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This Ended Poorly: Black People Attempt to Tweet Their "Real Talk" About Race At Starbucks' Executive; He Blocks Them, Then Deletes the Account

Yeahhhh let's have that Real Talk About Race, Starbucks.



Well what I'm thinking is that some blacks were annoyed that this was a sort of Cultural Appropriation, which isn't a thing but most of what the SJWs talk about is completely made up, and an example of Privilege, all these White People talking about race issues like they know.

So anyway, they expressed that opinion about race -- which I think is wrong, but then, no one cares about my opinion about racial matters; my role in the National Conversation is to sit silently while I am vented at -- and so this Starbucks guy almost immediately Shuts Down The Conversation His Company Is Trying to Have.

Here's his explanation:

Following the backlash, Starbucks' senior vice president of communications, Corey duBrowa, deleted his Twitter account, which added to critics' outrage.

...

DuBrowa told Business Insider that he deleted his account because he was he was attacked by critics of the campaign.

"I was personally attacked through my Twitter account around midnight last night and the tweets represented a distraction from the respectful conversation we are trying to start around Race Together," duBrowa said. "I'll be back on Twitter soon."

Let me explain something to you, Jasper: If you want to have a Corporate-Sponsored Discussion of Race, one of the topics must inevitably be should we have a corporate-sponsored discussion of race? And if you're not willing to even entertain that question, you're not really willing to have a discussion of race.

You should also be prepared for the fact that all "discussions of race" start and end with attacks on the motives of anyone identified as white, white-acting, or white-employed (is Starbucks just doing this to get black people to buy their coffee?!?!), and this is not only part of the discussion, but usually the entirety of the discussion.

And if you're not adult enough and intelligent enough to recognize that "conversations on race" are chiefly group tribal attacks and coordinated tribal point-scoring, you're also not ready to have this "conversation on race" that you think you want.

I got news for you, idiots: Schultz' idea of a conversation on race is one upper-class white progressive chatting with another upper-class white progressive about a Dickens of a story he heard on NPR.

That's not what "discussions on race" really are, Idiots.

Eh, why tell you about it? I don't want to spoil the surprise.



Posted by: Ace at 06:11 PM




Comments

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1 This ended well.

Posted by: rd at March 17, 2015 06:12 PM (JMsTM)

2 Well, that turned out about the way everyone expected. At least there aren't any stores burning.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 17, 2015 06:12 PM (74McK)

3 Maybe we can drink our over-priced, over-roasted coffee in peace now?

Posted by: rd at March 17, 2015 06:13 PM (JMsTM)

4 Should a white muthafukka be allowed to drink his coffee "black"?!?

Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at March 17, 2015 06:14 PM (A8mmh)

5 Do they serve Starbucks black coffee on the school to prison pipeline?

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at March 17, 2015 06:14 PM (EQoeI)

6 So anyway, they expressed that opinion about race -- which I think is wrong, but then, no one cares about my opinion about racial matters; my role in the National Conversation is to sit silently while I am ventied at -- and so this Starbucks guy almost immediately Shuts Down The Conversation His Company Is Trying to Have.

FIFY

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy, Guinness in hand at March 17, 2015 06:15 PM (0HooB)

7 Although it would have been fun to ask the Nordic Ski Team staff of the nearest Starbucks why there are no Stadbucks in Paterson NJ, Liberty City or Miami Gardens?

Posted by: rd at March 17, 2015 06:15 PM (JMsTM)

8 Wow the Titanic did not sink this quickly

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:15 PM (tr/8D)

9 Nobody could have foreseen this.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 06:16 PM (sdi6R)

10 And why is it when you ask for yo coffee black, they still leave room for the white creamer and shit?!? Like fill that shit to the brim, homeboy!! Don't leave out blackness cuz you're saving space for the white milky devil!!

Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at March 17, 2015 06:17 PM (A8mmh)

11 Who is nobody, and why wasn't the Starsux CEO told about this?

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 17, 2015 06:17 PM (74McK)

12 I want to have a conversation on race.


*But don't bring up the whole "race" thing, 'kay*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 17, 2015 06:17 PM (LA7Cm)

13 I thoght at first that conservative backlash forced to quit Twitter. But no! It was of course wild-eyed leftists attacking him for only being a mealy-mouthed leftist.

Let the circular firing squad continue! Free lattes for everyone who bags a corporate officer!

Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2015 06:17 PM (K4YiS)

14 That barista who just served me coffee doesn't have the guts to have a conversation about race with me.

Posted by: Eric "Has Anyone Seen My Chin Lately" Holder at March 17, 2015 06:18 PM (UlJ3l)

15 "I was personally attacked through my Twitter account around midnight last night and the tweets represented a distraction from the respectful conversation we are trying to start around Race Together," duBrowa said.

Vowels and consonants were coming at me like a volley of artillery rounds. It was terrifying.

Posted by: Corey duBrowa at March 17, 2015 06:18 PM (8ZskC)

16
Bro, you're taking the capitalization of certain words way too far.

I feel like I'm reading the friggin Federalist papers..

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 06:18 PM (U+iP0)

17 I want to have a national conversation about why the half & half container is empty every fucking time I get coffee at Starbucks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 06:19 PM (8ZskC)

18 A Vice President of Communications without a Twitter account? That makes him a janitor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 06:20 PM (8ZskC)

19 Is "iced coffee" a hidden reference to Eldridge Cleaver?!? Peace out yo!!

Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at March 17, 2015 06:20 PM (A8mmh)

20 Brave Sir Corey ran away.

("No!")

Bravely ran away away.

("I didn't!")

When danger reared it's ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled.

("no!")

Yes, brave Sir Corey turned about

("I didn't!")

And gallantly he chickened out.****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat.

("all lies!")

Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Corey!

("I never!")

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2015 06:20 PM (4nR9/)

21 A: "Let's have a National Conversation About Race. You go first."

B: "Um, okay, sure. So for starters..."

A: "STOP!!! Stop right there! I can't listen to another word of your filthy disgusting racist bigotry. You must be late for your Klan meeting. Don't forget your white hood. This conversation is OVER!"

::: indignant flounce :::

::: slam! :::

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2015 06:20 PM (noWW6)

22 ...I suppose that ordering my coffee, 'I like it black like my women' is out, huh?

Posted by: mighty whitey at March 17, 2015 06:21 PM (Mj3Lx)

23 Did you see that? An elderly white woman in a wheelchair asked me to help her reach a souvenir mug! Bitch. Last time I'm ever going into Starbucks.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 17, 2015 06:21 PM (UlJ3l)

24 Is the real talk about race going to touch on crime, homicide rate, welfare, illegitimacy, gangs, drugs, dangerous quarters of American cities, or shitty academic performance, perchance?


Didn't think so. Nudge me when it does. Until then ... pffft.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 06:21 PM (oKE6c)

25 Race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race race.

Now, is everything all better?

Posted by: irright at March 17, 2015 06:21 PM (DtNNC)

26 So, it went like this:

Starbucks:
"Let's have a national discussion about race!"

SJWs-of-Color:
"Hey, White-privilege-boy, what gives you the right to say the word 'race'?"

Starbucks:
"OK, this conversation is over."

SJWs-of-Color:
"Did we give you permission to shut up? We did not! The conversation has just begun!"

Starbucks:
[Commits corporate suicide.]

Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2015 06:21 PM (K4YiS)

27 Any bets on him shutting down his next Twitter account within 10 minutes of its creation?

What he's doing right now is hoping for this to get out of the news cycle so he can go back on, but this might be one of those things that will blow right back up the moment he gets a new account.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 17, 2015 06:22 PM (zqATq)

28
You want cultural appropriation? What about pants. Pants are a Celtic invention -- not African, so take them off and hand them over. And jeans -- Joo.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 17, 2015 06:22 PM (iQIUe)

29 Posted by: pep at March 17, 2015 06:20 PM (4nR9/)

Snicker!

Thank you. Is that from Monty Python or?

Posted by: rd at March 17, 2015 06:22 PM (JMsTM)

30 Slavery. Own it, white people.

Posted by: Starbucks at March 17, 2015 06:23 PM (8ZskC)

31 I really don't think we have time for a handjob, Joe.

Posted by: Frito Pendejo at March 17, 2015 06:23 PM (e/W+h)

32

Meanwhile, in a tragic incident that police believe was racially motivated, Quicky the Nestle Quik Bunny was severely battered by an angry mob and later died in hospital.

He is survived by his wife and 174 children.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 17, 2015 06:23 PM (kdS6q)

33 I like my coffee like I like my GOP Speaker of the House--weak and bitter.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 17, 2015 06:23 PM (UlJ3l)

34 I like my women like I like my coffee.

Posted by: zombie Strom Thurmond at March 17, 2015 06:23 PM (m/Gc2)

35 Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

A: Sanka

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 17, 2015 06:23 PM (TF10X)

36 I propose a national conversation about horses.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 17, 2015 06:23 PM (8ZskC)

37
So, who invented the blues/jazz? Joos or blacks?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 17, 2015 06:24 PM (iQIUe)

38 Thank you. Is that from Monty Python or?

Posted by: rd


Yup. Brave Sir Robin repurposed.

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2015 06:24 PM (4nR9/)

39 By this time he probably has a few Gins in him, sucking his thumb, in the corner, and his life coach is pleading through the locked door.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:24 PM (tr/8D)

40 I wasn't following all this.While you were waiting to get you venti latte skim,,, whatever whatever was the barista nearest to you supposed to ask, "How do you feel about racism and could you talk with the guy on your left about it, or was it ."Do you know how privileged you are as a white person. Yeah, that would go over well. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 06:24 PM (DXzRD)

41 Conversations on race are pointless in general. The libs accuse you of privilege and the minorities accuse you of conspiracy and G-d help you if you try to point out that not everything is the fault of Whitey.

Posted by: Ben(the original) at March 17, 2015 06:24 PM (DcG8N)

42 At least at Dunkin Donuts, they just say "Good Morning" and hand me my coffee. Plus none of them look like failed philosophy or women's studies majors. More like Indians or Brazilians just trying to earn a living.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2015 06:24 PM (PXU5j)

43 Next up, Chipotle employees engage you on immigration issues!

Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at March 17, 2015 06:25 PM (A8mmh)

44 Whenever I want insightful insights into the sociology of racial relations in America, I always turn to a barrista, um, barrierista, uh somebody who fixes my coffee at a Starbucks.

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy, Guinness in hand at March 17, 2015 06:25 PM (0HooB)

45 So what are the chances every person involved in implementing #RaceTogether are white as snow? Do I even need to ask?

Posted by: mugiwara at March 17, 2015 06:26 PM (3a584)

46 28
You want cultural appropriation? What about pants. Pants are a Celtic invention -- not African
Posted by: Bruce J.


Pants were invented by Scythians and Bactrians, in the area around Eastern Turkey and northern Iran.

(Why? To make horse-riding easier.)

it wasn't Celts -- but Scythians and Bactrians would count as "white" in modern terminology too.

So, yeah, pants are a white thing.

Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2015 06:26 PM (K4YiS)

47 Some one must have asked how this would sound in the deposition.

Posted by: DM at March 17, 2015 06:27 PM (j/tOh)

48 New Coke

Edsel

Race Together

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 17, 2015 06:27 PM (0LHZx)

49 I like my coffee like I like my women.


Filled with booze.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 17, 2015 06:27 PM (zqATq)

50 Northern Iran?

Aryan population. So yeah way white.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:27 PM (tr/8D)

51 FUN FACT: Scythians also pioneered the custom of drinking one's alcohol from the skull of one's vanquished enemy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

52 And since when did the Starbuck's barrista become a thought leader of the community? And why the fuck are they called barristas instead of, I don't know, "counter help"?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2015 06:28 PM (PXU5j)

53 Hopefully the rabble will shift their targeting to the idiot Starbucks CEO, Howard "White-Boy" Schultz.

Posted by: rd at March 17, 2015 06:28 PM (JMsTM)

54 So, who invented the blues/jazz? Joos or blacks?

Black Joos.

Like Robert Zimmerman.

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy, Guinness in hand at March 17, 2015 06:28 PM (0HooB)

55 It's like the pot calling the coffee black.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 17, 2015 06:28 PM (TF10X)

56 This is almost as good as the whale hunting episode between the Makau Indian tribe and the Save the Mammals crowd. Almost.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 17, 2015 06:28 PM (4KoRb)

57 I like my women like I like my coffee.

Ground up and in the freezer.

Posted by: Hannibal Lector at March 17, 2015 06:29 PM (GuwT9)

58 Heh. What a gold plated dunce.

Posted by: maddogg at March 17, 2015 06:29 PM (xWW96)

59 Maybe this should be added to the Moron Lifestyle Guide to go with the Throne of Skulls.

http://tinyurl.com/nncxjfq

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:29 PM (tr/8D)

60 First off, the "conversation about race" was a dumbshit idea, one that made all those white Seattle hipsters at an over-priced, over-hyped coffee stand feel good about themselves for Keeping It Real.

Add a bunch of people -- many, no doubt, from an Oppressed Minority -- who have been given the chance to continue their bogus whining about race the way the media, Choom Boy and Al Sharpton have told them they have every right to do, and you're just asking for grief.

Stir in Social Media -- and it's one of the many reasons I avoid Teh Twitterz -- and you have a recipe for a disaster as tasteless as Starbucks' signature product.

Include me out. I've heard enough whingeing to last me several lifetimes -- so much of it since January, 2009 -- and when I pay those kind of prices for a cup of Joe, it better have a stiff shot of something tasty and alcoholic in it. An expensive shot.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 17, 2015 06:29 PM (P8YHq)

61 I like my coffee like I like my women. Black, Hot, and Bitter!

Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 17, 2015 06:30 PM (fLKzW)

62 30 Slavery. Own it, white people.

Ah, I hate to say it but slavery was African chiefs and Muslim slave traders. The furthest European ie: White slave traders went inland was to the nearest harbor with a slave market.

Posted by: Jack at March 17, 2015 06:30 PM (53CCM)

63 So when I accuse the barrista of being "as retarded and subhuman
as a Welshman" for getting my order wrong three times then that
might
contribute to a national dialogue on race? Good to know. Also, no
offense to the Welsh and whichever one of them currently holds the One Ring.

Posted by: Naes at March 17, 2015 06:30 PM (YhayY)

64 Putting aside all the cutrural idiocy of this....it's just bad business. Starbucks - despite it trying to pretend otherwise - is a fast food joint. And what is the enemy of fast food joint? Wasted time. You want as many widgets (burgers, coffees, burritos, whatever) out the door in as little time as possible. It is insane to now tell your employee to start spending 10 minutes on every order discussing the finer points of race. It just breaks down the assembly line and fucks up the entire business model.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 17, 2015 06:30 PM (0LHZx)

65 Starbucks tried to have a discussion on race WITHOUT step one!

Step 1. Bring in Jesse or Sharpton and pay some walking around money to provide cover

Posted by: Yip at March 17, 2015 06:31 PM (84SRe)

66 Check your white privilege, shitlord!

Posted by: SJW at March 17, 2015 06:31 PM (oFCZn)

67 my role in the National Conversation is to sit silently while I am vented at


This


The last 5 or 10 years I worked for a major company we had these annual "race" discussions. Our job was to0 sit in an auditorium and be harangued by what ever black mumbo jumbo "expert" they could find.


This went on for several hours and you could not get up and leave.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 17, 2015 06:31 PM (wlDny)

68 Ah, I hate to say it but slavery was African chiefs and Muslim slave traders. The furthest European ie: White slave traders went inland was to the nearest harbor with a slave market.


Facts will get you nowhere here, mister.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 06:31 PM (8ZskC)

69
And since when did the Starbuck's barrista become a thought leader of
the community? And why the fuck are they called barristas instead of, I
don't know, "counter help"?


Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2015 06:28 PM



If they have a title, Starbucks can pay them less but they feel better about themselves than employees at Taco Hell or KFC.

Posted by: huerfano at March 17, 2015 06:31 PM (bAGA/)

70 I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without a penis.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 17, 2015 06:31 PM (TF10X)

71 Only two races, normal people and assholes. No DNA required.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at March 17, 2015 06:32 PM (uPxUo)

72 Race together. Because when you race alone you race with Hitler.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 17, 2015 06:32 PM (W5DcG)

73 Just ponder if one of the #RaceLeader barristas and Pajama Boy have offspring.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:32 PM (tr/8D)

74 At least the BSG crowd stayed out of it.

Posted by: eman at March 17, 2015 06:32 PM (w8u2A)

75 The funny thing about this is corporations do nothing in a vacuum. They came up with this idea at some level (I am thinking this was a marketing idea.) They probably discussed this at the upper level and decided it was a great idea and signed off on it.

The funny thing is that no one, at any level, ever thought to themselves: "Could this go wrong?"

It is funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 17, 2015 06:33 PM (wt/Oq)

76 Venti Up!

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy, Guinness in hand at March 17, 2015 06:33 PM (0HooB)

77 52
And since when did the Starbuck's barrista become a thought leader of
the community?


Well, I don't know about you, but nothing says "person with their s*** together and a generally good bead on things than someone slinging overpriced Joe for minimum wage.

And why the f*** are they called barristas instead of, I
don't know, "counter help"?


I remember when I first went into a Starbucks. That was the first time I saw those *((%$$# tipjars at the cash register. I knew then that they would metastasize to every grungy, no-hope cashier in America, and sure enough, they did. I make a point of putting my change, no matter how small, ostentatiously into my pocket. You want more of my money? Do something to earn it, other than take the first increment of my money.

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2015 06:33 PM (4nR9/)

78 52 And since when did the Starbuck's barrista become a thought leader of the community? And why the fuck are they called barristas instead of, I don't know, "counter help"?
Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2015 06:28 PM (PXU5j)

For the same reason their smallest f!cking coffee size is called a "Tall."

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at March 17, 2015 06:33 PM (EQoeI)

79 BSG crowd, "Starbucks unfair! Using Toasters!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:33 PM (tr/8D)

80 what ever black mumbo jumbo "expert" they could find.

And sometimes it's even a white mumbo jumbo expert.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 06:34 PM (DXzRD)

81 Corey duBrowa must come out as ghey now. It's his only hope.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 17, 2015 06:34 PM (rwI+c)

82 Unless Moslem trumps ghey. I can't keep track.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 17, 2015 06:35 PM (rwI+c)

83 The funny thing about this is corporations do nothing in a vacuum. They came up with this idea at some level (I am thinking this was a marketing idea.) They probably discussed this at the upper level and decided it was a great idea and signed off on it.


Bonus points for guessing the correct number of piercings and/or tattoos of whoever suggested it.

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy, Guinness in hand at March 17, 2015 06:35 PM (0HooB)

84 Corey, "Obi wa Gay you my only hope!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:35 PM (tr/8D)

85 We only use used coffee grounds for black people. It is corporate policy. Look it up.

Posted by: Starbucks Barrista at March 17, 2015 06:35 PM (53CCM)

86 For the same reason their smallest f!cking coffee size is called a "Tall.

So what's your point, asshole?

Posted by: Olives at March 17, 2015 06:35 PM (8ZskC)

87 National Conversation on Race Discussion Points:
Why whitey sucks
Why white people are dorky and can't dance
Why your taxes need to go up to fund community programs
Why race preferences in all aspects of life except for the Asians need to be enforced
Why I don't need to hear shit from you, Mister Man

Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at March 17, 2015 06:35 PM (A8mmh)

88 What is "latte" in Ebonics?

Posted by: anchovy at March 17, 2015 06:35 PM (PtVFw)

89 Here is a Q on race I would love to ask. Are black athletes and rappers having a slew of kids with different mothers eerily reminiscent of plantation days?

Posted by: PaleRider at March 17, 2015 06:35 PM (dkExz)

90
I AM YOUR CANINE SHITLORD! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME AND BARK!!! AND MAKE SURE YOU PICK UP MY DOO-DOO!

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 06:35 PM (iQIUe)

91 Jasper and me have lots of black friends. LOADS of them.

Posted by: Chip at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (53CCM)

92 Is it too late for a national conversation about Jews?

Posted by: Corey duBrowa at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (8ZskC)

93 >>> At least at Dunkin Donuts, they just say "Good Morning" and hand me my coffee. Plus none of them look like failed philosophy or women's studies majors. More like Indians or Brazilians just trying to earn a living.

At DD in New Hampshire I get asked by a girl young enough to be my daughter, "Coffee, Hon?"

Traditional New England 'n' shit.

Posted by: fluffy at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (Ua6T/)

94 I used the BlackFriend app to make my Starbucks experience hassle-free.

Posted by: eman at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (w8u2A)

95 30 Slavery. Own it, white people.


Ah, I hate to say it but slavery was African chiefs and Muslim slave
traders. The furthest European ie: White slave traders went inland was
to the nearest harbor with a slave market.
Posted by: Jack at March 17, 2015 06:30 PM (53CCM)



As I recall, the concept of slavery was introduced to the colonies by a free black plantation owner who had years earlier been brought over from Africa and sold as an indentured servant.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (3a584)

96 Why didn't anyone check with me on this?

Posted by: Koffee Annan at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (4S7hN)

97 Speaking about discussion on race relations.

http://tinyurl.com/k988x72

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (KETbL)

98 I'm thinking of inaugurating "Jihad Together", a national conversation about morality, ghey marriage, Joo tolerance and learning to fly from rooftops.

Who is with me?!!

Posted by: Sheik Barack al-Hussein Obama at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (LISuA)

99 This just begs for a bunch of hood rats to head into the nearest Starbucks and start demanding their free shit. The conversation should then get...very interesting.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (PXU5j)

100
Why is it, in 20-frikkin-15, I still find myself and my fellow white countrymen defending themselves against Something We Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With That STOPPED Happening A Hundred And Fifty Years Ago?

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (U+iP0)

101 Guys from the Blue Sun dance like this ...

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (rwI+c)

102 They always seemed so shocked to find that the Internets are *interactive* and stuff.

Posted by: Jeanne of the Great White North at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (b/s1d)

103 71
Only two races, normal people and assholes. No DNA required."

Don't forget the Aborigines who have extra molars. So that's three races.

Posted by: Naes at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (YhayY)

104 71 Only two races, normal people and assholes. No DNA required.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan


So true.

I have a bizarre habit of always saying "DNA" in a Johnny Rotten accent, like in the song "E.M.I."

So I'll be having a normal conversion and the word "DNA" will come up and for no discernible reason I'll pause and say, with sneering cockney disgust, "Dee-Enn-Ayyyy!"

Yeah, people begin to avoid me after a while.

Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2015 06:37 PM (K4YiS)

105 I thoght at first that conservative backlash forced to quit Twitter. But no! It was of course wild-eyed leftists attacking him for only being a mealy-mouthed leftist.

Let the circular firing squad continue! Free lattes for everyone who bags a corporate officer!
Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2015 06:17 PM (K4YiS)

It has been a very schadenfreude-y day. Luck o' the Irish to us!

Posted by: LizLem, eating all the potatoes today at March 17, 2015 06:37 PM (yRwC8)

106 88 What is "latte" in Ebonics?


Steamed milk, mutha fucka. An no goddam foam!!!

Posted by: Jack at March 17, 2015 06:37 PM (53CCM)

107 Bonus points for guessing the correct number of piercings and/or tattoos of whoever suggested it.
Posted by: Backwards O'Boy, Guinness in hand at March 17, 2015 06:35 PM (0HooB)

___________

My money is on a 27 year old recent Marketing MBA from either Haas or Kellogg.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 17, 2015 06:37 PM (0LHZx)

108 And why the fuck are they called barristas instead of, I
don't know, "counter help"?
---------
Associates is too lame. Barista sounded good. Though some prefer barrister. If I start a business I will employ Conversationalists for all our associated bar race talk.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 17, 2015 06:37 PM (NUqwG)

109 I wish people would just cut it out and go fishing.

Period.

Maybe some grilling too. Everything else? Sneer at it.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 17, 2015 06:37 PM (scgac)

110 For the same reason their smallest f!cking coffee size is called a "Tall."

Posted by: Hawkins1701


Nope.

The smallest drip coffee is a 'short.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2015 06:37 PM (Q/1Jp)

111 Unless Moslem trumps ghey. I can't keep track.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 17, 2015 06:35 PM (rwI+c)


Hrm, bunch of savages toss a couple of cocksuckers off of buildings. This fails to make the evening news. I think we know the pecking order.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Hot Dog Tasting Team at March 17, 2015 06:38 PM (Q819Q)

112
I hate the chant "I have nothing to lose but my chains" --

You never were in chains. You were never a slave nor have I ever owned slaves.

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 06:38 PM (iQIUe)

113 I used the BlackFriend app to make my Starbucks experience hassle-free.

When it can find disabled blacks on short notice, I'll get one too.

Posted by: An Affluent Disney Customer Who Hates Waiting In Line at March 17, 2015 06:38 PM (8ZskC)

114 Neanderthals, Denosovians, Homo Sapiens, and Hipster Douchus - so four.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:38 PM (tr/8D)

115 Second look at minding your own fucking business and getting me my coffee?

Posted by: Garrett at March 17, 2015 06:38 PM (ZtyJy)

116 67
The last 5 or 10 years I worked for a major company we had these annual "race" discussions. Our job was to0 sit in an auditorium and be harangued by what ever black mumbo jumbo "expert" they could find.

This went on for several hours and you could not get up and leave.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 17, 2015 06:31 PM (wlDny)



I believe the Chinese Communists called those "self-criticism sessions".

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

117 It is insane to now tell your employee to start
spending 10 minutes on every order discussing the finer points of race.
It just breaks down the assembly line and f***s up the entire business
model.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo


Good point. Starbucks usually has a long line of people waiting for their fix. It has not been my observation that the people behind the counter are hustling especially hard to remedy the situation. And yes, I have done that job and know what hustling looks like.

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2015 06:38 PM (4nR9/)

118 .. but guys from the Red Sun dance .. like .. this ...

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 17, 2015 06:38 PM (rwI+c)

119
What's worse is that we're defending our innocence against people WHO ARE NOT VICTIMS OF SLAVERY.

Black people: Just because you're black it doesn't mean you're a victim of slavery.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 06:38 PM (U+iP0)

120
Today at Starbucks...
"So, uh, would you like some cream in your coffee, ma'am??"

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at March 17, 2015 06:38 PM (25KoS)

121 100
Why is it, in 20-frikkin-15, I still find myself and my fellow white countrymen defending themselves against Something We Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With That STOPPED Happening A Hundred And Fifty Years Ago?



Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 06:36 PM (U+iP0)

And that a lot of white folks died to stop. That and $5 will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 17, 2015 06:39 PM (wt/Oq)

122 Coffee grounds is Soylent Black, people!!

Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2015 06:39 PM (K4YiS)

123 For the next year, Starbucks will give two for one for everyone with an EBT card.

Posted by: Every Starbucks everywhere at March 17, 2015 06:39 PM (53CCM)

124 I like my women like I like my coffee.

Covered in beeeeeeeees!

Posted by: Eddie Izzard at March 17, 2015 06:39 PM (yRwC8)

125 Eddie, Eddie, Eddie - cake or death?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:40 PM (tr/8D)

126 In the future, kids will run around beating the shit out of people because they can, & people will drink milk with stimulants in it.

Posted by: Tony Burgess at March 17, 2015 06:40 PM (Q819Q)

127
114 Neanderthals, Denosovians, Homo Sapiens, and Hipster Douchus - so four.


And Pond Scum. But we don't talk about those.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 06:40 PM (0NdlF)

128
What do police call it when there's no victim and no perpetrator?

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 06:40 PM (U+iP0)

129 The solution is to start speaking in jive like the dudes from Airplane! That shuts down most discussion. "Sheeit, my mama didn't raise no fool! Slap me with some java!"

Posted by: Naes at March 17, 2015 06:41 PM (YhayY)

130 114
Neanderthals, Denosovians, Homo Sapiens, and Hipster Douchus - so four.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)



**cough**

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at March 17, 2015 06:41 PM (4nR9/)

131
Bob Marley had a song about this:

No Woman Victim, No Cry Crime

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 06:41 PM (U+iP0)

132 In general the people at DD are much nicer usually. But I must say the Starbucks outside the gate at Portsmouth Naval Hospital are pretty nice and one girl barista has a nice ass, not that I ever look

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2015 06:42 PM (/tNwW)

133 Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at March 17, 2015 06:41 PM (4nR9/)

Exidor lives!

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy, Guinness in hand at March 17, 2015 06:42 PM (0HooB)

134 Starbucks @ 30: "Slavery. Own it, white people."

You know how companies say "Our greatest asset is our staff" or "our workers" or something like that? It's strange because an asset, by definition, is something the company owns. And if a company owns its workers ...

... know what? Never mind.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 17, 2015 06:42 PM (2OdVw)

135 You'll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 17, 2015 06:42 PM (TF10X)

136 I like my coffee like I like my women-


with a vagina.


Wait. What?


Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2015 06:43 PM (0cMkb)

137 As I understand it, the entire conversation involved writing a slogan on cups and getting a tax write off for charitable grounds, I mean entering into a strategic partnership, with USA Today.

Posted by: alexthechick - I control the vertical at March 17, 2015 06:43 PM (IrByp)

138 Twitter can take a stupid statement and turn it into a personal or corporate apocalypse that will do all its damage in an instant.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 17, 2015 06:43 PM (MMC8r)

139 There is no truth to the rumor we engage in racial profiling before deciding which white people to talk about #racetogether with.

Because racial profiling is hateful and wrong.

Posted by: President Howard Schultz at March 17, 2015 06:43 PM (LISuA)

140 I think we need to have a nation conversation on the bullshit that people think is really important and shit.

Honestly, at this point, racist or not, it's just trivia. Get a damned job, show up, do your work, get paid and spend it however you like. Quit telling me it's my fault that you are unemployed and a complete asshole.

And quit hitting people, already.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 06:43 PM (+YMhA)

141 my role in the National Conversation is to sit silently while I am vented at


or adored...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2015 06:43 PM (IXrOn)

142 As I understand it, the entire conversation involved writing a slogan on cups and getting a tax write off for charitable grounds, I mean entering into a strategic partnership, with USA Today.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy, Guinness in hand at March 17, 2015 06:44 PM (0HooB)

143 *finds a picture of Rosa*

Seven degrees of Gollum?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:45 PM (tr/8D)

144 I'm sorry I go into black neighborhoods and paint the graffiti, knock up the womens, give everyone the drugs and make them drop out of school.

I'll stop.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 17, 2015 06:45 PM (MMC8r)

145 "Is it too late for a national conversation about Jews?"

Jackie Mason is still alive. So, no. It's not too late.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 17, 2015 06:45 PM (2OdVw)

146 So where is the politically correct place to buy coffee? Dunkin Donuts is owned by a left wing liberal Jew

Posted by: Saddam at March 17, 2015 06:45 PM (s7y11)

147 81 >> Corey duBrowa must come out as ghey now. It's his only hope.

Nah, tranny would work better; they have the SJ mojo at the moment.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2015 06:45 PM (Ly3fx)

148 AlextheChick, you mean Starbucks was angling for some nasty crony *hiss* Capitalism? Say it ain't so Uncle Joe!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:46 PM (tr/8D)

149 Mora Ellison is an idiot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2015 06:46 PM (/tNwW)

150 110 For the same reason their smallest f!cking coffee size is called a "Tall."

Posted by: Hawkins1701

Nope.

The smallest drip coffee is a 'short.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2015 06:37 PM (Q/1Jp)

Noted.

But I direct you to Jenna D's response here. I'm not the only person their nomenclature has confused.

http://tinyurl.com/md4dw6s

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at March 17, 2015 06:46 PM (EQoeI)

151 Dunkin Donuts is owned by a left wing liberal Jew
Posted by: Saddam at March 17, 2015 06:45 PM (s7y11)


who is that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2015 06:47 PM (/tNwW)

152 It seems like a bad idea to give someone boiling hot "coffee" and then lay into them about race when they're trying to hurry and catch the next subway to work. I get the feeling it's going to be a lot of "Wait, what the fuck are you talking about? Give me my fucking change before this shit ends up in your face, loser."

Posted by: Naes at March 17, 2015 06:47 PM (YhayY)

153 What I don't get is why we are having the National Conversation in a coffee store.

Everyone knows those are staffed by Pakistanis and there aren't any people of color to talk to.

Oh well: Any chicks here want to sit on my lap?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 17, 2015 06:47 PM (LISuA)

154
Soon all our cars will have Dunkin Donuts kiosks in them...

Kinda seems like it now, ya?

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 06:47 PM (U+iP0)

155 Nope.

The smallest drip coffee is a 'short.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2015 06:37 PM (Q/1Jp)

You know why women have always made poor architects? Because for years men have told them that six inches is actually a foot long.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 06:48 PM (+YMhA)

156 I posted this yesterday but it's good for this thread too.

http://youtu.be/IXsOJsXpDcE

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2015 06:48 PM (KETbL)

157 I'm sorry I go into black neighborhoods and paint the graffiti, knock up the womens, give everyone the drugs and make them drop out of school.

I'll stop.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 17, 2015 06:45 PM (MMC8r)


And you have been very successful according to the news. Are you also the one shooting Ice-dog and Ray-Ray, or do you subcontract that to the Ice People?

Posted by: rd at March 17, 2015 06:49 PM (JMsTM)

158 In response, Dunkin' Donuts should launch a "Silence is Golden" campaign.

Posted by: fly gal at March 17, 2015 06:49 PM (8TdcF)

159
Shlomo Donutstein. Everyone's heard of him.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 06:49 PM (U+iP0)

160 So I am wondering what the best retort might be when they try to engage me in this little tapdance.

And how exactly should I say that that little scrawl on my coffee cup is offensive to me and that I want another clean one?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 17, 2015 06:49 PM (U6f54)

161 Because I think that morons everywhere need to confront this thing to nip it in the bud.

What would Andrew do?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 17, 2015 06:50 PM (U6f54)

162 How many people order their coffee black at Starbucks?

That's right. Raycissssss.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 06:50 PM (0NdlF)

163 This will wipe all memories of "New Coke" once and for all from business school classes. We can finally lay that hammer down!

Posted by: Coca-Cola Marketing Chief at March 17, 2015 06:50 PM (LISuA)

164 Best retort?

"Have you given yourself..." Start to see them to draw back "in serving Cthulhu?" And then watch them go 'Tilt!' like a pinball machine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:51 PM (tr/8D)

165 "I'm not the only person their nomenclature has confused."

I don't go to Starbucks. The Italianglish is irritating.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 17, 2015 06:51 PM (2OdVw)

166 Some of my principles apply to businesses it seems.

Posted by: Charles Darwin at March 17, 2015 06:51 PM (LISuA)

167 Why worry about race when you can have-


Sky Whales!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-45NTlgp-

o&t=194


Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2015 06:51 PM (0cMkb)

168 158
In response, Dunkin' Donuts should launch a "Silence is Golden" campaign."

That's actually a great idea. Their commercials could contrast their fast, friendly service with the gross hippies who work at Starbucks. "At Dunkin Donuts, we value your time."

Posted by: Naes at March 17, 2015 06:52 PM (YhayY)

169 163 This will wipe all memories of "New Coke" once and for all from business school classes. We can finally lay that hammer down!

Posted by: Coca-Cola Marketing Chief at March 17, 2015 06:50 PM (LISuA)

Ha!

And Pepsi Clear.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 17, 2015 06:52 PM (wt/Oq)

170 Just hand 'em a copy of the Koran and walk out. In a pinch, you could use a Book of Mormon.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 06:52 PM (+YMhA)

171 Eddie, Eddie, Eddie - cake or death?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:40 PM (tr/8D)

Death. No, cake I meant cake!

Posted by: Eddie Izzard at March 17, 2015 06:52 PM (yRwC8)

172 Maybe Honey Dew could have "I Got Your Fuckin Coffee, Right Here" day?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2015 06:52 PM (PXU5j)

173
Starbucks Corey duBrowa, "Know what will bring in kudos and more customers to all our outlets?" "Creating racial/political tension over coming in and ordering a cuppa coffee, that's what!" "Give me a bonus."
*slinks off to unemployment line*

Posted by: Speller at March 17, 2015 06:52 PM (PsEVn)

174 Clearly Starbucks is cowardly. Stuff Holder would say.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 17, 2015 06:52 PM (oDCMR)

175 Why not just offer free coffee to blacks and call it a day. Its what the Fed would do.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 17, 2015 06:53 PM (oDCMR)

176 What ever happened to 40 acres and a mule?

oh...that would be like a job or work or some other white thang.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2015 06:54 PM (0sijC)

177 There is no truth to the rumor we engage in racial profiling before deciding which white people to talk about #racetogether with.

Because racial profiling is hateful and wrong.
Posted by: President Howard Schultz at March 17, 2015 06:43 PM (LISuA)


I would almost be willing to pay someone to wear a confederate flag tee and go into a Starbucks, with someone else secretly taping the barista's reaction. They might just pass out first! Especially in granola land.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2015 06:54 PM (yRwC8)

178 WWSD?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 17, 2015 06:54 PM (MMC8r)

179 Slips on jericurl wig and heads to nearest Starbucks...

"English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?"

"Say 'venti' one more time. I dare you."

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2015 06:54 PM (Ly3fx)

180 Just shut up and gimme my coffee. I don't discuss anything before I get to the bottom of my cup.

Posted by: Smokey Behr at March 17, 2015 06:54 PM (t78PZ)

181 Ordering at SBUX:

Me: Give me a large coffee

Barista: We have several flavors to choose from

Me: Just whatever the house brand is.

Barista: We have Arabian this and South American that

Me: The first one

Barista: Short, Tall, Grande or Venti

Me: I said large

Barista: So Venti?

Me: YES!



vs.



Ordering at DD:

Me: Give me a large coffee

Clerk: That will be $2.08 sir

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 17, 2015 06:54 PM (0LHZx)

182 The Justice Department is going to investigate anyone who doesn't buy coffee at Starbucks.

Racism lives in those other coffee stores!

Posted by: Eric von Holder at March 17, 2015 06:55 PM (LISuA)

183 Ended poorly?

Oh no - it hasn't even got started yet. The sermonizers are just getting their vocal cords in tune for this round of denunciations.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rousing the Rabble at the Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2015 06:55 PM (K/tQx)

184 Here in the land of the midnight sun and the primacy of the individual, we have the ubiquitous coffee hut. They are on nearly every empty parking lot spot all over town. They drive them up, park 'em, put up a sign and proceed to serve coffee and lattes and whatnot to the hoi polloi, drive thru, and sometimes the baristas wear bikinis. We are not slaves to Starfucks or any of the big chains--we go local in a big way.

Kaladi Brothers for the win. Coffee Hut to the masses.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 06:55 PM (+YMhA)

185 What would Obamaphone Lady do?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 06:55 PM (b4JMJ)

186 Bibi talking live now to his Party

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2015 06:55 PM (/tNwW)

187 Veni, vidi, venti.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 06:55 PM (oKE6c)

188 Here's how an actual conversation would go down.

barista: "Hey, race is like a social construct and we have to like be tolerant and love each other, dude. check your privilege."

me: "how about that human biological diversity stuff? do you use 23andme? where are your ancestors from?"

barista: "..."

*silence, then police sirens*

Posted by: kartoffel at March 17, 2015 06:55 PM (szYND)

189 >>> What ever happened to 40 acres and a mule?

Does the mule come with wifi? Otherwise no, pass.

Posted by: Modern day millennial yoots at March 17, 2015 06:56 PM (yRwC8)

190 I am a weird consumer. To me the most helpful sales staff are ones who do not say anything to me unless I go looking for them. I truly do not get who the omnipresent sales staffer who constantly asks you if you need help is supposed to attract.

Oddly GNC is the worst store I have ever been to in that regard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 17, 2015 06:56 PM (wt/Oq)

191 Is Bibi drinking out of Livi's skull?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 06:56 PM (tr/8D)

192 Yeah, that's a genius move.

"I was trying to have an open and real discussion, but then all these people had opinions I didn't agree with so I stopped. I'll try again later when I can better control what people are permitted to say to me".

Good luck with that, you freaking numbskull.

Posted by: gekkobear at March 17, 2015 06:56 PM (0Xwfm)

193 186 Would be awesome if he gave a "shout out" to Barky.

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2015 06:56 PM (KETbL)

194 I can't tell you how happy I am Starbucks announced this.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 17, 2015 06:57 PM (LISuA)

195 They could offer a 40 of coffee. What's Whoppian for forty?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 06:57 PM (b4JMJ)

196 The Justice Department is going to investigate anyone who doesn't buy coffee at Starbucks.
Racism lives in those other coffee stores!
Posted by: Eric von Holder

I go to the bikini barista stands, because titties live there.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 17, 2015 06:57 PM (GuwT9)

197 Sky Whales!!!


I liked it. Couldn't help thinking Moby Dick, though.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 06:57 PM (0NdlF)

198 Obviously Holder needs to investigate Starbucks. They are obviously supressing expression of black folks.

Posted by: maddogg at March 17, 2015 06:57 PM (xWW96)

199 184 Here in the land of the midnight sun and the primacy of the individual, we have the ubiquitous coffee hut. They are on nearly every empty parking lot spot all over town. They drive them up, park 'em, put up a sign and proceed to serve coffee and lattes and whatnot to the hoi polloi, drive thru, and sometimes the baristas wear bikinis. We are not slaves to Starfucks or any of the big chains--we go local in a big way.

Kaladi Brothers for the win. Coffee Hut to the masses.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 06:55 PM (+YMhA)

___________

Those are all over the PNW as well. Along with of course, 7 Starbucks per intersection.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 17, 2015 06:57 PM (0LHZx)

200
under the "this ended poorly" slogan

Bud Light deletes 'shockingly rapey' tweet after charges of 'sexual assault undertones'

They're out in full force.

http://bit.ly/18EevSp

twitchy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2015 06:58 PM (IXrOn)

201 "I was trying to have an open and real discussion, but then all these people had opinions I didn't agree with so I stopped. I'll try again later when I can better control what people are permitted to say to me".

Good luck with that, you freaking numbskull.
Posted by: gekkobear at March 17, 2015 06:56 PM (0Xwfm)

To be fair, some of them were kinda icky.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 06:58 PM (+YMhA)

202 It's true that Bibi Netanyahu borrowed my Throne of Skulls for the evening.

Posted by: Scott Walker at March 17, 2015 06:58 PM (LISuA)

203 I wish my great-great-great-great granddaddy would have picked his own cotton. (is that sufficient penetance?)

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 17, 2015 06:58 PM (ODkU9)

204 I can't believe I missed a thread about Ashley Judd.

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at March 17, 2015 06:58 PM (7h3vo)

205 His security are not smiling

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2015 06:58 PM (/tNwW)

206 191
Is Bibi drinking out of Livi's skull?"

Her skull so filled with excrement, I wouldn't drink out of it. I heard Bibi is going to have to get rotator cuff surgery from high-fiving all his Likud dudes in celebration.

Posted by: Naes at March 17, 2015 06:58 PM (YhayY)

207 " I truly do not get who the omnipresent sales staffer who constantly asks you if you need help is supposed to attract."

They're letting you know you are being watched in order to deter shoplifting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rousing the Rabble at the Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2015 06:58 PM (K/tQx)

208 204 Is she the fat one?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 06:59 PM (b4JMJ)

209 This turned out to be an amusing day

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 17, 2015 06:59 PM (IR1YI)

210

ot, a must read for a hearty laugh

'Seriously, just shut up': David Axelrod blasts Bibi's 'shameful demagoguery'


http://bit.ly/1GTsrmF

the smackdown goes down smooth

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2015 06:59 PM (IXrOn)

211 In the Game of Social Justice ...

Everyone loses.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 06:59 PM (0NdlF)

212 " Would be awesome if he gave a "shout out" to Barky."


Couldn't have done it without you, Champ!

*Winks, points finger at TV camera*

Posted by: Bibi at March 17, 2015 06:59 PM (LA7Cm)

213 196 The Justice Department is going to investigate anyone who doesn't buy coffee at Starbucks.
Racism lives in those other coffee stores!
Posted by: Eric von Holder

I go to the bikini barista stands, because titties live there.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 17, 2015 06:57 PM
=========================

If those are titties of color then it's OK.

Otherwise, sir, you should examine your conscience.

Posted by: Eric von Holder at March 17, 2015 07:00 PM (LISuA)

214 "What's Whoppian for forty?"

Quaranta. (It's where the word "quarantine" came from.)

Posted by: FireHorse at March 17, 2015 07:00 PM (2OdVw)

215 Do you suppose Bibi has gotten his congratulatory call from da Zero yet?

Posted by: maddogg at March 17, 2015 07:00 PM (xWW96)

216 Why does Drudge have a picture of SCoaMF with Bibi stays?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 07:01 PM (b4JMJ)

217 Speaking of people curled up in a corner sucking their thumb as their life coach tries to coax them... Gaylord and ValJar.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 07:01 PM (tr/8D)

218 If those are titties of color then it's OK.

Otherwise, sir, you should examine your conscience.
Posted by: Eric von Holder at March 17, 2015 07:00 PM (LISuA)

Oh, he will probably get around to that, but he's busy right now examining the titties. Like a real moron.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:01 PM (+YMhA)

219 "Is Bibi drinking out of Livi's skull?"

Playing it like a bongo drum while mooning Axlerod and Obama.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Walker Brand Skull Polish Only at the Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2015 07:01 PM (K/tQx)

220 215
Do you suppose Bibi has gotten his congratulatory call from da Zero yet?"

Dude, it's a Tuesday. This is O's golf day. He's probably not even aware of it and he'll read it in the newspaper tomorrow.

Posted by: Naes at March 17, 2015 07:02 PM (YhayY)

221 156 I posted this yesterday but it's good for this thread too.

http://youtu.be/IXsOJsXpDcE
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2015 06:48 PM (KETbL)



I'm not much of a speed metal fan, but that was good.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

222 Bibi just popped Livi's eyeball out so he could skull fuck him.

Posted by: maddogg at March 17, 2015 07:02 PM (xWW96)

223 "Is Bibi drinking out of Livi's skull?"

Gonna be awfully funny if Tzipi The Pinhead, who fancied herself maneuvering her way into Netanyahu's office (and was encouraged in this by Obama and Kerry) ends up completely shut out of the next government.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2015 07:03 PM (noWW6)

224 Hahahahaha!

Posted by: McY-not on the phone at March 17, 2015 07:03 PM (QFY2e)

225 "...'conversations on race' are chiefly group tribal attacks and coordinated tribal point-scoring..."

The most perfect distillation.

Also, racist.

Posted by: casual at March 17, 2015 07:03 PM (qbEyo)

226 Why does Drudge have a picture of SCoaMF with Bibi stays?

That's Drudge's version of gloatfest

Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2015 07:03 PM (A6vWB)

227 221 Cover of a punk song by a band called Minor Threat.Punk was just metal played badly anyway.

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2015 07:04 PM (KETbL)

228 http://goo.gl/CNSBuf

Bibi Live and in English

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 07:04 PM (iQIUe)

229 "Black, left, or right?

Posted by: titty bar barrista at March 17, 2015 07:04 PM (ODkU9)

230 Time for the world to end. Society will never recover from progressivism. Self-created ghettos all around. "Civilized behavior" means you're a loser.

Please let it end.

Posted by: Null at March 17, 2015 07:05 PM (xjpRj)

231 Racial discussion???

OK.... I'm a descendent of the Celts...

If we had a bad year, we would sacrifice our King to appease the Gods....

This has been a bad year... and while we don't have a King, we do have a President...

So... Multiculturalism demands....

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 17, 2015 07:05 PM (qh617)

232 I hear Starbucks is gonna have a Real Talk about the Israeli Election tomorrow.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2015 07:05 PM (PXU5j)

233
I has the answer for that white bitch, but I'm currently in lockup for a little dust-up with a couple of other white oppressors.

Posted by: Jeffrey Williams at March 17, 2015 07:05 PM (P330y)

234 Sadly, no Dunkin' Donuts here in the Pacific Northwest. No Tim Horton's either. Lots of small, decent coffee shops though - that don't serve overpriced liquid reminiscent of burnt tires. The Dunkin' Donuts coffee from Costco is pretty good. I'll take what I can.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 17, 2015 07:05 PM (/WPPJ)

235 I did a quick image search for 'Starbucks vice president' and was blinded by the snowstorm.

They do have a couple of asians.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2015 07:05 PM (Ly3fx)

236
I couldnt believe how they went after his wife. She called up the wife of someone who attacked her husband and told her in more or less to get stuffed. Not exactly a scandal -- a wife defending her husband. lol

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 07:05 PM (iQIUe)

237 Java Jive

I love coffee, Starbucks brew
Let's have a conversation, me and you
Coffee and race, like a punch in the face
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, boy

I'm a racist, 'cause I'm white
Privilege defines me, wrong or right
Guilt me a trip, I'll feel shame as I sip
A cup, a cup, of race hate!

Oh, slip me a slug from that race-baiting mug
Harangue me and shrug when I say you just bug.
A slice of onion and a raw nerve, you perv!
Waiter, waiter, a race-baiter

I love coffee, I hate race
Give me a cuppa joe and shut your face.
I think I'll skeet on over to Peet's
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, boy.

Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2015 07:06 PM (K4YiS)

238 It's after 1 am over there.

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 07:06 PM (iQIUe)

239
SJW

and now the PGW

Perpetual Grievance Warriors

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:08 PM (U+iP0)

240 I'll take what I can.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 17, 2015 07:05 PM (/WPPJ)

Try Peets.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:08 PM (+YMhA)

241 I love this election analysis. Go to it!

http://goo.gl/CNSBuf

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 07:08 PM (iQIUe)

242 #BlackTweetsMatter

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 07:08 PM (b4JMJ)

243
PGW

Righting wrongs that don't exist.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:08 PM (U+iP0)

244 What has Starbucks done to satisfy the grievances of Eskimo-Americans? #racetogether

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 17, 2015 07:08 PM (MMC8r)

245
ZachStafford

Barista: Your total is $5.45

Me: You can just put that on my reparations tab. Thanks.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 17, 2015 07:08 PM (kdS6q)

246 This will wipe all memories of "New Coke" once and for all from business school classes. We can finally lay that hammer down!

Posted by: Coca-Cola Marketing Chief at March 17, 2015 06:50 PM (LISuA)

Ha!

And Pepsi Clear.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 17, 2015 06:52 PM (wt/Oq)



old news

new news?

join the Pepsi Next revolution!

30% less sugar...

https://pepsinext.ca/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2015 07:09 PM (IXrOn)

247 244 What has Starbucks done to satisfy the grievances of Eskimo-Americans? #racetogether

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 17, 2015 07:08 PM (MMC8r)


well.... lets talk about REAL Racism...

Looks like we wiped out Neandrathals... so I think those with protruding brows should get free coffee... forever...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 17, 2015 07:09 PM (qh617)

248 @134 FireHorse

"It's strange because an asset, by definition, is something the company owns."

An asset also depreciates over time. Employess are more like operational leases which both parties can terminate at any time.


"And if a company owns its workers ... "

The democrat party has always held that position, so companies that are owned by leftists see absolutely no irony when saying obtuse things like that.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 17, 2015 07:09 PM (EVKF+)

249 This shit is why I'm a misanthrope.
Hell , really is other people .

Posted by: awkward davies at March 17, 2015 07:10 PM (Z+Mqb)

250 Perpetual Grievance Warriors
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:08 PM (U+iP0)

So, who knew there was money in bitching? I used to do it free for nothin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:10 PM (+YMhA)

251 They're checking their privilege and shutting themselves up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 17, 2015 07:10 PM (zRby/)

252 Now they are all singing the HaTikva -- can you imagine Fredo singing the National Anthem

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2015 07:10 PM (/tNwW)

253 Uni-Brow uber alles.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 17, 2015 07:11 PM (zRby/)

254 Is the Dreidel Song next?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 07:11 PM (b4JMJ)

255 What has Starbucks done to satisfy the grievances of Eskimo-Americans? #racetogether



Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 17, 2015 07:08 PM (MMC8r)

Ice coffee.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2015 07:11 PM (PXU5j)

256 Cory, you just opened your co. to a giant shakedown from the likes of Al and Jessie.

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 17, 2015 07:11 PM (w+5ie)

257 That Netanyahoo Guy should lose because he lied to our Presdent Of Color. He also dislikes the Muslim People and Presdent Obama should do something to stop this Bush War monger Clone. Bush lied, that Walker Guy from Millwalkee Lied, and that Newtenyahoo lied. This is bad news for our presdent of color and all of us in Brattleboro do not like this at all and hope Presdent Obama does something to protect all persons of some color in the Midddle East Area or whatever.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 17, 2015 07:12 PM (Sd++4)

258 Ice coffee.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2015 07:11 PM (PXU5j)

Nah, that's for those in Texas. We prefer something that melts the ice, thanks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:12 PM (+YMhA)

259 I remember in the late 60s the hippies got all snitty about corporate America stealing a lot of their slang and imagery and using it in advertising and the like. That was when the full-on hippie movement really began to dry up, when their parents and Madison Avenue began to appropriate the counter-culture.

The reaction of the SJWs against Starbucks has a lot of that same vibe, like its becoming corporate to jump on that loopy bandwagon. At least for left-wing companies.

It'd be very interesting to see history repeating like that.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 17, 2015 07:12 PM (MMC8r)

260 You think Fredo will ever get tired of receiving advice from ValJar?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 17, 2015 07:12 PM (oDCMR)

261
I think it's "Iced" coffee.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:12 PM (U+iP0)

262 What is Starbucks charging these days, for a basic cup of coffee?

I haven't been to one in over 10 years.

Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2015 07:13 PM (ckH+e)

263 240, tcn in ak -

Thanks, will do. So the Iditarod leaders are between Elim and White Mountain now?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 17, 2015 07:13 PM (/WPPJ)

264 I posted this yesterday but it's good for this thread too.

I like that zinger at the end.

I'm surprised the SJW howling mob hasn't torn them to pieces yet.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 17, 2015 07:13 PM (zfj83)

265 260 You think Fredo will ever get tired of receiving advice from ValJar?
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 17, 2015 07:12 PM (oDCMR)

Nah, he looks to women to tell him what to do. Not to have sex with, mind you, to rule over him. Explains a great deal.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:13 PM (+YMhA)

266 Bibi gave his victory speech.
Has Obama called to concede yet?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2015 07:14 PM (ZPrif)

267 You think Fredo will ever get tired of receiving advice from ValJar?
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham

Meesa no likey dissa idea.

Posted by: ValJarJar Binks at March 17, 2015 07:14 PM (GuwT9)

268 I don't do starbucks coffee. Over-rated and overpriced. They can sink or swim as far as I am concerned. But one thing they can't do is tell me I should talk about race. Them or holderman. I don't intend to talk to racists like ubama or holderman about race or anything much. I consider them racists and am done with talking.

Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2015 07:14 PM (go5uR)

269
Heh. Rosemary beads.
I just got it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:14 PM (U+iP0)

270 Okay, which of you Morons in North Carolina is trolling your neighbors ala your glistening naked body? Pants might be optional, but no underpants is taking it a bit too far!

http://tinyurl.com/lzkl3le

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2015 07:14 PM (yRwC8)

271 Corey duBrowa got Jamaican roasted!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man of mostly German descent at March 17, 2015 07:14 PM (NeFrd)

272 262 What is Starbucks charging these days, for a basic cup of coffee?

I haven't been to one in over 10 years.
Posted by: wheatie at March 17, 2015 07:13 PM (ckH+e)

_______

$4 for a large black coffee

I can buy a lb at Albertson's that is actually drinkable for $7

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 17, 2015 07:15 PM (0LHZx)

273 http://iditarod.com/race/2015/standings/

Three are already in White Mountain. The end is in sight, and it isn't gonna be Aliy this year, again, dammit. Dallas will take the truck.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:15 PM (+YMhA)

274
7:15 and it just got dark. Hate this.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:15 PM (U+iP0)

275

ot

gop - write this down

10 minutes ago
@netanyahu thanks his sons Yair & Avner and says their good hearts and sharp minds helped him, gave him good advice on campaign 2 young ppl

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2015 07:16 PM (IXrOn)

276 264 They recorded it in like 1999 and the original song is older than that.Any outrage was long ago.

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2015 07:16 PM (KETbL)

277
We ho's work for Velvet Jones, author of the best sellin' manual "So You Want's to be a Ho." He be on SNL selling his famous book.

The only conversation we eber has is that's twenty bucks for a blowjob and fifty bucks for the pussy. We don't want no conversation wit the white boys, we only want da money. Sit down and shut the fuck up or show me the money honey!

Posted by: The Black Ho's at March 17, 2015 07:16 PM (P330y)

278 I have a feeling that this backlash is just the beginning of the mess Starbucks created with this idiotic campaign.

Stupidest idea ever. Setting aside the marketing and social issues, they set themselves up for all sorts of HR and FLSA problems with this.

Posted by: Damiano at March 17, 2015 07:16 PM (AEQXb)

279 What has Starbucks done to satisfy the grievances of Eskimo-Americans?


*****

Eh, quit yer blubbering!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man of mostly German descent at March 17, 2015 07:16 PM (NeFrd)

280 Interesting fact: Israel has never had an election where a party has won a majority of seats.

2 party system sucks. But so does a 10 party system.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 17, 2015 07:17 PM (0LHZx)

281 Ace Of Spades comedy gold!

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2015 07:17 PM (0sijC)

282
Random temps:

Phoenix: 89
Tuscon, OH: 47
Dallas: 78
Boston: 38

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:17 PM (U+iP0)

283 Sadly, no Dunkin' Donuts here in the Pacific Northwest. No Tim Horton's either. Lots of small, decent coffee shops though - that don't serve overpriced liquid reminiscent of burnt tires. The Dunkin' Donuts coffee from Costco is pretty good. I'll take what I can.

Here in Oregon, we have Dutch Bros., and it's pretty good.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 17, 2015 07:17 PM (zfj83)

284 Tim Hortons FTW!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2015 07:18 PM (UwPGL)

285 280 Interesting fact: Israel has never had an election where a party has won a majority of seats.

2 party system sucks. But so does a 10 party system.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 17, 2015 07:17 PM (0LHZx)


And yet somehow... they survive... even surrounded by enemies...

Its almost like... their government sort of works...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 17, 2015 07:18 PM (qh617)

286
Boise Idaho: 59

Cheyenne Wyoming: 48

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:18 PM (U+iP0)

287 So Starbucks pay is less than WalMart pay. Huh.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 17, 2015 07:19 PM (lG2E3)

288 Are the oppressed going to show up at your local neighborhood Starbucks and scream all the hands up no peas bullshit now?

Or are they going to show up and burn the places down?

Or just let the whole thing go? hahahahahahaha

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 17, 2015 07:19 PM (rhk24)

289 When I'm in a conversation on race I resort to the time tested Breitbart response..."So?"

Posted by: Doctor Lexus at March 17, 2015 07:19 PM (F192H)

290 Anchorage: 47
Nome: 18
Unalakleet: 27
Ketchikan: 52

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:19 PM (+YMhA)

291 And yet somehow... they survive... even surrounded by enemies...

Its almost like... their government sort of works...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 17, 2015 07:18 PM (qh617)

_________

Well the US survives too. If just surviving as a country is all we're measuring, then I guess every country on earth has great government.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 17, 2015 07:19 PM (0LHZx)

292 Three are already in White Mountain. The end is in sight, and it isn't gonna be Aliy this year, again, dammit. Dallas will take the truck.
Posted by: tcn in AK

You lie! Al Gore said there can be no Iditarod because Alaska hasn't had snow since 2013. The Science! is settled.

Posted by: AGW believing LIV at March 17, 2015 07:20 PM (GuwT9)

293
It's warmer in Anchorage than it is in Boston..

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:20 PM (U+iP0)

294 Sadly, no Dunkin' Donuts here in the Pacific Northwest. No Tim Horton's either. Lots of small, decent coffee shops though - that don't serve overpriced liquid reminiscent of burnt tires. The Dunkin' Donuts coffee from Costco is pretty good. I'll take what I can.

Is good to be in the crossroads of the West; we have Dunkin' Donuts, and both In N' Out AND Five Guys. Get the best of the east and the west. No Tim Hortons though, one day I'll venture that far up north!

http://flowingdata.com/2014/03/18/coffee-place-geography/

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2015 07:20 PM (yRwC8)

295 You lie! Al Gore said there can be no Iditarod because Alaska hasn't had snow since 2013. The Science! is settled.
Posted by: AGW believing LIV at March 17, 2015 07:20 PM (GuwT9)

I have a feeling nobody ever told him to not eat the yellow snow.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:20 PM (+YMhA)

296 Starbucks will attempt to surrender to the SJWs. The surrender will not be accepted until sufficient grovelling has happened:

(1) abject apology by Starbucks
(2) ritual execution of major executives
(3) scholarship fund created
(4) prominent SJWs appointed to the board
(5) further payoffs as warranted until the host is drained dry


Which is why you stay the heck away from the SJWs and their turf.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Walker Brand Skull Polish Only at the Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2015 07:20 PM (K/tQx)

297 Corey duBrowa couldn't start a conversation about race at Churchill Downs on Derby Day.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man of mostly German descent at March 17, 2015 07:21 PM (NeFrd)

298 293
It's warmer in Anchorage than it is in Boston..
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:20 PM (U+iP0)

It frequently is.

Plus, we get a lot more daylight. And it's prettier outside.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:21 PM (+YMhA)

299 I like the zinger at the end of this one.It was from 1996 not 1999.

http://youtu.be/bzQ42nm4_Fw

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2015 07:22 PM (KETbL)

300 #HandsUpExtraFoam

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man of mostly German descent at March 17, 2015 07:22 PM (NeFrd)

301 What kind of cluster fuck is the shareholders meeting gonna be tomorrow?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 17, 2015 07:23 PM (rhk24)

302 Is good to be in the crossroads of the West; we have Dunkin' Donuts, and both In N' Out AND Five Guys. Get the best of the east and the west. No Tim Hortons though, one day I'll venture that far up north!

_________

I could not believe In N Out expanded to Texas and Utah but still hasn't expanded to Washington or Oregon.

No west coast love from a SoCal company...sniff, sniff.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 17, 2015 07:23 PM (0LHZx)

303 >>> Starbucks will attempt to surrender to the SJWs. The surrender will not be accepted until sufficient grovelling has happened


Is tough to be a SJW nowadays. I bet Patricia Arquette thought she was giving the best oscar speech evar, but the reaction from People of Color about her women remarks were severe. This is why you can't have nice things!

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2015 07:23 PM (yRwC8)

304 #ICan'tBean

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man of mostly German descent at March 17, 2015 07:24 PM (NeFrd)

305 Is this the fastest turn around from "this will end poorly" to "this ended poorly"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2015 07:24 PM (1xUj/)

306 No west coast love from a SoCal company...sniff, sniff.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 17, 2015 07:23 PM (0LHZx)

Yeah, well, they got no Herfy's Hefty Burgers, either. Or XXX Drive In.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:24 PM (+YMhA)

307 So, the idiot campaign they announced less than 24-hours has already ended poorly. Wow. Who could have seen that coming? I mean, besides everyone in the known universe except apparently the "people" who work at Starbucks.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 17, 2015 07:24 PM (KkVB6)

308 284 Tim Hortons FTW!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2015 07:18 PM (UwPGL)



I've never been to Tim Hortons. I just looked, and the only one within 50 miles of me is in Philadelphia, in the arena where the Flyers hockey team plays.

I'm sure that's just coincidental.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

309 Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at March 17, 2015 06:14 PM (A8mmh)

You want a real vag. You'd settle for a plastic vag.
You'll get a inverted ball sack.

Posted by: wooga at March 17, 2015 07:25 PM (OoVgj)

310 You want a real vag. You'd settle for a plastic vag.
You'll get a inverted ball sack.
Posted by: wooga at March 17, 2015 07:25 PM (OoVgj)

I won't, and TMI.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:25 PM (+YMhA)

311 Honore de ball sack.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 07:25 PM (b4JMJ)

312 Shouldn't shareholders of Starbucks be concerned that their CEO is an idiot? His only duty is to them-- not to "social justice."

Posted by: Naes at March 17, 2015 07:26 PM (YhayY)

313 Yeah, remember the accomplices that helped quadruple murderer Maurice Clemmons after he shot 4 cops in that coffee shop south of Seattle in 2009? Boy did they #racetogether from us that time.

Posted by: Lakewood WA Police Dept at March 17, 2015 07:26 PM (igEaG)

314 Tim Hortons is a weird place. In Canada it's revered as some national treasure. The coffee is OK, but holy fuck you'd think they cured cancer they way some people talk about it.

They did invent the TimBit for which they get props.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 17, 2015 07:26 PM (0LHZx)

315 thanks, tcn.
Oregon Muse - damn. Everywhere but Puget Sound. Next time I'm in Centralia, then. Wife says they're good.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 17, 2015 07:26 PM (/WPPJ)

316 We don't have a Tim Horton's here. There was talk of opening a Kyle Orton's, but the plans were incomplete.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man of mostly German descent at March 17, 2015 07:27 PM (NeFrd)

317 313 Remember who let him out because he found religion?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 07:27 PM (b4JMJ)

318 @netanyahu thanks his sons Yair & Avner and says their good hearts and sharp minds helped him, gave him good advice on campaign 2 young ppl
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2015 07:16 PM (IXrOn)

Arent his kids porking Scandis?

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 07:27 PM (iQIUe)

319 So what do we do with all these new cups now???

Posted by: Starbucks at March 17, 2015 07:27 PM (PXU5j)

320 OIngo Boingo - Private Life

https://youtu.be/yuxss1kBQWw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 07:27 PM (tr/8D)

321 313 Yeah, remember the accomplices that helped quadruple murderer Maurice Clemmons after he shot 4 cops in that coffee shop south of Seattle in 2009? Boy did they #racetogether from us that time.
Posted by: Lakewood WA Police Dept at March 17, 2015 07:26 PM (igEaG)

Related to that nasty chick in Indianapolis, no doubt. Anybody hear of the cops found her yet?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:27 PM (+YMhA)

322 San Diego: 72 degrees right now.
There's no finer place for jackin' it.

Posted by: wooga at March 17, 2015 07:28 PM (OoVgj)

323 Plus, we get a lot more daylight. And it's prettier outside.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:21 PM (+YMhA)


And jihadis haven't tried to blow it up yet, if they even know it exists.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2015 07:28 PM (UwPGL)

324 Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 17, 2015 07:24 PM (KkVB6)

The problem with this idea Mandy is the same douchebags that sit silently during their messed up brunch are the Starbucks hipsters.

You notice they never try to interrupt "brunch" at a biker bar or a cut and shoot honkey tonk?

Not sure why though.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 17, 2015 07:29 PM (rhk24)

325 And jihadis haven't tried to blow it up yet, if they even know it exists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2015 07:28 PM (UwPGL)

They wouldn't come here. Not only do we have a high concentration of military personnel, that cold wind can really blow up a guy's skirt, ya know?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:29 PM (+YMhA)

326 So what do we do with all these new cups now???

Send them to Africa where they will blend in with all the football jerseys from teams that did not win the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 07:29 PM (tr/8D)

327 Yes, good ol' Hug a bee.

Posted by: Lakewood WA Police Dept at March 17, 2015 07:30 PM (igEaG)

328 270 Okay, which of you Morons in North Carolina is trolling your neighbors ala your glistening naked body? Pants might be optional, but no underpants is taking it a bit too far!
--------------

I'd assumed it was Nip, but wasn't going to ask for the pics...

Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at March 17, 2015 07:30 PM (X3xYu)

329 dailybeast headline
dumb

Lawyer for the Man Who Fingered Bin Laden Is Murdered

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2015 07:30 PM (IXrOn)

330 Yeah, remember the accomplices that helped quadruple murderer Maurice Clemmons after he shot 4 cops in that coffee shop south of Seattle in 2009?

Including Huckabee?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 17, 2015 07:30 PM (MMC8r)

331 Not sure why though.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 17, 2015 07:29 PM (rhk24)

Bubba don't do that shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:30 PM (+YMhA)

332 Is this the fastest turn around from "this will end poorly" to "this ended poorly"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2015 07:24 PM (1xUj/)

It isn't over yet. Starbucks has millions of dollars that they need to pay as reparations to the SJWs, and their are many executives - middle aged white males - who need to be ritually sacrificed first.
The crowd wants blood and loot and they shall get it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Walker Brand Skull Polish Only at the Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2015 07:31 PM (K/tQx)

333 316 We don't have a Tim Horton's here. There was talk of opening a Kyle Orton's, but the plans were incomplete.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man of mostly German descent at March 17, 2015 07:27 PM (NeFrd)


What you did there was good.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at March 17, 2015 07:32 PM (EQoeI)

334 Whatever they paid the man who fingered Bin Laden couldn't have been enough.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 07:32 PM (b4JMJ)

335 Starbucks, you coulda beena contendah.

Posted by: Chock Full O'Nuts at March 17, 2015 07:32 PM (lG2E3)

336 The stuff from Cafe du Monde isn't bad.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 17, 2015 07:33 PM (/WPPJ)

337 Arent his kids porking Scandis?
Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 07:27 PM (iQIUe)

Even shiksas need love! Ulla dance again!

*fires up celebratory dancing music*

Posted by: Scandi girls dating Bibi's sons at March 17, 2015 07:33 PM (yRwC8)

338 This from Daily Mail :

Is the boycott over already, Elton? Singer spotted in LA holding Dolce and Gabbana shopping bag - just one day after furious row with Italian fashion designers over 'synthetic' IVF babies

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2015 07:34 PM (Ly3fx)

339 "Tim Hortons FTW!"

I'm still laughing about the article about a baby moose calf having wandered into a Tim Horton's.

Headline: "Possibly The Most Canadian Thing Ever".

I did wonder what would have happened when Mom came looking.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2015 07:34 PM (noWW6)

340 #handsupbabyhandsup

#gimmeyourheartgimmegimmeyourheart

Posted by: kartoffel at March 17, 2015 07:34 PM (szYND)

341 Let's have a conversation about coffee deserts...

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at March 17, 2015 07:35 PM (lG2E3)

342
i thought it was a great idea

Posted by: guy who thought new coke was a great idea at March 17, 2015 07:35 PM (lKyWE)

343 Even better? Let's give me some money!

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at March 17, 2015 07:36 PM (PXU5j)

344 Helloooo world.

The race thing is becoming like the gay thing.

At some point rational people just turn off.

Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 17, 2015 07:36 PM (48QDY)

345 Wouldn't it be great if Bibi sent a couple of Mossad's most intense "greeters" to escort Barky's election consultants out of the country right about now?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 17, 2015 07:36 PM (rhk24)

346 Beers up more shots!

Posted by: A conversation on the Irish race at March 17, 2015 07:37 PM (yxw0r)

347 I did wonder what would have happened when Mom came looking.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2015 07:34 PM (noWW6)

They have had this problem at Providence Hospital in Anchorage. It is sort of out in the woods, and the automatic doors have let moose wander in from time to time. Not a lot one can do about that, I guess, except maybe keep a close lookout.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:37 PM (+YMhA)

348 Eight O'Clock Coffee should be changed to Around Eleven Or So Coffee, because raysis.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 17, 2015 07:37 PM (lG2E3)

349 Why do the barista at Starbucks never leave room for 1/2 and 1/2? Even when you ask, they fill the friggin' cup to the brim and force you to pour a splash of their delicious coffee into the rubbish bin so you can add cream.

Are these folks truly intellectually bright enough to be discussing race relations on a professional level? Have they been vetted by the Holder Justice Department?

Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2015 07:38 PM (ty633)

350 313 Yeah, remember the accomplices that helped quadruple murderer Maurice Clemmons after he shot 4 cops in that coffee shop south of Seattle in 2009? Boy did they #racetogether from us that time.
Posted by: Lakewood WA Police Dept at March 17, 2015 07:26 PM (igEaG)


Accomplice before the fact: Mike Huckabee. One of his early parolees.

Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at March 17, 2015 07:38 PM (Edob3)

351
I did wonder what would have happened when Mom came looking.



Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2015 07:34 PM (noWW6)


Politeness?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 17, 2015 07:38 PM (yxw0r)

352 Hey, Al, aren't you the one who can't count? Particularly when it comes to paying taxes? Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:38 PM (+YMhA)

353 Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2015 07:34 PM (Ly3fx)

The response from Elton's spokesperson was priceless:

"Yes he was carrying the bag but he hadn't been shopping. And it should not detract from their original message or the boycott."

Do as I say not as I do, plebes! We live in an age of optics, wonder if this kills some of the protest momentum.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2015 07:39 PM (yRwC8)

354 At some point rational people just turn off.
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 17, 2015 07:36 PM (48QDY)
*********
At some point? Hell.... my give-a-fuck meter shit the bed sometime in 2009

Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 17, 2015 07:39 PM (fLKzW)

355 Will the new Spartan suck as bad as Internet Explorer?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 07:39 PM (b4JMJ)

356 After all these years and all these riots, didn't it dawn on them that a conversation is the farthest thing from anyone's mind concerning race?

This truly shows the bubble that white leftists live in.

They haven't a clue what real life is all about or what happens in real life or what will be the result of certain ill advised actions.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 17, 2015 07:40 PM (zRby/)

357 First they took away the word gay now you can't say tranny what's a happy transmission repair man gonna do?

Posted by: Gaytrannymechanic at March 17, 2015 07:40 PM (JdEZJ)

358 tcn in ak - is the Alaska Airlines Center finished yet?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 17, 2015 07:40 PM (/WPPJ)

359
There's a pilot for tv show filming now in Boston about the first women police officers in the 70's. Broad Squad.

ABC ordered it. I doubt it will ever air, never mind become a serial.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:41 PM (U+iP0)

360 I'm working on a new business based on the Starbucks model. Alpinaire--yep, air in a can for just $2.00.

We won't have a conversation about race, I'll just be wanting your money.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 17, 2015 07:42 PM (lG2E3)

361
Anybody still watching Agent Carter? I shelved it after the first ep. Got sick of the gratuitous chauvinism every 5 minutes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:42 PM (U+iP0)

362 >>> 330 Yeah, remember the accomplices that helped quadruple murderer Maurice Clemmons after he shot 4 cops in that coffee shop south of Seattle in 2009?

I know the guy who owned that coffee shop. He's an email buddy. Great guy.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 07:42 PM (2x3L+)

363 Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 07:39 PM (b4JMJ)

Probably not too badly as they've brought their Browser API, Javascript and DOM into accord with the standards and most all the other browsers. (which have all been compliant and capable of much more than IE for over 15 years.)

That's probably why they want to change the name because IE kinda stands for "Standards? We don't need no steenking standards!"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 17, 2015 07:42 PM (zRby/)

364 First they took away the word gay now you can't say tranny what's a happy transmission repair man gonna do?
Posted by: Gaytrannymechanic at March 17, 2015 07:40 PM (JdEZJ)

Don't even get us started on trans ams!

Posted by: SJWs looking for a cause to hijack at March 17, 2015 07:43 PM (yRwC8)

365 telnet to port 80

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Hot Dog Tasting Team at March 17, 2015 07:43 PM (Q819Q)

366
Yes he was carrying the bag...but it went with his shoes and belt.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:43 PM (U+iP0)

367 358 tcn in ak - is the Alaska Airlines Center finished yet?
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 17, 2015 07:40 PM (/WPPJ)

Ayep. That's where the NUMBER ONE IN THE COUNTRY UAA Girls Basketball is played. Did I mention that they are NUMBER ONE IN THE COUNTRY?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:44 PM (+YMhA)

368
This is pilot season. It's a big deal if you live in Hwd because it provides a lot of work even if show is not picked up or aired. I've noticed that Netfix and Amazon have bought pilots and stream them. The viewers benefit in that they are provided with more variety and if the response is positive, there is still a chance the show cd get picked up.

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 07:44 PM (iQIUe)

369 How dare you, Ace. Corey duBrowa is an aspiring rapper!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2015 07:44 PM (kivUY)

370 interesting
Kaus bashed FoxNews for not opposing Amnesty.
Tucker pulled his column, said no FoxNews bashing at DailyCaller. So Kaus quit.

According to Kaus. Tucker is mum on the details.

POLITICO @politico 1h1 hour ago
Mickey Kaus quits Daily Caller after Tucker Carlson pulls critical Fox News column http://politi.co/1wX6QKh via @DylanByers

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2015 07:45 PM (ZPrif)

371 361


Anybody still watching Agent Carter? I shelved it after the first ep. Got sick of the gratuitous chauvinism every 5 minutes"

It was only 8 episodes in a mini-season when AoS was on hiatus. Instead of watching 1940s dressed people run around warehouses we get to see our normal cast of character run around warehouses.

Posted by: Naes at March 17, 2015 07:45 PM (YhayY)

372 Do as I say not as I do, plebes! We live in an age of optics, wonder if this kills some of the protest momentum.
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2015 07:39 PM (yRwC

So, the D&G comment was any more offensive that Elton claiming that he and his "partner" "had" their children "together?"

They already live a bunch of lies, so what's one more?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:45 PM (+YMhA)

373 357 First they took away the word gay now you can't say tranny what's a happy transmission repair man gonna do?

These days, suggesting that a tranny is in need of repair is Double Plus Ungood. Mechanics, beware. After Howard Schulz has been thoroughly punished, you're next.

Posted by: Splunge at March 17, 2015 07:46 PM (qyomX)

374
Celebs walk around with these small shopping bags all the time now. Are they a thang? Not much you can fit into them. I have to ask why these people go shopping almost every effin day. I wd point out that they also have stylists that bring them clothes to wear which they dont have to pay for.

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 07:46 PM (iQIUe)

375 Don't like no coffee. Makes me shit.

Posted by: Ol' Black Joe at March 17, 2015 07:48 PM (lG2E3)

376 367 - Yes, yes, yes. We know.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 17, 2015 07:49 PM (/WPPJ)

377
yeah Netflix ordered two pilots that I found attractive.

Mad Dogs, which was a Brit serial, starring Christophah from The Sopranos and Steve Zahn.

And Cocked, starring Brian Dennehy, about a wacky family-owned gunmaking business.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:49 PM (U+iP0)

378 I cant wait until we can get counseled from our coffee servers on the Middle East

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 17, 2015 07:49 PM (zOTsN)

379 That's probably why they want to change the name because IE kinda stands for "Standards? We don't need no steenking standards!"

Nobody needs TCP/IP, the Web won't even be around in 5 years. --Microsoft in 1993

Hey, guys, we just took the TCP/IP stack out of BSD/i386 & compiled it for win32, & we have our own idea of what an HTTP client should look like that deliberately breaks everything. --Microsoft in 1995

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Hot Dog Tasting Team at March 17, 2015 07:50 PM (Q819Q)

380 Don't like no coffee. Makes me shit.
Posted by: Ol' Black Joe

Just have some paste. It stops you up pretty good. But not my paste. There's not enough to share.

Posted by: Ol' Crazy Joe at March 17, 2015 07:50 PM (GuwT9)

381 Imperioli?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 07:51 PM (b4JMJ)

382 Anybody still watching Agent Carter? I shelved it after the first ep. Got sick of the gratuitous chauvinism every 5 minutes.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:42 PM (U+iP0)

I have one more ep; got that far might as well as finish.

Ironically, there is a scene in the show where one of the agents, during an interrogation, dangles a literal carrot and stick in front of the suspect and says he gets to choose which way they go. If only the writers had figuratively chosen the carrot and not the stick; their hamfisted efforts to hit the audience over the head with anvilicious and historically erroneous lessons on postwar sexism sunk a perfectly lovely show. Self inflicted wound. Peggy, Jarvis, Stark were all acted beautifully and the costumes and sets were great. It deserved a better fate; dumb writers and showrunners.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2015 07:51 PM (yRwC8)

383
yes, Chistophah Moltisanti

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:51 PM (U+iP0)

384 378 I cant wait until we can get counseled from our coffee servers on the Middle East

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 17, 2015 07:49 PM (zOTsN)



No, that will be done at felafel stands.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

385
dangles a literal carrot and stick in front of the suspect...

Holy cats, that's insulting.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:53 PM (U+iP0)

386 382 But everybody in the 40's was racist,sexist and hated gay people!

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2015 07:54 PM (KETbL)

387

Buddy Elias, Anne Frank's last living relative passes away at age 89

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2015 07:54 PM (IXrOn)

388 Do you think Boyd Crowder will come out as a tranny hooker before the last episode of Justified?

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 17, 2015 07:54 PM (ODkU9)

389 Do you think Boyd Crowder will come out as a tranny hooker before the last episode of Justified?

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 17, 2015 07:54 PM (ODkU9)

390
Another phony racist letter:

http://goo.gl/a64Wlt

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 07:54 PM (iQIUe)

391 Shut Up! he explained.

Posted by: Count de MacMonet at March 17, 2015 07:55 PM (JO9+V)

392 387 Did he leave her ballpoint pen to someone?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 07:55 PM (b4JMJ)

393 382
I guess the premise that a lot of people have is that it was a bad thing when women lost their jobs after the war because the men were coming back. No it wasn't. The men came back from putting their lives on the line. Hundreds of thousands never came back. Life getting back to normal was good.

Posted by: Naes at March 17, 2015 07:55 PM (YhayY)

394
But everybody in the 40's was racist,sexist and hated gay people!

Yep. Remember that, whitey, when you think your dad and grandad were part of the "greatest generation." They spent their days keeping women down and pinching their bottoms.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:57 PM (U+iP0)

395 I'm still waiting for eric holder to engage in an honest discussion on race. But since he's a lying scum bag held in contempt Im not holding my breath.

F*cking Star Bucks must be hurting for coin if this idiot is starting a tweet conversation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 07:57 PM (znRvO)

396 I love it when a plan comes together....especially if it someone else's plan....and it blows up in their smug leftist faces.

They are smarder than you and don't work harter.

Posted by: Jukin Former Republican at March 17, 2015 07:58 PM (WGm5T)

397 And yet somehow... they survive... even surrounded by enemies...

The surrounded by enemies bit probably makes the big D Democracy chaos work by focusing the mind.

Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2015 07:58 PM (DL2i+)

398 15 "I was personally attacked through my Twitter account around midnight last night and the tweets represented a distraction from the respectful conversation we are trying to start around Race Together," duBrowa said.


Did he get whole word raped or just vowel and consonant raped or did he get the whole sentence rape without lub...because that's an 'ouch!'

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 17, 2015 07:59 PM (JgQLj)

399 In Ireland, they call them St. Arbucks.

This is actually true.

Posted by: filbert's Techniker ist informiert at March 17, 2015 08:00 PM (h6Mpm)

400 I love it when a plan comes together....especially if it someone else's plan....and it blows up in their smug leftist faces.

"Everybody has a plan until they get hit"

Mike Tyson

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 17, 2015 08:00 PM (rhk24)

401 Question

Is it possible for them to steal the election in Israel.

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:01 PM (zOTsN)

402 Fine. Here's a corporate apology:


Next Friday, with every purchase of $5 or more at Starbucks, get a piece of free fried chicken and watermelon.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2015 08:01 PM (AC0lD)

403 "Everybody has a plan until they get hit"

Mike Tyson

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 17, 2015 08:00 PM (rhk24)


...in their coffee beans.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 17, 2015 08:02 PM (JgQLj)

404 Starbuck fought white privilege on the Pequod.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 17, 2015 08:02 PM (W5DcG)

405 Is it possible for them to steal the election in Israel.
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:01 PM (zOTsN)

Heh. Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: The Chicago Machine at March 17, 2015 08:03 PM (rhk24)

406 Remember when the Duck Dynasty guy upset the space-time continuum by saying that he thought butt-sex was icky?

Some talking heads wanted to "sit him down with people from the LGBTQXYZ community so they could have a dialogue."

Yeah. "Dialogue." One guy facing a panel of "experts" on the joys of butt-sex and man-boy action. I'm really sure the panel would be open to hearing what he had to say and getting a fresh outlook!

The left has no idea what "dialogue" means. (Just like they had no idea what "tolerance" means.) They just want to lecture and harangue.

They never go into a dialogue wondering, "Will this right-wing guy I'm about to talk to change my mind even just a little bit?" No. They just want their tried 'n' true reeducation camps.

Posted by: RKae at March 17, 2015 08:03 PM (s3V7p)

407 So, yeah, pants are a white thing.

That would explain why the bruthas can't wear them properly.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 17, 2015 08:03 PM (XO6WW)

408 404 Was that another Battle Star?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 08:03 PM (b4JMJ)

409
Is it possible for them to steal the election in Israel.

Nothing is impossible in politics when you're determined, shameless, and unaccountable.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 08:04 PM (U+iP0)

410 Did he get whole word raped or just vowel and consonant raped or did he
get the whole sentence rape without lub...because that's an 'ouch!'


Consonant rape is by far the worst. Imagine a "T" or Heaven forbid a "J" up your hole....or not. The easy consonants are "W" and "M". Whatever way they go in. Lube or no lube.

Posted by: Jukin Former Republican at March 17, 2015 08:04 PM (WGm5T)

411 Looks like Assley Judd.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 08:04 PM (b4JMJ)

412 Ayep. That's where the NUMBER ONE IN THE COUNTRY UAA Girls Basketball is played. Did I mention that they are NUMBER ONE IN THE COUNTRY?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2015 07:44 PM (+YMhA)


Do tell.

Posted by: University of Connecticut Huskies at March 17, 2015 08:04 PM (h6Mpm)

413 Sounds like something Archer should say

Ray: How do you want your coffee?

Archer: Like the mother of my child.

Ray: Black, hot and bitter it is . . .

Posted by: simplemind at March 17, 2015 08:04 PM (hTeQK)

414 F*cking Star Bucks must be hurting for coin if this idiot is starting a tweet conversation


The opposite, I think. When you're successful, and it seems that your future is secure, one is tempted to take one's eye off the ball and start branching into "Nice Things", rather than focusing on the core mission.

That's how the big market leaders lose their way and get replaced by leaner, hungrier, and more focused competitors.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 08:05 PM (0NdlF)

415 Paging 'The Chicago Machine."

Posted by: The Barrel at March 17, 2015 08:06 PM (h6Mpm)

416 The easy consonants are "W" and "M". Whatever way they go in. Lube or no lube.
Posted by: Jukin Former Republican

At a certain point, they all go in easily.

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 17, 2015 08:06 PM (GuwT9)

417 Kaus bashed FoxNews for not opposing Amnesty.
Tucker pulled his column, said no FoxNews bashing at DailyCaller. So Kaus quit.



Good for Kaus. Fox shouldn't be off limits. It's more GOP than conservative anyway (and I don't mean that in a good way) so it's a legitimate target of criticism.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 08:06 PM (8ZskC)

418 Looks like we've got a barreling.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

419 *ahem*

Posted by: The Barrel at March 17, 2015 08:06 PM (8ZskC)

420 If you go to Starbucks tomorrow and order a black coffee and a glass of milk does that count as a dialogue?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 17, 2015 08:07 PM (rhk24)

421 We need a new thread. This one's broken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 08:07 PM (8ZskC)

422 Posted by: The Chicago Machine

That's a paddlin'.

Posted by: Jasper at March 17, 2015 08:08 PM (GuwT9)

423 Wierdflunkyonatablet to the barrel.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 17, 2015 08:08 PM (3F6F8)

424 >>> I guess the premise that a lot of people have is that it was a bad thing when women lost their jobs after the war because the men were coming back. No it wasn't. The men came back from putting their lives on the line. Hundreds of thousands never came back. Life getting back to normal was good.
Posted by: Naes at March 17, 2015 07:55 PM (YhayY)


Female spies have been part of our country before there WAS a country; the writers would have known this if they had bothered to do their research. Acting like Russia spies post WW2 are superior because they understand women can be just as deadly and cunning as men? Treating the American male spies like dumb lunks that only think female spies can get coffee? Please. Bite me, show.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2015 08:08 PM (yRwC8)

425 Oh lord it is time to go home and do some drinking....IRISH drinkong. It yu now what I meen.

Posted by: Jukin Former Republican at March 17, 2015 08:08 PM (WGm5T)

426 Monica Crowley reporting netanyahu already has a 65 seat coalition

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:08 PM (zOTsN)

427 Fudge!

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 17, 2015 08:08 PM (rhk24)

428 Someone could break up 405.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 08:08 PM (b4JMJ)

429 Gruncle Stan, we're SO hungry.....

Posted by: Mabel and Dipper Barrel at March 17, 2015 08:08 PM (yxw0r)

430 If The Chicago Machine goes to the barrel, does that mean we will have free and fair elections going forward?

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

431 430 Free Coal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 08:09 PM (b4JMJ)

432 If you go to Starbucks tomorrow and order a black coffee and a glass of milk does that count as a dialogue?


Does the milk admit its complicity in helping The Man keep its boot on the neck of helpless black victims for generations?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 08:09 PM (8ZskC)

433 God

MSNBC has gone full Al Jeezera

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:11 PM (zOTsN)

434 Someone could break up 405.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 08:08 PM (b4JMJ)


That would mess up SoCal something fierce, would it not?

Posted by: filbert at March 17, 2015 08:11 PM (h6Mpm)

435 If you go to Starbucks tomorrow and order a black coffee and a glass of milk does that count as a dialogue?
----------

It does, as long as the cup is manufactured in a third world sweatshop.

Posted by: Roy at March 17, 2015 08:11 PM (fWLrt)

436 Good for Kaus. Fox shouldn't be off limits. It's more GOP than conservative anyway (and I don't mean that in a good way) so it's a legitimate target of criticism.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 08:06 PM (8ZskC)

When you are funded by middle eastern sheiks and oil barons, casting a murky light on what stories you allow your talent to pursue in order to not step on toes, I think MORE criticism, not less, is in order.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2015 08:11 PM (yRwC8)

437 I'm pretty sure that it is hate crime if a glass of milk and a black coffee at the same counter. The milk will do 90 days in county because....FAIR....ish.

Posted by: Jukin Former Republican at March 17, 2015 08:11 PM (WGm5T)

438 Damn, the blog got wider than Moochelle's ass!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 17, 2015 08:13 PM (mx5oN)

439 68 Ah, I hate to say it but slavery was African chiefs and Muslim slave traders. The furthest European ie: White slave traders went inland was to the nearest harbor with a slave market.


Facts will get you nowhere here, mister.


You want facts? 11 million slaves came out of Africa to the Americas, only about 900k to the US. Over the last 13 centuries, the Arab Muslims took over 150 MILLION slaves out of Africa, and the trip to the Middle East had a slave mortality rate of over 80%. Those are facts

Posted by: Weirddave at March 17, 2015 08:13 PM (fJ5wU)

440 Is anyone else getting a Quaker Oats ad on the main page?

Posted by: Y-not at March 17, 2015 08:14 PM (9BRsg)

441 the enwidening.

Posted by: Ghost O'Hallelujah at March 17, 2015 08:14 PM (7RXcs)

442 >>438 Damn, the blog got wider than Moochelle's ass!

Into the barrel, weirdflunkyonatablet.

Posted by: Y-not at March 17, 2015 08:15 PM (9BRsg)

443 Ad Block isn't even blocking a Quaker Oat Ad.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 08:15 PM (b4JMJ)

444 Posted by: Y-not at March 17, 2015 08:14 PM (9BRsg)

I've got an ad for the Visa Black Card! Not kidding.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 17, 2015 08:16 PM (rhk24)

445 Google Analytics generates ads?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 08:17 PM (b4JMJ)

446 Let's have a dialogue on 9mm vs .357 magnum...

Posted by: Boyd Crowder at March 17, 2015 08:17 PM (lG2E3)

447 As long as there are major elements about "Race in America" that white liberals, people of color, and other identity grievance groups refuse to even acknowledge - not 'would rather not discuss', but refuse to even acknowledge - then there is NO sincere intent to have an "open dialogue".

And they can fuck off and blow me.

Posted by: Ghost O'Hallelujah at March 17, 2015 08:18 PM (7RXcs)

448 Friends Oats

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 17, 2015 08:18 PM (W5DcG)

449 Lets talk about race, baybee!
Lets talk about you and me!
Lets talk about reparations and how much
We hate whitey!
Lets take about race,
Lets talk about race!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 17, 2015 08:19 PM (mx5oN)

450 I have the Oats and Disney vacays.

I was teasing Ace about gruel on twitter... is there any way... NAH!

Posted by: Y-not at March 17, 2015 08:20 PM (9BRsg)

451 Is anyone else getting a Quaker Oats ad on the main page?


Nope, my feed is 100% Lithuanian midget pr0n. Can't figure out why.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 08:22 PM (8ZskC)

452 So, 40% of their employees are minorities, and they expected them to have a corporate-sponsored conversation about race with their boss? Realistically, the first topic would be the reason why their working at Starbucks, their race.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 17, 2015 08:23 PM (Y92Nd)

453 Lets talk about Bibi winning. Winning. Winning baby


Obamas butt boys going down as well?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 08:24 PM (znRvO)

454
446 Let's have a dialogue on 9mm vs .357 magnum...
Posted by: Boyd Crowder at March 17, 2015 08:17 PM (lG2E3)

Why versus? Why not both?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 08:25 PM (znRvO)

455 Metrics are ghey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 08:26 PM (b4JMJ)

456 Since I read the statistic about blacks being given a bonus 260 points on the SAT and asians getting penalized 50 points, I have wondered something, although I'm pretty sure what the answer is.


A black student given 260 bonus points and an asian student penalized 50 points end up in the same class, in a real subject like mathematics or medicine.


Given that they are at different levels academically, is all subject matter brought down to a lower level so the black student doesn't bomb out? Is grading throughout university consistently skewed so the black student does better for lower quality work than the asian student?


Would this continue through medical school? Or engineering school?


Because that's just scary to think about....


And this actually is a serious question. Because, well....conversations about race.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2015 08:26 PM (AC0lD)

457
Man...I will just never get twitter.

Okay ...I'll stop now. I hate twitter and it's not going anywhere.

I'll just stop complaining.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2015 08:27 PM (MDgS8)

458 So, is anyone going to blog about the bitter lefty tears over the elections?

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 08:27 PM (iQIUe)

459 Who broke the blog, with the cute haha's?

Posted by: Ronster at March 17, 2015 08:28 PM (ymjdW)

460 We are all butt hurt blacks won't let us play a racist game too.

Posted by: Starbuxs at March 17, 2015 08:29 PM (WNERA)

461 You know what's better then a discussion about race at Starbucks?

Having my first effort at corned Beef and cabbage in a dutch oven come out excellent.

Also...having Bibi win the election beats out a discussion about race at Starbucks.

You know what else is better?
A root canal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2015 08:30 PM (PJOJz)

462
Soothsayer, I long for the good ol days
spent their days keeping women down and pinching their bottoms.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 17, 2015 08:30 PM (KG0mU)

463 Well, in Milwaukee last year the Starbucks employees neglected to have a conversation with a threatening, crazy-acting black guy who came in their down town location. Instead of checking their privilege, they told him to leave and called the cops - who shot him.

The SJW's are trying to make it the next Ferguson. They protested outside the Starbucks a month or so ago and might have gotten a bit more destructive than they did if it had been warmer outside. I expect they will stir up more shit as the temperature rises.

So maybe this was an attempt on the part of the CEO to throw them a bone, so they won't burn and loot the place. He might have been trying to buy a bit of protection - but it didn't work.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 17, 2015 08:31 PM (+XMAD)

464 It's fixed! Huzzah!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 17, 2015 08:31 PM (mx5oN)

465 >>You think Fredo will ever get tired of receiving advice from ValJar?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham

About the time he gets tired of receiving from me.

Posted by: Reggie at March 17, 2015 08:31 PM (sQzB6)

466

And this actually is a serious question. Because, well....conversations about race.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2015 08:26 PM

It's called discriminating taste. And Google, and State Medical Boards.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 08:31 PM (znRvO)

467 #456 Stateless Indidel:

Boy, did you just step over the line. And don't even talk about a commercial pilot's licence.

Posted by: The Obama Administration at March 17, 2015 08:32 PM (53CCM)

468 Those were the days my friends
We thought they'd never end..

(don't dare insert my own, ah, lyrics here)

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 17, 2015 08:32 PM (KG0mU)

469 So #racetogether hash tag outreach was an epic fail. What were the tweets that made Starbux boss guy uncomfortable?

And whoever blew the margins better be in teh Barrel.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 08:32 PM (2x3L+)

470 A black student given 260 bonus points and an asian student penalized 50 points end up in the same class, in a real subject like mathematics or medicine.

Black student flunks out, goes to African American Studies.

Though, I do think there has been dumbing down of curriculum anyways.

I find it sobering to read WWII POWs applying engineering knowledge to MacGuyver clandestine radios; I don't have near their level of mastery, despite getting good grades throughout my academic years.

And then there's the push to get more girls through engineering.

Ratio was 2 girls in entire classroom to room full of guys in my first weeder engineer class. To get more girls in outcome wise, gonna take some shenanigans. My senior year project team also got assigned useless girl.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 08:32 PM (0NdlF)

471 Our long national Barrellage is over!

Posted by: filbert at March 17, 2015 08:33 PM (h6Mpm)

472
461
You know what else is better?
A root canal.


With a Herpes tipped drill.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2015 08:33 PM (MDgS8)

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2015 08:33 PM (MDgS8)

474 Whoopsie daisies.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2015 08:33 PM (MDgS8)

475 So maybe this was an attempt on the part of the CEO to throw them a bone, so they won't burn and loot the place. He might have been trying to buy a bit of protection - but it didn't work.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 17, 2015 08:31 PM (+XMAD)

Of course it doesn't/didn't work. There is no pleasing the SJWs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 08:33 PM (znRvO)

476 Given that they are at different levels academically, is all subject matter brought down to a lower level so the black student doesn't bomb out?

One of the worst effects of AA is that it puts marginally-qualified minority students in competition with much better students. It sets the AA student up for failure and the AA students end up dropping out at much higher rates than their non-AA classmates.

The irony is that if the AA student had been placed according to his unadjusted scores, he would have had a reasonable chance to succeed since he would be competing against others, minority and non-minority, at his real ability level.

It's just one more way that concerned libs fuck over the supposed objects of their concern.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 08:33 PM (8ZskC)

477 There's this horribly racist band (well there was);
DC Talk.
They have a song entitled "Colored People."
It's, well. subversive.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 17, 2015 08:34 PM (KG0mU)

478 Of course it doesn't/didn't work. There is no pleasing the SJWs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 08:33 PM (znRvO)

An eye for an eye until the whole world is blind -

Forgot who said that

Posted by: MikeH at March 17, 2015 08:34 PM (/2E+M)

479 472
461
You know what else is better?
A root canal.


With a Herpes tipped drill.
Posted by: eleven at March

Damn. Hope NGU isn't around. He might be out celebrating Bibis victory

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 08:34 PM (znRvO)

480 453 Lets talk about Bibi winning. Winning. Winning baby


Obamas butt boys going down as well?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 08:24 PM (znRvO)


CAIN, baby (Cain means yes in Hebrew).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:34 PM (CMkNk)

481 No way they would play a song like that in Starbucks!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 17, 2015 08:35 PM (KG0mU)

482 Because it's about our creator.
OK I will stop hitting the key

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 17, 2015 08:35 PM (KG0mU)

483 He might have been trying to buy a bit of protection - but it didn't work.

All attempts at buying concessions from the Social Justice types is rightly treated as weakness and preyed upon accordingly.

The only way out is to burn down the race card and all of the associated grievance industries.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 08:35 PM (0NdlF)

484 Apartheid can continue in Israel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 08:35 PM (b4JMJ)

485 But not before




Burma Shave

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 17, 2015 08:35 PM (KG0mU)

486
How about playing "Camptown Races" and "Waiting on the Robert E. Lee?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:35 PM (CMkNk)

487 Mr. Sefton good news congrats!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 08:36 PM (znRvO)

488 486
How about playing "Camptown Races" and "Waiting on the Robert E. Lee?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:35 PM (CMkNk)

THE Camptown Ladies?

Posted by: Bart at March 17, 2015 08:36 PM (/2E+M)

489 Just had a thought...

Everything Obama tries, fails.

So why would I think he'd be successful in ousting Nentanyahu.....?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 17, 2015 08:36 PM (CVTpV)

490 To answer your question, when I was teaching a very large sophomore biology class (college) there was no curve and certainly nothing adjusted based on the demographics of the class.

BUT my co-instructor and I had to accommodate all sorts of students' supposed "issues." So we'd have to proctor a bunch of different versions of the exam -- either giving them special rooms to take it in (b/c they couldn't concentrate in a normal classroom) or giving them twice the time to take it, stuff like that. I think there was even a kid who required it be read to him. It was a real PITA, but we had to do it.

Thanks, ADA!

What will happen when those students wind up in jobs?

Just hope they aren't your ER doctor.

Posted by: Y-not at March 17, 2015 08:36 PM (9BRsg)

491 487 Mr. Sefton good news congrats!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 08:36 PM (znRvO)


For all of us, my friend. At least the nukes will fly on Israel's schedule.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:38 PM (CMkNk)

492 Sarah Palin congratulated netanyahu.

She said the left must be having seizures

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:38 PM (zOTsN)

493 It's just one more way that concerned libs fuck over the supposed objects of their concern.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 08:33 PM (8ZskC)


But then they can convince the minority that his failure is due to White Privilege and -Isms. So they screw him over, then recruit him as a grunt for their social policies.

It's evilly effective.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 08:38 PM (0NdlF)

494 Ratio was 2 girls in entire classroom to room full of guys in my first weeder engineer class. To get more girls in outcome wise, gonna take some shenanigans. My senior year project team also got assigned useless girl.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 08:32 PM (0NdlF)




When I started grad school in chemistry the department welcomed all incoming first year graduate students: eighty-five guys ... two women.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 08:38 PM (oKE6c)

495

Herzog/Livni are . . . OUT?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:38 PM (CMkNk)

496 Would this continue through medical school?


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2015 08:26 PM (AC0lD)

Perhaps I could offer you a liposuction?

Posted by: Dr. Patrick Chavis at March 17, 2015 08:38 PM (gUbkl)

497 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:34 PM (CMkNk)

You'd better stick with teaching us Yiddish J.J.Sefton. "Ken" means yes. Then again, maybe the New York Accent makes them sound the same ?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2015 08:39 PM (GDulk)

498 CAIN, baby (Cain means yes in Hebrew).


Pronounced that way, yes. Spelled more like "ken," though.

Ken, Na'arah!

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 17, 2015 08:39 PM (RahO3)

499 489 Just had a thought...

Everything Obama tries, fails.

So why would I think he'd be successful in ousting Nentanyahu.....?
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 17, 2015 08:36 PM (CVTpV)




Has a great track record with the hope, change and fuck up the best country in the world.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 17, 2015 08:39 PM (WNERA)

500 Obama told netanyahu he has to FIRE Israelis ambassador to the U.S.

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:39 PM (zOTsN)

501 476
One of the worst effects of AA is that it puts marginally-qualified minority students in competition with much better students. It sets the AA student up for failure and the AA students end up dropping out at much higher rates than their non-AA classmates.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 08:33 PM (8ZskC)



Then factor in student loans. The black student flunks out, and is also in debt.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 08:40 PM (sdi6R)

502 497 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2015 08:39 PM (GDulk)


Hey, I took bar mitzvah lessons, and my rabbi pronounced it "cain."

Ashkenaz'm, bubbie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:40 PM (CMkNk)

503 >>>> Herzog/Livni are . . . OUT?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:38 PM (CMkNk)

Just like Chicago. You called it yesterday. Well done.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 08:41 PM (2x3L+)

504 Cain the Patriarch.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 08:41 PM (b4JMJ)

505 361
Anybody still watching Agent Carter? I shelved it after the first ep. Got sick of the gratuitous chauvinism every 5 minutes.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:42 PM (U+iP0)

I loved it. As mentioned it's already over. It was a bit heavy handed but then again it was the 40s.

Posted by: Lea at March 17, 2015 08:41 PM (vmMMi)

506 500 Obama told netanyahu he has to FIRE Israelis ambassador to the U.S.
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:39 PM (zOTsN)


Ron Dermer? He's a frequent guest on Levin, so yeah I guess the narcissistic jug eared psycho can't have that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:41 PM (CMkNk)

507 503 >>>> Herzog/Livni are . . . OUT?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:38 PM (CMkNk)

Just like Chicago. You called it yesterday. Well done.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 08:41 PM (2x3L+)


You remembered? Wow, I'm flattered. And frightened!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:42 PM (CMkNk)

508 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:40 PM (CMkNk)

Ah. I think most of the Hebrew I've heard is from everyone *but* Ashkenazim. Makes since there'd be regional dialect.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2015 08:42 PM (GDulk)

509 Herzog means "Duke" in German.

I assume Isaac does not drive an orange Charger with welded doors.

Posted by: musings at March 17, 2015 08:42 PM (7h3vo)

510 No word if the JEF called Bibi. Pussy

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:43 PM (zOTsN)

511 Anybody still watching Agent Carter? I shelved it after the first ep. Got sick of the gratuitous chauvinism every 5 minutes.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 07:42 PM (U+iP0)


It gets a LOT better. Seriously.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 17, 2015 08:43 PM (CVTpV)

512 Ratio was 2 girls in entire classroom to room full
of guys in my first weeder engineer class. To get more girls in
outcome wise, gonna take some shenanigans. My senior year project team
also got assigned useless girl.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 08:32 PM (0NdlF)

There was a push to get some inner city black schools to get their graduation rates up to 60%. Well hell. I could do that. If I lower the bar a little bit, a few kids that weren't quite making the grade, graduate and the rate hits 60%.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 08:33 PM (8ZskC)

I figured the black kids were set up for failure. The other sad thing is that it actually reflects badly on those blacks who do well academically and didn't get any special breaks.
My god-daughter is black and went through a sports medicine program. She was always at the top of her class, helping out other students, excelling at the clinics, everything.

If she were in the US, there would still be the nagging doubt, legitimately, by many people that maybe she benefited because of her race, because the system allows that. Blacks who are legitimately brilliant, and who would have passed through without any preferential treatment have their accomplishments also tarnished.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2015 08:43 PM (AC0lD)

513 The correct response to this pretentious twaddle would have been to ignore it. If accosted, members of th AA community could respond that it's completely pointless. At least then Schultz might get a clue.

Now he'll just be bewildered and may attemp something similar.

Posted by: Starscream at March 17, 2015 08:44 PM (xrURQ)

514 476
One of the worst effects of AA is that it puts marginally-qualified
minority students in competition with much better students. It sets the
AA student up for failure and the AA students end up dropping out at
much higher rates than their non-AA classmates.



This. And how could it be otherwise, realistically?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 08:44 PM (oKE6c)

515 They reelected a chickenshit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2015 08:44 PM (b4JMJ)

516 508 Ah. I think most of the Hebrew I've heard is from everyone *but* Ashkenazim. Makes since there'd be regional dialect.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2015 08:42 PM (GDulk)


My Hungarian relatives pronoounced "di-ay-nu" as "di-aye-nee" so go figure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:44 PM (CMkNk)

517 Ah, faith and begorra, I've got me Irish on . . . but hot damn, so freakin' stoked about Bibi's win!

How y'all doin' this fine evening?

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2015 08:46 PM (EgOr3)

518 And this actually is a serious question. Because, well....conversations about race.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2015 08:26 PM

Dontcha know, conversations about race are about berating white folks for privilege, it's not really a conversation as such.

Is this SAT thing really true, I've seen it mentioned here a lot recently. Anyone have a link that it is true?

Posted by: Bob from NSA at March 17, 2015 08:46 PM (o/90i)

519 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2015 08:42 PM (GDulk)


By the way, ashkenazim are the Jews of the Diaspora in Europe. The Sephardim are the Jews that wound up in the Middle Eastern countries.

Differences in food, somewhat in the language and religious practices as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:46 PM (CMkNk)

520 WTF


Noam Chonsky said on Twitter he cannot wait until Iran gets the bomb so they can turn Israel in to dust


In

To

Dust



These are their thinkers

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:46 PM (zOTsN)

521 517 Ah, faith and begorra, I've got me Irish on . . . but hot damn, so freakin' stoked about Bibi's win!

How y'all doin' this fine evening?
Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2015 08:46 PM (EgOr3)


Well, someone once claimed that the Irish are the lost tribe of the Hebrews.

So luz'm gain go bragh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:47 PM (CMkNk)

522 The Sephardim are the Jews that wound up in the Middle Eastern countries.



And the Iberian Peninsula, too, right?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 08:48 PM (oKE6c)

523 520 Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:46 PM (zOTsN)


I cannot tell you what I would like to do to that sick bag of rotting flesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:49 PM (CMkNk)

524 I figured the black kids were set up for failure. The other sad thing is that it actually reflects badly on those blacks who do well academically and didn't get any special breaks.

Early in my career I defended a racial discrimination case where the plaintiff's lawyer was a black guy who never missed an oppportunity to remind me that he had graduated from Harvard Law School. I always resisted the urge to reply "if I was black, I would have gone to Harvard too."

Whether than guy got into Harvard on his own merits or had the rope lowered for him I'll never know, but that assumption will always be in the minds of his adversaries. It's poisonous for how it cheapens the achievement of the minority students who got into elite schools by meeting the "real" standards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 08:49 PM (8ZskC)

525 Chomsky wrote to Sarah Palin

It takes a retard to make a retard


These are their thought leaders

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:49 PM (zOTsN)

526 It's not enough to make the best coffee! I will save the entire fucking world! F'yeah!!!

Posted by: Howard Schultz at March 17, 2015 08:49 PM (xrURQ)

527 Posted by: Y-not at March 17, 2015 08:36 PM (9BRsg)


Holy crap. That was disturbing to read.


So was the comment about pilot licenses.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2015 08:49 PM (AC0lD)

528 The latest edition of Mother Jones magazine has on its front cover--get this--"ARE YOU RACIST?"

Everywhere you turn these days...

Posted by: fly gal at March 17, 2015 08:49 PM (EmwFM)

529 520
Noam Chonsky said on Twitter he cannot wait until Iran gets the bomb so they can turn Israel in to dust

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:46 PM (zOTsN)



Wow. The masks are coming off.

First the Little Satan, then the Great Satan.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

530 522 And the Iberian Peninsula, too, right?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 08:48 PM (oKE6c)


You are correct, I believe. Ironically, my Hungarian lineage goes all the way back to Spain, before the Inquisition. When the Germans occupied Hungary in '44, my grandfather was able to trace the lineage back that far, or else they would have been immediately deported to Auschwitz (lots of Poles and others escaped to Hungary, which although a German ally until March '44 did not deport anyone).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:51 PM (CMkNk)

531 Give me the damned cup of coffee and spare me the uninformed 20 year old ignoranuses spew on race relations.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 17, 2015 08:51 PM (wdHk6)

532 Noam Chonsky said on Twitter he cannot wait until Iran gets the bomb so they can turn Israel in to dust


May he roast on a spit it hell. God, that makes me mad.

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2015 08:51 PM (EgOr3)

533 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:46 PM (CMkNk)

Yes, I usually think of Sephardim as Spanish(ish) and the Yemeni seem to get forgotten a lot in general.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2015 08:52 PM (GDulk)

534
Is this SAT thing really true, I've seen it mentioned here a lot recently. Anyone have a link that it is true?



Posted by: Bob from NSA at March 17, 2015 08:46 PM (o/90i)

http://tinyurl.com/q4fhfqf

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2015 08:52 PM (AC0lD)

535 Wow. The masks are coming off.

Chomsky always wore a transparent mask.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 17, 2015 08:52 PM (W5DcG)

536 I pronounce "hello, how are you" as "I like to fuck myself."

Posted by: MUMR at March 17, 2015 08:52 PM (y/p2Y)

537 but keeps blocking POC who ask...

POC - pieces of crap? What is it?

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2015 08:53 PM (FcR7P)

538
Noam Chomsky, this one's for you:

"Migulgl zor er vern in a henglayhter - by tog zol er hengen, un bay nakht zol er brennen"

He should be turned into a chandelier - to hang by day and burn by night.

Go to Hell Chomsky.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:54 PM (CMkNk)

539 Not Noam Chomsky.

Some asshole who calls himself Noam Chomsky jr

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:54 PM (zOTsN)

540 Noam Chonsky said on Twitter he cannot wait until Iran gets the bomb so they can turn Israel in to dust

So his free speech gets protected where SAEs does not. How unexpected.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 08:54 PM (0NdlF)

541 My black coffee, white creamer, and brown sugar get along just fine in my cup. Now, STFU and get movin', you insufferable twat. That's what I would say in my head anyway. I'm too polite to actually say it to someone. Keep pushing though.

Posted by: no good deed at March 17, 2015 08:54 PM (ZKGnj)

542 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2015 08:52 PM (AC0lD)



It really is an outrage. Asians get hosed every which way.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 08:55 PM (oKE6c)

543 Jews decide they won't let a lot of people kill them. Yay!!!!

Posted by: Jack at March 17, 2015 08:55 PM (53CCM)

544 539 Not Noam Chomsky.

Some asshole who calls himself Noam Chomsky jr
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:54 PM (zOTsN)


The poisoned apple does not fall far from the evil tree.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:55 PM (CMkNk)

545 Some asshole who calls himself Noam Chomsky jr

Oh, that's a lot different. Jumped the gun there.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 08:55 PM (0NdlF)

546 I don't think he is his kid. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Jon Gabriel are enjoying ruling him up

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:56 PM (zOTsN)

547 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 08:49 PM (8ZskC)

Yeah, I know another black guy that graduated Harvard Law school and everyone that supported him said he was the smartest person ever.


But I suspect there's a reason no one ever saw the guy's grades. And even if we saw his grades, I'd still want to strap in all of his professors to a lie detector and find out what his grades would have been if he was white.


I'm not going to drop names. I'll just call him...ugh...President Shit Midas....


Good night everyone. Thanks for the great insights. I'll look back later if anyone has anything more to add.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2015 08:57 PM (AC0lD)

548 545 Oh, that's a lot different. Jumped the gun there.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 08:55 PM (0NdlF)


There's very little difference. Suckled on the teat of human kindness and Yiddishkeit - not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:57 PM (CMkNk)

549 White folks priviledge:

Delay gratification.
Work for your children and grand children.
Work hard. Save money. Don't splurge.

Posted by: Jack at March 17, 2015 08:58 PM (53CCM)

550 I think the comparison between Bibi and Winston is apt.
Apparently, he is a master politician as well as a genuine, humble man.

He's not a Cult of Personality person.

If I was Jewish, I would say he is a mensch.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 17, 2015 08:58 PM (KG0mU)

551 "Migulgl zor er vern in a henglayhter - by tog zol er hengen, un bay nakht zol er brennen"


Yiddish ~ German with idiosyncratic orthography, to a good approximation.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 08:58 PM (oKE6c)

552 Oh wait - is this still the race thread?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 17, 2015 08:58 PM (KG0mU)

553 Chomsky wrote to Sarah Palin
It takes a retard to make a retard
These are their thought leaders
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:49 PM

He really isa POS isn't he? I thought retard was on the leftists verboten PC list?

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2015 08:58 PM (o/90i)

554
Looks like Bibi did better than initially reported:

Likud 24.84%; Labor 18.98%.

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 08:58 PM (iQIUe)

555
President Shit Midas loses everything - except national elections.

Oh well. I hope Reggie uses his teeth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:58 PM (CMkNk)

556

Why would Baseball legend Whitey Herzog go into Israeli politics??

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 08:58 PM (U+iP0)

557 It really is an outrage. Asians get hosed every which way.

But they won't have the specter of undeserved credentials, at least.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 08:59 PM (0NdlF)

558 539 Not Noam Chomsky.

Some asshole who calls himself Noam Chomsky jr
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:54 PM (zOTsN)



Ah. A Noam Chomsky fan.

He's had such a wonderful influence on our nation's youth, eh?

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

559 553 Chomsky wrote to Sarah Palin
It takes a retard to make a retard
These are their thought leaders
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:49 PM

He really isa POS isn't he? I thought retard was on the leftists verboten PC list?
Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2015 08:58 PM (o/90i)


Chomsky is allegedly a master linguist. Funny that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:59 PM (CMkNk)

560 But they won't have the specter of undeserved credentials, at least.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 08:59 PM (0NdlF)


Nope, but it's a tough way to earn that respect.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 09:00 PM (oKE6c)

561 556

Why would Baseball legend Whitey Herzog go into Israeli politics??
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 08:58 PM (U+iP0)


Soothsayer Litella?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 09:00 PM (CMkNk)

562
Starting at about age 40, people tend to lose about four-tenths of an inch of height every decade.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 09:00 PM (U+iP0)

563 It really is an outrage. Asians get hosed every which way.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 08:55 PM (oKE6c)

It is.

But here's the cultural difference. This is the definitive proof that not all cultures are created equal.
Ready...?
All of those asian students know that they are automatically going to be penalized 50 points off the top before they even pick up the pencil to write the test.
And they'll all work like hell, months and years ahead of time, to score an extra 60 or 75 points.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2015 09:02 PM (AC0lD)

564 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:57 PM (CMkNk)

I thought there was an actual Noam Chomsky tweet. But Jr is just some anonymous Chomskyite, which while vile, is not on the same level or as newsworthy.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 09:02 PM (0NdlF)

565 525 Chomsky wrote to Sarah Palin

It takes a retard to make a retard


These are their thought leaders
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 08:49 PM (zOTsN)



The real Chomsky, or this "Noam Chomsky Jr." character?

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

566
Reminds me of a small kid I knew who, when I told him the name of a colleague (Bob Kilpatrick) asked, "why would Bob want to kill Patrick?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 09:02 PM (CMkNk)

567 Noam Chonsky said on Twitter he cannot wait until Iran gets the bomb so they can turn Israel in to dust

May he roast on a spit it hell. God, that makes me mad.
Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2015 08:51 PM

Isn't Chomsky spewing hate speech? Aren't the lefties the caring, non discriminating ones? Now I'm all cornfused, seems like he's more of a hater that the Tea Party types I know.

Maybe someone should alert Bob from the NSA!

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2015 09:02 PM (o/90i)

568 480 453 Lets talk about Bibi winning. Winning. Winning baby

Oh, that's so great!

Obama must be fuming.

Hahahahaha!

Hey, Barry go light up a Marlboro or 7.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 17, 2015 09:02 PM (+XMAD)

569
Chomsky or not, Chomsky and anyone who admires him can go straight to the infernal reaches.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 09:03 PM (CMkNk)

570 Starting at about age 40, people tend to lose about four-tenths of an inch of height every decade.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed

I'm so stealing that.

Posted by: Neil DeGassy Tyson at March 17, 2015 09:03 PM (H/s7S)

571 Hi guys, I just want to thank all of you who said prayers (or sent good thoughts) for my grandma. She's been returned to rehab from the hospital, her bleeding has stopped, and she is restarting her stroke therapy. I spoke with her today on the phone and she sounds way more upbeat (and spunky) than she has in the last three weeks. So, thank you.


Now, if I can ask a few for myself...we need to put our 15 year old cat down tomorrow. Never fun.

Posted by: DangerGirl Schultz at March 17, 2015 09:03 PM (KuU4f)

572 562
Starting at about age 40, people tend to lose about four-tenths of an inch of height every decade.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 09:00 PM (U+iP0)


I think it's more than that. I have pics of my granddad and when he was my age he was over 6 feet tall. He died at 93 and was maybe 5'6".

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 09:04 PM (CMkNk)

573 I'm sorry, DangerGirl. One of my cats is also 15.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

574 Chomsky fan boy for all of it.


He is.

A wedding photographer

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 09:05 PM (zOTsN)

575
As the Rolling Stones sang...

What a drag it is gettin old.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 09:06 PM (U+iP0)

576 President Shit Midas loses everything - except national elections.
Oh well. I hope Reggie uses his teeth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:58 PM

LOL, at first glance I read that as "I hope Reggie loses his teeth"! I thought WTF JJ.

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2015 09:06 PM (o/90i)

577 571 Now, if I can ask a few for myself...we need to put our 15 year old cat down tomorrow. Never fun.
Posted by: DangerGirl Schultz at March 17, 2015 09:03 PM (KuU4f)


G-d bless and give you strength.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 09:06 PM (CMkNk)

578 LOL, at first glance I read that as "I hope Reggie loses his teeth"!

Ancient Hebraic curse.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 17, 2015 09:07 PM (rwI+c)

579 Oh, DG, sending you love and hugs . . . did not know about your Gran (been MIA) but will keep you in my thoughts and prayers. So sad, but that was a very lucky kitteh to have you.

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2015 09:07 PM (EgOr3)

580 I come from a Priestly lineage.

Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 17, 2015 09:07 PM (fLKzW)

581 I think it's more than that. I have pics of my granddad and when he was my age he was over 6 feet tall. He died at 93 and was maybe 5'6".

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 09:04 PM (CMkNk)



I suspect that loss of height results from the confluence of decreased thickness of vertebral discs with the cumulative effect of decades of poor posture (the Tutor Turtle look, hunched over, shoulders rolled forward, neck bent upwards to look straight ahead). It's very common among academics, after years of hunching over books (and now computer screens), and in their old age, many are incapable of standing up straight.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 09:08 PM (oKE6c)

582 Posted by: DangerGirl Schultz at March 17, 2015 09:03 PM (KuU4f)





G-d bless and give you strength.

From me as well.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2015 09:08 PM (AC0lD)

583
Good night all.

Keep on keeping it IS-Real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 09:08 PM (CMkNk)

584 You are correct, I believe. Ironically, my Hungarian lineage goes all the way back to Spain, before the Inquisition. When the Germans occupied Hungary in '44, my grandfather was able to trace the lineage back that far, or else they would have been immediately deported to Auschwitz (lots of Poles and others escaped to Hungary, which although a German ally until March '44 did not deport anyone).


I believe that Franco actually sent people with blank Spanish passports to Germany. They'd hang around when the cattle cars were being loaded and when they saw a someone, particularly the father of a family, that looked vaguely Spanish, they'd pull him out and ask him "Were your ancestors expelled from Spain, perchance (say 'yes!')?" Oh they were? That makes you a Spanish citizen...sign here. Oh, your wife and kids are Spanish citizens as well. Hey Kommandant! These are Spanish citizens! You can't lock them up!"

Supposedly they saved about a hundred thousand people...

I was told that by a professor whose advisor in grad school was one of the hundred thousand.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 17, 2015 09:08 PM (RahO3)

585 573
I'm sorry, DangerGirl. One of my cats is also 15.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 09:05 PM (sdi6R)


You'd think after doing it oh...six previous times...that it would get easier. But it never does. She's been going downhill for about two years. Down to 5 lbs, skin and bones. Has started forgetting where the litterbox is and can't really stand or walk any more. It's time. Poor old girl, it's time.

Posted by: DangerGirl Schultz at March 17, 2015 09:08 PM (KuU4f)

586 581 Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 09:08 PM (oKE6c)

The Incredible Shrinking Grandparents.

(G-d bless them)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 09:09 PM (CMkNk)

587 LOL, at first glance I read that as "I hope Reggie loses his teeth"!



Baby take your teeth out try it one time.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 17, 2015 09:09 PM (JdEZJ)

588 Now, if I can ask a few for myself...we need to put our 15 year old cat down tomorrow. Never fun.


Posted by: DangerGirl Schultz at March 17, 2015 09:03 PM (KuU4f)


So sorry to hear that, DangerGirl. It's always such a poignant event to lose a beloved pet.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 09:09 PM (oKE6c)

589 Post, just to get rid of the Schultz.


I KNOW NUZZING!

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 17, 2015 09:09 PM (KuU4f)

590 Just driving home from the supermarket, the local cops set up a drunk stop just by my house. I rolled down the window, "Got the ol St. Paddy's Wagon out tonight, eh laddies?" Kid laughed and told me to get going.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 17, 2015 09:10 PM (3a584)

591

What's your cat's name, DG?

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 09:11 PM (U+iP0)

592 And thank you, all. This is why I love the Horde. I can always rely on them for prayers.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 17, 2015 09:11 PM (KuU4f)

593 590 Just driving home from the supermarket, the local cops set up a drunk stop just by my house. I rolled down the window, "Got the ol St. Paddy's Wagon out tonight, eh laddies?" Kid laughed and told me to get going.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 17, 2015 09:10 PM (3a584)




You should've driven off with two wheels on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 09:11 PM (oKE6c)

594 Hear him whip the women, just around midnight...

Posted by: otho at March 17, 2015 09:11 PM (tBSrv)

595 What's your cat's name, DG?

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 09:11 PM (U+iP0)


Her name is Madeleine.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 17, 2015 09:12 PM (KuU4f)

596 DangerGirl,
I know you know you're doing the right thing.
It don't make it any easier though.

{animal lovers}

don't worry Ace, that { } is totally optional.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 17, 2015 09:12 PM (KG0mU)

597 Starting at about age 40, people tend to lose about four-tenths of an inch of height every decade.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 09:00 PM

That might be an average, I suspect it might have something to do w/ diet and calcium consumption.

Last measured as a yute I was 5'11.75, damn not 6'. The other day after traction for several weeks for my back/sciatica issues I was 6'. That's at 59, woohoo!

And yes, I know that won't last.

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2015 09:13 PM (o/90i)

598 When these white ass executives gets attack on twitter, they need to learn to say, thank you sir may I have another? Else I investigate yo ass.

Posted by: Eric Holder at March 17, 2015 09:15 PM (XZhSs)

599 Oh, lol lol lol, that little scrote what shot the cops in Ferguson has "recanted" his confession. Put him over there by that Chomsky asswipe, will ya?

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2015 09:15 PM (EgOr3)

600 A few years ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 17, 2015 09:15 PM (l1zOH)

601
Last measured as a yute I was 5'11.75, damn not 6'. The other day after traction for several weeks for my back/sciatica issues I was 6'. That's at 59, woohoo!

Better than going backwards!

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 09:15 PM (U+iP0)

602 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2015 08:51 PM (CMkNk)

J.J. years ago, I picked up a cookbook called "The Book of Jewish Food" at a yard sale. (I have quite the cookbook collection.) It was compiled by a Egyptian Jewish woman named Claudia Roden, whose family ended up in London after being run out of Cairo by Nasser.

It's a fascinating book - divided into Sephardic and Ashkenazic sections and with histories (and recipes) from every country the Jews have settled in in numbers, from Persia and India to Spain and Poland and Russia. I recall she said Ashkenazi family recipes which included oranges often indicated the family had roots in Spain, since they were a trademark of Spanish Jewish cooking.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 17, 2015 09:16 PM (+XMAD)

603 584
I believe that Franco actually sent people with blank Spanish passports to Germany. They'd hang around when the cattle cars were being loaded and when they saw a someone, particularly the father of a family, that looked vaguely Spanish, they'd pull him out and ask him "Were your ancestors expelled from Spain, perchance (say 'yes!')?" Oh they were? That makes you a Spanish citizen...sign here. Oh, your wife and kids are Spanish citizens as well. Hey Kommandant! These are Spanish citizens! You can't lock them up!"

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 17, 2015 09:08 PM (RahO3)



Wow, I never heard about that before. That gives me more respect for Franco.

It was ironic that the Nazis supported him during the Spanish Civil War.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

604
Give Madeleine a scratch under the chin for me.

Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 09:17 PM (U+iP0)

605 DG - Been there. My heart is with you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2015 09:18 PM (l1zOH)

606 Sefton teach Yid? I have a hard enough time with English

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 09:18 PM (znRvO)

607 Hugs DangerGirl.

Posted by: @votermom at March 17, 2015 09:18 PM (1hRYW)

608 C'mon.

They're Liberals.

They don't want to solve any problems.

They just want to go on the record that they CARE.

It's about intentions, not resolutions.

(Now back to my home made Sosa Bread)

Posted by: seamrog at March 17, 2015 09:19 PM (e7btA)

609 Im gonna ask Bibi for some IDF chicks, you know, an 'exchange program.'

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 17, 2015 09:19 PM (y/p2Y)

610 Everything Obama tries, fails.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 17, 2015 08:36 PM (CVTpV)

Define FAIL?

He's done a damn fine job of upFcuking the country, putting the US in a no win position overseas and at home.

Inundating the countryside with a disease carrying illiterate 3rd world army.

Coercing the Senate and the House into renouncing their power.

Taking more vacations and Golf Trips than the last 3 Presidents.

And there's 21 months to go.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 17, 2015 09:20 PM (zRby/)

611 Wow, I never heard about that before. That gives me more respect for Franco.


I never heard it anywhere else, but as I mentioned the man from whom I heard it said he actually knew one of the survivors.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 17, 2015 09:20 PM (RahO3)

612 SODA bread, I don't like Sammy.

Posted by: seamrog at March 17, 2015 09:20 PM (e7btA)

613 Now, if I can ask a few for myself...we need to put our 15 year old cat down tomorrow. Never fun.
Posted by: DangerGirl Schultz at March 17, 2015 09:03 PM

Glad Grandma is doing better and best wishes to you w/ the loss of an old friend. Be well.

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2015 09:20 PM (o/90i)

614 Hugs for you danger girl. And sweet madeleine

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 09:21 PM (zOTsN)

615 Posted by: Grey Fox at March 17, 2015 09:08 PM (RahO3)

Looked around, seems this guy was a major driver of those efforts. Good read, God bless this man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81ngel_Sanz_Briz

To have that courage and initiative to act ...

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 09:22 PM (0NdlF)

616 Thanks everyone. I've actually come to grips with it, and I know it's the right time. She's been extra spoiled tonight.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 17, 2015 09:22 PM (KuU4f)

617 Taking more vacations and Golf Trips than the last 3 Presidents.

And there's 21 months to go.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 17, 2015 09:20 PM (zRby/)

You forgot to mention his blood sucking scum sleaze wife

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 09:23 PM (znRvO)

618 Just had a thought...

Everything Obama tries, fails.

-
Also, nobody ever gained anything by trusting Obama.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 17, 2015 09:23 PM (FWMPh)

619 585
You'd think after doing it oh...six previous times...that it would get easier. But it never does. She's been going downhill for about two years. Down to 5 lbs, skin and bones. Has started forgetting where the litterbox is and can't really stand or walk any more. It's time. Poor old girl, it's time.

Posted by: DangerGirl Schultz at March 17, 2015 09:08 PM (KuU4f)



I've never had to do that. There was the family dog when I was 15, but my parents made the decision.

I went for decades without having a pet, then adopted two kittehs from the same litter in 2000. One died suddenly of natural causes at age 7 (there was no autopsy, but the vet thought it was probably a heart defect), and the other is 15 now. She still seems to be healthy, but I thought the same thing about her brother 8 years ago.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

620
"(lots of Poles and others escaped to Hungary, which although a German ally until March '44 did not deport anyone). "

They made up for the lost time...

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 09:25 PM (iQIUe)

621 602 - Donna, growing up in LA with lots of Jewish friends, I developed a love of that kind of cooking. Mainly Eastern European in my case, I'm thinking. So now my Amazon wish list extends to 29 pages...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 17, 2015 09:25 PM (/WPPJ)

622 Yea let's talk about races. I'm going to Bristol in April.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2015 09:26 PM (JdEZJ)

623 616 Thanks everyone. I've actually come to grips with it, and I know it's the right time. She's been extra spoiled tonight.
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 17, 2015

Sorry to hear about this. It's a tough thing to do but it's right if you think it's the time

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 09:26 PM (znRvO)

624 It was ironic that the Nazis supported him during the Spanish Civil War.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 09:17 PM (sdi6R)


Sorry, but why is that ironic? Surprising, perhaps, but ironic?
Actually, even Mussolini had no particular fervor for Hitler's anti-Semitic policies until his feet were held to the fire.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 09:27 PM (oKE6c)

625 ConservativeMonster,

Thanks for finding that link. It is good to have the story confirmed, though it differs somewhat from what I remember having heard.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 17, 2015 09:28 PM (RahO3)

626 Surprising, perhaps, but ironic?

Not this again.

Posted by: Alanis Morissette at March 17, 2015 09:29 PM (7h3vo)

627 I'm quite sick of this crap. Conversation about race? "Your Black, I'm American Indian, that dude over there is white. Settled. Lets have a beer."

Posted by: Gerry Owen at March 17, 2015 09:29 PM (m1iqY)

628 Knowing us (the suckers of the DFW area), we'll rescue another cat in a few months. Because we just can't help ourselves.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 17, 2015 09:29 PM (KuU4f)

629 Apparently, fascists come in models other than "genocidal maniac."

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 17, 2015 09:30 PM (RahO3)

630 Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 17, 2015 09:02 PM (+XMAD)

And Iranian raised ValJar is also steamed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 17, 2015 09:30 PM (zRby/)

631 I suspect that loss of height results from the confluence of decreased thickness of vertebral discs with the cumulative effect of decades of poor posture (the Tutor Turtle look, hunched over, shoulders rolled forward, neck bent upwards to look straight ahead). It's very common among academics, after years of hunching over books (and now computer screens), and in their old age, many are incapable of standing up straight.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 09:08 PM

You reminded me of something. When I graduated HS we had the family party, old Great Aunt Ora was there. I gave her some family stuff to read in German.

Must have got her German up cause she quoted something her father, German immigrant, told his kids. I forget the German, but it equated to stand up straight. It stuck w/ me for some reason, I guess cause I knew he was a remarkable guy. It just made me straighten up often thru the years.

My brother, about 3 yrs younger already has the slouched shoulders and leaning forward head like old folks. Most people mistake him for the elder of the 2 of us.

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2015 09:30 PM (o/90i)

632 Francisco and Benito are fine people.

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 17, 2015 09:30 PM (y/p2Y)

633 They made up for the lost time...

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 09:25 PM (iQIUe)


IIRC correctly, that was the Germans' doing more than the Hungarians. I seem to remember that they occupied Hungary in 1944 and effectively deposed Admiral Horthy, keeping him as a figurehead while the SS rounded up Jews.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 09:31 PM (oKE6c)

634
630 Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 17, 2015 09:02 PM (+XMAD)

And Iranian raised ValJar is also steamed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March

Maybe Bibi will toast her and her ilk

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 09:31 PM (znRvO)

635 paga ma hone

Posted by: seamrog at March 17, 2015 09:31 PM (e7btA)

636 Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 09:06 PM (U+iP0)

Unless you've sold your soul to the Devil early in your career.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 17, 2015 09:31 PM (zRby/)

637 635
paga ma hone





Posted by: seamrog at March 17, 2015 09:31 PM (e7btA)
dang, I was just gonna say that.

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2015 09:32 PM (EgOr3)

638 Posted by: President Prolapse at March 17, 2015 09:30 PM (y/p2Y)


Oh God, I just choked on my wine because of this sock name.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 17, 2015 09:33 PM (KuU4f)

639 He is.



A wedding photographer

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 09:05 PM (zOTsN)


Lemme guess. Big Elton John fan, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2015 09:33 PM (UwPGL)

640 Steamed Valjar. That'll put you off the clams.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2015 09:33 PM (JdEZJ)

641 Peaches

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 09:33 PM (znRvO)

642 624
Sorry, but why is that ironic? Surprising, perhaps, but ironic?
Actually, even Mussolini had no particular fervor for Hitler's anti-Semitic policies until his feet were held to the fire.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 17, 2015 09:27 PM (oKE6c)



I thought it was ironic in the sense that Franco or others in his regime quietly subverted Hitler's antisemitic policies. And yes, I know that Mussolini's version of Fascism (hell, he invented it) wasn't antisemitic.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

643 Mis!!! shmooshes!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2015 09:34 PM (EgOr3)

644 Right back at ya Peaches

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 09:35 PM (znRvO)

645 Supposedly, Franco on his deathbed was asked to describe his biggest accomplishment and he replied "giving Spain a middle class."

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 17, 2015 09:36 PM (/WPPJ)

646 one time at band camp I nationalize the cafeteria.

Posted by: Gen Franco at March 17, 2015 09:36 PM (y/p2Y)

647 Can I ask a favor of you praying Horde members?

My mother Virginia broke her hip about a week ago. She had been sitting reading and unbeknownst to her her leg had fallen asleep, so when she stood up too quickly she fell over -- hard. She managed to drag herself to the phone and get help.

She had to get hip replacement surgery, so now she's in rehab undergoing grueling therapy. She's a real Apache in the face of pain and tries to underplay it, but I know she's under a lot of stress.

She's a tough, classy, funny dame. Think Lauren Bacall, but with even more killer bone structure. She's my mother and my best friend.

A word in the ear of the big guy upstairs asking for her quick recovery would be great. Thanks so much!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 17, 2015 09:38 PM (KH1sk)

648 647, AHE - done.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 17, 2015 09:39 PM (/WPPJ)

649 You got it Eris. What a great lady

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 17, 2015 09:39 PM (zOTsN)

650 More rain tonight through Thursday. I'd complain, but we really need it here. Two weeks ago it was in the 20s and snowing. Today it was in the 80s.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 17, 2015 09:40 PM (KuU4f)

651 Prayers for your mom, Eris.

Posted by: Y-not at March 17, 2015 09:40 PM (9BRsg)

652 Sorry to come late to the party.


If blacks decide to burn down Starbucks ... is it OK for me to just laugh and not do a fucking thing about it ?


Because I'm really thinking my appropriate response to a burning Starbucks would be sticks, hotdogs, and marshmallows.


Please advise.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2015 09:41 PM (oKFzc)

653 A word in the ear of the big guy upstairs asking for her quick recovery would be great. Thanks so much!



Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 17, 2015 09:38 PM (KH1sk)

Absolutely, Eris. Big prayers for your momma and a full recovery. Those spunky dames have a tendency to bounce back well.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 17, 2015 09:41 PM (KuU4f)

654 I'm not much for praying, but I wish your mom well, Eris.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2015 09:42 PM (sdi6R)

655 You got it, Eris! Your mom sounds awesome . . . which only makes sense because apparently she raised you right. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2015 09:42 PM (EgOr3)

656 Because I'm really thinking my appropriate response to a burning Starbucks would be sticks, hotdogs, and marshmallows.


Please advise.


Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2015 09:41 PM (oKFzc)


Bring some green coffee beans to roast properly over the flames?

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 17, 2015 09:42 PM (KuU4f)

657
If blacks decide to burn down Starbucks ... is it OK for me to just laugh and not do a fucking thing about it ?

well, you should come here and laugh among friends . . . otherwise, rock on!

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2015 09:43 PM (EgOr3)

658 I've got some great ideas about making Amtrak run on time.

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 17, 2015 09:43 PM (y/p2Y)

659 I will become a woman so beautiful that I will seduce Johnny Depp! I will become a giant spider so powerful that I will make Jon Pertwee's head explode! I will inpire hordes of Africans to bring me ivory and worship me as a god!

Posted by: Mistah Howard Schultz at March 17, 2015 09:44 PM (c/XFZ)

660 **MWaaah! Thanks Peaches! She really is a peach. And don't blame her, she tried to raise me right!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 17, 2015 09:44 PM (KH1sk)

661 I seem to remember that they occupied Hungary in 1944 and effectively deposed Admiral Horthy, keeping him as a figurehead while the SS rounded up Jews.

I posted about that here once. I kept getting it wrong because the Hungarian situation was complicated.

From what I recall: Horthy made a big show of disliking Jews before 1944. Sometimes Hungarians at the local level carried out pogroms, thinking that, hey, we can get away with it now. Horthy himself seems not to have tolerated these actions and to have punished those responsible.

Under the German occupation, well, things got worse.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2015 09:45 PM (AVEe1)

662 Why Eris! On this day of all days!
A toast to the good health and long life of both of ye!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 17, 2015 09:46 PM (KG0mU)

663 And don't blame her, she tried to raise me right!



Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 17, 2015 09:44 PM (KH1sk)
wait, don't tell me, you turned 21 in prison doin' life without parole?

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2015 09:47 PM (EgOr3)

664 Thanks peaches. My moral compass was lost there for a second.


OK ... sarcasm off.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2015 09:47 PM (oKFzc)

665 Well ... no one could raise her right, but mama tried.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2015 09:48 PM (oKFzc)

666 what is this Starbucks you speak of? Since I don't know anything about it I'll be perfectly fine if it burns down.

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 17, 2015 09:49 PM (y/p2Y)

667 Ace up.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 17, 2015 09:49 PM (KG0mU)

668 Best of luck to Eris' mom.

I can just imagine her thinking at the time, "these hips birthed Eris and now THIS? oy gevalt"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2015 09:49 PM (AVEe1)

669 Night, all.

Posted by: DangerGirl, footloose and Party-free at March 17, 2015 09:50 PM (KuU4f)

670 'Night, DG. {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2015 09:52 PM (EgOr3)

671 If only Starbucks served Irish coffee. Then we could have a conversation about the British occupation of Northern Ireland this fine St Paddy's day.

Posted by: James Joyce at March 17, 2015 09:52 PM (c/XFZ)

672
YNET are giving Netanyahu 32, Herzog 24, after 57% count

Posted by: Sparky at March 17, 2015 09:52 PM (iQIUe)

673 Raising my glass to all moms, including two others I know facing health issues: slainte!

Posted by: Bluey Raisin at March 17, 2015 09:52 PM (jwlNk)

674 Thanks everyone! Awkwardly lingering hugs and inappropriate neck massages all around.

Oh, I forgot to add, Mom didn't tell me this herself because she didn't want to worry me. Her cousin finally broke down and called me. Moms!

So thanks for the prayers -- if you don't think it'll inconvenience God! She hates to bother him with trivial matters, he's a very busy man.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 17, 2015 09:53 PM (KH1sk)

675 Posted by: President Prolapse at March 17, 2015 09:30 PM (y/p2Y)
Oh God, I just choked on my wine because of this sock name.
Posted by: DangerGirl at March 17, 2015 09:33 PM

Ditto here. We were all in stitches, just had to tell the others.

Didn't choke on my wine tho.

Huh, it's St Pat's, of course I can drink at work. They gonna fire me? Run that by Lois Learner and a host of others.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at March 17, 2015 09:54 PM (o/90i)

676 So thanks for the prayers -- if you don't think it'll inconvenience God! She hates to bother him with trivial matters, he's a very busy man.

The big guy tracks the hairs on our heads. Don't fret about what's trivial.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 17, 2015 10:06 PM (0NdlF)

677 About 20 years ago Howie Schultz got dinged by Seattle Parks Commission. Seemed Howie appropriated an entrance to a small lakeside park and turned it into his driveway, cutting off access to the park by... umm... undesirables. Howie had to give it back, but it made me wonder if the guilt was eating into him all these years and all these millions of dollars. Is it asking too much to race-chatter if it makes Howie feel better about himself?

Posted by: Mr. Mystery at March 17, 2015 10:19 PM (VK1RM)

678 AHE,
Very sorry to hear that.
The best advice I can give is "Do The Physical Therapy"!
My spouse has had both hips replaced and I can tell you the the re-hab is VITAL!
It is inconvenient, and painful, but you must do it or you will be a cripple for ever.
If you do the PT and the rehab, you can get your life back .
Sure, you will never "Bump-Ski" again, but you can walk.
Prayers for your mom...

Posted by: ChrisP at March 17, 2015 11:02 PM (Ib3Td)

679 Hey, I married a Medal of Whorner winner...

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 17, 2015 11:50 PM (y/p2Y)

680 Basically, only a bunch of whacked-out rich white liberals will enjoy sitting and listening to that crap, and they'll be listening to a team of mostly-minority servers.

Sounds like both a freak show, and a match made in heaven.

Posted by: Optimizer at March 17, 2015 11:57 PM (/q6+P)

681 Starbucks erased/blocked black comments ? What a bunch of KKK Racists ! They need to make reparations NOW ! Build a Starbucks in Ferguson Missouri and give away the coffe for at least a year ! and hire only black people, EXCEPT by Lord Obama 10-30 million illegal foreigners are first in line for hiring.

Posted by: ron n. at March 18, 2015 12:17 AM (YVQn/)

682 I'll say this: Thank God we have a border with Mexico and not, say, Nigeria.

Posted by: Justfactualthings at March 18, 2015 12:20 AM (oCxXI)

683 So maybe now the monkeys can go back to burning down their own town?

Posted by: Sebine at March 18, 2015 12:24 AM (6LDDs)

684 If you can openly talk about how "oppressed" you are, you are not oppressed. By definition, the oppressed do not have the right to speak freely. If they speak, it can only be in praise of their oppressors. If you can speak negatively about your oppressors without fear of repercussion, you are not oppressed.

Now, if you are of the "oppressor" class lamenting how oppressed the others are, then your best bet is to give up your privilege and live among the oppressed to truly understand their plight. My feeling is you will truly understand oppression, but not from who you were expecting.

Posted by: Oppression 101 at March 18, 2015 09:30 AM (lJJaE)

685 Can't we all just get alo . . . . . . Oh fuck it.

Posted by: Bill at March 18, 2015 03:32 PM (nMHz+)

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