is serious. And therefore she is barking mad.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Checkered Pasts Lead the Spring Styles at the Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2015 02:59 PM (hLRSq)
AoSHQ has officially transcended the surly bonds of the Blogetariat and become uber-meta. God, I love this place.
Posted by: Kate58 at March 19, 2015 03:00 PM (oLZsm)
He's an idiot. He thought Reagan was going to be doing this shit (We've Got a Bigger Problem Now-In God We Trust, Inc. (1981)).
As someone who was big in the punk scene in the 80s (Jello tossed me off stage at a DK concert in 1985ish-assisted stage dive, as it were), I am constantly amazed how many of these old punk rockers can't see that hey, they were right about this totalitarian stuff, but are completely oblivious to the fact that it's Donks who are implementing them. Not all of them, but most of them remain hard core libs. To hear them talk (even now) the biggest problem facing America is the Moral Majority. Is MM even a thing anymore?
Posted by: Weirddave at March 19, 2015 03:00 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: mugiwara at March 19, 2015 03:00 PM (D5hxK)
Oh hell, just ban me send me off to the fun camps!
Weeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: RonUSA at March 19, 2015 03:00 PM (EaqMa)
Posted by: Zombie Alexander Solzhenitsyn at March 19, 2015 03:00 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Glorious Ung at March 19, 2015 03:00 PM (2p6Aa)
Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2015 03:00 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 19, 2015 03:00 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2015 03:00 PM (xWW96)
If so, then count me IN! Posted by: 13times at March 19, 2015 02:51 PM (WHVu+)
There will be mandatory poo transplants: donor poo in blender and infused up your ass.
Posted by: Sparky at March 19, 2015 03:00 PM (iQIUe)
http://tinyurl.com/mpydbgu
Posted by: duke at March 19, 2015 03:01 PM (ChY2Q)
The password is "yub yub" said in an Ewok voice.
Any deviation from that, and keep walking and don't make eye contact.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 19, 2015 03:01 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 19, 2015 03:00 PM (WvS3w)
Running neck and neck with the Coffee Party.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 03:01 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 03:01 PM (AkOaV)
speaking of fun: http://tinyurl.com/krkvh3w
no, I am not buying you a new keyboard, so there.
Posted by: mallfly at March 19, 2015 03:01 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2015 03:01 PM (F9lsD)
Posted by: Mauthausen at March 19, 2015 03:01 PM (8ZskC)
I guess she changed the subject from her law breaking email scam, but Govt Sending People to Camps doesn't really sound too inviting.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2015 03:01 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Tom Eckert in fun camp at March 19, 2015 03:01 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: AMartel at March 19, 2015 03:01 PM (WWgnZ)
Ha. We were just discussing some of the more gross sex acts at work just now. Blumkins, etc. It actually IS work related
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 19, 2015 03:02 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Anthony Fremont at March 19, 2015 03:02 PM (W5DcG)
--------------------------------------------
There will be fabulous colors and color combinations to indicate and celebrate everyone's new gender reassignment.
Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2015 03:02 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 19, 2015 03:02 PM (phyTa)
The modern SJWs will go on and on about you being a fascist as they descend on you in a mob to shout you down and drive you out....
They really don't know what they're talking about, even as they instinctively do it.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:02 PM (MMC8r)
Of course, I'm sure there are other camps Hillary and her ilk have in mind for people that think like me.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 19, 2015 03:02 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Weirddave
You're so right. It's really sad to watch them (the original punk rockers) lose any political acumen they once had.
Joe Strummer became an out-and-out Stalinist, too. Crap like that. Biafra still rants from his rocking chair about ancient '80s and '90s political issues, thinking he's relevant. Sad, sad, sad.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2015 03:02 PM (K4YiS)
"As teens either take over or threaten the reins of government, the "Old
Guard" (those over 40) turn to Max to run for president, and assert his
(their) control over the changing tide. Max again agrees, running as a Republican
to his chagrin, but once in office, he turns the tide on his older
supporters. Thirty becomes a mandatory retirement age, while those over
35 are rounded up, sent to "re-education camps", and permanently dosed
on LSD."
We already have petulant teenage brats running the government.....
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 19, 2015 03:02 PM (CzJOg)
Posted by: teh Wind at March 19, 2015 03:02 PM (B3WUC)
Posted by: David Vitter (R-LA) at March 19, 2015 03:02 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'camp counselor wanna be' at March 19, 2015 03:02 PM (o2yvE)
Or is this just more feeding into the low-information confusion between the definition of "deficit" vs the definition of "debt"?
Posted by: metzengerstein at March 19, 2015 03:02 PM (bYrMj)
Posted by: HAL at March 19, 2015 03:03 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 19, 2015 03:03 PM (40li+)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:03 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 02:59 PM (kff5f)
I think there will be friendly "navigators" to assist with this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 03:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 19, 2015 03:03 PM (xQX/f)
This.
Sadly.
They can't help themselves- anyone doing anything not assisted by the state is an anathema. That's why religion must be stamped out. It's why the national government has to take over health care. It's why the national government has to mandate voting.
You cannot be left alone, because people who are left alone might begin to think they are agents capable of their own decisions, and don't need this monolithic government.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 03:03 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 19, 2015 03:03 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2015 03:03 PM (ZBGyR)
this, from the Government that could not even keep a Whore House open in Nevada...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 19, 2015 03:03 PM (qh617)
I mean, someone who shall not be named (spoiler alert: me) will be in charge of the recreation roster.
And we already have pictures of AtC as recreation director:
http://bit.ly/1xChO2E
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (JtwS4)
we already have adult fun camps they're called las vegas and atlantic city
Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (lKyWE)
Fun
Entertainment
for
Modern
Adults
Report to track nine for your car assignment.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (IRiM9)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'camp counselor wanna be' at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (o2yvE)
You get a transvaginal mesh, and you get a transvaginal mesh, and you get a transvaginal mesh....transvaginal meshes for everyone!!!!
Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (wUFzV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (FsuaD)
And at Adult Fun Camp they'll be the ones assigning you to Salad Tossing sessions.
Posted by: Iblis at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Checkered Pasts Lead the Spring Styles at the Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Hibiscus Credit-Unions
How well does re-attachment surgery work after it's been sitting in stomach acid for awhile?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (4S/Ym)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (DrC22)
If they ever bothered to take a good look around, the Left would realize THEY WON THE CULTURE WAR....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (F9lsD)
Posted by: MacGruber at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (C278+)
this, from the Government that could not even keep a Whore House open in Nevada...
government really can f-up a wet dream
Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (lKyWE)
Who the fuck is she. Does she expect adults with out families to send themselves to these camps
Or is this a subsidized thing for families
This story bothers me more than the last one. What are they planning
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (zOTsN)
this, from the Government that could not even keep a Whore House open in Nevada...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 19, 2015 03:03 PM (qh617)
If you can't make a profit selling pussy and booze, it's time to hang it up.
Posted by: HAL at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: Tipper Gore at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Al Roker at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Elize Nayden, Prophetess of Delicious Doom at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (dpYKC)
Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Josh at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (AUZJW)
http://bit.ly/1xChO2E
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (JtwS4)
Guffaw!
Posted by: Badda Bing 'camp counselor wanna be' at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (o2yvE)
Ah yes, plus I'm sure the Clintons have a few bodies buried there in south jersey, amirite or what?
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 03:05 PM (AkOaV)
And to make sure you don't forget it, we'll just tattoo it right on your arm!
Fun Camp! Mein Kampf!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 19, 2015 03:06 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ren Höek at March 19, 2015 03:06 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 19, 2015 03:06 PM (40li+)
yet another day of, "if George W Booooooosh had stated mandatory voting and adult fun camps, they would have gone beserk. But since this came from the left, they'll be at best an awkward silence.
This is why i don't go near them anymore.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 19, 2015 03:06 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 19, 2015 03:06 PM (wlDny)
http://tinyurl.com/nxxlfcf
[I was actually re-reading this just a few weeks ago while throwing out unimportant things like tax returns.]
Posted by: mallfly at March 19, 2015 03:06 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: toby928(C) has a list at March 19, 2015 03:06 PM (evdj2)
We would all get to go to these Fun Camps, where we would be made to have fun.
And think the right things.
And report on our neighbors who don't think the right things....
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2015 03:06 PM (amMYN)
Posted by: Joe "the villllllages" Biden at March 19, 2015 03:06 PM (R1O3W)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at March 19, 2015 03:06 PM (CrJzY)
It's depressing, this woman should be a national laughingstock.
Posted by: Gash at March 19, 2015 03:07 PM (Aow3m)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:07 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 19, 2015 03:07 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: mallfly at March 19, 2015 03:07 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Stimpson J. Cat at March 19, 2015 03:07 PM (0Ew3K)
And as he is apparently in communication with Foreign Governments...
does that not put him in Legal Jeopardy with the Logan Act???? The one the Dems are screaming about re the Senate?
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 19, 2015 03:07 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 19, 2015 03:07 PM (9Kl3K)
Why does the government want to get into out heads on our free time. What the fuck
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:08 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 03:08 PM (4S/Ym)
Posted by: Bridgette Jenner at March 19, 2015 03:08 PM (o2yvE)
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 19, 2015 03:08 PM (R1O3W)
>>>How creepy would it be if Bill Clinton started talking about "Fun Camp."
At least Bill Clinton's fun camps might actually be fun. Digs at Arkansas aside, he's not actually stupid enough to float this.
Posted by: Lea at March 19, 2015 03:08 PM (lIU4e)
But has anybody considered "fun" might actually be the acronym FUN, so I guess we're all off to the FEMA Undesirable Neutralization Camps.
Posted by: Agent J at March 19, 2015 03:08 PM (9Mtv3)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 03:08 PM (C278+)
Posted by: dantesed at March 19, 2015 02:59 PM (88xKn)
Yes. On the windows.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 19, 2015 03:08 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2015 03:08 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 19, 2015 03:08 PM (9Kl3K)
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 19, 2015 02:58 PM (mf5HN)
---------------------------------------------
I'm fucking thrilled.
Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2015 03:08 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:07 PM (7ObY1)
Its like rebranding the WAR Dept. to Dept of Defense...
Same shit... just kinder and gentler...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: George Clinton at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (2Ojst)
I agree, and I would extend it to all kinds of celebrities. I suspect the ones who never talk politics are either closet conservatives, or at least realize the Democrat Party has gone off the rails.....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (F9lsD)
Let's not worry about phase II when phase I hasn't even been implemented yet, comrade.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (8ZskC)
If they man it in person, it will compensate for the fun deficit of which they are the cause.
Posted by: Colonel Quokka at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: John Holmes at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (JtwS4)
At adult fun camps, we're going to learn fun things like social justice, inclusion, homosexual rights, why you didn't make that, and for a diversion, how to prepare veggie hamburgers and complete a shower in under three minutes.
Posted by: Huma Abedin, Aide to Hillary Fatima Clinton at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (P330y)
B: Ummm... no?
A: Want to go camping?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (AEQXb)
Posted by: Al Roker at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (xWW96)
FYI ... the answer is still no.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (ZUUI1)
http://tinyurl.com/pjdtpx7
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM (FsuaD)
------
I don't know about this particular document. However, DoD has been training in and around urban areas for several years now. Usually shows up on the local news since a lot of people end up calling in and reported suspicious military activity going on.
Many have been questioning whether they are primarily to perform the training that is carried out of if they are some sort of test of public response. They exercises often get little advance public notification so communities are not expecting the exercises.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:04 PM
--
It's just a wargame in a realistic setting
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 19, 2015 03:06 PM (40li+)
Huh. Really?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (pQpdi)
You know what you get at adult fun camps?
Shoulder rubs from Yours Truly.
Don't act like you aren't excited, you wingnuts.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Agent J at March 19, 2015 03:08 PM (9Mtv3)
wouldn't that be.... FUNC?
Now... get FUNCy with your down self?
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (qh617)
Posted by: ISIS Planning Director at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (FCsIb)
Idiot New Yorkers, of course (excluding everyone here, naturally):
Grownups Pay Big Bucks to Attend NYC 'Adult Preschool'
ABC: abcn.ws/1H2c0bk
Getting in touch with your inner child has never been so expensive.
The Brooklyn-based Preschool Mastermind, as it's called, is a preschool-type experience for adults. No, really. And according to its founder, there's show-and-tell, arts-and-crafts such as finger paint, games (think musical chairs) and even naps...
People drop thousands on this bullhockey. Just go to the dollar store and buy fake playdoh!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: George Clinton at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (2Ojst)
When they called Bill the First Black President, they were just being nice. There's obviously no relation.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (lG2E3)
The late, great Johnny Ramone was a big-time conservative and Reagan supporter. I remember him taking a TON of shit over it in the MFM too.
That was one of my earliest memories of discovering the MSM was really the MFM, and anti-conservative bias.
(That "Bonzo Goes to Bitburg" song was all Joey Ramone's doing, the group's token Lib.)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (7ObY1)
You know that bald headed shitface liar will have something meaningless and dishonest to say, if asked.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 19, 2015 03:07 PM (9Kl3K)
---------------------------------------------
Oh, good. At least there'll be some capitalism.
Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:09 PM (MMC8r)
'we would like to invite you to a mandatory fun camp'
Posted by: Bridgette Jenner at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (o2yvE)
I've got you penciled in for the pole vault also.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (C278+)
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Damiano at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (AEQXb)
everybody is a 12 year old to democrats
Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (lKyWE)
Now thats a phrase I have not heard in quite some time.
"Tardy"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (PJOJz)
My Cash Deficit!!
And you know why I have a Cash Deficit?
'Cause I have to send all my extra money to the fucking government so OTHER people can have fun!
Posted by: RoyalOil at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (ZvKdv)
But I can't wait to get in line!!!! Weeee!!! (Claps hands giddily in anticipation, soils underwear)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (qG5kf)
I don't want to be anywhere NEAR bills fun camp when the inevitable police raid happens.
"she dressed like she was 18" doesn't hold up in court.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 03:12 PM (AkOaV)
Hitler sent middle class families on government paid vacations that he paid for with money he confiscated from the jews
Creepy
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mandingo. at March 19, 2015 03:12 PM (F9lsD)
everybody is a 12 year old to democrats
Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (lKyWE)
No, I prefer the actual 12 year olds.
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 19, 2015 03:12 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2015 03:12 PM (xWW96)
camp wannascrewya
Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 03:12 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:12 PM (7ObY1)
In Social Justice Fun Camp we are going to practice shoving hotdogs up each other's butts.
Posted by: Sparky at March 19, 2015 03:12 PM (iQIUe)
http://tinyurl.com/nj8syhs
Posted by: mallfly at March 19, 2015 03:12 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 19, 2015 03:12 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2015 03:13 PM (oFCZn)
Maybe I'll get lucky and be sent to Stalag 13, where me and the boys can have a good ol' time at the expensive of the jovial Sgt Shultz and the hapless Colonel Klink.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 03:13 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:13 PM (7ObY1)
http://tinyurl.com/7ja5pwa
I'm sure "Fun Camps" would be safe from this, right? RIGHT??
Better make sure your shots are current and keep a helmet on that soldier.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 19, 2015 03:13 PM (CzJOg)
Posted by: Lauren at March 19, 2015 03:13 PM (kKKEV)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 19, 2015 03:13 PM (40li+)
Or is it pointless trying to discern any sense in this?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 19, 2015 03:13 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (7ObY1)
Biafra still rants from his rocking chair about ancient '80s and '90s
political issues, thinking he's relevant. Sad, sad, sad.
My best buddy from those days was way more political than I was back then, and was always ranting about government this and totalitarian that and we're all going to be put in camps, etc....know what he does today?
He's a house husband who spends all of his spare time working for Harry Reid's political machine in Reno.
We don't talk much anymore.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: From My Cold, Dead Hands at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (ODxAs)
camp wannascrewya
Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 03:12 PM (lKyWE)
don't make fun of my people
Posted by: Elizabeth 'running mouth' Warren at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (o2yvE)
Posted by: Michelle at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: mallfly at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (qSIlh)
hello Fadduh
Here I am at
Camp You-Gotta
Camp is very
mandatory
And they say we'll have some fun --
it's compulsory.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (K4YiS)
For the past six years we've been told what to eat (thanks Michelle!), called racists by Obama and Holder, and constantly lied to our faces.
whhHHHHHEEEEEeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (wUFzV)
He'll just say this is silly, and they hate Hillary because they are afraid of strong women, and their mama's stopped breastfeeding them too soon.
Clearly she is pandering to people who paid her a TON of money to come talk to them. I am sure it isn't a serious policy proposal. She just blowing some smoke up their collective asses.
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (amMYN)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Anthony Wiener at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Brian at March 19, 2015 03:15 PM (VbdLA)
Sally Kohn
Chris Matthews
Ed Schultz
Joey Biden
Rachel Maddow
Mika Brezzzzzzzzzinski
Carol Costello
Shep Smith
...that's all my tired brain can come up with right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:15 PM (FsuaD)
Which means the vast majority of the LIV's will love it and anybody that against it is a meanie that hates fun.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 19, 2015 03:15 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 19, 2015 03:15 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 19, 2015 03:10 PM (4df7R)Beth, they're all hipster douchebags who don't have a real job. Doing stuff like this is all they have in life.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 19, 2015 03:15 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:15 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Haiku Guy at March 19, 2015 03:16 PM (hmj8n)
Posted by: Resident of Bumfuck, AL at March 19, 2015 03:16 PM (JBzwC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 19, 2015 03:16 PM (40li+)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:16 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 19, 2015 03:16 PM (qG5kf)
315 A few potential camp "counselors":
Sally Kohn
Chris Matthews
Ed Schultz
Joey Biden
Rachel Maddow
Mika Brezzzzzzzzzinski
Carol Costello
Shep Smith
I'd only dip my balls in one of them.
And it would be a hatefcuk.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:16 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 19, 2015 03:16 PM (phyTa)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 03:11 PM (PJOJz)
Can we sluff once we get to the fun camp, go smoke weed behind a shed somewhere? That is the presidential thing to do after all.
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2015 03:16 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2015 03:16 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: mallfly at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (qSIlh)
"Free camp for the whole summer? Sign me up!"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (kff5f)
Adult fun camp?
Sign me up...
Posted by: Anthony Wiener at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (C278+)
You're giving the Social Media Seminar.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'counselor at large' at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (o2yvE)
There will be Free Dance. And Heartfelt Idea Exchanges.
Posted by: Hilldog, Camp Organizer at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Hank at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (iI355)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (U7H1n)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:16 PM (MMC8r)
You can choose to have the bare minimum, but don't you want to express yourself?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (2Ojst)
Chris Matthews or Ed Schultz?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (C278+)
Leftists talking about "Fun Camps" scares the crap out of me. And, what, crickets from the GOP? There is so much low hanging fruit to pick from but the GOP sits Vichey-silent.
--
The GOPe is working on a Tea Party Camp idea, but want to make it stand out from the fun camp proposal.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (40li+)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (7ObY1)
And it would be a hatefcuk.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:16 PM (7ObY1)
Shep? He's the most feminine one on the list.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (gfB4n)
Posted by: Alex Jones at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (JOG+K)
I went to children's fun camp at age six, and little Becky Finsterwald showed me why I had a dong and how it was supposed to fit inside her thing. I have been forever grateful to little Becky my entire life.
PS She also saved my life by blowing air into my snake when it was almost our of air, or at least she said that's what she did.
Posted by: Little Johnny Crabgrass III at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (P330y)
I read an online English Korean newspaper that seems pretty conservative. However, once in a while, they have articles about a problem, my favourite - kids and swearing - and the writer whines that government should somehow try to solve this problem.
No, you're a media outlet. If you think its a huge problem, dedicate some of your resources to it. Shut up and leave me alone.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (AC0lD)
Or whatever that drug was in Equilibrium.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (/Ho8c)
I have learned from numerous Top Men here at AoSHQ - TOP MEN - that, much like Law Enforcement, we have nothing to fear a Military under the command of a tyrant in the White House.
Although our Republic is rotten to the core, the principles upon which our Armed Forces are built upon are bedrock. In an absolute worst case, I have in on Good Authority that our Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines will En Masse risk being marked for Treason rather than execute unlawful orders against the Civilian Population.
Nor would the establish a Military Junta. God bless the USA
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (ZUUI1)
When does that ever happen?
Posted by: breakn70 at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (3/MeG)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (F9lsD)
It is just so unbelievably stupid and condescending. Oh---that's Hillary, she thinks we're so stoopid and helpless we NEED THE F'ING GOVT TO HELP US HAVE FUN.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (V+8gv)
Chris Matthews or Ed Schultz?
Mika Boobinski. With a bag over her head. And I'm wearing a Remington cap and a Gadsden Flag t-shirt.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (kff5f)
Prozium.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (R8h28)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (U7H1n)
Basic brown with some rainbow ones mixed in.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'counselor at large' at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (o2yvE)
Now, let's read the wiki article about nazism and mandatory State provided family fun.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strength_Through_Joy
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (PJOJz)
The German term was Kraft Durch Freude, and they had really nifty emblems for that!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lozxcsf
Replace the German eagle with a bald eagle, change out the nasty emblem with something appropriate, make sure the twisted cross motif is in rainbow colors, it will be wonderful.
She could make sure we have concerts and sea-cruises and camps and train rides and big big big bonfires where we take our multi-cultural oaths to Hillary and the nation.
One Nation! One People! All that stuff, YEAH!
Posted by: Kindtot at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Gloria Steinem at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Bruce Jender at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Hillary the Flute Player at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (QSU3+)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 19, 2015 03:03 PM
You're so strict...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (DL2i+)
Fun camps where the individuals produces a product or service of value..
And yes, you will get paid for it as well!!!
FSA says F off.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at March 19, 2015 03:20 PM (Y4US3)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 19, 2015 03:17 PM (U7H1n)
Guaranteed to be assless.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2015 03:20 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Hilldog, Camp Organizer at March 19, 2015 03:20 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:20 PM (MMC8r)
When does that ever happen?
Posted by: breakn70 at March 19, 2015 03:18 PM (3/MeG)
Obstructionist!
Posted by: Badda Bing 'counselor at large' at March 19, 2015 03:20 PM (o2yvE)
You'll settle for Motel 6...
You'll get... Happy Fun Camp run by DHS...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 19, 2015 03:20 PM (qh617)
So now I'm wondering how many people will go read the article and comment on it, resulting in a ban.
Funny thing about people, some times things just don't register.
Way, way back I was going through missile training at Ft. Bliss in Texas. The instructors said the next day we would be learning about the night vision system and the most important thing was not to remove the cover during daylight.
Sure enough, the next morning we entered a classroom and had a 3 hour block of instruction primarily on why we shouldn't take the cover off during the day.
After lunch, we had a one hour refresher course on what we learned that morning - with extra emphasis on why the cover should never be taken off during daylight.
Then we went out to the vehicles. Within a minute, someone took the cover their night scope.
A telltale puff of green phosphorus smoke curled up above the now-destroyed unit.
"Hey, I didn't know!" said the surprised soldier.
Sometimes it just doesn't matter how hard you try, people just don't listen.
Posted by: jwest at March 19, 2015 03:20 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 19, 2015 03:20 PM (Spluw)
But remember: No Puppies Allowed in Equilibrium!!! That'll get you killed.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 03:21 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (R8h2
Great idea. Really. I've wondered what organization might successfully sponsor such an effort.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 19, 2015 03:21 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Hank at March 19, 2015 03:21 PM (iI355)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 03:21 PM (C278+)
And look at the culture. Its positive for AIDS, dependency, lawlessness, rape, violence and racism. Gonna take more than penicillin to cure that.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (yRwC8)
We don't talk much anymore.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (WvS3w)
Hey, ol buddy.
Yeah, it's been a while since we talked.
Oh, no, I was just thinking about something and the fact that you work for Harry Reid occurred to me.
Yeah, I know, but my question is, how big of a net do you need to snag an 8-year-old?
Posted by: Hibiscus Credit-Unions at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (Q819Q)
Now, let's read the wiki article about nazism and mandatory State provided family fun.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strength_Through_Joy
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (PJOJz)
And the mask drops...
Posted by: The Unmasking Hat at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (0Ew3K)
Anyone ever heard of Prora?
http://tinyurl.com/fkh4b
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (wt/Oq)
Of course the alleged opposition will tell us this isn't the hill to die on either, so I guess I'll start looking forward to filling-out my "Manditory Summer
Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (4S/Ym)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 19, 2015 03:03 PM
You're so strict...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2015 03:19 PM (h4vJk)
I like strict.
Posted by: Bawny Fwank 'fun camp cownselaw' at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (o2yvE)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 03:14 PM (kff5f)
------------------------------------
Think.......targets.
Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (wt/Oq)
Posted by: Igor at March 19, 2015 03:23 PM (vu0fk)
I believe you were looking for this the other day:
"I Wasn't Treating My Husband Fairly, And It Wasn't Fair"
link: http://preview.tinyurl.com/lwmjxkk
Posted by: speedster1 at March 19, 2015 03:23 PM (xfE5u)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:23 PM (7ObY1)
Kraft durch Freude, bitches!
Posted by: Zombie Adolph Hitler
KdF -- holla! woot! woot! woot!
http://tinyurl.com/ybnoj6j
First thing we all thought.
But, on the upside, we're all getting Volkswagens.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 03:23 PM (kdS6q)
Hey, who doesn't think a FEMA camp sounds fun?
I look forward to the starvation diet, the forced labor, the razor wire, and the smell of freshly cremated human remains.
All hail Barack and Hillary.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 19, 2015 03:23 PM (R8h28)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (7ObY1)
Did someone say beheading?
Posted by: ISIS Fun Camp Counselor at March 19, 2015 03:23 PM (o2yvE)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:23 PM (MMC8r)
Go baby, go!
And...stay there, please.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2015 03:23 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 19, 2015 03:23 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:24 PM (FsuaD)
But seriously, I put my support hose on one leg at a time like everyone else.
Our day at Fun Camp could consist of some light yoga in the morning, gab fest with the gals, how to invest in cattle futures, burying the bodi.....I mean evide....I mean e-ma...I mean making cookies.
Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2015 03:24 PM (wUFzV)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 19, 2015 03:24 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:24 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 03:24 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:24 PM (MMC8r)
and they ran this training during daylight hours... why?
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 19, 2015 03:24 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 19, 2015 03:24 PM (LoIJo)
Best line from the Twatter from the H2:
don't worry about the fences and concertina wire, they're to keep the fun in!
LOFL
Posted by: imp at March 19, 2015 03:24 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 03:24 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2015 03:24 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 19, 2015 03:25 PM (/4AZU)
What, your not into women?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 03:25 PM (C278+)
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 19, 2015 03:25 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: dantesed at March 19, 2015 03:25 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 19, 2015 03:25 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2015 03:25 PM (oFCZn)
Mika.
That Shep bitch be too hairy.
Posted by: Citizen X
I'll bet Mika has more hair than waxed off Shep.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 03:25 PM (4S/Ym)
Then the 1994 wipeout of Democrats in Congress put the kibosh on those sorts of plans. Hillary went off to drink heavily and sulk about the VRWC. Bill settled in to a pleasant low-key routine of sticking cigars up interns' snatches and ducking the occasional subpoena.
The closest the Clintons got to implementing the yoof indoctrination scheme was Americorps. Which wasn't too good at indoctrination because the local Democratic hacks and ward-heelers simply stole the vast majority of the funds. Not too much left over for running Young Democrat camps.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 19, 2015 03:25 PM (noWW6)
I would say bowel movements....
but they even have "helpful advice" for flushing and wiping so that's out...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (4df7R)
I wanna go to the new Belsen
I wanna see some history
Now I got a reason a good e-con-o-my
I'm looking over the wall, they're looking back at me!
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (7ObY1)
ewwww
Posted by: m at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Joey choo-choo at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (phyTa)
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 19, 2015 03:24 PM (qh617)
Because it was the military.
The same reason they sent a trained typist to missile school.
Posted by: jwest at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Hal Dall, MD at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (kgdQ8)
Posted by: ISIS Fun Camp Counselor at March 19, 2015 03:23 PM (o2yvE)
Fcuker.
*Wipes Pepsi off monitor*
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (gfB4n)
Posted by: imp at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (XIXZz)
Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem to Walk Across DMZ Into North Korea.... From WZ
Go baby, go!
And...stay there, please.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2015 03:23 PM (+YMhA)
I hear North Korea is lovely this time of year. She should convince Hillary!, Fauxcahontas, Chelsea, and Mooch to accompany her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (FsuaD)
happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
happy happy
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 19, 2015 03:27 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (4df7R)
Trampolines.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2015 03:27 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 03:27 PM (V+8gv)
How can we use it politically?
Anybody know a good Ad company.
Maybe an opposition Party which might be interested in this?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 03:27 PM (PJOJz)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (zOTsN)
Yes, and your ballot will be pre-marked for your convenience...
Posted by: LOL Democracy at March 19, 2015 03:27 PM (0Ew3K)
After a ten minute break we then had another hour lecture on how to turn the headlights off.
Then that night, we went on a night drive with only black out markers.
That was a Fun! Fun Camp.
Posted by: Glorious Ung at March 19, 2015 03:27 PM (2p6Aa)
Are You Ready For Hitllary!
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (zOTsN)
Awesome. You need to copyright that.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at March 19, 2015 03:28 PM (gfB4n)
I keep thinking that it had Fred Astair but it may well have been some of the lesser luninaries of 1930s song and dance musicals. Maybe it had Shirley Temple.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 19, 2015 03:28 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2015 03:28 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:26 PM (FsuaD)
I think we should make it a litmus test of just how feminist these "ladies" are. Prove it, baby. Get to walking.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2015 03:28 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:22 PM (zOTsN)
Yes, and your ballot will be pre-marked for your convenience...
Posted by: LOL Democracy at March 19, 2015 03:27 PM (0Ew3K)
Perfect.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'counslor at large' at March 19, 2015 03:28 PM (o2yvE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2015 03:28 PM (659DL)
"Hillary Clinton to Camp Counselors:
I Want to Solve America's "Fun Deficit" With Government Funded Adult "Fun Camps,"
For Which You Would Be Paid to be Counselors At, Naturally"
We already have one: The Brass Rail.
Perhaps THIS particular idea of Hillary!'s isn't so bad ...
Posted by: Arbalest at March 19, 2015 03:28 PM (FlRtG)
I'm Jonen' for a 45.70.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 03:28 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 19, 2015 03:29 PM (phyTa)
Next up: Ted Cruz and Tom Cotton write Saudi King open letter on the dangers of fun camps.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 19, 2015 03:29 PM (NUqwG)
.
.
.
.
Es braust unser Hillary in Sturmwind dahin!!
I'll spare ya all the whole song but the Panzer Lied is now the Hillary Lied.
To be sung at the opening ceremony of each day at "Happy Happy Fun Canp"
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 19, 2015 03:29 PM (U7H1n)
I cannot fit that amount of crazy in my head right now.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 19, 2015 03:30 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: SpeciousImplausibility at March 19, 2015 03:30 PM (7Sht4)
This is something they ALL propose. Obama did the same thing a few years ago when he called for a Youth Brigade or some such- he ACTUALLY called it YOUTH something. It went away after about the millionth HitlerJugend joke. But this is something they actively crave.
They want to control all children born, not just at school but ALL the time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2015 03:30 PM (wt/Oq)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 19, 2015 03:30 PM (qG5kf)
Well, let's get the ball rolling here on Ace of Spades.
What reason is there to stand by the Republican Party? How many knives can we stand to pull from our backs? How many show votes should we tolerate? How many lies? Let's start the Great Voter Un-Registration Drive, and see if that get's their attention.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 19, 2015 03:30 PM (R8h28)
Posted by: Lea at March 19, 2015 03:30 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2015 03:27 PM (oFCZn)
Do not EVER mention "trampolines" in the same context as "Hillary Clinton" ever again.
*SHUDDER*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 19, 2015 03:30 PM (4df7R)
The Nazi's sure missed the boat, they could have just called everything "fun camps"
Posted by: Colin at March 19, 2015 03:30 PM (8BG+c)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 03:31 PM (C278+)
Let's Move[#youintotheshowers]!
Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2015 03:31 PM (ty633)
Posted by: WSMS at March 19, 2015 03:31 PM (6MZOZ)
Because I bet she's had a visit to "Fun Camp" (wink, wink) since retiring as SoS.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 03:31 PM (V+8gv)
Oh, I love this! Fuck around with people who don't fuck around. Always a good policy.
I hope she steps on a mine.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 19, 2015 03:31 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2015 03:31 PM (659DL)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:32 PM (zOTsN)
Please god let there be land mines, please, please pretty please.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 03:33 PM (C278+)
Seriously horrifying moment:
What would Hillary consider "fun"?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2015 03:31 PM (659DL)
Deleting emails.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 19, 2015 03:33 PM (4df7R)
What would Hillary consider "fun"?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2015 03:31 PM (659DL)
You don't want to know.
Posted by: Huma at March 19, 2015 03:33 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 19, 2015 03:33 PM (qG5kf)
Let's say that I'm eager to go to PG rated government fun camp. However, I'm going to want to have all day pillow fights with 5 attractive eighteen year old girls in bikinis, where are we going to get all of the young women in bikinis?
Sure, not every guy is going to want the 'pillow fight with 5 hot girls' Adult Fun package, but enough will that there will surely develop a shortage of pretty hot girls and pink fluffy pillows with feathers.
And are there going to be enough 'coffee enema kits' for everyone that wants that package?
And is the government going to have enough ammunition and explosives for any group packages the Horde might want to enjoy?
Those million rounds per minutes guns are going to go through a TON of ammo...!
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 19, 2015 03:33 PM (AC0lD)
Dear Fatty Dear Leader,
Please keep her.
M'kay?
Thx.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2015 03:33 PM (659DL)
That would be Fat Camp, because you would be put on a mandatory low-cal, vegan diet.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 03:33 PM (V+8gv)
Every night I ask Jesus if I should run for President again. Every night he answers the same way, "Si".
Then he cuts the lawn.
Posted by: Rick Sanatorium at March 19, 2015 03:33 PM (xQX/f)
Hellow fawdah
Greetings from Camp Liarwatha
Swimming's cool here
With Zombie Ted Kennedy
Y'all don't mind if someone else
Ships out ahead of me.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 19, 2015 03:33 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 19, 2015 03:34 PM (lG2E3)
Real quote:
Clinton said that she had never been to sleep away camp, but did try to relate to the audience with stories about how her daughter -- Chelsea -- wanted to go to go to German language camp when she was young.
"Bitte Mutti! Bitta!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 03:34 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:36 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2015 03:36 PM (gNTQS)
Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem to Walk Across DMZ Into North Korea.... From WZ
Go baby, go!
And...stay there, please.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2015 03:23 PM (+YMhA)"
Do they still have mine fields on both sides of the line?
Because I know that it wouldn't really be funny. But I would still laugh.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 19, 2015 03:36 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 03:36 PM (PJOJz)
You couldn't write this as a joke.
I mean, seriously, if you tried to write jokes like this, people would look at you and say, "eh... too far."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 03:36 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Hank at March 19, 2015 03:36 PM (iI355)
This has to be an Onion article.
Also, the birth of a new AOSHQ running gag: Things my 35-year-old daughter wanted to do that relate to stuff about you proles.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2015 03:36 PM (659DL)
Related to fun camps: the military will be conducting training drills in 7 western states, see the link at drudge and look at the map.... Texas and Utah will be considered hostile territory. Heh.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2015 03:36 PM (ODxAs)
..which is very similar to the hysterical way the right wing blogs reacted to Mrs. Clinton's fun and harmless comments about adult fun camps a few weeks ago.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 19, 2015 03:36 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:36 PM (FsuaD)
I don't know anything about the DMZ but I would guess you don't cross the line of demarcation unless the NKoreans let you, even in the DMZ. Step over the line and they lock you up, right?
Posted by: Glorious Ung at March 19, 2015 03:37 PM (2p6Aa)
I think she is trying to throw the game, like a boxer who is in too deep.
I think vodka-fueled dementia act is the only thing she can do to try to get out from under. Basically she is trying to keep out of jail at this point by being of diminished capacity.
Honestly, though, would anyone be surprised if she wound up OD'd on some barbiturates and vodka right now?
Posted by: Kindtot at March 19, 2015 03:37 PM (t//F+)
She was afraid her parents would move and not tell her.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 03:37 PM (C278+)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:38 PM (zOTsN)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_murder_incident
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at March 19, 2015 03:38 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 03:31 PM (V+8gv)
--------------------------------------------
That was one of the thoughts that went through my head. The other two thoughts were pie and Kate Upton.
Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2015 03:38 PM (/HX7u)
It's AC. This panel was held at the $5 keno table.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 19, 2015 03:38 PM (Y92Nd)
Alrighty.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
If that isn't trolling, that is proof positive of exactly zero political adeptness.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 19, 2015 03:38 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2015 03:38 PM (ODxAs)
Whatever happens, I'm sure hilarity will ensue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:38 PM (FsuaD)
Yes We Can !!!!!!!
Posted by: My Sisters' Brother at March 19, 2015 03:38 PM (g2ZH7)
This has to be an Onion article.
Posted by: Circa
When I "real quote", I mean it:
www.cnn.com/2015/03/19/politics/hillary-clinton-paid-speech-new-jersey-camp/
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 03:39 PM (kdS6q)
They are trying to gauge the atmosphere, I don't really think they seriously think these things are viable in the near term.
Posted by: Colonel Quokka at March 19, 2015 03:39 PM (ASn1R)
Will there be Federal funded vacations to Cuba in the package?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2015 03:40 PM (CWIQ2)
Obama's apparently already walking back his "mandatory voting" idea due to public backlash. Good to see that it apparently got a very swift negative response.
Posted by: junior at March 19, 2015 03:40 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 03:40 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 03:40 PM (PJOJz)
Posted by: Colonel Quokka at March 19, 2015 03:40 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: the Butcher at March 19, 2015 03:40 PM (fUjxW)
It would be f'n hilarious.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 03:40 PM (4S/Ym)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 03:40 PM (C278+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 19, 2015 03:40 PM (fWAjv)
The DMZ is loaded with land mines. So walking across might not be the best thing.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2015 03:38 PM (ODxAs)
...Or quite possibly the best thing ever. For the rest of us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2015 03:41 PM (wt/Oq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2015 03:41 PM (ODxAs)
Here we find HRC modeling the compulsory orange mao suit that all attendees must wear at all times:
http://tinyurl.com/n5wq9f8
Posted by: Alexander The Mediocre at March 19, 2015 03:42 PM (755Id)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 03:42 PM (PJOJz)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:42 PM (7ObY1)
I don't know anything about the DMZ but I would guess you don't cross the line of demarcation unless the NKoreans let you, even in the DMZ. Step over the line and they lock you up, right?
-----------------
If you're lucky.
If you're not lucky, they immediately kill you, execute your immediate family, and send your extended family to the camps.
And no, that's not hyperbole or exaggeration.
Posted by: junior at March 19, 2015 03:42 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2015 03:41 PM (ODxAs)
4o minutes left.
Adult fun camp ends at 4:21
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 19, 2015 03:43 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: People Corp at March 19, 2015 03:43 PM (TzeLs)
If you don't get blown up by a mine or cut in half by a machine gun.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 19, 2015 03:43 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:43 PM (7ObY1)
52%?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2015 03:43 PM (PJOJz)
Posted by: Kindtot at March 19, 2015 03:37 PM
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Yep. That's my guess.
Posted by: Igor at March 19, 2015 03:43 PM (vu0fk)
they paid Ol' Drunky?
they paid AC?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchidPhotobomb at March 19, 2015 03:43 PM (mJUSR)
Found 'em:
Waldsee ("Lake of the Woods") is the German immersion program offered by Concordia Language Villages.
"former U.S. President Bill Clinton, whose daughter Chelsea attended Waldsee for six summers."
http://tinyurl.com/k8gb9xm
Unglaublich.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 03:43 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Kim Jong-un at March 19, 2015 03:44 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Hillary! in a onesie made from a tent at March 19, 2015 03:44 PM (wUFzV)
Posted by: junior at March 19, 2015 03:44 PM (UWFpX)
All I can say is, I hope there's video of the crossing. I'd even pay to see it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:44 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: junior at March 19, 2015 03:40 PM (UWFpX)
--------------------------------------------
But it doesn't mean he's given up on the idea.
Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2015 03:45 PM (/HX7u)
I wonder if Ms. Steinheim is aware that Obama doesn't put rescuing American in peril at the top of his list.
Posted by: Amb. Stevens at March 19, 2015 03:45 PM (V+8gv)
Posted by: jmel at March 19, 2015 03:45 PM (cfFqn)
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at March 19, 2015 03:45 PM (hiT/m)
Oh, where to start.
And they can all hold hands. Hands Across the Minefield!
Talk about Fun Camp...
Posted by: tu3031 at March 19, 2015 03:45 PM (S0A/C)
Well, I imagine it would involve young girls, bowling pins, and Hillary's enormous, hemorrhoid-covered anus, with Soviet anthems playing in the background.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 19, 2015 03:46 PM (R8h28)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 19, 2015 03:46 PM (qG5kf)
Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2015 03:46 PM (ty633)
As long as the camp counselor's check cleared....
"What difference, at this point, does it make?"
Posted by: matthewjohn at March 19, 2015 03:46 PM (7pEow)
Posted by: jmel at March 19, 2015 03:45 PM (cfFqn)
I figured it was HIS idea.
Posted by: People Corp at March 19, 2015 03:46 PM (TzeLs)
Posted by: imp at March 19, 2015 03:46 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 03:46 PM (4S/Ym)
Posted by: junior at March 19, 2015 03:40 PM (UWFpX)
He still has a pen and a phone. TFG doesn't react well to losses. He'll double-down on it in the future.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:46 PM (7ObY1)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 03:47 PM (kff5f)
Amazed Obama floated this, he really has gone full Bullworth
Posted by: Gash at March 19, 2015 03:47 PM (Aow3m)
Adult Fun Camps are self-funding. They attract smurfs, which in turn produce smurf eggs, which contain Adult Fun Camp funding vouchers. Also, they're carbon neutral.
Duh.
Posted by: Vermin at March 19, 2015 03:47 PM (BkYT2)
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at March 19, 2015 03:47 PM (hiT/m)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2015 03:47 PM (659DL)
Posted by: concealedkerry or submit at March 19, 2015 03:47 PM (vXqv3)
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Of course not. This is the narcissist in chief that we're talking about here. But it does mean that he'll probably wait until he's out of office to do anything overt regarding it. Announcing it yesterday suggests that he believed he could make serious progress towards it while he was still in office.
Posted by: junior at March 19, 2015 03:47 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at March 19, 2015 03:47 PM (t2lvB)
Posted by: Hillary! in a onesie made from a tent
Point me the way to the Higgins boats.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 19, 2015 03:47 PM (/Ho8c)
"We are working at Treblinka
Waiting for the wink of doom"
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (KDbAT)
Enhance your language skills with active learning! At the beach try Schwimmen and Kanufahren. On the field shoot a goal and hear your friends shout TOOOOR! At Worpswede, our very own artists colony, test your leather-making skill or create a Buntglas stained glass piece of art. Work with clay on the wheel with Topfern, or even sew a traditional Dirndl. There is so much to do.
http://www.concordialanguagevillages.org/youth-languages
"We turn Sieg Heils into Sieg Smiles."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: People Corp at March 19, 2015 03:43 PM (TzeLs)
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Or northern Pakistan. I remember there was a choice.
Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (/HX7u)
are these 'fun camps' tied in with the Starbucks proposed forced conversations on race?
Yes. I mentioned upthread that if you read the link she wants Red Cabins and Blue Cabins and you "have to" talk to each other.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (JtwS4)
You're old, real old if you remember that. Compared to today's harpies she's a pussycat.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (t2lvB)
I don't know anything about the DMZ but I would guess you don't cross the line of demarcation unless the NKoreans let you, even in the DMZ. Step over the line and they lock you up, right?
Posted by: Glorious Ung at March 19, 2015 03:37 PM (2p6Aa)
LOCK YOU UP? You mean the pieces they find? I thought the DMZ was the most mined real estate on earth.
That having been said, I hope Steinem recruits a whole boatload of stupid bitches to join her.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (oKE6c)
Or it was designed to be retracted, so he can "float" something else instead.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Hillary2016 with better at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: MUMR at March 19, 2015 03:49 PM (maLc1)
I did NOT search for it...
Yet... I now see ads for it...
How... interesting...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 19, 2015 03:49 PM (qh617)
This is her pre announced last speech for pay, because then she announces her run for POTUS.
So people are paying attention to this speech. She is terrible
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:49 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:49 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (kdS6q)
-----------------------------------------
THREAD WINNAH!
Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2015 03:49 PM (/HX7u)
Bouncin' Bob has been missing in action for a while now, no? That new Lib, Julie Something, seems to have replaced him.
Got to be a story there. Rehab?
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:49 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 19, 2015 03:49 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: docweasel at March 19, 2015 03:50 PM (0r/VP)
I hate to say this, and please don't spread it around, but Barack is just really dumb. Really, really dumb. I mean dumber than me, even.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2015 03:50 PM (lG2E3)
*hic*,,, Huh,,, I said what????? *hic*..
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 19, 2015 03:50 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: MUMR at March 19, 2015 03:50 PM (maLc1)
Code Pink & Meaty Red.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 03:50 PM (4S/Ym)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 19, 2015 03:49 PM (oFCZn)
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The beatings will continue...
Posted by: RioBravo at March 19, 2015 03:50 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: docweasel at March 19, 2015 03:50 PM (0r/VP)
Waldsee ("Lake of the Woods") is the German immersion program offered by Concordia Language Villages.
Hillary's camp will be called Wannsee.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 03:51 PM (JtwS4)
The border goes directly down the center of the table.
This smells like s typical publicity stunt by a D-list bozo who has lost all relevance.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2015 03:51 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 19, 2015 03:51 PM (/Ho8c)
Ace
Oh-oh.
I might be in trouble.
102 Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2015 07:30
said he was going to start drinking at 730.
Beck post went up at 756.
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 19, 2015 07:34 AM (iVjJr)
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 19, 2015 03:51 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (kdS6q)
This...this should win you some award.
You're the Queen of the Internet today!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2015 03:51 PM (oFCZn)
Yeah, he's just trolling. Like when he floated the idea of taxing college savings plans...
Figure it's a distraction as well as a way to make something like Oregon's auto-motor voter registration look less extreme.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 03:51 PM (V+8gv)
Pretty please?
Posted by: Citizen X at March 19, 2015 03:51 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2015 03:51 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 19, 2015 03:52 PM (qG5kf)
The writing on the paper? Oh, that's just some old e-mai.....umm, let's start cutting!
Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2015 03:52 PM (wUFzV)
Posted by: Mary Clogggginstyne from Battleboobeh's, VT at March 19, 2015 03:52 PM (W6iIX)
Will Bill Clinton be distributing Lolita Airlines tickets to us?
Posted by: Kristophr at March 19, 2015 03:53 PM (6fIOn)
can i be paste monitor at camp
Posted by: choo choo joey biden at March 19, 2015 03:53 PM (lKyWE)
Code Pink & Meaty Red.
---------------
"Code Pink Mist"
Posted by: 3.14159 at March 19, 2015 03:53 PM (MaINI)
Pretty please?
Someone needs to set up a GoFundMe for plane tickets on Malaysia Airlines for them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 03:53 PM (4S/Ym)
Posted by: dantesed at March 19, 2015 03:53 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: concealedkerry or submit at March 19, 2015 03:53 PM (vXqv3)
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 19, 2015 03:53 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2015 03:53 PM (659DL)
seems kinda dangerous to sock mumr
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Think I've seen more than one post with his name on them. So it looks like it.
Posted by: junior at March 19, 2015 03:53 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 03:54 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Vox dweebs in shiny suits at March 19, 2015 03:54 PM (8CdUx)
What fun!
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2015 03:54 PM (8ikIW)
That's what I'm thinking. Steinem and friends won't be pulling their stunt out in the woods where no one can see them. They'll be doing it in front of the TV Cameras.
The point I was making was they have to have official permission from North Korea. They can't just sign up for a DMZ tour and then walk across the line in front of the cameras, and then walk back over the line.
Posted by: Glorious Ung at March 19, 2015 03:54 PM (2p6Aa)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at March 19, 2015 03:54 PM (Y4US3)
Posted by: MUMR at March 19, 2015 03:55 PM (maLc1)
Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2015 03:55 PM (ty633)
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 19, 2015 03:55 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 19, 2015 03:56 PM (1BQGO)
He always spells it out.
---------------
Doh. You're right. I forgot about that.
And I've also noticed the same hash in more than one post. Definite sock.
Posted by: junior at March 19, 2015 03:56 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (kdS6q)
That...that was inspired. Breathtaking in simplicity and beauty.
Bravo Zulu.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Checkered Pasts Lead the Spring Styles at the Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2015 03:56 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Oh no at March 19, 2015 03:57 PM (ZWRoJ)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 03:32 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah, but it reminds me more of the Panamanian dignity batallions, "Batallones de la dignidad" under Noriega.
Mostly good for intimidating and stealing and murdering their neighbors and political opponents, piss poor for anything else.
Posted by: Kindtot at March 19, 2015 03:57 PM (t//F+)
Oh please please please let Medea Benjamin and her gaggle of crusty crones go with Steinem.
Pretty please?
Someone needs to set up a GoFundMe for plane tickets on Malaysia Airlines for them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 03:53 PM (4S/Ym)"
Code Pink becomes Cloud Pink.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 19, 2015 03:57 PM (KDbAT)
Loosely, amusement makes you free.
Sorry, the Kraut may be off, my bad.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at March 19, 2015 03:57 PM (uPxUo)
When I went up there the tours were by the US Military (ROKs had their own) and the conference room was the highlight. One could walk around the table and the Norks would stand in the window and film everyone. So doing the table walk is just BS.
But you are correct, for her to do this anywhere else would require the approval of Dear Leader III.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2015 03:57 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 19, 2015 03:57 PM (7v8o1)
I think this Steinem to N Korea is a bunch of Bullsh*t. Anyone who goes
on one of the tours at the DMZ can "technically" go into NK when you
walk around the conference table.
The border goes directly down the center of the table.
This smells like s typical publicity stunt by a D-list bozo who has lost all relevance.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2015 03:51 PM (08Znv)
Yeah. Our son was all, "I've been to North Korea" and described stepping across the conference room. And he didn't even bother to get a photo.
Still, we can dream about a gaggle of prog twits blithely walking across the DMZ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 03:58 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: concealedkerry or submit at March 19, 2015 03:58 PM (vXqv3)
Posted by: Oh no at March 19, 2015 03:57 PM (ZWRoJ)
How can you have your pudding, if you don't eat your Meat!
Posted by: Brick, Wall.... some assembly required at March 19, 2015 03:58 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Kindtot
Hey, Piss Poor is my middle name!
XOX
JEF
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2015 03:58 PM (8ikIW)
A guy who got to freeze his ass in a Korean winter while his unit served a tour there said that apparently the Norks lose a few grunts every year to their own mines.
The regime has the usual totalitarian paranoia wherein maps are Ultra Sooper Dooper Galactic Top Seekret even from the lower ranks of their own military.
So, knowledge of where the mines are seems to be verbally conveyed only, and when FNGs rotate in, sometimes they don't get the straight dope on where not to step, or they misunderstand the instructions. Pow.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 19, 2015 03:58 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 19, 2015 03:59 PM (ZRMHz)
Posted by: Mark in Portland at March 19, 2015 03:59 PM (DpRZj)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 03:59 PM (4S/Ym)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 19, 2015 03:59 PM (Bn6aD)
Right Jane. Its only about 20 feet to the North door...perhaps these idiots can get so filled up with themselves that they actually try it.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2015 03:59 PM (08Znv)
-------------------
Ow.
I wonder if any of those are Uriah gambits?
Posted by: junior at March 19, 2015 04:00 PM (UWFpX)
543 Speaking to the Dickens Literary Association, Mrs. Clinton said that while she never had goose for Christmas dinner, her daughter Chelsea once wanted to order fois gras at Paul Bocuse's place in Lyon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Fucking pitch perfect.
HA!
Posted by: imp at March 19, 2015 04:00 PM (XIXZz)
In Obama world there is always something else to float.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 04:00 PM (C278+)
That's what the JEF wanted. He has all the instincts of a dictator
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 04:00 PM (zOTsN)
On the other hand they know their mines work.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Checkered Pasts Lead the Spring Styles at the Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2015 04:00 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2015 04:00 PM (V+8gv)
I'm so lost, I can't figgure out what they/BHO's creware using for a manual??
Animal Farm
1984
Fahrenheight 451
Atlas Shrugged
Harrison Burgeson
I'm so confused on what to read up on, so I know what to do
Posted by: Mary Clogggginstyne from Battleboobeh's, VT at March 19, 2015 04:00 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: People Corp at March 19, 2015 04:00 PM (TzeLs)
Wouldnt South Korea stop the loons?
Posted by: Sparky at March 19, 2015 04:01 PM (iQIUe)
These being Nork peasants (mostly), what's the chance they're doing it on purpose?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:01 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: President Prolapse at March 19, 2015 04:01 PM (maLc1)
That's what the JEF wanted. He has all the instincts of a dictator
He put the dick in dictator...
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 19, 2015 04:01 PM (Bn6aD)
I think he was talking about arming up all of the federal governments bureaucracies, which he has done.
Just, you know, in case.
Military votes wayy to R for Obama to really trust them.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 04:01 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 19, 2015 04:01 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: NYC Deracinated Parent at March 19, 2015 04:01 PM (xkhWm)
Posted by: Bobby Ahr at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (zmZ2x)
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (48QDY)
Animal Farm
1984
Fahrenheight 451
Atlas Shrugged
Harrison Burgeson
All of them. It's kind of like an authoritarian anthology.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (uLWyW)
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: President Prolapse at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (maLc1)
BTW - when you're over at Starbucks today having your conservation on race, might want to ask why Chelsea spent 6 summers at a camp where she was virtually certain to never meet a non-Aryan.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (kdS6q)
Can we start a dialogue about this?
Posted by: Colonel Quokka at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (ASn1R)
Of course not, man.
They should be looking *BONG RIP* in Area 51, man.
Posted by: Hecturd's intelligent twin at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (JBzwC)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon
A new game: Twisted Twister?
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2015 04:03 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 19, 2015 04:03 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: www2.hunsa.com at March 19, 2015 04:03 PM (B3dqc)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2015 04:03 PM (wUFzV)
Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (uLWyW)
===
Thats why I immediately suspected it was his idea.
Posted by: People Corp at March 19, 2015 04:03 PM (TzeLs)
So I've been looking for info on the Sweden shooting. Found an article that says Sweden has had gang problems since the 90s. Says there are all kinds of gangs, motorcycle gangs, street gangs.
Expert quoted: Amir Rostami.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 04:03 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: President Prolapse at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (maLc1)
Can I get a pink triangle?
Posted by: Shep Smith at March 19, 2015 04:03 PM (oFCZn)
I believe Goldberg wrote about this in his book.
Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2015 04:04 PM (ty633)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2015 04:04 PM (Wae8x)
wow.
ace, just post fun camp and boobeh threads on repeat and you never have to work again.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 04:04 PM (AkOaV)
That's what the JEF wanted. He has all the instincts of a dictator
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 04:00 PM (zOTsN)
And.... 5 cities in the US... including Stockton CA, have signed up to cede control to the Feds...
Feds will fund this 'pilot project'... and run these once local Police Depts.
Posted by: Brick, Wall.... some assembly required at March 19, 2015 04:04 PM (qh617)
Just, you know, in case.
Military votes wayy to R for Obama to really trust them.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 04:01 PM (AkOaV)
We're working on that.
Posted by: Obama Administration at March 19, 2015 04:05 PM (48QDY)
"Let me be clear ..." (everyone leans forward)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 04:05 PM (oKE6c)
Hillary has a final solution to the old thread, spammer problem too.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2015 04:05 PM (kivUY)
Animal Farm
1984
Fahrenheight 451
Atlas Shrugged
Harrison Burgeson
All of them. It's kind of like an authoritarian anthology.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:02 PM (kff5f)
Don't forget watching The Lives Of Others on infinite loop.
*watches the warming glow of the Burning Of The Brackets*
Seriously, this is so so so my most favorite time of year.
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 19, 2015 04:05 PM (mf5HN)
"LOCK YOU UP? You mean the pieces they find? I thought the DMZ was the
most mined real estate on earth. That having been said, I hope Steinem
recruits a whole boatload of stupid bitches to join her."
A guy who got to freeze his ass in a Korean winter while his unit
served a tour there said that apparently the Norks lose a few grunts
every year to their own mines.
The regime has the usual totalitarian paranoia wherein maps are
Ultra Sooper Dooper Galactic Top Seekret even from the lower ranks of
their own military.
So, knowledge of where the mines are seems to be verbally conveyed
only, and when FNGs rotate in, sometimes they don't get the straight
dope on where not to step, or they misunderstand the instructions. Pow.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 19, 2015 03:58 PM (noWW6)"
One of the aspects of Stalin's paranoia was that not only were maps highly classified, they were deliberately made wrong.
One of the aspects of life that Aleksander Solzhynitsin related about being an officer during the Great Patriotic War Against Fascism was that before any offensive, the Russians would send raiding parties to capture German maps so that they could make plans because the German maps were accurate.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 19, 2015 04:05 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: NYC Deracinated Parent at March 19, 2015 04:06 PM (1Vkqm)
Swedish gangs.
Sounds real intimidating.
Bunch of metro euro types in tight leather pants dealing crack on the street corners.
What is the world coming to?
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 04:06 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 19, 2015 04:06 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Blue State Hostage at March 19, 2015 04:06 PM (xoVF9)
Tried to post 'Mine' in Korean.
Lucky to get an apostrophe to post!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 19, 2015 04:06 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: People Corp at March 19, 2015 04:07 PM (TzeLs)
Bur will there be camp subsidies for the poor undocumented campers?
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2015 04:07 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Sparky at March 19, 2015 04:01 PM (iQIUe)
Why? They like entertainment just like everyone else.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 04:07 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 19, 2015 04:07 PM (WvS3w)
eh, even the obama purges of officers can't change 200 years of military culture in 8 years.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 04:07 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: NYC Deracinated Parent at March 19, 2015 04:07 PM (xkhWm)
Seriously, this is so so so my most favorite time of year.
This is the time of year when I am completely out of touch with the national psyche.
I turn in my Man Card during March Madness and pick it up later.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (JtwS4)
Can you'all put your pants back on?
We have dignitaries for a visit that starts in 2 minutes
Some of them are new to this place
regards,
Posted by: The NSA at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: wth
Probably not, someones gotta do the work while you're at camp.
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (8ikIW)
Oh. Wow.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 19, 2015 04:03 PM (/Ho8c)
-----------------------------------------
So when Bigby says don't go there, don't go there.
Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Fun Camp admissions clerk at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (C278+)
kinda neat. It's near the coast, I wonder if they'll have sailing
activities? Day trips to Italy? Swimming in the Aegean?
Of course. Let me book you a ticket.
Posted by: George Soros at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (oKE6c)
It is perfectly within doctrine to clear paths in minefields by driving cows before you.
Ok, now where do I go to formally denounce myself?
Posted by: Kindtot at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (t//F+)
Well, if nothing else, it'd be the weirdest spark for a civil war in human history. It'd be something fresh and new. So we may have that going for us.
Posted by: Stu-22 at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (vd4oB)
Moscow telephone directories apparently were top secret.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 04:07 PM (oKE6c)
Just tell them it's a Real Life Zerg Rush!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (JtwS4)
I here 'ya.
I view Basketball much like most of the horde views soccer.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (kff5f)
::grumbles::
god damn it, fine.
But my good pants are in the washing machine!
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 04:09 PM (AkOaV)
Seriously, this is so so so my most favorite time of year.
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 19, 2015 04:05 PM (mf5HN)
Lemon square?
Schadenfreude?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2015 04:09 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: President Prolapse at March 19, 2015 04:09 PM (maLc1)
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2015 04:09 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Stu-22 at March 19, 2015 04:09 PM (vd4oB)
Ask me if I had Iowa State in the title game.
Go ahead.
Then duck.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2015 04:10 PM (659DL)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:10 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 19, 2015 04:10 PM (0NdlF)
I turn in my Man Card during March Madness and pick it up later.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (JtwS4)
*stares at you uncomprehendingly*
I don't. I can't even. Evens, I am all out of them.
Just. What?
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 19, 2015 04:10 PM (mf5HN)
Amazed Obama floated this, he really has gone full Bullworth
Posted by: Gash at March 19, 2015 03:47 PM (Aow3m)
____________
You're missing the bigger picture.
Obama doesn't care if Joe LIV shows up to vote or not. He just wants Joe LIV to be registered to vote. If Joe shows up, great. If not, Joe's ballot will be filled out by a DNC operative.
And since every election will now have 100% participation, it will be impossible to prove fraud (not that anyone in the GOP bothers trying now).
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 19, 2015 04:10 PM (0LHZx)
And it would give some real time training to SAR teams looking for the Alzheimer's patients.
They could call it Camp Darwin where only the functional could survive. It would help reduce the unfunded liability of Social Security. Everybody wins.
Posted by: Glorious Ung at March 19, 2015 04:10 PM (2p6Aa)
Posted by: Blue State Hostage at March 19, 2015 04:10 PM (xoVF9)
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2015 04:11 PM (wAQA5)
Today Ace puts up a fun post, the wife is out of town so I need dinner recommendations.
Horde sourcing only the important issues.
Posted by: tbodie at March 19, 2015 04:11 PM (b/6cr)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 04:07 PM (oKE6c)
Just tell them it's a Real Life Zerg Rush!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (fWAjv)
The South Koreans could make it an attraction: have the stupid bitches wear numbers, and then they take bets on which of them make it how far before stepping on a mine. Kinda like "Stupid Bitch Bingo."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 04:11 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2015 04:04 PM (Wae8x)
Yeah... but the key is the hidden antenna that rises up out of the Flag pole... that makes it Special...
Posted by: Staff Sgt. Kinchloe at March 19, 2015 04:11 PM (qh617)
He put the dick in dictator...
That would be me.
Posted by: Reggie at March 19, 2015 04:11 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at March 19, 2015 04:11 PM (48QDY)
apparently bibi said, "just kidding. two states are fine" and obama said "ha, fuck you, you lying j00."
(my summation)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 04:11 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: tbodie at March 19, 2015 04:11 PM (b/6cr)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 19, 2015 04:11 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 19, 2015 04:12 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (JtwS4)
I here 'ya.
I view Basketball much like most of the horde views soccer.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (kff5f)
This is the only time of the year I ever pay sort of any attention to basketball.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 19, 2015 04:12 PM (ZRMHz)
6:00 Yoga
7:00 Juice and berry breakfast
8:00 Morning discussion on race
9:00 More Yoga
10:00 Nappy Time!
11.00 Discuss your inner-self with a stranger
12:00 Soy milk and whole wheat bread lunch
1:00 Afternoon discussion on race
2:00 Nature walk
3:00 Accepting your homosexual inner-self workshop
4:00 Non-violent sport time of share the ball with you neighbor
5:00 poetry reading by Maya Angelou
6:00 Dinner of goats milk and carrot with spinach
7:00 Evening discussion on race
8:00 Watch re-runs of the West Wing
10: 00 Evening prayer to Gaia
10:15 Candles out
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 19, 2015 04:12 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Glen at March 19, 2015 04:12 PM (Kj2zW)
Posted by: OCBill at March 19, 2015 04:12 PM (F7PsT)
I believe Goldberg wrote about this in his book.
Rube?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 04:12 PM (4S/Ym)
even the obama purges of officers can't change 200 years of military culture in 8 years.
i can't imagine the level of betrayal the military must feel right now after barky snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory in iraq
Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 04:12 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (fWAjv)
I turn in my Man Card during March Madness and pick it up later.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (JtwS4)
__________
You're not alone.
I too don't give a fuck about a bunch of (snicker) student "athletes" playing basketball for 3 weeks straight.
I always find it funny how 2 colleges you've never heard of playing a game that will be forgotten tomorrow is the biggest event in the world.
But whatever....if that's your thing, have fun.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: People Corp at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (TzeLs)
Hard to go wrong with tacos or burgers.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 03:48 PM (kdS6q)
I'm bumping this again because it's so good.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (jCH/T)
I don't. I can't even. Evens, I am all out of them
*hangs head in shame*
Plus that evil lying Ex loves March Madness and changes her profile pic to the MSU Trojan logo and fuck her I don't want her to have any pleasure in life.
Also, did you see I left you a treat at #193?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (JtwS4)
Ok, now where do I go to formally denounce myself?
Posted by: Kindtot at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (t//F+)
don't you think is we had Cows for this plan...
WE WOULD F"n EAT THEM????
Posted by: North Korean Army at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (qh617)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (kivUY)
the time Ace put up a fun post the wife was out of town and I got hot dogs for dinner.
.............................
Lucky. In camp you only get one.
Posted by: wth - Fun Camp Chef at March 19, 2015 04:14 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 19, 2015 04:15 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 19, 2015 04:15 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: Phinn at March 19, 2015 04:15 PM (DLUnW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2015 04:15 PM (rDqRv)
I turn in my Man Card during March Madness and pick it up later.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 04:08 PM (JtwS4)
I hear you bro'. If I want to go to sleep all I have to do is turn on a basketball game. Fast asleep in under 5 minutes.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 04:15 PM (C278+)
Maybe, maybe not.
They certainly don't like Obama much.
But I don't think they liked building schools and winning hearts and minds while having to avoid IEDs all day, either.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 04:15 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: HRC POTUS at March 19, 2015 04:15 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Jane at March 19, 2015 04:15 PM (rDidp)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (JtwS4)
She didn't. She married you.
Owwwww!!!!
Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress, and don't forget to try the veal.
Posted by: Andrew Dice Bannion at March 19, 2015 04:15 PM (V+kmg)
A ringing Presidential endorsement if ever there was one.
Posted by: baldur5 at March 19, 2015 04:16 PM (N44gh)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2015 04:16 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 19, 2015 04:16 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Phinn at March 19, 2015 04:15 PM (DLUnW)
OH..... its gonna be run by UN Blue Helmets?
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 19, 2015 04:16 PM (qh617)
Posted by: HRC POTUS at March 19, 2015 04:16 PM (48QDY)
Today Ace puts up a fun post, the wife is out of town so I need dinner recommendations.
Horde sourcing only the important issues.
Posted by: tbodie at March 19, 2015 04:11 PM (b/6cr)
This seems appropriate here:
http://onion.com/190EXFM
All food is Serious Business. Go for steak with a side of ribs. Plus some steak fries so you get a vegetable.
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 19, 2015 04:16 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2015 04:16 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 19, 2015 04:10 PM (mf5HN)
------------------------------------------------
It's the only time of the year he feels comfortable putting on the cheerleader outfit.
Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2015 04:16 PM (/HX7u)
Hard to go wrong with tacos or burgers.
Or Chik-fil-a or pizza & beer.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 04:17 PM (4S/Ym)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2015 04:17 PM (vPh3W)
They can be sweet potato fries, if you want to be all healthy.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:17 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Hillarrhoids 2016 at March 19, 2015 04:17 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Gomez at March 19, 2015 04:17 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:17 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: President Prolapse at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (maLc1)
I always find it funny how 2 colleges you've never heard of playing a
game that will be forgotten tomorrow is the biggest event in the world.
But whatever....if that's your thing, have fun.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (0LHZx)
Some of the "student" athletes can even read, I bet.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (ty633)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (Bn6aD)
Some of us will never make the camps.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (4S/Ym)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (j1Wvr)
Plus that evil lying Ex loves March Madness and changes her profile pic to the MSU Trojan logo and fuck her I don't want her to have any pleasure in life.
Also, did you see I left you a treat at #193?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 04:13 PM (JtwS4)
Yes, but it brings me joy and, as we all know, that's the important thing.
Hey! I was told there would be no pictures! *goes hunting for who leaked that*
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (mf5HN)
MSU Trojan Spartan logo
Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2015 04:17 PM (vPh3W)
Hmmm.... didn't I see him over there... furry guy... kinda short....
He was being chased by a big white ball....
Posted by: #6 at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2015 04:19 PM (659DL)
I purge every day. Sometimes several times a day.
Also, the DoS Phantom Shitter left when I did. I wonder why...
Posted by: President Prolapse at March 19, 2015 04:19 PM (maLc1)
Good luck to anybody trying to police Stockton.
I-5 runs right through, and I-5 is a massive transit corridor for Mexican drug cartel bulk shipments coming up from Southern California.
Stockton is one of the points where those shipments get broken down to smaller car loads and then run on in to the SF Bay Area's urban core via I-580.
There is a shit-ton of violence associated with various Mexican gangs trying to hijack each other's pharmaceutical payloads. Just horrific levels of murders, a lot of which are probably never detected. The bodies just vanish out into the surrounding Central Valley farmland.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 19, 2015 04:19 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 19, 2015 04:19 PM (zOTsN)
participation, it will be impossible to prove fraud (not that anyone in
the GOP bothers trying now).
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 19, 2015 04:10 PM (0LHZx)"
Well, that is not entirely true. I have spent a number of vacation days on election day as a poll watcher (Motto: Every live Democrat gets to vote once each election). How much good it does, I don't know. I think that I might have deterred some hanky panky and the big deal was when they were still using the Vote-O-Matic punch cards, my presence kept them from signing a bunch of names after the poll closed and punching up a bunch of cards.
I never heard of anybody being prosecuted, though.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 19, 2015 04:19 PM (KDbAT)
Speaking of Gojira, had to go through online training on company products.
If someone's Internet server in City A goes down, our product will helpfully reroute users to the City B backup server.
The accompanying graphic showed Godzilla curb-stomping City A.
Jazz away, Gojira.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 19, 2015 04:19 PM (0NdlF)
i suck at this
Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 04:19 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Sharon W at March 19, 2015 04:20 PM (Xhsh5)
It just sounds weird.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Checkered Pasts Lead the Spring Styles at the Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2015 04:20 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: wth - Fun Camp Chef at March 19, 2015 04:14 PM (wAQA5)
And the hot dog is a tofurkey dog on a sandy gluten free bun. But you do get Heinz ketchup!
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2015 04:20 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (oKE6c)
I was an undergrad at Providence (Big East) back when Patrick Ewing was at Georgetown.
Our infamous "Section S" used to hold us signs that said, "Patrick, can you read this?" at every Georgetown/Providence game.
It was their only satisfaction just before Ewing scored his routine 38 points, 10 boards and 8 assists.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2015 04:20 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: President Prolapse at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (maLc1)
and for the new Season of Survivor, the most challenging environment yet...
DHS Happy Fun Camp....
Posted by: TV Guide at March 19, 2015 04:20 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Socratease at March 19, 2015 04:21 PM (82qVG)
I have a Platinum membership and I didn't get a new post.
How about you Diamond Membership folk? (Fcuking 1%ers....)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2015 04:21 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 19, 2015 04:21 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Manuel Labor at March 19, 2015 04:21 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Jane at March 19, 2015 04:15 PM (rDidp)
Must've been a day ending in 'y'.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 19, 2015 04:22 PM (D5hxK)
It's so perfectly Orwellian.
Posted by: wheatie at March 19, 2015 04:22 PM (ckH+e)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:17 PM (kff5f)
Ok, we got tacos, burgers or steak. So, which goes best with cheap whiskey?
Posted by: tbodie at March 19, 2015 04:22 PM (b/6cr)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2015 04:23 PM (MDgS8)
- Harf, get your fat legs over here!!Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 19, 2015 04:23 PM (qG5kf)
Posted by: Camp Kapo at March 19, 2015 04:23 PM (aavAb)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 19, 2015 04:23 PM (C278+)
We'll gladly take the credit for corrupt horndogs like Bill, but not for that.
Posted by: Cheap Carny Grifter from Arkansas at March 19, 2015 04:23 PM (w1EBd)
Posted by: tbodie at March 19, 2015 04:22 PM (b/6cr)
Gotta be the steak.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:23 PM (kff5f)
I-5.... and 99 Highway... both go through Stockton...
Only 2 routes North in California West of the Mountains (395 is East... but its pretty desolate out there).
Posted by: TV Guide at March 19, 2015 04:23 PM (qh617)
What is the world coming to?
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 19, 2015 04:06 PM (AkOaV)
I'm guessing some are also russians and chechins and croats and serbs and such.
And radical Lutherans.
Posted by: Kindtot at March 19, 2015 04:23 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: People Corp at March 19, 2015 04:23 PM (TzeLs)
Oh, please, Hil, at an adult camp, meant for fun, we can be with one another. We can love each other!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 19, 2015 04:23 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: NYC Deracinated Parent at March 19, 2015 04:23 PM (xkhWm)
---------------------
Ya think?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Celebrating 9 months at Camp Banhammer. at March 19, 2015 04:24 PM (vPh3W)
Yes, but it brings me joy and, as we all know, that's the important thing.
Impenetrable argument. I am now on Team March Madness in reverence for you.
So I'm going to pay rapt attention to the Sweet Sixteen year olds.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 04:24 PM (JtwS4)
they'll have to kill me @ home to get me back to Camp Roberts.
fuck that for a game of soldiers.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 19, 2015 04:24 PM (lsWof)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2015 04:24 PM (b4JMJ)
Posted by: Garrett at March 19, 2015 04:24 PM (Tf11y)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 19, 2015 04:25 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 19, 2015 04:25 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2015 04:25 PM (rDqRv)
It was more of a day camp, though.
Whatever it takes to make Obamacare work, amiright?
Posted by: Cheap Carny Grifter from Arkansas at March 19, 2015 04:25 PM (w1EBd)
Posted by: rd at March 19, 2015 04:25 PM (JMsTM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Celebrating 9 months at Camp Banhammer
Wait..., gotta change the nic..., ah, that's better
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Celebrating 9 months at Fun Camp Banhammer. at March 19, 2015 04:25 PM (vPh3W)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 04:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: NYC Deracinated Parent at March 19, 2015 04:25 PM (1Vkqm)
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2015 04:26 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 04:19 PM (lKyWE)
---------------------------------------
Sounds like someone needs to go to Fun Camp.
Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2015 04:26 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2015 04:27 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Pajama Boy at March 19, 2015 04:27 PM (wAQA5)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 04:25 PM (FsuaD)
Jane D'Oh: Watching The Five so you don't have to.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2015 04:27 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Hillary's FEMA fun camp director at March 19, 2015 04:27 PM (rJBhB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2015 04:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2015 04:27 PM (MDgS8)
"We turn Sieg Heils into Sieg Smiles."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
I'm bumping this again because it's so good.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Also had:
"Arbeit Macht Wheeeeee!"
as my hole card.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 04:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Zombie Larry Grathwohl at March 19, 2015 04:27 PM (3ZtZW)
Hillary: "Mmbsfff, gurgle, mbfffmff, gaggggg, arrrrr."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 19, 2015 04:27 PM (NeFrd)
I need a good sauce (no alcohol available) that I could put on some steaks tonight. I think my wife forgot to grab charcoal when she went to the store yesterday, but steak is on the menu tonight...
Steak on the griddle, or in a pan, just sort of demands a good sauce.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:28 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: tbodie
Gotta be the steak.
Posted by: AllenG
Soft Tacos. They come back up easier.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 04:28 PM (4S/Ym)
FREE unemployment checks.
FREE obama phones.
FREE health insurance.
And, now, FREE fun camp.
OMG, I LUV the DEMOCRATS!!
Posted by: LIV No. 15,230,435 at March 19, 2015 04:28 PM (OZmbA)
Only 2 routes North in California West of the Mountains (395 is East... but its pretty desolate out there).
Mule Days in Bishop is really cool
Posted by: kj at March 19, 2015 04:28 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: NYC Deracinated Parent at March 19, 2015 04:29 PM (1Vkqm)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 19, 2015 04:28 PM (kff5f)
What do you have on hand?
Cream? peppercorns? shallots? red wine? blue cheese? butter?
What's the pantry look like?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2015 04:29 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: tbodie at March 19, 2015 04:29 PM (b/6cr)
"Arbeit Macht Wheeeeee!"
as my hole card.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 19, 2015 04:27 PM (kdS6q)
LOL!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2015 04:30 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Pol Pot at March 19, 2015 04:30 PM (aavAb)
Kroger's 1887 sauce. (Store brand of Heinz 57)
And some Salt Grass Steakhouse seasoning.
(Again, from Kroger)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 04:30 PM (4S/Ym)
He was being chased by a big white ball....
Posted by: #6 at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (qh617)
ROVERS? We have ROVERS? We will never escape now!
Posted by: Kindtot at March 19, 2015 04:31 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Ferguson protestor at March 19, 2015 04:31 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2015 04:32 PM (4S/Ym)
Has Juan Williams, the Liberal Foil substitute, embarrassed himself out of the job yet?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 19, 2015 04:32 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2015 04:20 PM (V+kmg)
_____________
RACIST!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 19, 2015 04:32 PM (0LHZx)
Why are there so many ovens at Camp Hillary? Weird.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 19, 2015 04:16 PM (0LHZx)
Yay! Pizza!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2015 04:34 PM (SpnVI)
Now that right there is funny. Top notch gallows humor.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 19, 2015 04:34 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2015 04:37 PM (hLs7M)
Posted by: Jason Voorhees at March 19, 2015 04:37 PM (R+e7m)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 19, 2015 04:18 PM (j1Wvr)
When I was in Korea an E6 Tank Commander was shot through the head near the DMZ. He had a wife and two children. We were told it was a training accident.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 19, 2015 04:42 PM (lG2E3)
"She didn't say that last part, but let's face it-- who the hell else would pay for an Adult Fun Camp, if not the government?"
So Hillary is just dog whistling here that she intends to continue with Obama's FunEmployment policy.
Posted by: Speller at March 19, 2015 04:46 PM (PsEVn)
Posted by: DoverPro at March 19, 2015 04:54 PM (wN82N)
Posted by: TexasJew at March 19, 2015 05:01 PM (/RjIj)
Posted by: thesgm at March 19, 2015 05:16 PM (T0dFH)
Posted by: Michael Haz at March 19, 2015 05:21 PM (APCKW)
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2015 05:51 PM (aYY6q)
Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at March 19, 2015 05:56 PM (Xg82m)
Nope. Can't tell the difference between that and your typical Communist re-education camps that were so popular to Mao and Pol Pot.
The only charitable interpretation that I can put on this is that she was drunk. If she wasn't, then she is one of the most evil persons alive today. ISIS will take your body and your head; Hillary wants your soul.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 19, 2015 06:45 PM (PEgKF)
Happy, Ace? You said "500 comments". It only took 57 minutes.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 19, 2015 06:46 PM (PEgKF)
Posted by: Frank Reynolds at March 19, 2015 06:47 PM (Dhdnu)
Posted by: George Liquor at March 19, 2015 06:59 PM (fh2Y7)
insane - the nazi's tried this sort of thing.
The League of German Girls or, maybe,
the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strength_Through_Joy
Posted by: asswipee at March 19, 2015 07:09 PM (eS0nh)
Of course if this Adult Fun Camp was into S&M, they'd give me Hillary and insist I do something with or to her. That would be torture--but if I was a masochist, I could dig it.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 19, 2015 07:23 PM (wdHk6)
Posted by: Corona at March 19, 2015 08:07 PM (fh2Y7)
Be. Still. My. Heart.
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Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)